Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
Speaker 1: with myself, Teddie Mellencamp and camera Judge. And we were
Speaker 1: surrounded by fame to night at the Wind Casino in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. We have Eddie Judge, we have Shane Simpson,
Speaker 1: we have Emily Simpson. Like it is, what about edimin Off?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because, oh my god, I would never forget
Speaker 1: about you. I'm all broken. You were over the top
Speaker 1: famous that I didn't even We're on another level. You
Speaker 1: are another evel. So I'm gonna I'm always straight to
Speaker 1: the point. So I'm gonna ask each of you one question,
Speaker 1: and I need you to answer. It's gonna be shaded.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw that out. I'm gonna need you
Speaker 1: to answer it as real as you possibly can. If
Speaker 1: there was one thing that each of us could sell
Speaker 1: un only fans, our best quality, best item for sale,
Speaker 1: what is it? I want to go first? Okay, your
Speaker 1: organization skills, Oh god, a huge market that is not
Speaker 1: sexy at all, Edwin, I'm going to challenge, do you
Speaker 1: think I don't know that? Ed one. My question to
Speaker 1: you is for you, what is the thing that you
Speaker 1: it's about you? What the ed one could sell? I'm
Speaker 1: only fans. Yeah what is it? Oh yeah six pack?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're let me. Technically it's kind of a
Speaker 1: twelve pack. Okay, whatever, it's my organization skills, and I
Speaker 1: can I ask you as a as a fitness enthusiasts,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. You have six pack,
Speaker 1: you have a twelve pack? How do you keep it? Chips?
Speaker 1: So seriously, no visualization. I used to have, Uh, what's
Speaker 1: the movie with Brad Pitt that he did? I had
Speaker 1: that picture forever, and yeah, that is that's important to you.
Speaker 1: Back then it was Yeah, now it's just two relaps
Speaker 1: of strash. But now but is it now like a lifestyle? Fifestyle? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you discipline, you eat healthy, you work out. It's
Speaker 1: a lifestyle. You don't like if somebody says, here's a cupcake,
Speaker 1: you eat it? I do, of course. Yeah. He eats everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like an ice cube and I gained seven pounds. Well,
Speaker 1: my husband. That's why I asked that, because Edwin is
Speaker 1: the epitome of health and my husband is exactly the
Speaker 1: same way. He could eat Eddie and I have a
Speaker 1: lot of things in come. Yeah yeah, how you didn't
Speaker 1: add Shane Simpson and to that real that my one
Speaker 1: thing that I can sell on freaking only fans is
Speaker 1: my organization. We can make it work. It's two for
Speaker 1: two d an Inner and Outer that I heard you
Speaker 1: talk about in the last podcast. Oh my god, Shane,
Speaker 1: what would you sell of Emily and I could sell
Speaker 1: of Emily? Yeah? No, someone else shake carptal lecture. Now
Speaker 1: I've moved on from Edwin after a shitty response. But
Speaker 1: what do you feel like you can sell? Um? Is
Speaker 1: there a fetish for Kirby women snoring and sleeping? Yeah? Ok, yeah,
Speaker 1: why that's not Why do you Why can't you just
Speaker 1: say like my ass or something? You have to talk
Speaker 1: about me because that's for me. Oh my god. I oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I got someone names that. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure I drool and snore? Yeah, I gotta ask Eddie.
Speaker 1: Do I drool or snore or any of those part?
Speaker 1: You fart and you snore? Now wait I fart? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fart and you snore? Okay, So what do you
Speaker 1: think Tamra's thing is for only fans? Her? Yes? Oh
Speaker 1: she does have a good ass. You could sell that ass,
Speaker 1: you know what. That's the way to freaking answer a question.
Speaker 1: Because it's for me. It's not for the public. No,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it has thought. It's not like I was
Speaker 1: actually going to go out and start an only fans literally, Emily, today,
Speaker 1: I am it's going to be organization day. Do you
Speaker 1: want to see my notebooks? You a dollar, I'll show you.
Speaker 1: I'll show you my summer. Do you want to see
Speaker 1: my different highlights? Yes? So she tells me the other
Speaker 1: day that she's sick. All right, cool, In the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, she literally coughs in my face, like
Speaker 1: she wakes up at three in the morning. She's like
Speaker 1: in my face. I got so upset. I wanted to
Speaker 1: say something. I'm just gonna turn around and stay quiet.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, if you know you're sick, why would
Speaker 1: you cough on your husband? Oh my god, amazing that
Speaker 1: you said that, because my husband is the same thing.
Speaker 1: I needed him to know that I was ill. No,
Speaker 1: you're not in your face when I cough in your
Speaker 1: face all the time. By the way, I just need
Speaker 1: to hear that from you today because as Teddy's I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like Teddy's one of my best friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got to take on her reflex. I have
Speaker 1: anxiety all these things. I chose about to get her
Speaker 1: period back. By the way, I love her a thousand percent.
Speaker 1: But she's a lot. She's a lot. But I have
Speaker 1: a question. I have a for you, Edwin. Could you
Speaker 1: do one of the things that you do right now
Speaker 1: without me? Now? What is one of the things? Any work? How?
Speaker 1: Any freaking thing? He asked me to do everything, and
Speaker 1: that's the true doesn't mean he can't do it. It's
Speaker 1: called delicate asking you to do it. See how you
Speaker 1: have a twelve pack because you have time because Teddy
Speaker 1: does everything? Teddy, do you cook? So I'm not that organized?
Speaker 1: And yeah, so yeah, Well Teddy sold me on the
Speaker 1: fact that she could cook, because when we first aiding,
Speaker 1: she would cook up these like amazing. I don't cook.
Speaker 1: I would just uber and then I would put it
Speaker 1: on a plate and pretend I come. And then when
Speaker 1: we got married, Edwin, I need information from the ring
Speaker 1: that you're wearing right now. Well, okay, guys, everybody's party's
Speaker 1: this is disgusting. It's like a gold nugget. I think
Speaker 1: it's it's Cartier. The only person that okay this ring
Speaker 1: was Kyle Richards, and I honestly said, I was like,
Speaker 1: I go, this is okay, this is the Erica Jayne ring.
Speaker 1: When the ring is bigger than your freaking hand, it's
Speaker 1: not a good sign for you. Special occasions. It's Vegas,
Speaker 1: Eddie and I. Can we talk about a sex chair? Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to be honest with our relationship. We've
Speaker 1: been together for thirteen years and ten years, we're almost
Speaker 1: married ten years. I'm going to be honest and say,
Speaker 1: like sexty climbs at ten years, like when we first met,
Speaker 1: we were boning in like teenagers Lars style. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now I really feel comfort in him just holding me
Speaker 1: and cuddling with me and being loving to me and
Speaker 1: being thank you. I meant in that though, I can
Speaker 1: look at his face and I know, do you like
Speaker 1: being cuddled? Emily? Do you feel like huddling? Thing? No?
Speaker 1: Who's okay? Who's a baker spoon you? Sha? Physically I'm
Speaker 1: the biggest Okay, I'm clearly the big number. Don't say that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, are you taking Yeah? I don't think
Speaker 1: Shane and I cuddle a lot. I think not as
Speaker 1: much anymore. No, and then that's that goes have dogs
Speaker 1: and they get in the way. All right. What was
Speaker 1: each of your biggest worries when your wives were asked
Speaker 1: to be on the show, Like, was there one thing
Speaker 1: that you were like, oh, shoe, what was it? This
Speaker 1: is gonna be We weren't married when you were asking
Speaker 1: the show. No, but yeah, but like when you take
Speaker 1: it back to me being re asked to be on
Speaker 1: back on the show, would you have any concerns? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you were happy that that a certain somebody. The
Speaker 1: cast this year was good. I really enjoyed everybody. I
Speaker 1: think it was a good good um symphony, if you will.
Speaker 1: Everybody worked well together. Nobody was making up fake stories.
Speaker 1: Nobody was talking trash that didn't exist. Yeah, any of
Speaker 1: you could remove one person? Who would it be? From
Speaker 1: where from Orange County season? Yeah? None? None? Okay, who's
Speaker 1: your favorite husband other than Shane? Because he's here, um,
Speaker 1: Eddie Judge, he's here too, Shane. Who's your favorite husband? Like?
Speaker 1: Is there anybody you'd hang out? Yeah? Is there anybody
Speaker 1: you'd hang out with? Off? Travis is cool? I do
Speaker 1: like Terry, you know, if I was on a deserted
Speaker 1: island and I could only hang out with one couple
Speaker 1: from Orange County. Yeah, and it can't be you because
Speaker 1: like it's too much cross you mean as a couple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like if I have to be with one person and
Speaker 1: I really go through it and I think, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I've got Gina and her dude. I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I need more information on her dude. I fell he's
Speaker 1: very quiet. I feel like there's not a lot they don't.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I need to see. This is what
Speaker 1: I miss about Gena. I'm not being a dick. I
Speaker 1: miss her being fun. I don't. I think she takes
Speaker 1: herself so serious. Now yeah, and I agree, but Gina
Speaker 1: is really fun. Do you pay attention to what you're
Speaker 1: what people say about your significant other on social media?
Speaker 1: So let's start with Edwin because I get the most
Speaker 1: hate I think of everybody. What do you think when
Speaker 1: people come from me? Do you find me annoying in
Speaker 1: general or on the podcast? I don't. I learned after
Speaker 1: being on the show not to engage, although I know
Speaker 1: it's really bad when they come after me on my Instagram, Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically talking about the wife. I'm like, then I gotta
Speaker 1: go ask Teddy, Teddy, what'd you do? But let me
Speaker 1: ask you, let me ask you a question edwin. When
Speaker 1: Teddy says things on the podcast that are controversial and
Speaker 1: it might trickle down to you, do you engage in that?
Speaker 1: Do you ignore it? Do you look at her and
Speaker 1: say shut the fuck up? Never? I don't Teddy's gonna
Speaker 1: hate I say this, but I've only listened to the
Speaker 1: first one. Okay, but he would never And could you
Speaker 1: ever say to her, like just level it out? No,
Speaker 1: She's good at wishing. Do you have appreciation for who
Speaker 1: she is? I think her her wits at a Do
Speaker 1: you not agree with me in the sense like her
Speaker 1: ability to be like transparent in being like who she
Speaker 1: is on the podcast is the most amazing thing ever
Speaker 1: because I feel like she is Yeah, but that's true.
Speaker 1: But when when she acts like that, she's gonna get
Speaker 1: hate and you just I feel like there's like a
Speaker 1: seventy two hour window where you're just gonna get a
Speaker 1: lot of shit. And like, yeah, I think because I
Speaker 1: trust her one hundred percent, I'm like, she knows I
Speaker 1: won't ever as extremist I'm gonna be. I I still
Speaker 1: think about the bigger picture, like our family, our life,
Speaker 1: or whatever I love about you, I will always push it.
Speaker 1: I want people to fucking talk shit. That's my dream
Speaker 1: because I love having conversations where all of us will
Speaker 1: sit around at a lunch table and be like, who
Speaker 1: are you gonna pick? Shannon Badour or Vicky gon Wilson,
Speaker 1: Like that's who I am now? And you were so
Speaker 1: amazing at it, But was so amazing. That's how I've
Speaker 1: been as a little kid, like I want all the information.
Speaker 1: But what I appreciate about Edwin is like he knows
Speaker 1: that I'm never gonna do anything to derail our family. No,
Speaker 1: you would never, And I don't have any skeletons. Any skeletons.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you guys type Am I controlling?
Speaker 1: Am I an ass? So you guys have such a
Speaker 1: strong relationship, but it wasn't always strong. It was terrible,
Speaker 1: my friend. We didn't need to hear that, but it's true.
Speaker 1: That's the reality. That's the way it works. Yeah, our
Speaker 1: our first season on Housewives, he said the most terrible thing.
Speaker 1: Put as an outsider, I look at you guys and
Speaker 1: think that you have them a strong relationship. Ever, I
Speaker 1: mean a lot A lot of marriages on the show
Speaker 1: don't last. But what gives you the impression they have
Speaker 1: the perfect marriage. I just look at Teddy as a
Speaker 1: friend and think they had the perfect marriage. I don't
Speaker 1: think anything it's perfect. I think they just are strong
Speaker 1: and they made it through. I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: Shane and I came out stronger. I think it's a
Speaker 1: make or break type of thing when you go on
Speaker 1: the show. I think relationships either make it through and
Speaker 1: they're stronger, or they it's a demise. And Shane and
Speaker 1: I were the lucky ones, and I think you and
Speaker 1: Eddie are also and that I think that's probably why
Speaker 1: we all connect and why the two of you respect
Speaker 1: each other so much is because we were the fame.
Speaker 1: We took the Housewives and we used it as a
Speaker 1: tool to make us stronger. Where most couples the Housewives
Speaker 1: becomes it breaks them up. And I think a lot
Speaker 1: of times because the women go on Housewives and they think,
Speaker 1: well I'm a star, now I'm I'm I'm the shit,
Speaker 1: I can do better And I never thought that. I
Speaker 1: always thought of Shane and me together as a team
Speaker 1: and how can we get through this together? And after
Speaker 1: five years. We have a stronger marriage because of Housewives.
Speaker 1: And that's why I never regret being on the show.
Speaker 1: Because if I got fired tomorrow and someone said, what
Speaker 1: did you take away from Housewives? I would say, Shane
Speaker 1: and I have a better marriage because I was on
Speaker 1: the show, and I will take that away. Same with me.
Speaker 1: But we when we started the show, I was in
Speaker 1: a much weaker position. Why because Teddy. I'm just gonna say,
Speaker 1: to your point, Emily, when we first started on the show,
Speaker 1: we were in a very bad place. Shane and I
Speaker 1: were too, but what do you mean get into the details,
Speaker 1: but we were in a very bad like it was
Speaker 1: the darkest eet We were ready to just we were done.
Speaker 1: And to your point, to your point, Emily, um, we
Speaker 1: the show actually instead of everybody said, hey, it's going
Speaker 1: to divide you, yeah, instead it actually united us. Because
Speaker 1: it's the importance of when you actually work on your marriage,
Speaker 1: you'll you'll remember how much you love it, right if
Speaker 1: you don't, If you don't do something for a long time,
Speaker 1: you start to dislike it. And you know, I was,
Speaker 1: I was. I didn't work on my marriage for a while,
Speaker 1: so I was starting to dislike it and and the
Speaker 1: show made me work on it. Why why did the
Speaker 1: show make you work on it? Because I think it's
Speaker 1: I had my kids right, and I wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure that. Like I was like, wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: need like you can't. When you go on the show,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, eyes and ears are everywhere right,
Speaker 1: and it just makes you realize what's important in life.
Speaker 1: And when we went on when I at least when
Speaker 1: I went on the show, it, I mean, to your point, Emily,
Speaker 1: our relationship stronger than it's ever been. But when we started,
Speaker 1: I remember my first day, I honestly was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: at what point do I tell everybody that I'm getting
Speaker 1: a divorce? Like when do I do this? Wow? Like
Speaker 1: we are at our worst, absolute face because truthfully, for us,
Speaker 1: it was really about a power struggle. And we were
Speaker 1: always kind of equals when we were together, and I
Speaker 1: rode horses and I was competitive, and I was all
Speaker 1: of these things. And then all of a sudden I
Speaker 1: couldn't get pregnant naturally, I did all these ivfs, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden he was in charge of
Speaker 1: our finances, and I had never been that. I'd never
Speaker 1: not had my own money I'd been working since I
Speaker 1: was seventeen, and then I just started hating him for everything,
Speaker 1: Like he would say, what are you doing today? And
Speaker 1: I would be like, I'm with our kids, and then
Speaker 1: maybe I'm gonna have to get my nails done, Like
Speaker 1: anything would freaking set me off. And it took us
Speaker 1: like kind of seeing that. But then also it kind
Speaker 1: of gave me the confidence to go, Teddy, you can
Speaker 1: get your life back. And then once I started loving
Speaker 1: myself again, we could start loving each other again, because
Speaker 1: when I don't love myself, don't love each other. What
Speaker 1: I'm hearing here is that you guys actually spent time
Speaker 1: working on your relationship irrelevant of what's going on around you,
Speaker 1: like the show, the celebrity, the money and all that.
Speaker 1: So it's the effort that you've set forth to stay
Speaker 1: together so that you don't look like assholes on TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that's the point. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: so many of us are on a television show and
Speaker 1: we do the best to be the influences to do whatever.
Speaker 1: But the truth is not one of us can sit
Speaker 1: here and look at each other and go every year
Speaker 1: our relationships are perfect. There hasn't been a time, like
Speaker 1: if there hasn't been a time when you were on
Speaker 1: the show you felt like your relationship was at its
Speaker 1: worse my first two seasons. I felt like our relationship
Speaker 1: was at its worse my first two seasons. Our relationship
Speaker 1: and honestly makes me right, it really does. Why it
Speaker 1: just breaks my heart the two seasons that you were
Speaker 1: on the show that you felt like your relationship was
Speaker 1: at worse. Why. I can tell you that first year,
Speaker 1: I can say my first season, all I thought was,
Speaker 1: thank god I have this show because when we break up,
Speaker 1: but I'll have something I don't even know what I
Speaker 1: know break because you did that with Simon. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: so my thought was we can get through the first season.
Speaker 1: She's gonna have a good purpose. And I'm out, well,
Speaker 1: why but why it was your relationship so bad? It
Speaker 1: wasn't bad, it was me. It was I had had
Speaker 1: what was your goggles? It's just sometimes the adversary attack attacks.
Speaker 1: Even now I look at like, what the hell was
Speaker 1: I thinking? Like I was ready terrible. I was I
Speaker 1: was ready to live to leave everything. Why no, just
Speaker 1: you don't see like now I see and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the budge was I thinking about? I have different
Speaker 1: goggles now. It's just it's just um, yeah, sometimes you
Speaker 1: just you. I'm not trying to be really, I think
Speaker 1: he always thought there was going to be something better.
Speaker 1: So here it is, did you ever feel that way
Speaker 1: that she would think there's something better or that you like,
Speaker 1: did either of you guys ever think there's going to
Speaker 1: be something better? Now? I think. I think when you
Speaker 1: question your marriage, you always have the idea that there
Speaker 1: could be something better. But I always I feel like
Speaker 1: I always come back to reality and think that there's not.
Speaker 1: Because if Shane and I got divorced, I'm a forty
Speaker 1: seven year old woman in Orange County with three kids.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do date someone in their
Speaker 1: forties or fifties who has an ex wife who has kids.
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna do is trade in a set of
Speaker 1: problems for a whole new set of problems. That's how
Speaker 1: I feel. And at the end of the day, Shane's loyal,
Speaker 1: he's never cheated on me, he's honest, he's a good dad.
Speaker 1: And so whatever problems that we have where I get
Speaker 1: irritated with him or he gets irritated with me, or
Speaker 1: we don't have sex and now or whatever like, I
Speaker 1: feel like those are things that we need to sit
Speaker 1: down and talk about and work through because the alternative
Speaker 1: is not much fucking better. It's not better, and it's
Speaker 1: probably way worse and all, Like I said, like, what
Speaker 1: am I going to do date someone else in Orange County?
Speaker 1: First of all, men in Orange County don't date women
Speaker 1: that are forty seven with three kids. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: you're but then you're kind Then you're kind of saying
Speaker 1: you're staying with me because there's not really much out there. No,
Speaker 1: I know it. I know it sounds like that, but
Speaker 1: that's not really it. I'm just saying when I get
Speaker 1: in those really here saying the grass isn't really green
Speaker 1: one and when I get in those heated moments where
Speaker 1: I think, well I could do better, I can do better.
Speaker 1: I have an amazing husband. So then I ground myself,
Speaker 1: come back to reality and think I have to be better.
Speaker 1: I have to be a better wife, Tohm, I have
Speaker 1: to do better. I have to do better for my children. Well,
Speaker 1: here's here's my take on this. And this is actually
Speaker 1: something that my wife learned taught me, you know, and
Speaker 1: in our relationship together. And that's that if you don't fight.
Speaker 1: If you don't have disagreements, if you don't um talk
Speaker 1: and argue about things that are going on, you're not
Speaker 1: going to grow as couples. So whenever you, you know,
Speaker 1: put it under the rug and you don't deal with
Speaker 1: the issues, eventually it becomes a bigger problem. And then
Speaker 1: that's when relationships goes out. So the fact that you
Speaker 1: work through the hard shit. We've worked through some hardships before,
Speaker 1: which to my point, there's been a couple of times
Speaker 1: where we got in a fight and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: over this, and she's like, no, you're not. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about this. We're gonna get through this. And she
Speaker 1: taught me that, and that has made our relationship even stronger.
Speaker 1: I'd love her even more for it, and I never
Speaker 1: thought that was going to be a possibility. Like we
Speaker 1: just keep getting stronger and closer together and and you know,
Speaker 1: you we look forward to the future and whatever problem
Speaker 1: that crosses our path, we're able to handle it now
Speaker 1: because we've been through some shit in our Really, who hasn't, though, right,
Speaker 1: But but I think that's for those of you guys
Speaker 1: listening that think like you're gonna wake up and every
Speaker 1: day is perfect, and you're gonna have this, You're gonna
Speaker 1: have this amazing relationship. I think here's here's really a marriage,
Speaker 1: and you guys, stop me if I'm incorrect. Some days
Speaker 1: you're going to be madly in love with your person
Speaker 1: and you're going to have the best days them and
Speaker 1: you're gonna have so much fun, and they're gonna bring
Speaker 1: up the best in you, and you're gonna bring out
Speaker 1: the best in them, and life is good. And then
Speaker 1: they're gonna be some days where they freaking breathe and
Speaker 1: you want them dead. But then you remember, like we
Speaker 1: created this life together for a reason. I chose you.
Speaker 1: I chose you to be my person. And then if
Speaker 1: you have those moments where you say I chose you,
Speaker 1: then you fight for them. And that's what I always
Speaker 1: tell him. Listen, I'm not perfect, You're not perfect. We're
Speaker 1: both assholes, we're both inconsiderate. Sometimes we both do whatever
Speaker 1: it is that we're gonna do. But at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, what my dad said to me, and
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not dropping my dad name, it's just
Speaker 1: he could be any dad. But he said, when you
Speaker 1: look around your room at your family, how proud are you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, you never got to have that. You never
Speaker 1: got to look around your room and say, there's my mom,
Speaker 1: there's my dad. That's true because I never had that
Speaker 1: growing up. So there are so many times at night
Speaker 1: where Shane he does legos with the kids, or he
Speaker 1: plays chess with the kids before they go to bed,
Speaker 1: and I'll sit on the couch and it makes me
Speaker 1: so emotional because I never had that growing up. I
Speaker 1: never had a mom and a dad. How does that?
Speaker 1: At the same time, it's amazing, And yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a point though, you would be mad at me for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you maybe you didn't know it, but you were
Speaker 1: jealous or mad or that wasn't fair. And then I
Speaker 1: get I get heat for it. Yeah, and I would
Speaker 1: admit to that because I think it's very difficult to
Speaker 1: I think it's difficult to have a blended family, and
Speaker 1: we have a blended family, so it's it's not just
Speaker 1: a traditional family. So there are times when I feel
Speaker 1: jealous when I couldn't have children, when he spent time
Speaker 1: with his children. I mean, that's a whole other conversation.
Speaker 1: We talk about that for hours and hours, But some
Speaker 1: of those other valid I understand, but that that was
Speaker 1: what we had to go. Shane has always been an
Speaker 1: amazing dad. Yeah, and he has. And that was one
Speaker 1: of the reasons why I married him because we didn't
Speaker 1: we didn't date or really anything, but I knew he
Speaker 1: was a good dad. And so I didn't have a
Speaker 1: dad growing up, and I didn't have a dad that
Speaker 1: was present. I didn't have a dad that was in
Speaker 1: the home. So I really, you know, committed to Shane
Speaker 1: because I thought, I'm going to provide my children with
Speaker 1: a better life than I had. And I think as
Speaker 1: parents that's our number one goal. We're just always working
Speaker 1: towards giving our children better than what we have. And
Speaker 1: I knew with Shane that they were always going to
Speaker 1: have a better life than what I had growing up.
Speaker 1: And before we get back into shit talking, something that
Speaker 1: somebody said to me that's always resonated, does this person
Speaker 1: make you more happy than they make you sad? And
Speaker 1: and that's a point what I think about, like does
Speaker 1: this person make me more miserable than they make me happy.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, then maybe this isn't something to
Speaker 1: fight for. But if you can look at it and
Speaker 1: you're like, listen, this person makes me just as happy
Speaker 1: as they make me sad. Then it's about internal work
Speaker 1: and figuring out what works for you, and which is
Speaker 1: why we have to play our next game before we
Speaker 1: get I would say, anytime you're trying to build some
Speaker 1: great whether it's a business, whether it's a relationship, you're
Speaker 1: gonna want to quit. If you don't want to quit,
Speaker 1: you're not trying to build some great Yeah, that's right, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right. Relationship, business, it's no different, no different. There's
Speaker 1: one more thing I wanted to say about this, and
Speaker 1: it dawned on me earlier when you were talking about
Speaker 1: how the show major relationship stronger and you came out
Speaker 1: of it. Um. I think the most of this is
Speaker 1: just my opinion, but the common denominator is is that Shane,
Speaker 1: myself and even ted or ed Um I call you
Speaker 1: Teddy because Instagram and I finally have my own because
Speaker 1: the season one. So yeah, do the math. What I
Speaker 1: wanted to say is that, Um, we didn't get involved
Speaker 1: in the drama. We didn't get involved in the show.
Speaker 1: We didn't become part of the fabricated or the real
Speaker 1: drama that was going on. And I think that's where
Speaker 1: it made sense for us, like, this is theirs job,
Speaker 1: this is what they do. Let him get crazy, let
Speaker 1: him get stupid, let him get naked. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: hold on, I heard Tam getting gets naked again this
Speaker 1: season every season. Just Tequila, what you've been hanging out
Speaker 1: with her? To them, I might have worn a Scrappla's
Speaker 1: bathing suit. Yeah again, it's it's I don't want to
Speaker 1: stop you from you know, uh, being who you are,
Speaker 1: being what you want to be, and just exploring what
Speaker 1: you can be. So I never want to stop you
Speaker 1: from doing any of that. And yet we've talked about
Speaker 1: you getting naked on the show, and it does bother me,
Speaker 1: but it does the day. Yeah, Um, I respect you
Speaker 1: and I love you, and I know you're doing it show.
Speaker 1: I know you're not doing it for attention. I know
Speaker 1: you're not doing it to get some guy, you know,
Speaker 1: to give you his number to. I know she's the
Speaker 1: most fun, but so is Emily. Like there is a
Speaker 1: big difference. There is a big difference between him not
Speaker 1: liking something and controlling you. You know, he doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: so elaborate, but he's not controlling you. What I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: He's not controlling you and telling you what to do
Speaker 1: and what notot based on what he just told me.
Speaker 1: He's also not saying you can't talk to this person
Speaker 1: or be around this person. That's when you start seeing
Speaker 1: narcissistic behavior, right, Like I would say, Shane's pretty similar too,
Speaker 1: Like he'll tell me, like, I don't like it when
Speaker 1: you drink a lot and act like that. But he's
Speaker 1: never told me don't hurry, don't act like this, don't
Speaker 1: act a certain way. He'll just say, well, I wish
Speaker 1: you didn't do that or whatever. But yeah, in the hindsight,
Speaker 1: this was versus Emily, don't do this, don't do that.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to do this. Guys, everybody get your
Speaker 1: signs because we're gonna play one game of agree or disagree.
Speaker 1: Do you understand these two words? Funny? Yes? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So the first one is your wife wears the pants
Speaker 1: and the relationship. Do you agree or disagree what your
Speaker 1: wife wears the pants in the relationship? Do you think
Speaker 1: you wear the pants in the relationship. It's not even
Speaker 1: like say it, say it when you okay, hold it up,
Speaker 1: hold it up. Your wife holds the pants in the
Speaker 1: relations Say it when you hold it up. I disagree,
Speaker 1: y'all are living and freaking denough crazy? Really? Uh, it's
Speaker 1: okay to have sex when the kids are awake in
Speaker 1: the house. Agree or disagree? Oh my god, we do
Speaker 1: that all the time. What if it's not okay but
Speaker 1: we do it? What do you mean you think we
Speaker 1: have sex only when the kids are asleep? No, I'm
Speaker 1: freaked out if we're having sex, I know, but answer
Speaker 1: what we actually do? What is the questions when the
Speaker 1: kids are away? Put some music on? Okay? No, all right,
Speaker 1: Eddie wants to do He doesn't want to have sex
Speaker 1: in the house when the kids are there. He thinks
Speaker 1: they're hearing it. There, you're gonna walk in on us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's very worried about that. Shane's not worried at all.
Speaker 1: The shames it beggars can't be choosers. Take what I
Speaker 1: can get. You initiate sex more than you're a partner.
Speaker 1: You either agree or disagree on this lately? Yes? Wait? Wait? Really? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh fine, okay? You should have your partner's passwords to
Speaker 1: their phone and their social I don't want your passwords.
Speaker 1: Oh really, do you agree you can have anything? I
Speaker 1: think you should have access, but that doesn't mean any
Speaker 1: go through it. And Scrutiny has never asked me. But
Speaker 1: I would give it to right now, you would get it. Right.
Speaker 1: What if he said, can I see your phone right now?
Speaker 1: You'd get it? Yeah, there's nothing If if he wouldn't
Speaker 1: give me his phone when I asked, I would fucking
Speaker 1: lose my gord. Yeah, but I don't How often do
Speaker 1: I ask? Never? You used to all the time. I
Speaker 1: used to all the time for Emily too, And now
Speaker 1: I realized no, because I was probably concerned about what
Speaker 1: she was thinking and what she was doing, and she
Speaker 1: was confusing. And how long ago, well like five years ago,
Speaker 1: six seven years afore she got on the show. No time, Yeah, beginning. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what's on her phone. That's
Speaker 1: her space. But yeah, I asked her, you know, like
Speaker 1: everything she does is gonna be nothing you could do. Okay,
Speaker 1: Next one, it's okay to track your partner's location on
Speaker 1: their phone. You better say, are because I have access
Speaker 1: to her? I okay, Well I track you? So sorry? Okay.
Speaker 1: So Eddie's the only one who disagrees with that. But
Speaker 1: there's no reason there is track. The only time I
Speaker 1: have you tracked me is when I'm riding my bike
Speaker 1: by myself, and I send you a link so you
Speaker 1: can see where on that. But the question was, was
Speaker 1: it okay not? Should you do it all the time? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make things a little lighter, are you Okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. If your wife parts in front of you,
Speaker 1: he's gonna say, disagree, agree, Yeah. Is like he's like,
Speaker 1: I always peep at the bathroom door. Shut the door.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see PI shit. I far wait
Speaker 1: till I turn eighty, my husband, Do you guys think
Speaker 1: that your wife throwing wine on somebody's face is taking
Speaker 1: it too far? Or it's okay, it's a show too far?
Speaker 1: Is that answering too far? Yeah? You know, okay, fine, wine,
Speaker 1: it happens. Okay. You think that you have the right
Speaker 1: amount of kids right now? Or you should have more?
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of to mout, I kind of
Speaker 1: wish that Ed and I had a kid together. We
Speaker 1: did it was a robot and you killed it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you agree or disagree disagree? Did the show make your
Speaker 1: marriage better or worse? That's a hard one because I
Speaker 1: that's all I know with my I don't think it
Speaker 1: did anything for me, but Emily does. I do. I
Speaker 1: think I said you do. I just don't. Sorry, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I too, Okay, agree or disagreed? You have better hygiene
Speaker 1: than your partner, honestly, I will fucking Eddie has better hydraine, hydraine,
Speaker 1: a better hydraine. I'm very happy Emily looks better than me.
Speaker 1: But I agree. Eddie's already like brushing his teeth and
Speaker 1: flossing his balls and all that his ball. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: flosses his ball. What is your thought on house husband's
Speaker 1: going on trips? Do you agree or disagreeps? Well, our
Speaker 1: husbands are Yeah, I don't think anyone wants. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna end over over a couple of small things.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do mary fuck kill just the group of us.
Speaker 1: It'll never go any further. Yeah, I just reported on
Speaker 1: a podcast, but nobody no. Shane, shit, calm your tits,
Speaker 1: all right, calm your calls, Shane. Okay, these are your choices, Shane, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're happening is happening now, so your new options are Um, Gina,
Speaker 1: I actually hate even saying her best friends me off. Okay, Gina, Tamera,
Speaker 1: fuck you or Noela. Oh Mary, fuck kill h Mary Futi,
Speaker 1: I would Mary Tamera. Yeah, it's a good Then I
Speaker 1: would kill Noela and I would screw Gina. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think that's a good choice. Okay, So Eddie, your choices are.
Speaker 1: We're going to take you over to Beverly Hills. Now
Speaker 1: you don't you don't know, Kyle, that's okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So then we're gonna all then I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 1: Then I'll take it back. I'll take it to girls
Speaker 1: try for you. You've got Taylor Armstrong, okay, You've got
Speaker 1: Vicki gun Wilson, and you've got Shannon Badoor. Okay, so
Speaker 1: go I kill all of them. Saved me from having
Speaker 1: to shag Marriam. No, you don't get that. Be ready,
Speaker 1: come on? No, okay, kill for Vicky, Um shag what
Speaker 1: was the first one? Taylor? Shannon and and Mary Shannon?
Speaker 1: You'd marry Shan? Yeah? Shag Taylor? Okay, yours Edwin are
Speaker 1: I only know the Beverly Hills will find them? Look
Speaker 1: up the pretty mask. She stepped up her game, okay, Erica, Jane,
Speaker 1: Lisa Arenna and Tarmra Judge. So my favorite was the
Speaker 1: red No Okay, I'm trying to No, no, we're not.
Speaker 1: We're giving you three offs. Okay, yeah, let's start over.
Speaker 1: I ten you to detail. It's not fucking on point.
Speaker 1: Start over. What's the question? Erica Jane Okay, Lisa Arenna
Speaker 1: and Tarmra Judge okay, So okay, Mary, all right, I
Speaker 1: got oh. I thought it was just who's hot? No, Edwin,
Speaker 1: we were running out of time. I don't want to
Speaker 1: kill any Mary. It doesn't matter. He's a humanitarian. I'm
Speaker 1: actually gonna kill you after this interview. It'll be it'll
Speaker 1: be a damn the easy way. Um. Lisa Arenna, I
Speaker 1: had a crush on when she was when I was younger. Sherry,
Speaker 1: she's married or fuck? This is a new question for
Speaker 1: most people. Very fun. We'll start with who I can fun.
Speaker 1: That's of course you're right now. Thank you for joining
Speaker 1: us for another episode of Two Teas in a Pot
Speaker 1: and that's a rapid We'll see you Tuesday. We'll talk
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