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Speaker 7: You know what's important, What's what can be a huge
Speaker 7: part of your success is if you if you find
Speaker 7: a balance, if you find a balance in your life.
Speaker 7: That's that's been very important for me. And I've really
Speaker 7: never phrased it this way until now, but I was
Speaker 7: kind of thinking about it after my wife and I
Speaker 7: mean we set up one night recently. Man. You know,
Speaker 7: I often come on here and this is kind of
Speaker 7: an inspirational moment of the show, and I try to
Speaker 7: remind people about that most important relationship between you and God.
Speaker 7: And that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the
Speaker 7: that's the top of the crown. You've got to form
Speaker 7: the relationship with God. If you don't, everything else struggles.
Speaker 7: It's hard to be a good husband without God. It's
Speaker 7: hard to be a good family man without God. It's
Speaker 7: hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard to
Speaker 7: be hard to get through this thing called life without God.
Speaker 2: So that's clear.
Speaker 7: But at the same time, you can't talk about God.
Speaker 7: Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,
Speaker 7: let's just be real. I ain't I ain't your pastor,
Speaker 7: and I ain't at your church. But let's just be
Speaker 7: real about it. You know now, people tell you got
Speaker 7: to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that.
Speaker 7: That's a true statement. Got to keep your mind stayed
Speaker 7: in that area. I don't not here to tell you
Speaker 7: how to live, but you got to keep your mind
Speaker 7: stayed in that area of God, of doing the right thing,
Speaker 7: caring about people. That's what I took it as. Now
Speaker 7: I could be wrong. I apologize if I'm not saying
Speaker 7: it the way you've been taught. I can only do
Speaker 7: me now. But after that, you got to go to work.
Speaker 7: You got to have some fun. You got to take
Speaker 7: care of your business and that's the balance you have
Speaker 7: to find so it once you focus on showing up
Speaker 7: your relationship with God, you gotta balance this now. Now,
Speaker 7: you got to allocate some time I don't care who
Speaker 7: you are, for your family. If you're gonna have a family,
Speaker 7: you got to allocate some time for them. See, we
Speaker 7: can't just marry these women or make these kids and
Speaker 7: then neglect them. And fellas, especially if I'm talking to
Speaker 7: men out here and ladies you can listen to, but listen.
Speaker 7: If you find yourself struggling in your life, man, and
Speaker 7: you can't seem to get it together, let's just go
Speaker 7: over a couple of things. The first two things, if
Speaker 7: you find yourself struggling, you can't seem to pull it
Speaker 7: together and reach your goals and get the where you
Speaker 7: want to go, Let's just do a check how is
Speaker 7: your relationship with God? And then next how much time
Speaker 7: are you taking to allocate for your family? Now, your
Speaker 7: family don't always live in your house, but if you
Speaker 7: made them, they yours and the responsibility to them is
Speaker 7: never lessen because you don't stay that no more. Because
Speaker 7: you and the girl broke up, you and a woman
Speaker 7: don't speak that, hey, man, that don't ever release you
Speaker 7: from the obligation. Feel me what I'm telling you this
Speaker 7: now because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.
Speaker 7: I've had to live through them years. So two things
Speaker 7: you can start looking at. If you not where you
Speaker 7: want to be, and you ain't, you ain't really solent.
Speaker 7: You can't figure out why you keep spending your wheels.
Speaker 7: Have you just done a random inventory?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 7: Have you just checked on your relationship with God? Have
Speaker 7: you checked on the time you spending dedicated towards your family,
Speaker 7: your children that you created? If them two things is
Speaker 7: out of sink, man, that I can tell you right now,
Speaker 7: you can go on and get to explaining yourself.
Speaker 2: Away just like that. Hey man, how come you ain't
Speaker 2: where you want to be?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 2: Comes man, I really ain't. Well, if you really ain't,
Speaker 2: then you really ain't.
Speaker 7: The third thing is you got to allocate the necessary
Speaker 7: time for your business.
Speaker 2: You got to handle your business. All of this, man, is.
Speaker 7: The way it works. And the order the order is
Speaker 7: God first, family second. Then you got to handle all
Speaker 7: your business.
Speaker 2: But as me, and this is what we do.
Speaker 7: If I don't handle my business, I can't take care
Speaker 7: of my family. True statement. But if your business is
Speaker 7: in front of your family.
Speaker 2: You out of order.
Speaker 7: Now that's all we talking about now in it. See,
Speaker 7: that's all we really say in here now, fellas you know,
Speaker 7: you know I mean, I mean, come on, man, you know,
Speaker 7: let's let's have a real conversation about being better. You know,
Speaker 7: if you have created these children, you got to handle
Speaker 7: your business. You may not like the girl no more.
Speaker 2: You and the woman might have.
Speaker 7: Broken up, y'all might go your own way, But what
Speaker 7: that got to do with the child though, Man, you
Speaker 7: got to hand under your business. They got to know
Speaker 7: who daddy is. That's your obligation. Man, that God ain't
Speaker 7: letting you off the hook for that. Try it.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and try it and think you're gonna get
Speaker 2: off the hook with that, cause you're not. Man, You
Speaker 2: just not. I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming
Speaker 2: like that? Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.
Speaker 7: I was over here trying to reshape my life, get
Speaker 7: myself up on my feet when I was a homeless
Speaker 7: man and trying to come back. Man, I thought I
Speaker 7: had to take care of me first and then so
Speaker 7: I can neglect it. Care about them kids, man, I
Speaker 7: ain't hid at work man. God kept his knee on
Speaker 7: my neck for a long time for that one right there,
Speaker 7: till I finally learned the lesson hold up man, put
Speaker 7: these phone calls in, Go spend some time, do something.
Speaker 7: And then it started turning around for me. You know,
Speaker 7: I can't be there all the time because I am
Speaker 7: out here on the grind, in the hustle. But at
Speaker 7: the same time, man, some more phone calls, some more letters,
Speaker 7: some more hawh. He heed something, Then take care of
Speaker 7: your business.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 2: You got to work hard to be successful.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I don't put that in there. I just live it,
Speaker 7: and I expect my sons to emulate that. But I
Speaker 7: gotta talk to them all the time. How hard you
Speaker 7: got to work to be something. It's an all out
Speaker 7: of salt on it.
Speaker 2: Man. If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go.
Speaker 7: You gotta wake up every day trying to get there,
Speaker 7: and you can't get tired of it because it.
Speaker 2: Never ends.
Speaker 7: You're gonna always be this way. That's how life is
Speaker 7: designed and set up. You got to be a hard worker, man.
Speaker 2: If you always looking.
Speaker 7: For some time to chill, and man, I wanna go
Speaker 7: do what I want to do. You ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 7: In order to be successful, you have to do a
Speaker 7: series of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is
Speaker 7: the thing that most of us are uncomfortable doing.
Speaker 2: It's so much easier to chill matter. I wish I
Speaker 2: could kick back with a cigar man.
Speaker 7: All the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because
Speaker 7: I got to work. Then the last piece of the
Speaker 7: balance pipe balance piece is you gotta take some time
Speaker 7: out to enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2: But if you ain't where you wanna be, you ain't
Speaker 2: got a.
Speaker 7: Lot of time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that
Speaker 7: this balance is even. It's a whole lot of God,
Speaker 7: a whole lot of family, a whole lot of business,
Speaker 7: and a little bit of chilling. The chilling can't be
Speaker 7: equal to the family, the business, all your God. If
Speaker 7: the chilling is equal to any of them, you ain't
Speaker 7: gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to work
Speaker 7: like a man. Do what you're supposed to do. Work
Speaker 7: on your family, work on your relationship, work on your God,
Speaker 7: work on your business. And then when you chill, you
Speaker 7: might not chill as law, but you show gonna chill bigger.
Speaker 7: You're gonna ball bigger baby.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard. Morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. The Steve Harvey Mornings
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Speaker 7: I've got sunshine on a cloudy day when it's cold outside.
Speaker 7: I got the month of May. Well, I guess you say,
Speaker 7: what can make me feel this way? My girl, my girl,
Speaker 7: I'm talking about my girl, my girl. Temptations. Don't really
Speaker 7: remember the year, but I was young. Those songs have
Speaker 7: stood the test of time. I strongly suggest that this
Speaker 7: new generation start writing songs that they'll be able to
Speaker 7: memorize and hum along and feel good about it.
Speaker 2: When you are in your letter years.
Speaker 7: Move b get out the way, Get out the way,
Speaker 7: Get out the way, move be get out the way
Speaker 7: will not mean the same thing to you in your
Speaker 7: letter years as it does now. I can assure you
Speaker 7: that because you will be sitting next to your wife
Speaker 7: and some do and humming, it ain't gonna sound right.
Speaker 7: Let's get back to real lyrics before it's too late.
Speaker 7: There is a generation who is already too late. I
Speaker 7: suggest the new generation that X Gen, whatever they are,
Speaker 7: Tasha car his daughter size, you'all got to get back
Speaker 7: to it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: That is a public service. Announcement from those of us
Speaker 7: who care about the music. We listen to, ladies and
Speaker 7: gentlemen today it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and this
Speaker 7: is how we do it. Ladies and gentlemen. Shelley Strawberry
Speaker 7: calling for real. The Mouth of the South, Mississippi. Monica
Speaker 7: Junior killed Space and the legend that he is nephew
Speaker 7: Temmy Well Junior, what's going on today?
