Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancts and camera judge.
Speaker 1: So we're getting started, and you know, we're just another
Speaker 1: episode of Two Teas in a Pod and we're starting,
Speaker 1: and we're a little wrapped up, not a little wrapped up, well,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing. So one of our producers on
Speaker 1: the show, who's twenty five, she's twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: she wore adorable, adorable, beautiful, like she's so not that
Speaker 1: you're not. But she wore this really good outfit for
Speaker 1: her birthday. And I love the post, so I said
Speaker 1: on our group chat, I said, um, can I borrow it?
Speaker 1: It's like danel floss. It's like DNA plus casts and
Speaker 1: nipples and a dental floss for the skirt. Hold on,
Speaker 1: it's got way more fabric than Ariana's outfit. She's not
Speaker 1: that much younger than I am, but Tamra is now
Speaker 1: age shaming me and telling me that I cannot wear
Speaker 1: this to the Neon Festival because you're forty one. I'm
Speaker 1: forty one. I mean, it's already embarrassing enough that I'm
Speaker 1: still going to the Neon Carnival, which for those of
Speaker 1: you guys, so you're just gonna really lean into it
Speaker 1: and borrow a twenty five year olds outfit. Yeah so,
Speaker 1: but just to give you guys history, they're so strict
Speaker 1: to get into this. It's a party at Coachella. It's
Speaker 1: my husband's favorite thing. It's where he wants to celebrate
Speaker 1: his birthday at the Neon thing. It doesn't even start
Speaker 1: till midnight. Y'all know me, no, hell no, um, but
Speaker 1: they make you go and get your wristband on days
Speaker 1: in advance, show your ID like proof of DNA. I
Speaker 1: have a question, Yes, do you have to wear Neon
Speaker 1: colors or is it just Neon? You don't have to
Speaker 1: wear anything, but like, well, clearly you don't have to
Speaker 1: wear anything. That's what you want to borrow. The purple
Speaker 1: nudity would be actual perfection for me. Like that, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's pretty good. It's a pretty good that
Speaker 1: outfit on. You go back in the room and put
Speaker 1: your big girl clothes on. Listen, Edwin is actually fine
Speaker 1: with the outfits. This is what he's not fine with.
Speaker 1: And you can tell me if Eddie is the same
Speaker 1: in regards to any jealousy stuff. Okay, so for me
Speaker 1: because it made me think of it when we're watching
Speaker 1: Jersey when they sent a picture of Danielle's boob to
Speaker 1: Joey and he recognized it wasn't her boob. Yeah, Edwin
Speaker 1: is normally cool with whatever I wear. The one thing
Speaker 1: that he finds is like, the ultimate disrespect is if,
Speaker 1: like we're holding hands and I were to look at
Speaker 1: somebody else, Well, of course I think anybody would find
Speaker 1: that very disrespectful. That's what I learned that the hard
Speaker 1: way when we first started dating. Well, why are you
Speaker 1: looking at other guys when you're with him? I'm not,
Speaker 1: but occasionally your eyes will wonder. And I say the
Speaker 1: same thing. But like that to him, that was his
Speaker 1: one thing. He's like, listen, I don't care. You can
Speaker 1: tell you can tell me celebrities are high. You can
Speaker 1: play Mary fuck Kill, you can you can do all
Speaker 1: of these things. Eddie does not like Mary fuck kill
Speaker 1: does not. You do you? You wear whatever you want.
Speaker 1: This is coming from a woman who had the MTV Awards,
Speaker 1: took her um her safety pin off and then her
Speaker 1: tits fell out. So you know I didn't take the
Speaker 1: safety pin out. It was like sequenced, it busted, it
Speaker 1: bust open. It wasn't like a proud moment, but thank
Speaker 1: god I wasn't on stage. Well, I mean, well, I
Speaker 1: mean the world, so, I mean, who am I to talk? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, a little hypocritical. It's fine,
Speaker 1: it's you know, we that's who we are, tarm. We're hypocrites.
Speaker 1: I know what makes a good housewife, you know what.
Speaker 1: That's what we thrive with, being hypocritical. I know you
Speaker 1: wear whatever you want, sugar tits. I am fine, listen.
Speaker 1: If there's a way that kindall can get me that
Speaker 1: little outfit, I'm going to try it on and at
Speaker 1: least post a picture in it and be like, told you, Tam,
Speaker 1: it works, it will look great. I just feel like, um,
Speaker 1: do you think this is a similar outfit? Just like this?
Speaker 1: Sweats but multiple days. That's what I wear every single day.
Speaker 1: Sweats in a tank top, sweats in a tank top.
Speaker 1: I put a brawl on today just to keep it classy.
Speaker 1: Went on stage too, you do? Yeah? I never wear
Speaker 1: a bra. You neither. What's the occasion for you? Um?
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go somewhere right after this, but
Speaker 1: I've decided I'm not going. We were going to go
Speaker 1: to the Harley Dealership for me to ride this one
Speaker 1: particular bike and it's raining out and I don't want
Speaker 1: to ride it in the rain, So not going so
Speaker 1: I can take my bra You put a brawl for nothing,
Speaker 1: but I second that you should not be riding motorcycles
Speaker 1: in the rain. Yeah, okay, So what's been going on
Speaker 1: with you? What's new? Well, I means I've talked to nothing.
Speaker 1: We you know we other than this clothing choice is
Speaker 1: the only thing that's really new here is the fact
Speaker 1: that we are still being infiltrated twenty four to seven
Speaker 1: by scandal. All. I'm so over it. I mean, every
Speaker 1: day it's a new scandal. Something else is going on.
Speaker 1: I know. I mean the whole Howie Mandel interview all
Speaker 1: of that. Um all I could think while I was
Speaker 1: watching it is like this is this looks like how
Speaker 1: my dad was on Watch What Happens Live? Like he
Speaker 1: has no clue who the players are, right, he's two
Speaker 1: one loss. Did you watch the whole interview? No? I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't force myself right, I've only I watched some
Speaker 1: really long clips and um yeah, how Hee had no
Speaker 1: idea what he was doing. Andy blasted his ass on
Speaker 1: watch what happens Live. The key parts that we took
Speaker 1: from this interview, other than Howie Mandel not even knowing
Speaker 1: who Sheena is or any of the pivotal information of
Speaker 1: the show, is some of the things that Tom Sandoval said,
Speaker 1: which these are the highlights, the bullet points, yea of
Speaker 1: what was important in this interview. Yeah, he had already
Speaker 1: broken up with her two weeks earlier, and I told her, listen,
Speaker 1: we don't have to post anything on social media, like,
Speaker 1: let's talk through this, he alleged on Tuesday's episode of
Speaker 1: Howie Mandel Does Stuff podcast. He then went on to
Speaker 1: say she was in denial then showed up at his
Speaker 1: concert and found his phone. Okay, okay, let's break that down.
Speaker 1: So I heard that he dropped his phone on stage
Speaker 1: and somebody picked it up and handed it to Arianna.
Speaker 1: Whether or not this is true or not, I personally
Speaker 1: don't care. Yeah, Like, if you made a mistake and
Speaker 1: you cheated on your significant other, just say I fucked
Speaker 1: up and I'm sorry. I actually know what he did
Speaker 1: say that in the interview, because I have been seen
Speaker 1: people give him props for his interview that he came
Speaker 1: out and he was very open and honest and said
Speaker 1: he screwed up, he had anxiety, he was shaking, he
Speaker 1: felt like sick. They're talking about it. That's what Howe said,
Speaker 1: so well, of course that's what Howe said. How he
Speaker 1: hasn't been watching this season where he's been blatantly throwing
Speaker 1: it in Raquel's face, I mean throwing Raquel and Arianna's face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I personally, I just think there's nothing after a
Speaker 1: cheating situation. Yeah, when it comes out, there's nothing to
Speaker 1: do other than apologize, okay, and you don't need to
Speaker 1: try to make the other person seem crazy or unhinged
Speaker 1: or any of those. Gonna ask you an unpopular opinion,
Speaker 1: what because there's a lot of people that are out there,
Speaker 1: not a lot, but people out there saying this is
Speaker 1: so hypocritical because they have all screwed around with each other.
