Speaker 1: How do you tell someone after a date or two
Speaker 1: that you're just not interested?
Speaker 2: You could just say that, or you don't say anything Jeffard.
Speaker 1: In the morning. I mean, do you send them a
Speaker 1: carefully word a text and with a little shrug emoji.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, sorry, I don't know. I think it's okay. No.
Speaker 1: Do you send them a snail mail thank you but
Speaker 1: no thank you card? Or do you do what I've
Speaker 1: done while riding in the back of a cab with
Speaker 1: this person, pretend to fall asleep just so that you
Speaker 1: don't have to kiss them good night or talk about
Speaker 1: your future plans. That really happened, and I'm not proud
Speaker 1: to admit it, but I did pretended to fall asleep
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't have talk.
Speaker 2: Just what I think. You couldn't get more passive aggressive.
Speaker 3: So that makes away.
Speaker 2: I know, it's four in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: It's it's a It's a cowardly move, but highly effective.
Speaker 1: I will say it might be the most cringe worthy
Speaker 1: way of rejecting someone. But an online publication did a
Speaker 1: poll asking people what's the pettiest reason they've ditched a
Speaker 1: person after just a few hangouts, and they found the
Speaker 1: top responses let's go over some of them. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: described that she didn't want to call me after that.
Speaker 1: But number ten is I was on a date with
Speaker 1: a really cute guy when he dropped his napkin on
Speaker 1: the ground and shouted Whoopsie's instant deal breaker.
Speaker 2: Really just because she said whoopsies, sorry, jose was confused.
Speaker 2: What's the problem? I say, whoopsie, daisies ahead. You're not
Speaker 2: the right person for that person. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Were meant to be together, Now you go. Number nine
Speaker 1: says I broke up with my eighth grade boyfriend right
Speaker 1: before Christmas so I wouldn't have to buy him a gift.
Speaker 1: Oh of course I did that after he'd already given
Speaker 1: me his.
Speaker 2: Oh smart, smart alexis so mean.
Speaker 1: That's harsh. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That gives for people is the worst. It would have
Speaker 2: been like a collage picture frame. They are any These.
Speaker 1: Are the top ten pettiest reasons people have ever ditched
Speaker 1: someone after just a few dates. Number eight says, every
Speaker 1: time I asked her what she would like to do,
Speaker 1: she would respond with an annoying I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's the perfect way to.
Speaker 2: Say, yeah, it was so good.
Speaker 1: Could you just picture forty years of that for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life. Let me think, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you take this ring?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Number seven says I want it with
Speaker 1: a guy a couple times, and at both restaurants he
Speaker 1: flatly refused to eat any kind of vegetable. Keep in
Speaker 1: mind he was twenty eight years old.
Speaker 3: Vegetables potato, Yeah, and the little box makes me happy.
Speaker 1: Number six. These are the pettiest reasons that people ever
Speaker 1: got rejected. It says I went over to a guy's
Speaker 1: house and he told me I was in his cat's
Speaker 1: chair and I needed to move.
Speaker 2: No, as a cat. He's lucky even got date over
Speaker 2: in the first place. You won't d a cat.
Speaker 1: No, I'm more.
Speaker 2: Imagining the cats in the corner literally about to kill
Speaker 2: this person. It was actually a warning to help her.
Speaker 1: It was number five on the list. I couldn't get
Speaker 1: it out of my head. Every time I was with her,
Speaker 1: I would look over at her and she was walking
Speaker 1: like a t rex.
Speaker 2: Like with their arms. That's what I imagine, short arms forward
Speaker 2: forward as if yeah, there's a tail to balance it out.
Speaker 1: Are the bringing up any memories for you, guys? Any
Speaker 1: any petty reasons that you guys ever didch someone?
Speaker 2: I did somebody because he got food poisoning, which is
Speaker 2: really terrible, but like, my god, I know that's why
Speaker 2: I still feel bad.
Speaker 3: But like once you watch someone in the in your
Speaker 3: headlights of your car, like lose all the clam chowder
Speaker 3: on the ground, Like I just couldn't so mid food poisoning.
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm over this, deal with it yourself.
Speaker 2: Here's a weak stomach.
Speaker 4: I need a strong man.
Speaker 1: Let's keep going. Number four says even though she told
Speaker 1: me she was allergic to it and I never saw
Speaker 1: her eating it, she always smelled like peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Really so weird. Yeah, I can't. I don't like to
Speaker 2: smell that much.
Speaker 1: That would be the reason for me to be with
Speaker 1: that person. Let me look you down. We have the
Speaker 1: top ten pettiest reasons people ever rejected a date. Number
Speaker 1: three says she had a mole on her eyelid, so
Speaker 1: every time I kissed her, I saw it while I
Speaker 1: was leaning in. I started to have dreams that the
Speaker 1: mole was talking to me.
Speaker 2: That's more petty than my food poisoning.
Speaker 1: I don't know, It's like poking him in the eyes.
Speaker 2: I can't get away from it.
Speaker 1: Number two says, I was out with the nicest guy.
Speaker 1: He was so polite, pulling my chair out for me,
Speaker 1: opening doors, giving compliments. Everything was perfect except when he
Speaker 1: ate a banana.
Speaker 2: Why are you having a banana?
Speaker 1: I witnessed it twice. He acted like it was no
Speaker 1: big deal, but he always ate them sideways, nibbling on
Speaker 1: it like a corn on the call.
Speaker 4: No, I couldn't stand date.
Speaker 3: It's not a Harmonica Broms.
Speaker 1: And the number one pettiest reason somebody ever ditched somebody
Speaker 1: after just a couple of dates, says met a girl
Speaker 1: at a coffee shop. We ended up sitting down and
Speaker 1: talking right there for a while. After a half hour,
Speaker 1: I remembered, Oh yeah, I never asked her name, and
Speaker 1: she told me Geraldine, which of course is the exact
Speaker 1: same name as my mom. Oh no, you know what.
Speaker 2: Believe there's girls that I'm a name Maria.
Speaker 3: It's my sister's name.
Speaker 1: Can't I can't be like in bed with someone and be.
Speaker 4: Like, oh Maria, we call her something else, like em
Speaker 4: or my sister.
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