Speaker 1: But of course, of course you have come to the
Speaker 1: internet in order to find me. Rolando, I'm always here
Speaker 1: waiting for you. Now come close, put your ear next
Speaker 1: to me, and lisen let me do all of the work.
Speaker 2: Ah, you sit back and laugh. It's broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 3: And Michigan State University realizes there's something missing right now
Speaker 3: when it comes to educating young adults before they get
Speaker 3: into the workplace. Okay, that's why they just started a
Speaker 3: new summer program that I feel could benefit a few
Speaker 3: people in this room.
Speaker 4: Actually summer program.
Speaker 3: It's called Adulting one oh one Oh. They're saying it's
Speaker 3: going to help young people demystify the obscure reality of
Speaker 3: being an adult through engaging educational sessions. But I actually
Speaker 3: have the class schedule if you guys want to hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: July twelfth, getting organized.
Speaker 4: Oh see, that's the one I needed. Very adult in
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 3: It's not how to organize your closet, though. They're going
Speaker 3: to teach you how to read a calendar.
Speaker 4: Oh boo, how to make a to do list, oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 3: And give you some helpful tricks to find things faster
Speaker 3: in your own home. Okay, Well, if you played Xbox
Speaker 3: all day, chances are your keys are by the.
Speaker 4: Xbox where they are, okay.
Speaker 3: July nineteenth is home food Preservation, which is a fancy
Speaker 3: term for what goes in the fridge.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say it was like
Speaker 4: a cannon class or something.
Speaker 3: July twenty sixth is the Informed Renter. They'll cover the
Speaker 3: rental process from how to find a place to moving
Speaker 3: out of your parents home.
Speaker 4: Oh you can they cover my like fees for me too,
Speaker 4: because that's the issue I have. I haven't you talking
Speaker 4: about your rent?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to pay if that's what you're asking.
Speaker 4: What is first in last month's.
Speaker 3: Finally, to wrap it up, August second is healthy you
Speaker 3: basically telling you how to not eat like a total
Speaker 3: slob and remind you to exercise every once in a while.
Speaker 4: That's actually helpful. I gained twenty pounds in college for
Speaker 4: a reason because I didn't have that class.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called the freshman fifteen for a reason.
Speaker 4: It was at least twenty.
Speaker 5: Yeah you advanced.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, now let's all be adults here and put
Speaker 3: on a shot collar meant for dogs, because it's time
Speaker 3: for the shot collar Question of the day.
Speaker 5: Look at us, Look at me, Mom, I'm grown up.
Speaker 3: I don't see any bucketing studio today. So I think
Speaker 3: we're just going to send it on over to Digital
Speaker 3: Jake to tell us what are question.
Speaker 7: Is going to be?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 8: Jake Man, that, my friend, is the unmistakable tones of
Speaker 8: the KTM six ninety duke single cylinder engine motorcycle.
Speaker 4: I thought you were a chicken.
Speaker 2: I knew that only mean one thing. Today is National
Speaker 2: Motorcycle Day.
Speaker 8: Okay, So we're going to celebrate the best way, and
Speaker 8: quite frankly, the only way I know how in around
Speaker 8: the room.
Speaker 2: Put your boom boom on something that goes room rooms
Speaker 2: in the fog. I'll drinking pog with my dogs.
Speaker 8: Motorcycle theme shock collar question of the Dayog is delicious.
Speaker 4: Biker groups always drinking pog.
Speaker 2: With their dogs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll ask each of you a question. If you
Speaker 8: get it right, you're safe. But if you get it wrong,
Speaker 8: you'll have to ride in a sidecar while Alexis drives
Speaker 8: you through a car wash.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, starting with Alexis.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 8: In the nineteen twenties, motorcycles were added to the police
Speaker 8: force to help officers with their job. The vehicle came
Speaker 8: with one thing added to the side of their ride.
Speaker 2: Was it a.
Speaker 8: Crankable siren, a battering ram on wheels? Who or a
Speaker 8: jail sidecar?
Speaker 4: A jail car? The second one a battering ram. I
Speaker 4: don't know what that is. A battering ram is like
Speaker 4: a big metal tube essentially that they jam into doors.
Speaker 4: I could see that on the side of a motorcycle. Hmmm,
Speaker 4: how are you going to crank something if you're driving
Speaker 4: a motorcycle. I do a lot of things on driving,
Speaker 4: like I feel like that's possible. Hardly do the steering
Speaker 4: wheel with your knee on a motorcycle. It's good point,
Speaker 4: all right, I'm gonna go the battering ram jake.
Speaker 8: In the nineteen twenties, the police force added something to
Speaker 8: the side of their motorcycles to help them with their job,
Speaker 8: and it was a jail sign.
Speaker 4: Let's bring those back, all right, you're.
Speaker 2: Getting shot on the brook.
Speaker 8: Okay, tell me which of these is a real motorcycle
Speaker 8: and which one I made up. The French fry Flyer
Speaker 8: a bike that runs purely unused cooking oil, so good,
Speaker 8: yeah it is.
Speaker 4: There was a shuttle bus on my college campus that
Speaker 4: did that.
Speaker 8: Toilet bike neo a three wheeled bike that runs on
Speaker 8: animal waste with a toilet for a seat.
Speaker 2: Oh, the exact opposite of the French fry.
Speaker 5: That later in the process.
Speaker 8: Or Awkwood to go a hot tub build on a
Speaker 8: motorcycle frame.
Speaker 2: But let's passengers swim while you drive.
Speaker 5: That is amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want it.
Speaker 4: It'd be so sloshy. I'm going to go just because
Speaker 4: I know a vehicle already that rans on French fly oil.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go the French Fry one.
Speaker 8: I gave you three motorcycles and asked you to tell
Speaker 8: me which one was real. Two of them I made up,
Speaker 8: and the real one was toilet bike neo.
Speaker 4: I did not want that to be real.
Speaker 8: It may the company Toto in Japan, and it does
Speaker 8: have a toilet, all right, Brook both Big Jose Hog
Speaker 8: is a nickname for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. What does
Speaker 8: that come from? Is it a group of riders who
Speaker 8: had a pig as their mascot because a motor sounded
Speaker 8: like a snorting pig when it starts up, or did
Speaker 8: the founder of Harley Davidson look like a pig.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's just dissing himself with his own bike.
Speaker 4: Harley's have a very distinct sound like that is a
Speaker 4: big deal.
Speaker 2: What does it sound like?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no no. Some customers and people
Speaker 4: fighting outside the bar.
Speaker 10: Well, I don't think the guy would like roast himself,
Speaker 10: but I could see them leaning into having a mascot
Speaker 10: of a pig.
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta see it on the back of the
Speaker 4: leather jacket.
Speaker 5: I can't too, didn't, so.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with that one. Jake Did was named
Speaker 10: after a mascot hog.
Speaker 8: The nickname for Harley Davidson motorcycles came from a group
Speaker 8: of farmers in nineteen twenty motorcycles and had a live
Speaker 8: pig as they're.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so cute.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping that he named himself that. You're safe.
Speaker 8: Jeffrey Yamaha is one of the world's biggest manufacturers of motorcycles.
Speaker 2: Okay, but they didn't start out that way.
Speaker 8: You gotta tell me what they first manufactured that could
Speaker 8: be found many schools across the country.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I'm guessing it's something electronic.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 5: Let me just throw this out. I'm a choir kid.
Speaker 5: Was inquired for like over ten years. Oh, piano was
Speaker 5: a Yamaha. Yeah, I thinking, like, what the heck? I
Speaker 5: thought these guys only made bikes and stuff.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, like the speakers where they make all
Speaker 3: the school announcements.
Speaker 4: What does Yamaha not make?
Speaker 3: Did Yamaha make automatic pencil sharpeners too?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: My god?
Speaker 4: Maybe they started out with just those scooter boards with
Speaker 4: the wheels on the bottom that you'd ride in gym class.
Speaker 5: Oh god, that.
Speaker 3: There's so many things they could make in school, But
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I'm just gonna go with
Speaker 3: something electric. I'm gonna go with They made a.
Speaker 2: PA speaker systems.
Speaker 8: Besides other products like golf carts, car engines, industrial robots, boats, electronics,
Speaker 8: and of course motors cycles. Yamaha was also known to
Speaker 8: be the first company to mass manufacture pianos.
Speaker 3: O my gosh, man, you're a motorcycle expert.
Speaker 2: I never even knew.
Speaker 5: No, I'm actually a piano and pig expert.
Speaker 2: Just same thing overlapping.
Speaker 3: Well, so Jose is the only one that got one right,
Speaker 3: meaning Brooke, Alexis and I are all getting shocked. And
Speaker 3: somebody wanted to hear fast car by Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 5: Were driving, Yeah drunk is right.
Speaker 2: Maybe Yamaha is not making those dog shot collars. That's
Speaker 2: your shot collar question of the day, Brook.
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: There's a video on TikTok getting thousands of comments right
Speaker 3: now for a hack to peel a banana now easy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did we need that? Is it really that hard?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I always like the trick where you flip it real
Speaker 4: quick in the open on the top. Would you guys
Speaker 4: ever do that?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that one. You're supposed to do it
Speaker 2: from from the butt, you pinch it with your fingers.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I.
Speaker 3: Know this is radio and that's why I brought a
Speaker 3: banana in here to show everyone. Jose you can attest
Speaker 3: this is a real banana in my hands. I'm not
Speaker 3: just okay, touch my banana.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Why is your banana? So that's kind of you.
Speaker 2: I won't banana shame me. I'm just trying to do a.
Speaker 4: Demonstration here that one's bread ready.
Speaker 3: But maybe this this hack is for people who aren't
Speaker 3: really into peeling bananas, or they're intimidated by the idea
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 4: Is why some people don't eat them.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't really know what this is about, but
Speaker 3: basically I'm in a demonstration.
Speaker 2: So here's the trick.
Speaker 4: If you use your mouth, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not firmly grip the banana with two hands, wheel and
Speaker 3: you hold it out in front of you and snap it.
Speaker 3: And then you snap it in half violently, fruit and
Speaker 3: ninja it and now you have two little bananas and
Speaker 3: then you squeeze it from the bottom to push it out.
Speaker 2: It's like coming out of its shell.
Speaker 12: Pop it in your mouth, or you pop it wherever
Speaker 12: you want pop it, but prefer abl the mouth is
Speaker 12: the best. So this is way you don't have to
Speaker 12: deal with having to like peel it perfectly or like
Speaker 12: the banana thing hanging over your arm that's annoying.
Speaker 4: This is a disaster. What do you do with the
Speaker 4: other side? It's now open? Where are you gonna set
Speaker 4: it down?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: When you're done, it's a terrible idea, And why do
Speaker 4: you got to squeeze it?
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, it's definitely more fun this way.
Speaker 4: Uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: You can get out your aggression to take it out
Speaker 2: on your banana.
Speaker 4: You can do it with the otter pops to you
Speaker 4: know you snap those.
Speaker 2: In halfs than the banana.
Speaker 4: Then you can switch flavors. You can have half flavor half.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: Anywhay go out today, snap a banana in half and
Speaker 3: make sure you stick around because we're going to do
Speaker 3: Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 3: changing bathtime experiences all over the world with a new invention,
Speaker 3: carpeted bathtubs.
Speaker 2: The upside is endless comfort.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 2: The downside if you hate picking hairballs out of the
Speaker 2: dry and this might not be the.
Speaker 4: Product, I feel like you could only get in with
Speaker 4: your socks on.
Speaker 2: You to order it now.
Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we have a laser and those other soapadopes just don't.
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida.
Speaker 3: A twenty eight year old guy named Murphy Nuthatch broke
Speaker 3: to Murphy nuthatch Hat, he broke into a woman's home
Speaker 3: last week while she was out running errands. He stole
Speaker 3: two iPads, a purse, plus the cash and valuables inside
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Nobody got time for it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hatch, get out of there now.
Speaker 3: What Murphy didn't know was that he was caught on
Speaker 3: a surveillance camera inside the home, and the camera captured
Speaker 3: him moonwalking between rooms.
Speaker 5: Just get a little bit.
Speaker 4: And he's one of those people that just have a
Speaker 4: soundtrack played in their head.
Speaker 3: At one point, after he grabbed the iPads, he even
Speaker 3: did a quick spin and stood on his toes. Oh
Speaker 3: smooth criminal that one. So even though he was in
Speaker 3: and out within a minute, he did it in style.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 3: After finding out what happened, the woman posted the video
Speaker 3: on Facebook to see if anybody recognized him, and she
Speaker 3: did get a strange response, someone claiming to be Murphy
Speaker 3: Nuthatch himself.
Speaker 2: He left a comment.
Speaker 4: What did he say?
Speaker 3: He said he was sorry for not attempting his best moves.
Speaker 3: If he had known he was on camra, he would
Speaker 3: have tried a lot harder.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he would have worn the silver gloves.
Speaker 5: I was gonna, says, wearing two gloves for fingerprints.
Speaker 3: I wonder if after that Nuthatch deleted his Facebook profile,
Speaker 3: but there were plenty of screenshots. So he ended up
Speaker 3: getting arrested a short time later, and he told police quote.
Speaker 2: I was just being honest. I didn't think it was
Speaker 2: my best work. I could have made the spin look cooler.
Speaker 4: He's got a lot of time to practice in the South.
Speaker 5: Yeah, looking like a Java walking.
Speaker 3: Next Laser Stories out of Netflix Nations. Okay, we love
Speaker 3: a good cooking show or competition, but what if you
Speaker 3: could literally eat what you saw on the screen.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Netflix is giving you that chance because they're getting into
Speaker 3: the restaurant game and they're launching their first in person
Speaker 3: restaurant pop up called Netflix Bites Haste. It'll serve an
Speaker 3: array of culinary offerings from a selection of chefs who
Speaker 3: were featured on the streaming platform, and just a few
Speaker 3: of the names include and Kim of Chef's Table, Pizza Fame,
Speaker 3: Jacques Torres from Nailed It and Nailed It.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my favorite one.
Speaker 3: Multiple celebs from the show Iron Chef too.
Speaker 4: That's really fun.
Speaker 3: So you can walk in, sit down and say, I
Speaker 3: would like to tear to missus from episode four Sugar
Speaker 3: Wars Peace.
Speaker 2: And It's yours Oho.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: The pop ups operating on the premise of From Screen
Speaker 3: to Table.
Speaker 4: I love it. I wish that they would work with
Speaker 4: like Uber eats where you could actually order the food
Speaker 4: to your house while you're watching.
Speaker 3: And they're trying to give customers a unique dining experience,
Speaker 3: one that combines their love of television with their love
Speaker 3: of food. It's going to be open to the public
Speaker 3: June thirtieth in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: I mean, you always wonder does it taste as good
Speaker 4: as it looks?
Speaker 3: I guess we can find out this next Lazer stories
Speaker 3: out of high end headquarters. The latest Louis Vuitton handbag
Speaker 3: is making the rounds online, not because of the unique
Speaker 3: style or crazy price, but because of the size. According
Speaker 3: to the reports and the pictures that are put out,
Speaker 3: it's so tiny. It is literally the size of a
Speaker 3: grain of sand. Here's the photo of it. This is
Speaker 3: is not a joke the bag. It's seven hundred micrometer's bag.
Speaker 2: It literally is.
Speaker 5: I mean a grain of sand.
Speaker 4: I hate caring on a purse. It's actually big enough
Speaker 4: to fit Alexis's entire bank account in it.
Speaker 3: It's modeled off the famous Louis Vuitton on the Go handbags.
Speaker 3: While you can carefully hold the bag on the tip
Speaker 3: of your thumb, you are going to need a microscope
Speaker 3: to actually see it.
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, like they have a microscope up to
Speaker 4: it and you can see amazingly they were able to
Speaker 4: sketch out the LVY logo on the little tiny creation,
Speaker 4: so you know it's legit. Yeah, it was a little
Speaker 4: like elvy flowers around it. I don't know what you
Speaker 4: call those, but you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh the fleur de Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: Pictures of the design bag have quickly gone viral on
Speaker 3: social media, and not everyone is excited about it. One
Speaker 3: person commented saying, was this made for the cockroach at
Speaker 3: the met gala?
Speaker 4: The one that went viral on the road curve?
Speaker 3: Another set guaranteed I would lose this bag in the
Speaker 3: first thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well right, yeah, I think the wind would lose it.
Speaker 2: No word yet if they're going to be available to
Speaker 2: the public, Yeah, are they going to be.
Speaker 5: Like fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Serious, that's the.
Speaker 3: Discount one This next lazer stories out of social media central.
Speaker 2: Some older folks say.
Speaker 3: I don't get why the younger generations would want to
Speaker 3: be social media influencers.
Speaker 2: But not all seniors feel that way.
Speaker 3: Actually, some of them want a piece of that action.
Speaker 4: People yeah, go.
Speaker 2: Well, money's agg According to a newpole, sixty three percent
Speaker 2: of senior citizens use social media daily in twenty five
Speaker 2: percent think they could go viral by sharing their own
Speaker 2: life advice.
Speaker 6: Why don't.
Speaker 2: Pick it up?
Speaker 13: Don't do this, don't.
Speaker 3: It is kind of unclear how this life advice would
Speaker 3: be presented, maybe as life hacks that they've learned through
Speaker 3: the decades, or just long car rants about how we
Speaker 3: all need to get a haircut.
Speaker 4: I know, I don't think they're going to work well
Speaker 4: within the time constraints is the problem.
Speaker 2: It's just going to be them telling internet back in
Speaker 2: my day.
Speaker 4: Story yea before the internet yours up.
Speaker 3: Also on the poll, forty one percent of seniors say
Speaker 3: they would skip social media and just have their insights
Speaker 3: put into a book the old school away.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so they could share with other seniors, so
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 3: Eighty six percent of old folks say they would travel
Speaker 3: back in time if they could, mainly to make better
Speaker 3: life choices.
Speaker 4: Oh so maybe we shouldn't listen to their advice. They
Speaker 4: thread it all up.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying randomly.
Speaker 3: They also asked seniors which fashion trends they would love
Speaker 3: to wear.
Speaker 2: Again. Twenty seven percent of people said Bell Bottoms.
Speaker 4: I bet they felt that speaking of.
Speaker 3: A wide leg to renegade. This guy can't wait for
Speaker 3: one trend to come back. It's called spin the shells.
Speaker 3: According to him, everyone's a winner. So that sound means
Speaker 3: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the pressure of a really big moment can get
Speaker 3: to you and change what you were meaning to say. Okay,
Speaker 3: Like when Alexis was going to ask our boss for
Speaker 3: a pay raise, but she got really flustered and instead
Speaker 3: of a pay raise, she asked for mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: Which shockingly he had in his desk.
Speaker 3: Drool just spooped a handful right into her pond loose.
Speaker 2: She walked back with it to her desk and ate it.
Speaker 2: It was weird. So you can understand the fragile state
Speaker 2: of mind that the people understand.
Speaker 3: How the people on our answering machine what mental state
Speaker 3: they were in when they called with some hot pickup
Speaker 3: lines ready to deliver. But that's definitely not what came out.
Speaker 4: I bet one of them has a drawer full.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear them in a brand new edition of
Speaker 3: the Loser Line coming up at seven Towns.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
Speaker 6: Loser Line. Good, just call me back.
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the Loser Line before, It works
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 2: Nay, are you in automobiles? Because if you were a car,
Speaker 2: I totally wreck you. Sixty baby, And whatever you do,
Speaker 2: was this the urge to hook him up with your
Speaker 2: aunt Gladys?
Speaker 3: Instead, tell him his jokes, remind you of the funny
Speaker 3: ones your uncle told that your grandpa's funeral. He is
Speaker 3: a good man, and tell him that he should call
Speaker 3: you sometime. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that
Speaker 3: we can play on the air.
Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 11: Hello, uh hello, I'm trying to figure out what's going
Speaker 11: on here. I thought we were supposed to go out
Speaker 11: last night and anyway, Hello all right, uh hello, I'll
Speaker 11: try back later.
Speaker 3: It was his very first voicemail ever, and it went
Speaker 3: pretty well, honestly, for his first time.
Speaker 10: Considering being an old guy, you think he'd left a
Speaker 10: million of these before.
Speaker 14: This time.
Speaker 4: What am I talking into?
Speaker 2: It's like a.
Speaker 4: Box the loans.
Speaker 5: I can't figure it out.
Speaker 15: I remember the other night and I found almost one
Speaker 15: hundred dollars on you, and I told you all about
Speaker 15: my job and everything i'd do, and I was trying
Speaker 15: to change and for you to give me this line,
Speaker 15: I think it's I think it's kind of wrong. And
Speaker 15: I really felt like we connected, especially for that fifteen
Speaker 15: minutes from we were dancing, and I don't know, I
Speaker 15: felt the bond that I've never felt with anyone else.
Speaker 15: Please give me a call back.
Speaker 6: He knew.
Speaker 4: He knew it was a loser line, and he still said,
Speaker 4: please give me a call back.
Speaker 5: Said, I give you this line.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was like the line like the
Speaker 4: loser said. I thought, okay, I.
Speaker 5: I think girls owe him anything? Are hilarious?
Speaker 4: More terrible?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many times has he made this exact same phone
Speaker 3: call to other women saying I spent one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: on you. I've never felt a bond like this with
Speaker 3: anybody else before. How come your phone number is the
Speaker 3: same as all the other phone numbers and the other women?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 4: We've heard this guy before.
Speaker 3: Remember you can get a special loser line number if
Speaker 3: you text the word loser l O s e R
Speaker 3: to seventy eighty five nine to give it out to
Speaker 3: somebody who doesn't know what the hell is going on
Speaker 3: at the bar so he can call it and leave
Speaker 3: an awkward voicemail that we can play like this one's good.
Speaker 9: Hey, this is I'm calling.
Speaker 16: You gave me your number, you know, chat them when
Speaker 16: we met, and seemed like there was a little bit
Speaker 16: of a vibe, and so I was calling to see
Speaker 16: if maybe you might want to help my grandma out.
Speaker 16: And part of that is helping her knee. You know,
Speaker 16: it's my weekend to go over and just to basically
Speaker 16: help give her a sponge bath. And I know it's
Speaker 16: a little bit gross, you know, old people to wrinkle skin,
Speaker 16: but you said you were an aesthetician, so I know
Speaker 16: you're used to dealing.
Speaker 14: With people's skin and it's kind of.
Speaker 16: Like a nurse. So I thought maybe this might not
Speaker 16: be too far out there for you, and I can,
Speaker 16: you know, offer you a few bucks to help if
Speaker 16: you want to throw twenty thirty bucks you away. Anyway,
Speaker 16: Hopefully it's not too weird. You have my number.
Speaker 2: Well that's what the dating scene has come to now.
Speaker 3: Guys are in bars trying to get discounts on somebody
Speaker 3: to wash their grandma.
Speaker 10: You've done lashes before, right, Why did you sponge my grandma?
Speaker 9: You know? Hey, Crystals, there's a poetry slam thing going
Speaker 9: on tonight, and I mean, I think you would really
Speaker 9: dig it. Like I don't know how much you you
Speaker 9: really know about slam poetry. So like, I've been working
Speaker 9: on this thing and I kind of wanted to read
Speaker 9: it out for you. Cool breathe slaps me in the mouth.
Speaker 9: She walks in, indifferent as an alley cat, but curious
Speaker 9: like an alien space jam.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so that's something you'd be interested in doing. Like
Speaker 9: we should totally go.
Speaker 4: Snapping them.
Speaker 2: Don't look like you didn't know, Brooks. I feel like
Speaker 2: I need to apologize to all of our female listeners
Speaker 2: who just had their pennies fly off when they heard that.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get any more erotic than a space jam
Speaker 2: reference and a slam poetry.
Speaker 10: I mean, we're laughing, but we just don't get it
Speaker 10: because we're not smart enough.
Speaker 4: It's still that way, Like, is that why I don't
Speaker 4: get it? That I missed.
Speaker 3: I sounded like he was describing you, bro Space Jam
Speaker 3: and Alley Cats difference.
Speaker 4: Next message, Hey, Mark, I haven't heard from you.
Speaker 16: It's it's I remember that you said you liked the Simpsons,
Speaker 16: so I wanted to have my friend Marge call you directly.
Speaker 14: She's gonna let you know that.
Speaker 6: I'm catch hold on.
Speaker 14: I'll put her on the phone.
Speaker 16: I'm Mark, It's so quick, I can eat you.
Speaker 4: You are really gonna like Ellen.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, look, Maggie wants.
Speaker 4: To tell you she's awesome to here you go mad?
Speaker 16: Oh my god, freaking true.
Speaker 2: I don't like one to hit her.
Speaker 4: Actually, Sister Will at the end was pretty odd.
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I love that she puts the baby on Maggie and
Speaker 4: it's just sucking pacifier.
Speaker 2: Definitely the all.
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Speaker 13: There.
Speaker 2: Phone tap is coming up. All right, it's time for
Speaker 2: your phone tap. And I don't know a whole lot
Speaker 2: about this one. But I've heard Brooks say it's one
Speaker 2: of her favorite pranks she's ever done, probably because it
Speaker 2: involves the three things she loves the most, bogo deals,
Speaker 2: suing people, and talking down to a man.
Speaker 4: I really tapped into my roots for this one. Is
Speaker 4: honestly how I felt.
Speaker 5: Or normally feels bad after the end.
Speaker 3: No, all of that comes out today and we get
Speaker 3: transferred to a pairalegal who works at a law firm.
Speaker 3: It felt natural, and Brook's gotten herself into some trouble
Speaker 3: with the local police.
Speaker 2: You'll hear it in your phone tap right now. It's
Speaker 2: another week Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7: This is Travis.
Speaker 4: Hi, Travis, is this still the law offices of Yes?
Speaker 7: Who are you trying to get a hold of?
Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I was talking to the receptionist and then
Speaker 4: she just forwarded me to you.
Speaker 7: Okay, what can I help you with?
Speaker 4: Are you an attorney?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, I'm a pairalegal.
Speaker 4: Oh good, Okay, I don't have money for a real attorney.
Speaker 7: Okay, we do offer a free consultation, and that might
Speaker 7: be a better opportunity for you to get whatever questions
Speaker 7: you need and answered.
Speaker 4: How much is the free consultation?
Speaker 7: It's free doesn't cost you anything.
Speaker 4: Is it like free free? Or is it like free
Speaker 4: like I sent up today and then in ninety days later,
Speaker 4: I'm going to get a bill like ancestry dot com
Speaker 4: or something like that.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, there's no cost. You meet with
Speaker 7: an attorney, you discuss your case, and you just you
Speaker 7: decide whether or not you want to move forward.
Speaker 4: Well, the reason I ask if it's free is because
Speaker 4: my case was about something that I thought was free,
Speaker 4: but then there's some dumb rules about it, and I
Speaker 4: got arrested.
Speaker 7: Okay, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7: Oh you're okay, Well, I'm not exactly sure what happened.
Speaker 7: Can you tell me a little bit about what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, you know the department storeholes, Yes, okay, they were
Speaker 4: having to buy one, get one free sale. And I
Speaker 4: saw the ad on TV and thought, oh, I bought
Speaker 4: a blouse there a few months ago, so I need
Speaker 4: to get my free one. And so I went down
Speaker 4: there and I see a blouse I like, so I
Speaker 4: take it right, No, it's free, I bought one already.
Speaker 7: It doesn't. Those things don't work like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just a paralegal. You're not a lawyer.
Speaker 7: Well, okay, I mean I'm exactly so, then.
Speaker 4: A security guard stops me in the parking lot and
Speaker 4: I get charged with shoplifting and I never got my
Speaker 4: free blouse.
Speaker 7: Both if you ask, okay, okay, yeah, I mean you
Speaker 7: you probably should talk to an attorney about this, because honestly,
Speaker 7: I'm not even sure what they might say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can tell okay, this case it could be
Speaker 4: big for your firm. I mean, this could be one
Speaker 4: of those like Aaron Brockovich things. Did you see that movie?
Speaker 4: And then you guys are gonna get like a five
Speaker 4: hundred million dollar settlement or something.
Speaker 7: I doubt that seriously, to be perfectly honest, I don't
Speaker 7: think you understand how buy one, get one free works.
Speaker 4: Well, was I supposed to take the free one first
Speaker 4: and then go back and buy one?
Speaker 7: You know, I'm not here to explain how bogo deals work.
Speaker 4: So well, what are you saying? What are you saying?
Speaker 4: You won't take my case?
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, a man, I do think it's highly unlikely that
Speaker 7: we would take it.
Speaker 4: Really, so now, mister paralegal is too good for the
Speaker 4: little guy. Huh No, that's not what I'm saying you
Speaker 4: because I have an extremely winnable case that I've actually
Speaker 4: been thinking about for years now. You want to hear
Speaker 4: that one?
Speaker 7: I mean, to be honest, not really. I'm pretty busy here.
Speaker 7: I mean I could take down your number and have this.
Speaker 4: This is going to be a lot of money. Just listen.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know the Titanic.
Speaker 7: Yes, of course, everyone knows what the Titanic is.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, listen to this. There are a lot of
Speaker 4: people who think that's a real event, and that is
Speaker 4: a real event, and they're charging money to dumb tourists
Speaker 4: to go see supposed artifacts whatever of something that they
Speaker 4: think actually happened.
Speaker 7: That did actually really happen the Titanic? Did think you
Speaker 7: think it happened too, Yes, it's well documented, it happens.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, news flash, I don't know if you realize this.
Speaker 4: It was just a movie. Leonardo DiCaprio is just an
Speaker 4: actor actor, ma'am. Please, Only a paralegal would think that
Speaker 4: I need to talk to a lawyer.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, you probably should talk to a lawyer.
Speaker 4: Oh do you know who I should talk to? I
Speaker 4: should talk to Audrey. She can't be as dumb as
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 7: Are you talking about Audrey? R receptions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the smartest one there because she's the one
Speaker 4: that set you up for this prank phone call. What
Speaker 4: this is actually Brook for the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm so glad you're not that Steven.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you wouldn't take my bogo case.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I guess I should have. We could
Speaker 7: have made million dollars on that.
Speaker 4: See, that's what I'm talking about. Then we take on
Speaker 4: the Titanic.
Speaker 7: That was good. I walked all into that.
Speaker 6: Wake up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: All right, this is the part of the show where
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to tease the same I can date that's
Speaker 2: coming up, but I'm not exactly sure how to do it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean We practiced this a lot. I mean,
Speaker 4: you've done it many many times.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know what to say here. You know,
Speaker 2: It's it's like, how do I tease when a guy
Speaker 2: that's a girl, do you want to come over? Do
Speaker 2: I tease? Case? She's telling him yes, and then she says,
Speaker 2: I must go. How do I tease? Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 2: lost and I think around and out of time to
Speaker 2: this tease.
Speaker 3: This is so so so confusing to me. Me too,
Speaker 3: and I can't figure out the damn hook.
Speaker 2: I got nothing here. Second date updates. I know it's
Speaker 2: nothing there. Second day though, that's coming up next second
Speaker 2: date update.
Speaker 3: I'm always interested when somebody says they have a go
Speaker 3: to move that they use on dates that works every time.
Speaker 4: And then they end up on our show.
Speaker 3: But at least it works somewhat. Yes, I've heard of
Speaker 3: this one guy. I'm not going to say he's in
Speaker 3: the room, but he calls it the Ninja. You're on
Speaker 3: the couch Netflix and chilling. Next thing, you know, sneaks
Speaker 3: up behind the girl with a black mask and a
Speaker 3: plate of nachos.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: At first I thought scary, and then the nachos came in,
Speaker 4: So now I'm confused, confused.
Speaker 2: That's exactly where I want you to be.
Speaker 5: Jeff's move cheese.
Speaker 4: So it's like not just on the top now that it's.
Speaker 5: Just not interested anymore. It's literally theoretically already working.
Speaker 2: On I don't get picky on the Ninja it works
Speaker 2: every time, And by works, I mean he ends up.
Speaker 3: Going to jail, but that he has a go to
Speaker 3: move he uses on dates. Let's talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you pull a ninja.
Speaker 14: I don't say it's a ninja, but you know, I've
Speaker 14: got some got some things in my arsenal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully it's more like Nacho's.
Speaker 2: But okay, we want to hear about that in just
Speaker 2: a second. But first, tell us about the girl that
Speaker 2: you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 14: Her name is Jamie. Met her online, you know, doing
Speaker 14: the online dating thing, came across her profile and thought
Speaker 14: she was really cute.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 13: The thing that really stood out to me though, is
Speaker 13: that our picture she is rocking a Fedora.
Speaker 4: A Fedora.
Speaker 2: Classic ninja attire.
Speaker 4: I was thinking she was like part of in Sync.
Speaker 2: You know, it is a kind of a throwback.
Speaker 4: I mean, it is time for him to make a comeback,
Speaker 4: is it? Aren't we around that cycle right now?
Speaker 8: I don't know?
Speaker 4: At me, I don't know, but the hats are back.
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 3: Let's stop the sidebar on old school fashion and get
Speaker 3: back to Jamie.
Speaker 2: And how did you end up asking her out?
Speaker 13: So you know, I messaged her and I was like,
Speaker 13: I asked you out hoping that the first time we
Speaker 13: hang out, I get to see you wearing that fedora.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was that important to the story.
Speaker 13: It was very cool. It's a very distinctive thing, you know,
Speaker 13: and I admire her player and style for pulling it off,
Speaker 13: and she looked good with it, and so you know,
Speaker 13: she sent them laughing emojis, and we set up some
Speaker 13: time to hang out and ended up going out to
Speaker 13: a bar and meeting in person. And I walked in
Speaker 13: and sure enough, she had the fedora on, so.
Speaker 4: Very easy to recognize. Yeah, the only one wearing one.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, yes, she was indeed.
Speaker 2: All right, so far things are lining up. How did
Speaker 2: the actual date go.
Speaker 14: The actual date went really well. We clicked, We had
Speaker 14: a nice spark in person, the same kind of banter
Speaker 14: was there from talking online. We've got the mutual interest
Speaker 14: like comedy and going to concerts and stuff, and it went.
Speaker 13: It went really well.
Speaker 4: So when you're you're sitting there talking to her and
Speaker 4: you're thinking, like, there's going to be more dates probably.
Speaker 14: Then exactly, and kind of also get in the feel
Speaker 14: that like maybe we could take this date to another level.
Speaker 14: So I'm this is me kind of sidebar with you guys.
Speaker 14: I guess this is where my move comes in, right, thank.
Speaker 3: God, because to be honest, your date was kind of
Speaker 3: putting me to sleep there. I want to know what
Speaker 3: are the moves that you have? What does Mitchell do
Speaker 3: to get to go back to his place?
Speaker 14: So my go to is I will invite to go
Speaker 14: back to my condo because I have a hot sub
Speaker 14: there and I offer a more intimate experience there.
Speaker 4: I had to go back with you, I mean, and
Speaker 4: it's very apparent what you're looking for when you offer
Speaker 4: a hot tub and I need to get at dub
Speaker 4: means though, like you're in a bathing suit or maybe not,
Speaker 4: maybe some arm floaties.
Speaker 2: You guys like each other and float for a while.
Speaker 2: We trust float. Oh is that how it works, Mitchell?
Speaker 8: I mean it can't.
Speaker 14: That's what you're into.
Speaker 13: I'm down the trust float Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, no, babe, keep the jets off. I want to see.
Speaker 4: No did she bite them? Did she go back to
Speaker 4: your place for the hot time?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: She was like, well it sounds interesting and fun, but like,
Speaker 13: I don't have a bathing suit with me. I was like, well,
Speaker 13: you don't take spares back in the condo. That's not
Speaker 13: a problem.
Speaker 4: You have spare bathing suits in your condo? Is that
Speaker 4: what you just said?
Speaker 14: Mitchell got one pie, I got two people.
Speaker 2: Wow, you make it so that women can't even say
Speaker 2: Noah's an option.
Speaker 4: I like that she put me off more than it does.
Speaker 4: I think I can swim cat Like she'd made a
Speaker 4: bathing suit with a woman is just I just yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not into it.
Speaker 2: Make sure the hot tub cleanses. It's like a washing machine.
Speaker 4: Aren't you worried? You come off as just like a player,
Speaker 4: you know, like you've got a hot tub with spare
Speaker 4: women's baby that makes you want to go more, but
Speaker 4: it doesn't make you want to call them back, Like
Speaker 4: maybe you want to go for the night, but you're
Speaker 4: not expecting anything else.
Speaker 3: Maybe that doesn't matter because it sounds like me was interested.
Speaker 3: Did you guys end up going in the hot tub?
Speaker 14: So yeah, we have another drink at the bar and
Speaker 14: then ended up going back to my place. And I
Speaker 14: think this is kind of weird. Things maybe got away
Speaker 14: from me because right when we got there, and before
Speaker 14: we even could get in the hot tub, the alarm
Speaker 14: and my phone went off, and I had totally forgotten
Speaker 14: that I had this thing I needed to do for work.
Speaker 14: I couldn't avoid it for any other time. And I
Speaker 14: was like, hey, I'm so sorry, you can get into
Speaker 14: the hot tub. I have to do this thing for
Speaker 14: work real quick. But I could tell, like immediately she
Speaker 14: was turned off, and ever since then I can't get
Speaker 14: hold of her. She's not responding to anything. It's total
Speaker 14: ghosts mode.
Speaker 17: So she didn't suck.
Speaker 4: She didn't sit alone in your hot tub.
Speaker 7: Did she?
Speaker 17: Yeah, she didn't get in.
Speaker 14: I think once she realized I wasn't going to join.
Speaker 10: You know what, if you were some crazy player, you
Speaker 10: know what I mean, you wouldn't say, oh no, let's
Speaker 10: not do it like you would say screw.
Speaker 4: He is a crazy player, That's what he's been talking.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 5: I think the fact that you had to say, hey,
Speaker 5: I honestly have work.
Speaker 10: I gotta pause the plans right before you get in
Speaker 10: a hot tub, I think that says a lot that
Speaker 10: you're not just looking for one thing.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's a good thing for I think she was.
Speaker 4: Just looking for one thing and it didn't happening him.
Speaker 5: I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are all good questions that we should ask
Speaker 2: directly to her. Reach out and call her and get
Speaker 2: your second date. Update right after this second gutam stop.
Speaker 2: If we get this job, do this and Mitchell, we
Speaker 2: help you out. Are all four of us invited to
Speaker 2: come over to your hot time? Yeah? I don't think
Speaker 2: we've ever had a hot tub show party before, and
Speaker 2: maybe there's a reason for that. I'm willing to try
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 13: Mitch, you cool with that if y'all can make it happen, Yes,
Speaker 13: save it two piece for me.
Speaker 4: You'd have to clean that thing afterwards to tell you
Speaker 4: that if you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners and Mitchell met a girl online
Speaker 3: named Jamie recently. They went out to drinks where he
Speaker 3: used his go to move on her, which is bringing
Speaker 3: up the hot tub back at his condo where you
Speaker 3: can choose from any pre used bikini he keeps handy Jack.
Speaker 4: I know, Mitchell, that you want to call her to
Speaker 4: like get a second date. I want to call her
Speaker 4: and ask what was going through her mind that she
Speaker 4: was going to put on a.
Speaker 5: Backup Yeah, used bathing store. It's like whenever twenty one
Speaker 5: Instead of trust some dude that he washed it.
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, go ahead and ask her.
Speaker 17: But she seemed to be down with it.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I washed the bathing.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sure, good enough, all right, I mean she
Speaker 2: was into it.
Speaker 3: But the problem was, as soon as they got back
Speaker 3: to Mitchell's place, his phone went off, reminding him he
Speaker 3: had some work he had to get done. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: she didn't want to stick around while that happened, so
Speaker 3: she took off. And now we're going to try and
Speaker 3: figure out if we can get you another chance to
Speaker 3: get her back into that jacuzzi.
Speaker 2: That's what we all want, that's what she he wants to.
Speaker 18: I mean, that's what I want.
Speaker 17: I'm at the friend of the line.
Speaker 6: We all want it.
Speaker 5: Why doesn't she want it? Find a group goal.
Speaker 2: We're all on the.
Speaker 4: Same We're all there when you're in the hot tub with.
Speaker 2: I'm the doll Jamie. Right now, we'll see what she
Speaker 2: has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jamie? Yes,
Speaker 2: it is Jamie. What's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning the Radio show.
Speaker 4: Hey Jamie, Hey, I can I ask what this is about?
Speaker 2: This is about a hot tub party that we're having
Speaker 2: that you're invited to.
Speaker 18: I have no idea what's going on?
Speaker 16: What what do you need?
Speaker 3: Actually, well, we need some answers from you about why
Speaker 3: you're not calling back our good friend Mitchell, who you
Speaker 3: went out on a date with.
Speaker 19: Oh my god, the hot tubs making sense still, I
Speaker 19: was like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 3: Because Mitchell reached out to us for this segment that
Speaker 3: we're doing right now called second Date Update. He's trying
Speaker 3: to figure out why you're not calling him back after
Speaker 3: the whole hot tub the thing didn't go down.
Speaker 2: Oh, he did tell us a little bit about it.
Speaker 3: He told us about going out to drinks with you
Speaker 3: at the bar and then going back to his condo.
Speaker 2: But then he had a work conflict.
Speaker 18: Oh all right, I'll tell you.
Speaker 14: I'll tell you.
Speaker 18: We were having fun. We did have a good time,
Speaker 18: and like he said, hot tub. I was in the
Speaker 18: mood for some fun that night. I was like, okay,
Speaker 18: hot tub condo, let's go.
Speaker 4: Even after he said used bathe and suit that you
Speaker 4: could use.
Speaker 18: Yeah, at that point, I mean we were drinking, it
Speaker 18: was fun.
Speaker 4: I was okay, I was drunk about it.
Speaker 18: Was like, yes, all right, let's do this, okay, So
Speaker 18: you were totally into it very and we were really here,
Speaker 18: he was, He's nice. I mean, we were having a
Speaker 18: good time, okay. But an alarm went off on his
Speaker 18: phone and alarm and I was like, He goes, oh
Speaker 18: my god, I'm so sorry. I have this work that
Speaker 18: I forgot about. And and he goes, so I'm a
Speaker 18: video games streamer. Oh, and I'm like, what in the what?
Speaker 20: Okay?
Speaker 18: So I was like, all right, so, so what are
Speaker 18: you doing. You're gonna play games? He was like, I
Speaker 18: actually was had this idea to get more views and
Speaker 18: more you know, likes.
Speaker 20: And all this stuff.
Speaker 18: I would play games, video games in my hot ub
Speaker 18: with this sexy woman, which is you.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, what wait he invited you to be in
Speaker 2: his video stream.
Speaker 18: In your beginning exactly? Oh and I like the plan?
Speaker 21: Did you?
Speaker 18: Did you have this plan.
Speaker 5: Any?
Speaker 2: Just let you know, Jamie, we didn't know anything about
Speaker 2: the video stream at all.
Speaker 4: We didn't even know that that's what he did. We
Speaker 4: had no idea.
Speaker 18: Of course, that doesn't even say you know what, that
Speaker 18: doesn't even surprise.
Speaker 4: Streaming this right now? Can you do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He's actually on the other phone line.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's listening and he wants to talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 17: I you know, I see how it looks like it
Speaker 17: was a setup, but exactly, honest, the sake of things
Speaker 17: just kind of lining up.
Speaker 13: But then I was like, well, why not just shoot
Speaker 13: my shot and see if it could happen.
Speaker 18: You know, what is wrong with your thinking with it? Like,
Speaker 18: what are you talking about me?
Speaker 2: Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Don't you want to like say hi and then exchange
Speaker 3: pleasantries with her first?
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I'm a little overwhelmed here, you know, I'm
Speaker 17: just you and figure it out.
Speaker 14: We're all overwhelmed here together.
Speaker 4: Okay, Wait, hold on, Mitchell, how could this have not
Speaker 4: been planned? You're the one that said your streaming schedule.
Speaker 4: It's not like the boss out there saying and you
Speaker 4: have to do this bikinis.
Speaker 13: I got caught up in the date and having a
Speaker 13: great time and totally forgot about it.
Speaker 4: It's not the first time you've done it. That's why
Speaker 4: you have the bikinis a lexus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you done this? Have you ever done this before? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Had another girl in your hot tub while you stream?
Speaker 4: Remember, don't lie because people can find that video.
Speaker 20: Yeah, exactly, there are a lot of things flying at
Speaker 20: me right now. Number one, I have never done that
Speaker 20: with another girl. And streaming in the hot tub, it
Speaker 20: was a a stroke of not genius at the moment.
Speaker 20: And number two, I have to say I absolutely watched
Speaker 20: this one sit.
Speaker 2: Driving that home.
Speaker 10: I don't know, in his slight defense, both men and
Speaker 10: women do stream in hot dubs and they make a
Speaker 10: lot of money, so he could be doing this on
Speaker 10: his own too.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you were to make money where you're gonna
Speaker 4: give her.
Speaker 13: A cut, I'm totally to give you a cut.
Speaker 17: Yeah, let's figure out a call ownership deal.
Speaker 6: Yea.
Speaker 2: Let's get you a new sexy Fedora to put on
Speaker 2: that head.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that would be big.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, yeah, maybe that's the reason that
Speaker 3: he that he totally lost what he was supposed to
Speaker 3: do that night.
Speaker 2: The Fedora was so cute, so sexy.
Speaker 18: I mean, what can I say?
Speaker 13: You see it now, you get it.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, man.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure Jamie's on board, because Jamie,
Speaker 3: we would love to send you on another date with Mitchell.
Speaker 3: You don't have to get into a hot tub, you
Speaker 3: don't have to put on a bikini, You just have
Speaker 3: to sit down with him to dinner.
Speaker 2: And we'll pay for it.
Speaker 4: I mean, at least he's like honest and a parent
Speaker 4: like he is really very true. It's it's very obviously
Speaker 4: what you're getting with Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 14: Look, I apologize again.
Speaker 17: I know it probably wasn't the best foot forward, but
Speaker 17: you were an incredible woman. You're beautiful, You're charming. I
Speaker 17: totally forgot about it. I'm not irresponsible like that, and
Speaker 17: I would love.
Speaker 14: To fund all the Fedoras you ever want to buy.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jamie, that's that video game money on. What do
Speaker 2: you say another day?
Speaker 4: Look, daddy, yeah, sounds.
Speaker 18: All right, Let's do one more. I am gonna wear Fedora,
Speaker 18: but I'm gonna bring my own freaking suit.
Speaker 13: I'll tell you that a.
Speaker 5: Couple. It'll be great.
Speaker 13: I'm not mad at that at all.
Speaker 14: Means sounds great. Thank you for giving me another chance,
Speaker 14: and thank you.
Speaker 5: And remember nudity isn't even allowed on a stream. If
Speaker 5: you're streaming, you can't get fully.
Speaker 13: And we will.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I was interested in being on your streams.
Speaker 6: Off broking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, I just thought of his three
Speaker 3: for one Target bikini sale. There's four of us. Oh,
Speaker 3: one of us is going to have to go nude.
Speaker 4: Volunteer. I already picked out of the hat and you're
Speaker 4: just gonna wear a hat.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be the why the hat because he
Speaker 2: likes for doora he does.
Speaker 12: Back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I mean this honestly, the second date was an absolute miracle.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I.
Speaker 3: Mean, this guy invites a girl over and when she's there,
Speaker 3: asks her to go live on camera while wearing a
Speaker 3: bikini for his video game stream. If I told you
Speaker 3: that going in that we're going to find out that information,
Speaker 3: we'd say zero percent chance this guy gets a date.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's such a look at the dating
Speaker 4: world right now, like options very limited. I've just taken
Speaker 4: what you can get out there.
Speaker 2: He was just kind of nice and a little bit sincere,
Speaker 2: and that was all it took.
Speaker 4: Apparently those were cute. I mean they're from Target obviously.
Speaker 2: But if you ever want to get a second date
Speaker 2: update or invite us over for a hot to party game,
Speaker 2: you can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 2: who isn't calling you.
Speaker 6: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I think Craigslist gets a bad rap. Honestly, you never
Speaker 3: know who's.
Speaker 2: Typing behind the screen wanting to meet up with you.
Speaker 3: Because sure, it could be some fifty year old tweaker
Speaker 3: doing whippets with his paints off and his mom's basement.
Speaker 4: Sure, or probably most likely, or think about.
Speaker 3: This, it could be an extremely good looking, rich celebrity.
Speaker 3: Maybe that job listing asking for a personal at home
Speaker 3: messuse is from hunky soccer star Christiano Ronaldo. He's sore
Speaker 3: after winning a World Cup.
Speaker 4: Match he doesn't have access to.
Speaker 2: A pinch.
Speaker 3: Or what if the guy selling gently used pants is
Speaker 3: actually Hairy styles No going through his old wardrobe and
Speaker 3: throwing out the stuff that's too masculine for him.
Speaker 4: I heard that's huge in the celebrity circles, like, hey,
Speaker 4: hit up Craigslist.
Speaker 3: Maybe that random woman looking for love outside the t
Speaker 3: Swift concert is actually Taylor Swift herself. Wow, that coming
Speaker 3: her next song Craigslist loves.
Speaker 2: So keep all that in mind. You never know who's
Speaker 2: writing when we do a brand new misconnection.
Speaker 5: After we play the new hit song, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's coming up at said k.
Speaker 6: Misconnections.
Speaker 3: That was me staring there's only two places to find
Speaker 3: true love in this world. One is sixty miles out
Speaker 3: of town at the belt Buckle Museum. Wait, the Saturday
Speaker 3: is free admission with no paints.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'll see you guys there.
Speaker 5: I just got a new belt.
Speaker 6: Sorry.
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 3: We scoured that web sit every week to find the
Speaker 3: best that Misconnections has to offer, like this.
Speaker 2: First one, titled let Me be Your Leo.
Speaker 3: Man for woman thirty four southbound commuter train says I
Speaker 3: sat across from you on the train around six pm yesterday.
Speaker 3: You were the enchanting, fair skinned vixen flossing your teeth
Speaker 3: with your own hair.
Speaker 2: Oh it was so adorable.
Speaker 5: Comprehend that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is really strong hair. I thine could do it.
Speaker 4: You think you try?
Speaker 2: It's so adorable the way your lower lip jutted out,
Speaker 2: as if you might consume your own head at any moment.
Speaker 2: I love a girl with a strong lower jaw.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of a young John Cina.
Speaker 4: I can actually see that. That is a strong job.
Speaker 5: I can't see it.
Speaker 4: I can't see him.
Speaker 2: He keeps going.
Speaker 3: I was the well dressed hunk of a man who
Speaker 3: picked up your phone after you dropped it. When I
Speaker 3: handed it back, you commented on the bike marks on
Speaker 3: my neck and asked if I needed medical attention.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, they're just passion bites from an old friend.
Speaker 5: What kind of they wanted?
Speaker 2: As I sat there staring at you, my mind wandered,
Speaker 2: and I pictured us going to the front of the train,
Speaker 2: together leaning against the railing, and both of us reaching
Speaker 2: towards the sun yelling I'm king of the southbound commuter train.
Speaker 4: That's the subject line.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: We would then walk arms and twine to the very
Speaker 2: back of the train and get it on the caboose.
Speaker 5: Let's go the train.
Speaker 3: When my Titanic train fantasy came to the end, I
Speaker 3: noticed that you had left. I promise someday I will
Speaker 3: find you near far wherever southbound commuter train you that
Speaker 3: signed Antonio and man, she's out there for you, bro.
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled to the gorgeous blonde in
Speaker 3: the third row from the back. I see you girl, okay,
Speaker 3: that's man for woman twenty six church on Spruce Streets.
Speaker 3: It says you, thin and pretty, sporting a skimpy blue dress,
Speaker 3: looking all delicious and spicy, just chilling at my wedding.
Speaker 6: Whoa wow?
Speaker 4: Why why want to be a Sunday service?
Speaker 5: Else, I'll give him that.
Speaker 2: I was kind of preoccupied, if you know what I mean?
Speaker 14: Yeah, dog?
Speaker 4: And why was there a stranger? You don't know what You're.
Speaker 2: Ready after I agreed to be faithful and tongued my bride.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw you at the reception getting down on
Speaker 2: a chicken skewer. Oh okay, and he says, oh face emoji.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: I couldn't talk to you, but I tried to get
Speaker 2: your attention with a naughty hand gesture during the father
Speaker 2: daughter dance.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm not the father.
Speaker 5: I hate this guy.
Speaker 2: Noise, noise, noise. Hey the you caught the bouquet? You
Speaker 2: know what that means? It means the groom is going
Speaker 2: to give it to you?
Speaker 6: What it means?
Speaker 4: That's not the tradition.
Speaker 5: Get married?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this wedding, it's the tradition. So yeah said it.
Speaker 2: What you do about it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I couldn't post on here sooner. But I'm still
Speaker 2: on my honeymoon and the wi fi at our International
Speaker 2: hotel is terrible. You're thinking about her, he says, hit
Speaker 2: me back my emails on the invite and just to
Speaker 2: be safe. You're not one of my cousins or something,
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 8: Oh, we don't know.
Speaker 2: What's just saying. Crazy things have happened before.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't think it's gonna stop this guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he didn't lead with that question.
Speaker 2: That's signed. You're right, he signs it B swizz exclamation
Speaker 2: point semi cole.
Speaker 5: Did this guy get married?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's just a typo, if that's
Speaker 2: how he actually signs.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled One Man's junk Can be
Speaker 3: Another Woman's treasure.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 4: So why do I love that subject?
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's woman for man thirty nine yard sale, She says, Oh.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 4: Act Yeah, I think it's something different.
Speaker 2: She says.
Speaker 3: Yesterday afternoon, I was walking home from hot yoga and
Speaker 3: I stumbled across your wonderful little garage deals. I was
Speaker 3: the large chested lady who looked like a cute tennis
Speaker 3: instructor with visor tennis skirt and surgically enhanced backside peach emoji.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I am not.
Speaker 2: Going to that. She keeps going.
Speaker 3: I believe you're the man of the operation because I
Speaker 3: saw you tell that child. He couldn't have that old
Speaker 3: slinky for fifty cents and then snatched it out of
Speaker 3: his hands.
Speaker 2: Good for you, stick to your price.
Speaker 4: He's a little attached to his old junk as it is.
Speaker 3: He laughed about everything and anything, sometimes nothing. Originally I
Speaker 3: was only gonna buy the scary inflatable Santa from you,
Speaker 3: but your clooney smile and brad pitt charm talked me
Speaker 3: into also purchasing two demon baby lawn ornaments.
Speaker 4: Appropriate definitely Christmas.
Speaker 2: You said I was a good shopper and threw in
Speaker 2: an unfortunate candle just for fun.
Speaker 4: Was unfortunate about it?
Speaker 5: These are weird.
Speaker 2: Vibes, she says, At least I think it was a
Speaker 2: candle question mark.
Speaker 3: We shook hands on the deal, and that's when I
Speaker 3: think I surprised you by kissing your cheek, which is
Speaker 3: normal where I come from.
Speaker 2: Parentheses adult film industry.
Speaker 4: I'm literally crying. I can't. I love how she casually
Speaker 4: dropped that in the parenthesis.
Speaker 2: How do I work this into By the way, if
Speaker 2: you're not doing any thing this weekend, come over to
Speaker 2: my place. You can see where I put the unfortunate candle.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, call her, get her over right away.
Speaker 2: All I can tell you is that it's unfortunate. Oho
Speaker 2: sign xxxxx. Oh oh Charlie with an Ie sin did
Speaker 2: Gregs's misconnection.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If Brooke gets the win today, she'll be at nineteen
Speaker 2: consecutive wins in a row. Whoa bro Brook just squinted
Speaker 2: her eyes like that numbers too big to comprehension.
Speaker 4: My brain is not firing correctly, I am. It's like
Speaker 4: the connections aren't being made. So we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we're gonna be taken on a first time
Speaker 2: player to win Brooks Box. And finally somebody from your
Speaker 2: own generation, Mario from Mill Creek who is retired. Mario retirement.
Speaker 15: You're so it's nice you're busier than when you're.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what retired people say.
Speaker 5: And I never believe it.
Speaker 4: My dad same thing.
Speaker 10: I'm like, really, my dad, I believe because he worries
Speaker 10: about little things like, oh, I have to replace three
Speaker 10: light bulbs out in the garden today.
Speaker 4: Does that take care?
Speaker 21: Why are your light bulbs in your gardens like nighttime?
Speaker 21: I'm like, who's in your garden at night?
Speaker 7: Dad?
Speaker 5: Retirement?
Speaker 3: The excitement of retiring. Yeah, all right, Brooke is leaving
Speaker 3: the studio. While that happens, Mario, you know the game's played.
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, just say passed. But you
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 17: I guess?
Speaker 2: Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National
Speaker 2: Food Truck Day. Which state has the most food trucks California?
Speaker 2: What company owns Marvel in the US?
Speaker 3: What place is known as music City? What famous gymnast
Speaker 3: was the first in history to ever land a triple
Speaker 3: double in competition?
Speaker 2: Mary lou rent on average? How many months of our
Speaker 2: lives do we waste waiting for traffic lights to change?
Speaker 2: All right, going rogue on that answer. But we're gonna
Speaker 2: bring Brooke back into the studio, and Mario, I see
Speaker 2: you have a special skill that you do to pass
Speaker 2: the time when you're living out your retired life.
Speaker 7: What is it? It's a planet trying to.
Speaker 2: Do you have it nearby? Oh, come on, we gotta
Speaker 2: get it. We gotta eat a taste a lot of time,
Speaker 2: just a little.
Speaker 11: Bit, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just give us a strum.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2: Have like a second career here. That was amazing.
Speaker 5: You're so good at that.
Speaker 4: I try.
Speaker 3: I like Mark because he's humble. But all right, bro,
Speaker 3: your turn, Your time starts now. Today is National Food
Speaker 3: Truck Day. Which state has the most food trucks?
Speaker 4: Washington?
Speaker 3: What company owns Marvel of Disney in the US. What
Speaker 3: place is known as music City Nashville. What famous gymnast
Speaker 3: was the first in history to ever land a triple
Speaker 3: double in competition on average? How many months of our
Speaker 3: lives do we waste waiting for traffic lights to change?
Speaker 6: Eight?
Speaker 2: What sport was Abraham Lincoln a champion in.
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It felt good.
Speaker 2: Time to send it over the scoreboard to see how
Speaker 2: you did with Jose.
Speaker 7: I'll just sit over here until you stop being at melos.
Speaker 2: Mario, you did great.
Speaker 5: You got too correct.
Speaker 2: Today, Musically talented and smile.
Speaker 5: I know, look at you.
Speaker 21: You're a catch, Mario, And Brook says her brain doesn't work,
Speaker 21: but it worked well enough.
Speaker 5: She got three.
Speaker 7: It again.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Mario. Here's the answers for everybody. National Food
Speaker 3: Truck Day is today. The state with the most food
Speaker 3: trucks would be California over seven hundred and fifty of them.
Speaker 5: I thought Portland alone would break that record.
Speaker 3: The company that owns Marvel is Disney. They purchased it
Speaker 3: in two thousand and nine for a cool four billion.
Speaker 2: Easy.
Speaker 3: Now it's worth fifty three billion. In the US music
Speaker 3: city is Nashville. The famous gymnast who was the first
Speaker 3: ever to land a triple double in competition was Simon Biles.
Speaker 2: That's a triple twisting double backflip.
Speaker 5: That's amazing thing I won't ever do.
Speaker 2: I bet you.
Speaker 3: Mario secretly has that ability to He's just too humble
Speaker 3: to practice out of bed quick. We waste an average
Speaker 3: of six months at traffic lights waiting for them to change.
Speaker 4: I get more red lights than the average person, I think, Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: And Abraham Lincoln was a champion in wrestling. Oh really,
Speaker 3: he only lost one match out of three hundred in
Speaker 3: his career.
Speaker 10: Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5: Really, not even kidding.
Speaker 2: No, that's awesome, crazy, Thank you so much for playing
Speaker 2: with us. Mario, You're awesome dude. And we'll be back
Speaker 2: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It's like every day I find another reason to love
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