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Speaker 2: A good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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Speaker 8: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, you know,
Speaker 8: one of the things about being successful. And I was
Speaker 8: sharing this just the other day with a young man
Speaker 8: and he asked me. He said, hey, man, I just
Speaker 8: don't see how you get up that early in the morning.
Speaker 8: I just don't see how, man, it would kill me
Speaker 8: to get up this early in the morning. Well, I
Speaker 8: sat down and I'm listening to it because it's just
Speaker 8: a thousand times I've heard it, you know, and my
Speaker 8: life is, you know, not too different from a lot
Speaker 8: of people's lives. There's a lot of people out there
Speaker 8: that rise early. And I just sit there, man, because
Speaker 8: I mean, first of all, I'm grateful to be able
Speaker 8: to have a job. I'm so grateful to be able
Speaker 8: to do one and several that I happened to enjoy doing.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know it's work and it's difficult at times,
Speaker 8: but I mean, you know I wanted this.
Speaker 2: You know you got it.
Speaker 8: You know you can't ask God for none any give
Speaker 8: it to you and be mad that you got it.
Speaker 8: Don't make no sense. You know the problem with asking
Speaker 8: God for stuff is a lot of times we ask
Speaker 8: it for stuff, we don't really know what all it encompasses,
Speaker 8: what all it really is. And I ask for this,
Speaker 8: now along the way, I've gotten far more than I
Speaker 8: asked for.
Speaker 2: I want you to do. Understand that, and you know
Speaker 2: that's His grace at work in my life.
Speaker 8: But I get up early and I go to work
Speaker 8: because I do understand something that it is not walking
Speaker 8: up to you. Nobody walks up to people normally and
Speaker 8: just hand them checks all the time, and enough checks
Speaker 8: to sustain your life, and not only sustain it, but
Speaker 8: to have a life that where you could enjoy and
Speaker 8: do some of the things you want to do. I
Speaker 8: don't know the person that walks out hands out that
Speaker 8: money just to be doing it. And then with a
Speaker 8: lifestyle though, where you can you know, give your kids
Speaker 8: a Christmas, you know, take your family vacation, you know,
Speaker 8: a year once a year. I don't know nobody passing
Speaker 8: out to kind of money. So I get up early
Speaker 8: in the morning and I get at it. I was
Speaker 8: taught to get up early in the morning by my
Speaker 8: father because my father says, aint, nothing gonna come to
Speaker 8: you while you lay in there. And you know what,
Speaker 8: It's just true, man, It's just a little common sense.
Speaker 8: Little old people smart man. They've been around long time.
Speaker 8: You don't get you know, some old foods out there,
Speaker 8: but you know you don't have to deal with them.
Speaker 8: But old people are pretty smart, man. They've learned a
Speaker 8: lot along the way. And waking up early and getting
Speaker 8: at it is one of them things. And I ask
Speaker 8: everybody man to think about this scenario of your life.
Speaker 8: If a day has twenty four hours in it, and
Speaker 8: let's just say you choose to sleep eight of those
Speaker 8: hours because they tell you you need eight hours sleep,
Speaker 8: So you sleep eight hours, that's a third of your
Speaker 8: life asleep already, just a third of your life is
Speaker 8: spent asleep. If you gonna do eight hours a day. Now,
Speaker 8: let's say you have a job that you work eight
Speaker 8: hours and it is not the job of your dreams.
Speaker 8: It's not your dream career, your dream profession. It's just
Speaker 8: the one you took, like all of us, to get
Speaker 8: it started. And then, like all of us, some of
Speaker 8: us end up having to state that because we've created
Speaker 8: these bills, because we check the check, so we can't
Speaker 8: leave it because we'll lose what we've worked for. So
Speaker 8: let's just say you got a job that you go
Speaker 8: to work to for eight hours. That's another third of
Speaker 8: your life. That's two thirds of your life. Feel how
Speaker 8: you want to feel about your two thirds? Well, I
Speaker 8: like sleep? Okay, cool, there's a scripture about that too.
Speaker 8: But now you spent two thirds of your life one
Speaker 8: on a job you don't care for if you're not
Speaker 8: happy that, or one that just pays the bills, and
Speaker 8: it's not your dream job or career. Another third of
Speaker 8: your life is sleep. Oh now, let's hold on. Let's
Speaker 8: talk about the one hour of preparation that it may
Speaker 8: take to get to the job. That's seventeen hours. Let's
Speaker 8: say your drive time. Let's say getting to your job
Speaker 8: for the average person is anywhere between thirty to an
Speaker 8: Hour's an average of what it takes to average person. Now,
Speaker 8: some people out there hustling way harder than that. But
Speaker 8: let's just say your average is an hour getting to work.
Speaker 8: You add another hour to that going to work. You've
Speaker 8: now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four doing
Speaker 8: something that's either nonproductive, you're not happy with, you're not
Speaker 8: pleased about. It is not your dream job, it's not
Speaker 8: your dream profession. And rest of the time you sleep.
Speaker 8: Eighteen hours. Now you got to come from the job,
Speaker 8: so let's just say it's another hour to get back home.
Speaker 8: That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out of a twenty four
Speaker 8: hour day. You now have five hours left in your day. Oh,
Speaker 8: you watch TV two hours a day. Okay, excuse me.
Speaker 2: Let's put now you put two hours of TV on
Speaker 2: that you've just spent twenty one.
Speaker 8: You now have three hours in the day to do
Speaker 8: something super productive for the development of yourself and the
Speaker 8: future of your family and your future as a person
Speaker 8: and what you can provide for your family.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 8: Oh, I need to chill, I need to smoke one.
Speaker 8: Oh oh, I needed some time at happy hour. Seem
Speaker 8: like all I do is dry to work and go
Speaker 8: to work. I'm gonna go out with the fellas drink one. Okay,
Speaker 8: Let's say you spend two hours at Happy Ill nobody
Speaker 8: go to a Happy Hours just for a hour. Let's
Speaker 8: say you spend two hours at Happy I'll all smokeing
Speaker 8: all some video games. Let's throw that in there. Two
Speaker 8: hours of smoking, chilling video games. That's twenty three hours
Speaker 8: of your day gone. Don't you see how your day
Speaker 8: slips away from you? So why would you get up early?
Speaker 8: You get up early to get a jump. You get
Speaker 8: up early to produce, to plan, to become productive. You
Speaker 8: get up early in the morning to care about every
Speaker 8: single minute of your day. You wake up early in
Speaker 8: the morning because you have a plan, a mission, You
Speaker 8: have something you want to accomplish. The earlier you get up,
Speaker 8: the more time you have just for you to devote
Speaker 8: to your plan. You map it out, you make them,
Speaker 8: send some emails, whatever it is you need to do
Speaker 8: to get your dream underway.
Speaker 2: Then you go get ready. Then you get in your
Speaker 2: car and go to work.
Speaker 8: Then you go to your job, but on your job,
Speaker 8: instead of sitting at your lunch break messing around with
Speaker 8: a bunch of people laughing and talking about nothing, playing dominoes.
Speaker 8: Why don't you take that hour to do some more research,
Speaker 8: to send out some more emails, to put some feelings
Speaker 8: out there, to see what can get you in the
Speaker 8: place that you want to be. Then when you get off,
Speaker 8: instead of driving straight home, why don't you go somewhere
Speaker 8: in a meeting, you take in a session with some
Speaker 8: people in a positive mental state, group of people that
Speaker 8: get together. Network for business, not drink at happy hour.
Speaker 8: I set network for business. So after you've done that
Speaker 8: eight that you don't really care for on a job,
Speaker 8: you spend some more time pursuing, looking into researching, working
Speaker 8: towards sending out some more applications, putting it in some
Speaker 8: more time to build your new app discussing some more
Speaker 8: network ideas. Okay, that's your happy hour. Then when you
Speaker 8: go home, instead of chilling drinking one, having a cold one,
Speaker 8: smoking one, playing a video game, why don't you take
Speaker 8: that two hours and devote that to that business idea.
Speaker 8: You got to that family that you talk about, you
Speaker 8: really want spend some time with your children, put something
Speaker 8: into them.
Speaker 2: Do something.
Speaker 8: Man, with all these precious hours that God gives all
Speaker 8: of us in the course of a day. Take advantage
Speaker 8: of every minute of that. No human being has more
Speaker 8: than twenty four hours a day, including myself. But if
Speaker 8: you care about every single minute of that day, you'll
Speaker 8: be amazed at how much you could get accomplished in
Speaker 8: a twenty four hour day. But you can't get none
Speaker 8: of that happening because you sleep, and you chilling and
Speaker 8: you smoking. Okay, what has that done for you, your
Speaker 8: family or your future? Care about every minute of your day.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen and ladies, boys and girls, girls
Speaker 8: and boys, monkey trainers, circus, clowns, circu the sole performers,
Speaker 8: anybody that do burlesque, anybody that does Broadway, anybody that
Speaker 8: does church plays.
Speaker 2: All of you that are on the.
Speaker 8: Praise team, the dance praise team, who did not qualify
Speaker 8: for gymnastics in school. Yeah, I'm talking to all of
Speaker 8: them who has put on a little bit wait over
Speaker 8: the years and can no longer jump and have joined
Speaker 8: the praise team. I need everybody's attention. I need all
Speaker 8: churches who allow people in the choir just because they
Speaker 8: come down there and start singing. We need to start
Speaker 8: doing auditions, single solo auditions, your turn.
Speaker 2: This is the key.
Speaker 8: We singing in ding ding ding ding ding and hit
Speaker 8: that note and single solo auditions.
Speaker 2: That is what we need.
Speaker 8: And that's who I'm talking to this morning. And one
Speaker 8: more person, the tambourine player at the church that really
Speaker 8: shouldn't have it, that you want to take her tambourine.
