Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that organized a team of people
Speaker 1: in neon green suits to break into the local newsroom
Speaker 1: and harass the weather. No one at home in what
Speaker 1: was happening? It was brilliant being dragged off the broadcast.
Speaker 1: Where's he going?
Speaker 2: I wanted?
Speaker 1: It's all thanks to laser stories. This segment will read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other ring brains
Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of Omaha, Nebraska. Recently,
Speaker 1: a middle aged woman with gray hair went through a
Speaker 1: Burger King drive through and she was told her total
Speaker 1: would be about eight dollars.
Speaker 2: Why you gotta bring up the gray hair, Jeffery, seems
Speaker 2: like you're just slamming her.
Speaker 1: These are it's hard hitting newscasts. This is what's being reported.
Speaker 2: Yeah, middle aged women a little plump around the midsection.
Speaker 1: But you heard it here first. But when the woman
Speaker 1: pulled up to the window, the employee handed her a
Speaker 1: small bottle of milk and told her the order was
Speaker 1: actually less than she was previously quoted. So it's nice.
Speaker 1: Instead of eight bucks, she only needed seven for the meal.
Speaker 2: Cool a dollar off?
Speaker 1: How is this new so far, So what did the
Speaker 1: gray haired woman in the car do with that information? No,
Speaker 1: she did the unexpected and threw the milk bottle back,
Speaker 1: hitting the employee.
Speaker 2: I want to pay, black intolerant you.
Speaker 1: The employee was not injured, but was in shock as
Speaker 1: the woman sped off the milk throwing assailant, never got
Speaker 1: her order and never paid.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: The police are investigating, but they're doubtful anything comes of it.
Speaker 1: This makes more sense why it was described as like
Speaker 1: a gray haired, middle aged her. Well, the employee was
Speaker 1: so upset, like describing it.
Speaker 2: Crosy that woman could use some bowtons. Marked that down
Speaker 2: on the police.
Speaker 1: She had rickety shaky hands. On the Facebook page, the
Speaker 1: county sheriff said this wasn't the first incident where people
Speaker 1: threw their food or drink back at a drive through
Speaker 1: worker on treat them better.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how fast food can make you so angry.
Speaker 1: Another reason why robots wills would be handling all of
Speaker 1: our meals but through the milk of the robots. Then
Speaker 1: you're my new robots. Yeah, marking, I hate my life.
Speaker 1: Their stories out of the UK A few years back,
Speaker 1: a British couple could not believe their luck when they
Speaker 1: went outside their house one morning only to see that
Speaker 1: the world famous street artist Banksy had left a giant,
Speaker 1: twenty foot mural of a seagull on the side of
Speaker 1: their house.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I like that.
Speaker 1: If you don't know. Work by the mysterious British artists
Speaker 1: has fetched anywhere from six million to twenty four million
Speaker 1: dollars when it goes to ship. But the family's dream
Speaker 1: quickly turned into a living nightmare because over the course
Speaker 1: of the last two years, crowds of thousands have flocked
Speaker 1: to their home.
Speaker 2: Oh ye can think about.
Speaker 1: That trying to see it. So they've had to fight
Speaker 1: vandals who try to paint over the mural, or thieves
Speaker 1: to try to chip off the painted sections to resell
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Is that crazy? So i'one gonna just go
Speaker 1: make a random wall famous. Yes, that's really.
Speaker 2: Cool and it's your wall in your house.
Speaker 1: That would be an had to hire a security guard
Speaker 1: to watch over the mural at night, and the entire
Speaker 1: ordeal is costing them almost fifty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1: Then you just sell them at home. I bet it's
Speaker 1: appreciated value. Well, the family says they can't live like
Speaker 1: this anymore, and the only way forward is to have
Speaker 1: the twenty two ton mural removed. But you can do
Speaker 1: that the undertake the wall off It would last months
Speaker 1: and involve reinforcing the seagull artwork with twelve layers of
Speaker 1: resin in fiberglass plus five tons of steel, and then
Speaker 1: using a forty foot crane to haul it away. So
Speaker 1: they want to save the piece.
Speaker 2: So they can't do a DIY is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: There's no YouTube video for how it would cost them
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to get that done.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then after that they hope to
Speaker 1: sell the twenty foot mural to offset the costs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And while a lot of the Banksy pieces have gone
Speaker 1: for millions of dollars, a twenty foot mural of a
Speaker 1: bird is estimated to only fetch six figures. So it's
Speaker 1: like they're hoping to just break even and get their
Speaker 1: life back to normal.
Speaker 2: Just paint over it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I.
Speaker 2: Thought the same Actually is angry? I mean Banks would
Speaker 2: appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Don't let brook visit the louver? Yeah, yeah, Brooks, how
Speaker 1: to make these lines shorter? Let's go to your next
Speaker 1: Lazer story out of Music Mania Headquarters. Oh not the Mania.
Speaker 1: Here's a question that'll get a million different answers. What
Speaker 1: is the best karaoke song? Pop TikTok are arguing about Jesse.
Speaker 1: Some guy with three million followers posted his top five picks,
Speaker 1: and he didn't rank them, but he thinks the last
Speaker 1: one here is the best song. It's done well.
Speaker 2: I mean that's always the key, right.
Speaker 1: So his picks are Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Respects by Aretha Franklin, Come On Eileen by Dexys. Midnight
Speaker 1: Riders is.
Speaker 2: A little older. Does anyone are actual lyrics or do you.
Speaker 1: Just is more popular? Island in the Sun.
Speaker 2: By Wheezer Really dance to that though.
Speaker 1: Finally, this is the one he says is the best
Speaker 1: if it's done right. Okay, it's the end of the
Speaker 1: world as we know it.
Speaker 2: I've heard that, I swear to God, I've heard that
Speaker 2: every time I've ever gone here.
Speaker 1: You can get into that, I seem. But it's only
Speaker 1: good if you've memorized it. If you nail it, it's
Speaker 1: gonna crush. If you don't know it, it'll flop.
Speaker 2: It's truly the end of the world. Wow.
Speaker 1: Since his post went viral, people in the comments I've
Speaker 1: been going bananas about two of the most obvious snubs,
Speaker 1: Sweet Caroline and bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but here's something Friends in Love places Garth bro We're talking.
Speaker 2: That's the only country song karaoke.
Speaker 1: Here's something to show just how how subjective a list
Speaker 1: like this really is. Because last fall, Billboard ranked the
Speaker 1: one hundred best karaoke songs of all time, none of
Speaker 1: the ones that we've mentioned made it into their top ten.
Speaker 2: Billboard Okay, Boabian Rhapsody Queen if It's done right, they gave.
Speaker 1: The top spot to my personal favorite, man Like a Wama.
Speaker 1: Also I Want It that Way by Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 2: Recently, no one was singing along with me.
Speaker 1: Well, it's sound like a wounded I would look at
Speaker 1: the self performance that went into that more talking. Also
Speaker 1: I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor and Shallow by Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Tell us what Yours is? Text
Speaker 1: in seven, eight, five nine, two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, text us, I wonder what the listeners saying.
Speaker 1: Out of Dating and Mating Central. You haven't been here
Speaker 1: in a while. Even though Jose hasn't been here, he
Speaker 1: knows this. If you're a single guy, you should always
Speaker 1: carry protection. That's right, Yeah, that's casual hookup could happen anywhere, yea,
Speaker 1: even in the unexpected circumstances. And I say that because
Speaker 1: in a recent poll, nearly one in eight guys under
Speaker 1: the age of thirty five ad meant to bringing a
Speaker 1: condom to a funeral. W Wait a minute, justin.
Speaker 2: Put it in. People are sad.
Speaker 1: Imagine showing up late and you're like, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: sorry this ceremony started. It is unclear they specifically slipped
Speaker 1: it in their pocket for the ceremony or if they
Speaker 1: just had it tucked in their wallet already always have
Speaker 1: one on.
Speaker 2: I don't know Grandpa would want it this way either.
Speaker 1: I finally lost it. The men who answered yes, they
Speaker 1: do say you gotta play it safe, and you know
Speaker 1: you mean, like, oh, the funeral home director may be at.
Speaker 1: In a less morbid stat about one in four millennials
Speaker 1: say that they've brought protection to their high school reunion.
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure, I could see that. There should be
Speaker 2: four and four. I guess a lot of.
Speaker 1: Them are married, though shockingly. No, not all of those
Speaker 1: men were Brooks exes. Yeah, this guy dated Brooke back
Speaker 1: in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2: Breakup. You have to bring it up again.
Speaker 1: Jeff Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Friday
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.