Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. And did you
Speaker 1: guys know we have listeners in.
Speaker 2: Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy. Wait those actually all have
Speaker 2: super hot men, don't they Actually, if you're listening from
Speaker 2: their DM me after this.
Speaker 1: K after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: You guys aren't going to believe this.
Speaker 4: Okay, but in a weird, unexpected twist, malls are suddenly back. No, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: but it's not the same way that we knew them before.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: What's instead of.
Speaker 4: Going there to shop and eat cinnabon and get your
Speaker 4: ears pierced by the teenager at Claire's, Now people are
Speaker 4: headed back to.
Speaker 3: Malls to play pickleball.
Speaker 4: Oh just when you thought they couldn't get any cooler
Speaker 4: malls pickleballs. Yeah, it's happening in cities across North America
Speaker 4: where they're turning the giant abandoned department store spaces where
Speaker 4: the Sears and the may Seas used to be, and
Speaker 4: they're making giant pickleball centers out of them.
Speaker 5: They don't even need to use the abandoned basis.
Speaker 6: The stores are all empty, the foot locker just boom
Speaker 6: all of them.
Speaker 1: I mean. The other thing that I always see when
Speaker 1: we go to malls now is like the fund centers
Speaker 1: for kids. They're also doing that, but they're putting like
Speaker 1: indoor play pits in.
Speaker 4: That's the reason that they're doing all this is number one.
Speaker 4: Pickleball is growing so fast they don't have enough outdoor
Speaker 4: courts available for people to play on.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm an idiot for not ever playing
Speaker 1: this game. All my friends are right now, we are
Speaker 1: court someday the young kids.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just like a senior home.
Speaker 1: Spreading down now started.
Speaker 6: I would totally play if the ball was actually made
Speaker 6: of a pickle, which I found that out, and I'm like, why.
Speaker 4: Do you guys even get Let's send a submission to
Speaker 4: the pickleball.
Speaker 3: Officially it was the.
Speaker 1: Name of the guy's dog who made it up because
Speaker 1: it was pickles.
Speaker 4: So they have all these big empty department store buildings
Speaker 4: left open at the mall. They didn't know what to
Speaker 4: do with it, so they're like, screw it, let's go
Speaker 4: full pickle with it. Yeah, all right, soon you might
Speaker 4: be able to go to the mall meet up with
Speaker 4: your friends by the fountain for some pickle ball, then
Speaker 4: hit up to borrow missus field.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, a lot.
Speaker 5: Of ladies making good treats.
Speaker 3: I'm convincing us.
Speaker 4: Still all go to the Mall right, so let's wrap
Speaker 4: this up real quick and get into the shock collar
Speaker 4: question of the day.
Speaker 5: I want free samples in the food corner.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I remember chicken.
Speaker 3: We're going to be salivating over here, Jake, while you
Speaker 3: read us a question. Go ahead.
Speaker 8: For the last two days, I've gone easy on you,
Speaker 8: lily livered sap suckers by testing your knowledge of each
Speaker 8: other's tweets. But no longer, we're cracking down and going
Speaker 8: back to the old school way. This game was meant
Speaker 8: to be playing, back when trivia was hard and the
Speaker 8: bug back and the questions were even harder.
Speaker 1: He's enjoying this too.
Speaker 3: I'm putting my joking.
Speaker 8: Got up friends for a weed tumbling had nude Mono
Speaker 8: E mono edition of the one and done shot. All right,
Speaker 8: you get your question right, you're safe, but if you
Speaker 8: get it wrong, you'll be getting the Butcher Cassidy special.
Speaker 8: Let's start with Alexis.
Speaker 1: I don't want to answer Alexis.
Speaker 8: Brook is not allowed to help you for this question
Speaker 8: at all. I'm putting the lock on the fox, Alexis,
Speaker 8: Jennifer Lopez has been married five times? Is the real
Speaker 8: number higher or lower?
Speaker 3: That's how you're saying, Brook, let's count the marriages.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's higher than that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, though, but I couldn't even name to you,
Speaker 2: like who she is?
Speaker 1: One about the.
Speaker 8: Locks are on the fox?
Speaker 5: What about now?
Speaker 3: Who she married to at this moment?
Speaker 2: Well, I know she's with Ben now, yeah, there's one one,
Speaker 2: but I don't.
Speaker 1: Think it's under that though, Like I think it's five
Speaker 1: or more. I don't think it's less than five, So
Speaker 1: I guess I'll say more.
Speaker 8: Jake saying higher, Yeah, the real number is lower. Jennifer
Speaker 8: Lopez has been married four times?
Speaker 3: Anything, Well, A.
Speaker 1: Lot of people think she was married to Diddy too,
Speaker 1: and she wasn't. They just dated got married, They just dated,
Speaker 1: they were engaged, I think for a minute, but that
Speaker 1: was Yeah.
Speaker 8: So Alexis, you're getting shocked. Let's go over to Jose. Okay, Jose,
Speaker 8: Megan Markle's real first name is Megan? Is that true
Speaker 8: or false?
Speaker 3: Whoa scandal ever thought about it?
Speaker 5: Will celebrities change their names a lot. She was a
Speaker 5: model and an actress.
Speaker 3: So did you read Harry's biography? I'm sure it's in there.
Speaker 3: Darn foiled again.
Speaker 1: I mean her last name is definitely Markle. I'm almost positive.
Speaker 6: Does sound like a celebrity name like Megan mark. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it rolls off the.
Speaker 1: Tongue, the alliteration in it.
Speaker 5: I don't know, though, I feel like it's her real name.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's true. That's her name.
Speaker 8: Jose said that's true, and that is false. Her birth
Speaker 8: name is Rachel Rachel. She goes by Meghan.
Speaker 3: It does sound more regal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if Harry calls her Rachel when he's mad.
Speaker 8: Uh called you Chel? Jose and Alexis, you've both gotten wrong,
Speaker 8: So you're getting.
Speaker 1: Chocolates over all, right, I'm ready.
Speaker 8: Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars not his real name, has
Speaker 8: four point nine billion views on YouTube. Okay, does Gangdam
Speaker 8: Style have more or less views than Uptown Funk?
Speaker 5: Great question?
Speaker 1: How you really pronounced Gandam style for.
Speaker 8: The purposes of this question, he's a cowboy?
Speaker 1: Yes? Does Style have more SEXI late.
Speaker 6: Remember Godam was the first ever hit a billion I
Speaker 6: think I do know, we know, baby, Shark is the leader.
Speaker 4: Now, But who's sexier the Gognam guy or maybe go
Speaker 4: off of that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like what's his name, si is?
Speaker 1: I feel like he's more international, you know, like and
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 8: Like Bruno, he's intergalactic.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Gongham Style has more.
Speaker 8: So you're saying Gongham Style has more than Uptown Funk.
Speaker 8: Gongham Style has less than up Town. Uptown Funk has
Speaker 8: four point nine billion views. Gongham Style has only four
Speaker 8: point seven billions. We have a triple shock so far,
Speaker 8: Jeffrey can get this right. The only person safe today.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a choir.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be left.
Speaker 8: Out, Jeffrey. Forty countries have Spanish as one of their
Speaker 8: official languages. Is the real number higher or lower?
Speaker 4: I'm still shocked when I thought that South America spoke
Speaker 4: Spanish and then Brooks said, no, they speak Portuguese, Brazil,
Speaker 4: just Brazil. That's most of South America. I'm roy all
Speaker 4: of South America. Let's go to Central America. How many
Speaker 4: countries are there? Like three and a half, so you have.
Speaker 5: Believe you have Ecuador, Guatemala, what's the one.
Speaker 4: Where all the Nazis went, where your family goes, Brook
Speaker 4: the Argentina.
Speaker 3: So what about Europe?
Speaker 1: Your Europe is just Spain and.
Speaker 4: Then it's back to Portugal again. Those damn Portuguese over Like.
Speaker 1: Does anyone outside of Portugal and Brazil speak Portuguese.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that there's less Spanish speaking countries than
Speaker 4: we think, less.
Speaker 8: Than forty, Jeffer said, lower than forty, and it's lower
Speaker 8: than South America, only twenty countries. Spanish is one of
Speaker 8: their official languages. You're the only one save everyone else
Speaker 8: is getting shot.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I have to sit this one out
Speaker 4: while you guys sing Unholy by Sam Smith.
Speaker 1: All right, mummy, you don't know that he's getting hot
Speaker 1: body shop.
Speaker 3: I'm doing something unholy.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 3: Rachel Marco loved listening to that one. That was your
Speaker 3: shock collar question of the.
Speaker 7: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: There's something about people watching that's so entertaining.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I love it.
Speaker 3: And our listeners don't know this.
Speaker 4: But I work in a separate, tiny studio away from
Speaker 4: everybody else. It has clear windows all around it, So
Speaker 4: sometimes I'll just watch my co host through the window,
Speaker 4: wondrous things like which half naked dude is Alexis drooling
Speaker 4: over at her desk right now?
Speaker 3: Harry Styles or post Malone.
Speaker 1: Today it's always Michael Jordan, it is.
Speaker 4: Literally or I wonder what is Jose building with his
Speaker 4: tiny pile of fingernail clear.
Speaker 3: A little mini Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: Tower because?
Speaker 4: And which password is Brook using for her offshore bank
Speaker 4: trends to avoid taxes today?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 3: I hate Michael? I hate Michael with two dagger emojis
Speaker 3: behind it. That's the one for her destiny. That's why
Speaker 3: once a week I decided to stop.
Speaker 4: All the wondering and just straight up ask to see
Speaker 4: if my predictions were right. In a brand new What's
Speaker 4: on your Mind? We're gonna do it coming up just
Speaker 4: like that awesome song you love but you can't remember
Speaker 4: the name of it, you know, the one that goes like.
Speaker 5: That song something.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 4: It's the segment that we love. We go around asking questions,
Speaker 4: what's it called?
Speaker 6: Though it's right on the tip of my mind, I'm
Speaker 6: never gonna remember.
Speaker 4: Let's just go around the room and find out what
Speaker 4: my hosts had been thinking about. Starting with Brooke Brook.
Speaker 3: What's happening up and the upstairs thing.
Speaker 5: You got it, you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm driving home from work the other day and I
Speaker 1: get a frantic call from my husband and he's like,
Speaker 1: did you charge twelve hundred dollars to the visa?
Speaker 3: And that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I said, no, obviously, there's like some issue. I'll call them.
Speaker 1: I'll be home soon. So I get home and he's
Speaker 1: on the phone with who I think is a credit
Speaker 1: card company, and his face looks really concerned. So I
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and I overhear him say something
Speaker 1: about what there's two warrants for money laundering for me?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 4: God, Michel, what have you gotten yourself into?
Speaker 1: So I go out. I go, give me, give me
Speaker 1: the phone. You're being scammed. Give me the phone. He
Speaker 1: puts it on speaker and it's this woman and she's saying,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your social Security number on old if
Speaker 1: you don't give me this information. And I said, lady,
Speaker 1: you need to stop scamming people. I understand. My husband's
Speaker 1: still like mouth again, like how do you know? And
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm gonna put it on hold. They go, fine,
Speaker 1: put it on hold. And Michael hang up the phone.
Speaker 1: And so he hangs up and I go, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? He's like, what do you mean that was
Speaker 1: a scam?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, I always wonder who falls I think you were
Speaker 6: talking to?
Speaker 1: Where did you get the phone number from to call?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well the text message sat.
Speaker 6: One of those texts a man who worked in TV
Speaker 6: news for like a decade.
Speaker 1: In your home. Oh my god, he's younger than me.
Speaker 1: I'm married to an eighty five year old.
Speaker 3: Your husband's phone, that's embarrassing. It him, He's embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, you're going to talk about this on
Speaker 1: the radio. I wouldn't listen.
Speaker 6: On Wednesday, Well, I am honored because I'm going to
Speaker 6: be a groomsman and my buddy Stephen's wedding coming up,
Speaker 6: and I'm really excited. But I found out some very
Speaker 6: interesting information. Okay, So I've known Stephen and his fiance
Speaker 6: since we were in high school, like forever, and his
Speaker 6: future bride calls me the other day just to go
Speaker 6: over stuff about the wedding, and she shared a piece
Speaker 6: of info that makes.
Speaker 5: Me a little nervous.
Speaker 6: Apparently, this girl who I had a huge crush on
Speaker 6: in high school.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a bridesmaid, I know, and well, I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: But what I do know is that I heard that
Speaker 6: she is quote semi impressed about me being on.
Speaker 1: The radio, and I thought, you say, I heard she's
Speaker 1: semi sex.
Speaker 6: Well I didn't ask any of that, but I do know.
Speaker 6: I don't need tips on like how to like impress her,
Speaker 6: but play it cool without looking too thirsty.
Speaker 3: You know, do you have any thoughts of how you
Speaker 3: might want to go about that?
Speaker 6: My only plan is to completely act like I don't
Speaker 6: remember her and like, wait.
Speaker 1: What was your name?
Speaker 5: Well, it's like you play it cool.
Speaker 3: Right back in the seventies. That's how you played it cool.
Speaker 3: Need help?
Speaker 1: You need to remember one thing from high school that
Speaker 1: would have bonded you.
Speaker 3: Or can you fit an entire cake topper inside of
Speaker 3: your mouth? It almost works for me.
Speaker 4: To any suggestions for a Jose alexis what's been on
Speaker 4: your mind?
Speaker 2: I had to drive to my parents' house the other
Speaker 2: day and it's a few hours away, and it was
Speaker 2: the worst car ride of my entire life. No what,
Speaker 2: because I took back roads to avoid traffic.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it took me longer than normal. So it's
Speaker 1: like four hours in the car.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I am. So it ends up
Speaker 2: being this town in the middle of nowhere. What I
Speaker 2: assume is like Brooks Hometown is like what I'm driving through.
Speaker 1: For you. And if there was no stoplight and you
Speaker 1: saw a guy named walk and Rodney on the side
Speaker 1: of the road, where was that?
Speaker 11: Baal?
Speaker 1: That town pee? So bad? This entire drive Okay, he's
Speaker 1: knocking somebody's door like this. It sounds like that. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even homes. There was nowhere to stop.
Speaker 3: You can't do the bottle trick from the car, but
Speaker 3: it so bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've been so much pain, so I did.
Speaker 2: I pulled over on the side of the road.
Speaker 3: You squatted.
Speaker 1: I know this is normal for you, So I tried
Speaker 1: to hide behind my car door. I don't know, I've
Speaker 1: never done this before. Both car doors. You opened, the
Speaker 1: back door and the floot door to create a half cube.
Speaker 3: This all the time. She can make out of anything.
Speaker 3: I feel like home from.
Speaker 1: I should have called you, you redpeck life hacks. That
Speaker 1: should it made it my ticket. I went and then
Speaker 1: there had been no one for a while. Car starts
Speaker 1: coming up the road humiliated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm never again.
Speaker 1: We'll on a road trip together. I'll teach you something today.
Speaker 1: All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 4: I called my mom on Sunday to wish her happy
Speaker 4: Mother's Day, and she answers the phone, so I immediately go, hey, Mom,
Speaker 4: happy Mother's Day. Behind her, I can just hear pure chaos.
Speaker 4: All the cousins and aunts and grandparents are all there
Speaker 4: talking really really really loud.
Speaker 1: Something is going on, like, not fun talking.
Speaker 4: No, my mom is not paying attention to me either
Speaker 4: at all. When I'm trying to talk to her, She's
Speaker 4: completely caught up in it. And then all of a
Speaker 4: sudden it gets really quiet. My mom shouts, does anybody.
Speaker 5: Here know how to turn on the oven?
Speaker 3: Because our housekeeper, Lucy was off for Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your mom doesn't want to turn the
Speaker 1: oven apparently.
Speaker 4: So the next ten minutes I was on speakerphone by
Speaker 4: the oven. Seven different relatives come up trying to figure
Speaker 4: out how to turn it on.
Speaker 1: Is this what it's like to be from a rich family?
Speaker 3: Pretty much?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Did you ever hang up
Speaker 1: and call Lucy or mother?
Speaker 3: Bothering her on Mother's Day. That's a special day. But
Speaker 3: I'm hearing is there.
Speaker 5: An on switch in the back of it? Can check
Speaker 5: in the back of it.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 12: Maybe it's like a toaster of and you got to
Speaker 12: push the lever down.
Speaker 4: My aunt goes, hey, Jeffery, can you google the oven's
Speaker 4: model number and look up how to work it?
Speaker 3: It's a ken more like.
Speaker 5: Who replace the oven keys?
Speaker 8: Where is it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though I didn't physically go visit my mom, yeah,
Speaker 4: it certainly felt like I did Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: I bet you enjoyed one of her home cooked meal.
Speaker 4: No, you probably They decided to go with a twenty
Speaker 4: minute microwave session.
Speaker 1: Call it a day.
Speaker 3: That was mo to say for me. Text thing to
Speaker 3: seven eight, five nine too, tell us what's been on
Speaker 3: your mind?
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning in a lot
Speaker 4: of text of seventy eighty five nine two. It's blowing
Speaker 4: up our textboard right now with people sharing what's been
Speaker 4: on their minds.
Speaker 7: One in.
Speaker 4: I saw a TikTok the other day that everyone knows
Speaker 4: who Picasso is, but no one can name one of
Speaker 4: his paintings.
Speaker 3: And I'm stressed.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of it, you know, the
Speaker 1: one where it's like his face, no, his psychic like
Speaker 1: his mental health hospital room.
Speaker 5: I remember died in the fifties.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the no, Yeah, he was locked
Speaker 1: up for a long time.
Speaker 4: A Picasso even could remember the names of his own page.
Speaker 3: He was going through some stuff.
Speaker 4: Another text says, I had a student tell me yesterday
Speaker 4: that they call passing gas a butt burp.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that before.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god. And I was talking about one
Speaker 1: of Van Goe's paintings. Sorry, you know.
Speaker 5: What, I believe you.
Speaker 4: Another text says, Hey, Brook and Jeffrey, I love y'all's show.
Speaker 4: My favorite segment is the shot callar question.
Speaker 3: It's so funny, how dumb we are. I help you
Speaker 3: and say, I hope y'all have a good hump day.
Speaker 4: We'll get it right on that. Keep protection them on
Speaker 4: in seventy five nine too. Tell us what's been on
Speaker 4: your mind, Brooke.
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's not easy to tell someone else about the lowest
Speaker 4: moments in your life. Yeah, Like, it's hard for me
Speaker 4: to admit this right now, but I'll never forget the
Speaker 4: day my parents came to me and they said they're
Speaker 4: taking away one of my trust funds, leaving me with
Speaker 4: only seven.
Speaker 5: No, why they take it away?
Speaker 1: That was your lowest moment of your life.
Speaker 4: I mean they didn't take it fully away. They moved
Speaker 4: it to a smaller European country with a better interest.
Speaker 3: But still I hit rock bottom.
Speaker 1: It was still satin on the rock.
Speaker 4: That's why I have so much respect for the people
Speaker 4: that we have on the phone who are about to
Speaker 4: share some of their worst and most personal moments from
Speaker 4: their lives.
Speaker 1: Oh, it can't be more revealing than yours.
Speaker 4: It's the time they caught their exes cheating. Oh but
Speaker 4: it's not as bad as.
Speaker 3: What happened to me. I feel bad, but we'll take
Speaker 3: what we can get.
Speaker 4: For a brand new edition of Busted, it's coming up
Speaker 4: at seven times.
Speaker 7: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live.
Speaker 3: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could
Speaker 3: get away with.
Speaker 4: That, but now they're about again busted. They said me,
Speaker 4: if at first you don't succeed, try try again.
Speaker 1: Okay. I like the music for this.
Speaker 4: It's inspirational and it's a pretty great motto unless you're
Speaker 4: talking about cheating. Oh yeah, there are some people out
Speaker 4: there who kept trying and trying to be unfaithful and
Speaker 4: they did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know that we want now their success story will be
Speaker 4: told by the ones they betrayed. Right here on a
Speaker 4: segment that we call Busted, we have a few listeners
Speaker 4: ready to share the undying commitment their exes had to
Speaker 4: being uncommitted.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Tea Ta tell us how you
Speaker 3: busted your significant other.
Speaker 13: Okay, well, a few years ago, I had this boyfriend
Speaker 13: and he would always surprise me with like trips out
Speaker 13: of town and stuff, which I thought.
Speaker 14: Was really awesome.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, who doesn't want a trip out of town?
Speaker 13: Yes, So this one time, we like flew out and
Speaker 13: we went to the ski lodge and I.
Speaker 14: Was like really impressed. But the day that we were
Speaker 14: set to leave, early in the morning, I'd woken up
Speaker 14: and he was still sleeping, and you know, we had
Speaker 14: to check out later that day and they had slid
Speaker 14: the bill under the door.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, that's a pretty cheap hotel.
Speaker 4: They don't wait till you go to the front desk.
Speaker 3: They just slip a piece of paper under the door.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes okay, yep, that's a lot.
Speaker 13: So I picked up a piece of paper and I
Speaker 13: looked at it, and the bill had a different first
Speaker 13: name than what I called him.
Speaker 14: It had the same last name, but a different first name.
Speaker 14: So that just made me wonder, what was up last act?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, he's using his dad's credit cards this whole time.
Speaker 3: You figure out what happened.
Speaker 13: So I pulled out my phone, and you know, I
Speaker 13: did a little Google search and I found a profile
Speaker 13: with his real name on Facebook.
Speaker 14: It turns out that he's married.
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's why it's always the trips out of town
Speaker 1: to the cheap hotels.
Speaker 14: He was using his middle name with me.
Speaker 1: Please that you do.
Speaker 13: So I just got slick and I packed up all
Speaker 13: my stuff and I snuck out of the room, went
Speaker 13: to the airport, and flew back home without him.
Speaker 14: And I never spoke to him again.
Speaker 4: Oh, you don't get free trips anymore or the free
Speaker 4: Continental breakfast seven. Wow.
Speaker 1: Man, the cheap hotels always have those waffle makers.
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna move on to Danielle. Tell us how
Speaker 4: you busted your significant other.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 15: So, my girl and I were working together and whenever
Speaker 15: we come in the morning, she would start working crossword puzzle, okay,
Speaker 15: and so I mean she she'd do it a little,
Speaker 15: but then like there was this guy in our job
Speaker 15: that like really like crosswords puzzles too, So she would
Speaker 15: go over and like hang out in this cubicle and
Speaker 15: they would like go back and forth.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 15: I mean it was fine, but like after a month,
Speaker 15: I just kind of started feeling a little left out.
Speaker 1: Oh you wanted in the crossword gang?
Speaker 5: I see, hey guys.
Speaker 15: Yeah, one day he wasn't really like at his desk,
Speaker 15: but his crossword puzzle was. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 15: gonna see if I can help him figure it out.
Speaker 1: You're trying to cheat on your own.
Speaker 15: Well, the problem was when I looked at it, because
Speaker 15: I mean, there weren't any like letters that are, like
Speaker 15: none of the clues matched up. What they were doing
Speaker 15: is they were having these little conversations through the crossword puzzle.
Speaker 1: What do you mean like meet at my place later.
Speaker 15: More like meet me in the work bathroom at noon?
Speaker 3: Oh oh god.
Speaker 15: Yeah. So like one day I waited till noon and
Speaker 15: like I pretended like I was gonna leave for lunch,
Speaker 15: and then I knuck into the bathroom and I caught
Speaker 15: him hooking up.
Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't join. Yeah, I bet you used crosswords
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 10: Let's get it.
Speaker 5: I'm always gonna think that.
Speaker 3: Now let's move on from that.
Speaker 4: Here from one more person we got, Kim, tell us
Speaker 4: how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 11: So I travel regularly for.
Speaker 1: Work, already a setup for somebody cheating exactly.
Speaker 11: So I went out of town and he usually would
Speaker 11: take care of my dog when I was out of town.
Speaker 11: I get back.
Speaker 13: And there's like something wrong with my puff, Like he's
Speaker 13: just like acting funny.
Speaker 11: He's not really eating regularly.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, And.
Speaker 11: I'm like, something's clearly off, Like let's bring him in
Speaker 11: and see.
Speaker 10: What we can do.
Speaker 11: And the vet couldn't figure out what was wrong either,
Speaker 11: but he knew it was like something with his stomach.
Speaker 11: So you know how like they give them meds or whatever,
Speaker 11: like to make them throw up.
Speaker 1: Like get the cap or whatever.
Speaker 10: So they.
Speaker 13: Gave him meds and he vomited up some women's underwear.
Speaker 1: Were they yours?
Speaker 9: Of course?
Speaker 11: They warned my Oh my god.
Speaker 3: See this is why I always cut up my underwear
Speaker 3: before I either then I don't get sick. Yeah, digest,
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Speaker 4: Okay, kim it just like you guys are idiots.
Speaker 5: Thought it was a small pair underwear Brooks underwear. The
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Speaker 1: Pantaloons swallowing in any of that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, he obviously admitted into it immediately once.
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Speaker 7: Up next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Today, we're talking to a guy who's majorly stressed out
Speaker 4: because he gave his bank information to a scammer.
Speaker 3: Brook's husband this time.
Speaker 4: But they tried to wire money out of his account
Speaker 4: and the bank was able to stop most of it. Still,
Speaker 4: he lost two grands. At this point, it's up to
Speaker 4: the bank on whether they refund him the two thousand
Speaker 4: dollars or just say sorry, you're out.
Speaker 1: Of luck and we're going to man.
Speaker 4: Well, this very important decision comes down to one person,
Speaker 4: oh no, the branch manager and our own math.
Speaker 3: Wizard jose Belana.
Speaker 4: Hopefully he can stay focused and listen to this man's
Speaker 4: story without getting distracted by anything and colorful around him.
Speaker 3: We'll see how in your phone tab right now. Another
Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, good morning.
Speaker 6: This is Tom Morrow from a bank. I'm looking for
Speaker 6: a mister Charles.
Speaker 14: This is him.
Speaker 6: I'm calling about some fraudulent charges that were reported on
Speaker 6: your account.
Speaker 10: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I see you've been talking with a few
Speaker 6: people and there was a disagreement about who's responsible.
Speaker 9: Well, yes, and no, there's not really a disagreement. I
Speaker 9: know who's responsible.
Speaker 3: It's you, guys, sir.
Speaker 5: I understand you're frustrated.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm the supervising branch manager, so I make the
Speaker 6: final decisions, and I would I would love to hear
Speaker 6: your side. That's why I'm calling.
Speaker 9: Okay, Finally I'm speaking to somebody who actually make a
Speaker 9: freaking decision.
Speaker 3: So correct.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take some notes.
Speaker 9: I got a phone call from someone saying it was
Speaker 9: bank and saying that there were some things going on.
Speaker 9: They needed to validate a count number.
Speaker 6: So I'm sorry, can you hold on one second?
Speaker 10: What he Hey, excuse me over here?
Speaker 9: What is going on.
Speaker 5: He's coming, yaya?
Speaker 9: Are you seriously stopping for I.
Speaker 5: Want a fuggy pop?
Speaker 7: I want one?
Speaker 10: Put you a child?
Speaker 5: Wait, no, where are you going?
Speaker 9: Are you even at the bank? You're hitting you ice cleans?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, I'm I'm just working from home today, so I'm
Speaker 6: on my porch taking calls, and you know, the ice
Speaker 6: cream guy came.
Speaker 9: By, and are you kidding me?
Speaker 10: Right now?
Speaker 6: I apologize, I'm now. I'm one hundred percent though, So
Speaker 6: you go ahead and I will listen.
Speaker 9: It doesn't sound like you want to listen to me
Speaker 9: and my important complaints because you're sitting there trying to
Speaker 9: get ice cream.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm listening.
Speaker 9: I can hear the music.
Speaker 6: Hey, listen, I'm going up with the phone down for
Speaker 6: like a half a second, okay, in case he sees me,
Speaker 6: hold on one second?
Speaker 12: No, no, hey, ice cream guy, do you have any
Speaker 12: strawberry shortcakes?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey, straw why.
Speaker 9: Please slipping taking two thousand dollars away from me? And
Speaker 9: you're trying to get some freaking strawberry ice cream?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 13: You out?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 6: For some reason, I just have ice cream on the
Speaker 6: brain right now.
Speaker 9: It's just it's because you're outside on the porch. Go inside,
Speaker 9: shut the door, close the windows, and you won't hear
Speaker 9: it anymore.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a very warm day, so I was hoping
Speaker 6: to get some you know, relaxing.
Speaker 5: I was hoping to get some ice cream.
Speaker 9: Actually, hey, oh my god, what is your problem?
Speaker 12: Come on, I'm standing on my porch waving with my
Speaker 12: shirt off, and.
Speaker 3: You're not stopping.
Speaker 9: How do you run a bank?
Speaker 7: Oh, don't leave.
Speaker 9: Hey, hey, I was talking to you.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm back.
Speaker 5: I'm back.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm you were saying you're having an issue with
Speaker 6: with money or something.
Speaker 9: You don't even remember what the hell we were talking about.
Speaker 6: I remember something about strawberry shortcake ice cream.
Speaker 9: Listen, I'm in.
Speaker 5: Is that what the.
Speaker 6: Scammers bought with the money that was stolen?
Speaker 9: You know what you need to do? Transfer me, Please,
Speaker 9: transfer me to somebody inside their own house, not craving
Speaker 9: ice cream.
Speaker 12: Hello, Budgie Bob, Budgieboddy, I'm gonna catch you. No, you
Speaker 12: come back here, don't use up.
Speaker 9: It's a freaking circus. I'm done.
Speaker 15: I'm done.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, man, I can't rEFInd your money.
Speaker 5: I don't work for the bank. I work for a
Speaker 5: radio station.
Speaker 6: What this is all prank call from your business partner, Jason.
Speaker 9: Oh did Jason have to do with this?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: He's the one who set.
Speaker 6: You up for this prank phone call. Man, Jason, you
Speaker 6: just got phone tap.
Speaker 13: Men.
Speaker 5: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9: Jason, if you're listening to this right now, I am
Speaker 9: going to drive an ice cream truck and park it
Speaker 9: in front of your house.
Speaker 6: And don't get mad at Jason. Man, he was just
Speaker 6: trying to make you laugh. He told us you've been
Speaker 6: super stressed out about these fraud chargers. Man, he just
Speaker 6: wants you to laugh, He said, you can really upset.
Speaker 9: I was wondering why Bank Energy was acting like a
Speaker 9: six year old.
Speaker 5: I wish I was acting like a six year old.
Speaker 5: They got the ice cream and I did it.
Speaker 9: That's why you got a trip them.
Speaker 7: Wake up every morning was fuone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 7: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I heard something the other day where having a little
Speaker 4: bit of drama or mystery or danger even when you
Speaker 4: first meet someone, isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 4: Alexis's past two boyfriends, who were both on the No
Speaker 4: fly list.
Speaker 5: I think one got deported.
Speaker 1: Conversation starter is that.
Speaker 4: An aerosol can, liquid or gel and a container over
Speaker 4: three ounces in your pocket and just happy to see you?
Speaker 1: What about wow?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says she met a guy
Speaker 4: the other night who almost got her arrested, and her response.
Speaker 3: To that, I need to date that man. You're gonna
Speaker 3: find out what happened in your brand new second date Update,
Speaker 3: Second date Update, Brooke.
Speaker 4: How many times have you been in a concert and thought,
Speaker 4: forget the band, I want to get backstage with that
Speaker 4: security guard, use that flashlight.
Speaker 1: I did have a security guard usher me into a
Speaker 1: concert for free once. Yeah, he like, let me jump
Speaker 1: in the van and go into the back. Really pathetic
Speaker 1: in the parking lot because my boyfriend left me there
Speaker 1: because he had a ticket and I did it.
Speaker 4: So you just had to be yourself, basically, That's what
Speaker 4: one of our listeners says happened to her the other night.
Speaker 4: Her name is Claire, and apparently she met a concert
Speaker 4: security guard. Claire, It's an honor and a privileged to
Speaker 4: have you on this morning show.
Speaker 10: Welcome, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 6: Did he have a van for you to hop in
Speaker 6: as well?
Speaker 1: Every good security guard should have a van, you know.
Speaker 3: Tell us about the security guard? Who is he?
Speaker 10: And thanks? Kevin?
Speaker 1: Okay, did you meet him at a concert or is
Speaker 1: this just what he does for work?
Speaker 10: He was working and I was at the concert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Did he catch your eye immediately or how
Speaker 3: did that happen?
Speaker 10: Well, he came up to me actually to ask me
Speaker 10: to get off a chair that I was on.
Speaker 3: To you thought that was going to be some romantic line.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, but he did catch my eye. I thought
Speaker 10: he was really cute. I was kind of tipsy and
Speaker 10: probably being a little annoying, but I was like, you know,
Speaker 10: he was like, this is a safety hazard. I was like,
Speaker 10: I'm just trying to get a better review.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, please, you're a safety has.
Speaker 1: To lift you up so you could see. Is that
Speaker 1: what you just said?
Speaker 10: No, I should have that would have been good. I don't, like,
Speaker 10: let me stand here so I can see.
Speaker 3: Shoulders to get down from the chair.
Speaker 10: Yeah. So he eventually brought me down, But I mean
Speaker 10: I thought he was pretty cute, and so I actually
Speaker 10: like took like a cocktail napkin and like wrote my
Speaker 10: number down on it. Oh my god, And I like
Speaker 10: put it in his shirt pocket and was like, if
Speaker 10: you need to yell at me or like teach me
Speaker 10: any more about concert? Stacey later like me, I like
Speaker 10: putting it in his shirt.
Speaker 5: That's like a little bit of like here you go.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Actually I can't believe he actually called you,
Speaker 1: because I mean, like, you're not cute or anything. But
Speaker 1: how many drunk people does he come across?
Speaker 7: And I'm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he reached out.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: The next day actually he texted me and we were
Speaker 10: kind of laughing at it. I had saved him as
Speaker 10: concert police in my phone. That's what I was like
Speaker 10: callowing him all night.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were drunk dialing him that night?
Speaker 10: No, it's like at the show, it's like, okay, concert please.
Speaker 3: It's your cute pet name for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 5: And what did it call?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 5: Annoying short girl?
Speaker 10: But you know, I apologize for whatever being drunk and
Speaker 10: how I acted.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 10: We had a good laugh about it and then the yeah,
Speaker 10: and so we eventually like decided to meet it for
Speaker 10: dinner and have like an official date.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you nervous?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh, is he going to be as cute as I remember, I.
Speaker 10: Mean a little bit. You never know how it's going
Speaker 10: to be after and.
Speaker 1: It's like dark, the music's loud, you've been drinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So where did you guys end up going for
Speaker 3: a date?
Speaker 10: We've got We got Italian, which is like my favorite,
Speaker 10: so perfect.
Speaker 1: What'd you think when you saw him?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I felt I still thought he was cute, but
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, well, I wish you're wearing your
Speaker 10: security uniform because you look so cute on it, Like
Speaker 10: you look good in that, and I mean he laughed whatever,
Speaker 10: Like it was fine. We had it. It was a good
Speaker 10: We started off well, good flirters.
Speaker 6: So at least it sounds like you put the vibe
Speaker 6: out on your end for sure.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I try good. So we ended up like
Speaker 10: we decided we just wanted to try a bunch of
Speaker 10: stuff that we just split a bunch of food on
Speaker 10: the menu, which was fun and like yeah, and the
Speaker 10: food was good. We were having a good time, like
Speaker 10: we were having fun.
Speaker 4: It's an Italian restaurant. So did you try the lady
Speaker 4: in the tramp move? Did you try to set up?
Speaker 10: At least we did it. We actually did not do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they got maybe the right, yeah, different things.
Speaker 1: But I mean besides the food share the food, Like,
Speaker 1: what were some of the highlights for you with him?
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 10: We just stock drown and he told me about other
Speaker 10: drunk girls he's met at concerts. Made me feel better
Speaker 10: about myself. I would not be worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't make the top five worst girls.
Speaker 10: So we're in the car, thank goodness. Yeah, and it
Speaker 10: was going really well, but everything kind of changed at
Speaker 10: the end when the bill came. Why so Kevin noticed
Speaker 10: on it there were like some discrepancies, like some stuff
Speaker 10: on the bill it didn't seem right. Yeah, we like
Speaker 10: split a salad, but then they charged those for two
Speaker 10: salads instead, So I mean it was justified. Like he
Speaker 10: wasn't being like a total Karen, But you know, he
Speaker 10: has to talk to a manager and stuff about it,
Speaker 10: I assume. Yeah, so he had to go into the
Speaker 10: back and like talk to someone, and it did take
Speaker 10: like a little while, like it was, you know, it's good,
Speaker 10: like ten or fifteen minutes or so.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird.
Speaker 5: I feel like beat somebody up now.
Speaker 1: I mean, typically your server would just be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry, let me change.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, and so after that like just kind of
Speaker 10: changed for the rest of the night. He just kind
Speaker 10: of fell off, like.
Speaker 1: It ruined his whole night.
Speaker 10: It kind of felt like it did, like he just
Speaker 10: didn't seem the same. And then after that he hasn't
Speaker 10: really been talking to me. At first, I was like,
Speaker 10: maybe he just felt like that was a weird ending,
Speaker 10: so he just wanted to give me a couple of
Speaker 10: days or he just felt weird about it. But that's
Speaker 10: been like over a week, and so I'm like, was
Speaker 10: there something else? Was there another issue I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know about, Jeffery. You've been in a lot of back
Speaker 1: rooms at Italian restaurants. What goes down back there?
Speaker 3: Well, usually I'm paying extra for what happens.
Speaker 5: Ten point the moment that everything change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't sound like it's your fault. Whatever
Speaker 1: it is exactly. I mean, awkward on a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So maybe I just left him with a bad taste
Speaker 1: and that's why he hasn't Maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that were there any other weird moments from the
Speaker 4: date besides the bill, not.
Speaker 10: That I can think of. Everything else was pretty normal,
Speaker 10: you know, I was having fun. I didn't really clalk
Speaker 10: anything like, he didn't seem weird to me, but I
Speaker 10: don't know. His mood just totally changed after the bill problem.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to come back. We're going to call
Speaker 3: Kevin for you, and we're going to try and get
Speaker 3: you a second date up date right after this.
Speaker 10: All right, okay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3: Whenever we do.
Speaker 4: These calls and there's a problem with the bill, usually
Speaker 4: that's an issue over who should pay, does the guy
Speaker 4: handle it, should the girl offer? Which exit door? Should
Speaker 4: we die and dash out of Those are the types
Speaker 4: of things that go through your mind. But with Claire
Speaker 4: and her date, Kevin, they had a different problem. They
Speaker 4: noticed that they were getting overcharged on their bill, and
Speaker 4: that's why Kevin went to the back to talk to
Speaker 4: a manager about it for a while. A few minutes,
Speaker 4: and while Claire thought that was totally justified, kind of
Speaker 4: ruined his mood for the rest of the night. And
Speaker 4: that could be why he hasn't reached out yet for
Speaker 4: another date.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's mad that they didn't give him a free dessert.
Speaker 1: I mean, usually when they mess up the bill, you
Speaker 1: get a free dessert.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, is that right, Claire?
Speaker 3: No, no free dessert? At the Italian Place.
Speaker 10: No free dessert.
Speaker 1: Heard the bottom of it.
Speaker 5: We don't even need to call him.
Speaker 4: Or maybe he found an even smaller, even more obnoxious
Speaker 4: girl at another concert that he was doing security had.
Speaker 3: And that's his type. He wants his thumb e Llina.
Speaker 1: Who has a stand on the tallest chair to see anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel you, though. Concerts suck for short people.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's.
Speaker 4: Got to be some sort of logical explanation for this.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call him right now. You ready to do this?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Kevin?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is Kevin.
Speaker 3: Sorry. Did I catch you in the bathroom or something?
Speaker 3: It's a little bit echoey.
Speaker 11: Oh no, I was actually cooking something.
Speaker 3: But that's that's fine. Interesting what you're cooking.
Speaker 4: I'm making some pasta, a nice morning pasta.
Speaker 3: I love Italian. It's a prep for work.
Speaker 1: So you are so friendly. I don't know that we've
Speaker 1: ever just launched into a full conversation with somebody.
Speaker 3: You haven't even asked who we are yet. You know
Speaker 3: we're a radio station.
Speaker 5: I feel like he's gonna invite us over before Okay.
Speaker 4: We're doing a segment called a Second Date Update where
Speaker 4: we're trying to help out one of our listeners. You
Speaker 4: took out to actually an Italian place. The other I
Speaker 4: named Claire.
Speaker 10: Claire rings a bell. Yeah I think so.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have a really nice night with her? Because
Speaker 1: her descriptions sound like you guys really connected.
Speaker 4: Well, if I'm not mistaking, is this a girl that
Speaker 4: I met at the concert?
Speaker 15: Because I work as a security at some concerts.
Speaker 3: And I do. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're going out with a lot of
Speaker 4: different women if you can't tell which I'm not.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 15: I'm I'm single, so dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Claire's the one that kept calling you concert police
Speaker 1: like apparently that was her like funny nickname for you.
Speaker 3: I mean it is my job, okay.
Speaker 4: Well, our job is to call people like you and
Speaker 4: try to figure out why you're not going out with
Speaker 4: some of our listeners.
Speaker 3: That's what Claire is wondering.
Speaker 9: Well, okay, so, if I'm not mistaking, I remember we
Speaker 9: went out to dinner.
Speaker 3: We went and then had it tobbying and yeah, no,
Speaker 3: you don't have to run us through the whole story.
Speaker 3: We've actually heard it for Yeah, ok perfect.
Speaker 1: Then I think if we just need the part where
Speaker 1: like you're not calling her back anymore and she's confused
Speaker 1: because it seems like you guys had a good connection.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I'm trying to wreak up a little bit.
Speaker 9: So I remember that when the bill came, I went
Speaker 9: to the backstock to the manager, and then when I'm
Speaker 9: coming back, I see something weird.
Speaker 3: You know how they put their olive oil kind of
Speaker 3: dishes there, Yeah, for your bread.
Speaker 9: So she was putting her fingers inside the bowl and
Speaker 9: rubbing the olive oil on.
Speaker 6: Her on her Okay, so she was dipping her fingers
Speaker 6: in it and then rubbing it against her shirt and
Speaker 6: then a little bit on like on her belly.
Speaker 1: And then wait are you talking about? You saw Claire
Speaker 1: or just some random woman in the restaurant rubbing olive
Speaker 1: oil all over herself.
Speaker 10: I saw clear.
Speaker 15: I mean I saw it from a bar.
Speaker 10: I saw it from a.
Speaker 1: Bar that was staining her shirt on worst.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was going inside her shirt.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the only thing I could see it
Speaker 1: is like if you have like dry skin with crack knuckles.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Kevin, You're you're saying that a girl rubbing
Speaker 4: oil all over herself is a bad thing, because I
Speaker 4: think most guys would be into that.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was bad.
Speaker 9: I thought it was weird.
Speaker 15: I don't know what she thought that was going to
Speaker 15: happen afterwards.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she thought that was like an
Speaker 3: upper dsiak or something. No, why wouldn't you ask her
Speaker 3: if you think you saw that.
Speaker 1: She deserves the right to explain.
Speaker 15: Now let me ask you, how do you bring that
Speaker 15: up to a girl? You know, sit down and after
Speaker 15: like why are you rubbing oil by taking.
Speaker 3: Your shirt off and being like a ply right here man?
Speaker 6: Or you just go to kiss her neck and go ooh,
Speaker 6: is that a little bit of Islamic vineagrette?
Speaker 15: I I didn't want to sound like good creep because
Speaker 15: you know how girls are always you know that's true.
Speaker 6: Hey, I was watching you from across the restaurant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was that oil?
Speaker 1: I think, like, what were you doing with the oil?
Speaker 1: Is a fair question.
Speaker 4: And I can understand if you are uncomfortable asking her
Speaker 4: in the moment, But now that it's been a while,
Speaker 4: you can ask her over the phone because she's actually
Speaker 4: been listening on the other line.
Speaker 3: This entire time wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 8: Period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm possibly rubbing herself down. Claire.
Speaker 10: You there, Hi, Kevin.
Speaker 3: In all seriousness, I doubt she was even doing that.
Speaker 1: But Claire, I don't know oil slip Claire over here?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Claire, what was going on? Okay, what was
Speaker 3: going on? What were you?
Speaker 10: Were you actually rubbing the oil? First of all, I
Speaker 10: had no idea you saw.
Speaker 1: That, so you do know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Claire, please explain, in.
Speaker 10: Very very what's the thing. There's just so oil like
Speaker 10: you rub it on your chest that helps keep everything perky,
Speaker 10: like I don't want saggy breast when I'm older, Like wait,
Speaker 10: like it's a TikTok hack I've adopted, but I'd like,
Speaker 10: it's a thing. It gets the blood flog, it keeps
Speaker 10: you moisturized.
Speaker 5: I never.
Speaker 10: Like, don't you do that? It's totally normal.
Speaker 5: It was he wasn't there.
Speaker 1: You're at a restaurant, girl, You're not putting your hand
Speaker 1: down your bread in the oil before your feet.
Speaker 10: Wasn't like I was pouring the bottle on me. I
Speaker 10: just be lapping a.
Speaker 1: Little, like, Okay, I have faced all of oil before.
Speaker 1: But like it's from a beauty brand. It's not I
Speaker 1: don't meant for that. Yes, it's like refined. I would
Speaker 1: assume the different way, or at least I pay for it.
Speaker 3: As if it's refined to do, you're gonna have to
Speaker 3: excuse Brook. This is the part of the show where
Speaker 3: she tells our listeners how to live their lives.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's normal for her to stick her
Speaker 1: hands out?
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's normal. People do their own things,
Speaker 4: their own different ways. They tried beauty hacks they do
Speaker 4: and don't work.
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question now, yeah, of course, going there.
Speaker 9: I mean, now that you explained it, I actually really
Speaker 9: like you, and I'm fire for not calling back out
Speaker 9: with me again on a second.
Speaker 1: She said, perky, And now the guy's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, Claire, did this whole experience change your mind
Speaker 4: with him not communicating with you earlier?
Speaker 10: I mean maybe, yeah, a little, like I thought we
Speaker 10: were having a good time. I'm an open person, obviously.
Speaker 3: Like, obviously, yeah.
Speaker 10: I would have talked to him about it if he
Speaker 10: had asked me about a moment, like, I'm not embarrassed
Speaker 10: about it, but now I think it's a little weird.
Speaker 10: He's coming around.
Speaker 1: Come on, Claire, if the tables were turned and you
Speaker 1: you're walking to the table and you see some dude
Speaker 1: putting oil on his body, you would be a little man.
Speaker 5: We use butter Okay.
Speaker 10: I would have said something though, like he didn't do that,
Speaker 10: Like I would have confronted. I would have asked a question.
Speaker 1: I can see that. I can see that I.
Speaker 10: Wouldn't just stopped communicating.
Speaker 3: It was the first state.
Speaker 9: And I don't know if you were to have been
Speaker 9: okay with that or not. So now I know maybe
Speaker 9: on a second date we could fix Oh.
Speaker 3: Oh, he wants to be the one to apply the
Speaker 3: oil onto you?
Speaker 10: He Oh?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? The meaning you too?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm visualizing.
Speaker 10: Oh, right now it's getting weird. You're making it weird.
Speaker 10: It says ollive oil. It's TikTok hak okay.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, at this point, Claire, Kevin has already said yes
Speaker 4: to another date. He's apologize for not being more communicative.
Speaker 4: And third, you don't even have to pay for this
Speaker 4: next one because it's on us.
Speaker 10: Oh. I mean I can get from the visuals. I
Speaker 10: get that it was kind of weird and how some
Speaker 10: people might not want to approach that. Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 10: you a second chance.
Speaker 5: An Italian then.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He did say that there's a lot of concert girls,
Speaker 4: so you just got to get in line first, Claire.
Speaker 4: But if you warn yourself up, you can slide faster
Speaker 4: to the front of the line.
Speaker 5: Security's not tackling you.
Speaker 4: Then it's rookie Jeffrey in the morning, and that usually
Speaker 4: never happens, where even before I offer.
Speaker 3: To pay for the date, the guy is jumping in
Speaker 3: ready to go out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: It was almost like a light bulb went off in
Speaker 1: his head and he's like, what am I thinking? Because
Speaker 1: we're rubbing oil on her body to make it perky.
Speaker 4: I can't those two words in combination, oil and herkey
Speaker 4: put together. That's an instant like, yes, it makes me
Speaker 4: oily and perky.
Speaker 1: I just hope that nobody ate any more bread after
Speaker 1: it's just so unsanitary.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, from the same container. They change him out
Speaker 3: in between people.
Speaker 1: Right, feel like her day had been like eating bread
Speaker 1: and dipping it with the crumbs on her body.
Speaker 4: I was curious, as my codes are going to be
Speaker 4: adopting that beauty hat coming up here.
Speaker 3: No, not you broke. I don't care about you.
Speaker 5: Motor oil, I'll rub it everywhere this day.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's just gonna come to her greasy.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we were able to get him to go
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 5: We go greasy and perky.
Speaker 4: Remember you want to get greasy and perky. Try listening
Speaker 4: to our second date updates.
Speaker 3: That'll be the trip. You can find all of them
Speaker 3: up on our podcast wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Get ready to throw some rice and dance the cupid ship. Oh,
Speaker 4: because we're just about to hit wedding season.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm going to a few this year.
Speaker 1: Yah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're all going on this weekend.
Speaker 5: We are but normal. I'm not invited anybody.
Speaker 3: But I'm very exciting.
Speaker 4: Now there's a new most expensive destination wedding you could
Speaker 4: be invited to. It's coming up in the next few years.
Speaker 4: They say weddings in space will become the new norm.
Speaker 1: No way, No, I'm not risking my life to go
Speaker 1: to your wedding. I'm sorry, I draw the line somewhere.
Speaker 4: It's all thanks to a high altitude balloon company called
Speaker 4: space perspective, and they plan to start sending people up
Speaker 4: by the end.
Speaker 3: Of next year. So I have a photo of the boom,
Speaker 3: of a photo of the balloon.
Speaker 4: Your wedding venue you'll be in here. It is space perspective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say shots at the open bar probably
Speaker 1: hit differently at that alta. Yes.
Speaker 4: The whole thing lasts six hours, and for the first
Speaker 4: two you slowly ascend to a height of one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand feet, so you're right on the edge of space.
Speaker 3: Oh, but you won't be weightless or anything like that.
Speaker 4: And then after that you have a two hour window
Speaker 4: to get married up there and.
Speaker 3: Give your speeches, throw the boquet, dance everything.
Speaker 1: Before you plummet to your desk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a slow descent back to Earth. It's a balloon, remember, Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then you'll splash down safely in the ocean, so
Speaker 4: hopefully everyone can swim.
Speaker 1: Did you have hair quotes when you said safely? I
Speaker 1: can't trust this thing.
Speaker 3: You're probably wondering about pricing too. Well.
Speaker 4: First off, the capsule only seats eight, so it's going
Speaker 4: to be a small and it's one hundred and twenty
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars per guest, for an eight person wedding.
Speaker 3: That's a million.
Speaker 1: And you know that you're going to be like required
Speaker 1: to cover the bride and groom, like everybody's be like,
Speaker 1: let's chip it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's gonna be starting as soon as next year.
Speaker 4: Give your space suit spoots.
Speaker 3: Ready.
Speaker 6: Wait, we're all space, we're all wearing white.
Speaker 3: We're going to do laser stories coming up right after this.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that just started a hardcore new motorcycle.
Speaker 3: Gang called the Mama's Boys. Deserve for men who want
Speaker 3: to roll up to a dive.
Speaker 4: Bar, breaking at these three bottles over a stranger's heads
Speaker 4: and then call their moms let them know they got there.
Speaker 3: Safe Stories the segment where we read weird.
Speaker 4: News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 4: except we have a laser and those other pleather petunias
Speaker 4: just dump.
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of South Carolina. A
Speaker 3: man and a woman were recently pulled over and they
Speaker 3: were acting kind of nervous and told the cops that
Speaker 3: the woman was pregnant.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they thought that may get him out of
Speaker 1: a ticket or something.
Speaker 4: The woman then smiled and rubbed her belly while looking
Speaker 4: at officers, and that's when the deputies asked when the
Speaker 4: baby was due. Unfortunately for the couple, the man said July.
Speaker 4: At the same time the woman said October.
Speaker 6: No way, hold on, he could just be a stereotypical guy.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's not the dad and he doesn't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 4: After the couple gave conflicting responses, the woman tried to
Speaker 4: make a run for it.
Speaker 5: To run your pregnant. She exited the.
Speaker 4: Passenger door, and in the process a bunch of drugs
Speaker 4: fell from her.
Speaker 6: Oh no, so she was having drugs, drugs by the baby.
Speaker 4: In a way, even as she made a dash for it,
Speaker 4: she did give birth to over fifteen hundred grams of
Speaker 4: pure cocaine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bet that was quite the gender
Speaker 1: reveal party.
Speaker 3: Officers arrested both people and charged them with drug trafficking
Speaker 3: while confiscating over three pounds of the illegal narcotics.
Speaker 1: And that's final what he read pounds. The guy yelled,
Speaker 1: it's not mine.
Speaker 3: I swear, yeah, it's no word.
Speaker 4: If they're going to let the woman keep her fake
Speaker 4: rubber belly when she gets out, but right now they're
Speaker 4: holding it as evidence.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: This next laser stories out of Montreal. A dog park
Speaker 4: posted a controversial sign recently that has nearby residents talking. Apparently,
Speaker 4: according to the city, this particular dog park bans barking.
Speaker 7: No way.
Speaker 3: It says it is forbidden to let your dog bark,
Speaker 3: wine or howl why and their dogs?
Speaker 4: If your dog is caught barking by city officials, you
Speaker 4: could face fines upwards of fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, maybe you should have done the protest
Speaker 1: when they were putting the dog park in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's unclear if that includes woofing. Woofing was not
Speaker 4: listed as one of the violations.
Speaker 1: Guys, so they're redoing the a field by my house,
Speaker 1: and like there's neighbors around there that are protesting it,
Speaker 1: saying we don't want sports in this neighborhood. Why did
Speaker 1: you move across the street from a school?
Speaker 4: Well, naturally, dog owners are upset and confused about the
Speaker 4: new sign. They say it's like banning chill ldren from
Speaker 4: screaming and laughing at a playground, or abandoning their father
Speaker 4: in law from complaining at Sunday dinner.
Speaker 3: This meat loaf.
Speaker 4: According to residents. It sounds like neighbors complain that the
Speaker 4: park was too noisy and the sign was put up
Speaker 4: to reduce the nuisance.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, but it's.
Speaker 4: Unclear how they'll enforce the rule. For what it is worth,
Speaker 4: the reporters talked to several dog owners at the dog
Speaker 4: park and they said, regardless of the intent, this makes
Speaker 4: the dog park.
Speaker 3: Stressful and not fun.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It also while they were interviewing people, dogs were constantly
Speaker 4: barking in the background.
Speaker 1: It would make me want to have my dog bark more.
Speaker 4: A city spokesperson said, it's a reminder about an existing
Speaker 4: bye law related to controlling domestic animals while in public
Speaker 4: way to make.
Speaker 6: It boring at the defense and the squirrel runs into
Speaker 6: that park, they're gonna make tens of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would make our budget.
Speaker 3: Slayer stories out of Michigan.
Speaker 4: You might have seen the viral video last month of
Speaker 4: a thirteen year old student rescuing an entire bus of
Speaker 4: children after the driver fell unconscious.
Speaker 1: I saw this. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: In the dramatic footage, you could see the student, Dylan Reeves,
Speaker 4: rushed to the front and grabbed the wheel while managing
Speaker 4: to bring the bus to a halt.
Speaker 5: Wow, good job, kids, And.
Speaker 4: Now Dylan's family is speaking out about his heroics, and
Speaker 4: his dad says he believes the reason his son was
Speaker 4: able to save everyone was because he was literally the
Speaker 4: only kid on the bus not on their phone. Oh,
Speaker 4: because Dylan isn't allowed to have one yet.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, go dad, you said your kids aren't going
Speaker 6: to have a phone twenty five.
Speaker 4: So when the bus driver fell unconscious, he was the
Speaker 4: only student who even noticed. And one kid told the
Speaker 4: local news that they didn't know what was happening because
Speaker 4: they had their AirPods in Oh.
Speaker 1: Because you couldn't hear anything, even in a city bus.
Speaker 4: Another said they were playing a video game and they
Speaker 4: only looked up after the bus had stopped.
Speaker 5: So he's fortnite.
Speaker 4: Not only did Dylan bring the bus to a safe
Speaker 4: stop and no one was injured, but he ordered someone
Speaker 4: to call nine one one.
Speaker 1: And he didn't have a phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the forty year old bus driver was able
Speaker 4: to be taken to the hospital and stable condition. And
Speaker 4: because of Dylan's heroics, our own jose Bolanos, has vowed
Speaker 4: to go phoneless for the rest of the week.
Speaker 3: In his honor.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at my phone, right.
Speaker 1: You do the rest of the hour, and come on,
Speaker 1: if anybody's gonna save us.
Speaker 8: We're not voting for I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Screaming and jumping off the busy exactly.
Speaker 5: No, I'd be the kid playing Fortnite.
Speaker 3: His next laser story is out of Britain.
Speaker 4: The UK's Guardian newspaper just did a story on how
Speaker 4: American have started speaking in a British accent when they
Speaker 4: feel awkward in social situations. We talked to a bunch
Speaker 4: of gen Zers who admitted it's become a habit. Most
Speaker 4: said it's something that they unconsciously do when they feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Really, here's an example.
Speaker 4: A twenty four year old woman who works in tech
Speaker 4: said she recently wanted to let her boss know she
Speaker 4: was feeling burnt out, so, without thinking, she said in
Speaker 4: a British accent, it's affecting me mental health, isn't it?
Speaker 4: And then her boss, who was older, was like, what
Speaker 4: the heck was that?
Speaker 1: Well, then you really think maybe she does have some issues.
Speaker 13: You.
Speaker 5: Chimneys.
Speaker 4: Some gen Z said they also do it when they
Speaker 4: have to confront people, like one guy needed his.
Speaker 3: Roommate to take the trash out. He felt weird about asking,
Speaker 3: and so.
Speaker 4: He said, Harolds, can you please take out the rubbish?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make it sound nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Alexis do you ever do that name?
Speaker 1: Jeff?
Speaker 4: They say British reality shows like Love Island might have
Speaker 4: something to do with it. They've become popular with young
Speaker 4: people the last few years. But it's not just about
Speaker 4: mimicking people that we've seen on TV. Experts think there's
Speaker 4: a definite psychological reason behind it. It could be a
Speaker 4: way of softening what you're trying to say, or separating
Speaker 4: your personality from a difficult situation.
Speaker 1: Think of all the celebrities we've seen that have gone
Speaker 1: into British accents. Yes she was British. Yeah she did
Speaker 1: it too, So that's a weird Stewey from Family Guys
Speaker 1: had a weird one that nobody could tell where it.
Speaker 6: Was from all.
Speaker 4: The healthiest people. It's kind of a defense mechanism. Actually,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you can hear it, but if
Speaker 4: you listen closely, they're a slight British accent with this
Speaker 4: guy Stable. The Laser stories has come to an end
Speaker 4: for the day, we'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's time for a rematch. Brook, you're gonna be taken on.
Speaker 4: Patrick from Tacoma, who lost to you last time he played,
Speaker 4: says lost tune to nothing, and this time he wants
Speaker 4: his listening skills to improve.
Speaker 1: I mean that is in this game. Is that what
Speaker 1: you learned from that loss? Patrick?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet there's somebody else in your life who
Speaker 1: would be happy if you're listening skills improved.
Speaker 10: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They shall not be named.
Speaker 1: They do not.
Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio while
Speaker 4: that happens. Patrick, you know how the game works. He
Speaker 4: got thirty seconds dancers many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 4: don't know when, you can say past. But you have
Speaker 4: to beat her outright to win. Did you catch all that?
Speaker 3: Yes? I did right there. We're already starting off on
Speaker 3: a good foot.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Sugar Ray Leonard celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 4: He was a world champion athlete.
Speaker 3: In what sport boxing? What does the V in CVS
Speaker 3: stand for?
Speaker 10: Broadcasting?
Speaker 4: King Saniera celebrates which birthday? What kind of tree produces prunes?
Speaker 10: Fine?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the dog in the comic
Speaker 4: strip Garfield? How many syllables are in the word directory?
Speaker 4: Or and let me give you a second question again
Speaker 4: because you may have misheard me. What does the V
Speaker 4: in CVS stand for?
Speaker 5: V is in Valentine?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 10: The pharmacy?
Speaker 7: Ah pass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's an honorable guy. That's young Jeffrey. You guys
Speaker 5: don't believe it. I bet when I say that, but.
Speaker 3: I don't even believe it, so believe I wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 6: But he's Jeffrey's an honorable person. He misheard one of
Speaker 6: the questions, so he went back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's buying.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to help.
Speaker 4: Here's something that you might find interesting, Brook. An interesting
Speaker 4: fact about Patrick. He went to Ireland recently, and Brook
Speaker 4: recently took a trip to Scotland. So maybe you two
Speaker 4: should bond talk a little bit about your your avocation.
Speaker 1: I've never been to Ireland.
Speaker 10: Though it's a lot of fun. It's beautiful over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Scotland was great too. Different countries, so you.
Speaker 8: Know, they're very close.
Speaker 1: A lot of sheep, more sheep than I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life in Scotland. Political statements everywhere you turned sheep.
Speaker 4: I'm just impressing. Neither of you in that whole twenty
Speaker 4: seconds mentioned a bar or a pub.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they drink a lot in Ireland.
Speaker 1: He actually made me feel really sober to be there
Speaker 1: as I don't have a problem.
Speaker 4: All right, you're up, you're ready. Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 4: Sugar Ray Leonard celebrates a birthday today. He was a
Speaker 4: world champion athlete.
Speaker 1: And what sport boxing?
Speaker 3: Does the V in CVS stand for?
Speaker 1: Past?
Speaker 3: Keen? Saniera celebrates? Which birthday?
Speaker 1: Fifteen?
Speaker 4: What kind of tree produces prunesum? What is the name
Speaker 4: of the dog in the comic strip Garfield?
Speaker 1: Right there? Past?
Speaker 4: How many syllables are in the word directory directory four?
Speaker 3: I did it silently. He's an audio eight on that one.
Speaker 3: But that's okay.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both
Speaker 4: did with Jose.
Speaker 3: You cannot offend a robot. It's Patrick.
Speaker 5: You got to correct.
Speaker 1: He may have beat me.
Speaker 8: I improved from last time.
Speaker 13: I'm happy about there we.
Speaker 6: Go in brook You got fool.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that. Let's go over the answers, Sugar Ray Leonard,
Speaker 3: Why are.
Speaker 1: You laughing because of the song? Every time someone says
Speaker 1: sugar Ay. I think of that Sugar Ray song body
Speaker 1: Sugar smash Mouth the other Sugar Ray saw.
Speaker 3: Anyway, somehow we insulted Sugar Ray.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sugar Ray Leonard. He's a champion athlete in boxing.
Speaker 4: The V in CVS stands for consumer value.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say vercos.
Speaker 4: I could think of King Sennia celebrates your fifteenth birthday.
Speaker 4: Plum trees make prunes. The name of the dog in
Speaker 4: Garfield is not otis. It's odd. Then there are four
Speaker 4: syllables in the word directory. Both got that now, Patrick. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: we can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 4: you do win a pair of tickets plus one dog
Speaker 4: ticket to Bark in the Park night at Seattle Mariners
Speaker 4: game on May twenty fifth against the Oakland Athletics.
Speaker 3: Oh very cool.
Speaker 10: Got a dog and I like baseball?
Speaker 3: That word yea, tell me what you lost on purpose?
Speaker 1: I hope your dog also likes baseball.
Speaker 10: Won't see it'll be his first live game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just there, booie.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for playing. Patrick. We're gonna be back.
Speaker 3: We'ren into Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
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