Speaker 1: There was a point where I was sweating so bad
Speaker 1: I had a full blown running nose down my face
Speaker 1: and didn't even know about it. Calm Down with Aaron
Speaker 1: and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio. What's Happening.
Speaker 1: It's another episode, folks of the Calm Down podcast. Wild
Speaker 1: Card Weekend has almost culminated if there's a Money Night game.
Speaker 1: We taped this on Monday afternoon, so we will await
Speaker 1: the winner of the Buck Cowboys game, which will then
Speaker 1: decide who your matchup is. Sister. I'm literally watching this
Speaker 1: video of Tom Brady walking into the stadium your twentieth
Speaker 1: Playoff appearance. If I walked into a stadium this fresh
Speaker 1: and fabulous, I would just shoot myself for I mean,
Speaker 1: he had my goodness movie, it's a conclour when you
Speaker 1: got that sunglassman all, it's a ton look. Really. They
Speaker 1: captured this on TV and my husband was downstairs screaming,
Speaker 1: and I thought something was again wrong with our electrical
Speaker 1: or plumbing issue. And I'm like, what's wrong? And he goes, Tom,
Speaker 1: they got Tom walking on the field. He goes, he
Speaker 1: looks great. Jesus, Okay, not at a time like um man,
Speaker 1: It is that time, folks, it is playoffs. My girl
Speaker 1: here is a gamer. She is fresh off a flight
Speaker 1: before and wake up call to get back from Minnesota,
Speaker 1: which is no easy feat. She had a hell of
Speaker 1: a game Giants Minnesota. We talked to tiny bit about
Speaker 1: it on the pregame. But in case you guys didn't
Speaker 1: get to hear your takeaway from that game, you were
Speaker 1: working the giant sideline. My first takeaway is Minnesota. T
Speaker 1: s A at that airport is no joke. Arrived early
Speaker 1: because that was like trying to figure out a Small
Speaker 1: World or Splash Mountain at Disneyland. I mean, there is
Speaker 1: no fast pass, even if you have higher It was
Speaker 1: the line much like Wally World, wrapped around the airport.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're on your way to the airport
Speaker 1: with a group of people and the first group calls
Speaker 1: you and you're like, what's wrong. Someone either died or
Speaker 1: something happened, and they're like, oh my god, the line
Speaker 1: for T s A is so bad. So a bunch
Speaker 1: of us went on a flight together, and then some
Speaker 1: of our crew went on a flight before and as
Speaker 1: we're in the car, our phone started blowing up. It
Speaker 1: was either security, Rich Russo whatever and it was like, hello, hey,
Speaker 1: just letting you know, be prepared. The security line is
Speaker 1: like nothing I've ever seen. And it's like I don't
Speaker 1: even know if like the ship out of Oh, don't
Speaker 1: even get me started. Minnesota. You're a great airport. I
Speaker 1: mean you gotta walk a lot when you're there, a
Speaker 1: lot of walking. Beat it up. I don't need to
Speaker 1: go to g which you think you're right there and
Speaker 1: then we're an hour and a half away from our gate.
Speaker 1: Don't stop at the Starbucks because you got longer. You've
Speaker 1: got a longer way to go. Actually, you'll need to
Speaker 1: stop at the Starbucks because you'll need the energy to
Speaker 1: get down. And those tram things, you know, the things
Speaker 1: that they think like you're walking faster on I don't
Speaker 1: think we're walking faster now hind the people that are
Speaker 1: not you know, smart enough to get into the slow lane,
Speaker 1: and then where the asshole being like excuse me, and
Speaker 1: they look at you like excuse me. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think that those things are working. So anyways,
Speaker 1: all right, well that's but the game was great. Game
Speaker 1: was The game was quick, quicker than t s A.
Speaker 1: I tell you, um am, I gonna be like blacklisted. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it was a horrible experience. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying the airport time I checked, these airports asked for
Speaker 1: our feedback. Okay, it dristly sending me seventy five texts
Speaker 1: asking how the delivery service went. The airport needs to
Speaker 1: also ask and the bathrooms also asked how is the
Speaker 1: cleanliness and match it with a facial expression happy or sad.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of opportunities for feedback here. So
Speaker 1: I just think it's an opportunity for Minnesota to get better.
Speaker 1: I still have not gotten better and got t s
Speaker 1: a pre check yet, so I should just zip it.
Speaker 1: I know it wouldn't have helped you today. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: have helped you because that line was wrapped around MSP,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But um, the game was incredible,
Speaker 1: that realist. I think you guys have to probably go
Speaker 1: there next year for Amazon. Right, it's a time, it's great.
Speaker 1: Is how do you how would you describe like pregame
Speaker 1: win the whole the school chance are going and they're clapping.
