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Speaker 3: It's been over two hundred years since the first Harry
Speaker 3: Potter movie came.
Speaker 1: Wow it a while ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more like twenty years, but it feels like
Speaker 3: two hundred years at this part. But even two decades
Speaker 3: after the original movie was released, Harry Potter fans are
Speaker 3: still flocking to the real lifehouse in England where Harry
Speaker 3: lived with his terrible aunt, uncle and cousin.
Speaker 2: Would We went to Scotland. We went to the graveyard
Speaker 2: where she.
Speaker 1: Pulled a bunch of the names for the books from
Speaker 1: and there was hundreds of people gathered around Tom Riddles Grace.
Speaker 3: I was curious about this because the homeowner says they
Speaker 3: get a constant stream of fans showing up at all
Speaker 3: hours of day and night from places all over the world,
Speaker 3: and even had someone try to climb their fence.
Speaker 1: I believe it.
Speaker 3: Are you the fence climbers family. I was thinking it
Speaker 3: must have been you when you visited the UK.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm much sneakier. I was actually in her closet.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're tunneled under that. The homeowner says, quote,
Speaker 3: We've had people show up crying with floods of tears.
Speaker 3: It's bizarre. I mean, with the kids, you get it.
Speaker 3: But the adults, they'll come dressed in full gear and
Speaker 3: recreate scenes. One woman with giant glasses showed up dressed
Speaker 3: like a tap dancing hagrid and tried to eat an
Speaker 3: owl out of our tree.
Speaker 4: Broke.
Speaker 2: You're I mean, I won't say I have or have owl,
Speaker 2: but it tastes like chicken.
Speaker 1: No, I mean everyone expected that.
Speaker 3: Still, the homeowners actually are kind of cool about the
Speaker 3: whole thing. They even move cars around in front of
Speaker 3: their house so that people can get better photos.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they're not charging them yet.
Speaker 3: You know, Oh yeah you should. Yeah, if something famous
Speaker 3: ever happened at your house, brook, you would have like
Speaker 3: a rope with a ticket line.
Speaker 1: Sure of course, Benmo, Yeah hit me up here, maybe.
Speaker 5: QR you can.
Speaker 3: In anyway, let's move on and get into the shot
Speaker 3: collar question of the day. You can give it over
Speaker 3: to digital Jake Jake, what are we doing well?
Speaker 6: If you follow the hosts of this show on social media,
Speaker 6: you might not think they're the most athletic bunch, but
Speaker 6: you'd be wrong. Yeah. Alexis was a disgraced college track
Speaker 6: and field runner, the disgraceful part competing in the Mountain
Speaker 6: West Conference. Jose is a four time sober slugger. In
Speaker 6: his online baseball video game.
Speaker 5: I couldn't quite get the gold, but let's go.
Speaker 6: Finally a league where they don't drug test.
Speaker 5: I'm the whole time.
Speaker 6: And Brooke was a three year starter on her middle
Speaker 6: school C squad volleyball team.
Speaker 1: Yay, Yeah, there was a D squad. Don't forget it, don't.
Speaker 6: She played alongside the narcoleptic kid and the girl they
Speaker 6: called wheelchair Gale.
Speaker 1: Woah, but you upset by Gail?
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 6: Can you former athletes spot the difference between a genuine
Speaker 6: sport and one that I just made up? We're gonna
Speaker 6: find out in a testosterone field sports pilled addition of
Speaker 6: the one and done shot collar question of the day,
Speaker 6: let's start with Alexis.
Speaker 1: Or is that one of my owls?
Speaker 5: Alexis?
Speaker 6: There's an up and coming sport in South Korea called
Speaker 6: mixed martial arts arts, where fighters alternate three minute rounds
Speaker 6: of in cage fighting and then three minute rounds of
Speaker 6: painting outside the cage. It's marketed as a sports mixture
Speaker 6: of calmness and rage, and in the end, the winner
Speaker 6: gets to destroy the other's art. Is it made up
Speaker 6: or real?
Speaker 1: Wow? Art feels so.
Speaker 3: Good after sports always a little bit more extreme over
Speaker 3: on the Asian.
Speaker 2: Content, everything is yeah, it's just super being in a
Speaker 2: Tokyo airport and they were playing like some reality singing
Speaker 2: show where the people were literally on mechanical bulls while
Speaker 2: singing and it was all very serious.
Speaker 1: So it's not a joke. It's level yeah, weird show.
Speaker 1: This is South, this is sary. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want it to be true. I'll say it's true.
Speaker 6: Jake Alexis said, that's a real sport, and that's one
Speaker 6: day mixed martial arts. Brookie helped Alexis there, didn't help her,
Speaker 6: see if you need some help yourself. Originally invented to
Speaker 6: collect bait for fishing. In England, there's a competitive sport
Speaker 6: called worm charming. It's like snake charming. Contestants can try
Speaker 6: a variety of ways to coach Jeff, don't laugh at
Speaker 6: worm charming. Contestants can try a variety of ways to
Speaker 6: coach the worms out of the ground, just no mechanical equipment.
Speaker 6: Most worms collected and the set time wins? Is that
Speaker 6: real or made up?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Like they're interesting.
Speaker 2: My daughter is doing like some science thing at school
Speaker 2: and they were going to the park and she said
Speaker 2: that they were coaxing worms out of the ground using
Speaker 2: mustard seeds.
Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Tennis in school? Yeah, she got three worms out, but
Speaker 2: some people got more worms.
Speaker 3: Can the worm charmers have a c squad too? Look?
Speaker 2: I mean she'd be on it, okay, and those things
Speaker 2: self or good money, So I'm gonna say it's true.
Speaker 6: Brook said that's a real sport and that's a real sort.
Speaker 6: In two thousand and nine, ten year old Sophie Smith
Speaker 6: of England set the record with five hundred and sixty
Speaker 6: seven worms.
Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, I didn't get my daughter more on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jacket for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the girl worm back.
Speaker 6: Jose. You might not have worms, but you do have
Speaker 6: a question to answer, Jose. In Denmark they have a
Speaker 6: professional unicycle golf lee using longer modified clubs. Players balance
Speaker 6: on their unicycle and play on a real golf course.
