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Speaker 2: starts right now.
Speaker 3: I've already been here for an hour, and I can
Speaker 3: tell you this challenge is much much worse than I imagined.
Speaker 1: It would, really really does.
Speaker 3: If you don't know what I'm referring to, all four
Speaker 3: hosts are participating in our annual big summer event. This
Speaker 3: one's called the You Wouldn't Dare Summertime Challenge.
Speaker 4: The music that you're.
Speaker 3: Hearing right now is part of my challenge, which is
Speaker 3: happening today. I'm the first person to go and all
Speaker 3: day long, whenever I leave this studio, I have to
Speaker 3: dance the Devil's Tango aka the Macarena for the entire
Speaker 3: eight hours that we're here, possibly longer depending on how
Speaker 3: our day goes.
Speaker 1: You also have to sing it.
Speaker 4: I do have to sing.
Speaker 2: I just want to add that to it, because I
Speaker 2: haven't actually seen you go to the bathroom yet today,
Speaker 2: which is a little concerning.
Speaker 3: It's weird that you monitor my bathroom breaks. Concerning to me.
Speaker 2: It's a big announcement when you're walking down the hallway
Speaker 2: to go to use the toilet.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm almost go into a sales meeting in
Speaker 3: a little bit here too, so I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: do it while I'm in there. And I gotta say,
Speaker 3: going into this, I thought that I got off easy
Speaker 3: compared to everybody else's challenge. You did, ye, But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna tell you why mine is harder, and I dislike
Speaker 3: it so much because one, like you said, I have
Speaker 3: to sing my own mocharena music the entire time. I
Speaker 3: don't get the help of a real soundtrack thanks to
Speaker 3: copyright issues.
Speaker 1: You don't love singing.
Speaker 3: Two, I've had Brooke as you've heard barking in my
Speaker 3: ear all morning. Hey, you took one step out of
Speaker 3: the studio.
Speaker 4: I didn't see you. Shake it, boy, that's right, you
Speaker 4: move those hips.
Speaker 1: Suit.
Speaker 2: If I'm doing a fast food to cathalon, the least
Speaker 2: you can do is just put some palms out for
Speaker 2: the mocharina.
Speaker 3: Everyone's I feel like an attractive woman walking by construction site.
Speaker 3: Every time I passed, he's getting cat called to move it.
Speaker 3: And also nobody is joining me in the dance. The
Speaker 3: macarena is supposed to be a group thing. It's just
Speaker 3: really sad with one guy doing It'll buy himself.
Speaker 4: I would join you. I don't think's gonna let me.
Speaker 1: Hey, if we were on a booze cruise, i'd do
Speaker 1: it with you.
Speaker 3: Digital Jak even said he wants to video me and
Speaker 3: the elevator doing the makarena out to my car when
Speaker 3: I leave.
Speaker 1: That's right, I didn't see you come in this morning.
Speaker 1: Did you do it?
Speaker 3: I did it all the way in, from the moment
Speaker 3: I walked through the door. Oh, it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: long day.
Speaker 2: Maybe your arms will finally get a workout.
Speaker 4: On that really harsh note.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to the shot collar question the other
Speaker 3: day with Digital Jake, who's taking a break from filming
Speaker 3: me to ask us some trivia.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yes, not doing the marcarina right now.
Speaker 1: Now he's out of the studio, Okay.
Speaker 5: I remind every one that what you just heard from
Speaker 5: young Jeffrey is all true. We are enjoying it, you know,
Speaker 5: Brooke is enjoying it more than anyone else. In fact,
Speaker 5: she's already said if she catches Jeff not shaking what
Speaker 5: his mama gave him, even for a second, then he
Speaker 5: will have to join her during her summer challenge, the
Speaker 5: Drive through the Cathology.
Speaker 1: You fail, you pay Jeff.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: But now, in a show of moral support for Jeff's
Speaker 5: day long boogie session, We're all going to partake in
Speaker 5: a mental merangue during an all you can dance edition
Speaker 5: of the One and Done Shot Collar Question of the Day,
Speaker 5: starting with the person with the least rhythm in the room.
Speaker 1: That's Alexis.
Speaker 5: Alexis, what famous rapper was a professionally trained ballet dancer?
Speaker 5: Was it Drake, Tupac or fifty cent? Maybe that was
Speaker 5: Tupac's like part of his name. He was supposed to
Speaker 5: be to Tupac.
Speaker 1: Actually, I do like that. I know Drake. It seems
Speaker 1: most likely just because he was a child actor.
Speaker 4: A Canadian child. Yeah, you could have been.
Speaker 2: I mean, any kid that's in showbiz that early has
Speaker 2: taken a lot of dance in theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've commenced me, I'll say, Drake.
Speaker 5: Alexis said Drake and that is its uncorrect. It was
Speaker 5: the member of the one hundred and twenty seventh Street Ensemble,
Speaker 5: a Harlem based theater company. Tupac Shakur.
Speaker 1: Good for him.
Speaker 5: I wonder what he's doing, Jose, too soon, Jose. In
Speaker 5: nineteen sixty four, after a performance of the Swan Lake
Speaker 5: Ballet at the Vienna Opera, Margot Fontaine and Rudolph Nuriev
Speaker 5: received a record amount of curtain calls from the audience
Speaker 5: that is still unmatched.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: Is the real number of curtain calls higher or lower
Speaker 5: than thirty?
Speaker 7: Whoa?
Speaker 4: Ow?
Speaker 3: Like after twenty thirty time the audience loved it that much?
Speaker 1: Can you still be grateful? By the thirtieth one?
Speaker 7: It's like, I'm trying to go home. Guys, Come on it.
Speaker 1: Did the audience just decide to troll them at that point? Hey,
Speaker 1: let's see how many times we get him.
Speaker 8: I think I think it's wild and it's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be even higher.
Speaker 5: Wow, Jose said, it's higher than thirty curtain calls, and
Speaker 5: the real number is higher. It was actually eighty nine
Speaker 5: curl way.
Speaker 7: I thought it was gonna be like thirty seven.
Speaker 1: Did that take longer than the actual production of Swung.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, Jose You're safe. You get jeff turn
Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety six, seventy two thousand people gathered to
Speaker 5: perform the largest crowd ever to perform one particular dance.
Speaker 5: Were they doing the Chicken dance, a conga line, or
Speaker 5: your favorite the macarena?
Speaker 4: Yeh ja do a mockarena? Question?
Speaker 1: When did the makarena come out? Nineteen eighty six? I
Speaker 1: feel like it was.
Speaker 4: Half or it was right around that time.
Speaker 3: Though maybe that's the perfect area. The thing is, the
Speaker 3: makarena gets so tiring after just like a couple sessions
Speaker 3: of doing it. It just makes sense to do a
Speaker 3: conga line with seventy two thousand people, like the coolest
Speaker 3: longest congo.
Speaker 4: Line of all time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but where I mean? It feels like it's almost
Speaker 2: too long. How would you all fit in a line down?
Speaker 1: He could circle it up.
Speaker 4: Literally, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5: I want to say it's the conga, Jeffrey said, the conga.
Speaker 5: The real dance was not that. It was the Chicken dance.
Speaker 5: Seventy two thousand people doing the Chicken dance, the longest
Speaker 5: congo line ever happened in nineteen eighty eight, and that
Speaker 5: was twelve thousand.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, water, So Alexis and.
Speaker 5: Jeff both got it wrong. Brook, it's your turn. The
Speaker 5: movie Footloose focused on a religious town that abolished dancing.
Speaker 5: The lead actor was Kevin Bacon, was almost a different person.
Speaker 5: Blew out his A c L during the audition. Was
Speaker 5: it Tom Cruise, Rob Low or John Travolta.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, put him in another dance movie. It almost
Speaker 2: feels like too much right.
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise was dancing in risky business.
Speaker 1: But I don't think Tom Cruise would get injured. There's
Speaker 1: just something about.