Speaker 1: Every single one of them is screwing someone else, and
Speaker 1: then one screwing this one's girlfriend, and this one, this
Speaker 1: one and this one that one, Like why is this
Speaker 1: one so much bigger deal than anything all the other
Speaker 1: scandals that's happened on that show. I think because Arianna
Speaker 1: is so well liked that what I think, I think
Speaker 1: just so sweet, so cute. So I think people really
Speaker 1: like her. I think um because of that, and because
Speaker 1: we haven't openly seen like this really like dark side
Speaker 1: of her, Like Kristen, we had already seen lots when
Speaker 1: when all that cheating happened, there was already a lot
Speaker 1: of like negativity surrounding her. So it wasn't a big
Speaker 1: shocker or Jack's or any of that stuff. But even
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm siding with Jack's is problematic. But
Speaker 1: like Jack's, I thought we just saw the last to
Speaker 1: him a few years ago. No, but people would say
Speaker 1: the same thing about me. But we keep going a
Speaker 1: nat cockroach. No, I like to be called a nat tam.
Speaker 1: I don't like a NAT. Well that's what people call me,
Speaker 1: um all right. But anyways, this is a very long headline,
Speaker 1: but continuing line the timeline, do we care? I don't care?
Speaker 1: I mean, really, this all went down at Guy's night. Now,
Speaker 1: that is the same night that Ariana's dog died. Now,
Speaker 1: instead of going home and consoling her, he was making
Speaker 1: out with Raquel all night long. They said it was magnetic.
Speaker 1: I can't let them do whatever it is that they
Speaker 1: want to do. What I also want to bring up
Speaker 1: is everybody's focusing so much on this that no one's
Speaker 1: focusing on how disastrous of a situation it was with
Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz and Raquel and Katie, Like why did he
Speaker 1: need to go seek out Katie and say to her,
Speaker 1: you know, like, why provoke her at this point You've
Speaker 1: just made out with Raquel, clearly just let her eat
Speaker 1: her damn sushi. M oh he ate he even took
Speaker 1: a bite of her sushi, like quiping, trying to be
Speaker 1: the cute, funny, nice guy. I read that he has anxiety,
Speaker 1: and I have anxiety as well, and that's why he
Speaker 1: wore the things because when he's nervously touches his face
Speaker 1: and I get it, but don't it but anxiety, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're not a lion cheating person, so you know
Speaker 1: what if don't add that to your anxiety because it's
Speaker 1: not gonna help. And don't try to be cute when
Speaker 1: you are being an asshole. Just say I'm an asshole
Speaker 1: and I felt like it and it felcon. I'm not
Speaker 1: married you anymore, so I can do what I want.
Speaker 1: Go kick rocks. I'm fine with that. But don't try
Speaker 1: to be beloved when you're being a deck, but of
Speaker 1: all people to interview him, how he Mandel? First of all,
Speaker 1: I didn't know how he had a podcast, The Shade,
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. I didn't know we had a podcast.
Speaker 1: Well now you do. And then why on God's ear
Speaker 1: is he wanting to interview for this very reasons about him? Now, well,
Speaker 1: why didn't we get the damn interview? I'm pissed. I'm
Speaker 1: all Staus Hello, Hello, Hello, wad Saucy do an interview too?
Speaker 1: She did? For the love of God, I know we
Speaker 1: let your girl. I know. Do you even apologize to
Speaker 1: me on the grand for not being in a deb's
Speaker 1: birthday because she was protecting her secret pregnancy because she
Speaker 1: wasn't at the time where she could announce it yet.
Speaker 1: But then he went on with no filter? Was that?
Speaker 1: But we like him? So congrats to you on getting
Speaker 1: the interview. Stas was trending, Um, she's another trender. I
Speaker 1: love trending. I know, it's so funny. I don't even
Speaker 1: know when I'm trending, how I'm trending, and what it
Speaker 1: even means. To be honest with you, it means that
Speaker 1: people are about you, and people are talking about you,
Speaker 1: and you're not even a part of it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: All right. The next one is Melissa Gorga and Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen called out by fans over testy exchanges on Watch
Speaker 1: What Happens Live. After Andy said he doesn't see a
Speaker 1: resolution from Melissa and Teresa at the reunion, she said,
Speaker 1: that's fair because you're not a therapist, right, you're not certified.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't know, are you? And you're bonded? No,
Speaker 1: But after sixteen years of fucking doing this, I think
Speaker 1: I have some idea of what I'm doing. Well, first
Speaker 1: he said, or don't check my credentials? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like what you're checking my credentials? And then said, you know,
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for sixteen fucking years. He doesn't
Speaker 1: cuss on his show, So to me, I went, I
Speaker 1: took that as oh oh. And then Joe Gorga in
Speaker 1: the audience like this it's not over, it's not done.
Speaker 1: It's family, and he's like on his phone, and I'm well,
Speaker 1: both of them aren't dummies. They're like, where's We're not
Speaker 1: losing our paycheck because you think that we can't figure
Speaker 1: this out. They're not losing their paycheck. Period. They they
Speaker 1: are the show. The Gorgas and Teresa and now Louis.
Speaker 1: They are the show. Let's make that clear. They have
Speaker 1: been well. I mean it's an ensemble cast, but I
Speaker 1: don't see it happening without the two families. No, it's
Speaker 1: not happening without the two families. But people. But what
Speaker 1: I do have great information for West Coasters. Bravo Cohn
Speaker 1: is headed to Las Vegas shoos. Now that is gonna
Speaker 1: be a shit show. I know. Somebody just asked us.
Speaker 1: They're like, we are the twats doing a live podcast
Speaker 1: from Oh my god, Teddy. I can arrange that I
Speaker 1: have a PR person in Vegas that can put us
Speaker 1: up somewhere and we can do a party like our
Speaker 1: own party, after hours party. Oh my gosh. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: so we don't get hired this year. We have a backup.
Speaker 1: We got a backup. We got a backup. Baby. You're saying,
Speaker 1: there's a chance, there's a chance. Now, Caesar's Palace is
Speaker 1: hosting this. From what I understand, am I correct on?
Speaker 1: That is that where the Vandergarten is. Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what That was my next sentence, that
Speaker 1: that's where Vanderpump's restaurant is I can imagine what's going
Speaker 1: on there. Does Oliver still work at Vandergarden? I have
Speaker 1: no idea. Well, probably because I saw he did an
Speaker 1: interview where he said, um, you know, everybody should lay
Speaker 1: off for cal a little bit. Yeah, So then it
Speaker 1: came yeah yeah. Bravocan is headed to Sin City for
Speaker 1: its third annual convention November third through fifth at the
Speaker 1: Caesar's Forum. So you guys, I recommend getting your hotel
Speaker 1: rooms now. They are promising more VIP experiences, behind the
Speaker 1: scenes access to best of all things Bravo. The Affair
Speaker 1: will once again bring Bravo, Hollicks and Bravo celebrities together
Speaker 1: from around the world for a series of epic events,
Speaker 1: unfiltered moments, job breaking revelations and lifelong connections like some
Speaker 1: of the ones Tam and I made last year. Dad, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember last year. The fact that there's
Speaker 1: only been three Bravo cons and it feels like there's
Speaker 1: been three hundred and thirty three. I'm like, didn't we
Speaker 1: just go to Bravo con and we're talking about it again?
Speaker 1: But November third through fifth, So that's exciting, I mean
Speaker 1: exciting for us because it's close. It's an hour flight
Speaker 1: from our house instead of having to go to New York.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Bravo is going to save a lot
Speaker 1: of money on transportation because things were a different areas
Speaker 1: and different hotels and they had to show. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be so much easier for everybody. And there's
Speaker 1: been so much more. Yeah, easier because talent, easier for
Speaker 1: people that are buying tickets. So and it much bigger too,
Speaker 1: would much bigger. Well, speaking of things that are speaking
Speaker 1: of sufficient bigger, somebody that wants something bigger, that would
Speaker 1: be Lisa Lisa from Miami, saying that her salary is
Speaker 1: woefully insufficient to care for her kids. In this page
Speaker 1: sixth article, she's saying that her salary is not good enough,
Speaker 1: so now she wants the plastic surgeon to pay alimony.