Speaker 6: Points are deducted for falling off or touching the ground,
Speaker 6: and caddies also must be riding unicycles as well. Was
Speaker 6: that real or made up?
Speaker 5: I could totally see this.
Speaker 1: How could you swing?
Speaker 2: As soon as you swing your unicycle, let's slip out
Speaker 2: from underneath.
Speaker 7: I know, but I can imagine them, just like, look
Speaker 7: at me in my chair, okay, and.
Speaker 5: My feet are moving, and I for radio. Everybody can
Speaker 5: see me.
Speaker 1: An office chair. It has literally five wheels on it.
Speaker 5: As far as a real sport, okay.
Speaker 6: And it's a cool one, Jose tells the haters. That's
Speaker 6: a real sport.
Speaker 3: I just made that one up.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey, it's your turn. And maybe one of the most bizarre,
Speaker 6: excruciating sports of all time, The ferret Legging Championship happens
Speaker 6: in Richmond, Virginia. Tell me how does it work? Well,
Speaker 6: A man's pant legs are sealed at the feet and
Speaker 6: then two live ferrets are placed inside what purpose, Just
Speaker 6: like bull riding. The winner is crowned who can last
Speaker 6: the longest as the ferret's claw and everywhere in an
Speaker 6: attempt to get out. Is that real or made up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That that's a problematic sport for several reasons.
Speaker 2: Really, I'm going I'm going full reel on this one.
Speaker 3: You don't think Peter would have heard about this and
Speaker 3: immediately shut it down in some sort of.
Speaker 2: Ferret pants people care.
Speaker 5: People are getting hurt.
Speaker 3: I just I think out of cruelty to the animals
Speaker 3: is what they're going to say.
Speaker 1: What's going on your pants?
Speaker 2: It's so cruel, jeff for everyone.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say that is not a real sport.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey said, ferret legging is not real, and it's well.
Speaker 6: Anyone want to guess what the current record is for
Speaker 6: having ferrets in your po I bet it's a while.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess thirty two minutes.
Speaker 6: Who five hours and thirty minutes two ferrets in your pants?
Speaker 3: You enjoyed it a little too much.
Speaker 1: You actually have to feed them while they're down there.
Speaker 6: Seriously, everyone but Brooke is getting shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jose Alexis and I will take the shock while
Speaker 3: singing All Star by smash Mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh I get it.
Speaker 7: Somebody in the world is gonna roaw me.
Speaker 5: I ain't. The shop is tooling in the shop out.
Speaker 3: Said shed They said shadow, Yeah, your shock collar question.
Speaker 4: Of the day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone in this room has had this happen where you're
Speaker 3: walking through the office and suddenly, lying there on the floor,
Speaker 3: you come across Brooks credit card.
Speaker 5: Oh seriously, this is not a big of an exaggeration.
Speaker 3: In that moment. Give the moral dilemma, do I use
Speaker 3: this to buy myself the entire rack of chips in
Speaker 3: the break room? Do you do the right thing and
Speaker 3: hand it to Alexus for the next sixteen weddings that
Speaker 3: she has to attend to a bridesmaid.
Speaker 1: Guys, I'm literally five feet away at my desk, Just
Speaker 1: hand it. I literally have a wedding cost.
Speaker 3: Those dresses aren't going to pay for themselves.
Speaker 5: Don't need to do all of that, doesn't have a
Speaker 5: limit on her credit card.
Speaker 3: See one of our listeners has been in a very
Speaker 3: similar spot when she found someone's lost item on a
Speaker 3: vacation and suddenly there was a little devil an angel
Speaker 3: on her shoulder. To this day, she regrets what she
Speaker 3: decided to do. Next, we're gonna find out in a
Speaker 3: brand new mass speaker coming up at sevent ten.
Speaker 6: You don't hear me concession. I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 3: Mouth speak. You got a text to seventy five nine
Speaker 3: two that says I like to pour extra hot chili
Speaker 3: sauce onto tortilla chips and and throw them to the seagulls.
Speaker 3: I hate those rats with.
Speaker 1: Wings like spicy food. You just don't know you.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's two ways to deal with frustration in
Speaker 3: your life. You can take your anger out on mother
Speaker 3: Nature and all for creatures, even the loud, squawking ones
Speaker 3: trying to steal your sandwich on the beach. Or you
Speaker 3: could do probably the healthier thing and vent to a
Speaker 3: bunch of strangers on the radio. And that's how one
Speaker 3: of our other listeners wants to do it. She's chosen
Speaker 3: to go by Leah today. So Leah, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hello Leah, how you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 1: We have conversation back and forth. It seems pretty normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could chit chat all day, or if you
Speaker 3: want to, the voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker.
Speaker 3: You could tell us about your confession.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we get to it real quick time on
Speaker 1: the radio.
Speaker 3: What's going on in your life? Leah.
Speaker 8: Well, several years ago, I was on about two years
Speaker 8: of Actually I was on vacation in South America. Oh,
Speaker 8: very fun, and I found a wallet on the streets. Okay,
Speaker 8: it wasn't like around anyone, there was no one around,
Speaker 8: and so I was curious, what wasn't the wallet? So
Speaker 8: I looked in there there was, I d there was
Speaker 8: no camp cars.
Speaker 2: How you say it that way when most people are
Speaker 2: like well, so I look to find out who it was.
Speaker 1: So I down, you know, I appreciate your being honest.
Speaker 8: Well, you know, you can't hear my voice anyway, my voice.
Speaker 8: So in addition to the obvious credit cards blah blah,
Speaker 8: there was also nine thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 7: WHOA does that even fold in a wall?
Speaker 9: Kidding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8: So a little backstory. I was in a really tough
Speaker 8: spot and I was like, I really excuse this money
Speaker 8: right now? Like what clearly if they might really need
Speaker 8: this money as well obviously for their money. So I
Speaker 8: look them up on Facebook, social media, find them, and
Speaker 8: I see that they are very well off.
Speaker 1: How can you tell?
Speaker 8: I mean, they're like yes, and they're supporting private sense,
Speaker 8: and it's it's clear that they live an excellent life.