Speaker 10: Can I tell you someone space?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Hell yeah?
Speaker 2: Safe space? Okaye?
Speaker 10: No, save space because I want no, no, no, it's
Speaker 10: not bad. I just I just want to say that, dog,
Speaker 10: I really enjoy being married, and if you're not married,
Speaker 10: you should work on it. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10: I got a bill in the mail and she was
Speaker 10: so more concerned than I was, and it was in
Speaker 10: my name. She actually paid it for me because she
Speaker 10: didn't like to stress. I was under that's a partner.
Speaker 10: Never had that before. I said, I'll be damned, I
Speaker 10: can't believe. She said, what look, give it what I'm
Speaker 10: doing this right now. You gonna take care of yourself
Speaker 10: and you're gonna relax. That's when I knew that I
Speaker 10: have a partner. This is something that that everybody needs
Speaker 10: to experience, and I just want to tell everybody, I'm
Speaker 10: proud that I have a wife.
Speaker 1: We got a girlfriend.
Speaker 10: I got a wife that care. Because it's scary. I
Speaker 10: don't know if she's gonna do it twice, shirly. She
Speaker 10: did it one time, but me, no else I'm talking about.
Speaker 10: It wasn't my money, it was us, I her own
Speaker 10: account to pay for something for me.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm so happy man looking at that way, and
Speaker 7: you share it that way. But let me bring you
Speaker 7: up to speed as to what's really going on.
Speaker 2: What happened. She paying your.
Speaker 7: Bills to keep your credit straight so she can use
Speaker 7: it to buy most of tada.
Speaker 2: And that's a beautiful Yeah, because y'all.
Speaker 1: Partner us get next wee can't.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, y'all go find joint in a few months.
Speaker 5: You'll see what you're gonna learn today, Junior, Yes, you
Speaker 5: are coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 5: we got some church complaints from Reverend Motown and.
Speaker 1: Deacon death Jam. Right after this you're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now to run that prank back with
Speaker 1: a nephew.
Speaker 9: What you got for his nep This right here is
Speaker 9: wet robe. Uh, huh wet robe, Let's go get it.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach the miss.
Speaker 4: Oh good se a since Tarnia.
Speaker 2: This is Brian.
Speaker 8: I'm representing the youth and of course you know, we're
Speaker 8: already having the fundraiser on Saturday, and I would like
Speaker 8: to know are you going to be Are you going
Speaker 8: to be available to come out on Saturday, because we
Speaker 8: got pretty much most of the most of the you
Speaker 8: in the choir, correct.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I've never heard of anything about anything on Saturday though.
Speaker 8: Well, we got most of the choir members coming out
Speaker 8: on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going
Speaker 8: to be available on Saturday to come out and participate
Speaker 8: in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their
Speaker 8: vacation next year.
Speaker 13: Oh you said all the other choir members.
Speaker 8: I never heard anything from that, Yeah, all of the
Speaker 8: choir members. We probably have about ninety five percent of
Speaker 8: the choir members coming out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.
Speaker 8: Okay, Now we're doing from five to seven on Saturday,
Speaker 8: So are you available five pm to seven pm? It's
Speaker 8: only two hours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your say?
Speaker 8: Your name was Brian. I'm sorry they call me Brian.
Speaker 8: Brian they call me ba, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, did I meet you at the church?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 8: Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and they've
Speaker 8: already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in marketing
Speaker 8: in school. So they trying to get me to take
Speaker 8: care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.
Speaker 8: We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,
Speaker 8: the choir members have been very receptive. You are the
Speaker 8: last one for me to call, and I wanted to
Speaker 8: make sure you are on board with us.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard about this, so.
Speaker 8: Right right now, are you able to bring your choir
Speaker 8: robe on on Saturday?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 12: We singing a song?
Speaker 6: What song?
Speaker 8: Did you need us to sing?
Speaker 12: Did you tell the pastor about this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: No, no, you guys are not actually going to be
Speaker 8: singing a song. What it is is that we're having
Speaker 8: a uh. And I'm glad. I'm so glad that you're you're, you're,
Speaker 8: you're ready to participate in what we're doing. So I
Speaker 8: want to first of all say thank you first and foremost,
Speaker 8: I want to say thank you. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 8: and all of them, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: This is that we need the robes for I can
Speaker 4: bring my robe by just the rope.
Speaker 8: What's going to happen if you guys aren't singing a song?
Speaker 8: But we're having a wet robe uh contest? What now
Speaker 8: a wet robe contest.
Speaker 12: You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
Speaker 12: of thing.
Speaker 8: Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe, so
Speaker 8: you don't have a T shirt on.
Speaker 4: What we need you to do is no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 12: Not in the church you're talking about the whole fire
Speaker 12: said they're going to do a wet robe contest. You
Speaker 12: said a wet road contest. I heard a wet T
Speaker 12: shirt contest. That's not that's not the same thing.
Speaker 8: Though, right, Well, no, it's a little bit different when
Speaker 8: it is. You don't have a T shirt on. You
Speaker 8: actually have your your your choir robe on, and you
Speaker 8: don't have anything all underneath it. You don't wear any
Speaker 8: clothes underneath it. What we do is all ladies, listen
Speaker 8: to me. We're gonna let all wet, all of the
Speaker 8: ladies out, and the sexiest one that's wet with their
Speaker 8: role is gonna win five hundred dollars and path of
Speaker 8: the money is gonna go to the children's vacation.
Speaker 12: Are you talking about a wet T shirt contest in
Speaker 12: the church?
Speaker 8: No, I'm talking about a wet road contest at the church.
Speaker 12: No, I'm not sending getting there and and and be
Speaker 12: naked under n.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be
Speaker 8: out naked under a road. We need you to be
Speaker 8: completely naked under your road. And we're gonna win everybody
Speaker 8: down with the water holes. And the finest one is
Speaker 8: going to be able to uh to win five hundred
Speaker 8: dollars and two hundred and fifty of that half of
Speaker 8: that money is gonna go to the children's bay.
Speaker 12: Came, hold on, hold on, what don't say? Your name
Speaker 12: was again?
Speaker 8: My name? My name is Brian Bray.
Speaker 12: How long you've been a member of this church.
Speaker 8: I've been a member for about three weeks now, Like
Speaker 8: I said, since I was majoring in marketing. They they
Speaker 8: actually threw me into no.
Speaker 12: Way after three weeks that they gonna put you in
Speaker 12: charge of something I.
Speaker 8: Don't want saying one is a problem with you?
Speaker 4: Try to.
Speaker 8: Do you gave me they're trying to create and you
Speaker 8: don't want to help.
Speaker 4: I want to help the kids, but I'm not going
Speaker 4: to get up there and no choir Rod.
Speaker 12: I'm doing my best right now not to cush you
Speaker 12: out because I'm a woman of gods.
Speaker 8: So you too good to be nicked under your role?
Speaker 8: Is that's what you're saying, You're.
Speaker 4: Too good to look.
Speaker 12: I don't have to exclaim myself, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 12: be naked up.
Speaker 6: To no church.
Speaker 8: Okay, So so you can't do the naked roll car
Speaker 8: or content.
Speaker 4: You can't do that for the kids.
Speaker 12: I know you're not about to tell me what I
Speaker 12: can and cannot do for no kids.
Speaker 4: Now. I don't know who gave me my number, but I.
Speaker 12: Think you need to figure out who else to call
Speaker 12: for this because I'm not gonna be a part of this.
Speaker 8: We called all the other quod members and they don't
Speaker 8: have a problem with it.
Speaker 12: All the fire members, what are their names? What other
Speaker 12: choir members did you call that would we called?
Speaker 8: We called Sister Sister Bridget in the choir. Sister Bridget
Speaker 8: didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 12: No Sister Bridge in the choir.
Speaker 8: Okay, how about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir
Speaker 8: was fine with it.
Speaker 12: Ain't no, sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you this something. Look, look,
Speaker 8: do you know sister Divita in the choir? Hello? Yes,
Speaker 8: do you know sister DaVita in the choir?
Speaker 12: Yes, I know Sister Divita.
Speaker 8: Okay. So, so if Sister DaVita said that Sister Bridge
Speaker 8: and his sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it,
Speaker 8: why do you have a problem doing.
Speaker 12: I'm not about to be naked in a church, kid, You're.
Speaker 8: Not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be in
Speaker 8: the back part of the church and we're gonna spray
Speaker 8: you down with a water holes on your robe.
Speaker 12: That's what We're not gonna be up there. This is disgusting.
Speaker 8: Well, Toommy said you would do it? Tooma said, you
Speaker 8: didn't have no problem doing Who.
Speaker 12: The hell is Tommy? We don't even have a Tommy
Speaker 12: at the church.
Speaker 4: You keep making upouther he's made Tommy is nephew.
Speaker 8: Tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's who Tommy is. Hello, Yes,
Speaker 8: this is Tommy, baby, this is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 6: Are you doing Oh my god, that's not real.