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, he dives out of moving airplanes with
Speaker 3: no parachute and survived after.
Speaker 7: Take the one time.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rob Low does feel like he would easily. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 5: Said Rob Low And the real actor was He says
Speaker 5: he has bad memories about it, never wants anything to
Speaker 5: do with the movie. And the Bruisers also wanted Tom Crui,
Speaker 5: but he had a scheduling conflicts.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 3: Shame belongs to Rob Low, me and Alexis today. So
Speaker 3: we're going to be singing Just Dance by Lady Gaga
Speaker 3: while we get shot.
Speaker 1: That's a break from the maccarena today.
Speaker 3: Jeff all right, you take the lead.
Speaker 4: You just dance.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be danced at hand motion.
Speaker 4: That's question of.
Speaker 6: The day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Well, I just had one of the most awkward moments
Speaker 3: of my life when I popped into the middle of
Speaker 3: a sales meeting in the conference room while doing the
Speaker 3: macarena dance with no music behind me. By the way,
Speaker 3: Jake came.
Speaker 1: Out because he came into film with you and said
Speaker 1: that was the most awkward moment of my life. And
Speaker 1: he wasn't even doing the dance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just singing it very quietly during the
Speaker 3: meeting because we can't play the actual song online for
Speaker 3: copyright reasons. But I'm sitting in my chair macharinaing away
Speaker 3: while the sales lead is up at the projector's screen
Speaker 3: talking about quarterly profits or whatever they were talking about.
Speaker 1: They continued, they continued with the meeting.
Speaker 9: They did.
Speaker 6: Wat.
Speaker 3: Well, this is all part of my you wouldn't dare
Speaker 3: summertime challenge if you didn't know where. I have to
Speaker 3: do the macarena all day anytime I leave the studio,
Speaker 3: so you can see the video of it up on
Speaker 3: our TikTok Approok and Jeffrey And afterwards, one of our
Speaker 3: salespeople came up to me and said they actually had
Speaker 3: to go back and redo half of the meeting because
Speaker 3: everyone was so distracted by me, they couldn't focus on
Speaker 3: what was happening.
Speaker 4: We're trying to run a company here.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they laugh for anything? Then?
Speaker 3: Clearly I'm not making any friends here. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: you guys know I already have a hard enough. I'm
Speaker 3: connecting with the folks around here just on a normal
Speaker 3: day to day basis, and now you're making me do this.
Speaker 1: You kept saying how easy this was, so honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: glad it was worse.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing that's more embarrassing is the fact that
Speaker 3: Alexis didn't realize it was a Spanish song and thought
Speaker 3: the words were one macha t maca three macharina, four maca,
Speaker 3: five macha six mochare. It's not true, it's Spanish words.
Speaker 1: I actually thought it was.
Speaker 2: That far Spanish after the third macharnabod.
Speaker 4: Else anybody else your comments on the challenge.
Speaker 3: That I just did, and by anybody, I mean anyone
Speaker 3: except Brook, who keeps asking that I danced with tighter
Speaker 3: jeans on anybody.
Speaker 1: It's like at one point you were just whistling out
Speaker 1: in the hallway.
Speaker 3: You know, all right, I'm done with the criticism. Hit
Speaker 3: out the Brook and Jefferys TikTok to see my all
Speaker 3: day mock arena. You wouldn't dare.
Speaker 4: Summer Challenge. Laser Stories is next.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that started a brand new sports
Speaker 3: league called the TGA Tour TGA Turtle Golfing Associations, where
Speaker 3: tiny trained tortoises play a regulation sized eighteen whole course
Speaker 3: and they do have to walk the whole thing, so
Speaker 3: one round lasts about twenty nine years.
Speaker 1: They're including turtles and tortoises.
Speaker 3: Though you can bet on it too if you've survived
Speaker 3: long enough to collect the winnings. So get in with
Speaker 3: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 3: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 3: have a laser. Those other turt squirts just don't turtle.
Speaker 3: First Stories out of Auburn, New York, thirty eight year
Speaker 3: old Hannah Pierce got her fiance a surprise birthday gift
Speaker 3: that was being delivered by UPS. Her plan was the
Speaker 3: driver would drop it off at the house and then
Speaker 3: Hannah would race home and get it before her soon
Speaker 3: to be husband arrived.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's great. I mean, as everybody's planned with gifts, right.
Speaker 3: The thing is, both her and the UPS guy had
Speaker 3: no idea that the fiance was home sick that morning.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 3: Thankfully the ring doorbell caught the whole thing on video.
Speaker 3: So here's a clip.
Speaker 4: Rick, I'm at work.
Speaker 1: It's Hannah.
Speaker 10: Oh Hannah, I got you all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Hide it if you can, because it's the present for Jason.
Speaker 4: In the mailbox or in there, yeah, under that pillow.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't have a delivery.
Speaker 3: I got the wrong house.
Speaker 7: Okay, you got it, man.
Speaker 12: I owe you one. Rick, God, I love you.
Speaker 10: I got even now.
Speaker 3: Put it in the mailbox, yeah, put it inside the
Speaker 3: gate over there, just under the gate.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 9: You got it.
Speaker 12: You're the best fi.
Speaker 3: Oh you could hear it in the video. The fiance
Speaker 3: shows up at the door and opens it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and they're talking through the ring doorbell like.
Speaker 2: You ring the doorbell technology is amazing, And also, how
Speaker 2: is that person such best friends with Rick, her UPS
Speaker 2: striker not be did you hear of them?
Speaker 7: I mean, he's my best friend.
Speaker 3: Thankfully, the UPS student made an excuse and then him
Speaker 3: the gift out of sight, don't Jeff. Afterwards, Hannah said
Speaker 3: her fiance had no idea. So now the UPS driver
Speaker 3: Rick is being hailed as an absolute hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give that guy a ray.
Speaker 7: You're shout out to all the delivery drivers out there.
Speaker 4: You guys are sure this.
Speaker 3: Next Lazer stories out of Canine Central, Okay, an American
Speaker 3: billionaire based in the UK is looking to hire someone
Speaker 3: and give him a pretty good salary to boot all
Speaker 3: four being a high class dog nanny.
Speaker 1: I volunteer.
Speaker 2: I don't think you have any of the owner too. Okay,
Speaker 2: you just see it as a foot in the door.
Speaker 4: You don't have to volunteer.
Speaker 3: It's a paid job that will do one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty seven thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2: You're six figures for dogson to take care of the dogs.
Speaker 3: But you have to move to the UK and be
Speaker 3: cool with traveling the world with them every now and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Here's some of the other details.
Speaker 3: First, you'd be staying with them in their mansion or
Speaker 3: in some sort of guest house situation next to the mansion.
Speaker 2: Rent free, so you make in one twenty seven k
Speaker 2: and you don't even have to pay rents.
Speaker 3: You'll need to coordinate all the vet appointments, though, keep
Speaker 3: detailed records of the poocha's health and medical history, and
Speaker 3: develop a quote personalized exercise regimen for each dog.
Speaker 1: How many dogs do we know?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: I mean like a couple?
Speaker 3: Sure, you have them, maybe do some sort of light
Speaker 3: jog around the stables and mixing some dog pilates. You'll
Speaker 3: also be organizing playdates with other local dogs and finding
Speaker 3: quote enriching activities to stimulate their senses.
Speaker 1: I think that's just called the ball.
Speaker 3: Look a butt.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You also have to be willing to work irregular hours
Speaker 3: like weekends and holidays. But hundreds of people have already
Speaker 3: applied for this, and if you want, you could read
Speaker 3: the whole job listing and apply yourself online through a
Speaker 3: link that we're going to put on.
Speaker 4: Our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: So to your next Lazer story.
Speaker 3: Out of the d list reports, you might remember Jason Biggs.
Speaker 3: He was the actor who was known for being a
Speaker 3: little too fond of the pie.
Speaker 2: In the American pie Okay, the dorky kid.
Speaker 3: Now he's teamed up with Edwards Desserts to sell a
Speaker 3: limited edition you guessed it pie.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a legacy.
Speaker 3: Here's audio of his ad for it, along with some
Speaker 3: of the items.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 9: I'm Jason Biggs, and I'm America's biggest pilot in a
Speaker 9: weird way. There's nothing more American than pie. So I've
Speaker 9: teamed up with Edwards to start your Fourth of July
Speaker 9: off with the bank detonation explosion. Nope, I've teamed up
Speaker 9: with Edwards on a limited edition pie luscious layers of passion, fruit,
Speaker 9: coconut moose, pineapple cream. I can say cream right because
Speaker 9: apple is so twenty four years ago.
Speaker 6: Oh, nothing hotter than.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be difficult for him.
Speaker 3: How many times has Jason asked over the years to
Speaker 3: endorse pies and desserts too many to name.
Speaker 1: He's finally doing it.
Speaker 3: For some reason, he said yes to this one.
Speaker 1: I think it's a twenty four years later thing y.
Speaker 3: You need to get relevant again. You can order the
Speaker 3: pie next week at pielovers unite dot com and it'll
Speaker 3: arrive at your doorstep with Jason's autograph on it. Wow,
Speaker 3: and remember don't leave it on the counter unattended.
Speaker 2: Say they do need to do like an American pie
Speaker 2: with cream bikini like endorsement as well.
Speaker 7: Remember that movie Yeah from.
Speaker 1: Moving I thought that, okay, fine flutes, they need a flute.
Speaker 4: No, you're gonna have a whole band camp.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next Lazer story out of sleep Central.
Speaker 3: If you need an excuse for a quick nap, here
Speaker 3: you go. A new study in the journal Sleep Health
Speaker 3: just found people who take naps have bigger brains. Ah,
Speaker 3: so big.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2: I do twenty minute nap almost every day, well every
Speaker 2: day that my kids will allow it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's true our brains do shrink as we get older.
Speaker 3: But it found that taking short naps when you feel
Speaker 3: like you need them could help prevent that. You just
Speaker 3: can't nap for too long fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Max, Oh, that's awful.
Speaker 7: I took the longest nap, membery it was two hours.
Speaker 1: It's too long, man, Now.
Speaker 7: I felt too long? It was so good.
Speaker 1: See twenty minutes is ideal.
Speaker 3: Researchers looked at DNA samples and brain scans more than
Speaker 3: thirty five thousand people between age four and seventy, and
Speaker 3: they found a noticeable difference between nappers and non nappers.
Speaker 3: The nappers' brains were slightly larger, the equivalent of two
Speaker 3: and a half to six and a half years worth
Speaker 3: of shrinkage.
Speaker 1: Nap math.
Speaker 2: He should have a brain that's like way bigger than
Speaker 2: his buddy.
Speaker 7: It's too big to do with it.
Speaker 3: The studying.
Speaker 4: I'm dumb.
Speaker 3: I'm just too smart, that's what it is. The study
Speaker 3: didn't show causation. It just shows correlation. I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know what the brains of people who take naps.
Speaker 3: They only seem to age more slowly.
Speaker 4: We don't know that that's the cause. No napping allowed though.
Speaker 3: For this guy, he's too busy in his free time
Speaker 3: years old or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's got you know, he's got to be reading, kayaking,
Speaker 4: scrap booking.
Speaker 3: It's the sound of him ironing a doily into a
Speaker 3: scrap book. It's a busy man. Stories has come to
Speaker 3: an end for the day. We'll do it again at
Speaker 3: the same time on.
Speaker 6: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I play.
Speaker 3: The instrumental version they name the song it's riffing around.
Speaker 3: It should be easy, but somehow it's always a struggle.
Speaker 7: We're in the business of music.
Speaker 1: This is a segment where every listener yells at.
Speaker 3: Us, yes, that's why. To help out my co host today,
Speaker 3: I'm actually going to tell them one of the words
Speaker 3: in every single title, it's the words summer, because it's
Speaker 3: an all summer song edition of riffing around. Listen to
Speaker 3: see if you can beat our co host. Probably not
Speaker 3: going to be that hard. We're gonna do it. Coming
Speaker 3: up at seventeen, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: It's the hot new game show that makes our listeners
Speaker 3: wonder how are these idiots qualified to work on the radio.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about riffing around in today's game game is
Speaker 3: all about summer oy Alright, I'm gonna play a musical
Speaker 3: riff from a very famous song that has the word
Speaker 3: summer included in the title. I couldn't possibly make this
Speaker 3: easier for you, guys. All you have to do is
Speaker 3: identify the correct title of that song. So let's get
Speaker 3: right to it. We already drew out of a hat
Speaker 3: and today alexis you're going to be going first, So please, Alexis,
Speaker 3: name this famous summer jam. Remember the word summer is
Speaker 3: in the title. Okay, this one's a really popular one.
Speaker 3: The title just guess any other word. There's only two
Speaker 3: words in the summer. I'm sorry, Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 4: What was that name?
Speaker 7: And girls Crombie if.
Speaker 3: Those are the lyrics, and all we need is to
Speaker 3: the girls Summer Girls by LFO came out in.
Speaker 1: The song that summer that I came out.
Speaker 3: All right, Jose's on the board with one correct and Jose,
Speaker 3: you're up next. Please name this famous summer song I got.
Speaker 7: Oh JT my guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I know that's right. I know it's a
Speaker 3: very popular song. Again, summer is in the title. It's
Speaker 3: do you have anything? I Gotta move on? Hot Summer
Speaker 3: sum by Justin Chamberlain. Right, So one to one, Brook
Speaker 3: and Jose. This one should be an easier one for
Speaker 3: you because we tried to pick a summer song from
Speaker 3: your era. All right, just think back. I think you
Speaker 3: were maybe twelve when this came out. It was the
Speaker 3: song of the summer.
Speaker 4: This may have been right when they discovered summer.
Speaker 3: And one of the most famous artists of all time.
Speaker 1: The Tulips of Summer.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Alexis, can you steal it?
Speaker 1: Songs?
Speaker 3: Jose?
Speaker 4: I know your parents love this song. I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: with Summer Promenas.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. The correct answer was Summer Wind by Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 3: Brook really disappointed in you that we're back to Alexis
Speaker 3: for the second round. Alexis named this hit summer song.
Speaker 3: This one is a pretty recent song, I know, very
Speaker 3: popular again summer.
Speaker 4: Somewhere in the title.
Speaker 1: It's the other word I need.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you there's four words in this title.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's get drunk.
Speaker 3: I think you're just shouting out to your Tinder dates.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna move on, Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 4: I lost this one?
Speaker 6: Brook?
Speaker 3: What do you have?
Speaker 1: Lights in the summer?
Speaker 3: All right? That was Demi Levado cool for the summer
Speaker 3: shoo He started off so hot. I'm not really cool
Speaker 3: and off here, Jose, bring us back.
Speaker 4: We're going a little more old school for you. Okay,
Speaker 4: what do.
Speaker 3: You think, Jose?
Speaker 4: Remember remember the word I'll tell you you are right?
Speaker 3: It is an eighties there's four words in this title.
Speaker 4: Summer.
Speaker 3: Okay, bro can you steal it?
Speaker 4: That's correct, Henley.
Speaker 2: Three words in the The Boys of Summer I came
Speaker 2: out in nineteen eighty four, Brook, well done.
Speaker 1: No, they redid it. There was a band that redid
Speaker 1: it in the like stop.
Speaker 3: Trying to sound young, Brook, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Round three, alexis your third song? Please name this timeless
Speaker 3: summer hit?
Speaker 1: Timeless that scares?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh, I actually know this.
Speaker 3: Okay, the title okay, but again, summer is somewhere in
Speaker 3: that title.
Speaker 4: So you do one more?
Speaker 3: Possibly one?
Speaker 4: That's wow.
Speaker 3: Alexis finally on the board. Why okay, Jose, you have one?
Speaker 3: Alexis you have one? Brooker in the lead with two Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, Jose, we're back to you. If you don't
Speaker 3: get this one right, Jose, not only will all the
Speaker 3: listeners be disappointed, but your parents will be two.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's already all happening.
Speaker 3: All right, What do you got for this famous song
Speaker 3: about the summer?
Speaker 4: What's the title that you're giving me? I'm sorry that
Speaker 4: is not correct.
Speaker 3: Brook, What is the correct title of this song?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's not a summer love.
Speaker 4: It, Alexis?
Speaker 8: What is it summer days, summer days.
Speaker 3: It's summer nights.
Speaker 2: You guys really do summer days drifting away.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook, we're back to you. If you can get
Speaker 3: this one right, you're going to seal the deal. Name
Speaker 3: this famous summer song. It's the second word is summer.
Speaker 4: I'll give you that.
Speaker 2: Okay, hot Summer, Alexis retro summer Jose.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just end this.
Speaker 4: That was cruel Summer by Banana Rama.
Speaker 3: Either way, Brook with two correct, you are the winner
Speaker 3: of riffing Around.
Speaker 4: Congratulations. Brook is always down to riff.
Speaker 11: Around over it.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was.
Speaker 3: Kind of disappointing, but anyway, another successful sort of edition
Speaker 3: of riffing Around. I'm jeff Summer of sixty nine. Debot
Speaker 3: Your phone tab is coming up right.
Speaker 6: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Did you know on your resume when it asks you
Speaker 3: to put down references, they want real people, but they
Speaker 3: can call up and question about you. No, Alexis knows
Speaker 3: that's a horrible idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely worked for my friend Meghan.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you can put down an you think that email
Speaker 13: or phone number on there and usually get away with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why we felt bad.
Speaker 3: And we contacted a business owner who's trying to hire
Speaker 3: a very important sales position for his company, and he's
Speaker 3: been looking at one particular woman to possibly hire. All
Speaker 3: he needs is a solid reference check from us.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what happens next?
Speaker 3: Well, we really can't say legally. You're gonna understand why
Speaker 3: in your phone? Tap right now? Another on the twenties.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hi is this dean? Yes, sir, who's calling?
Speaker 8: My name's Greg McDonald. You reached out to me over
Speaker 8: email about an employee. You said, put me down as
Speaker 8: a reference.
Speaker 11: Oh right, Hi, Hi, hold on, let me get my papers.
Speaker 4: Okay, no problem, take your time.
Speaker 11: I think if I remember right? You know Jasmine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jasmine? No, I absolutely do know her.
Speaker 8: She's actually famous around here or infamous, could be either one,
Speaker 8: I guess.
Speaker 11: Okay, she's well known.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Interesting. Well what can you tell me about her?
Speaker 4: Well? I can tell you I do know her.
Speaker 11: First name, Basis okay, right? As an employee, was she reliable?
Speaker 11: You know, come to work on time, hit her all
Speaker 11: of her deadlines?
Speaker 8: And oh well, unfortunately I actually can't disclose that information.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that would violate the NDA that I.
Speaker 11: Signed you signed an NDA with her?
Speaker 8: Ooh, okay, See, even that question is a little on
Speaker 8: the edge there.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I can respond or not.
Speaker 11: So I don't understand. You just said you signed in
Speaker 11: NDA with her, correct, and I was just confirming it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't I don't want this to sound so serious.
Speaker 8: It's just non disclosure agreements going to be tricky, you know,
Speaker 8: And in my line of work, I'm.
Speaker 4: Signing them all the time. I bet you are too.
Speaker 11: Maybe you can't tell me, I mean not really.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, but overall I can answer almost any question
Speaker 8: about her. I can provide any inside. I mean, I
Speaker 8: know how hard it is to hire people these days,
Speaker 8: so I'm here to help.
Speaker 11: Well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so ask away.
Speaker 11: Okay, Yeah, I can try another go for it. On
Speaker 11: her resume, it says that she was responsible for over
Speaker 11: six hundred thousand in sales last year.
Speaker 4: That's a big number.
Speaker 11: Yeah, can you confirm that happened and tell me what
Speaker 11: exactly her role was in that?
Speaker 8: Ooh, you know how bad I would a lot to
Speaker 8: answer that question.
Speaker 4: That's a really good one too, on your part. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 4: you come up with great questions.
Speaker 11: So answer it.
Speaker 8: No, I mean I wish, I wish I could, but
Speaker 8: most of that also falls under the NDA.
Speaker 11: Well, so tell me the part that doesn't fall under
Speaker 11: the NDA.
Speaker 8: Hmm okay, sure, Actually I can confirm that she does
Speaker 8: in fact have a resume.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a full resume.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know that. I just read it to you.
Speaker 7: Oh that looks like you don't need me.
Speaker 4: You're finding your own answers like a detective over there.
Speaker 11: How am I supposed to get a reference from you
Speaker 11: if you can't tell me anything about her or answer
Speaker 11: any questions all under the NDA or not.
Speaker 7: Hey, I just thought of something I can tell you,
Speaker 7: and this could really.
Speaker 4: Help you out.
Speaker 11: Finally, please tell me.
Speaker 8: So last year we had this like weird thing happening
Speaker 8: in the office where office supplies were going missing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and like not just.
Speaker 8: Pens and paper bro I'm talking about like expensive toner.
Speaker 4: I mean a few printers just vanished.
Speaker 11: Are you saying Jasmine had something to do with that? Ah?
Speaker 4: Good question.
Speaker 8: You see, I thought that too. So I sat her
Speaker 8: down I told her about it, and then.
Speaker 4: She started crying.
Speaker 11: What'd she say?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 7: She had just signed an NDA. She couldn't tell me
Speaker 7: if she was involved at all.
Speaker 14: What the heck that's what she called me.
Speaker 3: Stop laughing.
Speaker 11: You told me that whole ridiculous story. Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 11: tell me anything.
Speaker 4: Well I thought that would help.
Speaker 7: Man, Come on, no, I did it.
Speaker 11: And now I'm in the same spot that I was
Speaker 11: when you called five minutes?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 8: That is not true because your co owner got exactly
Speaker 8: the info he needed from this prank phone call, and
Speaker 8: there's no enda required at all.
Speaker 4: I can tell you that.
Speaker 11: What are you talking about? Are you talking about Joseph?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly who I'm talking about, Joseph, your
Speaker 8: co owner.
Speaker 7: He's the one who set you up.
Speaker 11: What he said.
Speaker 8: Lately, you've had a few job candidates putting fake references
Speaker 8: down on the resumes or something.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, it'd be really easy to mess with you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: How many nbas this look I have?
Speaker 8: And that's a great question, But because of the NDAs,
Speaker 8: I can't answer the question about the NDAs.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: Well you are still though, Oh.
Speaker 7: That's not in the NDA. I can't confirm you are correct.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Most people don't admit their weird guilty pleasures until they
Speaker 3: get deeper into a relationship. Yeah, because you don't want
Speaker 3: them to know that your favorite food is day old
Speaker 3: gas station hamburgers. Oh, are you the one that eats
Speaker 3: I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Tell you that somebody has to yeah.
Speaker 3: Or that you still watch reruns of Here Comes Honey
Speaker 3: Boo boo oh, or that your favorite way to relax
Speaker 3: is lying in a bathtub of lukewarm toastitos bean dip.
Speaker 7: What is going on?
Speaker 1: Well, he got it at the gas station.
Speaker 4: You know it's a bargain.
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners went out with a guy
Speaker 3: and she didn't just admit her guilty pleasure to him,
Speaker 3: she themed their entire.
Speaker 4: Date around it.
Speaker 3: Whoa, Now she's not getting a call back. Oh could
Speaker 3: it really be that bad? We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Come on, give me bean dip tub.
Speaker 3: We'll see in your brand new second date up date,
Speaker 3: next second date up date. Who do you trust for
Speaker 3: advice on your dating life? Your friends, Yes, they're not
Speaker 3: really looking out for you. Yes, they might say that.
Speaker 4: Your coworkers.
Speaker 3: Yikes, absolutely yea chat GPT, I mean probably not still
Speaker 3: I trust.
Speaker 1: Them, trust all the computer minds.
Speaker 3: But when chat GPT runs out of date ideas, No,
Speaker 3: you got to turn to the sure thing, your therapist
Speaker 3: for hot dating tips.
Speaker 2: Wait, I mean maybe like relationship advice, but hot dating day.
Speaker 3: That's what one of our listeners, Hannah did, and the
Speaker 3: great advice from her therapist has landed her here with
Speaker 3: us today.
Speaker 4: Come your therapist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's all working out well, Hannah, Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, I want to hear the therapist advice of dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What did your therapist say?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 16: I was talking about my struggles dating and she kind
Speaker 16: of called me out on that I'm maybe not always
Speaker 16: being my most authentic self and that could be why
Speaker 16: I'm struggling here.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what you're paying her for, you out professionally.
Speaker 3: She said, to just be the real you.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's just encouraging me to be myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great the problem? Yeah, so what did you do
Speaker 1: to accomplish that?
Speaker 16: So I was kind of racking my brain, like thinking
Speaker 16: what are things that I like? And I left the show.
Speaker 1: Cobra Kai oh like the Karate Kids spin off?
Speaker 12: Yes, Cobra Kai.
Speaker 1: I did not expect us to go there. So did
Speaker 1: you take a karate class then or something?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm get him there.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, well I guess who'd you go out with?
Speaker 16: His name is Mike?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah. Did you meet him at the karate class
Speaker 2: or did you take a class together?
Speaker 12: Oh, we took a class together.
Speaker 16: Interesting, but I met him online?
Speaker 3: Oh so how did this date happen? Can you like
Speaker 3: run us through it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Well we set up just like a dinner date.
Speaker 12: Okay, nice and she and it was a.
Speaker 16: Fun time and like we were hitting it off.
Speaker 4: So you're matching the cobra kai theme to the meal too.
Speaker 8: Yes, sushi you have like all kind of Asian culture influences.
Speaker 1: Yes, nice and sushi was good. You guys had good
Speaker 1: conversation or like what's the highlights there?
Speaker 15: We were just goofing around.
Speaker 16: We were like play fighting, like.
Speaker 1: With the chopsticks his swords.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 15: To be honest, I wouldn't normally act like this on
Speaker 15: my dates, Like maybe I was a little too nerdy,
Speaker 15: but I kept hearing be my most authentic self kind
Speaker 15: of saying it like as a mantra.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So when you brought up cobra Kai with Mike.
Speaker 4: Was he into it?
Speaker 16: He'd actually never seen it, but he had heard of it,
Speaker 16: and I think he'd been meaning to watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: That's like to show him. Yeah, totally if everything goes.
Speaker 3: Well, of course.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and you know, I tried to go that route
Speaker 16: invite him.
Speaker 12: Over to watch it at my place.
Speaker 1: I think that he's probably planning on more than Cobra Kai.
Speaker 8: You know, yeah, like cobra thighs.
Speaker 3: What did he say?
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, he was kind of like, I don't know
Speaker 16: how late I can stay out.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, that makes sense. I mean tell literally people
Speaker 8: that before.
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 3: But not in a dating world like that. Invite is
Speaker 3: whatever guy is waiting, you want to go.
Speaker 1: You'll stay up. Not every guy wants to hook up
Speaker 1: on the first date. Yeah, okay, maybe she got the
Speaker 1: one percent? You know, So were you okay with that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I was okay with that because I had a backup plan.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, authentic self, what was that?
Speaker 16: My authentic self decided that we could like go do
Speaker 16: like a trial martial arts class.
Speaker 4: So it's you, Mike in a room full of six
Speaker 4: year old.
Speaker 1: So you went straight from the restaurant to a karate class.
Speaker 12: It was actually next door. I sort of might have
Speaker 12: planned that.
Speaker 4: You have a whole plan. He's either going to my house.
Speaker 4: We're rolling on my bed or rolling on some man.
Speaker 1: Why do I picture him in jeans trying to do karate?
Speaker 1: Did he have the right outfit for it?
Speaker 6: What they give you?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 16: They provided us with the Yeah.
Speaker 12: And I think we had fun.
Speaker 3: That'd be awesome.
Speaker 4: He's like, I got some sweet nunchucks in my truck.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so let me get my throwing stuff.
Speaker 4: Wasn't being fun?
Speaker 3: Is good?
Speaker 4: Was it romantic?
Speaker 2: Or?
Speaker 12: I think so?
Speaker 16: Because really, you know, like the kind of fighting, it's
Speaker 16: like there's tension, it's kind of flirty.
Speaker 2: And I also think just trying anything new with a
Speaker 2: person like helps bond you, right.
Speaker 4: Like both don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's a shared experience. You could either laugh at how
Speaker 1: bad you.
Speaker 3: Are or yeah, I don't slowly choke them out.
Speaker 1: Did they do that in the beginners? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's let's let's get to the end of
Speaker 3: the night. How did you leave things?
Speaker 16: We just said goodbye to each other kind of outside hug,
Speaker 16: kiss a little kiss.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's something And what's happened since the date?
Speaker 16: Well, it hasn't been that long, but I actually saw
Speaker 16: my therapist.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you giggle through that session too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I think I definitely did because I really was trying
Speaker 16: to be my most authentic self.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you told her about the date?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I did. I told her about it.
Speaker 1: So why are you calling us?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 16: Well, she kind of made me doubt things because she
Speaker 16: said to me like that might have been a.
Speaker 3: Little too much, too authentic.
Speaker 16: Not necessarily that, but that there are other parts to me,
Speaker 16: like I'm not just Cobra Kai.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, like you only focus on martial arts.
Speaker 1: Tell your therapist you're not going to show this guy
Speaker 1: everything in the first night.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's Brooks move.
Speaker 16: Yeah, maybe second date material.
Speaker 3: All right, leave someth open up, show him more of
Speaker 3: your interests when you meet up a second time, so
Speaker 3: hopefully we can facilitate that. We'll come back, call Mike
Speaker 3: for you and try and get you your second date
Speaker 3: update right after this.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, hold on.
Speaker 3: This is the.
Speaker 4: Theme song for the original Karate Kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're the best around, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Wow On, A little strong man made her authentic self to.
Speaker 3: Hear real thoughts. But I know it's been a while
Speaker 3: since we've all seen the original movie, but I'll tell
Speaker 3: you the overall theme of it is an underdog who's
Speaker 3: up against the odds, finally faces his fears and his
Speaker 3: bullies and comes away with the trophy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Everyone loves an underdog story.
Speaker 3: And that's our listener, Hannah today. And Hannah's trophy that
Speaker 3: she's after is a man named Mike she met online
Speaker 3: and personally, Hannah, I just want to say your idea
Speaker 3: for like a cobra I themed date going to sushi
Speaker 3: and doing a karate class together. Like, we never hear
Speaker 3: women going out of their way to set things up
Speaker 3: like this. It's usually the men that try and arrange
Speaker 3: a date like this.
Speaker 4: It is refreshing. I commend you on what you did here.
Speaker 16: Striking first, Yeah, oh, I get it.
Speaker 1: Get it another.
Speaker 2: I'm striking first like a Cobra.
Speaker 18: I think it's marriage material. Wow, I think I think
Speaker 18: she's marriage material.
Speaker 2: And this guy is going to be missing out if
Speaker 2: he doesn't give you another chance.
Speaker 4: All right, we're setting the bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you want Brook to tell him that as
Speaker 3: soon as we get him on the phone, or we
Speaker 3: can hold off for a second.
Speaker 16: Yeah, let's just speed natural and chill about it at
Speaker 16: the first Okay, see.
Speaker 3: What happens, and then then we'll get to the waxing
Speaker 3: on and off and all that.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's a good part of the movie.
Speaker 3: Here we go, let's dial the phone number and hopefully
Speaker 3: he picks up. Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking
Speaker 3: for Mike.
Speaker 19: This is Mike.
Speaker 3: Hey, Mike, I said we because you're talking to a
Speaker 3: whole show right now, a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 19: Uh, what is it about.
Speaker 2: It's called a second Date Update, and it's all about you, Mike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not just sorry. I don't know what's going
Speaker 3: on with Brooke today. She's a little yeah, and it's
Speaker 3: not just about you. It's about you along with one
Speaker 3: of our listeners that you went on a date with
Speaker 3: recently named Hannah.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, Hannah. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember well it sounds like you guys just recently went out,
Speaker 2: which is awesome.
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah we did, Yeah, we went out cool.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, we heard a little bit about your guys' date.
Speaker 3: We'd like to get your side of the story, just
Speaker 3: to see how the story match.
Speaker 19: I mean, I don't know, what do you want to know?
Speaker 19: I don't really feel too comfortable about talking about this
Speaker 19: kind of stuff for the whole radio show.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, not the whole show.
Speaker 4: Alexis close your ears? Oh all right, you have seventy
Speaker 4: of the show.
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss how it goes headphones offa.
Speaker 4: He doesn't listen anyways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4: What okay?
Speaker 3: All right, I think we're meeting your quota now. So
Speaker 3: what we're looking for though, is just general thoughts like
Speaker 3: did you like Hannah?
Speaker 4: How did you feel about her?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 19: You know, I mean, okay, if I if I say anything,
Speaker 19: it was probably one of the more like unique experiences
Speaker 19: I've ever had on date.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she put a lot of like thought
Speaker 2: and energy into planning the night for you too.
Speaker 1: Is that is that something new that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 19: Yeah, that's that's that's for sure. I think a lot
Speaker 19: of energy was expended too, even on the date, I
Speaker 19: give you that much.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're talking about like the karate class was like
Speaker 8: you expend.
Speaker 19: Yeah, that would be it. I I certainly something I've
Speaker 19: never experienced before.
Speaker 2: That's cool though, I mean, what did you think when
Speaker 2: she came up with that idea, she said it was
Speaker 2: kind of a surprise.
Speaker 19: Yeah, well, it absolutely was. And I'll say this, you know,
Speaker 19: I thought for me it was like I don't mind surprises.
Speaker 19: It was just something that like what I was wearing too,
Speaker 19: you know, I wear a nice like kind of nice pants.
Speaker 19: I couldn't yeah, you know, I can't do karate in
Speaker 19: those kind of clothes. It was, you know, it was
Speaker 19: it was interesting.
Speaker 8: Because I could see how people would even say no,
Speaker 8: not in a rude way, but like I'm sorry, but
Speaker 8: that's kind of a big ask.
Speaker 4: Like we just had dinner.
Speaker 7: You think yourself, Yeah, I'd.
Speaker 3: Probably do like.
Speaker 4: You do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy, you sound adventurous.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're talking a lot about the date
Speaker 3: and the activities. I want to know what you thought
Speaker 3: about Hannah. Oh a personal question.
Speaker 1: If you got to know who she is?
Speaker 19: Uh yeah, a little bit by it. I mean she
Speaker 19: seems really nice, but your personality wise, I just don't
Speaker 19: know if we're if we're compatible.
Speaker 3: Oh, Noah, to.
Speaker 19: Be completely honest, well it was she I mean, this
Speaker 19: is weird to me too. Is that like she put
Speaker 19: all this great idea and energy into this idea and
Speaker 19: then she kind of was a little like meek me,
Speaker 19: you know, just kind of ye shy. I guess i'd say, like,
Speaker 19: it's like, it's not her fault. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 19: a bad thing. I'm not saying people like that and
Speaker 19: have a problem or anything. It's just for me, it's
Speaker 19: not really what I go for. And when I saw that,
Speaker 19: But listen.
Speaker 2: You've got a person, even if she's shy, she's going
Speaker 2: out on a limb. She's surprising you with the karate class,
Speaker 2: Like maybe you just need to get to know her
Speaker 2: more to see like her fun charismatic side.
Speaker 19: Yeah, what's that whole thing? You can't ask us ever
Speaker 19: to change his stripes or something like that. And then
Speaker 19: I'm saying, I don't know, it's just something like she is.
Speaker 4: You know, what exactly are you're looking for?
Speaker 3: What type of woman do you want? Obnoxious brook type?
Speaker 1: Some people do?
Speaker 19: Some people do, Yeah, I don't know, you know, I
Speaker 19: think that typically I'm just more attracted to someone with
Speaker 19: a bit more of like an assertive of personality. Really, but.
Speaker 3: I know there is a saying that I like to
Speaker 3: draw up on sometimes it's that I may not always win,
Speaker 3: but I never quit.
Speaker 1: Oh is this a karate kid thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was like for ruining it, but it's going
Speaker 3: to segue seamlessly to tell you, you know who also
Speaker 3: doesn't quit.
Speaker 4: Hannah, who's on the other line right now?
Speaker 11: Talk to what?
Speaker 10: Yeah you're damn right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's on the phone.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Kai never dies.
Speaker 1: Okay, sober Kait never does?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 19: Is and I think football here sneaky move.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we want you to talk to each other
Speaker 3: how she is? I want to hear from Hannah though, Hannah,
Speaker 3: what what do you think about what you just heard?
Speaker 16: I think that it's kind of ridiculous that you would
Speaker 16: judge me that fast, because I clearly have other sides
Speaker 16: to my personality. I just was showing the one thing first.
Speaker 16: I put myself out there. I can be assertive like
Speaker 16: I can be bad.
Speaker 3: Oh right, Okay, sounds like he's not quite buying it yet.
Speaker 16: No, I don't think you're really getting that. So just like,
Speaker 16: don't confuse being nice with being weak?
Speaker 6: Is that a quote?
Speaker 1: Because that's a good que Hannah.
Speaker 3: Do you have any other examples of how you can
Speaker 3: be an assertive powerful woman?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 16: Like I might like this show for a reason. Okay,
Speaker 16: because I am a go getter.
Speaker 12: I try to.
Speaker 10: Get what I want. I mean, I don't give up.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, what are you thinking there?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 19: I mean, are you saying that what you want is
Speaker 19: another date with me? Is that what you want?
Speaker 3: Hannah?
Speaker 4: Strike first, strike hard, no mercy?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Before we called it?
Speaker 3: I'm on Google.
Speaker 12: Listen.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 10: You're gonna either be quiet and listen to me and
Speaker 10: just do it and we're gonna go out again because
Speaker 10: there's more there, or you're just gonna be lame.
Speaker 3: I don't even have to ask a question because she's
Speaker 3: telling you that we're gonna go out on a second.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be lame, do you?
Speaker 19: I mean, listen. I said to them that I wanted
Speaker 19: someone who was assertive, and this is kind of the consertiveness.
Speaker 19: So I'm down if you're down.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm even an offer to pay for it.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: She's gonna make him pay for it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got money.
Speaker 4: To pay for it, and you're gonna like it.
Speaker 19: Mike again, I guess I have to now. I literally
Speaker 19: asked for someone to tell me what to do.
Speaker 4: She made him.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I like, so it sounds like we're sending you guys
Speaker 3: out on another date.
Speaker 19: Yeah, all right, all right, Handah'm glad you did this.
Speaker 11: Shoot.
Speaker 1: Do you not have a cobra Kai saying to close
Speaker 1: this out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I was just gonna end with a traditional bow and
Speaker 3: then we all kiss.
Speaker 4: This is radio.
Speaker 3: There's kissing in the karate classes that I went to. Okay,
Speaker 3: everybody bow and pucker and one two.
Speaker 7: They've taken control of the situation.
Speaker 1: I like it, Hannah, jeff is actually blushing your hands.
Speaker 3: Full with this tiger.
Speaker 4: Well, we created a monster looking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Another prime example of when being true to yourself goes bad.
Speaker 4: I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Guess you know. I think there's probably a a therapist
Speaker 1: that are like, oh god, that's not exactly.
Speaker 6: What we meant.
Speaker 3: No, here's a secret that your therapist or your friends
Speaker 3: and your family won't tell you.
Speaker 4: Nobody likes you. Whoa to real you? They don't want
Speaker 4: to see that person.
Speaker 1: That's what you take.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you this because I care.
Speaker 4: This is the truth.
Speaker 2: Is this the speech that your mother gave you your
Speaker 2: high school graduation?
Speaker 4: Look at the Kardashians.
Speaker 13: Okay, nobody liked the real them, and now look at
Speaker 13: the look.
Speaker 3: They changed everything and they're the most successful, happiest family
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 1: Not the message. That's not the message we're sending out.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the message. Then Brooke, be true to yourself
Speaker 3: and then screw the date up.
Speaker 1: No, it's just maybe that wasn't a good fit for her.
Speaker 1: He wanted someone that she isn't, and that's okay.
Speaker 3: It would have been a good fit if she changed
Speaker 3: everything about herself.
Speaker 4: All right, I give up, you know, I see the
Speaker 4: bright side.
Speaker 1: Go join the Kardashian Clay.
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna have a good time together. And
Speaker 3: then when I come back, I'm willing to help people
Speaker 3: with their data.
Speaker 1: I think it's the lips that are gonna be way.
Speaker 4: On fire no matter how I look or how I feel.
Speaker 3: You can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who isn't calling you back. And check out all of
Speaker 3: our second day podcasts up wherever you get yours at
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: All the best athletes in the world have a routine
Speaker 3: of watching tape on themselves and critiquing their own performance
Speaker 3: to find ways that they can improve, okay, And so
Speaker 3: in that spirit, I started doing that with my singing.
Speaker 1: Oh you're watching all the TikTok videos.
Speaker 3: And stuff trying to figure out where I can get better,
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you, I did notice a few interesting things.
Speaker 3: First of all, my jawline way too defined. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: when I look that good, it distracts from my voice,
Speaker 3: and I honestly can't let that happen.
Speaker 1: That's why there's so many ugly singers in the world.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, Yeah, like blur out the jaws. Second thing,
Speaker 3: my outfit not nearly enough glitter. My costume needs to
Speaker 3: sparkle as bright as my eyes, my big, dark, brown,
Speaker 3: beautiful jewish eyes.
Speaker 1: So more sequence is not distracting, but your jaw line is.
Speaker 3: Yes. And the third there's way too much brook in
Speaker 3: the background of my video.
Speaker 5: Oh no wonder.
Speaker 3: My biggest fan group right now was eighty five plus
Speaker 3: coupon coming because they.
Speaker 13: See her and they're like, oh, okay, this is the
Speaker 13: hip thing to do.
Speaker 3: So hopefully some of that is going to change when
Speaker 3: I do my brand new song of the week coming
Speaker 3: up at a tad.
Speaker 4: It is time for my song of the week, and.
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 1: That's a little delayed, Jose, But welcome to the.
Speaker 3: Party should have waited like five seconds. I feel like
Speaker 3: we were waiting for it for like nine months. But
Speaker 3: summer is finally here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And when you think back about the fond memories that
Speaker 3: you've had in summer's past, what do you guys think of?
Speaker 1: Tell me one thing, Gosh, swimming.
Speaker 3: Came riding in the back of the ice cream truck
Speaker 3: tasting popsicles. You went inside the truck, right, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: friendly guy in the back, No I have My guy
Speaker 3: was clearly nicer than yours. But for me, I went
Speaker 3: to a private school, so my summers looked a little
Speaker 3: bit different than yours. Probably My sister and I used
Speaker 3: to take turns flying the family jet pack around Fiji.
Speaker 1: It's like always summer there. I don't think that counts
Speaker 1: as a summer.
Speaker 3: Vacation, right, And then we'd go yacht bowling.
Speaker 1: What's that where you drive a.
Speaker 3: Big yacht into a stack of ten little yachts and
Speaker 3: then you see how many are left floating. Afterwards you
Speaker 3: get two tries to get them all. Oh wow, it
Speaker 3: was good times. But no matter where you went to school,
Speaker 3: one of the best summer activities is grabbing your towel
Speaker 3: and some sunscreen and heading on down to the public pool.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a country club pool, but.
Speaker 4: To be in dude, I love it.
Speaker 1: We have won by our house. It's like the city pool.
Speaker 2: And my kids, I mean, we're there.
Speaker 4: We want a place to be.
Speaker 3: The hot cement, the smell of chlorineids. Yeah, the kid
Speaker 3: who's pretending to play dead, lying face down in the
Speaker 3: pool just to scare his parents. Oh yeah, okay, guys, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter how many traumatic experiences you have there,
Speaker 3: you always are excited to go back every single year.
Speaker 3: And that's why I wanted to write a song to
Speaker 3: celebrate a day at the public swimming pool. So instead
Speaker 3: of the big hit by d n Ce, cake by
Speaker 3: the ocean doing young Jeffreys bake with some lotion.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Points.
Speaker 14: Let's go dive into some water that's communal cooler bodies
Speaker 14: in the public Poolio, We'll float around.
Speaker 7: A baby still in you to row.
Speaker 13: It's beautiful, way over capacity.
Speaker 4: The bathroom is a tragedy.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 4: Poor water is close to green. It looks more like
Speaker 4: a tolkn scene.
Speaker 13: Ah and dippy toe in dandily to the broth of humanity,
Speaker 13: hump jump in.
Speaker 3: Land it awkwardly when trunks sliding off of me.
Speaker 7: Turn flip one hated.
Speaker 3: We'll swimming past the sun baiting ladies.
Speaker 20: Oh I stroke like Michael Folds recreated. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 20: keep on floating straight smooner voting child keeps up hearing.
Speaker 4: The water feels so warm when I'm near him.
Speaker 3: Oh he swam out here.
Speaker 20: In the crop dust even Oh yeah yeah, yeah, needs.
Speaker 4: Some soap in on the pool showers, open up.
Speaker 14: Sprays and dude looking more orange than a throne can
Speaker 14: from that speedo. I would say he's from France, got
Speaker 14: more private viewings than a sundance Sunday, and my towels
Speaker 14: upon the seat to preserve that spot for me.
Speaker 20: Huh came back.
Speaker 3: I'm in disbelief. My chair skulling by a thief a.
Speaker 13: Pool side with the elderly splash grandmap penalope ninety three
Speaker 13: inner bacchini like a prune in a.
Speaker 20: Two piece right guardbold statement.
Speaker 3: He's looking like he's ten or twelve may men.
Speaker 13: Oh like they watch with a cast full of baymen.
Speaker 4: Ah yah, yeah, yeah, ya ya whistle blowing because he
Speaker 4: hates when you run around.
Speaker 13: Water isn't open My eyes and day burned like crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh now something in my mouth isn't tasting.
Speaker 20: I bend it floating, I'll be gagging and choking up.
Speaker 14: A yah yah yah yaha.
Speaker 4: Pirate collin straight, cannon falling ya.
Speaker 12: Ah yah yah yah ya.
Speaker 3: Ya, couples brawling, chicken fighters falling off, ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 3: made all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
Speaker 13: H slash like see wharmbool getting waving with toys and
Speaker 13: water guns, bon straining.
Speaker 4: Oh noodles and a power bowling.
Speaker 3: Maison ah yah yah yah yalla.
Speaker 20: No be choking straight super soaking float if you're laysan,
Speaker 20: I lay back on my big big.
Speaker 7: And playing of akwand row boy mess.
Speaker 20: I sin paste paste at ah yeah yah yah yaha.
Speaker 3: I'll be to sent bake with some.
Speaker 4: Lotion off in sauna.
Speaker 20: The water is where I come a life, My soulmate,
Speaker 20: the mermaid made.
Speaker 3: Harry all my life.
Speaker 20: I'm climbing the ladder high up. Two take about, jaws
Speaker 20: are dropping, the sound of belly dropping.
Speaker 17: Up Yeah yo, all right, you're again rob my stomach
Speaker 17: read just thinking about it, just the sound.
Speaker 1: I really loved it, but like.
Speaker 2: When you described it as human broth, that piece was
Speaker 2: a little hard for me because I still.
Speaker 1: Go to the public pool every summer.
Speaker 3: Truth hurts a little bit, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it is like a bowl aposta and there's
Speaker 4: just noodles you.
Speaker 3: Can't even see, But it doesn't mauntter the experience. We're
Speaker 3: always going to be going back every single year. You
Speaker 3: love the public pool. Text into seventy eight five nine too,
Speaker 3: tell us what you thought about the song of the week,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna post the video with the lyrics stuff
Speaker 3: on our TikTok on our YouTube on Instagram, all of
Speaker 3: it at Brook and Jeffrey so you can play it
Speaker 3: when you go to the pool.
Speaker 4: That was your song of the week. Happy summer, everybody brooking.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Got a text to seventy eight five ninety two that says,
Speaker 3: my favorite memory of our public pool is when me
Speaker 3: and my best friendhaps would unwrap a Snickers and put
Speaker 3: a floater in the shower. He says, I've matured since then.
Speaker 3: Now I use butterfingers.
Speaker 1: That sucks. I worked at a pool. You have to
Speaker 1: shut the whole thing down.
Speaker 3: I don't have the mental image of Brooks swimming up
Speaker 3: to a Snicker's barter and chopping it right out of
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 1: This one, this one don't smell, Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: If you missed it and set us singing the iconic
Speaker 3: party song by d Nce Cake by the Ocean, I
Speaker 3: did my own version called bake with some lotion, because
Speaker 3: it's finally summer and what else do you have better
Speaker 3: to do than the cruise on down to the local
Speaker 3: public pool? Brook What are you seeing on the textboard
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 2: We got one that says the best thing to happen
Speaker 2: at my public pool was when a sign went up
Speaker 2: that said people were getting swimmer's ear, so swim at
Speaker 2: your own risk.
Speaker 1: I had the pool to myself for almost a month.
Speaker 4: WHOA, what the heck?
Speaker 1: I don't know either, but clearly you don't have worry
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, he does have ears lost.
Speaker 3: If you like the song though, if you missed it,
Speaker 3: or if you want to share it with your summer
Speaker 3: pool party buddy, you go to Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok,
Speaker 3: on our Facebook install, or subscribe to our YouTube page.
Speaker 3: You can check out the videos all over there.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's a first time player on the phone, Miranda from Tacoma.
Speaker 3: And why are we playing this music because Miranda says
Speaker 3: she is about to take her very first trip ever
Speaker 3: to New York.
Speaker 4: The Big Apple.
Speaker 3: That's so fun, Miranda, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Oh man, yes, what are.
Speaker 4: You most looking forward to in New York?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 10: We're going to see my favorite musical ever.
Speaker 12: Called lizard Boy.
Speaker 1: Lizard Boy.
Speaker 10: It originated in Seattle about seven years ago.
Speaker 1: Of course a Seattle play would be lizard Boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, about lizard people in the government.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the Hamilton, but just the reptile version.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to give us a review after you
Speaker 3: see it. But for now, let's focus on the game.
Speaker 3: We're sending Brook out of the studio and well that happens.
Speaker 3: You know how it works. You got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say pass. But you have to beat her
Speaker 3: outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National Food
Speaker 3: Truck Day. What state has the most food trucks? New York,
Speaker 3: California or Texas California by land area.
Speaker 4: What's the smallest state in America?
Speaker 10: Rhode Island?
Speaker 4: In geology? How long is an eon?
Speaker 3: A million billion or trillion years.
Speaker 4: Million due to its shape?
Speaker 3: What European country refers to itself as the hexagons? Starbucks
Speaker 3: sold more or less than five billion dollars in gift
Speaker 3: cards last year. More Miranda for a first time performance
Speaker 3: that was really really good.
Speaker 4: Just like on Broadway, we're throwing roses at.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing tomatoes. Yeah, I hope you've stun.
Speaker 4: Of the music.
Speaker 3: Apparently Miranda works as a florist at Safeway.
Speaker 4: And what's the hottest.
Speaker 3: Flower people are buying right now? And don't say tulips
Speaker 3: anything but tulips.
Speaker 19: Both are popular.
Speaker 11: But if not tulips and maybe, I mean roses are
Speaker 11: always a classic.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants for my hot tip on the grocery store
Speaker 2: floorist is you go ask these lovely people like you
Speaker 2: that work there to wrap them in paper instead of
Speaker 2: the ugly plastic.
Speaker 1: Looks like you got it from a boutique.
Speaker 16: We will do that for free for you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's a hot tip, man, and it looks
Speaker 1: so nice and like the brown paper.
Speaker 7: You know, you just buy them out of the plastic
Speaker 7: and forget to take off the little on sale for
Speaker 7: four dollars.
Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 3: All right, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Food Truck Day.
Speaker 3: What state has the most food trucks? New York, California
Speaker 3: or Texas.
Speaker 4: In California by land area. What is the smallest state
Speaker 4: in America?
Speaker 1: Rhode Island.
Speaker 4: In geology, how long.
Speaker 3: Is an eon? A million billion or trillion years?
Speaker 4: A million due to its shape?
Speaker 3: What European country refers to itself as the hexagon?
Speaker 1: Hexagon? Germany?
Speaker 3: Starbucks sold more or less than five billion dollars in
Speaker 3: gift cards last year.
Speaker 1: Oh god less, that is so much. Five billion.
Speaker 4: People love their Starbucks.
Speaker 1: You know that Starbucks is basically a bank because they
Speaker 1: have to like hold that money. Yeah right, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: All right, we can talk about Starbucks all day.
Speaker 1: What was like a debit card?
Speaker 3: We should probably go to the scoreboard to see how
Speaker 3: you guys both did with jose software and clothes.
Speaker 9: You fine, washing up under bridges.
Speaker 7: Branda, you did well. You got three correct today?
Speaker 8: Good good word for a first time A same exact
Speaker 8: amount of questions and only.
Speaker 4: The first time takedowns.
Speaker 1: On a losing streak lately.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Let's let's go over the answers here real quick. It's
Speaker 4: National Food Truck Day.
Speaker 3: The state with the most food trucks is California, with
Speaker 3: over seven hundred and fifty of them.
Speaker 1: It's just it's warm, you know, it'd be hard to
Speaker 1: have a food truck in December in New York's.
Speaker 3: Smallest state by land area in America is Rhode Island
Speaker 3: one five hundred forty five square miles.
Speaker 1: And then I got them all wrong after this.
Speaker 20: Huh.
Speaker 3: In geology, and eon is one billion years due to
Speaker 3: its shape, the European country that's known as the hexagon
Speaker 3: is France. Apparently it's hexagon shape. Starbucks sells more than
Speaker 3: five billion dollars in gift cars ten billion.
Speaker 4: Forty five percent of their total revenue comes.
Speaker 1: From gift cars forty five percent.
Speaker 3: Speaking of money, yeah, let's tell Miranda how she not
Speaker 3: only one one hundred dollars, but just for playing you
Speaker 3: also get a fifty dollars gift card to Zeke's Pizza
Speaker 3: homegrown in the Northwest.
Speaker 19: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Some good pizza in New York. I'm not as good
Speaker 4: as Zeke's is pretty good then, so you enjoyed. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much for playing Miranda. Congratulations.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to do winn Brooks Buck same
Speaker 3: time on Monday
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,