Speaker 1: It's a little gator esque go Gator chump style. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and the lights are off and just well the lights
Speaker 1: are are off on Minnesota season. I feel bad for them,
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm telling you a person
Speaker 1: justin Jefferson, who we absolutely love, but it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of off season for Kirk Cousins. I don't
Speaker 1: care how much how what your stat line looks like
Speaker 1: throughout the game. It's that final play and you got
Speaker 1: fourth and five and you're throwing underneath. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not an offensive coordinator, I'm not a quarterback in
Speaker 1: the NFL, but I'm letting that thing fucking go. I
Speaker 1: need eight yards. I ain't going underneath, but bat for
Speaker 1: one eight. But the defense wasn't great either. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I hear you. I hear you. The Giants. We
Speaker 1: talked about it in table. You told me from the
Speaker 1: jump me out what a great dude this guy was,
Speaker 1: and we talked about it. Coaching matters. Coaching matters. We again,
Speaker 1: I keep referencing it because in case you listen to
Speaker 1: the pregame, which we appreciate, this will feel like it's repetitive,
Speaker 1: but it's worth mentioning if you haven't Doug Peterson the
Speaker 1: job that he's done in Jacksonville day Ball. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I mean there's a ton of coaches and
Speaker 1: even Kyle Shanahan, you're down to your thirst string quarterback
Speaker 1: and grant that there's a ton of offensive firepower and
Speaker 1: your defense is great. But coaching, I'm really into the
Speaker 1: coaches this year. Ye into it. It's a new blood,
Speaker 1: new vide what's great. Sorry to interrupt you. And they
Speaker 1: were talking about this are boys on Good Morning Football,
Speaker 1: Wayne Martindale, dream Ah and like I think Kyle and
Speaker 1: Peter were saying, like, forget the hot, good looking coaches.
Speaker 1: Not that Dave's and Wayne aren't good looking. They are,
Speaker 1: but it's like forget the whole McBay tree and all this,
Speaker 1: Like look at these two guys, it's like they were
Speaker 1: built coaching in New York. Yeah, they're awesome, so really cute.
Speaker 1: But playoffs, playoffs are awesome, and you, like I mentioned,
Speaker 1: you will get the winner. You'll go to San Francisco
Speaker 1: or Santa Clara, I should say, and you'll get the
Speaker 1: winner of that Bucks Dallas games. That will be exciting.
Speaker 1: Lots of things. You had to sit down with Trent
Speaker 1: Williams and Deebo Samuel this week. Oh my god, please
Speaker 1: tell everyone how freaking sick you were tell the story
Speaker 1: Instagram versus reality. Instagram reality was I was texting there
Speaker 1: and before I left, did I was so sick. I
Speaker 1: the night before I got kind of like nauseous. I
Speaker 1: was trying to be a good girlfriend and actually go
Speaker 1: on a date night and put on a dress and
Speaker 1: put on some makeup. But I'm sitting at dinner and
Speaker 1: all I want to do is get back home in
Speaker 1: my sweats, and I was like feeling nauseous, and I
Speaker 1: don't eat steak a lot. I think we know why
Speaker 1: I got nauseous. And then the next morning I could
Speaker 1: not I was so tired. I felt like I was
Speaker 1: going to throw up. It was like all I could
Speaker 1: do to get on that plane, and I was like
Speaker 1: pull it together. I had the three hour window before
Speaker 1: the interview starts, so it's like you get to go
Speaker 1: to the hotel and like read group whatever. I laid
Speaker 1: in that bed until the last minute until I had
Speaker 1: to get up, and then t M, I, What's what's
Speaker 1: new with me? I threw up. And it was one
Speaker 1: of those things too, I had to I like I
Speaker 1: made myself throw up. It was one of those like
Speaker 1: it was there, it had been there for twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: and I was like, just sucking do it and anyone
Speaker 1: that's had to make themselves throw up. This is not
Speaker 1: this is not something we want to do in life.
