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Speaker 4: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
Speaker 4: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 4: radio show, Yeah, I got one. I got a message
Speaker 4: for you today too, something I was thinking about that
Speaker 4: might help you along the way. The thing I appreciate
Speaker 4: about so many people that I learned from Bishop Jakes,
Speaker 4: Kenneth Olmer, Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, Joel Oldstein, I can't tell.
Speaker 1: You, and many more than that.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know I'm naming you know, famous people
Speaker 4: because I know you know these names. But my father,
Speaker 4: who you never met, was so great in my development
Speaker 4: as a man. But my mother thought have mercy. My
Speaker 4: mother she taught me about faith. She gave me the
Speaker 4: things I needed to know about. What I speak about
Speaker 4: every day basis was given to me by hers. So
Speaker 4: it's so many great people. But here's the thing that
Speaker 4: I've had to learn, and that is that if God
Speaker 4: got you through it.
Speaker 1: It's done. Move on.
Speaker 4: See, I can't tell you how many people don't really
Speaker 4: pay attention to that close enough.
Speaker 1: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 7: Move on.
Speaker 4: How many times have we as people allowed God to
Speaker 4: get us through something, get us beyond something, get us
Speaker 4: over something, get us through something, and then even after
Speaker 4: its completion, we sit there and we dwell on it,
Speaker 4: and we dwell on it to the point where it
Speaker 4: becomes an anchor around our neck, and we can't move on.
Speaker 4: We can't move on because we just won't let it go.
Speaker 4: It's done. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 4: Move on.
Speaker 1: Stop harboring on the past.
Speaker 4: Stop hanging on to every time you fail, Stop hanging
Speaker 4: on to every time you slipped up and messed up.
Speaker 1: Stop hanging on to every time you didn't get it right.
Speaker 4: So what everybody makes mistakes, Everybody messes up, Everybody don't
Speaker 4: get it right.
Speaker 1: Everybody's struggling with something. You ain't the only one, but
Speaker 1: my God, Man, if God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on. You hanging on to it for it.
Speaker 4: That's why he got it, got you through it, so
Speaker 4: you can move on from it. See a lot of
Speaker 4: things that happened to us that we think are negative
Speaker 4: or bad experience. These are lessons and what not to do.
Speaker 4: This is a way to have on now a bearing on.
Speaker 4: Look out for it.
Speaker 1: The next time.
Speaker 4: You got me once, you can't get me again. I'm
Speaker 4: telling you, man, if God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 8: You have got to move on.
Speaker 4: I use this analogy all the time. I'm gonna add
Speaker 4: a little bit to it. Bishop Jakes told me you
Speaker 4: cannot drive your car looking in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 4: See you know what your rearview mirror is actually for
Speaker 4: in your car. Your rearview mirror is designed. After I
Speaker 4: pass a car and I want to merge into that lane,
Speaker 4: or I want to make another move, I look up
Speaker 4: in the rear view mirror, and all I use it
Speaker 4: for it shows me that I've gotten past it. I've
Speaker 4: gotten past the vehicle I was passing, and I got
Speaker 4: enough room now clear to make my next move.
Speaker 1: That's what I use my rearview mirror for.
Speaker 4: I use my rear view mirror to just glance up
Speaker 4: every now and then to see what's coming up on me.
Speaker 1: That's all I use it for. Listen to me real close.
Speaker 4: Now, your rearview mirror on your car is after you
Speaker 4: passing something or you're passing by something, you can look
Speaker 4: up in the rear view mirror and it lets you
Speaker 4: know you're pasted it, you're beyond it. It's clear now,
Speaker 4: it's in the past. You no longer have to deal
Speaker 4: with it as the car that was in front of
Speaker 4: you blocking your way.
Speaker 1: You have passed it. You look up in the mirror,
Speaker 1: you've cleared it.
Speaker 4: Now if you on a switch lanes could slide on over,
Speaker 4: you got room. But that rearview mirror also lets you
Speaker 4: see if anything is coming up on you, and you
Speaker 4: just need to glance because if you moving forward, ain't
Speaker 4: a whole lot can come up on you. You just
Speaker 4: glancing every now and then, and it reminds you that
Speaker 4: you got through something and you got beyond something. That's
Speaker 4: what the rearview mirror for. Now, let's talk about that windshield.
Speaker 4: Why you think that windshields so big on your car.
Speaker 4: That's the biggest window on your car. You know why
Speaker 4: the wind shield so big because it's where you're going.
Speaker 4: Because even the automobile makers want you to have a
Speaker 4: wide view of where you're going so you can see
Speaker 4: what's up ahead. They put lights on the card night
Speaker 4: so you can have night vision and see what's up ahead.
Speaker 4: But you can uh oh man, oh see not why
Speaker 4: is that look? Think about that now before I move
Speaker 4: forward with this one. Think about that wind shield, man,
Speaker 4: Why is that wind shield so big so you can
Speaker 4: see where you're going? It's way more important where you're
Speaker 4: going than where you being, don't you see that. That's
Speaker 4: why the rear view mirror is so small, because it
Speaker 4: is nowhere near as important as it is as to
Speaker 4: where you're going. While you being just allows you to
Speaker 4: take a glance so you can make sure you clear it,
Speaker 4: so you can see if it's room enough for you
Speaker 4: to make your next move, so you can know that
Speaker 4: you've gone through it and go ahead on about your business.
Speaker 4: But that windshield, that windshield is for vision. A man
Speaker 4: without a dream of vision shall perish. That windshield is
Speaker 4: for somebody going somewhere. That windshielding for somebody else there
Speaker 4: trying to make another move. I'm gonna go right, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna left. I'm gonna get off on this exit. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take this detail. I'm gonna handle this sign. There's
Speaker 4: a new route. There's only so many miles left to go.
Speaker 4: That's what the windshield got. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 4: when you see a mile sign, you're driving on the freeway,
Speaker 4: you're on the interstate, and you let's say you driving
Speaker 4: to a particular city and you see a sign that
Speaker 4: says that city is thirty eight or one hundred and
Speaker 4: thirty eight miles away. That lets you know where you're going,
Speaker 4: and you're on the right path. Now, if you keep
Speaker 4: looking in the rear view mirror, you'll never know how
Speaker 4: close you are. You'll never know because you're driving your
Speaker 4: car looking in the rear view mirror. You all on
Speaker 4: the shoulder, you hit them, rocks up under your car.
Speaker 4: You just scared yourself to death because you know why,
Speaker 4: because you keep looking in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 1: Get out the rear view mirror. If God got you
Speaker 1: through it, it's done.
Speaker 9: Move on.
Speaker 4: So what he don't love you no more? And man,
Speaker 4: let's move on. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 4: God got something for you. If you get out your
Speaker 4: rearview mirror and get up in that wind shield. God's
Speaker 4: got something for you up ahead, but you can't see
Speaker 4: what's up ahead because you in that rearview mirror.
Speaker 1: If God got you through it, it's done. Let's move on.
Speaker 4: Come on, y'all, don't let the pass beat you up.
Speaker 4: That's the ingredients in the cake. You done made that already,
Speaker 4: that's done. Let's go God, look in the windshield, see what.
Speaker 4: God probably got something new for you if you get
Speaker 4: out the rear view mirror and look, open up your
Speaker 4: eyes and see.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go Today.
Speaker 10: You're listening ste Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for us to recognize,
Speaker 4: give honor and full credit. You could throw in some
Speaker 4: glory too, to the one and only who has done
Speaker 4: it again and again and again and done it like
Speaker 4: no other. I'm talking about the greatest of all time.
Speaker 4: There is none greater before or after.
Speaker 1: He stands alone. He is that dude.
Speaker 10: Awesome.
Speaker 4: Ain't really big enough to describe. I'm out of words now,
Speaker 4: I know superlatives for this. He's simply God capital G
Speaker 4: capital O capital.
Speaker 1: To d You ain't got.
Speaker 4: Nothing top that, bet you don't ladies and gentlemen, he
Speaker 4: has done it again.
Speaker 1: Put your hands together. Come on, clap it up.
Speaker 4: Clap it up, everybody, you tell you together, clap it off. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't clap it if you want to. Okay, he said,
Speaker 4: he watches.
Speaker 1: Oh you ain't got time to get him around and
Speaker 1: the plot.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, Okay, sit down with your honor hisself, mess around,
Speaker 4: have a little quick breathing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you about little stuff you need him
Speaker 4: for us. Little all that ass sipping you doing, You
Speaker 4: do know that's him. Ask anybody that's had a heart
Speaker 4: attack or a stroke how important it is to just
Speaker 4: be able to take nice breath. Ask anybody you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? People hen saved from a stroke? How
Speaker 4: many people he even brought back from a heart attack?
Speaker 4: Man God in the healing bez It's Steve Hard Morning Show,
Speaker 4: Shelley Strawberry, Colin Frell, Mississippi Monica Junior Government name kill
Speaker 4: Space and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to ask you what's going on today?
Speaker 8: Look, I just got a step question.
Speaker 4: Now, Oh he'll go, he will go. See that's what
Speaker 4: you need to do more often. Yeah, you need to
Speaker 4: put going in there by yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah I have.
Speaker 11: I've done that up. I'm trying to make it. I
Speaker 11: got a sup question, Matt. This is my first Father's Day.
Speaker 11: I keep hearing you and Tom and say it ain't
Speaker 11: worth it? Do I should I be expecting anything?
Speaker 1: Lower? Listen to me. I can tell you this right now. Huh.
Speaker 1: Lower all your expectations? What you mean? Lower? All over?
Speaker 4: Lower anything you're thinking about Father's Day? This is your
Speaker 4: first Father's Day. He and Tom have been doing this
Speaker 4: for years. I done had forty Father's Day.
Speaker 1: What are you expecting, Jim?
Speaker 4: What do you?
Speaker 1: I don't remember now? One? Oh, Well, I was expecting timing.
Speaker 11: I was expecting, like you know, everybody come over, everybody
Speaker 11: flying in from everybody.
Speaker 1: That's what you caught. What dogs? You think somebody by
Speaker 1: a plane ticket to come see you? They don't. They don't.
Speaker 7: Father?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Dog?
Speaker 4: You ain't been a far but one year you ain't
Speaker 4: even gonna You ain't even better fall the whole year yet.
Speaker 4: You might want to come hang out with me and
Speaker 4: earth cleck. You might want to do that. You might
Speaker 4: want nog You better buy you tick it and go
Speaker 4: some one ball. All the people in flying see you
Speaker 4: for what for Father's Day?
Speaker 1: For what?
Speaker 2: So so?
Speaker 5: No, not so.
Speaker 1: I have told you. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Speaker 4: Lower all your expectations for fathers all hard. You don't here,
Speaker 4: Get in this damn line with me and tell me
Speaker 4: you get this card and act like you're like frying
Speaker 4: this wood a pound, have a dog barking on the own.
Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 12: hear from the nephew who's also a father as we
Speaker 12: run that brank back.
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Speaker 12: run that prank back. What you got for us today,
Speaker 12: nep Why can't.
Speaker 6: I go out with my work wife and enjoy a
Speaker 6: good lunch without you interrupting to these husbands out there
Speaker 6: that's calling doing lunch.
Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want?
Speaker 10: Okay, what do you want?
Speaker 1: What is it that can't wait till she gets home?
Speaker 1: What is it.
Speaker 10: This one out?
Speaker 1: What is it that you just have to say in
Speaker 1: that one out? Yes, let's go. Let's go. Cat. He
Speaker 1: probably gonna call in the middle of this. Let's go.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, to speak
Speaker 13: to Alan? It is Alan? Who is this?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Alan?
Speaker 13: Yo? This Derek Man. Check us out, bro. You are
Speaker 13: Rachel's Rachel's husband.
Speaker 14: Right yeah, yeah, that's not bad? Means something wrong?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 13: I work this, Like I said this, Derek Man.
Speaker 14: I work with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're
Speaker 14: a supervisor or something. I mean you just this about
Speaker 14: work something. I mean she's doing a good job and
Speaker 14: everything came back.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, everything's straight. Man, ain't nothing wrong with
Speaker 13: the job. Everything is cool with the job. This this
Speaker 13: right here, man, is like what I noticed, man, And
Speaker 13: it's you know, it just seems like every single day,
Speaker 13: you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,
Speaker 13: you know, you will call and and and uh and
Speaker 13: then blocked up the whole hour of her lunch break.
Speaker 13: And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just
Speaker 13: trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like
Speaker 13: you just cut in on all the time that I
Speaker 13: have that I had with her.
Speaker 14: Well whoa wa wa whoa woa ho Hold up on,
Speaker 14: hold up, hold up, bro wait you what the keep
Speaker 14: doing at lunch with my lady?
Speaker 13: Son? Like I say, you know, we just we're just
Speaker 13: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems
Speaker 13: so rude.
Speaker 2: You know that rude? Rude you you okay?
Speaker 14: First of all, that's my lady. Okay, I can call
Speaker 14: her whenever the I feel like calling. That that's I
Speaker 14: pay for the phone deal I bought that iPhone five
Speaker 14: I could get called whatever. Please all right. Secondly, you
Speaker 14: ain't got no business being with a married woman alone
Speaker 14: at lunch. This ain't no date y'are supposed to be
Speaker 14: at work.
Speaker 13: No, we are at work. We call like I said,
Speaker 13: we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half
Speaker 13: the whole time I'm sitting in front of her. You know,
Speaker 13: we're supposed to be having lunch together, and she talking
Speaker 13: to you the hole.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's what's your name?
Speaker 13: Get named there there there?
Speaker 15: All right, Derek?
Speaker 14: You work at the same building now, okay, you you will.
Speaker 2: Work right now?
Speaker 14: Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job,
Speaker 14: y'all working the same flows. I'm goin to come and
Speaker 14: see you. You King's about to jump off way way
Speaker 14: different for you, straight up.
Speaker 13: Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What
Speaker 13: is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay, you
Speaker 13: act like you don't see her. You like you don't
Speaker 13: see her when she get home, you know. So why
Speaker 13: is it so important that you waste a whole hour
Speaker 13: of rush tun holding her waste?
Speaker 14: I'm talking to my lady, Okay, you understand that. Why
Speaker 14: don't you go out and get it and then you
Speaker 14: ain't got to worry about sitting up in front of
Speaker 14: the lady. That's my wife. I walked down the aisle
Speaker 14: with that. We got kids, we got a house, we
Speaker 14: take care of this.
Speaker 9: He helped me hold it down.
Speaker 2: And this you you you ain't you know it's like.
Speaker 14: You if you don't ever want to come in and
Speaker 14: do what they got stuff, always want to come in
Speaker 14: and somebody else's wife, And why won't you do this?
Speaker 14: Take take this advice and see what it works. Have
Speaker 14: works for you.
Speaker 2: Go to the church, library, grocery store where to find.
Speaker 14: Your debt, and you get you a chick. You gag
Speaker 14: her for a minute, You caught her for a minute,
Speaker 14: You romance up for me. That's what real men, do
Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's what I did.
Speaker 14: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's
Speaker 14: my heart. You try to sit up there in front
Speaker 14: of lunch with us every day for the past year.
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what, bro It may not be today,
Speaker 14: it may be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see
Speaker 14: me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
Speaker 14: It's gonna be a face to face you all.
Speaker 13: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.
Speaker 13: I'm done, okay, like I'm saying, I'm not trying to
Speaker 13: come between y'all. I'm just saying it's every day you
Speaker 13: call him, man, what do you want?
Speaker 5: That's it's right supposed to.
Speaker 14: Talk to every guy day.
Speaker 2: That's what a real do.
Speaker 14: You don't know about that because you are You ain't
Speaker 14: no real. All you know about is trying to holler
Speaker 14: at some street. You don't know what it is to
Speaker 14: put in work like a real man do, to actually
Speaker 14: hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, the family,
Speaker 14: the kids, and fixing the yards and fences. And you
Speaker 14: don't know nothing about that. All you know about is
Speaker 14: being a roture wife can't.
Speaker 2: Even go to work.
Speaker 14: But I like you trying to step in and don't
Speaker 14: mean no guy because but that's okay. Like I promise
Speaker 14: you I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and
Speaker 14: I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what
Speaker 14: this house is gonna go.
Speaker 2: It may not be the night, but.
Speaker 14: It's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now and then,
Speaker 14: you're gonna see me and I'm gonna see you.
Speaker 13: And I.
Speaker 14: What's your saying means I would come see you by tomorrow? Son?
Speaker 2: Mean you?
Speaker 1: Derek?
Speaker 2: That's your name right, Derek?
Speaker 5: My name?
Speaker 13: My name is there? Yes, you don't.
Speaker 14: I always want to people smiley face.
Speaker 2: In my wife's face.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it. You
Speaker 14: can please believe that. Please believe that talk to about
Speaker 14: a little friend at lunch and like how help get
Speaker 14: my up anyway?
Speaker 13: I got you know on how to Rachel phone.
Speaker 5: But that's besides.
Speaker 2: You'll watch from y'all. Ain't that cool? I don't think.
Speaker 9: I ain't never heard of.
Speaker 14: No derens before the day. And what sudden you calling
Speaker 14: me talking about you? Was at lunch every day with wife.
Speaker 5: And you a dog.
Speaker 13: It's a friendly lunch day, just what it is.
Speaker 14: I know how you do friendly.
Speaker 2: I know about all that.
Speaker 14: You ain't fooling me. Got no like you who pray
Speaker 14: on Mary women all the time because they like you.
Speaker 14: But that's like I said, it's gonna change shot.
Speaker 13: Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you
Speaker 13: don't know is is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up
Speaker 13: on the more than me Tommy.
Speaker 2: Tommy who's Tommy?
Speaker 13: Tommy is always pushing up on her? Tommy the one
Speaker 13: you need to be worried about.
Speaker 14: You have Tommy who who the Tommy dog dog nephew Tommy.
Speaker 13: Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 13: Steel harb In Morning show. Your wife Rachel got me
Speaker 13: the prank phone call.
Speaker 9: You can't believe y'all buggies me. Man, may I should
Speaker 9: have come down to.
Speaker 13: Man, man I am now.
Speaker 14: Oh well, you don't also gonna burn that building down.
Speaker 14: You don't even know?
Speaker 9: All right, tell me this is my prediction.
Speaker 14: Somebody gonna suck you up for real.
Speaker 2: You just play too much.
Speaker 13: May I'll Oh hey, man, take it out. You got
Speaker 13: to tell me this man, what is the baddest radio show.
Speaker 14: In the lay Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 12: Man, of course, all right, nephew, Coming up next, ask
Speaker 12: the coelo you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 12: Our special guests will be comedian and actor Jay Farrow.
Speaker 12: Jay is starring in the brand new movie The Blackening,
Speaker 12: and he's coming on to tell us all about it
Speaker 12: for the first time.
Speaker 10: That's at the top of the hour.
Speaker 12: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
Speaker 12: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 12: This one's from Hamena in a southfield. Amina writes, my
Speaker 12: son was playing football, but his coach wouldn't put him
Speaker 12: in the game because I didn't want to date him.
