Speaker 1: Ring ring ring ring, May I please speak with Zoe?
Speaker 2: Oh, hello, Lamar, let's patch in, Hannah.
Speaker 3: God, I forgot what it was like working with you guys, Hannah, Hey,
Speaker 3: just you and me?
Speaker 1: Is this is this what people talk about when they
Speaker 1: say it's when they say Winston and CC mess around.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's mess around. Let's talk about an episode that
Speaker 4: we're barely in but is one of my absolute favorites
Speaker 4: all the season two. It's a mess around. Well, one
Speaker 4: of the storylines. I'll just say that there is a
Speaker 4: storyline in here that is one of my favorites. But yes,
Speaker 4: let's jump all right in you and me. Yes, this
Speaker 4: is very excited. Yes, they want to know in real
Speaker 4: life if we do the mess around, and we do,
Speaker 4: and you're about to see it in our real friendship.
Speaker 4: So we're doing episode two oh two, which is Katie.
Speaker 4: It has got three storylines. It's got the very funny
Speaker 4: old Nick time traveler storyline, which, by the way, the
Speaker 4: reason why that felt so funny to me, like specifically
Speaker 4: so funny, is because it's something I feel like Jake
Speaker 4: Johnson would fully fall for. Like I feel like there
Speaker 4: was a little, only a tiny bit of acting like
Speaker 4: he would he would fall for this in real life.
Speaker 4: I feel like the second one is also something I
Speaker 4: can relate to, and maybe I'll share that story about
Speaker 4: a little bit of mistaken identity of that. But you
Speaker 4: might have also been kind of encouraging. Yes I did.
Speaker 4: I was very young, okay. With the Katie storyline, which
Speaker 4: is also very funny, also felt very Elizabeth Merriweather that
Speaker 4: she would go through with it if the guy was
Speaker 4: hot enough, and she wrote this episode. And then we
Speaker 4: have our third storyline, which is about Winston's family, and
Speaker 4: I just want to say this to our listeners. That
Speaker 4: storyline is very problematic. It was very problematic then. It
Speaker 4: hurt a lot of people then and even in the
Speaker 4: rewatch hurts people now, and it didn't deserve any air then,
Speaker 4: and on this podcast, we're not really going to give
Speaker 4: it any air now because it hurts to revisit it.
Speaker 4: So we are just going to put that to the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not my favorite, not my favorite storyline on this
Speaker 1: show by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 4: No, No, And you just have to watch it to
Speaker 4: get it, so we don't need to kind of dive
Speaker 4: into it. You watch it, you see it. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not great. We have great there's a thing.
Speaker 1: Great writers on our show. I think the best writers
Speaker 1: in the business. I think Liz Meriweather is one of
Speaker 1: the greatest of all time in my opinion. But that
Speaker 1: that that episode, I thought it was like that storyline
Speaker 1: in particular, I thought was like, yeah, so uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's so, let's so, let's let's dive right in. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This episode written by Liz Mayweather, directed by Larry Charles
Speaker 1: So also starring. So we had some cool guest stars
Speaker 1: in this episode. I was excited about, super excited about
Speaker 1: Anna Marie Horsford, who played my mom. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I grew up watching this woman do her thing on television.
Speaker 1: She is iconic. I know her from I used to
Speaker 1: watch a show called Amen growing up and she was
Speaker 1: on that, So, I mean, she's one on a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff, but Amen was one of my favorite shows
Speaker 1: growing up, and she was on that show. We got
Speaker 1: Josh Braydon plays Andy Kenya Hill, Raymond j Berry, Josh
Speaker 1: Kad obviously, and we had David Walton, very unattractive, the
Speaker 1: most unattractive man in television history. Was this the intro
Speaker 1: to his character on the show I'm assuming so right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, huge guest stars and also guest stars that in
Speaker 4: this episode when they were introduced, people just fell in
Speaker 4: love with so instantly that they just kept bringing him
Speaker 4: back love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's dive right into this episode. Unemployment made
Speaker 1: Jes stir crazy, cleaning, cooking, and weird felt art that
Speaker 1: was one of the weirdest.
Speaker 4: Do you remember right quick? I mean, Doby didn't dr
Speaker 4: up the recap, but I just had to say this
Speaker 4: really quickly. Is that when we wrapped the series, they
Speaker 4: kind of said like, hey, you guys can all take
Speaker 4: one or two things. It really meant something to you.
Speaker 4: And then as things got picked over, they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: still things here that are available felt art just like
Speaker 4: this ugly thing.
Speaker 1: I wonder who has that felt art? I wonder who
Speaker 1: has that.
Speaker 4: I think the Trash does.
Speaker 1: Okay, Trash probably definitely has that. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: you guys, just just if you guys don't know what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. The artwork that Jess gave the guys
Speaker 1: as a gift, and it's the photo that it's the
Speaker 1: it's the photo that I personally, my character looked like
Speaker 1: if you would have told a child to draw what
Speaker 1: they think a black person looks like if they'd never
Speaker 1: seen a black person before. That's what that That's what
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: The guys go crazy when she gives it to them. Okay,
Speaker 1: so schmid Winston. They elected Nick to get Jess under control. Now,
Speaker 1: Nick takes her to a bar where old time travel
Speaker 1: Nick he waits to stir up some trouble. Also at
Speaker 1: the bar are Sam, Bearclaw, and Alan, three men who
Speaker 1: fall for Jess within minutes of meeting her. If you
Speaker 1: know Zoe, this happens to her all the time. Dudes
Speaker 1: are lining up to meet her and fall in love
Speaker 1: with her. Now Ess, she asks for Allen's number and
Speaker 1: Nick agrees, but she goes home with super hoty Sam,
Speaker 1: the guy who looks good anyway. While Sam is the
Speaker 1: greatest sex of her life, you know, probably in that moment,
Speaker 1: because later on when they start dating, you know which
Speaker 1: starts dating Nick, I'm assuming that's probably the greatest of
Speaker 1: her life.
Speaker 4: That's a street of you, by the way, right there.
Speaker 4: That was just you just being like a friend in
Speaker 4: that moment, YEA being like no, but the boy she marries,
Speaker 4: don't worry, homie. Yeah, he puts you the best, You
Speaker 4: the best.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I know he puts it down, so Jess.
Speaker 1: She quickly realizes lying and pretending to be Katie Sam's
Speaker 1: date from an app could blow up in her face.