Speaker 1: The reality star star filed new court documents in which
Speaker 1: she says her part time employment on the Peacock series
Speaker 1: is not enough to pay for her and her kids' lifestyles.
Speaker 1: Documents filed on October twenty twenty two, said she only
Speaker 1: earns thirty thousand an episode. Um Lenny has significant and
Speaker 1: substantial asset and earns millions of dollars a year as
Speaker 1: a successful plastic Lurgener's great lurg He's a lurgen um. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, guys, to break it down, thirty thousand episode
Speaker 1: will roughly be around five hundred fifty thousand dollars counting
Speaker 1: how many episodes she did. That's I get what she's saying.
Speaker 1: She's used to a certain lifestyle. And I don't know
Speaker 1: how the divorce laws are in Miami, but you know
Speaker 1: here it's like whatever you're accustomed to. So you've you've
Speaker 1: had a great lifestyle with your husband, he's got to
Speaker 1: make up the difference. So I mean it's yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's pretty much, unless you have a pre nup,
Speaker 1: it is fifty percent of anything that was earned during
Speaker 1: that time of your marriage. Yeah. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that her saying that thirty thousand dollars an episode a
Speaker 1: half a million dollars can support her and the kids,
Speaker 1: because there's people that make a lot less than that
Speaker 1: and have more kids than her. So I can imagine
Speaker 1: people listen, I snubby, I think she should get whatever
Speaker 1: it is that she's owed and deserved. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: I need her to chill a little bit on the filters.
Speaker 1: I love a filter. It's just it's an unrecognizable human
Speaker 1: being at the Well, here's the thing with filters. You're
Speaker 1: not fooling in anybody but yourself, because anybody can see
Speaker 1: the Hollywood five filters. Now we can Hollywood five, but
Speaker 1: then you gotta press five. If you do one to two,
Speaker 1: it's passible. You still have pores. Yeahstars, yes, just do
Speaker 1: just just put it on Instagram and do a slight
Speaker 1: swipe to the left. Yes, just and it doesn't gives
Speaker 1: you a nice little, you know, blur all of your body.
Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, and before y'all come for me,
Speaker 1: the filters called Paris, I'm not talking about Paris Hilton. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Calm your tits, Calm your tits, ladies. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: let's take a little break and come back and talk
Speaker 1: about Jersey. Oh I just didn't, So we are back
Speaker 1: to talk about Jersey. I just did an Instagram poll.
Speaker 1: Oh you did. What was about? It was do you
Speaker 1: like better Tamra Teddy? Right, yeah, everyone was like Cheddy Adams.
Speaker 1: That's her favorite as favorite twat. Oh we got presents,
Speaker 1: by the way, and Tarmer called me to brag that
Speaker 1: she was the favorite twat and then my notes, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't call to brag asshole. By the way, I
Speaker 1: love it that name asshole because ashole. This Marge called
Speaker 1: Danielle asshole and I love it. I just love that word. Um.
Speaker 1: By the way, I did not call to Bragg. Do
Speaker 1: you exaggerate? I read the note and I said to
Speaker 1: my favorite twat, and I, oh, maybe I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: told you that. And then she got the same present
Speaker 1: to my favorite twat. But Whitney, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for the present. That's so sweet of you, Dad. I
Speaker 1: love Whitney. But back to Jersey. It's what do you
Speaker 1: guys think is worse being called a rat or being
Speaker 1: called a bitch or being called garbage? So I could
Speaker 1: only fit two on the pole. You know what, I
Speaker 1: think they're all pretty bad. I don't think that i'd
Speaker 1: really want to be called in of them, but rat.
Speaker 1: You know, I get called tam rat once in a
Speaker 1: while on the GRAM. They've called me tam rat. So
Speaker 1: but you know what, I don't really care what other
Speaker 1: people's I pains are. They can go fuck themselves. But
Speaker 1: Danielle calls Rachel a rat. We're trying to screw her
Speaker 1: relationship up with Margaret. But Dave Quinn tweeted a picture
Speaker 1: of Danielle and said, no, that's called a housewife. It's
Speaker 1: not a rat. It's a housewife. So do your homework, Danielle.
Speaker 1: When you're repeating something to somebody that was set on camera,
Speaker 1: that's called doing your job, not called a rat. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of pissing off Danielle, do we think that Heather
Speaker 1: Gay got her ultimate Girls trip outfit confessional from Boogie
Speaker 1: Kids pop up? Which one? I know, I hate to
Speaker 1: make fun of fashion because I've had so many fashion
Speaker 1: faux pause, but you know that just wasn't a good look.
Speaker 1: Howther you've done some any great interview looks? And that
Speaker 1: that I have no words for it. I don't even
Speaker 1: know where you got it. And well we you know,
Speaker 1: I know, well we we We start the episode with
Speaker 1: all of these different things that pop up the clothing, um,
Speaker 1: then we get to get to the good part, which
Speaker 1: Edd Wessler talks about bone and Tony soprano. You know what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a shit I like to hear. This is
Speaker 1: what I like to hear. But something, can you just
Speaker 1: tell us who you bone, just tell us. I know
Speaker 1: I can't, can't live. So he is still like, No,
Speaker 1: that's also what I was gonna say. I won't even
Speaker 1: share who mine is because it's a it's somebody big
Speaker 1: and I don't feel it's appropriate. And I know you
Speaker 1: like press. This will get you a lot of press.
Speaker 1: I know it well, but I don't need that kind
Speaker 1: of press. And I don't put that on somebody else
Speaker 1: that I had a one night stand with. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like we dated. He was one time, one time. Was
Speaker 1: it worth the stick? Yeah? I mean it's good for
Speaker 1: her and just slide into my damn. But I actually
Speaker 1: didn't love that she shared who it was because he's
Speaker 1: passed away. My question is, do you think it's crossing
Speaker 1: the line to share somebody who has passed away that
Speaker 1: you've had sex with on a television show without the permission?
Speaker 1: I do well, I don't care. I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it, fine, but I want to
Speaker 1: I'm fine that I want proof. Send me a picture. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: jem Fessler talks about how she became a talent agent
Speaker 1: after college and had sex with James Gandelfini. She met
Speaker 1: him before Sopranos and said he was the one who
Speaker 1: got away even though he was never really there. That part,
Speaker 1: I think she's hilarious. She also said the one thing
Speaker 1: they did is he did put it in me. You
Speaker 1: know what good golf claps. I think that she is
Speaker 1: a good housewife. I think she's gonna be a housewife
Speaker 1: next year. Um, well compared to some others. Yes, I
Speaker 1: agree with that. Um. I do think that she is.
Speaker 1: She's We're going to see more and more of a
Speaker 1: less fun side to her as it continues on. But
Speaker 1: I like that. Um, but can we before we even
Speaker 1: get to Ireland, can we talk a little bit about
Speaker 1: what Bill is doing in the poolhouse? Is it porn?
Speaker 1: Is it secret only fans account? Is it waxing his
Speaker 1: chest hair? Oh? You think he's just jacking off? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Look, Oh my god, I'm I'm just we
Speaker 1: don't know Bill. I don't know Bill what he's doing
Speaker 1: in there. But he doesn't want that time taken away
Speaker 1: from him. But why did he need to pretend it
Speaker 1: was golf? And then Jane and called him out on it,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you don't golf. I just want to
Speaker 1: ground our kids but I thought that was an actual
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. If you have to force your
Speaker 1: man to spend time with you, or force your man
Speaker 1: to do something, or force your man to even come
Speaker 1: into the house and spend time with your kids, that's
Speaker 1: a problem. That's a red flag. But I think it's
Speaker 1: also delusional, not that you're delusional, but delusional to not
Speaker 1: think there are times in a relationship that ebb and
Speaker 1: flow where I'm like, Edwin, you're absolutely not working on Saturday.
Speaker 1: This is your priority as a father, as a husband,
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing, and he needs those boundaries.
Speaker 1: Or also be like, oh, I'll just work till noon
Speaker 1: and that will do that. That's a big difference than
Speaker 1: saying my husband is working all day then comes home
Speaker 1: and sits in the poolhouse all night. Well, because there's
Speaker 1: a difference. I'm not bossy, I'm a boss so he listens.
Speaker 1: But it's taken years to get to that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but your husband loves you and wants to be around
Speaker 1: you and wants to be around the kids as well.
Speaker 1: It's not I mean, I'm not saying that that Bill
Speaker 1: does not want to but the way he acted in
Speaker 1: that conversation kind of feels like want to. It seemed
Speaker 1: like he was stoned allegedly and that he was like,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I do feel like he's he's
Speaker 1: opening up more and he's having these conversations and he's
Speaker 1: doing these m You know, it's usually the packing scenes
Speaker 1: and things like that where they want the husbands to
Speaker 1: come in or somebody to come in. In this case,
Speaker 1: it was March's dog because she didn't have anybody to
Speaker 1: come in there at one point I think it was
Speaker 1: was it March that had the dog in there, even
Speaker 1: her dog shaded her. It cracked me up because I've
Speaker 1: had to do that before because there's been nobody in
Speaker 1: my house and they're like, okay, we're into a packing
Speaker 1: scene and there's nobody to call, and I'm like, come on, brogs,
Speaker 1: come in here. Do you want to pack with me? No?
Speaker 1: There's like one packing scene where me and Celeste words
Speaker 1: with me. She's like sitting on my lug and you
Speaker 1: were like zipping it up and it's like, why do
Speaker 1: you need to show this? Like this is um okay.
Speaker 1: But then we go to the castle. They go to Ireland,
Speaker 1: which I already feel like it is going to be
Speaker 1: problematic but I can I have a hot tip. Don't
Speaker 1: I tell anyone? Okay, Well, know who's haunting the castle,
Speaker 1: Howie Mandel Oh, Laura Laura. I have never seen them
Speaker 1: talk about somebody so much that's not on the show.
Speaker 1: This woman. I mean, I need to follow her on
Speaker 1: Instagram because I need to see if she's Oh. I checked,
Speaker 1: she follows me, Hi, Laura, just checking in. I didn't
Speaker 1: follow back, though, because you know I have respect for Marge. Well, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: But I mean, this woman's loving every ounce of it.
Speaker 1: I would imagine, um, but take it from someone who
Speaker 1: brought up a storyline that happened off camera, it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work, It doesn't work. That's why the hard way
Speaker 1: stop it. Yeah, that's why I don't like bringing up
Speaker 1: stuff that happened off camera. It's because it makes it
Speaker 1: very hard to make sense. Um. But then we get
Speaker 1: down and my favorite part is, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is at the lunch or the dinner or whatever.
Speaker 1: It all looks the same in the castle to me,
Speaker 1: where Jennifer just openly admits to leaking information to the
Speaker 1: coffee reader, I don't think that she. I know, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think she openly admitted. I think Teresa kind
Speaker 1: of ratted her out, didn't she. Well, I mean she
Speaker 1: kind of just laughed out. She's like why, I mean,
Speaker 1: we had to recap the night before. But that right
Speaker 1: there is why jan Aden is a good housewife because
Speaker 1: she didn't take herself so seriously when you really think
Speaker 1: about it, she has granted others outed her and then
Speaker 1: she had to talk about the affair. But she's talking
Speaker 1: about the affair, she's talking about the struggles in her
Speaker 1: life that are relatable housewife. She really gives. She makes
Speaker 1: fun of herself, like even at the moment she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't know could I have said that? Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, if you just openly admit it and
Speaker 1: say it, nobody can argue with you. With you, they
Speaker 1: can call you an asshole. But other than that, you
Speaker 1: know what it's done. Um. It gets a little bit
Speaker 1: more assholy as we go on, because then our gal
Speaker 1: Danielle h is pushing Jen Aiden to get the information.
Speaker 1: Jen says she's not gonna say it, but then of
Speaker 1: course says, it doesn't say you're talking about the making
Speaker 1: out the Melissa, but this whole thing where Laura told
Speaker 1: Jennifer and Margaret told her that a guy that works
Speaker 1: at local Costco sold a hot dog to a guy
Speaker 1: who knew a guy who opened the door. Right. I'm like, stop,
Speaker 1: it's too much. If you don't have the photo evidence
Speaker 1: of this makeout, I don't want to hear it, or
Speaker 1: at least a text exchange between or someone that looks
Speaker 1: like when you have a text exchange that says it all.
Speaker 1: But Jennifer says she doesn't want to be a hypocrite,
Speaker 1: are revealing this because it happened to her family, but
Speaker 1: then goes ahead and reveals it, like Danielle say, housewife,
Speaker 1: you know why does Danielle believe this? Right away? Danyelle's
Speaker 1: realizing she's been jacking up her whole first season of Housewives,
Speaker 1: and and I better get myself involved. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: Teresa obviously believes the rumor. We know why. I mean,
Speaker 1: she just wants to find anything negative she can't about Melissa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it just continues on about like one I love.
Speaker 1: But Jennifer tells Danielle not to say anything, but deep down,
Speaker 1: you know she's gonna say something. She's like, she just
Speaker 1: can't wait she's making the perfect mode. She's like releasing
Speaker 1: her little baby dove into the housewives world, like let
Speaker 1: this fall on you, my friend. When she says that,
Speaker 1: I anticipate like fireworks going off. Oh did I say
Speaker 1: that out loud? Well? Then they go to dinner and
Speaker 1: one I need some specific What is the word specific speciifity? No,
Speaker 1: damn it? Oh? Oh wait, say to specific but no,
Speaker 1: the words specify specisifity. Yes, what the hell does that mean?
Speaker 1: I need you to be specific when you say where?
Speaker 1: Why do you have to say specificity? Well because I
Speaker 1: like to struggle. Um, you don't like to sound stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we don't even know what that. Oh you don't
Speaker 1: even know how to say it? Well, you know what sometimes,
Speaker 1: so you're not any better. I know if we should
Speaker 1: learn a big word once a week, and you know what?
Speaker 1: I used one today? So I said juxtaposition. But either way,
Speaker 1: when doing an event and somebody says, where are green?
Speaker 1: I need more specifics. I want to know what color green.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the army green. I didn't. I felt
Speaker 1: like some people half asked it. You can't wear dinnim
Speaker 1: no top? No, who had on the bright green? Like
Speaker 1: the like the like Marge irish green Marge. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the green we need to see. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see any other greens. And if you're gonna try
Speaker 1: to pull off a half asked green, was an army
Speaker 1: shirt or whatever? That? Yeah? No, okay. So one thing
Speaker 1: you don't like is when housewives repurpose a saying on
Speaker 1: different franchises. Did you catch the one on this episode?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I did. Somebody stole Shannon's line?
Speaker 1: Would they say, well, I didn't. I don't want you
Speaker 1: when a count Okay, Top of the Morning, you said it, Melissa, No, Melissa,
Speaker 1: Top of the Morning, and that's where Shannon, that's where
Speaker 1: we started saying it. It was so funny when we
Speaker 1: were in Ireland once. Shannon was going, there's three of
Speaker 1: us in like this little store and we're like Top
Speaker 1: of the Morning, and we're like with the accent. And
Speaker 1: then there was some locals there, these dumb Americans. They
Speaker 1: were making they were making fun of us. Show me
Speaker 1: the lie if we look at them and we go
Speaker 1: Tap of the Morning too. Yeah. Well, I learned a
Speaker 1: new word. Um speaking of big brains. Limerick and I
Speaker 1: wrote a couple for us. Okay, I wrote one for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: There once was a girl from OC who also is
Speaker 1: one of the teas. She's on the pod, you know,
Speaker 1: and with her orange and toe. She's soon to be
Speaker 1: back on TV. Oh I love that. Thanks, thanks, I
Speaker 1: did good. Minimal help. I love that. NI will help
Speaker 1: my ass? Did you did you write one for you? Two?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was hoping you could pull one out
Speaker 1: of the hat. Out of my ass you mean, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not happening. But what is a girl named Teddy? Lots
Speaker 1: of people say, go to Betty? She went back. She
Speaker 1: wants back on TV, and some people say, no, way, no,
Speaker 1: I see I can't. No, okay, but here's our Jersey
Speaker 1: one ready we could read it together. They're once a
Speaker 1: New Jersey cast with a feud they couldn't get past,
Speaker 1: and with the same storyline for a year plus nine.
Speaker 1: This season could be someone's last. That gave me chills.
Speaker 1: Wait did you did? Did you make that up? Or
Speaker 1: was that one of them? They said, no, you made
Speaker 1: that up? I made that one. Oh I can't. Maybe
Speaker 1: Teresa made that one up about Melissa. No, they were so,
Speaker 1: but who was it? Jin Aiden said something funny like well,
Speaker 1: of course so and so is not the funny one
Speaker 1: in this group, And actually that made me. Jen Aiden
Speaker 1: said a couple like Zingers and her confessional this episode
Speaker 1: that I audibly laughed out lost She's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out if it was the gummy, but
Speaker 1: I was like, this, I am living my best life
Speaker 1: at the end of this episode watching Teresa not take
Speaker 1: any accountability and then watching Melissa try to do the
Speaker 1: right thing because it's Melissa's day, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this never works. It can never be anybody's day on Housewives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's your day to get fucked no matter what. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about Melissa's face when they start talking about the
Speaker 1: wedding and the bride'smaids and she just sits there and
Speaker 1: she keeps it together. I you know what I would
Speaker 1: like to see. I would like to see Melissa be
Speaker 1: more vocal about this. And I think where the reason
Speaker 1: she's not is because their family, and I think she
Speaker 1: really does want to fix things, and if she says
Speaker 1: one thing sideways, Teresa's going to take to a whole
Speaker 1: nother level. I think she knows that when push comes
Speaker 1: to schov like yeah, Joe and Teresa need to try
Speaker 1: to maintain some sort of thing. Yeah, because if not,
Speaker 1: I feel like Melissa could come with some better singers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just feel like Melissa's the middle person between Joe
Speaker 1: and Teresa. Yeah, and she's it's a tough job to have.
Speaker 1: But how about when Jennifer chimes in and says Melissa
Speaker 1: was invited through obligation. I know, but then Teresa Teresa
Speaker 1: even realized that was the wrong thing to say. She
Speaker 1: was like, please don't chime in here. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: shit it let me talk like you're not helping me here.
Speaker 1: But the fan thoughts, this is my favorite fan thoughts.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Ireland. Yeah, I love Ireland. I
Speaker 1: want to go back. The next one is why does
Speaker 1: Teresa never take accountability for anything? Oh? Next one, I
Speaker 1: started out liking Danielle and now I'm changing my mind.
Speaker 1: And wait, I have a question. This is in the
Speaker 1: in the rundown. Why did Danyelle not fly in first class?
Speaker 1: These are my two thoughts. One, so they always give
Speaker 1: you an option, right, you can either fly by yourself
Speaker 1: in business or you can fly two and coach. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's where if you go to watch what happens, Watch
Speaker 1: what happens? Like, Yeah, not on a trip? Did she
Speaker 1: bring somebody? My guess is she brought glam. She you
Speaker 1: could tell Marge glambed herself. She was back to like
Speaker 1: her old hair, like she was glad. She was glamed herself.
Speaker 1: But Danielle had like major glam, like her hair was
Speaker 1: really done. So you had the scarf. There's no way
Speaker 1: I could do my hair like that. By the way,
Speaker 1: they do not like when you bring clam. I don't
Speaker 1: like when people bring glam. I think it ruins a trip.
Speaker 1: I think it changes the dynamic. You don't I have
Speaker 1: somebody else to vent to in your room? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: liked Um No, I'm getting confused with this ultimate girlstrip?
Speaker 1: Or was this in Ireland where they wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning and they're all just no makeup pajams? That
Speaker 1: was girls trip And I really like that, Like that
Speaker 1: just makes it more relatable. Um was was this in
Speaker 1: my dream? Where did this happen on the show? Did
Speaker 1: they say that so? And somebody was the nicest and
Speaker 1: somebody said it wasn't Dolores like Dolores. To me, the
Speaker 1: nicest person on Jersey is Dolores. Are we Am I
Speaker 1: accurate here? Maybe this just happened on the group chat
Speaker 1: and not in the show. Is say that again? Who
Speaker 1: do you think the nicest and the biggest heart on
Speaker 1: in my opinion? Oh? Doris for sure? For sure. Somebody
Speaker 1: was disagreeing with us. Oh they were saying it was Marge. Um,
Speaker 1: I wear Dolores. I think Marge is lovely. I think
Speaker 1: she's sweet and nice, but she's also sweet and nice.
Speaker 1: She's sweet, she is, I mean is to me. She's
Speaker 1: sweet and nice friends, But on the show she's got singers,
Speaker 1: and I feel like Dolores is that just overall sweet,
Speaker 1: nice kind? I also think Melissa's too very very sweet
Speaker 1: on the shadow. I think with everything that is coming
Speaker 1: her way, I would be slicing bitches left and right. No,
Speaker 1: I think she just got a touch of passive aggressive spies.
Speaker 1: You think so touch a passive agressive spies. I think
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think the fact that Dolores can
Speaker 1: still maintain that kind of relationship with the next husband
Speaker 1: and do all the things that she's done shows that
Speaker 1: she is able to forgive. Oh final question before we
Speaker 1: take our break and talk about Girl's trip. Yes, what
Speaker 1: is the difference between because I think Danielle goes, did
Speaker 1: you forgive or I may have forgiven, but I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: I don't really understand. It's like one of those sayings
Speaker 1: that people say forever, like crying out loud. What does
Speaker 1: that really mean? Well, crying out loud just means crying loudly. No,
Speaker 1: it's when somebody does something stupid. You're like crying out
Speaker 1: loud and it's like that doesn't even fit it, but
Speaker 1: you're crying. But no, it's just like one of those
Speaker 1: things I forgive but I don't forget, is what it is? Right,
Speaker 1: I forgot, Yeah, but just me like if you're gonna
Speaker 1: remember it, Yeah, you haven't really forgotten, not forgiving. You're
Speaker 1: not forgetting whatever you're not doing either. You're full of shit.
Speaker 1: You're crying out loud. We're crying out loud. I don't
Speaker 1: believe you. Yes, all right, let's take a little break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about Girls Trip when
Speaker 1: you're so much to talk about. Okay, so we are
Speaker 1: back to talk about Girls Trip. I struggled a little
Speaker 1: watching this episode. You did which part? Where do we start? Well?
Speaker 1: It started with PEPSI crying behind the bar, and I
Speaker 1: felt really sad for the PEPs. When does he get
Speaker 1: any time off? Like he does all the jobs, he
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to have any like attendance. He's a great houseboy,
Speaker 1: he really is, but he just did not understand the assignment.
Speaker 1: He definitely doesn't understand housewives at all, because he's like,
Speaker 1: you guys yelling each other and then everything's just fine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's called housewives. Yeah, but him crying
Speaker 1: and sad, it made me sad. But he was good.
Speaker 1: He's one of the like the comedic reliefs up. I
Speaker 1: don't know the one of the comedic parts of the show,
Speaker 1: but let's kind of break it down. It starts with
Speaker 1: poor She tells Leah she is not her vibe or
Speaker 1: type of change Whitney said, which I thought it was
Speaker 1: kind of they were being assholes to each other collectively
Speaker 1: at the beginning, but then Whitney kind of spelled it
Speaker 1: out blatantly to Leah like, you know what, I'm just
Speaker 1: bitching all the time. Yeah, Like, and then they showed
Speaker 1: all the time she was complaining she has been, and
Speaker 1: you know what, it really made me go, oh good,
Speaker 1: now I know why everybody's complaining about Leah because I
Speaker 1: like Leah. I know Leah, and everybody's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's insufferable. She's this she's at and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: kind of like her. But now doing the flashbacks, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. But here's the thing
Speaker 1: I remember, like not drinking on Housewives, and I had
Speaker 1: to hold back the amount of times I wanted to
Speaker 1: complain or bury your head like it. Those hours are
Speaker 1: endless and yeah, like it's got to be hard. But
Speaker 1: she's so hyped up on energy drinks that when Porsha
Speaker 1: said or one of them said, I who said it?
Speaker 1: The thing about the cigarette when she's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: go have one of your cigarettes? Yeah, I mean she
Speaker 1: was very vocal about it, just like you know by
Speaker 1: Leah Leah Bye, Porscha bye bye. Was that a take
Speaker 1: on like the Sutton and Diana thing? I like, when
Speaker 1: you keep repeating this when they keep to each other.
Speaker 1: But then all flashbacks didn't do Porsche any favors either,
Speaker 1: and Giselle, oh my god, she had to start the drama.
Speaker 1: Everything was good, everything like we just needed that moment
Speaker 1: of everybody getting along. I would like to see them
Speaker 1: do some things that they were having fun together and
Speaker 1: I felt like it was starting, and then Giselle had
Speaker 1: to just start it off. She start the drama. She
Speaker 1: had to start the drama. But before we even talk
Speaker 1: about it, I need not see any housewives wearing sunglasses
Speaker 1: at night at dinner tables and well, Porsche said that
Speaker 1: she her skin had flared up or something, but I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Maybe her eyes were swollen. So she and
Speaker 1: then Whitney as well. Whitney was taking them on and off.
Speaker 1: But then you noticed later that Whitney was crying, which
Speaker 1: is reason one on one why you cannot wear dark
Speaker 1: shaded sunglasses because then we can't see your eyes and
Speaker 1: we don't know what mental breakdown you're having under need them. True. Um,
Speaker 1: but my one of my favorite confessionals was our girl Candice. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just thought of a limerick. What limerick? Is that?
Speaker 1: What it's called? Yeah? What? There once was a girl
Speaker 1: named Teddy who was always the first to be ready.
Speaker 1: She hates when you're late and starts doggy gate. Let's
Speaker 1: get back on the show, Alretty, Let's get her back
Speaker 1: on the show. Alretty, what do you think? I feel
Speaker 1: like it's pretty good. I was working on I was
Speaker 1: literally working on that. I noticed you weren't playing well
Speaker 1: because I was writing things down. Sorry, I don't like
Speaker 1: it when I'm not prepared and you already had one
Speaker 1: and I didn't. Well, I thought, that's a little baseball shit,
Speaker 1: you know what. That's who I am. But this, you know,
Speaker 1: unlike this group being up horsh's ass. You got to
Speaker 1: find your own limericks. Yeah. Oh, you know how we
Speaker 1: like to hang out with housewives because we get to
Speaker 1: know them and we can bring them on the pod. Yes, Saturday,
Speaker 1: I will be around six Atlanta housewives in LA So
Speaker 1: if you would like to meet us out, I would
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I am not available next Saturday. And Duck
Speaker 1: next Saturday. I'm into Mecula. Oh that sounds like fun too.
Speaker 1: Can I will be at a hotel. No, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be at a hotel. I'm doing, Um what something you've
Speaker 1: already done is a celebrity family. Oh yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be so good. No, not, yes you are, because no,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's good for people like you and me
Speaker 1: because it's not big words, it's obvious things Like one
Speaker 1: of the things they asked us was something along the
Speaker 1: lines of like if you're if you're mad at your husband,
Speaker 1: what would you throw at him? And the people that
Speaker 1: are like too literal and big picture thinkers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know, and I was like a brit Oh, I
Speaker 1: was saying a brush, I don't know, Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I forget exactly what it was,
Speaker 1: but it's it's like obvious second nature. I mean, my
Speaker 1: biggest at your husband. I'm super excited about it. Um.
Speaker 1: I've done two of Steve Harvey's shows before. He's a
Speaker 1: lot of fun and um, I already reached out to
Speaker 1: Charay about hanging out, so I love, I see if
Speaker 1: you wanted to come hang out with us. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you'll be in to maccaela. All right, Well you do
Speaker 1: the Lord's work and get them all on the pod. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then we get to they're all kind of they're
Speaker 1: arguing a little bit. Oh oh my godd. I was
Speaker 1: just about to say that, how are you I when
Speaker 1: she said that Heather's balls finally dropped, But I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I thought one ball dropped. I thought Heather
Speaker 1: could have brought it a little bit stronger because she
Speaker 1: was aggressive in that car ride, she was aggressive in
Speaker 1: that bus yeah, but then on the table she just
Speaker 1: was like, but do you know people like that They
Speaker 1: say a lot of things behind their back or in
Speaker 1: the interview chair, but when it comes face to face,
Speaker 1: they don't say things. Now we had I used to
Speaker 1: complain about that with Emily on the show. She's not
Speaker 1: like that anymore because she's been on the show long
Speaker 1: enough now she understands, but doesn't really confront people in person,
Speaker 1: which is not an easy thing to do. But we'll
Speaker 1: do it with other people and we'll do it, you know,
Speaker 1: interview chair and all that. But I'm like, you you
Speaker 1: need to back your shit up. Yeah you're gonna say
Speaker 1: it behind, you know, on camera, say it to their face.
Speaker 1: One thing that I did understand and I liked about
Speaker 1: Heather in this episode was she starts to say, like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that when you first when
Speaker 1: I first arrived, I'm a pick me like me, And
Speaker 1: Giselle starts to kind of dismiss her and say like, well,
Speaker 1: why would you want to be like that? And you
Speaker 1: can see where Giselle puts her own like shell up,
Speaker 1: her guard up, and Heather goes because I'm being vulnerable Giselle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's who I am. Yeah, And then you could actually,
Speaker 1: for the first time see Giselle. It's the first time
Speaker 1: I've seen her look at like her own self and go,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Sorry, I'm not used to vulnerability like yeah,
Speaker 1: that because people, that is the truth. They're they're all
Speaker 1: different types of people. Not everybody doesn't give any fucks.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not reality. I have a question, pretty
Speaker 1: do you think that Candice is allowed us in the group?
Speaker 1: Somebody said I think it Maybe it was Porscha that
Speaker 1: said that Candice is the loudest in the group. No,
Speaker 1: I think it was Marasov. She said she enjoys her
Speaker 1: one on one conversations with Candice, but when they're in
Speaker 1: a group setting, she thinks Cannas is the loudest. I
Speaker 1: think Candice is one of the loudest. But I if
Speaker 1: I here's the only thing. I think Candice is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I think she has a beautiful singing voice, all the
Speaker 1: things I do wish at that moment she would have
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, So I'm just I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's alludest. I don't know. I don't really who would
Speaker 1: be louder when she actually gets mad? Who's louder? She's
Speaker 1: loud when she's mad. But I think it everyday conversations.
Speaker 1: I think Porsche's pretty vocal. Yes, No, I think I
Speaker 1: mean Porsche even coming in and saying sorry, I'm late,
Speaker 1: and they said Alexia hasn't gotten here, and she's like,
Speaker 1: who's Alexia? Yeah, it's a shady, But Candas is claiming
Speaker 1: that the group is up Porsche's ass, and I loved
Speaker 1: when when Porsche said, oh, there's a lot of room
Speaker 1: of my ass. I mean the group kind of is
Speaker 1: up Porsche's ass. Do you think to girls are jealous
Speaker 1: of Candice? Do you think that's why they're so hard
Speaker 1: on her? No? I think that the girls, Um, I
Speaker 1: think there is like a little bit of a like
Speaker 1: these are the cool girls, and Cannas is who's hanging
Speaker 1: with Leah, and Leah is not in vibing with the
Speaker 1: others yea, and so now Cannas is going to get
Speaker 1: pushed out. And one thing that keeps being talked about
Speaker 1: is Marisol saying Leah would be more fun with the drink.