Speaker 3: The thousand dollars cash would have been a pretty good
Speaker 3: tip about exactly.
Speaker 7: But also, sadly, a lot of stuff that you see
Speaker 7: for cloud online is not real.
Speaker 5: So someone may have been on.
Speaker 7: Their friends yad or something else and they're really not
Speaker 7: well off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Like Brook always post about how much
Speaker 3: she loves her children and how.
Speaker 5: I yeah, god, beautiful family be.
Speaker 3: So anyway, sorry, what did you decide to do?
Speaker 8: So what I did was I created like a fake
Speaker 8: profile and I DM.
Speaker 3: Them what'd you say?
Speaker 8: I said, I returned from South America and I found
Speaker 8: your wallet when I was down there. I would love
Speaker 8: to get it back to you. And I said, I
Speaker 8: also found a nine thousand dollars cash. Oh you just
Speaker 8: said that, I did when I said, good and in
Speaker 8: all honesty, I'm going through a really tough time right now,
Speaker 8: and nine thousand dollars would really.
Speaker 1: You know, but you asked if they would gift it
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 8: Basically kind of sort of Oh, I'm like, look, it's
Speaker 8: an a round profile.
Speaker 1: What do I have though, is okay?
Speaker 3: I guess you're putting the power into their hands. I'm
Speaker 3: not just taking it.
Speaker 1: That would be a b You're not blackmailing them. That's
Speaker 1: not that's just going to go. It's like, give me
Speaker 1: one hundred and I'll give you the idea. You know,
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 7: I also enjoyed the mass speaker and online you're like
Speaker 7: the masked Instagram.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're a fake profile.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 8: So he could not have been nicer. And he's like, look,
Speaker 8: I've been really blessed in my life. If this will
Speaker 8: help you, I will happily, even happily keep this money.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 8: You know, I would just love to get my ID
Speaker 8: and my agent, you know, all that stuff back. And
Speaker 8: I said, of course, of course I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 8: Here's where my moral combers was too strong. Maybe, so
Speaker 8: I box it all up. I get anything ready to
Speaker 8: send to him, and like, you know, a plane, but
Speaker 8: I getn't want to like say, return an address, you know,
Speaker 8: keep it clean. And at the last second, I just
Speaker 8: felt like if I kept that money, it would like hommy,
Speaker 8: like it would just come.
Speaker 4: Back at me, you know.
Speaker 8: And at the last second I put the money in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't even keep the money for the shipping car,
Speaker 2: I mean international shipping, not to seriously.
Speaker 4: I know you now.
Speaker 8: Ever, since that day, I.
Speaker 1: Have don't tell me be homeless, right, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 8: Just really regretted, Like why did I do that?
Speaker 10: Like I have it?
Speaker 1: Do you think that he got the package and he's like,
Speaker 1: what an idiot?
Speaker 3: What if he would have told, you know, don't keep it,
Speaker 3: I need my money back. Would that have changed attitude?
Speaker 8: Yeah, because I would have been like, you know what,
Speaker 8: I can't keep that.
Speaker 1: You know what, I see, You're like my children. Reverse
Speaker 1: psychology works perfect on you.
Speaker 3: Because he was so nice and generous to you over
Speaker 3: the messaging. You felt bad.
Speaker 6: I felt wow, regret. I know.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't do anything about it now. I mean
Speaker 1: you have to take account. You could message him again.
Speaker 3: Address show up there. Actually, well, I guess at the
Speaker 3: very least the takeaway is you're a good person.
Speaker 1: She could have been a rich person. Yeah, good person.
Speaker 3: You're done screwed up there. I'm sorry. The text end
Speaker 3: of seven eighty five nine too. If you have a
Speaker 3: confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
Speaker 3: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 4: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine that You're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
Speaker 3: At some point you decide that you want to go home. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: your spouse says, I want to stay out a little more.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so you just leave?
Speaker 3: Well, you leave, sure, and you let them stay and
Speaker 3: they don't come home till the next morning.
Speaker 5: What, yes, schedule?
Speaker 3: You probably have a few questions for them. Thankfully, the
Speaker 3: police are about to call you and fill you in
Speaker 3: on the blanksh and tell you what really happened after
Speaker 3: you left the party. At least that's what happens in
Speaker 3: this joke when we do a phone.
Speaker 1: Tap funny Jeff, all right, you can decide it's.
Speaker 3: Happening right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
Speaker 3: for Nicole Marke.
Speaker 2: This is she.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 3: My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.
Speaker 10: Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Marker?
Speaker 3: I didn't call you by accident. We had to report
Speaker 3: recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
Speaker 3: I assume you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 10: I do not. I don't a key party.
Speaker 11: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: So you're laughing already. You think this is funny.
Speaker 10: No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.
Speaker 10: I guess because I don't know what a key party is.
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit guilty to me already.
Speaker 10: I just answered the phone, and I don't I don't want.
Speaker 3: I'm just reading you as i'm reading you. But you know,
Speaker 3: key parties, you throw your keys in a bucket or
Speaker 3: a hat, tops start coming off, you take home a
Speaker 3: new friend, that type of thing.
Speaker 10: Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what
Speaker 10: that was called. Okay, but I I really know you
Speaker 10: have the wrong person because I don't do that. My
Speaker 10: husband and I don't do that.
Speaker 3: So right, when you were in college, did you major
Speaker 3: in acting or are you just an expert at BS
Speaker 3: you because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party
Speaker 3: at the residence three houses down from you.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, we were there.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you admit you attended the party.
Speaker 10: We were there at a party which was not a
Speaker 10: key party, at least when I was there.
Speaker 3: I must have been one of the people who snuck
Speaker 3: out the back when we showed up.
Speaker 10: I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door
Speaker 10: at nine point thirty because I needed to get home
Speaker 10: earlier than my husband.
Speaker 3: So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 10: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.
Speaker 10: This was just a regular party. There were no keys.
Speaker 10: I do not know what you are talking about here.
Speaker 3: I already have it on tape.
Speaker 10: I don't know what you're doing here.
Speaker 3: Already have it on tape. You admitting that you were there.
Speaker 10: I yes, I was there, but there were no keys.
Speaker 3: Okay, And your husband was there? You said, what time
Speaker 3: did he get home that night?
Speaker 10: Well, actually he didn't.
Speaker 3: He went aha aha, what.
Speaker 10: He drank too much in a neighborhood party, No big deal,
Speaker 10: that's funny.
Speaker 3: And his mugshot says different mugshot.
Speaker 10: What are you even talking about?
Speaker 2: He came home the next.
Speaker 3: Morning, apparently after you left. At some point the party
Speaker 3: got out of control and a furry lama was looking
Speaker 3: to pleasure a frisky bumblebee and let me just say,
Speaker 3: more than his stinger was out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all the report.
Speaker 10: Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan
Speaker 10: has parties like that. You must have the wrong house
Speaker 10: or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: No, we caught your husband being carried out the front
Speaker 3: door like a baby by one of your neighbors. His name,
Speaker 3: it says, Brad, Brad. Neither one had pants on, So.
Speaker 10: You're telling me that actually happens, that my husband and
Speaker 10: Brad were pantless after.
Speaker 3: This, I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just
Speaker 3: letting you know. Both of them were charged, along with
Speaker 3: some of the other perverted guests and attendance.
Speaker 10: True chance was it?
Speaker 3: Oh he didn't tell you?
Speaker 10: Why don't you know callings from the police station.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm speculating here. He's probably a little bit
Speaker 3: embarrassed by his actions.
Speaker 11: Embarrassed and.
Speaker 10: Crap you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: illegal like you were saying, you.
Speaker 10: Would write it wasn't illegal.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm just I'm an officer. I have a job
Speaker 3: to do. But personally, you know, when my badge comes off,
Speaker 3: I'll let you know. I'm a big boy and I
Speaker 3: do whatever I want.
Speaker 10: I don't even know what to say to you.
Speaker 3: All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.
Speaker 3: Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure
Speaker 3: out the Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 10: You want the address?
Speaker 6: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to arrest anybody. I just want to
Speaker 3: come as a participant rather than a police officer.
Speaker 10: I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.
Speaker 3: Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded right now,
Speaker 3: I work out.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Right now.
Speaker 10: You need to get off my phone.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about your husband, Micah, setting you up for
Speaker 3: a prank call.
Speaker 10: That's what this is, setting me up for a.
Speaker 11: Did you just say prank call?
Speaker 3: I did? Now you're listening because my real name is
Speaker 3: jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: This is a phone tell I told you Joy. You
Speaker 3: don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't know
Speaker 3: that either. He just said that he ended up crashing
Speaker 3: at your friend's place the other night and thought we
Speaker 3: could mess with you.
Speaker 10: Oh, Micah, oh oh, he's in more trouble now than
Speaker 10: if he did get arrested.
Speaker 3: Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits
Speaker 3: in that closet?
Speaker 10: Anywhere Halloween, and he pulls the stinger out for special occasions.
Speaker 4: Wake Up every morning with weekday mornings on the Twenties,
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's pretty easy to guess the celebrity Hall pass for
Speaker 3: each person on the morning show. Jose has called DIBs
Speaker 3: on Ariana Grande multiple times. Alexis is a Michael B.
Speaker 3: Jordan Harry styles hybrid.
Speaker 1: Ends of the Day Harry B.
Speaker 3: Jordan Is and Brook is obviously all in on Willie
Speaker 3: Nelson style. I can't blame on that.
Speaker 2: I mean, when he's got the ban jokes man, I'm
Speaker 2: scared to google him.
Speaker 3: You don't know look him up. You're gonna slow too,
Speaker 3: and he is.
Speaker 1: Still as.
Speaker 3: They're fun to talk about because you know they'll probably
Speaker 3: never really happen. Sorry, Brook, You're the woman on the
Speaker 3: phone with us right now who opened a direct line
Speaker 3: to her number one celebrity crush, and it all started
Speaker 3: with one comment that she left on his Instagram. She
Speaker 3: needs our help to keep the convo going and take
Speaker 3: things to the next level. We're going to try our
Speaker 3: best in a brand new textual healing. Right after this
Speaker 3: text you will heal then textual. Not many people in
Speaker 3: this room have respectable degrees from accredited universities to.
Speaker 5: Differ, excuse me, my community college is credited.
Speaker 3: Oh you were a major. I thought you mentioned in
Speaker 3: and rally, but we do all have honorary PhDs in
Speaker 3: textual healing.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Craigslist where we try to help someone with a problem
Speaker 3: that they're having via text and today let's welcome Brielle
Speaker 3: to the show. Brielle, how are you doing and how
Speaker 3: can we help heal you textually today?
Speaker 11: I'm doing pretty good. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's a good start.
Speaker 11: Yeah. A while ago, I was on Instagram and I
Speaker 11: follow a rock star because I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 3: Do you follow us? Thanks for following.
Speaker 1: That's funny that you use the word rockstar.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've heard people use that to describe
Speaker 2: it as a.
Speaker 11: Rock So I was on I was on his page
Speaker 11: and someone made a mean comment about him, and I
Speaker 11: thought it was rude, so I replied defending him.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you tell us who you're talking about? What celebrity?
Speaker 11: I want to finish the story and then you'll understand why. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 11: so you know I descended him, Well, he sent me
Speaker 11: a DM. I got a DM from him.
Speaker 1: What did it say?
Speaker 11: Thanking me for defending him and taking up for him.
Speaker 11: And he was also so nice that he gave me
Speaker 11: backstage passes to his show when it came in town.
Speaker 11: I'm still excited about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, the show hasn't come in town yet.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no it did. It did, and so
Speaker 11: I went to the show.
Speaker 1: I was just wasn't expected yet.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it. God on her instagrams.
Speaker 11: Really nice. I mean we hung out, you know, and
Speaker 11: I had the backstage passes.
Speaker 2: So wait, it wasn't just like a ten second picture,
Speaker 2: I mean, because that's sometimes how backstage passes work, right, No.
Speaker 11: Like, he said that he'd seen me on Instagram and
Speaker 11: that he'd seen some of my pictures and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, woa.
Speaker 1: He even like stalks.
Speaker 3: Your page really made an impression on him.
Speaker 1: You must be hot. Thanks.
