Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
Speaker 1: love reading the reviews, but your mom left us three stars.
Speaker 2: What the well, she has a point, it's not that good.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that please?
Speaker 3: Leagas?
Speaker 1: Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full show starts
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: Love Island, Paradise, Hotel, farm Boy, hot Tub, the World.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're obsessed with steamy reality dating shows right now,
Speaker 4: but maybe the hottest one yet was just announced because
Speaker 4: ABC says they're officially coming out with a brand new
Speaker 4: dating series this fall called The Golden Bachelor, which is
Speaker 4: basically The Bachelor, but with all senior citizens.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Alexis and I were literally just talking about this.
Speaker 2: This isn't a joke. It's real.
Speaker 6: And according to ABC quote, one hopeless romantic is given
Speaker 6: a second chance at love in the search for a
Speaker 6: partner with whom to share the sunset years of their life.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh my dime.
Speaker 6: De Shine may.
Speaker 7: Put my Kissing Dangers in and googlem and forgam I mean.
Speaker 1: It's never gonna be the Bachelorette because there's not enough
Speaker 1: like old men, Like if you go to any senior home,
Speaker 1: it's like one guy to twenty women.
Speaker 2: It's a good time.
Speaker 8: I can't wait for the dates to start at three pm.
Speaker 6: They drunk, the women arriving at the mansion and have
Speaker 6: a lifetime of experience through love, loss, and laughter, hoping
Speaker 6: for a spark that ignites a future full of endless possibility.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, But the only thing I'm concerned about
Speaker 1: is that the limo is going to pull up and
Speaker 1: the women are actually only going to be like forty
Speaker 1: two years old. He's going to be kind of insulting.
Speaker 2: To me, That's the only thing about.
Speaker 6: It's like my grandpa has hard enough time remembering the
Speaker 6: names of his own family members.
Speaker 2: A twenty six Complete Strangers.
Speaker 6: We don't have an official release date on this yet,
Speaker 6: but you know, Alexis is going to be watching, hoping
Speaker 6: to speak her way onto the show somehow. So now
Speaker 6: that we've heard about the steamiest show on television, let's
Speaker 6: get into the steamiest segment in morning.
Speaker 2: Radio, the shock Collar Question of the Day.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, this is a little bit strange because I'm
Speaker 6: looking at a different face than we normally look at
Speaker 6: when we do this segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look down a little bit further I'm not.
Speaker 6: Sure what's going on, but I guess I'll toss it
Speaker 6: over to our technical director, Ashton, a shorter than Ja.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't know what is happening. Ashton.
Speaker 5: Well, I know most of you think digital Jake is
Speaker 5: absent today because he's tending to pre wedding duties before he.
Speaker 9: Ties Yes Mary Saturday from here Jake, Yes, but that
Speaker 9: couldn't be farther from the truth.
Speaker 5: In reality, the very next three days we're planned ahead
Speaker 5: of time because he was sick.
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with all of you.
Speaker 5: Yes, so where is Jake?
Speaker 1: You shun't ask, okay, we won't.
Speaker 9: Then, in order to store his inner piece, he's taken
Speaker 9: an eternal vow of silence, okay, and he's checked himself
Speaker 9: into a Tibetan retreat of solitude in the Himalayas.
Speaker 1: He's in the Himalayas.
Speaker 6: He called himself and told me, yes he called during
Speaker 6: his vow of silence.
Speaker 1: Yes, cell phones are allowed. I mean it's a modern
Speaker 1: day Tibetan.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the vow of silence phone booth, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But anyways, with that art that has been said, this
Speaker 5: time for another one and done shot colored question of
Speaker 5: the that's all right.
Speaker 1: Should just having to run all of his own sound too?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 5: Well, starting with alexis.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Alexis.
Speaker 5: Back in nineteen thirty, the original filling for Twinkies was
Speaker 5: cream of mushroom. True or falsees, there's no way right.
Speaker 1: That's discussing people, and that is true. Wouldn't like the
Speaker 1: old peoples be petitioning now to like bring it back
Speaker 1: or something. I feel like they'd be like, do it.
Speaker 4: Maybe they'll feature it on the Golden bedskies anyone.
Speaker 1: It's just so rough, it's not true. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: going with.
Speaker 2: You said false and it was a banana that that was.
Speaker 5: The It's good I still do that, I think, so okay,
Speaker 5: brook onto you?
Speaker 1: Oh me? Okay.
Speaker 5: So the world record duration for balancing a lawnmower on
Speaker 5: your chin is twenty two minutes? Is the real number
Speaker 5: higher or lower?
Speaker 6: Are you picturing one of those jahn Deere riding lawnmowers,
Speaker 6: because That's what I'm visualizing.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: My first is could they take the engine out and
Speaker 1: then still be considered balancing it on their chid? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 6: Or what if it's just one of those push mowers
Speaker 6: that doesn't have an engine at all.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like an old school one that just has spin.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: a real lawn mower.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I come from a rural I
Speaker 1: feel like somebody could spend a lot of time trying
Speaker 1: to perfect this. I think it's higher higher.
Speaker 5: Brook says it's higher, and.
Speaker 12: Wow is it?
Speaker 5: The real time was thirty minutes?
Speaker 2: Put on your resume.
Speaker 5: Soxus and Brook are safe. We're gonna move on to
Speaker 5: Jose Jose Us. Postage stamps may only feature people who
Speaker 5: are fictional or dead.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 11: I know this well.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to think. I don't remember last time even
Speaker 8: saw postage damp. But when I was a kid, they
Speaker 8: always are dead people and.
Speaker 11: It's always like a historical figure.
Speaker 6: Susan B.
Speaker 11: Anthony.
Speaker 1: I was definitely a stamp collectors child, a lot of
Speaker 1: stamp conventions. Yeah, it's only old people. There's no other
Speaker 1: kids there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, I was the only child.
Speaker 8: I would imagine if they did have a live people,
Speaker 8: it'd be like Justin Bieber on a stamp, and it would.
Speaker 1: Be like share me trying to get gen z into
Speaker 1: I always said mail if I could get a shirtless
Speaker 1: Harry Styles stamp.
Speaker 2: On an envelope just for fun, save the male industry.
Speaker 11: I think that I say it's true.
Speaker 5: You said true, and it's really yeah. It was true
Speaker 5: up until twenty eleven, and then they.
Speaker 2: Changed the.
Speaker 1: Who was it that they came out with.
Speaker 5: It's a good question.
Speaker 3: Up.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So Brooke and alexis or saved. Jose, you
Speaker 5: are at risk to get shot. And now, Jeff, nearly
Speaker 5: three percent of the ice and Antarctic glaciers is penguin
Speaker 5: urine true.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to remember that episode of Planet Earth the
Speaker 6: Penguin p.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine it would be so stinky if that was
Speaker 1: the case.
Speaker 4: But then it gets it gets snowed over penguins's layers
Speaker 4: of I will.
Speaker 1: Say, I know for a fact penguin pe is white,
Speaker 1: and then it's just like any bird, it's white. And
Speaker 1: then if you get the dark part, that's actually the poop.
Speaker 2: Brook the stamp and the penguin conventions.
Speaker 11: Don't get those mixed up.
Speaker 6: Just because I hope it's not true, I'm gonna say, no,
Speaker 6: that's false.
Speaker 5: And you said false to three percent of ice in
Speaker 5: the Arctic being urine, and it's true.
Speaker 1: Don't eat the snow kids.
Speaker 6: Yeah, glacier tastes like all right, since Jose and I
Speaker 6: got ours wrong, we're going to be taking the shot today.
Speaker 6: And somebody wanted to hear sorry not sorry by Demi Lovado.
Speaker 12: Baby, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm not sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're not I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Question of the day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Need more proof that millennials are officially old, then check
Speaker 6: out the eight little words printed on an Amazon box,
Speaker 6: because if you haven't seen the new packaging from the
Speaker 6: retail giant, it says, quote, oh my god, Becky, look
Speaker 6: at this box.
Speaker 1: Makes a lot of reference I recognize.
Speaker 6: A thirty four year old woman from California posted that
Speaker 6: to Twitter with a photo. Her name is Tiffany Hardy,
Speaker 6: and she wrote, my fourteen year old stepson saw this
Speaker 6: Amazon box and was like, what is it even talking about?
Speaker 2: Who's Becky?
Speaker 11: Oh no?
Speaker 6: And then she said I'd like to announce I am
Speaker 6: now ready for the earn And didn't take long before
Speaker 6: that post was shared thousands of times, sparking hundreds and
Speaker 6: hundreds of comments.
Speaker 1: That's so sad.
Speaker 11: It is sad.
Speaker 6: Apparently there's a lot of other millennials who are feeling
Speaker 6: the exact same as her. Another said, my next door
Speaker 6: neighbor is named Becky, and my kids said.
Speaker 2: Mom, I think the Amazon people left Beck's package at
Speaker 2: our house by mistake.
Speaker 6: I can see this, and we just heard alexis a
Speaker 6: lot of gen zers don't know the reference either.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know about the music talks about big butts, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Amazon needs to work that in. Just play that song
Speaker 1: in all of their cars, you know, their delivery truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go, officially old. If you know
Speaker 2: what that means.
Speaker 1: Just age themselves. I know they know who's buying everything.
Speaker 1: You don't have any money. I am on the moms out.
Speaker 6: We officially need to get some laser treatment to rejuvenate us.
Speaker 6: And we can do that laser stories that's coming up
Speaker 6: right after this. It's the radio segment that's launching a
Speaker 6: low carb, woke version of Mister Potato Head.
Speaker 2: It's called Senior Cauliflower Face.
Speaker 6: It's a Hispanic, gender inclusive, gluten free toy.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 6: Finally something Brook will allow her children to play. That's right,
Speaker 6: your cauliflower phrase brought to you by laser stories. It's
Speaker 6: not allowed in this out in the segment read the
Speaker 6: weird news storyes around the glove just like everyone else does,
Speaker 6: except we have a laser. Those other pogo sticklers just don't.
Speaker 6: This first laser story is out of Montana.
Speaker 2: Last weekend, a twenty six.
Speaker 6: Year old driver named Bradley Buttam got pulled over on
Speaker 6: suspicion of dui and at the last minute he tried
Speaker 6: to get out of it. How well, he attempted to
Speaker 6: switch places with his dog, who was in the passenger seat, which.
Speaker 11: Makes you look even more drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, believe it. That's true.
Speaker 10: That's true.
Speaker 6: The deputy actually witnessed this maneuver as he approached the vehicle,
Speaker 6: and that's when Bradley told the cop he must have
Speaker 6: been seeing things because he wasn't driving the car.
Speaker 2: His dog was.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, you're a drunk one.
Speaker 1: Pretty amazing what he could train his dog to do.
Speaker 6: He then introduced the dog to the officer. The dog's
Speaker 6: name is Buddy, Buttom. That's when Buddy held out his
Speaker 6: paw to shake it.
Speaker 1: No, he did it? Did he really?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if the two of them have been
Speaker 6: working on this or what was going on. Either way,
Speaker 6: Bradley got nervous and then hopped out of the car
Speaker 6: and tried to make a run for.
Speaker 3: Home.
Speaker 1: Leave your dog and just runs away. Well, the dog
Speaker 1: puts it into fourth gears b pike me up in.
Speaker 2: The order of person.
Speaker 6: What Bradley didn't expect was Buddy thinking that this was
Speaker 6: a game, so he chased him down and then jumped on.
Speaker 4: His back, knocking him over.
Speaker 1: It's like he's a canine unit, but he's.
Speaker 6: Like yeah, And he got about twenty yards before being
Speaker 6: caught and arrested. And the other weird thing is the dog.
Speaker 6: Buddy wasn't the only other passenger in the car.
Speaker 11: There were people.
Speaker 6: There were two sober people in the back seat. It's
Speaker 6: unclear why Bradley didn't try to switch with them.
Speaker 1: Why why they didn't insist on driving.
Speaker 2: Obviously he wasn't in the sharpest state of mind.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, the dog thing will work.
Speaker 6: This next Lazer story has had a processed meat city dude.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not, The.
Speaker 6: Oscar Meyer wienermobile has been around for eighty seven years. Yikes,
Speaker 6: but that run may be coming to an end. Whoa,
Speaker 6: it's because oscar Meyer just announced they're changing the name
Speaker 6: from the Wienermobile to the Frankmobile.
Speaker 1: Don't take my Wienermobile from meah, And no it's not
Speaker 1: because people now have a problem with the word Wiener.
Speaker 6: And you're like, shut up, and this is actually a
Speaker 6: marketing thing and the change is meant to promote a
Speaker 6: new recipe which they're going to be rolling out this summer.
Speaker 6: The new formula for their all be Franks will feature
Speaker 6: a more balanced flavor profile and iconic beefy taste.
Speaker 1: Give me dog and good.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they should just drop the mobile and just make
Speaker 11: it all weaner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not the big beef Mobile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like either. I like the Widermobile.
Speaker 6: Oscar Meyer still thinks you need the Frank in there
Speaker 6: somewhere for the frankfurters.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Many on social media have been against it, yeah, saying
Speaker 6: the Wienermobile is iconic, so it's hard to believe this
Speaker 6: will be a permanent change, But a spokesperson for the
Speaker 6: company was being coy about it, saying they're trying out
Speaker 6: the name to see if it cuts the mustard.
Speaker 11: Okay, changing the golden arches so like.
Speaker 1: The few yellow Yeah, the yellow humps actually be.
Speaker 6: Better Yo, his next laser stories out of AI headquarters.
Speaker 1: They have a headquarters already.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Why does it seem like the latest technology is always
Speaker 6: five percent cool, five percent useful, and then ninety percent terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, because we're about to be out of jobs?
Speaker 6: Is that why Apple has an mobile feature in the
Speaker 6: pipeline that will allow your phone to replicate your own voice?
Speaker 1: No, really, don't do it. I mean talk about getting
Speaker 1: scammed and these late night phone calls and you don't
Speaker 1: really want to make family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your mom.
Speaker 1: Y mother's day.
Speaker 6: After only about fifteen minutes of reading prompts and training,
Speaker 6: it'll do it.
Speaker 1: What you guys, They're just gonna do this with our
Speaker 1: voice and make this show right will well.
Speaker 6: Apple says it's meant to make their devices more inclusive
Speaker 6: for people that have disabilities, for example, people with conditions
Speaker 6: like als where they start to lose their voice over time.
Speaker 1: I can support that, God, Or is it Apple just
Speaker 1: tricking us to make us feel.
Speaker 6: Bad of I mean, truthfully, it's probably gonna be only
Speaker 6: about one percent of how it's actually used.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's what you guys said.
Speaker 6: People are afraid of scammers getting their hands on it,
Speaker 6: TikTokers using it to pull pranks.
Speaker 1: I've heard that like this is already happening where people
Speaker 1: are disguising their Like scammers are using people's AI voice
Speaker 1: to call family members and say that it's them. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: That is brilliant? Is what is good for them? Next?
Speaker 6: Their stories out of workplace Central companies are still trying
Speaker 6: to get people back to the office while everyone working
Speaker 6: from home is like, Noah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Good, Yeah, must be nice.
Speaker 2: So what could they do to make us want to
Speaker 2: come back?
Speaker 6: A poll was done of over two thousand workers and
Speaker 6: here's the top things they said might get them to
Speaker 6: stop working from home.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Number five on.
Speaker 6: Site games like video game systems and pool tables.
Speaker 8: Dude, if there was a PlayStation in this studio, I
Speaker 8: would never get any work done, which I don't really anyway.
Speaker 1: But wouldn't it just be shorter work days? Like I
Speaker 1: feel like that would be a better game.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly, I'd rather play a home.
Speaker 6: Number four. Let people bring their kids pets with them
Speaker 6: to work.
Speaker 1: I would love if we had kids and puppies, pets.
Speaker 6: That is chaos, get less work done.
Speaker 1: Than well, you still be working, just in a different way, right, taking.
Speaker 2: Care of you could let the kids play the video games.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, oh, the kids can just come in and
Speaker 1: do our job.
Speaker 6: That's true to be better than AI, it's kind of insulting.
Speaker 2: Number three free food creaming.
Speaker 1: You just said this. Yes, we got food like once
Speaker 1: in a year.
Speaker 6: The sandwich launch is a lot cheaper when you work
Speaker 6: from home, so that would be a big boost for people.
Speaker 6: Number two mandatory breaks here, no more eating at.
Speaker 2: Your desk while you keep on working.
Speaker 6: You would have to take a break and eat at
Speaker 6: an abandoned workspace where a previous employee was.
Speaker 1: Laid off, covered in tears death. So salty make you.
Speaker 2: Appreciate your job.
Speaker 6: And finally, the number one perk that would get people
Speaker 6: back into the office, they say free drinks. The poll
Speaker 6: found our favorite things to drink while at work are
Speaker 6: coffee water, whiskey, iced coffee, tea juice, and flavored vodka.
Speaker 3: We just threw.
Speaker 1: Whiskey in the mix of that. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: there was vodka.
Speaker 6: Yeah, white claw didn't make the top one. There's no
Speaker 6: drinking on the job for this guy. He's too busy
Speaker 6: working on his new hit song back.
Speaker 2: That shell up. Wait for it to drop on iTunes.
Speaker 2: That song mean is laser story that come to an
Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again the same
Speaker 2: time on.
Speaker 3: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: What if I.
Speaker 6: Said, next year, with one hundred percent certainty, your life
Speaker 6: is going to get better and easier because of two
Speaker 6: new inventions that are coming to the market. Okay, one
Speaker 6: involves any type of public event you'll attend, whether it's
Speaker 6: at a theme park, a ballgame, jailhouse, circumcision.
Speaker 2: Muzzle top by the way.
Speaker 6: The other one is going to happen right in your home,
Speaker 6: and it may cost you a little bit of money,
Speaker 6: I will admit that, but it will change your life forever. Brooke,
Speaker 6: I think, is going to have this. Jose is going
Speaker 6: to be jealous that Brook can afford it. You're going
Speaker 6: to hear what they are coming up at seventeen with chat,
Speaker 6: GPT and all the crazy new AI technology coming out.
Speaker 2: The world is changing faster than ever.
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like I have whiplash.
Speaker 6: In fact, just in the last ten seconds, Apple released
Speaker 6: seven new generations of iPhones and implantable smart watch that
Speaker 6: you're supposed.
Speaker 2: To put in your foot. Oh my god, we can't
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: Still can't get Jose to buy it. Bubble over there.
Speaker 6: The newest tech innovation is going to have this entire
Speaker 6: room salivating.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: And apparently could be on the market as soon as
Speaker 2: next year.
Speaker 1: Does that have to do with food?
Speaker 2: It does. It's called the Hines Remix.
Speaker 1: Hines like the Ketchup.
Speaker 2: I'll show you a p make sure of it. Here
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 6: It's like a two and a half foot wide, two
Speaker 6: foot deep automated sauce dispenser. And if you've ever if
Speaker 6: you've gone to any fast food place lately that they
Speaker 6: have those big fancy touch screen soda machines.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you have one of those, you
Speaker 1: are instantly my kid's favorite.
Speaker 6: Restaurant, because like a million different types of yeah yeah,
Speaker 6: but if you look right next to that right now,
Speaker 6: it's just like a cardboard box of loose ketchup packets.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, but.
Speaker 6: Not anymore but Pine's Remix. And here's how it works.
Speaker 6: It features a big touch screen and you start with
Speaker 6: four bases that you can choose from Pine's Ketchup, Ranch,
Speaker 6: fifty seven sauce or barbecue.
Speaker 1: Did get out of here. I love it. I love
Speaker 1: it already. I'll tell you right now. My favorite sauce
Speaker 1: ever is the campfire sauce at Red Robin, hands down
Speaker 1: the best sauce ever made. And if I can recreate
Speaker 1: that at any restaurant I go to.
Speaker 2: So basically you can.
Speaker 6: After you choose your base, then it takes you to
Speaker 6: the enhancement area, which currently includes Holopanos, smoked, Chipotle, buffalo,
Speaker 6: and mango flavors. Yeah, you can make whatever specific side
Speaker 6: sauce you want.
Speaker 2: It'll make it right there.
Speaker 6: And you can customize the level of intensity too, from
Speaker 6: low medium to high mango.
Speaker 1: Are they going to be mad when I just go
Speaker 1: to the restaurant to just eat sauces, mouthing it right.
Speaker 4: Underneath a dispenser dip?
Speaker 6: So if you want to barbecue buffalo mango sauce extra hot,
Speaker 6: eight seconds later, it is done right there.
Speaker 2: In a cup for you.
Speaker 6: And they say, the opportunities for this dispenser is unlimited.
Speaker 6: You'll see them at movie theaters, ballparks, cafeterias.
Speaker 1: You could do it with butter at the movie.
Speaker 2: Theater and the machine only needs to be refilled once
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm so smart, scared of technology some days,
Speaker 1: so thankful for others.
Speaker 6: And that's not the only piece of hot future tech
Speaker 6: that's blowing people's minds right now. Okay, because also coming
Speaker 6: soon is life size robot Butler's.
Speaker 2: This is real.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen. I was excited about the robot vacuums and
Speaker 1: then I got one, and all I ever do is
Speaker 1: just search for it under a couch and then have
Speaker 1: to pull it out, and then you have to empty
Speaker 1: the dustpan every five seconds.
Speaker 6: Okay, bitter Betty, just listen to a second. I've even
Speaker 6: told you what this is. It started last year when
Speaker 6: Amazon acquired I Robot, the makers of Rumba, and now
Speaker 6: they're in a race against Elon Musk with his Tesla
Speaker 6: robotic humanoid.
Speaker 2: Okay, and they're just a few years away.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: They say, from every single house owning robots that will
Speaker 6: do all of your household chores for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't believe it.
Speaker 11: I love it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna pre apologize for this old reference, but it
Speaker 6: looks like Rosy from the Jetsons, the robot really who
Speaker 6: cleans all house, but instead of silver, it's all white.
Speaker 6: Here's a picture of what it's gonna look like, oh interesting,
Speaker 6: it looks like a person.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't have that big a house. This
Speaker 1: thing is huge all the time. Why I know it's
Speaker 1: just not going to work.
Speaker 6: You guys, like, why, will let me tell you what
Speaker 6: this robot butler will do for you?
Speaker 1: Why is it carrying a soccer ball?
Speaker 6: Okay, as you're leading the house, it's like a tag
Speaker 6: team in wrestling. You give it a high five to
Speaker 6: activate it and it wakes up from its slumber. Okay,
Speaker 6: immediately goes and makes your bed for you.
Speaker 11: I want to give it a secret handshake.
Speaker 1: Did it go upstairs?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why not build a little ramp for it? And then
Speaker 6: it's like Grandma, it's able to go to the store
Speaker 6: and get you your groceries if you need them for
Speaker 6: the day, so that you have fresh food every single
Speaker 6: day once you get home.
Speaker 2: Brooke, I know you don't love fresh food.
Speaker 1: I want it to be true, I do. But I
Speaker 1: just know it's going to find a wall and keep
Speaker 1: running into the wall over and over again down the
Speaker 1: block for my house, and I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 1: retrieve it.
Speaker 8: Imagine in the produce department trying to squeeze an avocado.
Speaker 12: Is switching.
Speaker 2: It's all the robots in the grocery store go to
Speaker 2: town on those melons.
Speaker 11: They're like, and I speak to a manager.
Speaker 2: If you'd like it to cook for you, it can.
Speaker 6: You just have to jump on the robots app and
Speaker 6: tell it what food item you want to have prepared
Speaker 6: by the time you get home.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. If it burns your food?
Speaker 6: Is it equipped with an automatic fire extinguisher dispensed from
Speaker 6: its eyes?
Speaker 11: From the eyes?
Speaker 2: I haven't read the manual yet, but I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: yes yet.
Speaker 11: I wanted to go from below the waist because it
Speaker 11: looks funny.
Speaker 6: Plus vacuums while it moves around your house because the
Speaker 6: entire base is basically.
Speaker 2: A giant vacuum room, so it's.
Speaker 6: Always constantly vacuuming and cleaning.
Speaker 1: And how much is it? It's gonna be what seventy
Speaker 1: thousand dollars?
Speaker 6: I'll get to the price in just a second. Brook
Speaker 6: Because it can also play with your kids for you.
Speaker 12: I know it.
Speaker 1: That's weird, man. Kids need human interaction. They don't need
Speaker 1: to be playing with it.
Speaker 11: Also, root interaction broke. They're always on their iPads. That's
Speaker 11: what's the difference.
Speaker 2: But there's bad parents out there too, Yeah, thinks they
Speaker 2: need these.
Speaker 6: It can pack your bags for you before you go
Speaker 6: on a trip. It can read you a book. It
Speaker 6: can even wash and fold your laundry.
Speaker 1: For laundry folding is a major if it actually works.
Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent on board.
Speaker 2: But you know you still don't sound convinced.
Speaker 6: What if I told you it can be programmed to
Speaker 6: surprise you with a glass of wine right when you
Speaker 6: walk in the front Desk's husband going to do that
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 11: Someone had a bad day at work. I don't bet
Speaker 11: you've never had a good day at word.
Speaker 6: Let me massage your feet for you, they say. Starting price, Brooke,
Speaker 6: you're asking about this is going to be around twenty
Speaker 6: thousand dollars less than you thought.
Speaker 10: The child care that.
Speaker 1: I love, the dip thing in my house.
Speaker 6: It comes with a dipper already in wait for the
Speaker 6: future to come. We're gonna help you pass the time
Speaker 6: with a phone tap.
Speaker 3: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, it's a.
Speaker 6: Rare occasion when we get an email from a spouse
Speaker 6: who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please, please,
Speaker 6: please please prank the person who's staying in the room
Speaker 6: with me before we leave the hotel. It's an emergency one,
Speaker 6: so we had to act quick and we tell a
Speaker 6: guy he is officially not allowed on the premises anymore
Speaker 6: because we've done our investigation and tabbed him as the
Speaker 6: hotel's notorious breakfast bar bandit.
Speaker 2: We'll see how he reacts in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 3: It's another.
Speaker 2: On the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four oh six?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 10: Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is Sue Render from hotel management.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four
Speaker 1: nights with us, but unfortunately we're going to have to
Speaker 1: cut that a little short.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: What We're going.
Speaker 1: To need you out by noon today.
Speaker 10: By noon today, that's twelve.
Speaker 1: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved.
Speaker 1: Are we clear?
Speaker 10: I'm sorry? Hold on, I still have two more days.
Speaker 10: I've already paid for the four nights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and in those two days, our staff has noted
Speaker 1: multiple violations when it comes to the complimentary breakfast bar.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary.
Speaker 13: You don't understand it's included, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you're playing dumb.
Speaker 10: I'm not playing dumb. I just don't understand what you're
Speaker 10: talking about.
Speaker 1: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that
Speaker 1: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both
Speaker 1: days you've eaten four waffles.
Speaker 10: Hold on, hold on? Are you really kicking me out
Speaker 10: of the hotel because of my waffle eatitch? Right now,
Speaker 10: that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack
Speaker 1: of waffles blocking your view.
Speaker 10: But it's complimentary. It is a complimentary breakfast. What is
Speaker 10: What does the amount of waffles that I eat have
Speaker 10: anything to do with the fact that I paid?
Speaker 13: You're right for the hotel.
Speaker 1: You're right. If it was just the waffles, we could
Speaker 1: look past that. But those were minor infractions compared to
Speaker 1: everything else you did.
Speaker 10: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, you think that the staff wasn't tracking
Speaker 1: how many bananas you put in your knapsack before you
Speaker 1: lef wait.
Speaker 10: I am allowed to take bananas out? There is no
Speaker 10: signs that says no bananas taking for snacking.
Speaker 1: Listen, we don't need a sign for that. I just
Speaker 1: watched a video of a small child who wandered over
Speaker 1: to the fruit bowl, put his little hand in there,
Speaker 1: and came out with nothing. Why do you know how
Speaker 1: hungry that poor child is right now?
Speaker 10: He's probably not hungry at all because he's at a
Speaker 10: complementary breakfast bar where there's thousands of options.
Speaker 1: And he's alerge to all of them except for bananas.
Speaker 13: Oh give me a freaking break.
Speaker 10: Do not make me feel guilty because some child didn't
Speaker 10: get a banana.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine
Speaker 1: with your breakfast?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Move on to that point, shall we.
Speaker 10: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa, which
Speaker 10: should be available for the prices you guys are charging.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar.
Speaker 10: Well, I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would
Speaker 1: like to remind you that this is a lakinta. Okay,
Speaker 1: it is a glassy place. Sneak it off in your
Speaker 1: room like everybody else.
Speaker 10: Display thing classy my air conditioning barely work.
Speaker 1: Your ironic red shirt that says I made a hole
Speaker 1: in one. Everyone knows what that means.
Speaker 10: It's a golf shirt. I got it from a tournament
Speaker 10: because I actually made a hole in one.
Speaker 11: Right, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, I guess I should have just moved your reservation
Speaker 1: to the next weekend when the Swinger's Convention is in town.
Speaker 13: That is offensive.
Speaker 10: You are bringing up a sexual comment because I'm wearing
Speaker 10: a golf shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really
Speaker 1: using those two bananas for. Huh. That's what they all say,
Speaker 1: including your wife Erica. She called you a snack as well.
Speaker 13: I don't know what you're talking How do you know
Speaker 13: her name? What is happening right now?
Speaker 1: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up
Speaker 1: for this prank phone call?
Speaker 10: Wait what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is that the hotel. It's actually Brun from
Speaker 1: the radio show Broke a Jeffrey in the morning. We're
Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13: You kidding Melas.
Speaker 1: That you're like cleaning out the breakfast bar at the
Speaker 1: hotel right now, and you're actually proud of I mean,
Speaker 1: it is free. But there is one small child crying
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, he's.
Speaker 1: Just staring at a banana peel on the floor that
Speaker 1: you left.
Speaker 10: Say, well, he needs at there faster than.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 1: I do agree with that.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning was so dam weekday mornings on
Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Women might not realize this, but before going out on
Speaker 6: a big date, there's certain things guys do to help
Speaker 6: boost their self confidence. Yeay, like what They'll knock out
Speaker 6: twenty push ups real quick in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: They'll take a couple shots of Jaeger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and most importantly, we'll watch the snow kiss scene
Speaker 4: in Bridget jones diary.
Speaker 2: Because he's so checked up. Nice boys don't kiss like that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they do no.
Speaker 3: Talking.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, for one of our listeners, none of those.
Speaker 6: Tricks would have boosted his ego enough to handle the
Speaker 6: site that he saw just as he was picking up
Speaker 6: his date. He admit ruined the rest of the night
Speaker 6: for him. You're gonna hear exactly what happened in your
Speaker 6: brand new second date update right after this second date
Speaker 6: up date. You might remember we did an awkward Tuesday
Speaker 6: phone call a few months back with a guy named
Speaker 6: Aaron because even though him and his ex broke up,
Speaker 6: she was still planning on attending a wedding for their
Speaker 6: mutual friend.
Speaker 2: Aaron thought it was weird.
Speaker 6: Because the grim was his buddy First's back down. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: he wanted our help, and ultimately, I know this is
Speaker 6: probably gonna sound weird, but we had to flip a
Speaker 6: coin in the studio.
Speaker 1: That's right. I couldn't remember how that ended. Who ended
Speaker 1: up going to the wedding? Heard him?
Speaker 6: Aaron lost and Aaron, I don't please tell me you
Speaker 6: still went to your buddy's wedding anyway, rules Jeff, No,
Speaker 6: I didn't go.
Speaker 2: Yeah you.
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 1: You still give a gift though, Aaron? What kind of
Speaker 1: friend are you send a gift?
Speaker 13: Yeah? I gave a gift and was kind of a
Speaker 13: spiteful one. I got him like a five dollars gift
Speaker 13: certificate to the Starbucks.
Speaker 1: I can't even get you a drink it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's just anything at Starbucks. It's like just below
Speaker 13: a coffee.
Speaker 2: Anything wrong?
Speaker 1: Well, he invited the AX the X Well no, wait,
Speaker 1: she didn't have an invite, did she?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: Ultimately, the weird part is that after all of that
Speaker 6: went downhill for him, Aaron is back again for a
Speaker 6: second date update. Now, so what's going on in your
Speaker 6: love life at the moment?
Speaker 13: So I got another problem here to crack. I met
Speaker 13: this girl on the apps.
Speaker 1: Well we know it wasn't at the wedding, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13: It wasn't dar No, not at all and kind of
Speaker 13: a breath of fresh air for me, like super grounded,
Speaker 13: glow maintenance type of woman. And went on a first date.
Speaker 13: Went good, nothing okay, too crazy, but we had great banter.
Speaker 1: Did you say she's a great dancer?
Speaker 13: Banter?
Speaker 1: Oh? Like, oh cool, you would, Dancy.
Speaker 2: I was more interested in dance moves as well.
Speaker 13: But we had a good time watching the car. We
Speaker 13: did kiss, so that was good.
Speaker 11: Oh probably okay?
Speaker 1: And what was the kiss?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 13: It was good. It was like saying that you're going
Speaker 13: to want to go on a second date without actually
Speaker 13: having to say it. You know. It's one of those okay,
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 11: There's a term called kiss you goodbye.
Speaker 1: There's also a pity kiss. Sorry.
Speaker 2: We know all the depressing types of kisses on this show.
Speaker 13: I've had them all. I've had them all.
Speaker 11: We'll never see a later time.
Speaker 1: You're saying you left feeling really hopeful.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so it did go to a second date.
Speaker 3: It did.
Speaker 1: On a second so it wasn't a sad kiss.
Speaker 13: You read it right, I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, tell us about date number two.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she said come meet me at work, like
Speaker 13: right at the end of her shift or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, weird.
Speaker 6: Well, well, I guess depends on where she works.
Speaker 2: Working a cool place?
Speaker 13: Yeah, well she works. She works at a hotel, oh,
Speaker 13: like four star thing, and I showed up not totally
Speaker 13: sure what she does, like if it's like reservations or
Speaker 13: concierge stuff for I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, but maybe you could break in the pool and
Speaker 1: have a pool party.
Speaker 2: Yeah you said it.
Speaker 8: Was four stars too, right. It sound like it's like
Speaker 8: a dingy motel up the highway.
Speaker 13: So it was very nice.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, different though. Okay.
Speaker 13: She kind of runs out, She's like, hey, I got
Speaker 13: ten more minutes. I gotta wrap some stuff up, and
Speaker 13: then she runs back and I'm as I walk in,
Speaker 13: I'm kind of noticing there's like all these dudes and
Speaker 13: they're all like hot and six foot two, and like the.
Speaker 1: Hot Dude convention at the hotel. I go to that
Speaker 1: every year.
Speaker 11: This is why you go to the four Stars.
Speaker 2: I didn't get my invite this year.
Speaker 11: What happened?
Speaker 13: It looked like there was some sort of thing like
Speaker 13: an agency. I don't know, but she was, I guess,
Speaker 13: wrangling something in the back, like with all of them,
Speaker 13: and she was having the time of her life.
Speaker 8: Well, dude, wouldn't you flip it around you a bunch
Speaker 8: of beautiful formal models.
Speaker 11: You'd probably haven't smile on your face. It doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 11: You're just like enjoying the view, enjoying.
Speaker 13: Your I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 1: Okay, So however.
Speaker 13: However, we go on like mini golf date and see
Speaker 13: I would be doing the same thing she was. You're right,
Speaker 13: but I would also kind of carry that energy through
Speaker 13: to whoever I was dating, hopefully immediately after, and she
Speaker 13: was kind of stand offish. It was just like she
Speaker 13: wasn't treating me that way she was. It was more
Speaker 13: just kind of like there was this distance. But then
Speaker 13: I could have been being weird too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you were being weird. I mean
Speaker 1: just even your mindset in the hotel lobby sounds kind of.
Speaker 8: It also sounds like she's like, bye, hot guys, good
Speaker 8: to see you all right?
Speaker 1: You maybe she used all her for like, you know,
Speaker 1: customer services, yea emotional capacity for the day.
Speaker 2: Did you try anything with her to try and get
Speaker 2: the mood right?
Speaker 13: Yeah? I did, And I only mentioned this thing once.
Speaker 13: I was like, what was going, Oh, we're all those dudes.
Speaker 13: She was like, Oh, it's like this model convention thing,
Speaker 13: and I was no, No, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I get it, Like if I looked into a
Speaker 1: model convention and I was meeting some guy for her
Speaker 1: first date, it would just be a hit to your ego.
Speaker 11: I could see that totally.
Speaker 13: I feel like a solid ache. But then I walked
Speaker 13: in there and I was like, no, I'm I'm a fine.
Speaker 1: Maybe a personality probably sucks you're in her hometown ing,
Speaker 1: that's how it works, I get.
Speaker 3: It, right.
Speaker 6: So are you thinking that overall your attitude that day
Speaker 6: may have affected how your date played out?
Speaker 13: Yeah? And you know I said it the one time.
Speaker 13: I brought it up just to see what she would say,
Speaker 13: and I didn't touch it again because I'm not a
Speaker 13: complete idiot.
Speaker 1: But that's good.
Speaker 13: And then I'm like, was I weird? And then it
Speaker 13: was like if I was a little weird, that was
Speaker 13: She like taking some misread cute and then that snowballed
Speaker 13: into her being weird.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're in your head about this for sure,
Speaker 1: own worst enemy.
Speaker 2: Even the situation le defeat.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the word, thank you.
Speaker 2: And we want to we want to be what's the
Speaker 2: opposite of difference.
Speaker 1: Compared to us. You're gonna look like a nine when
Speaker 1: we get her on the phone. So yeah, we are glad.
Speaker 13: This is radio, you can do that exactly.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna call Natalie and we're gonna send her
Speaker 6: out with a ten personality.
Speaker 1: One Okay, okay, person.
Speaker 6: We'll come back and do your second ate update. I
Speaker 6: really feel for Aaron because right before his second date
Speaker 6: with Natalie, he went to go meet her and there
Speaker 6: was a hotel lobby full of attractive male models chances yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean not good at least they seem to be models,
Speaker 6: And that may have thrown off Aaron's confidence right before
Speaker 6: they went to mini golf. Yeah, and it just made
Speaker 6: me think it must be how all of you feel
Speaker 6: whenever you come into the studio.
Speaker 11: With me, exactly.
Speaker 6: You get intimidated and it throws off your confidence.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do I talk to you?
Speaker 11: I blame you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I apologize for making you guys feel that way.
Speaker 2: I feel really bad. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just you didn't get invited to the model convention,
Speaker 1: and yeah I.
Speaker 2: Didn't because I was invited to the one in Paris.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do the small pond stuff anymore.
Speaker 6: But you know what, this man is going to help
Speaker 6: the man on the phone to meet up with the
Speaker 6: girl that he likes Natalie.
Speaker 2: Again, it just Aaron.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you just didn't put your best foot
Speaker 6: forward with all that stuff going on in the back
Speaker 6: of your mind.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping we could pull it off for you, all right.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks, I kind of stuttered into the whole thing.
Speaker 2: You know, totally.
Speaker 1: And you know, even if you end up telling her that, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just a little thrown off, I think she'd get it,
Speaker 1: like there's there's no personal live that wouldn't feel a
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable walking into unless you are insid a model.
Speaker 8: You know you'd like to hear if you're honest, like
Speaker 8: I was a little insecure and yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Women like it when you project all of your insecurities
Speaker 6: right out into the open.
Speaker 11: Let me, you're gonna have to lie.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 11: This is the model we're talking to, Jeff jeff Nos.
Speaker 1: I think we got this. You got two dates under
Speaker 1: your belt, we get you a third.
Speaker 2: We're good, all right.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's not waste any more time. Let's call it
Speaker 6: right now. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey is this Natalie?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 10: Natal?
Speaker 2: You're You're on the radio right now with Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Natalie, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 14: No way, young Jeffrey, No way, Hi, Jeff right. I
Speaker 14: cannot believe this totally joke that you called me.
Speaker 6: What is just a reference to This is in reference
Speaker 6: to a second date update and a guy that you've
Speaker 6: gone out twice with name Aaron.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, it's just like went in the lottery,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 14: So how did you hear about it?
Speaker 6: Like you know that Aaron emails us and tells us
Speaker 6: a little bit about your date dates plural?
Speaker 2: Actually why though?
Speaker 13: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Because you're not calling him back and he likes you
Speaker 1: any things.
Speaker 11: You don't like him.
Speaker 14: I think it's the other way around.
Speaker 2: But okay, what makes you say that?
Speaker 14: Well, I don't know. I just got like the feeling
Speaker 14: that on our second seat, he seemed a little aloop.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 6: We talked to him about the second date, and he
Speaker 6: mentioned something about trying to meet you at the hotel
Speaker 6: where you work, and there was a bunch of kind
Speaker 6: of attractive guys in the lobby.
Speaker 1: There was there, legit a model convention going on.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, yeah there was.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, but that's my job.
Speaker 1: He thought that too. I mean, it's not like he
Speaker 1: was like jealous or anything like that.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
Speaker 14: I just sensed like maybe he wasn't really that into
Speaker 14: me at that time.
Speaker 13: But the first date went really well.
Speaker 14: But then the second dat he seems like I said,
Speaker 14: stand office a little bit, and I don't know, I
Speaker 14: just sent like a different vibe, and so I was like,
Speaker 14: all right, maybe this guy just really isn't done into me,
Speaker 14: and I kind of backed off a little bit.
Speaker 6: I mean, but you could understand where he's coming from
Speaker 6: because he's around all these you know, apparently really good
Speaker 6: looking male models.
Speaker 1: I think what Jeff saying is like he just took
Speaker 1: a little like hit to the ego as soon as
Speaker 1: he went to meet you, and then it was hard
Speaker 1: for him to kind of get back that confidence he lost.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because he mentioned that you look like you were
Speaker 6: having a lot of fun with them.
Speaker 14: You know, I didn't even really think about that, And
Speaker 14: that's on him, as he's insecure looking. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 14: they're good looking, absolutely.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean their models. But now I rest my case.
Speaker 13: She's like, still I'm here, by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh God, remember how this works, Natalie. Aaron's on the
Speaker 2: other line listening.
Speaker 1: We were doing a good job.
Speaker 2: Er, We're getting the meat of it.
Speaker 14: How quickly I forgot Hello Aaron?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 1: Hi? Hi?
Speaker 13: Sorry? I just thought that your head was kind of
Speaker 13: with the models during many golf and not with me.
Speaker 14: I like you, I'm I was on the date with you.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 13: Their models, they're supposed to be good looking.
Speaker 14: You know, models are good looking, whether they're male, they're female.
Speaker 13: These models were good looking. Oh and they were male.
Speaker 13: So we'll get that out of the way. But she's
Speaker 13: the one that keeps bringing up how good looking these
Speaker 13: guys were. You guys, did hear this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but didn't you hear her on your date? You
Speaker 1: were like, alo, and we're into her, And so that's
Speaker 1: why her attitude change. It didn't have anything to do
Speaker 1: with models.
Speaker 13: I get it, it's fine, but it's like I showed
Speaker 13: up for her because I wanted to be with her,
Speaker 13: and then I felt like her head was somewhere else,
Speaker 13: which was back like a it looks like a bud
Speaker 13: light commercial or something. Well, you're is a bad example,
Speaker 13: maybe not today, but.
Speaker 1: I get like a top gun volleyball scene. Is that
Speaker 1: what we're thinking.
Speaker 6: It's not helping with It's not helping with my focus either,
Speaker 6: So let's refocus because not only what I think Aaron
Speaker 6: is saying is to him, whether it's true or not,
Speaker 6: it felt like you were more interested in hanging out
Speaker 6: with the models that day than hanging out with him.
Speaker 6: That was just a vibe that he got.
Speaker 14: I have to disagree because I'm like that with everybody.
Speaker 14: We're in the business of being happy and creating a
Speaker 14: happy experience for everybody, and I'm just being myself when
Speaker 14: I'm with Aaron, and of course I like him, but
Speaker 14: I'm not going to be all holly Dolly like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, Aaron, you hear her, because.
Speaker 13: It yeah, it's just like I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 13: I'm sure I was like being a weirdo. So that's
Speaker 13: part of it, but it just like it just kind
Speaker 13: of felt like I was competing or something with all
Speaker 13: of these dudes one thing you weren't.
Speaker 1: How many times does she have to tell you that?
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2: One more would probably help. Just drive it a god.
Speaker 14: I like you, Aaron. I mean, come on, now, I
Speaker 14: like you too.
Speaker 4: That's why now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 14: I like you, okay, so fine, you like me and
Speaker 14: I like you?
Speaker 13: So what a problem. I don't get it. You want
Speaker 13: to go out on date number three? And then then
Speaker 13: yes I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, you do?
Speaker 13: Okay, you do, so then I'll go with you. Then okay, okay,
Speaker 13: then mad, Maybe I don't. Maybe I don't like anybody
Speaker 13: else but you, And then I want to just go
Speaker 13: out with you. Maybe that's hard.
Speaker 11: That's not a threat, but it's not a threat. Like
Speaker 11: that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Don't interrupt them.
Speaker 14: This is the feeling is reciprocal. Absolutely, I like you,
Speaker 14: I like you.
Speaker 1: Angry this time?
Speaker 6: We just skipped the third date and they officially have
Speaker 6: the exclusive type.
Speaker 2: Jeff for the two of them too.
Speaker 12: Why are we yelling?
Speaker 5: We're scary?
Speaker 2: So wait, are you guys happy going out again?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 13: Yes, we are. Yes, we are, we are, and we're
Speaker 13: gonna it's gonna be the best date. Damn it.
Speaker 3: We have to.
Speaker 2: We're gonna pay for that best day.
Speaker 10: Dammit.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you'll pay for that date.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm happy to pay for it. Okay, how
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 13: Well, this is going a little bit better than I thought.
Speaker 13: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I am mad though, Yeah, but we're not quite sure either.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's working. Keep this energy when
Speaker 2: you meet up with Natalie.
Speaker 14: Okay, no, cool that, I am cool with that.
Speaker 11: What's in this segment?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 4: Congratulations, don't be late very much late.
Speaker 13: It'll be fine. I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's sensible.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Well, there was a lot of yelling going on in
Speaker 2: that segment.
Speaker 1: That was unexpected. I'm just going to say, but there
Speaker 1: was passion behind it, right, he was happy yelling.
Speaker 6: So I can only imagine what the romantic life is
Speaker 6: going to be like, Brook, do you want to re
Speaker 6: enact it right now?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't even want to imagine it for them.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let them have that.
Speaker 2: Do that on my personal time once we go off
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 6: But remember you could check out all of our second
Speaker 6: date updates if you want to hear them up on
Speaker 6: our uh on our website.
Speaker 1: That's a good place for to be.
Speaker 2: That's where it is, is that on the.
Speaker 6: Worldwide Jeffrey thinking of the romantic scene.
Speaker 1: You can also find them on our podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't.
Speaker 1: Say it like that. I don't know. I just want
Speaker 1: to get out of it.
Speaker 2: Let's go in the hallway.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Coachella, Lallapalooza, Iowa's Annual Husk and Thrust.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about these.
Speaker 6: Are some of the biggest music festivals of the year.
Speaker 2: It was headlining it, and I know you've been thinking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 6: Yes, I have been invited to perform at all of them,
Speaker 6: but I've had to turn them all down because I
Speaker 6: just I don't have the.
Speaker 1: Time scheduling conflict.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm preparing all the time for our own mini
Speaker 6: festival that we throw right here in the studio.
Speaker 2: Called Jeff by South.
Speaker 1: Jeff Why does Alexa still wear crop tops too?
Speaker 2: It's lit. I gotta say. It only lasts six minutes.
Speaker 2: The clothing is optional.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's free and it is happening today to prepare.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you gotta prepare. Go pop a pill, all right.
Speaker 6: It could be a flintstone vitamin, birth control or something
Speaker 6: stronger whatever, extra strength, tile and all, whatever gets you
Speaker 6: in the mood. I'm headlining with my brand new song
Speaker 6: of the Week coming up at a.
Speaker 2: It is Song of the week time.
Speaker 6: And as we speak, gowns are being ironed, tassels are
Speaker 6: being turned so exciting, and valedictorians are printing off their
Speaker 6: chat GBT written speeches of their own.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish I would have had that
Speaker 1: in college.
Speaker 6: Gee, because this year's senior class is finally graduating, congratulations.
Speaker 6: Well a lot of them are probably feeling a little
Speaker 6: emotional right now about saying a final goodbye to all
Speaker 6: their fellow classmates and their favorite teacher. It's okay, mister
Speaker 6: Runyon is still following you on instant now, so he'll
Speaker 6: be around to like all your summer bikini things.
Speaker 2: Don't you worry.
Speaker 1: That's not very comforting, Jeff, I.
Speaker 6: Think when you realize, but I think the main feelings
Speaker 6: that seniors are having are exhaustion, joy and relief. Ah,
Speaker 6: because let's face it, they've been ready to get the
Speaker 6: heck out of.
Speaker 2: There for a while.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and now they just have to sit through one
Speaker 6: last school ceremony before they can leave it behind and
Speaker 6: walk into the real world and be free forever.
Speaker 1: At break their spear, hope from them, leave them hopeful.
Speaker 1: We need that in this world.
Speaker 2: It's an exciting feeling.
Speaker 6: So I want to give the whole senior class out
Speaker 6: there a song, giving one final smellulator to the school
Speaker 6: and all those daily activities that they cannot.
Speaker 2: Wait till leave behind.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's why instead of doing Harry Styles Watermelon sugar High,
Speaker 6: talk about a heart.
Speaker 2: So it's young Jefferies walking out of school.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, Ah, Harry Styles angry.
Speaker 2: It's not that angry. It's just happy to leave, all right.
Speaker 2: There you go, all right.
Speaker 6: So this is for all the seniors out there. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 7: Points smells like grabberries and a bit of freedom.
Speaker 6: School is over and I'm gone.
Speaker 15: I made grades barely, didn't strike out swing in.
Speaker 6: Like I did that senior prom four years in.
Speaker 2: Burns me out wise are bad?
Speaker 15: Play the fight song, Damn loud day Light, b moon
Speaker 15: is down, nothing on beneath my rented cap and gown,
Speaker 15: walking out of school good bye, were raising my diploma,
Speaker 15: Hi throwing hands into the sky, Megan all a pair
Speaker 15: of cry senior at us over.
Speaker 2: I'm so ready to stay in bad asleep in the knuckets, woke.
Speaker 7: Up by my mom stod the halls were so smelly
Speaker 7: with their emomental mixing.
Speaker 2: The stench was gone, and seeing the bond, I.
Speaker 15: Won't man the loud bell down or carrying stands.
Speaker 2: Look back way by Huntree Pounds.
Speaker 12: Tired of the high school grind, taking tess or getting.
Speaker 15: Time tiny wood in Tuscon fine trying to get make
Speaker 15: you a time assemblees and if fine the finals that
Speaker 15: were never fine.
Speaker 12: I said that I freaking started group rubbing.
Speaker 6: Ware cryst equations trans into stations.
Speaker 15: I'll tell you that's the foot I sent you that,
Speaker 15: lady student love relations.
Speaker 16: I'm sick of freshman lucking vows and I've done no
Speaker 16: planning for my occupation. Real good chance.
Speaker 12: I can never buy a house walking.
Speaker 2: Out of phot of fine a piece of big find fies.
Speaker 10: Educations are not.
Speaker 13: Fine now, but I love it God.
Speaker 12: Finally my love spine.
Speaker 2: I'm other on my frid and now.
Speaker 10: I can run our side.
Speaker 12: My youth fuit camafi walking out of school.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. I want to say, stay cool, jap
Speaker 1: see you next summer.
Speaker 2: Ye, holdong with that, hope while you can.
Speaker 1: Guys, my god, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: You're gonna miss it in probably less than a year.
Speaker 1: I would give it six months. I mean, unless you're
Speaker 1: going on to college and you'll do the whole thing
Speaker 1: over again and feel the same way in four years.
Speaker 12: Yeah, or just.
Speaker 2: Being way way more death.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That that's your song of the week. You can stay
Speaker 2: into seven eighty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Should class it twenty twenty three or congratuation?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like that. I should have put that in the song. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we can do it over, Yeah we should. Probably we should.
Speaker 2: Next we'll try to get but yeah.
Speaker 6: We'll post this video up on the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 6: TikTok on YouTube everywhere with all the lyrics there so
Speaker 6: you can send it around to all your friends.
Speaker 1: And tag your favorite grad Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, happy graduation all the seniors.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, got a text to
Speaker 6: seven eighty five nine two that says, I want to
Speaker 6: shout out my brother Devlin. He's graduating from high school
Speaker 6: next week and it only took him six years to
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 11: Wait to go.
Speaker 1: Hey, you get OK.
Speaker 6: It's kind of a slam, but all right if you
Speaker 6: missed it. Instead of singing the Harry style song Watermelon
Speaker 6: Sugar High, I sang my own version called walking out
Speaker 6: of School Goodbye because we're in the midst of graduation season,
Speaker 6: so I just thought we should do one final goodbye
Speaker 6: song for the kids to sing to the school that
Speaker 6: they love before they leave it.
Speaker 2: Forever because they are thankful to never come back.
Speaker 1: It's already sticking in my head. I'm gonna be like
Speaker 1: walking out of work good back. Yeah. Text on the textboard, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one says, oh, hey, my name is Devilin.
Speaker 2: Oh and my stupid.
Speaker 1: Sister just texted you guys about my graduation. Please do
Speaker 1: not read her dumb text on the air. She thinks
Speaker 1: she's better than everyone. I'm not gonna mention Devilin that
Speaker 1: you spelled dumb wrong. I'm not gonna. I'm really not already.
Speaker 11: So you did it, man.
Speaker 2: If you like the song, i'd be missed her.
Speaker 6: If you want to share it with your favorite graduate
Speaker 6: because it made you think of them, then go to
Speaker 6: our brook and Jeffrey TikTok, Facebook, Insta, or you can
Speaker 6: subscribe to our YouTube page to check out the video
Speaker 6: of the song.
Speaker 3: There brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Back on the.
Speaker 6: Phone once again is Bridget from Federal Way and Brooke.
Speaker 6: You might remember Bridget because she's an electrical estimator, and
Speaker 6: last time she was on you said, oh really, my
Speaker 6: father worked in electricity and we were way more successful
Speaker 6: than your electric company.
Speaker 11: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yes, my father had one employee named Bill.
Speaker 2: He was a billion ass.
Speaker 1: So Bill is still a good friend of the family.
Speaker 2: Bridget. Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 10: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Bridget? I'm doing great? How about you, guys?
Speaker 1: Did you win or lose last time?
Speaker 13: I'm last time I won.
Speaker 5: I'm one one in one, I.
Speaker 1: See putting it up there rival electric families.
Speaker 6: Only one can come out on top. We're gonna send
Speaker 6: Brook out of the studio while that happens. Bridget, you
Speaker 6: know how the game works. Thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 6: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 6: can say pass. But you have to beat her outright
Speaker 6: to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 13: I am?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now.
Speaker 6: Wrestling icon Andre the Giant was born on this day
Speaker 6: in nineteen forty six. He played Fessik the Gentle Giant
Speaker 6: in What nineteen eighty nine movie?
Speaker 2: In Which state do most bald Eagles live?
Speaker 13: Washington?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 6: Famous author has written military action novels such as Rainbow
Speaker 6: six and Hunt for Red October? In What state is
Speaker 6: the Pentagon located? What was the first Japanese car produced
Speaker 6: in the United States?
Speaker 14: Sorry?
Speaker 11: She passed and said, sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 13: I don't know cars. My husband would be really good
Speaker 13: at this, but I don't know one.
Speaker 2: Would I could have been right too.
Speaker 11: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Now, Brook, right's back. How confident are you that you're
Speaker 2: gonna win here? Brooke?
Speaker 1: Oh? You know, I never go in thinking whether I'm
Speaker 1: gonna win or lose. I just just here to play the.
Speaker 11: Game, just do it.
Speaker 2: So casual and cool over there, almost cocky?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the three seeds in my life? Okay, isn't that cute?
Speaker 1: Out of the fourth seed?
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, Let's just get to these questions for you, ready,
Speaker 6: Cool time starts now. Wrestling icon Andre the Giant was
Speaker 6: born on this day in nineteen forty six. He played
Speaker 6: Fessek the Gentle Giant in what nineteen eighty nine movie
Speaker 6: Princess By In Which state do most bald eagles live?
Speaker 1: Washington?
Speaker 6: What famous author has written military action novels such as
Speaker 6: Rainbow six and Hunt for Red October? I can't remember
Speaker 6: past in What state is the Pentagon located?
Speaker 1: Virginia?
Speaker 6: What was the first Japanese car produced in the United States?
Speaker 1: Honda?
Speaker 2: Okay, natural freeze comes from what animal?
Speaker 1: What'd you just say, natural freeze?
Speaker 2: Natural fleece comes from? What animal fleece comes from?
Speaker 1: Sheep?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 6: Okay, we're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 6: you both did with.
Speaker 12: Jose Someone took a dump in the cup?
Speaker 1: Ah? Okay, bridge A, you got one correct, Bridget? Oh
Speaker 1: it was rough, yeah and bruk uh huh.
Speaker 11: You you know I was very strict on this.
Speaker 1: You still got three.
Speaker 6: One, two in one all time. Now, Bridget, we're gonna
Speaker 6: go over the answers for everybody. Andre the Giant born
Speaker 6: on this day in nineteen forty six. He played Fess
Speaker 6: the Gentle Giant in The Princess Bride.
Speaker 2: I still have not seen that movie. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's really good. You should watch it. It stands
Speaker 1: the test of time.
Speaker 2: Does it?
Speaker 1: It really does. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, okay, well maybe not check it out.
Speaker 6: The state with the most bald eagles is Alaska, estimated
Speaker 6: thirty thousand pairs of bald eagles.
Speaker 2: You mentioned them in measure them in pairs?
Speaker 11: Is anybody else bond that they're not actually bald?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 12: How cute would that be?
Speaker 11: See a little like there's no feathers, little pink not.
Speaker 2: Some propicia for eagles out there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Rainbow six Hunt for Red October their action novels
Speaker 6: written by Tom Clanson.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's the guy's name.
Speaker 2: The state that the Pentagon located is a secret we're
Speaker 2: not allowed to tell, but it is Virginia.
Speaker 6: Actually, first Japanese car producer the United States is the
Speaker 6: Honda Accord.
Speaker 11: Hey, we should have given you that.
Speaker 1: We didn't, but Honda opinion, it's not that.
Speaker 2: You needed it and didn't need it.
Speaker 6: And natural fleece comes from sheep, so bridget, I'm sorry
Speaker 6: you let your entire electrical family down. That's okay, but
Speaker 6: you know what, just we're playing, We're gonna give you
Speaker 6: a pair of tickets plus one dog ticket to Bark
Speaker 6: in the Park Night at Seattle Mariners game on May
Speaker 6: twenty fifth against the Oakland Athletics.
Speaker 1: Awesome, yeah, very night. It'll be electric.
Speaker 6: Thank yeah, Bridget, thank so much for playing.
Speaker 2: Okay, come back and try again.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bock the same time
Speaker 2: on Monday, Brook
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning