Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And did you
Speaker 1: guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't
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Speaker 1: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: I finally found something that AI and chat GPT can't do.
Speaker 3: What because the organ Zoo rescued a sea otter named
Speaker 3: Juno recently, but she was having problems with her tiny
Speaker 3: little otter elbows. Don't awe Juno was suffering. I KNOWTIS
Speaker 3: is a serious matter.
Speaker 2: It's devastating to the COMMUNITY'STIS, yeah, for sure, but.
Speaker 3: The zoo was committed to getting her elbows more limber.
Speaker 3: That's right, and they do it. They did it by
Speaker 3: installing a tiny basketball hoop in her Start.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, it didn't take give birth to otters.
Speaker 3: It didn't take long for Juno to learn how to
Speaker 3: swim around her enclosure, grab the colorful basketball with her
Speaker 3: little otter pause, then flush it down with Authorityanga.
Speaker 1: Even deserves the thing.
Speaker 3: Ever, the zoo keepers let Juno score her quote clam
Speaker 3: dunks and then after everyone they'd celebrate by tossing some
Speaker 3: fresh seafood at her. Yeah, here's a photo of Juno
Speaker 3: slam in one home.
Speaker 2: She's a Harlem glow water Okay, when did she get
Speaker 2: it endorsed by Nike?
Speaker 1: She needs a Nike and dooor I would buy Juno shoes.
Speaker 3: Now. Everyone's on board in here, but for the occasional
Speaker 3: naysayers who complain this is a form of animal cruelty.
Speaker 1: Who to let her play basketball?
Speaker 3: The zoo says, They say, relax, Okay, Juno gets super
Speaker 3: excited whenever they bring the little ball out for her
Speaker 3: athletic training sessions. Although he did miss three in a
Speaker 3: row the other day, was benched for another more athletic
Speaker 3: order they made.
Speaker 1: They made her run lines.
Speaker 3: It was pretty pathetic. Anyway. Now that that's done, let's
Speaker 3: move on to an equally fuzzy and adorable segment, the
Speaker 3: shot collar Question of the day.
Speaker 2: Shot, Yeah, nobody, where's people worried about us?
Speaker 1: We're in a shot.
Speaker 3: Collar looking at us, wanting us to do better and
Speaker 3: human peda. Anyway, We're gonna send it over to digital
Speaker 3: Jake for the question what's going on? Jake?
Speaker 4: Years ago, there was a man on this show. Dare
Speaker 4: I say a boy who at the time was the
Speaker 4: youngest of young Jeffreyes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, jeff and bat younger.
Speaker 4: Back in twenty twenty one, he attempted to break the
Speaker 4: world record for the fastest consumption of a single Caprice son.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was impressed. It so impressied. You got screwed
Speaker 1: in that Jeffrey screwed.
Speaker 4: He insisted on not using his hands for the challenge, saying, quote,
Speaker 4: that's how my body tells me to do it.
Speaker 3: It works.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he sucked it real fast.
Speaker 4: Even though he did shatter the record and pumped his
Speaker 4: fists in glory, Guinness sent us a letter back saying, sorry,
Speaker 4: the youngest of young Jeffries, but you cheated. He used
Speaker 4: the North American Caprice un package, which is two ounces
Speaker 4: less than the European version. Therefore you're just qualified.
Speaker 3: In shame the metric system the.
Speaker 1: One time the European version is bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Shame, disgrace, humiliation.
Speaker 4: All those emotions jeff felt have finally washed away, which
Speaker 4: is why I'm bringing up again today to remind him
Speaker 4: of his failure, and also because today's trivia topic is
Speaker 4: Guinness World Records for your one and done shock collar
Speaker 4: question of the day.
Speaker 5: Don't ask about Jeffrey's world record.
Speaker 4: Please, Alexis. We'll start with you. The world record for
Speaker 4: fastest time to assemble a mister potato head is six
Speaker 4: point four to two seconds. Is the real record higher
Speaker 4: or lower?
Speaker 3: Oo?
Speaker 1: Okay? What you got the arms?
Speaker 5: The legs size?
Speaker 3: He's got a mustache.
Speaker 2: Maybe a bot doesn't have a Boto mustache attached. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got two hands too, so you could do the
Speaker 2: arms at once, the feet it once.
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be faster than that.
Speaker 3: The peg is so tiny, such a tiny hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the glory of it.
Speaker 4: Alexis said, that's lower than six point four to two seconds,
Speaker 4: and the real time was lower. The record is five
Speaker 4: point four to three seconds from fully disassembled to having
Speaker 4: all the pieces in the proper spots.
Speaker 5: You know your child was melting down.
Speaker 3: There you go, American potato or a European Jeffrey's upset.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jose Jose. In January twenty twelve, a
Speaker 4: parrot broke the world record for opening the most canned
Speaker 4: drinks in one minute.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's an alcoholic parent.
Speaker 4: I'm saying he did it twenty four times. Is the
Speaker 4: real number higher or lower?
Speaker 3: You just assumed it was white claws?
Speaker 2: Yeah, total alexis type of parrot, just a bunch of bruises.
Speaker 1: That's so sad. Wouldn't it hurt its beak?
Speaker 5: No, their beaks are so strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe use his feet, I think of that either,
Speaker 3: or he's crushing it one in each claw.
Speaker 5: It's like a teeky bar.
Speaker 1: It would be the most amazing bar.
Speaker 5: Check parents are just delivered. Yes, that's that's so fast,
Speaker 5: it's so many. I don't believe it. I'm gonna say less.
Speaker 4: So Jose said lower, and the real answer is higher.
Speaker 3: Wow, I dare you doubt him?
Speaker 4: The parrot whose name was Zach open thirty five canned
Speaker 4: drinks under sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: Wow, Zach, I met Zaka. All the ladies.
Speaker 4: Parrots, Zach with a sea to Let's go over to Brook.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you got, Brooke?
Speaker 4: You're into kissing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, I love it.
Speaker 4: The world's longest recorded kiss took place starting on Valentine's
Speaker 4: Day twenty thirteen and lasted for fifty hours. Is the
Speaker 4: real record higher or lower?
Speaker 1: I feel like I actually remember this because we talked
Speaker 1: about it. I think on the.
Speaker 2: Show, like doing this so long, I feel like it
Speaker 2: was in Asia somewhere and they had like one of
Speaker 2: those contests.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see.
Speaker 2: Who could last the longest, and they had to have
Speaker 2: like both their lips like touching the entire time.
Speaker 3: It's over two days. Do you do it while you sleep?
Speaker 5: Well, you don't sleep.
Speaker 1: I don't think you sleep.
Speaker 2: And I think that there was bathroom breaks. I do
Speaker 2: think that there was like a bathroom break. Claws in there, water.
Speaker 3: You don't go to the bathroom together while you're kissing,
Speaker 3: But I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do that with my husband at home.
Speaker 5: How do you eat?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that you just do it blended through a
Speaker 2: straw thin.
Speaker 4: A milkshake.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually higher.
Speaker 4: Brook said, higher. And the real record was it actually
Speaker 4: lasted fifty eight hours, thirty five minutes and fifty eight seconds.
Speaker 4: And not only did the couple set the record, but
Speaker 4: they want a cash prize and two diamond rings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure they're not together anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hose is the only one getting shocked right now.
Speaker 4: Go to Jeffrey jeff in June twenty ten in London, England.
Speaker 4: Almost one hundred people set the record for most long
Speaker 4: distance runners dressed as what were they? Inflatable stay puffed marshmallow?
Speaker 4: Then sumo wrestlers or smurfs.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like smurfs just because they want to
Speaker 2: show off their s felt bodies surf.
Speaker 3: I thoughts, I went right to sumo really yeah, yeah, funny.
Speaker 3: It's just like the sumo diaper and nothing else.
Speaker 1: Did they run a full marathon? Do it?
Speaker 4: It wasn't a full marathon, no, but it was long distance.
Speaker 2: Okay, inflatable suits jet that'd be funny, but they have
Speaker 2: to have the pack with it when you're running.
Speaker 3: For some reason, I was drawn immediately to sumo, so
Speaker 3: I'm to say they were addressed to sumo.
Speaker 4: Wrest Jeff said sumo wrestlers, and.
Speaker 3: He was correct.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was only three miles and they wore the
Speaker 4: enormous inflatable sumo outfits.
Speaker 3: Jose is going to be the only one taking shock today.
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to hear good for you by Olivia Rodrigo. Okay,
Speaker 3: well get for you.
Speaker 5: You look happy, and hell not me if you evern't played.
Speaker 3: Right this record sad at shock collar. Question of the.
Speaker 6: Day Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You hear about these crazy bucketless challenges sometimes where people
Speaker 3: attempt to do one thing in every single state and
Speaker 3: province in North America.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Like go on fifty Tinder dates in fifty states in
Speaker 3: fifty days.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 1: We talked about that guy.
Speaker 3: Or leave an upper decker in every Walmart bathroom in
Speaker 3: the entire time, there's always.
Speaker 5: One in there.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Alexis?
Speaker 6: Tell her.
Speaker 3: Alexis has her own day sideswipe a parked vehicle without
Speaker 3: leaving your insurance information on every content. But today we
Speaker 3: have a woman on the phone who wants to do
Speaker 3: one specific thing in every corner of North America and
Speaker 3: it may or may not be legal, but she only
Speaker 3: has about seven places left to achieve her dreams. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker coming
Speaker 3: up at seventy ten confession I can't take back o
Speaker 3: arms mouth speak now a texta seventy five nine to
Speaker 3: two that says, sometimes I film my coworkers without asking
Speaker 3: their permission, and then I post the videos on my
Speaker 3: Insta stories for clout what Oh wait, sorry, that's not
Speaker 3: a text, that's a handwritten note I found on Brooks Desk. Okay,
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: Are fair game. You love attention, Get out of here.
Speaker 3: We all doing moral things, sometimes at the expense of
Speaker 3: our co workers and our loved ones.
Speaker 1: But I can follow me up with podbox.
Speaker 3: By videos of us not ready to be filmed yet,
Speaker 3: but you know what, everything can be forgiven if you
Speaker 3: come on our show and admit to your sneaky, self
Speaker 3: serving behavior right here on the mass speaker. And one
Speaker 3: of our listeners is ready to come clean today, she's
Speaker 3: chosen to go by Stassia. So Stasia, I'm gonna warn
Speaker 3: you up front, we are recording this and broadcasting it
Speaker 3: out to the public. Not sure if you realize that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I thought I called one of those private.
Speaker 3: Radio shows that this one's going out to the public.
Speaker 3: But the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker,
Speaker 3: so whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7: So this is something I've been doingful a while, but
Speaker 7: I had to go and it's basically dining dash at
Speaker 7: our restaurant. Wait what and yeah, every state in province
Speaker 7: in North America, you're.
Speaker 2: You're going to dining dash in every state in North
Speaker 2: America and province.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Yes, why why would.
Speaker 1: You want to do that?
Speaker 7: I know it sounds crazy. I know it sounds crazy,
Speaker 7: But honestly, this started like ten years ago. I was
Speaker 7: vacationing in Wisconsin and I walked out of a restaurant
Speaker 7: actually without paying. And it was by accident. It was
Speaker 7: by accident.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I hate when I accidentally don't pay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it could happen.
Speaker 5: I could maybe see it happening.
Speaker 7: Once, see exactly, so you know this first time, it
Speaker 7: really was an accident. I didn't realize it, honestly until
Speaker 7: maybe like an hour after I left the restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 7: when I did come to find out, you know, oh man,
Speaker 7: I didn't pay, it was kind of like a well
Speaker 7: what I do? Do I go back and pay?
Speaker 3: Or yes, do I leave a yell review saying I
Speaker 3: got out of this restaurant and didn't have to pay
Speaker 3: for my meal?
Speaker 5: Hey guys, these people don't make you pay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, by starts, you know, that was a choice, or
Speaker 7: of course, there was a choice to just keep moving
Speaker 7: on and honestly, it kn't give me you like a
Speaker 7: rush in.
Speaker 1: It was like an adrenaline thing for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like when people steal stuff, it can actually be addicting.
Speaker 2: I got an idea, why don't you like try going
Speaker 2: hiking or getting adrenaline some other way, maybe riding your
Speaker 2: bike or something.
Speaker 5: We're getting adrenaline rush from a former server from over tipping. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I gave him a buck.
Speaker 3: I'm broke now.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't know that it doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 1: Did you feel bad about at least the weight stuff?
Speaker 1: Like leaving them high and dry?
Speaker 7: Honestly, the restaurants that I choose are like very like
Speaker 7: nice restaurants. So they it was a dollar or twenty
Speaker 7: or so corporations.
Speaker 2: No, she means fancy, like she's dining and dashing on
Speaker 2: your tips.
Speaker 3: This is like a Robin Hood type situations from the Ridge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not stilling for the rich to give to
Speaker 1: the poor. She's just given to herself.
Speaker 3: Well, she is poor. I'm guessing what giving to herself
Speaker 3: tell us you're poor.
Speaker 9: It's not thing.
Speaker 7: I just kind of feel like, well, who does want
Speaker 7: good food for free?
Speaker 3: That's a good point. Although it sucks for the restaurants.
Speaker 2: You can always go the crazy Karen route and just
Speaker 2: pretend you found a hair in your food or something.
Speaker 6: But like that.
Speaker 7: Causes more of a shame where I could just slip
Speaker 7: out and it'd be everything to be okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So this has been going this has been going on
Speaker 3: for ten years.
Speaker 5: You said, yeah, what is your technique?
Speaker 3: Like you, we probably shouldn't broadcast the technique of the
Speaker 3: right way.
Speaker 2: I want to know how many states and provinces you've covered.
Speaker 7: I will tell you that I have two provinces and
Speaker 7: six states left.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god, I'm if you're doing that much travel,
Speaker 2: you cannot be that poor.
Speaker 3: She saves a lot of money from not paying on
Speaker 3: these hundreds of dollars. Doesn't pay the plane ticket either.
Speaker 3: He walks off the oops.
Speaker 5: She dresses up as a staff member.
Speaker 1: You've never been caught.
Speaker 7: I have never been caught. Now, I will say there's
Speaker 7: been a call, those calls, yes, but I actually have
Speaker 7: never been caught. There was this one time in New York.
Speaker 7: I was at the door and they were kind of like, hey, ma'am,
Speaker 7: you know you forgot to pay your bills, So you know,
Speaker 7: I apologize, and oh my gosh, I went back and
Speaker 7: sat down and Okay, here's where you get for the funky.
Speaker 7: I ordered some food and I kind of waited to
Speaker 7: like I got off of their radar or whatever, and
Speaker 7: I slip right on out and nothing.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Okay, and again former server speaking here. In finer dining,
Speaker 5: you probably won't see a guy in a tux running
Speaker 5: out like You're more likely to be like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Stealing from like uh, you know Denny's.
Speaker 5: Like a Denny's like a corner store.
Speaker 3: I think like, hey, we need that five dollars.
Speaker 2: What probably scares a Lexis of most is that you're
Speaker 2: actually just dining alone.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Where do you pour in?
Speaker 6: Pay?
Speaker 1: And then he'll tip them?
Speaker 3: Do you ever do do you ever have an accomplice?
Speaker 7: No, when you have too many people involved, I have
Speaker 7: too many opinions and to.
Speaker 2: Get you too much moral compass that way. Can you
Speaker 2: just guesstimate how many thousands of dollars have you stolen
Speaker 2: in dinners over the course of ten years?
Speaker 9: Mesty.
Speaker 7: That's something I'm gonna have to say for my book.
Speaker 2: There's a book what is it like Dine and Dash
Speaker 2: for Dummies that now.
Speaker 7: I could keep a picture book that kind of hold
Speaker 7: all of the restaurants that I've been to, and so
Speaker 7: eventually I want somebody to kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I want to see if I can actually publish my
Speaker 7: book or get someone to tell.
Speaker 1: My story, or are you just trying to get arrested disapprove.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's going to be a number
Speaker 3: one best sell.
Speaker 1: Me asked for it signed, but I think you'll be
Speaker 1: in jail by that.
Speaker 3: Wow. We can't say good luck, but we could say
Speaker 3: luck thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 1: May Carmon not find you too quickly?
Speaker 3: Yes, text into seven eighty five nine too. If you
Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
Speaker 3: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
Speaker 3: next mass speaker. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 6: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I am amped right now. Amped for tramps. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: always am for tramp trampolines, That's what.
Speaker 1: I was thinking. You're going to break something in Alexas.
Speaker 3: Everybody's jumping on her right now, especially the ones with
Speaker 3: the nets. You see him all over the place. And
Speaker 3: one woman recently tried to buy one online and it
Speaker 3: didn't work out, so she sent in a complaint, and
Speaker 3: today I'm gonna be the one answering, trying to convince
Speaker 3: her that instead of getting mad, she should be amped
Speaker 3: for tramps too. I'll see if I can get it
Speaker 3: done in your phone tap.
Speaker 4: Next another.
Speaker 10: Twenties Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Dan Druff. I'm from Trampoline. You
Speaker 3: is this Jody?
Speaker 11: Yes, thanks for giving me a callback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we received your customer complaint email. I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 3: just getting back to you now about it.
Speaker 11: Well, I appreciate that we can straighten this thing up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would have gotten back to you sooner, but I've
Speaker 3: been working from home and the new Paw patrol just dropped,
Speaker 3: so I've been binging the new season. You know it's
Speaker 3: not just for kids, right, Well, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Some people judge me when I tell them that, but
Speaker 3: I don't have any shame.
Speaker 12: Can we get.
Speaker 11: Back to the situation that I had a complain about.
Speaker 3: The right right? Sorry about that? Can you tell me
Speaker 3: what was your complaint?
Speaker 11: It is very simple. I went on your website and
Speaker 11: I bought a trampoline. You guys charged me for two trampolines,
Speaker 11: but I only ordered one and I only received one.
Speaker 3: Okay, was this last week, last Tuesday. Yes, oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. That was during the bye to get
Speaker 3: one deal that we had going on. So what so
Speaker 3: for seventy two hours we had to buy two trampolines
Speaker 3: get one deal. So you weren't charged for two by accident.
Speaker 6: That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 11: Why would I pay you for two and get one?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you didn't have to buy during that
Speaker 3: seventy two hour window. You could have waited till after,
Speaker 3: but you chose to purchase in the window.
Speaker 11: You chose not to disclose to your people on the
Speaker 11: website that you were going to double charge down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't the careers section at the bottom. I'll
Speaker 3: try to hide it a little bit.
Speaker 4: That's the definition of deception or is it more just
Speaker 4: like fun mystery for the consumer day?
Speaker 3: If you find it, then you're going to get the prize, Oh.
Speaker 11: The grand prize getting double charge? Look there, I want.
Speaker 3: We could argue up and down over the semantics of
Speaker 3: this all day, but ultimately I think it's a pretty
Speaker 3: good deal.
Speaker 11: How is that good for me or any of your customers?
Speaker 11: It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, we do a lot of rebates and
Speaker 3: promotional deals for the general consumer year round. So this
Speaker 3: buy two, get one deal is just for us, and
Speaker 3: it helps out people like me because some of the
Speaker 3: money from that purchase goes to me. Like I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be watching Paw Patrol without the Netflix subscription that you
Speaker 3: helped pay for.
Speaker 13: I don't care if you get.
Speaker 11: To watch Paw Patrol or not. I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 11: paid for one trampoline and I just want to be
Speaker 11: charged for one trampoline. Okay, if you can't do that,
Speaker 11: I'm going to call my credit card company and I'm
Speaker 11: going to cancel the entire transaction.
Speaker 3: Well before you do that, just think about this for
Speaker 3: a second. There are apps out there where you can
Speaker 3: rent out your trampoline for profit.
Speaker 11: I'm uninterested in renting anything.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, Just you post your home location
Speaker 3: and a picture of your trampoline online. Thirty minutes later,
Speaker 3: bunch of randos show up and are jumping around in
Speaker 3: your backyard, paying you money to have fun.
Speaker 11: Would you be one of those randos? Because you sound
Speaker 11: like that kind of idiot.
Speaker 3: Some people are charging upwards of seven dollars an hour
Speaker 3: to use their trampoline.
Speaker 11: Yes, what seven dollars is? Nothing, and I am not
Speaker 11: in a trampoline business.
Speaker 3: But it's if you take that number and you calculate
Speaker 3: that across the course of twenty five years, then you've
Speaker 3: almost covered half the price of your trample in.
Speaker 11: Twenty five years. I'll be dead.
Speaker 3: You're not going to be dead. Jumping on a trampoline
Speaker 3: helps increase blood flow throughout the body, and that has
Speaker 3: health benefits.
Speaker 11: You just need to stop talking, Okay, give me somebody
Speaker 11: smarter and better to talk to.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think you're throwing away a golden
Speaker 3: opportunity here, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I'm I know you're honest, of course you are,
Speaker 11: And I'm sure I'm throwing away a fantastic opportunity.
Speaker 3: You know, I can tell sarcasm when I hear it.
Speaker 3: That's why I just added a second trampoline onto your
Speaker 3: credit card.
Speaker 11: No, don't you put anything on my credit card, not
Speaker 11: one dime.
Speaker 3: Hold on, just think of it. Three tramps all going
Speaker 3: at once in your backyard, just a field of dreams.
Speaker 5: If you buy it, they will bounce.
Speaker 11: Are you not listening to me?
Speaker 3: Are you not listening to me? Because this is a
Speaker 3: prank phone call from a radio station. What what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: This is a prank phone call? Jody, you're on Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is jeff Your
Speaker 3: husband set you up for a phone tap.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is a phone Oh I hope
Speaker 11: my husband's listening because I'm going to kill him when
Speaker 11: I get home.
Speaker 3: That's the idea that he's listening because you wanted to
Speaker 3: hear you laugh. You told us that you guys got
Speaker 3: double charge for your trampoline, and now he wants to
Speaker 3: turn your entire backyard into a jump park for randos.
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, you guys are killing me.
Speaker 3: But you gotta you gotta admit you like the bye
Speaker 3: to get one deal.
Speaker 13: Well, who wouldn't like that?
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, wake up every morning was phone
Speaker 6: tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 6: the Morning.
Speaker 3: There comes a time in every married man's life when
Speaker 3: he has to put away his pride, ignore his masculine instincts,
Speaker 3: bow his head and say, yes, honey, you're right. Do
Speaker 3: what you say. That's love, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 2: It's usually just correct. Just say it's like I don't
Speaker 2: you're right?
Speaker 1: So hard will do.
Speaker 3: What you say broke, and for a lot of guys,
Speaker 3: For a lot of guys, that doesn't come till well
Speaker 3: after the ideas. But for one of our listeners, his
Speaker 3: moment has arrived a few months before his wedding day
Speaker 3: because his soon to be wife has asked him for
Speaker 3: a big favor, and it's a favor that could make
Speaker 3: him look bad and jeopardize a friendship, which is why
Speaker 3: he desperately needs our help to make this happen the
Speaker 3: right way. It's future husband training one oh one. When
Speaker 3: we do your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
Speaker 3: it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I think a good sign
Speaker 3: of true love is when you're about to get married
Speaker 3: and you find yourself in a room by yourself, calling
Speaker 3: a radio station begging them to please help you.
Speaker 1: That's it's kind of a red flag, Joe, if.
Speaker 3: You did that right before you walk down the aisle,
Speaker 3: right you called your local radio show Jim, Bob and
Speaker 3: Dipstick in the Morning or was it Soapy and Butt Biscuit?
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Biscuit is so funny.
Speaker 1: That's the show where they just read off cattle names.
Speaker 1: And then people call in to bit out it.
Speaker 3: I will never be able to come.
Speaker 1: Machinery too. They auction off on that.
Speaker 5: Show, the number one.
Speaker 3: But you know, I bring it up because one of
Speaker 3: our listeners says he's looking to tie the knot and
Speaker 3: it's hoping to get a little bit of advice. Oh
Speaker 3: his name is Tim. Tim. I'm just going to go
Speaker 3: out on a limb right off the bat without even
Speaker 3: hearing you and say don't go through with it.
Speaker 2: Marriage is wonderful. I love being married, Tim. Don't listen
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: Given that, Tim, welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You still want to go through with it?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good, that's great.
Speaker 3: When you get married.
Speaker 13: Were you got less than three months?
Speaker 1: Okay? Sometime a little while. Are you helping with planning
Speaker 1: a lot?
Speaker 12: I am, And that's kind of what I wanted to
Speaker 12: talk about today, Okay, okay. For the past four months
Speaker 12: or so, one of our friends, her name is Jessica.
Speaker 13: She's been a scheduled bridesmaid and when she.
Speaker 12: First found out that she was going to be part
Speaker 12: of the wedding party, so happy.
Speaker 1: And she's a mutual friend of your guys'. It's just
Speaker 1: it's not just your fiance's girlfriend.
Speaker 13: No, she actually started as my friend and then I
Speaker 13: introduced her to my fiance and they've gotten really close.
Speaker 13: It's been really nice to see.
Speaker 3: That's cool. And she was happy to hear that she's
Speaker 3: a bridesmaid.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she was so happy.
Speaker 13: She was honored. She was really excited.
Speaker 3: That's good because sometimes Alexis finds out that she's going
Speaker 3: to be a bridesmaid and a drama for an entire week.
Speaker 2: She never comes to work and says, oh my god,
Speaker 2: another wedding whatever. And she talks about how she wears
Speaker 2: the bridesmaid's dresses all the time, even into the office
Speaker 2: colors I love, you'll wear them again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well that sounds good so far. Jessicaes
Speaker 3: into being a bridesmaid.
Speaker 13: Yeah, she's been really helpful too, and sweet to my fiance.
Speaker 13: Which just kind of makes all of this a little
Speaker 13: harder because the other day, someone who we originally thought
Speaker 13: wasn't going to be able to attend the wedding, she
Speaker 13: just came back and told us that their plans change
Speaker 13: and oh, yeah, they can't make it. And it's's little sister.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, her little sister was going to
Speaker 2: be at her sister's wedding.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, I'm glad that she's going.
Speaker 12: She'd regret that, yeah, obviously, I mean there was some
Speaker 12: big work event or something, but her sister obviously needs
Speaker 12: to be one of her bridesmaids. But that would bump
Speaker 12: our friend Jessica out of the bridal party.
Speaker 3: Why can't snooze you lose? It was too late?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just add another Well.
Speaker 12: The numbers would be uneven and it'd just be oh
Speaker 12: even more.
Speaker 3: Planning is important to your it's important to your future wife.
Speaker 5: For the photos you don't have.
Speaker 1: You don't have another guide ad.
Speaker 3: Or a cardboard cutout of a guy like also dog,
Speaker 3: I have a dog.
Speaker 5: You put a little.
Speaker 1: Pox that's actually really cute.
Speaker 5: I'd be cute.
Speaker 3: We're problem solving for you.
Speaker 12: Look, we've been over so many different possibilities and options,
Speaker 12: but this is just the way it's got to be.
Speaker 13: This is what we have to do.
Speaker 3: Well, Look, I know that my co hosts want to
Speaker 3: change everything and plan your wedding for you, just trying.
Speaker 1: To avoid the drama.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey's not our wedding.
Speaker 3: What what his future wife says goes and we support you. So, now,
Speaker 3: what do you want to do with your bridesmaid Jessica.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so my fiance has been really stressed and I've
Speaker 12: been asked to deliver the news instead of my fiance, and.
Speaker 5: Because that kind of makes sense to.
Speaker 3: Me, but if it's the bride'smaid, it should feel like
Speaker 3: the bride should tell.
Speaker 2: Her brides and it was his friend first, and the
Speaker 2: bride doesn't want to do it, Jeffrey does.
Speaker 5: She doesn't want confrontations.
Speaker 3: Well, he doesn't want to do it either, So who's
Speaker 3: next down the line? Let's ask the best man.
Speaker 1: I am not doing it. I would tell her she's in.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's not really a conversation that I want to have,
Speaker 12: but I would rather do it than add the stress
Speaker 12: to my future wife. And I did know Jessica first
Speaker 12: before they became friends.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: With some good points there, Okay, I mean, honestly, maybe
Speaker 2: she'll be relieved.
Speaker 6: I know not.
Speaker 2: I know you said that she was really excited, but
Speaker 2: that's what everybody has to say when they're asked to
Speaker 2: be in a bridal party.
Speaker 5: It is true, I guess.
Speaker 1: Sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: So you can hear Alexis would be totally relieved to
Speaker 3: hear this news. Maybe this isn't going to be as
Speaker 3: awkward as you think.
Speaker 12: But I don't know.
Speaker 13: I know she's going to be really disappointed.
Speaker 3: I just know it.
Speaker 13: Okay, she's been really great.
Speaker 2: Are we going to give her some like bad job,
Speaker 2: like guest book or something?
Speaker 1: Why is she going to get put to work?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The people do.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, you didn't make the cup for bridesmaid
Speaker 2: but yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you can see people, I can hear that.
Speaker 3: You're being very quiet. You're probably nervous. Don't worry. We're
Speaker 3: going to come back with less evil advice than that, hopefully,
Speaker 3: and we'll continue and give you your awkward Tuesday phone
Speaker 3: call right after.
Speaker 5: This, or just hang up now. This is your chance, bro.
Speaker 3: Timmy there, okay, okay, still hanging on.
Speaker 1: It's a little nervous.
Speaker 3: Hold on. It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: No bride ever wants to tell one of their bridesmaids
Speaker 3: that they're being cut from the wedding pots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, that's.
Speaker 3: Why you have a groom to do it. For point perfect,
Speaker 3: he explains why Tim called in asking us for help
Speaker 3: today because he needs to tell their friend Jessica that
Speaker 3: she is being bumped from the bridal party. It is
Speaker 3: for a good reason, but that's a hard conversation to
Speaker 3: have with anyone. And Tim, I know that you sound
Speaker 3: pretty nervous about this, that this might not go well,
Speaker 3: but I've got one hundred percent confidence that my two
Speaker 3: co hosts, Brook and Jose will make this a lot worse.
Speaker 1: That's totally what you meant, Jeff, I was.
Speaker 3: Saying my inner thoughts out loud. You know what, Brook
Speaker 3: just tells. What do you think Tim should do here?
Speaker 1: Listen, Tim, your friend that you're bumping.
Speaker 2: You can't have her be mad at either of you
Speaker 2: because you want to retain your friendship. That's why you
Speaker 2: need to blame your future in laws.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook is projecting her own relationship onto this.
Speaker 2: It's all as Okay, Listen, here's the deal. You tell
Speaker 2: her that the in laws, the future in laws, won't
Speaker 2: pay for the wedding unless the little sister is in it.
Speaker 1: It's not your fault. It's not your fault, it's the
Speaker 1: parent's fault.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I kind of like that, devious sure,
Speaker 10: like you're ever really gonna like your in laws.
Speaker 14: Anyway, hopefully aren't listening, but it gets back to the Okay, Tim,
Speaker 14: what do you think?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 13: I don't know if I go that route, but all right.
Speaker 3: That's why we have two opinions that we like to
Speaker 3: go to. Jose you have anything for it?
Speaker 14: Well.
Speaker 5: Normally in these I try to be positive or funny,
Speaker 5: but this is probably the only time I'm going to
Speaker 5: tell you to do the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: Be serious and unfunny.
Speaker 5: You need to cry. You cry on women? Can you
Speaker 5: cry on command? Let him answer.
Speaker 13: I'm not able to cry on command.
Speaker 1: Now do you want to the phone you want to do?
Speaker 5: She'd hang up and at least get them.
Speaker 3: If you want, I can cry for you. You can
Speaker 3: just talk in between my sobs.
Speaker 13: I don't know. I think I'm going to try and
Speaker 13: keep it kind of light.
Speaker 3: It's your funeral or whatever. I love my tears on
Speaker 3: standby just in case we need them, but we're going
Speaker 3: to back away. We'll die your friend Jessica and let
Speaker 3: you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Let her know
Speaker 3: she's not going to be a bridesman anymore. Note I
Speaker 3: mean to it's Tim's issue, but.
Speaker 1: We're here for you, all right, but spin it in
Speaker 1: a positive light. Tim Okay, good luck.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey Jessica, can you hear me?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: Him?
Speaker 13: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 9: Sorry, I'm just confused because like it was a different number.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 12: Just got back from a little vacation.
Speaker 13: How are you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm doing good.
Speaker 9: I'm hanging out with my baby nephew right now. Mlall
Speaker 9: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 13: Great, So okay, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I actually just wanted to talk a bit about the
Speaker 12: wedding coming up. This is gonna be hard to say,
Speaker 12: but there's been kind of a slight change of plans.
Speaker 9: And don't tell men you.
Speaker 1: Guys are breaking up.
Speaker 12: No, the wedding off. No, No, it's nothing like that.
Speaker 12: But yeah, actually going to be in town for the wedding,
Speaker 12: and that actually means bad.
Speaker 6: Who was in town?
Speaker 15: What'd you say?
Speaker 9: I was attracted by my nephew, your your baby sister.
Speaker 13: Now Katie's sister is going to be in town for
Speaker 13: the wedding.
Speaker 9: Katie coming, sir.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I thought she bailed.
Speaker 9: I thought she had like.
Speaker 13: Some work thing. Yeah she did, but she was able
Speaker 13: to get out of that.
Speaker 12: And yeah, I guess that means you're fired.
Speaker 15: Wait what.
Speaker 12: Uh yeah, sorry, there's just not enough room now in
Speaker 12: the bridal.
Speaker 8: Party for you.
Speaker 13: So wait, you're joking, right, No.
Speaker 8: That's actually why I'm calling you to to let you
Speaker 8: know that Katie's sister is going to take this spot
Speaker 8: that you had.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 12: Uh oh okay, okay, then, yeah, we love you.
Speaker 13: You've been such a huge help. You're so important to us.
Speaker 8: It's just yeah, I'm really sorry. I know you were.
Speaker 13: Looking forward to being a bridesmaid. Uh you Okay?
Speaker 8: Is this okay?
Speaker 15: I'll be honest with you, Tim, I'm I'm I'm kind
Speaker 15: of I really was not excited.
Speaker 9: Uh this is this is actually a great thing for me.
Speaker 8: What really? What?
Speaker 9: Yeah, your fiance's mom is just she is just like,
Speaker 9: oh my god, wait what do you mean?
Speaker 15: Okay, So, like I suggested that we go to Vegas
Speaker 15: for the bachelorette party, which isn't like a ridiculous idea,
Speaker 15: and she she totally shut me down and was like,
Speaker 15: what what what are we?
Speaker 9: What are we trailer trash prostitute? And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 9: so much, ma'am.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Jessica, we don't need to say anything else. We're
Speaker 13: good that it all makes sense.
Speaker 9: I mean it's like she wants to go to NAPA.
Speaker 9: Like who goes to NAPA for a bachelor repar and
Speaker 9: ride horses? Like Okay, sorry, I didn't horses. I didn't
Speaker 9: have that kind of privilege, you know.
Speaker 13: He just yeah, we should probably hang up.
Speaker 12: We could talk about this later.
Speaker 9: Let me tell you, I am I'm going to be
Speaker 9: praying for you, bro, I'm going to be praying for you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we get the point. Okay, thank you, Jessica. This
Speaker 13: has been good.
Speaker 9: I mean to vent to you obviously.
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't have ever said this to you
Speaker 1: if I was still going to.
Speaker 9: Be a part of the party.
Speaker 15: So just like, don't maybe in like ten years, but anyway,
Speaker 15: don't just don't repeat what I said.
Speaker 3: I do it.
Speaker 9: I hate Yeah, him, what the hell was going on?
Speaker 1: More than you can handle?
Speaker 3: I can tell you that you want to take this buddy,
Speaker 3: or should I just let her know? It's awkward?
Speaker 8: No, God, you're not.
Speaker 3: Helping going on? Yeah, you're You're on the radio right now,
Speaker 3: Jessica with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. This is
Speaker 3: a segment we do called an Awkward Tuesday phone Call.
Speaker 9: Ye put me on the radio.
Speaker 1: Well, but it was funny, super relatable.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Actually, and why weren't you stopping me?
Speaker 13: I thought you just couldn't.
Speaker 9: Absurd?
Speaker 5: Betty was praying we would hang out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tim did. In his defense, he had no idea
Speaker 3: that you would react so relieved when he told you
Speaker 3: that you weren't in the bridal party.
Speaker 1: Is the mother in law that much of him? Monster?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that is what I really want to
Speaker 2: dish on.
Speaker 9: Moms or moms. You know, they love their children, children, Tim,
Speaker 9: your mom could be a lot too, you know what
Speaker 9: I mean?
Speaker 13: Like, are what.
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 1: Tim? You get it.
Speaker 2: You can't be mad at her, you know, like you
Speaker 2: have to see the same thing at some point.
Speaker 1: If you're being honest, do you hate your mom?
Speaker 13: I don't want to talk about this on the radio.
Speaker 5: Very smart, Like.
Speaker 2: The old mom listens to this show, come on, she
Speaker 2: won't hear it.
Speaker 3: If anybody listens to radio, it's old people worse.
Speaker 5: Well, people want to listen on podcasts.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tim, are you worried about your mother
Speaker 2: in law?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 13: A little bit here he should be.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe we shouldn't pile on to the
Speaker 3: moms anybody.
Speaker 2: It's like, why does the mother in law have any
Speaker 2: say in what happens at a batch party?
Speaker 1: Like you know your role?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is not our wedding.
Speaker 1: Okay, we can take.
Speaker 3: We save all these thoughts for when we're not on
Speaker 3: the radio broadcasting.
Speaker 1: To me, when we're in Vegas with all the other
Speaker 1: Triller that's my comfort zone, not me.
Speaker 3: I know, Tim, you're doing okay, do you? I know
Speaker 3: this call didn't go quite the way anybody was expecting.
Speaker 12: I'm glad the deed is done, but I feel like
Speaker 12: I just need to keep everyone away from the radio
Speaker 12: for a while and the podcast, in.
Speaker 3: Our podcast, what you can find online at Brook.
Speaker 1: And Jeffery and all our social media.
Speaker 3: I would just cut the Wi Fi to her house
Speaker 3: for the next Jeffrey in the morning. Let's take a
Speaker 3: moment and appreciate the humble local news weather man, oh
Speaker 3: for sure, but not the one in the TV studio
Speaker 3: sipping their coffee and pointing at the green screen, cracking
Speaker 3: jokes like it's gonna be a windy day that really
Speaker 3: blows up.
Speaker 1: I guess we ever died, which which one?
Speaker 3: Then I'm talking about the ones, the ones who don't
Speaker 3: just tell you the weather's bad. The ones that go
Speaker 3: out into the category five stars, Yes, and they show you.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, as you could see.
Speaker 5: Winds are gusting at.
Speaker 3: Four thousand miles an hour, the rain is an apocalyptic level.
Speaker 5: And I've lost three cameramen so far.
Speaker 3: The newsmand washed away twenty minutes ago. So you're not
Speaker 3: a good day for basketball in the park.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I knew you wouldn't believe me that there was a
Speaker 3: hurricane unless I literally stood on the age and showed
Speaker 3: you getting hit by wave.
Speaker 1: And then, Jeff, we can see it outside our window.
Speaker 6: Do you believe me?
Speaker 1: You don't need to risk your life.
Speaker 10: For the hide back to you in the studio weather
Speaker 10: man's Jeff, is he not an electric.
Speaker 3: Those weathermen risk it all to bring you the real news. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so will we during a category nine edition of
Speaker 3: Care or Don't Care? In the studio jackets on, it's
Speaker 3: coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And can we
Speaker 3: talk about that awkward moment when a zombie hungry for
Speaker 3: brains walks right by you. It doesn't even glance in
Speaker 3: your direction.
