Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And did you
Speaker 1: guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 2: Wait wait those actually all have super hot men, don't
Speaker 2: they actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this, k
Speaker 1: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: I know how this entire studio can be instantly happier.
Speaker 1: Hey, I like that, okay.
Speaker 3: But I also know none of you will do it
Speaker 3: because in a new study, researchers asked hundreds of people
Speaker 3: who participated how often they use social media. Here we
Speaker 3: go for the ones that said they're on it every
Speaker 3: single day to the study found taking just a one
Speaker 3: week break from it would make them immediately eighty percent happier.
Speaker 4: Oh my week.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, dude, I tell you, Like, when we go
Speaker 2: to my family's cabin, there's no Wi Fi and like
Speaker 2: it's unreal, except for they just put in a new
Speaker 2: cell phone tower and the last time we were up there,
Speaker 2: I could get internet again.
Speaker 5: And this is it.
Speaker 1: I don't have the self control for this. Do we
Speaker 1: go and burn down the cell phone tower?
Speaker 4: Is that what we need to do?
Speaker 3: So obviously sad part is most people couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: We couldn't go the full week.
Speaker 1: It's not our fault. It's designed to hook us so
Speaker 1: much in a.
Speaker 4: Week, and when I am happy, I want to post
Speaker 4: about it on social media.
Speaker 3: The people who were able to do it, and again
Speaker 3: not many, but after one week off social media, they
Speaker 3: were much less stressed, less depressed, and just happier overall. Okay,
Speaker 3: I know, I know. If you're less depressed, what are
Speaker 3: you going to post about on your Facebook to get
Speaker 3: pity works?
Speaker 2: I feel like we should check in more often with
Speaker 2: our social media director, Jake.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? I'm not well?
Speaker 4: His job for fun?
Speaker 3: That means he's doing good work.
Speaker 1: Is it bad that he was being honest? And we
Speaker 1: all laughed.
Speaker 3: The average person still spends at least twenty one minutes
Speaker 3: of their day on TikTok and Facebook. If they say,
Speaker 3: avoiding social media again one week will improve your mental
Speaker 3: health and for more information on that, go on head
Speaker 3: over to the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram and Facebook. Heal yourself.
Speaker 3: Now that we've made everybody happier and less stressed, let's
Speaker 3: bring it all back with the shock collar question of
Speaker 3: the day. We actually have the bucket. Pull the names
Speaker 3: in studio. We're gonna draw one out to who gets
Speaker 3: asked the trivia question. If you get it wrong, you're
Speaker 3: gonna be punished by getting shocked while singing a song.
Speaker 3: Text and tell us what song you'd like to hear
Speaker 3: to seven eighty five, nine to two. Jose, you're drawing
Speaker 3: a name out because you had it last And who
Speaker 3: did you get? Jose?
Speaker 4: Woman ears blanios. Don't believe me. Check my Insta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they don't look like they could grow hair.
Speaker 3: Go check them out. I'm hilarious Jose on Instagram. Let's
Speaker 3: send it over to digital Jake for the shot collar
Speaker 3: question of the day.
Speaker 6: Most kids are coming up on the end of.
Speaker 5: The school year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and with summer break on the whole. And a
Speaker 6: new survey looked at the top end of school traditions
Speaker 6: that parents and children do. Oh friend and Jose just decided.
Speaker 6: Note the researchers didn't take into account Brooks twenty four
Speaker 6: hour wine bitch now that the kids are home, awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, are you sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It's not there a day. The survey asked two thousand
Speaker 6: moms with kids age five to twelve to name the
Speaker 6: things they do to put a cap on another year
Speaker 6: of school.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, I need.
Speaker 6: And number one on the list was taking a photo
Speaker 6: of your kids at the end of each grade. Fifty
Speaker 6: people say they do that at the end of every
Speaker 6: school year.
Speaker 1: I only do it at the beginning.
Speaker 4: You could probably both, right.
Speaker 6: I need you to tell me the rest of the
Speaker 6: top four in no particular order.
Speaker 8: Okay, I only have one idea, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 8: need your guys as help. But the first idea because
Speaker 8: of the picture before and end, reminded me when I
Speaker 8: was a kid, and I think a lot of families
Speaker 8: do this is they do the height thing. There's a
Speaker 8: wall where they do the pencil of what your heightening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, like that you grown.
Speaker 3: I thought that's like a birthday a tradition though, like
Speaker 3: to see how tall you are every year on your birthday.
Speaker 1: We do it really randomly. It's like mostly when we
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, an eight year gap between the.
Speaker 1: Last I can tell you.
Speaker 2: I think that one thing most schools do is have
Speaker 2: some sort of end of year party. Like our school
Speaker 2: PTA is encouraging people to go to the Family Fund
Speaker 2: Center this year.
Speaker 1: You know all the kids.
Speaker 3: I think that's a good idea. Doude some sort of
Speaker 3: ice cream party or pool party to celebrate.
Speaker 4: The end of the year celebratory party.
Speaker 3: I would always do a naked victory lap around the
Speaker 3: school on the last day. Twelve Yeah, under that I
Speaker 3: was doing it.
Speaker 1: After that, I'm worried that your school is okay with it.
Speaker 8: Also, I do remember the last day of school, my
Speaker 8: mom picking me up and we would always get to
Speaker 8: go and get fast food.
Speaker 1: Fast food McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I was going to say just ice cream, but at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, I mean there's a frogio
Speaker 2: place by my kids school and it is slammed on
Speaker 2: the last day school.
Speaker 3: Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 6: School is nearly out for summer and parents and kids
Speaker 6: alike are looking for ways to go out in style
Speaker 6: before the break. A new survey asked what end of
Speaker 6: your traditions that are most popular, and I told you
Speaker 6: Number one was taking a photo at the end of
Speaker 6: every year. I'll help you out with a summer school
Speaker 6: Golden Guests. Jose tell me something you think is in
Speaker 6: the top four, and I'll tell you if you're right
Speaker 6: or not.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask is ice cream on the list?
Speaker 6: Getting ice cream slash throwing a party is on the list?
Speaker 3: How about this? What do you do with all the
Speaker 3: homework and the papers that you've accumulated during the entire
Speaker 3: school year? Do you throw them into a giant bonfire?
Speaker 3: Do you try and sell them to the next grade?
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to be on the list really, Oh,
Speaker 2: but I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Don't take like a purge of all of the school
Speaker 3: stuff that you have.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: I try to, but it's not a celibratory thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, God, I have to clean out another freaking closet.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was thinking it's the start of summer. You
Speaker 1: are going to take the kids and go swimming at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. Like that's the way to kick.
Speaker 2: Off summer to me, You like hit the local beach
Speaker 2: or the local pool, go down to the lake.
Speaker 1: It's like taking a vacation too big, Like you just
Speaker 1: leave right away.
Speaker 4: See all vacation vacation is not bad.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's like the day up
Speaker 1: or camping.
Speaker 3: What about Jose's annual tradition at the end of the
Speaker 3: year going to the teacher and paying them the class.
Speaker 2: You do give the teacher an end of your gift.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, if you're talking about bribing a teacher,
Speaker 2: you definitely give her an end of the year gift,
Speaker 2: an Amazon gift card, or it depends on where you're
Speaker 2: at Lingerie.
Speaker 8: Perhaps I just showed up and gave them lingerie.
Speaker 3: All right, we need to lock in some answers. What
Speaker 3: do you think you need? Two more?
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's camping vacation or is it?
Speaker 1: Can I sleep over with every slumber party?
Speaker 4: My parents would let me have your friends.
Speaker 1: Stay up all night, go to the movies, and you
Speaker 1: try to.
Speaker 4: Stay up all night.
Speaker 8: Okay, so we're gonna go ice cream party, go swimming,
Speaker 8: and slumber party.