Speaker 1: But she's living off the grid, so fuck Caution just
Speaker 1: decides she will be a juggler of filling the blank Hannah,
Speaker 1: what is she doing? Man me? Meanwhile, Schmidt he develops
Speaker 1: a crush on Winston's w NBA playing sister Alisha. Now
Speaker 1: this pisses off Winston's mom, obviously, but Schmidt refuses to
Speaker 1: take the hint and challenges Alisha to a love and
Speaker 1: basketball style game. Now he can beat her in a
Speaker 1: game of basketball, she has to go on a date
Speaker 1: with him. Now, Alisha, she shows up for one on one,
Speaker 1: but she checks the ball directly in Schmid's face before
Speaker 1: walking off the court. That my Friends is called justice.
Speaker 4: It was one of the best endings to an episode.
Speaker 4: It's so funny. It's one of the funniest things ever
Speaker 4: because for a second you go like, Okay, they're gonna
Speaker 4: at least like dribble, you know, like something's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see a shot.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, nothing, okay, Now back at the loft Nickxon's
Speaker 1: bear Clauda Just instead of Alan. That's a rookie move
Speaker 1: right there. So Just she flees to hook up with
Speaker 1: Sam at the bar. Now old Nick he tells current
Speaker 1: Nick to apologize to Just before traveling to the past
Speaker 1: via his time travel machine aka is Cardboard Box. Now
Speaker 1: all the men interested in just end up in the
Speaker 1: bathroom together, which is a very very weird scene.
Speaker 4: There's no way out, there's no way out. You've been
Speaker 4: lying and you get caught and there's nowhere to hide anymore.
Speaker 1: It did not look okay. Now all the dirty laundry
Speaker 1: is let out and the air in the miraculously Sam
Speaker 1: he isn't put off by the Shenanigans because that's a
Speaker 1: dirty dude, and they start up a friends with benefits
Speaker 1: kind of situation. And that's what happened in this episode.
Speaker 1: Tuo to Katie and lyrics.
Speaker 4: Katie, all right, let's mess around.
Speaker 1: Let's mess around, let's mess around.
Speaker 4: Let's mess around, Okay, because this is where I get
Speaker 4: like so excited about this confusion with the Katie situation.
Speaker 4: So basically, what's happening with Justice. She's lost her job
Speaker 4: and she doesn't know what to do with herself, which
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people struggle with. Right where
Speaker 4: used to being busy all the time, be busy, fill
Speaker 4: your day, do something, be productive, and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden you get given me either. By the way,
Speaker 4: by the way, I'm like, I am definitely more nick
Speaker 4: than i am any other character on this show.
Speaker 1: I'm chilling.
Speaker 4: That's right with that. That's right. So's she's chilling at
Speaker 4: the bar trying to do the thing, and the very
Speaker 4: handsome David Walton walks in playing Sam and mistakes her
Speaker 4: for a girl he's been chatting with online. This, by
Speaker 4: the ways, why you got to send photos? Like what
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 1: You gotta send the picks, gotta send.
Speaker 4: A pick because this you got catfished in real life,
Speaker 4: which is pretty phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Which is strange, which happens all the time now because
Speaker 1: of all these filters and you know the photoshop, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like I was going on a date.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go on a date with this
Speaker 1: Jamaican woman one time, you know, Korean woman showed up.
Speaker 1: I said, what face? But I identify online there's a
Speaker 1: Jamaican woman named Cleo. I said, okay, all.
Speaker 4: Right, if you were in the same situation, if you
Speaker 4: were sitting in a bar and the hottest woman showed
Speaker 4: up and was like, Okay, Stephen, Oh my gosh, I've
Speaker 4: been waiting to meet you. This is amazing, let's go.
Speaker 4: Would you be like, I guess I'm Stephen to night.
Speaker 1: Well, here's what I would do. I would charmer with
Speaker 1: a couple jokes right at the top, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I would do that. I would break the
Speaker 1: ice a little bit. Then once she's like into it,
Speaker 1: I would look around and I would go, I'd be
Speaker 1: honest with you, Stephen, stood you up, She stood you up.
Speaker 1: He's not here, but I'm here. Daddy's home and yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. And I'd whisper that ever so gently right
Speaker 1: by the side of her face so she could feel
Speaker 1: the presence of me. And then maybe she wanted wants
Speaker 1: to ditch this guy, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: I wouldn't lie about it.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't lie.
Speaker 1: There's no way. There's no way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd be a little weird if you were kicking
Speaker 4: it later and she was just like, oh, Stephen, and
Speaker 4: you'd be like, no, I can't do it. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm a jealous guy. I'd be like, who the hell
Speaker 1: is Stephen, Well.
Speaker 4: It's me, it's never you go.
Speaker 1: I'm also a very vain guy, so when she came
Speaker 1: back to my house, she would see my name everywhere,
Speaker 1: warning that my servant. I don't know. It works for me.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny. When I first moved to When
Speaker 4: I first moved to La, I got invited. Uh, I
Speaker 4: didn't get invited. My friend was a makeup artist. She
Speaker 4: did make up on a movie, and she brought me
Speaker 4: as a plus one to the director's house. He was
Speaker 4: having like the rap party at his house. And I'd
Speaker 4: never been to anybody famouse's house before, and I uh
Speaker 4: famoose and I uh, I remember we walked in the
Speaker 4: front door, and I kid you not because he had
Speaker 4: a spiral staircase like and I don't know, like one
Speaker 4: hundred foot sealing or something crazy, because I went all
Speaker 4: the way up like the three fours and there was
Speaker 4: a no joke, it must have been thirty foot tall
Speaker 4: portrait of him hanging in the entry anyway, So he
Speaker 4: could definitely never catfish anybody because that's his house, you know,
Speaker 4: it's his house.
Speaker 1: Name names, I.
Speaker 4: Can't name his name. I feel Charles. He was not
Speaker 4: like Charles, not Larry Charles. But I was a big
Speaker 4: I am a big fan of his work. But I
Speaker 4: remember being like, wow, I guess this is how famous
Speaker 4: people live. You get that portrait done and you slap
Speaker 4: it up and say I bought this house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling Michael Bay you said that. I'm telling
Speaker 1: Michael Bay you said that.
Speaker 4: Damn all right, So she commits to it and goes
Speaker 4: down Michael, No, it's not Michael.
Speaker 1: Sorry, show subject so quick. I thought it was Michael Bay. No.