Speaker 1: I would like to see what Marisol's like when she's
Speaker 1: not drinking, right. Yeah. Well, if somebody said to me,
Speaker 1: I'd be happier if you didn't have an OCD, I'd
Speaker 1: be like me too. Yeah, you know how much Do
Speaker 1: you know how much easier in my life would be
Speaker 1: without seven freaking thousand lists everywhere and having to check
Speaker 1: it eighty two times and micromanage everyone, It would be
Speaker 1: a lot easier. Yeah, everyone happier on everybody, including my
Speaker 1: cost um. No, you're good? Was that a complimentary pack? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just telling me already. Oh yeah, but Heather does. We
Speaker 1: were talking about her earlier. She is kind of a
Speaker 1: little too faced. She flip flops back and forth, and
Speaker 1: she's kind of one of those that is And I
Speaker 1: used to be guilty of this friends with the one
Speaker 1: you're with, like you wasn't want to keep thinking, you
Speaker 1: don't want to fight with anybody, so you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you, love you, And then you go to
Speaker 1: somebody else and you're like, oh that Teddy's your l asshole.
Speaker 1: You're like yeah, and then you're like, but I love you.
Speaker 1: You go to this wedding. Like when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I was like that, but now I just ignore. I
Speaker 1: would prefer to just igno or the person that I
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't need to do any small I
Speaker 1: don't need any nice talk. Yeah yeah, compartmentalize the situation
Speaker 1: if I don't need to fight about it. Now, what
Speaker 1: do you think about Heather and Whitney's hug. They get emotional,
Speaker 1: they say they're sorry. They jumped in the pool with
Speaker 1: their microphones on, which is like, oh, that's an expensive thing.
Speaker 1: I need you. I need you to see in real time.
Speaker 1: How long I can stand a hug me? Who are you?
Speaker 1: Two taps? Yep? Done? Get back up, back the fuck
Speaker 1: off back. Yes, I don't care. I've related. I love you.
Speaker 1: You're my best friend. I'm married to you. Do not
Speaker 1: give me a long brace and hug. I will make
Speaker 1: out with you. I will do eddies. Don't hug me.
Speaker 1: Don't hug me tight in the rain, crying on me
Speaker 1: with your nighttime sunglasses. I don't want any of it.
Speaker 1: Eddie's a long hugger. I notice he's just kidding. No,
Speaker 1: he is to everybody. Everybody comes in. He's a hugger
Speaker 1: that he's very touchy feely eyes girls, whatever, cousins, uncle's hug, hug, hug,
Speaker 1: and I'm like this, he'll hug me. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want it, and I feel like, you know what
Speaker 1: else I don't like. I don't like the hand on
Speaker 1: my shoulder. Oh, I don't like a hand on the
Speaker 1: back of my arm right here, Well that's where my
Speaker 1: fat is, so I don't Yeah, you know, you get
Speaker 1: that fat side hug. How's it going? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: um yeah yeah yeah. But I mean I felt like
Speaker 1: it was, you know, a little fake that whole It
Speaker 1: made me want to the infinity point. Well here I
Speaker 1: was right. So this trip was filmed three months prior
Speaker 1: prior to brobo con and six months prior to the reunion,
Speaker 1: so obviously the breakthrough, recon reconciliation, reconciliation, reconciliation. It didn't last.
Speaker 1: It didn't last. It was, you know, it was for
Speaker 1: the moment. They probably had a few too many. They
Speaker 1: were tipsy. I love you, I love you, Teddy, I
Speaker 1: love you so much. I'm gonna let's jump in the pool.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm like they and then Marisol making such
Speaker 1: a big deal about the microphones. I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. And also Marisol, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about this, but I have dropped my mic into the
Speaker 1: toilet so many times and peeted on it accident. But
Speaker 1: you can't dry him out, you have they're done. Nobody
Speaker 1: ever got mad at me for it. They get mad
Speaker 1: now so I've done that too, where there it's on
Speaker 1: the back of the pay it to you and then
Speaker 1: you pee and then it falls out. Yeah, but nobody
Speaker 1: ever was like, Teddy, oh, dare you go pee? I know,
Speaker 1: I know I did that early on and then so
Speaker 1: maybe you just have a history of jumping in the
Speaker 1: water with your mic on and I don't. I haven't
Speaker 1: in a long time, but I have made that mister,
Speaker 1: Please flash back to the many times that Tarma has
Speaker 1: dropped well. By the way, there was a flashback of oh,
Speaker 1: the bathtub scene. I went into the bathroom this morning
Speaker 1: after I watched the show, and I said, Eddie, we
Speaker 1: made it onto the Ultimate Girls Trip. He goes, which one?
Speaker 1: I looked at my go the one that's airing, And
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, what'd we do? I'm like, it was
Speaker 1: our bathtub scene. I have to say it was less
Speaker 1: cringey than the than the painting or Teresa's It's iconic
Speaker 1: stadd I didn't know. Yeah, iconic. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: Teresa did a bathtub scene. I didn't either, and I
Speaker 1: didn't need to see it. Well, I no, never gonna
Speaker 1: do it was fine without ever having to. I actually
Speaker 1: did a photo shoot at my house for our new
Speaker 1: Happy Place beverage with Vena. So it's a THHC seltzer
Speaker 1: for the non alcoholic and one of the There was
Speaker 1: a whole list of things that I had to do,
Speaker 1: and one of them was getting the bathtub and be relaxing.
Speaker 1: I said, nope, not doing it. You got in a
Speaker 1: bathtub with me once, Tam, I know I did, but
Speaker 1: there was no water in it. We had clothes on.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, no, I've had enough of bathtub scenes.
Speaker 1: You don't need. I'll be laying in bed for this one, relaxing,
Speaker 1: all right. Well, then we get through. I don't even
Speaker 1: this to me is not even I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: not super interesting to me. But Leah runs to her
Speaker 1: room to throw up, but then nothing comes out. I
Speaker 1: was listening for liquid to hit the thing me too.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. Did it come out the second time?
Speaker 1: Didn't hear it, didn't hear a splash, But I do
Speaker 1: think she's not feeling well, and I think that it's
Speaker 1: best that she does. You could tell she's very anxious
Speaker 1: or whatever's going on with her. She needed medical assistance.
Speaker 1: And none of the other girls checked on her other
Speaker 1: than Candice. No one well because no one likes her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but it did kind of shore that Candae
Speaker 1: is a good person or Candae candas did say she was.
Speaker 1: I would even check on somebody I didn't like. I
Speaker 1: would if they weren't feeling well. But I think those
Speaker 1: girls are like, oh my god, here she goes getting
Speaker 1: out of another You know, day, did you check on
Speaker 1: Shannon when she got gonged in the head? I took
Speaker 1: her to the hospital. Oh did you always take her
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Um, well, here's the thing. I didn't
Speaker 1: think anything was wrong with her, but I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I will tell you that my X was
Speaker 1: driving a truck. This is Ryan's father, and he went
Speaker 1: over a bump and hit his head on the top
Speaker 1: of the truck and m I. He came on from
Speaker 1: work and I'm like, you're fine, you just hit your head,
Speaker 1: No big deal. He literally hit something and spinal fluid
Speaker 1: was leaking. Did you tell Shannon the story I did.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm like, I just want to say, like,
Speaker 1: you're probably fine. But my ex hit his head and
Speaker 1: it was like and it was the top. You don't
Speaker 1: hit somebody on the top of the head. So and
Speaker 1: then spinal fluid was like and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he was having severe he was hospitalized. So so I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe you should go to the the hospital. So we went
Speaker 1: to the hospital, but nothing's wrong. Well, then they went
Speaker 1: to the temple and all the ladies picked numbers, and
Speaker 1: Pepsi tells Giselle the number she picked mean she's going
Speaker 1: to find a boyfriend her husband who is broke. And
Speaker 1: then he tells Poorsha she's going to have a problem,
Speaker 1: a lesbian problem with a lesbian. Is that what he
Speaker 1: said exactly exactly, And then they were like, we unsubscribed,
Speaker 1: We're done. Giselle says she's not gonna be with anybody broke.
Speaker 1: And then I started wanting to google, um, what her
Speaker 1: boyfriend's net worth is? What our exit And then I
Speaker 1: was like, stopped, Teddy, don't actually, first of all, you
Speaker 1: understand okay, first of all, you do understand when you
Speaker 1: google somebody's net worth, it's not correct. Let me see
Speaker 1: what you're assist Oh mine? Oh can you ask what
Speaker 1: our net worth? To ask Altsa, Alexa, what is Tamera
Speaker 1: Judge's net worth? Tamera Judge is worth and estimated three
Speaker 1: million US dollars her annual base salaries to twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand US dollars. I'm worth three million dollars, it says
Speaker 1: in my annual salary I'm assuming they're taking this from
Speaker 1: the show, is three hundred and fifty thousand a year,
Speaker 1: which is that was my season five or no, my
Speaker 1: season four salary that was put in my legal docs
Speaker 1: for when I got divorced from Simon. So to this
Speaker 1: day you will google it and it will say I
Speaker 1: make three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year. What
Speaker 1: does it say about me? Alexa? What is Teddy Mellencamp's
Speaker 1: salary now network? Oh, Teddy Mellencamp's annual salary is over
Speaker 1: one point five million dollars one point five million dollars
Speaker 1: a year? You make, Alexa? What is Teddy Mellencamp's net worth?
Speaker 1: From Wealthy Persons dot Com. As of office twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: Teddy Mellencamp's total network is estimated to be around fifteen
Speaker 1: million dollars. Fifteen million. Yeah, I mean they're so wrong.
Speaker 1: I get it. Back in the day, it would be
Speaker 1: I would be the broke housewife. But then you'd have
Speaker 1: somebody that's living in a casita saying they make three
Speaker 1: million a year. Listen, I my life to be off
Speaker 1: wealthy Persons dot Com and that to be accurate. So
Speaker 1: you can't believe those things because they are ridiculous. Fine, um, No,
Speaker 1: want to know what's more ridiculous is um seeing Whitney
Speaker 1: eating mashed potatoes and KFC in the pool and volume
Speaker 1: say hido, oh my god. My favorite parts of the episode.
Speaker 1: How about when they're doing their confessionals as a group
Speaker 1: and Heather is giving zero shits the towel's falling off
Speaker 1: of her boobs hanging out well Leah. At this point,
Speaker 1: Leah hadn't gone to the hospital yet, and they both
Speaker 1: fully had their nipples. They were freeing the nipple. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then but Heather made me laugh because she said
Speaker 1: that she had um a a number two pencil a
Speaker 1: raise nipple. And I gotta tell you that that's kind
Speaker 1: of how mine used to look before I got my
Speaker 1: boobs done. You had long nipples. I have like national geographics,
Speaker 1: and now, thanks to Natrell hooking a girl up eight
Speaker 1: years ago, they did. I had my nipples maybe, and
Speaker 1: then my little nipples are so adorable now I had.
Speaker 1: But Um, my question here is, do we believe that
Speaker 1: Heather doesn't like a big deck because Porsche did not hoors?
Speaker 1: She said she, I've never seen a big dick I
Speaker 1: didn't like. I actually have you have? I like a
Speaker 1: certain dimension, I like certain There's certain things that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want. I don't need. I feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Even my body cavity isn't long enough for some situations,
Speaker 1: and I don't right, I don't need anybody's smacking my bladder.
Speaker 1: It's already fallen out of me right now, but you're
Speaker 1: already almost fell Um do you here's the question. Do
Speaker 1: you think Whitney was seriously considering quitting the show the
Speaker 1: same day Justin lost his job? Absolutely? Not No. And
Speaker 1: what she do you think she was saying that because
Speaker 1: he lost his job because of the show, or because
Speaker 1: she was over the show. I think she was saying it, um,
Speaker 1: because she didn't she put his his happiness and his
Speaker 1: worth above her own but then he leaned back because
Speaker 1: at the end she was giving herself the compliment of like,
Speaker 1: I can support our family, which congratulations, that's amazing, and
Speaker 1: you should you shouldn't quote your job, but also then
Speaker 1: that I don't know, there's too many there's too much
Speaker 1: being brought up again because then the stripper pole comes
Speaker 1: out again, there's more sexualized stuff, and Marisol doesn't let
Speaker 1: it go. She's like or Alexia actually says that this time,
Speaker 1: she's like, what do you think her kids sing of
Speaker 1: her doing this? And then that's something that I never
Speaker 1: really had to think about because weirdly, I'm not like
Speaker 1: an oversexualized person I have. Weirdly, nobody's oversexualized meek they haven't.
Speaker 1: But no, but I thought that, um, it was just
Speaker 1: like brave of her to even bring up the fact
Speaker 1: that he lost his job and she was there. I
Speaker 1: mean that third they told us that on the show though, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but to sit there and talk about it.
Speaker 1: So my question is does he have a new job?
Speaker 1: I would imagine, But Porsche ordered KFC for the third
Speaker 1: time in a week. I think that one came just
Speaker 1: on the house to producer. Didn't Oh, they just know
Speaker 1: that she like they like it, But I'm like that
Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot of prid one week girls, Okay,
Speaker 1: our final questions was our final fan thost because I
Speaker 1: know we're just getting to our hour. Um. The fan
Speaker 1: thoughts are Whitney saying Leah is in a constant state
Speaker 1: of irritation. It's actually it's kind of spot on date
Speaker 1: of irritation. Let me but I'm wondering if we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out? And is next week the final episode? I think?
Speaker 1: So what is wrong with her? Like? Does she have
Speaker 1: food poisoning? Is she out? I know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: You're never gonna know. She just feeling like how Vickie
Speaker 1: felt on your season A Girl's trap. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I feel like this last two episodes, she hasn't
Speaker 1: really been in it. Something's always been wrong. She's on
Speaker 1: her period, she's got diarrhea, she's fainting, now, she's getting IVS,
Speaker 1: she's in the hospital. It's like, it's it's a lot,
Speaker 1: and I wanted a lot. Yeah, But what I did
Speaker 1: like is Whitney and Cannas smoking a blunt in the
Speaker 1: confessional room. I thought that was quite funny. They were
Speaker 1: being very silly that was gone, and so then those
Speaker 1: then it gave Candae time to come up and show
Speaker 1: her her other side, which I liked. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it went from there to Whitney going on the pool
Speaker 1: with her KFC and possibly a drink I can't remember
Speaker 1: in falling in and that was it, and that was
Speaker 1: a rap. One more episode left of the Ultimate Girls Trip.
Speaker 1: Who knows when a season four is coming out. There
Speaker 1: is talk that oh, Queens of Bravo are parted reported
Speaker 1: that there is talk that the next one has already
Speaker 1: been cast and it's going to be the legacy show,
Speaker 1: the girls that were supposed to a legacy show, and
Speaker 1: they're saying, who are they saying that's in it? Allegedly
Speaker 1: Queens of Bravo is reporting, and they seem to be
Speaker 1: pretty accurate. Yeah, we don't know. This is not something
Speaker 1: that is coming out and saying, but this is it's
Speaker 1: a tweet right here. Um. It says Bravo is planning
Speaker 1: on reviving Real Housewives of New York legacy, but as
Speaker 1: Real Housewives Girls Trips style show, which would include Lui
Speaker 1: at Sonya, Kelly, Ben, Simone, Derenda, and Ramona. I hope
Speaker 1: Ramona is on that, Um, but where my question is,
Speaker 1: where's Jill, your bestie? Jill's there? Wait wait fuck hold on.
Speaker 1: My daughter just texts me. We're having a shelter in place,
Speaker 1: not a drill. Not a drill. We're being what class? No? What?
Speaker 1: Hold on? What what? We're being locked in the class.
Speaker 1: The lights are off. I gotta go, I gotta go by,
Speaker 1: I got let us know what we can do. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let me know tomp Oh my gosh, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to close out that episode.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's really scary. Um. Let's hope that everything
Speaker 1: is okay with Tammer's daughter in their school and this
Speaker 1: is that's so frightening that this continues to happen in
Speaker 1: our country. I'm not going to get into politics here,
Speaker 1: but let's just hope that everything is okay and we
Speaker 1: will keep you posted as soon as we know updates
Speaker 1: UM with Tamra already. Bye, guys. H