Speaker 11: But he and his crew they invited me to go
Speaker 11: out with them to alve bar.
Speaker 1: Oh suddenly you're becoming the groupie.
Speaker 11: Well you can call it a group if you want.
Speaker 11: But I spent the night with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah what a dream come through? Are you seriously?
Speaker 10: Brook?
Speaker 1: Really cool?
Speaker 2: Seven year old man, are you like you wouldn't you
Speaker 2: wouldn't stay the night with your favorite celebrity musician that
Speaker 2: you've ever had.
Speaker 3: We don't know what rockstar this is.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's her favorite. She loves this person
Speaker 1: so much she's defending him on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I think favorite musicians a hall past Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: think so too.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, no judgment. I'm just saying we had a
Speaker 3: great time.
Speaker 11: But I'm just curious. You know, he's left to say
Speaker 11: now and we're still texting.
Speaker 1: Oh you are? You got his actual cell phone?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Yeah, So I'm just wondering what do I say
Speaker 11: because I don't want it to be like a one
Speaker 11: night stand?
Speaker 3: And okay, how do we get this rock star more interested?
Speaker 3: Brook is smiling like.
Speaker 1: She has the answer already. I think I know, because
Speaker 1: here's the thing.
Speaker 2: This guy, these people, these big celebrities, are surrounded by
Speaker 2: people fawning over them constantly.
Speaker 1: Right, they have heard every compliment in the book.
Speaker 3: You need to go to twenty of them on this
Speaker 3: segment already, you.
Speaker 2: Need to go the opposite way and like jab of
Speaker 2: a little bit, I love banter.
Speaker 1: Job yeah jab yes like that like some sort of
Speaker 1: like inside joke.
Speaker 3: What do you think that you like that idea?
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, I think that's cool. I'm just wondering, like
Speaker 11: what do I say?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you said that he was like, you know,
Speaker 2: your third favorite famous musician to hang out with.
Speaker 3: It doesn't hit very well.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's hard to joke about him when I
Speaker 2: don't know who he is, you know, like, what's his thing?
Speaker 7: Is it like when you poured some sugar on me?
Speaker 5: Just kidding?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it that old again rock star?
Speaker 3: Does his band name rhyme with jiggleback? Perhaps?
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's not shad.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 11: I can't tell you guys. I can't tell you who
Speaker 11: it is.
Speaker 2: Oh man, maybe you joke about like how okay, listen.
Speaker 2: I know you're busy with a world tour and everything,
Speaker 2: but I have at least for Excel spreadsheets. I have
Speaker 2: to finish for work by the end of the day,
Speaker 2: So stop hitting me up.
Speaker 3: Did you want them to be like serious or block
Speaker 3: you forever?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to excel.
Speaker 7: I like, because she's saying like she has a boring life,
Speaker 7: this guy's a rock star, so she's like, hey, I
Speaker 7: know you think you're interesting, but.
Speaker 5: Just so you know, I just got out of a
Speaker 5: really hot work meeting. Yes, exactly, like that kind of
Speaker 5: like funny.
Speaker 3: I think we need to be a little bit realistic
Speaker 3: here because he's a rock star, he's going to be
Speaker 3: traveling all over the world. Yeah, it's not going to
Speaker 3: happen over a long distance thing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean it could be long distance, but there's going
Speaker 3: to be other women involved, probably, So did.
Speaker 2: You just want to like be like, hey, did you
Speaker 2: need my name for my plane ticket?
Speaker 3: Because well you're onto something there. Like the only way
Speaker 3: this is gonna work is if they are face to face.
Speaker 3: So maybe we need to work on getting you into
Speaker 3: the same city as one of the next stops on
Speaker 3: his tour.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, like, oh, you asked for my frequent
Speaker 2: flyer number.
Speaker 3: Here it is Brielle. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Yes? Like yes, she says, yes, She's like hit me there,
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: So I know you're not willing to like quit your
Speaker 3: job and follow him around wherever he goes. That's what
Speaker 3: I'm assuming, right, Yeah, I can't do that. Okay, So
Speaker 3: maybe we just pick a spot where he's going to
Speaker 3: be on tour next and then you say, this is
Speaker 3: so weird. You're going to be in this city on
Speaker 3: this date. I saw it. I'm actually having a work
Speaker 3: conference there on the same weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh we're gonna lie. I mean, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a bad strategy.
Speaker 11: I think that works. Do I need to see the city?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You can't not say he needs to know to choose
Speaker 3: a city that is coming up in the future that
Speaker 3: you could book a plane to it for the one with.
Speaker 1: The cheapest airline.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure you already know that information. Should just
Speaker 3: walk over to your shrine and just pick off one
Speaker 3: of the tour dates on there.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's picking Pittsburgh. I just know it.
Speaker 3: You know what, what city are we going with?
Speaker 11: Toronto?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good choice, lovely place.
Speaker 3: Okay, So text your guy and you can be like,
Speaker 3: this is so weird. I was just checking your tour
Speaker 3: dates and you're going to be in Toronto on at the.
Speaker 1: Same time as my work conference. That's all you need.
Speaker 3: We're going to be there and just let him see
Speaker 3: what he says.
Speaker 7: Exactly, because he could just immediately invite you.
Speaker 1: Or he just leaves you on red you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you tell him you got a suite at
Speaker 2: the Marriott, and no one is going to.
Speaker 5: Turn it down.
Speaker 11: Cool, I'm totally gonna do that.
Speaker 3: Do it right now, Okay, start typing it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, I just sent it. I just sent it.
Speaker 3: You did Okay. Wait, we're running a little bit like
Speaker 3: we're gonna pause for a second, and then when we
Speaker 3: come back, we'll see if he responded. Try to get
Speaker 3: you more serious with this rock star when we continue
Speaker 3: textual healing right after this.
Speaker 9: Let's get down tonight doing some texts. You will get
Speaker 9: in some humor. One night's dand with the rock star,
Speaker 9: we don't.
Speaker 6: Know who it is.
Speaker 9: Alexis join in, Go ahead, trying to elevate it.
Speaker 3: That's kind of what we're dealing with, trying to help
Speaker 3: Brielle elevate.
Speaker 1: Her people followed that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty clear in my ears so, but
Speaker 3: I guess if you miss some of that, our listener,
Speaker 3: Brielle had a one night fling with a rock star
Speaker 3: after she stood up for him on Instagram, and now
Speaker 3: that he's left town, she's trying to figure out how
Speaker 3: to take that from a one night thing to a
Speaker 3: more regular, more serious thing, non exclusive relationship.
Speaker 2: Everyone's listening right now, is going to be popping on
Speaker 2: to Instagram defending every celebrity that they possibly can and
Speaker 2: in hopes that the same thing will happen to them.
Speaker 3: Now, the first text that we sent to him was
Speaker 3: something along the lines of I saw you're going to
Speaker 3: be performing in Toronto. That's so weird. I have a
Speaker 3: business meeting in Toronto that weekend.
Speaker 1: Plus it makes you sound important. It does, you know,
Speaker 1: anytime you fly out for any business thing.
Speaker 3: And you're not obsessed with him, it's just like you
Speaker 3: happen to be in the same place.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is. Yeah, I mean, please don't tell him
Speaker 1: that you work part time and buying your own flight
Speaker 1: and hotel rooms and faking meetings, but.
Speaker 3: Leave all those details out. But has he responded to
Speaker 3: your text yet, Brielle?
Speaker 11: Yes, he said, you know, it's funny. This is a
Speaker 11: sixth text I've gotten from a girl who'll be in Toronto.
Speaker 4: Lo l oh see.
Speaker 1: I told you we should have gotten to make fun
Speaker 1: of him route.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's pretty direct.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that kind of is weird.
Speaker 5: It's like, doesn't make you feel very special.
Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, what do you think about that? Brielle?
Speaker 11: Well, I don't know. I mean, I think I should
Speaker 11: respond on but joking or serious?
Speaker 1: What kind of work do you do?
Speaker 2: Can you say, wow, so strange that you only date
Speaker 2: accountants or something like that, Like you know that they're
Speaker 2: all there for the work conference.
Speaker 3: They're all from the same company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The Alexis didn't get it. I mean, obviously, what he's
Speaker 3: saying is that he's a very busy guy and there's
Speaker 3: a lot of women that are after him. So maybe
Speaker 3: we need to come up with something that makes you
Speaker 3: stand out from everybody, Like what do you have that
Speaker 3: all these women don't have? Like a four oh one k?
Speaker 11: Perhaps that morning I brought pancakes to his room.
Speaker 5: Oh that's actually good, you.
Speaker 7: Can say, but do all of these six ladies know
Speaker 7: how to make your favorite pancakes?
Speaker 1: Guess?
Speaker 3: And she got let's not let's focus on the other ladies.
Speaker 3: Let's just you could say, like, do you want me
Speaker 3: to bring the pancakes like last.
Speaker 11: Time, I'll say that. I'll say that, okay.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna skip over the part that there's
Speaker 1: other women.
Speaker 2: Like that that doesn't mask okay, or like do you
Speaker 2: want waffles this time?
Speaker 11: He just responded.
Speaker 3: Really quickly you already sent it?
Speaker 11: No, yeah, I said, do you want me to sand
Speaker 11: pancakes sight last time?
Speaker 3: You move quickly?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's going to add an emoji or something.
Speaker 11: Well, this is what he said. He goes, ell O,
Speaker 11: l you're funny. I think I'll write a song about you. Sienna.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, you're not Siena. You're Brielle. I know.
Speaker 1: Wait can we get his name wrong? Next?
Speaker 2: All right, Tom, listen, you're only getting waffles from now on.
Speaker 3: Oh that hurts?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? I mean, like, honestly, are you okay
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 11: With him calling me Sienna?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: I want to ask who is Sienna?
Speaker 1: It's kind of it.
Speaker 3: Do you want to ask? That's kind of open a
Speaker 3: door that I don't know if you want to know
Speaker 3: what's behind it.
Speaker 11: Well, let's just get to the point.
Speaker 3: I mean wha, I mean, wait, we're kind of veering
Speaker 3: off from what our original mission was. It would make
Speaker 3: you more of an important figure in his.
Speaker 2: Life, right, and you might come across as like kind
Speaker 2: of jealous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I'll kill her?
Speaker 3: He responded, Wait till what what What did you write
Speaker 3: to him?
Speaker 11: I sent, Who's Sienna?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is really going off the rails. What do
Speaker 3: you respond?
Speaker 1: Who didn't even wrote back?
Speaker 11: He said, sorry, is that not you? I g pancake
Speaker 11: number three?
Speaker 2: Oh what he's getting pancake groopies?
Speaker 5: How do you get? You get three pancake groopies?
Speaker 3: Instagram pancake girls out there?
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I mean, maybe you need to be the
Speaker 1: crape girl next time, you know.
Speaker 3: I guess, so this is this is getting a little weird.
Speaker 3: Are are you still int did in pursuing him more seriously?
Speaker 3: Or do you want?
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm still going to be in Toronto at
Speaker 11: the same time. I mean you're not.
Speaker 6: Did you already go.
Speaker 3: On to Expedia?
Speaker 2: Why don't you just make a joke? Like make make
Speaker 2: it if you want to continue this conversation. I think
Speaker 2: you just say I'm not the only pancake girl.
Speaker 1: Like maybe you lean into the crazy, right, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'll sirrup the others to death, or you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's kind of a freaky fun thing for him.
Speaker 11: Or maybe I could joke and say something like crepes
Speaker 11: or next on the menu or something.
Speaker 3: I would give you my opinion, but I feel like
Speaker 3: you already texted that.
Speaker 5: Number three.
Speaker 7: You're not even number one at this point are just
Speaker 7: taking his breakfast orders.
Speaker 1: Like Jose, we are a full breakfast buffet at this point.
Speaker 3: I think you show up to the hotel with ex
Speaker 3: Benny after his concert and they'll just take it from there.
Speaker 1: You say, my work.
Speaker 2: Hotel's got a waffle maker and the we got to
Speaker 2: get there before close down.
Speaker 11: Sorry, guys, I wasn't listening. I've already text.
Speaker 1: Group, is replied very fast.
Speaker 3: You're looking for us?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 11: I said the thing that you know?
Speaker 2: Okay, he still doesn't know your name, by.
Speaker 3: The way, he thinks your room service at this point, hotel,
Speaker 3: I think you're in a better place now than when
Speaker 3: we started off this segment.
Speaker 1: You know your place now, g Pancake girl number three, Wait,
Speaker 1: he wrote back, Is that what you just said?
Speaker 11: No, he hasn't not yet.
Speaker 5: This isn't good.
Speaker 4: This time.
Speaker 7: Desperate Just send a nude and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just kidding he gets all those two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not going to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you're going to see him again.
Speaker 5: Was this the least successful text really?
Speaker 4: All the time?
Speaker 1: I mean, we got a rock start to respond to us.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cool. That's the only we have
Speaker 1: to rename ourselves and sneak in as the you know, this.
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Speaker 2: That was for you I was hoping for I was
Speaker 2: hoping for Eggos.
Speaker 11: Thanks you guys. I'll keep you updated when I get
Speaker 11: to Toronto.
Speaker 4: The Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook, you've heard of TikTok, right, Yes, it's a younger thing.
Speaker 3: So I didn't know if you were so dumb. But
Speaker 3: there are so many videos on there.
Speaker 2: Right, that's all there is, videos, videos, Yeah, it's all videos.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just so interesting to me that a
Speaker 3: decade ago, viral videos were all about the fails.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: You know, like the kid that shoots a NERF gun
Speaker 3: into his dad's crouch and then everybody laughs, and then
Speaker 3: it was all about pets dressed up like people still lose.
Speaker 3: By the way, do not search porcupine Lizzo. It's so cute.
Speaker 3: Your heart is gonna melt.
Speaker 1: I want to see it.
Speaker 3: Don't look at a porcupine Lizo. Don't find it.
Speaker 1: Oh, is there hedgehog Hedgehog Gaga too.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do any spoilers, but I'm wondering have
Speaker 3: we matured because every third or fourth video I see
Speaker 3: now are all food hacks. Iith and out of the
Speaker 3: thousands and thousands of them that are out there, we
Speaker 3: finally have a list of the top ten best ones
Speaker 3: that actually work. We're gonna tell you what they are.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be chefs.
Speaker 3: Happening at a Okay, you look it up. We're gonna
Speaker 3: do it at eight ten. If you've spent any time
Speaker 3: on social media over the last decade, you've probably come
Speaker 3: across some quote unquote food hacks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many are all.
Speaker 3: Over TikTok right now. It's one of the most popular things.
Speaker 3: The problem is a lot of them are either really
Speaker 3: elaborate and lame, or they don't actually work at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some of them don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm more disappointed than excited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I look at it.
Speaker 1: For example, because you don't cook exactly.
Speaker 3: But instead of using a stove, seem your vegetables inside
Speaker 3: your dishwasher on a medium cycle that was big fresh
Speaker 3: cookies on the hood of your car during a hot
Speaker 3: summer day, or easily open up a bottle of wine
Speaker 3: using a Roman candle and a blow torch.
Speaker 6: Let's drink I mean the wine.
Speaker 1: I have done that one, Yeah, I can.
Speaker 3: At this point, we've been flooded with so many of
Speaker 3: these you've probably thought to yourself which ones are the
Speaker 3: best and the easiest and are actually doable?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna help us with that?
Speaker 3: A popular cooking website has collected the best food hacks
Speaker 3: from the entire Internet that they say are totally worth it.
Speaker 1: Notes right now, Jeffrey, maybe you should.
Speaker 3: Let's get into this. Number ten, eating a hard taco
Speaker 3: over a soft tortilla shell. Yes, and with everything that
Speaker 3: drops out of the first taco, you'll instantly get a
Speaker 3: second taco. Yeah, for the slob in your family. Basically,
Speaker 3: it's not a slab.
Speaker 7: You take one bite of a heartshall taco and the
Speaker 7: entire thing disintegrate.
Speaker 5: It's similar to.
Speaker 3: Brook eating her burrito over the toilet hack, because all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, she's got tortilla soup with.
Speaker 1: All the drop shot you don't want to spoon. Next
Speaker 1: one tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Number nine. Mathematically speaking, it's better to order one large
Speaker 3: eighteen inch pizza than two medium twelve inch pizzas.
Speaker 5: Somebody said this.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it's mathematically speaking. You get more food
Speaker 3: with the large.
Speaker 1: But the topping distribution has to be off.
Speaker 3: But have you ever thought of putting the two pizzas
Speaker 3: together so the cheeses are facing each other?
Speaker 2: Pizza sandwich, lasagna pizza.
Speaker 3: I've never thought of that.
Speaker 2: That's not actually how you make lasagna, Alexis, I just don't.
Speaker 3: We're talking about food hacks from the internet that actually work,
Speaker 3: according to this cooking website.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's making me hungry.
Speaker 3: Number eight. You mix a few different breakfast cereals together
Speaker 3: in one container to give you more variety and to
Speaker 3: regulate the sweetness level.
Speaker 2: Oh so you like put your lucky charms with some
Speaker 2: cheerios to like.
Speaker 3: Or some flax flakes.
Speaker 1: Okay, my kids like, they do a cheerio checks combo.
Speaker 1: That's what they like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the boring mom who's convinced them that there's
Speaker 2: dessert cereal and then there's breakfast cereal.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number seven. For easier to eat some'mores instead of using
Speaker 3: gram crackers, try making them inside of an ice cream cone.
Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, it doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 3: Really even like a waffle cone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you put it inside like a cone, and then
Speaker 2: you wrap the cone in tinfoil and then you put
Speaker 2: it on the fire and then it all melts.
Speaker 1: I just really like a good brown marshmallow.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 3: Number six. If you're setting up for a party and
Speaker 3: you've got a cheese plate and you want to make
Speaker 3: the soft cheese perfectly cut, use dental floss. I didn't say.
Speaker 3: I didn't say used dental floss.
Speaker 2: I was going to serve it with my soup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tortilla. Number five. I don't know about this one,
Speaker 3: but they say, if you're decorating a cake and you
Speaker 3: want to distribute the sprinkles evenly, how do.