Speaker 8: I'm talking to all of y'all morning. This is the
Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Good morning, Shirley Strawberry calling for real,
Speaker 8: the Mouth of the South, Mississippi, Monica and the legend
Speaker 8: that is Nephew Tummy.
Speaker 1: All that off your chest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, because I.
Speaker 9: Always wanted a tambourine. It was always one person that
Speaker 9: just help the tambourine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we took it. We took it from a girl
Speaker 2: at our.
Speaker 1: Church because she just wasn't she didn't rhythm.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and we gave it to Sister Bernice. Sister Bernice
Speaker 8: was getting mad at her because she was trying to
Speaker 8: over a tambourine. Sister Bernice and the ultimate tambourine players,
Speaker 8: So we took her from But I tell you my
Speaker 8: real issue on Can I tell you my real is
Speaker 8: the praise dance team. I really these praise dance teams
Speaker 8: young stopped this hill. Listen that just because it's just no, no,
Speaker 8: it's just young stopped this hill.
Speaker 7: What is it about?
Speaker 10: What is it like?
Speaker 2: First of all, I know they didn't make the gymnastics
Speaker 2: or the cheerleading team.
Speaker 1: I know they didn't they the dance squad at school.
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: But what is the dance squad? Though? Actually, for people
Speaker 2: who cannot be major rents.
Speaker 1: We don't their challenge flag.
Speaker 8: That's who they are. They are flag barrels who won't sit,
Speaker 8: go and do something. No stop, y'all need to get
Speaker 8: out of this hit. You can't jump no more. These
Speaker 8: little half jump shy'all be doing. Let's stop. Let's stop
Speaker 8: the praise teams at these church.
Speaker 7: Let's just do the.
Speaker 8: Choir and so we can go home. And you always
Speaker 8: involve watering, throwing stuff.
Speaker 7: You don't watch the praise.
Speaker 2: Welcome with him.
Speaker 10: People have called your preacher, but you're not criticizing the dancers.
Speaker 10: All right, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: we'll run that prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show, It is time now to start your morning
Speaker 10: off with the nephew and run that prank back what
Speaker 10: you got for his nep were.
Speaker 9: About to get all the way up under them, Gum Shirley,
Speaker 9: This right here is ginger iNTS ginger Ins. Okay, we're
Speaker 9: gonna flow off if you way back there with that wisdom,
Speaker 9: do that. If you don't get back up in there,
Speaker 9: Lord ha mercy ginger Viters, let's go.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to read Kelvin Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
Speaker 5: is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing? Calvin?
Speaker 5: Let me make sure I got to write Kelvin Kevin.
Speaker 5: You you at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I work on the fourth floor. Are you in a
Speaker 5: cubicle next to Randy? Yeah, matter of fact, I am.
Speaker 5: But But who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well,
Speaker 5: I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,
Speaker 5: but I'm bringing some news from the job that I
Speaker 5: think you might want to You know, this is some
Speaker 5: news I think that you would probably want to know.
Speaker 5: And uh, I'm just let's just say, I'm an I'm
Speaker 5: an employee from another floor and I got I got
Speaker 5: wind of what was going on on the fourth floor.
Speaker 5: And I wanted to, you know, I wanted to. I
Speaker 5: wanted to bring it to your attention because I think
Speaker 5: on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay,
Speaker 5: So let me get this straight. You can't tell me
Speaker 5: your name, but you work on the floor below me.
Speaker 5: Do you know me? I've seen you before, I've seen
Speaker 5: you before. Okay, no, no, no, no no?
Speaker 4: Do you know me?
Speaker 5: I mean I don't know you know?
Speaker 6: So no?
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, okay, so how did how did
Speaker 5: you get to so called being the spokesperson for people
Speaker 5: who work with me?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 5: Man, Like I say, I just wanted to give you
Speaker 5: the news because the whole fourth floor, it is God's
Speaker 5: has been about you, and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay,
Speaker 5: So obviously the gossip reason about me has gotten to
Speaker 5: you on the third floor, and now you are coming
Speaker 5: to to be my deliverer or so to speak. I'm
Speaker 5: just a guy. I'm just a guy bringing you some news. Man,
Speaker 5: I'm just here it. Let me let me ask you this, bro,
Speaker 5: are you are you flossing at night? What business is
Speaker 5: that of yours? I'm just I'm just that asking are
Speaker 5: you flossing at night. Do you floss on a regular basis? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I floss on a regular basis. What that got to
Speaker 5: do with the price of tea in time? Okay, where's
Speaker 5: the last time you've been to the dentist?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 5: Who the hell are you? Let me tell you to
Speaker 5: be honest, what you mean?
Speaker 6: My problem is not really with you.
Speaker 5: I'm really upset with the people on the floor. That's
Speaker 5: not telling you. But you know why, why ain't you
Speaker 5: talking to them? What the problem is, man, is that
Speaker 5: it is that they talking about you and they're not
Speaker 5: telling you what your issue is. So let's get to
Speaker 5: the issue at hand. So you are flossing. You are flossing,
Speaker 5: that's what you're saying. Damn straight, I flass Okay, are
Speaker 5: you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't have
Speaker 5: to You don't have to question me about my hygienic makeup.
Speaker 5: You don't know me, you have never talked to me.
Speaker 5: But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks that
Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm not siding with them, brother, I'm not
Speaker 5: siding with him. But here's the call on their behalf.
Speaker 5: You're siding with them, Okay, kel kell Man, kel Ken
Speaker 5: listen to this is day dude. Really, you don't even
Speaker 5: know me and you're gonna approach me like this, So, Kevin,
Speaker 5: they think you have ginger vitas? Oh, I mean, are you?
Speaker 5: Will you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below
Speaker 5: your gums? Will the dentists do what you do? And
Speaker 5: I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and I
Speaker 5: go more than every six months, So what the hell
Speaker 5: are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay,
Speaker 5: And everybody's saying that it's you. Is your breath, that's
Speaker 5: that's just you know, they saying they were in the
Speaker 5: fourth floor to go down to the lobby just to
Speaker 5: get some fresh hair. Because that's bullying. Well, this is
Speaker 5: what I want you to do, since you speaking on
Speaker 5: their behalf, tell every one of them, sorry so and souls,
Speaker 5: that if they got a problem with me, they need
Speaker 5: to come approach me, and then if it's that bad,
Speaker 5: I'll blow my strength as breath in their face. Bring
Speaker 5: it off, because this conversation with you is really way
Speaker 5: off face because you have no business calling me telling
Speaker 5: me say, can I give you some some items to
Speaker 5: mix together for you to gargle with later tonight? Can
Speaker 5: so you work, you work in the building, but now
Speaker 5: you're a dentist man. You know what this is bull
Speaker 5: And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning,
Speaker 5: when I matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
Speaker 5: full floor and wait for all these sorry so and
Speaker 5: so to come up there. Who's been talking about me
Speaker 5: behind my back? And guess what you invited to the
Speaker 5: party too? Player, since you're gonna be their representative, each
Speaker 5: one of them lying is when they get in there.
Speaker 5: As far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is
Speaker 5: gonna be a whooping And if you watch some of
Speaker 5: it show up since you the representative, because you can
Speaker 5: get do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Tell?
Speaker 5: Do you do you think it could be some cavities
Speaker 5: or something? Do you think you get the cavity my
Speaker 5: foot in your cabinet? This is what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5: And whoever else you want to try to take it out,
Speaker 5: they gonna get it in there. So guess what it's
Speaker 5: on tomorrow. I know I ain't got gingus. Are you
Speaker 5: only brushing in the morning when you leave for work?
Speaker 5: Are you only bringing Have you not understood me? Don't
Speaker 5: keep questioning me you can question me tomorrow after I
Speaker 5: will be and yours.
Speaker 6: Can you bring?
Speaker 5: Can bring why you try to do? Why'd you do
Speaker 5: me this way? Then I tell you? Then I tell you.
Speaker 5: Can you bring? Can you bring your tooth brush?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Can you bring?
Speaker 5: You bring your toothbrush? It's five fingers on my tooth brush.
Speaker 5: I bring them. They be balled up. And you will
Speaker 5: get to mister cleaning that you ain't never thought you
Speaker 5: would get from a bentist. Okay, just target and man, hey, hey, bruh, broh,
Speaker 5: calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
Speaker 5: get to we're trying to fix the problem. This is
Speaker 5: gonna fix the problem. Kevin. You kicking is not gonna
Speaker 5: change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it. Well,
Speaker 5: guess what, no line jokers to come down there and
Speaker 5: sit in your cubicle.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: So do you you?
Speaker 5: I mean, do you want to know who? Who put
Speaker 5: this out there? I want you to know me when
Speaker 5: you see me tomorrow, go ahead and lay it out
Speaker 5: for me.
Speaker 10: Tell me.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 5: Morning Show. Randy got me the prank phone call you man,
Speaker 5: you know what, you almost talked me to say something.
Speaker 5: You are lined into me. Yeah, you wait Tillas Brandy
Speaker 5: in the morning. You wait till I see him? All right, man,
Speaker 5: give me tell me what is the baddest and I
Speaker 5: mean the baddest radio show in the land without a doubt? Man,
Speaker 5: they got to be Nephew Tommy and the Steve Harvey
Speaker 5: Morning Show? What what? What? What?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: And nothing?
Speaker 7: You get your tea?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: All right, look, thank you.
Speaker 10: Coming up next it is ask the clo our Chief
Speaker 10: Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building. You're listening
Speaker 10: hard morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
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Speaker 10: trying to sue Shannon Sharp for his comments about the
Speaker 10: Mississippi welfare scheme and eighty two year old actor al Pacino.
Speaker 1: Come on, what al Pacino's girlfriend is pregnant.
