Speaker 1: You don't know me concession I can't take back.
Speaker 2: O arm Mouse.
Speaker 1: Speak Texas seventy eighty five nine two says, when I
Speaker 1: was a little kid, my dad used to go to
Speaker 1: the movies every Sunday night by himself. Okay, oh really,
Speaker 1: And now that I'm grown, I'm convinced he was having
Speaker 1: an affair, because that's exactly what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: What air go to the movie? The movies, the affairs
Speaker 2: at the movies?
Speaker 1: Is this a fourteen year old having an affair.
Speaker 2: The fair?
Speaker 1: I don't think I want answers. Yeah, yeah, ilieve that
Speaker 1: was Either way. Secrets can happen in the darkness of
Speaker 1: a movie theater while toy story is playing, or it
Speaker 1: can happen on the dark airwaves of this radio show
Speaker 1: when our listeners come on to air out their dirty laundry.
Speaker 1: Like one of our listeners, she's going by Tiffany today. Tiffany,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Is a voice transformer on.
Speaker 1: To activated voices in disguss. It's activated. Nobody knows who
Speaker 1: you are right now. It's tiff So you are the
Speaker 1: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 2: Okay, So like four years ago, I took this moirly
Speaker 2: cute photo of my niece. She was really little at
Speaker 2: the time, his three. Because your voice got so high,
Speaker 2: I couldn't quite hear what.
Speaker 1: You she took a cute photo with her niece.
Speaker 2: With my niece. Yes, and now she just like seven,
Speaker 2: she's like a big girl now. But when she was
Speaker 2: really little, I used to babysitter a lot, and so
Speaker 2: of course I would post solos of her and I
Speaker 2: did it the first time, and I got like a
Speaker 2: lot of likes because, like I said, she's cute, right.
Speaker 2: So after the first time I did it, I posted
Speaker 2: another one and it got even more likes, and so
Speaker 2: I was like, her, oh, get a little addicted added
Speaker 2: to these likes. Huh yeah, because my niece doesn't look
Speaker 2: like my sister. My niece looks straight up like me.
Speaker 2: She's like a little mini me, right. Yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I just kept posting photos and I noticed that I
Speaker 2: was getting comments from people that are like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: your daughter is so cute.
Speaker 1: So that like strangers were commenting because I obviously if
Speaker 1: they were friends, yea, it wasn't your dam.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I didn't. I just like hearted the comment.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're you're just like, I love that.
Speaker 2: Comment exactly because it's not a lie that she is
Speaker 2: an adorable daughter. She just doesn't have to be in mine.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I just I guess the confession is that
Speaker 2: I I've just been pretending that she's mine, and like
Speaker 2: literally I just kept posting and like it just kind
Speaker 2: of it kind of got or from there.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are you saying that she's your daughter?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I stole her? Can't you just make the cool
Speaker 2: Anna Alexis is just thinking this is terrible for your
Speaker 2: dating life all caps caption not my so funny that
Speaker 2: you should say that about my dating life because although
Speaker 2: I do appear online to have it, now seven year
Speaker 2: old daughter like she actually knows me, knows that she's
Speaker 2: not my kid, right, And they're just like whatever that
Speaker 2: she's doing her like mommy persona online or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know. So well, sorry, you're you're saying that your
Speaker 1: friends knew that you were lying about it, but they
Speaker 1: didn't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're just like, oh, it's her whatever, it's
Speaker 2: her online thing. You know, Like some people are like,
Speaker 2: I'm risky dogs, and some people are like I plant plants,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, I'm a mom.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're all.
Speaker 2: Your sister has the different feelings about that.
Speaker 1: That you're claiming her daughter as yours.
Speaker 2: No, she has no idea because she's not on social
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, fine, you're like trying to be like
Speaker 2: a mommy influencer or something. Yeah, I mean I had
Speaker 2: eighty thousand people, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have eighty thousand followers.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, I did, aw do I currently do
Speaker 2: until I just comes out to what comes out, Well,
Speaker 2: that's just I'm that it's not true because the fact
Speaker 2: of the matter is that I did meet someone, and
Speaker 2: I because people, like I said, nobody thinks you realize
Speaker 2: that I have a child, but HI will very very
Speaker 2: soon because we're acpecting our first little baby is six
Speaker 2: on oh Rock, you're.
Speaker 1: Pregnant mommy influencer who's finally going to have their first kid.
Speaker 2: I know, just kind of my worries, like, so I
Speaker 2: have to like say I have baby number two. I don't. No,
Speaker 2: I don't even know how much.
Speaker 1: Life as a whole lie now you know.
Speaker 2: It's ruined everything though you know, this is actually my
Speaker 2: first baby, and I couldn't do like a big old
Speaker 2: baby shower, you know, like all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And in your defense, if you come out and say, okay,
Speaker 1: that was my niece. Now all your followers and everyone's
Speaker 1: ye hate you. You're a liar.
Speaker 2: You know what. You're going to think that all of
Speaker 2: my parenting advice was bad. Yeah, it is because you're
Speaker 2: a parent.
Speaker 1: Unless you can invent some sort of anti aging cream
Speaker 1: that you rubbed on your daughter that turned her back
Speaker 1: into a new.
Speaker 2: Or maybe your new baby will be a Benjamin Button
Speaker 2: and it'll be seven years old. Theress I don't know
Speaker 2: is there is there a graceful exit or am I
Speaker 2: just gonna have pie? Or I don't know with baby
Speaker 2: formula all over my face? Like yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even know. I don't feel like I can give
Speaker 1: advice on this. I think you move countries our talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just delete the account, Oh Brooke, we'd rather move country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take fun of your baby abroad?
Speaker 1: God, is your baby standing in front of the louver
Speaker 1: in Paris with like a little barreton holding a bag?
Speaker 1: Get so many likes.
Speaker 2: As that's what I'm gonna get. I follow that.
Speaker 1: Baby now. We want ten percent of the cut of
Speaker 1: whatever you get brilliant. Guys have fun moving next to seven, eight, five,
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Speaker 1: been holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide
Speaker 1: your identity, and make you the next mass speaker your fall.
Speaker 1: Tapp's coming up right after this.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.