Speaker 4: I just don't trust myself to not slip the name out.
Speaker 4: I can't keep it, but go ahead. Sorry, no, so here,
Speaker 4: I Well, my situation's worse because I kind of like
Speaker 4: trick someone. The reason why this episode kind of triggered
Speaker 4: that memory and me is there. Nick says to Jess
Speaker 4: something like there will enjoy it now because there's no
Speaker 4: coming back from oh heay, actually my name is Jess. Like,
Speaker 4: you will terrify a man if you hold on to that,
Speaker 4: Like you have to either own it in the moment
Speaker 4: like you're saying you would do right, or you just
Speaker 4: got to be Katie that that's it. That's who you
Speaker 4: are now, that's your life. And I I I there
Speaker 4: was a radio DJ in Cyprus when I lived there.
Speaker 4: And here's also the joke, because there was no like internet.
Speaker 4: It's not like I can even google what this guy
Speaker 4: look like. But his voice was fine, okay, And it
Speaker 4: was a Collin show, but he had mentioned it, and
Speaker 4: I never called in. I was like young, I was
Speaker 4: like a teenager and I'd never called in show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like you play music, but then like people could call
Speaker 4: in and be like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Only saying I'm only questioning that because our listeners are
Speaker 1: some of them are don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: So you're the radio DJ. We're playing all the songs
Speaker 4: on the radio. And then you could call and be like,
Speaker 4: I want you to play a baby, Baby Baby by TLC.
Speaker 1: Right okay, right, okay.
Speaker 4: And I never called in, but he mentioned at some
Speaker 4: point that he was single and that he loved everything French.
Speaker 4: So I called. I called in the Collins show the
Speaker 4: next day and I.
Speaker 6: Was like, hello, I was just wondering if you could
Speaker 6: play that song by a d.
Speaker 4: L what uh huh? And he was like oh, so
Speaker 4: he puts like the song on but kept me on
Speaker 4: the line and we now. But now I'm deep because
Speaker 4: at what point do you now the super guy you
Speaker 4: had this weird crush on the radio. At what point
Speaker 4: do you go like, so I don't talk like this,
Speaker 4: I talk like this.
Speaker 1: Now what do I do?
Speaker 4: What do I do? So here's the thing. Here was
Speaker 4: the problem because he says, at some point, hey, uh,
Speaker 4: he speaks me in French. I didn't know that. I
Speaker 4: didn't know the man actually spoke French. So he speaks
Speaker 4: to me in French, and I choot, I don't know
Speaker 4: what the what he said? And I go, Okay, I am, I.
Speaker 6: Am actually uh, I'm trying to practice my English. So
Speaker 6: do you mind just speak in English just to help
Speaker 6: me anyway?
Speaker 4: I mean, I was fourteen year old girls. Man, you
Speaker 4: gotta watch out. They're so smart, they're so fast.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You'll be watching out with
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Man, you have a daughter. I'm just saying,
Speaker 4: when she's a teenager, you better, like you know, triple
Speaker 4: check all the things that she's said, because she got
Speaker 4: doors longer than you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the door is a lot. She ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 4: So there came a point in my situation with the
Speaker 4: radio DJ where because he wanted to meet me, because uh,
Speaker 4: he was calling and I had to tell him, one
Speaker 4: I'm not French and two my voice helds like this.
Speaker 4: My voice is actually quite deep for a woman. So
Speaker 4: I'm sure he was like, I don't believe anything about you.
Speaker 4: And I never heard from him again. You guys, So
Speaker 4: here's the thing, well More's approaches right, just own it
Speaker 4: in the moment, because what happens in this episode is
Speaker 4: that doctor Sam comes back at the end and is
Speaker 4: just like, I don't mind, it's cool. It's cool that
Speaker 4: J'REI Katie. I'm a bit of a liar to everything
Speaker 4: is cool. I just want to say I tried it
Speaker 4: out in real life, the Katie situation, and it did
Speaker 4: not work. The man was scared and he was gone.
Speaker 4: He probably also was like twenty five, to be honest
Speaker 4: with you, who knows. I didn't see sure to know
Speaker 4: his age, and I was fourteen, and he was probably like, uh,
Speaker 4: what is.
Speaker 1: Happening trying to set this man up for five to
Speaker 1: ten in prison? What are you talking about? You put
Speaker 1: this man on the rot street.
Speaker 4: This was pre Google man. We were calling radio lines.
Speaker 4: This could be nineteen twenty two cut.
Speaker 1: To You're getting a knock on your door by this
Speaker 1: man who has to now go a door to do
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood and let everybody know he's a predator?
Speaker 1: Is he is an offender? What you have done to
Speaker 1: this man?
Speaker 4: That's why these are Collin shows. This became an urban
Speaker 4: legend of that little French girl who is no longer French. Ooh,
Speaker 4: can I just say one of the other? The other
Speaker 4: thing in this episode, by the way, that my favorite
Speaker 4: thing that happens when we watch this show is when
Speaker 4: I can see somebody break and they have to use
Speaker 4: the take because they obviously broke in every single take.
Speaker 4: And there is the two shot of Zoe and Max
Speaker 4: when when Jake is leaping oh yes, and you can
Speaker 4: tell that Jake is like gonna over commit to the
Speaker 4: bit so it's funny, right other, but he doesn't want
Speaker 4: to do it. And then he does like the weird
Speaker 4: overbite to like really get some like leverage to jump
Speaker 4: in the air, and they just got to Max and
Speaker 4: it's definitely not Schmid, it's just Max. It's Max laughing
Speaker 4: his ass off because he knows how uncomfortable Jake is.
Speaker 4: And then when Jake sits down and goes like that's enough,
Speaker 4: I'm done. That's also Jake, not Nick.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm almost you know, I'd be curious to go
Speaker 1: back and look at this and look at the pages
Speaker 1: to see if Jake actually does that dance in the script,
Speaker 1: because Max was notorious for egging you want to go
Speaker 1: and go the extra bit like he I'm almost positive
Speaker 1: Max was whispering to Jake like do it to the dance?
Speaker 4: Well, he says it in the scene, and I was
Speaker 4: I was like, was that scripted or not? Because he
Speaker 4: goes like, let's see it, let's see you do it,
Speaker 4: Let's see you leap, and you can see him go like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if you push Jake enough, he will
Speaker 1: do the bit. But then there it's where he's just
Speaker 1: not He's like, no, I'm not doing it. But if
Speaker 1: it's funny, if it's funny, he will. He will definitely
Speaker 1: go for it. And that dance is a very memorable,
Speaker 1: memorable thing, like I see that, I see that dance
Speaker 1: all over the place, memorable moments.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that's not like a TikTok dance. Now, like
Speaker 4: the recreation. Yeah, the recreation, the recreation, the recreation of
Speaker 4: of the of the Jake or the Nick Miller leaping dance.
Speaker 4: If you recreate that dance, please please please tag me.
Speaker 4: I want to split screen. I want to see him
Speaker 4: do it and you do it. I bet you guys
Speaker 4: will just say it.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely, and we will be right back. Yes, welcome.
Speaker 4: Okay. The other thing I want to talk about too.
Speaker 4: In this episode that I was like, had me in tears,
Speaker 4: was just describing what great sex is. She left her body,
Speaker 4: went to heaven, she saw her grandparents. She thought it
Speaker 4: was weird, she saw her grandparent. She came back to earth,
Speaker 4: became a werewolf, scared some teenagers, and they came back
Speaker 4: and you her body one of them. I was like, that's.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny about that? You know what's funny
Speaker 1: about that? Not only is it's funny, it's funny. Her
Speaker 1: delivery was really funny. And even the writing of those
Speaker 1: jokes were really really funny. But they were so accurate
Speaker 1: to what women tell me after we lay together. It's
Speaker 1: crazy because I'm always just like, you know, that was cool,
Speaker 1: you know, where's my money?
Speaker 4: But then they and then you say could you read
Speaker 4: this the words on this flash card to me? It
Speaker 4: just makes me feel good.
Speaker 1: Could you feel it's so much better about my performance,
Speaker 1: which is less instellar just putting that out there. Uh No,
Speaker 1: but that was that? That that right there? You know.
Speaker 1: Another another part of this episode that I've also found
Speaker 1: very funny we're going off talking about listing things, was
Speaker 1: when I know we're jumping around a little bit, but
Speaker 1: the hypothetical time travel when Schmidt has a list of
Speaker 1: the people that he wants to do things too, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's a typical Schmidt list, Marie Antoinette, Cleopatra
Speaker 1: Young and Margaret Old and market if you if you
Speaker 1: had an opportunity to go back in time and there
Speaker 1: was and there were, there were one or two people
Speaker 1: that you could or list your mount rushmore people that
Speaker 1: you're like that, that's someone I could I would have
Speaker 1: loved to have. I know you kind of can't say
Speaker 1: that now because you're married.
Speaker 4: And it's it's not even that I just I can't.
Speaker 4: There's my brain and body don't work that way. There's
Speaker 4: nobody even now walking down the street where I'm like
Speaker 4: I want to That's just not how I work. That's
Speaker 4: I need to know you for like thirty years, and
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 1: To walk don't see walk down the street. Damn, man,
Speaker 1: you ain't living.
Speaker 4: Look, I could give you a list of billion people
Speaker 4: along of all the people that I wouldn't let even
Speaker 4: be in the same room with me, Like I know
Speaker 4: what I don't like. No, I don't have a list
Speaker 4: of historical people that I would want to sleep with.
Speaker 4: I would have a list of historical people that i'd
Speaker 4: want to like like a binge like Netflix for like
Speaker 4: three days with That's what I don't That to me
Speaker 4: is intimacy. Do you want to sit on my couch
Speaker 4: and eat coin and make some bed? Just pull up
Speaker 4: a piece of this sofa, get cozy, mosy, and let's
Speaker 4: watch them TV together. Let's go out close. Mean, it's
Speaker 4: a brand for me. You got to say that's on
Speaker 4: brand for me.
Speaker 1: That is on brand for you. A nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: Your idea good evening is off a bottle of wine.
Speaker 4: Yes, order some pizza. Let's make bad decisions in the
Speaker 4: culinary world.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, well I got my list. I just
Speaker 1: just pop popped up in my head.
Speaker 4: Just now, okay, just.
Speaker 1: Now, all the all the all the ladies from the
Speaker 1: movie set it off. All of them, all of them,
Speaker 1: all of them, all of them. That's that's just my
Speaker 1: that's my fantasy right there. Queen Lentiva gotta have her
Speaker 1: corn roads too, that's gotta be it, you know what.
Speaker 4: The queen's on my list too though, on my pull
Speaker 4: up a pieza the couch and let's like watch some
Speaker 4: TV queens on my list too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she on my list and on my bed.
Speaker 1: Just just you know, that's uh, that's that's my that's
Speaker 1: it right there. The guests to set it off, and
Speaker 1: then maybe Pam Grea, we throw Pam Grea in there. No,
Speaker 1: you know Pam Grea, old Pamgrea and new paper.
Speaker 4: You basically have a very schmidty list.
Speaker 1: I know we're not going to talk about this storyline.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about the storyline, but there
Speaker 1: is I do want to talk about just Anna Maria Horsford,
Speaker 1: iconic legendary. She plays my mom on the show that
Speaker 1: she is so exciting to me as I grew up,
Speaker 1: I grew up watching this woman, so I I just
Speaker 1: I was just honored to have her play my mom.
Speaker 1: And Kenya Hill model, extraordinary actor, extraordinaire. She plays my
Speaker 1: sister on the show, and and you know, just very
Speaker 1: very grateful that they were on the show. There's an
Speaker 1: interesting question that Joel posed in our notes here, which
Speaker 1: was Winston Linden and Alicia. Are they Reggie and Cheryl Miller? Now,
Speaker 1: for those who aren't familiar, Reggie Miller, NBA legend, his sister,
Speaker 1: Cheryl Miller, her iconic basketball legend. Some would say even
Speaker 1: better than Reggie. You know, so she's an olympian, she's
Speaker 1: a world class athlete. I would probably say it's I
Speaker 1: don't think it's based on that, but I but I,
Speaker 1: but it's so much it's right there, it's right there
Speaker 1: on the nose because she's just flat out better than him,
Speaker 1: like she's you know, typically you would say, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a it's a he's a he's a guy, she's a girl,
Speaker 1: like he's got to be better. Now, not in this dynamic,
Speaker 1: not in Reggie and Cheryl's case, and not in Winston
Speaker 1: and Alicia's case. Winston is a failed basketball player. This
Speaker 1: woman is pro straight and so so to answer that question, Joelle,
Speaker 1: I would say, it's close, it's very much, so close.
Speaker 1: If we had a writer from Indiana.
Speaker 4: Then maybe, yeah, maybe I would see it's in the wheelhouse.
Speaker 4: I mean one scene of this episode, in one scene
Speaker 4: coaching Jess on how to sext, and I will say this,
Speaker 4: that is in my my real life, not sext but text.
Speaker 4: That is my real life. Best friend. Superpower is if
Speaker 4: you I've just met a boy and you like him
Speaker 4: too much for a girl, just seen a man across
Speaker 4: the room, and now you're about to lose your whole
Speaker 4: man and like mind and plan a wedding and you're
Speaker 4: getting crazy. I will say, give me your phone. Just
Speaker 4: give me your phone. I will. I will take the
Speaker 4: nutsoe out of you as you're about to text this man.
Speaker 1: Walk me through this, Walk me through this. Hannah, you know.
Speaker 4: What the you know what the key is. Say less,
Speaker 4: Just say less, which is what CC tries to tell
Speaker 4: just in it. Say lahs. Don't send two texts, three texts,
Speaker 4: four texts back to back, send one. Wait, put your
Speaker 4: phone in a drawer, walk away. If he doesn't text
Speaker 4: you back till tomorrow, it's okay. That's not a reflection
Speaker 4: of you, or you're worth or all the things. Don't
Speaker 4: send him ninety texts. Don't worry I promised you he
Speaker 4: was on a car accident, but something males have happened
Speaker 4: to him where he just didn't get back to till tomorrow.
Speaker 4: He's not a rash human for not texting you back.
Speaker 4: Just calm down.
Speaker 1: But let's be clear, though, I just want the listeners
Speaker 1: out there. I don't want them to misconstrue anything that
Speaker 1: you're saying. You're saying if that, if you are having
Speaker 1: a text exchange, just say less. But what I think
Speaker 1: she means is, unless you're sending erotic photos of yourself,
Speaker 1: send more of those, but less so you guys can
Speaker 1: go back and forth with those photos. Just don't send
Speaker 1: too many words. Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4: No, myoid advice to every woman is don't send any
Speaker 4: of those photos. Don't see that man wants to see it.
Speaker 4: Let him come in person. Let him come in person,
Speaker 4: and when you're ready, you can show him all your
Speaker 4: beautiful body in person when you're ready, But don't send
Speaker 4: that man up picture.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. I agree. I was just trying
Speaker 1: to get what I was just trying to let them.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what you admit, So yeah, yeah, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: don't send those photos videos, are okay, but photos is
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Hannah. I love your advice, Hannah, and
Speaker 1: I think the listeners out there will really take this
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 4: You are being By the way, the jests of this
Speaker 4: conversation of what happens in that scene where she's like,
Speaker 4: I want you to touch my meat bar or whatever,
Speaker 4: That's what happened. So that's one of the funniest, funniest
Speaker 4: deliveries of lines is when Josh Gad is like, and
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see your meat bar. I was
Speaker 4: on the floor. I was like, Josh when he does
Speaker 4: the bear claw retract control.
Speaker 1: We've all been there, his little back tto. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have a tramp stamp and I show and when I
Speaker 1: show people, it's over the years, is it has become this,
Speaker 1: you know, faded and distorted. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: it touched up.
Speaker 4: But whenever I have many tattoos. By the way, I
Speaker 4: have a tramp stamp. Are you calling on a sharpie
Speaker 4: this morning? Does not qualify as a stamp.
Speaker 1: It's a bull. I have a Brahma bull.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: No, no tattoos. Do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 4: Zero?
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know what it is. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I I don't think I want anything
Speaker 1: permanently on my body.
Speaker 4: That's my problem. I'm look, I love tattoos. I'm just
Speaker 4: too wishy washy. I would go into a tattoo parlor
Speaker 4: and walk around and look at all the photos and
Speaker 4: get down to like three, and I would go back
Speaker 4: and forth around the three and then it's way too permanent,
Speaker 4: and then I'd walk out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been to a million tattoo parlors and
Speaker 1: it kind of went like that. You know. I have
Speaker 1: friends who are tattoo artists that are always like, when
Speaker 1: you're ready, it's on the how else? And I'm always like, ah,
Speaker 1: I see you next week. That turns into ten years ago.
Speaker 4: You know what I realized. I don't think anyone on
Speaker 4: our cast has a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Some of Max's moles are tattoos.
Speaker 4: He put them on for a character and development. He's like,
Speaker 4: just tattoo I'm on.
Speaker 1: And Jake's chest hair a lot of that tattooed on,
Speaker 1: a lot of that tattooed off, for sure.
Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised also by the way,
Speaker 4: so that we just have to dive into it for
Speaker 4: a second, because I think it's like one of the
Speaker 4: fun things about this episode of who is everybody really?
Speaker 4: And the old Nick thing, right, because at the end
Speaker 4: he goes into a cardboard box and puts on a
Speaker 4: tin foil hat and goes poo poo, poo, poo poo poop. Right,
Speaker 4: But he says so many things like is he just
Speaker 4: like an observant guy who just like has been sitting
Speaker 4: at the bar and realizes he heard, like overheard Nick
Speaker 4: say something about writing, or overheard Nick call someone a clown,
Speaker 4: or can just see that that girl likes him and
Speaker 4: he can tell that Nick kind of dominant, is gonna
Speaker 4: do something dumb, so he's saying things that sound smart
Speaker 4: and he really is a crazy man? Or is he
Speaker 4: from the future? And then that's the big distract at
Speaker 4: the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the latter. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with he's from the future. But I
Speaker 1: like that too, but maybe not from the future. I mean,
Speaker 1: it depends on how you look at the future, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I think this. I think there's
Speaker 1: some sort of inner dimensional travel going on here, different timelines,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. That information could be you know,
Speaker 1: it could be encoded into this Perton. He he just knows.
Speaker 1: He's just from a different timeline, that's all.
Speaker 4: He's just intuitive. Maybe he's just really intuitive.
Speaker 1: You know sometimes you just know a person, you just do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're another timeline, that's all. That's all it is.
Speaker 1: And you're connecting your you're crossing paths. Sorry to go
Speaker 1: this deep Uh, welcome to our show listeners, but you
Speaker 1: know we're going there this episode.
Speaker 4: I really wonder though, like why it didn't come back.
Speaker 4: I feel like like tran like that was kind of
Speaker 4: like in the same wheelhouse right of It's like he's
Speaker 4: it's like a daddy issue with the Nick Miller character,
Speaker 4: Like he wants someone to guide him. He wants someone
Speaker 4: to say, look, you should say sorry, Hey, look you
Speaker 4: know you're gonna make mistakes. I think that's what he's
Speaker 4: looking for, like deep down, I think because you see
Speaker 4: who he's really drawn to that and what he wants
Speaker 4: to believe.
Speaker 1: Or also, people aren't that complicated when you really think
Speaker 1: about it. There are simple solutions to a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes we overcomplicate them. So when he's at
Speaker 1: the end. You know, he's like, what should I do?
Speaker 1: He just says, make her an old fashion. He could
Speaker 1: have said anything in that moment. He could have said anything,
Speaker 1: make her an old fashion. You could have said talk
Speaker 1: to her. He could have said, you'll know what to do,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just sometimes you just
Speaker 1: need to hear something or or just a suggestion. He
Speaker 1: just said, makeing no fashion, and it happened to work,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 4: It's also a super sweet ending to this episode, and
Speaker 4: I and I really like like the tenderness of it
Speaker 4: because there's no like joke in that moment where she goes,
Speaker 4: what are you gonna do to me? And he looks
Speaker 4: at her and you see in his eyes, I couldn't
Speaker 4: do anything. And so when she goes like no, like
Speaker 4: really and the worst thing that he could come up
Speaker 4: with that he would ever do, right is he's gonna
Speaker 4: get drunk and be in her closet, which is really sweet.
Speaker 4: Like it's one of those moments. It's the finny little
Speaker 4: foundational blocks of like Bill Well, it's not like saying
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna cheat on you, I'm gonna you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, because that's what every girl is going like,
Speaker 4: what do you mean you're gonna hurt me? What are
Speaker 4: you gonna do that could hurt me? And it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're gonna be just like a dumb boy.
Speaker 1: Say something. Let me tell you something, Hannah, she know me.
Speaker 1: Don't pee on my clothes, cheat on me. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't because here's the thing that you
Speaker 1: gets dried up. You don't know they did it. You.
Speaker 1: You put your favorite you put your favorite jeans on,
Speaker 1: you walk outside, and everybody's calling your piss pants because
Speaker 1: you just smell, you stink and you don't know who
Speaker 1: did it. You don't know who the culprit is. Now
Speaker 1: you have this reputation going on and on. Oh that's
Speaker 1: the man who smells like urine and you don't know
Speaker 1: where it's coming from. And you when you wash those
Speaker 1: pants and then you're gonna put on a different pair
Speaker 1: of sweatpants the next day, those smell like urine. Now
Speaker 1: you start questioning to yourself, do I piss myself? And
Speaker 1: I don't know do I dry piss? Because you would
Speaker 1: know if it was moist, but it's dried up. Do
Speaker 1: I dry piss?
Speaker 4: It's just vapor and steam at this point exactly.
Speaker 1: It's cheat on me and know and I know then
Speaker 1: I know, cheat on me. Please, I'm begging you to
Speaker 1: do it. Don't be shit. There you go.
Speaker 4: Ladies, if you're in a situation where you're just like
Speaker 4: you're you're dating Lamarn and you're mad at him and
Speaker 4: you gotta do something, cheat on him, but don't don't
Speaker 4: put don't put any urine anywhere near his clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm not about the piss play.
Speaker 4: That's not It's not for me. I don't think that
Speaker 4: that's where Nick was going with it. I like how
Speaker 4: I said, this is like the sweetest part of the episode,
Speaker 4: the sweetest part of the episode.
Speaker 5: And I'm saying I'll just be on your clothes.
Speaker 1: Also, I will say this in this episode. I think
Speaker 1: it's strange that we normalize and it happens in movies
Speaker 1: all the time, it happens in TV, it happens in
Speaker 1: movies often. In this show, we did it. We normalize
Speaker 1: have it sex in a public bathroom. But whenever I
Speaker 1: do it, the cops are called. Okay, whenever I do it,
Speaker 1: I got some explaining to do, I got some bribes
Speaker 1: to you know what I'm saying. I gotta put a
Speaker 1: little dollar in the pocket. Hey, don't let don't tell TMZ.
Speaker 4: You know, here's the thing. If you heard a woman
Speaker 4: in the men's bathroom, would you just would you assume
Speaker 4: that she's being harmed and kick in the tall door.
Speaker 4: I was like, what a reaction from the claw? Yes,
Speaker 4: what I mean? And his By the way, this is
Speaker 4: why Josh Kad is an incredible, like dramatic performer. Is
Speaker 4: the pain in that scene where he drops to his
Speaker 4: knees and screams, what is happening? And I loved you?
Speaker 4: And you believe it so deeply? Oh, like so deeply. Yeah,
Speaker 4: He's it's so funny.
Speaker 1: That came from somewhere.
Speaker 4: It came from somewhere.
Speaker 1: It came from somewhere. I could tell you if I've
Speaker 1: I've walked in on weird situations before in my past,
Speaker 1: and I know the feeling. Oh it hurts.
Speaker 4: Oh that would be my nightmare, my absolute nightmare.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's one nightmare. I may have had nightmares
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 4: I just I just saw like a TikTok video of
Speaker 4: it's very cruel prank. I would never play it, but
Speaker 4: it's of a wife when the husband like you're like
Speaker 4: by honey, love you, and it got off to work.
Speaker 4: You wait a minute and these end at text and
Speaker 4: be like, Okay, he's gone, come over, and then you
Speaker 4: watch the car reverse all the way back off and
Speaker 4: that man run up the stairs coming over.
Speaker 1: Yo. I that that one one. It's a very good one.
Speaker 1: That's a very good prank. But it's also like, it's
Speaker 1: very it's very what do you call it? It's uh,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're towing the line there because.
Speaker 4: I know you're going a real reaction right now.
Speaker 1: Well, because here's the thing. What if you let's say,
Speaker 1: let's say I were a cheater. Let's say I was
Speaker 1: married and I was a cheater, and I I was
Speaker 1: texting my side, you know, my side, bay, Hey come
Speaker 1: oh she's gone come over, and then my wife came
Speaker 1: back in. I would That's what I would do. I
Speaker 1: would say, oh, I was just joking. Hai, it's a prank.
Speaker 1: You've been punked. That's what I would do.
Speaker 4: So can I tell you what I would do?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Okay if my husband text like she's gone, you can
Speaker 4: come over. This is why. That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: A fourteen year old girl that was like hello, okay,
Speaker 4: let me tell you. I would go around the block,
Speaker 4: park at the end of the block, out of side
Speaker 4: of my house and my car and not.
Speaker 1: Why you're whispering, and I would wait.
Speaker 4: And that's when then I would know my husband probably
Speaker 4: sweating because it goes like she didn't run back. She
Speaker 4: run back, so she's just sitting somewhere mad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I would block up.
Speaker 4: And I would probably sit there for hours because I'd
Speaker 4: be like, she's running late, but maybe she's coming.
Speaker 1: But then jokes on you, jokes, but.
Speaker 4: Now it's real because then the anger gets Oh my good.
Speaker 4: That's a dangerous game. You never know how someone's gonna react.
Speaker 4: I'd be sitting there on the block being like, when
Speaker 4: this car and then he probably ordered in breakfast and
Speaker 4: that boar Postmates guy, he's gonna get it the pores
Speaker 4: mads delivery woman. I'll be like, oh, you brought coffee too.
Speaker 4: I just got to never please give me five stars.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that would be a terrible one.
Speaker 4: For terrible one. Okay, before we jump into a true
Speaker 4: American I just want to say one thing. When I
Speaker 4: heard the description of just describing great sex, which is
Speaker 4: one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It reminded
Speaker 4: me of watching Blackadder. Did you ever watch black Adder?
Speaker 1: I've seen black at him.
Speaker 4: Johnson slightly different. It was Rowan Atkinson's incredible series and
Speaker 4: each season was a different era in history and it's
Speaker 4: really funny and really weird, and so it's old, but
Speaker 4: I will never forget. There was a guy called Lord
Speaker 4: Flashart and he's just this very like alpha guy that
Speaker 4: always has women and is the complete opposite of a
Speaker 4: Ron Atkinson's character. And he's always like comes in and
Speaker 4: he always hays like a woman that he's just like,
Speaker 4: you know, kind of like grabbed his notes hip and
Speaker 4: he uh, I'll just never forget. I mean, I probably
Speaker 4: haven't watched the show in like twenty years, but I'll
Speaker 4: never forget. He goes, Lord Flashart says he's a pilot.
Speaker 4: He said, uh, you gotta treat your uh women like
Speaker 4: you treat your the plane. You gotta get inside her
Speaker 4: seven times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Speaker 6: What he woofs at the end, what he got inside
Speaker 6: and seven times I take it to heaven and back wolf.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't know how old I
Speaker 4: was when I heard that, but I was just like,
Speaker 4: wait a minute. I was like, this is happening to
Speaker 4: someone seven times a day and they're trying to take
Speaker 4: it to heaven and back. And then the woof. I
Speaker 4: was like, yes, exhausting, seven times a day.
Speaker 1: That used to be. That used to be the number.
Speaker 1: Right there, I remember those days seven times.
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Speaker 1: You know, you know, sometimes when the truth is right
Speaker 1: in front of you, the answer is right there in
Speaker 1: front of your face. I didn't even realize that.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm the one on the bear hunt.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm gonna let you keep hunting bears on
Speaker 1: one bear's gonna turn around and get you.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm hoping, go get me. That's fine, dark shit,
Speaker 4: I know, I know. True American, all right, True American folks.
Speaker 1: It's about that time. You want it, I want it.
Speaker 1: We all want it at the same time. It's true,
Speaker 1: American folks. We are back. Yes. Indeed, the regular listeners
Speaker 1: they know what time it is. If you're just catching up,
Speaker 1: it's when we dig deep and we ask each other questions.
Speaker 1: It's that simple, now, Hannah, A question for you. If
Speaker 1: I had a terrible day, yes, and came to you
Speaker 1: for a drink, what would you make for me?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So it depends. It depends. If you
Speaker 4: are having a rough day, you do not you want
Speaker 4: a non alcoholic beverage, You want something new, delicious, filling,
Speaker 4: tantalizing on the taste buds, kind of comforting. I would
Speaker 4: make you a mango lussy.
Speaker 1: What the hell is that?
Speaker 4: It's like an Indian milkshake. So I would put fresh
Speaker 4: mangoes into my blender. I would put milk and I'd
Speaker 4: put a little like cardamom and blended up super frothy,
Speaker 4: so delicious, so good for you, so yummy. Now, if
Speaker 4: you came over and you were like, no, I want
Speaker 4: like an adult beverage, thank you so much, Here's what
Speaker 4: I would make for you. I would make my twist
Speaker 4: on a Tom Collins. Because I remember we were shooting
Speaker 4: New Girl. I had a day off. I had a
Speaker 4: lot of days off on this episode. I had almost
Speaker 4: all the days off, and I was watching Chinatown. I'd
Speaker 4: never seen that movie before, and Faye Dunaway is sitting
Speaker 4: in a bar and I paused the thing and I
Speaker 4: was like, I know this bar, and it's the bar
Speaker 4: we shot at the Prince What yes? And I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh. I was like, this like iconic movie,
Speaker 4: an incredible action. I mean, that's the bar we all
Speaker 4: do dumb stuff and that's so weird. And she says
Speaker 4: I'll have Tom Collins. So I pause it and I
Speaker 4: was like, what's that? So I google it and I'm like,
Speaker 4: that actually sounds quite refreshing.
Speaker 1: What's in it?
Speaker 4: It's gin, tonic, lime and sugar, sugar cue. Yes, it's
Speaker 4: really refreshing, really delicious. So I was like, all right,
Speaker 4: So I went for a little walk, went and bought
Speaker 4: all the stuff, came back, made a couple of Tom
Speaker 4: Collins and then continue watching the movie. And it is
Speaker 4: delicious and it's still my favorite drink. I just don't
Speaker 4: put the sugar, and I put in about three times
Speaker 4: the amount of lime to make it a little more
Speaker 4: tarch than sweet. That's what I would make for you. You
Speaker 4: would have options.
Speaker 1: That would That's that's more. I do love a gin drink.
Speaker 1: I'm a the grony, the grony guy. I definitely love
Speaker 1: a good.
Speaker 4: I would give you Hendrix and like fever tree and
Speaker 4: then fresh limes off. I have a tree that grows
Speaker 4: lines in my backyard, so that's that's what you'd be getting.
Speaker 4: Like right, fancy the business that's.
Speaker 1: Fair from my neighbor's tree.
Speaker 4: You can steal from my tree anytime.
Speaker 5: Do we go?
Speaker 4: Lemons here too?
Speaker 1: Listen, I love your I love I love the Tom Collins.
Speaker 1: That that's a very accurate one. That would make me
Speaker 1: feel better. If you want to see my bad day
Speaker 1: get worse, give me that mango smoothie thing because I'm
Speaker 1: lactose intolerant and.
Speaker 4: Can make it a coconut milk.
Speaker 1: Well, it's too late. You already said milk.
Speaker 4: I should I should have asked if there is any
Speaker 4: restrictions in your diet for play play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be that would throw off my whole pH
Speaker 1: balance will be off so bad in my stomach. Now,
Speaker 1: if I were to make you a drink, if you
Speaker 1: already know you just said it one, you know, a Tom,
Speaker 1: a Tom Collins with a bunch of lime, no sugar.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: But if you know Hannah, old school Hannah, Hannah could
Speaker 1: out drink anybody.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: I we and I'm not calling her an alcoholic, but.
Speaker 4: You know I have a tolerance in me. That must
Speaker 4: be something that's just bizarrely genetic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I you you drink like a Viking mm hmm.
Speaker 4: And yeah, we all go to the bar and everybody's
Speaker 4: having some drinks. You're never gonna see me like the
Speaker 4: stumble or fall or get messy or whatever. It just
Speaker 4: doesn't have like an impact on me. I don't feel crazy.
Speaker 1: She hops in a car and she drives home. It's
Speaker 1: always it's all I'm kidding everybody.
Speaker 4: I do not do that.
Speaker 1: Hannah usually so funny. She drinks. Hannah usually would drink,
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize this, Like she would always say, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go grab a drink. Meeting with different people. We
Speaker 1: hung out a few times, but it was always like
Speaker 1: around the corner from where you live, so you'd walk.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, this is why she's suggesting to
Speaker 1: drink it.
Speaker 4: Elk Carmen, you love El Carmen. Is that still there
Speaker 4: on Third Street? Yeah, that's about the business. Little door
Speaker 4: has a great bar next to it El Carmen, and
Speaker 4: then some and then Goal opened up, and then that
Speaker 4: was on third Street. Live off a third. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was a really fun neighborhood to live in. Great bartenders,
Speaker 4: like super sweet guys that a lot of them are
Speaker 4: still there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really really nice. I live in that neighborhood now,
Speaker 1: but I would I would give you a nice bottle
Speaker 1: of red wine. I don't know what. I don't know
Speaker 1: what kind you drink.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing, this is the same thing like
Speaker 4: with your lactose. I don't dig red wine.
Speaker 1: Really, is it just white wine?
Speaker 4: I like a like a really dry white or like
Speaker 4: a rose or anything with bubbles.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you for some reason. Whenever, So all
Speaker 1: those times you would say to me, you'd come to
Speaker 1: Hannah would come to work, and she would go, guys,
Speaker 1: I had the craziest night, me and my man Jesse,
Speaker 1: we just we just sat back.
Speaker 7: We put on a drunk here men iry and we
Speaker 7: cracked up in a nice bottle of what we might
Speaker 7: have gone through a bottle and a half. I don't
Speaker 7: know how I'm standing right now. It was white wine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's even it's everything is It's always the
Speaker 4: tamest version of everything you've envisioned. Because then you would
Speaker 4: share your evenings and I'm not going to repeat it.
Speaker 4: I won't do that to you. I love you too much.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to repeat it. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 4: how are we so similar and so close as friends?
Speaker 4: And we together we're having the whole human experience of
Speaker 4: life because we are not crossing over in any of
Speaker 4: our choices. Once we leave the set that's true. We're
Speaker 4: the spectrum, the full spectrum of living.
Speaker 1: It's good to know that is good to know that
Speaker 1: it's just white wine with ice cubes in it.
Speaker 4: And that's I do put ice cubes in it.
Speaker 1: I could tell I'm chitty.
Speaker 4: I'm like a chili. I like a chili. You can
Speaker 4: put a little water down a little chili. Sometimes I
Speaker 4: have it with a straw. Oh, I know, it's like
Speaker 4: a sippy cup. I'm just I'm just a big baby.
Speaker 4: You guys, that's it.
Speaker 1: Uh, indeed you are. Indeed you are.
Speaker 4: Now it's time to open up Schmidt's sex email Bag,
Speaker 4: a segment brought to you by Hulu where I answer
Speaker 4: a fan question. My favorite thing to do. I love
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Speaker 4: So this week's question is, Hi, Hannah and New Girl.
Speaker 4: You got to wear two wedding dresses, one with Chivrange
Speaker 4: and one with Schmidt. I was wondering if you had
Speaker 4: a favorite, and if so, what did you love most
Speaker 4: about that dress? Thanks? That's from Carrie p in New Jersey.
Speaker 4: They were such different experiences. The one with Shivrang. We
Speaker 4: actually went down to Artisia, which is basically a little India,
Speaker 4: and I got to look through all of these incredible
Speaker 4: Indian wedding dresses and they were gorgeous and try them
Speaker 4: on and the jewelry and it was such a completely
Speaker 4: different vibe, something I've never experienced before. It was really beautiful.
Speaker 4: I've actually never been to an Indian wedding, so we
Speaker 4: got to do a lot of fun research and I
Speaker 4: really loved that dress and it was wonderful. And of
Speaker 4: course Taylor Swift then shows up while I'm in that dress.
Speaker 4: We I'll never forget it. And then the other dress,
Speaker 4: h the one with Schmidt. We actually tried to have
Speaker 4: some nods I remember to Indian culture and like there's
Speaker 4: like a I feel like a Paisley print in it,
Speaker 4: if I'm correct, And that was really cool. We actually
Speaker 4: really worked on like designing it and making it feel
Speaker 4: super special because we knew that was going to be
Speaker 4: a huge moment on our show. And so I love
Speaker 4: them both for very different reason. Yeah, it was really fun.
Speaker 4: I never thought I would do a show where we
Speaker 4: would have two weddings for one character. This was, by
Speaker 4: the way, the most fun mess around we've had in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, Yes, indeed it was. I enjoyed this mess around.
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Speaker 4: I was running the hoodie by the way walking down
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