Speaker 2: I'll turn he can do old white man needs to
Speaker 2: stop this.
Speaker 7: Scarface scarface can do that, he can do that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to these old white men.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead a meeting with you.
Speaker 1: Man Robert de Niro, he from the cole Old family.
Speaker 2: He can do what I can whe are you from.
Speaker 10: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 10: top of the hour, but right now it is time
Speaker 10: to ask the clo Alicia in and Chesapeake says, my
Speaker 10: husband informed me that he's taking money out of our
Speaker 10: savings to help his daughter landscape her yard.
Speaker 1: And I told him, no, he's not.
Speaker 10: We are always bailing his daughter out and her sorry
Speaker 10: husband out of a financial crisis.
Speaker 1: So how do I get it to stop?
Speaker 2: Well, that's a hard way to take your money out
Speaker 2: of savings. You all are older.
Speaker 8: To help somebody landscape a yard, just ain't aything or so,
Speaker 8: this ain't no emergency. And if you ain't got money
Speaker 8: for flowers, then, as just say Finnish, you you're not
Speaker 8: gonna fit the win yard of the week. You're not
Speaker 8: fit to win yard of the week. Now, you're just
Speaker 8: not gonna do it this. You're not feel the man.
Speaker 8: You ain't finna get the green thumb. You ain't finna
Speaker 8: do none of that. You fina live in a little
Speaker 8: barren ass house. We can see whether the bricks is
Speaker 8: touching your foundation around your house. We're not giving you
Speaker 8: no money for the flowers.
Speaker 2: That's it. We're not doing that.
Speaker 8: Because it's just come on now. If it's an emergency,
Speaker 8: I'll help my kids. Yeah, but you wanna put some fly,
Speaker 8: you wanna do some landscap. You need some side what
Speaker 8: do your husband do some munch, some munch, Get your
Speaker 8: ass down the home, deep old man, and and and
Speaker 8: and get busy. Go down there to that do it
Speaker 8: yourself class and then teach you everything down there.
Speaker 2: Hey man, this is what you need. You need a
Speaker 2: spreader for some fertilization.
Speaker 8: You're gonna need yourself a wheelbarrow just to toe little
Speaker 8: stuff around from front to the back. You need the
Speaker 8: little standard set of gardening tools. And then you need
Speaker 8: to get your ass a lawnmower. Now you can't afford
Speaker 8: the one. See if you need the money for landscap,
Speaker 8: you can't get the line owder with your chair on it.
Speaker 8: Your ass got to get the push stand. Yeah, you
Speaker 8: gotta do. You gotta do some physical labor. Dog, This
Speaker 8: is a pair doing too much, doog, that's what this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, way too much no, And.
Speaker 8: I would just say, look, darling, I don't mind helping
Speaker 8: these kids a day in emergency, but please, let's stop
Speaker 8: taking our savings out to bail these people out of
Speaker 8: stuff that ain't even emergency. Now, when emergency call, they
Speaker 8: gonna need more and we ain't gonna have nothing. So
Speaker 8: let's stop this right now. You're not getting a flower
Speaker 8: bed this year.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go next, Chavelle and Boston says.
Speaker 10: I relocated for a great job, and my man of
Speaker 10: ten years came to visit me and he never left.
Speaker 10: I was thinking new city, new man when I moved,
Speaker 10: because I want to get married one day and my
Speaker 10: man is stalling, so is it cool to start dating
Speaker 10: other guys?
Speaker 7: Why did you?
Speaker 2: Does he live with her?
Speaker 1: He came there and never left. She moved to a
Speaker 1: new city for a great.
Speaker 8: Job because she was thinking great new man, new life.
Speaker 8: He's a moocher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a moocher, and
Speaker 8: he moved in with you because it's easy. And you
Speaker 8: know why it's easy, because you ladies, sometimes if you
Speaker 8: a man's life so convenient. Let me let me tell
Speaker 8: you something something I can't quote this exactly. Use something
Speaker 8: like this hard times produces strong men. Strong men produce
Speaker 8: convenient times, Convenient times produce weak men, and weak men
Speaker 8: produce hard times. It goes around hard times strong men
Speaker 8: all the way down to hard times weak men. So
Speaker 8: if you enable a man, if you enable a boy,
Speaker 8: this is what you're gonna end up with. And I'm
Speaker 8: paraphrasing that so I don't have a job. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: I'm gonna find the exact quote because it's really dynamic.
Speaker 2: But that's what happens, man, And you keep you just
Speaker 2: this is making this dude's life convenient. He ain't got
Speaker 2: to marry you, he's conveniently living with you out Yeah,
Speaker 2: ten years he's stalled and stalling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's made up his mind, I think, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Bri and Tampa.
Speaker 10: B says, my boyfriend and I were having sex and
Speaker 10: I asked him if he was enjoying himself, and he
Speaker 10: said he was very sleepy and about to fall asleep.
Speaker 10: We have the same work schedule and sleep schedule, So
Speaker 10: why is he too sleepy to finish having sex?
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 7: That and you know that.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 7: Say?
Speaker 2: It ain't good?
Speaker 1: She's putting him to sleep and.
Speaker 2: It ain't good, y'all. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: It's not necessarily her fault though, mm hmmm, because don't
Speaker 8: we tell you something about sex?
Speaker 2: Man up? Sex is like pecha, Okay, it's.
Speaker 7: Good hot all cold?
Speaker 2: Oh it's good?
Speaker 7: How all cold? Okay?
Speaker 4: Deep?
Speaker 8: You know how many mornings I done woke up and
Speaker 8: we're back in there and that piece was just has
Speaker 8: damn good.
Speaker 7: I know we got a woman up though I can't
Speaker 7: eat cold, I know.
Speaker 8: See that's saying one more time oneman time. First of all,
Speaker 8: you're too damn close to the zoom camera.
Speaker 2: Talk. All I saw is your forehead just now talking
Speaker 2: to up. And he got his DJs on. I ain't
Speaker 2: mad at that. You got a little pimp pa. He
Speaker 2: got a little PJ with the piping on it. You
Speaker 2: know he looked like that. It looked like a little
Speaker 2: ice cream selling uniform.
Speaker 9: Deck Road, Deck roadj okay Wall.
Speaker 8: Dereck Rose got pajamas out. No, not that deare Rose,
Speaker 8: but there's a brand called deck rod Real. I thought
Speaker 8: you're talking about the basketball playing.
Speaker 1: Some no, but Steve, what you was about to say
Speaker 1: they was they were too big, because.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know good that way you ain't got no
Speaker 2: damn Derick Rose. You might as well.
Speaker 8: You might as well have on some sequille O'Neil socks
Speaker 8: a a a a hold of Monica found this quote
Speaker 8: for me. Hard times create strong men. Okay, strong men
Speaker 8: create good times, good times create weak men, and weak.
Speaker 2: Men create hard times.
Speaker 8: Okay, you though you, but that's that's what happens, man,
Speaker 8: when you enable a man last one. Hard times create
Speaker 8: strong men, strong men create good times, good times create
Speaker 8: weak men, and weak men create hard times. It's a cycle, man.
Speaker 7: So tall men create short men.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Short men create tall men, and tall men create Well.
Speaker 2: We come back.
Speaker 8: Straighten that out for you, So y'all hang right there.
Speaker 8: When we come back, I tell Tommy what he mentions.
Speaker 1: All right, at the top of the hour. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: Beyonces Renaissance World Tour is in full swing. This past Friday,
Speaker 10: the tour stopped in Paris. While on stage, Beyonce page
Speaker 10: tribute to Tina Turner, telling her fans in part that
Speaker 10: if you're a fan of mine, you're a fan of
Speaker 10: Tina Turner, because I wouldn't be on the stage without
Speaker 10: Tina Turner. The other highlight of the tour was Beyonce's
Speaker 10: daughter Blue Ivy surprising fans in Paris in London by
Speaker 10: dancing with her mother on stage.
Speaker 7: So cute, so beautiful.
Speaker 10: So here's the question, guys, if one of your kids
Speaker 10: wanted to try comedy, just say on stage, would you
Speaker 10: let them perform during your set?
Speaker 9: That's that's what I did with Tommy. Oh, I did
Speaker 9: my part. I'm still here. I'm still standing. Now, I'm
Speaker 9: still standing.
Speaker 8: Because you never know, you know, they might have a
Speaker 8: gift in them. I discovered his Oh, let me straighten
Speaker 8: out this quote Tommy had we were doing, uh oh yeah,
Speaker 8: last break about strong.
Speaker 2: Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times.
Speaker 2: Good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.
Speaker 9: And I said, tall men short me and create tall men,
Speaker 9: and tall men create short men, and short men create
Speaker 9: tall men.
Speaker 2: And and here's what he meant.
Speaker 7: Well I stopped.
Speaker 2: Here's what he meant.
Speaker 8: Short men look up to tall men, and tall men
Speaker 8: look down to short men.
Speaker 2: Now short me and mad Now tall and tall men.
Speaker 2: Don't give a damn.
Speaker 4: Date end.
Speaker 2: Yes, you gotta get deep up in here.
Speaker 1: I love it all right. And other entertainment news.
Speaker 10: First Robert de Niro and now eighty two year old
Speaker 10: al Pacino's girlfriend, twenty nine year old Nora Alfalfa, is
Speaker 10: eight months pregnant, who knew Alic's three children from two
Speaker 10: different women, AND's current girlfriend has also dated Mick Jagger.
Speaker 10: And as you know, seventy nine year old Robert de
Speaker 10: Niro just had a baby with his girlfriends.
Speaker 7: So there you go.
Speaker 9: Oh, I see Gino said you ain't gonna out do me.
Speaker 9: That's what That's what he's saying, because you know, m
Speaker 9: de Niro been neck and neck for you.