Speaker 12: I told my son's father and he told me to
Speaker 12: go on one date with his guy, with this guy
Speaker 12: so our son can play.
Speaker 10: Is he nuts? Or should I do it for my son?
Speaker 1: Your son steal as.
Speaker 4: You thank your son, and you'll think your son ain't
Speaker 4: in the game because you ain't going to date.
Speaker 1: He wasn't in the game before he had. Your boy
Speaker 1: wasn't in it. Your boy wasn't in the game.
Speaker 4: Here Now, your ragged ass husy talking about going to
Speaker 4: date so your son can play. He should have spent
Speaker 4: more time with the boy, turning him into a ball player.
Speaker 4: Now you want to do you're gonna fix it, get
Speaker 4: you a little participation trophy by have you dating the man.
Speaker 4: He ain't got to go out with this man. Take
Speaker 4: your man out. Take your son out of football. It
Speaker 4: ain't what he do. It ain't what he do, that's
Speaker 4: all son. No, listen to man, stop all this here.
Speaker 4: Your boy ain't a football player.
Speaker 10: That's all to it another sport.
Speaker 1: Just go do something else.
Speaker 4: Football puts it boy on the debate team. You want
Speaker 4: the football to debate. If you can't play what you
Speaker 4: want us to do?
Speaker 1: What you want? What you want baseball? Try some football, hard, Dan,
Speaker 1: ain't what your boy do? Now?
Speaker 4: You gonna got to go state the coach so this
Speaker 4: little boy can get some playing time.
Speaker 1: He didn't. Wasn't getting no playing time for The man
Speaker 1: asked you out.
Speaker 4: You know what you're gonna have to do for this
Speaker 4: boy to get on this on this field. Girl, you
Speaker 4: know what kind of date it's gonna have to be
Speaker 4: for this boy to come come out to her. Run
Speaker 4: a plate with his number. Yeah, no, listen to me,
Speaker 4: you'll take your boy out of football. Your boy can't
Speaker 4: play football.
Speaker 12: Next question, all right, all right, says I met a man, Shelley,
Speaker 12: And the Dr says, I met a man shortly after
Speaker 12: I moved here, and he spends most of his time here,
Speaker 12: but he works in the States. When he is in
Speaker 12: Florida working, I barely hear from him. Is this because
Speaker 12: he's married? Or is he really so busy that he
Speaker 12: can't answer my calls?
Speaker 1: What what do you think he was doing for? He
Speaker 1: came to the dr.
Speaker 4: Who are these people that y'all meet that y'all think,
Speaker 4: ain't got no history, no background, no luggage. He and Florida.
Speaker 4: He got full blown situation going on this floor. Your
Speaker 4: thought because he met you at the d R that
Speaker 4: he had just unplugged his whole life in Florida. Little girl, lady,
Speaker 4: how old you are? Smell the coffee because it's roasted? Okay,
Speaker 4: I ain't never said it before, Julian.
Speaker 10: For it just came to you in that moment.
Speaker 1: It's just brilliant, just like Tim is stupid. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Just come out, go ahead, all right?
Speaker 10: Moving on to Princess and Flint.
Speaker 12: Princess Sai, My husband jumped on my brother because he
Speaker 12: slept with one of my husband's ex girlfriends. My family
Speaker 12: is mad and they want me to be mad. He
Speaker 12: wouldn't have gotten beaten up if he didn't brag about it.
Speaker 10: What's right?
Speaker 1: Is right?
Speaker 10: Why should I be mad?
Speaker 4: Why is your husband jumping on your brother for dating
Speaker 4: ex girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Come on, why is your.
Speaker 4: Husband concerned about his ex girlfriend? How stupid are you
Speaker 4: and your rabbit ass family?
Speaker 1: What is you mad at this? What is you mad at?
Speaker 4: The brother fought exactly, The brother bragged about it. He
Speaker 4: slept with your husband's ex girlfriend. So, but now you
Speaker 4: mad at the brother and the family, But you ain't.
Speaker 4: You ain't mad at your husband for getting to fight
Speaker 4: over an ex. I wish I would, I wish I would.
Speaker 4: What I look like fighting? What because somebody slept with
Speaker 4: my ex? I'm gonna jump on him?
Speaker 1: Man? Please, man, I fighte. Anybody to go to go
Speaker 1: get involved in this, Go ahead, Please let me know
Speaker 1: how it works for you.
Speaker 16: Her family is on the brother's side because they're mad.
Speaker 16: They're mad at the husband. They're not mad, which is
Speaker 16: they're mad at the husband for beating up.
Speaker 10: But she ain't nogging, you know, lady, bragging about it.
Speaker 1: Why is your husband beating up your brother for sleeping
Speaker 1: with his ex?
Speaker 10: Exactly? That's the problem right right here?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 14: Why?
Speaker 1: Why is he even supposed to care? Augan?
Speaker 2: He's married to you?
Speaker 1: Now, man, lady, what's wrong with you? How you writing
Speaker 1: this letter? What he been doing to you?
Speaker 10: Come on?
Speaker 4: God? No, congratulations dog, because you're putting it on her.
Speaker 1: You got her brain? Ain't all twisted up? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: can't do it? No wrong?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 12: Last one, Steve, last one. This is from Dana and Durham.
Speaker 12: Dana Wrights. I'm forty four years old and I.
Speaker 10: Have a roommate that is a man.
Speaker 12: It's hard for me to explain to men that my
Speaker 12: roommate and I are platonic friends. Why are men so
Speaker 12: insecure about other men?
Speaker 1: Because we know what's all other man's mind.
Speaker 4: If it's on one man's mind, how the hell it
Speaker 4: ain't cross the other man's mind. Now, you dude, that
Speaker 4: might be liking you, But now you got a forty
Speaker 4: four year old roommate.
Speaker 1: He don't like you. See everybody else, Let's say you
Speaker 1: hit a room. Well, let's say you hit a room
Speaker 1: a roommate four?
Speaker 4: What did you done got yourself into? Did you get
Speaker 4: pay for by your damn sector? But you the one
Speaker 4: got a forty four year old man, and you think
Speaker 4: that ain't supposed to raise our brows? So you mean
Speaker 4: to tell me that this forty four year man?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you.
Speaker 4: So you think if you're sitting up in there watching TV,
Speaker 4: you gotta negli shall You don't? You don't think when
Speaker 4: he come in and try to sit down and watch
Speaker 4: TV too, you don't. You don't think he finished sit
Speaker 4: down and try to watch TV just to see what's happening. Oh,
Speaker 4: you'all friends, But guess what he don't really want to
Speaker 4: be your friends. Matter of fact, he hoping, he hoping
Speaker 4: you ask him to slide on across the hall. He
Speaker 4: even been, he dodn't been. He've been paying something down
Speaker 4: that hall so many nights you don't even know. Oh,
Speaker 4: he don't keep it in the room though, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell you keep it in the bathrooms, smelling your washcloth,
Speaker 4: all kinds of stuff. I'm just telling you, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on. You don't know how many times you came
Speaker 4: home he had food featured you too. How many times
Speaker 4: he done came in and brought you something to jesse
Speaker 4: chessy case. How many times has he tried to give
Speaker 4: you a live demonstration of the type of man he is.
Speaker 4: I bet he fixing up around the house, taking off.
Speaker 4: You ain't took out the trash since she's been necessary.
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen sooner or later.
Speaker 8: Beverly, when when rent do and it's the fifteenth he no.
Speaker 1: Damn where unnecessary question?
Speaker 8: He trying to get here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So now, why are men so insecure? Because we know
Speaker 4: how men are? We are all a certain way. That's
Speaker 4: what makes us me.
Speaker 10: It's just that you know men because you're a man.
Speaker 10: All right, thank you, Celo.
Speaker 12: Coming up next, our friend, stand up comedian and actor
Speaker 12: Jay Farrell, will be in the building right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show, everybody. We got a very very special guest
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 4: He's a stand up comedian, he's a bad man, he's
Speaker 4: an actor, he's a master impressionist. All he was a
Speaker 4: cast member on Saturday Night Live for six years, but
Speaker 4: since then he's been doing television movies. His newest project
Speaker 4: is called The Blackening. It's a horror comedy movie. It's
Speaker 4: coming out right in time for Juneteenth, and he's joining
Speaker 4: us to tell us more about it.
Speaker 1: Ladies, generally, let's just get to it.
Speaker 4: A funny man, a comedian, a master impressionist. Put your
Speaker 4: hands together for the one and only Jay found.
Speaker 13: Man. What's happening.
Speaker 15: What's happening. Blessings in the morning, Blessings in the morning. Blessing,
Speaker 15: that's all I gotta say.
Speaker 3: A lot of blessings, a lot of blessings at first
Speaker 3: time on the show.
Speaker 15: Man, Yeah, I know, that's that's that's surprising because we
Speaker 15: got and I know.
Speaker 13: I know, uh we didn't. I know you you always
Speaker 13: you always showed me love put my clips up.
Speaker 1: So got that.
Speaker 13: It's about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we always chop it up. I see him everywhere.
Speaker 4: We always talked me and him his system. You know,
Speaker 4: we had a great relationship.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 1: We stay in touch with each other. Man, get each other,
Speaker 1: help advite prayer, prayer, absolutely, a lot of prayer. Lowly
Speaker 1: everybody be prayer, everybody.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, let's talk about this new project you got,
Speaker 4: because since you left Saturday Night Live, man, you've been
Speaker 4: gv You've been doing movies. That is new Lionsgate horror
Speaker 4: comedy movie is called The Blackening and in the movie,
Speaker 4: a group of black friends went on the Juneteenth weekend
Speaker 4: getaway and got trapped in a cabin with a killer
Speaker 4: and they forced to play a game called the Blackening
Speaker 4: to survive.
Speaker 1: So tell us more about the movie and your character, Shank.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, you know, Sean is uh with a movie
Speaker 3: like you're saying it is? That is what it is
Speaker 3: that you got the group of friends that go out
Speaker 3: in there, they're in this cabin in the woods. Totally uh,
Speaker 3: totally regular for black people to be in the cabin
Speaker 3: in the woods, right, totally regular for us could be
Speaker 3: in the woods. And then you know they find out
Speaker 3: that they're you know, they're in a fight for their life.
Speaker 3: They're in a fight for the life, and they're all
Speaker 3: just trying to survive and get out without dying. And
Speaker 3: you know, the tagline for the movie is, you know
Speaker 3: you can't. You can't kill us first, you can't kill
Speaker 3: us all first, and so you can't. And uh, Sean,
Speaker 3: Sean is a bit my character is a bit open zealous,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, he's a bit too adventurous.
Speaker 3: I would like to say, I'm not like that in
Speaker 3: real life. I just as soon as I hear now
Speaker 3: squeak or something, I'm like, look, we ain't going there.
Speaker 3: Let let's turn around here, we gotta we gotta, we
Speaker 3: gotta go to another state.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 14: We heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we heard Sean is in the movie acting white.
Speaker 15: There you go, acting super Caucasian.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what curious?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Let's cause with the cave Yes, yes, super.
Speaker 4: Hey bro, you got all black cast. Now we know
Speaker 4: that black people are the first to die in the movie.
Speaker 4: So the whole first about trying to stay alive. So
Speaker 4: in order to stay alive, everybody got to prove they
Speaker 4: prove they blackness to the killer, So how does this
Speaker 4: all play out in the movie?
Speaker 1: Though, Man, can you give us any clue? We can see.
Speaker 15: I can't give you too much.
Speaker 3: I can't give you too much.
Speaker 15: Because I'm like man without giving without giving too much away.
Speaker 14: I can't give you too much without giving you too
Speaker 14: much away.
Speaker 3: But what I can say is it is an innovative
Speaker 3: I could say it's an innovative idea that's never been
Speaker 3: never been done before. And then you you know, black
Speaker 3: people in this film, you know, we're we're shown from
Speaker 3: different different aspects. You know, we're not monoliths. So there's
Speaker 3: there's all different types of black people from from every
Speaker 3: from everywhere that that story that stories haven't been told
Speaker 3: like they need to be told. So I think this
Speaker 3: is this movie is like a good corraling.
Speaker 13: Of that ja.
Speaker 1: It is so funny.
Speaker 16: So y'all in the cabin, y'all playing spades. It is
Speaker 16: so funny how you all have to prove who is
Speaker 16: the blankets. It's just interesting. You cannot predict what's gonna happen.
Speaker 16: That's what I thought about this movie. It's very, very
Speaker 16: funny from what I've seen so far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I'm saying innovative, and it's it's
Speaker 3: never this has never been done before, and I believe
Speaker 3: it's gonna set the precedent for like a lot of
Speaker 3: black horror or black comedy.
Speaker 15: Comedy horrors in general coming out. But for us to
Speaker 15: be able to shine like this in all black caves,
Speaker 15: Like it's just you know, it's just something, it's something
Speaker 15: beautiful to be a part of. And you know, the
Speaker 15: younger people that are looking at us, they're like, you know,
Speaker 15: I can do that too, And that's and that is
Speaker 15: the biggest message, you know that we can our voices
Speaker 15: can be heard, and our voices need to be heard
Speaker 15: and they will be heard.
Speaker 4: Hey, y'all listen, Uh this just sounds it's like for
Speaker 4: what to call it? And watching trailing everything. We're excited
Speaker 4: about this. This movie premieres this Friday. Everybody, you can
Speaker 4: get to the movies this Friday, June sixteen, right in
Speaker 4: time for June's team, well all audiences being able to
Speaker 4: enjoy this movie.
Speaker 13: Jay. Yeah, yeah, everybody, And this is a movie for everybody.
Speaker 3: Look, they had this, they had it playing at h
Speaker 3: at the Toronto International Film Festival, and you know that's
Speaker 3: Caucasian city right there, and all of the whole the
Speaker 3: whole theater was was cracking up and laughing.
Speaker 15: So I tell they have they have access to YouTube
Speaker 15: and social media, so.
Speaker 13: They watched them. They see, they see what we do.
Speaker 13: You know what I mean.
Speaker 15: We're getting out there.
Speaker 3: The word is getting out.
Speaker 1: There, man.
Speaker 3: But everybody can enjoy it. It's not just it's not
Speaker 3: just a black film. Black people can be unapologetic.
Speaker 5: In the theater.
Speaker 13: They can.
Speaker 3: They can talk to the screen, they can, they can
Speaker 3: yell out what not to do. It's really interactive. It's
Speaker 3: kind of like being in the metaverse, I would compare
Speaker 3: it to. But everybody is gonna have a good well Steve,
Speaker 3: you have me on something. Next time, I promise you
Speaker 3: in person, I'm gonna do you to you.
Speaker 15: I got you now.
Speaker 1: I got fine man, Hey man. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Jada Blackening is in theaters nationwide this Friday, June sixteenth,
Speaker 4: just in time for Juneteenth. Jay Ferrell, we love you,
Speaker 4: may congratulations dog.
Speaker 15: Good love you appreciate y'all.
Speaker 10: All right, coming up next, we'll tell you.
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Speaker 12: sounds like a fun show. Hey, hey, Steve, speaking of Vegas,
Speaker 12: Speaking of Vegas, we were all there when you retired
Speaker 12: from stand up in Las Vegas. It was a sold
Speaker 12: out show at the MGM Grand Arena. We remember it well.
Speaker 12: We ask you this all the time, but honestly, would
Speaker 12: you consider going back on stage just one more time?
Speaker 10: I mean, you got to miss some things about it,
Speaker 10: like the audience being back.
Speaker 1: On stage getting to last.
Speaker 4: I don't miss preparation and I don't miss the three
Speaker 4: hours before showtime because it's just good.
Speaker 1: Man, come out here, come on.
Speaker 4: But the only way I could do it is if
Speaker 4: I knew, if I knew, I was fitting to walk
Speaker 4: away from TV because I'm gonna be off TV right
Speaker 4: after the special.
Speaker 10: Man, you're gonna just say what you want to say that.
Speaker 1: Why can't you control what you're going you can keep? Well,
Speaker 1: think about the great specials you've seen.
Speaker 4: When you see that white boy Bill Burn, you see
Speaker 4: the sheer greatness man, Well, he can't hand on TV.
Speaker 4: When you look at Dave Chappelle, you see sheer greatness.
Speaker 4: You can't hand on TV.
Speaker 1: Show specially now.
Speaker 4: Selective Outrage by Chris Rock was a great comedy special.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but he was. He was right on the edge,
Speaker 1: right on the edge. I don't want to be on
Speaker 1: the edge. I want to be in the water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to do the jokes that's
Speaker 4: really really funny to me in my heart. If I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do one more, it'll be the stuff that I
Speaker 4: really think is really really funny in my heart, without
Speaker 4: reservations or feelings.
Speaker 1: The culture has really affected comedy.
Speaker 4: In a great way. Yeah, in a great way. And
Speaker 4: it's effected as to the what I mean, everybody's feelings
Speaker 4: is hurt.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 4: You can't make any type of statement anywhere without somebody,
Speaker 4: you know, Man, I watched and I sent it to
Speaker 4: our senio yesterday. I saw a clip popped up on
Speaker 4: my timeline, but when our senior was on his show.
Speaker 4: When we come back, I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 12: Okay, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 12: Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, Before we left for break, you were
Speaker 12: going to tell us about a clip you saw from
Speaker 12: our senior hall.
Speaker 4: You know, you know we were talking talking about Carla said,
Speaker 4: has counsel culture really affected comedy?
Speaker 1: And it has, man, because it's so pervasive.
Speaker 4: Now, we live in a society where you have to
Speaker 4: agree with everything everybody says, or else.
Speaker 1: You're politically incorrect. And that's not fair.
Speaker 4: It's not fair that all of us have to agree
Speaker 4: with everything you choose as a lifestyle, or what you
Speaker 4: choose as a decision to live your life or portray
Speaker 4: different things, or just your view, whether it's religious, whether
Speaker 4: it's race, whether it's sexuality, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Why is it that everybody has to.
Speaker 4: Agree with it because you've come to that conclusion and
Speaker 4: if they voice their disapproval, just like you voice your
Speaker 4: approval and you want everybody's consent, everybody don't have to
Speaker 4: consent to that. And it's unfair, Yes, carlge what I'm
Speaker 4: saying though, for comedy on stage, you can have your
Speaker 4: views and opinions.
Speaker 1: And you're not a comedian. You don't have to.
Speaker 16: Agree or disagree for whatever issues are out there. But
Speaker 16: I mean for you and Tim.
Speaker 1: But that's junior.
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. But listen here what I'm saying. Okay,
Speaker 4: listen to what I'm saying. Our view from a comedic
Speaker 4: standpoint about your race, your religion, your sexuality, your choices,
Speaker 4: your decision, all your political views. Now all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: we got to get canceled because we find something you
Speaker 4: say funny or we use you as the subject matter
Speaker 4: for the joke.
Speaker 1: And that's crazy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, used to say that all the time, Steve, when
Speaker 12: political correctness started, you know, it stems from their first
Speaker 12: political correctness.
