Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Raw
Speaker 1: Dog by Jamie Loft trend in in stores. Now go
Speaker 1: get your copy. Yeah, I have never seen someone's voice
Speaker 1: so clearly. Just translate. You will read this and feel
Speaker 1: like you are listening to the best Jamie loftis podcast.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Yeah, so excited for everybody to read it.
Speaker 1: And it is in bookstores. Now go check it out.
Speaker 1: Please call raw Dog, which is cool, so you can
Speaker 1: put it on your bookshelves. It's like a beautiful book,
Speaker 1: so to look good on your bookshelves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it reads, I mean yeah, I've I've man. Get
Speaker 2: your hands on it. Go support local bookstores and support
Speaker 2: the god Jamie loftis all.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm Jack. That's miles. Yeah. These are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending. The Oathkeeper founder was sentenced
Speaker 1: to eighteen years in prison for the January sixth seditious
Speaker 1: conspiracy case. Yeah yeah. The judge was not having it.
Speaker 1: Was not a fan of this of this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't like that. I mean if right before he
Speaker 2: was sentenced he was just saying shit like I'm a
Speaker 2: political prisoner. I feel like I'm the lead character in
Speaker 2: Kafka's the trial.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, I bet you do. The judge said, you, sir,
Speaker 1: present an ongoing threat and peril to this country and
Speaker 1: to the Republican, to the very fabric of this democracy.
Speaker 1: Then they pointed out that he had said they won't
Speaker 1: fear us until we come with rifles in our hands
Speaker 1: before the attacks, and then after the attacks said his
Speaker 1: only regret was you should have brought rifles. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then he said you are not a political prisoner, mister Rhodes.
Speaker 1: So the judge was just not having it at all.
Speaker 2: His ex wife commented and was like, yeah, it's really
Speaker 2: really rich that he brings up Kafka because he never
Speaker 2: fucking read kaf gut have this on his bookshelf for
Speaker 2: Faki's okay?
Speaker 1: Is that the Squid in the Whale where the kid says, Cofka,
Speaker 1: it's very Uh, He's like talking about a Kafka book
Speaker 1: and he says it's very Kafka. Askue, shit, crack me up?
Speaker 2: What is Also? That's what the fuck? There's a movie.
Speaker 2: It's not Congo. It's something where this guy's like this
Speaker 2: is Kafka ask and like this interrogators.
Speaker 1: Like who is cough? Co forget you said, it's not Congo.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Congo, the movie with the Killer Apes.
Speaker 1: I thought, because I believe that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: the follow up to Jurassic Park. Man. Yeah, what a disappointment.
Speaker 2: I know, I know the boys.
Speaker 1: I thought I was so smart when I was reading
Speaker 1: those Crichton books when I was like twelve. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: you think Jurassic Park is good? You gotta sphere, dude,
Speaker 1: sphear is the for the real heads.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Amy want rain drop drink. It's so funny
Speaker 2: because that movie had like pop tents in it for
Speaker 2: the first time in media, like those tents you can
Speaker 2: just throw out like yeah, And I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: And I remember like my dad knew somebody would want
Speaker 2: and he borrowed it, and we camped in my backyard
Speaker 2: because like I want to sleep in a pop tent
Speaker 2: like out in the wilderness. We did my backyard and
Speaker 2: like you know, jack kids first camp out in the backyard.
Speaker 2: It doesn't go the whole time. I gave up on
Speaker 2: that ship around two AM. I was like, the inside, now,
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we actually just bought a tent from our
Speaker 1: neighbor's garage sale. And there's been a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: to do a backyard camping night, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I have to put this thing up and then you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna you're gonna hate, You're gonna bail five seconds.
Speaker 1: I think the first thing I need, though, is I
Speaker 1: need to get like one of those portable little fire
Speaker 1: pit thing. Yeah, yeah, because it's not a it's not
Speaker 1: a backyard camping aboutmores evening without small even though I
Speaker 1: don't likesmores. Yeah, yeah, there's there's I think they're slightly overrated.
Speaker 1: They just like don't hold together. No, because also like you.
Speaker 2: End up fucking charring the fuck out of the out
Speaker 2: and I know people have like techniques. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: usually I'm just not patient with something like that. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: put in the fire. It's fucked up. The middle is
Speaker 2: still hard, and I'll pretend that this is why we're
Speaker 2: having fun. Anyway, we digress.
Speaker 1: What else is journey the uh So the other night
Speaker 1: when we were supposed to do it, I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'll roast the marshmallows over the burner on the stove
Speaker 1: and that that ship just goes up in flames immediately.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you gotta gotta be careful, but I do
Speaker 1: have a pretty good technique when it comes to a
Speaker 1: campfire not to prag elon musk. In addition to uh
Speaker 1: killing it on the political campaign launching front, the man
Speaker 1: is good at launching things, it would seem. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was caught on camera. People are like, is he on ecstasy?
Speaker 1: Because that like some club in Mexico dancing, I guess
Speaker 1: is what you would call it. With his head, but
Speaker 1: this is he just looks like a wounded bear to me,
Speaker 1: oh slash, like an older man doing like you know
Speaker 1: when you see old people doing like uh like exercises
Speaker 1: in the pool.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, oh god. It looks like when
Speaker 2: like I was drunk and taking a piss publicly. He
Speaker 2: just got your hands like locked behind your head and
Speaker 2: he's like, wat's.
Speaker 1: This, I'm pissing everywhere? That's what its like.
Speaker 2: That dance move is yeah, oh man, that is fucking real,
Speaker 2: real sad. Why can't someone just like shove him over? Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you seem in public, I'm sorry, you're obligated to
Speaker 2: be like, Bro, you're a fucking herb. Get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here. But again, people are like, but.
Speaker 1: All these people around him are just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's going down. It's Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: They're like, go stink fuck it up, go stink fuck
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck. But they're also like all dancing, and
Speaker 1: then he's just this.
Speaker 2: Ship, like as if he's on the soul train line
Speaker 2: and he's the center of it, like as if he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: here I come with this move. And it's not even
Speaker 2: on deep for somebody who likes drugs as much as
Speaker 2: he does and likes music as much as he seems
Speaker 2: to he, you really don't get that.
Speaker 1: Impression from this. Yeah, he seems to be half asleep anyways.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk not cool. It turns out, Yeah, majority of
Speaker 1: Californians believe Fine Steein is not fit to serve. A
Speaker 1: poll has found.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fi looks. I mean, come on, We've been saying
Speaker 2: this for like years now. The second she was like,
Speaker 2: thank you Lindsey Graham for helping me confirm Brett Kavanaugh,
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, it's over, guys. What was all
Speaker 2: that do?
Speaker 1: The like referee when somebody has been like punched out
Speaker 1: but still on their hand, like the t k O
Speaker 1: where you just let stand up between them and.
Speaker 2: The no, and you just hold them. You hold them
Speaker 2: because you don't. Don't think it's over. It's over. Yeahs,
Speaker 2: don't worry, don't don't let Chuck Schumer bully you into
Speaker 2: coming back to confirmed judges, because this is the fucked
Speaker 2: game we have where it's like, well, just the way
Speaker 2: to send it is we need the oldest ghouls here.
Speaker 2: It will sweet lose.
Speaker 1: That is such an intimate moment between the boxing referee
Speaker 1: and the person who's just gotten knocked out. You're right,
Speaker 1: all right, Hey, okay, hey man, if you've been knocked
Speaker 1: the funk out but you're still on your feet, It's
Speaker 1: like if he gave him a little kiss right there,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't seem out out of the ordinary, like yeah,
Speaker 1: the boxer would be mad, probably.
Speaker 2: Like no, honey, okay, okay, you're right.
Speaker 1: You're a baby. You're right.
Speaker 2: That's like me when I pick up my baby, like
Speaker 2: when he's crying, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah it is. It's a little bit like
Speaker 1: what's wrong?
Speaker 2: What's wrong? I know?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I got you. I know I
Speaker 1: got you, I got you.
Speaker 2: Don't I got any rights?
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what I got?
Speaker 3: Yea?
Speaker 1: And then the Boxer immediately is like, what.
Speaker 2: Would you do? I was, wait, fine, I got rights,
Speaker 2: they got the right to be knocked out. Uh.
Speaker 1: Movie Past is still coming back, dying, coming back, dying,
Speaker 1: the resputant of apps. Yeah, so the resurrected I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say the a resurrected Movie Past launches today. This is,
Speaker 1: you know, one of many iterations launches today with four
Speaker 1: plans and a vague unlimited promise that you know, we've
Speaker 1: been burned before, Miles.
Speaker 2: Right, but it didn't happen again. I need to know
Speaker 2: that you have an absolutely backwards, upside down business model
Speaker 2: for me to say, I want it on this and
Speaker 2: watch I want to bleed the company by being a member.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they say, what's wild is they? All of
Speaker 2: these plans are available except guess which two consequential markets
Speaker 2: for film you cannot use movie pass at the moment
Speaker 2: with markets, Jack, what are the.
Speaker 1: Two biggest market New York in LA?
Speaker 2: Yes, you cannot use them in NYC and Southern California. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 2: and it's like a very confoluted credit system.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just a credit card.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, Okay, So I'm sorry, LA and New
Speaker 2: York or Southern calfn New York have completely different plans.
Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. You can get this
Speaker 2: weird unlimited plan other but anyway, it's so fucking hard
Speaker 2: to understand if you can decipher the credit system, let
Speaker 2: us know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. And finally a ride
Speaker 1: share app for us miles. You know how we were
Speaker 1: always talking on the show in private about how we
Speaker 1: just wish that ride share like our ride share drivers
Speaker 1: had guns, Yeah, loaded weapons on them. Yeah you know
Speaker 1: that that always makes feel safer. Yeah, yeah, No, there's
Speaker 1: a new ride sharing app called black Wolf. It is
Speaker 1: like Uber, but with drivers who carry guns. Feels like
Speaker 1: it's for who mega Probably Oh, it's for people who
Speaker 1: have completely who are like terminally on next door or
Speaker 1: like neighbor type apps where everything that they live in
Speaker 1: a fucking war zone. Because I'm like, wait, what in
Speaker 1: their in their marketing though in a Facebook post they did.
Speaker 1: What they did was show like a fucking potential child
Speaker 1: abduction right as to why you should use them.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. Again, this is for people who
Speaker 2: I think this is a very There is a mindset
Speaker 2: that people like, well, everyone should just have guns, right,
Speaker 2: So I guess this is for you, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, right now, I think it's only available in
Speaker 2: a couple of places, Like I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only available in New York and Atlanta. So
Speaker 1: it feels like it was made by people who watch
Speaker 1: Fox News but don't live in New York or Atlanta.
Speaker 1: So they just like see the stories about how like
Speaker 1: the urban decay and everything's falling apart and it's so
Speaker 1: scary in these cities, but like don't recognize that, Like
Speaker 1: people who live in the cities are just like guns
Speaker 1: are bad. Yeah, it seems I don't want to fucking I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be like, hey, man, can I get
Speaker 2: the OX cable? And next thing I know, I got
Speaker 2: a fucking gun in my face. Right, Yeah, you better.
Speaker 1: Not be playing no rap man. Oh fuck. The thing
Speaker 1: we keep seeing is like drivers just shooting at each
Speaker 1: other if they get a little bit annoyed or because
Speaker 1: somebody steps into their car and they're like a because
Speaker 1: a teenage cheerleader gets in their car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is going to end fucking terribly.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: Anyone who actually necessitates armed security they already have it.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're probably no. So so this is this must
Speaker 1: be for? Like who's it for?
Speaker 2: Like who like Wanta bees, who are like I own
Speaker 2: a construction company and I'm a big dick, so I
Speaker 2: like to look like I have goons with me or
Speaker 2: some type.
Speaker 1: Shit teenage like drug dealers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like if this is in La, like all
Speaker 2: these Brentwood kids who like are wanting to be drug
Speaker 2: dealers would be like, yeah, it was pulled up with
Speaker 2: the fucking arm driver. Bro. Yeah, come outside, dude, I
Speaker 2: got some I got three hundred Xanax bars I stole
Speaker 2: from my mom's prescription. Bro, come outside.
Speaker 1: Hey it's Skyler. Yeah you got me Okay, cool, and
Speaker 1: just wanted to make sure you have that that thing
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 2: That's not what I would say. I'm saying professional security,
Speaker 2: professional all right.
Speaker 1: We're just going down the street to my friend Todd's house. Yeah. Cool,
Speaker 1: But dude, he.
Speaker 2: Like fucking he shorted me like on this boat of
Speaker 2: like Molly and so like if shit goes left, dude,
Speaker 2: I need you to I need you to let that
Speaker 2: thing sing. You know what I mean what I'm talking
Speaker 2: wet T shirt contest. Bro, Like wet this dude.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's official. Spotify has come out with a list
Speaker 1: that is just irrefutably perfect. Yeah, there's no outcast, not
Speaker 1: a single outcast.
Speaker 2: There's not a sing I didn't even bother to even
Speaker 2: check if the whole thing is so infuriating me, I
Speaker 2: to me, no de la soul, no beastie boys like
Speaker 2: those like it's it just seems like it's somebody who
Speaker 2: like just heard about rap music. Yeah, and is rich
Speaker 2: boys throw some ds is number sixteen on this list
Speaker 2: above Flavor in Your Ear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, this is not right.
Speaker 3: They've got two Riza beats on here. I think on
Speaker 3: the whole top fifty.
Speaker 2: They don't have Triumph by Wu Tang Clan.
Speaker 1: On he they don't have Triumph? What is going on?
Speaker 2: Has the world gone fucking mad?
Speaker 1: I have his Cream and Liquid Swords, which Liquid Swords
Speaker 1: isn't even the best beat on that album.
Speaker 4: I don't think, like wow, okay, I would say, ye, look,
Speaker 4: I mean I don't mind liquid Swords being there because
Speaker 4: obviously we evoke it all the time, because that's a
Speaker 4: minimum and feminine like sandals.
Speaker 2: Okay, but like, yeah, it's a very it's like someone
Speaker 2: doesn't know who the seminal producers of hip hop are
Speaker 2: because it's not it's not they're not represented here, Like
Speaker 2: I need to see like Old Boy. I would even
Speaker 2: put Old Boy by Cameron. That's better than fucking throw
Speaker 2: some DS on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean the things that they also didn't have,
Speaker 1: notorious Thugs, which.
Speaker 2: Dangerous. I know, that's.
Speaker 1: Things I got there, Like if you're only going to
Speaker 1: pull one Kendrick beat, that all they did was one Kendrick,
Speaker 1: which seems like an oversight, but Mad City, I don't
Speaker 1: mind that. I don't mind that beating the Kendrick beat.
Speaker 1: The fact that there's only one Kendrick song on here
Speaker 1: and it comes in at forty three is a little
Speaker 1: crazy right back, that ass up also missing?
Speaker 2: That's like a fuck it, Like those are things that
Speaker 2: you can play, just like here's the thing a litmus
Speaker 2: test is for other beats. Does the intro make people
Speaker 2: want to rip their heads off like in a dance setting, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because when you hear boom boom boom boom, like people
Speaker 2: are like, oh yeah, I know what time it is,
Speaker 2: time to throw it all around.
Speaker 1: But so their top five is still dre which that
Speaker 1: that does pass the test you just described yea shook
Speaker 1: One's part two passes the test, and like it is
Speaker 1: just the most wrapped over beat of all time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: grinding the clips Who Shot You by a notorious b
Speaker 1: I G. Would that be your biggie beat that you
Speaker 1: would put for.
Speaker 2: The top four?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Again, this is why I'm like, who
Speaker 2: made this? What's your background? Like I need to see
Speaker 2: your hip hop bona fides because this is this is
Speaker 2: wild to me. Like, yeah, I mean Who Shots You
Speaker 2: is obviously a seminal track, but there's so many good
Speaker 2: beats on Life After Death even yeah.
Speaker 3: That I don't know even it is kind of number yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: there's so many great tracks.
Speaker 2: And that's like, a that's a posthumous biggie.
Speaker 1: Track there first and only Kanye is Power, which like
Speaker 1: that that doesn't like the beat from that isn't even
Speaker 1: the thing the star of that. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: kind of the thing with like they only have one
Speaker 1: Tupac and it's ambitions as a rider, which right, ambition,
Speaker 1: ambitions as a right we will get to the moon
Speaker 1: because we have ambitions as a ride.
Speaker 2: A Yeah, I mean like I feel like they're glossing
Speaker 2: over like New York Golden era. There's there's that should
Speaker 2: be represented way more. But again, this might be my
Speaker 2: old head ship coming in. But like there's even like
Speaker 2: New Migos ship that I think could get into the
Speaker 2: top fifty. But Outcast isn't on there.
Speaker 1: There's not enough at Jill. Yeah, yeah, a Razor crane,
Speaker 1: that is what I'm seeing.
Speaker 2: There, fucking erasure. The band has a track on here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 1: They also don't have a sugar Hill Gang, which feels
Speaker 1: like it needs to be on here.
Speaker 2: I mean that is that's seminal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And feminine like Sandals. Its seminal and feminine like sandals.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like yellow be a Bodak yellow a great choice.
Speaker 1: The only new songs they have on here are like
Speaker 1: mask Off, which that did kind of kick off the
Speaker 1: flute thing and like it's it works. But then they
Speaker 1: have this other like the B side from mask Off
Speaker 1: March Madness, like those yeah, those are two songs that
Speaker 1: Future performed on like the same SNL like live set, right,
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, did you just find out about Future?
Speaker 1: Like it when he was the musical guest on SNL.
Speaker 2: Wow, like only like female rappers on here? Is just
Speaker 2: one Missy Elliott track.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there should be more Missy Dude.
Speaker 2: Fucking Little Kim's tracks could be on What the fuck
Speaker 2: is this?
Speaker 1: What is this? There's a good shit on here though,
Speaker 1: like cell therapy obviously, like that's a classics.
Speaker 2: Fine, but I'm more focused on these like usurpers that
Speaker 2: have showed up on this list. That's just a that
Speaker 2: that one there is a violation Big Mama thang by
Speaker 2: Little Kim should be on there.
Speaker 1: M yeah, any whatever this has been uh.
Speaker 2: This has been old millennials screaming about hip hop.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, well those are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Thursday, May twenty fifth. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow. I'm Out. Miles is back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: the Chaos episode of all episodes. Thank you for pulling
Speaker 1: in a guest host last minute. I had lunch at
Speaker 1: my kids school.
Speaker 2: How'd that go?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: It was good?
Speaker 1: It was in and out burger that comes through.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like, so you just come and
Speaker 2: you steal the kids school lunches?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They have like an in and out truck outside
Speaker 1: and you just like buy the buy the lunches ahead
Speaker 1: and the kids get in and out, and I got
Speaker 1: my bought my two cheeseburgers, but the line was too long,
Speaker 1: so I didn't.
Speaker 3: Entry jack for something, and I was salty as I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna go the whole time, just had my two
Speaker 3: stickers the whole time, not even getting care whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you like it, like because I didn't get one, But.
Speaker 1: Oh, is that good? Is that good? I almost asked
Speaker 1: this kid if I could finish this burger because he was.
Speaker 2: That, oh my god. And you're like, you're not gonna
Speaker 2: tell anybody just housed your burger, are you?
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, kid, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Give me that. What give me that? Kids so confused,
Speaker 2: You're like, come on, I think you should leave right
Speaker 2: like five.
Speaker 1: This guy gets it.
Speaker 2: This guy gets it. It's a kid in like a
Speaker 2: hot dog goop.
Speaker 1: They're like, what, Oh, by the way, the trailer for
Speaker 1: season three, Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that the trailer. The trailer is like devoid
Speaker 2: of any context, so you cannot get your head around
Speaker 2: what any of the sketches are really about. It's just
Speaker 2: pure fucking cast. Like Tomorrow's episode, yeading.
Speaker 1: This episode is like the I think you should leave trailer. Yeah, madness,
Speaker 1: people screaming. Also, they have a basketball hoop on the
Speaker 1: kids playground that I'm pretty sure is eleven feet like
Speaker 1: they it's the highest basketball hoop I've ever set.
Speaker 2: Are you just saying that because you told them you
Speaker 2: could grab into a.
Speaker 1: Bunch of shots? Pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I think I can grab and watch this and you go, yeah,
Speaker 2: miss terribly like what is this? Let I get a
Speaker 2: clap going? Actually, could I get a class going? It's
Speaker 2: getting this is bullshit. This ain't regulation height. Man, I
Speaker 2: know I could grab rim.
Speaker 1: What was doing one of the teachers. I was like
Speaker 1: that that seems high right, let me yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's like ten feet. I was like, no, but ten
Speaker 1: feet stimp a bunch of amateurs anyways.
Speaker 2: Also, like misfat booty by most depth should be on there.
Speaker 1: Is that on there? Yeah? That should be on there?
Speaker 1: And that I don't believe I saw that. People look
Speaker 1: and shame whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't even I wonder if like an algorithm made
Speaker 2: this fucking list and it's like based off of whatever.
Speaker 2: I can't stop. Look, I got it, I got a kid.
Speaker 2: I've got a lot of tables. Man, I can't put
Speaker 2: miners into this ship. You feel me?
Speaker 1: All right? Uh back tomorrow. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, Hm,