Speaker 7: That's all that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I need to meet with these old white men
Speaker 8: because it's just you are doing a disservice.
Speaker 2: And you know, just you know, you've been a star,
Speaker 2: You've been in the limelight all your life, and now
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you ain't no more. Now you
Speaker 2: won't back in.
Speaker 8: Now you are making all these kids, and I think
Speaker 8: you're doing a disservice to these children because your children's
Speaker 8: prayers should not be this small, because now you got
Speaker 8: these kids praying for things that's too small. Dear Lord, please,
Speaker 8: if you will allow my father to see me graduate
Speaker 8: from kindergarten.
Speaker 2: You know, stuff like that you know.
Speaker 8: Lord, he's Lord, if you will keep him yet safe
Speaker 8: so I can learn how to ride a bike.
Speaker 2: Lord, watch over my father. Come on here now because
Speaker 2: I need to know how to tie my shoes.
Speaker 8: Lord, watch over me, because I would like to have
Speaker 8: the experience of my father taking me to the barbershop
Speaker 8: for my first haircut. Father, keep him alive, if you
Speaker 8: can just through my early years of development. Lord, have mercy,
Speaker 8: keep my father alive so that he'll be able to
Speaker 8: see my first color drawing. Father, God, he will still
Speaker 8: be here, watch me turn in my first shapes and colors. Exam,
Speaker 8: Lord God, if you will, And I'm asking you, if
Speaker 8: you will please allow my father to be here when
Speaker 8: I'm finally able to ride in a cosseie.
Speaker 2: Lord buck I want him to see me Buckley in myself.
Speaker 8: I'm asking all these things from my father, Appucino and
Speaker 8: Robert de Niro, Mike Douglas and all the old white
Speaker 8: men who have decided in there it is in nineties
Speaker 8: to produce people like me. I asked you, Lord Heaven
Speaker 8: and Father, if you can allow my father to be
Speaker 8: here to teach me how to do this.
Speaker 2: Father, if you just let him still be here asking
Speaker 2: these things. Amen. Amen.
Speaker 7: Amen.
Speaker 10: Finally, in Entertainment News, NFL Hall of Famer Brett Farv
Speaker 10: insists that Shannon Sharp's commentary last year about Farb's relationship
Speaker 10: to a scheme in which seventy seven million dollars was
Speaker 10: misappropriated from the Mississippi welfare program cross the line from
Speaker 10: sports talk banter, the statements of fact that were both
Speaker 10: untrue and that harmful, that were harmful to his reputation,
Speaker 10: and he is suing Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1: Now, this is according to Yahoo dot.
Speaker 2: Come, didn't he do this?
Speaker 7: What's untrue?
Speaker 1: You got a nerve?
Speaker 10: Uh, what's untrue? This is according to Yahoo dot com.
Speaker 10: Farv hasn't been charged with a crime. There's no one
Speaker 10: he'll face charges. However, he is a defendant and a
Speaker 10: civil lawsuit brought by the Mississippi Department of Human Service
Speaker 10: which depicts Farv as conspiring with others to misuse governmental
Speaker 10: funds for volleyball and football faculties projects at the University
Speaker 10: of Southern Mississippi. During last September, on his show, Sharp said,
Speaker 10: the problem that I have with this situation, You've got
Speaker 10: to be a sorry mofo to steal from the lowest
Speaker 10: of the low Brett farv is taking from the underserved
Speaker 10: in Mississippi and far of stole money from people that
Speaker 10: really needed that money. The judge will make a ruling
Speaker 10: soon if this case will move forward.
Speaker 4: You can say what it is.
Speaker 8: If you could sue somebody every time they made a
Speaker 8: false statement, bunch, you'd be so much you're ready money
Speaker 8: I have.
Speaker 7: You be rich though, rich, rich, super rich, doll.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even be sitting here with y'all this morning.
Speaker 10: All right, moving on, coming up at twenty minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour of June teenth weekend will be a weekend
Speaker 10: of voter registration action and we'll tell you why right
Speaker 10: after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10: This upcoming June teenth weekend holiday is a weekend of
Speaker 10: action for when we all vote. It's time to get
Speaker 10: people registered to vote for the twenty twenty four presidential campaign.
Speaker 10: We previously told you about the NAACP travel Band of
Speaker 10: Florida because the state is hostile toward African Americans.
Speaker 1: And now the governor of Florida, Florida we know I'm Ron.
Speaker 10: DeSantis announced his twenty twenty four presidential campaign. He's raised
Speaker 10: over eight point two million dollars in the first twenty
Speaker 10: four hours of his announcement. Desantas has aggressively attempted to
Speaker 10: erase black history and to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion
Speaker 10: programs in Florida schools. He sees control of the state's
Speaker 10: Environmental Protection agency, and he has extend restrictions on school
Speaker 10: lessons about sexual orientation and gender identity. Meanwhile, Donald Trump
Speaker 10: is not worried about the Santis because he is focusing
Speaker 10: on other candidates. Trump recently said good luck to Senator
Speaker 10: Tim Scott in entering the Republican presidential primary race. Is
Speaker 10: Trump said, it is rapidly loading up with lots of people,
Speaker 10: and Tim is a big step up from Ron to
Speaker 10: sanctimonious who is totally unelectable. Registered to vote now, a
Speaker 10: register to vote now at when we all vote dot com.
Speaker 8: He is really he's to the far right of Donald Trump,
Speaker 8: and that's what he's playing too. So he's trying to
Speaker 8: get Donald Trump's base and the extremists to seven even more.
Speaker 2: To the far right.
Speaker 8: Because look man to exclude diversity like hurt all the
Speaker 8: HBCUs in Florida. What he's the statement he's making to
Speaker 8: white people and they have the stupidity to listen. Is
Speaker 8: if we keep talking about just them and them having
Speaker 8: their own, that further divides us as a people. You've
Speaker 8: got to be careful what this cat is saying, because
Speaker 8: but if you're not including us and then you don't
Speaker 8: want to give us our own where we're at now,
Speaker 8: you know, I just I just don't see it.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 8: And this dude is dangerous. Man, he's dangerous. I think
Speaker 8: he's more dangerous than Trump, I really do.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Trump thinks that the more Republicans get in the race,
Speaker 3: he'll get the nomination. He wants to divide, you know,
Speaker 3: the party. So that's why he wants Tim Scott to.
Speaker 1: Be Yeah, the brother. Tim Scott is the brother.
Speaker 10: And when you look at the numbers from Nikki Haley,
Speaker 10: who's also announced her campaign, he's way down the list.
Speaker 1: He's got.
Speaker 8: Republicans ain't finished this, y'all know, good and hell, were
Speaker 8: ain't no Republicans seed to nominate no black person.
Speaker 2: Stop that right now. He don't want damn batiss.
Speaker 8: He knows getting damn well, the Republican Party will never
Speaker 8: elect a black person. They try to rehearse Publican and
Speaker 8: let me tell you something. Do you know what's happening
Speaker 8: with herschel right now? Doll doge to bring him on
Speaker 8: campaign charges man for misappropriating funds and they leaving his
Speaker 8: ass out there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 10: at thirty four minutes after.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Hary Morning Show. Well, the
Speaker 1: daughter of Bishop T. D.
Speaker 10: JAG's, Pastor Sarah Jakes Roberts, was in the middle of
Speaker 10: a sermon when her wig slipped off, and she took
Speaker 10: it off and.
Speaker 1: Just kept on preaching.
Speaker 5: Saw it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Pastor Jakes did not let that moment stop or
Speaker 10: embarrass her, and she kept going with her powerful sermon.
Speaker 10: Pastor Sarah Jake says, quote, I really don't care because
Speaker 10: none of this is really necessary. If the wig stays
Speaker 10: on or not, if the shoes stay on or not,
Speaker 10: I know what I'm really here for. People are praising
Speaker 10: Pastor Jake's with comments like she is the real preacher ever.
Speaker 3: Showing her vulnerability like that. I saw all kinds of
Speaker 3: comments like that. I love that past dynamitee.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 11: The Jackpot Joint of Jerusalem where I reverend Motown. It
Speaker 11: was nineteen seventy six, we was at the National Baptist Convention.
Speaker 11: And I don't know if you remember this, Bat, because
Speaker 11: it was ninety seven six. We was at the National
Speaker 11: Baptist can been in your belt, your belt was not
Speaker 11: on good and your.
Speaker 2: Pans dropped to the floor while you was in the
Speaker 2: middle of a thermon. Do you really, Lord God Almighty,
Speaker 2: do I remember?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 8: I was standing now in all of my glory. Yes,
Speaker 8: you're standing now revealed, Yeah, revealed, But you were recognized.
Speaker 8: Didn't let it stop me. I kept right on. Yes,
Speaker 8: I was a Serena before she was Lord.
Speaker 2: Sarah is a white girl by hauling oats.
Speaker 8: If you feel like leaving, you know you can't go,
Speaker 8: But why don't you stay until tomorrowrow? Yeah, that's what
Speaker 8: I said. But anyway, I was standing there in my paints,
Speaker 8: was down round my ankles. I realized that everyone saw
Speaker 8: what I had been hiding for so long. All of
Speaker 8: a sudden, Yeah, the whole congregation rushed down to the
Speaker 8: front row. Wasn't no iPhone cameras back then, but everybody
Speaker 8: that had a paper camera that would roll in trying
Speaker 8: to get a click clip, snap, snap, crack apart.
Speaker 2: The camera stood down with both hands on my hips.
Speaker 8: He did and in my customary Superman polls, yeah, I
Speaker 8: finished the.
Speaker 11: Serving, never moved and was a proud of you. Remember that, Digg,
Speaker 11: I remember that right there and laying hands on you,
Speaker 11: I remember that.
Speaker 5: I remember you.
