Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 1: All right, here we are with another episode of Two
Speaker 1: Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Speaker 1: And well, the first thing I need to say is
Speaker 1: we invited her onto our pod. We gave her a beverage.
Speaker 1: Welcome the Candistiller Bassett to Two Teas in a Pod. Hello,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he's too early. I'm like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. Now you're on a press tour right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a press tour for the Ultimate Girls Trip,
Speaker 1: Ultimate Girls Trip, And so I originally was coming to
Speaker 1: LA to perform the national anthem at the Clippers on Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to add that right to right. But
Speaker 1: so then Peacock was like, we needed to do press
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, can we do the same week?
Speaker 1: So it worked out. Yeah. So I'm I did E
Speaker 1: and ET yesterday. I'm doing a lot today. So you
Speaker 1: all are my second stop. So I was just reading
Speaker 1: highlights of your life, your whole thirty five years you've
Speaker 1: had on this world, thirty six thirty six. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, my son's thirty seven, So just oh
Speaker 1: my god, you get that in perspective right there. You
Speaker 1: could be my child. See, that's why you're Can we
Speaker 1: cussom here? Yeah, that's why you are motherfucking Oh thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'll take it. I can't. But you know,
Speaker 1: I read this intro about you and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you are so much more than a housewife,
Speaker 1: so much more. You worked with Obama. I did my
Speaker 1: house Yeah, his first term, I was in the White House,
Speaker 1: and then I went to the campaign to help re
Speaker 1: elect him for his second term. You graduated from Howard University.
Speaker 1: H Yeah, you were, Um wasn't Miss United States? Yes?
Speaker 1: Can you explain to me the difference? I'm configured so
Speaker 1: many because there was all this drama with Dubai and
Speaker 1: somebody supposedly wasn't the mess that they said they were allegedly. Oh, um,
Speaker 1: Lisa was. It was a pageant girl, right, correct, But
Speaker 1: what's the difference between like Miss USA, Miss United States,
Speaker 1: Miss America. They're they're also there are they're called systems,
Speaker 1: pageant systems. So if you were to rank them and
Speaker 1: I don't, I would get in trouble for doing this wrong.
Speaker 1: But Universe and USA are probably at the top, and
Speaker 1: then America falls somewhere under there, and then everything else
Speaker 1: kind of falls under that. So you have United States International.
Speaker 1: Earth is probably i would say two or three on
Speaker 1: the list because they're doing really well right now. And
Speaker 1: most of these pageants have local prelems, so you have
Speaker 1: to compete in your county and then your state, and
Speaker 1: then you go to the national competition. Universe has an
Speaker 1: international component, as does Earth International as well. There are
Speaker 1: so many now that it's hard to keep up. But
Speaker 1: I'm a bona fide paget. I was competing in pageants
Speaker 1: at five years old. Question. I didn't have a flip,
Speaker 1: but my mom wouldn't let me do the glama. I
Speaker 1: did the natural pageants as a girl, and then I
Speaker 1: moved up because well, my mom was like my mom
Speaker 1: was very was very glam but she just didn't want
Speaker 1: me to get too into make up too soon at five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at five, yea, I want you know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to push her. Yeah, yeah, because she doesn't get to
Speaker 1: work until she's seven. Yes, boundaries, when what age did
Speaker 1: you stop competing? When I gave up my my national
Speaker 1: title in twenty fourteen, so I was Miss United States
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen. And then you reigned for a year and
Speaker 1: you give up your title, and after after you win
Speaker 1: like a big state or big national title. It's kind
Speaker 1: of over. I was going to compete in the Missus division.
Speaker 1: There's a division for married women. You would actually be
Speaker 1: great pageant women. It's fine, like you could be. I
Speaker 1: was also a pageant consultant. I could coach you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't coachable to walk and tried it,
Speaker 1: Brandy Glenville. I saw that. Yeah, we tried, but many
Speaker 1: things possible. You know what, we'll work on it when
Speaker 1: we the pod. That would be great. Feel like I
Speaker 1: missed that boat. I'm like, is there a geriatric like grandma? Yes,
Speaker 1: oh great, there's a miss there's like Miss Senior, not
Speaker 1: that you're senior, but there's like a Miss Senior. Me. No,
Speaker 1: it's you. All would be hilarious pageant contestants. That should
Speaker 1: that should be like your next spin off. I'd rather
Speaker 1: put Eddie and then your husband's escort. You want a
Speaker 1: stage Eddie, you have to put on a tuxt and
Speaker 1: you escort her onto the stage in her evening gown.
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing. What was your talent singing? Singing?
Speaker 1: What would my talent be annoying people? You could tell Joe,
Speaker 1: well that there's there's she's not that funny, but well
Speaker 1: she's a real crack up. This is what Tam is
Speaker 1: gonna do. Now, she's gonna butter you all up. So
Speaker 1: that then I look like an asshole when I ask
Speaker 1: all the hard questions. This is TAM's Oh gosh, oh
Speaker 1: that's how one. Let you know at the beginning. So
Speaker 1: TAM's gonna give you a couple of of balls. But
Speaker 1: I figured before in general, I'm not the hard question
Speaker 1: like I always like, oh, you don't have to answer it,
Speaker 1: Like I feel bad, like I'll ask you a question.
Speaker 1: It's like on the show, she's like, I'll cut a bitch. Well, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: on the on the show, that's different, like, well you
Speaker 1: have to, yeah, yeah, you have to sometimes and I'm
Speaker 1: very good at it. You are. Yeah, Well, speaking of
Speaker 1: using your words, I was hoping that during while you're
Speaker 1: on the pod, if to start out, um, you could
Speaker 1: fill in the blank about me and Tamera. Oh so
Speaker 1: each on our own so fill in the blank, So
Speaker 1: not today, what would you say about Tamera? And then
Speaker 1: what would you say about me? Cut us, give us?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's really putting you on the spot.
Speaker 1: Is where I try to protect you. See, this is
Speaker 1: hard because I can only do I can only like
Speaker 1: cut bitches that I know, like, I have to know
Speaker 1: some some dirt on you. I have to know that
Speaker 1: you're your garbage. And there are a few garbage individuals
Speaker 1: where I come from. So it's easy to do. Like
Speaker 1: I don't have anything, but like not today titties, I
Speaker 1: don't know, not today ties, padded bronze. That's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your your boobs are good and perky today. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: their mothers are they really? Yeah? Yeah, she had him
Speaker 1: take them out, but she had really Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: don't have any implants at all. You used to write
Speaker 1: used to why did you take them out? I have
Speaker 1: a love hate relationships with my titties, that's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had him really, I had like the Pam Anderson,
Speaker 1: big giant ones at the very beginning, and then I
Speaker 1: had them remove put made smaller than I had him,
Speaker 1: even made smaller than I had them taken out. Then
Speaker 1: I had them put in, and then I had him
Speaker 1: made smaller, and then my god, him taken out so,
Speaker 1: so what does any think of all this? Like boob
Speaker 1: removal and put back in. It's it's a whirlwind. He
Speaker 1: loves to take care of her during the roki. He's
Speaker 1: actually more of a booty guy. Oh that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got a booty an. Yeah, you're made for
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, yes, it's nice for you. Flat ass
Speaker 1: walks through the door. Well, they have this thing called BBS.
Speaker 1: Now I don't want to do Oh I heard about
Speaker 1: it on Miami, But I have to. Why don't we
Speaker 1: Why don't you have one on and we'll do a
Speaker 1: podcast as you're getting it? Yes, like walk with a
Speaker 1: big old ass. You have to get it big? Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. I but I am thought process when women
Speaker 1: have plastic surgery and vehemently deny that they've done it.
Speaker 1: I don't think everybody has to admit to everything, yes,
Speaker 1: but I think denying it when it's clear, Like, what
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on the largest situation? Oh? Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what happened with Larsa where she claims that her butt
Speaker 1: is hers? Oh I've seen that. Do you think that
Speaker 1: I call bullshit? Yeah? I mean, I mean this is
Speaker 1: the thing you cannot lie to us when we can
Speaker 1: do a smooth google. Yeah, okay, now find your original face.
Speaker 1: Actually Peacock did the google for us. Yes, they showed
Speaker 1: her butt season one and it was like my butt,
Speaker 1: well not even my boy even there you have your
Speaker 1: butt's not like non existing, it's not existing. Oh you
Speaker 1: have a good butt. Oh okay, Eddie, congratulations, but so
Speaker 1: y her butt wasn't even my size. Oh well, and
Speaker 1: what did she say? She was like squatting for her life. Yeah, yes, goodbye.
Speaker 1: Well she also said, and I want to ask you
Speaker 1: about this um. She said that she had sex with
Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen four times. I saw that four times a
Speaker 1: day for twenty three years, four times a night for
Speaker 1: twenty four years, something like that. That's insane. And then
Speaker 1: Gertie was like, what about when he was on the
Speaker 1: road and she she said she would get on the
Speaker 1: private jet about how do you give birth? How you
Speaker 1: can't do it for six weeks? Right? How much are
Speaker 1: you guys having sex? Because you're newers this question? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we even flow, like we go through moments where
Speaker 1: it's like I'm exhausted, he's exhausted. Right now, we're in
Speaker 1: kind of like a dry moment. But we're also not
Speaker 1: like super sexual people, Like we can just cuddle and
Speaker 1: like that's intimate for intimacy. Yeah, that's more. That's more important.
Speaker 1: I feel like, Yeah, I feel like we're like that too.
Speaker 1: And we were talking about it earlier, like sometimes it's
Speaker 1: a few times a week. Sometimes it's like i'll see
Speaker 1: you in if weeks. Yeah, you know, it depends on schedules. Yes,
Speaker 1: all that. When you have kids, like it's it can
Speaker 1: be a lot. Yeah. So we we go back and forth,
Speaker 1: but we like we take baths together, Like we'll shower together.
Speaker 1: Old you take baths together. Yeah. Camera loves to do
Speaker 1: that too, do you so? Meredith and I like to
Speaker 1: put her toe on his taint. I don't know, we're
Speaker 1: not doing that. I who was doing that? Meredith from
Speaker 1: Salt Lake. I don't touch anybody toe in his booty hole?
Speaker 1: Yeah a clip from that. Well enough. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: and he likes it. Oh it happened on camera. Happened.
Speaker 1: He's like, get your toe out of my taint. While
Speaker 1: we're talking about our kids. Meanwhile, he has like a ponytail.
Speaker 1: All things are askew. They're an interesting couple. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like we have the same birthday, Meredith and Imber fourteen.
Speaker 1: I have the same birthday as your really good friend
Speaker 1: Camille Grammar. Oh, oh do you have that. I don't
Speaker 1: hate her. I just don't like her. Like that's okay.
Speaker 1: It happens if Tam always says I hate people on
Speaker 1: this podcast and then she strongly and they're like Teddy said,
Speaker 1: she hates some like I never said I hated. I
Speaker 1: just said I don't have a strong strong Do you
Speaker 1: have a housewife birthday that you share with another housewife?
Speaker 1: I forget mine still life First, I guess you cancer. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, same emotional Yeah, but I can't do the
Speaker 1: square the we have to teach you. We should do
Speaker 1: a tutorials, a TikTok triangle tutorial. Yeah yes, um okay,
Speaker 1: but tears actually really come out of my eye, not
Speaker 1: just for the side eye. I might need some sort
Speaker 1: of mine too, But that's why I do that because
Speaker 1: I don't want to mess up my makeup. So you
Speaker 1: make the cry angle into this little sharp corner right
Speaker 1: so that you don't cry on your face or if
Speaker 1: you don't have tissue, the other trick is to like
Speaker 1: put your face down so that it's like and they
Speaker 1: just fall out of your face. I always have to
Speaker 1: laugh at people that say, like, oh, this housewife is
Speaker 1: so full of shit. She didn't even cry. She acted
Speaker 1: she was crying. No, when you're on the show and
Speaker 1: you are full glam makeup, you want to do with cry.
Speaker 1: So you're like this, right, we cry, bitches, We cry? Yes,
Speaker 1: some of us. Yeah, some of us are fake? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have any fake ones on your show?
Speaker 1: There are a few. So let's let's start with the
Speaker 1: housewife headlines we got. You know, we had to start
Speaker 1: off with a couple of questions, but the first one
Speaker 1: is Candice, says Giselle. Bryant was trying to be messy
Speaker 1: by doing this. On Real Housewives Girls Trip, Giselle asked
Speaker 1: the woman to divulge who they got the best and
Speaker 1: worst first impressions from during a round of impression session.
Speaker 1: Gizelle knows how to rally the troops and create space
Speaker 1: for games and fun things, she explains in an interview.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to choose to believe at this moment
Speaker 1: that she's maybe not trying. No, I'm lying, she was
Speaker 1: trying to be messy. I mean, obviously she's always trying
Speaker 1: to be messy, right, Yes, that's like her middle name.
Speaker 1: It is messy. Do you do you think that you
Speaker 1: guys got closer without the other m Green eyed bandit
Speaker 1: on Girls Trip? Yeah? Huh any moment. Oh so there
Speaker 1: was no close. Did you watch any of season seven
Speaker 1: of Potomac? I did, we did, But what did you
Speaker 1: film first? Yeah? That's what I was going. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is important, Okay, paying attention. We shot season seven of Potomac.
Speaker 1: Two weeks later, we went to Thailand. I had not
Speaker 1: seen any of season seven of Potomac. We had not
Speaker 1: shot the reunion, so you had completely filmed season seven.
Speaker 1: Two weeks later, you get on a plane, you go
Speaker 1: to Thailand with Giselle. Yeah. It was giving you a
Speaker 1: hard time all season, and much of what she did
Speaker 1: to try and fuck with Chris I didn't see until
Speaker 1: Potomac Season seven aired, which happened after we returned from Thailand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I went into pot I went
Speaker 1: into Thailand attempting a blank slate, even though I was like,
Speaker 1: m M, I'm side eyeing you because you I know
Speaker 1: what you were trying to do it. Okay, you were
Speaker 1: trying to paint Chris as a Predator. Were you able
Speaker 1: to talk about your current season you just filmed in Thailand? Absolutely? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it comes after yeah we did, it came And
Speaker 1: then she was acting like, well, I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: bring anything up from what happened in Potomac? Could how
Speaker 1: could you not? It informed everything about where we were
Speaker 1: in Thailand, and also like, don't tap dance on my intelligence.
Speaker 1: Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining. Your
Speaker 1: middle name is mess. But all of a sudden you
Speaker 1: want to be mother Teresa when it comes to not
Speaker 1: bringing things up, like I was born in nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 1: not six o'clock this morning. Well, well, other than Giselle,
Speaker 1: who do you have the biggest issues with on Girls Trip? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: obviously I don't know if you know about the drama
Speaker 1: with Porscha we had, like during season five of Potomac,
Speaker 1: the event that she'll not be named. She was very
Speaker 1: vocal about her opinion because she was good friends with
Speaker 1: call her pet Cemetery with pet Cemetery, and um, she said,
Speaker 1: I what did she say? She said, I was trying
Speaker 1: to sue her for the down payment on my home,
Speaker 1: and like all these other crazy things and that you
Speaker 1: were trying to sue her. Yeah, no, sue pet Cemetery
Speaker 1: for the down payment on my home. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't, like, we've never even interacted. Why can you
Speaker 1: Why why all this smoke? What is this about? So
Speaker 1: I responded, and you know, my responses aren't on Twitter.
Speaker 1: It wasn't on Twitter. Wait wasn't on Twitter. No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't an interview. Interview. I mean that was a good question,
Speaker 1: because yes, that's that's where I go to release. That's
Speaker 1: but it wasn't an interview. Yeah, and he's got very
Speaker 1: good Yeah, he's Twitter. He's I have to take responsibility
Speaker 1: for some of his tweets because like behind she's like,
Speaker 1: that is that? So? No, I he does his own tweets.
Speaker 1: I do my own tweets, but like I feel like
Speaker 1: me being so vocal on Twitter, he became more vocal
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Yeah, and he did, and he deserved to
Speaker 1: be able to say it. By the way, I don't
Speaker 1: all on the stage. Yes, Eddie night driving up, I
Speaker 1: was telling him about Chris and he's watched a little
Speaker 1: bit of the show and he's like, that's bullshit. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean as a husband, right, like you're here to
Speaker 1: support your wife. He's been attacked as well. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I've seen yeah, And this is the thing, like you
Speaker 1: have a husband and he supports you, and he loves you,
Speaker 1: and he's behind you. And the women that seemed to
Speaker 1: have this passion for attacking husbands and got one right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder why listen questions any answers? Yeah? Was there
Speaker 1: ever a moment that the quiring minds want to know? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was there ever a moment this Chris stuff the season
Speaker 1: caused you to reconsider doing the show or are you
Speaker 1: just like, no, I'm going anyone. No, I mean I've
Speaker 1: had those thoughts other seasons. Yeah, this season, this was
Speaker 1: so calculated and so rooted in just bullshit and fallacies
Speaker 1: and desperation. It just it was like a challenge for us,
Speaker 1: for Chris and I, and it's like we're just going
Speaker 1: to move through it and not allow it to I
Speaker 1: felt bad for you when you guys were in that
Speaker 1: little dance studio at the beginning of the season, I
Speaker 1: believe Yeah, I walked off and you into the bathroom
Speaker 1: and you tell the producers like, I'm not doing a
Speaker 1: bit this bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, And I didn't think that
Speaker 1: was gonna air, Like, yeah, of course. I literally was like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting up, I'm leaving. I'm not doing this nowadays
Speaker 1: on Housewives fourth interviews and everything. Yeah, I mean now
Speaker 1: like me doing my interviews, I'm not talking about that
Speaker 1: off camera, you know, not at all. Well, because they
Speaker 1: did it to a couple of you guys, like they
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, like I know, right, why would they
Speaker 1: do that? How is Wendy in real life? Because she's
Speaker 1: super cool. Sometimes we go back and forth and her.
Speaker 1: We'll watch one episode and I'm like, I'm loving Wendy
Speaker 1: and you next episode, I'm both love her. You are
Speaker 1: so brutal to me, right, Yeah, but she came out
Speaker 1: at the end and I left her in the reunion.
Speaker 1: But its good, let's go back to Porsche. So you
Speaker 1: did not have a good experience with her, No, so
Speaker 1: we did. I went in cautious because we had had
Speaker 1: that exchange. Okay, um, But I'm also an energy person
Speaker 1: and when I met her in person, she has good energy.
Speaker 1: She does and she's fun and I mean spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: I went to her wedding, so we got to a
Speaker 1: good place. By the end. I think we were both
Speaker 1: kind of like feeling each other out. It was like
Speaker 1: the beginning of a boxing match when everybody's just kind
Speaker 1: of like dancing around, like figuring what's gonna happen, and
Speaker 1: you know, toward the end, we did have some verbal
Speaker 1: exchanges on Girls Trip. I asked some questions that I
Speaker 1: feel like what everybody wanted to know, right like, and
Speaker 1: she but she answered them with grace and we were
Speaker 1: able to move on. And then there were some moments
Speaker 1: where I felt like she was kind of being a
Speaker 1: bully to certain people on the cast Leah in particular.
Speaker 1: I feel like she kind of joined in with Gazelle
Speaker 1: to bully Leah. And I don't like bullies, so I
Speaker 1: kind of like a gang up. Yeah okay, yes, like
Speaker 1: a like a pylon pile, and it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: If it makes sense, I'm still gonna have empathy because
Speaker 1: I don't like but it's like, okay, this is a
Speaker 1: justified pylon ish but just like we're bored and we
Speaker 1: have nothing to talk about, and somebody told us we
Speaker 1: probably should do this, so we're gonna do it. Like
Speaker 1: when it feels manufactured, yes, like you simmer down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing three much like it's I don't make it.
Speaker 1: So I didn't like that, and we we sort of
Speaker 1: had moments on that, but towards the end it was
Speaker 1: like Kiki, hey girl, and we were we were fine.
Speaker 1: We got to a good place. I love Porsha. I
Speaker 1: did a commercial with her for Fiber one Yes, and
Speaker 1: I got to know housewives, so it was really different experience. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was such a girl's girl. She is, and
Speaker 1: I was really like worried about her. Of all the
Speaker 1: people that were there, as Drenda was there, Melissa Organiza,
Speaker 1: and I was really like, oh, I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna like me. She is so sweet. She's really
Speaker 1: so kind. She's like, let me fix your outfit and
Speaker 1: your butt looks good. Yeah, Oh my god, she's such
Speaker 1: a good girl. M Well, to take it to not
Speaker 1: a girl's girls situation as someone has been physically assaulted
Speaker 1: on the show, Yeah, what do you feel like the
Speaker 1: protocol should be when that happened? Honestly, before that happened,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I got this from. I just
Speaker 1: I thought that the rule was if you physically assault someone,
Speaker 1: you're automatically fired. I just I don't know where I
Speaker 1: I just thought that was the rule. I don't know
Speaker 1: if well, because you probably should be the rule contact
Speaker 1: like if you put your hands on me, yeah, goodbye,
Speaker 1: because why are you putting your hands on me? But
Speaker 1: Porsche wasn't. She wasn't what she she wasn't fired when
Speaker 1: she well, no, I mean no one has Well what
Speaker 1: do you think then when it comes to me and
Speaker 1: the windy situation? Um, you consider like the law defines
Speaker 1: it as assault. I like Mia off the show. MIA's
Speaker 1: persona on the show is a clusterfuck. Why can't she
Speaker 1: just be herself? Ask her? I don't know, it's really dumb.
Speaker 1: It's real dumb, Like it's it's exhausting to me because
Speaker 1: there are moments when you, guys, I don't know if
Speaker 1: your camera footage or like your own iPad footage where
Speaker 1: she seems like a fun person. She's a sagittarius, so
Speaker 1: I get her. Um, I've had moments with her off camera,
Speaker 1: and then you can also just look in someone's eyes
Speaker 1: and tell if they're a shitty person or not. For sure,
Speaker 1: she's a sweet girl who is lost in the sauce.
Speaker 1: Like she's she's more enamored with fame, fame, and approval
Speaker 1: than being herself, but from the fans are approval from
Speaker 1: her bosses? No, well her boss is being production. No.
Speaker 1: The women on the show, those are oh yes, So
Speaker 1: she's trying to appease the other women not oh yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: But what about Jacqueline because I really like that. I
Speaker 1: love Jacqueline. I like Jacquelyne shut out to Jacqueline. She.
Speaker 1: I did not like her at first because I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this hope, I'm going to hear hot running
Speaker 1: her mouth? Who is she? She is a mic go
Speaker 1: on where she come from? Yeah? Um? But once her
Speaker 1: and Mia started falling out and I again, you look
Speaker 1: in someone's eyes, you can tell she was heartbroken, very honest. Yes.
Speaker 1: So I kind of started to get to know her
Speaker 1: and talk to her more, and I felt like, this
Speaker 1: is a real woman who trusted her childhood friend to
Speaker 1: embark on this impossibly crazy journey that we all know about,
Speaker 1: and she betrayed her, Mia betrayed. It's like an ultimate betrayal.
Speaker 1: That absolutely is a family that took her in when
Speaker 1: she had no parents. Yes, and that's the part that
Speaker 1: it sold me for me, where I'm like, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I like her. And if you
Speaker 1: will do that to a friend of thirty years, what
Speaker 1: you going to do to me? Especially because most friends
Speaker 1: when they come on these shows, they're friends. It's a
Speaker 1: loose exactly, but when you're talking thirty years, this is history.
Speaker 1: That's a true Like you obviously went to bat to
Speaker 1: get this person on well to do what we or
Speaker 1: I didn't know this either, So Mia did not bring
Speaker 1: Jacqueline on. Robin recommended Jacqueline. Okay, so now that question,
Speaker 1: so do you think that Robin did all of that?
Speaker 1: Do you think that Robin is like the undercover chess
Speaker 1: player chess player Robin? Do you think so? No, Robin
Speaker 1: is very smart, Robin is that's probably one of the smartest. Really, Absolutely,
Speaker 1: it's very smart to go on Patreon and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about paying. I don't understand what she did there, but
Speaker 1: Robin was one of the women that I considered a
Speaker 1: friend of mine, like off the show, and we became
Speaker 1: friends on the show, but we became friends off the
Speaker 1: show as well. Yeah, and just in talking to her,
Speaker 1: I learned how she thinks. I learned how she moves
Speaker 1: and what her rationales are. And yeah, I do feel
Speaker 1: like there was some strategicy in the way she moved
Speaker 1: during season seven to keep her very true and salacious
Speaker 1: business under wraps, only to then sell it to Patreon
Speaker 1: for five dollars. That was so weird. Now, we had
Speaker 1: Chris obviously you know, on the show, and we both
Speaker 1: agreed that she should be demoted for the Shenanigans. Do
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, I mean, I I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it means to be an executive and what
Speaker 1: all goes into the decisions and choosing a housewife making
Speaker 1: them a friend. I don't know, but I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting fired every season, but I don't know. That's how
Speaker 1: I live. Yeah, I mean fired every sing. But the
Speaker 1: thing is is like you give it at all. You
Speaker 1: talk about your marriage at infertility, every talk about everything,
Speaker 1: and then you have somebody's going after your husband, yes,
Speaker 1: when they have real shit to talk about. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is a complete slap in my face. And then just recently, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who was it that came out the other green eyed
Speaker 1: bandit um came out and said I didn't I forgot Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. I forgot about it. Like it's
Speaker 1: like you don't forget about it, you're talking about stuff
Speaker 1: three years ago and now you forgot about that. But
Speaker 1: I have to say, even when I even saw the interview,
Speaker 1: the extra added part to y'all's reunion, Yes, I was like,
Speaker 1: you're not getting we're still not getting any information. What
Speaker 1: a waste? Like I already watched this one. Watch what happens.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of weeks ago. Yes, give me
Speaker 1: something new. Give me either we're an open relationship, he
Speaker 1: can do whatever he wants or give me. Um, you
Speaker 1: know what, it's broken. Yes, but I'm still in love
Speaker 1: with him and I want to fight for this. And
Speaker 1: other women that have gone through this will understand, and
Speaker 1: there's a whole that will understand. But yes, just acting
Speaker 1: like it's rolling off your shoulders. Yeah, that's the part
Speaker 1: that I'm like, she probably didn't know how to act. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's got to be very difficult. Well, it is,
Speaker 1: But you also want to protect the husband, the guy
Speaker 1: bothers your children and your children, that guy you just remarry, Yes,
Speaker 1: but he's like him messaging the woman and going over
Speaker 1: to the the hotel, all that kind of you message
Speaker 1: any woman on Instagram, You're I'm cutting your finger, I'm
Speaker 1: cutting your every But now people are going to come
Speaker 1: at us and say, what do you mean Chris DM.
Speaker 1: So we are clarifying, Yes, you can respond to a DM,
Speaker 1: you'd be friendly. But if you're talking hotel information and travel, well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing she told Andy. Robin told Andy that
Speaker 1: she has not seen the dms. You better know that
Speaker 1: I would have that log. Chris has my phone password.
Speaker 1: I have his phone password. Yeah, me too. Tama thinks
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. No, I don't. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not a thing to me. Any moment they open
Speaker 1: my phone going here, going this, get this email. I
Speaker 1: need to know where I'm supposed to be at five o'clock.
Speaker 1: Like we're also on we also have the tracker. Oh absolutely,
Speaker 1: how the track? I know where he is right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yes, get the tracker right now. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: a safety thing. Were it's safety thing, you know why.
Speaker 1: It's also when I say how long to your home
Speaker 1: for dinner and he's ten minutes and then I see
Speaker 1: he's still forty five minutes away, right, hurry right, I'm
Speaker 1: the kids. Yes, yeah, no, it's like we started it
Speaker 1: because we were at we were at the casino across
Speaker 1: from our house, and we were both drinking and Chris
Speaker 1: was like acting like a like a lunatic, and I
Speaker 1: was like, goodbye, I'm leaving, and I left him at
Speaker 1: the casino and I got in the car and left,
Speaker 1: and then I was worried about where he was, even
Speaker 1: though I wasn't that at him. So I'm like, I
Speaker 1: need to know where he is at all times. So
Speaker 1: that's why we did it originally. But now we both
Speaker 1: travel a lot, we both work a lot, and sometimes
Speaker 1: you know, I want to make sure that you're safe
Speaker 1: and vice versa. So that's why we have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also you feel you sleep better when you know
Speaker 1: that the other person is somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I tracked
Speaker 1: my kids too, and yeah, my parents tracking. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: she's not tracking me. I track my friends. I have, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my friends too. Do I have to start doing this? Yes?
Speaker 1: You should. People arguing snatch up be able to figure
Speaker 1: out how to do it. She wanted to figure out
Speaker 1: how to how to share her local to if I
Speaker 1: have to put my glasses on for us, it's too
Speaker 1: much worse. So we have to talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about more about Chris at the reunion, because we had
Speaker 1: Chris on would you guys know, we had him on
Speaker 1: before the reunion actually aired, so we hadn't seen it, ye,
Speaker 1: which he was amazing on the podcast. Then he came
Speaker 1: on the reunion, which I thought he was good on.
Speaker 1: But there was a point where he let his anger
Speaker 1: come through. Yes, which point are to kind of towards Edward.
Speaker 1: He kind of yells at Giselle, spit it out. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you had me until there
Speaker 1: was there like a moment where we were like squeezing
Speaker 1: his legs or you want it? You were like, go
Speaker 1: for it. I mean, because I know how far he
Speaker 1: will go. I know that he's he was not going to,
Speaker 1: you know, lunge at her or do anything egregiously crazy. Um.
Speaker 1: But this is a man who was asked not to
Speaker 1: speak publicly until the reunion was over. He and he
Speaker 1: respected that request. Um. He sat in silence and watched
Speaker 1: these women give fifteen different versions of a story that
Speaker 1: did affect his life, that did affect his career, that
Speaker 1: did affect his children and his family. It was very
Speaker 1: Our household was in shambles. It was emotionally just detrimental
Speaker 1: to our lives. Was there ever a moment where you
Speaker 1: were like, is there any or from the second you
Speaker 1: heard it you were like, no, not because I feel
Speaker 1: like every allegation was so ridiculous. It's like, you're not actors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when the first scene came out, yes where they said,
Speaker 1: and I said, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, right
Speaker 1: and she's sitting there her pearls just I was just
Speaker 1: not comfortable. It's like that is a bunch of nonsense.
Speaker 1: But but the one thing that really got me as
Speaker 1: the Ashley yes. And at that point my flags went
Speaker 1: up because you tried this at the dance studio and
Speaker 1: you didn't get a reaction out of me, So now
Speaker 1: you're sending your first pet rock to come and try
Speaker 1: me again. And at that point I was like, mm,
Speaker 1: I see what's because this is their m O. Every
Speaker 1: season they meet up. They met up this season for
Speaker 1: season eight. Already can we supply um everyone that's not
Speaker 1: me or Wendy or Karen. But hold on, now we're
Speaker 1: on Karen. I can't with her. At the reunion, I
Speaker 1: absolutely talk about doing the least Where's my Nail file?
Speaker 1: She was definitely in her mellow era at the reunion.
Speaker 1: Now I to be involved because it didn't even feel
Speaker 1: like she was friends with anybody, like she was so
Speaker 1: checked out. Yeah, I need, I need, I need more
Speaker 1: mess Well, Karen's not messy really, she's she's she's a
Speaker 1: responder really like you have to come at her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's well, well, well I feel like this season she's
Speaker 1: Robin's Nick hard. I could see that. Okay, when do
Speaker 1: you guys start filming again? You know, up soon soon.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say. We've already seen
Speaker 1: TikTok's and whatnot of people together, so we know Robin's
Speaker 1: filming and I don't know. I hope. So she wasn't
Speaker 1: the Mia was in the TikTok and Jacqueline wasn't clearly,
Speaker 1: but yeah, Mia went on the apology tour on Twitter
Speaker 1: and then she went back and pussy popped and back
Speaker 1: pedaled and was like just kidding and then released like
Speaker 1: text messages where Jacqueline is sharing like very intimate personal
Speaker 1: information with her best friend in a text. It's wait,
Speaker 1: she posted them. Yeah there should be some legality about that. Well,
Speaker 1: I think I think there is. I mean, Jacqueline I
Speaker 1: don't see her pursuing it, but she could because if
Speaker 1: she wanted. Yeah, but if she wants to be back
Speaker 1: on the show. She shouldn't. Yeah, I think she should.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, why hope she? I hope she is back.
Speaker 1: You're one of the few housewives to launch a successful
Speaker 1: music career. If you had we talk about some of
Speaker 1: the old well, I was actually going to ask her
Speaker 1: who she'd prefer to have a collab with, Um, Blue Anne, Kimi,
Speaker 1: Kim Zulsiac, America, Erica for sure. Okay, Yeah, she's she's
Speaker 1: a performer. She's a performer. She's she's and then she's
Speaker 1: like she's unapologetic. She's like, I'm doing this, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm giving. Take it or leaving. Yeah. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: the truth is, you guys are gonna come at me
Speaker 1: because I'm biased. Oh lord, But she does have a
Speaker 1: good heart, Like she is one of those when something
Speaker 1: on with you, she's at you, yes and reaches out
Speaker 1: to you and yes. She has been so supportive of
Speaker 1: me and my music career and has been like do
Speaker 1: that shit, what's next? Don't take no for an answer. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm working on my next album already. Yes, I'm going
Speaker 1: on tour again. You are like springs. Actually I kicked
Speaker 1: it off already. I went to Boston before I came
Speaker 1: to la Um. I'll be in Pomona in like two weeks.
Speaker 1: You have for two days, okay, yeah, I actually have.
Speaker 1: I have family and Pomona. Oh Friday or Friday and Saturday,
Speaker 1: like the second week in April. I think, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I want to go. Yeah, it would be so good.
Speaker 1: And then I have like seven other cities, so like Chicago, Pittsburgh,
Speaker 1: Saint Louis, New York, Atlanta, DC. Do you like going
Speaker 1: on tour? I well, yes and no. It's a lot
Speaker 1: like we went on. I went on tour last year
Speaker 1: last October, and we did the tour bus with the
Speaker 1: dancers and the band and that tour bus for your face. No,
Speaker 1: my tour bust was broke down and right it wasn't
Speaker 1: like to give them the called darryl uh no, oh no,
Speaker 1: I wish no it was it got the job done.
Speaker 1: But it was I heard that Bryce just gave you
Speaker 1: the information on the vander from Oh my god. If
Speaker 1: I did not know no mid season trailer because we haven't,
Speaker 1: That's what prompted me to watch a post I did.
Speaker 1: That's what made me be like, wait, I did not know,
Speaker 1: so we were I was interviewed with Brace and he
Speaker 1: was like, crazy, are you following us? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. These kids. What do they talk about? These
Speaker 1: people is just they're kids anymore? Are they? So? I
Speaker 1: was watching them in the very beginning, me to Jackson,
Speaker 1: what was the girl that judges with beginning? That's when
Speaker 1: I was watching, and I was watching like hardcore back,
Speaker 1: how don't they all slept with each other? It's very incestuous.
Speaker 1: Yeah at this point, but you know what in La,
Speaker 1: everybody sleeps with each other. In Hollywood, it's like a
Speaker 1: very sleep with I mean not now, but back in
Speaker 1: the day, like there was like be actors that we
Speaker 1: all slept with at That's that's nice. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just whispered and I'll say, I mean, you guys probably
Speaker 1: don't even know who they are. There may be c Okay,
Speaker 1: are you all right? But that's the one we are
Speaker 1: airing that. Yeah, that is juice. Can you give us
Speaker 1: any details? All I can tell you is that I
Speaker 1: was at a club his best he also has a
Speaker 1: famous best friend. Yes. Now, at the same time, however,
Speaker 1: we were at I need another drink and I had drink.
Speaker 1: I thought you were a good girl. I was nineteen.
Speaker 1: It was oh wow, we had club. I remember having
Speaker 1: to sneak in like with of course, yes the girl
Speaker 1: you at Concord or one of those okay Hollywood clubs.
Speaker 1: Oh Joseph's Monday night, okay, Monday nights. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we went afterwards to a strip club. Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait? Did you go and have he was
Speaker 1: just randomly there sex with him and then went to
Speaker 1: a strip club? No, you did it at the strip club.
Speaker 1: Now what happened after you? Guy? You were in the
Speaker 1: car and now at the apartment at the here was
Speaker 1: about a house at his apartment nineteen ninety and there
Speaker 1: was not a house whose apartment you wouldn't hit apartment? Right?
Speaker 1: Did you take anything? I want to take you? When
Speaker 1: I had to be at work the next day at
Speaker 1: eight am and I had to text my friend like, okay,
Speaker 1: I have a question. Oh my what I wasn't giving?
Speaker 1: Was it meaty? It was giving. It was giving exactly
Speaker 1: what you would think it was giving. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that means. What maybe describe his extremities because
Speaker 1: it's always about the hands and feet. Um, I would
Speaker 1: say it's it wasn't really about the size and the performance.
Speaker 1: The performance and he performed an okayause we need to
Speaker 1: talk more about the Ultimate Girls Trust. Okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that you got here. As you've heard, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of rumors for season four. Yeah, I was really pissed.
Speaker 1: I was trying to upstage us. Okay, So season three,
Speaker 1: which you were on, Yes, there was also rumors there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something about Leah throwing mud. That was elephant shit. That
Speaker 1: didn't happen. And by the way, I was on season
Speaker 1: two coming off the Berkshires to Thailand. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: but your season was good. Off. I watched, so I
Speaker 1: hadn't watched. Admittedly, I hadn't watched. I watched your season
Speaker 1: because it was on and y'all were funny. We're funny.
Speaker 1: Y'all were good. Are you guys funny? We're hilarious. You're hilarious. Yes,
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting us to be. But you went to Thailand.
Speaker 1: We went to Dorinda's house. Okay, call Andy Cohen. No,
Speaker 1: you know I heard. I heard yaw were coming back though.
Speaker 1: Well they did come back, but I didn't because I
Speaker 1: got back on Orange County. It's called X Wives Club,
Speaker 1: so it's better to be on a show than be
Speaker 1: an X wife rist But I really sitting right here, Well,
Speaker 1: what's happening? Why? What's the problem her? She's gonna get her,
Speaker 1: Andrew get your give her, give Teddy her job back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: give her. I said this to you, a rav You
Speaker 1: are so much more colorful and interesting to me in
Speaker 1: person than you ever appeared on that show. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I feel like she came out of her shell after
Speaker 1: the show. But we have to get back to a
Speaker 1: girls show. Okay, Yes, we've talked about my show because
Speaker 1: I need to know. Did you actually grill Porsha about Simon? Yes?
Speaker 1: What did you say? I did? He probably can't say, Um, well,
Speaker 1: I just I just asked the question. We all want
Speaker 1: to know, did you steal that girl's man? Because oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so Porsha's husband now was her friend's husband? Yes, and
Speaker 1: on season whatever? I mean, well, yes, but we all
Speaker 1: want to know. Inquiring minds want to know did you
Speaker 1: snatch that man? That girl's man, because she it looked
Speaker 1: like she met him for the first time when they
Speaker 1: all went to his his and his wife at the
Speaker 1: Times house. Yeah, and she's like, nice to meet you,
Speaker 1: blah blah, blah. And then a month later the fat
Speaker 1: Alan the wife is pregnant with the assistants baby, and
Speaker 1: Porsche is living in the house with the man and
Speaker 1: he got new teeth. Oh, that's new teeth. That means
Speaker 1: they made it into the world. Yes, did doctor Apa
Speaker 1: do it? I do not know what about the Heather
Speaker 1: black eye story that did that. I was I was
Speaker 1: very much confusion. My name was confusion on the whole.
Speaker 1: And it's weird to me that she's like she was
Speaker 1: so like trying to hide it. She knows, she oh,
Speaker 1: she knows, she knows, and she was covered. I think
Speaker 1: Jim punched her in her eye. She's covering for Jim.
Speaker 1: That's what I come up on Girls Trip. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was a huge It was a theme. The black Eye
Speaker 1: was like an eighth Housewife. Well, so has it aired
Speaker 1: on their show yet? Is their show? Over the whole
Speaker 1: she said something about like I ran into a cabinet,
Speaker 1: which a cabinet is not given your eye was shut shut,
Speaker 1: swollen shut. I thought it was like a so when
Speaker 1: I so we heard about it on Girls Trip they
Speaker 1: described the black eye. So I'm thinking it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: a little bit of you know, purple and blue. That
Speaker 1: bitch was like it was shut, yes, shut. It was
Speaker 1: like somebody punched you directly. I didn't notice on that
Speaker 1: trip they were on maybe three days prior to that.
Speaker 1: Her eye was a little red like something. That's like
Speaker 1: something had already happened to her eye. And you know
Speaker 1: how like with the black eyes, it takes a while.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't a punch. But but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think they were doing
Speaker 1: this scissor kicking. You know, we always get into trouble
Speaker 1: when we talk about scissoring. Um, okay, you have to
Speaker 1: name one wife from Girls' Trip other than Giselle that
Speaker 1: you um would never want to see again, and one
Speaker 1: that you'd want to continue traveling with never want to
Speaker 1: see again. I don't know nobody except for Zoe. There's
Speaker 1: nobody else Like I didn't. I loved everyone else, So
Speaker 1: you loved everyone. Yeah. How is Marisol? There's a walking
Speaker 1: comedy shit show? Was she was? She dropped all the time.
Speaker 1: We love her. Is she actually drunk or pretending to
Speaker 1: be drunk? No? She she's had a cocktail. She hasn't
Speaker 1: a line coming out. She gave so we gifted everybody
Speaker 1: like gifts from like our lines of whatever she gave us,
Speaker 1: um these bedazzled plastic um no, like a champagne. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and it says a cocky on it and we would
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm gonna make a cock No, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a cock bro Like she was, yeah,
Speaker 1: why was this? Miami girls called everybody? Bro, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Alexia and Bro, Bro, what's happening? Bro? What are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 1: My stomach cards so much. I'm like, I'm like as
Speaker 1: delusional on Girls Trip as she was on Miami. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: that was yes, which makes me so excited. It's so entertaining.
Speaker 1: She said the one thing everybody was like. She was like,
Speaker 1: we are the oldest housewives here because we've been on
Speaker 1: the longest. No wait that's not wait yes, and we
Speaker 1: were like, excuse me, wait, who said that? Alexia? She says,
Speaker 1: Miami they're the oldest housewives just because they were the
Speaker 1: they were they came on first, but you also perished,
Speaker 1: like you you went for five years long was a decade.
Speaker 1: Miami is gold. I know Miami was. I loved when
Speaker 1: they first came out. I was a huge Miami fan
Speaker 1: and I do. I haven't really watched watched, but the
Speaker 1: clips I've seen they look good, so I can see
Speaker 1: why they would come back to Bravo. Where do you
Speaker 1: stand with Ashley right now? Who? Okay? Well enough, I
Speaker 1: have I have a fan question. A fellow um IVF
Speaker 1: warrior here, Oh, would like to hear more about your journey? Yes, well,
Speaker 1: thank you for being a warrior and standing with us
Speaker 1: whoever you are. So for me, I think it's important
Speaker 1: to note that there are many different reasons why women
Speaker 1: embark on fertility journeys, and on the IVF or egg
Speaker 1: freezing journey, I advocate for women who are planning their lives.
Speaker 1: I did not have fertility issues, but I did not
Speaker 1: want to have children right now, but I know I
Speaker 1: want them later. So for me, I'm blessed enough to
Speaker 1: have the resources to spend out of my pocket the
Speaker 1: twenty five thirty thousand dollars that it costs to freeze
Speaker 1: my eggs. Chris and I opted to do embryos and
Speaker 1: we have six in the freezer now. My yeah, it's
Speaker 1: and like when I said it on the Ring, and
Speaker 1: I was like, but I think it's important to have
Speaker 1: conversations about what egg freezing looks like because this shit
Speaker 1: should be free like it. We we talk about how
Speaker 1: how birth control has become this regular over the counter,
Speaker 1: like it's like a vitamin. Now, why does it cost
Speaker 1: so much for a woman to plan her life? But
Speaker 1: then you want to tax us double and triple when
Speaker 1: we have kids. We can't afford allow me to plan
Speaker 1: my life and our health insurance there should be policies
Speaker 1: in place to cover that. It won't even cover the
Speaker 1: medication and I alone seven thousand dollars. I wasn't even planning.
Speaker 1: You guys have both gone through this. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a person for the baby. I had to go
Speaker 1: for a person everything, for a person like me that
Speaker 1: I didn't got pregnant, Like yeah, I can just look
Speaker 1: at a wiener and get pregnant, okay for somebody like me,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like what is that like financially and like
Speaker 1: with your insurance insurance for I mean medication only barely
Speaker 1: back when I did it, it was like they it
Speaker 1: covered clomad, which did you ever do clone? I didn't
Speaker 1: have to do clo okay, which I called like crazy meds,
Speaker 1: Like you take chlomad and you are like I cried
Speaker 1: one day because I passed it. Did you did you
Speaker 1: have like hormonal acne after you finished the medication? I
Speaker 1: am still I finished my last round like two months ago,
Speaker 1: and I have never had such bad hormonal acne happens
Speaker 1: around your chin. Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: on my neck. It's never been so bad. You may
Speaker 1: end up getting like a dermatitis al must Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it becomes because you're injecting yourself every day with hormones.
Speaker 1: And I still have a little scar on my stomach
Speaker 1: from so Guly. When would you like to be pregnant?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I your career is right now, and it's
Speaker 1: like I wanted to start at the beginning of this year,
Speaker 1: and then I got a movie with pet and I
Speaker 1: had to go to Atlanta for a month and shoot
Speaker 1: a movie. And now you're still so we're shooting, so
Speaker 1: I'm not. I feel like I'm not. Thirty six is
Speaker 1: not young. I had my laugh at thirty nine. I
Speaker 1: had Sophia at thirty eight, so yes, yeah, there's plenty
Speaker 1: of time. I mean a year is a long time, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do your movie, yeah, and then going on tour. Would
Speaker 1: you ever consider just doing a Sara yet. So I
Speaker 1: want to experience childbirth one good time and then yes,
Speaker 1: we're going to friend never one good time. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's not that great. And the prey that I don't
Speaker 1: hate it, the hormone, the hemorrhoids, like god, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my husband thought the baby was a hemorrhoid. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I thought the hemorrhoid was a baby. It's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming. That's a yes. Yeah, ye don't want to
Speaker 1: scare your h Yeah. And then the stretch up vagina
Speaker 1: and then and of course if you have to have
Speaker 1: a c section, then you have the big square. Guys,
Speaker 1: we just got a text from production, but we have
Speaker 1: to rap. Oh no, y'all are so funny now that
Speaker 1: they've scared you. Thank you. If you are casting next
Speaker 1: season of Real Housewives of Potomac, if you could make
Speaker 1: one change, what would it be? Get rid of anyone
Speaker 1: who doesn't want to be real. If you're not coming real, goodbye,
Speaker 1: get out. We don't need you because all you're doing
Speaker 1: is show your true story. Yes you're you're You're sending
Speaker 1: our show to the can, and we I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in the can. I want us to research
Speaker 1: and come back, and we can if we and if
Speaker 1: we bring our real lives and yes, we all have
Speaker 1: it one percent. We people watch this show because they
Speaker 1: for escapism, but also because they want to relate to
Speaker 1: our lives. I have never felt so inspired by the
Speaker 1: emails and the dms, people walking to me on the street,
Speaker 1: even to be like, thank you for talking about your mom,
Speaker 1: about IBF, about you and your husband's journey, about um,
Speaker 1: interracial relationships, about brown penises, Like there's so many parallels
Speaker 1: the you know that because people always used to ask me,
Speaker 1: like the beginning, well, you're you're you're with a white man.
Speaker 1: What color is his penis? They would always ask me,
Speaker 1: my husband has a brown penis, Well he's brown, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. My husband's white brown doesn't make sense. No,
Speaker 1: yes he is. He's looking at dirt bike stuff right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it just the myriad, the Smorges board of things
Speaker 1: that people relate to. Yeah, that's what they want to
Speaker 1: When is your brown penis coming out with a cookbook?
Speaker 1: He actually is working on two virtual cookbooks. They're going
Speaker 1: to be out I think in like a month. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: And then he's gonna go on a little like tour.
Speaker 1: So let him come here and cook a little something.
Speaker 1: Because I had a lot of fan questions asking about yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was they want a cookbook. They're sick of him.
Speaker 1: Not because we've teased this cookbook for like two years.
Speaker 1: I'm over him. But he's now get done. Yeah, it's done. Yes,
Speaker 1: you do, please do. Sometimes it's just please, I give
Speaker 1: you permission to slide check yes and stuff, and I'm saying,
Speaker 1: did you get the cookboo, give you permission to slide
Speaker 1: in and and and encourage. I'm not going Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a but it's so good. The book is really good.
Speaker 1: Oh goody, can't wait, cannot wait? Oh my god, thank
Speaker 1: you so sweet. We cannot wait. Watch Clippers game too. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: The Girls Trip comes out on Mary March twenty third. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're super excited. And three episodes. We're gonna release three
Speaker 1: episodes on Peacock and after that it's one episode. A
Speaker 1: weak question. Do you think because we're recapping it for
Speaker 1: the show, do you think that we should watch one
Speaker 1: at a time and recap or watch all three and
Speaker 1: recap the three? You could recap all three. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: go together. Well, they're funny I give ceremony for everybody
Speaker 1: up to two in the morning watching It's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. It's really funny. I can't wait to watch you.
Speaker 1: Am not gonna like um they unfortunately Leah, that's my homegirl.
Speaker 1: She doesn't look good. She I love Leah. I love
Speaker 1: her too, but they they really she looked crazy. Um
Speaker 1: and Miami crazy crazy is fun. Yeah, I like crazy now.
Speaker 1: Sometimes crazy isn't fun. It's always fun, I think for
Speaker 1: in this arena, you want a little crazy, a little crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she kept it real and they some people just say
Speaker 1: didn't like that, so you may not like now now
Speaker 1: you piqued my interest, so it's good. That's why they
Speaker 1: pay you the big box. All right, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank so much. It was so fun. Yes,
Speaker 1: and make sure you guys tune into next two teas
Speaker 1: in a pod. We'll talk to you all then.