Speaker 1: We talked about this just the other day, the top
Speaker 1: senior pranks that kids have pulled off at their Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple of new ones just made the headlines over
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 2: It was pretty innocent. The second not so much.
Speaker 1: Okay, But first, some seniors in Fort Mead, Maryland listed
Speaker 1: their high school.
Speaker 2: On zillow ah, and they set it for.
Speaker 1: The bargain price of forty two thousand and sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 2: That's a deal. It's that like a forty seven bedroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you remember like ten years ago they did
Speaker 3: this on Craigslist before?
Speaker 4: Thing?
Speaker 2: Wow, Now this is like the classy listing. Between the
Speaker 2: two of those, they're like, is it not redfit?
Speaker 3: But if how highly do they think of their school?
Speaker 3: It's if you split up.
Speaker 1: The numbers, that's four, twenty and sixty.
Speaker 2: Good job high school. Those kids are going to college.
Speaker 2: YOU'REX nice if you get it.
Speaker 3: Don't care what you say. Youth does not change. Never
Speaker 3: never get the same jokes we would have made.
Speaker 1: In the online description, they wrote twelve thousand square foot
Speaker 1: half working jail well, twenty bedrooms and fifteen bathrooms, and
Speaker 1: they said, quote, all fifteen restrooms come with sewage issues,
Speaker 1: but there is a nice spacious kitchen and dining room
Speaker 1: area with the private basketball court. So of course listing
Speaker 1: went viral on Facebook, and the school played along, actually
Speaker 1: commenting that the property's value is vastly underestimated and it's
Speaker 1: not going to be on the market law so Zilo
Speaker 1: eventually pulled down the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the second prank, that.
Speaker 1: One not as clever, more just vandalizing school problem.
Speaker 3: This is not going to go well for some.
Speaker 1: Kids in Burlington, North Carolina broke into their high school
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and they filled up
Speaker 1: the toilets and urinals with cement.
Speaker 3: What they destroyed the entire plumbing system because at.
Speaker 2: Least four thousand dollars in property.
Speaker 1: Day at least that's the minimum estimate, And now the
Speaker 1: kids are facing possible criminal charges for the funny senior prank.
Speaker 3: My god, so far.
Speaker 2: Down those go. But like you solidfy, yes, if you
Speaker 2: flushed it, if you flush the.
Speaker 1: Cements, should have been more clever like those four twenty
Speaker 1: sixty nine kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, those.
Speaker 1: Second ones are going to end up working in a
Speaker 1: dead end job like radio.
Speaker 2: Answering shot color questions every morning. You're going to be plumbers.
Speaker 1: Jake, why don't we give those future students an idea
Speaker 1: of what their radio careers are going to look like?
Speaker 2: Down again, give us a question to really depress us.
Speaker 5: Welcome guys and gams to Brooking Jeffrey Ballpark for another
Speaker 5: rousing game of asking. Answer the smell of incompetence is
Speaker 5: intoxicating this morning? Or it may just be that can
Speaker 5: of lead based paint I mistook for coffee that's causing
Speaker 5: my vision to blur and my voice to become more
Speaker 5: transatlantic by the second.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep drinking?
Speaker 5: Let's just need my job before I pass out. Let's
Speaker 5: go oh by today's line up? Leading off, leading off,
Speaker 5: of course, we've got Alexis swollen eyes, full our, followed
Speaker 5: up by booless Jose Bologos. Then it's the maven of
Speaker 5: tax evasion Brooke Fox and your cleanup hit up puts
Speaker 5: the jack in jack Itch miss the Jeffrey dupout.
Speaker 2: So let's play ball on.
Speaker 5: Another one and done. Shock collar Question of the.
Speaker 2: Day ride beautiful day game. Oh, let's go to Alexis.
Speaker 2: I am Alexis. What's older?
Speaker 5: The invention of the helicopter or the creation of the
Speaker 5: peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Speaker 4: What's the saying about bread? Isn't it like the bread
Speaker 4: Betty White?
Speaker 2: Don't help her her come up with it?
Speaker 5: Something about Bretty White.
Speaker 4: Like something that it's shocking ones older than the other.
Speaker 5: But Betty White in a helicopter.
Speaker 2: She's tried to.
Speaker 3: Say that slice bread wasn't around until after Betty White
Speaker 3: was born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, old, yes, and so now I'm trying to put
Speaker 4: helicopters in that timeframe.
Speaker 5: Also, peanut butter and jelly coped.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know sandwiches bread. You guys are wasting
Speaker 4: my time. Peanut butter jelly's older?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: Alexa said the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is older
Speaker 5: than the helicopter. The helicopter was invented in nineteen oh seven,
Speaker 5: PB and j was invented in nineteen oh one. From
Speaker 5: the Boston Cooking School magazine, Alexis is somehow safe?
Speaker 2: Jose.
Speaker 5: In Japan, there's a custom that if a professional sumo
Speaker 5: wrestler can make your baby cry, the child will live
Speaker 5: a long and happy life. Is that true or false?
Speaker 3: The babies seems like it'd be pretty easy. Babies cry
Speaker 3: a lot, and those are big you.
Speaker 2: Know, why would that be like a sign of long life. Well,
Speaker 2: I think in.
Speaker 1: Japanese culture they have a lot of symbolism, and it's like,
Speaker 1: maybe scare the scare out of the baby so they're
Speaker 1: happy the rest of their life.
Speaker 2: You know what I fear out early.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds kind of fun to invite assumo wrestler
Speaker 3: into the labor and delivery.
Speaker 2: Are talking me into it now, so now I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say it's true.
Speaker 5: James Jose said true, and that is true. There's a
Speaker 5: special ceremony where the wrestlers bounce the babies on their
Speaker 5: lap and more in their faces and Jose both on bass.
Speaker 3: Baby doesn't cry when that happens.
Speaker 5: Brook In Madagascar, there's a tribe that celebrates someone's passing
Speaker 5: with a dance. Seven years after they are buried. The
Speaker 5: tribe digs them up and dances with their body to
Speaker 5: hip hop music. Is that true or false?
Speaker 1: Like me? But I.
Speaker 3: Mean I probably would have believed it until you brought
Speaker 3: in hip hop music. Like what do they pull out
Speaker 3: like an old eighties boom box and.
Speaker 2: Just sounds like a good time.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll tell you if you dig me up
Speaker 3: seven years after I die please make it, Missy Elliott,
Speaker 3: that you play it for me. That would be my
Speaker 3: only request. But I think it's false.
Speaker 5: Not drink Brooke said false, and that is true. They
Speaker 5: do their own version of hip hop chance. But yeah,
Speaker 5: the Malagassy tribe in Madagascar practices this ritual to have
Speaker 5: a living party with the dead.
Speaker 3: WHOA how is that not a track we're playing right now?
Speaker 5: Brook, You're getting shocked. Jeffrey, will you join her your question?
Speaker 5: Minnie Mouse's real name is Destiny Misty Mouse, true or false?
Speaker 2: Destiny Stripper.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was Walt Disney's favorite dancer at his like Ghost,
Speaker 1: he would just go there in the twenties.
Speaker 3: Destiny Misty is a terrible name. I mean, that's why
Speaker 3: they didn't go with it. Sorry, if there's any Destiny
Speaker 3: Misty's listening right now.
Speaker 2: But even saying it, it's hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Missy Johnson just texted it. It doesn't even match
Speaker 1: up with Minnie, like if it was a shortened version.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that that's not true.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey said, false, and that is false. Her real name
Speaker 5: is Minerva Mouse. Just as bad as Destiny Misty came
Speaker 5: out in nineteen forty two, looks like Brook is the
Speaker 5: only one getting shocked is.
Speaker 3: At least not getting on a pole Jake.
Speaker 1: You know, Wallbrook gets shocked. She's going to be singing
Speaker 1: the Friend's theme song, I'll be There for You by.
Speaker 5: I'll be there for you, there for you.
Speaker 1: Like a b.
Speaker 2: Did you watch that TV show?
Speaker 1: Brook?
Speaker 2: I don't like that show, jeff Oh wow, it's just
Speaker 2: like they can laughter like squear. Could you be any wrong?
Speaker 2: Let's not that we're moving on for the shame of that.
Speaker 1: We're going to do a phone tap and try and
Speaker 1: recover in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,