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Speaker 7: I'm sure were good marning everybody you're listening to the voice,
Speaker 7: come on, dig me now, one and only, Steve Harvey,
Speaker 7: I got a radio show. Somebody sent me an email
Speaker 7: one day that, you know, kind of a nasty little email.
Speaker 7: You know, I think I said it once before, Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey trying to be a preacher. Man, I'm so far
Speaker 7: from being a preacher. Man, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 7: But what I am trying to do is share information.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: I understand how haters work, and I understand how the
Speaker 2: devil went. Believe me, I do.
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: Sometimes even he the devil.
Speaker 7: Surprises me at the level and the angles of attack
Speaker 7: they use, you know, which I go, wow, man, I
Speaker 7: didn't see that one.
Speaker 2: Oh that was pretty slick.
Speaker 7: Gotta get hit credit on that we try to get me,
Speaker 7: but every time you try to get me, I get saved.
Speaker 7: I get saved every time because because God got me,
Speaker 7: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
Speaker 7: mama used to always say as a Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 7: Never really understood it, but you know when I was
Speaker 7: growing up as a kid, but I got it.
Speaker 2: Now, he got some.
Speaker 7: Angels around me. And angels come in to form sometimes
Speaker 7: of people, people who pull your coat to this, or
Speaker 7: introduce you to that, or reveal some information.
Speaker 2: To you like this. He got them all around me.
Speaker 2: So see, having a relationship with God has been beneficial
Speaker 2: to me, y'all. It's not just that.
Speaker 7: What he gives to me, but what he protects me from.
Speaker 7: And you know, some some people wonder, well, if you
Speaker 7: were God, why he let them people do that to you. Now,
Speaker 7: that's not how it works. See, there's two forces in
Speaker 7: this world, as good and as evil. And if you
Speaker 7: succumb to good, that's what you become, that's what you do.
Speaker 7: But every everybody don't succumb to good. Some people succumb
Speaker 7: to evil. Some people's mission is to hate, to destroy,
Speaker 7: to tear down, and so that force is at work
Speaker 7: in this world too. And when that force comes up
Speaker 7: against me. What God never promised me that I wouldn't
Speaker 7: see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
Speaker 7: that I would not come under fire, that I would
Speaker 7: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. Matter of fact,
Speaker 7: he forewarned me that it would happen. Or what he
Speaker 7: does give me in those moments are moments of comfort
Speaker 7: and peace, knowing that He's with me. And no, no
Speaker 7: matter what my enemy does to bring me down, it
Speaker 7: ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. So come if
Speaker 7: you want to fight, if you will, I have a
Speaker 7: man that has been attacking me since I owned the
Speaker 7: comedy club in Dallas. He has been on a mission
Speaker 7: and that if I don't give him five min million dollars,
Speaker 7: he gonna do it. He didn't done everything, man, he
Speaker 7: has done everything. Now you've a mess around and got
Speaker 7: hisself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
Speaker 7: illnesses and what's befalling his family.
Speaker 2: He's blaming that on me too.
Speaker 7: Had Steve Harvey not stressed me out and paid me
Speaker 7: this money he owe me, well, where are you coming
Speaker 7: with this? He just has kept on and on and on,
Speaker 7: and you know what, he did a mess around, got
Speaker 7: itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got himself in some situation.
Speaker 7: And can I tell you something that's been going on
Speaker 7: since nine team, maybe ninety.
Speaker 2: Seven.
Speaker 7: He started the attack when I first went on, No
Speaker 7: before that, probably ninety five. He started the attacks in
Speaker 7: ninety five. Every now and then he didn't got six lawyers.
Speaker 7: All the lawyers don't drop the case after they come
Speaker 7: in and they discover the fact. But he steadied trying.
Speaker 7: But it's to ma angels that's around me. And I
Speaker 7: forewarned him several times. Man, and man, if I was you,
Speaker 7: I'd go ahead on because what I'm not gonna do
Speaker 7: is ben because see, you cannot break me because I
Speaker 7: happen to be a soldier for Christ. I happen to
Speaker 7: be an imperfect soldier for Christ as nothing, man as nothing.
Speaker 7: And oh it ain't like a bunch of people that tried.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 7: Oh y'all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet.
Speaker 7: Oh they done try. Oh they don't put some dirt
Speaker 7: on me. Man, that ain't true. But if you keep
Speaker 7: looking at me though, and I am not the prized,
Speaker 7: but if you put your eyes on God, it's where
Speaker 7: you go. But if you look at me, He's covering
Speaker 7: me through it all. And that's been the importance of
Speaker 7: the relationship I form with God, is that I know
Speaker 7: that I'm under his wings, that I'm ever under his
Speaker 7: ever loving protection, that he got me.
Speaker 2: And I just wanted to share that with you that
Speaker 2: if you got.
Speaker 7: If you're looking for some protection, if you're looking for
Speaker 7: a way to have the strength to get through what
Speaker 7: you're going through, get some God man. If you want
Speaker 7: a weigh out, get some god man. If you've been
Speaker 7: gang banging and you're sick of gang banging, get you
Speaker 7: some god man. If you're tired of being on drugs
Speaker 7: and you tied of drinking, get you some god man.
Speaker 7: If you're tired of being if you're sick and tired
Speaker 7: of being sick and tired, get you some god man.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you now. If you're trying to make
Speaker 7: your dreams come true and it looked like you ain't
Speaker 7: gonna make it, and you still believe that that's for you,
Speaker 7: get you some god man. If you're setting a new
Speaker 7: gold dream of aspiration and you're trying to get there
Speaker 7: and you're gonna start out today. Get you some God, man.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. See it's
Speaker 7: real what I'm saying, Man, I ain't no fake do
Speaker 7: with it.
Speaker 2: You understand.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you real. Get you some God, man,
Speaker 7: and be patient, have faith, believe, don't doubt, but Lord
Speaker 7: have mercy. Get ready to work your tail off.
Speaker 1: Did you hear me?
Speaker 7: Get you some faith, Believe, don't doubt, and get ready
Speaker 7: to work your tail off. God can't bless it. You
Speaker 7: see a lot of times we go to God asking
Speaker 7: for prayers and stuff, but we go to him and
Speaker 7: we don't give nothing God nothing to bless. We won't
Speaker 7: blessing this, but we don't give him nothing to bless.
Speaker 7: You make one step, he'll make two. You start, he'll
Speaker 7: finish you come, He'll go you dream it, He'll build you,
Speaker 7: start it, He'll finish. See you trying everything your way.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go to Cordericaations with a man yesterday just
Speaker 7: sitting and just call me man, and was just talking
Speaker 7: about but Steve. You know, man, I've this dude been
Speaker 7: on me twenty three hundred dollars for four years. I
Speaker 7: just asked him, have you survived the folk without the
Speaker 7: twenty three hundred? Yeah, man, how much you think you
Speaker 7: there spent trying to get to twenty three hundred?
Speaker 2: Just a few hundred. Now, let me ask you something.
Speaker 7: Do you have a few hundred more to try to
Speaker 7: get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to
Speaker 7: get for four years?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could do that, But do you want to?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Do you have the time to dedicate foe mo of
Speaker 7: your years to try to get twenty three hundred? But
Speaker 7: Steve am out of work right now and fell on
Speaker 7: some hard times. I could use that money. And I've
Speaker 7: been praying to God to help me. Yeah, you've been
Speaker 7: praying to God to help you. God probably got something
Speaker 7: way greater for you. But you gotta let go of
Speaker 7: your own thinking and let God have his way. You understand,
Speaker 7: you feel me?
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Speaker 2: Boy spakes top of this great getting up moaning. Have
Speaker 2: y'all I gotta ask you some Have y'all ever had
Speaker 2: the same dream twice three times? Have y'all done that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I guess I had the same type of dream. I
Speaker 9: don't know the exact Yeah, yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 9: I dreamed about last night.
Speaker 10: I don't remember my dream that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Something has to happen during the day to trigger Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: that was in my dream.
Speaker 11: Uh huh right, you're right.
Speaker 1: It's like deja vu.
Speaker 8: I keep going, I keep going to pick handed bearry
Speaker 8: up and then I wake up when she opened the door.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why it's stopping right there. I keep
Speaker 2: waking up. So now I'm taking these sleeping pills trying
Speaker 2: to get back to this day with Hell.
Speaker 8: It's just it's just something I'm going through, Okay, it's
Speaker 8: just you just wake up every time she opened the door,
Speaker 8: then I wake up. She opened the door, hey time,
Speaker 8: and then I wake up, and then it just stopped
Speaker 8: right there every single time. I don't I don't know
Speaker 8: what it is, but I keep taking the sleeping pills
Speaker 8: trying to get back to Halle.
Speaker 2: And now now I'm not I don't know this morning.
Speaker 1: Hell, and to open the door.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't take a sleeping peal to get back to hate?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: I don't understand the problem.
Speaker 1: And maybe when you get to her door the cops.
Speaker 2: She invited me.
Speaker 8: She's waiting on me to keep open the doors, to
Speaker 8: keep open the door, and saying hey Tommy. And every
Speaker 8: time she says hey, time I wake up, and I
Speaker 8: was like, I be damn, I just can't. I cannot
Speaker 8: get in that house. Tim in a minute, you take
Speaker 8: to sleep. It's gonna be chuck, Mary.
Speaker 1: So much wrong with this story.
Speaker 11: Stop that every time?
Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, when you did see her on the
Speaker 1: plane that time, remember you couldn't speak, You couldn't speak.
Speaker 11: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was speechless, Yes, yes, yes, But that that's got
Speaker 2: nothing to do with me waking up.
Speaker 1: In this dream.
Speaker 8: She's opening the door, she's saying hey Tommy, and then
Speaker 8: and then I just wake up, and it's it's just
Speaker 8: it's just so unfortunate, you know, and so unfortunate.
Speaker 1: And then the security it's like, fortunate, come this way, yea,
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, we need you.
Speaker 8: Hope she's having the same dream I hope she's having
Speaker 8: the same dream I'm having it. I hope she's experiencing
Speaker 8: this that I'm going through. Just just something going through.
Speaker 8: I just started dropping on y'all this morning. It's just
Speaker 8: something time of going through.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, yeah, And lay off the sleeping tills.
Speaker 8: Halle dreams, Halle dreams. I've been I've been breaking them
Speaker 8: in half, surely, and that might be my problem. Why
Speaker 8: I keep waking up. I'm not taking the whole pill.
Speaker 8: That's crushing it up in your apple sauce. Where are we,
Speaker 8: Mercy general?
Speaker 11: You have to feel them waking up, cet.
Speaker 8: I'm fifty six, fifty six, got piells. We all got
Speaker 8: pills on our night's day. And I don't know why
Speaker 8: you acting a brand.
Speaker 1: New over there now you're scaring me with the pills.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, I guess coming up in thirty
Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour, we'll hear again from a nephew.
Speaker 1: This time run that frank back right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening hardy Morning Show. It is time now for the
Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 8: What you got for his nep you know what I
Speaker 8: got to pitch it to you? Didn't fall and you
Speaker 8: ain't getting no money. Let's go you didn't fall and
Speaker 8: you ain't getting money. I'm trying to reach a Glinda
Speaker 8: and police. How you doing. My name is Brad. I'm
Speaker 8: actually with the A and C Department Accidents and Conditions.
Speaker 8: Wanted to give you a call and see how you're
Speaker 8: doing this morning. I'm fine, great, great Now. I am
Speaker 8: the accident and condition coordinated, the last person that goes
Speaker 8: to before actually issuing out of check, and just wanted
Speaker 8: to give you a call and see how everything is
Speaker 8: going going. Have you Have you been to the doctor
Speaker 8: on your fall, and just wanted to do a follow
Speaker 8: up with you and make sure everything is okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything is just fine.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 8: This is just a random procedure of all the notes
Speaker 8: that I have to write down, and like I said,
Speaker 8: this is the final step of getting you out of check.
Speaker 2: Now, the last you were offered two thousand dollars? Is
Speaker 2: that correct?
Speaker 5: If you were there, you going to the supervisor, you
Speaker 5: would know all that if you were there.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I'm just looking at the file that I have, Man,
Speaker 8: I don't have everything you got.
Speaker 3: That roll down that's what they allfer Okay, listen.
Speaker 8: Here's what we're doing. I've also been brought some other records.
Speaker 8: Is this the first time you've actually had an incident
Speaker 8: like this? Is this the first time you've had an
Speaker 8: incident of actually falling?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's my first time.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, actually, what we're doing looking over the records here,
Speaker 8: I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've
Speaker 8: actually fallen several times in other places. And what I'm
Speaker 8: having to do here, ma'am, is let you know that
Speaker 8: I am not going to sign off on this at all.
Speaker 8: So the money that has been offered to you, I
Speaker 8: am no longer going to be I'm not going to
Speaker 8: confirm this check to go out to you. I don't
Speaker 8: think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't think
Speaker 8: that you have a problem. I think that there's something
Speaker 8: that you deliberately did in one of our stores.
Speaker 5: I could cure less about what you think what happened
Speaker 5: was that was on the floor. I feel I'm a
Speaker 5: day gonna have to pay for the claim either way
Speaker 5: it go.
Speaker 8: No, we're not gonna actually, ma'am, I'm gonna need you
Speaker 8: to come down and sign an agreement that you actually
Speaker 8: made this whole.
Speaker 2: Thing up, and I need that rock.
Speaker 5: I'm not coming nowhere.
Speaker 8: Look, ma'am, I don't care if you come down or
Speaker 8: I have to come down and haul your in, because
Speaker 8: I'm not signing over a check to you for somebody
Speaker 8: that deliberately laid down in the floor and act like.
Speaker 2: Something was wrong with them.
Speaker 5: Deliberately done.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't kill what they as soon.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.
Speaker 8: I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down
Speaker 8: in the middle of the floor as if you have.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I am not, ma'am.
Speaker 8: We're not going to give you two We're not going
Speaker 8: to give you two dollars. My name is Brad with
Speaker 8: the A n C Department.
Speaker 5: Well, you want him job too much because you food.
Speaker 8: No, No, I'm not a fool. I want to make
Speaker 8: sure that you understand. I want to make sure that
Speaker 8: you understand that this is not something that you can
Speaker 8: do or continue to do.
Speaker 2: Now. I want to hear it out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: You tell me, did you lay down in that floor deliberately?
Speaker 5: You ci you think I'm finished? Set here and tell
Speaker 5: you I deliberately laid down in the floor.
Speaker 2: Am I crazy?
Speaker 3: Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: For you to sit here and tell me the track
Speaker 1: them to sell that it as all No, deliberately.
Speaker 8: Laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately trying to
Speaker 8: get two thousand dollars worth of money that does not
Speaker 8: belong to you what you just.
Speaker 5: Reduced damn cap then and you.
Speaker 2: Will see what he would you like for me to
Speaker 2: get authorities to come over, ma'am and bring you in,
Speaker 2: because what we.
Speaker 5: Get, whether you want to get.
Speaker 2: If I need to send authorities.
Speaker 5: Down there, you send them over here. I'm scared them either.
Speaker 6: I don't think I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: They're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign this form.
Speaker 2: I have the deliberately lay down on.
Speaker 11: That Flooroo, the nerve of you black people.
Speaker 5: I'm not coming. I'm not signing nothing. Now. What you tell, ma'am,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I ain't never heard of you. Taill, ma'am.
Speaker 8: Now I want you to bring your little narrow black
Speaker 8: behind in here so we can get this stuff rectified
Speaker 8: as what I want done.
Speaker 5: Are you crazy or dasker? You ain't the sharpest tool
Speaker 5: in the shade. I tell you that I am not
Speaker 5: coming in. I don't know what somebody has to come in.
Speaker 2: Fun, I want you to sign a form that you
Speaker 2: deliberately laid down on this floor and it was all fictitious.
Speaker 5: No wonder would I do something like that and then
Speaker 5: go to jail.
Speaker 11: Why would you lay down in the floor in the
Speaker 11: first place, and when you know nothing.
Speaker 5: I told you I didn't do that.
Speaker 11: Yes she did, Yes she did. It was in front
Speaker 11: of you. I can in your eyes and tell when
Speaker 11: you're lying.
Speaker 5: I'm told you. I told you what happened. That's all.
Speaker 1: Bay.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I say let me say one more Hello?
Speaker 2: Call it right back.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 11: I don't want to continue to go back and forth.
Speaker 5: Look, look, I told you what happened. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: keep on telling you that. I don't know why you
Speaker 5: keep calling me. Let me speak to your damn supervisor.
Speaker 2: First of all, man, First of all, I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2: This is what I want.
Speaker 11: I think we cann get this club.
Speaker 5: Look what the I'm gonna come in since time's what
Speaker 5: I want you to do.
Speaker 11: If you come down and sign it out together.
Speaker 5: You think I'm gonna come and starn some papers saying
Speaker 5: I laid on the float.
Speaker 3: It ain't.
Speaker 5: None of that truth was on the floor.
Speaker 1: I failed. That's it.
Speaker 5: That's all. Now, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Have you been drinking?
Speaker 5: Have you been drinking? You've been drinking.
Speaker 2: I want to drink.
Speaker 5: Got to doing anything well I do on my own
Speaker 5: personal time? Is my bis drinking? Don't keep calling me
Speaker 5: with that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Still hurt. And you're talking about you ain't gonna give
Speaker 5: me no money? You craving up? Damn gonna get some money.
Speaker 5: They should have hate that stip off the flow. Then
Speaker 5: I want to be having to go through none of
Speaker 5: this and you I've been drinking, Glinda.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna say one more thing to you and then
Speaker 11: I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 2: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got prayed by your brother Jay.
Speaker 3: Okay, James, Baby, James, kid, James.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get him when he gets home.
Speaker 2: This is nephew Tommy. How you doing, baby?
Speaker 8: You stand your ground, Baby, stand your ground, baby standing.
Speaker 2: You all right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. My pressures going up a
Speaker 5: little bit, but now I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Now, everybody here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: We love you Glinda, Okay, thank you, I love.
Speaker 1: You too, all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the riddle Low you're
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour and Entryentertainment News, we will recap last
Speaker 1: night's cultures. It was the biggest night ever at the
Speaker 1: BET Awards. Carla Girl, it was good. Yeah, Jay, it
Speaker 1: was a fun, fun night last night at the BET Awards.
Speaker 1: They celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop with some
Speaker 1: great tributes. That's coming up. We'll talk about it at
Speaker 1: the top, like I said, but right now it is
Speaker 1: time to ask the riddlo. Of course, that stands for
Speaker 1: the ready to love Officer and Junior. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Toronta in Kansas City Rights. I'm a single mother and
Speaker 1: my child's dad put a tent in my backyard to
Speaker 1: camp out with our son. My boyfriend was at my
Speaker 1: house overnight because he doesn't trust my ex. Is this
Speaker 1: normal or shouldn't my boyfriend trust me around my son's dad.
Speaker 2: M He just a little insecured, that's all you know,
Speaker 2: because that is the boy's daddy, that his real daddy,
Speaker 2: and he just a little insecured, that's all.
Speaker 8: Don't sweat that. He just now are you letting them
Speaker 8: come in the house after a certain time. Don't nobody
Speaker 8: wan them to stay out there all night? You letting
Speaker 8: them come on in and then he gonna catch a couch.
Speaker 8: That's that's why the boyfriend hanging around like they ain't
Speaker 8: staying out there all night. They're gonna come in this
Speaker 8: house soon or later, and at some point somebody gotta
Speaker 8: go to the bathroom, so they not really camp.
Speaker 11: They not really camping camping.
Speaker 8: Trust me, they're coming in that house, and well he
Speaker 8: want to know it. Yes, somebody coming in there by
Speaker 8: two o'clock. Yeah, we want to know what's moving around
Speaker 8: in there. I understand the boyfriend. Yeah, I'll be right
Speaker 8: there at the day when they come in. So when
Speaker 8: y'all get through going, y'all get on right on back
Speaker 8: out there. That's what y'all decided to y'all was gonna
Speaker 8: do today. That's what y'all gonna do. Y'all gonna camp
Speaker 8: till the sun come up, and then you're gonna get
Speaker 8: in your car and caat your ass home.
Speaker 11: What you think junior, same thing. If you just say,
Speaker 11: that's absolutely right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody about to stay
Speaker 11: out there all night in the backyard. This ain't no woods,
Speaker 11: But y'all just in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the point of camping though, to stay out
Speaker 1: in the tent all night?
Speaker 11: Yeah, but like tom said, somebody got to go to
Speaker 11: the bathroom for the body out there. Ain't doing all
Speaker 11: that that costs. But we're in the backyard though, So
Speaker 11: I'm with Tommy. Yeah, the boyfriend at the kitchen at
Speaker 11: the back door, waiting on y'all come back to me.
Speaker 11: That's exactly right. He's right.
Speaker 2: And if it's like my yard, then Mosquito is gonna
Speaker 2: run your butt back up in that house. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Mow and Nashville, Mo says, I had
Speaker 1: sex with a girl that works at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: I do the shopping, but my wife asked if she
Speaker 1: could ride with me. Yesterday, I take the cramp in
Speaker 1: my side, so my wife had to go in without me.
Speaker 1: Should I tell the cashier that I'm married just in case?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, what what?
Speaker 2: God? Okay, man, you gotta pick a whole new grocery stove.
Speaker 2: Got that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're back at Crogers.
Speaker 11: We can't go to publish now, but we had Crogers.
Speaker 8: Now, come on, I think your wife must be sensing something.
Speaker 8: You would to ride to the stove with you, so
Speaker 8: your wife definitely feeling some partner.
Speaker 1: I want to go to publics because there's a sale.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: You know what, baby, We're gonna start using insta cart.
Speaker 11: We not do a running around.
Speaker 1: No, No, I want to go in the store because
Speaker 1: I want to pick out my meat, specifically, I want
Speaker 1: to see it and my Yeah, so let's go to publics.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's why we can't go in there because
Speaker 2: somebody was picking out something.
Speaker 11: And now we're at Wayfield. We had Wayfield Foods.
Speaker 1: Now here in l A and Ralphs and now.
Speaker 2: We can't afford it. But we're going to Whole Foods
Speaker 2: now yeah, yeah, get two things.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to public because they got the sale.
Speaker 1: You want to rut with me, Let's go.
Speaker 2: Up the real quick.
Speaker 11: I'm having a sickle cell crisis immediately.
Speaker 1: Immediately.
Speaker 8: Not that not down.
Speaker 11: I thought we were. Maybe let's start juicing for the
Speaker 11: next month.
Speaker 2: How about that. Let's do we want to elevate you morning,
Speaker 2: noon and night? That who we'remen to do?
Speaker 1: Elevate ribs and.
Speaker 11: Yeah, vacation with the cash here, we can't go in there.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: You can get them ribs in that ninja. Have you
Speaker 8: put that y'all about? You can get that rib in
Speaker 8: that ninja.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, powerful blades, all right. Moving on to April
Speaker 1: and Gary. April says I just had a baby, and
Speaker 1: my husband says, I've never been sexier. He did the
Speaker 1: same thing after our first baby, and that's how we
Speaker 1: ended up with the second one. How do I get
Speaker 1: him to stop worrying me for sex until I'm feeling
Speaker 1: sexy and in the mood again.
Speaker 2: He needs to wait, wait, wait, don't about it.
Speaker 9: Wait, yeah, that's a fertile time after you of a baby,
Speaker 9: get pregnant just like that.
Speaker 8: Again, Well he need gets some protection. But we ain't
Speaker 8: gonna wait thought that. Yeah, but her body, she just
Speaker 8: had a baby, and we're going if you're not comfortable
Speaker 8: with your body, then keep this cover up around you.
Speaker 8: But we're gonna but we're gonna make sure this work though,
Speaker 8: keep this cover up round you.
Speaker 11: We find she needs your middle neck. Where's your turtle? Nickyt?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh she needs a minute. Why can't he get a
Speaker 1: vasectomy so they can't keep having it?
Speaker 4: At least?
Speaker 2: Can't we just go to Walgreens? Anybody cutting on it?
Speaker 2: Were doing no snipping. We're going down here to Walgreen.
Speaker 8: You're gonna put this house dust ones as you are uncomfortable,
Speaker 8: and we're gonna make it work.
Speaker 1: But you do understand that after a woman has a baby,
Speaker 1: she needs to she needs a minute to heal and
Speaker 1: get back.
Speaker 2: Understand that point. Yeah, I will wait on that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought, well, we were talking about her being uncomfortable
Speaker 2: with her appearance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that too, that's true. But she did have
Speaker 1: a baby, and.
Speaker 9: While we're waiting, quickly pregnant again. That's all we're saying.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all I'm saying is that gown that's opening the back.
Speaker 8: Unlet's handless from now?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 10: Selfish?
Speaker 1: Selfish?
Speaker 11: How did we have a baby? Were doing something to
Speaker 11: have a baby?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 11: What what we made about? We were doing this to
Speaker 11: have a baby.
Speaker 1: But are you considering her at all?
Speaker 2: Is she considering me me?
Speaker 4: She has had a baby.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I was there when the baby came through.
Speaker 1: I'm here, come on through her whole body.
Speaker 11: Okay, come on now, y'all, let's understand this now. I
Speaker 11: mean I waited nine months, I got, I gave you nine.
Speaker 2: What time do y'all need? Just enlighten me and like
Speaker 2: likes do unique once we get back to normal.
Speaker 10: All that's what they tell you.
Speaker 11: We're taking bath? Then could you keep coming out of
Speaker 11: here naked?
Speaker 1: Couldn't see this? You are stupid?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: The last one Stephanie and DC says, for my birthday,
Speaker 1: my husband asked my bestie to buy me a birthday
Speaker 1: gift because he was traveling. My bestie was not supposed
Speaker 1: to tell me, but she did. He cursed her out,
Speaker 1: and I feel like he was out of line. Why
Speaker 1: would he?
Speaker 10: Why won't he call her and apologize?
Speaker 8: It was Ronald? That's good extreme. That's a big extreme
Speaker 8: right there. You ain't got to go there for now.
Speaker 2: She messed up his surprise, But you ain't got to
Speaker 2: disrespect the lady and cuss out like that. Just don't
Speaker 2: trust her no more. You found out you can't trust her.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, get your wife's birth Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I say, all right? Thanks to Riddell and Junior coming
Speaker 1: up next, we'll read the b ET Awards right after
Speaker 1: this real litle you're listening morning show. It was culture's
Speaker 1: biggest night, the BET Awards, Yes it was, we know
Speaker 1: how big it all was celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of
Speaker 1: hip hop. They also paid tribute to Tina Turner and
Speaker 1: Patti LaBelle did the honors. Patty sang Tina Turner's classic
Speaker 1: simply the Best. But Patty kind of experienced a technical
Speaker 1: issue with the show's teleprompter and she kind of missed
Speaker 1: some of the song's lyrics. But she is gracious, she
Speaker 1: is a professional. She just told the audience, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm trying up here. Yeah yeah, and you know, everyone
Speaker 1: loves Patty and she is forgiven as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 10: Patty kept on singing.
Speaker 1: She kept a professional and for the rest of the
Speaker 1: show's highlights, here is Carla to break it down for us. Yeah, down,
Speaker 1: come down.
Speaker 9: We love Patty just like that. Even the best make mistakes,
Speaker 9: so we love you, Patty. Patty, don't even sweat it
Speaker 9: all right, So break it down. Let's see b E
Speaker 9: T Awards. Kid Capri, I loved it.
Speaker 1: He's kind of hosting or curing the hip hop segment.
Speaker 2: So it was a tribute then, you know, then the.
Speaker 9: Sugar Hill Gang walked out, the Big Daddy Kane paid
Speaker 9: tribute to Viz Marquee.
Speaker 1: It was really good. I had my daughter watching with me.
Speaker 11: She'd like, who's that?
Speaker 1: Who's my husband?
Speaker 3: I like, where you getting that?
Speaker 1: I heard you don't know who Big Daddy Kane is.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: I love the love also to them before the award show,
Speaker 1: the red carpet moment, I was up. It was nice.
Speaker 1: It was nice. Coco Jones, Oh, she was stunning, stunning.
Speaker 1: Last night she won that Smooth Artist. The Migos, Offset
Speaker 1: and Quavo. They did a tribute to uh take Off.
Speaker 1: That was very very uh huh loto. She won Best
Speaker 1: Female Hip Hop Artists.
Speaker 9: Did you see her run up on stage? Her shoes,
Speaker 9: her heel wasn't together. She had one heel on and
Speaker 9: one heel off, and she ran up on stage. And
Speaker 9: I love that relationship that she has with her sister.
Speaker 1: Her and her sister do and go everywhere together. It's
Speaker 1: really really cool. Yes, I love a lot of yep,
Speaker 1: Uncle Luke, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Strain on.
Speaker 6: Me.
Speaker 9: It was a lot going on that Miami looking. Yeah,
Speaker 9: going on down south, you know g Z t I.
Speaker 1: They had to down South tribute master p make them
Speaker 1: say he had good energy too.
Speaker 6: He had.
Speaker 1: Always have good energy. Eric Sermon, Keith Murray, Red Man,
Speaker 1: it was, it was real. It would start studying.
Speaker 10: Don't forget empty light representing for the ladies.
Speaker 2: Oh like she's still yes.
Speaker 12: Legend, still legend with the y's feel.
Speaker 2: I feel like in a cassette tape last night. That's what.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, and like you know, of course she does
Speaker 9: the audio voice work, Yes she does. Yes, So she
Speaker 9: was doing a little double duty last night, all the
Speaker 9: way up. Fat Joe, Remy my remy Ma looks so
Speaker 9: she looked. Shirley Shakespeare said, Rey, b look crazy, You're beautiful.
Speaker 6: He did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And let's talk about the Lifetime Achievement Awards. Husting Rhymes, Rhymes,
Speaker 1: Swiss Feeds, Smartling Wings. They presented Bust to Bus with
Speaker 1: his Lifetime Achievement Awards. They gave him his flowers. Buster
Speaker 1: was very emotional, very emotion.
Speaker 9: He cried.
Speaker 1: He cried. He said that you know, he talks about
Speaker 1: being a father. That was part of his speech.
Speaker 9: He talked about father and what he had to do
Speaker 9: to make it happen, and how he would go into
Speaker 9: the studio and there was a lot of stuff us
Speaker 9: I talked about that we didn't need to know.
Speaker 1: That he was over sharing about.
Speaker 2: That's what happened. That's what happened. You get emotional, yeah,
Speaker 2: right right.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to cry though he didn't want to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did try.
Speaker 6: Get here.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm wearing this on my sleeve. I don't
Speaker 1: want to cry. But then he just pulled out of
Speaker 1: his hayko Jim.
Speaker 2: He started crying on stage. Uh.
Speaker 1: He talked about he took us back.
Speaker 9: He took about when he was in the leaders of
Speaker 9: the New Slant and when he got kicked out the
Speaker 9: group and what he had to do. He said that
Speaker 9: a lot of greatness from our people and our culture
Speaker 9: is by default because it is the magic that we have.
Speaker 1: And he told the audience that he was grateful that
Speaker 1: the blessing that has been bestowed upon me and this
Speaker 1: gift that I have been given. He also talked to
Speaker 1: the new hip hops, the new represent and the culture
Speaker 1: and stopped the beefing coming together. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because you know Chuck d Public Enemy kind of
Speaker 9: put bust on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he talked about that and how the ogs.
Speaker 2: Need to get together with the new guys.
Speaker 1: He was really really good. His kids were so proud
Speaker 1: of him. They were drinking in every word. It was
Speaker 1: really emotional his speech and everything. I love that part
Speaker 1: of it. It was family. This their dad, bust, the Busses,
Speaker 1: My daddy buss I got six kids, he said, Yep,
Speaker 1: drove him. That's that's what drove him to be great,
Speaker 1: because as you know, he had to take care of
Speaker 1: his children with Yeah, that's it, surely that's it.
Speaker 9: In the video before his speech, you know all of
Speaker 9: the artists, his peers, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Diddy, all
Speaker 9: of them talking Swiss beats, all of.
Speaker 1: Them talking about bust. Uh. It was just a good show.
Speaker 9: Tianna Taylor's mom, she Tianna Taylor won Best Video Director.
Speaker 1: You all got on stage, called her on the phone,
Speaker 1: put the phone on the screen.
Speaker 6: It was a.
Speaker 2: Sis she called on daughter, sis S.
Speaker 9: I know it's some stuff I'm missing, but it was
Speaker 9: uh coach's biggest night the ET Awards.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll be talking about it for a few days.
Speaker 1: That's right coming up next. You can find out if
Speaker 1: you are or not the father at home? That's right,
Speaker 1: Maury Povich has an at home DNA test. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it right after this. Yeah, you're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, So Maury Povich, remember Maury Povich, the
Speaker 1: longtime TV host who famously reveal the results of paternity
Speaker 1: tests on his TV show. You are not the father?
Speaker 1: You are the father? Well, Maury is selling his own
Speaker 1: DNA paternity test that you can take at home.
Speaker 11: They're smart.
Speaker 1: The testing kit, Yeah, the testing Kid is called the
Speaker 1: results are in. Come on brown and love it. You
Speaker 1: better brand yourself, Maury. I love it. And it comes
Speaker 1: with materials and instructions to find out if you are
Speaker 1: or if you are not the father. DNA samples are
Speaker 1: collected and then send into a lab for analysis. Results
Speaker 1: are then mailed to you in the privacy of your
Speaker 1: own home, without the rowdy studio audience where you have
Speaker 1: to walk off stage and all that and.
Speaker 10: You know, and disbelief and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Maury says he's made it easier and more affordable
Speaker 1: to get the answers you need. Now, it's guaranteed that
Speaker 1: the test results would be available and up to two
Speaker 1: days and the test boast.
Speaker 10: A ninety nine point nine to nine.
Speaker 1: Percent accuracy rate. Which you trust that or would you
Speaker 1: follow up with.
Speaker 10: A real lab for a real DNA test for it.
Speaker 8: I want to go to the real lab. I trust Mariy,
Speaker 8: but I want to go to the real lab. I
Speaker 8: want to be there. I don't trust my male man.
Speaker 8: I don't trust I trust that, So I'm gonna get
Speaker 8: mixed up.
Speaker 1: It ain't gonna mixing up your labs and the.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 2: I take, like I really, you know, like even with COVID.
Speaker 2: I want to take my own test. I swallowed myself.
Speaker 11: I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you do your own prostant exam all of them.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 11: I do all that.
Speaker 2: Do you understand?
Speaker 11: I want the MAORRAI test.
Speaker 1: He was very I want to.
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 11: I want to come back and say you are not
Speaker 11: the father or you are the father.
Speaker 1: I need that.
Speaker 3: I want that.
Speaker 2: I said, see, I told you you want audio?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I want the audience.
Speaker 2: What I need?
Speaker 1: What about on the show. I would love it when
Speaker 1: they would take off running.
Speaker 2: Man ass Oh my god, camera man had to.
Speaker 4: Be in shape.
Speaker 1: They went behind the camera, behind that where they take
Speaker 1: off his name, the all away, I only slept with him.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know where all these other men came from.
Speaker 1: He was just my only boyfriend. She was to the screens,
Speaker 1: the scream y'all look in my baby.
Speaker 3: They looked just alike.
Speaker 1: But the audience would be like, yeah, they got the
Speaker 1: same nose. Those are his eyes. He was the only one.
Speaker 2: Would be on his way.
Speaker 11: Boy, he'd be behind him the whole way, turnings going
Speaker 11: through dose.
Speaker 1: He's still there.
Speaker 4: I said, look at this.
Speaker 11: He got to be in shape.
Speaker 2: Don't you have to swab the guy in order to
Speaker 2: get these tests?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Maury would have the results after they would
Speaker 1: do all that. Tyrone, you are the father God.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna love my baby over raise my baby dover.
Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty four minutes after a twenty seven
Speaker 1: year old Atlanta man has gone from five feet five
Speaker 1: inches tall to six feet tall after two surgeries. We'll
Speaker 1: tell you what happened right after this.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I knew that could church Y, you're listening Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Since there's proof that leg lengthening surgery actually works, Okay,
Speaker 1: At twenty seven year old man in Atlanta, his name
Speaker 1: is Denzel Siders, has extended his height from get this
Speaker 1: five feet five inches tall to six feet tall.
Speaker 10: He gained five inches.
Speaker 2: Okay and before I mean before I get this surgery,
Speaker 2: tymp in inside of fix.
Speaker 10: All right, let me finish.
Speaker 1: He said he was inspired to do a limb lengthening
Speaker 1: surgery after he was bullied and rejected for being too short.
Speaker 1: Sidris reportedly told people dot Com that his troubles with
Speaker 1: being short began in high school. So he was glad
Speaker 1: to pay over eighty thousand dollars to grow seven inches taller.
Speaker 1: That's right. He traveled to Turkey. This happened in Turkey
Speaker 1: now to get the surgeries. He got two surgeries, and
Speaker 1: he said he had to relearn to walk after each surgery. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: side you just says the process was smooth and totally
Speaker 1: worth it. He didn't say anything about any side effects, tommy, nothing.
Speaker 1: He just said it was smooth, it happened. He got
Speaker 1: two surgeries. The only thing he had to relearn to
Speaker 1: work walk.
Speaker 2: So there you go. So when you go on time,
Speaker 2: when you want Turkey flying, I'm not flying way to Turkey.
Speaker 2: I wait, they start doing it over here. I'm not
Speaker 2: going way to Turkey to get that done.
Speaker 1: But you know what, they're doing some stuff in Turkey
Speaker 1: because you know, they do a lot of dental work
Speaker 1: in Turkey. It's a lot cheaper than it is in
Speaker 1: the US. So they're doing that.
Speaker 11: And now they do they do they do hair restoration
Speaker 11: too in Turkey.
Speaker 2: Oh, you change your whole body.
Speaker 3: Going to Turkey.
Speaker 8: We're gonna we're gonna go over there. We're gonna come
Speaker 8: out six foot something, a whole lot of hair on
Speaker 8: out here.
Speaker 6: What else?
Speaker 1: Just be taller and teeth and just be taller than
Speaker 1: that uncle. Just be taller than your uncle.
Speaker 2: Six five, blinging with a box cut fade. Look at that, boy,
Speaker 2: time this.
Speaker 1: Why you walk like that? He walked straight.
Speaker 11: Boy, the boat ain't gonna be in your leg. The
Speaker 11: boat in your leg gonna be so deep.
Speaker 2: That's all right. But when I walk up Uncle Steve
Speaker 2: and looking dead in the face, what I'm what you're
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 6: Boy? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is Steve six two?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just interesting. It's interesting. If it can be done.
Speaker 1: He had two surgery. It costs eighty thousand dollars. That
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a whole lot of money for that, though.
Speaker 8: We're gonna get a loan for that, we get a
Speaker 8: leg loan for that, you get a leg long, leg long.
Speaker 8: But it's the box cut that's gonna throw y'all, because
Speaker 8: that's gonna make me if I get six two, that
Speaker 8: box cut gonna make me buy six five.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be cold with it. And then I'm blinging
Speaker 2: to got my teeth done?
Speaker 1: What this not not?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 8: That's what chamal moan the I'm gonna have to sit
Speaker 8: down Now, y'all gonna have to sit down? Did dress
Speaker 8: all of them? Y'all have to sit there behind that
Speaker 8: Tommy has.
Speaker 6: Junior.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised, but then not surprised that you know that
Speaker 1: they do hair transplants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was thinking about going.
Speaker 11: But but like I said, man, I'm gona turkey get
Speaker 11: this whole line pushed for up full. I'm gonna get
Speaker 11: the whole line pushed back where it originally was. I
Speaker 11: really am, I really am? Really me and Tommy go
Speaker 11: me on the plane when we come back when we land.
Speaker 11: You think it's got to sit down, might sit down?
Speaker 11: My line come back?
Speaker 10: Because you had those curls, curly hair that oh he
Speaker 10: had a great, great to hair.
Speaker 3: Now when.
Speaker 11: I'm talking about you couldn't tell me I wasn't sex
Speaker 11: when I took that stage.
Speaker 1: Turkey, here we come.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we're going that. Tommy, come on, man, let's go
Speaker 11: dumpy check me.
Speaker 1: Ish air is that the airline? Turkish shift?
Speaker 2: Like see what south West? Don't go over there, No, Spirit,
Speaker 2: don't go through that. You bet off.
Speaker 1: This system don't shut down. So if you went over there,
Speaker 1: if you could do it before Steve comes back from vacation,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 11: Even talk to me.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, oh no, I'm slapping I'm slapping him when
Speaker 8: I'm six three six.
Speaker 2: I'm slapping him when he gets back because I got
Speaker 2: to shock him with it. I have to. Yeah, Tommy
Speaker 2: is six three six?
Speaker 6: Fo what?
Speaker 11: And Julie headline back here.
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Turkey here here we come, all right, coming out
Speaker 1: like hey, come yeah, you're already tall Carla all right,
Speaker 1: coming up next to nephew and today's prank phone call
Speaker 1: right after this, I'm well all his suits.
Speaker 2: If I'm six, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter for today, and uh the subject
Speaker 1: is you can yell and shout because I'm out all right,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that, find out what that's all about
Speaker 1: in just a few because right now it is time
Speaker 1: for today's prank phone call with the nephew. What you
Speaker 1: got for us? Now?
Speaker 2: Sure, it's about to get real real funky up in here?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right here is called musty Son. Oh, musty Son.
Speaker 8: If you're gonna, if you're gonna prank somebody, and they
Speaker 8: got his that is the most sensitive subject they that
Speaker 8: turns them on, Right.
Speaker 2: There, musty Son. Let's go cat down, let's get let's
Speaker 2: get funky up in here.
Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa. Please? Is
Speaker 6: is she ii? Vanessa? My name is Robert on the
Speaker 6: one of the owners. You know, my wife we owned
Speaker 6: the Yes, can I help you? Okay, we've been I
Speaker 6: think we've had your son, Malik, probably be close to
Speaker 6: a year now.
Speaker 5: All right, Yes, you have everything?
Speaker 6: Okay, So everything's fine, Everything is fine. I don't think
Speaker 6: we have a problem that we can't clear up. I
Speaker 6: have a question for you. Have you been noticing anything
Speaker 6: different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 13: Hygiene, No, not that I can be called.
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Okay? How old is Malik? He's okay. Well, we soon
Speaker 6: have come across a little glitch here that we're going
Speaker 6: to try to take care of here at the at
Speaker 6: the daycare. Actually, my wife didn't. I told her I
Speaker 6: would make the phone call and leave her out of it.
Speaker 6: I know you see her every day once y.
Speaker 13: Yeah, what slitch are you talking about?
Speaker 5: What is this glitch?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 13: What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: I'm confused.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seems like
Speaker 6: every day here lately for the last two Maleik has
Speaker 6: been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't been
Speaker 6: really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 13: Okay, you clearly have the wrong child because I give
Speaker 13: my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
Speaker 13: he based to school, I give him another bath again.
Speaker 13: So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 6: No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two
Speaker 6: years old. You guys have been here with us right
Speaker 6: close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and
Speaker 6: he's a cute little kid.
Speaker 2: With the curly hair.
Speaker 6: I know exactly which one he is. So what I'm
Speaker 6: what I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
Speaker 6: He's just he's just reeking. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 13: Okay, you know what, my son does not reek. I
Speaker 13: don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not
Speaker 13: talking about my child. I just told you and make
Speaker 13: sure that he gets a bath every night.
Speaker 11: So that's not my child.
Speaker 5: My child is very clean.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
Speaker 6: get you to understand is I'm trying to This is
Speaker 6: why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
Speaker 6: glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
Speaker 6: we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna how little experiment for the next month
Speaker 6: or so experiment. I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 1: What kind of experiment?
Speaker 6: Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some
Speaker 6: male deodorant on him for the next well just for
Speaker 6: the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, you're not. You're not going to put
Speaker 13: anything on my child. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, ma'am, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
Speaker 6: the problem here. I just wanted to call.
Speaker 13: It doesn't have a problem. I already told you that
Speaker 13: my son is clean. You're not going to put any
Speaker 13: on him, and if you do, it's going to be
Speaker 13: a problem.
Speaker 5: Do you understand me?
Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
Speaker 6: What I want you to know is that I'm not either.
Speaker 1: But you're trying.
Speaker 13: You talking about putting the order. I'm I tell you
Speaker 13: you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
Speaker 13: in Please don't make me have to come back to
Speaker 13: that school for you and your wife.
Speaker 6: Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about
Speaker 6: your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting
Speaker 6: here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to
Speaker 6: let you know your child is much that's a nonsense.
Speaker 13: Maybe you're the one that's musty. Maybe you and your
Speaker 13: wife are musty. My child is not musty. I keep
Speaker 13: telling you that I based every night, which don't you understand?
Speaker 6: I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's just soap,
Speaker 6: Maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay, because.
Speaker 5: I don't know what my child.
Speaker 1: You are not using on my child.
Speaker 13: Do I need to come down there for you with
Speaker 13: the comps and suit your entire establishment. You don't want
Speaker 13: that to happen. Stay it away from my child?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 13: Matter of fact?
Speaker 5: Rest my son, ma'am.
Speaker 6: Your son is fine. Your son is in there with
Speaker 6: the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today
Speaker 6: is the first day I sprayed a little bit of
Speaker 6: mail at the odor and I away how that works?
Speaker 8: You play?
Speaker 13: Look, Cheryl Chelsea, can you come up with me for
Speaker 13: a couple of minutes. I'm going to my right now.
Speaker 13: I'll be there within the hour. Because you must be crazy.
Speaker 13: You don't mean sprayed my son, scraam.
Speaker 6: I just prayed a little bit of the odor and
Speaker 6: on him just to see if we can, if given
Speaker 6: from this to do that.
Speaker 13: And I keep telling you that there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 13: my child, and you took it upon yourself to go
Speaker 13: and spray my child. And you weren't about to do that,
Speaker 13: are you. I'm ridding my right now?
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, what are you coming here for?
Speaker 5: The boy?
Speaker 6: Is your son in the leak? Is fine? Why are
Speaker 6: you coming here?
Speaker 13: He's cleaning that fine? If you've got around spray, why
Speaker 13: don't you space because clearly you're smelling and wreaking and
Speaker 13: funky as hell. I ain't give you no space challenge.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna I promise you.
Speaker 11: I promise you.
Speaker 13: I'm a y'all because you were crazy.
Speaker 6: Okay, let me tell you this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
Speaker 6: He's been reaping for the.
Speaker 4: Anymore.
Speaker 13: You know what, I didn't even try to hear you
Speaker 13: because you're clearly crazy. How you going around splaying people's kids?
Speaker 13: Don't it's my child?
Speaker 5: Did you smell?
Speaker 1: You have a kid?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 13: I'm about to get in my car coming down.
Speaker 5: There for you.
Speaker 13: I said, you must be crazy?
Speaker 6: Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?
Speaker 6: I'm trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 13: Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.
Speaker 13: I'll be there and tell minute once.
Speaker 6: I needed to let you know one more thing that's
Speaker 6: going on here.
Speaker 13: What could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm
Speaker 13: on my waist to right now. Where are you?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Are you in your car?
Speaker 6: Where are you?
Speaker 13: I am heading to my car, not together to my
Speaker 13: car to come down there for because you must be crazy.
Speaker 5: Spring my child before you.
Speaker 6: Get to your car. I need I need to tell
Speaker 6: you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 13: Okay, please, you possibly have to tell me.
Speaker 6: I want to tell you that.
Speaker 3: Listen to me.
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Speaker 1: My stuff.
Speaker 13: That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I
Speaker 13: can come down next. And that's exactly what I was about.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 13: I don't play get her because I'm nigga. I know
Speaker 13: my child in my seat. I know my child is clean,
Speaker 13: and you don't smell. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 6: I just talk to her. She says, she's right here
Speaker 6: in her cubiccause you got to call her right now.
Speaker 6: I said, okay, just chill out of a caller to
Speaker 6: get up. You don't know, is my leak license clean?
Speaker 14: The leak is.
Speaker 13: Always nice and clean and smelling nice. So I don't
Speaker 13: know what the hell you were talking about. I was like, not,
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Speaker 1: All right, neph you coming up next. Strawberry Letter. The
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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Steve
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject you can yell and shout because
Speaker 1: I'm out, Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is the most
Speaker 1: disrespectful cheater on the planet. He's messy with it. I
Speaker 1: cheated on him for four years when we first got married,
Speaker 1: and he never suspected a thing. But he wants the
Speaker 1: world to know he's cheating and will park his car
Speaker 1: in front of a restaurant when he's on a date.
Speaker 1: My friends don't even tell me when they see him
Speaker 1: out anymore. It wasn't until my eleven year old son
Speaker 1: came home and told me that his teacher had a
Speaker 1: picture of her and his daddy in her phone and
Speaker 1: showed it to him. I called his teacher and she
Speaker 1: asked why I was so worried about what my ex
Speaker 1: husband was doing. I let her know that I wasn't
Speaker 1: the ex, well, at least not yet. I told my
Speaker 1: husband I was leaving him, and he cried, yelled, and
Speaker 1: pitched a fit all night. I told him he could
Speaker 1: yell and shout because I'm out. I've been looking for
Speaker 1: apartments and I started being rude like him. I leave
Speaker 1: apartment booklets on the coffee table, and I took a
Speaker 1: chunk of money out of our savings to make him
Speaker 1: question what's going on. I don't answer any of his questions.
Speaker 1: When he asked if I'm really leaving him. I took
Speaker 1: his cell phone because I paid for it. I took
Speaker 1: his car because I pay for that too. His car
Speaker 1: is in my mom's garage, and he showed up over
Speaker 1: there yelling and screaming in front of her house. This
Speaker 1: man can dish it out, but he can't take it.
Speaker 1: He showed up at my job and my coworkers asked
Speaker 1: him to lead. He started all of his yelling and
Speaker 1: screaming at my job. We all laughed. I don't want
Speaker 1: a man that is disrespectful and then tries to be
Speaker 1: a cry baby. He's had our pastor come to the
Speaker 1: house to try to talk to me, and at this point,
Speaker 1: I've cheated. He's cheated, and it's time to let this
Speaker 1: marriage go. Should I file for divorce or stay and
Speaker 1: make him as miserable as possible?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? Why are you guys even married? I don't get it,
Speaker 1: and yes, to answer your question, please file for divorce immediately.
Speaker 1: Everyone just doesn't need to be married. And you guys
Speaker 1: sure don't. This is stupid and for what, I don't
Speaker 1: even understand what you're doing. How is this a marriage
Speaker 1: when all you guys do is cheat on each other
Speaker 1: and you started the cheating right from the beginning of
Speaker 1: your marriage. Now he's cheating, but you're mad because of
Speaker 1: the way he's cheating. Am I reading this letter correctly?
Speaker 1: He's open with it, whereas you were more discreet with
Speaker 1: your cheating because he didn't find out about it.
Speaker 10: Everyone knows that women are are better cheaters, so what Okay?
Speaker 1: The best thing you guys can do at this point
Speaker 1: is put yourselves out of your own misery. The cheating
Speaker 1: started with you, but you don't even say why. I mean,
Speaker 1: just because you wanted to cheat. It sounds like I
Speaker 1: think you cheated just to cheat, and you sound like
Speaker 1: it would be okay if your husband would just cheat respectfully.
Speaker 1: You called him a disrespectful cheater. All he was doing
Speaker 1: was just following your lead. Again, for whatever reason, you
Speaker 1: started the cheating. This letter is really stupid and now
Speaker 1: you want out because he's doing it to you disrespectfully.
Speaker 10: You're wrong and this one's this.
Speaker 1: You created this mess. I say, get out and just
Speaker 1: stay single because you don't understand how marriage works. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to cheat eat and you did that
Speaker 1: the first years of your marriage for four years. Get out?
Speaker 10: Uh, Tommy, come on, this letter makes me mad.
Speaker 8: Oh this is stupid. I've never heard of a respectful cheating.
Speaker 8: I don't don't know what what what?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: A respectful cheating? I'm I'm cheating over here, real good,
Speaker 2: so he don't know nothing. I'm respecting him? What that doll?
Speaker 2: This is stupid, lady. What are you talking about? You
Speaker 2: know who else? Mess it? This damn teacher? Miss it?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: You done brought the baby in there? What you showing
Speaker 2: the baby the picture? Fuk?
Speaker 6: What is that for? That was?
Speaker 1: That was?
Speaker 2: That was salty as well? Oh this is this whole
Speaker 2: relationship is toxic.
Speaker 11: It is and y'all need to get out.
Speaker 8: Y'all need to part ways instead of y'all arguing at
Speaker 8: somebody house out and hid the cars and you dine
Speaker 8: took his cell phone. Man, stop, get this man his
Speaker 8: give him a phone, Let him have that little piece
Speaker 8: of communication. I don't know nothing. I don't know what
Speaker 8: you're gonna do about this car. What y'all need to
Speaker 8: just everybody need to be packing up and moving out.
Speaker 8: That's what everybody need to be packing up and moving out.
Speaker 8: Let's get our stuff together and roll out, because it's
Speaker 8: not working. Respectfully. Cheating how I respected you when I
Speaker 8: cheated on you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Now you just out here, all out here in the open,
Speaker 2: cheating on me and everybody seeing this. Now you're not
Speaker 2: gonna do it respectfully, then I that we have an issue.
Speaker 2: If we're not gonna you know, you're gonna respect me
Speaker 2: when you cheat on me. It's what you need to
Speaker 2: be doing, okay, all right, So if you're gonna cheat,
Speaker 2: then you need.
Speaker 8: To drive somewhere, crawl up in the garage, and y'all
Speaker 8: do y'all thing behind closed doors. I know you ain't
Speaker 8: at no restaurant with nobody that is disrespectfully cheating, and
Speaker 8: that right there is not gonna work. You're gonna respect
Speaker 8: me when you cheat on me, and I mean, put
Speaker 8: some respect on this cheap okay with her, on this cheat,
Speaker 8: and then I'll be fine with you. I'm comfortable with that.
Speaker 8: If you and Glinda is gonna do what y'all doing,
Speaker 8: that's fine as long as only me you. I don't
Speaker 8: really need to know what you and Glinda are doing,
Speaker 8: but the fact that I know now you're not respecting me.
Speaker 8: Hello though, Yeah you know, I'm sorry. I graduated eighty five.
Speaker 8: I know a bunch of Glenna.
Speaker 6: Junior.
Speaker 2: What you got.
Speaker 10: We can start off here and then finish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 11: Since we talk about cheating, there's some rules if we're
Speaker 11: gonna be cheating, let's just understand what the rules are.
Speaker 11: First of all, if you gonna cheat, you gonna need money. First,
Speaker 11: I'm gonna ask to that. You're gonna have to have
Speaker 11: that to cheat. Okay, you can't have nobody else paying
Speaker 11: your bills and you try to cheat. Now that don't
Speaker 11: work well because they even repossess your car. Now you
Speaker 11: can't get to your cheating. Now you can't even.
Speaker 2: Get over that. Okay, Now they took your phone. Now
Speaker 2: you can't call.
Speaker 3: You can't do it. You need money to cheat.
Speaker 11: What I see.
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up a
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour today, Strawberry letter subject.
Speaker 1: You can yell and shout because I'm out. We'll get
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time to recap the Strawberry letter and
Speaker 1: get to part two of Junior's response. The subject is
Speaker 1: you can yell and shout because I'm out. This wife
Speaker 1: wrote this strawberry letter, and she's mad because her husband
Speaker 1: is cheating on her. But he's doing it very disrespectfully.
Speaker 1: He's all out in the open with it. You know,
Speaker 1: people know that he's cheating, and she cheated at the
Speaker 1: beginning of their marriage. The wife did who wrote the letter,
Speaker 1: but she obviously did it respectfully where he didn't know
Speaker 1: she was cheating. So the problem is obviously not that
Speaker 1: he's cheating, but that he's so disrespectful with it, you know.
Speaker 1: The little boy. That's how when she really got mad.
Speaker 1: Her son saw a picture of his teacher and her
Speaker 1: dad and his dad, so he was upset about that.
Speaker 1: He showed it to the mom and she was like, Uh,
Speaker 1: we're getting a divorce because you don't know how to cheat.
Speaker 1: You're too disrespectful what you're cheating. So, I mean she
Speaker 1: wants she's asking us should she file for a divorce
Speaker 1: or stay with him and make him as miserable as possible. Uh,
Speaker 1: this letter is crazy. It's really dumb and uh, junior.
Speaker 10: We want to hear from you now what you got
Speaker 10: on this You can yell and shout because I'm out.
Speaker 11: All we talk about is cheating. It's just rules to cheating.
Speaker 11: You have to make your own money to cheat.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 11: The reason why I understand this, Tommy, is because I've
Speaker 11: had a woman pay myself on bill and I was
Speaker 11: cheating and got my phone snatched. I understand it hard
Speaker 11: to cheat. Three email, hard to cheat three email hard
Speaker 11: to cheat three email because you gotta wait for them
Speaker 11: to get the message and message you back. It's easier
Speaker 11: when she took the phone. I'm email at cheating Now
Speaker 11: I'm e mailing what time are you gonna come by
Speaker 11: and pick me up?
Speaker 6: See?
Speaker 11: I'm doing too much now. It's much work. You need
Speaker 11: at least. This is what I've discovered. You need at
Speaker 11: least seventy kre year the cheek. If you ain't making that, quichy,
Speaker 11: don't cough. Hotel rooms costs, dinners, cost dates, costs. You're
Speaker 11: gonna have to have seventy kre year to cheat. If
Speaker 11: you have fifty five thousand dollars, don't even do it.
Speaker 11: It's not even worth it because you can't go. You
Speaker 11: can't afford it, cause I'm telling you, I'm telling.
Speaker 2: You you need you need a cheating your account.
Speaker 3: You gotta have account.
Speaker 11: But you gotta make at least seventy kre years cause
Speaker 11: let me tell you why what everybody don't want to
Speaker 11: eat that cheese every time we go out there ain't
Speaker 11: gonna last long. Two for twenty don't last long. Somebody
Speaker 11: gonna want a Houston's a Papado's a mainstrows a no boat.
Speaker 11: They're gonna start walking more. Throw you into something. I'm
Speaker 11: trying to tell you, gotta have seventy care of your dog.
Speaker 11: Why is you out here with forty five thousand.
Speaker 2: A year of cheating?
Speaker 1: You have no business.
Speaker 11: You should be go faithful man, gotta be faith forty
Speaker 11: five thousand.
Speaker 2: No, you ain't making enough.
Speaker 11: Cheat dog playing now least seventy k. I put the
Speaker 11: number out because when I'm making forty five telling Joe
Speaker 11: dog forty five year dog trying to cheat, put myself
Speaker 11: in some situations. Couldn't pay the wrint? What couldn't pay
Speaker 11: the wrint?
Speaker 2: I'm cheating. That's back, that's back when you had a
Speaker 2: flip phone, right, dog, do you understand.
Speaker 11: The flip phone time, all these bills I got, and
Speaker 11: I got forty five can't here telling Joe I can't
Speaker 11: afford it.
Speaker 1: I can't afford it. So so Junior, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this, is there a way too? She's mad because
Speaker 1: he was such a disrespectful cheater? Is there a way
Speaker 1: too respectfully? Cheat?
Speaker 11: Absolutely respectfully?
Speaker 6: Cheat?
Speaker 11: Yeah, just don't let him find out. That's what's right there.
Speaker 11: That's how you now, if you know, my cheat not hit.
Speaker 11: When I got caught and she snatched that phone. When
Speaker 11: I tried to make a phone call and that lady
Speaker 11: came on there that your service has been disconnected. It's
Speaker 11: not fun.
Speaker 1: I've been that.
Speaker 11: Making forty five years trying to cheat. Can't afford it,
Speaker 11: but I can lose my apartment.
Speaker 2: Trying to cheat from a land Now you're on a
Speaker 2: land line.
Speaker 11: I'm showing up at five thirty nine. I'm twelve dollars short,
Speaker 11: trying to cheat.
Speaker 2: That's all I find out.
Speaker 11: If she snapted your car and your phone.
Speaker 1: If you want to.
Speaker 11: Cheat through email, I tried it. Because you gotta wait
Speaker 11: for a message to come back.
Speaker 3: Shirt call, you.
Speaker 11: Gotta wait for a message to come back. So I
Speaker 11: see the email. What time are you coming to pick
Speaker 11: me up?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: I gotta wait, sin Yeah, Now I gotta wait.
Speaker 2: I gotta hope. I gotta hope.
Speaker 11: She gotta checking her email.
Speaker 2: Everybody don't check them daily now, they don't do that.
Speaker 2: They don't last two years.
Speaker 11: Tell me I didn't get a message back till Friday.
Speaker 11: I can't even go out now.
Speaker 2: You need to set your butt down somewhere seventy k
Speaker 2: of years.
Speaker 11: What you need to cheat if you ain't making that,
Speaker 11: just be faithful.
Speaker 1: To be faith But she has some nerve though she
Speaker 1: cheated on him for four years in the beginning of
Speaker 1: their marriage, and her claim the famous that he did
Speaker 1: know anything about it. Now that she knows he's cheating,
Speaker 1: she's mad because he's out with it. This is just
Speaker 1: the dumbest, craziest letter ever, really, because she's mad at
Speaker 1: the disrespect and the sloppiness of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nothing, he's cheating, right, right, nothing, nothing, he's cheating. The
Speaker 1: audacity that he's taking pictures and.
Speaker 2: If you're cheating, being disrespectful point ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't need to be married. They don't need
Speaker 1: to be married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm worried about the boy, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: worried about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the baby, and you have a son. This is
Speaker 1: so so very crazy. He's all up at the job.
Speaker 1: I mean, they've got the boy with the teacher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just too too much, too much.
Speaker 11: And she took your car hard to cheat them. Two
Speaker 11: things you need to cheat and a cell.
Speaker 2: Phone bus with your son trying to go see the
Speaker 2: lady because Jill ain't got no cop.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell mama, Jenny, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Y'all. Y'all both at the bus stop trying to catch
Speaker 2: a ride.
Speaker 1: All right, hit us up on Instagram. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: That Steve Harvey f m to comment on today's Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 10: Now coming up next to this, Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 10: Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time
Speaker 1: now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 11: No no, because I got a question for the nephew.
Speaker 11: Because I'm really still upset by Strawberry left time.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we gotta keep telling her that
Speaker 2: ain't no sports right now? We in a drought, were
Speaker 2: in a drought right now.
Speaker 11: NBA draft was just the other day. Okay, that's all
Speaker 11: we got, y'all be women, y'all. I'm seven five, went
Speaker 11: number one. Okay, we'll forget that. Got that out of
Speaker 11: the way. Back to this cheating Tommy. When you was
Speaker 11: cheating Tommy like that we were cheating though, did he
Speaker 11: say he cheated?
Speaker 2: No on the wall that's going in college.
Speaker 11: When we were just out here, when women were a
Speaker 11: filling time, I was wild ahead. Okay, how you had
Speaker 11: to cheat in college versus how you had to cheat? Man,
Speaker 11: Come on, now, when you were cheating in college, timing,
Speaker 11: how you had to get across campus.
Speaker 2: You had to get across that campus, got across the yard.
Speaker 2: But now you got that you got to know what
Speaker 2: you're doing. But now, but now I do have a pager, though,
Speaker 2: I do have a page. So that's that was like
Speaker 2: a nice little communication thing. Next tail I did have that. Uh,
Speaker 2: you can't have two people on the same side of
Speaker 2: the yard, and if you're gonna get if, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to have them on opposite ends. Okay, so over
Speaker 2: here on the north side of the yard, you got
Speaker 2: to eat over there. Don't come old to the south
Speaker 2: side eating at another uh cafeteria over there. You're gonna
Speaker 2: get yourself into something. Okay, Now I already got one
Speaker 2: of them, they id, so I can swipe it to
Speaker 2: get something to eat. Come on, they took that. I
Speaker 2: d to the other side. I was stupid. I was
Speaker 2: so stupid. Who I ran? And I ran it?
Speaker 9: Go ahead and call it when I speak on that,
Speaker 9: because when I was in college, everything happened. I busted
Speaker 9: my boyfriend at another girl's dorm. But I was driving
Speaker 9: his car. See he played football. I'll drive up and
Speaker 9: my girls in the car rest in peace swape.
Speaker 2: You know a Tom, I bet a ride. I's a
Speaker 2: ride or die right there, boy, she was a ride
Speaker 2: of die.
Speaker 1: She pulled down her glasses and say say, man, that's
Speaker 1: your boy.
Speaker 9: Kissing on the cart to listen. I was devastated, Junior
Speaker 9: and Tom Shirley.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. She's like, you want to do something.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, playing cool, playing cool.
Speaker 1: The next day, walked across the yard with this girl.
Speaker 1: They going to the student center. They're going to the
Speaker 1: left to eat, and all my friends turned around and said,
Speaker 1: you know it's over right, Yeah, all you're done.
Speaker 4: I'm so shame.
Speaker 3: Call it.
Speaker 11: I got busted.
Speaker 6: I got you.
Speaker 11: I got busted same way kissing a girl in my
Speaker 11: car and let the girl walk up on me. See
Speaker 11: me kissing this girl. I don't know the way to die.
Speaker 11: Act like I didn't even know. I excuse me.
Speaker 1: You have a wrong call, y'all.
Speaker 8: If y'all get y'all butt out there on two ninety
Speaker 8: and kissing, y'all don't need to be kissing on the y'all.
Speaker 1: That's what you did back in the day.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Junior.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
Speaker 1: says she's ready to love Tommy, but she's not ready
Speaker 1: to comb her hair or or or wear any makeup.
Speaker 10: We'll get into that talk about that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right. So Jacqueline in Florida says,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty eight, I'm single, I'm ready to love. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be on TV because I don't have
Speaker 1: the look for a dating show and I haven't had
Speaker 1: sex in four years. I feel like the contestants on
Speaker 1: the show have to look a certain way, and you
Speaker 1: don't pick regular looking people. I work out a lot,
Speaker 1: so I barely comb my hair and the only makeup
Speaker 1: I wear is chapstick. I tried dating online, but my
Speaker 1: profile picture is from ten years ago. Here's a question
Speaker 1: from Jacqueline. Is there a man that will accept me
Speaker 1: as I am? Or do I have to glam it
Speaker 1: up every day? No, that's what she wants to know.
Speaker 8: You don't have to glam it up. I think there's
Speaker 8: a man that accepts you the way you are. I mean,
Speaker 8: because every man wants a woman that's gonna, you know,
Speaker 8: have a great appearance. But you know, if you're working
Speaker 8: out on a daily basis, and you know, of course
Speaker 8: you're not gonna be done up the whole time. But
Speaker 8: a man does want you to put on your best
Speaker 8: sometime now when you're trying to get this man for
Speaker 8: the first time.
Speaker 2: I think we kind of want to see your best, don't.
Speaker 1: You think, Because men are visuals. Men are visual, very visual.
Speaker 2: Ye, So we want we want to see you.
Speaker 8: We want to see the stunning you that we know
Speaker 8: you are, you know, behind closed doors when you got
Speaker 8: to this is not my wife got he all over head.
Speaker 8: I love it to depth, though, but you know, I
Speaker 8: know what my wife looked like when we walk out
Speaker 8: and we holding hands together.
Speaker 2: She's banging to me baby. So you know, but you
Speaker 2: gotta put you know, put on your best at least
Speaker 2: when we're talking about meeting the man for the first
Speaker 2: had come on.
Speaker 8: Now, okay, you got you can't show up and you
Speaker 8: can't beat and just left the gym and now you're
Speaker 8: trying to find somebody.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1: You, wait a minute.
Speaker 10: You him to comb your hair.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you gonna have you keep that gym. Look, you
Speaker 11: gonna be by yourself. Yeah hair, keep that hair in
Speaker 11: a ponytail. And see what happened.
Speaker 1: You can't can't.
Speaker 2: You can't be Lulu Lemon every time I see you.
Speaker 11: We gotta know what I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that means she has a great body.
Speaker 1: You know she wrotes YadA YadA, YadA, yah. She works
Speaker 1: out every day.
Speaker 11: But you put your hair, comb your hair and your hair, yeah,
Speaker 11: the body hair, your hair napping?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, just comb your hair.
Speaker 9: You gotta get a protective hairstyle because she likes to
Speaker 9: work out, so something she can rock?
Speaker 2: So what is that call it?
Speaker 8: What is that you can rock? When when you're working
Speaker 8: out there. I've seen ladies that that workout every single day.
Speaker 9: So depends on her hair. Lincoln, she may get braids, braid,
Speaker 9: where shortcut, a shortcut like I'm doing with my hair.
Speaker 9: I'm wearing a wet curly look right now because it's
Speaker 9: so hot, So you can do that, or you can
Speaker 9: do a ponytail. There are many styles she can Obviously
Speaker 9: professional style is I'm not that, But there are styles
Speaker 9: that they can come up with that you know, can
Speaker 9: protect your hair while you're working.
Speaker 2: What about a weed a week.
Speaker 11: Confused?
Speaker 1: I mean they've done what.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, what.
Speaker 1: But she could wear a wig, a weave, whatever, you
Speaker 1: know she needs to do to protect her hair and
Speaker 1: to enanhance her appearance.
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, you want to put your best
Speaker 10: foot forward when you're when you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to meet someone. I mean, yeah, they'll like you
Speaker 1: for who you are, but you know again, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Go back to what she's said about the TV shovel.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand that. She sounds like, oh yeah, she
Speaker 2: said she don't pick ordinary people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said she doesn't want to be on TV
Speaker 1: because she doesn't have a look for a dating show.
Speaker 1: She says that she's tried dating online, but her profile
Speaker 1: pictures from ten years ago. And she said that she
Speaker 1: feels like the contestants on the show have to look
Speaker 1: a certain way and you don't pick regular looking people, and.
Speaker 2: You do, we do pick regular looking people. What what
Speaker 2: is irregular? What does that look like? I don't understand.
Speaker 9: I think what she's trying to say is the glam look.
Speaker 9: The women on the show are beautiful, Ready to love
Speaker 9: he contestants. But you want to step it up a
Speaker 9: little bit when you're on TV.
Speaker 2: You want to up.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but they're regular. They're regular people though.
Speaker 1: And the people on TV, you see them glammed up,
Speaker 1: you know, when they do their testimonials.
Speaker 10: You see them without makeup.
Speaker 1: When they're out doing an activity, their hair is up,
Speaker 1: they might have a hat on or something like that.
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Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Or would you rather sleep in a really nasty, filthy
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Speaker 11: I can't be in that filthy hotel.
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Speaker 10: Remember when we went to the Chicago hotel checked right
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Speaker 1: And then I would go sit there.
Speaker 2: And then we were somewhere. We was down south and
Speaker 2: they had some slaves on the wall, remember that on
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Speaker 1: I got a bug.
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Speaker 1: and Carl, you have a shout out. Well, let me
Speaker 1: just shout out to my family.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 9: This past weekend was our family reunion we had here
Speaker 9: in Houston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh no, not my husband's side. It was my
Speaker 1: mother's family. So nipples family reunion.
Speaker 2: You know how many people?
Speaker 11: It was quite a was a a.
Speaker 1: Lot of people.
Speaker 9: We had a bowling party. They do that in memory
Speaker 9: of my mom. My mom was an avid bowler, so
Speaker 9: they have an annual bowling party.
Speaker 6: So we did that.
Speaker 1: Then we had, you know, black people gotta have a theme.
Speaker 1: We had the all white party.
Speaker 8: Oh god, I'm a white artis you know we got
Speaker 8: to do We were getting I called it. Did y'all
Speaker 8: have that shake with that tree on it? You gotta
Speaker 8: have that shake with that tree, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked. Can I go get it?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 1: I want to hold on.
Speaker 11: Yeah, man, that is important.
Speaker 2: You have to have that dog it.
Speaker 8: And everybody name can tell you something. Mess around and
Speaker 8: miss a name on that tree. Mess around and forget
Speaker 8: to put a name on that tree. One year we
Speaker 8: forgot to put with you got to put ain't Lowi's
Speaker 8: name on them.
Speaker 2: Lord.
Speaker 1: Okay, so did you talk amongst yourself?
Speaker 11: Yes we did, we did.
Speaker 7: Let me see.
Speaker 10: Nicole twenty twenty three family reunion. All right back to together,
Speaker 10: end together game like the color.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: my cousin Kendra and my cousin d and Morgan because
Speaker 1: they worked really really hard putting the family reunion together.
Speaker 1: You know how we do now?
Speaker 2: How much was to do? How much was to do?
Speaker 1: Man, it was a lot, like her.
Speaker 14: Family over three hundred, that's a lot. Yeah, we did
Speaker 14: a lot though, had a good time with them.
Speaker 2: Now what is they doing with the three hundre?
Speaker 11: Know, you know the questions coming up, that's coming up,
Speaker 11: that's coming up.
Speaker 2: So I got enough barbecue.
Speaker 8: If I'm giving three hundred dollars, they better not run
Speaker 8: out of no barbecue.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll post some of the pictures from
Speaker 1: the Phillery reunion. You know, that's what we do in
Speaker 1: the summer.
Speaker 9: So you could go to my Instagram hit me up
Speaker 9: on the ground at lips by Carlos So shout out
Speaker 9: to my family.
Speaker 1: Faily reunion. I know this is a season for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back outside.
Speaker 8: One year, one year we had one and it was
Speaker 8: out in the country at one of my uncle's house.
Speaker 8: He had a lot of land, right.
Speaker 11: Uh do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know he had two porter potties out there.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't let us go in the house.
Speaker 11: I wouldn't that thing turned that all that went bad
Speaker 11: why are we like this when with.
Speaker 8: Porter potties and had him out there on the property
Speaker 8: and y'all, I don't want all the people going in
Speaker 8: and out of my house like this is myself?
Speaker 2: You serious?
Speaker 1: Well, well you know I would not have drank anything
Speaker 1: that whole day, so I wouldn't have to use it.
Speaker 11: What I can do, y'all have huge families. When you'll
Speaker 11: have family is y'all, family is huge.
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna be over one hundred because theyre gonna.
Speaker 11: Bring some friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we have my family in Brentam. In Brentham, Texas.
Speaker 11: Spates is down there, all the Spates, Spates, I met Spates.
Speaker 11: Everybody last name is Spates out there and Bluebell bring
Speaker 11: out the ice cream every year for the family. Here. Man,
Speaker 11: I'm telling you, we set out there whole night. But
Speaker 11: my family thought I got a cousin. I promise you
Speaker 11: every year, keep meeting me again.
Speaker 1: Every year I meet you. Yeah, I got call.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Calvin Spates meet him every year.
Speaker 10: See this summer, we haven't had a minute, had one
Speaker 10: in a while a while.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Everybody back outside, now, do you
Speaker 1: have the relatives. Now we have the groups, the cluster
Speaker 1: of people that hang together. So now you got the
Speaker 1: gossiping crew.
Speaker 2: You got the look at the boogie group.
Speaker 8: She don't have and this will normally have when somebody
Speaker 8: show up that that that you don't know, they get that.
Speaker 8: You know that's Lina's son.
Speaker 6: That's the.
Speaker 2: Talking when you when you're talking through your teeth, you know,
Speaker 2: that's line of Lina got about er and ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: You do this and then you scooed over so you
Speaker 1: can't hear what they're saying.
Speaker 8: And if you're young, and if you're young, that's when
Speaker 8: your grandparents que looking up in my mind while I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Because you're right there, right there, because you want to
Speaker 1: hear what the grown people are talking about.
Speaker 11: I think you saw this called they got the table.
Speaker 11: Well all the eldest city that they all sit together,
Speaker 11: all of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't go over there. And you give the
Speaker 1: prizes out to the oldest person. Yeah, the one who
Speaker 1: traveled to travel the farthest. Yeah, all of that, all
Speaker 1: that and then ready to get to some state.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you get to fix the eldest play first because
Speaker 9: the kids jump up and then their hands have to
Speaker 9: set your butt down.
Speaker 1: Let the eldest one year. My mom just knew she
Speaker 1: was gonna get the prize because she was the eldest one.
Speaker 1: She knew she was gonna get it. She was all
Speaker 1: happy and everything, and so come to find out she wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was one of my uncle's wives, was my mother. Man,
Speaker 1: she ain't even loved us.
Speaker 2: How she get it?
Speaker 1: She ain't even blooded. She married into the outlaw. Call
Speaker 1: the outlaw.
Speaker 8: Yeah, with all I said, reach out to a family member,
Speaker 8: tell him your love them right. Yes, And in the
Speaker 8: words of my uncle, talked to God, we'd love to
Speaker 8: hear from you. We catch out tomorrow.
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