Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera
Speaker 1: Judge went to the desert this weekend. Um. I love
Speaker 1: that we were both in the hold on. I guess
Speaker 1: we got to do an entrance, guys, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: We don't we know somebody else does the intro now,
Speaker 1: so we just get to Ellen kay. I know, thank
Speaker 1: you Ellen kay Ellen kay. Um. Yeah. So we went
Speaker 1: to the desert over the weekend. I just wasn't feeling it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on for my hormones were
Speaker 1: out of wack. Usually I love going. I hated everybody.
Speaker 1: Not everybody there, but I just in that mood where
Speaker 1: you just hate everybody, you don't know anybody to talk
Speaker 1: to you, and you just want to be like isolated.
Speaker 1: I just hung out with Ava most of the time,
Speaker 1: Why Ryan and Eddie and there was a huge group
Speaker 1: of people all went riding. I didn't even ride my
Speaker 1: dirt bike, and I was like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know, Let's just leave me alone
Speaker 1: right now. We're in no place. I was, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was no place to hear it be there. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of I've been a lot of my friends are
Speaker 1: telling me the same thing. Have you been feeling that way,
Speaker 1: Like you're just kind of down, Like I've just been
Speaker 1: not down, like depressed, but just like no energy, no
Speaker 1: like physical, emotional, no energy whatsoever. Well, I can say
Speaker 1: this that there are a few things that I truly
Speaker 1: like want to be doing right now. Like I like
Speaker 1: to I still like to work out, like ride horses,
Speaker 1: do like the five things that I like, but anything
Speaker 1: outside of that, Like I just was right when I
Speaker 1: was waiting for you, I was doing my calendar of
Speaker 1: all the weekends that we have a way booked, and
Speaker 1: I just like texted it to my husband and I said,
Speaker 1: I need to really know are we committing to all
Speaker 1: of these things? Well that's the way I feel right
Speaker 1: now too, Like sometimes I get overwhelmed just looking at
Speaker 1: the calendar and all the things that I have to do,
Speaker 1: and it's and it's like, do I really have to
Speaker 1: do these and be in a way every single weekend?
Speaker 1: It does not work for me at all. It doesn't
Speaker 1: because yesterday I'm the same way. I mean, I had
Speaker 1: a great weekend, loved it, had the horses so much fun,
Speaker 1: and then yesterday I had lost my voice. It took
Speaker 1: four and a half hours to get home from the
Speaker 1: desert on Sunday night with a three year old, so
Speaker 1: imagine how fun that was. No, and then yesterday I
Speaker 1: was like spit. But what I've realized, which is this
Speaker 1: is how I get myself out of this guilt spiral
Speaker 1: that we do as moms. As I tell myself, like,
Speaker 1: weekends really aren't for parents. It's not like, oh, we
Speaker 1: get away and we just go and enjoy our weekends
Speaker 1: like when my damn kids are grown. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but for me, I have to Mondays have to be
Speaker 1: like my mental health day because Friday, Saturday, Sunday is
Speaker 1: like them twenty four seven. You know, when my kids
Speaker 1: are little, Monday was always like, like you said, my
Speaker 1: weekend day, because it's like you're so busy when you
Speaker 1: have little kids like that all week and long and
Speaker 1: then Monday comes to your back. I like to be
Speaker 1: on schedule. I like to know, like I get up
Speaker 1: at this time, I go to the gym at this time,
Speaker 1: I do this, this time I go pick Sophia up
Speaker 1: like all that. I don't like it any other way.
Speaker 1: I'd like a schedule, I know. Anyways, Okay, wha wham,
Speaker 1: poor us, crying about poor us. But um, one of
Speaker 1: my horses is really dreamy, tam, what do you mean dreaming?
Speaker 1: Like so nice? You just like love him. I honestly
Speaker 1: am having a love affair with His name's Pete. So
Speaker 1: if you guys hear hear me talking about Pete, that's
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about. Like, I how old him? Pete?
Speaker 1: He's seven. I haven't felt this kind of connection with
Speaker 1: a horse since I was a kid, Like I just
Speaker 1: like the second I got on him at the horse show,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I'm obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: And then we won the big five thousand dollar class
Speaker 1: and oh good. I'm just like, so is something you're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing every weekend? Not every weekend? Because even
Speaker 1: though Dove loves going, Cruise and Bella do not. So
Speaker 1: Slate and Dove both like to go, but Cruise and
Speaker 1: Bella are like, uh, we're cool. So there's only so much.
Speaker 1: It depends where the horse shows are. If it's you
Speaker 1: don't have to commit to like so many x amount
Speaker 1: of horse shows, you just go as you please. Well,
Speaker 1: in order to kind of get into nationals, you have
Speaker 1: to do at least like twelve a year or whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and I get a certain amount of points.
Speaker 1: So it really goes on points, and if we want
Speaker 1: to go to nationals, we have to get the right
Speaker 1: amount of points. But that's what just kind of trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what works best for our family. And
Speaker 1: this weekend was fun because all of them could come
Speaker 1: be in Palm Springs. It was cold and rainy here,
Speaker 1: it was hot and nice there. But it always is
Speaker 1: like just dependent on the circumstance. But long story short,
Speaker 1: I was able to avoid the fact that I had
Speaker 1: no idea I was being pummeled on the World Wide
Speaker 1: Web when I was wikes, I don't even look at anything.
Speaker 1: You didn't get anything when I'm gone, No, like on
Speaker 1: the weekend, if I went on like, yes you do,
Speaker 1: but I get it when you're when you're busy on
Speaker 1: the weekends. Yeah, I responded to one on Twitter, But
Speaker 1: other than that, I was like, I cannot see all
Speaker 1: of these people so furious over something that's clearly a joke.
Speaker 1: What did you do now, Teddy? Well, okay, so do
Speaker 1: you care to share it with us? Yes? I guess
Speaker 1: are You're gonna just piss people off by sharing it?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's in our rundown, so I don't have
Speaker 1: a choice. But Teddy Mellencamp claims Lisa Vanderpump paid Raquel
Speaker 1: to cheat with Tom Sandoval. Teddy Mellencamp alleges that Lisa
Speaker 1: was behind the Vanderpump rules cheating scandal involving Tom Sandoval,
Speaker 1: Raquel or Rachel or whatever. Guys, I just want to
Speaker 1: point out the small hypocrisy. LVP made a joke about
Speaker 1: it being okay to attack Ranna and Kyle. I responded
Speaker 1: that it wasn't that funny to me. But then I
Speaker 1: made a joke about LVP paying Rachel to create a storyline,
Speaker 1: and again I get a tech. I'm not gonna stop
Speaker 1: having fun and voicing my opinion or doing whatever it is.
Speaker 1: But I clearly don't think that LVP threw on a
Speaker 1: bonus to Rachel slash Raquel. I was making a joke. Well,
Speaker 1: have you not learned not to comment on Lisa vaner
Speaker 1: Pump because you know, you just keep doing it, and
Speaker 1: you keep doing it and then these stories like you
Speaker 1: can't like you just but that's not who I am.
Speaker 1: If something comes up and I don't like it, or
Speaker 1: I think it's funny or whatever. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: on this podcast to sit there and you know, pretend
Speaker 1: that I'm not gonna have the real conversations. Maybe not
Speaker 1: report on Lisa vaner Pump. Oh, by the way, the
Speaker 1: next story is about Lisa Vanerpepp. Go ahead, No, that's yours.
Speaker 1: Stay no, no, yeah, I cannot have it. I love
Speaker 1: Dare I so happy to tell me not to report
Speaker 1: on something when you're looking at it. You, this one's
Speaker 1: you because I did the Okay, these are in the
Speaker 1: headlines of Vanner Pumps. Oh my God, Pump gets its
Speaker 1: liquor license suspended right before the Pump Rolls drama. Not
Speaker 1: good for business when at least of Banner Pump's restaurants,
Speaker 1: Pump was temporarily lost its liquor license. US Weekly can confirm,
Speaker 1: according to a recent report from the Alcohol Beverage Control ABC,
Speaker 1: which was obtained by US on Monday, March thirteenth, the
Speaker 1: West Hollywood hot Spot has had its general oh my god,
Speaker 1: howd its general eating license wait, wait, backup, sorry, which
Speaker 1: was obtained by US on Monday, March thirteenth. The West
Speaker 1: Hollywood Hotspot had its general eating license and its event
Speaker 1: permits which aren't set to expire until next month. Suspended
Speaker 1: dating I can't talk today, guys. Suspended dating back to Wednesday,
Speaker 1: March eighth. While the documents did not explain why the
Speaker 1: restaurant is under suspicion suspension, and I Witness exclusively told
Speaker 1: us on Monday that the real House Spice of Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills on Them Eatery, was not open for business on Saturday,
Speaker 1: March eleventh, noting that there was a line that read
Speaker 1: they were closed due to rain issues. Um, so they
Speaker 1: had look sounds like they had their liquor license pulled.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know firsthand running a business and all
Speaker 1: the ship you can get yourself into, but um, restaurants,
Speaker 1: they're pretty tough on them. So if you're if you're
Speaker 1: serving underage people, or your employees are drinking behind the bar,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of reasons why you can get it.
Speaker 1: All I know is there's no I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that restaurants had letters like ratings until I
Speaker 1: came to LA So I don't know if it existed
Speaker 1: in South Carolina, but I remember the first time this
Speaker 1: was not at a Lisa vander Pump Restaurants, So quit
Speaker 1: trying to switch my words around every I don't know
Speaker 1: what they mean, though I know there's like I remember
Speaker 1: sitting there at like one of my favorite places and
Speaker 1: looking up and seeing a sea and almost wanting to die.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know means I never got
Speaker 1: above a sea in my life, but all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: eating somewhere with a seam? Do you know? You don't know?
Speaker 1: I don't know either, right, but I think, well, I
Speaker 1: think a bee is like any infraction, like something in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. There's certain ways you have to clean up.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, guys, I as much as Timmer
Speaker 1: and I joke about it, I do not despise this one.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You actually hung out with her last
Speaker 1: time we went, But I am going to make jokes.
Speaker 1: I am going to talk about what restaurant did we
Speaker 1: go to that we saw her? Was that pomp? No?
Speaker 1: We were you know, we were at um not Schwartz
Speaker 1: and Sandies. What we were at Tom Tom? Oh, that's
Speaker 1: where we were. I can't I get them all. I
Speaker 1: wish everybody the best. And do I think that us
Speaker 1: talking about us talking about vander Pump rules on the
Speaker 1: pod shows how little. I am holding resentment towards her
Speaker 1: because the more, regardless of how much people hate me
Speaker 1: or not, the more we talk about it, the more
Speaker 1: people are peaked interest. Because I know how many downloads
Speaker 1: we got our podcast talking about it. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: So now you're just saying, now you're just being arrogant. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I can't help that. I Oh. The
Speaker 1: next thing was that I called myself a fan favorite
Speaker 1: or something. Everyone's flipping out about that. Oh, I did
Speaker 1: actually stumble across an internet I mean a Instagram post
Speaker 1: where they had gnats running around your head or bugs
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, it was because Purcell called me a nat. Okay,
Speaker 1: so guys, it's in chest. I can't help that I
Speaker 1: won Rookie of the Year and then became the most
Speaker 1: hated the second. I can't help it. Did I even win?
Speaker 1: I don't even think I won. I may have just
Speaker 1: been coming. I didn't even know there was like a
Speaker 1: Rookie of the Year. And I'll sorry about your luck.
Speaker 1: The internet didn't exist when you started. Oh I did win.
Speaker 1: I want a Rookie of the Year, so go kick
Speaker 1: Rock's mother. Ever, um, there's one thing that you we
Speaker 1: were not invited to what that was? The damn oscars?
Speaker 1: I was invited to that in John party? You were
Speaker 1: why don't you go? Because it was a four and
Speaker 1: a half hour drive back from the desert and I
Speaker 1: had no voice. Well, my best friend throws that party.
Speaker 1: That's why I knew all about the Like one of
Speaker 1: my I'm one of my best seas that I ride
Speaker 1: with actually throws it. Okay, So is that the party
Speaker 1: that m File and her sister and Dewet and everybody
Speaker 1: were at. They were at Diana's table. Correct? Okay, so
Speaker 1: Diana invited that group. I don't. I mean, I'm I've
Speaker 1: got invited without ever being at a table before. So
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure, but they would one expect
Speaker 1: at the Elton John party, what happens? What goes down? Okay?
Speaker 1: So you go there? Um, well, there's two different portions
Speaker 1: you enter the Elton John party. That's where like the
Speaker 1: huge red carpet is. The two big parties are the
Speaker 1: Elton John in the Vanity Fair. Now where do these
Speaker 1: go on? Is this? That's what Elton John is at,
Speaker 1: Like across the street from the Pacific Design Center. They
Speaker 1: turn a park into like a huge you would have
Speaker 1: no idea. You're inside get with tense ten. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's ginormous, like it takes her weeks to put it on.
Speaker 1: You go in, Um, you do the red carpet. If
Speaker 1: you're invited to the viewing, which is a bigger invite,
Speaker 1: or you've got a table for the viewing part, then
Speaker 1: you go in. When you say viewing, does that mean
Speaker 1: they watch it live from you watch it live and
Speaker 1: during commercial breaks there's like a comedian or you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I see a picture of Kyle and Lisa Renna
Speaker 1: and um, Diana, is this at the actual oscars or
Speaker 1: is this at view This is all at Elton John party.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, see I never even knew that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so these are at the Elton John party. But I
Speaker 1: need you to scroll in. I need to text Renna
Speaker 1: and make fun of her a little bit. Please scroll
Speaker 1: a little bit. Look at her fingertips. Open it. Look
Speaker 1: they are I know, I saw, how does one eat?
Speaker 1: It's like Kevin Bugle on your fingertips. And by the way,
Speaker 1: bugles don't. I thought that I could just do this,
Speaker 1: but they don't really have that pig of the opening.
Speaker 1: I know. It's actually really hard to get a bugle
Speaker 1: entreer nail. I have a new look on my her
Speaker 1: my interview Thursday. If you have a should you do
Speaker 1: the marasol or um? Um? I would do the Marasol.
Speaker 1: I personally, UM, don't understand Lisa's dress at all. But
Speaker 1: I know what do you mean? You don't understand this
Speaker 1: the outside of an outfit. I want to see the
Speaker 1: back because how is it attached? It's like a suit,
Speaker 1: but it's just not on her arm. It's weird. It's
Speaker 1: very weird. It's very different. She well, it's Jean Paul Gauthier,
Speaker 1: I think. Is how you pronounce it? No idea? Really yea? Um,
Speaker 1: but she's like done to the nines and then derit's
Speaker 1: the most casual I've ever hear in my life. Like
Speaker 1: she she is? She is in Chanel. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: Chanelle dress. Um. Yeah. Well she had a big Chanelle
Speaker 1: bow in the back of her hair as well. Um.
Speaker 1: Very understated. For maybe she tried this looks like a
Speaker 1: different but I feel like she's maybe changing her look
Speaker 1: a little bit. Maybe because in this picture her hair
Speaker 1: is brown, the makeup's very minimal. She looks very pretty,
Speaker 1: but you know, Jurie's always so over the top with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying to me. Dret looks the best,
Speaker 1: Like with no makeup on, she looks stunning. She is
Speaker 1: one of those people that she wakes up and her
Speaker 1: eyes whatever she does. I mean, it's not like me
Speaker 1: where I just I woke up on the cz cream.
Speaker 1: I woke up and cut three inches off my hair
Speaker 1: because yes, I couldn't take it. My extensions I have
Speaker 1: in are falling out. My hair is a disaster and
Speaker 1: it's just stringy. So I just took the scissors, parted
Speaker 1: it down the back and just chop chop. Crystal was
Speaker 1: there too, but it doesn't peer that she was at
Speaker 1: this I don't know, she's not at this picture. She's
Speaker 1: not at that table probably, or maybe it's the other side.
Speaker 1: Maybe she took the picture. But she looks pretty in
Speaker 1: that hot pink. That's a good color on her um.
Speaker 1: And then our girl Lisa Vanderpump, she was there with
Speaker 1: Kevin Lee. Kevin Lee's the party planner that always does
Speaker 1: the fancy cakes. Garcelle went with Brian Allen's. Now would
Speaker 1: Lisa Vanderpump sit at the table? I'm gonna say no, no, die.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine she was at them John party. I
Speaker 1: don't see Oh, I think Lisa was actually at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: She's like, take that, bitches, I'm actually at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: She's actually, you know what those award shows that are
Speaker 1: a little bit of a doozy? Um? Can we talk
Speaker 1: a little bit offended by the Hugh Grant of it all?
Speaker 1: Do you know I still haven't listened to it. I
Speaker 1: know you texted to me. If I haven't listened to
Speaker 1: it yet, I would happened what did you do? Um?
Speaker 1: So essentially it was a little bit. I mean, if
Speaker 1: it was Pek, he'd be like it was the British humor.
Speaker 1: But essentially Ashley Graham asked him questions, but clearly she
Speaker 1: wasn't like one hundred percent prepped. Yeah, She's like, who
Speaker 1: what are you most excited to see? As if they
Speaker 1: were like gonna go watch movies or something, And then
Speaker 1: he answered it kind of rude, and then he she
Speaker 1: said something along the lines of like who are you wearing?
Speaker 1: And he's like a suit? You know, Like he was
Speaker 1: like short. I don't know if he was trying to
Speaker 1: be funny, but that kind of took over the You know,
Speaker 1: she asked about glass onion and he was in that
Speaker 1: movie for three seconds, so I think that may have
Speaker 1: like triggered him, and she may have just like cut
Speaker 1: her losses at that point when she saw he had rased.
Speaker 1: But ariett making a big deal about this, like it's
Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere. That being said, I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: an asshole or not. I still think Hugh Grant's kind
Speaker 1: of hot. Hugh Grant's hot. You don't think he's hot.
Speaker 1: Hugh Grant, Yeah, not not so much. I like my
Speaker 1: mine in dark well, yeah, that's dark, dark skin. That's
Speaker 1: the that's the type of guy that I am attracted to.
Speaker 1: Like well, I know, but I don't think. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mind him a little bit.
Speaker 1: You are okay? Um. The next headline is Drew's husband
Speaker 1: denies committing adultery getting physically aggressive with Real Real Housewife
Speaker 1: with Atlantis star Real House with Atlanta star Drew. The
Speaker 1: Strange husband, Ralph has fired back in court at her
Speaker 1: claims he cheated on her radar online. Oh if it's
Speaker 1: on radar, it must be true, right, has learned, According
Speaker 1: to court documents obtained by Rader Online. Ralph filed a
Speaker 1: response to Drew's petition for divorce. Ralph has told the
Speaker 1: court he did not cheat on Drew. He said he
Speaker 1: hopes to resolve the divorce in amical fashion and work
Speaker 1: to preserve the sant santity. It was that mean sy
Speaker 1: like keep it keep it private, Yeah, as the party's
Speaker 1: private lives. Yeah, for the rafty night he became physically
Speaker 1: aggressive with True last month. He then filed a counterclaim
Speaker 1: for the divorce against True. He requested join custody of
Speaker 1: their two minor children. He said the marriage was irrectiable, broken, broken,
Speaker 1: and no hope for reconciliation. He is original petition. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's just you know, anybody can say anything in
Speaker 1: their court papers. Yeah, you could say whatever, my ex
Speaker 1: did that to me. Here's the thing, guys, if you
Speaker 1: don't want it to end badly, maybe just break up
Speaker 1: with the person before you go for it, you know,
Speaker 1: with somebody else like you. This is obviously it's going
Speaker 1: to be a messy divorce at this guy. I just wish, honestly,
Speaker 1: the court system was different, and that doesn't I know,
Speaker 1: it's doesn't make any sense to me, Why does this
Speaker 1: have to be public knowledge? Why do you have to
Speaker 1: go there? Try to not saying she's doing this. A
Speaker 1: lot of people try to tarnish the other person's image,
Speaker 1: say horrible things, some of the true maybe not true.
Speaker 1: Who knows? You can say what you want? Hold on
Speaker 1: the big part, tam what Ralph asked the court to
Speaker 1: kick Drew out of second? They shared a judge as
Speaker 1: the actual Okay, you can't say you want to do
Speaker 1: this amicably aliby a clipby a Big Words day for
Speaker 1: us Tuesdays a day for Big Words, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and then irretrievable broken. Yeah, it's refu truly broken. Okay.
Speaker 1: The next thing is Andy clarifies on Radio Andy Claire Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: I think I said clarifies, claireflies, clariflies. I can't help
Speaker 1: it show anything for the pod. Want to miss a day? Um, Andy,
Speaker 1: that Wednesday's Banner Pup Rules episode is not recut. You're
Speaker 1: going to think it was recut. Okay, it was not recut.
Speaker 1: This was the episode. I watched that episode that was
Speaker 1: sent to me weeks ago. People are going to think
Speaker 1: that we did this or move stuff up. The conversations
Speaker 1: going on between Katie, Lala, Kent and Raquel are not
Speaker 1: to be believed in light of what came out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's not edited. Okay, it's not edited. Great, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. No, we're not okay, our predishers are? Are
Speaker 1: you okay today? No? We are not. We're well. Well.
Speaker 1: I had to take sinus medicine today because I wasn't
Speaker 1: do you have sinus issues? I don't know. I obviously
Speaker 1: have some sort of issues. I can't talk well. I
Speaker 1: had that sinus procedure, the balloon procedure, and it helped,
Speaker 1: but I didn't go up into like behind my eyes
Speaker 1: to do it. And now like everything's like built up
Speaker 1: and now I have to probably go back. Why do
Speaker 1: we have a case of the mondays on a Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, today's not Monday. That's how my week's going. Okay.
Speaker 1: I like stubbed my toe, rip my toel off, hit
Speaker 1: my elbow twice a day, drop my daughter's sandwich on
Speaker 1: the ground when I'm making it. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: at not being a peanut butter and jelly. No, it
Speaker 1: was a turkey sandwich. That's fine. At least it didn't
Speaker 1: go anyways. But okay, so back to the banter pep rules.
Speaker 1: Like I watched the first four episodes. I don't normally
Speaker 1: watch that show. Now I'm dying to see what are
Speaker 1: we on? Five? Or six? Five? Okay, so that is? Oh,
Speaker 1: so I'm missing one. Oh geez, I gotta go back
Speaker 1: and watch five. And then six is Wednesday tomorrow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't wait. Six is tomorrow. We'll keep going. We'll see
Speaker 1: if there's anything else I did. Did you see that
Speaker 1: Lala had a bus driving around with you know, send
Speaker 1: it to Darryl. I was starting to think, like, should
Speaker 1: we get a Twat's bus and just drive it around ourselves.
Speaker 1: Let's just talk about that for a minute. How does
Speaker 1: that happen? And how does that happen so quickly? Like
Speaker 1: she just said that it just went viral like less
Speaker 1: than a week ago. And now she's got like big
Speaker 1: giant you haul trucks, but they're all lit up with
Speaker 1: the logo on it. What it is so you can
Speaker 1: get things wrapped? Give it what it said, send it
Speaker 1: to Daryl Syl. Yeah, an you can get anything wrapped.
Speaker 1: Any car you can get wrapped, like my husband's all
Speaker 1: of his like business cars, I'll say, like Skyland but
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like it was wrapped. It looks like
Speaker 1: it's digital. Oh from the pictures, maybe not. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that it was like a light up. But
Speaker 1: if it was digital, one would think that's going to
Speaker 1: be even easy. You're easier probably, but but but who knows. Um. Wow, Well,
Speaker 1: we have some fan questions about a little break, and
Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk about fan questions now that
Speaker 1: we're back. We forgot one other thing before we get
Speaker 1: into fan questions. Did you see the video that Mary
Speaker 1: is filming with I'm actually looking at it right now.
Speaker 1: You can see it. Angie is our andree on there, Yes,
Speaker 1: so it yes, it's all the girls. Um, Angie, there's
Speaker 1: an angel, there's a new girl there, and then Mary
Speaker 1: and it says that right now the Royal House was
Speaker 1: of Salt Lake City. They're filming season four in Palm Springs.
Speaker 1: They get all the good trips San Diego, Palm Springs.
Speaker 1: I could drive to both of them an out and
Speaker 1: a half. Oh God, I guess who. I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit confused. Mary's coming in as Meredith friend. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean she's she knows all of them. I think it's
Speaker 1: Heather Whitney, Angie k Mary and Newbie Monica and m
Speaker 1: is it a well you have to have an m name?
Speaker 1: What the heck? Mary, Monica and all attendance? Um? Wow,
Speaker 1: you could have run into them if you would have
Speaker 1: stayed bomber. Wow. I'm just gonna have to get their
Speaker 1: first cast trip and Mary Cosby is back. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: You said you're not sure. If you're excited, I need
Speaker 1: one Okay, A couple of things I need to know.
Speaker 1: Is meredithy gonna be in another new house this season? Um?
Speaker 1: Are we just zipping in for filming? And then I
Speaker 1: want Mary to actually connect with somebody on the cast.
Speaker 1: I do think she does really amazing confessionals. She's funny,
Speaker 1: but like I want to feel a friendship somewhere, right,
Speaker 1: But I feel like she she was friends with some
Speaker 1: of them before, but I just love her. She's like
Speaker 1: comic relief, all right. The first fan Yeah, Tamra Judge
Speaker 1: Tambra Judge Eyes asked, by the way, thank you for
Speaker 1: doing all those great videos with about me? Tambra Judge
Speaker 1: Eyes videos about me? I love them? Cute. What were
Speaker 1: your honest thoughts of each other before meeting? What's the
Speaker 1: biggest issue you've argued about. It's a two parter, honest thoughts.
Speaker 1: I will take it back to when I found out
Speaker 1: Teddy was joining Beverly Hills, and I was, you know,
Speaker 1: they were focusing on the fitness girl, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: hell no, really, they're gonna damn you brother, You're gonna
Speaker 1: bring on another fitness girl, Like, no, I want to
Speaker 1: be the fitness girls. Right around the time, I think
Speaker 1: I was doing my fitness competition and all that. So,
Speaker 1: but then I watched a show obviously loved her, and
Speaker 1: then we ran into each other at church and it
Speaker 1: was love at first sight. Love at first sight for me,
Speaker 1: church was passing like we were. It was quick like
Speaker 1: I had all my kids with me, You had your daughter,
Speaker 1: we're all running and your mom. We were all kind
Speaker 1: of running in so I didn't have much of a
Speaker 1: We both texted Andy at the same time like look
Speaker 1: we're together, Bob. Yeah. We took a picture and then
Speaker 1: we kept touch and then the baby. The night that
Speaker 1: I knew like you were gonna be so much fun
Speaker 1: and like one of those like friends that I would
Speaker 1: want to continue hanging out with was the night of
Speaker 1: Andy's baby. Baby shower. Oh gosh, that was fun. That
Speaker 1: was the first time texted back and forth. Wait, we
Speaker 1: exchanged numbers and then we got fired at the same time,
Speaker 1: So it was you know, the forces were pushing us together,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. And then our husbands had to sit
Speaker 1: there through multiple dinners of us like trying to get
Speaker 1: our lives back together. What's the biggest issue we've argued about.
Speaker 1: We're not big arguers amongst each other. Maybe the fact
Speaker 1: that Teddy likes pissing people off offcasts. I think that
Speaker 1: you are addicted to negative press. I think that Tamera.
Speaker 1: Our biggest issue is that Tamera is so funny and
Speaker 1: chill and laid back and like so easy going, but
Speaker 1: if one thing above her, she will harp on it
Speaker 1: till the freaking end of time. I'm like, I know
Speaker 1: we've covered that. I indeed four thousand times. I don't
Speaker 1: know what else to tell you. I'm sorry. Are you
Speaker 1: saying I don't let things go your lads like beating
Speaker 1: a dead horse, But I've already been dead, rolled into
Speaker 1: the street, moved to a new location. Oh and then
Speaker 1: I'm an is er outer, Like I just don't pick
Speaker 1: up my phone or don't talk, and Teddy's a talker,
Speaker 1: like she always wants to talk things through, and I
Speaker 1: talk when I want to talk, and she'll be like,
Speaker 1: text me, are you mad? Are you mad? She'll call
Speaker 1: me this time. I didn't even do it. I let
Speaker 1: her be we had but I wasn't mad. I wish
Speaker 1: it wasn't mad. But she brought up the same thing again.
Speaker 1: And because I'm trying to keep somebody on my side
Speaker 1: right now for reasons, we can't talk about it was
Speaker 1: like either way, I was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: force her to talk to me about it, but now
Speaker 1: we're fucking I wouldn't have talked about it anyways, but okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead hit the other one. R Marie s three. Wow.
Speaker 1: Why do people such if you could their name both
Speaker 1: go back and change one thing, an argument, something you
Speaker 1: said or didn't say on any season you were on.
Speaker 1: What would it be? Oh? God? Argued um if I
Speaker 1: were to any season, I don't know through you got
Speaker 1: to throw something at me. I can't remember. I barely
Speaker 1: remember what I had for breakfast this morning. I could
Speaker 1: go back and change one thing. I guess that I
Speaker 1: probably would have been just more in general, like I'm
Speaker 1: pretty reaction reactionary ary, reactionary. I'm pretty reactionary and realized impulsion.
Speaker 1: I wasn't very reactionary. No, you were two in your head.
Speaker 1: What about I don't know. Maybe the bathtip scene shouldn't
Speaker 1: done that. Maybe you should have thrown wine in someone's face.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things I shouldn't have done, but
Speaker 1: those are all iconic moments, favorite fan favorite, icon legend,
Speaker 1: legend queen. Yes, yes, yes. What the biggest casting mistake
Speaker 1: that production has made across to all franchises. Well, we've
Speaker 1: had a lot on our show, a lot. I've had
Speaker 1: a lot of one season wonders. So I mean taken
Speaker 1: all the way back to the quinn Um, to the Lydia.
Speaker 1: I mean they actually brought her back and then got
Speaker 1: rid of her. Um, the hundredth housewife. That was a
Speaker 1: doozy um. Can't I remember her name? Peggy? That was it.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of casting mistakes, and they continue
Speaker 1: to go on. I mean I think they happened. I
Speaker 1: think that's why they're probably taking their time right now
Speaker 1: to cast the next housewife on Beverly Hills. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you hear whenever any of those girls are saying I pressed,
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, it's the six of us now, but
Speaker 1: don't don't you know? Things could change. So I feel
Speaker 1: like there's someone in the worst and hopefully that's someone
Speaker 1: is juicy. Um who okay? Ben fifty seven one to
Speaker 1: eight nine, ass which housewife pastor present based on your
Speaker 1: own experience a slash what you've heard from other housewives,
Speaker 1: that's the biggest reputation within the entire franchise for being
Speaker 1: most likely to throw anybody under the bus to either
Speaker 1: remain on the show or return to the show. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't really think I have an answer for that.
Speaker 1: I think that if you every franchise has like a
Speaker 1: you know, a natural born shitster, well, I think yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. But I who would you say? As the Jersey,
Speaker 1: I would say that Jen and Margaret both would probably
Speaker 1: throw anybody under the bus. Well, I think those are
Speaker 1: strong words saying throw anybody. That means you throw your
Speaker 1: own friend under the bus. And I don't I don't
Speaker 1: see that a lot. I see that people will do
Speaker 1: things on the show to try to keep their job,
Speaker 1: and if that means throwing your friend under the bust,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't. I don't know. I don't really
Speaker 1: know of one. Yeah, yeah, camera, I don't really Do
Speaker 1: you give me a name? I just gave you from No,
Speaker 1: well that's from Jersey. How about your cast? Somebody that
Speaker 1: would be willing to throw anybody under the bus? Um?
Speaker 1: I think that if I was on, if I were
Speaker 1: to guess from your show, I think it's different. Are
Speaker 1: we going to say confessional or in person? I think
Speaker 1: in a confessional. I think Emily gives really good confessionals,
Speaker 1: and I think she'd be willing to throw shade at anybody.
Speaker 1: She's a good shade thrower. I'm a good shade thrower,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I'm not going to throw my own.
Speaker 1: I mean this is a This is a show about
Speaker 1: throwing shade at everybody I think talk about I think
Speaker 1: we're all possible. Yeah. I think that's why you're hired
Speaker 1: in general. Yeah. If you're not willing to do that,
Speaker 1: then you need to sit on the bench. Get out.
Speaker 1: Oh this is a good question and you have to
Speaker 1: answer it. Wait which one? Okay? Pop culture? Um, do
Speaker 1: you agree with Jill's there and that all the New
Speaker 1: York ladies deserve equal pay for legacy? I think it
Speaker 1: should have been based on how many years you were
Speaker 1: on originally and then gone. It's really difficult because this
Speaker 1: is a brand new show, and I don't know how
Speaker 1: it's based. Is it a six episode show? Is it
Speaker 1: you know? Is it gonna be the same girls every season? Like,
Speaker 1: there's a lot that goes into it. Jill has not
Speaker 1: been on TV for a very long time. She was
Speaker 1: dressed on Girls True that consistently, Like she hasn't been
Speaker 1: on Housewife show. She hasn't been on the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of New York for ten years. Maybe I don't even know.
Speaker 1: It's been a really long time. So these other girls
Speaker 1: that have been on longer, leg I can kind of see,
Speaker 1: Like it depends on but we can put it and
Speaker 1: then regardless about legacy or it's not like you're coming
Speaker 1: back to like when you came back to OC or
Speaker 1: any of those things. Girls Trip is a news show.
Speaker 1: Legacy would be a news show. Girls Trip, well, that's
Speaker 1: a the same, right, Yes, So I would say if
Speaker 1: they're starting a brand new show, they should all get
Speaker 1: paid the same. I agree to, but I also think
Speaker 1: some people are going to fight harder if they've been
Speaker 1: on TV consistently. But you know what I will say,
Speaker 1: about Jill. I do like that, she said in a
Speaker 1: recent interview. I give her a lot of props to
Speaker 1: this listen. I feel like I should be paid the same,
Speaker 1: and if I'm not, then I just won't do it.
Speaker 1: And she didn't sound like she was doing it for
Speaker 1: a like a negotiation tactic. She wasn't doing it to
Speaker 1: try to get problems attention. I think she's just like
Speaker 1: she's been off TV for except for a girls trip,
Speaker 1: for ten years. If I don't get paid the same,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. So I respect her. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it is what it is, um, But and then again,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're paid, what they were offered.
Speaker 1: Was it something drastically different, like I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: two thousand, I'm gonna give you two hundred. Then I'd
Speaker 1: be like a piece out. And there are some shows
Speaker 1: that I have done that you go in and they
Speaker 1: tell you everybody's getting paid exactly the same options. When
Speaker 1: I started the show with your favorite nations, we all
Speaker 1: got the same Yeah, and you just go in and
Speaker 1: then you all get not like that anymore. It is
Speaker 1: not like that anymore. But there are new shows that
Speaker 1: you know, I just got an offer one where I
Speaker 1: knew everybody was getting paid the same. Um. The next
Speaker 1: one is Tarma. I've heard you mentioned more than once
Speaker 1: about a certain wives who don't treat production? Well, can
Speaker 1: you tell us the ones that don't. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to name somebody, but I will say that we have
Speaker 1: one on our cast right now that does not treat
Speaker 1: production well. Is it the one that we would assume
Speaker 1: by what we watched the season you weren't on. Yes, okay, great,
Speaker 1: moving on. Oh my gosh, this is the best name ever.
Speaker 1: Look at this person. Tat Twats Tat Twats. I love that. Um,
Speaker 1: you've got to ask this one. It's your turn, Teddy.
Speaker 1: We know how you feel about going on as a
Speaker 1: guest on your OG franchise, but would you ever consider
Speaker 1: being a guest on rhoc as a friend of Tarras?
Speaker 1: I'd pay to see you and Vicki in a scene. No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't just show up to like a party or something.
Speaker 1: But if it was like Tamra's birthday trip or something major.
Speaker 1: What if what if you got like a friend role?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wouldn't do a drop in friend role.
Speaker 1: It would need to be like a consistent salary. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not a drop in. I've learned what the
Speaker 1: drop in feels like, and it don't feel good and
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to do a drop in again.
Speaker 1: Yeah you want, you want a contract, I would be
Speaker 1: I would be fine with being like a Marisol On potentially,
Speaker 1: But honestly, you don't know if Marisol she films just
Speaker 1: as much as the other housewives. That's my point that
Speaker 1: that's different than you know, she just doesn't have to
Speaker 1: show her family life. But we have seen her husband
Speaker 1: oh yeah, a couple of times. So now, um, Tamra
Speaker 1: does the podcast exist in the reality of RHOC season seventeen,
Speaker 1: wondering if it gets to be at least acknowledge, if not,
Speaker 1: part of your story. It sort of breaks the fourth
Speaker 1: wall but doesn't really. Um. Well, at first, I didn't
Speaker 1: think the podcast was going to be on the show. Um.
Speaker 1: I did push to possibly film some stuff with Teddy
Speaker 1: and it never really happened for whatever reason. Do are
Speaker 1: we mentioned? I do think that we will get mentioned
Speaker 1: because thank you Teddy. Yes, yes, thank you Teddy. Every
Speaker 1: couple of weeks I get the same ramp, screenshot it
Speaker 1: and send it back. No, I oh, yeah. Well the
Speaker 1: problem is it was taken out of context too, so
Speaker 1: there was like, yeah, yeah, it's all a show. Hawaii
Speaker 1: Sunset eighty seven asked Teddy when recapping Real Housewives Are
Speaker 1: Orange County. We'll be able to call out Tamera if
Speaker 1: and when things get messy. I think I call it Tamra.
Speaker 1: Now I think she calls me out, Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: would expect her to. And I do get messy, I
Speaker 1: get really messy. Yeah, I mean, I think I think
Speaker 1: the point of this show that we're that we do,
Speaker 1: this podcast that we do, is to talk about whatever
Speaker 1: our feelings are. And there may be time so you
Speaker 1: guys listen and I see a different side of whatever
Speaker 1: Tamra's doing that I'm going to agree with her on
Speaker 1: because I love her and know her personally. That's what
Speaker 1: you have to also realize that, like sometimes you guys
Speaker 1: may look at something as a bias because of friendship,
Speaker 1: but yes, when you know a certain side of somebody,
Speaker 1: you know their heart, you're going to give them the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt more than when somebody's been an
Speaker 1: asshole to you, well being a as in an asshole
Speaker 1: most of the time, I do know, but well, both
Speaker 1: both of us. Yeah, but I do look at other
Speaker 1: shows and I'm like, you know what, Like with Jennifer Aiden,
Speaker 1: I feel like she does come off very strong and
Speaker 1: they show, you know, her coming off like that. But
Speaker 1: I have a soft spot because I'm like, she probably
Speaker 1: not like that. I met her at Raba. Pancho isn't
Speaker 1: anything like that. We joked around about the bathtub scene
Speaker 1: and all that she thought, you know, the one she
Speaker 1: thought I was mad about, which I'm not um and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you just don't know, Yeah, you're not. You
Speaker 1: don't really don't know. It's like idolizing a star forever,
Speaker 1: like Eddie idolized Lance Armstrong forever and then he actually
Speaker 1: then he actually met him, and then he was he
Speaker 1: was douche lord, he said. He true. He was so
Speaker 1: rude to everybody. Yes, so he wasn't rude to me
Speaker 1: when I met him. You probably dated him, did you
Speaker 1: know how I did? Just kidding you guys, don't come
Speaker 1: at me. I don't think I'm sure, ol Crow. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know there was a housewife that dated Lance
Speaker 1: who Carrie Douber. Oh, yeah, I remember that she dated
Speaker 1: By the way, Carrie wants to come on the pod.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she should come on the pod. She had
Speaker 1: her yoga picks. I'm every single sanity see her doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can really have my toes in my
Speaker 1: yoga class. Well, I'm not limber at all. Teddy, do
Speaker 1: you wish you had a chance to explain the all
Speaker 1: in Drama and Housewives? Um? I actually did explain it
Speaker 1: because that was the year I went in and did
Speaker 1: the drop in and I talked about it. Um. I
Speaker 1: have nothing to hide there. There's no like shame going
Speaker 1: about it, and they never showed it. Um. I think
Speaker 1: when there isn't anything to hide regarding a drama, then
Speaker 1: they don't show it. They know, like I came told
Speaker 1: all my entire piece of it and it was like
Speaker 1: oh and all the women were like makes sense, got it?
Speaker 1: Like Ran fought me on it. It wasn't something that
Speaker 1: I think bringing your business onto the show can either
Speaker 1: backfire in your face or work for you. Um. I
Speaker 1: know when we had cut Fitness, there was a lot
Speaker 1: of talk like Vicky had said, well, my office is
Speaker 1: a cross street. I don't see anybody over there. Well okay,
Speaker 1: then then it gets like negative shit in the press
Speaker 1: about it and that's not good for your business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we survived ten years. I think we did
Speaker 1: something right, but it's it's difficult and like um Vina CBD,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't have it. I filmed a lot my
Speaker 1: last season, but they didn't show any of it. And
Speaker 1: we're doing amazing, So I just want sometimes it's just
Speaker 1: the platform that you not necessarily shows aren't made to
Speaker 1: like promote our businesses now, um, so all we can
Speaker 1: really do is share our lives and then what the
Speaker 1: parts that they want to show they're going to show
Speaker 1: and the parts they don't, you know. The koto cuff
Speaker 1: Queen asked, does camera Field that the show's show has
Speaker 1: become more or less authentic over time? Does she feel
Speaker 1: there's marked difference between the early seasons versus now. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say less authentic now. I think
Speaker 1: that the times have changed and reality TV has changed
Speaker 1: in a hole. When we started the show, like I
Speaker 1: came in third season, it was just about documenting your life.
Speaker 1: It was about going to lunch and seeing your kids,
Speaker 1: and there wasn't a whole lot of drama I think
Speaker 1: until I came in. And also the looks and everything
Speaker 1: have changed too. Everything has changed, everything is elevated, and
Speaker 1: just like anything, once you start out, you know, just
Speaker 1: look at everybody, even girls that start their first season
Speaker 1: now and you see him three years later, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they've changed their clothes, they changed you know,
Speaker 1: their hair, they change everything. Yeah, So I don't I
Speaker 1: just think it's different. I think the times are different.
Speaker 1: The show has been on for seventeen years now, so
Speaker 1: thanks change, Thanks change. And I think what people are
Speaker 1: watching are changing and constantly and what people you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: what people want is changed, Like people want that drama
Speaker 1: reality TV. And if they don't want drama, but they
Speaker 1: if they don't have it, they're furious and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like, okay, you know you can fight
Speaker 1: with these people all day long. It's like, well, that's
Speaker 1: not really how you act in Orange County or whatever. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things you don't see. You don't
Speaker 1: see me folding clothes. You don't see me, you know,
Speaker 1: cleaning toilets. You don't see me doing those things. And
Speaker 1: if you did, you wouldn't tune in. Well, speaking of
Speaker 1: tuning in, we did tune into the Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: New Jersey Anymo. Some of these women could truthfully be
Speaker 1: on Real Housewives of Orange County, but not not because
Speaker 1: of the way they act, but because they're actually Orange.
Speaker 1: Why is everybody orange and Jersey. Yes, they're very into
Speaker 1: their spray tan, very very very tan. And at this
Speaker 1: point it's taking it to the next level. But it's
Speaker 1: just a little break. We'll come back talk about Jersey.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of therapy this episode, a lot of therapy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we are back to talk about My first question
Speaker 1: is why does it look like Teresa's having therapy in
Speaker 1: a waiting room? Well, and I will say the same
Speaker 1: about Bill and Jennifer with us that was like in
Speaker 1: a hoarder's paradise. That was very strange. But I will say, um,
Speaker 1: I did relate to Lauris this very first in the
Speaker 1: very opening, when Polly tells her she's Wattles when she walks. Now,
Speaker 1: when I was in high school, there was a song
Speaker 1: that was made Tammy Wattle Wattles when she walks, because
Speaker 1: my last name is Wattle. So I'm like, hey, that
Speaker 1: sounds familiar. Yes, Well, you know, Rachel sent me a
Speaker 1: message about what Rachel um from Jersey let's see. I guess,
Speaker 1: so what I'm seeing tonight? Are you seeing Jen Fessler?
Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna go see Jen Fessler. Taylor Armstrong
Speaker 1: ran into her two nights ago, so she's gonna go
Speaker 1: as well. And then Emily Simpson's gonna come by a
Speaker 1: little bit later, so have a drink at her hotel. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need all the details, and I want
Speaker 1: to know if you were supposed to do I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, oh my death bed here, I'm like
Speaker 1: sipping lemon water, trying to get my life together. But
Speaker 1: in the meantime, Rachel Foda sit a message, Teddy. I
Speaker 1: just listened to your podcast with Melissa and I was
Speaker 1: dying laughing when you were talking about my walk. It
Speaker 1: was the first thing I said to my husband when
Speaker 1: I watched the episode, l ol, and I said, I
Speaker 1: think people are just jealous of how graceful we are.
Speaker 1: We're dainty little flowers. I know. Well, hell, I'm the
Speaker 1: one that was talking about the walk. I pointed that out.
Speaker 1: Brownie points there, okay, and then she wrote, I agree,
Speaker 1: so delicate and feminine. But either way that we've confirmed
Speaker 1: she's coming on the pod now, so all you have
Speaker 1: to do to really connect with one another is have
Speaker 1: a terrible and Rachel, I need to know who makes
Speaker 1: those jeans? Are they Frankie b So? Why are they
Speaker 1: below your hip bones? Maybe she's long, has a long
Speaker 1: torso unlike usum non, we have short tersos. I want
Speaker 1: a torso extension? Do they do those? Um? Okay? I
Speaker 1: need a bugle to get myself through this. Okay. The
Speaker 1: next thing, they're so j Aiden donating clothes and garbage bags.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's just like us. I do the
Speaker 1: same thing. Oh, I do too. I have a ton
Speaker 1: of them and my square padroom is filled with get
Speaker 1: rid of it before it looks like jin Aiden's therapist.
Speaker 1: Teresa goes to therapy where she's learning to work on
Speaker 1: her delivery and how to approach things differently. Teresa talks
Speaker 1: about how she didn't grow up with her cousins and
Speaker 1: didn't want that to happen to her kids. She also
Speaker 1: says her brother's temper scares her and triggers her since
Speaker 1: her dad had a temper um. She did give Gluie
Speaker 1: credit for helping her with her outburst. The therapist said
Speaker 1: that that Louie is very calming for her. But I'm
Speaker 1: all for self improvement, just not with my housewives. I
Speaker 1: don't want my housewives to improve themselves. I want I
Speaker 1: love Teresa the way she is. I like Teresa flipping
Speaker 1: tables and throwing drinks. I'm sorry, she's entertaining. Please Teresa,
Speaker 1: don't stop flipping tables. She's not going to But all
Speaker 1: we're gonna see is this continuation of this. Remember when
Speaker 1: she was all about the namast day. Yeah, everybody goes
Speaker 1: through different seasons. So this season is all about controlling
Speaker 1: the temper, and then we're going to see My guess
Speaker 1: is we're going to continue to see her brother's temper,
Speaker 1: so that we're going to see the parallel. But that
Speaker 1: being said, I think they're both hot headed. Well, me
Speaker 1: and my brother are hot headed. Me and my brother
Speaker 1: are both hot headed and grew up hot headed. I
Speaker 1: mean we used to live together. My parents had a
Speaker 1: rental house and we were in our twenties. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: three years time into May and he got mad at
Speaker 1: me one day and he had a big, giant slurpie
Speaker 1: red cherry and got mad at me and chucked it
Speaker 1: miss me, but slattered the wall, went all over the
Speaker 1: carpet and that stuff stains, So I'm used to that.
Speaker 1: No growing up, That's how I was. Me and my
Speaker 1: sister will be passive aggressive until the day we die.
Speaker 1: I just recently told her that she hurt my feelings
Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving. Oh my goodness, well Thanksgiving, I mean I
Speaker 1: hurt my brother's wife's feelings ever Thanksgivings. Well, my sister.
Speaker 1: I was trying to help her, and she was sick
Speaker 1: and she wanted to go home from my grandpa's, but
Speaker 1: she was not wanting to make my brother leave yet,
Speaker 1: and so I said, why don't you just take HUD's car,
Speaker 1: And then she snapped at me. But she snapped at
Speaker 1: me in front of everybody, like our entire family. And
Speaker 1: this is how bad it was, Like she didn't even
Speaker 1: know she snapped at me. Show me how she snapped
Speaker 1: at you. What did she? She said, you don't need
Speaker 1: to try to help me right now. I've got this.
Speaker 1: And I was like, and did you say anything back? No? Nothing, No,
Speaker 1: I look nothing like it doesn't look like you got it.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. I looked at me justice, and I said,
Speaker 1: but don't tell me you started crying. No. I looked
Speaker 1: at him, and I go what do I do? Do
Speaker 1: I cry or do I yell back? And he goes
Speaker 1: just silence, and I was like, oh, hell no. So
Speaker 1: then later that night she was like teddy like once
Speaker 1: we were all home and her kids were to sleep,
Speaker 1: and she was like, should we have a glass of wine?
Speaker 1: And I was I'm tired, okay, So keeping all that
Speaker 1: in the one thing I will say for me, like,
Speaker 1: if I'm mad, it will definitely let it out. But
Speaker 1: when you keep it all in like that, but then,
Speaker 1: just so you know, you still hurt my feelings. And
Speaker 1: we were at Thanksgiving, She's like she had no idea
Speaker 1: what happened, and I'm like, oh, my eye holding onto it.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm so sad that you said that.
Speaker 1: Could we make a new plan. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: making new plans. I love you, but oh jeez, you
Speaker 1: gotta let things out because then they breathe and they
Speaker 1: make you upset to your stomach and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Everything fustors. And well, next, speaking of things that are
Speaker 1: festering inside, I need to know if Dolores dad chooses
Speaker 1: the size of coke that he brings to all events
Speaker 1: or this is just something I didn't notice are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? He walked in with a two leader of
Speaker 1: coke really didn't notice. Oh my god, I'll have to go.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of my family, like bringing the two
Speaker 1: leaders of like, um, we are no soda family. Oh see.
Speaker 1: Our Indiana beverage of choice though, is called Big Red.
Speaker 1: So everybody, that sounds horrible. It sounds like sounds like chemicals,
Speaker 1: It tastes like chemicals, but it's so good. She just
Speaker 1: had this conversation without the ear this morning. She's like,
Speaker 1: do you have any iced tea? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I got you drink iced tea? She goes
Speaker 1: only water, iced tea, no soda allowed, and I said,
Speaker 1: oh good. Something rubbed off on Ryan. Um. Then this
Speaker 1: the next I need to talk about it is when
Speaker 1: Jennifer tells Bill that Mark Margaret called her a disheveled
Speaker 1: drug addict, and she calls Margaret an albino with a wig.
Speaker 1: That's gonna go over well on the blogs, really well.
Speaker 1: Really says all she does is smoke marijuana at night
Speaker 1: when her kids are asleep. My question is who spokes
Speaker 1: marijuana these days anymore? When there's been a CBD. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: I know, and we have THHC obviously, but I'm not
Speaker 1: a smoker. I don't. I know it's different, it affects
Speaker 1: you differently, But how does it affect it? Because I
Speaker 1: need to understand. I don't smoke just because I don't
Speaker 1: want to put like that into my lungs. But you know,
Speaker 1: like we have gummies that get you excited, we have
Speaker 1: gummies that put you to sleep with THHC and it.
Speaker 1: We have gummies that we'll just mellow you out. Pretty soon,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have seltzers it instead of drinking alcohol, you
Speaker 1: can drink you know, two or three seltzers at an
Speaker 1: event or social event or whatever. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean people do smoke it, but I'll send you some.
Speaker 1: The last time I actually smoked pot. And I've read
Speaker 1: about this on the blogs. Me in high school the
Speaker 1: way that I was, but I there was this one
Speaker 1: guy's house. He was the cool guy growing up, and
Speaker 1: he on Friday nights would have a list of people
Speaker 1: that could attend his parties. And I remember being crade
Speaker 1: and being so excited that my name was on the
Speaker 1: list this time, and I like, you would have to
Speaker 1: walk up and actually you have to pay no, but
Speaker 1: no two dollars for boone's farm. You'd probably have to
Speaker 1: give it to chef and then she would go get
Speaker 1: your Boone's farm because he looked the oldest. So we
Speaker 1: would go in and I remember, I think his name
Speaker 1: was Dave, so frightening that I just remembered it, but
Speaker 1: it was my very my one and only actual smoking
Speaker 1: pot time was out of a water bong. And oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was very big. What is it like, late eighties nineties? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I just remember being like so proud that I
Speaker 1: got into the party. There's a big water bong, everyone
Speaker 1: surrounding it. We're all listening to music, pretending like we
Speaker 1: like widespread Panic and fish and all this kind of shit,
Speaker 1: wearing our burken stalks. I do the water bong. I
Speaker 1: throw up everywhere within two Guess whose name wasn't on
Speaker 1: the list? The next Friday, yours we had. I had
Speaker 1: a cousin that lived with us when I was in
Speaker 1: high school, and he was a huge pothead. We found
Speaker 1: out he was growing pot in the closet and in
Speaker 1: his bedroom, and one day he got me stone in
Speaker 1: high school and we went to stayder Brothers to pick
Speaker 1: up some stuff and I had Stay Brothers Art, Yeah,
Speaker 1: stayder Brothers. Like you know, it's like a grocery store
Speaker 1: Alphabeta remember Alphabeta, No, you probably don't. Anyways, I had
Speaker 1: a huge thing of like spaghetti sauce, dropped it in
Speaker 1: the aisle, laughing, doubled over, laughing. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: not for me. But let's get back to Jennifer and
Speaker 1: Bill um now she called, but she also called Dolores
Speaker 1: a mute, So I'm I'm gonna believe these are not
Speaker 1: gonna go over well. People are gonna get pissed off
Speaker 1: about this. She's gonna hear about that, and Jennifer there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong poll THC. I'm fine with. But then Jennifer
Speaker 1: tells Bill not to be nice to Margaret, and it's
Speaker 1: like they're they're both like people are like do you blame?
Speaker 1: Who do you blame? I'm like, they're they're both. They're
Speaker 1: both going at each other like crazy, They're they're really
Speaker 1: kind of both to blame, and they're both throwing like
Speaker 1: not even rocks each other, throwing boulders at each other
Speaker 1: with the things they're saying. Well, then we continue on
Speaker 1: to where Melissa says Louie is charming but manipulative, which
Speaker 1: is kind of what she said when she was on
Speaker 1: here that it's obvious that Louie told Teresa to make
Speaker 1: good with Margaret so she'll still stop talking poorly about them.
Speaker 1: Melissa knows Teresa can't stand Margaret and Melissa and Joe,
Speaker 1: and she is not rolling with the fake parade. That's
Speaker 1: not going to go over well either. No, and I
Speaker 1: feel like Melissa's being more vocal this season than she
Speaker 1: ever has been because I feel like she feels like
Speaker 1: it's done, even though she's continuing and I and I
Speaker 1: believe her when she says she doesn't want it to
Speaker 1: be done for the sake of all of their kids.
Speaker 1: But I think at some point in every relationship you
Speaker 1: just get to the point where're like it's just done. Right, Um,
Speaker 1: I will applaud Raquel, Raquel, Rachel. What's her name, Rachel?
Speaker 1: We're on Housewives, not Vanderbund Rules. What Rachel? Her name's Rachel? Right,
Speaker 1: there's too many things going on right now in the
Speaker 1: press with Rachel's Roquel's um telling Melissa that Teresa is
Speaker 1: warning her about Margaret. That was a great newbie move
Speaker 1: getting in the mix, sturing that pot throw on that
Speaker 1: shit getting people pissed off. So I have to applaud
Speaker 1: her for that. The newbie is fitting in very well.
Speaker 1: All of them, the newbies are doing well. I do
Speaker 1: feel like there should be a warning like where they say,
Speaker 1: like we interrupt the usual Housewives programming for a charity
Speaker 1: softball game where you will where everybody will get along
Speaker 1: and enjoy woman another oay, all for a charity event.
Speaker 1: But every time I watched it, I feel like I
Speaker 1: just watched this last season right now my season, well,
Speaker 1: you know, and the one thing Dolores is talking about
Speaker 1: Polly that he wasn't there because his heart is short
Speaker 1: circuiting and he's going in procedure, which only made me
Speaker 1: believe that he has a FIP, just like Eddie did,
Speaker 1: because that's kind of what happens your heart and they
Speaker 1: go in and blade it. So I hope he's okay.
Speaker 1: I do really like the relationship. I thought this episode
Speaker 1: was a little a little bit of a filler, but
Speaker 1: my biggest gegaway truthfully, and we can all talk about
Speaker 1: our marriages here, and I can say this, this is
Speaker 1: kind of the rule that I've said to Edwin Monday
Speaker 1: through Friday. I'm not going to give you hell about
Speaker 1: your timing, like if you're a little bit late, if
Speaker 1: you have this, if you have that. But like the
Speaker 1: weekends are me and the kids. So when she when
Speaker 1: jen Aiden says that Bill goes to the poolhouse for
Speaker 1: three hours every day after work, I am curious on that,
Speaker 1: like like, like, well, what is he doing? Well, it's
Speaker 1: not working. It sounds like he's checked out, is what
Speaker 1: it sounds like. Because like I personally, but I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm different than everybody. There are some people that are
Speaker 1: totally fine with like their husbands going and doing like
Speaker 1: golf every Saturday morning and racquetball on Sundays and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. I'm like, no, no, we make group decisions
Speaker 1: for the weekends because during the week I give you
Speaker 1: more time for you because he works so much. No
Speaker 1: I know, for three hours every night every night, because
Speaker 1: he probably doesn't even get home till probably after five.
Speaker 1: And if he is home, why is he not coming
Speaker 1: out to eat? Maybe she exaggerated and said he was
Speaker 1: out there every single night, because that would be a
Speaker 1: big fat note to me. I would have a problem
Speaker 1: with that. That's what I'm saying like, I don't require
Speaker 1: Edwin to be home for family dinner every single night
Speaker 1: because we eat at five. But if he was home
Speaker 1: and refused to come out and eat with us, oh no,
Speaker 1: that would not I would have rage. If you're not home,
Speaker 1: you're still at work, you do you well? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: your food's in the microwave. Sorry kid, yeah, stove. But
Speaker 1: I'm just out in the poolhouse. What the hell are
Speaker 1: you doing? Okay? How about when scary therapist says what
Speaker 1: brings you? What brings you here? And Bill smarks like
Speaker 1: and then that smirk went away real fast. When Jennifer
Speaker 1: blurts up he cheated on me for ten years? She
Speaker 1: didn't say four jin years? She said ten years ago?
Speaker 1: Oh ten years ago? Sorry, sorry, Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: met um. There was like, Bill's very quiet, it may
Speaker 1: need more from you. Well, no, shit, Bill, Bill's not
Speaker 1: willing to give it. Bill, if you're in the gin
Speaker 1: at all, just blink once. That's all we need. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I mean, I give him credit for really putting their
Speaker 1: relationship out there, and I'm actually really shocked that Bill's
Speaker 1: willing to do this us on camera. I think that
Speaker 1: Bill's just happy that jen is getting like a paycheck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, yeah, whatever, I'll show up. I
Speaker 1: don't care. She's gonna stick with me regardless, So here
Speaker 1: we go. I don't think. I don't think there's like
Speaker 1: a divorce in the cards between the two of them.
Speaker 1: I think we're wow. I think the situation sometimes. But
Speaker 1: I do have a question, a very serious question for you.
Speaker 1: Margaret surgery on her wrists, and she says that her
Speaker 1: husband still wipes her ass her and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, I would rather use my foot to wipe
Speaker 1: my own ass than ask my husband to do that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, she has another hand. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I can. I am not the smartest tool
Speaker 1: in the shed, but I can wipe my ass with
Speaker 1: either hand. I'm fluid like that. I need to just
Speaker 1: pretend that she didn't say that. But listen, do you
Speaker 1: think she's saying that or she's I mean, she really
Speaker 1: meant it. She's being funny because then she followed it
Speaker 1: up with he's a plumber. It's his job now tonight.
Speaker 1: When I when I see Jennifer, is there anything you
Speaker 1: would like me to ask her? I want to ask her. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think she's really funny. I think
Speaker 1: she's smart. I think she's good at diffusing a situation.
Speaker 1: But I do think theatrics are a little much in
Speaker 1: her delivery. So I just want to know if you
Speaker 1: want to know if she's really like that or she's
Speaker 1: just like her mannerisms, like if she was going to
Speaker 1: take a bugle. I'm gonna give an example of Jess,
Speaker 1: Like if I was going to have a bugle myself,
Speaker 1: I would just be like this, you can quiet. These
Speaker 1: are a really hard fight, by the way, hard thing
Speaker 1: for an example. God, they're good, by the way. I
Speaker 1: just not to like dog out bugles, but like whose
Speaker 1: chip is bugle is their favorite? That's an aggressive chip
Speaker 1: to take down. I don't know. They're pretty good. I
Speaker 1: like it're delicious, but I really had to chew aggressively.
Speaker 1: Now I will see that. I that this is a
Speaker 1: really good episode for Jen Bessler because she called out
Speaker 1: Margaret Margaret's her friend, and that that's that's a good
Speaker 1: housewife that you you know, she's like, you shouldn't act
Speaker 1: like that. I've never seen you act like that. It's
Speaker 1: not a good look for you, you know, And I
Speaker 1: want to believe that. Margaret was just like, too bad, Margaret,
Speaker 1: that's how I feel. Too bad. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we'll see next season. What you do Jen Fressler, Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: nicely said, but I don't really care. Yeah, my paycheck's
Speaker 1: bigger than yours. Do you think do you think that, um,
Speaker 1: we might have talked about this before, but do you
Speaker 1: think Frank gets paid? I think the husband's on Jersey
Speaker 1: get paid. Really, by the way, we shouldn't Britney spoke
Speaker 1: this episode, I got another one. I don't just I'm
Speaker 1: sucking the sawt off it. No, it's so good. Britney spoke,
Speaker 1: and it made me like her. I want Brittany back. Brittany,
Speaker 1: you're confused. I want Brittany, Frank's girlfriend to actually really
Speaker 1: be able to communicate on the show, because when she
Speaker 1: started talking about Dolora stuff, I liked what she had
Speaker 1: to say. Well, funny thing is, when I first saw
Speaker 1: her in the background, you thought she was Danielle. I know,
Speaker 1: I thought she was Danielle. I know, But guys, we
Speaker 1: want to hear more Brittany. I like, I like, I'm
Speaker 1: into the Dolores storyline this year. She's not causing all
Speaker 1: the drama in the world, but I'm happy to have
Speaker 1: about when um Polly told her I guess she fell
Speaker 1: in the shower and he said something like your ass
Speaker 1: saved you. You fell and bounced back up. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: who would you rather have sex with? Polly or Frank?
Speaker 1: Oh geez, really, why do you ask me these questions?
Speaker 1: This is how we're closing up the show today. But
Speaker 1: I remember Annessy both at the same time. I don't know, No,
Speaker 1: you have to pick one. Frank now, me too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with us? I just like now I personal.
Speaker 1: Now I worry about who we are as humans. Cheers
Speaker 1: on the Bugles by Jim