Speaker 8: This is not it's not real baby, that nobody was
Speaker 8: calling you about doing a wet rope this you are.
Speaker 12: I was gonna go out on you.
Speaker 8: You was already going off on me. Vida got me
Speaker 8: the prank phone call you.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4: I was told of my tongue.
Speaker 8: What you're saying, you was about to cume.
Speaker 12: I was about to cut you out right out.
Speaker 8: Hey, baby, I gotta ask you, gotta tell me what's
Speaker 8: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show.
Speaker 12: In the late Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 5: All right, So, Steve, the other day you told us
Speaker 5: that Marjorie does not like for you to eat in bed,
Speaker 5: and as a matter of fact, she doesn't allow it.
Speaker 5: So we have a question for you this morning and
Speaker 5: for everyone all the guys in the show. Does your
Speaker 5: significant other have a house rule or rules that are
Speaker 5: very serious and if you break them, he or she
Speaker 5: will kill you?
Speaker 1: Not literally, of course. But let's start with you, Steve
Speaker 1: got let's him. Yeah, let's start and finish with Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know, I know for sure, I can't hardly see
Speaker 2: that's automatic that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's death on the spot.
Speaker 7: That's not even nothing new. Matter of fact, I didn't
Speaker 7: even feel comfortable saying that. I mean, that's that's that's
Speaker 7: very coming.
Speaker 2: That's a house.
Speaker 1: But have you heard see guys say well, uh, you
Speaker 1: should put it down or you know, look.
Speaker 7: Though, because well crazy yo, I said that the last
Speaker 7: time we was in Africa.
Speaker 1: You said what if you said?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 8: He said?
Speaker 2: What she said?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we was arguing about the toilet seat under a
Speaker 7: mosquito net, and I thought I was so sick of
Speaker 7: her talking, and I said, well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Next time you go in there, you let it back up?
Speaker 1: Have you lost your entire mind?
Speaker 3: And how did that go?
Speaker 1: How did that evening go?
Speaker 2: I'm telling fellas right now, don't say that.
Speaker 1: Don't say it the warning.
Speaker 2: Listen to uncle. I'm just don't say that.
Speaker 1: Why can't we win that artist?
Speaker 2: That's not there's no argument to win Toms because I
Speaker 2: gave up.
Speaker 1: It's made to go down anyway, it's not made to
Speaker 1: be up.
Speaker 2: But why does it go up? Hello? Hello, I.
Speaker 5: Don't even understand why I put it up to use it.
Speaker 5: I don't even get that part.
Speaker 2: What you want us to pee on the top? Okay,
Speaker 2: you don't think. You don't know why we got to
Speaker 2: let the lid, let it up.
Speaker 15: It's not that much.
Speaker 1: When it's down, it's not that much room. Extra room though.
Speaker 13: You don't understand this aiming in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's aiming at aiming in.
Speaker 9: The morning.
Speaker 2: That ain't good. You don't know. You don't know if
Speaker 2: you're gonna get some unexpected spray.
Speaker 15: You don't know.
Speaker 2: You ain't never had the smell.
Speaker 1: You ain't never had a split decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, yeah, I know. It's a mystery that you
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom in the dark and we start
Speaker 2: peeling it. Don't hear water?
Speaker 15: Got am I?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 2: And I know I'm peeing and I don't hear nothing.
Speaker 4: On this road.
Speaker 13: Hey, yeah, you can't find the light switch.
Speaker 7: Light on?
Speaker 3: Oh no water.
Speaker 2: I've been standing there.
Speaker 7: I've been standing there, pet and didn't hear no water
Speaker 7: and leaned over to cut the light switch on.
Speaker 2: Oh pete all over the glade air fresh he all
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 7: I left for washing, but left but left the pet
Speaker 7: on the soap. I just didn't I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: It's it's so real.
Speaker 13: You take all that.
Speaker 11: You can wake up the next morning and look at
Speaker 11: the bath and be like God. But see Shirley and Colin.
Speaker 11: See y'all don't have little boys. No, all didn't have
Speaker 11: little boys. And I quit asking why is the toilet
Speaker 11: seat me to go up?
Speaker 2: If you had a.
Speaker 1: Little boy, I'm thinking, God, right, he had had a girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't even I don't even think we try.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like straight in the water. It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like.
Speaker 7: We have waited till the last minute anyway. Yeah, we
Speaker 7: pulling it out?
Speaker 2: Is already Pete, Yeah, yeah, none of these al I'm here.
Speaker 16: In the way.
Speaker 2: You in trouble. I don't know, but that route of
Speaker 2: where I'm going, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was all of this, did you girl?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 8: No boy?
Speaker 2: No, but women, women can hold it better than men. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's not cut off when we're even yeah, pining.
Speaker 1: We can cut it off the whole church service, no pride.
Speaker 2: I can't cut it. Okay, well, we can cut it off,
Speaker 2: but I'll tell you what. You blow your kidney out,
Speaker 2: your clamp and shut if you want, it's gonna blow
Speaker 2: your kidding out your day, good morning. Ain't gonna believe
Speaker 2: you don't have to go to the hospital. Part what's
Speaker 2: wrong with Steve's try to shut it off?
Speaker 7: Now, when you're a little boy, you're can clamp and shut.
Speaker 7: But if you're grown man, you clamp and shut.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go to the hospital. You're gonna do My
Speaker 2: little boy cold he got he got cold? God ass
Speaker 2: is fit to get admitted. You're gonna be checking at
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 7: You said you're gonna have a risk. You're gonna have
Speaker 7: a wrist bracelet on this season.
Speaker 11: This so you know, so you know, we don't have
Speaker 11: We don't have to cut off the little boy's got
Speaker 11: and we ain't got the speed they got. We ain't
Speaker 11: got none of that is we might stand there by
Speaker 11: seven minutes.
Speaker 1: That's a nice.
Speaker 13: Stream pressure push out.
Speaker 2: If we don't have it, it ain't the same force.
Speaker 8: It ain't.
Speaker 7: I guess when I was a little boy, I could
Speaker 7: push your coke can up the streets. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I can write my name in the I go to
Speaker 7: the bathroom. Now, sound like ice cubes going.
Speaker 2: Into the water.
Speaker 15: Ice alright, so glad, look at the time.
Speaker 13: Look listen, we want to hear from you.
Speaker 5: What are some house rules your significant other can't break
Speaker 5: or else? Go to Steve Harvey FM and all social
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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. What you got, Carla?
Speaker 14: Okay, so listen to this Steve. My friends, a lot
Speaker 14: of us appearents. You know, we hang out, we do
Speaker 14: things together with our children. So the latest discussion, you know,
Speaker 14: we have young kids. So the latest discussion is you're
Speaker 14: an expert at this. At what age should you teach
Speaker 14: your child how to cuss, curse, or say bad words?
Speaker 2: Well, you shouldn't teach them how.
Speaker 7: There's no age when you should teach them bad words, okay,
Speaker 7: because bad words are not necessary. It all depends on
Speaker 7: circumstance and environment. Cussing is an environmental, circumstantial thing that
Speaker 7: you have to be able to participate in. And every
Speaker 7: circumstance and all environments do not require cussing.
Speaker 2: You need to be so it's not a good time for.
Speaker 7: The situations will bring out the child when it's necessary.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: So it's not for you to decide I'm gonna teach
Speaker 7: my child because I never taught to any of my
Speaker 7: kids to cuse My father never taught me to cuss.
Speaker 2: I just picked it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you overheard it.
Speaker 7: And for me personally, the decision to use cussing a
Speaker 7: little bit more regularly was somewhere around nine.
Speaker 1: Yes see.
Speaker 2: Nine is when I started implementing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty young.
Speaker 2: By twelve, I was, you know, I wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 2: really farm good. It wasn't. I was just throwing it
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 7: But I had a lot more situations, and all I
Speaker 7: got the more useful and more timely and more situations
Speaker 7: presented themselves.
Speaker 2: So that's how I did it. So I don't say
Speaker 2: that there's an age that you give a child.
Speaker 14: Okay, here's why I'm asking this because I know a
Speaker 14: lot of people look uncomfortable with this question. But it's
Speaker 14: a different time for these kids and going into middle school.
Speaker 14: It's just been tough with a group of people that
Speaker 14: we hang with with their kids. So they were saying
Speaker 14: they want to teach their children how to say blank,
Speaker 14: you be get out my face in a situation of bullying,
Speaker 14: bully and things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't think it's necessary. See you are.
Speaker 7: Here's the problem of calling your little crew that y'all
Speaker 7: go to school with y'all suburban parents, y'all parents, y'all
Speaker 7: from the hood. Yeah, but y'all have become suburbanized, and
Speaker 7: you all are suburban parents.
Speaker 2: So now you've you've.
Speaker 7: Tried to remain bushy and trying to live up to
Speaker 7: your status status in life.
Speaker 2: Now, but your colleague like the colleague, and you're trying.
Speaker 7: To know when to implement hoodism into your kids, and
Speaker 7: your kids don't really need that, and so you've got
Speaker 7: to teach them other ways. I don't recommend teach sincely
Speaker 7: do not recommend teaching cussing to kids, because I mean,
Speaker 7: it's it's gonna backfire behavior, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't teach them negative behavior.