Speaker 7: Ladies come laid hand on you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, then they.
Speaker 2: Had, then they had get back.
Speaker 8: And I'll tell you another incident now, Sister Sarah Jake's
Speaker 8: I was standing on love. I love it, Dad, It
Speaker 8: mean everything to the I'll never holler Admitch. I'll never
Speaker 8: be the preacher that thank you go to school.
Speaker 6: You got that.
Speaker 8: I don't know no scripture. He just oh he did
Speaker 8: he Time magazine Maine of the Year all this year.
Speaker 8: I don't even know me.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you another thing I saw digging.
Speaker 8: I saw revend Riley Robinson one time, was preaching and
Speaker 8: his tentions fell out.
Speaker 7: Goodn't got him ighty good got mighty coming together.
Speaker 8: He wasn't quite as strong as Sister Sarah Jakes, so
Speaker 8: when his teeth fell out, he fell out right next
Speaker 8: to the teeth and act like he had passed out it,
Speaker 8: laying on top of his ditches. And why even laying
Speaker 8: on top of him, you just slid him back in
Speaker 8: his head and get over.
Speaker 2: To the hospital.
Speaker 10: Really, that's where happened. All right, thank you, Pastor Motown
Speaker 10: and Deacon depth Jam. Coming up next, it is the
Speaker 10: Nephew with Today's prank phone Call. Right after this, you're
Speaker 10: listening morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 10: right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 10: and the subject is everything ain't funny. Okay, everything ain't funny,
Speaker 10: but I'm meaning that we'll get into it.
Speaker 1: Find out what that's all about.
Speaker 10: And just a few because right now it is time
Speaker 10: for the Nephew and Today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for it's neph I.
Speaker 9: Think we're gonna do something different here. I mean, we're
Speaker 9: gonna be stupid. That's that's as as as normal. But
Speaker 9: this right here is we're gonna make.
Speaker 7: A love deposit. A love deposit. Let me, yeah, let me,
Speaker 7: let me. Let let me just show you what it is. Ideo,
Speaker 7: let's go get up.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to Tiffany.
Speaker 4: This is Tiffany, who's calling?
Speaker 6: This is Karen. How you doing. I don't know, I
Speaker 6: didn't know what I know we've been I know we've
Speaker 6: been going back and forth on the site talking and
Speaker 6: we haven't you know, really talked yet.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's okay. I think I'm gonna expecting a car.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's good to hear from you. It's good
Speaker 4: to hear from you know.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean. We've been We've been talking
Speaker 6: for well a long time, well, texting and on the
Speaker 6: site for at least what five weeks now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, I'm what you called a coronal seriously, Mike,
Speaker 4: and I love the voice so exciting.
Speaker 6: You know, you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I just have to, like you know,
Speaker 4: go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
Speaker 4: pretty helping. What's up?
Speaker 6: I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
Speaker 6: a drink or two, just you know kind of yeah,
Speaker 6: hang out a little bit, feel each other out and
Speaker 6: if you if you're feeling that, you know, I don't
Speaker 6: want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know,
Speaker 4: like I'm happy you called, and I would love to.
Speaker 5: See this weekend.
Speaker 4: You got a place in mind, like I heard that.
Speaker 6: You know, I was thinking about letting you pick something
Speaker 6: because you know, I'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable,
Speaker 6: with an atmosphere that you used to I think that
Speaker 6: would be the best thing to do.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I love me. Look, I want to find out.
Speaker 4: I'll direct you on that. But yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 6: I just want to hang out a little bit too cool.
Speaker 4: I'm excited, good, good?
Speaker 5: What's good for you?
Speaker 6: You know? If you want to do Friday on Saturday?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go on. Let's do Saturday to give me,
Speaker 4: you know, some time to like, you know, put myself.
Speaker 6: Together, tex text me you know the location or whatever
Speaker 6: wherever you want me to know.
Speaker 4: Hey, I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 6: Well one, okay, let's let's do this. Price, tell me this? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: What are we wearing?
Speaker 6: So? I'm not want to be overdressed? Underdressed?
Speaker 4: I don't really trip on that. You first take to
Speaker 4: be chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have
Speaker 4: to do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing
Speaker 4: like that. You don't need on a touch. This ain't
Speaker 4: a rocky brunch.
Speaker 6: All right, right, But if you don't mind, if I
Speaker 6: could get you to do something for me, could you
Speaker 6: could I give you my cash up for what? Well?
Speaker 6: What I want to do is you know, sometimes these
Speaker 6: things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it
Speaker 6: going wrong with me and you because we've had you know,
Speaker 6: the way we've been chit chat and then going back
Speaker 6: and forth on the site, things have been really really well.
Speaker 6: You know, you know, I would like to get you know,
Speaker 6: like a you know, a love deposit of two hundred
Speaker 6: and fifty dollars that way of just go wrong. At
Speaker 6: least I haven't wasted my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm just saying, what just happened? You said
Speaker 4: you want me to get your car up and send
Speaker 4: you a love deposit of two hundred and.
Speaker 6: Something dollars two fifty two fifty like you know that
Speaker 6: way of this. Don't If this don't go right, you know,
Speaker 6: then at least I haven't.
Speaker 4: It's love.
Speaker 6: It's like a love deposit, you know, if it go
Speaker 6: if it goes right, you know, then I give it
Speaker 6: back to you. If it don't go right, you know,
Speaker 6: at least I haven't wasted my time. You see what
Speaker 6: I'm saying?
Speaker 4: You serious?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: No? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, okay, this is super weird, and uh yeah,
Speaker 4: this is all weird, you know, I'm coming up. I
Speaker 4: don't you really know what to say, like other than.
Speaker 5: You could probably lose my number? Like you what we do?
Speaker 4: Like, don't call me like your corny. I'm not interested.
Speaker 4: You're a bum like I'm straight, like I don't know.
Speaker 6: Hold hold hold hold on, I wasn't all let no,
Speaker 6: I wasn't talking about you've been talking. We've been talking
Speaker 6: for five weeks. Everything's been good. We've been we've been
Speaker 6: on the site talking to each So the.
Speaker 4: Two weeks though, you're trying to ask me for a
Speaker 4: cash app for real, a love deposit? How corny?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you serious? Serious?
Speaker 6: If you believe listen TIMI on the reil, if you
Speaker 6: believe in yourself, you.
Speaker 4: Know if I believe in myself, you're so full last
Speaker 4: out of her you have lost your in mind? Okay
Speaker 4: with you? Please like gather your thoughts because I don't
Speaker 4: know who you think you're talking to for real, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. So I need to do two things.
Speaker 4: Lose my fing number and and don't don't look for
Speaker 4: me for real show up like this is ridiculous, Like
Speaker 4: this is stupid, you ignorant for real? Shut up?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong. If
Speaker 6: you believe in yourself.
Speaker 4: If I believe in myself, jas doing what you mean?
Speaker 4: If I believe in myself, if you believe in yourself,
Speaker 4: your dass will move around. Get off the phone. It
Speaker 4: stop wasting my time for real. I'm about to hang
Speaker 4: out right now for real.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, face straight up before you hang up, Joey,
Speaker 6: you could go, you could go your way, I can go.
Speaker 5: Mind.
Speaker 6: You don't want to tell me the two fifty cool?
Speaker 5: Got that?
Speaker 6: Okay? Okay?
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 6: Is this your loss?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 6: Tis this your lady?
Speaker 4: You gotta be out your rabbit ass line. Ain't no
Speaker 4: lost this here, ain't gonna lost this, ain't no lost this.
Speaker 6: This is as okay, you know what, you know what.
Speaker 6: I knew this was gonna happen, you know, brother, try
Speaker 6: to be real. When a brother tried to.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, you might as well hey turn around, go
Speaker 4: the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
Speaker 4: talk about black black men and brotherhood like this a
Speaker 4: wrap for you. We don't need you out here at
Speaker 4: your youthless straight up, like, don't call me destroy yourself
Speaker 4: carell I'm done with this.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you something else? Will you lead real quick?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 6: I just want to let you know that this is
Speaker 6: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister
Speaker 6: to Shave, Shave got me to play fall follow Yo.
Speaker 6: Your sister Shade said, you gotta get my sister. She's
Speaker 6: been on the right on this dating site talking to
Speaker 6: this guy.
Speaker 4: Where is she at? This is stupid?
Speaker 6: Oh we got you, baby, We got you good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, God did. This is crazy. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get her. This is crazy.
Speaker 6: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 6: show in the.
Speaker 4: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, now, all right, okay, alright, what what?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Y'all act like y'all you know, you know it gets
Speaker 2: me every morning.
Speaker 9: It's like like you don't want my stupid, like you
Speaker 9: don't desire mine stupid.
Speaker 7: I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't get that.
Speaker 7: By y'all, y'all just make me, you feel you make
Speaker 7: me feel unstupidish, like you don't want it.
Speaker 1: We get it whether we want it or not.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, but you make me feel bad now, you
Speaker 7: make me.
Speaker 4: But you know who?
Speaker 7: Won't it? New York?
Speaker 2: Won't it Earthquake Father's Day Comedy show? They want it.
Speaker 2: It's going down Father's Day Night. I left my family.
Speaker 9: I've left my family to go to the New Jersey
Speaker 9: Performing Arts of the NJ Pack.
Speaker 2: I will be their Father's Day Night. I have left
Speaker 2: my wife and.
Speaker 9: Kids to come be stupid for New Jersey and all
Speaker 9: the surrounding way. I have come too far to turn
Speaker 9: back down. I'm finna be stupid as all get out
Speaker 9: me and are Quake Father's Day weekend, Father's Day Night,
Speaker 9: Sunday night. Now, I'm not gonna make it Monday. I'm
Speaker 9: not gonna make it Monday. I'm just gonna tell y'all
Speaker 9: were working Sunday. I'm not gonna make it.
Speaker 5: S What.
Speaker 6: Do this?
Speaker 9: Let me say this, Let me say that. July twenty third,
Speaker 9: Redondo Beach. That's a Sunday, Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center.
Speaker 9: July twenty third, Nephew Time in Print. That's a Sunday. Listen, listen,
Speaker 9: how am I gonna do that Sunday? And get up
Speaker 9: and come in here and play with y'all on Monday?
Speaker 7: Where they do that at called do that.
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Speaker 10: Up Thanking Nephew subjects Everything Ain't Funny. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 10: I met my boyfriend one day when I was out
Speaker 10: shopping with my mother and my sister. My mom knew him,
Speaker 10: so she introduced him to me and told him I
Speaker 10: was single and available. I hated it whenever she did that,
Speaker 10: because she was dead set on finding a man for me.
Speaker 10: I didn't know it at the time, but my man,
Speaker 10: my boyfriend, used to twist my mother up like a pretzel.
Speaker 10: His exact words he told me about my mother. Seven
Speaker 10: months into our relationship. While we were having sex, he
Speaker 10: told me that I don't have the stamina that my
Speaker 10: mama has, and then he burst out laughing. I flipped
Speaker 10: him off of me and onto the floor, and he
Speaker 10: was still laughing hysterically, and he said it was a joke.
Speaker 10: But as I was kicking him out of my house,
Speaker 10: he told me the truth. He said he and my
Speaker 10: mom met at the grocery store and I was in
Speaker 10: the car. He said he asked my mother about me.
Speaker 10: Then he asked my mother about me then, but she
Speaker 10: was being very flirtatious and told him that she was
Speaker 10: a lot more experienced than her daughter is. My mother
Speaker 10: is forty two and I'm twenty five, so this is
Speaker 10: always an issue with my mother and I. She still
Speaker 10: looks great, so we compete for men. I should have
Speaker 10: known when she introduced me to my boyfriend it was
Speaker 10: too good to be true. When I confronted her about him,
Speaker 10: she laughed too. She said she had to try him
Speaker 10: out first to make sure he was right for me.
Speaker 10: I found out a week ago, but I still get
Speaker 10: sick to my stomach when I think about it. Not
Speaker 10: only did he with my mother first, he had the
Speaker 10: audacity to laugh in my face right while he was
Speaker 10: telling me the truth. I want to get revenge and
Speaker 10: laugh in their faces like they did me. What can
Speaker 10: I do to even the score? I can shut my
Speaker 10: mom out of my life, So what do I do?
Speaker 10: I can't shut my mom out of my life?
Speaker 7: So what do I do?
Speaker 10: Should I seek revenge or should I let karma catch
Speaker 10: up with them later? This is sick, I mean really
Speaker 10: really sick and sorry. But your your mother, who's supposed
Speaker 10: to be the mature one, the role model here, is
Speaker 10: to blame for all of this. There's no way she
Speaker 10: should be competing with you in the man department.
Speaker 1: There's just no way. She's your mother. That's not what
Speaker 1: mothers do. And this is not a game to you.
Speaker 10: I mean, you're twenty five, You're just starting to really
Speaker 10: get serious about the men in your life, and this
Speaker 10: would make anyone sick to their stomach. I see why
Speaker 10: you're sick to your stomach, especially with them laughing and
Speaker 10: all of that, like.
Speaker 1: It's a joke.
Speaker 10: So please don't don't in the future let your mom
Speaker 10: know anything about what's going on in your love life,
Speaker 10: and definitely don't allow her to introduce you to anyone
Speaker 10: or pick anyone for you. The fact that she said
Speaker 10: she had to try your guy out first, do you
Speaker 10: understand that this is not normal.
Speaker 1: That's not normal, that's not what normal moms do. I
Speaker 1: hope you see that.
Speaker 10: And that man was just really trash to throw that
Speaker 10: up in your face and to laugh about it.
Speaker 1: I would usually say, don't let a man come between you.
Speaker 10: And your mom, but in this case, I say, get
Speaker 10: away from them all and never let them know anything
Speaker 10: about your business or who you're dating.
Speaker 1: And that's the best revenge.
Speaker 8: Steve, I wasn't expecting this. Okay, everything ain't funny. This
Speaker 8: woman meets his boyfriend through an introduction from her mother.
Speaker 8: They were in the ghost grocery store. She introduced the
Speaker 8: boyfriend to his daughter. She hates with does that, but
Speaker 8: her mother's dead set on helping her find the man. Well,
Speaker 8: she said that the mom knew the god and introduced her.
Speaker 8: So time went by, and your boyfriends told her one time,
Speaker 8: I used to twist your mama up like a pressort.
Speaker 8: Those were his exact words. I used to twist your
Speaker 8: mama up like a pretzel.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 8: That's a hell of a statement to make, and it's
Speaker 8: rather shocking and then he told her about him and
Speaker 8: his mother. Seven months months into the relationship, while they
Speaker 8: was having sex, he told me, he told the lady,
Speaker 8: I don't have the stamina that my mama has, and
Speaker 8: then he busts out laugh.
Speaker 2: What kind of guys did.
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: I don't talk about your mama right now.
Speaker 8: First of all, your mother should have never introduced y'all
Speaker 8: in the first place.
Speaker 2: That's just for starters.
Speaker 8: I mean, if you know you've had this dude before,
Speaker 8: why would you introduce him to your daughter, and then
Speaker 8: to turn around after you confront him and tell your daughter.
Speaker 8: I had to try him out first to make sure
Speaker 8: he was good enough.
Speaker 2: What are y'all doing? I mean, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 2: This is not how henry.
Speaker 8: So I flipped him off of me onto the floor,
Speaker 8: and he was still laughing hysterican. He said it was
Speaker 8: just a joke. But as I was kicking him off
Speaker 8: my house and he told me the truth. He said
Speaker 8: that him and your mother made it to grocery store
Speaker 8: and you were in the car. He said, he asked
Speaker 8: my mother about me then, but she was very flirtatious
Speaker 8: and told him she was a lot more experienced than
Speaker 8: her daughter. My mother forty two and I'm twenty five.
Speaker 8: That's fifteen. She had you at seventeen, so this is
Speaker 8: always an issue with my mother and I. She still
Speaker 8: looks great, so we compete for men. I should have
Speaker 8: known what she introduced me to my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: It was too good to be true.
Speaker 8: When I confronted her about him, she laughed too and
Speaker 8: said she had to try him out first to make
Speaker 8: sure he was right for me.
Speaker 2: I bet did.
Speaker 10: Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
Speaker 10: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Speaker 10: Strawberry Letters, subjects everything ain't funny? Ain't that the truth?
Speaker 10: We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 10: Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subjects
Speaker 10: everything ain't funny.
Speaker 2: This mother and daughter in the grocery store.
Speaker 8: She sees a guy we find out in a letter
Speaker 8: that she knew, and so she introduced him to a daughter,
Speaker 8: and they hit it off, and they started seeing each
Speaker 8: other well. Then they started having a physical relationship, and
Speaker 8: he told her one day, I used to twist your
Speaker 8: mama of like a presser. Now while they're having sex.
Speaker 8: Seven months into the relationship, he's with this girl and says,
Speaker 8: you ain't got the stunt, stamming that your mama.
Speaker 2: God, she flips him off on the floor.
Speaker 8: He's laughing hysterically, and so then he decides to tell
Speaker 8: her the truth as she was kicking him out the house.
Speaker 8: Me and your mama we met at the grocery store
Speaker 8: and you was in the car. I asked about you,
Speaker 8: but your mama said, hey, I'm a lot more She
Speaker 8: was real flirtations and said, I'm a lot more experienced
Speaker 8: than my daughter. Because your mama forty two, you twenty five,
Speaker 8: So she's still grace. So you say, y'all compete for
Speaker 8: the same men. Then you said, when she introduced you
Speaker 8: to the boyfriend, you knew through it was too You
Speaker 8: thought it was too good to be true. When you've
Speaker 8: confronted her about him, she laughed too. She said she
Speaker 8: had to try him out to make sure he was
Speaker 8: right for me.
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here?
Speaker 8: The dude ain't no damn good and your mama trick you.
Speaker 8: So you just got people in your life, little sister.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: You need first of all, you need you need a
Speaker 8: new circle. You need to you need to redo your circle.
Speaker 8: You have got to change the circle of people you around.
Speaker 8: You have to stop fragnizing and socializing with your mother.
Speaker 8: You're twenty five, get yourself some girlfriends. Let her be
Speaker 8: your mother if she knows how, or can wrap her
Speaker 8: that title around her head. But right now she tried
Speaker 8: to be your older sister. Y'all competing for the ain't men.
Speaker 8: So get out the same circle. You can't compete for
Speaker 8: the same men if you're not in the same circle.
Speaker 8: That's for startings now. I found out a week ago,
Speaker 8: but I'm still getting sick to my stomach when I
Speaker 8: think about it. Not only did he sleep with my
Speaker 8: mother first, he had the audacity to laugh in my
Speaker 8: face right while he was telling me the truth. I
Speaker 8: want to get revenge and laugh in their faces like
Speaker 8: they did me. What can I do to even the score?
Speaker 8: I can't shut my mom out my life.
Speaker 2: So what do I do?
Speaker 8: Should I seek revenge or should I let calm and
Speaker 8: catch up with them later. First of all, get out
Speaker 8: of the revenge business, because all that's gonna do is
Speaker 8: consume you with hate, and that's like a cancer. And
Speaker 8: all that's gonna do is take up time that you
Speaker 8: don't have, and you will accomplish nothing. Seeking revenge accomplishes nothing.
Speaker 8: I've done it before. It's a waste of time. My
Speaker 8: life got better once I let it go. You just
Speaker 8: have to let him go. It's nothing you could do.
Speaker 8: And so what you wanna laugh in they face? No,
Speaker 8: you don't just let calm and take his place. They
Speaker 8: not going nowhere. They ain't going nowhere. They gonna all
Speaker 8: watch you shine. One day, she gonna have to come
Speaker 8: to your wedding with a great guy you done met.
Speaker 8: He gonna have to realize he'd have lost you to Mama.
Speaker 8: Everything he's he's worthless. Don't even worry about this guy.
Speaker 8: Why would you seek revenge on a meaningless, worthless person.
Speaker 8: It ain't even worth it. Don't even put your time
Speaker 8: and effing into it. Don't worry about posting nothing. Don't
Speaker 8: try to say nothing. Put it on his bulleting board down.
Speaker 2: At his job.
Speaker 8: You know you ain't got to, you know, go in
Speaker 8: the parking lot and leave notes on his car. You know,
Speaker 8: go down to his job, tape information on his car.
Speaker 8: You ain't got time to do that. I do all
Speaker 8: of that, don't. You don't have time for that. I
Speaker 8: was just throwing some suggestions out, you know, but really
Speaker 8: you don't have time for that. He is worthless now
Speaker 8: your mother, like you say, you can't cut ties with
Speaker 8: your mama, but you can stop socializing, and that you
Speaker 8: have to, and then just put her in the mama category,
Speaker 8: take her out the friend category, put her in the
Speaker 8: mama category, and let her.
Speaker 2: Stay over there. And y'all, y'all ain't got to compete
Speaker 2: for men.
Speaker 8: That's crazy, horrible, what kind of yeah, trifling? Your mama tricky?
Speaker 8: The dude is completely trifling.
Speaker 2: Laughing in your face, but your mama laughing in your face?
Speaker 10: What was it?
Speaker 1: She had to try him out first?
Speaker 2: What you ain't got the stamma in your mama?
Speaker 1: God, hell, horrible, wild, that's the crazy.
Speaker 2: You're not, No, you're not one of.
Speaker 8: Lady. One of these cigar lighters on your ass. I
Speaker 8: got some torch cigars. I'm finna touch you with a
Speaker 8: couple of these torches. We're gonna cut out all this laughing.
Speaker 5: But I like.
Speaker 10: I like the fact that she kicked him out of
Speaker 10: the out of her house. She flipped him over onto
Speaker 10: the floor.
Speaker 1: I do like that, the young lady. Yeah, the twenty five.
Speaker 2: Doesn't deserve that. I ain't nobody, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she wasn't for a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the mother.
Speaker 8: Should have never introduced him in the first place. You've
Speaker 8: been with this dude. You're gonna introduce him to your daughter?
Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's how that makes sense.
Speaker 2: You find out your child not normal.
Speaker 7: All right?
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Speaker 10: The hour, Nephew, Tommy is in for Junior and Sports
Speaker 10: Talk right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 10: Junior's out today. Tommy is in for Junior with Sports Talk.
Speaker 10: What you got, Tommy, Well, we got to show juniors love.
Speaker 6: Now you know.
Speaker 9: Keir's Hope is coming up June third in Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 9: All right, that's the big walk that's going on. What
Speaker 9: is the website, Shirley, It.
Speaker 1: Is kirs Hoope dot org, k I E R S
Speaker 1: dot org.
Speaker 2: Love the way you have got the information?
Speaker 10: I love that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know, but the team outfit, team.
Speaker 1: Work from yesterday? Team work?
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, don't don't don't you know what? Don't
Speaker 2: don't don't work?
Speaker 7: Well? Is it gonna be teamwork tonight? What you think?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 2: We got it?
Speaker 7: This is going down. This is the first game of
Speaker 7: the NBA Finals.
Speaker 9: This is who the Miami Heat against the dipping knucket baby,
Speaker 9: first game of night?
Speaker 7: Who you got?
Speaker 8: Nobody is giving Miami a chance? I know, hey, man,
Speaker 8: do you know what's alarming me? They're crowning Yokovic as
Speaker 8: the greatest basketball player on earth. I've heard several sports
Speaker 8: shows say this. I'm sitting here gonna what.
Speaker 2: Did they kill me?
Speaker 6: Look?
Speaker 8: Yokovich is the greatest basketball player on earth right now?
Speaker 2: What you trying to tell me? You will take yok
Speaker 2: Yokovic over the Greek? Serious? Man, you got to be
Speaker 2: kidding me.
Speaker 9: Man, So.
Speaker 2: Greek is not Lebron is not.
Speaker 7: He still ain't better than the Greek. He still ain't
Speaker 7: better than Lebron.
Speaker 2: It's just amazing how they are.
Speaker 8: Man, Fine, a white person that can play all of
Speaker 8: a sudden, he the greatest. They was trying to do
Speaker 8: it with Larry Bird. And let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 8: that dog one, Larry Bird Lord hembers that boy could
Speaker 8: play some basketball. He wasn't the best player in the league.
Speaker 1: But man, hell no, he's not saying that.
Speaker 8: I can't so mad when they do that. He's the
Speaker 8: greatest basketball player in the world. Right now, play the clips,
Speaker 8: run run, make a Sisle reel and let me make
Speaker 8: a Sisele reel.
Speaker 7: And you tell me.
Speaker 2: And dog I can't. I'm telling you that that ain't
Speaker 2: had his work. Yeah, and they're not off there by themselves.
Speaker 1: He has a team.
Speaker 8: If you take Jamal and Mary out of that equation,
Speaker 8: they're not even.
Speaker 7: They're not even in the playoffs. They're not even in
Speaker 7: the playoffs.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, we thank you. Coming up on top
Speaker 1: of the hour, a guy need some advice from you. See,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it right.
Speaker 2: After this, Jimmy Butler, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show, all right.
Speaker 10: So Steve Jay on Facebook rights, Mike fiance and I
Speaker 10: have officially gotten into our first major disagreement as we
Speaker 10: plan out our wedding.
Speaker 1: The question do we have an open bar or not?
Speaker 10: She contends that it's a quote nice thing to do
Speaker 10: and we'll ensure everyone has a good time. My thought
Speaker 10: is that the day is about us, so their good
Speaker 10: time comes second to our happiness. And I know how
Speaker 10: much my friends can drink. I can't speak for her
Speaker 10: side of the aisle, but I know that that couple
Speaker 10: thousands of one thousand dollars of booze and bar tender
Speaker 10: money would be much more widely spent on the house
Speaker 10: we want to buy.
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, who's right?
Speaker 2: Are you saying nobles? Are you saying? Just restrict the amount?
Speaker 2: It is very dangerous to have an open bar, He's
Speaker 2: sa Mia or.
Speaker 8: Well, I think what you have to do is see
Speaker 8: I don't know your wallet, man, so it's hard for
Speaker 8: me to say include If you include a certain amount
Speaker 8: for the reception, this is the amount we're paying for reception,
Speaker 8: and this price will include food and drinks.
Speaker 2: When the drinks are gone, it's over.
Speaker 8: That's good enough, because he is right, it's their day,
Speaker 8: because if you open up a bar to inconsiderate people,
Speaker 8: they are going to drink an inconsiderate amount of lifting.
Speaker 2: There you go, and that is not what you want
Speaker 2: to do. And he's absolutely right. He know his drunk
Speaker 2: ass friends, and you're.
Speaker 8: Gonna put yourself in a hole messing around with them
Speaker 8: drunk ass friends.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be everybody who is endless.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 8: They get drink, they just go back get another one,
Speaker 8: another one that's been sitting drinks down, walking off, going
Speaker 8: to get another one. No, man, put you a dollar amount.
Speaker 8: This is how much alcohol we got, sir, we outa hennessy. Okay,
Speaker 8: we got any t doos? Yeah we got we got too.
Speaker 2: More shots of those and then that's it and then
Speaker 2: you got open.
Speaker 10: I think we have time for one more. Nicole and
Speaker 10: Steve BARBFM right. So I've been married for four years
Speaker 10: and my husband and I just moved back to town
Speaker 10: where I grew up. My BFF was at our wedding
Speaker 10: and has visited us a couple of times in the
Speaker 10: last few years, but now that I'm back home, we're
Speaker 10: getting to see each.
Speaker 1: Other a lot more.
Speaker 10: She's what I call a quote free spirit, but she's
Speaker 10: not blaky and does have morals.
Speaker 1: So when my husband told me last week that she
Speaker 1: hit on him, I was completely floored. I'm torn.
Speaker 10: I want to believe that he's just mistaken and she
Speaker 10: was just being overly friendly, but he says there was
Speaker 10: no mistake, and he doesn't want me to see her anymore?
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 10: I know my husband should come first, but she's been
Speaker 10: my friend my whole life. How can I work this out?
Speaker 2: What she ain't your friend?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: What's the matter with you? You stupid? Your husband?
Speaker 8: You had told you this, and he's letting you know. Hey,
Speaker 8: this is gonna be a problem. This girl pushing up
Speaker 8: on me. Now, I'm letting you notice right now, this
Speaker 8: girl you think your girl ain't your girl? Why would
Speaker 8: a man come in there and tell them? Now, if
Speaker 8: he was a no good man, he take advantage of
Speaker 8: the situation. But you got a good man. Jane fan though,
Speaker 8: Jeane Fansty, Janie Fansty.
Speaker 7: There's that.
Speaker 1: What the heck?
Speaker 7: And then there's that Okay, there's the integrity thing.
Speaker 1: She was fine?
Speaker 2: You see point?
Speaker 10: What this what you just said right then was really stupid.
Speaker 10: Stupid never leaves the show. Stupid is always here.
Speaker 7: What do you think?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, better check her.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 2: I think he did the right thing by going to
Speaker 2: his wife on this one.
Speaker 8: And I think you need to believe your man, because
Speaker 8: if you don't believe your man, you finish find out
Speaker 8: some more information, because you you you you listed her
Speaker 8: flaws a minute ago.
Speaker 2: What you say. But she's she's a free spirit.
Speaker 8: Well okay, now she's showing you what you've overlooked it
Speaker 8: because you always just friends.
Speaker 2: Now she's freely hitting on your man, and you're stupid
Speaker 2: if you don't hear it.
Speaker 1: At that's right, that's right. Okay, think you seem number.
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Speaker 1: At thirty three minutes after we'll play another round would
Speaker 1: you rather?
Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening morning show time for a
Speaker 10: round of would you rather?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 10: Would you rather spend the rest of your life totally
Speaker 10: indoors or totally outdoors?
Speaker 1: We outside or we inside?
Speaker 7: What I'm gonna go outside? I got wait, abut I'm
Speaker 7: out there for.
Speaker 1: But outside the rest of you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give me a tent. Yeah, I give me
Speaker 2: a two bigg of some.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: What Steve, what did you say?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I gotta get a tent of someday. You can't just
Speaker 2: be talking about just standing out there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this this can't be niked in the three Yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now, you ain't no animal, you
Speaker 8: ain't no bell.
Speaker 2: Well you just go laid out in the winter and
Speaker 2: get me comfortable.
Speaker 8: No, lord, I stay out here, but we're gonna need
Speaker 8: a tent, some heaters, something, all right.
Speaker 10: So, so would you rather travel in a tiny house
Speaker 10: or a camper van than keeping kind of on that same.
Speaker 12: Theme campra van not traveling in a tiny house, but
Speaker 12: you can put it in a I don't want no,
Speaker 12: hell no, but you can know where you walk.
Speaker 7: They're too damn but that bathroom is too close to
Speaker 7: that kit.
Speaker 2: It's right next to the stove.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if you can sit on the tarlet and handle
Speaker 8: your business and check on your food in the oven
Speaker 8: at the same time. We're too damn close. We're too
Speaker 8: damn close. We're too damn close. If they sitting right
Speaker 8: there watching TV and me, we're too damn close.
Speaker 1: There's a door on the bathroom in the tiny house.
Speaker 2: Damn that not in no tighty hair. They just letting
Speaker 2: lid down.
Speaker 8: And then they have all these little tricks, like you
Speaker 8: open it up one day it's a tarleet, you open
Speaker 8: another day it's a cabinet. Yeah, yeah, I need to
Speaker 8: be a tarnet together. Yeah, I don't need all that.
Speaker 8: What do you mean it's not a toilet in two Winds.
Speaker 8: All right, Now, we got some company over the house
Speaker 8: and they sitting over there in the living room, and
Speaker 8: I'm right there. Oh my Gorden. We get it raining,
Speaker 8: but we all trying to know each other because we're
Speaker 8: in this tiny house trying to act like this spacious
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm trying not to make eye contact at him while
Speaker 2: I'm over here.
Speaker 7: What my ass?
Speaker 2: I'm over here, man, and everybody.
Speaker 8: Trying not to look at each other so we can
Speaker 8: respect our boundaries and stuff. Now I got a tie
Speaker 8: up in my hand, trying to create some type of
Speaker 8: little curtains.
Speaker 2: But they can still hear me anytime.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, last one?
Speaker 10: Would you rather have sex with one person for the
Speaker 10: rest of your life or multiple people but only in
Speaker 10: one position?
Speaker 7: I'm not asking I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 9: You think I'm stupid, I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2: We right now, you can meet it, won't Nothing.
Speaker 10: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 10: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
Speaker 10: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
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Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 10: day on this Thursday it's been a good day. It's
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Speaker 1: That's right, Tommy, do it, do it, do it today?
Speaker 1: That's right. So Steve, earlier today you were talking about
Speaker 1: a quote.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I was kind of I thought it'd be
Speaker 8: a good closing remark to remind people of the difficulty
Speaker 8: of what we're facing oftentimes. And I'm talking to everybody,
Speaker 8: but especially to men, because I think it's important man,
Speaker 8: because men need encouragement. Because there's a lot of men
Speaker 8: out there doing some great work, man, and we just
Speaker 8: don't oftentimes get.
Speaker 2: The credit that we deserve.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of brothers out there, man, who've taken
Speaker 8: on families that weren't originally theirs. There are a lot
Speaker 8: of men in there who've stepped in to a lot
Speaker 8: of single mothers out here who had children, and it's
Speaker 8: picking up the load from something some man somewhere walked
Speaker 8: off and walked away from. And to you brothers out there, man,
Speaker 8: keep doing what you're doing. I know it's discouraging. So
Speaker 8: I'm saying, I'm talking to everybody because I need women
Speaker 8: to listen to this too, because oftentimes we get strawberry letters.
Speaker 2: I get questions asked of me because these.
Speaker 8: Women who have these men in their lives that are
Speaker 8: helping them raise these kids, they think that they're being.
Speaker 2: Too hard on the boys.
Speaker 8: And I just don't think that he should be, And
Speaker 8: I tell him, and then the man is frustrat because
Speaker 8: the man who then stepped in to help you raise
Speaker 8: your family is trying to teach you something about this
Speaker 8: boy that you do not know. It is impossible. I'm
Speaker 8: telling you, it is impossible for a woman to be
Speaker 8: able to train a young man into manhood. You don't
Speaker 8: know what it is. It is impossible for a man
Speaker 8: to train a girl into womanhood because we don't know
Speaker 8: what it is. There are too many intricacies about being
Speaker 8: a woman that we know nothing about, that only a
Speaker 8: woman can share with a young girl.
Speaker 2: Well, it's vice versa. The same thing applies to men.
Speaker 8: There are things we know about this journey we ont
Speaker 8: call manhood that we can share with a young boy
Speaker 8: if you just let us. Now, look, as long as
Speaker 8: the man in your life is not abusive, to your children. Man,
Speaker 8: Let this man show your son how to do some things.
Speaker 8: Let this man put some requirements on him. Because the
Speaker 8: thing I've learned man, about the difference between a man's love,
Speaker 8: a father's love, and a woman's love. A father's love
Speaker 8: come with certain conditions. A mother's love is unconditional love.
Speaker 8: It's unconditional what you do, what you say. I love
Speaker 8: you anyway. A father's a little bit different. If you
Speaker 8: do what I say, I love you anyway. But if
Speaker 8: you constantly disobeying me and you ain't coming up to
Speaker 8: the mark. Hey, man, man, you're gonna have a problem
Speaker 8: with this thing you're looking for called love. It is
Speaker 8: because we know on in this journey to manhood that
Speaker 8: we are going to have to be things, whether we
Speaker 8: want to be or knock.
Speaker 2: I've taught my young sons all along.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna have to keep spanking you, because in
Speaker 8: a minute, life gonna spank you from me. I'm not
Speaker 8: gonna have to check you. Because life gonna check you.
Speaker 8: And manhood knocks on the door, you don't have to
Speaker 8: open it. But when manhood come, you ain't got to
Speaker 8: open the door because it will kick it in. I
Speaker 8: don't give it.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 8: If you're sitting in there playing video games and your
Speaker 8: draws and you got a girl in there, when manhood
Speaker 8: kicked that dough in it, don't give a damn ready
Speaker 8: or not, it's time. And so we try to prepare
Speaker 8: our men for that. And it led me to all
Speaker 8: this to say this quote that I heard that means
Speaker 8: so much. It said, hard times create strong men. Strong
Speaker 8: men create good times. Good times create weak men, and
Speaker 8: weak men create hard times. That's why I'm in my
Speaker 8: son's ass because I already know that if I don't
Speaker 8: get in your ass, if I don't make it tough
Speaker 8: for you, that you are going to be weak.
Speaker 2: Because listen to me, my father had hard time hard,
Speaker 2: He had them hard.
Speaker 8: I had some hard times living in the corn all
Speaker 8: this here man, watching my life getting flipped over several times.
Speaker 8: But guess what it created strong men. Me and my
Speaker 8: father were strong men. Well guess what now, as a
Speaker 8: strong man, I've created some good times. My family don't
Speaker 8: have the life I had.
Speaker 2: See. I fixed my family up so they don't have
Speaker 2: to go through what I went through.
Speaker 8: But I gotta be careful because good times, if I
Speaker 8: don't get in my boy's ass gonna create a couple
Speaker 8: of three week men. And if them boys is weak
Speaker 8: and are incapable of taking care of families, incapable of enduring,
Speaker 8: incapable of thinking, incapable of pursuing, in capable of persevering.
Speaker 8: If they are incapable, all that I worked for would
Speaker 8: be in vain. And I'm sad to say this, but
Speaker 8: this generation right here, this generation we looking at right now,
Speaker 8: that's the one thing I'm disappointed in them, because there's
Speaker 8: a lot of these dudes out here that's just weak
Speaker 8: man that want a woman to take care of them,
Speaker 8: always talking of what a woman got a brand to
Speaker 8: the table. Hey, no, dog, what do you bring to
Speaker 8: the table? If you make the table, a woman know
Speaker 8: how to set it. But you ask them to come
Speaker 8: in here and make the table too. Hey, your punk ass,
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what. That's why we have the problems
Speaker 8: we have and today because your ass ain't the man
Speaker 8: you supposed to be step up to the plate. Brothers,
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, that's our job, that's our only job. And
Speaker 8: if we don't do it, who else will? Those are
Speaker 8: my clothing remarks today, So I know I'd've lost a
Speaker 8: couple of radio fans on this one. But okay, whatever,
Speaker 8: I get some more. I bring back little big shots
Speaker 8: I create my kids like me.
Speaker 2: Y'all have a great day.
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