Speaker 6: According to two thousand moms of.
Speaker 3: Preachings schedule naked sleep over.
Speaker 6: These are the most popular end of school year traditions.
Speaker 6: Number one I told you was the end of your photo,
Speaker 6: which fifty percent of people do. On your golden guest
Speaker 6: you got getting ice cream or throwing a party, forty
Speaker 6: three percent of people do that.
Speaker 3: We'll give you a little ding.
Speaker 6: Number two on the list was burning your homework stuff
Speaker 6: and story right, no burning shredding, disposing of it.
Speaker 1: But you're only in fourth grade.
Speaker 6: You're never too young to experiment with fire. Big on
Speaker 6: fire number three on the list. It was said in
Speaker 6: the room writing thank you notes to your teachers.
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well didn't get them all, so you're gonna be
Speaker 3: getting shocked today. And somebody wanted to hear graduation Friends
Speaker 3: Forever by Vitamin C.
Speaker 9: As we got along, we rember all the times we
Speaker 9: had to gather.
Speaker 1: That song was terrible even when it was new.
Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day. Everybody buy
Speaker 3: it for gasoline. Get ready for those.
Speaker 5: Big comfires, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gearing up for summer, trying to get their bodies
Speaker 3: bikini ready or their bikini's body ready.
Speaker 2: Your body is always ready for that bikini. That's what
Speaker 2: I say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good thing to say, but some of
Speaker 3: us might be thinking, you know, I might look a
Speaker 3: lot better in this thing if I just lost a
Speaker 3: few lbs. It's a natural thought of And if you
Speaker 3: haven't heard, there's a hot new weight loss drug. And
Speaker 3: I don't want anybody saying the name of it, because
Speaker 3: I'm sure you already know it, but it was initially
Speaker 3: designed for people with type two diabetes.
Speaker 1: It's running rampant in Hollywood right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's being prescribed to people who are looking to
Speaker 3: quickly shed a few pounds, and it's being hailed as
Speaker 3: a miracle. And I'm not saying that you should take it.
Speaker 3: We are not endorsing it.
Speaker 2: What so well, you stop to give yourself injections every day,
Speaker 2: and as soon as you stop, you gain all the
Speaker 2: weight back plus more.
Speaker 7: I won't.
Speaker 3: This is why I never quit on anything. But the
Speaker 3: only reason that I'm bringing it up today is because
Speaker 3: of the strange side effect that's now being reported, where
Speaker 3: about thirty percent of users say they've involuntarily taken a
Speaker 3: number two in their sleep. Yeah, to a little surprise
Speaker 3: in their bed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that's thirty percent. I bet some people are
Speaker 1: too embarrassed to even.
Speaker 3: Report the people online set. You should also be careful
Speaker 3: when you're just out walking around in public too. Don't
Speaker 3: ever try to fire off a warning shot. It's too risky.
Speaker 3: Head right to the bathroom and be safe.
Speaker 1: About not worth it. No, that is not a cute
Speaker 1: looking and bikini.
Speaker 3: Let's just take that news and do a happy Memorial
Speaker 3: Day weekend. All right, lads, get some sun and on
Speaker 3: a semi serious note, just want to say thanks for
Speaker 3: listening and hanging out with us every single morning. It
Speaker 3: does mean a lot to us as listeners. You're now
Speaker 3: part of our radio family.
Speaker 1: We love you, Yeah, love yourself.
Speaker 4: You suck.
Speaker 3: Oh, you suck too. Let's all suck together. During a
Speaker 3: brand new edition of Laser Stories right after this, it's
Speaker 3: the radio segment that's trying to do some good in
Speaker 3: the world by accepting donations of excess facial hair shavings
Speaker 3: to make tiny wigs for self conscious balding hamsters. So
Speaker 3: donate your clippings today to Lots of Fuzz for Laser Stories,
Speaker 3: a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 3: and those other Alapini wienies just don't. This first Laser
Speaker 3: Story is out of the United Kingdom. Woman's going viral
Speaker 3: after she caught her boyfriend cheating. He got back at
Speaker 3: him in a pretty clever way last day at his place.
Speaker 3: She made a video where she opens up the curtain
Speaker 3: rods above one of his windows and stuffs a bunch
Speaker 3: of shrimp in there.
Speaker 6: That's smell.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna find it.
Speaker 3: She says his place stunk for months and he couldn't
Speaker 3: figure out why.
Speaker 1: That's gonna ruin any of his future dates.
Speaker 3: Her video inspired other people to tell their own revenge
Speaker 3: stories in the comments, and some of those are pretty
Speaker 3: solid too. Here's a few good ones. One guy. One
Speaker 3: guy removed a back panel from his ex's TV and
Speaker 3: stuffed crab meat in there.
Speaker 5: Whoa back You're.
Speaker 4: Never gonna find this?
Speaker 1: Is that not ruin the TV?
Speaker 4: And also Kra's expensive, bro? Are you wasting good?
Speaker 3: Another woman said she brushed the guy's toilet with his
Speaker 3: toothbrush and then put it back in the hall.
Speaker 1: That's just don't do that.
Speaker 3: And you know that liquid that comes in jars of
Speaker 3: minced garlic, Oh my god, someone dumped that in a
Speaker 3: guy's shoes, all of them.
Speaker 1: He's like a sneakerhead or something.
Speaker 3: Last, but not least, one dude said he filled a
Speaker 3: spray bottle with milt and sprayed it all over his
Speaker 3: cheating ex's carpet. That's just milk in the carpet, sour carpet, mildew.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna keep these in mind, but you can't
Speaker 2: see it, so you don't know why.
Speaker 3: Ste my apartment's so dirty.
Speaker 4: I really didn't understand that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah that bad.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah that's right.
Speaker 3: Next Laser stories out of Ocalla, Florida, thirty six year
Speaker 3: old man named Daniel Dinkins goes by the nickname Dink. Recently,
Speaker 3: he jumped into hero mode because as he was walking
Speaker 3: through a neighborhood, he heard a baby crying from a
Speaker 3: nearby house.
Speaker 4: Are we allowed to just run to crying babies?
Speaker 1: Now, babies cry all the time. It does not mean
Speaker 1: that they're trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently this baby was crying so loud and for
Speaker 3: so long that Dink thought the baby needed help. Okay,
Speaker 3: he grabbed a nearby brick and threw it through a window.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait a minute, get into the house, of course.
Speaker 2: Just knock on the door and ask if the tired
Speaker 2: mother needs a small break.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Police were called after that, and yes, when they arrived,
Speaker 3: they questioned Dink and that's when he informed them he
Speaker 3: is a time traveler from the future.
Speaker 1: So no, no drugs are involved.
Speaker 3: I also regret being fully in with this guy at first,
Speaker 3: Like I understand him once police heard that. They informed
Speaker 3: Dink they did not believe him, and there was actually
Speaker 3: no baby in that house at all. So was it
Speaker 3: a future baby that he heard screaming? We may never know,
Speaker 3: but police say Dink the time traveler did admit to
Speaker 3: swimming in the pool that was located on the property,
Speaker 3: but only because he thought there might have been a
Speaker 3: time travel wormhole down there that it could have gone
Speaker 3: back through.
Speaker 1: Got I mean I have confused a pool drain for
Speaker 1: that before.
Speaker 3: Dink was then charged with trespassing in burglary in this
Speaker 3: current year man best of luck.
Speaker 2: To office record by the time he goes back to
Speaker 2: the future this next day.
Speaker 3: The story is out of New Zealand. A popular pizza
Speaker 3: spot has introduced a new way to pay for your pie.
Speaker 3: Hell Pizza just announced its new after life pay system.