Speaker 17: Now.
Speaker 2: Did I teach my children to take care of themselves? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I found out I was doing it for no reason.
Speaker 2: Somebody hit you. Everybody go down there.
Speaker 7: My kids ain't down the street fighting and then come
Speaker 7: home and you go get all your brothers and go
Speaker 7: back down there.
Speaker 2: But kids don't look. Matter of fact, the house too
Speaker 2: damn far away.
Speaker 1: They're not in six flags.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 9: See.
Speaker 7: I wanted to tell my sons that, but they went
Speaker 7: to school where they ain't fight. They ain't fight you.
Speaker 7: They talk about your instagram. My daddy took me to
Speaker 7: get married, Sandy.
Speaker 9: That was my daddy took me over there because they
Speaker 9: weren't fighting in my neighborhood, but over there, my cousin
Speaker 9: every said, by twelve thirty, yeah, get my butt tore up.
Speaker 1: That's how you grew up.
Speaker 14: It's like you said, how we grew up and how
Speaker 14: we're parenting and how our children are growing up.
Speaker 1: It's just too it's two different worlds.
Speaker 7: And it's and it's some parenting that just doesn't apply today,
Speaker 7: and then a lot of it does, but you all
Speaker 7: have removed it because of your new way. But your
Speaker 7: kids are suburban kids. So when the bullying goes down
Speaker 7: in school, how do you teach them how to cuss?
Speaker 7: You ain't got to teach them how to cuss. You
Speaker 7: got to get the bully out your face. You don't
Speaker 7: get the bully out your face by cussing. There's a
Speaker 7: physical activity that can get the bully out. Now, if
Speaker 7: you don't want to teach the physical activity, then you
Speaker 7: got to go with something else. But bullies don't respond
Speaker 7: to get your blankety blank out my blankety blank. They
Speaker 7: don't cause they bullets.
Speaker 2: Hell. They they one told you, I've.
Speaker 7: Been to put my blankety blank in your blankety bl
Speaker 7: Now what's your comeback? See, it's hard to outcuss a bullet.
Speaker 7: So you got to teach your children to other things.
Speaker 7: But I don't recommend teaching your children how to talk
Speaker 7: bad to people because that doesn't work because it's just
Speaker 7: talk just and eventually if once you talk bad, you
Speaker 7: had to bag.
Speaker 2: Some of it up.
Speaker 10: You did, your parents have put motivation behind you behind
Speaker 10: the bully, Like if you.
Speaker 2: Don't wolve his, i'm yours.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was the motivation I had again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what you're crying for? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, come home crying one of them. Damn time, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna give you something to cry about. They I'm gonna
Speaker 7: take you down there. My brothers then took me back
Speaker 7: down the street to fight Manny. Me and Manny, Me
Speaker 7: and Mannick got in four fights in one day. Me
Speaker 7: and Manny was through with it. Man Manny, my boy
Speaker 7: many hitting the picture right up there, the dude with
Speaker 7: the hat on with the gold jacket standing there what
Speaker 7: they name in my street, my boy Manny. We fought
Speaker 7: full time one Me and Manny was through after the
Speaker 7: first fight, our brothers and sisters got involved.
Speaker 1: Ah, then they were beefing.
Speaker 2: Is that what it went?
Speaker 7: Rose Calhoun bought Manny back up to my house to
Speaker 7: beat me up.
Speaker 2: Wow, bigger Rose bought Manny up there to beat my
Speaker 2: whoop man Now, Manny whooped me the first time.
Speaker 7: I'm through you win. Many we friends. But since she
Speaker 7: brought him up to my house and my daddy was
Speaker 7: on the porch watching, I got to ten many.
Speaker 13: As a.
Speaker 1: Coming up, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: All right, Happy Juneteenth and Happy Father's Day to all
Speaker 5: of the dead out there, to the ones we work.
Speaker 1: With right here in the studio that Steve.
Speaker 5: Jay and Tommy Well, a resident poet is here with
Speaker 5: a gift for you guys.
Speaker 1: And for us all for the world, Junior. Yes it
Speaker 1: is here, tru poems. Yes, this is rare date for
Speaker 1: each holiday.
Speaker 10: So let me go ahead and get this. This is
Speaker 10: what I think that when June tenth happened. This is
Speaker 10: what I think they were thinking.
Speaker 2: And I had to get in that mindset.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 13: This is what's called June tenth. June tink June Tank,
Speaker 13: June Tink.
Speaker 1: The secret was.
Speaker 13: Never told that slavery had ended two years before. Now
Speaker 13: to me, that's kind of bowl.
Speaker 10: Joe Tank, Joe Dank, Joe Tank, were still in the
Speaker 10: field picking cotton when they knew, damn well we was free.
Speaker 13: If you think that's kind of rotten, June Dank, Joe Dank,
Speaker 13: June Dank. How the hell you keep a secret like that?
Speaker 10: The only reason you could hold us down because you
Speaker 10: were standing on our back.
Speaker 13: June Tink, Joe Tink, June Tink. It's the day we celebrate.
Speaker 10: But it's one thing I know for sure. You can
Speaker 10: never get good news too late. Joe Tank, Joe Tink,
Speaker 10: Joe Tink.
Speaker 2: The end, the end. I'm touching my herd off right
Speaker 2: and I don't even know.
Speaker 4: That was jo Jo.
Speaker 13: The city, they was running through the city. They was
Speaker 13: run through the city, spreading the new.
Speaker 2: That's how I got you.
Speaker 3: This for Father.
Speaker 17: Listen to.
Speaker 4: Listen to that.
Speaker 2: I don't all feel free right now. Thank you, just.
Speaker 13: Daddy, Paul.
Speaker 2: This is what I call this.
Speaker 13: This is father Father's and.
Speaker 2: I don't want this is what you are.
Speaker 13: He's got you, Tommy.
Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm.
Speaker 1: I don't want support.
Speaker 2: I got to Shirley. Watch this, daddy.
Speaker 13: That's exactly how it started.
Speaker 6: Talking.
Speaker 13: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, honor you this way, Oh daddy, daddy, Daddy.
Speaker 10: I just like to say, Daddy, daddy, daddy, I like
Speaker 10: to take this man to send you some heartfelt words,
Speaker 10: and some of them may rhyme. Oh, daddy, dadda daddy,
Speaker 10: you don't sound much for me. I like how you
Speaker 10: stand up to be a man, and you taught me
Speaker 10: had the correct way to pee. Daddy, dadda daddy, Oh father,
Speaker 10: pops in mind.
Speaker 13: I forgive you for saying you were coming to see me.
Speaker 13: I knew damn well you was lying. Dada Daddy, heppy
Speaker 13: Father's Day.
Speaker 10: I'd like to send your card on The problem is
Speaker 10: I don't know where you lived.
Speaker 2: Hen, yes, Dad, daddy, daddy.
Speaker 6: One more.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Time now for comedy Roulette. Come on, Jay, set it up.
Speaker 18: Please let me break it down for you. We take
Speaker 18: three subjects, put those three subjects on a wheel. Spin
Speaker 18: the wheel where the wheel stops. Because we are comedians,
Speaker 18: we can make the damn thing funny.
Speaker 2: Watch us, watch us.
Speaker 1: All right, Here are today's categories Number one.
Speaker 5: Things people say when they don't know they are on speakerphone.
Speaker 5: Things your mate, things your mate has that you wish
Speaker 5: they would throw away. And then how about this one.
Speaker 5: Things that a friend says to embarrass you. Oh wow,
Speaker 5: those are three good ones. Ready throwaway? I want to
Speaker 5: throw away?
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh no, it's sometime.
Speaker 1: We've all been here. Things people say when they don't
Speaker 1: know they're on speakerphone. Let's go, here we go.
Speaker 18: Things people say when they don't know they don't speak phone.
Speaker 18: I ain't gonna know the whole house, thank, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 1: That's the whole house.
Speaker 2: Look here, I'm gonna say this here.
Speaker 9: If Larry and them over there, I ain't coming because
Speaker 9: you know I don't blankly blank with Larry.
Speaker 2: You already you know I don't.
Speaker 7: People say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.
Speaker 7: Here's an ass on the phone.
Speaker 3: On the phone, people say, don't know they don't speaker phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got five dollars, but I ain't gonna lind
Speaker 2: it to her ass. I wish the hell out.
Speaker 11: He listen. Is uh is a run that got her
Speaker 11: big ass over the people off my couch because she's
Speaker 11: the reason why the couch uneven.
Speaker 2: Now she's the main reason why.
Speaker 1: Hey, you're on speakerphone. They can hear your people say
Speaker 1: they don't speakerphone.
Speaker 2: Man, I can't stand none of the ass you won't speak.
Speaker 18: Let me pick up these people say when they don't
Speaker 18: know they don't speakerphone.
Speaker 2: I went the hell I would go to.
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't like you when he was alive.
Speaker 2: Hey, looking at I can tell you something. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you something, girl. I want you to do what
Speaker 2: you did with that Jenny lad.
Speaker 10: That's the main thing that what you do with that
Speaker 10: Jenny lab.
Speaker 2: Now what you do this sa?
Speaker 18: They don't know?
