Speaker 1: You, Is this the right number?
Speaker 2: It's some line.
Speaker 3: Go just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone
Speaker 3: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
Speaker 3: this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 4: Hey, Sweetams, do you know your boobed? You remind me
Speaker 4: of the moon Landing. I mean, I'm like super fake,
Speaker 4: but I'm still tuning in.
Speaker 3: God, Yeah, I believe whatever you do to try and
Speaker 3: hook him up with your sister.
Speaker 4: Oh man, but you don't like that's when you give
Speaker 4: him the numbers of the loser line. Hopefully heaves an
Speaker 4: awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like
Speaker 4: this one next.
Speaker 5: Hey Tom, it's I.
Speaker 6: I'm calling because I feel super bad about something and
Speaker 6: I just I wanted to tell you, like.
Speaker 5: I had so much fun the other night, but I
Speaker 5: kind of lied about something and I'm really embarrassed, and
Speaker 5: I like, I really like you.
Speaker 6: So that's like, I just I want to confess because
Speaker 6: you know the part about having to leave because my
Speaker 6: uncle's car got hit by a hot tub that.
Speaker 7: Bounce off the truck.
Speaker 5: I know it sounds stupid because like it didn't happen.
Speaker 6: That was a total lie.
Speaker 5: I wanted to go to the other bar with you,
Speaker 5: but I kind of panicked. So that's why I was like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I've just come up with like some
Speaker 5: super crazy lie. That's not the first time lied.
Speaker 7: And I wanted about something else about like my cat
Speaker 7: getting stuck in a tuba, but I don't have a cat,
Speaker 7: and I yes, I don't have a tuba either, But seriously, like,
Speaker 7: I do really like you and I do want.
Speaker 6: To see you once my uncle, of course gets better
Speaker 6: after the hot tub car accident thing.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, but she comes up with lias that you
Speaker 1: just wouldn't question.
Speaker 2: A Minute's such a good visual. Yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 3: That's why I think that she's kind of a keeper,
Speaker 3: because even though you know she's gonna lie to you,
Speaker 3: she'll never get away with it. Who ate the last pancakes?
Speaker 3: She's not going with oh the dog game now, she's
Speaker 3: saying three lines in a minute, Tar broke in through
Speaker 3: the skylight and then they all flew away.
Speaker 4: She's never gonna ignorance is bliss of that relationship?
Speaker 8: Is what you're saying, Hey, yeah, this this is Eric.
Speaker 8: We meant at the club the other night, I just
Speaker 8: you give me your number, and I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Give you a call because I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: I really liked your look.
Speaker 8: It was, I mean, I like the I'm gonna be
Speaker 8: I asked.
Speaker 6: I don't even have to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I love the muffin top.
Speaker 8: And that was it was all working.
Speaker 1: It was working really really well.
Speaker 8: And here's here's the I wanted to see if I
Speaker 8: could buy you something to wear and maybe you'd want
Speaker 8: to go out sometime.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I have to ask your signs.
Speaker 8: Because I don't want it to be too In fact,
Speaker 8: I want it. I want to be a little bit
Speaker 8: too small so that really accentuates you know.
Speaker 1: All your curves and all the right places.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 1: This guy, I hate that guy, you like, I'm insulted.
Speaker 1: Do you know the top Man, because we do.
Speaker 3: He lives on creepy Lane.
Speaker 7: I have so much anxiety from these low rise jeans
Speaker 7: coming back, like we just say a lot of them.
Speaker 6: He loves low rise jeans.
Speaker 4: I can't guarantee it because there's nobody that can wear
Speaker 4: them that doesn't have it.
Speaker 3: Speaking of a you talking to me, you tiktoking to me.
Speaker 6: Is this is this.
Speaker 3: If you want a TikTok, will give you something to
Speaker 3: TikTok about took They post the number one moves a
Speaker 3: lot you every single week on there. You guys cannot
Speaker 3: call me like that guy your messages like this one.
Speaker 1: We put it on a TikTok.
Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, it's it's me. Thanks for giving me
Speaker 2: your number, So here I am call me back. I
Speaker 2: guess you said you wanted to do something, so whatever,
Speaker 2: So I guess that's what you want to do. Like
Speaker 2: we can do that too. I guess I don't know
Speaker 2: really looking forward to it? Call me okay?
Speaker 1: Next message? Are you looking forward to You know what?
Speaker 5: If there's a person out there longing for a relationship
Speaker 5: where you just don't have conversation, this would be the
Speaker 5: girl you want to do.
Speaker 3: She just seems so boring.
Speaker 6: Imagine her on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: We we just won forty five million dollar.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, you want to buy a house? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, Kelly, this is you gave me your number the
Speaker 1: other day. I was calling you to see if you
Speaker 1: would be interested in This is ridiculous. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it. I am trying to set a world record
Speaker 1: with the most kisses in an hour by one couple.
Speaker 1: So before you hang up at the records two undred
Speaker 1: and seventy seven, it was set by a mister Cherry
Speaker 1: and miss Kimiko out of Japan. I mean we got
Speaker 1: a little competition, but look, when I saw your lips,
Speaker 1: I just knew that you would probably be perfect for this.
Speaker 1: So I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo.
Speaker 1: But I did the mask and it's about five kisses
Speaker 1: every minute, but we could probably do more if we
Speaker 1: don't use tongue. I'm just throwing that out there. But
Speaker 1: I'm a goal gear in life, you know, and I
Speaker 1: figured you'd be a great candidate. So don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: don't freak out. I'll bring the lip from and you
Speaker 1: can bring the lipt offs.
Speaker 3: I think that ever actually works.
Speaker 5: No, I think he's being serious. Do you think it's
Speaker 5: like a ploy to get her over to kiss him?
Speaker 3: He's like, look, I don't want to do anything else.
Speaker 3: I feel like if this was ten years ago, Brooke
Speaker 3: would have been all in setting opportunity.
Speaker 7: You don't know much about my dating life.
Speaker 5: There wasn't a ton of kissing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it was a record for how many times
Speaker 3: you reach home in an hour.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about that just more.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeahs, let's do some over the shirt.
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Speaker 2: Do this all right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,