Speaker 3: They say they're turning up the heat on buy not
Speaker 3: and pay later schemes because with their plan, you can
Speaker 3: buy now and then pay for it when you're dead,
Speaker 3: like you put it in your will. How they say
Speaker 3: they're only now just testing it out to a select
Speaker 3: number of people. Those who are selected will be invited
Speaker 3: to sign a real amendment to their wills that will
Speaker 3: allow the cost of their pizza to be collected upon
Speaker 3: their death.
Speaker 4: Good if you're.
Speaker 1: One of their relatives who twenty thousand dollars. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: what pizza bill is this?
Speaker 3: No interest or fees will apply and the agreement is
Speaker 3: legally binding. You do have to be eighteen years or
Speaker 3: older to be part of the trial run, and of
Speaker 3: the applicants, six hundred and sixty six will be selected.
Speaker 4: Watch they poison the pizzas the company says.
Speaker 3: On pizza, the company says, pizza is one of the
Speaker 3: simple joys of life and after life pay means customers
Speaker 3: can get their fix without having to dip into the
Speaker 3: bank account.
Speaker 2: Oh man, there's gonna be some grandpa that signs up
Speaker 2: for this just because he hates his family.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This next thing is their stories out of Romance World Yay.
Speaker 3: An expert dating coach, says that there's five signs that
Speaker 3: will tell you if you're a super attractive person or not,
Speaker 3: and looking into the mirror is not going to be
Speaker 3: one of them. The first sign is that people get
Speaker 3: very territorial of their girlfriends or boyfriends whenever you're around,
Speaker 3: and they see you as competition.
Speaker 2: That or what's interesting does I see that happening for Alexis,
Speaker 2: and that never happens for me. People are like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can be our best friend.
Speaker 3: The second, you rarely get compliments because people just assume
Speaker 3: that you already know that you're attracted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see people are only telling me I
Speaker 2: look good because they think I'm another compensation.
Speaker 1: But you don't have to compare all these to you.
Speaker 4: Today, you look so a lot.
Speaker 3: The next sign that you can tell if you're super
Speaker 3: attractive on the down low is you rarely get approached
Speaker 3: by people. This is because people think you're out of
Speaker 3: their league, so they won't even bother trying to talk
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my really hot best friends, everybody think
Speaker 2: that she's really snobby, but it's only because she's just shy, that's.
Speaker 1: All it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number four, you always catch strangers staring at you out
Speaker 3: in public.
Speaker 1: She looks weird.
Speaker 3: The fifth and final way you'll be able to tell
Speaker 3: if people view you as super attractive even if you
Speaker 3: didn't know it. People always get awkward and or nervous
Speaker 3: whenever they're around you interesting. I'm always the awkward, nervous
Speaker 3: one person no one approaches because He's so dang hot
Speaker 3: this day. What was happening even before he got his
Speaker 3: shell surgically enhanced.
Speaker 1: Wow, I definitely feel awkward.
Speaker 3: That's how these laser stories is over for the day.
Speaker 3: We're going to do it again, same time.
Speaker 5: On Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Record numbers of people in our country are choosing to
Speaker 3: walk away from their nine to five.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, seriously, so many people are quitting right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people that are quitting. More
Speaker 3: than a few people have left their careers at our
Speaker 3: radio station.
Speaker 4: Really true.
Speaker 1: One lady after seventeen years here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and most people are like, oh, I moved on
Speaker 8: to this and she was just like, no, I'm just done.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I gotta say I'm extremely disappointed in them.
Speaker 1: Oh you can stay jealous. That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: I'm not for quitting and going on to something obviously
Speaker 3: better than radio.
Speaker 4: Making themselves happy.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of them for that, So good luck, Tracy.
Speaker 3: I'm disappointed because of the way that they left, so polite,
Speaker 3: no drama, no theatrics. We had an ice cream party
Speaker 3: for Tracy Boring, and it's just so completely different than
Speaker 3: the guy in England who's making international headlines today because
Speaker 3: of the epic and hilarious way that he decided to
Speaker 3: walk out of his six year job. So we'll tell
Speaker 3: you what he did, and oddly enough, what he wore
Speaker 3: for it. Coming up at sevent ten. They say quitters
Speaker 3: never win. I saw that on a cigarette add outside
Speaker 3: of my preschool the other day. Okay, Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 1: One guy disturbing.
Speaker 3: One guy who just quit his job is actually winning
Speaker 3: the internet today.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: His name's Robert Simpson, and he had a job at
Speaker 3: the British grocery store chain Tesco. After several years working
Speaker 3: in the back loading area, he finally went into his
Speaker 3: manager one day to let him know he was done.
Speaker 3: Oh god, and he's moving on.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a big step.
Speaker 1: I've worked at a grocery store before, and you dream
Speaker 1: of that moment for a very long.
Speaker 3: Time, from the second you put that smock on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I only worked there for a year two so
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: His manager told him, you know, that's fine, but he
Speaker 3: would need to submit a formal resignation letter, which typical
Speaker 3: manager move, like, oh you want to quit, you have
Speaker 3: to do more.
Speaker 1: Work for yes, we've got a form for that.
Speaker 3: You're like, no, I'm not going to work here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't be here tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to apply for that.
Speaker 3: Well, Robert took that request very, very literally. His boss
Speaker 3: wanted a formal resignation. He was going to give it
Speaker 3: to him. So Robert showed up at the store the
Speaker 3: next day in a full three piece suit with a cane,
Speaker 3: carrying his very formal resignation letter in his hand. He
Speaker 3: got up and stood on a box and then proceeded
Speaker 3: to read it out loud in the middle of the store.
Speaker 3: His letter said, to whomever it may concern, I write
Speaker 3: this letter from a place of sorrow and regret. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: these six long, oarduous years have caused me to grow
Speaker 3: quite weary. Whilst I have reveled and labored with my subordinates,
Speaker 3: my knees have grown weak, and the grease on my
Speaker 3: elbows has depleted.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Read while shoppers are just walking by.
Speaker 3: As he was going on like do you know, uh,
Speaker 3: do you know where the draino is? Excuse me? And
Speaker 3: he even gave a nod towards his role of receiving deliveries,
Speaker 3: saying this is not for every man to accept lodge
Speaker 3: packages into the back door.
Speaker 9: Nonetheless, it was my duty.
Speaker 3: Yes, expect a little bit of humor into your After that,
Speaker 3: he thanked his coworkers and his manager by saying, I
Speaker 3: finished this letter with many thanks to my former comrades,
Speaker 3: and I hear by submit my formal resignation and the
Speaker 3: king except He then tapped his cane stepped off the box.
Speaker 1: I feel like the manager is gonna yell off with.
Speaker 3: His head once he stepped down. He finished it with
Speaker 3: a simple all.
Speaker 1: Right, see you later, okay character.
Speaker 3: So the next day he posted the video of his
Speaker 3: grand exit, and of course that went viral, getting hundreds
Speaker 3: of thousands of views and comments of approval from all
Speaker 3: these people, and it inspired others to share their most
Speaker 3: epic I quit stories. Yeah and so here were some
Speaker 3: of the best ones that were submitted. One says, I
Speaker 3: used to work for a tech firm and my boss
Speaker 3: told us one day that we were all going to
Speaker 3: be spending our breaks doing mandatory zoomba classes to zoomba
Speaker 3: to boost team morale.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, Yeah, sounds awful, they say.
Speaker 3: So I immediately stood up and told her I'm taking
Speaker 3: my fat behind and I'm going home. I walked out
Speaker 3: of the meeting and then never came back.
Speaker 1: Wow, Zoomba was the straw.
Speaker 4: For you.
Speaker 8: I feel like jobs are like dating for me, where
Speaker 8: I've never really quit.
Speaker 3: I always get like broken up.
Speaker 4: With my first.
Speaker 8: Restaurant job, I got fired. I felt bad for the manager.
Speaker 8: You literally had to console me for thirty minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and I still I feel like I cried enough that
Speaker 8: maybe he'd give me the job back.
