Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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Speaker 1: Love you. I know you.
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Speaker 2: Come come out, you think, Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
Speaker 5: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 5: radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening, I
Speaker 5: need you to catch fire today. I want you to
Speaker 5: catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
Speaker 5: I want you to catch on fire today. But I
Speaker 5: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
Speaker 5: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
Speaker 5: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
Speaker 5: forward in their life because they complaining about their past.
Speaker 5: They always complaining, man, about something that explains the reason
Speaker 5: why they are. Let me help you with this right here.
Speaker 5: If you are steady complaining about the reason you are.
Speaker 5: You know, if I hadn't met this man, if I
Speaker 5: hadn't have been involved with this woman. If I hadn't
Speaker 5: have had this baby, if I had never went down there,
Speaker 5: if I hadn't have got arrested, if I hadn't it is,
Speaker 5: if I hadn't it at, if I had a just
Speaker 5: finished school, if I had to Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 5: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
Speaker 5: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
Speaker 5: reason to justify and explain you not being successful.
Speaker 2: Can I share something with you about all of that?
Speaker 2: Guess what it is? You done? Got past all of it.
Speaker 5: You didn't have the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
Speaker 5: kill you, you didn't finish school, but you're still standing.
Speaker 5: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
Speaker 5: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
Speaker 5: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
Speaker 5: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
Speaker 5: something happened to you when you was a kid. You're
Speaker 5: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
Speaker 5: was a little boy. Guess what you a man now.
Speaker 5: Some things happen to you that you haven't found closure on.
Speaker 5: The person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you.
Speaker 5: Do you know you've gotten pasted it? So why are
Speaker 5: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
Speaker 5: has caused you to be in this position? But do
Speaker 5: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
Speaker 5: complaining today, catch fire, Let your pass be your past.
Speaker 5: I've told this to you one hundred times on this radio,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Say it again.
Speaker 5: Bishop Jakes told me something man that helped me so greatly.
Speaker 5: You can't drive your car if you gonna keep looking
Speaker 5: in the rear view mirror. That's why the windshield is huge.
Speaker 5: The windshield is huge. The rear view mirror is this
Speaker 5: tiny thing that sits up there. Now all is far
Speaker 5: so you can see stuff that's coming up.
Speaker 2: All the rearview mirror for is so you can assure yourself. Oh,
Speaker 2: listen to this.
Speaker 5: The realview mirror is imp there to assure you that
Speaker 5: you've cleared something.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 5: That's what the rearview mirrors for. So when you pass
Speaker 5: the can you want to switch lanes, you can glance
Speaker 5: up there and it says, okay, you're clear.
Speaker 2: Now you passed it. You can switch lanes.
Speaker 5: That's all the rearview mirrors for it ain't for you
Speaker 5: to stare at and dictate your life with what you're
Speaker 5: tripping for.
Speaker 2: Man, catch fire.
Speaker 5: Today today, Man quick complaining about everything that did happened
Speaker 5: to you? Life is ten percent. What happens to you
Speaker 5: is ninety percent. What you do about what happens to you?
Speaker 5: What are you going to do about it? So what
Speaker 5: I got all this? Look, man, your story ain't no
Speaker 5: deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you I was
Speaker 5: homeless for three years. It's people been homeless for thirty years.
Speaker 5: How long I'm gonna ride that out?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: You know I can.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna do nothing right now. I fell on
Speaker 5: hard times and I lost my place to stay.
Speaker 2: Where you staying now? See the majority of people are
Speaker 2: staying somewhere right now. I was out there. I didn't
Speaker 2: have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now. You
Speaker 2: was under the bridge a week ago.
Speaker 5: You int shelter. Now why you can still crying about
Speaker 5: the bridge? You in a shelter now?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 5: You know how you find your purpose? You get in
Speaker 5: touch with who created you. Because when God made you,
Speaker 5: he had a purpose in mind. Now we've ignored it
Speaker 5: and we haven't tapped into it. But we all had
Speaker 5: a purpose. You don't, and it's sometimes it takes people
Speaker 5: be longing to discover the purpose. Colonel Sanders was frying
Speaker 5: chicken with a recipe that he was telling people was
Speaker 5: the best chicken in the world.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody believe him till he turned seventy.
Speaker 5: Why you think the dude, dude that's only Kentucky fried
Speaker 5: chicken signs is old. That dude ain't twenty up there
Speaker 5: he oh, he oh, But you know what, he had
Speaker 5: been frying that chicken for forty some years. They just
Speaker 5: found out about it when he was seventy. But he
Speaker 5: didn't give up his purpose in life. This dude was
Speaker 5: just frying chicken. See, people keep looking for their gifts
Speaker 5: in all kinds of places when.
Speaker 2: It's right there in you.
Speaker 5: You ain't got to go to school to find your gift.
Speaker 5: You're born with the gift that God got for you.
Speaker 5: You'll go to school to tack it on to something else.
Speaker 5: But your gift was already given to you.
Speaker 2: You were born with that. You don't have to go
Speaker 2: to college to know your gift. Your college allows you
Speaker 2: to enhance.
Speaker 5: It and to find something to attach it to, and
Speaker 5: hopefully you get a degree that attaches your gift to
Speaker 5: a vehicle where it can work. The problem with college
Speaker 5: is we go to college and we attach it to
Speaker 5: what we like or what we might be passionate about,
Speaker 5: if we ignore the gift we have. You know how
Speaker 5: many people and graduating from college ain't doing nothing they
Speaker 5: went to college for.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you know.
Speaker 5: Why because you discover in life your gift. You discover
Speaker 5: what you was born to do. I wasn't bought, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean? You know what my major was
Speaker 5: in college? It was advertising. I can't be at no death, drawing,
Speaker 5: no picture for nobody. But now guess what I can
Speaker 5: wake up every day and guess what I can tell you?
Speaker 2: I advertise. I've been advertising my career. Come see me live.
Speaker 5: Come see me live at Madison Square, guard Come see
Speaker 5: me live at Phillips Erena. Come see me live at
Speaker 5: Jokers Comedy Club. Come see me live at Percy's. Come
Speaker 5: see me live at elisis Tabit. Come see me live.
Speaker 5: I've been advertising the whole time, but I had a
Speaker 5: different purpose in mind because I went and I talked
Speaker 5: to God. And this is how you do it, you
Speaker 5: go talk to God and say, hey God, look, okay,
Speaker 5: this is the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty.
Speaker 5: I still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but
Speaker 5: so I can quit wasting any more time. Would you
Speaker 5: help direct me and guide me to my purpose? I
Speaker 5: know you created me to do something. I just haven't
Speaker 5: found what it is. And the reason I haven't found
Speaker 5: what it is because I've been doing things my way.
Speaker 5: I ain't been checking with your, conferring with you on anything.
Speaker 5: I ain't locked in. I tried to settle it up
Speaker 5: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
Speaker 5: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
Speaker 5: How about you take over and do your thing now?
Speaker 5: Can you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
Speaker 5: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 5: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
Speaker 2: But see you have not.
Speaker 5: Because you ask not. How many times have you asked
Speaker 5: God for it? This ain't no magic trick, y'all.
Speaker 2: This is the deal. You got to catch fire today.
Speaker 2: Catch fire today.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about today. I've got a lot to do.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen were here. Ah, man, again another blessed day.
Speaker 5: Look at it right here. Just pay attention to it, y'all.
Speaker 5: Don't don't take it for granted. Pay attention to it.
Speaker 5: Look at it closely. Look what God has done. Again, man,
Speaker 5: At one point in time, man, I mean seriously, common
Speaker 5: sense has got the kick in that we have nothing
Speaker 5: to do with the rising of the sun or the
Speaker 5: setting of it.
Speaker 6: We have no.
Speaker 5: Control over the wind, of the direction of the wind.
Speaker 5: We have no control over time or time we got.
Speaker 5: We don't place the stars nowhere. We can't touch the star.
Speaker 2: Man. At one point in time. We're gonna have to.
Speaker 5: Give God some credit here. Amen, since we're doing it,
Speaker 5: let's get it on. Shearonon Strawberry, call it for real.
Speaker 5: Matha to South Junior and nephew, Tommy Junior's just a
Speaker 5: lot going only.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 8: And I'm telling you, man, I got to figure out
Speaker 8: the way to stop this woman from thinking.
Speaker 1: I've got to just stop her from yeah, from thinking, because.
Speaker 8: Every time she started thinking, it started costing. We got
Speaker 8: to get her to stop thinking. Yeah, Yeah, I'm telling
Speaker 8: you right now. When she started saying.
Speaker 1: You know, I was thinking, and right behind that thinking
Speaker 1: is another check.
Speaker 8: I just got this quick that. I got to figure
Speaker 8: out how you do that. Is there any advice to
Speaker 8: get this to stop?
Speaker 5: Well, well let me give you this advice right here,
Speaker 5: at this pace, right here, that you own right now.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna make six months.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna telling you. She started thinking, like Carlin said,
Speaker 1: you said this calling.
Speaker 2: She was thinking.
Speaker 1: She's looking back there to her, I'm thinking we should
Speaker 1: get a pool.
Speaker 9: Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey. We got to stop
Speaker 1: this thinking.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 1: As soon as she said that, I started faking a crisis.
Speaker 6: I told you.
Speaker 1: I went down the media.
Speaker 10: I started, Man, we got to get out to the
Speaker 10: urging care.
Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking it's starting to hurt. It's really it's
Speaker 1: biggering crisis.
Speaker 2: Now, that's what you did when I called you in
Speaker 2: the hospital one time. I heard that out. I got
Speaker 2: to get the hell off the fault. I can't. I
Speaker 2: can't do that. Agony. No, no, hell no, I ain't.
Speaker 2: I ain't.
Speaker 5: ABC Sports, I don't. I don't want to talk to
Speaker 5: the dude that fell off this minute. ABC Sports, Yeah,
Speaker 5: ABC Sports three of the victory In the Agony of
Speaker 5: wild Willis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, yeah, remember that dude.
Speaker 5: They used to show Rember down the ski slope and
Speaker 5: the trail like right right. I always turned my head because,
Speaker 5: hey dog, I can't help you. You an uncontrollable tumble everything. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you gottail? So he did that out I can't tell well, Julia,
Speaker 5: let me say this to you, though, help them. It's
Speaker 5: the thinking that women do that makes life worth living.
Speaker 5: It's that thinking that they do, man that puts the
Speaker 5: special stuff on your life.
Speaker 2: So either get used to it or get a divorce.
Speaker 2: Those are your choices.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 11: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, it's
Speaker 11: the nephew and run that brank back right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 7: run that brank back.
Speaker 9: What you got for it's new This right here is
Speaker 9: you've been driving my car. You have been driving my car?
Speaker 9: All right, let's go.
Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Curtis. Please.
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is Jurseys.
Speaker 6: You the one work at the hotel and you do
Speaker 6: ballet parking. Yeah, y'arell working. Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: You the one that parked my seven fifty BMW. You
Speaker 6: just took the change out of my car, that the
Speaker 6: loose change I had in there, and you also then
Speaker 6: put one hundred miles on there. And I know you
Speaker 6: the one did it, because you the one I tell
Speaker 6: I tempt you. You parked it. And then when I
Speaker 6: came back, you the one brought my car back, and
Speaker 6: I tept you. I know you the one put them
Speaker 6: damn miles on my car.
Speaker 13: On man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: Who is this? My name is Jason Man, Jason, Jason.
Speaker 13: Why didn't you get my numbers?
Speaker 6: I got your number from the hotel manager. I told
Speaker 6: him I needed a folk the Curtis who do the
Speaker 6: ballet parker, and they gave me your number. You the
Speaker 6: one put these miles. Man, You put a hundred miles
Speaker 6: over there. I ain't.
Speaker 13: Hold on, I ain't putting up miles in your car.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 13: That's all I do is just get the car in park.
Speaker 13: And that's shit. I ain't ain't. I ain't taking no
Speaker 13: change to nobody car, even you, the one took.
Speaker 6: My change I had. I had three d Jakes in
Speaker 6: there and in the city Player. When I got in there,
Speaker 6: it was a bigger smile or somebody in there. You
Speaker 6: the one was in my car.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 13: Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.
Speaker 13: And there man, look what I probably punk your car
Speaker 13: because I parted a whole lot of cars and I
Speaker 13: just we you can tell you maybe somebody else probably
Speaker 13: took your car and drove it around.
Speaker 6: But I don't know. We can work at the hotel
Speaker 6: and do valet parking. How many am I don't working?
Speaker 13: Didn't do by that parking? But that's all I do
Speaker 13: is part of the cars. I don't tell nobody car
Speaker 13: and driving around the town. I'm steal nothing from the car.
Speaker 13: Ain't no thief.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man, I know
Speaker 6: you the one put these niles on here you hear me.
Speaker 6: I know you was the one man.
Speaker 13: Put hold on hold on many Look. Look look man,
Speaker 13: I'm on probation right now, right so I mean, ain't
Speaker 13: got no time to be still nothing not about nobody calls.
Speaker 13: I'm just I'm just part time job man, just parking
Speaker 13: called them trying to take care of me and my
Speaker 13: little girl.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 13: I'm telling you. If somebody did take your car and
Speaker 13: drive it around or steal something from your car. We
Speaker 13: can we can figure out you know what I'm talking
Speaker 13: about if you just bring the car and you just
Speaker 13: come and when we could talk to the managers and
Speaker 13: figure it out. But I promise you, I promise you.
Speaker 13: Wasn't me, man, I mamles you. If you just know
Speaker 13: that liking, you know, we'll find out what happened.
Speaker 6: With your car. You the one did it, man, You
Speaker 6: the one put the hundred miles on my car. You
Speaker 6: had that red bas song, you had that name tag,
Speaker 6: see curtains, you pulled off in and you pulled back
Speaker 6: up in. You the only one told me you'll miss
Speaker 6: the one.
Speaker 13: Hey, man, Hey, louis a little bit man, hold on,
Speaker 13: I can't. I can't hear you.
Speaker 6: Nah, I know you can hear me. You're gonna hear
Speaker 6: me when I get in here. So you're gonna hear
Speaker 6: me when I do that. But telling me, I said,
Speaker 6: you gonna hear me when I get in your because
Speaker 6: you put that hundred miles on it. I'm gonna come
Speaker 6: up to that, damn man.
Speaker 13: I hey, putting one hundred miles in your car? Right,
Speaker 13: I'm just hey, man, you know what, I just scared
Speaker 13: nothing from your car. Ain't putting a hundred of minds
Speaker 13: or your car. Right, I told you I'm on probation
Speaker 13: right now. Now, that's what I was doing. I go
Speaker 13: to work, I talk these cars, and I'm coming home
Speaker 13: and take care of me and my gull all right.
Speaker 13: Ain't putting a hundred miles on your car, man, I
Speaker 13: ain't take your car. That's all I did was towld
Speaker 13: your car talking man, that'sh it.
Speaker 6: No, that ain't what you do. What you know what
Speaker 6: he loses looking? They lose change out of now and
Speaker 6: y'all also for one hundred mile. It was like one
Speaker 6: hundred and four miles extra on that car. When I
Speaker 6: got back there. Let me tell you something, man, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna come up. Where do you work again? When do
Speaker 6: you work?
Speaker 13: Work tomorrow? I work tomorrow late.
Speaker 6: What time do y'all get there?
Speaker 13: I'll be at six o'clock.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm coming up there in five forty five. And
Speaker 6: guess what, mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your lillar
Speaker 6: by myself.
Speaker 13: Lord nog, come float up to that job. That job
Speaker 13: is you dog? Bring it up to the job. What
Speaker 13: can a car you say you have? Again?
Speaker 6: I said, I got a black seven fifty BMW. I'm
Speaker 6: coming up there when I get out of it. Hey,
Speaker 6: you ready here, Curtins, Hey, y'all ready.
Speaker 13: Already already know I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm
Speaker 13: having another verse on for you too. It's gonna say, Curtis,
Speaker 13: this bring you up black, up the good. You sound
Speaker 13: like you're black there.
Speaker 6: I'm black, I'm black, my car black, and I'm finna
Speaker 6: get in You're black tomorrow.
Speaker 13: Tell you this stuff with me. I'm telling you, I'm.
Speaker 6: Just chalk.
Speaker 13: I'm telling you this. You want you know, I'm telling
Speaker 13: you it works to me me. You want to take you?
Speaker 6: Tell man, I got one more thing I need to
Speaker 6: say you Curry, you listen to me? What is you listening?
Speaker 13: Jure?
Speaker 6: This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: You just got pranked by your boy DC, who do
Speaker 6: valet parking with you? What you say, Hey, curtis your
Speaker 6: homeboy that you do? Is it another guy worked there
Speaker 6: named TC that do valet parking? Yeah? Hey man, this
Speaker 6: Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
Speaker 6: got me the prank phone called you.
Speaker 13: Oh man, I'm gonna get that now, oh Lord, Jesus man,
Speaker 13: my mot was beat man. Law was beating so fast
Speaker 13: as I thought I was about to go back down.
Speaker 6: So Lord, you knew you you was going back. Lord.
Speaker 13: I'm chelling you, man. It was about to be over.
Speaker 6: It was about to be over.
Speaker 13: The first person I saw got out, he was about
Speaker 13: to get it.
Speaker 6: I'm chelling you, Curtis. You got to be strong, man.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be strong.
Speaker 13: Show for shure.
Speaker 6: You're strong man. A little bout always your bundy that
Speaker 6: has you going on? Man, just be strong. I hear you, hear.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna talk.
Speaker 13: You know, I'm gonna keep it straight. Man.
Speaker 6: You know all right, man, stay strong. You gotta take
Speaker 6: care of this little girl. Boy. You can't go back
Speaker 6: in there. Alriddy, all right, I got one more thing
Speaker 6: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
Speaker 6: baddest sometime about the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 13: Man, that's Steve Hary Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Baby.
Speaker 9: And now you have it, the nephew doing what I
Speaker 9: do on this grade, getting up winsday, moaning on this greed,
Speaker 9: getting up winsday, moaning, keeping it stupid, all right, when.
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Speaker 2: On Seal Red.
Speaker 9: Now do you know what I mean? Now, that's a
Speaker 9: lot of stupid wrapped up in the one. You get
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Speaker 9: to miss the tickets on sale right now?
Speaker 7: All right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is Ask the Clo with our
Speaker 11: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey and the building.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey.
Speaker 7: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 11: In entertainment news, Jay Z hopes to open a casino
Speaker 11: in New York's Times Square.
Speaker 7: Jamie Fox is said to be doing much better, and we'll.
Speaker 11: Return to TV as the host of an all news
Speaker 11: show on Fox and CNN, is replacing Don Lemon with
Speaker 11: Caitlin Collins and yet another shady move. We'll talk about
Speaker 11: that because it's all coming up at the top of
Speaker 11: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
Speaker 11: the clo Tangy in Atlanta says, I want on a
Speaker 11: date with a guy that has potential, but I couldn't
Speaker 11: kiss him because spit gathered at the corners of his mouth.
Speaker 7: We've only seen, we've.
Speaker 11: Only been on one date, and I need to say
Speaker 11: something before he tries to kiss me again.
Speaker 7: How do I bring this up to him?
Speaker 5: Well, that is I know people that's got that that
Speaker 5: don't go away. Oh, they got conscious.
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, is it a condition?
Speaker 1: You say it like it's a hot and mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen people with it on each corner spit
Speaker 5: gathering because they don't have feeling in the corner of
Speaker 5: their mouth. Because you know, you get a little spit
Speaker 5: on your mouth, you could feel it as it cool
Speaker 5: on the wind, right, But the people they don't have
Speaker 5: feeling in the corner they mouth. That's how to spit gather,
Speaker 5: Spit of go on the corner your mouth. If you
Speaker 5: lose your feeling in it, Like you leave the Dennis,
Speaker 5: you look.
Speaker 2: Like a food.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just so think about that.
Speaker 5: People lose the feeling, don't have real feeling in the
Speaker 5: corner they mouth and that spit gather.
Speaker 2: Now you got to constantly lick, and damn, you got
Speaker 2: to constantly do that. Do that corner lick. You know,
Speaker 2: you gotta other side and that because it fow them up,
Speaker 2: it gets thick. So I don't know what to tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what should she do?
Speaker 1: You know he got it correct?
Speaker 2: How old is it? She didn't? This condition only gets.
Speaker 7: Worse them on or how does she bring it up
Speaker 7: to him?
Speaker 13: They?
Speaker 2: I don't know how she's gonna do it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is the problem.
Speaker 5: But what you need to do it Just next time
Speaker 5: y'all going to date, take a big giant hand held
Speaker 5: with you. And then why he talking to Just hold
Speaker 5: that hand held up, he said, And then just that,
Speaker 5: do you see anything?
Speaker 11: Can you tell people that you tell women to marry
Speaker 11: men with potential? Now she said he has potential.
Speaker 1: I ain't saying he ain't got a petentiar But what about.
Speaker 5: Well that's got potential too, and if we'll do something
Speaker 5: about it, that's got put everything got potential. That corner
Speaker 5: mouse bit got potential to Now what we're gonna do
Speaker 5: about that? We need to dress this right now. You
Speaker 5: need to get your handkerchief, and every two minutes.
Speaker 1: Just damn.
Speaker 5: You know, act like you're eating, or do that corner
Speaker 5: tongue lip, you know, put a little buzzy in this
Speaker 5: pocket and when y'all out, press the button and shot
Speaker 5: his ass.
Speaker 2: Nick your mouth, baby, all right?
Speaker 11: Moving on to at least in Phoenix, at least right So,
Speaker 11: I'm a single mom of a thirteen year old son,
Speaker 11: and he was talking to a young lady saying that
Speaker 11: he was going to quote give it to her like
Speaker 11: she's never.
Speaker 7: Had it before. Then he told her that he loves her.
Speaker 11: I'm not worried about him having sex because I keep
Speaker 11: him real close to me.
Speaker 7: But is this normal behavior for a thirteen year old?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: He doing it, So what you need to know if
Speaker 5: it's normal for or now this conversation he have and
Speaker 5: you're talking about you don't worry about him having sick
Speaker 5: because you keep it real close to you.
Speaker 2: You think you watching ball all time?
Speaker 7: You turn on seven.
Speaker 5: You must got to be crazy. What do you know
Speaker 5: how you think he not ain't worried about it because
Speaker 5: I keep him close to me. You think you watched
Speaker 5: this boy all the time.
Speaker 2: Ain't you going to go to work? Don't he have
Speaker 2: to go to school?
Speaker 5: He just started this boy right here in his mind,
Speaker 5: he gone, he ain't coming back from this hill. Let
Speaker 5: me explain some of y'alls little boys, do not come
Speaker 5: back from that moment of.
Speaker 2: Wanting a girl.
Speaker 5: If you have a heterosexual child and he likes girls,
Speaker 5: that's that feeling.
Speaker 2: Don't retract or retreat. It's on and popping from this
Speaker 2: moment on.
Speaker 7: And he meant what he said, I'm gonna give it
Speaker 7: to you like you've never had it.
Speaker 2: Before right now.
Speaker 5: What you don't know at thirteen, that's exactly what it's
Speaker 5: gonna be. Like, Oh my goodness, you don't know what
Speaker 5: you're doing. But see, first of all, listen to me.
Speaker 5: You gotta have a conversation with this boy. Honestly, this
Speaker 5: is serious. Now, we got to have a conversation about
Speaker 5: your son, about this sex at thirteen, because he is
Speaker 5: of no value you to a girl right now, no value.
Speaker 5: He bring nothing to the table. He can't take care
Speaker 5: of hisself. Let loan on somebody else. Yes, And what
Speaker 5: we've got to teach our young men is to stop
Speaker 5: putting these young girls in these positions where they left
Speaker 5: holding the bags. And that's really a conversation we have
Speaker 5: to have. I've had that conversation with my sons. I said, look, man,
Speaker 5: be respectful of these girls out here, because what I
Speaker 5: don't want you to do is be the one that
Speaker 5: messages her life up. Get this girl pregnant, now you
Speaker 5: going off to college. Skip to the lou my dollar.
Speaker 5: And she's standing there trying to figure out what to
Speaker 5: do next because she got these babies.
Speaker 2: I say, son, that ain't right. And we got to
Speaker 2: talk to our sons like that. Yeah, and so at thirteen,
Speaker 2: this ain't cute, This ain't funny.
Speaker 5: It's real because if that girl is thirteen, she could
Speaker 5: be able to produce a child, right, yes, so oh
Speaker 5: now this is dangerous now on a lot of levels,
Speaker 5: because the worst thing can happen is when a child
Speaker 5: have a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now, if you're a young woman with a child, this
Speaker 5: is like, this is what happened. But children having children
Speaker 5: that ain't good.
Speaker 1: That is right, that part that's not good.
Speaker 2: And then the parent wins up raising that child anyway,
Speaker 2: it's not a good slide.
Speaker 5: So taking all the jokes off the table, I would
Speaker 5: talk to my son about the responsibility that comes with that.
Speaker 5: And you can forget that little stupid statement you just made.
Speaker 5: You ain't worried about him having sex. You keep him
Speaker 5: close to you.
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 5: Yeah, lady, ye have no idea what these cats is
Speaker 5: capable of. You a little boy when he wants something.
Speaker 5: If I want to go outside and play football, you
Speaker 5: know what I've been able to do? What get outside
Speaker 5: and play football? So I'm take the whapon when you
Speaker 5: find out I'm fin played his football. Okay, that's football.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, there's some spots at that school. Trust me,
Speaker 9: there's some spots at that school that make it available.
Speaker 6: Man, all right?
Speaker 7: Last one, last one.
Speaker 11: Marissa and Flint says, I was searching through my husband's
Speaker 11: phone and he had a photo of a woman that
Speaker 11: used to work with him. She sent it to him
Speaker 11: and asked if he liked her haircut. He said he
Speaker 11: really liked it. He said, it's an innocent conversation with
Speaker 11: an old friend.
Speaker 7: Why does she ask my husband about her hair? Was
Speaker 7: she flirting?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She want your husband's opinion to hell you think
Speaker 2: what you grow?
Speaker 6: What? What?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: What she'd been with your husband? You don't see that?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry hard. All I'm saying is she want your
Speaker 2: husband's opinion. That's all I.
Speaker 7: See anything else she heard?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 7: Oh all right, listen, thank you.
Speaker 2: Colo.
Speaker 7: Coming up next, we have some entertainment news for you
Speaker 7: right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show.
Speaker 11: Okay, So, Junior, before we get to entertainment news, please
Speaker 11: tell us about your Tears Hope Foundation.
Speaker 7: Uh, you're having your fifth annual five k run and
Speaker 7: fun walk. So how do we register? Tell us about it? Please?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is go to tears Hoope
Speaker 1: dot org.
Speaker 8: That's tears Hope dot org, k I E R s
Speaker 8: Hope dot org and you can register. Also, you can
Speaker 8: register volunteers June third in Dallas, Texas at the Market
Speaker 8: Hunt Hill Bridge, the same place we have it at
Speaker 8: every year. I'm excited to see everybody, everybody coming out
Speaker 8: walking for us.
Speaker 1: To help change the shape of sickle cell. That's what
Speaker 1: we do, Shirley, That's what we do.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: We bring attention.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be some politicians out there that run with us.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be some city council members that come out
Speaker 8: and run with us. You know, it's just really a
Speaker 8: lot of fun. The children come out, they run in fun,
Speaker 8: they have running fun wall and the kids get first, second,
Speaker 8: and third medals.
Speaker 1: For the children, I give it to them.
Speaker 8: I give it to first, second, third overall for the
Speaker 8: men and women in the first second, I'm the first
Speaker 8: place for overall.
Speaker 1: But the biggest thing I thing.
Speaker 2: You're not getting the damn thing for eight no trophies.
Speaker 2: We ain't doing that. Go ahead, kill.
Speaker 1: Tell y'all.
Speaker 8: The biggest thing for the race. The biggest thing about
Speaker 8: the race, though, is the person that comes in the
Speaker 8: last place gets the biggest trophy.
Speaker 2: And that's.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, because they kept the fight.
Speaker 2: And that's what it's about.
Speaker 1: They kept the fight, sit the.
Speaker 8: Sell, and they get the biggest trophy man. And I'm
Speaker 8: telling you they actually be honest to get the trophy.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: They carry it on for next year. They'll come and
Speaker 1: give it to the next person. You come out there
Speaker 1: and get it up.
Speaker 6: So that's it.
Speaker 2: That thing right there.
Speaker 7: To here's hope dot org, here's promise.
Speaker 3: You're ready?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah you talk about stop, yeah, you tell all
Speaker 5: the way three miles, three miles. You mean why I
Speaker 5: can hear my feet in the ground. Yeah, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: to shock to be coming up through my foot.
Speaker 7: All right, we're moving on, crazy man.
Speaker 11: Jamie Fox and Carin Fox that's his daughter, are returning
Speaker 11: to Fox TV and twenty twenty four for an all
Speaker 11: new TV show.
Speaker 7: It's called We Are Family.
Speaker 11: This breaking news came as Jamie is reportedly in a
Speaker 11: top rehabilitation facility in Chicago that specializes in stroke recovery,
Speaker 11: spinal cord injuries, and traumatic brain injury. According to TMZ now,
Speaker 11: it is still unclear just what happened to Jamie, but
Speaker 11: he is expected to make a full recovery and begin filming.
Speaker 7: With his daughter as his co host on We Are Family.
Speaker 7: We Are Family will.
Speaker 11: Showcase relatives of celebrities performing duets with their hidden famous
Speaker 11: family member, and contestants will have to guess the celebrity
Speaker 11: performer for a chance to win one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 11: to get from there.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 14: All but all that hard thing.
Speaker 5: But I ain't gonna say the whole soul, just pap befuday.
Speaker 7: So the show is called We Are Family.
Speaker 15: We look forward to that it sounded fune yes that
Speaker 15: health core back Helter doing this thing.
Speaker 1: That's right well.
Speaker 11: Jay Z and Rock Nation issued an open letter sharing
Speaker 11: prospective plans for New York City's first extensive casino in
Speaker 11: Times Square. Now. According to the letter, a gaming license
Speaker 11: is going to be awarded to New York City and
Speaker 11: with the competitiveness of other potential buyers, jay Z and
Speaker 11: his company detailed how they planned to put the well
Speaker 11: being of New Yorkers at the top of their agenda
Speaker 11: and do right by its residents. The letter stated that
Speaker 11: there's no better location for a Caesar's Palace entertainment destination
Speaker 11: than the crossroads of the world Times Square. On the
Speaker 11: flip side, New York City's Broadway League president is opposed
Speaker 11: to the idea of a casino, stating that it challenges
Speaker 11: the cultural significance and the unique character that Broadway has
Speaker 11: delivered for New York for such a long time.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, come on now, no, they got
Speaker 2: nothing doing your damn plays.
Speaker 7: Let jay Z have his casino.
Speaker 13: You know what.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm not from New York, so I'm not an
Speaker 5: expert on New York. But I've seen the evolution of
Speaker 5: New York and Times Square. When I first went to
Speaker 5: Times Square at fifteen, Lord, have mercy. I stayed up
Speaker 5: all night walking on Times but street walkers, how can
Speaker 5: I put this? Prostitution was so huge at fifteen. I
Speaker 5: never saw in my life women look like that. They
Speaker 5: had on less clothes at fifteen, I kid you not. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I wanted to marry about ado. Yeah, and that's understanding.
Speaker 5: Quite understand.
Speaker 1: You know, this is why the Broadway man don't want it,
Speaker 1: just this story right here.
Speaker 9: Look well, look I love plays and I love Roulette.
Speaker 9: I don't make me make a decision. Okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 9: because it's gonna be ga. But I'm just saying the
Speaker 9: evolution of Times Square. They cleaned that up.
Speaker 5: Time Square used to be boy, it was a dangerous
Speaker 5: place to go, and so you know, they cleaned it
Speaker 5: up and it's done wonderful. There's nothing wrong with a casino.
Speaker 11: Right, yes, yeah, you already know what happen. And they
Speaker 11: and they said they have the best interest of New Yorkers.
Speaker 5: And don't nobody want to go to all their plays,
Speaker 5: all that sanging in the middle of and all this here, foy.
Speaker 2: Want to go No damn musical. We like the plays.
Speaker 2: Don't down do the plays?
Speaker 7: What's next?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: After stabbed somebody and you break out into a song?
Speaker 2: What is his fault?
Speaker 1: Coming up?
Speaker 7: In twenty minutes after? We're all right, we're done here.
Speaker 11: Have you ever had an audience that was so bad
Speaker 11: you wanted to walk off stage? Well, rapper Lil Wayne did.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about it right after this. What you're listening
Speaker 11: hard morning show?
Speaker 7: All right, guys, check this story out. I want to
Speaker 7: see if you can relate to it.
Speaker 11: Lil Wayne was on stage at the Wiltern in Los
Speaker 11: Angeles for the final stop of his tour on Saturday night.
Speaker 11: Once he finally hit the stage, it was all good
Speaker 11: for a while. When he took a break and allowed
Speaker 11: three of his young money artists performed, the crowd began
Speaker 11: became unresponsive. Lil Wayne returned to the stage and told
Speaker 11: his artists on stage, Hey, we appreciate it, but we
Speaker 11: ain't about to be bending over backwards for these folks.
Speaker 7: We worked too hard for this. We worked way too hard.
Speaker 7: Wayne then walked off stage for.
Speaker 11: The night, and after ten minutes or so, the crowd
Speaker 11: realized that Wayne wasn't coming back.
Speaker 7: He and his crew had left the building.
Speaker 11: So he didn't like the fact that the crowd wasn't responsive,
Speaker 11: you know, to what they were doing up there, So
Speaker 11: they just walked off.
Speaker 2: They just walked up, you know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I ain't mad at Lil Wayne. I mean
Speaker 5: because I don't really know the art for him, know
Speaker 5: what he does. But uh, you know, audiences, you're gonna
Speaker 5: run into tough audiences sometimes.
Speaker 1: Have you ever walked off though, No, because it's my
Speaker 1: job to perform.
Speaker 2: It's been.
Speaker 5: There are crowds that's tougher than other crowd. But I mean,
Speaker 5: you got to find a way. You know, he got
Speaker 5: a million hits. Rearrange the show dog dog talk, come
Speaker 5: out there with your heavy hitters and get the crowd
Speaker 5: on your side.
Speaker 2: He got enough hits. It sounds like somebody else was
Speaker 2: on safe like sound like Wayne was taking a break.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 7: Young Money. Yeah, his artists were artists up.
Speaker 2: Or maybe Young Money, you know, they they didn't like them.
Speaker 1: But then look, Wayne come back.
Speaker 7: Wayne did come back. He did come back and just
Speaker 7: told his artists that it was working hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well Young Money was out there and acted like
Speaker 2: old pay Man's ass out of here.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know this story. I ain't never seen I
Speaker 2: ain't never heard of a problem before that.
Speaker 1: All part of that early on, Nikki and Drake and
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you guys, have you ever wanted to walk
Speaker 7: off stage?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: Absolutely, I've wanted off the stage. I ain't never been
Speaker 8: I ain't never darpped off stage. I've been put off stage.
Speaker 8: I've been put out. What do you mean the audience?
Speaker 8: Get your ass out of stage?
Speaker 1: That was early on in your career. Oh, man, that's
Speaker 1: a hard feeling you talking to me. You know the
Speaker 1: one up there?
Speaker 6: You know what up there?
Speaker 7: Check at the Apollo Blaney.
Speaker 1: No, No, this was in Birmingham a long time ago.
Speaker 5: Man, I had a bad horb for showing Birmingham wasn't
Speaker 5: in front of the Heart Foundation was in the room
Speaker 5: on the first night I got there, and it was
Speaker 5: a benefit.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it.
Speaker 16: Well, you know.
Speaker 2: The heart jokes I was doing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: All right. I thought, terrible. We gotta go the Lord
Speaker 2: and humor that they could relate to this coming up.
Speaker 11: Next, Sister Odell is here. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 11: morning show, Well, sister Odell is here.
Speaker 17: Will all you have to do is mention her name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wool.
Speaker 17: Look for me and I be yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Mad oh Dad?
Speaker 5: Well, Ray, the mall is every wash airy calling?
Speaker 1: See if your.
Speaker 2: Timmy, what's going on?
Speaker 6: What y'all?
Speaker 2: What y'all want to talk about? This motive? You know
Speaker 2: my time shout.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, sister will tell you know your good friend
Speaker 11: Martha Stewart, Yeah, mom, yeah, Martha Stewart is proving that
Speaker 11: you can be sexy at any age.
Speaker 7: I want to see if you agree with this?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 11: Did you know she was on the cover of Sports
Speaker 11: Illustrated Swimsuit edition this year?
Speaker 7: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Now it's a cutoff point for head.
Speaker 7: Sweet, Well, that's what she's trying to prove that it's not.
Speaker 2: She want to prove all you won't is the cutoff point.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody want that issue?
Speaker 7: But she's eighty one and she's.
Speaker 5: Just don't nobody won't a issue with anyone, you old mawful.
Speaker 7: She looks good, though, sister Odell have you they might will.
Speaker 2: To put her great great grandmama on that. And if
Speaker 2: they was gonna do.
Speaker 7: That, she looks good.
Speaker 11: She's posing in like this really beautiful white one piece
Speaker 11: Halter swimsuit.
Speaker 7: She looks great.
Speaker 6: So well.
Speaker 5: They had a great great grandmama on the cover the
Speaker 5: Liberty magazine in one time, and that didn't say nothing either.
Speaker 1: Liberty magazine.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody gonna ask me who a grandmamy is?
Speaker 7: Who is your grandmother? I was getting to that.
Speaker 5: Yes, that she rolls, you know, that was she got
Speaker 5: all that making stuff from every sit they helping made
Speaker 5: that flag and it just struck round in the family.
Speaker 5: Don't nobody I ain't even seen it, but don't nobody
Speaker 5: want to see what's her name?
Speaker 2: Martha Stewart, the Stewart. It is some years old with
Speaker 2: a baby suit on.
Speaker 5: No, she don't cheerlie, that's airbrush sweeting. This is no way,
Speaker 5: there's no way you cannot have brush hall and put
Speaker 5: on cocon No magazine.
Speaker 11: So you're saying, if sports Illustration that came to you
Speaker 11: and said they wanted to do an article, you would
Speaker 11: you would say, no, you wouldn't put not in a
Speaker 11: swim suit?
Speaker 12: And what then?
Speaker 5: I'm shamed to say this, but I did some pictures
Speaker 5: for one of my husbands this one time.
Speaker 1: But you did a photo shoot.
Speaker 5: I did a photo shoot with you know what y'all
Speaker 5: called it? Lingeride. We didn't have it back then, But
Speaker 5: I tell you what I had on though.
Speaker 1: Tell describe it.
Speaker 2: I had on a play text girdle.
Speaker 1: The original sphinks come on.
Speaker 5: With God to straps, cinnamon stockings on giving it to him, girl,
Speaker 5: I had my legs crossed with their nursing shoes on.
Speaker 5: It's dumb, girl about drove In. Why when I sent
Speaker 5: him that photo? You know it was in black and white.
Speaker 5: You know color hadn't come out. Hit yes me, the
Speaker 5: heat is Oh, we love Martha Stewart snooping. No, that's
Speaker 5: a friend snoopy job.
Speaker 2: I love snoop.
Speaker 1: But do you want to see him in the baby shit?
Speaker 7: Well, that's her point.
Speaker 11: She's eighty one. She wants to show you that you
Speaker 11: can still be sexy at eighty one.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody kill.
Speaker 1: And look at the pictures. Just how down in the water.
Speaker 2: It ain't showing nothing.
Speaker 7: Oh, there are plenty of pictures of her. She looks great, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Looks great.
Speaker 6: Girl.
Speaker 2: She sat covering up for you.
Speaker 7: Please, am I detecting a little hate?
Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like. That's what it's un you callably,
Speaker 1: what you want to call it, you know, is y'all
Speaker 1: fee to be on that?
Speaker 2: Did they call y'all wonderful?
Speaker 1: You're spreading that hate.
Speaker 5: I'm just asking you know, you don't take these old
Speaker 5: white women to just put them on everything.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody want to see all that night?
Speaker 12: You know what the hell?
Speaker 6: Kid?
Speaker 5: You should have put hearth the kid on that Pearl
Speaker 5: Bailey one, No Now.
Speaker 11: Coming up next, Coming up next, it's the nephew with
Speaker 11: the prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're
Speaker 11: listening morning show coming up at about four minutes after
Speaker 11: the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today, and the
Speaker 11: subject is I told him about his wife and my
Speaker 11: side piece. We'll find out what that's all about just
Speaker 11: a few Yeah, you heard his wife and my side piece.
Speaker 7: Okay, but we'll get into that later. That should be fun.
Speaker 11: Right now, it's time for the nephew in today's prank
Speaker 11: phone called nephew, what kind of stupidity have you brought
Speaker 11: to us today?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: What do you want? You know when you open up
Speaker 2: what you want? Appetizer? You want on trade? You won't desert?
Speaker 2: You know what you want? Why do you want me?
Speaker 2: Tell me what you want.
Speaker 1: Everything. Yeah, just get as much as you won't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come back for more.
Speaker 9: You want, you want all you can eat, that's what
Speaker 9: you want. Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna give you all
Speaker 9: you can prank. Okay, all you can practice. Let's see
Speaker 9: right here, let me let me flip through my archives.
Speaker 9: We're gonna go down to the church.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 9: This one right here is don't come back to church.
Speaker 9: Don't come back to church. Have you ever gotten that
Speaker 9: phone call before?
Speaker 2: What they told you?
Speaker 9: Don't just don't come Yeah, we we just we just
Speaker 9: done want you as a parishioner. Just don't come back
Speaker 9: to church. You okay, but you can be put out now,
Speaker 9: it's yeah, they're supposed to get put out. Let's go
Speaker 9: get doc. Don't come back to church. And I mean that.
Speaker 9: Come on, hell, I'm trying to reach sister sure Reeves Mayfield.
Speaker 9: Deacon bounds from the from the church, bounds.
Speaker 13: From from church.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, ma'am, okay, from from from here. Can you
Speaker 2: hear me?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 2: His old phone on work? We're good?
Speaker 13: Yeah, my phone okay, okay, that I called it?
Speaker 9: The deacon bull didn't have a meeting as well as
Speaker 9: uh passes and uh they didn't have a meeting that
Speaker 9: come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you
Speaker 9: to not come to church right now because that about
Speaker 9: that the bars of your ear can James being in
Speaker 9: jail the way it is, and I want to I
Speaker 9: want you to just up. I don't know if they're
Speaker 9: gonna suspend you from church right now, but they are
Speaker 9: they thinking put a bad look on the church.
Speaker 16: My kids being in jail put a bad look on
Speaker 16: the church.
Speaker 9: Well, that's what that's what's what the that's what they
Speaker 9: come up with. Now we even have a meeting with
Speaker 9: the deacon boat and with Pasistos.
Speaker 16: I don't understand while y'all have a meeting about my
Speaker 16: kids in the church, what my kids got to do
Speaker 16: with the church.
Speaker 2: Well, what we're trying to do is show a good
Speaker 2: example to the youth that we got there.
Speaker 16: Okay, you can show a good example by me being there,
Speaker 16: paying my times and offering.
Speaker 9: Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that
Speaker 9: that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
Speaker 2: People not paying the tithes and where they fold.
Speaker 16: I pay my task.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I don't know who told you that Deacon Bards. I
Speaker 16: don't even know, first of all, who you are, and
Speaker 16: I'm not trying to be mean to you, and I
Speaker 16: don't I don't even understand why you were how you
Speaker 16: even got my phone number. I paid my task, I
Speaker 16: paid my offering. Go on your computer at the church,
Speaker 16: call your secretary or whoever.
Speaker 2: Let me let me ask you this me if you
Speaker 2: do you pay your time according to what you make?
Speaker 16: Yes, I do check the books.
Speaker 9: Well, now what it is that we can't check the books,
Speaker 9: that we don't know exactly what you make is what
Speaker 9: I'm saying.
Speaker 16: What I make is my distance between me and Jesus.
Speaker 16: I give him his ten percent and that's all marks
Speaker 16: he'll need to know.
Speaker 9: And I understand exactly where you're coming from, but not
Speaker 9: The main issue on the table is about these boys
Speaker 9: and and and being you know, disrupted the way to here.
Speaker 9: They don't want that to be to bleed over into
Speaker 9: the youth.
Speaker 16: Quiet, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all,
Speaker 16: I would appreciate if you would have Pastor to tell
Speaker 16: me this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody
Speaker 16: kids is having trouble in the world or whatever y'all
Speaker 16: supposed to pray for them, not put them after.
Speaker 13: Church or their mama.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm I'm what I'm we're gonna, we're gonna pray
Speaker 9: for and we're gonna pray for you too, But we
Speaker 9: don't want to share over to the youth that we
Speaker 9: got that doing good with it.
Speaker 16: Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't stop me from
Speaker 16: coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming. So I
Speaker 16: don't know who you talking to. And you tell a
Speaker 16: pastor to call me hisself and tell me I can't
Speaker 16: come to Hell, and you have nobody calling me telling
Speaker 16: me that I can't come to Hell.
Speaker 6: That is a free church.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the passa called up.
Speaker 6: Why you get the.
Speaker 16: Pathtor to call me? Because you have no business calling
Speaker 16: me telling me that I can't.
Speaker 13: Come to God's house.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't want you to get in the up
Speaker 2: roll with me.
Speaker 16: Now, I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody.
Speaker 16: I work. I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I
Speaker 16: don't have half nobody calling me telling me that I
Speaker 16: can't come to a church that I pay my path
Speaker 16: and offering it, not that I own the church.
Speaker 13: I pay my task because that's.
Speaker 16: That's due to God. But y'all really making me upset
Speaker 16: by telling me I can't come there because of my
Speaker 16: kids in they troubles.
Speaker 2: Where was you this past sunder you?
Speaker 6: Ques?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 16: I wasn't that church because I had over stept And
Speaker 16: why is that any of your business?
Speaker 2: Now? There you go being in uproad with me again.
Speaker 16: I don't know who this is. How could you call
Speaker 16: somebody about church buses over the phone.
Speaker 6: This don't make sense.
Speaker 2: Just Mayville.
Speaker 9: Hello, Yeah, one more thing, this nephew timing from the
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning you just got.
Speaker 2: I got you, y'all.
Speaker 13: I'm like, who is this about?
Speaker 6: Church? Bis?
Speaker 2: You know what I like about you?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 9: Nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's House, Show up
Speaker 9: and show out every.
Speaker 1: Sunday, every Sunday.
Speaker 16: I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.
Speaker 7: That's right, baby, Thank you?
Speaker 9: Hey baby. Let me ask you something. That's the baddest
Speaker 9: radio show in the land.
Speaker 16: Now do you even have to ask me that? To
Speaker 16: Steve Hobby Morning Soup.
Speaker 2: David, y'all feel like going to church this morning?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 8: If we're gonna get put out, if we're gonna we'll
Speaker 8: get asked and leave now.
Speaker 9: I ain't gonna ask you to leave, but I'm gonna
Speaker 9: ask for some praise and pranks in here this morning.
Speaker 9: I need some praise along with my pranks. Are you
Speaker 9: feeling where I'm coming from?
Speaker 2: Saturday? Yeah, Saturday, May twenty seventh is going down. That's
Speaker 2: more day.
Speaker 9: Weekend jokes and jam d Ray Davis Juvenile is in
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Speaker 9: night tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2: That's how you bring in more more a weekend. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 9: You set that barbecue side, go get your laugh on,
Speaker 9: come on back to it. The ribs be ready when
Speaker 9: you get back to the house. Bring that out of
Speaker 9: one slab at a time. You don't keep that out
Speaker 9: in the open where everybody can see that.
Speaker 2: You don't do that.
Speaker 9: Okay, when you cook four slabs of ribs, Shirley, two
Speaker 9: of them go under the under the pantry away.
Speaker 2: They don't know the mother two was in there.
Speaker 9: That's that's my granddaddy told me that don't never it,
Speaker 9: don't never expose all your real you don't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So when you go in the pantry to
Speaker 1: get something, they're gonna say, what is this?
Speaker 6: Smellet so good?
Speaker 9: And speaking of fathers, let me let me put this
Speaker 9: out there, speaking of father's I would be at the
Speaker 9: Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy Show at the New Jersey Pack,
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Speaker 2: Baby, you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 9: That is Father's Day Night, Father's Day Night, and tickets
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Speaker 3: At the Pack.
Speaker 11: All right, nephew, thank you, which your stingy barbecue. Have
Speaker 11: himself coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is
Speaker 11: I told him about his wife and my side piece.
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Speaker 11: I told him about his wife and my side piece
Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm married to a wonderful man that
Speaker 11: I've not had sex with in years. We enjoy going
Speaker 11: to movies, plays, dinner, and sporting events, but we do
Speaker 11: not have sex. He doesn't mention it, and neither do I.
Speaker 11: A few years ago I heard he was seen at
Speaker 11: a white woman's house that works at the post office,
Speaker 11: but I didn't follow up on it. I'm seeing a
Speaker 11: man that I met four years ago over at my
Speaker 11: friend's house. My friend invited me over to meet the
Speaker 11: guy after I complained about not getting any I hit
Speaker 11: it off with the guy and he is an amazing
Speaker 11: lover and he's fine with it, just being that he's
Speaker 11: got a wife and she's never suspected that he's cheating
Speaker 11: on her.
Speaker 7: But not only is he cheating on her, he's cheating
Speaker 7: on me too.
Speaker 11: I went to get a hotel room for us, and
Speaker 11: the girl that goes to my church was at the desk.
Speaker 11: She told me that my side piece was in there
Speaker 11: with a heavyset woman the other day. I asked if
Speaker 11: she had proof, and she showed a picture to me
Speaker 11: that took that she took with her phone.
Speaker 7: It was that lowdown dog on the picture. I know
Speaker 7: the woman right off too.
Speaker 11: I work with her husband, and all he does is
Speaker 11: talk about how sweet his wife is and how good
Speaker 11: his marriage is. I couldn't wait to go burst his
Speaker 11: bubble and let him know he's wrong about his wife.
Speaker 11: He didn't believe me when I told him, so I
Speaker 11: asked the girl to send me the picture. When he
Speaker 11: saw his wife, he got mad at me and tried
Speaker 11: to get me suspended from work.
Speaker 7: I was only trying to enlighten him, and this is
Speaker 7: how I get treated.
Speaker 11: My side piece is scared his wife is going to
Speaker 11: find out about us, so he said he never wants
Speaker 11: to see me again.
Speaker 7: He had the nerve to say I'm crazy, and he
Speaker 7: threatened to tell my husband. But he doesn't care. Why
Speaker 7: is my side piece so upset when he started all
Speaker 7: of this? Are you for real? Lady? You're the one
Speaker 7: that created all this mess. You're all over the place.
Speaker 11: This is crazy to me because you have started all
Speaker 11: this mess all because you wanted to let someone know
Speaker 11: about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Yes,
Speaker 11: you're messy, Yes you're a petty. You've destroyed one marriage
Speaker 11: for the most part, and your side piece is afraid
Speaker 11: you might ruin his marriage too. That's why he wants
Speaker 11: nothing to do with you anymore. That's why he's calling
Speaker 11: you crazy. That's why the husband of this heavyset woman
Speaker 11: who was cheating with your man tried to get you
Speaker 11: suspended at work. Okay, you said you couldn't wait to
Speaker 11: burst his bubble. Well, now your bubble is the one
Speaker 11: that burst.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 11: Her husband had nothing to do with you and your cheating,
Speaker 11: and it was not your job to tell him. Okay,
Speaker 11: this is what happens when you do. You create messes
Speaker 11: like this. Keep your mouth shut, mind your business. And
Speaker 11: now you don't have a side piece because you ran
Speaker 11: your mouth. You almost lost your job, and your husband
Speaker 11: still isn't having sex with you. That's what you need
Speaker 11: to be worried about. Does your husband have a side piece?
Speaker 11: That's keep your business right there? Okay, Steve, Well, yeah,
Speaker 11: her husband got a side The white woman down the POSTO.
Speaker 5: I don't like this letter because I just don't understand
Speaker 5: the audacity that some people have. The whole letter is
Speaker 5: filled with audacity. That's the audacity of this woman who
Speaker 5: wrote this letter. Now you got this, here's out. The
Speaker 5: letter started I'm married to a wonderful man. Now, you
Speaker 5: would think that this letter's off.
Speaker 2: To a good start.
Speaker 5: That I ain't had sex within years. Well, so much
Speaker 5: for mister wonderful. That title get away from you real fast,
Speaker 5: right there. Ah, No wonderful man, we ain't such in years.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: We enjoy going the movies, plays, dinner, sporting Evince again,
Speaker 5: but we don't have set. He don't mention it, and
Speaker 5: neither do I. Well, the reasons y'all don't mention it,
Speaker 5: it's because y'all are having sex, she said. A few
Speaker 5: years ago, I heard he had been seen at a
Speaker 5: white woman's house that works at the post office. But
Speaker 5: I ain't follow up on it because I'm seeing a
Speaker 5: man that I met four years ago over my friend's house.
Speaker 2: Your friend, this woman's friend invited her over to meet this.
Speaker 5: Guy after I complained about not getting any I hit
Speaker 5: it off with the guy.
Speaker 2: He's an amazing lover, and he's fine with just being that.
Speaker 5: Well, not only did your friend introduce you to somebody
Speaker 5: that can be your lover, she introduced you to a
Speaker 5: family man. This guy, he's got a wife, and the
Speaker 5: wife has never suspected that he's cheating on her. But
Speaker 5: I know only is he cheating on her, He cheating
Speaker 5: on me too. No, no, no, no no, he's cheating
Speaker 5: with you, not all you, He not your us. What
Speaker 5: do you expect a cheatah to do?
Speaker 6: Gee?
Speaker 2: He know you married, you know he married you? Going
Speaker 2: along with it anyway? So what difference do it make?
Speaker 13: What you do?
Speaker 2: Extra? You crazy? All right?
Speaker 7: Hold that thought, Steve, Yeah, hold that thought.
Speaker 11: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
Speaker 11: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject
Speaker 11: I told him about his wife and my side piece.
Speaker 11: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
Speaker 11: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject I told him
Speaker 11: about his wife and my side piece.
Speaker 2: I told him this woman right here.
Speaker 5: Man, you know, what, have you ever met a person
Speaker 5: that can see wrong in everybody what they sell? You know,
Speaker 5: we all know a person that's always got something to
Speaker 5: say about what somebody else doing wrong. But we'll be
Speaker 5: describing their exact situations. But be taught thinking about it
Speaker 5: like it's unheard of. Girl, she just let her man
Speaker 5: do anything.
Speaker 6: What you know?
Speaker 2: And your man just everybody know your man So this
Speaker 2: is the case we have.
Speaker 5: This woman has this wonderful husband. So she say they
Speaker 5: ain't had sex in years. They go to movies and
Speaker 5: plays and everything. They really enjoy each other's company. And
Speaker 5: he ain't mentioned having sex with her in years, and
Speaker 5: she ain't mentioned it having sex with him because she
Speaker 5: heard he was with this white woman at the post office.
Speaker 5: She didn't look into it because she was complaining about
Speaker 5: not having sex. Her girlfriend introduced her to another friend,
Speaker 5: a man. They hit it off and they start having
Speaker 5: sex and he cool with just having sex with him. Well,
Speaker 5: your friend introduced you to a married man because your
Speaker 5: friend ain't got no scruples, because birds of a feather
Speaker 5: flock together. Your friend ain't got no scruples. She know
Speaker 5: you ain't got no scruples. So girl, let me introduce
Speaker 5: you to this married man, because you know we homewreckords.
Speaker 5: Let me introduce you to this married man and his
Speaker 5: wife will never know. Wow, So now you start seeing
Speaker 5: this man and his wife has never suspected that he's
Speaker 5: cheating on her. But not only is he cheating on her,
Speaker 5: he cheating on me too. To let her say, I
Speaker 5: went to get a hotel room for and the girl
Speaker 5: that goes to my church.
Speaker 2: Was at the death.
Speaker 5: We go some more message. Once you drave them church
Speaker 5: people in here we go. Then we go and now
Speaker 5: i'spit to get real mess. Now hotel room and the
Speaker 5: girl to go to my church was at the death.
Speaker 5: She told me that my side piece was in there with.
Speaker 2: A heavyset woman the other day. Now, let me ask
Speaker 2: you a question.
Speaker 5: How does the woman at the front desk that you
Speaker 5: went to get the hotel that go to.
Speaker 2: Your church, how does she know that this is your
Speaker 2: side piece?
Speaker 5: Well, because y'all go to the same hotel and church
Speaker 5: girl that peeped it before, and you done mentioned it.
Speaker 2: To her as far. Hey, look just keep this between
Speaker 2: me and you.
Speaker 5: She said, okay, So she told you that your side
Speaker 5: piece was in there with a heavyset woman the other day.
Speaker 5: I asked if she had proof. She showed me a
Speaker 5: picture to me that she took with her phone. Now,
Speaker 5: this heap of work at the front desk, she taking
Speaker 5: pictures of guest. Now, Lord have mercy man? Ain't this crazy?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 5: And then she said it was that low down dog
Speaker 5: getting the pictures. Women, who you saying that your side
Speaker 5: piece is a low down dog because he got the
Speaker 5: heavyset woman at the hotel.
Speaker 2: Ain't you a heavy Ain't you.
Speaker 5: A low down dog because your husband? Ain't your other
Speaker 5: husband a low down dog? Ain't the white woman at
Speaker 5: the post office a low down dog? And I guess
Speaker 5: you're saying that the heavyset woman, she must be a
Speaker 5: load dog too.
Speaker 2: Everybody low down dog?
Speaker 6: But you.
Speaker 5: Now showed me the picture. I noticed the woman right off.
Speaker 5: I work with her husband, and all he does is
Speaker 5: talk about how sweet his wife is and how good
Speaker 5: his marriage is. Now here come to hate. I couldn't
Speaker 5: wait to go bust this bubble and let him know
Speaker 5: he wrong about his wife. Wow, why that's your job?
Speaker 5: Why is that your job? Because she was in there?
Speaker 5: You have and c words of Chris Rock have selective outrage.
Speaker 5: Your ass is mad at the wrong people. Now, he
Speaker 5: didn't believe me when I told him, so I asked
Speaker 5: the girl to send me the picture. When he saw
Speaker 5: his wife, he got mad at me and tried to
Speaker 5: get me suspended from work. I was only trying to
Speaker 5: enlighten him, and this is how I get treated. You
Speaker 5: wasn't trying to enlighten him. You was trying to bust
Speaker 5: his bubble that you had ill intent. I tell people
Speaker 5: all the time, be careful about digging a hole for people,
Speaker 5: because your ass might wind up in that hole.
Speaker 2: And now guess what your ass is in the hole.
Speaker 5: My side piece is scared. His wife is going to
Speaker 5: find out about us. So he said he never wants.
Speaker 2: To see me again because he know you message. See,
Speaker 2: because you done told him.
Speaker 5: See, this is why your side piece don't want to
Speaker 5: see you no more, because you done sent the picture
Speaker 5: of the heavyset chick he was.
Speaker 2: With at the hotel to her hug.
Speaker 5: Now he see right now that you're willing to do anything,
Speaker 5: which he knew that from the beginning. So now he
Speaker 5: had the nerve to say I'm crazy, and he threatened
Speaker 5: to tell my husband, but he does not care. Why
Speaker 5: is my side piece so upset when he started all this? Lady,
Speaker 5: you got this whole thing. Christ, he didn't start all this.
Speaker 5: You started all this. You went to your friend, told
Speaker 5: your friend you wasn't having sex. Your low down friend
Speaker 5: introduced you to a married man. Y'all been having sex?
Speaker 5: Then you're married? Hunt does marriage?
Speaker 2: Dudes?
Speaker 5: You have in sex with the side piece? Side piece,
Speaker 5: he got a wife and another side piece. Now you
Speaker 5: mad at the side piece, so you call a side
Speaker 5: pieces husband to bust his bubble at work because he
Speaker 5: always dragged by how good that marriage is? Misery love comfy?
Speaker 5: Your marriage ain't nothing. You don't want nobody marriage, Heller.
Speaker 5: This whole letter is a mess. I don't give a
Speaker 5: damn what have none of y'all.
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Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 7: Coming up next in his Sports Talk with Junior right
Speaker 7: after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Hard Morning Show time now for Junior and
Speaker 11: sports Talk.
Speaker 7: What you got Junior?
Speaker 1: Yes or show.
Speaker 8: Game one of the Western Conference Finals was last night
Speaker 8: and the Lakers fell to the different Nuggets one twenty
Speaker 8: six to one thirty two differentations.
Speaker 1: One oh lead man.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what though, it's gonna be hard to
Speaker 8: be if you let jokers have a triple double.
Speaker 1: I know that you're gonna be hard.
Speaker 2: Thirty.
Speaker 8: I mean this boy just he has a different game.
Speaker 8: It just looks different. It's not fast, it ain't it
Speaker 8: ain't pretty. It's awkward and everything go in. He only
Speaker 8: missed five shots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything go luck shot.
Speaker 2: He had hit a couple of luck shots though, and.
Speaker 1: Then you put in you put in Murray and he
Speaker 1: gave you thirty one. Man, It's just he had a
Speaker 1: luck shot too.
Speaker 2: He has some luck shots.
Speaker 1: Wowfess ball.
Speaker 8: But you just feel like the Lakers. The Lakers just
Speaker 8: it was just one game. Team You saying, just one game.
Speaker 5: They were shooting that their basket, Tommy, that they went
Speaker 5: in a lot of times.
Speaker 2: How they won.
Speaker 7: They get millions to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Lebron.
Speaker 1: Gave twenty six at uh you know, a d half forty.
Speaker 2: But man, that wasn't enough.
Speaker 1: You know, the whole starting five differ Nuggets were all
Speaker 1: in double figures. Man, it's gonna be a good series.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that. It's what's up.
Speaker 1: They fired Doc Rivers in Philly.
Speaker 5: Yes, man, Doctor lost every time he got in the
Speaker 5: big ones.
Speaker 2: But that game wasn't Doc fault. I don't see as
Speaker 2: he show up. They did not. The MVP did not
Speaker 2: show up.
Speaker 1: He didn't show up, nor did Harden show up.
Speaker 2: Man, nothing you could do that ain't coaching. You gotta
Speaker 2: won it it's game seven.
Speaker 5: What can a coach tell you about Game seven in
Speaker 5: the finals to go to the championship?
Speaker 2: What do you got to say to you? It's what
Speaker 2: your whole life is built for, so.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and you know, is it me?
Speaker 2: Uncle?
Speaker 8: Every time James Harden in the game seven, he just
Speaker 8: don't ever show up.
Speaker 1: He did it to us in Houston. He did the
Speaker 1: same damn thing.
Speaker 8: And you know what, you know what, I just don't
Speaker 8: think James, Jane hard needs to be like on team
Speaker 8: that Nevil make the playoff like Templewolf.
Speaker 1: Just gone down there, quit getting on because you cost.
Speaker 8: The people jobs. You cost that man his job that's
Speaker 8: caught that performance and then said, well, you know, it's
Speaker 8: just a relationship between me and the coach.
Speaker 1: No, it's you, James.
Speaker 8: It's just we're tired of you dribbling and let the
Speaker 8: clock go down to five seconds. You pass it and
Speaker 8: then we don't know who's shooting.
Speaker 1: You ain't shooting. You lose man. It's just too much.
Speaker 1: It's just too much, all right. Cut that damn be
Speaker 1: is what it is.
Speaker 2: Get over here with me and don't give a damn.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, one
Speaker 11: of our listeners need some advice from you.
Speaker 7: We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening. She's Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 7: All right, Steve.
Speaker 11: This came from Steve BARBIFM dot com. It's from Arthur
Speaker 11: in North Carolina. Arthur Wrights hate Steve. I need help
Speaker 11: with my wife because she doesn't listen to anything I
Speaker 11: say to her. I say go right, she goes left.
Speaker 11: We got married two years ago and she's fifty seven
Speaker 11: and I'm sixty. She likes to tell me that she's
Speaker 11: not the submissive type, and she was doing fine before
Speaker 11: we got married. I told her, I expect her to
Speaker 11: be a wife and let me run the house. She
Speaker 11: acts like she is still single. How do I get
Speaker 11: some control and get her to settle into the marriage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you must have just gotten married. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: your dumbass off. So let me tell you. So, your
Speaker 2: dumbass ain't figured this out right here.
Speaker 5: So you trying to tell me that before y'all got married,
Speaker 5: everything was cool, and then afterwards you tell her to
Speaker 5: go left, she go right. You want to get control
Speaker 5: of the marriage and you want her to be submits. See,
Speaker 5: and she done told you that? Ain't what she doing,
Speaker 5: how do I get some control in my house? Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you, but it don't
Speaker 5: look like you're gonna get that. I don't think you're
Speaker 5: gonna get that with her.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: That don't make the marriage not work, I said, But
Speaker 5: you're gonna have to be a little bit more compromised.
Speaker 2: I guess, did you really think if you married her,
Speaker 2: you was gonna beat the fosse?
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 5: You didn't think that that y'all house. You thought that
Speaker 5: you was in charge of everything. Author, that's author, that's
Speaker 5: not had as well you and Junior. Let me tell you, no, no,
Speaker 5: don't put me over there with author. I know I
Speaker 5: find out month too.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, yeah, but see you see you you
Speaker 5: questioned her, and it's kind of like you this is
Speaker 5: this is an old version.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See see you young and you young fool, and here
Speaker 5: old food. When you hear the old food, it kind
Speaker 5: of makes you go out.
Speaker 2: No, I ain't like that.
Speaker 5: But if you keep on, yeah, you gonna see right
Speaker 5: now you're at the early stage and the foolishness. You're
Speaker 5: not really a fool right now because you're questioning it
Speaker 5: and you're learning as you go off and never learned.
Speaker 5: I can't help you off. Next question, you can't help hell, No,
Speaker 5: I can't help off, all right.
Speaker 7: This one's from Dard.
Speaker 5: Days in my House. Off, I ain't running a damn
Speaker 5: thing either, so I don't know what to tell your partners,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 7: This one's from Dot in Nevada.
Speaker 11: Dot says I'm dating a younger man and he can't
Speaker 11: keep up with my schedule. I would like to see
Speaker 11: him every night for sex, but he said he has
Speaker 11: other things that are more pressing.
Speaker 7: That he's got to get done. How can he be
Speaker 7: too busy to have sex every night?
Speaker 5: Because he's a younger man and he's working on his
Speaker 5: grind and hustle. And until he get his grind and
Speaker 5: hustle together, he ain't got time for sex every night.
Speaker 5: This still young dude trying to get his paper up,
Speaker 5: trying to get his career move right. That's why he
Speaker 5: ain't got time. You thought you was gonna hire a
Speaker 5: little boy toy, But little boy toy got a plan.
Speaker 2: I want every night every night. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Sometimes women think they more than they are. Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, you know you don't want this? Hello, No, not
Speaker 5: everything you ain't all that. Sometimes all this is too
Speaker 5: damn much to her, pulling out all the trunks and
Speaker 5: stuff under the bed. I ain't asked for all that.
Speaker 5: I don't want all that tonight. I don't know how
Speaker 5: to cut that one on. I don't know how that operates.
Speaker 5: I don't like that noise in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I don't like all that.
Speaker 1: But she wrote the letter that asked for advice, and
Speaker 1: you kind of well, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want them feathers I don't like. I don't like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want do this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not doing it every night too much. Don't
Speaker 5: nobody want this every you don't?
Speaker 2: So what should she do?
Speaker 7: Get with someone who does want it every night?
Speaker 5: Well, see, if he's a great guy, let you do
Speaker 5: get his hustle in his work on. He can't come
Speaker 5: by there every night, all right, guy, Okay, Well he
Speaker 5: doing something.
Speaker 2: You wanted it. You want it every night, and he don't.
Speaker 7: She said, he can't keep up with her.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just knew alert news alert.
Speaker 9: Men don't want it every night, ladies, trust news alert
Speaker 9: We don't not from the same.
Speaker 2: To the break right.
Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes twenty minutes after the hour
Speaker 11: We'll have more of this ignorant show right after this.
Speaker 2: I hate the men on the shop.
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Speaker 12: Morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, So this is great news and not surprising
Speaker 11: at all because this young man is just amazing, so amazing.
Speaker 11: Jalen Hurts, Okay, the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, just
Speaker 11: earned a master's degree in human relations from the University
Speaker 11: of Oklahoma.
Speaker 7: This just happened on Friday.
Speaker 11: As a native of Houston, Texas, Hurts played college ball
Speaker 11: at the University of Alabama, where he earned a bachelor's
Speaker 11: degree in Communication and Information sciences in just three years.
Speaker 11: In twenty nineteen, Hurts transferred to Oklahoma to pursue his
Speaker 11: master's degree. So congratulation from Bretz to Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 7: And he's cute. Did we mention that he's so cute?
Speaker 2: I'm going back and play for Houston.
Speaker 1: We've been transferred to play ball.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll give you a round applause. So I applaud
Speaker 5: people who get educated. Man, going to high education. That's
Speaker 5: something I never did. So I applaud people who do that.
Speaker 5: He ain't gonna need none of that though. Day on football.
Speaker 5: Get this guarantee. See those to Joya to get you
Speaker 5: a business somewhere because he will not be working in
Speaker 5: the day on HR department.
Speaker 2: I take that.
Speaker 1: But he loves black women. Shout out to.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yeah, congratulations Jalen. And once again, I just
Speaker 5: respect people to get high education. That's something I never got.
Speaker 5: But I don't want people to get hung.
Speaker 2: Up on that either. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: If you got a degree and it ain't got you
Speaker 5: where you want to get to, why would you go
Speaker 5: get another one of them?
Speaker 13: You know what?
Speaker 11: Because all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
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Speaker 11: we'll play around it.
Speaker 7: Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 11: It it's time now for a rounded? Would you rather
Speaker 11: would be? Would you rather be terrible with names? Just
Speaker 11: terrible with people's names, or would you rather be me?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: Uh huh?
Speaker 7: Would you rather be terrible at recognizing your old friends?
Speaker 7: Which one too, and that comes.
Speaker 8: With age upsets a lot of people too. Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: but that's my line. Yeah, I remember, you can't tell
Speaker 8: you who you is though I remember?
Speaker 1: But do they say you real? Hollywood?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh you don't remember me? Did you get that?
Speaker 9: Then they try to, but then they go to something like, okay,
Speaker 9: it was it was it was you and Steve and
Speaker 9: y'all in the radio, and I was on the front
Speaker 9: road where you'all was doing a reload.
Speaker 11: It was at home.
Speaker 9: Depot by eight years ago. And Charlotte, you don't remember that,
Speaker 9: And I remember what I told you. I said, dude,
Speaker 9: are you serious? Are you serious?
Speaker 7: Is it easier to do that? Do that or just
Speaker 7: say yeah, I remember you? Oh yeah, o depot like
Speaker 7: you knowing?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tried not to lie like that though. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: ain't got nothing for you, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather always always eat all meat well done?
Speaker 11: Or would you rather eat soggy cereal? Well done meat
Speaker 11: or soggy cereal? I don't want that, so see now,
Speaker 11: so well done, I.
Speaker 2: Need some crunch in my cereal. Yeah, I can't eat
Speaker 2: that well done as it's meat.
Speaker 7: That's so you're gonna you're going with the cereal?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even got to steal no damn waist.
Speaker 9: I guess we're just gonna drink the milk and leave
Speaker 9: the soggy part in the bund.
Speaker 2: Well, man, ain't like I ain't had a real lymph
Speaker 2: corn flake before.
Speaker 6: He like.
Speaker 2: You and hanging off that spoon. He piling up on
Speaker 2: that high.
Speaker 5: You know, if it's actually good, you get a big,
Speaker 5: big spoon of that lymp ass corn flake, you actually
Speaker 5: go down pretty good.
Speaker 2: My father in law, he loves raising brand.
Speaker 5: But you have to pour the milk on the razor
Speaker 5: brand and let it sit for about thirty minutes before
Speaker 5: he eat.
Speaker 2: Soft.
Speaker 5: Hey man, let me tell you when he first came
Speaker 5: to the house and did that, and I saw it
Speaker 5: on the table and threw it away. I said, man,
Speaker 5: he let this go bad boy. He came in there
Speaker 5: looking for that seal. He said, we're in the well
Speaker 5: through this seal. I ain't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 7: What would you rather sleep with the air on sixty five?
Speaker 11: Sleep with your wife with the air on sixty five,
Speaker 11: or would you rather sleep alone on the couch with
Speaker 11: the air on seventy two?
Speaker 2: The couch all day? I have been frozen a miny night.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 5: Me and Tommy we ball hit it that little happy
Speaker 5: coming out that vent in that room sixty It feel
Speaker 5: like somebody that licked you on the top of your
Speaker 5: head and it's not blowing on it.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel the whole damn night. Feet in
Speaker 2: head is freezing.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I woke up with the flu. All right, Junior,
Speaker 5: got heir, We'll be back.
Speaker 11: We're gonna drest well with the last break of the
Speaker 11: day and some closing remarks from the one and only
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day,
Speaker 11: last break of the day on this Wednesday.
Speaker 7: It's been a good day.
Speaker 5: Hey, can I say something before we before I take
Speaker 5: some questions from y'all.
Speaker 2: It's about the Ja Moran situation in Memphis.
Speaker 5: You know, I feel badly for the city of Memphis
Speaker 5: because they have a real chance at a great basketball team.
Speaker 5: Of course, Memphis, like other big cities, has other problems crime,
Speaker 5: you know, gun violence, you know, it's major problems over here.
Speaker 5: So John Morant is not a major problem for Memphis.
Speaker 5: But I've been thinking more and more about this young
Speaker 5: cat man, and I you know, look, I've been reading
Speaker 5: a lot of commentary about what people are saying, and
Speaker 5: it amazes me the number of people who keep trying
Speaker 5: to make allowances for what has happened. Give him a break,
Speaker 5: he young. He twenty three, he's surrounded by the wrong people.
Speaker 5: You know, friends should look out for him. At what
Speaker 5: point do we have to bear up to our own responsibility,
Speaker 5: Because at twenty three you are old enough to know better.
Speaker 5: Think about the people in your family, think about your life.
Speaker 5: At twenty three, when were you brandishing a gun? I mean,
Speaker 5: just think about it, And I mean not many multi
Speaker 5: millionaires brandish guns.
Speaker 2: Not many. Not many.
Speaker 5: If God puts you in a place, appreciate the place.
Speaker 5: Don't keep going back to what God then delivered you from.
Speaker 5: And y'all is not even going back. He wasn't raised
Speaker 5: that way. This guy's talent level is so extreme that
Speaker 5: he has been a star athlete the majority of his life.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure in high school he was that dude.
Speaker 5: In college he was that dude. And now he in
Speaker 5: the Memphis Grizzly and he that dude again. We allow
Speaker 5: some people to slide through the cracks and crevices of responsibility.
Speaker 5: But to whom much is given, much is required. Stop
Speaker 5: telling me Steve he only twenty three years old. Give
Speaker 5: him a break. It's a lot of twenty three year
Speaker 5: olds in the league right now. They not on Facebook live.
Speaker 5: They not going live brandishing guns. You can't have the
Speaker 5: same thing happen to you twice and you don't learn
Speaker 5: the lesson. This is about taking responsibility yourself.
Speaker 2: This ain't his friend's fault. This is his fault. This
Speaker 2: comes from if.
Speaker 5: His father would get off the sideline and stop shining
Speaker 5: and grinning with all these damn celebrities and taking advantage
Speaker 5: of your son's notoriety and fame and start acting like
Speaker 5: somebody's daddy instead of his friend. You get his boy
Speaker 5: a shot before he messed up his life and career,
Speaker 5: spent his whole life playing this game. He is at
Speaker 5: the highest level of it right now. There's no bigger
Speaker 5: stage than that NBA. It's the ultimate And this catch
Speaker 5: out hre can ball doog. But when you sign that contract,
Speaker 5: there's a conduct clause in all of these leaves and
Speaker 5: you have to hear to it. So stop making excuses.
Speaker 5: And we're not gonna use this mental illness thing either.
Speaker 5: We're gonna stop using that because some of this stuff
Speaker 5: ain't mental illness. Now, Tommy says something earlier. Tommy said,
Speaker 5: what if that gun go off? Wow, Tommy said this,
Speaker 5: what if that gun go off? And you and you
Speaker 5: shoot somebody for you to messed up two lines. Now
Speaker 5: yours in there because guns go off all the time.
Speaker 5: Jason Williams was an NBA basketball player, had a gun house,
Speaker 5: a shot gun, playing with it and kill the limo
Speaker 5: driver in his house.
Speaker 2: I remember then they tried to cover that up.
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom.
Speaker 5: Boris Plexico Bears shot hisself in the leg.
Speaker 2: With a gun in a club in New York.
Speaker 5: I'm pad y'all stop making excuses and we got we
Speaker 5: Now something has to happen now now, ain't no need
Speaker 5: of y'all talking about this cause he black. We could,
Speaker 5: we can take that one off the table because the
Speaker 5: NBA gonna come down hard on this kid. But they
Speaker 5: they let him off the hook easy with that eight games.
Speaker 5: It ain't gonna be eight games this time. This thing
Speaker 5: ain't gonna be ugly. Ain't no lesson like a bault
Speaker 5: Lesson because he fitting to lose hundreds of millions of dollars.
Speaker 5: This could cost him hundreds of millions because the sponsors
Speaker 5: not gonna stay with him.
Speaker 11: Yes, sir, I have a question between these young guys
Speaker 11: in their twenties and between them getting into the the
Speaker 11: league and making all this money, where is the They've
Speaker 11: never had this kind of money before they came from
Speaker 11: wherever they came from. Then they're all of a sudden
Speaker 11: thrust into this role model position, this big money position.
Speaker 11: What I mean, what happens between that time when they
Speaker 11: have nothing to the money? Where Why isn't there something
Speaker 11: set up or is there where to train them to,
Speaker 11: you know, to get them? Do you understand what I'm
Speaker 11: trying to say? There needs to be something. There's a
Speaker 11: gap there between nothing in something.
Speaker 2: But they've been on a pedal stal from since they
Speaker 2: were kids. You know, these guys at a superstar, they've
Speaker 2: been on a pedestal. They've been by the whole time.
Speaker 9: So now when you get to the league, now we
Speaker 9: adding the money to it, so now it's even it's
Speaker 9: bigger than that, it's huge.
Speaker 5: You know, the NBA has programs, the NFL has program
Speaker 5: I'm actually working on a program right now with the
Speaker 5: NBA and the NFL with the Players Association to try
Speaker 5: to help bridge that gap.
Speaker 2: But there is there is nothing, no school for this.
Speaker 2: You just have to learn the lesson.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you substructive behavior.
Speaker 5: You got to add whatever age you run into this money,
Speaker 5: you got to understand the blessing that it is.
Speaker 2: I ran up been to some money around thirty eight,
Speaker 2: thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Dude, good fay.
Speaker 2: You have some sense when you go wrong.
Speaker 5: If I'd have ran up in this money twenty five,
Speaker 5: I'd have ruined it, but it not wouldn't have been
Speaker 5: causing no damn gun.
Speaker 2: Hey y'all, y'all have a great day. We just talked it.
Speaker 2: Talk to God, he loved to hear and talk to job.
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