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Speaker 1: Every week at this time we put a warm spotlight
Speaker 1: on a hero that went above and beyond.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I don't know if it's every week.
Speaker 3: We're doing a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, but today's brave person of note is Spencer Club
Speaker 1: from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Okay, alright.
Speaker 1: He was walking around downtown the other day when he
Speaker 1: noticed a suspicious package on the ground with no one
Speaker 1: around it. So he waited for a bit, saw nobody
Speaker 1: coming to pick it up, and that's when Spencer decided
Speaker 1: to grab it and take it straight to the police station. Good.
Speaker 1: He walked right in the front door, placed it on
Speaker 1: the counter, and told officers he thought it looked suspicions.
Speaker 1: So the deputy on call opened it up and found
Speaker 1: Spencer was right. It contained not one bomb, three pipe
Speaker 1: bombs A joke, I'm serious.
Speaker 5: And why didn't they call the bomb squad it? Why
Speaker 5: is the police officer just opening random pipe bomb packages?
Speaker 5: Putting in his car.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate Yea. At that point, the entire police station had
Speaker 1: to be evacuated. Yes, the streets were blocked off as
Speaker 1: officers secured the area, and many were upset that Spencer
Speaker 1: brought a bomb into the police without even looking at
Speaker 1: it first.
Speaker 5: He was a look at it.
Speaker 2: He did the right thing.
Speaker 5: They did the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: Imagine he just tosses it on the counter.
Speaker 5: Smoking here, right on the back of my bike.
Speaker 1: So ultimately, though, everyone ended up being Okay, that's why
Speaker 1: Spencer gets my low five of the week. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: all try to be more like Spencer as we all
Speaker 1: get into the shock collar question.
Speaker 6: Of the day.
Speaker 1: Okay, actually, I see a very suspicious looking package over
Speaker 1: there on digital Jake. I wonder if he's going to
Speaker 1: acknowledge it or just play it cool and nonchalantly read
Speaker 1: the question your court.
Speaker 3: Jake, Well, yesterday we took an awkward trip down memory
Speaker 3: lane when we played the game who tweeted it? Trying
Speaker 3: to identify which members of this show posted old tweets
Speaker 3: from years ago. Yeah, but the truth is Jeff and
Speaker 3: Alexis don't really tweet much at all, so we've already
Speaker 3: tapped that resource, and today we're focusing specifically on the
Speaker 3: two most Internet addicted members of the Morning Show, Brook
Speaker 3: and Jose.
Speaker 2: So I still think I'm like triple addicted over Brooks.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 3: So we're going around the room and each of you
Speaker 3: will be read a tweet from either Brook or Jose
Speaker 3: with one word missing, and you'll have to correctly fill
Speaker 3: in the blank in order to save yourself from a electrocution.
Speaker 3: This is creative gy. You can get it wrong. You'll
Speaker 3: be singing the High Voltage Blues.
Speaker 2: Where can I play too?
Speaker 3: Yes, you do. It's time for a fill in the
Speaker 3: tweet edition of the One and Done Shock, starting with Alexis.
Speaker 3: Alexis Jose once tweeted quote, there are two types of
Speaker 3: people in the world, those that love the Blank movie
Speaker 3: franchise and those that are dead to me. Oh what
Speaker 3: movies was he talking about?
Speaker 5: I almost remember this. I think it's National Treasure, okay,
Speaker 5: because they're just so dumb. And he has a coffee
Speaker 5: mug of Nicholas Cage. He randomly likes them.
Speaker 8: It was sent from one of my Twitch followers that
Speaker 8: we all know the Giggle Gang knows that I love
Speaker 8: National Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because you like talk about it. Otherwise, I don't know
Speaker 5: a chain that you like talk about it like it's
Speaker 5: not like a franchise's but not when you'd like stand
Speaker 5: up for me, like it wouldn't be a serious one,
Speaker 5: it'd be one like this is what you would tweet about,
Speaker 5: going to say National Treasure.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was singing. It was on the Disney like
Speaker 1: track like cars I do and I love Maana brings themchise.
Speaker 3: Yet there were many sequels.
Speaker 5: The favorite movie you always told me not to watch
Speaker 5: them be on the first. Thank you, that's true.
Speaker 3: Take you with my answer, Alexi says National Treasure and
Speaker 3: the movies jose was talking about, We're National Treasure. Alexis
Speaker 3: knows Jose.
Speaker 1: She favored that tweet.
Speaker 3: Jose Brook once tweeted got through four notes of Blank's
Speaker 3: new song and had to turn it off. I'm at
Speaker 3: my desk and need to wait until I have a
Speaker 3: private space to ball my eyes out to it. This
Speaker 3: song was she talking about?
Speaker 1: Assuming she's talking about Nelly here for sure, I heard.
Speaker 2: Shake your tell.
Speaker 7: Well Brook is very emotional and there are a few
Speaker 7: artists that she absolutely adores, Miss Elliott and Pink, but
Speaker 7: I don't see them striking a chord with her like
Speaker 7: emotionally immediately, because they're.
Speaker 2: More like fun and upbeat.
Speaker 4: My instincts would be when the Adele album came out,
Speaker 4: and because Adele can just sing two lines and it's
Speaker 4: just really strikes you, I think I'm gonna stick with
Speaker 4: my INTI I'm gonna go with Adele.
Speaker 3: Jose things. Brooke was tweeting about Adele, and she was
Speaker 3: tweeting about Adele.
Speaker 5: Very well, Brooke, were you yes?
Speaker 3: Jose once tweeted all caps. I keep telling you guys,
Speaker 3: I can't get you free concert tickets from the radio
Speaker 3: station parentheses unless you're blank exception.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I mean, here's my thoughts. It could be
Speaker 5: unless you're a bikini barista. It could be true unless
Speaker 5: you have food for me to eat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to pay for his own food.
Speaker 5: Though, unless you subscribed my Twitch channel please follow me.
Speaker 5: These are always advertising or unless you're Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's nummy.
Speaker 1: Like she would be looking for free concert tickets radio station.
Speaker 5: Oh no, unless you're Ariana Grande. That's his girl.
Speaker 1: Actually a whoa.
Speaker 3: I asked Brooke what was Jose's one exception for giving
Speaker 3: free concert tickets? She said, Ariana Grande, and Jose tweeted,
Speaker 3: unless you're really hot on the right track there, Brooke, Jeffrey,
Speaker 3: you know Jose once tweeted, Travis Scott has his own
Speaker 3: meal at McDonald's. If I had my own meal, it
Speaker 3: would be a taco bell and it would be just
Speaker 3: six fire sauce packets and a blank What one item
Speaker 3: is missing from Jose's celebrity meals?
Speaker 2: Am I the only one that laughed at that? Like,
Speaker 2: you guys are.
Speaker 5: Six fires sauce packets and one?
Speaker 1: God, I have a feeling it's not even a food item.
Speaker 1: It's like a hug. The cashier has to come out
Speaker 1: from behind the counter.
Speaker 3: And over again.
Speaker 6: Can I get.
Speaker 5: Doesn't he talk a lot about the Double Ducker, how
Speaker 5: he like loved that had like the crunchy and the
Speaker 5: soft tortillas.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go with what he loves, the Double Decker Supreme.
Speaker 3: Jose's celebrity meal, if he had won a taco bell,
Speaker 3: would be six fire sauce packets and a churo.
Speaker 1: Yamatic.
Speaker 2: I know it's a joke.
Speaker 8: It's funny to say, like Brooke and Jeffrey both got
Speaker 8: theirs wrong.
Speaker 3: Getting shocked today.
Speaker 1: Well, Wow, somebody wanted to hear Genie in a Bottle
Speaker 1: by Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 5: If you want to be with me.
Speaker 2: To pay, I'm a genie in.
Speaker 4: A battle the right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tweets that's your shock collar.
Speaker 3: Question of the day.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning write of passage for
Speaker 1: any child is when you fake being sick to get
Speaker 1: out of going to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: I think we've all done that. You just can't over
Speaker 1: use it or people will start to catch on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you tell your mom your grandma died. It's not
Speaker 5: going to work out.
Speaker 1: She knows fig being sick one hundred and seventy four times,
Speaker 1: shame on me. Fake being sick one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: five times, shame.
Speaker 9: On you.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, I think saying well. One of our listeners
Speaker 1: admits she lied about a tummy ache when she was
Speaker 1: ten years old to avoid going to class. Little did
Speaker 1: she know that decision would start one of the scariest,
Speaker 1: most unforgettable days of her entire life. You're gonna hear
Speaker 1: what happened when she tells the whole story in a
Speaker 1: brand new mass Speak coming out at seven tens.
Speaker 3: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back ow
Speaker 3: arms mouth speak.
Speaker 1: We got a text to seventy five nine two that says,
Speaker 1: my wife doesn't know that I regularly use the metal
Speaker 1: prong spaghetti spoon in our kitchen as a backscratcher. No dummy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there are worse things that you could scratch.
Speaker 1: So we salute you for knowing where that line is.
Speaker 2: We don't know how far back is back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, sometimes itches need scratching, sometimes secrets need revealing.
Speaker 5: Oh, I like that.
Speaker 1: We have a woman who has a secret itch that
Speaker 1: she wants us to scratch for her and gets some relief.
Speaker 1: She's choosing to go by Faye today. So Faye, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi, Hey, how you feeling, Fay?
Speaker 10: I'm okay, okay for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't think that it's a normal thing.
Speaker 5: Color radio my confession this week. I mean it could
Speaker 5: be your voice is disguised, like.
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, voice changer is on, Fae. We have our backscratchers out.
Speaker 1: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
Speaker 1: your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay, well yeah, well, back back when I was ten
Speaker 10: years old.
Speaker 1: Whoa, we're going way back.
Speaker 5: You don't know she could be eighteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very mature voice for an eighteen year old. Sorry,
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was ten at the time, and I really didn't
Speaker 10: want to go to school that day, and I just
Speaker 10: I was like, what am I going to do to
Speaker 10: get out of this? So, like every other kid my age,
Speaker 10: I faked a stomach ache.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rights, and so easy. Please be wrong, try totally.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's this whole story about
Speaker 10: how I was sick, like I was making all these noises, like.
Speaker 2: Very convinced.
Speaker 1: I can't really tell what the voice changer, but yeah
Speaker 1: told me I think.
Speaker 5: I mean it's pretty typical though, faye. I don't think
Speaker 5: it's so thing where you need to use it radio
Speaker 5: station to confess this has this haunted.
Speaker 3: You for years?
Speaker 10: Well, okay, I was at home with my grandma at
Speaker 10: the time, and she's this older woman. She doesn't take
Speaker 10: any bullsh like she knew I was taking. She didn't
Speaker 10: believe me at all.
Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah, Grandma's been around the blocky.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I've always been a bad lie.
Speaker 1: You want to see what sick looks like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: show you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I was laying it on sick though. I
Speaker 10: was like, I'm going to do whatever it takes not
Speaker 10: to go to school today. And so she called my bluff.
Speaker 10: She said, okay, we're going to go to the doctor.
Speaker 10: Then that's exactly where we're going to go.
Speaker 5: Don't ruin it, grandma.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it was. It was tough, but I
Speaker 10: was like, you know what, I am going to go
Speaker 10: to the doctor. I'm going to show her that I
Speaker 10: actually am sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, wow, I like that.
Speaker 8: It's like, who's going to bluff first? Yeah, I'll get
Speaker 8: in the car. You're going to get in the car.
Speaker 5: I mean, I will say, parenting, and I assume being
Speaker 5: a grandparent as well, is like playing chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, constantly, the peground. Yeah, I'll go in there.
Speaker 1: My parents don't haven't sure your purse?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean she knew the whole time. So she
Speaker 10: kept asking me. She's like, are you sure? Are you sure?
Speaker 10: We sat in the car and she goes, are you sure?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Yeah, I was adamant to go.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 10: We ended up going to the hospital and three hours later,
Speaker 10: how many well, there was a there was we had
Speaker 10: to wait a while. But three hours later, I was
Speaker 10: rushed into the emergency room.
Speaker 5: What why, Yeah.
Speaker 10: I had to get emergency surgery. So it turned out
Speaker 10: like I came there for fake sickness and it turns
Speaker 10: out I actually had severe appendicitis.
Speaker 8: Oh no way, and you didn't even know how.
Speaker 5: I felt so bad.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They're like, you haven't been insitus, and you're like, no.
Speaker 10: I don't, right think you were there though, right, Like
Speaker 10: if I hadn't gone there that day, the doctors told
Speaker 10: me that my appendix could have ruptured and I could
Speaker 10: have died.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, My god.
Speaker 5: I had a friend. Their son kept complaining about his
Speaker 5: wrists hurting, and she's like, oh my god, like get
Speaker 5: over it. She finally took him to the doctor. Three
Speaker 5: days later it had broken, oh, like a hairline fracture.
Speaker 1: But like still, it's crazy with appendicitis. I thought that,
Speaker 1: like people know immediately like like big pains fever, Like.
Speaker 2: You'll get a fever.
Speaker 5: No, you're ten, right, Like, yeah, it's a resilient Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was so young at the time, Like I don't
Speaker 10: even know how it happened, but I'm so glad it
Speaker 10: happened this way because I wouldn't have known. I wasn't
Speaker 10: feeling any symptoms, and I think it was just meant
Speaker 10: to be that I was there. But it's been kind of,
Speaker 10: you know, haunting me all this time, because like, what
Speaker 10: if you know, I didn't take the sickness that day,
Speaker 10: what would have happened to me? Say, Well, she was
Speaker 10: very apologetic and she started crying as well, because it
Speaker 10: was just like the last thing we expected to happen.
Speaker 10: But she was so grateful that you know that they
Speaker 10: caught it.
Speaker 5: Grandma was crying and you didn't confess to her this, No,
Speaker 5: I agree, Why would you? I don't know to make
Speaker 5: her feel better.
Speaker 2: She's confessing now.
Speaker 1: She's saved it for the right moment, for the radio.
Speaker 1: We appreciate that day.
Speaker 5: Did you feel so guilty?
Speaker 10: I mean, I've been feeling guilty for a long time,
Speaker 10: but but I also feel like it was it was
Speaker 10: worth it because they discovered something I never even knew
Speaker 10: I had.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you probably got to miss several days of
Speaker 8: school other than just one day.
Speaker 1: Wow, it all worked out in the end, except she
Speaker 1: had a surgery.
Speaker 8: No super fun full scar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get always love scars, oh Man. Text the seventy
Speaker 1: five nine too. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 1: holding on to. We can hide your identity, mask your voice,
Speaker 1: and make you the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 5: Right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know those genealogy companies where you send your spit
Speaker 1: into their lab and they come back with a big
Speaker 1: breakdown of your whole genetic ancestry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I don't trust him at all.
Speaker 1: Well, that's how Brooke found out she was related to
Speaker 1: her brother in law, okay, and their grandfather was on
Speaker 1: the Max. What's the equivalent of joining the Mile High Club,
Speaker 1: because that's how Brooks family was creating.
Speaker 5: I mean, that wasn't my spit. It was my mom's spit. Okay,
Speaker 5: she did it, and that's how we found out. What see,
Speaker 5: you don't get good information from these things.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Brooks spit aside, We call a guy today
Speaker 1: who's been anxiously waiting to get his test results back,
Speaker 1: and they're supposed to arrive any minute, which is why
Speaker 1: we had to tell him immediately about the shocking news
Speaker 1: we found in his genetics. It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 5: It's another.
Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Lewis cannon from
Speaker 1: twenty three and meters. Is this Anthony's?
Speaker 9: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: Hey, Anthony, just wanted to let you know we got
Speaker 1: the results from your genealogy test back.
Speaker 9: Oh great, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Now see, normally we would email them out.
Speaker 9: To you, but yeah, I was waiting for an email.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to talk with you in person
Speaker 1: because yours was definitely interesting. What do you mean a
Speaker 1: lot of the time we can only give you a
Speaker 1: general idea of your background in nationality, but for you specifically,
Speaker 1: we got a major hit on something that we already
Speaker 1: had in our database.
Speaker 9: Okay, I am sweating right now.
Speaker 1: What is Well, hopefully you're sitting down, because it turns
Speaker 1: out you're one eighth OJ.
Speaker 9: What do you mean? OJA? What the hell is OJ?
Speaker 1: You know? OJ Simpson? You're one eighth OJ. That's what
Speaker 1: the results say.
Speaker 9: No way, no, there's no way I'm one eighth OJ.
Speaker 1: I wish that I could tell you different, but I
Speaker 1: thought you'd be interested to know you're related to a
Speaker 1: famous football player.
Speaker 9: The problem is, that's not what he's most famous for.
Speaker 1: Oh well he was in movies too, You're right, so
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 9: My gosh, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We don't know exactly how you two are related, whether
Speaker 1: it's through a great grandfather or if you're one of
Speaker 1: OJ's illegitimate children.
Speaker 11: What.
Speaker 1: We're just not sure.
Speaker 9: Say it again. Say that again.
Speaker 1: I said, you could be the offspring of one of
Speaker 1: the most infamous people of the twentieth century, and I
Speaker 1: think that's pretty special. Oh my god, just hearing the
Speaker 1: sound of your voice, are you not happy to find
Speaker 1: out you're related to a celebrity?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 9: I mean, what do you mean, I'm not happy to
Speaker 9: figure out I'm I was thinking Germany and I was
Speaker 9: really hoping Australia. I wasn't thinking one eighth oja.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I can sense you're you're frustrated, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm pretty piss Well, look.
Speaker 1: Let's look on the bright side here. It's better than
Speaker 1: the other day when I had to tell a guy
Speaker 1: he was one tenth Cuba Gooding Junior. What so if
Speaker 1: it could be worse, how is that worse?
Speaker 6: How is that worse?
Speaker 1: When he was in the movie snow Dogs, I was embarrassing.
Speaker 9: You're telling me Cuba good and You're is worse than OJ.
Speaker 1: I mean, in my opinion. Yeah, but it's not as
Speaker 1: bad as the one guy that threatened to leave the
Speaker 1: country when he found out he was related to Mike.
Speaker 1: The situation Sorrentino, you know from Jersey Shore.
Speaker 9: Dude, Dude, I dude, I don't you get it. You're
Speaker 9: comparing a reality television guy to Oja. Look, Anthony, it's
Speaker 9: way worse being me. Right now.
Speaker 1: I understand that you're frustrated. Not everybody is happy when
Speaker 1: they get the results back.
Speaker 9: You're damn right. I'm not. It's just but what I
Speaker 9: was expecting.
Speaker 1: I mean, unexpected happens sometimes, and overall you just have
Speaker 1: to accept the test is what it is. It's nine
Speaker 1: nine point nine percent accurate.
Speaker 9: I don't know how how do I even tell my
Speaker 9: family that? I don't know what to tell people.
Speaker 1: We could send you a link so you could share
Speaker 1: it on your Facebook.
Speaker 9: Would you like to do that? What the are you
Speaker 9: talking about?
Speaker 1: Instagram?
Speaker 6: Perhaps?
Speaker 9: Do you think this is funny or something? I did?
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting.
Speaker 9: You're telling me to go share this on Instagram? Are
Speaker 9: you serious? I mean, if you would go shoot it
Speaker 9: on Facebook, I don't want to put it on my Facebook.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. I just thought you'd want to get
Speaker 1: a lot of likes.
Speaker 9: No, I don't want anyone to know about this information.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want them to know that you
Speaker 1: got pranked on the radio, because that's even more embarrassing
Speaker 1: in my opinion. I mean, share that on your Instagram.
Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can link it to at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Which is the name of the show that's pranking you.
Speaker 1: I'm jeff I'm the host.
Speaker 9: Oh my, oh my, flood pressure is up right now?
Speaker 3: Oh j guy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Your friend Lauren is the one who set you up
Speaker 1: for Oh my.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: She said that you were waiting on the results from
Speaker 1: your genealogy test and thought we could mess with you.
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, I'm gonna get dude.
Speaker 1: You were you were shocked by the possibility of being
Speaker 1: related to OJ just a little bit shock.
Speaker 9: That was the last thing I was, well, okay, but
Speaker 9: it is.
Speaker 1: Still a lot better than Cuba Gooding Junior.
Speaker 9: Right, Thank god, I'm not related to who.
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning?
Speaker 5: Was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you're in a relationship, ask yourself, do you trust
Speaker 1: your closest friends to be alone around your significant other.
Speaker 5: Yes, I would hope so terrible if you said no.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you said yes, that's really really sweet.
Speaker 1: But also look out, what because you're putting yourself right
Speaker 1: into the danger zone.
Speaker 5: Oh true, Jeffy, are you gonna start hitting on my husband?
Speaker 1: We all want to trust our friends to be around
Speaker 1: our significant others. But one of our listeners needs help
Speaker 1: today because he's been getting a weird vibe lately from
Speaker 1: his girlfriend's bestie.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Sure, the girlfriend trusts her, but the only way to
Speaker 1: this properly is with an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: When he gets to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Right after this, it's awkward.
Speaker 5: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. There's some people who just
Speaker 1: sail through life, calm and easy, with no speed bumps
Speaker 1: or drama whatsoever.
Speaker 5: There are, I don't think, so we call them.
Speaker 1: The Shilah Buffs of the world.
Speaker 5: He said, more than one speed up.
Speaker 1: Actually be a speedbut I haven't heard about it. Show
Speaker 1: me one problem he's had. Others seemed to live in
Speaker 1: a stormy sea of constant chaos and tumult yeah, I
Speaker 1: might describe one of our listeners, Tommy, who is back
Speaker 1: now for his second awkward Tuesday phone call on this
Speaker 1: showy Man Now. The last time he needed our help
Speaker 1: because he was finding love letters addressed to his girlfriend
Speaker 1: hidden in her dresser, signed by a mysterious mister Q.
Speaker 2: That's right, and it turned out.
Speaker 3: To be her right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was writing him to herself to make him
Speaker 5: jealous spice.
Speaker 1: Up their relationship. But now he's reaching out again. So Tommy,
Speaker 1: you're back on the stormy sea of chaos.
Speaker 6: Yes, hello, hello, every bun.
Speaker 2: Mister Z's texting.
Speaker 1: How are you and your girlfriend?
Speaker 6: We're doing good, We're doing well. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Her girlfriend's name was Jade, right.
Speaker 9: Yes, Jade.
Speaker 6: Okay, But the problem I'm calling about now is not
Speaker 6: between us, Okay.
Speaker 1: It's a new person causing drama in your life.
Speaker 6: Who's that it's one of her good friends, Christy.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, you can't mess with the girls best friends.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not messing with her. The thing is, I
Speaker 6: think she's messing with me.
Speaker 5: What does that mean, Like she doesn't like you or
Speaker 5: something like she.
Speaker 9: Does like me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like over the like over the past month or so.
Speaker 6: I'm really getting the vibe that she is really into me,
Speaker 6: and I don't know if I'm reading that right or
Speaker 6: that's good?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 6: You know that's not good.
Speaker 1: Well no, I mean it's not good for your relationship,
Speaker 1: but just for you from like an ego standpoint, yeah, absolutely, But.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, no, that's so awkward. Is she doing
Speaker 5: things to make you feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 6: Yes? I mean a couple of weeks ago, we were
Speaker 6: at a at a party. I was there a Jade
Speaker 6: and it was a house party, a lot of people there.
Speaker 6: Jade was away, she was talking to somebody, and then
Speaker 6: Christy just gave me a whole lot of attention.
Speaker 9: That night, and it was it.
Speaker 5: Did she not maybe not know anybody else? Is that why?
Speaker 6: No? No, we have mutual friends. Everybody knew everybody.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 6: We're talking and she's like, you really need to relax,
Speaker 6: and she starts giving me an improv BackRub.
Speaker 1: Is she a professional mesuse?
Speaker 5: Because they never do it if they're professional. It's like,
Speaker 5: you don't bring work home. Did Jade see that?
Speaker 6: Well? No, because Christy goes, let's move into a hallway
Speaker 6: so it doesn't get awkward. Moving it into the hallway
Speaker 6: made it very awkward for me.
Speaker 5: Went into the hallway. That happened.
Speaker 6: You didn't say no, I want to go for like
Speaker 6: two minutes, and then I was like, you know what,
Speaker 6: I feel better, I'm relaxed now.
Speaker 1: Once she got down past the hips, then he stopped it.
Speaker 1: That's a good man.
Speaker 5: That was probably a bad decision on your part.
Speaker 1: Besides the shoulder massage in the secret hallway, was there
Speaker 1: any other.
Speaker 6: Examples or was it just that well, well, the same
Speaker 6: the same night. Jade is like, take Christy home.
Speaker 5: Wait, Jade told you to take Christie home by yourself.
Speaker 6: Yes, because she wanted to stay and Christy had to go. Okay,
Speaker 6: and Christy is really flirty in the car. I get
Speaker 6: her home, I drop her off. I'm not even out
Speaker 6: a driveway. I get a text she I think I
Speaker 6: left my ear ring in your car, and you come
Speaker 6: back and help me look for it. And I was
Speaker 6: just like no, I just ignored it when I got
Speaker 6: back to the party, and then I texted like, I
Speaker 6: just got your text. Now I'll look for your earring
Speaker 6: and we'll get it back to you if I find it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: That was smart, Yeah, better than the move.
Speaker 6: I am a loyal boyfriend. And I don't like to
Speaker 6: mess around, and I definitely don't like to be in
Speaker 6: this awkward position.
Speaker 5: Well it's so hard too, because like, how do you
Speaker 5: bring it up to Jade?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: You're either going to say exactly.
Speaker 6: I don't want to. If it's nothing, I don't want to.
Speaker 6: I don't want to bring it up at all.
Speaker 1: If it's not where in this girl? Christiad in your conversation,
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 6: Well, the other night I get a text from her.
Speaker 6: It says, you up, I need to ask you something.
Speaker 6: And I ignored it. It was at like eleven thirty
Speaker 6: at night. And then so like the next morning I
Speaker 6: texted her back and I said, does this have to
Speaker 6: do with Jade's birthday party? Jade's birthday is coming up?
Speaker 5: Okay, that would make sense, that'd be innocent enough. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she wouldn't want to talk to you all Jade's around.
Speaker 6: But then she sends a laughing emoji and just like, no, no,
Speaker 6: it's not so now I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5: It's snaking the grass? Is who this girl? Yeah? I
Speaker 5: don't like her at all.
Speaker 2: Maybe you have like a recipe that she wants to cook.
Speaker 5: At eleven thirty at night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she couldn't it.
Speaker 6: Christy is like call me. So now at the point
Speaker 6: where I where Christy wants me to call her, so what,
Speaker 6: I I need you guys to help me figure out
Speaker 6: what her intentions are.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if you're gonna have to ask questions,
Speaker 5: but I feel like this girl is so direct.
Speaker 6: I just need your help. I just need your help
Speaker 6: on you.
Speaker 1: But there's a chance though that even though it does
Speaker 1: look a little bit bad from our perspective, maybe she
Speaker 1: doesn't realize what she's doing is crossing a line. It
Speaker 1: could be totally innocent. And sometimes you don't realize what
Speaker 1: you say it's so much.
Speaker 2: You say you dirty.
Speaker 5: If this is if this is Jade setting her girlfriend
Speaker 5: up to also be jealous again, just like she did
Speaker 5: with mister Q.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's a test.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, we're gonna have a question your relationship.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm not going to forgive her that. This
Speaker 6: is another test. Not this time.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to help you out. Running short on time,
Speaker 1: so we'll come back, give you some advice and let
Speaker 1: you make her awkward Tuesday phone call to your girlfriend's
Speaker 1: friend to see if she's really trying to come on
Speaker 1: to you or not.
Speaker 6: Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'll do what I have to do. It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: We're at halftime of the awkward Tuesday phone call, almost
Speaker 1: ready to give our second half PEP talks before we
Speaker 1: send Tommy out onto the field. But if you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in, Tommy is on the phone. He's been on
Speaker 1: the show before with his girlfriend Jade. Yeah, and we're
Speaker 1: not calling Jade this time. We're calling her friend who's
Speaker 1: been putting out this vibe lately that she might be
Speaker 1: a little interested in Tommy.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like it from all of his examples,
Speaker 5: I mean, really hardcore.
Speaker 1: Because he mentioned he's been getting late night texts for her,
Speaker 1: saying are you up? I really need to talk to you.
Speaker 1: And when he asked, is it about Jade's birthday? She
Speaker 1: was like no, she laughed, laughed, and Yeah was like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you alone. Combine that with
Speaker 1: the impromptu hallway shoulder massages, the ride home from the party,
Speaker 1: the earrings left in his car, we've all come to
Speaker 1: the conclusion it's definitely crossing the line. So, Brooke, you
Speaker 1: think this Christie girl is definitely interested in him?
Speaker 5: I do, but I also think that there's a chance
Speaker 5: there is still a chance that he is misinterpreting it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I think you need to kind of go in
Speaker 5: the back way. Okay, I think it.
Speaker 6: Not what I mean.
Speaker 5: I think what you need to do is you need
Speaker 5: to because she's single, right, this Christy girl. We didn't
Speaker 5: ask that she's single.
Speaker 9: Yes, she is single.
Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, So I think you need to say, oh
Speaker 5: my god, I have the perfect guy for you. I
Speaker 5: have to set you up with him, because if she's interested,
Speaker 5: then it means she's not really interested in you. Right,
Speaker 5: you don't let your crush set you up with somebody else.
Speaker 6: What do you think, Tommy, that just seems weird, Like
Speaker 6: I'm calling out of the blue to set her up
Speaker 6: on a date.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't think it's weird. Okay, I think that
Speaker 5: would be less weird. What else are you going to say?
Speaker 5: I mean, she told you to call her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. That's why I'm here with you, guys.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean, I guess I could do that.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the back door entrance of the show
Speaker 1: with Jose. Jose, you you think Tommy should be doing
Speaker 1: in this call, Well, it could.
Speaker 8: Be important for you, Tommy, to bring some extra wise
Speaker 8: into the conversation.
Speaker 5: Extra wise what does it mean?
Speaker 2: What mean is don't flirt with her, but have a
Speaker 2: flirty tone.
Speaker 1: So when you say hi, say hey, oh I see
Speaker 1: the letter.
Speaker 5: Why a on some he is gonna be flirting with
Speaker 5: than he's guilty.
Speaker 2: No, he's not flirting.
Speaker 8: You just say hey, that's a flirty tone that might
Speaker 8: get her to feel comfortable.
Speaker 2: For her to be flirty and then be blunt.
Speaker 1: Inside of the track.
Speaker 9: I'm with her.
Speaker 6: You're saying, set her at ease.
Speaker 2: For her, just make her feel comfortable.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, hey you okay, No, so I like
Speaker 6: that one.
Speaker 9: I like that one. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry, we're gonna be the same place we are now.
Speaker 5: Not a doctor, I think, okay, let's just go we'll
Speaker 5: figure that out.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 1: I'm just hope she flirts. To be honest, I know,
Speaker 1: I just want to be a fly on the wall
Speaker 1: for that conversation, just for my own pleasure.
Speaker 9: But here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial Christie's number. We'll let you make your
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call. Good luck man, all right.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys. Hello, it's Tommy. Oh, hi, tell me,
Speaker 6: he said you want to talk to me? So, well,
Speaker 6: I am what.
Speaker 12: Number you called me from? Whyren't you calling me from
Speaker 12: your phone?
Speaker 9: Wait?
Speaker 12: Did she take it?
Speaker 9: Jay?
Speaker 6: No, no, I've got my phone. I'm just calling for
Speaker 6: my work phone. So Jake wouldn't be around, you know,
Speaker 6: like you wanted. Oh.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, so she's not there with you.
Speaker 6: Hey, nope, just me.
Speaker 12: Okay, Sorry, that was a little weird. I just needed
Speaker 12: to tell you something and it's been on my mind
Speaker 12: for a little while.
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm listening. Hello, Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 12: Oh, so do you know what's happening with us?
Speaker 6: I think so? But hey, why don't you tell me?
Speaker 12: Well, like, have you figured it out?
Speaker 6: Well? I think you want me?
Speaker 12: Uh okay, so you don't really know what's going on?
Speaker 6: Uh, well I thought I did it. What is going on?
Speaker 12: Okay? So I needed to listen because one of my
Speaker 12: ups tell you it is one hundred percent true and
Speaker 12: Jade is probably going to deny it. But I don't know.
Speaker 12: I just have a lot of guilt about this, so
Speaker 12: I need to tell you.
Speaker 6: Oh, well, whatever it is, you need to tell me,
Speaker 6: tell me because I want to know.
Speaker 12: So, I'd say, about like three weeks ago, her and
Speaker 12: I were at a club and we were drinking and stuff,
Speaker 12: and she met this other guy there.
Speaker 6: Wait what wait, just listen, she met another guy?
Speaker 12: Yeah, but hold on. They danced and kind of messed
Speaker 12: around a.
Speaker 6: Little at the bar, and well, what do you mean
Speaker 6: fooled around at the bar? What is fooling around me
Speaker 6: at the bar?
Speaker 12: I know, they just messed around a little and a
Speaker 12: little what was around?
Speaker 3: They didn't go.
Speaker 12: Home together, Okay. Her and I shared an uber ride
Speaker 12: home that night, and she kind of convinced me to
Speaker 12: go along with her plan.
Speaker 6: What are you what? What? What are you talking about?
Speaker 9: What plan?
Speaker 12: Oh god, I just feel guilty about this whole situation.
Speaker 12: And she said that if I could convince you to
Speaker 12: fool around with me, then she could quote find out
Speaker 12: and then maybe should be able to dump you, so
Speaker 12: she wouldn't come across looking like the back person.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, wow, hello, I mean.
Speaker 1: It was awkward saying, uh, Christy, I don't know this
Speaker 1: is going on. Christy. You're on the radio right now
Speaker 1: on a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, we get that reaction along.
Speaker 6: I'll I can't believe this. I can't believe that you
Speaker 6: and Jade did this to me.
Speaker 12: I tell me, I didn't do anything. I said I
Speaker 12: needed to talk to you long. Also, are all these people?
Speaker 12: Is this the same show Jade was on a few
Speaker 12: months ago?
Speaker 6: Yes, I I thought you were coming on to me
Speaker 6: because you were acting so flirty and into me.
Speaker 5: Well she was, didn't you hear her? She was trying
Speaker 5: to lure you?
Speaker 6: But no, I know Jade set it up.
Speaker 5: That makes sense. That's why Jade sent him to take
Speaker 5: her home, remember and over.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think of that brow.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that just clicks me too.
Speaker 6: So you're seriously saying that Jade tried to set me
Speaker 6: up with you in more ways than one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I wasn't flirting. I was trying to tell you
Speaker 12: and I'm really sorry I came out like this, But
Speaker 12: that's why I was acting weird, you know, with the
Speaker 12: back massage in the text thing, because you know, I
Speaker 12: was on warm with her first, and then I started
Speaker 12: to feel bad about it, and I want to should.
Speaker 1: Feel bad about this.
Speaker 9: Is I can't believe Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's messed me. It's messed up.
Speaker 2: She does feel bad, and that's why she wanted to
Speaker 2: talk to you on private.
Speaker 5: Now she finally Yeah, but why wouldn't Jade just break
Speaker 5: up with him? That doesn't make any sense. I'm asking
Speaker 5: her best friend.
Speaker 12: This is the whole reason I wanted to called Tommy
Speaker 12: in private. I wanted to tell you to just break
Speaker 12: up with her because this plan is probably gonna make
Speaker 12: me look bad.
Speaker 5: So that's what you're interesting.
Speaker 6: So what you're saying is she wants to break up
Speaker 6: with me because she met another guy. She wants to
Speaker 6: date this guy instead of me.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is starting to add up with the
Speaker 1: plan from what we know about Jade earlier, because she's
Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy that she's been kind of manipulative in the relationship,
Speaker 1: trying to like control it a little bit more.
Speaker 6: Not only do you want to kill the relationship, she
Speaker 6: wants to control the breakup.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Christy, are you actually not interested in
Speaker 5: Tommy at all?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 6: No, I don't care about that at this point. First
Speaker 6: of all, Christy, you and I we are no longer friends.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if she was trying to help me, she would
Speaker 6: have brought this out at the beginning.
Speaker 1: This is horrible, Tommy, and I know that you're going
Speaker 1: through a lot of emotions right now. You're like shocked
Speaker 1: and confused and really hurt.
Speaker 5: He's speaking the truth right now, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's coming off getting mad. It's also the saying,
Speaker 1: you know, don't kill the secret back massaging messenger.
Speaker 5: She deserves someone to get mad at her. Jane deserves
Speaker 5: someone to be.
Speaker 9: Mean to her.
Speaker 6: Just because you confess to a crime doesn't mean you
Speaker 6: didn't do the crime, and you shouldn't be old accountable
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 12: Listen, I was trying to tell you in private. I
Speaker 12: didn't realize you're going to put me on her.
Speaker 5: You know, Yeah, you did the right thing for this.
Speaker 5: You're right.
Speaker 1: I think ultimately this will have a positive ending for everybody.
Speaker 1: But Tommy, you know you've been on our show multiple
Speaker 1: times and you're basically like family to us.
Speaker 6: At this point, looks like I'm not going to be
Speaker 6: on anymore because I don't have a girlfriend. We do other.
Speaker 5: Segments for thy.
Speaker 1: Will even give you the number for the loser, right
Speaker 1: so you can hand it out to whe you don't like.
Speaker 5: Not everybody feels I thought he was going to leave
Speaker 5: us a message.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tommy, just take some time. I know this has
Speaker 1: a lot to process, but keep in touch and tell
Speaker 1: us how you're doing.
Speaker 5: Okay, you'll be better off without this. Jade chick, she.
Speaker 6: Saws agree with you now, yes, yeah, then thank you
Speaker 6: guys for everything. And Christy you know what, thank you
Speaker 6: for everything as well.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 1: I was that I wasn't work on this, but we're
Speaker 1: there for you, man, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning. By now,
Speaker 1: most people underage sixty have pretty much stopped using Facebook.
Speaker 1: But then there's Jose Belan we know it to this
Speaker 1: very day, will constantly pop up on our news feeds
Speaker 1: because he's busy commenting on all sorts of Facebook articles
Speaker 1: about the new baby otter at the zoo recipe video
Speaker 1: for Korean brisket.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's so good.
Speaker 5: Then he shows it to me in person.
Speaker 1: And mostly fake controversial news links with outrageous headlines. Yes, triggered,
Speaker 1: Jose cannot resist joining in on a ridiculous caption just
Speaker 1: to get the reaction.
Speaker 6: It really is that, I.
Speaker 5: Promise Gus, I got three thousand likes last night.
Speaker 1: The thing is, that's my goal for our next segment,
Speaker 1: giving Jose a headline that's so good he can't help.
Speaker 1: But jumping thousand, it's going virals, the brand new care
Speaker 1: I don't care. Coming up at eight ten, it's brooken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And you never see new serial
Speaker 1: ads on TV anymore. We just stopped inventing though after
Speaker 1: the nineties were done. They're like, we got crunchy, frosty,
Speaker 1: flaky o's.
Speaker 5: That's enough, that's really interesting. I'm just trying to think,
Speaker 5: like even like a YouTube pre roll something, I got nothing. No, yeah,
Speaker 5: where are you at? Cereal World?
Speaker 1: They gave up, but I will never give up and
Speaker 1: stop inventing new mouth watering, sugar coated headlines for my
Speaker 1: co host to care about. Oh Caro, don't care, So
Speaker 1: open wide for a spoonful of your first headline.
Speaker 2: Just like Cereal Delicious. But doctors don't recommend him.
Speaker 1: We get to your first one bloop bloop. One man
Speaker 1: just blooped his way into the record books.
Speaker 5: Caaren don't care, I blut bit, I can't.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's three bloops.
Speaker 2: Give me a bloop.
Speaker 1: In Key Largo, Florida, there's a university professor named Joseph Detouri,
Speaker 1: who also goes by the moniker Doctor Deep Sea Cool.
Speaker 1: And he just said a new Guinness World record by
Speaker 1: living underwater for seventy four straight days.
Speaker 5: Oh, I get it. The air bubbles coming up.
Speaker 1: He stayed in an underwater lodge at the bottom of
Speaker 1: a four foot deep lagoon in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 5: Wait, is it like a resort or is it just
Speaker 5: him down in a like weird hole.
Speaker 1: I'll show you a picture of it. It does not
Speaker 1: look fancy at all. It looks like a like a
Speaker 1: metal casing and like a single room with nothing to do.
Speaker 1: And so he broke the previous record of seventy three days,
Speaker 1: two hours, and thirty four minutes set by two other
Speaker 1: professors nine years ago at the same exact location.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, there he is just reading a book wave
Speaker 5: into some scuba divers that are outside his window.
Speaker 1: The most professor, What did he do down there for
Speaker 1: over two months? He says. He ate a protein heavy diet,
Speaker 1: mostly eggs and salmon, prepared inside of a microwave.
Speaker 3: So you know, it smelled down there.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting eating salmon. I'm making eye contact with fish
Speaker 2: swimming by, Like, don't you mess.
Speaker 3: With me, this could be you.
Speaker 1: He exercised using two resistance bands.
Speaker 5: Oh, a lot of donkey kicks going.
Speaker 1: He said he did his daily put Jepson always took
Speaker 1: an hour long nap every single day, and he did
Speaker 1: experiments to see how his body responds to living underwater.
Speaker 5: Okay, see, okay, now I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's still down there.
Speaker 5: I was concerned you were going to give us information
Speaker 5: on how he used a bathroom or who.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jump outside, don't have his hygiene breakdown.
Speaker 5: That's a fascinating piece.
Speaker 1: But he says even though he said the new record,
Speaker 1: he still plans to demolish it by staying there until
Speaker 1: the middle of June, when he'll reach one hundred days submerged.
Speaker 5: You already broke. It isn't that bad to be a
Speaker 5: teacher these days.
Speaker 1: You're just like, I make more money down here to
Speaker 1: be there. Is one thing that he really misses, though,
Speaker 1: you know what that is. He can't get cable. All
Speaker 1: the Sweetlight reruns with Zach and Coates.
Speaker 5: A solid show.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. He can't get cable. He misses the sun.
Speaker 1: He says he hasn't seen it rise or set in
Speaker 1: over two months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense my choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Can go on.
Speaker 1: Let's se If you guys care about this, chat GPT
Speaker 1: more like chat WTF.
Speaker 5: Jared don't care, dude, I'm fascinated by this AI stuff.
Speaker 5: I care.
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Let's go chat.
Speaker 1: GPT's been in thousands of headlines across the world over
Speaker 1: the last few months. We've all seen that. Recently, an
Speaker 1: article came out about a person who asked chat GPT,
Speaker 1: what are the most weirdest questions that people are asking?
Speaker 5: I get disturbed by the weirdest Google searches people do.
Speaker 5: This is gonna be way worse.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the top five. Number five, I'm convinced my
Speaker 1: neighbor's cat is spying on me. What should I do?
Speaker 5: Get it? Why do I see the cat like in
Speaker 5: a little mission impossible like scenario where it's like dropping
Speaker 5: down from the ceilings.
Speaker 3: Number four?
Speaker 1: What would happen if I tried to microwave a burrito
Speaker 1: while riding a unicycle?
Speaker 5: I think that it would be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have a good day.
Speaker 1: It's number three? Is it possible to train a hamster
Speaker 1: to play the tar.
Speaker 2: Guitar?
Speaker 5: Can a I do that for us.
Speaker 1: Number two, I'm having dreams about being a tomato? Is
Speaker 1: that normal? I feel like these were all written by
Speaker 1: that guy underneath the water in his little bubble.
Speaker 2: Was the answer. It's like, well, are you a ripe tomatoes?
Speaker 1: The number one weirdest question people are asking chat GPT,
Speaker 1: can you help me write a love letter to a tree? Oh?
Speaker 5: Interesting, that's just because they've read The Giving Tree. After
Speaker 5: you read that book, you're like, man, we should be
Speaker 5: nicer to these trees.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, a man, and he's in a weird spot
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Anyway, for the record, I told you guys shouldn't have
Speaker 2: cared about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to your next headline. A woman checked
Speaker 1: and found her bank account was overdrawn by one hundred
Speaker 1: billion dollars.
Speaker 5: Spicy one, I care what you buy.
Speaker 1: Just what would you do if you woke up one
Speaker 1: morning and found your bank account was overdrawn by nearly
Speaker 1: one hundred billion dollars?
Speaker 3: I'd be like.
Speaker 5: Maybe a call.
Speaker 1: Well, that happened to a New Jersey woman named Patricia Conlin.
Speaker 1: She got out of bed, clicked on her Chase Bank app,
Speaker 1: and saw the numbers staring right back at her. Negative
Speaker 1: ninety nine billion, nine hundred ninety nine nine ninety nine
Speaker 1: dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 5: What kind of fee is that?
Speaker 2: Ative?
Speaker 1: Still dollars?
Speaker 2: Is yeah? Negative balance.
Speaker 1: She spent hours frantically making calls, speaking to different departments
Speaker 1: of Chase, trying to figure out how this happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then she got to do her private jet
Speaker 5: and she's like, God, I can't enough.
Speaker 1: Well, her husband had passed away two months ago, so
Speaker 1: one of the customer service people mumbled her something about
Speaker 1: a deceased account holder, and so she was wondering, is
Speaker 1: my husband involved in like something crazy financially some money.
Speaker 2: Out He's like, when I died, take all of her money.
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out no, it was just a simple
Speaker 1: bank Are good? They fixed it in a.
Speaker 5: Few hours, Oh, a few hours.
Speaker 1: Financial experts do recommend that you set up an alert
Speaker 1: on your account anytime that it reaches negative a billion. Okay,
Speaker 1: she got all the way to ninety nine billion. If
Speaker 1: she could have just figured it out during that first billion,
Speaker 1: it could have avoided a lot of the headache.
Speaker 2: Imagine the relief. It's only negative seven million.
Speaker 1: We can live with this.
Speaker 5: She's in the anti billionaires club.
Speaker 1: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Caroen don't care? Where
Speaker 1: is Elon Musk from?
Speaker 5: Oh speaking of billionaires?
Speaker 1: Where Matt at the Gascar.
Speaker 5: Mates electric cars?
Speaker 3: Is that why you get it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you pick yourself because you love it so much?
Speaker 1: That one is Karen don't care? Got another new player
Speaker 1: on the phone to take you on broke. His name
Speaker 1: is Michael from Seattle. He works in a doctor's office.
Speaker 1: And get this, he says he's taking a break right now,
Speaker 1: and he's the guy who's supposed to be checking people's
Speaker 1: vitals now. So you know what, we probably shouldn't keep
Speaker 1: him on for too long.
Speaker 5: Just yell into the other room, Michael, Hey, are you
Speaker 5: still braid?
Speaker 2: You get it?
Speaker 1: Michael, Welcome to the show man, Thank you so much?
Speaker 8: Or Michael just write like perfect blood pressure, perfect heartbeat
Speaker 8: for everybody?
Speaker 2: They always they're fine.
Speaker 1: That's how you measure blood pressure right like good dad perfect.
Speaker 1: It's just like a phone's up emoji, it's a color scale.
Speaker 2: Woh yeah, okay, everyone's green.
Speaker 1: What made you want to call in today, Michael to
Speaker 1: play some trivia?
Speaker 6: Well, I hear you.
Speaker 11: You guys on the show all the time, so or
Speaker 11: like on my drive in the morning.
Speaker 9: So you know.
Speaker 2: You're working at Goggle's office. You're automatically smarter.
Speaker 3: Than all of us.
Speaker 1: Well, depending on how you perform here, it's either going
Speaker 1: to be a very good review for your doctor's office
Speaker 1: or a pretty horrible one. There's no pressure. Brooke is
Speaker 1: leaving the studio, and while she leaves, you know how
Speaker 1: the game works. Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you could say ask, But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brook out right to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. On this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed what
Speaker 1: iconic dance move on TV The Moonwalk. Enumclaw is the
Speaker 1: home city for what well known Washington State ski resort.
Speaker 1: Oh Gosh, I don't know to what children's song holds
Speaker 1: the record for most viewed YouTube video of all time.
Speaker 11: Wringing around the Rosie.
Speaker 1: In what decade did the Barbie doll first hit the market?
Speaker 11: Nineteen or in the eighties?
Speaker 1: What type of milk is a basic ingredient in Thai cuisine?
Speaker 11: Cocon milk?
Speaker 1: Solid work there, Michael, Well, Thenbrook's gonna come back in
Speaker 1: the studio and uh, I don't know. Why don't we
Speaker 1: How about we break some hip of violations right now?
Speaker 1: Tell us about the last patient that should say you
Speaker 1: worked with from a dance on the Blade.
Speaker 2: Come on, first, last name?
Speaker 3: What do you say?
Speaker 5: Or nuts? I'd rather have doctor gossip?
Speaker 1: What's the hot doctor gossip? Give us the Gray's anatomy
Speaker 1: rundown in the doctor's office.
Speaker 11: Oh, I wish that we will look like grays antimy.
Speaker 11: It's definitely not.
Speaker 2: It's not like, Oh, the doctor's sleeping with this nurse.
Speaker 2: Don't tell his wife.
Speaker 1: Who's the hottest doctor in your office? How about that?
Speaker 11: I mean I only look at a like at solo
Speaker 11: practition office.
Speaker 5: You know there's only one.
Speaker 2: Well here she still wins.
Speaker 5: They are so attractive. You're a good worker, like maybe
Speaker 5: the highlight of their days when like they get free donuts.
Speaker 1: All right, Brooke, you're the hottest employee on this show.
Speaker 2: You're the hottest Brook in the room.
Speaker 5: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: You're ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 9: On this day.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed what iconic
Speaker 1: dance move on TV, The Moonwalk enom claw is the
Speaker 1: home city for what well known Washington state.
Speaker 5: Ski resort enom Claw is Crystal.
Speaker 1: What children's song holds the record for most viewed YouTube
Speaker 1: video of all time, Oh, Baby Shark? In what decade
Speaker 1: did the Barbie doll first hit the market?
Speaker 5: Fifties?
Speaker 1: What type of milk is a basic ingredient in Thai cuisine?
Speaker 5: Coconut?
Speaker 1: What West Coast state has the most car stolen in America?
Speaker 5: Let's go Washington.
Speaker 6: Ooo.
Speaker 1: Good guess we're gonna see if you all all right
Speaker 1: when we head over to the scoreboard with Jose You
Speaker 1: about the lu Joe Jun Michael, Yeah, I'm just kidding. Blanias, Michael, you.
Speaker 3: Got to correct today's awesome.
Speaker 2: Not well had fun?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 8: And Brooke Brook you got funpressive?
Speaker 1: I know that was that was really well done.
Speaker 6: Brook.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers real quick. On this day
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed the Moonwalk
Speaker 1: on TV eatam Clause, the home city for Crystal Mountain
Speaker 1: Ski resort. Baby Shark is the most viewed YouTube video
Speaker 1: of all a time. Hearing Baby, I have the song
Speaker 1: stuck in my head, twelve billion views on that radio.
Speaker 5: I mean we started listening to the Spanish version. It
Speaker 5: makes it better.
Speaker 1: Barbie Doll first hit the market back in the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 1: In nineteen fifty nine, coconut milk is a basic ingredient
Speaker 1: in tae cuisine, and the West Coast state with the
Speaker 1: most car stolen is California. Oh two, one hundred and
Speaker 1: two thousand, six hundred and eighty five cars stolen in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two alone. Wow, good job California. Michael. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: can't give you any money here, but just we're playing.
Speaker 1: You do win a pair of tickets plus one dog
Speaker 1: ticket to Bark in the Park night at Seattle Mariners
Speaker 1: game May twenty fifth against the Oakland A's.
Speaker 11: That sounds fun.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Do you have a dog to bring?
Speaker 9: I do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what kind of dog?
Speaker 11: Well, I have two, so I'm going to have to
Speaker 11: choose one already of you.
Speaker 5: You just to choose the most social, the most outgoing
Speaker 5: a dog.
Speaker 11: Bulldog, and then I have a multi poo.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like a French bulldog and a multi poo.
Speaker 5: Oh, keep you with your designer dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's working in the doctor's office. Thanks for playing, Michal.
Speaker 11: All right, good good.
Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Come back and play again. We're gonna do Windbrooks about
Speaker 1: the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.