Speaker 1: You do it? I can never get it. On the side.
Speaker 3: They say, dump the sprinkles on a lint roller and
Speaker 3: around you. Only some are gonna come off, But apparently
Speaker 3: it'll be.
Speaker 1: The world's hairrius cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, clean before get the sprinkles, but yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't. I don't know if I endorse that one. Again,
Speaker 3: we're talking about the food hacks that actually work and
Speaker 3: are worth the effort. According to this cooking site. Number
Speaker 3: four reheating pizza in the microwave. You need to put
Speaker 3: a glass of water in with the slice for thirty seconds,
Speaker 3: and the water helps keep the crust crispy while the
Speaker 3: cheese still melts.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, white cooking?
Speaker 3: Actually yet Number three, this one I do not recommend.
Speaker 3: And actually people in England have burned their houses down
Speaker 3: because of this.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's a warning before.
Speaker 3: This, but some people say to make fast, easy grilled cheese,
Speaker 3: you turn a toaster on its side and put the
Speaker 3: sandwich in like a mini oven.
Speaker 5: That is brilliant.
Speaker 1: That is terrible. So you put the cheese on, it
Speaker 1: oos out the coil and.
Speaker 3: That's why so many houses have burned down in England
Speaker 3: because of the cheese melts onto the hot coils and
Speaker 3: it starts a fire.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is why jose should never cook.
Speaker 5: You guys would have told me that. I would have
Speaker 5: tried that today when I.
Speaker 1: Got home for entire apartment building.
Speaker 3: Number two. Steam your vegetables while cooking your pasta noodles.
Speaker 3: I do that by placing a cookie rack over your
Speaker 3: pot of boiling spaghetti, and then you add the veggies
Speaker 3: on top of that.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just put a steam, steam.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is, something that has holes in it, and
Speaker 3: then you lay the lid over the top of that,
Speaker 3: so the steam from the pasta cooks the vegetables.
Speaker 5: Really two things at once.
Speaker 3: There you go, and the number one food hack that
Speaker 3: actually works and is worth the effort, according to this,
Speaker 3: put a koozy over your pint of ice cream so
Speaker 3: you keep your hand warm while the ice cream stays cold.
Speaker 5: The small like the bending Jerry's ice cream beer.
Speaker 1: What are the animals? You're just eating it straight out
Speaker 1: of the cart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 3: What are you happy over the broke?
Speaker 5: Let me guess, Brookie kick slices for your kids. Here's
Speaker 5: square alder.
Speaker 1: I put it in cups. You put it in a
Speaker 1: coffee mug, and then you have a hair.
Speaker 3: Disgusted me touched in nine two.
Speaker 5: I'd rather eat the linen cake.
Speaker 3: Tell us about your food hat brook.
Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: One and two All Time is Emily from Lynnwood, who
Speaker 3: says this summer she is taking it off of her job. Cool,
Speaker 3: she said, I.
Speaker 5: Quit what you quit your jobs?
Speaker 11: I did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's just gonna enjoy her summer being unemployed, go camping,
Speaker 3: do whatever she wants. To do you get down in a.
Speaker 1: Blaze of glory.
Speaker 6: No, it was nice.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They had a daytime farewell lunch for you.
Speaker 11: Didn't they they did?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ok yeah, but it is a powerful moment. Jose, do
Speaker 3: you want to say I quit right now? No one
Speaker 3: would blame you.
Speaker 5: If you quit. I think streaming guys all the time.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go. I'm gonna everyone go follow me
Speaker 5: real bad.
Speaker 3: Look, we're gonna keep you on for the rest of
Speaker 3: the segment, at least while we send Brook out of
Speaker 3: the studio. Okay, and you know how.
Speaker 5: The game works.
Speaker 3: It's been fun, Emily, you know the game works. He's
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Are you sure? There's a lot going on in the background.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 11: My plant fell over?
Speaker 3: Oh you're killing your plans? Took Good luck, Emily. Your
Speaker 3: time starts now. Neil Patrick Harris celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: He played a child physician in what.
Speaker 7: Eighties TV show Googie Howser.
Speaker 3: What is the name of the cartilage in between your
Speaker 3: nostrils uh septum, the name of what cheese translates to
Speaker 3: recooked in Italian. In Braille, what letter is represented by
Speaker 3: a single dot A? In a triathlon, there are three events,
Speaker 3: which one is last. Our social media coordinator, a Lexis's
Speaker 3: middle name starts with an A. What is it?
Speaker 11: Albert got fired on that one?
Speaker 3: Lexus is an in studio. She's gonna freak out when
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Speaker 3: your time starts now. Neil Patrick Harris celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: He played a child physician in what eighties TV? You
Speaker 3: let me finish the questions. What is the name of
Speaker 3: the cartilage in between your nostrils?
Speaker 4: Mmmm?
Speaker 1: Cass?
Speaker 3: The name of what cheese translates to recooked in Italian
Speaker 3: mozzarella in Braille? What letter is represented by a single
Speaker 3: dot mm I? In a triathlon? There are three events,
Speaker 3: which one comes last.
Speaker 1: Bike.
Speaker 3: Our social media coordinator, Alexis's middle name starts with an.
Speaker 1: An of basic.
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Speaker 1: Okay? And what happened?
Speaker 11: I knew it was Albert?
Speaker 5: Guess Albert.
Speaker 3: Let's get these answers. Neil Patrick Harris celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: He played child physician Doogie Howser m D. The cartilage
Speaker 3: in between your nostrils is called your septum.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know from piercings.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The name of the cheese that translates to recooked in
Speaker 3: Italian is recotta.
Speaker 1: And I was like, they don't recook marella. But I
Speaker 1: guess maybe on a pizza something in.
Speaker 3: Brail, a single dot represents the letter A.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna guess that I went.
Speaker 3: With I In a triathlon, there's three events. The last
Speaker 3: one is running. First, it's swimming, then biking, then running.
Speaker 5: Yeah, while you're wet.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that seems like a lot of chasing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 3: Our social media coordinator, Alexis's middle name starts with an A.
Speaker 3: It is not Albert, it is basic Annlexis.
Speaker 1: And I want to say, like over half of white
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Speaker 10: Name May.
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