Speaker 7: Come on, see you don't things are people say when
Speaker 7: they they don't know they don't speak a phone?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's his ugly ass. Mama over there.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 18: I love it things people saying it don't know they
Speaker 18: don't speak of bone. He got a brand new cow,
Speaker 18: but he missed sixteeth. Now that don't make no damn.
Speaker 1: You're right about that.
Speaker 2: He he he he he a Wayne over there, don't
Speaker 2: you don't even know I'm hitting this old lady. You
Speaker 2: don't even know what you don't know?
Speaker 16: Doubad it out man, thanks.
Speaker 7: People say when they don't know they an't speak on phone. Hey, hey,
Speaker 7: you know you left your panties over here?
Speaker 2: Everybody looking at the phone. Oh hell no, oh hey
Speaker 2: miss Jacobs, you speaking phone?
Speaker 13: All right, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: That's comedy Roulette. Coming up next.
Speaker 5: Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call. All
Speaker 5: right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Hard morning show.
Speaker 5: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 5: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 5: the subject I'm stuck between.
Speaker 1: A sister and a brother.
Speaker 5: All right, anyway, right now, the nephew is here with
Speaker 5: today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What do you have for us today, King of pranks?
Speaker 2: Come show your butt.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry. I asked, come show yo. But
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? No, no, no, no, this,
Speaker 1: Come show you butt. Today's the day. Today's the day.
Speaker 2: I'm time to get to the bottom of things.
Speaker 1: You got to show you. But the word bottom.
Speaker 2: Last thing we saw was his butt, Come show you butt,
Speaker 2: Runny cat.
Speaker 8: Yeah, was up?
Speaker 4: Hey, Dode, you know anything about it? Lincoln being them
Speaker 4: being stolen? No, man, I don't know nothingbout no Lincoln.
Speaker 4: Who is this man, because you know about the Lincoln
Speaker 4: getting stolen? Man, who is this?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about Lincoln being stolen? Man? How
Speaker 4: you getting my number? Man? Hey, dog, hold slow down.
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm trying to ask you. Somebody just
Speaker 4: stole my mama Lincoln. Man, and I'm asking they say
Speaker 4: you know something about it, or you was one of
Speaker 4: them that did, or do you know anything about a link?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 4: Man, I don't know nothing about Lincoln being stolen? Man, Man,
Speaker 4: who is come to my house with this here? Man?
Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about no Lincoln being stolen. Man,
Speaker 4: my name Craig Man. Somebody stole my mama Lincoln, and
Speaker 4: they say you was one of the ones that probably
Speaker 4: had did. Hold, dog, who is who? Who?
Speaker 5: Who is?
Speaker 8: Who is we?
Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about Lincoln here stolen? Let me
Speaker 4: tell you something, man, come to my house with this
Speaker 4: here about Lincoln.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: Look, man, I'm on paper. Man, I don't do no
Speaker 4: like that still Linco Man, you know what I'm standing. Man,
Speaker 4: I don't get out like that. Man. I don't know
Speaker 4: who told you that, man, or how you got my number? Man?
Speaker 4: But I ain't stolen your mama Lincoln. Man, Okay, hold
Speaker 4: up there, then, you old man coming downtown, because what
Speaker 4: happened was the lady next door saw who took it
Speaker 4: and the dude that she say, the dude jumped the
Speaker 4: fence and tow his pants in the back pocket got
Speaker 4: tore off, and she saw the dude. But so what
Speaker 4: we want you to do it come down and get
Speaker 4: in the lineup and everybody gonna show that. The lady
Speaker 4: say she know that, but when she see it. Hell on, no, man,
Speaker 4: you want to be I your mine? Think I'm gonna
Speaker 4: come downtown in the fire player. Now, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: come downtown to show my well what I'll do for you?
Speaker 4: I show my on this. Oh now you think your
Speaker 4: mama Lincoln is at my house? You can come get
Speaker 4: that say, man, is your but the one that she
Speaker 4: saw come over that fence. Man, That's all I want
Speaker 4: to know. Man, Who is you?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: Who is you?
Speaker 4: Man? Call in my house man and and aspensing me
Speaker 4: of telling your.
Speaker 8: Mama'spart man would have had?
Speaker 6: Is you man?
Speaker 13: And you crazy?
Speaker 4: Or something? Man? Listen, man, I'm not trying to go
Speaker 4: back and forth with you dog. I'm just trying to
Speaker 4: get to the bottom of who stole my mama. Goddg
Speaker 4: that's really what I'm trying to do. You understand and
Speaker 4: come up?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 4: I ain't stole no Lincoln. Man, that ain't shown. I
Speaker 4: ain't got no problem showing your butt to this lady. Man,
Speaker 4: because the lady says she know this. But when she
Speaker 4: said did you did you crawl over the fifth and
Speaker 4: tear your pants and the lady saw your butt. She
Speaker 4: know it when she see it. Man. Look, man, I'll
Speaker 4: check the man boy identified me by looking at my damn.
Speaker 4: That's what she saw. Man, she saw that, but it
Speaker 4: wasn't Man. What ma, Now you got my name?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, you Marcaus, ain't you? Yeah? I'm Marcael Okay,
Speaker 4: And don't quit acting like you ain't never been in
Speaker 4: no trouble before. Man. They already say you be getting
Speaker 4: in and out of trouble. So what I want to
Speaker 4: know is you the one stole my mama? Lincoln?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: How to pay for what I've done?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 4: You did, but I ain't told your mama Lincoln. Man, Hey, man,
Speaker 4: let me sell you this right here. Not have been
Speaker 4: locked up, man, But I'll tell you what I gonna again.
Speaker 4: If you come down here trying to take my downtown
Speaker 4: and to show my I'm not gonna have it. Man,
Speaker 4: get to talk to your mama. Car got sore.
Speaker 6: I ain't had nothing to do with that.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 4: Say, man, look, either you gonna come downtown Willingly. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna come to your house and drag you out, man,
Speaker 4: and bring you down there so this lady can see
Speaker 4: your butt.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Like I say, you, she know the butt when she's
Speaker 4: said there, it ain't your butt. You ain't got nothing
Speaker 4: to worry about. But you're gonna have to come downtown
Speaker 4: and show us. Yo, Matt, Matt, who in the hell
Speaker 4: is you?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: You ain't no law man, You ain't no detective, you
Speaker 4: ain't no fire man. Man, Who in the hell is you?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the worst time Kenny got the I'm the
Speaker 4: person trying to figure out who stole my mama. Lincoln. Man,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm doing. Man, I'll tell you what. You
Speaker 4: can come over here to my house, man, and I'll
Speaker 4: show you my man. Cause this is a man. I
Speaker 4: ain't had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: You talking about bringing the laws to my house and
Speaker 4: taking my down. Take him out?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: What kind of what kind of this is.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm telling you I don't have nothing to do
Speaker 4: with your mama caught being stolen.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: But I ain't coming downtown to show my man, that's
Speaker 4: not the question. I ain't got no problem coming to
Speaker 4: get it one way. I ain't got no problem doing.
Speaker 4: Ain't come on get come on, get my den hey man,
Speaker 4: ain't get my hey man, I'm gonna say it one
Speaker 4: more time. Were coming to your house, dragging you out
Speaker 4: and taking you downtown if you don't want to go
Speaker 4: by yourself. Man, I ain't got in comfort with that man,
Speaker 4: because I come been down. Man, I'd have been down.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I done paid for my clients.
Speaker 6: Man, I done paid for my client.
Speaker 4: But it ain't nobody Finn come get me from my
Speaker 4: house talking about taking me downtown and showing my If
Speaker 4: you want my you come to my house. Man, you
Speaker 4: hear me, because I ain't fraid to go back down, man,
Speaker 4: And I will go back down if you come over
Speaker 4: my house with me about getting my strength. Hey man,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying we need the lady. Just need to
Speaker 4: see it, man, to see if it's the right one or.
Speaker 8: Not the right one.
Speaker 4: That's all you got to do. Is put it down
Speaker 4: just a little bit so see.
Speaker 2: Can see it.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 4: Man, Man, I'm not finna do that.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: I don't even know who the hell you are. Man,
Speaker 4: how do you even get my information?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 4: How do you get my nuvel?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: You need to get out my phone with this hell Man,
Speaker 4: that's a man. Hey man, you know what, Man, I'm
Speaker 4: not finna go back and forth up with you no more.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to bring your butt down here to
Speaker 4: the station. I'm coming down there and drag you out
Speaker 4: your house to take I'm through talking about this now,
Speaker 4: you hear me. Look, look, man, come on and get me. Man,
Speaker 4: you want my man, Come on and get me.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: You did hey, man, let me when you heel it up.
Speaker 4: I tell you what, Man, I got one more thing
Speaker 4: I need to say to you. You're listening to me.
Speaker 4: I'm missing man. This is nephew timing from the Steve
Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 6: Oh hell no, man, helo man y'all. Man, Look man,
Speaker 6: y'all had me thinking, Man, I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 6: this center tantrum man in then you're talking about my man.
Speaker 6: I didn't show no in the penitentiary and I ain't
Speaker 6: gonna show now now.
Speaker 4: Man, come on, man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: But makes all the difference, you know.
Speaker 1: Too much. My prediction is going it's going to happen today.
Speaker 1: A good day for it.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: You agree in a situation where seen with somebody behind,
Speaker 2: But is it Steve.
Speaker 13: Swet?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, I think I heard a kick in there.
Speaker 18: You know that's one of the masters you watch from
Speaker 18: across the street. Oh, that guy's were in him the house.
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, the time for the Strawberry
Speaker 10: Letter with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 1: So happy you're back to you and your thank you subject.
Speaker 5: I'm stuck between a sister and a brother, Dear Stephen, Shirley.
Speaker 5: For the past year, I have been sleeping with my
Speaker 5: best friends little sister. When I went to college, I
Speaker 5: lost all contact with her until we reconnected last year
Speaker 5: at her brother's Fourth of July party. I hadn't seen
Speaker 5: this woman since she was a young girl. And my,
Speaker 5: oh my god aged my own mind god, she oh my,
Speaker 5: oh my god, oh I get it. My oh my
Speaker 5: god's aged like fine wine. Yes, Steve, sorry, you.
Speaker 2: Want to start over, because I don't know who you
Speaker 2: If you're talking about the Lord, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now, just figure that one out.
Speaker 2: God, oh God, it was God, and my, Oh.
Speaker 5: My God, that's what he's trying to say. But I'll
Speaker 5: start over all right, Dear Stephen Shirley. For the past year,
Speaker 5: I've been sleeping with my best friend's little sister. When
Speaker 5: I went to college, I lost all contact with her
Speaker 5: until we reconnected last year at her brother's Fourth of
Speaker 5: July party. I hadn't seen this woman since she was
Speaker 5: a young girl, and my, oh my god, she's aged
Speaker 5: like fine wine. Okay, I'm fourteen years older than her,
Speaker 5: but we're all grown now. The Lord took his time
Speaker 5: with that body.
Speaker 1: That evening.
Speaker 5: We caught up, had a few drinks, shared some laughs,
Speaker 5: and as the night progressed, we ended up in her
Speaker 5: brother's coat closet. This woman did things to me that
Speaker 5: I'd never had done to me. Since then, we have
Speaker 5: become increasingly close, and we've talked about taking it to
Speaker 5: the next step.
Speaker 2: She has said.
Speaker 5: It's of utmost importance that we go about this the
Speaker 5: right way and tell her brother about us. The problem is,
Speaker 5: her brother is a six to sixth bodybuilder that is
Speaker 5: very protective of his sister, and he's a hot head
Speaker 5: because of his size. He's always ready for a confrontation
Speaker 5: over the smallest stuff. I have personally never had a
Speaker 5: disagreement with him in all of the years we've been friends,
Speaker 5: so I'm skeptical on telling him face to face.
Speaker 1: I don't want to clash with him, but I really
Speaker 1: love his sister. And it's been almost a year.
Speaker 5: The sneaking around is getting old, and I hope he
Speaker 5: can process the information in a mature manner to put
Speaker 5: things in perspective. Her brother and I are in our
Speaker 5: mid forties and we have been friends since the eighth grade.
Speaker 5: I never had these kinds of feelings for his sister
Speaker 5: when we were young, so I need to be clear
Speaker 5: about that up front.
Speaker 1: How should this go?
Speaker 5: Should we do it together or should I talk to
Speaker 5: her brother alone first? Please advise? All right, So my
Speaker 5: answer is going to be sure, because I don't really
Speaker 5: see a major problem here. Are you really afraid of
Speaker 5: her brother? I mean, someone you've been friends with since
Speaker 5: the eighth grade? That should be all the more reason
Speaker 5: for you to tell him straight up you love his sister.
Speaker 5: I know it's his sister, but you guys are no
Speaker 5: longer in elementary in high school, and his sister's a
Speaker 5: grown woman. Now she's free to come and go and
Speaker 5: date and love whoever she pleases, even if it's you.
Speaker 1: Do you have a reputation of being like a bad
Speaker 1: boy or a player or something?
Speaker 5: Or does he have a rev putting his hands on
Speaker 5: all the guys that his sister dates, Because if not,
Speaker 5: you know, put your big boy pants on.
Speaker 1: Go tell them what's up.
Speaker 6: Just go tell them.
Speaker 5: I think she will respect the love you more if
Speaker 5: you man up and just go by yourself and don't
Speaker 5: bring her One question though, I get that he's six ' six,
Speaker 5: he's a big guy. He likes to fight and all that.
Speaker 5: You said that, but what is your size? You did
Speaker 5: not bring that out in the letter. You said he
Speaker 5: likes to confront thing, confront people over the smallest stuff.
Speaker 1: So what is your size? You failed to mention that?
Speaker 1: Is that why you're so scared to tell him? I
Speaker 1: just say look at it this way.
Speaker 5: The sooner you tell him, the happier shield be because
Speaker 5: you did what you wanted her to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're a little guy.
Speaker 2: Steve Shirley read this letter as a woman.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna read this letter as a man, and so
Speaker 7: you can understand why this man wrote this letter. Okay,
Speaker 7: for the past year, I've been sleeping with my best
Speaker 7: friend's little sister right there, right there, They.
Speaker 2: Already know you out of line. You already know y'all
Speaker 2: already know how we are because we know each other.
Speaker 7: If these dudes have been best friends, then they know
Speaker 7: each other. So now, what you doing with my little
Speaker 7: sister after I know all this about you? That's the
Speaker 7: first problem we're dealing with. Then, he said, when I
Speaker 7: went to college, I lost all contact with her. Because
Speaker 7: we reconnected last year her brother's fourth to July party.
Speaker 7: I ain't seen this woman since she was a young girl.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, she the age like fine wine, I'm
Speaker 7: fourteen years older than her.
Speaker 2: But we all grown now. The Lord took his time
Speaker 2: with that body. That evening. We caught up. Here we
Speaker 2: go here, what the rest ever? Got real?
Speaker 7: Jankie got caught up, had a few drinks, shared some
Speaker 7: last night progress.
Speaker 2: We ended up in her brother's coat closet.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, now, I'm gonna strongly suggest that when
Speaker 7: you do talk to him, you definitely got to lead
Speaker 7: that out.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: See, see the reason he wrote this letter, Shirley, because
Speaker 7: as a man, he know I'm dealing with my best
Speaker 7: friend who who and I been running dirt and running
Speaker 7: women together. Now the way behind his back and got
Speaker 7: his little sister, and I got him at the Fourth
Speaker 7: of July party, had him in his coat clouse. See,
Speaker 7: he can't tell none of this here, shold yeah, the
Speaker 7: woman did things to me that I never had done
Speaker 7: to me before. Gonna probably need to leave that part
Speaker 7: out too, See, Shelley, that's why he nervous, because he
Speaker 7: got all this information.
Speaker 2: And then we come back, I'll tell you the rest
Speaker 2: of him.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you, Steve. We'll have part two
Speaker 1: of Steve's response too. I'm stuck between a sister and
Speaker 1: a brother. That is the subject of today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening hard morning show. Come on
Speaker 1: steeple threecap today's Strawberry letter. The subject, I'm stuck between
Speaker 1: a sister and a brother.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this dude getting got itself in the jam. He
Speaker 7: is stuck between his sister and brother. They been best friends.
Speaker 7: He ain't seen him since college. He go back to
Speaker 7: his friends Fourth of July party and his young sister
Speaker 7: is there, and now she got a banging body and
Speaker 7: all that they didn't have some drinks and some laughs.
Speaker 2: They wind up in the closet together. Now two things.
Speaker 7: It's your best friends little sister, you know, and you
Speaker 7: had her in the clause his closet at his house,
Speaker 7: and then she did some things you you ain't never
Speaker 7: had done before. You got to leave all this information out.
Speaker 7: I don't know why you wrote it in the damn letter.
Speaker 7: I hope you hear this letter.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 7: Now we've become increasing close and we talked about taking
Speaker 7: it to the next step. She said, it's utmost important
Speaker 7: that we go about this the right way and tell
Speaker 7: her brother about us.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 7: The problem is her brother six six bodybuilder that is
Speaker 7: very protective of as his sister.
Speaker 2: And he's a hot head.
Speaker 7: Okay, so now right here you scared, Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 7: Sureley and sherely ain't no, are you scared? He's scared. Yes,
Speaker 7: he's scared, and I'm gonna tell you why in a minute.
Speaker 7: Because of its size. He's always ready for a confrontation
Speaker 7: over the smallest stuff. Well this ain't small though. See
Speaker 7: you done got behind his back. He gonna say you
Speaker 7: snuck behind his back and you got his little sister.
Speaker 7: That's what you's fitting to deal with. Now, Hold up,
Speaker 7: our person never had to disagree with him in all
Speaker 7: these years, and we've been friends. So I'm skeptical of
Speaker 7: telling him face to face because.
Speaker 2: I don't want to clash with him. Oh, it ain't
Speaker 2: the clash you worried about. It's that ass whooping you in.
Speaker 2: I ain't the clash.
Speaker 7: It ain't got nothing to do with the clash, homie,
Speaker 7: What does it have to do with It's that ass.
Speaker 2: Whipping you scared to take it? Ry keyword clash ass
Speaker 2: That's all this is.
Speaker 7: But I really love his sister, and it's been almost
Speaker 7: a year and the sneaking around is getting old, and
Speaker 7: I hope he can process the information in a mature manner.
Speaker 13: He ain't.
Speaker 9: He can't.
Speaker 2: He's six ' six here bodybuilding. What bodybuilding?
Speaker 7: You know other than Lee Hainey know how to process
Speaker 7: information in a sensible fashion.
Speaker 2: He the only nice bodybuilder.
Speaker 7: I min all the rest of them jack then want steroids,
Speaker 7: which affects their mental capacity at all times. And hell
Speaker 7: yeah they hot heads because they got steroids in their ass.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, he fel to kick your behind dog, he
Speaker 7: had moon swain. He feel to beat your behind.
Speaker 2: You already know this. To put things in perspective.
Speaker 7: Her brother and I are in our mid forties and
Speaker 7: we have been friends since the eighth grade.
Speaker 2: You already know you're getting your ass with now you
Speaker 2: already too. Yeah, you haven seen him jump on a
Speaker 2: lot of people. That's why you're scared.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now, I never had these kind of feelings for his
Speaker 7: sister when we were young, so I need to be
Speaker 7: clear about that up front.
Speaker 2: How should this go?
Speaker 7: Well, I know how it should go, but now you
Speaker 7: know how it's gonna go, and that's what you're scared about.
Speaker 7: So now should we do it together? That's another scary
Speaker 7: ass statement.
Speaker 2: See, you need protection. That ain't how you do it.
Speaker 7: You got a man up dog and going over there
Speaker 7: and handle this yourself. You gonna to take this ass
Speaker 7: with him like a man. So there's a chance he
Speaker 7: gonna suck a punch of Yeah, should we do it together?
Speaker 7: Or should I talk to her brother alone?
Speaker 2: First? Please?
Speaker 7: You gotta go to her brother alone. He said, Hey, man,
Speaker 7: I don't want to talk to you with nobody in
Speaker 7: this room but us, because we men. See if you
Speaker 7: take the girl in there and he's looking at his
Speaker 7: little sister, he gonna knock your ass off for shure.
Speaker 1: Now, is he a little guy though you think?
Speaker 2: No, he ain't no little guy. He just ain't six
Speaker 2: six and nobody building.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know he might be you know, five ten,
Speaker 7: you know, something like that, little little man like Tommy
Speaker 7: or something. He probably love He probably tom Tom and
Speaker 7: a small lass dude. Yeah, Thomas or Jay's side. That's
Speaker 7: whatever you want to do. You can get throw j
Speaker 7: old lads in there.
Speaker 2: I'm bigger time me now. Oh now you want to
Speaker 2: be bigger than Tommy? What happened to Team tomp?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now you know your friend?
Speaker 7: Look well, well you know okay, So what I'm telling
Speaker 7: you is you gotta go in there and you got
Speaker 7: to say, hey man, this is what. Let me talk
Speaker 7: to you about something. Look, man, I don't want you
Speaker 7: to handle this the wrong way, but me and you
Speaker 7: we got to talk about this, okay, all right?
Speaker 2: His deal?
Speaker 7: Hey man, I've been talking to your sister and we've
Speaker 7: been talking for a while now. The first thing he
Speaker 7: gonna say is the hell you mean talking been talking about?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: Talking about?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Talking about?
Speaker 4: Which?
Speaker 6: Other?
Speaker 2: Tell me, well, we've been talking about you know, being together,
Speaker 2: being together? Like how in what way being together? What
Speaker 2: do you mean like being together? Like going to the
Speaker 2: store and coming back to that No manna man, like
Speaker 2: we got feelings for each other.
Speaker 1: We got to figure out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, right there, that's where you're probably gonna get put out.
Speaker 7: You don't come back, come gon, gonna come too, and
Speaker 7: you'll be fine. I've been knocked out before.
Speaker 4: You don't even know it.
Speaker 2: For a while.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve
Speaker 1: introduced Jay as he murders an.
Speaker 7: A man who has caused me to lose most celebrity
Speaker 7: friends in the short time he's been here, murdering the hits,
Speaker 7: Jay infering it brown fust.
Speaker 18: Now, you're not gonna lose any friends.
Speaker 1: Today, you not.
Speaker 3: This is the all right, today's hit.
Speaker 4: This very very dear to me.
Speaker 1: Check it out.
Speaker 18: The sun's good and it's time. It ain't easy, and
Speaker 18: it's something what you can do when you try. You
Speaker 18: only wishes, My only wishes.
Speaker 2: You not singing that song?
Speaker 1: Come on, I mean it's about people going to summer.
Speaker 7: I don't give a hell who it is about, Okay, man,
Speaker 7: but that's not how we murder hits.
Speaker 2: Baby, you know we do it. You know how what
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 4: What you got?
Speaker 2: Check this out? Okay, I give that.
Speaker 1: Let me let me take this up.
Speaker 2: So go in summer school.
Speaker 6: Let me go to check this out.
Speaker 1: You messed up?
Speaker 19: No, you a school dumb ass, getting you learned on
Speaker 19: what other kids? I'm having some fun. You've held to
Speaker 19: every cast, including geometry. You's that class town now taking
Speaker 19: history a little bit high of control.
Speaker 1: You had your chance and what about the rules. You're broke.
Speaker 19: I'll come off, man, and no more hitting, no chicks,
Speaker 19: and no more hanging with friends.
Speaker 1: See your focusing heart.
Speaker 14: Need to pass.
Speaker 19: My mom and dad gonna get in that pass. No
Speaker 19: more watching TV waste to tie something.
Speaker 1: In school and cool. This is lack delicious. This is
Speaker 1: wlack delicious attacking. You messed up.
Speaker 19: No ciseno, This is lack delicious attacking.
Speaker 1: You messed up.
Speaker 19: No cisence, This is lack delicious. Amatas No, this is
Speaker 19: whack delicious an attack.
Speaker 5: You'd I didn't lost any friends on that one, But
Speaker 5: next week.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 5: Here's a question for the guys. Are you ever insecure?
Speaker 5: Insecure keyword when it comes to your looks. A new
Speaker 5: study found that eighty percent of men are insecure about
Speaker 5: their physical appearance.
Speaker 1: Uh wait, and.
Speaker 5: How your eyes look are among the top things that
Speaker 5: take that make men feel insecure. The number one concern
Speaker 5: for men is going gray and the pressure to look younger.
Speaker 5: So I'm asking you, guys, is this true? And what
Speaker 5: are you most insecure about in regards to how you look?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Well, eighty percent of men are.
Speaker 9: So you're in the comment I'm the sexiest thing on
Speaker 9: here and the sexist thing walking.
Speaker 2: So you're not so you you're not insecure about what? Okay? Cool? Now,
Speaker 2: let me comment.
Speaker 7: We have two people on this show who should be
Speaker 7: in this eighty percent of the in secure age people.
Speaker 7: But there is our Obviously there's a percentage of people
Speaker 7: that's in denial.
Speaker 2: I'm not in denying. You need to start to feel
Speaker 2: in some kind of way, bait both y'all. Look, no,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, I'm not insecure.
Speaker 10: Look I know my assly, That's all I was saying.
Speaker 10: You thought I would think I was sex you're with him.
Speaker 7: I don't have the problem. She she'd be dealing with
Speaker 7: two extremes. Yeah, you know, you ugly and this one
Speaker 7: don't know he of that's scary.
Speaker 13: Off the rip.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be ugly for you, because y'all ugly.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. First of all, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not keyword is is black currents.
Speaker 9: But they're supposed to feel good about yourself, like I
Speaker 9: feel real good about myself, Shirley.
Speaker 2: These two, however, they just I don't know what what
Speaker 2: happens in the mirror when they don't.
Speaker 7: Like what what was that last time? I mean, you
Speaker 7: don't know what happens well when I when when y'all
Speaker 7: look in the mirror. That not the problem we have problem. Obviously,
Speaker 7: he ain't tall enough to look in the mirror, so.
Speaker 3: You don't know what happened.
Speaker 7: You need put stepstools in front of the damn mill
Speaker 7: so you start getting a real view what's going on.
Speaker 1: But it didn't say height.
Speaker 5: It said the men are insecure about their weight and
Speaker 5: how their eyes look.
Speaker 1: Those are among the toller my eyes.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I don't stand myself in the mirror like that.
Speaker 7: But everybody got that one eye that's a little bit
Speaker 7: bigger than the other one.
Speaker 2: What everybody got look in the mirror.
Speaker 9: You got one eye bigger than the other, in your
Speaker 9: left than your right eye. Both my eyes is the
Speaker 9: same side. Both sorry and you and you can both
Speaker 9: tell you that your left eye is bigger. If you
Speaker 9: stared it close enough, it starts to look like.
Speaker 5: What about I know you and tell me Steve don't
Speaker 5: have this problem. But the number one concern for men
Speaker 5: is going gray and the pressure to look younger. I
Speaker 5: got just from me, all right, okay, Now this leads
Speaker 5: to this next story. Another study found that staring at
Speaker 5: yourself during video calls puts.