Speaker 1: But I felt a million times better afterwards. But I
Speaker 1: was so flushed and I felt terrible. But those two
Speaker 1: guys made it all better. And they probably were like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's but I agree. I had such a good time
Speaker 1: sitting down with them. I loved their honesty. There was
Speaker 1: stuff that we couldn't put in the interview, and I
Speaker 1: won't say now because br asked us not to, but
Speaker 1: you know those moments in an interview, and anyone that
Speaker 1: listens to this podcast, that does broadcasting or has interviewed
Speaker 1: people when you know you have something and you're like yes,
Speaker 1: and then prs like us not put that in the interview,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dang it. But they were awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. That was a great game to Brock Purtty
Speaker 1: keeps the rolling, such a great story in the NFL
Speaker 1: for him and that whole team. So yeah, it was
Speaker 1: I was bummed for the Seahawks, but it was a
Speaker 1: win for them to even in my opinion, to even
Speaker 1: get more than my opinion to even get into the
Speaker 1: postseason and the year that Gino had, and that is
Speaker 1: a talented young group of cats, those rookies, the Kenneth Walkers,
Speaker 1: the dreck Willins like those dudes end up front um
Speaker 1: for them, and they got all those draft picks. So
Speaker 1: win win, win, win win. Anyways, I know that we
Speaker 1: talk more about football in this podcast during the playoffs
Speaker 1: because it's awesome, but there's a lot of other things
Speaker 1: that I need to talk about right now. So our friend,
Speaker 1: can I ask you, first off, how small you felt
Speaker 1: next to Trentillums. Oh my god, there's a reason there's
Speaker 1: a such a large man that I went back to
Speaker 1: doing sports full time and not entertainment, because in entertainment
Speaker 1: I feel like Sasquatch and I'm like, over here, you
Speaker 1: little baby actors and actresses, And so when I stand
Speaker 1: next to Trent Williams of the world or any of
Speaker 1: like anyway, I'm like, I'm so tiny, I'm so little.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jillian Gregory. I'm like, so that's what
Speaker 1: they feel like. That is where these little bunchkins of
Speaker 1: the world feel like all the time, They're so cute. So,
Speaker 1: Paul Rudd, who I'm on this real thing. A few
Speaker 1: things happened over the weekend. Yeah, and we you and I,
Speaker 1: as we always do, we're talking about a bevy of things.
Speaker 1: And in the world that we live in, UM, you
Speaker 1: can't say a lot of things anymore. You can't do
Speaker 1: a lot of things anymore because it offends everyone. You
Speaker 1: can't you can't do anything. And so it's like I
Speaker 1: just I'm now going to focus on instead of being
Speaker 1: negative about these situations, I'm going to focus on people
Speaker 1: that are doing the right things in life and not
Speaker 1: not making nothing out of something right or making something
Speaker 1: out of nothing as I should say. So I saw
Speaker 1: this story today and our two stories today and I
Speaker 1: pulled pulled them off to the side. Paul run who
Speaker 1: we love, wonderful actor, all the things, huge Kansas City
Speaker 1: Chiefs fan Paul Rudd sent an aunt man helmet to
Speaker 1: a twelve year old boy whose classmates refused to sign
Speaker 1: his yearbook, wrote him a note and said, dear Brodie,
Speaker 1: it was great talking to you the other day. It's
Speaker 1: important to remember that even when life is tough, that
Speaker 1: things get better. There are so many people that love
Speaker 1: you and think you're the coolest kid there is. Me
Speaker 1: being one of them. I can't wait to see all
Speaker 1: the amazing things you're going to accomplish. So this sweet
Speaker 1: brody gets to go back to school and be like you,
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you whoever these classmates are that didn't
Speaker 1: want to sign his yearbook. And I just think about that,
Speaker 1: like a twelve year old little boy's life was completely
Speaker 1: changed in one moment because of the kindness of someone
Speaker 1: like Paul Ridd And I know that, you know, people
Speaker 1: that are in a position of power or you know,
Speaker 1: celebrities or whatever can't like do this all the time.
Speaker 1: But I just was like, there's a lot of shitty
Speaker 1: things that happened, and people try to tear the people down,
Speaker 1: and don't we enough time for that. So I just
Speaker 1: I saw that and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: focus on the things that are kind instead of negative,
Speaker 1: because that made me love Paul Redd even more. And
Speaker 1: that's what I have to say. He's great, very sweet.
Speaker 1: I love that. I thought you were going to say
Speaker 1: you were texting with Paul Red and you wanted to
Speaker 1: be a guest on the show. Hey, Paul, that would
Speaker 1: make my day if you could do that. But he
Speaker 1: was supposed to meet up at our dinner the other
Speaker 1: night with Peter Schreeger and Sean Payton and I. But
Speaker 1: he got busy on set. Actors always busy on set.
Speaker 1: But I hoped one day that he can come on
Speaker 1: this podcast. I'm sure he's right behind Vince Vaughn in
Speaker 1: terms of the list and Jennifer Anderson in terms of
Speaker 1: the list of people that want to come on. So
Speaker 1: that's what I have about that. What do you have
Speaker 1: going on? I don't really have much going on. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of on standby. Like you mentioned, I'm going to
Speaker 1: San Francisco this weekend, which is nice forty five minute
Speaker 1: plane ride. Love me or awaiting the winner of Tampa
Speaker 1: Dallas to see about a sit down interview situation, And yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of it. It's like I have to go
Speaker 1: upstairs and unpack at some point because before I know it,
Speaker 1: the game's going to be here and I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: to change out everything in that suitcase and all the
Speaker 1: boxes that I sent home. But other than that, nothing
Speaker 1: too much going on. We talked about my lack of
Speaker 1: being able to relax and sleep at night past couple
Speaker 1: of days. What's going on with Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've got some stuff like obviously that I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to figure out and nothing like crazy or terminal, but
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know, trying to like get some
Speaker 1: dates on the book. I know you and I want
Speaker 1: to go on a couple of daycas with our friends.