Speaker 4: But still it's okay.
Speaker 1: So you don't have any epic I quit stories.
Speaker 5: Back.
Speaker 3: Jose still stalks them on Facebook years later and lights
Speaker 3: their old photos.
Speaker 4: If you listening, I'll totally come back.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Oh did you submit this next one?
Speaker 3: Because it says I used to work at Subwell. It
Speaker 3: says with this guy who absolutely hated his job. They
Speaker 3: say one day during a busy lunch shift, he got
Speaker 3: halfway through making a sandwich when the customer asked twice
Speaker 3: for him to add more Chipotle Ranch sauce. And so
Speaker 3: he looked at the customer and then over to our
Speaker 3: manager and says, well till next time, bro, And he
Speaker 3: squirts the rest of the bottle into the air above
Speaker 3: him and walks out.
Speaker 1: As if fireworkship.
Speaker 3: They say he never came back, not even to pick
Speaker 3: up his final paycheck.
Speaker 2: You're right, or you're just really bad with money.
Speaker 3: This next one actually short and sweet. It says, my
Speaker 3: boss wouldn't let me go to the bathroom one day
Speaker 3: to throw up, so I puked on her ash told
Speaker 3: her I quit, then puked again on the floor next
Speaker 3: to her.
Speaker 1: That's very short. She asked for it. Literally.
Speaker 4: The bosses don't believe you, I know, so it's well, I'll.
Speaker 2: Prove it's because you lied twenty times.
Speaker 3: I'm learning whether it's with like Chipotle ranch sauce or
Speaker 3: with puke. You need to have some sort of water effectatic.
Speaker 3: And finally, this last one says, my buddy worked at
Speaker 3: a terrible supermarket that was notorious for really awful customers.
Speaker 3: On his last day, a woman walks up to his
Speaker 3: line and tries to browbeat him into taking a bunch
Speaker 3: of expired cubans. He tells her he needs to check
Speaker 3: with the supervisor, and then slowly pulls out a jack
Speaker 3: in the box from under his till like a toy apparently,
Speaker 3: and he methodically placed it on the scanner and just
Speaker 3: starts cranking the thing that.
Speaker 1: Is, so it's so creepy it is.
Speaker 3: When it's finally pops, he looks her in the eye
Speaker 3: and says, yeah, he said no, so she flipped out
Speaker 3: and screamed for a manager while he was just cracking up.
Speaker 3: He took off his smock and then left the sky.
Speaker 1: You can't for that, ye did? Like back there for
Speaker 1: months waiting for.
Speaker 3: The text into seven eight, five nine to tell us
Speaker 3: what's your most epic quitting story. Your phone TAP's coming
Speaker 3: up right after.
Speaker 5: This brooking Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, we got one of the funniest phone
Speaker 3: to have requests in a long time.
Speaker 4: Request.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the request from a guy named Ruben, and
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear this one. I haven't heard
Speaker 3: it yet, but Ruben wanted us to play a prank
Speaker 3: on his buddy. Apparently he's only been in his job
Speaker 3: for a few months and started dating a woman there
Speaker 3: that he worked with. And the other night they were drinking,
Speaker 3: they came back to the office and started getting freaky
Speaker 3: in the stairways. I must have been looking for some
Speaker 3: private see but a security guard caught them, took pictures
Speaker 3: of their ideas, and then said he'd be getting in
Speaker 3: touch with HR. So Reuben told us his buddy's been
Speaker 3: freaking out because HR still hasn't called he's getting fired.
Speaker 3: That was until now. You're gonna hear it in your
Speaker 3: phone tap right after this the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Kelly calling from corporate HR. I'm
Speaker 2: looking to speak with George. This is he Hi, Jared,
Speaker 2: how are you today?
Speaker 10: I'm good? How can I help?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just calling because of the incident that happened
Speaker 2: in the office stairwell the other day.
Speaker 10: So you you heard about that.
Speaker 2: Security did inform me of what happened.
Speaker 10: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate that, but as you know, we take
Speaker 2: these type of things very seriously.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry. I promise you this will never happen again.
Speaker 2: Okay, now let's just go through some things here. Jared,
Speaker 2: how long have you and Olivia been dating.
Speaker 10: I've been dating a little over two months.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you're aware of this since
Speaker 2: you're a newer employee, but we do have to file a.
Speaker 1: Coworker relationship agreement with the company.
Speaker 10: Uh, never heard of that before.
Speaker 2: Well, i'm your helpful HR person, so I've already got
Speaker 2: that storted for you. I just need a little more information, okay,
Speaker 2: like what, like what other activities you two have been
Speaker 2: up to at work?
Speaker 10: What you mean accurties? We're just working.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to tell you that's not what I heard,
Speaker 2: and we're going to need to discuss some things.
Speaker 10: What do you mean what you've heard.
Speaker 1: Talking about the cubicle area? You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Their little little accion.
Speaker 10: No, I don't know about any action shown. Did that
Speaker 10: never happen. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not what she said.
Speaker 10: She who I never?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Olivia. I spoke with her about an
Speaker 1: hour ago.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to want to hear this because
Speaker 2: she admitted that you two did it in the cubicle area.
Speaker 10: That's not true. That's a lie. I don't even know
Speaker 10: why she would even say that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me see her through the notes. It
Speaker 1: says she did it in the cubicle area.
Speaker 10: Oh oh, well, I know she didn't do it with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking at the time on these notes that
Speaker 2: I have. This was definitely before you came aboard.
Speaker 10: Wow, I know what wouldn't mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's referencing some guy in sales named Sam.
Speaker 1: Do you know Sam?
Speaker 10: Yeah? I know Sam, but we're not friends.
Speaker 1: Not friends, just doppelbangers. Huh.
Speaker 10: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: I am, well Sam, sure does weird? It doesn't matter. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's keep going down the list. How about the conference room.
Speaker 10: I've never been in the conference room.
Speaker 2: Well that's weird because she said she did it in
Speaker 2: the conference room four times with different people. Well it
Speaker 2: wasn't me, It must have been Sam and some others.
Speaker 10: So what you're saying is my girlfriend has been doing
Speaker 10: it all over the office with other people. I mean,
Speaker 10: what are you saying she's saying?
Speaker 1: I really should have read these notes before I call it.
Speaker 10: She's just weird.
Speaker 1: I apologize.
Speaker 10: Wow, I can't believe my girlfriend's doing this with everybody.
Speaker 10: She's done this in the past.
Speaker 1: Whoa sim You should see the one about the break
Speaker 1: room here, this note here?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I think I've heard enough. I don't
Speaker 10: want to hear about more of her expectations.
Speaker 1: But it's like, how can you balance on a microwave?
Speaker 1: Much more flexible than when I was younger.
Speaker 10: You got a lot of notes on her. She's done
Speaker 10: it on a microwaving every well with everybody.
Speaker 1: But she told you about all these things, right, this
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 10: No, she did not, she did. We wouldn't have been
Speaker 10: eating too much if we were. That's a lot of
Speaker 10: doing everybody in the office.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would.
Speaker 1: Definitely date her. She seems very talented.
Speaker 10: I don't appreciate you having fun. Sound like you're really
Speaker 10: enjoying this. This is so shocking. I mean, how can
Speaker 10: I look these guys in the face.
Speaker 1: She couldn't either, I mean, looking at the positions she
Speaker 1: described anywhere, there's no way she could see anybody.
Speaker 10: Wow. I am just blowed away too. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 10: This is not funny. My girl's been doing everybody.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny because this is actually a prank phone calls.
Speaker 10: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my real name's Brooke from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you, man.
Speaker 10: I no way, no way, no way.
Speaker 1: Everyboddy Rubin set you up. You know he did tell
Speaker 1: us about the stairwell. He did, and he said that
Speaker 1: you've been freaking out thinking the HR was gonna call
Speaker 1: you any day.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 10: I was freaking out. I'm sure they gonna call me though,
Speaker 10: I'm sure they go.