Speaker 1: You in a bad mood.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: It's called zoom gloom, and it suggests.
Speaker 5: That if we focus on other faces on the screen,
Speaker 5: your mood won't change. Now, this is the co According
Speaker 5: to researchers, the more you stare at yourself, the worse
Speaker 5: your mood gets. When you stare at yourself, the study
Speaker 5: indicated that more self focus can lead to anxiety and
Speaker 5: even depression.
Speaker 1: So have you ever looked at yourself and gotten depressed?
Speaker 1: That's part two? Some day, some day, If you're being
Speaker 1: honest your.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm stare too long? If you're staying there, how
Speaker 2: do you have these ugly moments like this all the time?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Tell me what your say?
Speaker 2: How did they had these ugly moments all the time.
Speaker 7: I'm understanding how much you and how you have such
Speaker 7: denial though moments, your ability to sit here on this
Speaker 7: zoom and I'm looking dead at you, going how.
Speaker 9: You don't see what we all seeurdy? What do you
Speaker 9: see on zoom when you're looking at me?
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man, I gotta go tell me I'm sorry when we
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Speaker 5: Happy Juneteenth and Happy Father's Day to all of the
Speaker 5: dads out there, to the ones we work with right
Speaker 5: here in the studio, that's Steve Jay and Tommy. Well,
Speaker 5: our resident poet is here with the gift for you
Speaker 5: guys and for us all for the world.
Speaker 2: Junior, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: There are two poems. Yes, this is rare day for
Speaker 1: each holiday.
Speaker 13: So let me go ahead and get this.
Speaker 10: This is what I think that when Juneteenth happened. This
Speaker 10: is what I think they were thinking. And I had
Speaker 10: to get in that mindset. So here we go this
Speaker 10: what is called Juneteenth. June Tank, Jue Tank, Jille tank.
Speaker 10: The secret was never told that.
Speaker 13: Slavery had ended two years before. Now to me, that's
Speaker 13: kind of bowl. Joe tan't Joe tain't Joe Tank.
Speaker 10: We're still in the field picking cotton when they knew,
Speaker 10: damn well we was free.
Speaker 13: If you think that's kind of ritten. Joe Tink, Joe
Speaker 13: Dan't Joe Tink. How the hell you keep a secret
Speaker 13: like that? The only reason you could hold us down
Speaker 13: because you were standing on our backs.
Speaker 10: June tin' Jue tin't June tink. It's the day we celebrate.
Speaker 10: But it's one thing I know for sure. You can
Speaker 10: never get good news too late.
Speaker 13: Joe Tink, John Tink, Joe Tink.
Speaker 4: The end.
Speaker 2: I'm touching my right, and I don't even know if.
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 15: Ju ju.
Speaker 2: They was running through the city.
Speaker 13: They was running through the city, spreading the news.
Speaker 2: That's how I got you this for father, Listen to.
Speaker 4: Listen to that.
Speaker 2: I don't all feel free right now.
Speaker 13: You want to thank you, just daddy, Paul.
Speaker 2: This is what I call this. This is father fathers,
Speaker 2: And I don't want to.
Speaker 13: Tommy.
Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I don't want some poet.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 13: Surely watched this, Daddy. That's exactly how it starts. Talking Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Speaker 13: honor you this way, Oh Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Speaker 10: I just like to say, Daddy, daddy, daddy, I like
Speaker 10: to take this man to send you some heartfelt words,
Speaker 10: and some of them may ryme. Oh Daddy, dad daddy,
Speaker 10: you don't sound much for me. I like how you
Speaker 10: stand up to be a man, and you taught me
Speaker 10: how to correct way to pee. Dadda Dada, daddy, Oh father,
Speaker 10: pops in mind. I forgive you for saying you were
Speaker 10: coming to see me. Huh, I knew damn well you
Speaker 10: was lying. Daddy, Happy father day. Give I'd like to
Speaker 10: send you a cart on. The problem is I don't
Speaker 10: know where you live.
Speaker 2: The end, Yes, the end, Daddy.
Speaker 3: One more time.
Speaker 5: All right, coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks.
Speaker 5: You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1: At forty nine after the hour. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the
Speaker 5: day and it's time for your closing remarks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I just want to encourage everybody. Look, I know that
Speaker 7: life gets tough sometimes it really does for all of us.
Speaker 7: A point I learned a long time ago, entitled don't quit.
Speaker 7: They don't have the they don't know the author of
Speaker 7: the poem has always been entitled author or known. Certainly
Speaker 7: I didn't write it, but it's a poem called don't Quit.
Speaker 7: It just reminded me so much of something I think
Speaker 7: I'll say it tonight, but I wanted to tell you
Speaker 7: what made me think about it. Somebody sent me a
Speaker 7: quote from Winston Churchhill today. Somebody sent me this one today.
Speaker 7: And what the quote is is that success consists of
Speaker 7: going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. Let
Speaker 7: me say that to you again. Success consists of going
Speaker 7: from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. I thought
Speaker 7: about this and I said, wow, you know what, that's
Speaker 7: really how you become successful. You just go from failure
Speaker 7: to fail you and just never lose your enthusiasm. Somebody said, Steve,
Speaker 7: that's hard, and I said, yeah, it is hard. I
Speaker 7: wish I could tell you to be successful wasn't hard.
Speaker 7: But it's hard.
Speaker 2: It really really is. There is no easy way to
Speaker 2: become successful. It's hard.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 7: I can tell you some ways. You can short circuit it,
Speaker 7: you can mess it up for yourself. I can tell
Speaker 7: you a lot of those. But to get successful, you've
Speaker 7: got to be extremely determined. You've got to be pretty
Speaker 7: much hell been on making it happen. But I tell you, man,
Speaker 7: what can get you there? Well, I tell you what
Speaker 7: causes you to get there. You got to have the
Speaker 7: right motivation. The best motivation to be successful is to
Speaker 7: have massive dreams. And I'm talking about massive dreams. You've
Speaker 7: got to have huge dreams. That's the best way to
Speaker 7: get there. Because what it is, and what happened to
Speaker 7: me along the way, was my dreams were so big
Speaker 7: that not seeing them to come to fruition was unacceptable.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't see.
Speaker 7: Myself not at least giving my all to see if
Speaker 7: it could happen, or if that couldn't happen, Man, could
Speaker 7: I just get a portion of that to happen? So
Speaker 7: what happened was I made my dreams so so big man,
Speaker 7: that along the way, with mishaps and setbacks and trials
Speaker 7: and troubles and hardships and death and remorse and guilt
Speaker 7: and everything was facing me, I never lost my enthusiasm
Speaker 7: for wanting to make it, because I just wanted so
Speaker 7: desperately for one of these dreams to come true. So
Speaker 7: I really do understand when he said success consist of
Speaker 7: going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. And
Speaker 7: it's the size of the dream that keeps you from
Speaker 7: having to lose your enthusiasm.
Speaker 2: Because I just kept thinking, man, like.
Speaker 7: My father used to always tell me, aim for the moon,
Speaker 7: so in case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars.
Speaker 2: And it led me to something that's more.
Speaker 7: Telling that said more frequently more or recently, I learned
Speaker 7: one that came to me when it was time to
Speaker 7: talk about giving up.
Speaker 2: He said, the problem ain't that you aim too high
Speaker 2: and you miss it. The problem is if you aim
Speaker 2: too low and you hit it.
Speaker 7: Let your mind go, think of big things, open up
Speaker 7: your heart and your to the possibilities of God. Stop
Speaker 7: living your life in probability and start living your life
Speaker 7: in possibilities. I'll tell you what I mean by that.
Speaker 7: When people look at something and they base it around
Speaker 7: the probability of it happening, that's a problem because what
Speaker 7: you're saying then is the probability of something is to me,
Speaker 7: that just means it probably won't happen if this happens,
Speaker 7: or you probably won't make it if that happens, or
Speaker 7: it probably won't come true if you don't line up
Speaker 7: this way, or you know, you probably might not make it.
Speaker 7: If these people don't sign on to it, you probably
Speaker 7: won't make it. If that, that, to me is living
Speaker 7: in the probability. You know, what's the what's the factors
Speaker 7: that blend into the probability of something occurring. But if
Speaker 7: you just change that and you went from the probability
Speaker 7: to purely the possibility. See, I only look at life
Speaker 7: in terms of the possibility. I have people who work
Speaker 7: for me who do probability factoring for me all the time.
Speaker 7: Some of the advice I end up taking from them.
Speaker 7: The majority of I don't because I don't care who
Speaker 7: works for me. They can't out dream me, and they
Speaker 7: don't have an idea of my vision for me better
Speaker 7: than I do or God does. So I stop living
Speaker 7: my life in terms of probability and I started living
Speaker 7: my life in terms of possibility. I only care about
Speaker 7: the possibility. The probability will present itself along the way,
Speaker 7: but you just got to stay focused on the possibility.
Speaker 7: Faith don't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. And
Speaker 7: that's guided me the whole time. Get your dreams up, y'all,
Speaker 7: make them big man. Let God into your life. Man,
Speaker 7: he can do some damage with you. He can do
Speaker 7: a lot of damage for you. I mean that in
Speaker 7: a good wait. Y'all have a great WEEKI.
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