Speaker 1: And just also do you feel this way too, Like
Speaker 1: once this season is over, there's so many things you
Speaker 1: want to get done, and it's almost like the anticipation
Speaker 1: of that is happening, and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have so much stuff to get done. I already
Speaker 1: have August until August planned. And this is what's annoying
Speaker 1: is that it's like, oh, like the off season and
Speaker 1: then I'm like, okay, but I want to do this
Speaker 1: and I want to do this, and you're already like
Speaker 1: planning ahead. But then I'm someone who likes to live
Speaker 1: in the moment, so I don't know. It's like I think, oh,
Speaker 1: I have all these other things I have to do
Speaker 1: or I want to do, but then who knows. I mean,
Speaker 1: all I really care about is just going on a
Speaker 1: couple of occasions with our collective groups and like me
Speaker 1: and you and whatever. But I don't know. I'm in
Speaker 1: two minds about the planning ahead thing. You're much more
Speaker 1: of a planner than I am. Well, I have to
Speaker 1: in some respect because of Jared's job, right and everybody listening,
Speaker 1: you know, with their significant other and like their jobs
Speaker 1: and like when you can get away. But like today
Speaker 1: I was saying, hey, the girls want to go away here,
Speaker 1: so what can we do about our trip? And all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, So where I kind of have
Speaker 1: to be a little good with that with his because
Speaker 1: he can only do so much time, much like everybody else.
Speaker 1: So I have to say other than that, I am
Speaker 1: very very boring right now, very boring. I did try
Speaker 1: this new thing on my face, this little ice roller
Speaker 1: thing I did when I got home. Don't think it worked,
Speaker 1: but my girl Lauren gave it to me. She said,
Speaker 1: the gen zs and like the Hot Girl Summer or
Speaker 1: the Hot Girl pack, like they're very into it. Like
Speaker 1: you put it in your freezer and then you take
Speaker 1: it out and you kind of roll it on your face.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm very new to the party, but apparently
Speaker 1: the TikTok gals use it um and so I did
Speaker 1: it when I got home. It's supposed to help with
Speaker 1: inflation redness and also wrinkles. It didn't do the trick today,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna still keep trying it. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: I had one of those that you got from we
Speaker 1: got from jih we get, and it's in the freezer
Speaker 1: and I use it on occasion. Here's what I do, though,
Speaker 1: you know this about me, buy all this ship, and
Speaker 1: then I either a forget I have the ship, or
Speaker 1: I don't use the stuff. And I am the queen
Speaker 1: of buying the stuff. And then I always go back
Speaker 1: to the basics. I am the person that has the
Speaker 1: seventy five different cleansers in the shower, and then I
Speaker 1: go back to the one that's like five dollars and
Speaker 1: I'm just using that one, or I have all the lotions.
Speaker 1: And then I go get the coconut oil that is
Speaker 1: in the pantry that's also used for cooking. Not that
Speaker 1: I'm cooking ever, but I'm in there scraping coconut oil
Speaker 1: off when I have just spent how much money on
Speaker 1: the Augustine Bader. So I love that, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's like it's so expensive. And then as I'm checking
Speaker 1: out of Amazon, like I'm spending three dollars on a
Speaker 1: oil that I just end up burning the coconut oil
Speaker 1: on and it's like what am I doing with all
Speaker 1: of this crap? Conversely, and let me tell you so,
Speaker 1: five seconds before this podcast, I got my asip off
Speaker 1: the couch because I's been very lazy today, which I'm
Speaker 1: not really in the mood. I'm always in the mood
Speaker 1: to work out. I always I love working out. It's
Speaker 1: good today the same psychologically, it's really good for us.
Speaker 1: I have not been in the mood. I cannot get
Speaker 1: motivated to work out, and here need to switch it up.
Speaker 1: Migal who when I work out a lot, like I'm
Speaker 1: more of an athletic build, like my muscles will get
Speaker 1: like big fast. I will fit better into clothes when
Speaker 1: I don't work out, because my muscles get smaller. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like I put something on, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this fits way better anyways when I don't work out,
Speaker 1: So then it feels like, well why am I working?
Speaker 1: I'm working out, I eat more and the clothes are tighter.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not working. Now I'm not eating as much
Speaker 1: because I'm not burning as many colors, and the clothes
Speaker 1: fit better. But then I have no ask like the
Speaker 1: other day, like state went to the touch a pause.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have an ask, like I
Speaker 1: need to, like you have an as I used to im,
Speaker 1: as I just am not motivated to work out right now,
Speaker 1: and I don't know where I don't know. You're right,
Speaker 1: I gotta switch it up. The only thing I've been
Speaker 1: into the yoga classes that you went to the other
Speaker 1: day and you loved it. But like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's a story in itself. So Carissa was telling a
Speaker 1: story on our last podcast, or maybe you didn't, Maybe
Speaker 1: you just told it to me privately that you went
Speaker 1: to a hot yoga class. I have not been to
Speaker 1: a group workout class since the pandemic, and not because I,
Speaker 1: you know, it was afraid or anything like you just
Speaker 1: get ton. We'll have a ton of workout equipment here,
Speaker 1: and it's hard. It was hard for me to kind
Speaker 1: of Somebody asked on our pregame show, which you guys
Speaker 1: should check out every Monday. We answer your questions. Feel
Speaker 1: free to submit them. We love them. But somebody asked
Speaker 1: us about taking time for ourselves. I always do with
Speaker 1: working out, but sometimes I just don't want to nail
Speaker 1: down an hour when to do it. I'll just figure
Speaker 1: it out in the day. So I had gotten in
Speaker 1: a bad habit of that. You mentioned a hot yoga class.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go, Crissa,
Speaker 1: I freaking died in this class. First of all, I
Speaker 1: got in there. I loved it. It was fabulous, listening
Speaker 1: to another instructor playing music. It's live, We're here, We're ready.
Speaker 1: I think I'm in shape. I think I'm good. I
Speaker 1: had to take about seven nees during that class. I
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed at my form. There was a part
Speaker 1: where my arms started getting tingly that I was so hot.
Speaker 1: I broke a blood vessel in my case, like I'm
Speaker 1: not loving at you. Yeah. I there was a point
Speaker 1: where I was sweating so bad I had a full
Speaker 1: blown running nose down my face and didn't even know
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, oh my god, here's me. I
Speaker 1: had nothing to talk about. Can we talk about yoga
Speaker 1: class etiquette? Because I know, okay, okay, the whole hour
Speaker 1: I could talk about this. Tom looks great, by the way, Um,
Speaker 1: he looks great, Dac, you look great too. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I want to talk about yoga class etiquette. Listen. I
Speaker 1: get it. I get sometimes where you get there so late,
Speaker 1: and you're like, ship, I hope I can get a spot.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. You know what I
Speaker 1: don't like is when I get there, I'm fully happy
Speaker 1: with my spot. Listen, I'm all about okay, let's scoot
Speaker 1: over a little bit. But I don't like these people
Speaker 1: that are walking in two minutes before class, because you
Speaker 1: know what, then they get the premost spots. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. That pisces me off. You know what, also,
Speaker 1: that happened to me in this class. This gal walked
Speaker 1: right in, walkster right in, and I have anyway to go.
Speaker 1: So my instructor was like, can you move over? Sure,
Speaker 1: I'll move over. That's fine. But then this is the
Speaker 1: b that's in the class that we are coughing all
Speaker 1: over the place. We probably shouldn't be in there because
Speaker 1: it sounds like we have a cold. Then we're leaving
Speaker 1: her towel on my weights. Don't put your like running
Speaker 1: nose towel on my weights. I got my own running nose.
Speaker 1: I don't need it on my weight. Then we are,
Speaker 1: you know, perfectly doing our hair when mine's like all
Speaker 1: in my eyes in my running nose. She you know,
Speaker 1: when you have to like bring your knees to your chest,
Speaker 1: pull him to the side. She's like doing it the
Speaker 1: wrong way, so she's touching me. I'm like, bitch, I
Speaker 1: already moved my mat over. Do what the instructor says.
Speaker 1: We're not going on the left side, goes on the
Speaker 1: right side, and they get a lot of liberties like that.
Speaker 1: Actually it was a private class and it wasn't any
Speaker 1: who but that it's such a great point for where
Speaker 1: that someone walks in late and fell full emission. I've
Speaker 1: been the person too, and then it's like you have
Speaker 1: to ask other people to move over. Now they're getting
Speaker 1: the prime position and now your blocks. You're like, it's
Speaker 1: like doing here early. I went out of my way,
Speaker 1: made sure I was in this class on time, and
Speaker 1: now you're being rewarded with the front row spot the
Speaker 1: front row like that, yeah, with you on that. I
Speaker 1: don't like about the girls though, and that are looking
Speaker 1: at this also happens at the gym. I am not
Speaker 1: the chick that puts makeup on it goes to the
Speaker 1: gym like no, but you know the ones that are
Speaker 1: there and then you see their phone set up and
Speaker 1: their film in the themselves because there it's all for
Speaker 1: like the social media thing. And then they're in the
Speaker 1: way and I'm like, you're putting the weights down. You're
Speaker 1: not putting the weights down, like put them back in
Speaker 1: the right spot? Are you using those? I have no
Speaker 1: time for that. I'm like, I get into a workout class,
Speaker 1: I get it out. But like the looking in the
Speaker 1: mirror in the yoga class, when you can tell they're
Speaker 1: just looking at themselves the whole time, I mean, what
Speaker 1: are we doing here, ladies? Get it together. I can
Speaker 1: tell you why this b was late to class. It
Speaker 1: was because she was fixing her fake eyelashes that I'm
Speaker 1: surprised just didn't fall off during that hot yoga class
Speaker 1: and putting her blonde bun perfectly innerc wrench a in
Speaker 1: class because she walked in looking like a million dollars
Speaker 1: And I'm like, just done when I had done, like
Speaker 1: and just shut in here again, get your running nose
Speaker 1: towel off my weights. Disgusting. So Steve's not a yoga guy,
Speaker 1: right like, he like doesn't go but him and Matthew
Speaker 1: went to a yoga class, like a hot yoga class,
Speaker 1: and So was like, these people are nuts, were dedicating
Speaker 1: our class who are we dedicating this class? Like he
Speaker 1: went on this whole rat about intention set an intention.
Speaker 1: You want to know where mine was? Mine was patience
Speaker 1: and then this bitch came in and made me move
Speaker 1: Matt and then I lost my intention because of her,
Speaker 1: And that was intentional by her to show up late
Speaker 1: and take my spot. We gotta have Steve and Jared
Speaker 1: on a podcast one time because point counterpoint on half
Speaker 1: the ship we talk about and then their rebuttal on
Speaker 1: it would actually be quite comical because Jared used to
Speaker 1: love yoga. I mean it is great. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: men complain like dough flexibility and then they won't go
Speaker 1: to a class. But anyways, I digress. Um wait, what
Speaker 1: was they saying before that? Though? Was something I don't
Speaker 1: know at this point getting in shape. I'm unmotivated on
Speaker 1: the workout thing, but I was saying about how I
Speaker 1: will buy all these products. So five seconds before so
Speaker 1: I finally get my ass on the street, go for
Speaker 1: a quick run, take a shower. That's why my hair
Speaker 1: is still wet, and I'm scraping. I'm scraping the whatever
Speaker 1: the eyeliner that anastache se a thing that I put
Speaker 1: on my eyebrows, like fill them in. Use that too. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is me being so pathetic. I have had this
Speaker 1: for I don't know, maybe two years. It's a pencil. No,
Speaker 1: it's the stuff like that's the wand and like it.
Speaker 1: It's the like yeah, Matt, thinker mascarra one but like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would take me two seconds to order a new one,
Speaker 1: two seconds. But me, I'm scraping the side. I'm scraping
Speaker 1: my face trying to like, you know, fill it in
Speaker 1: for two seconds. Do you know how you have those
Speaker 1: things that annoy yourself about you. That's something that annoys me.
Speaker 1: I will spend I will. I will scratch my face,
Speaker 1: I will scrape the sides when I could just easily
Speaker 1: buy a new one, but I will buy seven ducking pillows.
Speaker 1: I mean, I look around this garage where there's pillows everywhere.
Speaker 1: I went to. I went to the HD Buttercup the
Speaker 1: other day, came home with I spent over a thousand
Speaker 1: allos on new pillows. I mean, insane amount of money
Speaker 1: on new pillows. I don't need new pillows. I'm just
Speaker 1: buying pillows. But I'm scraping the stuff out of the
Speaker 1: makeup thing and I won't buy a new one, Like
Speaker 1: what are we doing here now? I just I need
Speaker 1: to stop doing things that annoy myself about me and
Speaker 1: like make a change, Michael Jackson, maake a change, make
Speaker 1: up change. I caught myself the other day. I was
Speaker 1: like trying on clothes or trying to outfit or something
Speaker 1: for the game. Or you can get up there, you
Speaker 1: can get it. So cute. Daisy does the same thing.
Speaker 1: She'll wait for the blanket to go on the couch
Speaker 1: and like the approval to get on that really cute boy.
Speaker 1: Look at that baby. For those of you guys listening,
Speaker 1: how he's on the couch behind Aaron and Daisy's back
Speaker 1: here so sweet o pups. You can check out video
Speaker 1: of him and Daisy on YouTube. But so last week
Speaker 1: I was trying to uncloses for our our wild card game,
Speaker 1: and I was like going into my bathroom to try
Speaker 1: something else on for our stylist, Alissa Green, and I
Speaker 1: noticed what I'm disgusted about with myself. I make the
Speaker 1: weirdest noises. It's like a like as I'm taking my
Speaker 1: cants off room, or like there's always like a like
Speaker 1: you're gross, Like why am I making so many noises,
Speaker 1: and I said that when I walked out, I was like,
Speaker 1: do you guys catch yourself like making weird noises when
Speaker 1: it's just your stuff? Like you you really do like
Speaker 1: burping or tooting or things like that. I mean like
Speaker 1: actual like noises coming out of my nose or noises
Speaker 1: coming out of my mouth or like weird breathing like
Speaker 1: I just but you know who does. And this is
Speaker 1: a pick on Steve the moment Steve was in a
Speaker 1: bad car accident, so he heards back. That's fine, sorry
Speaker 1: for that, like obviously, but this is years ago, Like
Speaker 1: go to the chiropractor, like do certain things every time
Speaker 1: the guy gets up, because ah, yes, things like that.
Speaker 1: I'm just like every everything off the couch, just walking
Speaker 1: walking down the stairs waking. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm walking up the stairs. I'm like like do I
Speaker 1: need it? And now it's just to happen. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm really grossing myself out about that. Disgusting. I talked
Speaker 1: to myself. I'm a talker to myself, Like I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of the day alone and especially like not traveling.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, so what should we do today? Do
Speaker 1: you want a coffee now? Or do you want a
Speaker 1: coffee light? I will say it out loud, and if
Speaker 1: anyone was like listening to my life, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: who are you talking to? I've done that fantana. I'm like,
Speaker 1: who are you talking to? I'm like, what's happening? Actually,
Speaker 1: that's right. I was in the guest room, the green room,
Speaker 1: I love this, my favorite one, and I was just talking.
Speaker 1: I was like, sid and Eron goes, are you okay
Speaker 1: from the kitchen and I was like, yeah talking, I do.
Speaker 1: I you know, think about it, you go through life. Oh,
Speaker 1: which brings me to my last thing. I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: I'm really into the kindness kick because I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm being too negative and I hate everyone right now,
Speaker 1: and so I'm trying to turn that frown upside down. Um.
Speaker 1: This sweet actress Cheryl leave Ralph. She won a Critics
Speaker 1: Choice Award for her role on Abbott Elementary. I loved
Speaker 1: what she said. People don't have to like you. People
Speaker 1: don't have to love you. They don't even have to
Speaker 1: respect you. But when you look in the mirror, you
Speaker 1: better love what you see. You better love what you see. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't like myself all the time, but I like,
Speaker 1: I think I like who I am most of the time.
Speaker 1: But it's like, who gives a funk what other people
Speaker 1: think about you? Do you like who you are? And
Speaker 1: if you don't like who you are, then fix the
Speaker 1: things you don't like about yourself. So me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy the anastasy eyebrow filler in her. I'm gonna work
Speaker 1: on being more positive, and I'm going to take Instagram
Speaker 1: off my phone for at least two days a week
Speaker 1: because I find myself scrolling and getting into other people's
Speaker 1: business that I don't give a shit about. Today, I
Speaker 1: found myself in a deep dive of Travis Scott's potential
Speaker 1: new girlfriend. I don't even care about Travis Scott's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Like I literally it's like, I don't even know Travis
Speaker 1: Scott is, but that's okay. Literally Kylie Jenner's ex boyfriend
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, And I'm like, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm on this other Chicks page and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's her deal? And I'm like, I don't care, I
Speaker 1: don't care. This is nuts. I am spending hours of
Speaker 1: my life like caring about not caring, but just going, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Open this and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is nuts. So I'm going to the disclosure. You haven't
Speaker 1: had this much time on your hands. Let's stay honest.
Speaker 1: You've had barely enough time to wipe your nose. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't yoga, but you know what I mean, So
Speaker 1: give yourself a break. You haven't had any time to vege.
Speaker 1: And that's also like mindless to do that, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is the problem. I've got more time on
Speaker 1: my hands and I'm lying on the couch, I'm not
Speaker 1: working out, and I'm on Travis's Scott's new girlfriend's Instagram page,
Speaker 1: going huh, I kind of like that haircut. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I don't care. I don't care who is she?
Speaker 1: But well, she's this blonde allegedly short blonde hair, she's
Speaker 1: late Como, she's an Aspen, She's all over the place.
Speaker 1: I mean, how does she have the money or time? Influencers' guess?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But like Kylie anymore, I guess, well
Speaker 1: not according to my sources here on Instagram. And then
Speaker 1: I find myself screenshotting does anyone else do this? Please
Speaker 1: have the amount of screenshots that I have on my
Speaker 1: phone between all of my interior design stuff that I
Speaker 1: just constantly screenshotting. And then I screenshot at this from
Speaker 1: Tianna Jeremy who I don't even know who this is?
Speaker 1: Never use online dating again. Last guy said he lived
Speaker 1: in a gated community prison he met prison. I screenshot
Speaker 1: at this. Why why do I you don't even online date?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? I'm just I, I I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got to delete this app off my phone for
Speaker 1: two days a week minimum because I'm wasted a lot
Speaker 1: of time over here on ship. I don't need to
Speaker 1: be bothered by. Although I really do like this tile
Speaker 1: from Amber and Terriers and I'm going to get that.
Speaker 1: I love Amber Lewis, but yeah, it's like enough. I
Speaker 1: need to pick up a book. I need to read
Speaker 1: a book. I need to go back to my volunteering,
Speaker 1: and I need to get out of Travis Scott's love
Speaker 1: life becaus I don't care a mouthful of their sister. Um.
Speaker 1: I keep going to my I don't use the Twitter
Speaker 1: app I use, like I guess a third party app,
Speaker 1: and I keep trying to use it the last week
Speaker 1: and we're not allowed to use it because something like
Speaker 1: Elon Musk isn't allowing us. I just don't know where
Speaker 1: to get news on Twitter, and I like getting it.
Speaker 1: Why we're not on Twitter? No, I'm on Twitter, but
Speaker 1: I use a different app for Twitter, but it's not
Speaker 1: letting me use it. And even today I went to
Speaker 1: look up why it's not and it said that it's
Speaker 1: a third party app and for some reason, Twitter is
Speaker 1: not allowing it. So I'm trying to use the real
Speaker 1: life Twitter and I don't know how. I don't know
Speaker 1: how people use that thing. I'm still haven't the voice notes.
Speaker 1: This is the thing that enough And by the way,
Speaker 1: I got a question, how many updates are we doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear. Have you done the update?
Speaker 1: I didn't update five minutes ago. Now we got another update.
Speaker 1: Always with the up I need to update my look.
Speaker 1: I need to Oh. I told I can't say it
Speaker 1: out loud. Now let's say it ceedee lamb looks. I
Speaker 1: love the arrivals. I do the arrival shop. Give me
Speaker 1: that over the oscar red carpet any day. I'll take
Speaker 1: the arrivals of our guys going to games over the
Speaker 1: like the red the Award shows red carpet. I didn't
Speaker 1: know who half the people were on a red carpet
Speaker 1: when I was working on a red carpet, I definitely
Speaker 1: don't know anymore. That's the thing where it's like when
Speaker 1: going scrolling the aforementioned Instagram and like talking about the
Speaker 1: winner of this and that, I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: who any of these people are anymore. I need to
Speaker 1: know you know who you do know? And it's so sad.
Speaker 1: And I don't know much about her life, but I
Speaker 1: was obviously reading this stuff that Lisa Marie Presley stuff
Speaker 1: was sad. I know it. She looked like her dad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So when I was spending image spending
Speaker 1: more time in Nashville and my parents came to visit,
Speaker 1: my dad was like, we're going to Graceland. I was like,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't we, Scott get in the car. So we
Speaker 1: drove to great Land and we did a tour and
Speaker 1: it is never incredible, like it is like you go
Speaker 1: back in time and the only place they won't let
Speaker 1: you go is upstairs in the private quarters where his
Speaker 1: bedroom was and everything. But going back and and seeing
Speaker 1: that and then hearing, you know, they do this guided
Speaker 1: tour and on the grounds is where her son was
Speaker 1: buried because you know, he had committed suicide, so he's
Speaker 1: buried there. Um Elvis is buried there and some other
Speaker 1: members of the family. But like just looking at that,
Speaker 1: like this is on there, you know there their family property,
Speaker 1: and like there's so much sadness like in that family,
Speaker 1: and like I just and let's talk about Priscilla, think
Speaker 1: about all the things that she's seen in her life.
Speaker 1: Like you bury your husband, You've now buried your daughter.
Speaker 1: Like that is kid really grand? Yeah, really really sad
Speaker 1: and just yeah, but maybe a reminder that this is
Speaker 1: why I got to get off Instagram and into the streets.
Speaker 1: I gotta start living, you know, in the streets. You
Speaker 1: worked out today. I was out of you. I did
Speaker 1: my five second run because I felt like a loser.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I'm proud of you. The four am wake
Speaker 1: up call. You're doing its, sister. I love you. I'm
Speaker 1: very proud of you. Keep it going. You look fresh
Speaker 1: as a daisy. We're gonna um sign off on this
Speaker 1: thing because we got ourselves some Monday night football game
Speaker 1: to watch. Can't wait for the outcome of that. Aaron
Speaker 1: will know soon enough who she is going to be
Speaker 1: covering the who's gonna be on our tex change for
Speaker 1: this game tonight? Is it just gonna be me and you?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be on another text change? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I know we're gonna have multiple text changes, but
Speaker 1: are we going to be on a tech change with
Speaker 1: anyone else during this game? Or is it just you
Speaker 1: and I? I don't see why not. Let's talk about it,
Speaker 1: figure it out. Good times had by all. Speaking of conversing,
Speaker 1: you guys, thank you so much for submitting your questions.
Speaker 1: As mentioned earlier, we questioned them, always appreciated, and we
Speaker 1: will answer them on next week's pre game. Lots to
Speaker 1: talk about as we continue to narrow down who will
Speaker 1: be playing in Super Bowl. Fifty seven cans fifty seven.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty seven, I feel fifty seven. I'd like to
Speaker 1: do a teaser for our next week's show, powder Room Etiquette.
Speaker 1: Do you drop it like it's hot in there? Or no?
Speaker 1: I say no. We'll talk about that next week. Comp
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