Speaker 10: Now the whole culture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw you did senor.
Speaker 4: I was watching the clip last night of our center
Speaker 4: and I sent it to him. And our senior was
Speaker 4: doing this show. Two gay guys representing the gay community,
Speaker 4: and they yelled out to our Sinio, why don't you
Speaker 4: have any gaze on your show? And our sen him said,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, what And the guy stood up in
Speaker 4: the back just is doing the tape. He said, why
Speaker 4: don't you have any gaze on your show? He said, well,
Speaker 4: we may have gaze on my show, but they're not
Speaker 4: comfortable discussing their sexuality.
Speaker 1: They didn't bring it up.
Speaker 6: This was in the nineties, man, and he talked about
Speaker 6: how you had Elton John on the show, and.
Speaker 1: Then he said and he rocked it.
Speaker 4: He said, but no, man, don't don't come for me,
Speaker 4: like did you think I'm Johnny Carson or somebody like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna walk away? No, man, I'm cleaving. But the
Speaker 4: guy said, but you don't have any representation. He said, well,
Speaker 4: who you want on the show, And the guy named
Speaker 4: some dude that was obviously a gay guy, and Seno
Speaker 4: said he ain't interested. He said, I put people on
Speaker 4: the show that's interested. Don't nobody even know him? He said,
Speaker 4: get you a show and then he said, man, get
Speaker 4: you a show this. He said, gay people on there
Speaker 4: all the time, we just ain't talking about their sexuality.
Speaker 4: And that's the part of it, man, that gets to people.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry that I'm using just gay as the example,
Speaker 4: but that was on the tape. It goes into everything,
Speaker 4: your choice of religion, your choice of Hey.
Speaker 1: Man, Like I saw a clip. I saw this Arab.
Speaker 4: Guy who was just in dressed in the condurer and
Speaker 4: he had the head gear on.
Speaker 1: He walked into an all black classroom and had a bag.
Speaker 4: And he took the bag and threw it that whole room.
Speaker 4: That whole classroom got up and got out that door.
Speaker 4: Them black kids would roll. It becall the joke in
Speaker 4: it was because I'm dressed like this and I.
Speaker 1: Got this bag in my hand and I throw this bag.
Speaker 1: Everybody think it's a.
Speaker 4: Bomb exactly now now people in their community mad about that.
Speaker 4: Why are you perpetrating this stereotype, which I get, But
Speaker 4: the joke was him damn black clid. They damned it
Speaker 4: beat him out the room. Look, man, those stereotypes. It's
Speaker 4: called comedy.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 1: I've been telling black jokes for years, white joke for years.
Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, you can't say nothing about
Speaker 4: a group now because they offended.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean you could say it.
Speaker 6: You just got to be more clever with it. It's
Speaker 6: teaching me to be more clever. But you're still walking
Speaker 6: that line. That line is right there. See to Steve,
Speaker 6: you want to go over that line?
Speaker 12: Coming up next the Nephew and Today's prank phone call.
Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 12: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
Speaker 12: I stayed all night and heard everything. All right, we'll
Speaker 12: go into that find out what that's all about in
Speaker 12: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 12: the Nephew and the prank phone call.
Speaker 10: What you got for its nest?
Speaker 6: Well, Shirley, I work here, but but on this prank
Speaker 6: I work at the club. You know when I work
Speaker 6: at the strip club. And you know, y'all wouldn't believe
Speaker 6: what my name or my name is Thunderboat. Hello Thunderball,
Speaker 6: And you're scared of lightning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, hey, come on, worry show. You just don't
Speaker 1: want to be thunder I'm Thunderboat, you know, not lightning
Speaker 1: I'm thunderboat.
Speaker 4: And let me ask you a questions. What do you
Speaker 4: think a thunderboat is? You think this prank out?
Speaker 13: But you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what? Don't hold up, man, you know what
Speaker 1: I forgot? My man, my man, go ahead say it.
Speaker 1: You're stupid, That's what my problem. A thunderboat. Let's go
Speaker 1: to the club. Let's put it out there.
Speaker 2: Let's go hello, hey, man, let me let's me not here.
Speaker 5: Who's called?
Speaker 2: Hey, this thun the boat from the club?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 2: Uh? What times she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this thun the boat?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 2: What times she get in?
Speaker 14: What you mean?
Speaker 5: What time you get in?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: She ain't in here now. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm what you need.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm trying to I'm following up on. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got
Speaker 2: me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want
Speaker 2: to see it. Make sure I got the address and everything.
Speaker 2: Everything still on. You know, I don't already gave up.
Speaker 5: He got you dancing?
Speaker 13: Say what not? What you mean?
Speaker 5: She got you dancing?
Speaker 2: She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: So I went on and took off at the club,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know.
Speaker 5: She's already got my guy, ain't she ain't had to
Speaker 5: do no male dancing. I guess she now, my guess
Speaker 5: he goes she goes to school at night on week
Speaker 5: so you know, okay, okay, okay, I ain't David David
Speaker 5: fiance what yeah, that's my gas?
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to get married,
Speaker 2: squeaky squeaky Wait, wait, wait, okay, you my guys, ain't
Speaker 2: I'm David? Right, Okay, that's that's that's squeaky squeak Finna
Speaker 2: get me on my gas.
Speaker 5: You said you're a dancer.
Speaker 2: I dance that man is I'm thunder for But how
Speaker 2: do you know my gas? She come to the club
Speaker 2: on Saturday. She asked me about doing some dancing for
Speaker 2: this coming Saturday. So she already gave me half the money.
Speaker 5: He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girl
Speaker 5: she goes to school on saturdays. Mane you know now
Speaker 5: a board.
Speaker 2: Listen, First of all, I'm blown away by you're trying
Speaker 2: to tell me squeaking married that you got me really
Speaker 2: toe up.
Speaker 5: With I don't know, no, no, squeaky.
Speaker 2: That's what we call her. At the club. Man, Man,
Speaker 2: look at I'm not finna get into all of that.
Speaker 2: What I'm really calling by this she got me working
Speaker 2: this weekend, doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just
Speaker 2: make sure that we are for this week because I
Speaker 2: didn't get much spot up at the club.
Speaker 5: You trying to tell me, mich girl hanging out at
Speaker 5: a buck naked club.
Speaker 2: But dance man, Squeaky been coming up in there, man
Speaker 2: for the last buck a week.
Speaker 5: Been there long enough, have nick name?
Speaker 2: I do knowing Squeaky four five years. Squeaky been coming. Man,
Speaker 2: this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back.
Speaker 5: Oh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she
Speaker 5: get in here, and you can you know handle yours?
Speaker 5: Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you
Speaker 5: got to to get your little money or whatever.
Speaker 13: Or no no, no no, but I get my spot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait a minue, mate, that that's not say
Speaker 2: as you listening, man, I can't get my slide back
Speaker 2: at the club now. Squeaker got to give me the
Speaker 2: remaining balance, man, even if she ain't gonna do, I
Speaker 2: need my other wanning balance.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna give you the raining bounds of nothing.
Speaker 5: Hey man, I need to ring my money money that
Speaker 5: that she gave you. What you're saying anything, you can
Speaker 5: just count that out. She's gonna give.
Speaker 2: Your thing, hey mann, the boat gonna get his money, man,
Speaker 2: I need my one fitting.
Speaker 5: Then the boats gonna get his quips.
Speaker 2: Well, then that's what you got to do.
Speaker 5: And that's what you got to do, man, I tell
Speaker 5: you what that's for, Thunderboat for being anything to get
Speaker 5: no cash, talking about calling square kid all this, so
Speaker 5: I ain't working for to give money away to some
Speaker 5: boat lighting or whatever.
Speaker 2: I ain't. Man. Look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting.
Speaker 2: It's Thunderboat. Lightning worked on Wednesday night. Just thunderboat.
Speaker 5: I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
Speaker 5: but you need to holler that theam. But don't be
Speaker 5: calling here asking my gal to give you some money.
Speaker 5: Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 2: I ain't hearing it.
Speaker 5: Don't make nothing. I take all the money around here,
Speaker 5: So you ain't gonna get nothing from over yet. Finding
Speaker 5: so you can wipe that your mind.
Speaker 2: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
Speaker 2: You coming over here, I'm coming over there to get
Speaker 2: my money from Squeaky. Look, I ain't got time to play.
Speaker 2: I don't allow my slot at the club. See what
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 5: See if you get some money, get your breed out.
Speaker 2: Sunder coming over there to get the rest.
Speaker 13: Of his dollar.
Speaker 5: You better not bring up over here because you come back.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
Speaker 5: I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you had
Speaker 5: got you some money already. She riding here giving you
Speaker 5: money away. I'm struggling. I tell you what, you bring
Speaker 5: your overhither you want to and watch for to hound.
Speaker 2: Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm finna come over
Speaker 2: there and wait outside the down so Squeaky to get
Speaker 2: there to get the rest of my money. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over and sit
Speaker 2: outside what I'm finna come over there and wait outside
Speaker 2: for Squeaky to get there so I could get the.
Speaker 5: Rest of my money over here and sit outside my house.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm finna do. Is that's what it takes
Speaker 2: for me to get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 5: I tell you what you bring. On over here there
Speaker 5: and sit outside my house and we can get your
Speaker 5: see you blow the horn. That's what you do, You
Speaker 5: blow the horse. I come out there and meet you
Speaker 5: and let you know what's going down to busty and
Speaker 5: we meet me in there. She can see your lay
Speaker 5: it out like the mother. Come on over here and
Speaker 5: get your money.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give my money. Oh it, Squeaky on
Speaker 2: you one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finna come
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 5: Don't give them. What's she on you about? Said that mom?
Speaker 5: Is she giving you? You ought to be happy with that.
Speaker 5: You want to come over here talking about you want
Speaker 5: some more money.
Speaker 2: You know somebody on thunder boat one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars and thunder boat gonna get it money.
Speaker 5: Brotter, try to go and dance at the club on
Speaker 5: this weekend. So here you will not be dancing at
Speaker 5: the talking about hitting out front of my house.
Speaker 2: Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction
Speaker 2: is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to
Speaker 2: do with you no way.
Speaker 5: Hey, the name is then it's got everything to do
Speaker 5: with me. You call my counsel talking about killing you
Speaker 5: something mine hand. I'm gonna right now bring you over here.
Speaker 5: I got your money, Come get your when I got
Speaker 5: your money right here, Gonna be sitting out front waiting
Speaker 5: on you.
Speaker 2: Squeaky the one to ask for me to dance Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus tips. Now,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna get no kipps, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: I am gonna get my three hundred dollars. So I
Speaker 2: got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one
Speaker 2: fifty with Squeaky. Get on. You ain't getting it from me.
Speaker 5: You're gonna get your busser from me.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
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Speaker 12: Subject, I stayed all night and heard everything. Dear Stephen Shirley,
Speaker 12: I'm twenty nine years old and I'm divorced. I've been
Speaker 12: seeing a man from my past. We reunited after my
Speaker 12: divorce and he told me he was in a situation
Speaker 12: with a woman. After months of messing around with him,
Speaker 12: I found out he and this woman were a lot
Speaker 12: more serious than he said they were, So I let
Speaker 12: her know that we were messing around too, so she
Speaker 12: did not get too comfortable.
Speaker 10: She copped an attitude with me, and she called me
Speaker 10: a side chick.
Speaker 12: Since she's not his wife, I figured he was fair game,
Speaker 12: so I am still messing with him too.
Speaker 10: She told our boyfriend that I called her.
Speaker 12: And all he said was that I'm the number one
Speaker 12: woman in his life and I shouldn't even worry about her.
Speaker 12: But I was at his house Thursday night and we
Speaker 12: had taken a bubble bath and I was warming up
Speaker 12: food I brought over. We heard a car pull up
Speaker 12: and he said it was the other woman. He panicked
Speaker 12: and told me to go into his office, his home office,
Speaker 12: and lock the door and he'd get rid of her.
Speaker 12: First off, she had her own key and let herself in.
Speaker 12: He said welcome home, and I heard them kissing. He
Speaker 12: asked her if she was hungry, because he picked up
Speaker 12: food after the gym. He said he had just taken
Speaker 12: a hot bath because he was sore after his workout.
Speaker 12: She said that she'd been so she'd been to have
Speaker 12: the hours, and she stopped by to do some freaky
Speaker 12: things to him before she went home.
Speaker 10: He tried to stop her, but he couldn't.
Speaker 12: They had the longest loudest sex I had ever heard.
Speaker 12: I started to leave out of the room, but I
Speaker 12: did not feel like fighting a drunk woman. He knocked
Speaker 12: on the door to wake me up.
Speaker 10: After she left.
Speaker 12: He said that I'm still number one, and he begged
Speaker 12: me not to dump him. She did come on real strong,
Speaker 12: and he did try to stop her. Should I let
Speaker 12: this slide or leave him alone?
Speaker 13: Girl?
Speaker 10: Come on, come on now, you gotta stop.
Speaker 12: I mean, you were right there, locked up in the closet.
Speaker 10: In his home office. You heard everything you said.
Speaker 12: It was the longest loudest sex you ever heard. You
Speaker 12: heard this with your own ears. What more do you
Speaker 12: need to hear? This man is having his way with
Speaker 12: the both of you, and you already knew this. I mean,
Speaker 12: you called him early on in the letter our boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He's winning.
Speaker 12: He has absolutely no incentive to stop seeing the both
Speaker 12: of you. He's living his best life right now. Apparently
Speaker 12: all he had to do was tell you that you're
Speaker 12: number one, and after.
Speaker 10: That he can do whatever he wants.
Speaker 3: He can do it.
Speaker 10: You're not number one. These are just words that came
Speaker 10: out of his mouth. He didn't mean any of this.
Speaker 10: No one, especially a number one, would ever.
Speaker 1: Be treated like this.
Speaker 12: What are you talking about? And don't make excuses for him.
Speaker 12: She came on real strong, and he did try to
Speaker 12: stop her. He didn't try hard enough.
Speaker 10: I mean, they did what they did. Okay, you heard
Speaker 10: it all. She has a key to his house.
Speaker 12: When she came through the door, he said, welcome home,
Speaker 12: and he tells you to lock yourself in the home office.
Speaker 12: He had to wake you up because she fellos.
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 10: Stop this madness.
Speaker 12: Okay, it doesn't sound like you're number one to me
Speaker 12: or anyone else here, but it sure sounds like she is.
Speaker 12: Here's a deal. He's got two women. You're in a
Speaker 12: three ry relationship or a throttle if you will, and.
Speaker 10: You're sharing a man. Is this what you want? I mean,
Speaker 10: what is your endgame here?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 10: Don't settle for this. This is craziness, Steve.
Speaker 1: I got tired.
Speaker 4: Yeah, about three quarters into the letter, I was just
Speaker 4: exhausted trying to keep up with all this ignorance. You're
Speaker 4: twenty nine and divorced. You're seeing a man from your past.
Speaker 4: We reunited after my divorce. Now you in the rebound stage.
Speaker 4: You want to still feel wanted, like somebody wants you,
Speaker 4: So you get somebody you had in the past.
Speaker 1: Now, he told you he was in a situation with
Speaker 1: a woman. He told you.
Speaker 4: Now, the fact that he don't tell you the extent
Speaker 4: that ain't got nothing to do with it. He told you,
Speaker 4: I'm in a situation with the woman. After months of
Speaker 4: messing around with you, I found out that he and
Speaker 4: this woman were a lot more serious than he said
Speaker 4: they were.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. He told you here
Speaker 1: in a situation.
Speaker 4: With a woman.
Speaker 1: Now you're talking about you find out it's a lot
Speaker 1: more serious than he said. He told you. So now
Speaker 1: you found out there's a lot more serious than he
Speaker 1: said they were.
Speaker 4: So I let her know we were messing around too,
Speaker 4: so she didn't get too comfortable. What you thought that
Speaker 4: was a good IDEA Wait a minute, this is how
Speaker 4: you think you secure a man. Call the other woman
Speaker 4: and tell her you messing around with him too, that
Speaker 4: you think if you break them up, that's gonna put
Speaker 4: y'all together?
Speaker 1: Is that what you thought?
Speaker 4: I keep kidding me, So then I told her not
Speaker 4: to get you comfort. She caught the attitude with me
Speaker 4: and called me a side chick because that's what you are.
Speaker 1: Sad she know it.
Speaker 4: Since she's not his wife. I figured he was fad game,
Speaker 4: so I'm still messing with him. Okay, so you signed
Speaker 4: up for the bullcrap told you he was in a situation.
Speaker 4: You called the woman to tell her not to do comfortable,
Speaker 4: not to get you comfortable. She shocked you with the news,
Speaker 4: I am comfortable. You the side kick, baby, baby, baby, Relax,
Speaker 4: you're the other thing.
Speaker 12: Oh we'll have part two with your response coming up
Speaker 12: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter
Speaker 12: subject I stayed all night and heard everything.
Speaker 10: We'll got back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 10: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: I stayed all night and heard everything.
Speaker 4: Twenty nine year old divorced woman been seeing this man
Speaker 4: from a past he got together with after she got together.
Speaker 1: With him after her divorce. He told this woman.
Speaker 4: He was in a situation, true told After months were
Speaker 4: messing with him, she found out that this woman was
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 1: More serious than he said they were. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he told you they was in a situation.
Speaker 4: So then I let her know that we were messing
Speaker 4: around too, so she didn't get too comfortable.
Speaker 1: What wait a minute, you.
Speaker 4: Told her that you and this zooe messing around too
Speaker 4: in her not to get too comfortable.
Speaker 1: She caught the attitude with me and told and called
Speaker 1: me a side chip. Well you are.
Speaker 4: She knows it, and we're gonna find out in the
Speaker 4: letter why you decide? You but you already decide. When
Speaker 4: he told you he was in a situation with a woman,
Speaker 4: you signed up fordy way, you signed the agreement to
Speaker 4: be the side chick when he told you he was
Speaker 4: already with somebody. Since she's not his wife, I figured
Speaker 4: he was fat game. So I'm still messing with him.
Speaker 4: I can't tell you how many women moves out on
Speaker 4: that the little thinking right there you're doing. She told
Speaker 4: our boyfriend that I called her, and all he said
Speaker 4: was I'm number one woman in his life and I
Speaker 4: shouldn't worry about her.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, let me ask you. So when he
Speaker 1: was typing this letter, you ain't read none of this.
Speaker 1: You read you even you even capitalized the word our.
Speaker 4: She told our boyfriend I call her, and he said,
Speaker 4: I'm number one woman, as I shouldn't worry about her.
Speaker 1: Oh but then here go you problem.
Speaker 14: Use.
Speaker 4: That is how Thursday night, y'all had took a bubble
Speaker 4: bath and you was warming up food that you bought over.
Speaker 4: We heard the car pull up. He said, it was
Speaker 4: the other woman. Oh showtime. Now this is why I
Speaker 4: call this show time. Car pulled up.
Speaker 1: It's the other woman, showtime, he panied.
Speaker 4: Told me to go into his home office and lock
Speaker 4: the door, and he get rid of her.
Speaker 1: What he could tell you anything.
Speaker 4: You took your raggedy ass, your slide chick hands in
Speaker 4: the office and locked the door as she was.
Speaker 1: Told to do. Yes, yes, first off she had her
Speaker 1: own key and let her in and he said, welcome
Speaker 1: home again.
Speaker 4: He told you to go in the home office, lock
Speaker 4: the door, be quiet, don't come out.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 4: She came in the door with the keith. He said,
Speaker 4: welcome home. Your asses aside.
Speaker 1: Oh he's having fun, and I.
Speaker 4: Heard them kiss it. He asked her if she was
Speaker 4: hungry because he picked up some food after the jail.
Speaker 4: That's the food you fought my man right in and
Speaker 4: that we unlocking the door. Y'all ain't got the damn
Speaker 4: thing in him. All that PM changed. I bought all
Speaker 4: that in there, all of that number seven.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite.
Speaker 4: You not getting that Google got paid. Keep your damn
Speaker 4: hand off that egg for young Ain't none of that, y'all.
Speaker 4: And I asked for extra writing. I just shripped every beat.
Speaker 4: Nothing to do that. That's the food y'all picked up.
Speaker 4: He said, he picked it.
Speaker 1: Up in Jim.
Speaker 4: He said he's just taking a hot bath because he
Speaker 4: was so after the workout. Y'all took a buffer bath together.
Speaker 4: He'd have told her he just got out the bath
Speaker 4: tub because it's still steamy in there. She said she
Speaker 4: been happy, y'all, and stopped by to do some freaky
Speaker 4: things infore she went home.
Speaker 1: Tried to stop her, but he could, did he right.
Speaker 4: I don't want.
Speaker 1: Get up, get up, but you you know no, don't
Speaker 1: stop you up. Don't do that. Get up baby, Come
Speaker 1: on now, don't do that.
Speaker 4: Get a pillow, stop stop, don't do that, get up off,
Speaker 4: don't get up, off your knee, get up.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry stop what How hard did he try
Speaker 1: to stop?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 10: Not very hard.
Speaker 1: They had the longest loudest sex.
Speaker 4: I have ever heard. The homeboy was in there trying
Speaker 4: not to, but something told him to go ahead. They
Speaker 4: had the longest loudest sex I have ever heard.
Speaker 1: Ever. That's why she got to keep.
Speaker 4: That's why he said, welcome home, because it's the loudest.
Speaker 4: Long is sick. Your sex is quiet. Shot is long
Speaker 4: and loud. You're in that old you you you you
Speaker 4: baby six?
Speaker 10: She's what see you?
Speaker 1: You baby sex? You good? Good, I'm good, start in it.
Speaker 1: You better? What you doing to me?
Speaker 4: I didn't feel I started to leave out the room,
Speaker 4: but I ain't feel like fighting a drunk woman. He
Speaker 4: knocked on the door to wake me up after she left,
Speaker 4: he said.
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Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is Junior and Sports Talk right
Speaker 10: after this. You're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, it's time now for you and Sports Talk Junior.
Speaker 10: What you got you yeah?
Speaker 8: Sure, yeah, yeah sure, no no, I'm not now, I'm not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 11: First of all, the Heat lose Denver was the champions.
Speaker 11: Congratulations to the Nuggets. They stay first one.
Speaker 1: I understand that.
Speaker 11: But the problem I have is the heat loss. And
Speaker 11: now I find out today that I ain't getting nothing
Speaker 11: for Father's Day. There's a lot of pressure right now. Okay,
Speaker 11: the stuff I had prepared for Sunday, I'm not gonna get. Okay,
Speaker 11: First of all, I hired this caterer, Okay.
Speaker 8: Got him coming. I've got the happy Father's Day banner
Speaker 8: I'm hanging up today.
Speaker 11: And now, yeah, this is my first one. Why would
Speaker 11: I not celebrate my first Father's Day? What's y'all talking about?
Speaker 11: And then y'all just tell me, ain't nobody coming, Ain't nobody.
Speaker 10: From out of town?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 10: What about that kind of holiday?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on.
Speaker 11: I realized that I'm married into a family, and I
Speaker 11: realized when the kids needed advice, I was there. Okay,
Speaker 11: when they needed money, I was there. Okay, See I
Speaker 11: did it.
Speaker 8: And not only that, the grandchildren coming because I'm a
Speaker 8: grandfather as well.
Speaker 11: See, there's a lot of things happening in my life
Speaker 11: right now, and I don't understand how y'all gonna tell
Speaker 11: me that I'm not getting.
Speaker 10: Nothing and then heat lose.
Speaker 8: I'm having a problem.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, we're gonna tell you not a minute, because
Speaker 1: he's gonna see it. In just a few days.
Speaker 13: Yo.
Speaker 4: Monday, Yo, Monday, we'll be discussing the gifts you didn't get.
Speaker 10: That you wanted.
Speaker 11: See, y'all are so hurtful, y'all like crushing my feelings, y'all,
Speaker 11: like doing this.
Speaker 1: What you want us to do with your little feelings?
Speaker 1: What you want us to do with them?
Speaker 8: But first of all, those be yours. I'm not little feelings.
Speaker 8: I have feelings.
Speaker 4: I know. No, you got feelings right now? No, I
Speaker 4: don't know what you want you want to Well, well
Speaker 4: you're not getting the damn.
Speaker 1: Thing for Father's Day, and welcome to the club, just like.
Speaker 6: He's throwing his own party. Go buy yourself something, get yourself, wow,
Speaker 6: wrap it up, Wrap it up. Then open it up
Speaker 6: and find out what you gave yourself.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 8: Wow, I can't believe y'all.
Speaker 1: I can't believe y'all. Right now, let's let's go around
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 2: Junior.
Speaker 1: What kind of gift? What do you want for Father's a?
Speaker 6: Car.
Speaker 1: A car.
Speaker 10: Okay, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Okay, father, I asked for three of those uh those
Speaker 6: those new track suits. Everybody win. I asked for three
Speaker 6: and then we'll see if I can get them. You're getting, right,
Speaker 6: that goes?
Speaker 10: Not a car, but a card. That's what you're getting.
Speaker 10: R Yes, what you want?
Speaker 1: Hold, I stopped wanting stuff for the hole time.
Speaker 10: Really have low expectation.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, don't have dinner with my wife.
Speaker 1: That's it. That can't be none. Okay, ragged ass kids
Speaker 1: of mine? Whatever.
Speaker 4: That only excuse you got everything, daddy. We don't know
Speaker 4: what to get you. Well, think of something, damn all right.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
Speaker 10: lost a.
Speaker 12: Cap on a front tooth before his wedding and his
Speaker 12: fiance is freaking out. We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show, all right, Steve. So this
Speaker 12: one is from bride to be in Arkansas. She says,
Speaker 12: I'm engaged to a great man and two years ago
Speaker 12: he had a really bad car accident that chipped his
Speaker 12: two front teeth. The cap on one of his front
Speaker 12: teeth popped off recently and broke so as Dennis had
Speaker 12: to order a new cap and we were told it
Speaker 12: could take up to six weeks to come in. We're
Speaker 12: getting married July first, and my fiance will not wear
Speaker 12: a temporary flipper tooth for the wedding. I don't want
Speaker 12: his chip tooth smile on my wedding pictures. Should I
Speaker 12: postpone everything for now? Or am I supposed to act.
Speaker 10: Like this is just no big deal?
Speaker 4: The homeboygo had to put that little fake thing in there. Now,
Speaker 4: I got a partner that heead it's tooth. Cute h
Speaker 4: They made one, but it was a little bit longer
Speaker 4: than the other one. Boy, let me tell you how
Speaker 4: hard we would laughing because he told us about it.
Speaker 4: And then Cliff said, hey, man, do me a favor.
Speaker 1: Put put it in.
Speaker 4: He went in the house and put it in and boil.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something he wanted. He wanted to whoop,
Speaker 4: I asked. I laid down next to the truck. It's
Speaker 4: the dirt stretcher out laugh. He had a tooth longer
Speaker 4: than the other one. Who I was screams, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you need to get that. You need to get that
Speaker 4: tooth put in there. You need to get that and
Speaker 4: if I don't know how you postpone the whole wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how you do that. And July first,
Speaker 1: that ain't long.
Speaker 6: You should have better, Dennist, though, you are ready to
Speaker 6: get something six weeks, man, you can get something tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I'm gonna have to pay a little money.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. I got to get this fun too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: allna be, We're gonna be. I think Jack adopted with
Speaker 1: his wife.
Speaker 12: Thinct Babe, all right, we have we have time for
Speaker 12: one more Steve. This is from k KK in New Jersey.
Speaker 12: KK says, I'm an executive assistant for a media personality
Speaker 12: and her son and I work closely together. I'm thirty
Speaker 12: six and he's twenty seven years old. We started messing
Speaker 12: around when we traveled together. Long days led to sleepless
Speaker 12: nights and crazy sex with this younger man. Now I'm
Speaker 12: pregnant and he's very happy about it. But I'm afraid
Speaker 12: I'll lose my job when I tell my boss. Her
Speaker 12: son thinks she won't care that we're having a baby together.
Speaker 12: Should I tell her I'm pregnant? But wait to say
Speaker 12: who the daddy is?
Speaker 1: Girl? This she gonna beat your ass her boss old
Speaker 1: though you lost the job.
Speaker 13: Oh you.
Speaker 1: All, she's lost their job. Yeah, you can kiss this job. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: This young boy, this young boys just.
Speaker 4: He got you all missed up, you see, you old fool,
Speaker 4: and you done got pregnant as old as you are.
Speaker 1: Don't you know that if you do that with no protection,
Speaker 1: that you will get pregnant. That didn't cross your mind, recklessly,
Speaker 1: you stupid. I don't know what tell you, lady. I
Speaker 1: can't help you.
Speaker 4: But that lady right there, when she find out, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be a problem. And it's not because you did
Speaker 4: something on the job, just cause it's her son. So
Speaker 4: now your old coopar behind, gonna trap my boy. And
Speaker 4: you know how to get pregnant. How old is this lady?
Speaker 10: She is thirty six and the and the sun is
Speaker 10: twenty seven.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, all
Speaker 4: this stone. Oh but just you might as well just
Speaker 4: figure out what order you want to do it. Then
Speaker 4: you want to tell her you pregnant, and then it's
Speaker 4: by the boy, and then y'all want to hold hands
Speaker 4: and go sit with her at the table and tell
Speaker 4: her how y'all want to do it, y'all want to
Speaker 4: do it this far, all this day because that's what.
Speaker 10: He and this is her boss's grandson too, a grandchild.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's wait a minute, boss, oh that would be
Speaker 4: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but shoo though.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you this is a mess?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know that's up your money.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you gotta take care of this baby.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 10: This this is a mess, all right.
Speaker 12: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show, Steve.
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Speaker 8: When are you called a cup?
Speaker 10: Smells chocolate? It I can smell vegetables too.
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Speaker 12: All right, we got more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 12: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 12: We will play around it would you rather right after
Speaker 12: this you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: It is time now, guys for around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 12: Would you rather change one thing on your face? Or
Speaker 12: would you rather change one thing on your body?
Speaker 1: My faces fine? What tell them sexy? What what you say?
Speaker 4: My face is fine? Well, it ain't no need of
Speaker 4: trying to fix one thing. But then for what we
Speaker 4: left with, what you're gonna do about the other folk thing?
Speaker 1: What did you gonna fix your face or something on
Speaker 1: your body? Which one?
Speaker 4: I fix something on my body? But before I do that,
Speaker 4: what you're gonna fix on your body?
Speaker 10: You can't get off of that.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of ideas, But.
Speaker 4: What would you change about me? I changed them. I
Speaker 4: lifted them short ass legs.
Speaker 1: I do that.
Speaker 10: For starters.
Speaker 1: Its no, that's just all we got to do. You
Speaker 1: know he would fix well, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: fix it on his body? Tell me, but I would.
Speaker 1: I would have him.
Speaker 4: Consider either removing his head airline. I would just get
Speaker 4: rid of the hairline. Because you need to stop. We
Speaker 4: need to stop, because it's back there by his head says.
Speaker 4: Right now, that's all I change.
Speaker 1: You need. You need to just stop stop having this hairline.
Speaker 4: It's not receding anymore, it's actually marching.
Speaker 10: Would you rather have all of your teeth pointing?
Speaker 12: Or would you rather have a corn on each toe
Speaker 12: all of your teeth pointing, or a coin corn on
Speaker 12: each toe?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take them coins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna like them coins, because that's
Speaker 4: gonna be hal to walk in. But you but let
Speaker 4: them a little sharp ass teeth that now you smile
Speaker 4: and look like a little evil ass.
Speaker 1: Listen, all right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather have a spouse that cooks every day?
Speaker 12: A spouse that cooks every day? Or would you have
Speaker 12: rather have a spouse that wants sex every day? You
Speaker 12: want sex every day?
Speaker 1: Dre here every day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have a wife that cooks every day? Or have sex
Speaker 1: every day? Yeah? Man, I wanted to.
Speaker 4: I want her to want to have sex every day
Speaker 4: so she can feel like she can feel what they
Speaker 4: feels like. You're turned down?
Speaker 1: What you're gonna say? Not today, I'm not in the move.
Speaker 1: How that feels. Stop? I'm sleepy.
Speaker 4: See you last night too, okayah, and the night before last?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: They thank you, guys.
Speaker 12: That's today's round of would you rather? We'll be back
Speaker 12: to close out the show with some closing remarks from
Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
Speaker 12: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are, guys,
Speaker 12: our last break of the day on this Wednesday hump day. Now,
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Speaker 10: Okay, yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: That you get it right now? Now loaded, let's go.
Speaker 12: Hey Steve, before you get to your closing or we
Speaker 12: we have one more? Would you rather for your couple more?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 12: Would you rather have five small homes in different cities
Speaker 12: or just a big mansion in LA? Five small homes
Speaker 12: in different cities or a mansion in LA? Would you
Speaker 12: rather which one?
Speaker 10: Think about it?
Speaker 4: Come films on the tiny homes small homes, small, not
Speaker 4: tiny small.
Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm gonna be in l A, l A.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Junior, I'm gonna take the fat home.
Speaker 10: Yeah, five small homes in different cities.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I ain't never had fast nothing, so i gotta take
Speaker 11: They talking about it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, all right, big dog, someone who's done this
Speaker 10: probably already.
Speaker 1: Don't take a mansion in l a mm hmm.
Speaker 10: And okay, all right, why was that small home?
Speaker 1: They gonna that's a sidewalk in front of your house.
Speaker 1: That can't happen.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, youa famous for that.
Speaker 1: Big Don Steve here, what sidewalk mail man?
Speaker 4: I ain't never seen the damn mail man a throwing
Speaker 4: paper up on your tree, lawn and stuff.
Speaker 12: Right, but you have probably witness on Saturday nicer neighbors
Speaker 12: than you have right now.
Speaker 1: I don't even know my damn neighbors. You know that
Speaker 1: one lady, how far the house? How far is the
Speaker 1: name from?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 6: Just still next though? Can you see the house from
Speaker 6: your house? Probably with some binocular?
Speaker 1: All right? Last one?
Speaker 12: Would you rather be On's Wealthiest List Forbes Wealthiest List
Speaker 12: or would you rather be on GQ's Most Fashionable List?
Speaker 1: Ford's hell? Forbes? Thank you damn but no, damn GQ.
Speaker 4: But you sitting up there with that nice sens houth
Speaker 4: it on, broke his hair, you know, put your last
Speaker 4: on that bag and all this.
Speaker 1: On be on that Forbes list.
Speaker 4: Dress just like Bill Gates, like he ain't, like he
Speaker 4: ain't got a damn job. Bill Gates dressed like he
Speaker 4: shopped right out of Ross. He ain't even in Walmart.
Speaker 4: He just said rass TJ Max buying stuff up. He'd
Speaker 4: be wearing Dockers. I'll be going dug what.
Speaker 10: He keeps his money?
Speaker 1: See that ain't no what do you mean? That's how
Speaker 1: you keep your money? If he doesn't spend it a
Speaker 1: lot to him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't spend a lot. No, that's some clothes is important
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, that's Bill Gates. It's not obviously.
Speaker 12: Well then why don't you want to be on GQ's
Speaker 12: Most Fashionable list?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 4: Because you because yeah, you said, would you rather what
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna be on if I can be on
Speaker 4: Forbes Riches list? What is you talking about? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be on that list. And then once I get
Speaker 4: on that list, y'all can just watch the show after that?
Speaker 10: What is gonna happen?
Speaker 1: I ain't no telling Steve just out here?
Speaker 10: Well you have unclosed at all?
Speaker 8: Maybe which would you even speak to us again?
Speaker 1: Would you talk to us? Y'all? Y'all go, y'all, can
Speaker 1: y'all can immediately delete my contact?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 4: I might as well just go on just for money
Speaker 4: and going write y'allself a little tell all books. All
Speaker 4: y'all have on is comments all Steve's comments he'd have
Speaker 4: made on all commercial breaks since two thousand. But that's
Speaker 4: so that be a hello read for.
Speaker 1: He said, what go to eighty five? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, because people ask us all the time, what is
Speaker 10: it like to work with Steve?
Speaker 3: What is it like?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I try to be I try to be kind though,
Speaker 4: you know, to be I try to impart the things
Speaker 4: I've learned. You know, I'm older than everybody on the show.
Speaker 4: You know, I've been at this longer than everybody on
Speaker 4: the show. So I'm the elder statesman over here, so
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, yeah, man, you do in.
Speaker 10: Part lots of wisdom.
Speaker 1: Y'all listen sometime when don't give em? Are you talking
Speaker 1: about someone specific on the show who doesn't listen to you?
Speaker 1: When each one of y'all has taken the pass like what?
Speaker 1: Like what really?
Speaker 13: Really?
Speaker 4: Don't do a damn thing? Surely don't do a damn
Speaker 4: thing I tell how to do. It's like just talking
Speaker 4: to a damn brick wall.
Speaker 10: My mother used to tell me that all the time.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting over there all the twenty three years sitting
Speaker 4: next to me. Ain't done a damn thing I said.
Speaker 4: I forgot as a matter of fact, as surely, name
Speaker 4: piece of advice I've given her to She followed one.
Speaker 1: Just one?
Speaker 16: Okay, Shirley, name one piece of advice this Steve has
Speaker 16: given you that.
Speaker 10: You call everything that he's ever told me.
Speaker 1: I've just one of them, anyone.
Speaker 12: The one that pop popped into my head immediately was commit,
Speaker 12: be committed to what you're doing.
Speaker 10: You told me that I'm committed. You told me that.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I listened to everything you say. You're very smart,
Speaker 10: very wise, and very rich. That's why I listen.
Speaker 1: Jesus help me. Y'all have a great day.
Speaker 10: Talk to God.
Speaker 1: Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear from you.
Speaker 1: Yes he will. In peace.
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