Speaker 4: The other day.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, wait before you go, I have to ask
Speaker 2: one last question. Okay, you need to answer honestly. Did
Speaker 2: you hook up on my desk?
Speaker 10: You' he's not from HR. You can't ask me anymore questions.
Speaker 1: I'm marking down.
Speaker 11: Yes, wake up every morning with boone tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 11: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know, Mark Twain famously said, tragedy plus time equals
Speaker 3: quick alexis what.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tragedy time, not happiness, Samuel.
Speaker 3: Tragedy plus time equals comedy. Oh that's what Mark Twain said. No,
Speaker 3: after tragedy, you need to give it enough time before
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm better like reading written things.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's his recipe for humor. And one of our
Speaker 3: listens or says he got pitched a funny first date
Speaker 3: idea that he now regrets saying yes to. And in
Speaker 3: all of our years doing the show, this was a first.
Speaker 3: We've never heard an idea like this for a date.
Speaker 3: It probably is going to be the last time we
Speaker 3: ever hear about it, because while it sounded good, at
Speaker 3: the start. It ended stinking worse than some of Brooks
Speaker 3: homemade lunches that she brings into the.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm self aware. That's not a
Speaker 1: good thing.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear all about what it was when we
Speaker 3: do your second date update, next second Date updated. What
Speaker 3: happens if you meet someone on a dating app and
Speaker 3: you find out that both of you have been in
Speaker 3: the dating pool for way too long. With you, that's
Speaker 3: when you need to mix it up. Like one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, Wane did recently. Did he suggest both of
Speaker 3: them dress up as their favorite power ranger and meet
Speaker 3: in front of the police station.
Speaker 4: Really fun.
Speaker 1: Read?
Speaker 3: He didn't do that?
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 3: It would have been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said
Speaker 3: he went a different direction, and now he says he's
Speaker 3: living with a medium amount of regret.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that. Most adults live that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sleep at night, Wayne, Only in ninety chance
Speaker 3: are going to regret asking us for help today. So
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. Now must stay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm having some regret. You know, started as a
Speaker 7: good idea.
Speaker 1: Don't they all.
Speaker 3: We'll get to your questionable idea in just a second.
Speaker 3: But first, tell us about the girl that you went
Speaker 3: out with. Who's she Isabella? Okay, that's a pretty name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating.
Speaker 10: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Okay, are we all? Okay?
Speaker 2: I mean, do you still have hope going into a
Speaker 2: first date with someone when you're just tired of it?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 7: I have a liver of hope.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But it's like, all right, give me a reasonably.
Speaker 3: Tell us about what you wanted to do with Isabella.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, So Isabella, you know, a couple of weeks
Speaker 7: you were chatting and we just had really awesome conversations
Speaker 7: and like talked about our favorite candy and like our
Speaker 7: top three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is your favorite candy?
Speaker 7: Kidding pieces?
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, it's not does.
Speaker 3: Your first date have to do with like a candy
Speaker 3: shop or something?
Speaker 7: No, but kind of like a game. Well, basically, we
Speaker 7: had so many fun conversations and she was like, it
Speaker 7: never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,
Speaker 7: let's just skip the first date then and we can
Speaker 7: pretend like it's our second or third date.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, can you do that?
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 2: You can like act like remember last time when we talked,
Speaker 2: why are you telling me the story again?
Speaker 7: We're getting along so well? And she was like, well,
Speaker 7: what we pretended it was our one year anniversary?
Speaker 3: Oh? Whoa?
Speaker 1: That escalated quickly, sir.
Speaker 3: You're like, let's jump right to the divorce, start breaking
Speaker 3: up items.
Speaker 4: It's been one year. You still won't sleep with me.
Speaker 1: When were you into that idea?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 7: You know yeah? I was like, why not? What do
Speaker 7: we got to lose it? This street?
Speaker 2: And you may get a free dessert out of it
Speaker 2: from the restaurant, you know whatever, they know it's an anniversary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing?
Speaker 7: Oh, we made a reservation for a one year anniversary
Speaker 7: and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and oh.
Speaker 1: You're a good boyfriend. After a whole year.
Speaker 7: We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: one year down, forever to go.
Speaker 3: I want to steal this one year down Forever to go.
Speaker 3: That was the card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wow romantic. Did she think that's funny or
Speaker 1: did it feel like too much to her? Because you
Speaker 1: really took this too like a serious level.
Speaker 3: You owned it when.
Speaker 7: We met, like we had the happy one year like
Speaker 7: anniversary jokes, and you know she was into it too.
Speaker 7: She came with like a president for me, which I was.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Her person was a fake coupon book that's really.
Speaker 3: Funny, free hug.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it was done like that, but to kind
Speaker 7: of like sarcastic, except free hug. It was like hug
Speaker 7: yourself or to the laundry yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sounds really funny. Did you guys laugh a
Speaker 2: lot on your date?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner
Speaker 7: pretty funk. Then it got a little serious.
Speaker 3: Oh serious.
Speaker 7: It probably with me. I was too into it, took
Speaker 7: it too far because I started kind of telling her
Speaker 7: who she can be friends with, you know, like I
Speaker 7: don't actually know any of her friends, so I was
Speaker 7: kind of making it up.
Speaker 1: You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump.
Speaker 1: Is well, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Hopefully you told her don't hang around Brooke because she's
Speaker 3: a wet blanket about your date.
Speaker 1: Idea O terrible.
Speaker 7: You know, Lamee's a bad influence she you know, like,
Speaker 7: what do you mean? I don't know if she meant,
Speaker 7: what do you mean, who's lane or what?
Speaker 3: Because there is no lane?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you were toxic boyfriend? Yeah, I mean, like
Speaker 1: what happened to the romantic guy that she was dating,
Speaker 1: you know, fake dating?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I had to fix in a little
Speaker 7: bit of real fake life.
Speaker 1: Dude, That's exactly why she's not calling you.
Speaker 3: You have to create some fake lows to enjoy those
Speaker 3: fake highs in your relationships.
Speaker 1: You don't put up with that type of crap in
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 3: You can single long enough, he has to do something.
Speaker 1: Not surprised anymore. Maybe there's reason.
Speaker 6: Yeah, was that it was there More to the day
Speaker 6: it kind of got worse, perhaps because then we kind
Speaker 6: of shifted.
Speaker 7: In the topic of how to discipline you know, our kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're only one relationship, you don't even have kids.
Speaker 7: No, we don't have kids now, but in the one
Speaker 7: anniversary world, it's normal to talk about, you know, how
Speaker 7: would you discipline kids?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't see eye to eye on how to
Speaker 3: parent your fake children.
Speaker 7: We were disagreeing a lot about that, and she said
Speaker 7: something about my mom being overbearing.
Speaker 1: I mean, how much longer did you guys last after that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: You know it's hard coming out of like the overbearing
Speaker 7: mom that it got a little awkward. It just wasn't
Speaker 7: a good idea, all right, man, Well.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you had a couple hiccups on the day,
Speaker 3: very tiny ones. But we're every relationship goes through these
Speaker 3: moments before they find they're like, strip, isn't that right.
Speaker 1: Brooke on the first date, but on.
Speaker 3: The one year anniversary makes sense. So we're gonna play
Speaker 3: a song, We're gonna come back. We're gonna call your
Speaker 3: girlfriend of one year, Isabella, and we're going to see
Speaker 3: if we can get her to go out with you
Speaker 3: one more time. Okay for the second time.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 3: Jose keeps telling me off the air that he's gonna
Speaker 3: steal this date idea I am, even though the girl
Speaker 3: clearly isn't calling back.
Speaker 1: After it ended in a total disaster.
Speaker 2: But it's so funny left at each other.
Speaker 3: If a girl isn't calling you back, Jose, usually that's
Speaker 3: a bad sign.
Speaker 8: I know, but it's just like, how much fun could
Speaker 8: you have imagining your one year university?
Speaker 1: He just wants to be in a relationship so bad.
Speaker 3: But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who
Speaker 3: just went out on a date with someone named Isabella,
Speaker 3: and on their first date, they pretended that it was
Speaker 3: their one year anniversary, so they set it all up
Speaker 3: with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks
Speaker 3: he may have over committed to the character when he
Speaker 3: made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't
Speaker 3: hang out with and how they are going to parent
Speaker 3: their future non existent children someday down the road.
Speaker 4: It's fake, guys, I know, Wayne.
Speaker 1: Why did you go with controlling boyfriend as your persona?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I wasn't really thinking I was doing controlling Boyfriend. I
Speaker 7: was just thinking, you know, one year you have these
Speaker 7: little like.
Speaker 1: Telling someone who they can and can't hang out with
Speaker 1: is very controlling.
Speaker 7: I mean I was just looking out for lanes of
Speaker 7: bad influence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a.
Speaker 4: Good lane in my life yet it guys, it's funny.
Speaker 3: Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack on your
Speaker 3: one year anniversary?
Speaker 1: That's true, Yeah, but he never tried to tell me
Speaker 1: who I couldn't couldn't hang out.
Speaker 3: Get in the kitchen and dishes, they'll get the water
Speaker 3: all over the counter.
Speaker 4: Like I'm hanging out with mister clean.
Speaker 3: So it can't turn out any worse than that, Right, Wayne,
Speaker 3: Let's just call Isabella and see how this here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tells Abelle. Let's do this.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Isabella? Yes, Hey, Isabella. My name is
Speaker 3: jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, like that, sas, I don't know what it's funny,
Speaker 2: really funny?
Speaker 1: Isabella already?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, Hi, this is the whole morning show that's Brooke.
Speaker 3: You probably know their social media handle Brook Fox Fox, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: at Hilarious on Everything. Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis
Speaker 3: Fuller sixteen sixteen. Okay, I don't follow you, guys.
Speaker 1: We're not calling because of social media.
Speaker 3: Just see no follows. We're doing a dating segment on
Speaker 3: this show asking about somebody that you went out with
Speaker 3: recently named Wayne.
Speaker 12: Oh oh.
Speaker 3: Was that a good?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: You want to know, Well, we want to know what
Speaker 3: you thought about your date, because we've heard a little
Speaker 3: bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get
Speaker 3: your perspective on it. Was it was it producers dancing
Speaker 3: at a corner.
Speaker 12: I mean, I think it was a really clever idea
Speaker 12: of mine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to do the one year anniversary thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Can you tell Brooke what an amazing idea?
Speaker 3: That date was so fun? It sounds like she doesn't
Speaker 3: believe that people can have fun doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it didn't sound fun.
Speaker 2: It just you know, I don't know, it depends on
Speaker 2: what you think, Like did you think it was fun?
Speaker 12: I mean it started out pretty fun because like it
Speaker 12: was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other,
Speaker 12: we've known each other for a year or whatever. But
Speaker 12: then like I don't know, we're talking about our family
Speaker 12: and there was like this weird moment where I made
Speaker 12: this joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke.
Speaker 12: Like absolutely, but his response to that was like, are
Speaker 12: you sure you want to eat that pasta? Like I
Speaker 12: want you to live along and help you life, and
Speaker 12: I don't know if that could be something that's a
Speaker 12: part of your diet.
Speaker 1: He already told me about the friend thing too, Like
Speaker 1: why is he doing or.
Speaker 3: Does he have kind of a point if he wants
Speaker 3: you to live long? And I mean, if he really
Speaker 3: cared about.
Speaker 1: You, that is red.
Speaker 10: But then he like he like brought up this person.
Speaker 12: I can't even remember her name, but like he brought
Speaker 12: up this person because it's made up or whatever. But
Speaker 12: he was like, I don't want you seeing her anymore.
Speaker 12: It's a bad influence for you, and blah blah blah,
Speaker 12: and like, yeah, it was made up, but like I
Speaker 12: would kind of a red flag for me.
Speaker 1: I would have alarm bells going.
Speaker 2: Off left and right, like wait, I'm you made a
Speaker 2: joke about his mom being overbearing.
Speaker 1: But it's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh, why is that?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Because it's not talking about who he is as a person.
Speaker 3: She's not talking about who she is as a person.
Speaker 7: Can I just say something? It wasn't a real person.
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, sorry, that's Wayne Isabella. He just jumped in
Speaker 3: the conversation.
Speaker 7: Person, Isabella. We were we were in it together for
Speaker 7: one year anniversary. I don't know what when you talking
Speaker 7: about my mom and even though she is very overbearing,
Speaker 7: you don't know her.
Speaker 4: You hit a nail on the head.
Speaker 12: Huh, you're not listening, like you're saying about the mom.
Speaker 12: And then you completely changed around onto me and something
Speaker 12: about me as a person, and it's like that didn't
Speaker 12: really hit well, you know, we weren't. We were joking
Speaker 12: about our family and then suddenly you started telling me
Speaker 12: that I shouldn't costa Like yeah.
Speaker 3: H family joking is okay, but talking about food that
Speaker 3: crosses the.
Speaker 1: Line what they can or can't eat? Can can't hang
Speaker 1: out with it.
Speaker 3: For your safety and health?
Speaker 2: And well, she's not child, you're not her dad, Like
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 1: And why do you think boyfriends act that way? Like
Speaker 1: if you're just even if you're just pretending, and like.
Speaker 12: Pasta isn't even bad for you?
Speaker 7: Like what are you?
Speaker 12: What are you doing? You're basically just feeding into the
Speaker 12: stereotype that carbs make you fat and I'm fat?
Speaker 7: Like I didn't mean it like that. I was coming
Speaker 7: from the health perspective and daring about you wanting to
Speaker 7: have a healthy, long boss's life together.
Speaker 3: Theirs are no.
Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be one thing if you said don't smoke.
Speaker 3: You know what's wrong with smoking?
Speaker 4: Crees?
Speaker 10: They're legal?
Speaker 3: Are you're telling me what I can and can't do?
Speaker 4: You get her? Jeff?
Speaker 7: I mean, if it wasn't possible about to be the freakout?
Speaker 3: I mean, what it seems like a big freak out
Speaker 3: over one thing. Is that all that it was? He
Speaker 3: made a bad joke about what she can and can
Speaker 3: eat in a fake scenario.
Speaker 12: A lot of the it was a lot of them
Speaker 12: making opt stuff, which you know, like there was one
Speaker 12: where he was talking about like our kids and disciplining
Speaker 12: our kids, and I was like, okay, if we're just
Speaker 12: dating on a one year anniversary, that's not something that
Speaker 12: you usually talk about, is disciplining your children if you
Speaker 12: haven't even talked about wanting to have kids yet.
Speaker 7: And I was like, all right, I don't get any
Speaker 7: what are you talking about? We already talked about having
Speaker 7: kids at our six months march.
Speaker 3: You forgot that conversation, Isabella.
Speaker 12: Got that conversation maybe happened with another girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I at hotter situation than this.
Speaker 2: He's not very funny, Like come on, man, it's like
Speaker 2: foreshadowing just a crappy relationship, is what you were doing?
Speaker 7: Like Brook, she's just against me the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yes emailed us for help. Remember that Brook, this date
Speaker 3: idea was all her idea to pretend to be like
Speaker 3: a couple a year into a related couple.
Speaker 1: That's fun. You pretend European vacation.
Speaker 3: You have now has to pay for a big euro trip.
Speaker 3: She's a bad boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's obviously going to split the cost, Jeffrey. They've
Speaker 1: only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent
Speaker 1: working woman, give her a break.
Speaker 4: Is that true, Isabella?
Speaker 12: I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I
Speaker 12: would appreciate if he offered.
Speaker 1: More fun conversation.
Speaker 7: Yeah, would you like to go to Europe with me?
Speaker 7: I'll pay for it? Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: Better?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wows behind?
Speaker 8: Well, come on, guys, literally, I think he tried to
Speaker 8: take a bad angle as a joke and it didn't work.
Speaker 1: But I think she was her gut.
Speaker 4: You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we can all tell when a joke is
Speaker 3: a joke and when it's not a joke except whom.
Speaker 3: And I'm not joking right now when I say I
Speaker 3: want to pay for a second date for both of you,
Speaker 3: and I will pay for.
Speaker 1: It, yes, pre Europe, pre Europe.
Speaker 3: Yes, just a regular first date, and we can pretend
Speaker 3: that you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore.
Speaker 3: A real second date.
Speaker 12: I would be okay with a real second date. See
Speaker 12: what he's really like in the present moment instead of
Speaker 12: thinking what a future should be.
Speaker 3: I can Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wayne, are you still You're still up for this?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Of course she won't regret.
Speaker 10: It at all.
Speaker 1: Just no more hypotheticals on your guys dates.
Speaker 4: You guys should not joke at all.
Speaker 3: Look what I true love prevails even when Brooke tries
Speaker 3: to actively kick.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You guys know, my star is rising like yeast in
Speaker 3: a blueberry onion last just blowing upright nows smelly? Actually,
Speaker 3: did you guys see there was an article about me
Speaker 3: and Marie Claire Magazine.
Speaker 4: I thought I read that.
Speaker 1: I didn't get the latest issue.
Speaker 3: They did a piece that described me as a lyrical savant.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, that's a good thing, right.
Speaker 1: I guess they.
Speaker 3: Said, I have quote the dance moves of a young
Speaker 3: Britney Spears, the gentle grace of a young bad Bobby
Speaker 3: in the voluptuous backside of a Pixar. Mom.
Speaker 1: I'm jealous of that.
Speaker 3: You think that's good? You should read what they said
Speaker 3: about my voice. Oh but actually, you don't even have
Speaker 3: to read about it. You can just hear it for yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when I belt out and shake my Pixar worthy dairy
Speaker 3: air with my song of the week right coming up
Speaker 3: at eight ten, I've heard the people want their song
Speaker 3: of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, let me correct that.
Speaker 3: I just checked the textboard. The one person wants their
Speaker 3: song of the week. The person, way to go, person,
Speaker 3: you keep texting in, but it is song of the
Speaker 3: week time. And have you guys looked outside lately? Yeah,
Speaker 3: just look out the window right now. Look at the world,
Speaker 3: the warm and the sunniness out there, bursting with life
Speaker 3: and energy and love.
Speaker 1: Or it's melting me. I'm not sure which.
Speaker 3: Whatever, it's incredible. Aren't you guys so happy that we're
Speaker 3: stuck inside a radio station today? I mean, Mother Earth
Speaker 3: is rocking her some bought out there and we're shriveling
Speaker 3: up in studio.
Speaker 4: It is a hot girl summer and Mother Earth is hot.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm crushing hard on Mother Earth right now.
Speaker 3: I just can't wait to get out there because summer
Speaker 3: is officially in full swing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's finally here.
Speaker 1: I do love summer. It's my favorite season.
Speaker 3: It means all our favorite things that we love about
Speaker 3: this season.
Speaker 1: Big barbecue parties and.
Speaker 3: Firework shows and community pools, the ice Cream Man. We're
Speaker 3: doing them all this year. We're doing the ice Cream
Speaker 3: Man everything. And maybe the best thing is that people
Speaker 3: are finally getting to go on big summer vacations again.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: A lot of road trips for our family last year.
Speaker 3: But now you can go all out. And I'm worried
Speaker 3: that maybe some of us may have forgotten how to
Speaker 3: do it. How did Yeah exactly? I mean I wanted
Speaker 3: to write a song to remind everybody how incredibly great
Speaker 3: it is to actually try for the summer months.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I want to get you pumped for your
Speaker 3: upcoming vacation, wherever it may be to. And that's why
Speaker 3: instead of singing Meghan the Stallion's hit song I'm a Savage.
Speaker 3: Oh it's young Jeffreys, I'll be traveling.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, this is a big this is
Speaker 1: a big undertaking.
Speaker 6: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: So if you have a summer vacation planned, or you
Speaker 3: haven't planned one yet, maybe this will be your inspiration.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 1: It's so excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, point.
Speaker 9: Take that trip cruising ships, travel tips, fanny pack around
Speaker 9: my hips, book it. Yeah, I'm ahead to a visa.
Speaker 9: Got my passport and my visa. Had to go and
Speaker 9: get my shots so I would not contract diseases. My
Speaker 9: legs ain't bruisy because the exit roads so roomy. Leave
Speaker 9: my chair back couple of inches for the in flight movie,
Speaker 9: laughing at Made in Manhattan, little light above me when
Speaker 9: my seatfelt should be fast and muffily announcement on the
Speaker 9: speaker from the captain telling.
Speaker 4: Me it's safe for the cabin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be traveling.
Speaker 9: Yes, sandals, rolling baggage shot, Minnie Peanuts package shit, teeny
Speaker 9: drink card, napkins. Shit, I'm relaxing while I'm traveling. Yes,
Speaker 9: window see it. I'm trapped in bathroom, never asking landing
Speaker 9: people are clapping.
Speaker 3: Why they clapping?
Speaker 9: I rolled up to my hotel, got my luggage, y'all
Speaker 9: exploding straight onto the bar to get my vaca. Really
Speaker 9: flowing selfie in the lobby onto Instagram. It's going, but
Speaker 9: I can't upload the photo because my cell phone says
Speaker 9: it's rolling.
Speaker 4: I don't quit.
Speaker 9: No, I got a map to find the famous monuments. Oh,
Speaker 9: I hail a taxi just by stretching.
Speaker 3: Out my limb. Whoa lay on a beach and try
Speaker 3: to darken up my skin? Yeah, snorkel and fins.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: While I'm traveling.
Speaker 9: Yeah, wallet, sunscreen, glass suits, family t shirts match it. Yeah,
Speaker 9: cameras are waist flash shit, what's the caption?
Speaker 3: Gee, I'll be traveling toilet trees.
Speaker 9: I'm packing tiny toothpaste action pepto bismo tablets.
Speaker 3: Hey, it could happen.
Speaker 9: And when it's time to leave, ooh, I bring those
Speaker 9: mini shambo pottles home with me. Ooh, because when I
Speaker 9: check out, I become a little thief.
Speaker 3: Ooh, grab all.
Speaker 9: The artwork because it's complimentary. Oh, they're gonna leave a
Speaker 9: tip for everyone I eat.
Speaker 3: Yuh.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna miss my daily morning Marguerite, respect the maid.
Speaker 3: Who left the chocolate on the sheet.
Speaker 2: Yuh.
Speaker 3: Because on vacation doesn't matter what I eat.
Speaker 9: No back at the airport getting loaded duty free. I
Speaker 9: might be a tourist, but I'm not touristy.
Speaker 3: I'll be traveling plants, subber.
Speaker 1: I need to make.
Speaker 4: Them right, inspiration to a plane.
Speaker 1: Every time I get one of those little napkins.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm going to think of this song, you know,
Speaker 3: it's been a long time when you're actually excited to
Speaker 3: get back into the airport of.
Speaker 1: A lot and every time you leave your hotel room. Okay,
Speaker 1: sunscreen glasses, what was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wallet Walla, you need this song alright. So I
Speaker 3: know it's been a while since we took that big
Speaker 3: summer trip. And whether it's going to be a week
Speaker 3: at Disney World or a road trip to mom Talk
Speaker 3: cruise to Cambodia, whatever it is that you have on
Speaker 3: the books, this is all about making new memories in
Speaker 3: new places this summer.
Speaker 1: Figure not that caption exactly.
Speaker 3: Texting to seven eighty five nine to let us know
Speaker 3: what you thought about the song of the week. Also,
Speaker 3: if you have any travel plans set up, go ahead
Speaker 3: and let us know where you're going to be.
Speaker 4: I remember you're going.
Speaker 2: You can always watch a video that includes Alexis dancing
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: I can dance a little more than normal this time.
Speaker 3: Check it out on the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, the
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey Instagram, or our Facebook.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, we're still getting text into seven eight
Speaker 3: five nine two about my song of the week. We
Speaker 3: are if you missed it instead of singing the song
Speaker 3: I'm a Savage by Megan the Stallion. I sang my
Speaker 3: own version called I'll be traveling because it's vacation time
Speaker 3: for millions of people around the country, just in time
Speaker 3: for summer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Now we got some text into seven eight five nine
Speaker 3: two one said Jeffy the Stallion, you got me so
Speaker 3: pumped for summer. I want to kiss you on the
Speaker 3: lips right now. Thank you. Amazing song. I'm not sure
Speaker 3: if that person's going to be traveling, but if you are,
Speaker 3: I'm sure TSA would be more than happy to kiss
Speaker 3: you and do other intimate stuff for you.
Speaker 4: Let's just ask for a frisk.
Speaker 1: Yeahous, you have ASA? What are you doing in security?
Speaker 3: What are you not doing? You're doing it wrong, not
Speaker 3: doing the good stuff. Another text came in that said
Speaker 3: love the song. Would you guy guys ever be up
Speaker 3: for doing a contest called Adventures with Alexis, where she
Speaker 3: leads a group of listeners on an epic bar crawl.
Speaker 3: I would pay almost fifty bucks to do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, more than that, but yeah, I do yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty yeah, more than that until two bars will let
Speaker 1: you in because they don't believe your idea. Israel not sure.
Speaker 3: If that's the kind of traveling that I was referring
Speaker 3: to in the song, But I'm still up for it.
Speaker 3: I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, traveling on foot still.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah sure. If you like the song, if you
Speaker 3: missed it or you want to hear it again, go
Speaker 3: check it out on the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube. It's
Speaker 3: also up on Brook and Jeffrey's Facebook and our Instagram page.
Speaker 3: Share it with someone who's preparing for their epic summer vacation.
Speaker 5: That's awesome, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, U.
Speaker 3: Turn it up because we've got Steve from Edmunds back
Speaker 3: on the phone once again to take you on, Brooke. Now,
Speaker 3: Steve is zero to two against you all time, but
Speaker 3: he does have one up on you.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: Because Steve is retired thanks to Cryptoay, you're rich, Steve.
Speaker 3: You want to give Brooke a suck it real quick?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Just suck it.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: How young were you when you got to retire.
Speaker 10: And a half?
Speaker 7: No magic formula?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that was just hard work and dedication.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you were like twenty six.
Speaker 8: The right time, brother, because some people are gonna work
Speaker 8: their whole lives now because of crypto.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, so you just keep on joining retirement. We
Speaker 3: got a grind here and move on to the game.
Speaker 3: Brooks leaving the studio. Well that happens, you know how
Speaker 3: works thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
Speaker 3: you gotta beat Brooke out right to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 7: I am ready, sure, all right to get.
Speaker 3: In the win column.
Speaker 9: Here.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Musician Miles Davis was born on
Speaker 3: this day in nineteen twenty six. He famously played what
Speaker 3: brass instrument Trump? What does the TV network NBC stand for?
Speaker 2: National Broadcast Corporation?
Speaker 3: Montero Lamar Hill is the real name of what Rapper past?
Speaker 3: What is McDonald's best selling item McNuggets. A person who
Speaker 3: studies celestial objects to understand human behavior is called what.
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: The bikini made its debut in which decade?
Speaker 10: I can repeat that the.
Speaker 3: Bikini made its debut in which decade?
Speaker 7: Forty?
Speaker 3: All right, that was good work by Steve today, well done.
Speaker 3: We're going to bring the brook back into the studio
Speaker 3: and off of the air. Steve told our producer he
Speaker 3: has summer plans to go fishing, and even gave us
Speaker 3: permission to do a remote broadcast on his twenty foot boat.
Speaker 8: Yeah, have extra life jackets because I can't swim.
Speaker 7: I have extra ones on board for you, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's required by law. There you go.
Speaker 10: Can you just hold on a minute.
Speaker 7: I got to run down the street and catch my
Speaker 7: it escaped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. I thought it was kind of so gullible.
Speaker 1: Do you get the prey call? And then I just
Speaker 1: still felt for it.
Speaker 3: I suck it again.
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, here it goes. Your time starts now. Musician
Speaker 3: Miles Davis was born on this day in nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 3: He famously played what brass instrument trumpet? What does the
Speaker 3: TV network NBC stand for?
Speaker 1: National Broadcasting Company?
Speaker 3: Montero Lamar Hill is the real name of what.
Speaker 1: Rapper uh Lil Wayne?
Speaker 3: What is McDonald's best selling item Big Mac? A person
Speaker 3: who studies celestial objects to understand human behavior is called what.
Speaker 1: The Horoscope people astrologist.
Speaker 3: The Bikini made its debut in which decade.
Speaker 1: I'm Gonna Go Bikini was the fifties.
Speaker 3: I think it might be a close game here. We're
Speaker 3: gonna find out for sure when we go to the
Speaker 3: scoreboard with Jose. Check your patties, blanos.
Speaker 8: I'm not wearing any, all right, Steve, you got three correct.
Speaker 3: Solid and brook.
Speaker 8: You had to go over with the judges to see
Speaker 8: if we would give you one.
Speaker 4: And we did.
Speaker 2: Okay, also three, Oh, Steve, you know what's I does.
Speaker 3: Go to the house on this. Let's get the You're
Speaker 3: gonna get these answers in. Musician Miles dave Is born
Speaker 3: on this day, nineteen twenty six, famously played the trumpet
Speaker 3: NBC stands for National Broadcast Company, and he said corporation.
Speaker 3: So we did not see Yeah, you said corporation. Montero
Speaker 3: Lamar Hill is the real name of Lil Nass X.
Speaker 7: Terror.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it was an album too, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: McDonald's best selling item is their French fries. They sell
Speaker 3: nine million pounds of fries each day.
Speaker 8: But I get see either your answers he said, nuggets,
Speaker 8: he said, big.
Speaker 4: Man, it's also good.
Speaker 3: Oh just made me hungry.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 3: The person who studies celestial objects understand human behavior is
Speaker 3: called an astrologer.
Speaker 4: And this was where the controversy was.
Speaker 8: But an astrologist is also used to describe it, so.
Speaker 3: Brooke got credit for that was the controversy, and the
Speaker 3: bikini made its debut. Steve remembers back in the nineteen forties,
Speaker 3: I won. Now unfortunely. We can't give you any money here, Steve,
Speaker 3: but just we're playing. You do get a fifty dollars
Speaker 3: gift card to Zeke's Pizza Homegrown in the Northwest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, Steve.
Speaker 3: Do you want to ask Steve his favorite topic too? No,
Speaker 3: not that curious.
Speaker 2: What kind of fish do you want to catch this summer?
Speaker 7: Mhm, famine?
Speaker 2: Like, oh, salmon, somebody said, Paula River just came out,
Speaker 2: he said, phantom, And I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 3: Put that on your all right? Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 3: We love you, to love you back to do Windbrooks
Speaker 3: bout the same time on Monday
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning