Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, and don't forget you can still text in your thoughts,
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Speaker 1: I mean we almost always respond. Oh we read them though, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Okay, seven eight five nine two, And the full show
Speaker 2: starts right now.
Speaker 3: It is time once again to shine a low watted
Speaker 3: spotlight on Brook and Jeffrey's hero of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just have a flashlight.
Speaker 3: It's just a big light points. Today's hero isn't even human.
Speaker 3: It's a six month old puppy named Iron.
Speaker 4: I love you Iron.
Speaker 1: What kind of puppy Iron?
Speaker 3: Iron loves three things in this world, Getting belly rubs
Speaker 3: from unlicensed massage parlors, clicking peanut butter off of his
Speaker 3: sleeping owner, and getting totally yoked at the gym. Iron
Speaker 3: because every week Iron's owner, twenty two year old guy
Speaker 3: in New York, takes him to the gym with him
Speaker 3: so that the pumpkins spot him on the bench press.
Speaker 3: I can run on the treadmill and claim workout equipment
Speaker 3: by marking it first. Oh no way, those dumbells are mine.
Speaker 1: That's the smell of the interesting.
Speaker 3: Now, what's the gym's official policy on bringing dogs there?
Speaker 3: Iron's owner says, quote, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, don't even check matter.
Speaker 3: The employees never say anything, so I'm guessing it's fine.
Speaker 1: This is my baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, did Iron get off his leash one time and
Speaker 3: interrupt another gym member, causing them to drop a weight
Speaker 3: onto themselves, which led to a verbal confrontation between his
Speaker 3: owner and several strangers.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling you're not gonna say no.
Speaker 5: Maybe okay, that may have happened.
Speaker 6: Imagine trying to bend or squad a whole bunch.
Speaker 2: Of Sorry, at least the person do at some point,
Speaker 2: can we just not bring dogs everywhere?
Speaker 1: I hate that person.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's an interesting question, But I think the more
Speaker 3: important question that nobody seems to be asking is who's
Speaker 3: a good boy?
Speaker 1: Almost hurts someone severely?
Speaker 3: I don't know if boy so, even though he may
Speaker 3: have caused some physical injury to other people, and ninety
Speaker 3: eight percent of the Internet seems to agree that dogs
Speaker 3: should not be allowed inside of a public.
Speaker 1: Gym, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Iron is still our hero. Of the week.
Speaker 1: Yes, stick with it.
Speaker 3: Yes, So let's honor Iron by getting into the shock
Speaker 3: collar question of the day with the runner up Hero
Speaker 3: of the Week, Digital Jake, who has marked the shock
Speaker 3: caller right before he brought it into the studio.
Speaker 5: You are I win it one week?
Speaker 3: What's going on it?
Speaker 5: As radio hosts, the four of you are around music
Speaker 5: almost constantly. It plays on speakers all over the office,
Speaker 5: it runs in the studio in between talk breaks, and
Speaker 5: you've even met some of the biggest artists in the industry,
Speaker 5: like when Alexis spoke with Grammy nominated singer Lizzo from
Speaker 5: an interview. Yeah, wait, that was just an actress we
Speaker 5: hired to prank Kuras.
Speaker 1: Start crying again.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And we have spoke with other legit superstars and the biz,
Speaker 5: like when Jose interviewed Ryan Tedder from the band One
Speaker 5: that was a prank. Two that was another actor. Yeah, yikes.
Speaker 3: Have we ever actually talked to a legitimate artist on
Speaker 3: this show? Are they all just pray?
Speaker 2: Before I started working here, it sounds like the show
Speaker 2: radio station.
Speaker 5: The show sounds pretty gullible when it comes to music artists.
Speaker 5: So will you fall for it again when we do
Speaker 5: a special music trivia edition of the One and Done
Speaker 5: Shock Collar Question of the Day Jose, Oh, I'm first,
Speaker 5: since you interviewed one Republic, You're gonna go first, Jose.
Speaker 5: While Miley Cyrus made the song globally popular, wrecking Ball
Speaker 5: was first offered to the producers of the Hangover movie franchise,
Speaker 5: who planned on having Mike Tyson sing it in the
Speaker 5: final movie.
Speaker 2: There's no way who's gonna Mike Tyson impersonation.
Speaker 1: I came in, let go wreck.
Speaker 6: Wrecking Ball. Okay, hold on.
Speaker 8: It doesn't make sense to me because I'm thinking it
Speaker 8: wasn't a popular song. I just would think that he
Speaker 8: would sing a song that would relate to the punch
Speaker 8: or something, and everybody.
Speaker 1: Kind of relates right like he's a wrecking ball.
Speaker 9: He comes and be like Mama said, knock you out,
Speaker 9: and then you would punch the guy, you know, like
Speaker 9: something that's already been established.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say this is.
Speaker 5: False, so false, and this is.
Speaker 10: False.
Speaker 5: It was offered to Beyonce first. Beyonce said no, and
Speaker 5: then it went to Miley's doesn't sound like Hose, You're safe.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Brook.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Brook, known for being a one hit wonder. The band
Speaker 5: chumble Wamba had a hugely popular song called tub Thumping.
Speaker 5: Most people don't know the group came up with their
Speaker 5: name after getting drunk one night and watching Star Wars
Speaker 5: The Empire Strikes Back. The drummer was so wasted he
Speaker 5: couldn't pronounce Chewbacca's name and called him Chumbawamba. Is that
Speaker 5: true or false?
Speaker 1: That song I loved when it came out. I get
Speaker 1: knocked down again.
Speaker 2: I honestly remember reading something crazy about their name or
Speaker 2: tub something.
Speaker 1: I can't remember which, and I don't remember what the
Speaker 1: article said because it was.
Speaker 6: Like a fun fact.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know that they feel like Star Wars fans either,
Speaker 2: but I love the idea of it.
Speaker 1: Because I think it's so funny. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: say it's true.
Speaker 11: Good.
Speaker 5: Brooks said true, and that is.
Speaker 1: Too good.
Speaker 5: They just made the name up to sound unique. Brooks
Speaker 5: getting shocked.
Speaker 1: I got knocked down.
Speaker 12: Again.
Speaker 5: Alexis, before her music career took off as a child
Speaker 5: Billy the Eilish had a guest role as Cecilia Halbert,
Speaker 5: the baby daughter of Jim and Pam on the Office.
Speaker 5: Is that true or false?
Speaker 1: Whoa do you know? What her parents did.
Speaker 2: I think that that's a good look, right because she
Speaker 2: already yeah, like well both her I don't know, both
Speaker 2: her and her brother write the music together.
Speaker 13: I'm more to think about the age of it, like
Speaker 13: if it would even line up. There should be a
Speaker 13: baby when the Office was still coming out, because.
Speaker 1: She's like twenty right now, like twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this put him in two back when she
Speaker 3: was like really into wearing big clothes to like protect
Speaker 3: her body. Could you imagine like a giant oversized that
Speaker 3: doesn't fit. Yeah, it's like for a five year old.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know if her parents were
Speaker 1: in the entertainment.
Speaker 13: She doesn't seem like she was like grew up as
Speaker 13: a baby in the industry.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's true.
Speaker 5: Jake Alexis said false, and that is.
Speaker 11: False.
Speaker 5: Although Billy Eilish is a huge Office super fan.
Speaker 10: She loved it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jose and Alexis are safe. Brooke is getting shocked
Speaker 5: over to Jeffrey. CDs are still an incredibly popular format
Speaker 5: to purchase music in Japan. In fact, sixty percent of
Speaker 5: all music sales in Japan are in CD form. Is
Speaker 5: the real number higher or lower than sixty percent. Japan
Speaker 5: is like.
Speaker 3: The hub of future technology. Why why would they be
Speaker 3: still on CDs? Although I have seen a documentary that
Speaker 3: says all of the Tower Records are still open in Japan.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, that's big.
Speaker 3: It's like the only place that they have like Tower
Speaker 3: Records that still is an operational.
Speaker 8: Place they could where they're like, oh, we still like
Speaker 8: it because it's like.
Speaker 1: Or maybe they're just like I love it when a
Speaker 1: song skips.
Speaker 3: The danger in it? Yeah, Like, is it higher or
Speaker 3: lower than sixty? I think it is pretty high, but
Speaker 3: I don't think it's sixty. I'm gonna say it's slightly lower.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey said lower, and that is incorrect.
Speaker 6: It's higher.
Speaker 5: And records it's actually seventy percent of all music in Japan.
Speaker 3: Physical Wow, Brook and I are going to be taking
Speaker 3: a shock today. And somebody wanted to hear Wrecking Ball
Speaker 3: by Miley Cyrus. I can't like a recking ball.
Speaker 6: I never hit so hard love. Why is that?
Speaker 3: All I wanted was to break your water?
Speaker 6: Don't break my walls.
Speaker 3: Guys, Oh that's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's no secret I love me some chocolate muffins, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 3: I eat them for breakfast, for second breakfast. A few
Speaker 3: times I've woken up in a random bakery underneath a
Speaker 3: big pile of chocolate buffers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, I think you got a problem.
Speaker 3: Did not even know how I got there. It was
Speaker 3: just a happy thing to wake up.
Speaker 6: Oh that's not a.
Speaker 3: Good I was touched when I came home from work
Speaker 3: the other day and all of my friends and family
Speaker 3: were there waiting to surprise me. Was it my birthday?
Speaker 6: Was it okay?
Speaker 3: They called it a muff intervention. I guess it's like
Speaker 3: a fancy, fun way of saying muffin convention. No, I've
Speaker 3: never had a muffin party throne just for me before
Speaker 3: a party.
Speaker 1: I don't think people were as direct with you as
Speaker 1: a party.
Speaker 3: They were all so great too.
Speaker 14: Everybody took turns going around the room and talking about
Speaker 14: muffins and how muffins have affected them and how much
Speaker 14: they love me and they love the muffins, and they're
Speaker 14: all crying, and because people so happy, it brings you
Speaker 14: to tears.
Speaker 6: Really missed the point.
Speaker 3: It was just really nice to sit in a circle
Speaker 3: with your friends and talk about what's important to you
Speaker 3: and what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Are you right now?
Speaker 3: I'm going to have another muffin, actually two more, and
Speaker 3: before we do our next segment, it's a surprise What's
Speaker 3: on your Mind? R Venshin. Oh, okay, we're all going
Speaker 3: to share coming.
Speaker 11: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: A lot of people tell me I was born with
Speaker 3: a silver spoon in my mouth, and if that's true,
Speaker 3: I feel terrible for my mom in the birthing room.
Speaker 1: So it's a lot of stitches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry to my mom. And that kind of gives
Speaker 3: you an idea of where my head's at. For a
Speaker 3: brand new What's on your Mind, where we go around
Speaker 3: the room sharing what we've been all been thinking about lately,
Speaker 3: starting with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Gosh, you guys, I don't know. Nine year old baseball
Speaker 1: is too intense for me. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: My daughter's team, she's playing a little league with all
Speaker 2: the boys and they're in the tournament right now, and
Speaker 2: I can't physically handle it, like I mean, like, outwardly,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, go dube, you know like that. Inwardly,
Speaker 2: I am so nervous during the whole thing. It is
Speaker 2: so intense. It's way too intense for nine year olds.
Speaker 2: It's way too intense for me to handle.
Speaker 6: This is like when most people are watching professionals sports.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've decided that no matter how talented my kids are,
Speaker 2: how athletic they end up being, maybe they're not at all,
Speaker 2: they're not allowed to play college sports.
Speaker 1: I just look, I won't be able to mentally hand.
Speaker 6: At a scholarship.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't care. I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if we should do high school sports. Like,
Speaker 1: the nerves are crazy.
Speaker 3: You're stopping your kids prematurely from having extra curriculars because
Speaker 3: it's too stressful for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to handle it.
Speaker 2: So if any parents are listening and have any tips
Speaker 2: on how not to care so much, that's what I need.
Speaker 1: Are you a coach? Are you supposed to care?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That doesn't Okay, that's for the little one.
Speaker 3: And you're not allowing your kids to have phones until
Speaker 3: they're twenty two?
Speaker 1: Yeah right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: Sports or phones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we'll just like start homeschooling.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 9: J Well, the other night I ordered Uber Eats and
Speaker 9: I was shocked when they sent.
Speaker 6: Me the picture of the food. You know, they normally
Speaker 6: take a picture when.
Speaker 1: They mean like the bag that they yeah.
Speaker 8: And I look at it and normally it's the food,
Speaker 8: but this time it was just my door, like to
Speaker 8: the apartment complex.
Speaker 1: Okay, no food, nothing in the picture.
Speaker 9: I'm like, wait, what because I have to buzz them
Speaker 9: in and stuff just walk in.
Speaker 6: So I immediately get up and I run down the hallway.
Speaker 1: The only thing that makes you run, I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 9: So I go down and the elevator door opens, and
Speaker 9: another resident walks into the elevator with a bag.
Speaker 2: Of food, and I immediately just go, oh, hey, is
Speaker 2: that my food?
Speaker 9: And he looks kind of shocked and he's like, oh,
Speaker 9: are you Jose And I'm like yeah.
Speaker 6: He goes, oh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, is this totally your food? Some delivery driver
Speaker 8: just handed it to me. And so then him and
Speaker 8: I are just standing there in the elevator.
Speaker 1: You're sitting with the thief.
Speaker 10: Wait.
Speaker 6: In my head, I'm like, wait, why wouldn't he just
Speaker 6: leave it on the lobby table.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was bringing me to get Maybe he was
Speaker 3: like the middleman to bring it to your door.
Speaker 6: I like to think that he read it and was like,
Speaker 6: apartment number blankly deliver it. I don't know this guy.
Speaker 9: And the rest of the night, I'm like, does this
Speaker 9: guy just wait in the lobby for food like that?
Speaker 6: That's a scam. That's literally can go to do it.
Speaker 1: You do have good food choices.
Speaker 2: If I was going to steal anyone's food order, it'd
Speaker 2: be your in a Greek or the regular.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of times to steal.
Speaker 6: SA for scammers. They are among us. If you live
Speaker 6: in an apartment complex, watch your food.
Speaker 3: People as what's been on your mind.
Speaker 13: So I had a flight land the other day and
Speaker 13: I didn't have a ride from the airport, so I
Speaker 13: had to take public transportation home.
Speaker 4: And I had to.
Speaker 13: Take the train to get back to my house. All right,
Speaker 13: I get up at a different stop than normal to
Speaker 13: get an uber halfway, and I get take it halfway,
Speaker 13: get a cheaper Uber home. Okay, I get off the
Speaker 13: stop I've never been to, and I start to freak out.
Speaker 13: It's like eleven o'clock at night. Yeah, it's like dark.
Speaker 13: I'm the only person that gets off. I'm the only
Speaker 13: person waiting outside this My Uber is ten minutes away,
Speaker 13: and I look and I see a man like standing
Speaker 13: down the street across from me, just like standing there.
Speaker 13: I have my pink suitcase and a cowgirl hags. I
Speaker 13: came run backsherette party and take anyone. It's me.
Speaker 1: It's the week deer of the group. I'm an easy target.
Speaker 1: Like my phone's not I like literally texted my friends.
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, this is it.
Speaker 13: Like if I go missing it was here, I'd be
Speaker 13: like totally panic, panicage, sweating, counting on my UBERMN like
Speaker 13: I'm actually shaking. Okay, okay, my uber comes though in time.
Speaker 1: They get care and I see him pull up next
Speaker 1: to the creepy guy. I'm like, why would you go there? Whatever,
Speaker 1: I run over there.
Speaker 13: I'm about to throw my backpack in the car and
Speaker 13: I'm about to run infore this guy can snatch me.
Speaker 1: Look it's a statue.
Speaker 2: Wait, guy, guy, he's a statue.
Speaker 1: And that's why he was so still still here. How
Speaker 1: to get me?
Speaker 2: You're gonna be so by he was so still.
Speaker 1: I was like, this man's done it before, he has
Speaker 1: a plan.
Speaker 6: You're trying to tell you this weird won't alone. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you're the weird.
Speaker 2: I know, I said, though, you need to go back
Speaker 2: and apologize to the statue.
Speaker 1: So funny, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: Well, here's some advice. If you're considering buying a house,
Speaker 3: never ever tell a real estate agent that you're a
Speaker 3: first time home buyer. Why they made the mistake of
Speaker 3: doing that, and they take it as a green light
Speaker 3: to teach you everything that you ever needed to know,
Speaker 3: and also all the stuff you never wanted to know
Speaker 3: about home buying is during a two hour long meeting
Speaker 3: at a coffee shop where every twenty seconds you hear
Speaker 3: the espresso machine in the background going.
Speaker 2: So they're too like, if you're going to buy a house,
Speaker 2: don't you want to know everything?
Speaker 1: Because I don't care.
Speaker 3: Exhausting, boring, two hour conversation of my life?
Speaker 1: Did you pay attention at all?
Speaker 3: I was trying to, but they're breaking down an eighty
Speaker 3: page legal document about home purchasing.
Speaker 1: Did you get into lead paint?
Speaker 3: Yet never even breached that check. I think I might
Speaker 3: be cool renting for the rest of my stone.
Speaker 2: I think you may have found the most boring real
Speaker 2: estate agent that has ever existed.
Speaker 3: And that's what's been on our minds. Text into seven, eight,
Speaker 3: five nine too, tell us what's been on yours. It's
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Mors. We just shared what's
Speaker 3: been on our minds and got the listeners texting it.
Speaker 3: At seventy five nine two telling us what's been.
Speaker 1: On theirs my favorite time of the week, and.
Speaker 3: Someone said, how do I ask a girl if she
Speaker 3: wants to be my girlfriend without freaking her out? That's
Speaker 3: from Jaden, Oh, Jaden, Jaden, have you been out on
Speaker 3: a date with her yet?
Speaker 1: Because one question he's just asking her out.
Speaker 3: Well, no, he's asking her to be my girlfriend. If
Speaker 3: you're worried she might freak out, then it's probably too
Speaker 3: soon to be asking to be official. At that point,
Speaker 3: I would recommend going on one date first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that he is like ten, he's going
Speaker 1: to pass her a note.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, maybe not a thirty year old Jane.
Speaker 3: Don't ask just tell her then we're boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Now that either both pieces of advice terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, give me go to a different show. Another
Speaker 3: seventy five nine two says, what's on my mind is
Speaker 3: I want to congratulate Brook for a very successful career
Speaker 3: in radio. I've been listening to her since I was
Speaker 3: ten years old I'm now fifty three.
Speaker 8: Sweet remembers when there was not a text board?
Speaker 3: Who was first inventedged?
Speaker 6: You had to telegraph it?
Speaker 3: And one more time, he says, love you guys. I'm
Speaker 3: making our team listening on your radio show on our
Speaker 3: way to our golf meet to qualify for state. Wish
Speaker 3: some luck, go North, Butler golf team.
Speaker 1: Okay, Butler, it's too loud.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is golf. Remember you got to keep it quiet.
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The thing about bad dates is they don't just happen here. Awkward,
Speaker 3: cringey romantic rendezvous happen every day in places all over
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's good. Common made me.
Speaker 3: Think, what if there was a disaster dating Olympics where
Speaker 3: the most elite awful daters on earth all came together
Speaker 3: every four years to compete in events like the four
Speaker 3: hundred meter dining dash, be rude to the waiter free Style,
Speaker 3: and the four am love bombing textathon relay. Which country
Speaker 3: do you think would take home the gold?
Speaker 6: I don't know, I mean even competition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never Latvia, so I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: Well, we might not know who would win, but we
Speaker 3: would like to submit our nation's two Olympic competitors as
Speaker 3: they recap their worst dates of all time in a
Speaker 3: brand new edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 1: Get on that podium, kids, coming up.
Speaker 3: At seven ten two.
Speaker 11: One dating app then dares you guys swipe right. The
Speaker 11: question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that just invented a new
Speaker 3: vibrating love seed called the couch potte. Oh today with
Speaker 3: Battle of the Tinder Days, where two of our listeners
Speaker 3: go head to head to find out whose dating life
Speaker 3: is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just
Speaker 3: a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner,
Speaker 3: her wildest celebrity fantasy is hopping into a bubble bath
Speaker 3: and playing with Ernie's rubber ducky while Bert holds the camera.
Speaker 3: That's why she's known as Sesame Stephanie. Oh you're the one.
Speaker 3: And in the other corner, she flirts exclusively using Harry
Speaker 3: Potter spells and charms.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are both of these kids of age?
Speaker 3: That's how to get into her chamber of Secrets Hallamora,
Speaker 3: Laura O. Hey guys, Okay, here's how the game works.
Speaker 3: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst
Speaker 3: date stories, and then the other will try and counter
Speaker 3: with the nightmare story of their own. We're going back
Speaker 3: and forth with three rounds here until we declare a winner.
Speaker 3: We're going to start things off with Sesame Stephanie, let's go.
Speaker 15: Okay, So, like I was with the guy at a
Speaker 15: bar who said he had a game for us to
Speaker 15: play while we were sitting there, like like, I thought
Speaker 15: it was like a card.
Speaker 16: Game, right, okay, yeah, sounds fun, right normal?
Speaker 15: But no, you wanted us to take turns guessing the
Speaker 15: weight of people around us.
Speaker 1: And how do you win that? Do you have to
Speaker 1: go ask the person the part.
Speaker 15: He would literally go over to them and he'd be like,
Speaker 15: excuse me, but my date thinks you weigh two thirty.
Speaker 10: Guessed.
Speaker 15: Well, of course I guess. I'm not gonna sit there
Speaker 15: not playing.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's only bitter because she lost.
Speaker 3: Right now, can you count?
Speaker 17: Don't listen?
Speaker 7: I met a guy who told me he wanted to
Speaker 7: go to Vegas on.
Speaker 2: Our first day, on your first day, on the first
Speaker 2: day I was like, are you crazy?
Speaker 10: He was like, no, come on, let's do it.
Speaker 18: And I was like, okay, sure, whatever. Adventure guy. He
Speaker 18: bought the tickets for us, and I met him at
Speaker 18: the airport and guess what what I saw him at
Speaker 18: the airport.
Speaker 7: He was being handcuffed and apparently he's not allowed on
Speaker 7: a plane for another seven years.
Speaker 3: Who what did you do?
Speaker 5: I have no clue.
Speaker 15: I just threw golf.
Speaker 1: Your ticket to Vegas. No, I don't think she took
Speaker 1: off on the plane. They came off their Yeah, yeah on.
Speaker 5: A round two.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Stephanie, we're back to you.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 15: So this guy invited me to a baseball game and
Speaker 15: we ended up driving, but we didn't go to a
Speaker 15: stadium like. We went to a field like near a park.
Speaker 15: And I was like, like I was confused and like
Speaker 15: a little nervous too. And then he said, well, we're
Speaker 15: gonna go watch a little league game.
Speaker 3: Oh oh?
Speaker 1: Was his kid playing?
Speaker 15: All six of his kids were playing.
Speaker 3: He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like left center and right there's are the
Speaker 2: only ones that aren't mine?
Speaker 3: Hey, kids, me, your new mom, Alimoor and Laura that
Speaker 3: he just turned enough can you keep up.
Speaker 7: So I went on a date as a plus one
Speaker 7: to a wedding, okay, and when it was like super
Speaker 7: quiet during one of the speeches, my date pass gas
Speaker 7: like super loud to the point that everyone looked at us.
Speaker 16: And jerk blame it on me.
Speaker 3: We're going to our third and final round here. We
Speaker 3: need your best stories, ladies, So Stephanie, give it to us.
Speaker 16: Okay.
Speaker 15: We went to an Italian restaurant and I ordered spaghetti
Speaker 15: and he asked if we could like qty do the
Speaker 15: lady in tramp things.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, oh god, this is going to get your
Speaker 2: top right.
Speaker 15: But I was like, okay, it's kind of cute, like
Speaker 15: it's kind of gross. Okay, yeah, my clothes. But I'd
Speaker 15: already been drinking wine, so I was like, sure, why
Speaker 15: not okay buying it? He got I guess you got
Speaker 15: a whiff of pepper or something needs pasta sauce all
Speaker 15: over my sake.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That is also his worst day ever though. That's terrible.
Speaker 3: This is your last chance.
Speaker 7: Wow that wow?
Speaker 19: Okay, all right, So I went out with a super
Speaker 19: big guy, like a gym wrapped through, and we.
Speaker 7: Go back to his place and he opens the door
Speaker 7: and the floor is covered in legos.
Speaker 18: In legos, legos, Yeah, freewhere is.
Speaker 1: He like a lego madiac guy?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I thought he had.
Speaker 16: Kids, you know, Like I asked him.
Speaker 7: I was like, do you have kids? Why you didn't
Speaker 7: tell me.
Speaker 15: He's like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 19: I put the legos down on purpose to build toughness.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, what.
Speaker 6: Is gonna walk over?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 18: He then proceeds to take off his shoes and literally
Speaker 18: walk over to the kitchen like open like an injured animal.
Speaker 6: By the way, don't go to the bathroom. There's hot
Speaker 6: holes on the.
Speaker 3: Wow match final bell means it's over. We need to
Speaker 3: score this.
Speaker 13: Alexis who wins Stephanie for the sneezing pasta.
Speaker 3: You got one to Stephanie Brook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the six kids and the spaghetti sneeze Stephanie for sure.
Speaker 5: That's decided to.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Sesame, Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very exciting.
Speaker 3: You're proud of your sad dating.
Speaker 6: You did it.
Speaker 3: Congratulations. That was Battle of the tender dates. We got
Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 11: Right after this, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: There's a common stereotype, an unfair one that if you're
Speaker 3: a single woman and you show up to a mechanic,
Speaker 3: they're gonna take advantage of the fact that you probably
Speaker 3: don't know a lot about cars. True, Alexis, please prove
Speaker 3: that to be not true.
Speaker 1: Anything they tell me is wrong usually probably is wrong. Right,
Speaker 1: that's right? All the money the charge one thousands.
Speaker 3: If Alexis can't disprove it, then Brooke, Well, oh, she
Speaker 3: calls an auto shop today with a chip on her shoulder,
Speaker 3: and the guy on the phone better not try any
Speaker 3: funny business on to him early and often in your
Speaker 3: phone town Right now?
Speaker 10: Another repair, Brendan, Hi, I.
Speaker 1: Am a woman and I am not going to be
Speaker 1: taken advantage of.
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, I have an.
Speaker 1: Issue with my vehicle and I need to bring it in.
Speaker 1: Is that okay with you? What do you want to
Speaker 1: may explain me the directions on how to get there?
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I knew
Speaker 10: you'd be the type.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know that I don't want to
Speaker 2: be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked down
Speaker 2: to because you think you're better than me.
Speaker 10: That's not what we intend to do here at all.
Speaker 10: If you want to come in. You're more than welcome.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, that's fine, Because I know my cars.
Speaker 10: I believe you, and I just want to let you
Speaker 10: know we treat everyone equal here.
Speaker 1: I believe that when I see it.
Speaker 2: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic, and when
Speaker 2: I drive, the hugnuts seems off.
Speaker 1: What the hug nuts on the wheels?
Speaker 10: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean
Speaker 10: the lug nut?
Speaker 2: And here we go patronizing me because I'm a woman,
Speaker 2: no miss, and you're a man and you know con
Speaker 2: parts better than me.
Speaker 10: No miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just
Speaker 10: I wanted to let you know that that's that's what
Speaker 10: it is called.
Speaker 2: No, I just wanted to let you know that I
Speaker 2: grew up around cars my whole life. I have ridden
Speaker 2: in cars since I was a baby, so I know
Speaker 2: hug nuts and dipplesticks.
Speaker 1: Don't even mess with me.
Speaker 12: We can we can call it that if that's what
Speaker 12: makes you feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh, the first right thing you've said. That is the
Speaker 1: first right thing you've said.
Speaker 2: So back to my issue. The hug nuts are off.
Speaker 2: And also I've noticed the Metacritic converter isn't funneling.
Speaker 10: Right, the converter.
Speaker 12: We'll go with that exactly.
Speaker 2: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed
Speaker 2: this weird nut. So I unscrewed it and all this
Speaker 2: brown liquid came out. Let me tell you that brown
Speaker 2: liquid did not look good and it did not taste good.
Speaker 10: You tasted it.
Speaker 1: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not?
Speaker 1: Oh God, and let me tell you it tasted wrong.
Speaker 1: It was off. And that's when I knew that the
Speaker 1: blinker fluid done.
Speaker 10: You said, blinker fluid.
Speaker 1: You must be new you know the brown sticky liquid.
Speaker 1: Lets you change your blinker.
Speaker 10: Man, you're talking about the oil, right.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to be nice here, and I just I
Speaker 12: don't think that has anything to do with your blinker.
Speaker 1: Where do you come from? Do you even go to
Speaker 1: mode of school? God, you probably didn't even study automotiology.
Speaker 1: Oh what idiot? So yeah, the oil if you want
Speaker 1: to call it that. Listen.
Speaker 5: I got rid of it.
Speaker 10: You got rid of all the oil, yes, And the.
Speaker 1: Problem is now, whenever I drive, there's a funny smell.
Speaker 10: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no
Speaker 10: oil in your car.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the blinker fluid again.
Speaker 2: I think what happened is I didn't get it all out,
Speaker 2: which is why I need you guys to take a
Speaker 2: look at it.
Speaker 10: Ma'am.
Speaker 12: If you want, we have a slot for you already today.
Speaker 12: If you want to come down, we can take a
Speaker 12: look at it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,
Speaker 2: not yours. All right, And I know you've got your
Speaker 2: little fancy tools down there, but in the end, I'm
Speaker 2: probably gonna end up fixing it myself because you sound
Speaker 2: like another moron.
Speaker 1: Funny that moron and man have the same letters, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to
Speaker 10: help you.
Speaker 2: Oh help the poor little woman who can't take care
Speaker 2: of her own car.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 12: Not at all, Man, you're a customer and I'm just
Speaker 12: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to
Speaker 12: want help. I don't even know why you called.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you exactly why I called, because your girlfriend
Speaker 2: Tina set you up for a.
Speaker 1: Prank phone call.
Speaker 10: Wait, what are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god, don't worry.
Speaker 1: My hug nuts are just fine.
Speaker 5: It's all a prank.
Speaker 10: Thank god. I didn't know what to say. I was
Speaker 10: trying to be so nice. There.
Speaker 1: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed.
Speaker 2: She said, you guys have been getting a lot of
Speaker 2: crazy customers lately, so I thought i'd.
Speaker 1: Just pile on.
Speaker 10: Well, you'd certainly piled on. Oh my god, what a.
Speaker 1: Relief are you saying that there's no blinker fluid.
Speaker 10: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.
Speaker 1: Oh that's automatology. You didn't go to school. Yeah, wake up.
Speaker 11: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Doesn't happen very often, But when jose is really into
Speaker 3: a woman, his dating strategy is to go all out.
Speaker 3: He will take her to the nicest restaurant in town,
Speaker 3: even if it is in the airport flowers. He will
Speaker 3: pull out chairs, open doors, and wow her with his
Speaker 3: extensive knowledge of the different salmon species in which rivers
Speaker 3: they spawn. But here's the thing. What if I told
Speaker 3: you there was a smarter, easier way to date where
Speaker 3: you could still have a wild, adventurous evening and you'll
Speaker 3: leave with more money than when you came. Guarantees it's not.
Speaker 6: About the money, Jeff, I just want to spoil her
Speaker 6: and make her happy.
Speaker 1: I like Jeff's idea.
Speaker 6: Coming from a woman.
Speaker 3: Maybe, but we just learned about it from one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, and his idea for a date might actually
Speaker 3: be genius.
Speaker 6: Your brand.
Speaker 3: You'll find out in your brand new second Date Update,
Speaker 3: Next second Date up date. One of the best parts
Speaker 3: of dating is trying out new things, like activities, new activities,
Speaker 3: new foods, new felonies, because you never know what unique
Speaker 3: experiences you might have and how you're gonna feel when
Speaker 3: you're with this new person.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 3: I never knew that was my jam until I met you.
Speaker 3: And that's what happened with one of our listeners, Aaron,
Speaker 3: who says he went out with a new woman and
Speaker 3: she inspired him to try doing something for the very
Speaker 3: first time. Aaron, is this your first time being on
Speaker 3: a radio show?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 17: Not my first time, but.
Speaker 10: Conversations.
Speaker 3: Yet she's inspired you to do at least two new things.
Speaker 3: Look at you, Wow, this woman already sounds like a keeper.
Speaker 3: What's the name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Becca Beccaca.
Speaker 17: I met Becca online.
Speaker 2: It was my first foray, no, really, is the first
Speaker 2: time you ever did online dating?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 17: I was always like my dream with to do it,
Speaker 17: like find a person in person and connect. And then
Speaker 17: I was like, you know what, it's been such a struggle.
Speaker 17: Nobody wants to talk anymore in person.
Speaker 3: The internet is where people go to give up on
Speaker 3: their previous hopes.
Speaker 11: So much.
Speaker 3: But where did you decide to go for your date?
Speaker 17: Okay? So the plan was we were supposed to just
Speaker 17: go me to the bar and have some beers, and
Speaker 17: that was actually good, but then kind of got a
Speaker 17: little out of control.
Speaker 1: What do you mean really good way?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was like in a good and bad way.
Speaker 17: If that makes I.
Speaker 1: Don't think it means bad. Isn't good either, I think
Speaker 1: it just means bad bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm more confused. Tell us what happened?
Speaker 17: Okay, so it sounds weird, but we were drinking at
Speaker 17: the bar and then I noticed at the window there
Speaker 17: was a pawn shop across the street.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're not in a very nice neighborhood. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it could be stars.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I grew up hanging out at pawn shops.
Speaker 1: They are not in the nice neighborhoods.
Speaker 3: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you saw the pawn shop.
Speaker 17: And what And then I was like, this is a
Speaker 17: little bit weird, but I've always wanted to go to those,
Speaker 17: you know, can we check it out? I've never been there.
Speaker 3: Oh so this is the new experience that she inspired you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, oh go, it could be really romantic and magic.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a pawn shop Jeffrey? Well no, No,
Speaker 1: they all smell a little weird.
Speaker 3: They're sad places.
Speaker 1: You're desperate people.
Speaker 3: Go, Aaron, maybe you had a better experience, Aaron, what
Speaker 3: was yours?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 17: Yeah, so we just walked across the street and she
Speaker 17: was down with it, and so I popped in, looked
Speaker 17: around and I was like, I haven't I actually have
Speaker 17: an idea, and so I went put to my car.
Speaker 17: She waited for me and I came back and I
Speaker 17: was like, I had this whole cookie jar in the
Speaker 17: trunks and my grandma gave me it kind of looks valuable,
Speaker 17: So you know, I wasn't sure. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 17: let's see, here's.
Speaker 3: A good opportunity to get rid of it and maybe
Speaker 3: make some money.
Speaker 6: It's get an a value.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so you brought it in yeah, And I was
Speaker 17: like to the guy behind the counter, I was like, hey,
Speaker 17: how much for this cookie jar?
Speaker 3: And he was like nothing, see, that's they lowball you
Speaker 3: at first.
Speaker 6: Yeahs a Civil war cookie?
Speaker 1: Like is there diamonds or guns.
Speaker 17: Inside in the family for a bit, and I was
Speaker 17: like arguing with the guy. I was like, no, it's
Speaker 17: an antique, you know, and he's like, dude, I can't
Speaker 17: sell this for anything. But like I was just joking.
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, well, what about the necklace that
Speaker 10: she's wearing, you know, and necklace that Joe Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: It's obvious.
Speaker 1: Joe isn't an obvious joke though, what did bea say?
Speaker 17: I mean, we're both kind of tipsy. So she was
Speaker 17: a little offended at first, but she kind of laughed
Speaker 17: at it when she realized I was joking. Okay, she
Speaker 17: was like, well, actually this necklace is from her ex.
Speaker 17: So she was like, I wouldn't mind really getting rid
Speaker 17: of it.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: She was wearing her ex boyfriend's necklace on her first date.
Speaker 1: With choice, we could just get a yeah, pass out.
Speaker 1: Sometimes exes give good jewelry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. Okay, it was.
Speaker 17: Nice enough, but so we started negotiate with the guy
Speaker 17: and then he was like, I'll give you eighty dollars
Speaker 17: for it, and she's like sure, and she got rid
Speaker 17: of it.
Speaker 10: So like, yo, drinking money man the black in the bar,
Speaker 10: Are you worried?
Speaker 6: What if it was worth a lot more than that?
Speaker 1: They're always worth a lot more than that if they're
Speaker 1: going to give you eighty bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but to get rid of an ex boyfriend's necklace,
Speaker 3: it kind of feels good to get rid of it
Speaker 3: emotional weight, all right, So now you have eighty dollars
Speaker 3: to keep drinking.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 17: We went back to the bar and we spent all
Speaker 17: eighty dollars ago, Now it was fun.
Speaker 1: Was she just mad that she ended up having to
Speaker 1: pay for the date?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 10: That way?
Speaker 17: She didn't say anything about that, like, you know, we
Speaker 17: left the bar the end of the night with the hugs.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 17: I decided I was like, I can't drive home because
Speaker 17: I'm not I'm like really wasted at this point. So
Speaker 17: I slept in the back of my car. But we
Speaker 17: got her in uber.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't uber back with her.
Speaker 6: I know, I'm fine here.
Speaker 3: I'm still sleep across from the park.
Speaker 1: I mean it's okay, it's responsible.
Speaker 17: Like I I didn't want to leave my car there
Speaker 17: in the parking lot, and then my grandma's cookie jars
Speaker 17: in there too.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like with it, not the cookie jars,
Speaker 2: like sleeping with it.
Speaker 1: Did your date see you sleeping in the car?
Speaker 17: I don't remember, but I know she got home safe,
Speaker 17: so okay.
Speaker 3: I've been able to keep the conversation going with her
Speaker 3: after the date.
Speaker 10: Well that's the thing.
Speaker 17: It's like, I haven't got any responses from her. I
Speaker 17: mean she liked one of my texts, so I know she.
Speaker 1: Saw it, okay, but she didn't send like great time.
Speaker 10: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe she regrets selling the necklace and felt
Speaker 2: like kind of pressured by you and she sobered up.
Speaker 17: Well, I mean I hope not, because I mean we
Speaker 17: had a good time doing something we've totally never done before,
Speaker 17: and I mean same.
Speaker 3: With her, so you know, sure, Okay, Well we're gonna
Speaker 3: give beck a whole other thing she's never done before.
Speaker 3: A random fun call from a bunch of radio hosts
Speaker 3: when we come back and do your second date update.
Speaker 3: Right after this second update, what was supposed to be
Speaker 3: an ordinary date turned into a semi drunk episode of
Speaker 3: pond Stars.
Speaker 1: With this music.
Speaker 3: It was crazy how it happened. Because Aaron saw a
Speaker 3: pawn shop out the window of the bar that they
Speaker 3: were at. They ambled over across the street and he
Speaker 3: sold his date's necklace for beer money.
Speaker 1: Dude, why made you say it in that sentence?
Speaker 3: Exactly, I'm not even exaggerating. And they went back to
Speaker 3: the bar and drank more with the eighty bucks that
Speaker 3: they scored, until he decided to spend the night in
Speaker 3: the back seat of his own car.
Speaker 6: God's honest truth.
Speaker 3: I lie here and that I've done wrong, diss any
Speaker 3: of that story up.
Speaker 17: When you recap the date like that, it's a little creepy.
Speaker 1: No, is that creepy. It just sounds like you're from
Speaker 1: my hometown. Like all of that, it's very familiar.
Speaker 6: You're one of those friends in low places.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's not the date that you envisioned
Speaker 3: for yourself, clearly, but maybe it ended up better than
Speaker 3: you ever expected.
Speaker 6: And you said you had fun.
Speaker 10: I had a great time.
Speaker 17: I would love to hear again, no regrets.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that a girl wouldn't call a guy
Speaker 3: back after he couldn't sell his own grandma's cookies.
Speaker 17: So that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, George Clooney did that one and look
Speaker 3: where he is now billionaire. So that's going to be
Speaker 3: you soon, Aaron. First, we got to get you out
Speaker 3: on another date with Becca, so we're going to call
Speaker 3: her right now.
Speaker 10: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey is this Becca?
Speaker 16: This is Becca?
Speaker 3: Hey Becca, what's up? You're on the morning radio show
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Becca, by, Welcome.
Speaker 11: To the show.
Speaker 16: So I'm like, I'm literally on the radio right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, you are, so hop on board because it's going
Speaker 3: to be a little bit of a bumpy ride, okay, because.
Speaker 5: Well it's actually could be smooth.
Speaker 3: It could be smooth because we're doing something called the
Speaker 3: second Date Update, and we're trying to hook you back
Speaker 3: up with a guy you went out with recently named Aaron.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, it sounds like you guys
Speaker 2: had a fun night together.
Speaker 16: I mean we definitely had a time. Yeah, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 16: it was a great first date, but it kind of
Speaker 16: like led to like a kind of a bigger issue.
Speaker 3: So what kind of a thing?
Speaker 16: What I mean, did you tell you that we were
Speaker 16: kind of drunk and went to a pawn shop and
Speaker 16: he sold my necklace, like off my neck.
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten. How romantic was
Speaker 3: that to you?
Speaker 16: I mean, yeah, I mean it was all It was
Speaker 16: definitely fun. I did not expect to walk out of
Speaker 16: that date without my necklace. The word to close the
Speaker 16: bar down afterwards, but yeah, I mean I guess I
Speaker 16: intended on calling him back. But I took an uber
Speaker 16: home after our date, and I kind of helped myself
Speaker 16: because before I parted with the necklace, I asked Aaron
Speaker 16: to take a photo of me handing over the necklace
Speaker 16: of the pawnshop guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, happy memories.
Speaker 16: Yeah, exactly exactly, because it was a gesture, it was
Speaker 16: on my ex and anyway, while I was in the Uber,
Speaker 16: I sent that photo.
Speaker 17: To my ex.
Speaker 1: Oh revenge photo, yeow, I mean that that is a
Speaker 1: good revenge.
Speaker 3: I'm look what happened to your sweet precious jewelry?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean we had broken up probably six months
Speaker 16: ago or something, and we hooked up a couple of times,
Speaker 16: and then yeah, and so, like I had started an
Speaker 16: online dating profile to like help me get over him,
Speaker 16: or you know, just find other options. So I didn't
Speaker 16: keep doing that. But then this, like selling the necklace
Speaker 16: was like supposed to be the nail in the coffin,
Speaker 16: like shutting the door, and that's.
Speaker 1: A huge middle finger to get in your Like, what
Speaker 1: did your ex say?
Speaker 16: Well, he didn't really say much. He'd actually just like
Speaker 16: put question marks, and I didn't. I just honestly I
Speaker 16: got home and I passed out and I didn't really care.
Speaker 3: So, Okay, that's him, then what's wrong?
Speaker 16: But then the next day I woke up to my door,
Speaker 16: knock at my door, and it's my ex holding the necklace.
Speaker 1: What did he go back to the pawn shop?
Speaker 16: He had done some investigative work and figured out which
Speaker 16: pawn shop it was, bought the necklace back for three
Speaker 16: hundred and twenty dollars. Oh this is how much you
Speaker 16: mean to me?
Speaker 1: Oh well, and he still want to do that, dude?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is really sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how men operate.
Speaker 16: We operate on SAT so not every man, not every
Speaker 16: man does that do so.
Speaker 1: I mean you hated him enough to pawn the necklace
Speaker 1: he gave you and then send it in a text
Speaker 1: like I was drinking.
Speaker 16: I was drinking.
Speaker 11: Talking.
Speaker 1: Let's guess what happened next.
Speaker 16: Or you just tell us we didn't hook up, if
Speaker 16: that's what you're implying. But I did invite him in.
Speaker 16: We had some coffee, we talked things over, and honestly,
Speaker 16: I mean, it was so unexpected. Maybe it's because I
Speaker 16: was hungover. Maybe it's because like it was hot, Like
Speaker 16: it was hot for him to go through all that
Speaker 16: trouble and then take three hundred and twenty dollars to
Speaker 16: get it back.
Speaker 6: That point too, you texted in vote right now seventy
Speaker 6: hot or not?
Speaker 3: He didn't spend over three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: On it that, I mean, what was it worth to
Speaker 1: begin with? Did he ever tell you?
Speaker 16: I don't know. He never told me, but it could
Speaker 16: not have been more than I was something to say, Hello, Hello, Aaron.
Speaker 16: Is that Aaron?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's a.
Speaker 1: I think your ex boyfriends in the back room.
Speaker 3: He's been listening on the other line this entire time,
Speaker 3: wanting to jump in. Are you serious, yeah, Aaron?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 17: So wait, hold on, So you you had an amazing
Speaker 17: time with me, but then you got back with your
Speaker 17: exes that you hooked.
Speaker 10: Up with your ex.
Speaker 16: I did not hook up with my ax, but we
Speaker 16: have decided to hook I think we I mean, we
Speaker 16: want to try you know, we're trying it again. It's like,
Speaker 16: thank you so much. I mean, we had a fun day,
Speaker 16: and I mean I think you're a really great guy.
Speaker 16: I was one hundred percent anticipating having a second day
Speaker 16: with you.
Speaker 17: I'm just being really honest, Like this really hurts, actually,
Speaker 17: like I didn't expect like this would happened that. I
Speaker 17: thought we had a great time and it was, like
Speaker 17: you said, it was six months ago, Like really, you
Speaker 17: want to try that again instead of trying something new
Speaker 17: like we did.
Speaker 6: You're getting with very risk.
Speaker 3: Aaron basically teed up her ex to like, yeah.
Speaker 11: This home.
Speaker 10: Yeah I didn't. I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 17: It just happened, you know, I mean honestly.
Speaker 2: I know, but you thought that you were ridding her
Speaker 2: of the X instead of you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like you're you're getting rid of the necklace.
Speaker 1: We're washing ourselves clean, we're moving forward. You were probably
Speaker 1: just asleep in your car when he was across the street.
Speaker 17: You're actually good. Things happened, so that's what i'm You're
Speaker 17: sleeping your car?
Speaker 10: Oh sorry, oh god.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I didn't want to leave my car. Look, I
Speaker 17: just I just he didn't take it. I didn't want
Speaker 17: to leave the car there, and I couldn't drive home,
Speaker 17: you know, drunk, I was no.
Speaker 16: I mean, I'm glad you didn't drive home, but I
Speaker 16: definitely didn't think you would sleep in your car.
Speaker 17: Look, I think I think you're great and.
Speaker 6: Good timing.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's really sweet.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should offer to buy the necklace back for
Speaker 3: even more than three hundred and twenty dollars the ultimate.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I come on, you're not taking an uber home like
Speaker 16: I doubt you're gonna spend more than three hundred and
Speaker 16: twenty dollars on this reclass you're him.
Speaker 17: Now, Yes, it's just a gesture of money. We had
Speaker 17: a great time, he just said, with money.
Speaker 3: I think that's important to keep in mind here. And
Speaker 3: also it's important to keep in mind that she hasn't
Speaker 3: hooked up with her ex boyfriend yet. So with that
Speaker 3: being said, I think I'm going to propose the two
Speaker 3: of you go out on another date. You and air
Speaker 3: in and you can use it as a competition now
Speaker 3: to see who do you want to get with more,
Speaker 3: Aaron or your exploit.
Speaker 1: Or maybe Aeron will lead you to another X and
Speaker 1: then you can.
Speaker 10: Good God, this.
Speaker 16: Has already been like kind of a shock to the system.
Speaker 16: But I mean, oh no, I think it's I feel
Speaker 16: I feel like a second date. Would that? Would that
Speaker 16: be awkward?
Speaker 3: I mean, you'd cheating on your new boyfriend together yet
Speaker 3: only if you're wearing that necklace again, then might be
Speaker 3: a little awkward just talking.
Speaker 17: Hey, hey, look after a couple of whiskey sours, whiskey cokes,
Speaker 17: whatever you want, we're gonna sell that thing again.
Speaker 1: Oh let's see how many times your exploit friend will
Speaker 1: buy it.
Speaker 6: Some time.
Speaker 3: Come on, go out one more time, and we'll pay
Speaker 3: for it. Yes or no?
Speaker 16: All right, if you guys are paying for it, I
Speaker 16: will do a second date.
Speaker 3: It's a sloppy second date, just the way that we
Speaker 3: like it. We'll even throw in a free radio station
Speaker 3: blanket that the two of you can cuddle up underneath
Speaker 3: in the back seat of Aaron's car.
Speaker 16: I was gonna ask if you can definitely put the UBERTI.
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Some people love Amazon, Yeah, some people kind of hate Amazon.
Speaker 3: But you gotta admit, North America's completely hooked because over
Speaker 3: half of the continent pays one hundred and forty dollars
Speaker 3: a year for their Amazon Prime subscription.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I feel like it's as important as like
Speaker 2: paid in my car insurance, and it shouldn't be.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, did you realize it was that much money.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's so bad, moms.
Speaker 3: I thought it was one hundred and forty dollars a year.
Speaker 3: That gives you prime shipping, prime video, prime music, prime gaming,
Speaker 3: and next up, prime cell phone service. Because word has it,
Speaker 3: your Amazon Prime subscription may soon include cheap or possibly
Speaker 3: free cell phone survey.
Speaker 2: Does anyone feel like that's going to be the most
Speaker 2: spotty service they've ever had.
Speaker 3: In their Well, you say that, but several business publications
Speaker 3: are saying they've been talking to T Mobile and AT
Speaker 3: and T about doing this, and the cell service could
Speaker 3: cost subscribers about ten dollars or less per month.
Speaker 1: Mom, noticed extra charge. We're going to go back to
Speaker 1: the times where it's like you have to pay per
Speaker 1: text message you sent. Do you remember that it was awful.
Speaker 6: It's your text is also a one hour prime delivery.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to T nine texting. You have to
Speaker 3: hit the button like four times.
Speaker 1: We're only playing snake on our phones.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I forgot about snake nostalgic.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the phone carriers are all denying these rumors. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: Amazon's response is no comment, which means it's definitely happening.
Speaker 1: It means we love the free press.
Speaker 3: Speaking of free press, laser stories, we're going to do
Speaker 3: it next. It's the radio segment that checked himself into
Speaker 3: a psych ward after dinner the other night because he
Speaker 3: put one lasagna on top of another one and realized
Speaker 3: he still just had one lasagna.
Speaker 6: Oh oh my gosh, it never end.
Speaker 1: That would break anyone.
Speaker 3: We'd all be shook too. From Laser Stories, the segment
Speaker 3: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 3: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 3: those other pastaphobes just don't. This first laser story is
Speaker 3: out of Orlando, Florida. Who a few months back, the
Speaker 3: Florida Lottery announced forty one year old Alto V. C.
Speaker 3: Morris played the five hundred X cash scratch off game
Speaker 3: and one one million dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's always so crazy to me off a scratcher
Speaker 2: just because I've only ever won like five bucks.
Speaker 9: Has been my old saying you have to buy like
Speaker 9: the twenty thirty dollars months to win the big jackpot.
Speaker 3: And she purchased the lucky ticket at a seven to
Speaker 3: eleven and claimed her winnings immediately afterwards.
Speaker 1: Good job.
Speaker 3: When she went to the lottery head quarters, they got
Speaker 3: a photo of her holding the giant check.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Reporter asked how she felt. Alto VC replied with three
Speaker 3: words taken from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, I'll be back.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's some confidence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, once again.
Speaker 3: What happened next? Just a few months later, she was
Speaker 3: backed at lottery headquarters asking for more money because she
Speaker 3: spent it all.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think that's That's not how it works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just kidding. She was jumping for joy. She
Speaker 3: claimed her second one million dollar her next ticket. Winter
Speaker 3: happened after she bought her dream home, and she said,
Speaker 3: it all happened so fast. I first win the lottery,
Speaker 3: and then as I'm closing on the house, I stopped
Speaker 3: at a Sonoko food mart and it happened again.
Speaker 2: Good Carmon is she created a past life for subjects
Speaker 2: like now's my dream car?
Speaker 3: Yeah, lottery officials were shocked, especially because she only bought
Speaker 3: two scratch tickets during the entire tomb On spam, both
Speaker 3: off the same game. Oh way, Wow, there is good
Speaker 3: news in Florida. Look at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a shock in most shocking bart.
Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of India. A man was
Speaker 3: vacationing with his friends when the worst thing that could
Speaker 3: ever happen in Alexis's life actually happened.
Speaker 1: Why Toy's phone dropped in the water?
Speaker 3: Rajish vishwas was visiting the Karquetta Dam taking a selfie
Speaker 3: when he accidentally dropped it in the reservoir of the lawn.
Speaker 1: Did you know this or no?
Speaker 11: But what could be worse?
Speaker 3: While Alexis in that instance would probably just call her
Speaker 3: dad and beg him to buy her new one, yeah,
Speaker 3: the thirty two year old had a different plan. First,
Speaker 3: he hired local divers to try and find the twelve
Speaker 3: hundred dollars Samsung phone Why. Unfortunately for him, the divers
Speaker 3: told Jish that the water level would have to be
Speaker 3: significantly lower for them to make any headway on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean standing on a damn my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's when he brought in a diesel pump to
Speaker 3: start draining the reservoir.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: He claimed that his phone contained sensitive government information on
Speaker 3: it and that he had the verbal ok from local
Speaker 3: water officials, and the pump ran for several days, pulling
Speaker 3: out more than five hundred thousand gallons of water.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even know how much water that is. Like,
Speaker 1: my head can't wrap around that.
Speaker 3: At long last, Rajesh got his phone.
Speaker 1: No, it actually worked.
Speaker 3: His plan worked, but sadly his phone did not.
Speaker 1: So it was all ford.
Speaker 3: And it also turns out he didn't have permission to
Speaker 3: do any of that. He was fined for dumping water
Speaker 3: that was meant to be used by local farmers to
Speaker 3: irrigate nearly fifteen hundred acres of land.
Speaker 2: It's awful, just a little famine to get your phone.
Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 3: He also lost his job working as a food inspector.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was his government job.
Speaker 3: The sensitive government info on his phone turned out to
Speaker 3: be food picks from the restaurants he was supposed to miss.
Speaker 6: He's like what these apples?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Jose can attest to that food
Speaker 3: picks They're like gold.
Speaker 9: Absolutely absolutely, I got the perfect shot of the other
Speaker 9: day my favorites phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, his.
Speaker 3: Next leasure stories. Out of the Weird World of AI,
Speaker 3: some guy tweeted a photo after his cousin in seventh
Speaker 3: grade used chat gpt to cheat on a book report.
Speaker 3: It was on the nineteen eighty nine novel The Joy
Speaker 3: Luck Club.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good book man.
Speaker 3: The whole report is written out by hand.
Speaker 1: But he copied it, Like, how did he copy it?
Speaker 3: Then by copying it, reading and co it free?
Speaker 1: Did it? I did good in my English class.
Speaker 3: The first clue a kid didn't write it is the vocabulary,
Speaker 3: because how many seventh graders use the word poignant. But
Speaker 3: there's an even more obvious clue in that same exact paragraph,
Speaker 3: because even though he did copy this by hand, he
Speaker 3: forgot to remove chat GPT's disclaimer at the bottom. No,
Speaker 3: the last paragraph starts quote as an AI language model,
Speaker 3: I don't have personal expectations or opinions, And that was
Speaker 3: written out on his paper.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, kid.
Speaker 3: Some people think that this is fake because the handwriting
Speaker 3: looks a little too good for a seventh grader.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I bet Jeff's handwriting looked too good for a YEA.
Speaker 3: Other people believe it's one hundred percent real, and a
Speaker 3: few commented that the kids now are just so lazy
Speaker 3: they can't even cheat the right way.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least they're still writing by hand.
Speaker 10: For now.
Speaker 3: Laser stories out of the study of life as we
Speaker 3: know it. See what's something a lot of people think
Speaker 3: they're good at but aren't well. A worldwide studied was
Speaker 3: just done involving more than fourteen thousand people, and here
Speaker 3: are the top answers. Number seven, we think we're good
Speaker 3: at giving advice. Guess what, No, you're not. Number six
Speaker 3: is parenting. Many many people.
Speaker 10: Think that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a parenting idiot. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to survive by the day. Jeff, I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of vibe I'm putting out there, but it's not that.
Speaker 3: Number five that people think they're good at is singing,
Speaker 3: which is pretty evident on this show. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to name names.
Speaker 5: Jeff, yourself.
Speaker 3: Singer number four being humble and thinks that they're humble,
Speaker 3: not so much.
Speaker 1: Why would anyone on this show want to be humble?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 6: I just want to say, out of all of us,
Speaker 6: I'm the most humble best.
Speaker 3: At number three, we think we're good at staying out
Speaker 3: of drama.
Speaker 1: I am diving right into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all secretly really love it. Number two is driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could argue that I think your car bill
Speaker 1: because yeah.
Speaker 3: And finally, the number one thing we think that we're
Speaker 3: good at but we're not really is being a great listener.
Speaker 1: Did you not hear that?
Speaker 6: A great listener?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm fine. Thanks. A few more that made the list flirting, lying, romance, cooking,
Speaker 3: and telling jokes?
Speaker 6: Who gave us a morning show?
Speaker 3: What do you call a famous turtle? A celebrity?
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
Speaker 3: Means the stories is over for the day. We're going
Speaker 3: to do it again, same time, Friday.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Her name is Mary Anne from Kent and she's a
Speaker 3: retired pharmacy tech with a pension for adventure.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: And when I say adventure, I mean going out to
Speaker 3: the mailbox very.
Speaker 1: Very slowly slowly. Yeah, okay, adventure, Mary Mary.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Mary Anne.
Speaker 7: Oh, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jeff just wrote your new dating profile.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 10: Tomorrow is my forty second anniversary.
Speaker 1: Two years you've been married.
Speaker 3: Oh man, isn't that the tender versary? Like every year
Speaker 3: has a gift wood and like silver forty two years
Speaker 3: is tinder?
Speaker 18: Right?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The dating again?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you CA's the marriage?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How strong is this real?
Speaker 11: Is?
Speaker 1: That is how you make it work, Marianne.
Speaker 3: We never tell, don't talk to them. We're sending Brook
Speaker 3: out of the studio. All that happens, Marianne, you know
Speaker 3: the game works. He got thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
Speaker 3: say past. But you have to beat Brooke outright to win?
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Ready?
Speaker 3: All right, let's do this. Your time starts now. Today
Speaker 3: is VCR day. What does the sea in VCR stand for?
Speaker 3: The Australian Open, the French Open, the US Open? And
Speaker 3: what other event comprised the Grand Slam of Tennis? What
Speaker 3: are animals called that eat both meat and plants? In
Speaker 3: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? What was Indie searching
Speaker 3: for goblet fleas have wings or false false? Nice work there,
Speaker 3: Mary Anne, and help her, possibly because there was another
Speaker 3: voice that came through it.
Speaker 6: It's your dog.
Speaker 15: It's a ghost.
Speaker 3: Oh, a ghost. We accept ghosts as helpers. That's fine,
Speaker 3: Brooks coming back in the studio. It's funny Hoose mentioned
Speaker 3: Alexa because Marianne apparently has four Alexa's that are all
Speaker 3: tuned into our radio show, all across our house.
Speaker 6: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I love you, Marianne.
Speaker 6: How we get ratings on the home.
Speaker 2: That's how you make a marriage work, don't you know?
Speaker 2: Listen to our show and you don't have to talk
Speaker 2: to each other.
Speaker 16: The secret.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents listen every morning. They're still going strong
Speaker 1: after I don't even know.
Speaker 15: It's not just morning, it's all day long.
Speaker 3: For the soundtrack to your whole life.
Speaker 1: I would marry you if you were already married, brook
Speaker 1: You're ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is VCR day. What does
Speaker 3: the C in VCR stand for? The Australian, the French Open,
Speaker 3: the US Open? And what other event comprised the Grand
Speaker 3: Slam of Tennis British? What are animals called that eat
Speaker 3: both meat and plants? In Indiana? Jones and the Last Crusade?
Speaker 3: What was Indy searching for? The goblet thing fleas have wings?
Speaker 3: True or false?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 3: In which city can you find? The House of Parliament
Speaker 3: and Westminster Abbey, London. We got our answers, and we're
Speaker 3: gonna go over to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 3: both did with Jose.
Speaker 6: Marianne, you got four correct.
Speaker 1: Bring in the fire, Marianne.
Speaker 6: One Alexa and Brook you.
Speaker 1: One Alexa.
Speaker 4: Sure. Only nice job, Marianne and Marianne's ghost heel birth.
Speaker 3: Let's get some credit to the ghost. Today's VCR day.
Speaker 3: The C in VCR stands for Cassette Video Cassette Recorder.
Speaker 3: Australian Open, French Open, the US Open, and the fourth
Speaker 3: Event and the Grand Slam of Tennis. Technically it is
Speaker 3: the British Open, but they call it Wimbledon, so we
Speaker 3: couldn't give that, okay. The animals that eat both meat
Speaker 3: implants are omnivores Indiana Jones and the last crusade, they
Speaker 3: were looking for the Holy Grail. You both said the
Speaker 3: goblin things.
Speaker 6: It is technically, but it's the.
Speaker 3: Fleas have wings that is false. There are only one
Speaker 3: of four wingless insects in the world. And you find
Speaker 3: the House of Parliament and Westminster Abbey in the city
Speaker 3: of London Town. Now, Mary Anne, for winning. Not only
Speaker 3: do you get one hundred dollars, but you also get
Speaker 3: some other prize that I don't know what it is.
Speaker 6: Juice juice, Squeeze juice.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you get one hundred dollars gift card to squeezed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, squeeze.
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Speaker 3: Dang it, but you have to hit you to check out,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: We know, trying to make it all about me, Marianne.
Speaker 2: It's not working out as well as I had planted.
Speaker 1: No, never does.
Speaker 6: Also got the hundred bucks. Yeah, this is most important.
Speaker 11: Dang it.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing. We're going to come back and
Speaker 3: do Windbrooks Bucks again, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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