Speaker 2: It's rude is what it is, Judge.
Speaker 3: It's how I feel when you guys don't say care
Speaker 3: during this segment, care don't care? Where I read a
Speaker 3: catchy headline. See if my co hosts want to hear
Speaker 3: about it. Let's get into your first headline. Something crazy
Speaker 3: is happening for the first time ever in downtown Manhattan,
Speaker 3: and it's got people saying, Hey, I'm driving here, careen,
Speaker 3: don't care?
Speaker 1: I care just because the terrible accent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's we're pretty spot on. That is kind of rude.
Speaker 3: But it all started back in two thousand and seven
Speaker 3: when the mayor of New York City proposed a landmark
Speaker 3: program that people laughed at. Now, more than a decade later,
Speaker 3: it's actually coming true where if you want to drive
Speaker 3: through downtown Manhattan, not over a bridge or through a
Speaker 3: tunnel or anything like that, just drive down their regular streets. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you will be charged a toll. What they're calling it
Speaker 3: congestion pricing. Whoa, And it's the first program of its
Speaker 3: kind in North America.
Speaker 1: Is there like a certain street or is it any streets?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 1: When does the toll take effect?
Speaker 3: It happens during peak driving hours if you're going to work,
Speaker 3: starting next spring, you could be charged anywhere from nine
Speaker 3: dollars to twenty three dollars just to drive down Fifth
Speaker 3: Avenue day Wow, which people only.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't park your car there.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it sounds ridiculous, But right now,
Speaker 3: each day, seven hundred thousand cars, taxis, and trucks pour
Speaker 3: into Lower Manhattan, one of the busiest areas in the
Speaker 3: entire world, and it's one of the worst places for
Speaker 3: gridlock in the country.
Speaker 2: I mean, but honestly, like Jeffrey and I were just
Speaker 2: there in New York City and I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 2: why would anyone want to drive here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so.
Speaker 2: Much public transportation, and all the cars do is sit
Speaker 2: and honk.
Speaker 3: The public buses are always late, that's how bad it is.
Speaker 3: And they estimate New Yorkers lose one hundred and seventeen
Speaker 3: hours a year on average just sitting in traffic day.
Speaker 3: They're hoping street tolls will help cut down on that.
Speaker 3: London actually tried this strategy twenty years ago and congestion
Speaker 3: dropped by thirty percent.
Speaker 14: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: And in Stockholm, Sweden, they tried this in two thousand
Speaker 3: and seven and children's asthma visits fell by fifty percent
Speaker 3: because of the reduction and emissions alone.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 1: So we're just now jumping on the bandwagon here.
Speaker 3: And if it goes well, Okay, Los Angeles is going
Speaker 3: to be next.
Speaker 1: Oh mans, let's.
Speaker 3: Go to your next one. It's official the most bizarre
Speaker 3: thing ever discovered in a house's crawl space.
Speaker 2: Care I care my dad has spent so much time
Speaker 2: in crawl space as I care for him.
Speaker 1: Just for fun up there, Electrician, Oh yah yeah.
Speaker 3: A guy in California named John Reyes was cleaning out
Speaker 3: the home of his late father in law when he
Speaker 3: discovered something fairly odd in the crawl space. He reached
Speaker 3: in and pulled out a big bag full of coins.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: They were all pennies. Okay, so reached in again, pulled
Speaker 3: out another bag, and another and another one million pennies later, No.
Speaker 1: Wait, one hundred how much money is that?
Speaker 3: It's ten thousand dollars one million pennies later, John was like,
Speaker 3: what am I supposed to do with all these?
Speaker 1: You go to the grocery store where they do that
Speaker 1: coin change.
Speaker 3: I can't do coinstar because they charge you eight percent.
Speaker 1: Oky, you take him to the bank and make him
Speaker 1: counting for you.
Speaker 3: But he was freaked out because they were stuck behind
Speaker 3: the wall and crates and boxes and dozens and dozens
Speaker 3: of bank bags just full of pennies. Here's a photo
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But apparently John's father in law, back as younger days,
Speaker 3: had a habit of collecting copper pennies, hoping they'd appreciate
Speaker 3: in value over time. So with one million pennies, like
Speaker 3: I said, valued around ten thousand dollars, and they reached
Speaker 3: out to a local bank, the bank refused to take them.
Speaker 1: Oh the bank doesn't even want pennies. That's money.
Speaker 3: So John finally decided to put it up on the
Speaker 3: website offer up selling it for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: It's like a collection. Yeah, now why more than double?
Speaker 3: He says. The value of this is in its uniqueness.
Speaker 1: Well there could be.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've heard stories like old pennies that are
Speaker 2: worth tons of money, but who wants to sifting through
Speaker 2: a million of them to find the one that's worth.
Speaker 3: Of But it's been up for a few weeks and
Speaker 3: so far no one has money.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the shipping on.
Speaker 3: That oh god, let's see if you care about this one.
Speaker 3: What's coming to La the unhappy meal and nobody wants it.
Speaker 2: Care there's such thing I care.
Speaker 1: I care.
Speaker 3: Months ago in the Highland Park neighborhood of LA there
Speaker 3: was a culinary who'd done it, and we talked about
Speaker 3: this on the show, where already paid for food was
Speaker 3: inexplicably arriving via Uber eats on the doorsteps of an
Speaker 3: entire neighborhood. I remember that.
Speaker 1: And they didn't know what to do with it.
Speaker 3: It was so much Yeah, do you eat it? Do
Speaker 3: you complain about it? But it just kept coming, like
Speaker 3: sandwiches and spaghettis and meat loaf. It was happening for
Speaker 3: solid three weeks and then it just stopped and nobody
Speaker 3: ever found out who it was from or why. But
Speaker 3: now something even more bizarre is happening to residents of
Speaker 3: the nearby Westwood Hills area.
Speaker 1: Okay, so different neighborhood, but not far a little.
Speaker 3: Bit nicer area. They're now getting dozens of unwanted orders
Speaker 3: of McDonald's French fries. The residents are calling it an
Speaker 3: unhappy meal, what with one neighbor receiving more than forty
Speaker 3: deliveries of fries and saw such mcgriddles every week.
Speaker 1: I gotta say those aren't going to reheat well though.
Speaker 3: But this time there's a theory for why it's happening. Oh,
Speaker 3: they believe it's the work of burglars sending food to
Speaker 3: sending food to wealthy houses to see if anybody's home.
Speaker 1: Really, I was just thinking it was a YouTuber who's
Speaker 1: trying to pull a funny break.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean. This is mister bees.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're gonna set one hundred thousand doubles boxes out. Why.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just have a lot of money and I need
Speaker 1: to spend it.
Speaker 3: The burglar theory is interesting because they could just be
Speaker 3: in a car down the street with binoculars and they'll
Speaker 3: watch them leave the food at the door and ring
Speaker 3: the bell to see if anybody answers. And if the
Speaker 3: food just stays on the doorstep, then that means they
Speaker 3: have the green light to break in.
Speaker 2: But why would they order forty rounds of fries to
Speaker 2: one house.
Speaker 3: They're just figuring it out.
Speaker 1: There's been no break in.
Speaker 3: They're very patient criminals, but his.
Speaker 1: Guys love fries so much they keep eating.
Speaker 3: Others think it might be a credit card fraud situation
Speaker 3: with someone buying stuff to see if the order goes through,
Speaker 3: and then they'll use it for better things to purchase.
Speaker 3: A rep for uber Eat says they're gonna investigate.
Speaker 1: All right, I like my YouTube idea.
Speaker 3: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day Carot don't care? Where
Speaker 3: do spiders look for health advice? Web md.
Speaker 1: Scared going on there?
Speaker 3: Don't care?
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm a little intimidated to talk to the person on
Speaker 3: the phone right now because she is a banker who
Speaker 3: cashes checks and snaps next with a big smile on
Speaker 3: her face the entire time. Her name is Michelle from
Speaker 3: Lake Stevens. Michelle, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Thank you more.
Speaker 5: Like brag Stevens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do sound chipper, and I feel like it's
Speaker 2: the always the ones you least expect that are the toughest.
Speaker 1: Michelle, like a ninja.
Speaker 2: Oh was that a threat?
Speaker 3: Sneak up behind you?
Speaker 1: Actually out in the hallway right now.
Speaker 3: You have to go out there by yourself and find out.
Speaker 5: She just cool catchphrases. Looks like someone's making a deposit.
Speaker 3: Brooke is leaving the studio, possibly forever. All right, good luck,
Speaker 3: brook And while she's out there, Michelle, you know the
Speaker 3: game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
Speaker 3: say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready shoot a threat? Okay?
Speaker 5: Everybody answer?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, good luck. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: The Olsen Twins celebrate a birthday today. Who is older
Speaker 3: Mary Kate or Ashley.
Speaker 13: Mary Kate?
Speaker 3: What rapper's debut album was titled Doggie Style New Dog?
Speaker 3: How many total wheels does a pair of roller skates have?
Speaker 6: Four?
Speaker 14: Sing it if you want to answer?
Speaker 3: For thirteen seasons. Howie Mendel has been a judge on
Speaker 3: What Network TV show.
Speaker 13: America's Got Talent.
Speaker 3: In the movie Wizard of Oz, who revealed the man
Speaker 3: behind the Curtain? Uh?
Speaker 13: Dorothy?
Speaker 3: All right, got those in Brooks gonna come back into
Speaker 3: the studio and Michelle looking at my phone screener it
Speaker 3: says your favorite place in the world to be is
Speaker 3: in a boat, but not in the water, so like
Speaker 3: a land boat that like toes you around something like that.
Speaker 11: No, No, I like to be in the boat on
Speaker 11: the water.
Speaker 13: But I don't get in the water.
Speaker 5: I'm with you.
Speaker 9: What Yeah, I don't, my kid, I.
Speaker 11: Don't know what's underneath me.
Speaker 13: If it's gonna touch me.
Speaker 4: Nope, nope, sister.
Speaker 1: What do you think is down there? It's gonna get you.
Speaker 5: The Locknett Monster Brooke.
Speaker 1: You've never seen it?
Speaker 3: Yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 5: I'm with you.
Speaker 10: It's like to still be out in the water, relaxing away.
Speaker 1: Deeper the water the better.
Speaker 5: Oh damn underground?
Speaker 3: Yeah, underwater, I.
Speaker 11: Mean you can have it. I'll stay in the boat
Speaker 11: in handy a cocktail.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Michelle and your bartenders actually show she has the.
Speaker 1: Right idea that she's gonna take my life jacket away.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should trust you or not, Michelle.
Speaker 13: I might have rocks in it, you know.
Speaker 3: Look, you're up, you're ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Time starts now. Olsen Twins celebrated birthday today. Who is
Speaker 3: older Mary Kate.
Speaker 1: Or Ashley Mary Kate?
Speaker 3: What Rappers debut album was titled Doggie.
Speaker 1: Style Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: How many total wheels does a pair of roller skates have?
Speaker 1: One, two, three, four?
Speaker 3: That'd be eight for thirteen seasons. Howie Mandel has been
Speaker 3: a judge on What Network TV.
Speaker 1: Show America's Got Talent.
Speaker 3: In the movie Wizard of Oz, who reveals the man behind.
Speaker 1: The curtain the Cowardy Lion?
Speaker 3: How many album sales does it take to go officially platinum?
Speaker 3: Five hundred thousand and one million or five million?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Platinum I believe is five million?
Speaker 6: Woo.
Speaker 3: This was an interesting match. Today. We're gonna go to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 10: Ohano, that show was all kinds of crazy, Michelle, you
Speaker 10: got three correct, great.
Speaker 6: Show, Michelle and Brook.
Speaker 1: Yes, from the.
Speaker 5: Deep, From the Deep, you got the same of the
Speaker 5: same exacting.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we gotta say Ty does go to the
Speaker 3: house on these Michelle. But let's get these answers in
Speaker 3: really quick. Owsome Twins celebrated birthday today between Mary Kate Nashley.
Speaker 3: Ashley is older by two minutes. Doggy Style was the
Speaker 3: debut album of Snoop Dog back in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3: On a pair of roller skates, you'd have a total
Speaker 3: of eight wheels, four on each skate. Howie Mandel's been
Speaker 3: a judge for thirteen seasons on America's got talent. In
Speaker 3: Wizard of Oz, Toto reveals the man buying the curtain
Speaker 3: when he pulls it back.
Speaker 1: Make sure now and.
Speaker 3: For an album to go officially platinum needs to sell
Speaker 3: one million copies. So Michelle, we can't give you any
Speaker 3: money here unfortunately, but just we're playing. You do win
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars gift card to the Nisqually Red Wind Casino,
Speaker 3: River Water Bar and Grill. You're escaped from the ordinary
Speaker 3: only at the Nisqually Red Wind Casino. You're vip here.
Speaker 13: Thank you so much. Good game, Brooke, you.
Speaker 1: Are a worthy component opponent.
Speaker 3: Let go on.
Speaker 1: My brain isn't working right today.
Speaker 13: It's okay, he's not strong enough.
Speaker 1: No amen, Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, we'll just have you stopped talking.
Speaker 2: And we'll do a.
Speaker 3: Better version of wind Brooks Box, same time
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning