Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And did you
Speaker 1: guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 1: Wait those actually all have super hot men.
Speaker 2: Don't they actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this k
Speaker 1: after you hear the full show. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: If you missed it yesterday on the show, this is
Speaker 3: about to be a big week for us as we continue.
Speaker 3: Brook and jeffries you wouldn't dare Summertime Challenge and drew
Speaker 3: a new name out yesterday. And guess who got picked?
Speaker 3: I want to guess, too late to know he saw it.
Speaker 3: It's none other than Brooke fust.
Speaker 2: Day, I got my last pants ready.
Speaker 3: This Friday, She's gonna attempt her summer Dare the drive
Speaker 3: Through to Cathalon, where she has to do ten consecutive
Speaker 3: trips around a fast food drive through, ordering ten different
Speaker 3: menu items and finishing each one before she gets back
Speaker 3: into line.
Speaker 4: My family is very invested in this right now. My
Speaker 4: kids are coming up with different ideas. My son immediately
Speaker 4: it is like, you need to drive slow.
Speaker 1: That's what you need to do. You need to go slow,
Speaker 1: mom as as you can.
Speaker 4: My husband though, is concerned for my health, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: do you think that I'm in such poor health that
Speaker 4: one day's going to.
Speaker 1: Push me over the edge? I know he's like, have
Speaker 1: you talked to a doctor about this? But what are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 3: Brook? Were you hoping that you would go all the
Speaker 3: way till the end or is it nice to do
Speaker 3: it now and get it out of the way.
Speaker 4: I am ready to go and and it'll help me
Speaker 4: enjoy the misery of hosea Lexis when they have to
Speaker 4: do their over you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Do you have to wea know where she's going yet
Speaker 3: or we're not allowed to know or we'll find out
Speaker 3: the day of. It's going to be a surprise for everybody. Brook,
Speaker 3: in your mind, do you think what's going to be
Speaker 3: the worst part of that challenge?
Speaker 4: I think it's all the fried food, Like it's just
Speaker 4: heavy food right like, and it's just creating enough space.
Speaker 4: And also like I've timed out, but I can only
Speaker 4: order a drink once.
Speaker 3: The worst part's going to be how your car smells
Speaker 3: for weeks after.
Speaker 1: And it's a new car.
Speaker 2: It's my first ever new car.
Speaker 3: You know it's going to seep in.
Speaker 5: But if you want to.
Speaker 3: You could see the challenge I did last Friday at
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok, witnessed the most embarrassing moment
Speaker 3: of my entire work career, Macarana during an entire important
Speaker 3: sales meeting.
Speaker 2: I could think of a couple others to put on this.
Speaker 3: Okay, coming on this Friday, watch Brook attempt her drive
Speaker 3: through the capital.
Speaker 4: Any tips or suggestions send them our way to seven
Speaker 4: eighty five nine two.
Speaker 3: All right, that'll happen Friday. But now let's move on
Speaker 3: to the shock calling question of the day and just
Speaker 3: give it over to digital Jake. What're we doing today, Jake?
Speaker 5: Well, there are only three dares remaining in Brook and Jeffries.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't dare summertime Challenge, So it's time we put
Speaker 5: the silly dances aside and mentally lock in with the
Speaker 5: daredevil mindset.
Speaker 2: I think that was kind of a burn to Jeffries day,
Speaker 2: wasn't it?
Speaker 3: A little bit?
Speaker 5: Alexis Well, that's why today's questions are all about the
Speaker 5: world's greatest, most fearless stunt man, Evil canievl Yeyeah, It's
Speaker 5: okay if you don't know him. Alexis's mom used to
Speaker 5: hang out with him in high school?
Speaker 1: Did she really is? That's where that guy's from.
Speaker 3: He was ultimate.
Speaker 5: All you need to know is he jumped his motorcycle
Speaker 5: over scary things a lot, and he crashed his motorcycle
Speaker 5: even more dude, And you're all no strangers to failure here,
Speaker 5: so that should be harder than jumping fourteen greyhound buses. Okay,
Speaker 5: it's time for a death defying edition of the one
Speaker 5: and done shot color question of the day. This Evil
Speaker 5: Knevil question is for Alexis. All right, Evil broke so
Speaker 5: many limbs performing his death defying stunts that he had
Speaker 5: many metal rods and screws in his body out If
Speaker 5: you weighed them all, it was more or less than
Speaker 5: eight pounds of metal.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, question, wouldn't that be great to step
Speaker 4: on a ski yell don and be like a gain weight,
Speaker 4: But it's all metal.
Speaker 3: I see Alexis's middle school photo with her braces on,
Speaker 3: and that was eight pounds of I'm guessing it's probably
Speaker 3: more than that. She was like a newborn.
Speaker 4: Baby, like the weight of a baby, like basically like
Speaker 4: I didn't see that baby.
Speaker 1: It was more or less I don't know. You guys
Speaker 1: are saying he's crazy. I'm gonna say it's more.
Speaker 5: Jake Alexi says it's more than eight pounds, And the
Speaker 5: real answer.
Speaker 3: Is more than how much they estimated.
Speaker 5: He had ten to twelve pounds of extra metal in
Speaker 5: his body.
Speaker 3: Extra metal real iron man.
Speaker 5: There, let's go to Jeffrey Jeffery and can Evil's first done.
Speaker 5: He was supposed to jump his bike over two sets
Speaker 5: of animals. First in line was two lions, and he
Speaker 5: made it over successfully, but he crashed into the next
Speaker 5: group of animals on his motorcycle. Was it a tank
Speaker 5: of piranhas, a crate of snakes or a tub of alligators?
Speaker 1: Neither fun.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a bunch of baby seals.
Speaker 1: It was this time little kittens.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: They didn't have like any rules back in the day.
Speaker 3: There was no laws. You can do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 1: Any of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all equally bad and dangerous.
Speaker 4: I would pick the piranhas out of any of them.
Speaker 4: The piranhas would take a long time to be able
Speaker 4: to do some serious damage too, But.
Speaker 1: You can get immediately warm.
Speaker 3: They're not going to kill you media the tank or whatever,
Speaker 3: and then they would just like slopping around on the ground.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I would. I don't know what
Speaker 1: he did, but that's what I picked.
Speaker 3: A falling scarious one is probably the snakes that like
Speaker 3: could wrap onto his arms and like I go out suffocating.
Speaker 1: Alligators and kill you immediately.
Speaker 5: I'm going snakes on this, Jeffrey said, creative snakes. And
Speaker 5: the real answer is the creative sakes. Goodness, fun fact,
Speaker 5: this wasn't even on television. You promot car dealers, just
Speaker 5: fun promoter.
Speaker 4: Caryah his first jump, like, hey, listen, we'll give you
Speaker 4: twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3: Snakes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooks, your turn, all right. Canevel was so well
Speaker 5: admired by the performance community that when he died in
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven, a high powered celebrity did his eulogy.
Speaker 5: Was it Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, or Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3: I mean, whoever it was must have admired him growing up,
Speaker 3: like they watched him back in the seventies jump the
Speaker 3: Grand Canyon.
Speaker 4: I'm going to take out Actually, at first I wanted
Speaker 4: to take out Tom Hanks, but he seems like the
Speaker 4: one celebrity that would show up to somebody's funeral like.
Speaker 1: That and give a eulogy, you know.
Speaker 4: Like he likes typewriters, he likes old stuff, and he's
Speaker 4: like is he older than Denzel? I mean, it just
Speaker 4: feels like the timing fits better for legally.
Speaker 5: I cannot tell you if Tom Hanks, I'm going to
Speaker 5: go Tom Hanks. Brooks said Tom Hanks gave evil evils ulogy,
Speaker 5: and that's correct. It was Matthew McConnell. Too bad.
Speaker 1: He wasn't driving a Lincoln and then.
Speaker 3: He probably hopped on a motorcycle and jumped something. He
Speaker 3: did his own thing.
Speaker 5: Brook's the only one getting shocked so far. Jose will
Speaker 5: see if you join her. Early in his stunt career,
Speaker 5: in order to pay for his hospital bills, Canevel sold
Speaker 5: vacuum cleaners door to door using the slogan I dare
Speaker 5: you to buy one. Is that true or false?
Speaker 3: Door to door sales were huge back in the day.
Speaker 3: What did you say It was the seventies.
Speaker 5: I didn't say any but maybe sixties.
Speaker 2: But like listen, like his first stunt was for a
Speaker 2: car dealership.
Speaker 1: Asked him to.
Speaker 3: Go door to door and maybe even do a little
Speaker 3: stunt for somebody.
Speaker 5: Like suck a snake up the vacuum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say this is true.
Speaker 3: Jake.
Speaker 5: Jose said that's true, and that's false. Believe it or not.
Speaker 5: Evil sold insurance even that you didn't really get insurance
Speaker 5: much threats by Lloyd's of London thirty seven times for
Speaker 5: health insurance.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, you had to know the policies make
Speaker 7: because Brooke and Jose got theirs wrong.
Speaker 3: They're going to be getting shocked together. And somebody wanted
Speaker 3: to hear rude boy by Rihanna come here.
Speaker 8: Rude bye bye, big enough, take it, Take wow if you.
Speaker 1: Love me, because it's a little faster.
Speaker 3: That was your shock collation of the day, Your Rude.
Speaker 9: Boy Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Brook, you'd agree it's important to be encouraging of your
Speaker 3: spouse with their passions and their interests.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like if your husband came to you and said
Speaker 3: he found something that really makes him happy and wants
Speaker 3: to start building a giant moth collection. Oh no, good wife,
Speaker 3: what one hundred percent him up on that? No, you
Speaker 3: just said you said a second ago.
Speaker 1: The devil bug.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, absolutely not absolutely, I am about to cuss
Speaker 4: there's no.
Speaker 1: Those things are disgusting.
Speaker 3: Kind of goes against what you just said twenty seconds ago.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm supportive and loving to a certain extent.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a guy on the phone who wanted to
Speaker 3: be a good husband and support his wife's new passion,
Speaker 3: even though he was extremely skeptical and weirded out by it.
Speaker 3: He cheered her on.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 7: Maybe now yeah, now he's wishing that he could take
Speaker 7: it all back because she's launching a whole business around it,
Speaker 7: and it's all thanks to what he was secretly doing
Speaker 7: to support her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she has no idea. You're going to
Speaker 3: hear it in a brand new mass speaker coming up
Speaker 3: at seven to ten. You don't hear me confession, I
Speaker 3: can't take back earl Arms, little mouse text to seven
Speaker 3: eighty five nine two says, instead of a full bath,
Speaker 3: sometimes I'll just fabreeze my two year old and call
Speaker 3: it good.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: It's like clean dirt those kids. Ye know, I watched
Speaker 2: mine once a week.
Speaker 3: I mean, but here's the fabreeze should come out with,
Speaker 3: like a deodorane or some sort of dry shampoo for
Speaker 3: lazy people. I think a lot of people do go
Speaker 3: really well, and if you've ever made some dirty mistakes
Speaker 3: in your life, don't feel bad about that. Fabreeze over
Speaker 3: them by coming on to the mass Speaker and the
Speaker 3: guilt will just magically go away. One of our listeners
Speaker 3: is ready to sprit some happy vibes over his life.
Speaker 3: He's chosen to go by Kyle today. So, Kyle, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 10: Hey, thanks guys for taking my call.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we can't smell you right now, but
Speaker 4: what sent would you give yourself?
Speaker 10: I would say tulips?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: Okay, hearing the voice changer on, Kyle, So you are
Speaker 3: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I guess I'll start here. I have a
Speaker 10: wife of eight years now and.
Speaker 6: I love her.
Speaker 10: I really, I really do.
Speaker 1: But but I really do.
Speaker 4: But I mean that's how you know you've been married
Speaker 4: for eight years?
Speaker 2: How quickly that butt?
Speaker 3: K what's wrong with your wife?
Speaker 6: Say that?
Speaker 3: So I can say this, what's going on?
Speaker 10: She has this new passion which is great, but it
Speaker 10: makes absolutely no sense to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's not your passion.
Speaker 1: But what is it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's true, that's true. But maybe i'll just I'll tell you.
Speaker 9: A little bit about it.
Speaker 10: She lately she loves rocks.
Speaker 3: Rocks, rocks, rocks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rocks like crystals are just like pebbles on the ground,
Speaker 4: like rocks.
Speaker 10: She'll come home with like a big bag full of
Speaker 10: rocks like a child.
Speaker 1: Where does she get her rocks from?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Does she paint him? Those are kind of cute.
Speaker 10: No, No, she doesn't paint him. She'll be like, oh,
Speaker 10: this one's ash gray, this one's smoke gray.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's part crow.
Speaker 3: Penguins pose to other penguins.
Speaker 2: What does she do with all the rocks she brings home?
Speaker 10: Well, she gets really, really really excited. Like she tells
Speaker 10: me how she SUTs on the rocks over by like
Speaker 10: some highway or the train drags.
Speaker 2: Or like on s and on sale.
Speaker 10: Okay, And she'll take out the bags she usually like
Speaker 10: a burlap sack. And he shows me every single rock,
Speaker 10: and I'm like, I know you took that geology class
Speaker 10: in college, right, Like she makes me steel the rocks
Speaker 10: and it goes way over my head and like I'm
Speaker 10: trying to be supportive, you know what I.
Speaker 4: Mean, Because she's taking a scientific angle a little bit
Speaker 4: on these rocks like this one was forged by a
Speaker 4: volcano in the Crustaceous period.
Speaker 3: This one came flying through our living room windows.
Speaker 10: Well, if it were just that, I I honestly a
Speaker 10: little more comfortable.
Speaker 11: But here's the thing.
Speaker 10: She uses them to make rock jewelry.
Speaker 6: Rock.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so she makes rock necklaces and rock bracelets and
Speaker 10: earrings and she puts them up for sale online.
Speaker 4: Was she confused when like rappers were talking about how
Speaker 4: like diamonds are rocks?
Speaker 1: You know, like maybe she got.
Speaker 3: I'll buy an engagement ring and be like, honey, I
Speaker 3: got you a big rock, the biggest rock out there.
Speaker 10: I mean it's weird though, right, I mean, yeah, it's
Speaker 10: kind of boring, but it's you know, I mean, at
Speaker 10: least she's doing something with them.
Speaker 1: It sounds heavy, like rock.
Speaker 4: Ear rings, don't sound like they're gonna feel the end
Speaker 4: of the rock necklace.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it doesn't seem very practical, right, but it comes
Speaker 10: up with these cute cut sea names so that she'll
Speaker 10: fell like the like the rock and pebble pendant.
Speaker 3: And it's kind of cute.
Speaker 10: Concept, great jiggle geo.
Speaker 12: I don't even know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, So she's making some.
Speaker 1: Money on top of.
Speaker 10: They're not selling.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you shouldn't have been the mass speaker.
Speaker 4: Maybe you should have been the unmassed speaker and gotten
Speaker 4: her some like publicity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke, would you like to go and buy some
Speaker 3: rock jewelry right now? Yeah, buy a boulder ankle bracelet.
Speaker 3: It will be one of your first customers then.
Speaker 10: But here's the thing, guys. Every once in a while
Speaker 10: I'll go online and I'll buy some of her jewelry anonymously. Well,
Speaker 10: I'll pay a friend to do it. And when that happened,
Speaker 10: she gets so excited, like I'm.
Speaker 4: In a sail.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 5: That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: She's made to her husband and she doesn't know it.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cute. Actually, do you have like a secret
Speaker 3: drawer like in your dresser that's just all of the
Speaker 3: rock jewelry that you bought from her?
Speaker 13: Set him free in the wild, come back in the water, ships.
Speaker 2: Him to his friends.
Speaker 10: Okay, I haven't sent to my friend. And like, it
Speaker 10: makes me feel really good to see you're happy about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean this started about two years ago, and I'm
Speaker 10: just worried because now she's talking about quitting her regular
Speaker 10: job and selling.
Speaker 9: Rocks full times.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, like.
Speaker 10: Going to trade shows and setting up booths and I'm like, oh, no,
Speaker 10: I made a mistake.
Speaker 3: What's her refund policy?
Speaker 8: Or you.
Speaker 3: Like everyone's thirty day trial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all you do is get j looaded where one
Speaker 4: piece there, she'll be golden.
Speaker 3: Are you in with j Loo's people? Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 3: right now, Okay, send some emails. Maybe maybe we can help.
Speaker 10: I'm just I don't really know what to do because
Speaker 10: I can't really have her quit in her job, and
Speaker 10: I'm trying to be supportive.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: I wonder maybe you can say they're endangered rocks and
Speaker 3: they have to stay out in the wild. You can't
Speaker 3: tamper with it.
Speaker 2: I think what he's saying is she's not a rock
Speaker 2: star Jeffree.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, at least he doesn't take her for granted.
Speaker 2: I like that. It was good. It's slated instead of slave.
Speaker 3: All right, you really need to stop. I'm right, but
Speaker 3: we wish.
Speaker 10: You lucky all listening and the good wishes I do.
Speaker 3: Okay, keep us posted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't send us a link though, because.
Speaker 10: It's a brook Yeah, I'll say it's summer catalog.
Speaker 3: Summer Rock text into seven eighty five nine too. If
Speaker 3: you have a confession you've been holding on to, will
Speaker 3: hid your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
Speaker 3: next mass speaker Phone tabs coming.
Speaker 9: Up next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In our never ending quest to be annoying to people
Speaker 3: over the phone, we put a challenge forward to our
Speaker 3: own Brook Fox and told her to call a major
Speaker 3: retailer and ask for directions to another competing business. And
Speaker 3: then when the person refuses or doesn't know, then you
Speaker 3: give them the directions.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect to me, even though they never ask.
Speaker 3: It'll prove the point that you are the most annoying
Speaker 3: customer I ever.
Speaker 1: Haha.
Speaker 3: That's when you win the prank battle. So best of
Speaker 3: luck to Brook. We'll see how quickly she can get
Speaker 3: under this guy's skin. In your phone, tap right down
Speaker 3: another on the twenties.
Speaker 6: Thank you for calling home. We're doers. Get more. This
Speaker 6: is Blake, How gonna help you?
Speaker 1: Hi, Blake? This is Pam Puffer. I was just in
Speaker 1: your store earlier.
Speaker 6: All right, how gonna help you?
Speaker 1: Well, I just drove off and I forgot to ask
Speaker 1: for directions.
Speaker 4: Do you know where Hank's hardware is?
Speaker 6: No, you don't No, I've never heard of Hank's Hardware.
Speaker 1: You don't know where Hank's is?
Speaker 6: Huh No? Is there something?
Speaker 1: No, get a pin, I just write this down.
Speaker 4: So from your store, you're going to take a left
Speaker 4: out of the parking lot and then go about five
Speaker 4: blocks and you'll hit one hundred and thirtieth Street and
Speaker 4: then you'll turn right at the Chevron.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, gas station.
Speaker 6: You know what's going on here? Why are you giving
Speaker 6: directions to another hardware store.
Speaker 4: It's not just any hardware store, it's Hank's. So once
Speaker 4: you're at the Chevron, are we there? Okay, You're going
Speaker 4: to continue about five hundred feet and then you'll see
Speaker 4: a side street fifty six I think, but it'll be
Speaker 4: all the left and then right next to the Thai
Speaker 4: restaurant Tyronosaurus Bites, funny name.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Why are you telling me this?
Speaker 1: Because I'm helping you. You didn't know where Hanks was.
Speaker 6: I gathered that. I totally I'm with you up to
Speaker 6: that point. Great, Why do I need to know where
Speaker 6: Hanks is?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 4: Everyone should know. It's a great little shot. So do
Speaker 4: you need any other help with the directions or.
Speaker 1: Do you think he got it?
Speaker 6: No, I think. I think I'm good. It's you know,
Speaker 6: right at the chefron and look for the Thai restaurants.
Speaker 1: It yeah, great, you know hopefully I was helpful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were great. Is there anything else I could
Speaker 6: do for you?
Speaker 1: No, that's it. Have a great day, by.
Speaker 6: Thanks. Coming on, we're doers, get more done. This is Blake.
Speaker 6: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Hi, Blake, it's Pam again. Remember I called a few
Speaker 1: minutes ago?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Hanks play you remembered.
Speaker 4: I guess what I'm at Hank's Hardware right now?
Speaker 6: Nice, so you found it.
Speaker 1: I have the funniest story to tell you.
Speaker 6: Uh no, that's all right, I'm sorry, I've got yes silly.
Speaker 4: You're gonna love this because when I got here, I
Speaker 4: actually met Hank himself and I told him about our conversation.
Speaker 4: And he can't believe you don't know.
Speaker 1: Where his story is because you're not that far. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're only about a mile and a half away.
Speaker 6: Did you give him directions with how? Well?
Speaker 4: It's funny you say that because I asked Hank, I said,
Speaker 4: do you know where the home door is?
Speaker 1: Because this nice guy named Blake works there? And guess
Speaker 1: what he said?
Speaker 6: I'm guessing he knows exactly where we works.
Speaker 1: That's the crazy part. He didn't. He didn't know you either.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: So I told him, yep, I I told him when
Speaker 4: he leaves that driveway at Hank's Hardware, he needs to
Speaker 4: take a rite drive about five hundred feet down fifty
Speaker 4: sixth Street.
Speaker 1: I did confirm that is the street.
Speaker 11: And then he's gonna say it lady, Oh, Pam, was it, Pam?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I really don't need directions with the store that
Speaker 6: I'm alread yet. I'm already.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt, but are you grumpy?
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm a little perturbed. I'll go look perturbed.
Speaker 4: Do you need like a cup of coffee to perk
Speaker 4: you up? Because there's this great place called Daisy's Brew
Speaker 4: Do you.
Speaker 1: Want to know where it is?
Speaker 6: You know what? You're not going to do this to
Speaker 6: make him all right. You're not gonna get me a
Speaker 6: where You're gonna be like reeling off three minutes of
Speaker 6: directions because I already know where it is. Okay, I've
Speaker 6: been there.
Speaker 1: You know where Daisy's is?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 4: That's the funniest story yet because I just made daisies up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it doesn't even exist, because this is
Speaker 4: all just a prank phone call. Yeah, because this is
Speaker 4: actually Broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Your coworkers set you up for a phone tub.
Speaker 6: Great. Great, because I have nothing better to do it
Speaker 6: my job.
Speaker 4: Dan wants to say, Hey, you're doing a good job
Speaker 4: dealing with all the crazies at work.
Speaker 6: You know what, the type of people I deal with
Speaker 6: from day to day. This was not out of the
Speaker 6: realm of possibilities. The really exists. Is that a real
Speaker 6: place or this whole thing's completely fabricated.
Speaker 1: No, you should go. You should check it out. Just
Speaker 1: go take a rite.
Speaker 4: Then you're going to see the side street fifty six, Okay,
Speaker 4: and then and then the tie place is.
Speaker 1: Going to be remember right there on your right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wake up.
Speaker 9: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone has a butt when it comes to their relationships.
Speaker 3: I have a butt.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't mean the physical time that's really funny. I mean, yes,
Speaker 3: it's when they're like, I love him, but he doesn't
Speaker 3: know how to load the dishwasher properly. I love her,
Speaker 3: but she's the worst backseat driver in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that case probably has big butt.
Speaker 3: I love them, but they're technically a computer. Oh that's
Speaker 3: a big deal. It's a big but really, it's how
Speaker 3: you deal with the butts that'll lets you know if
Speaker 3: your relationship will make it the distance. One of our
Speaker 3: listeners is struggling because she says she absolutely adores her
Speaker 3: boyfriend of four years and is ready to marry him.
Speaker 3: Oh bye, he has a tiny setback that could leave
Speaker 3: them in financial ruin forever.
Speaker 13: Oh it's kind of like the dishwasher thing avoided though,
Speaker 13: with one perfectly executed phone conversation along with some rock
Speaker 13: solid advice from my co host.
Speaker 3: All Right, we're gonna find out what that is when
Speaker 3: we do your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5: Next.
Speaker 3: It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. How do you politely tell
Speaker 3: someone you love that they have absolutely terrible ideas? Oh, Brook,
Speaker 3: how do you tell jose that every day?
Speaker 6: Is that.
Speaker 3: Difficult for you? I just laugh laugh through it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you just kind of walk out without
Speaker 4: giving anybody an answer.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 3: You know that might work for one of our listeners, Olivia,
Speaker 3: who says she needs help delivering some negative feedback to
Speaker 3: somebody very important and dear to her. So, Olivia, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show, Hill right.
Speaker 1: Oh you sound so nice?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the giggle man.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's part of the problem, is that she's such
Speaker 3: a nice person. She's not used to giving bad feedback.
Speaker 3: But what's going on in your life? Olivia? Why did
Speaker 3: you need our help today?
Speaker 12: So my boyfriend Tommy and I have been together for
Speaker 12: four years, Okay, okay, I would say, like, in general,
Speaker 12: things are so great. He's so sweet and he makes
Speaker 12: me laugh, all right, and he's motivated and hard worker
Speaker 12: and I love that about him.
Speaker 2: These are all wonderful qualities. It sounds great, are you?
Speaker 1: And I just didn't know. It sounds like you're describing me.
Speaker 2: Did you see that she said hard working?
Speaker 3: I was distracted. I heard funny it was and I'm
Speaker 3: guessing it's not jose Who. What's your boyfriend's name, Tommy?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I caught that part.
Speaker 3: Okay, I wasn't listening to that part.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: I thought it was you too, all right.
Speaker 4: You guys are like four years into a relationship, are
Speaker 4: you living together then?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 12: So my issue is that he is in the sort
Speaker 12: of work arena. He's got a little bit too much
Speaker 12: misplaced confidence.
Speaker 1: Oh I like how your voice got hire.
Speaker 9: I know about it.
Speaker 3: I thought confidence is a good thing in the workplace.
Speaker 12: Well, so what he does is he keeps trying to
Speaker 12: all of these new entrepreneurial schemes to get rich.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's one of those guys. Does he have
Speaker 4: a real job or and this is what he's doing
Speaker 4: as a side hustle.
Speaker 12: I mean, he's been in and out of a couple
Speaker 12: of you know, more like nine to five sort of
Speaker 12: stable situations, but those are always kind of like the
Speaker 12: placeholders as he's trying to develop, like whatever news scheme,
Speaker 12: you know, like he's done crypto and nft. He tried
Speaker 12: doing like a dog food company.
Speaker 3: Once, his own dog food company.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he was literally cooking dog food in our kitchen.
Speaker 12: And we don't even have a dog. So guess who
Speaker 12: was the taster.
Speaker 1: Please don't say it was you.
Speaker 2: Let's say it was a dog. She's just laughing.
Speaker 1: You might be the most patient.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend on the history of the planet.
Speaker 6: Well, he's awesome.
Speaker 12: He really is such a cool person and he's my person.
Speaker 12: And so that's why I'm so worried, because I mean,
Speaker 12: he's done all this and he keeps losing money, and
Speaker 12: they just he just keeps failing at these things.
Speaker 1: And he's one of those guys that one day it's
Speaker 1: going to hit right.
Speaker 4: Like you say, he's got food, work, ethics, he's got
Speaker 4: creative ideas.
Speaker 1: You know what's his new idea?
Speaker 12: Well, okay, so right now he's got this idea for
Speaker 12: an app, and I don't know, it seems like a
Speaker 12: bad idea to me.
Speaker 3: Maybe can you tell us and we'll vetit for him?
Speaker 12: Okay, So it's called the.
Speaker 6: S up Sucks.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like up?
Speaker 1: Is it a dating app?
Speaker 12: It's not a dating app. It's more like for a
Speaker 12: bunch of people in your contacts, you can text them
Speaker 12: all at once and like it says like an auto
Speaker 12: text to a bunch of different people.
Speaker 3: Okay, so when when you mass text a bunch of people,
Speaker 3: what does it say?
Speaker 12: It literally just says like supp's that's it. That's what
Speaker 12: it does.
Speaker 1: There's no follow up anything, Nope, nope.
Speaker 3: Okay, well it starts Okay.
Speaker 12: Do you think that's really youthful and hilarious, and I'm
Speaker 12: just very skeptical because I don't Yeah, that's like I'm
Speaker 12: kind of a wasted of time, like.
Speaker 2: To smoke anything.
Speaker 3: The sixteen year olds would love this app. Outside of
Speaker 3: that though, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even think they text anymore. I think that
Speaker 2: they just do voice to text.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe that's generation too. Yeah, there you.
Speaker 5: Go, you do.
Speaker 12: It's just that i' there have been so many of them,
Speaker 12: and I want to I want to support him, and
Speaker 12: I want to believe that he's going to like hit
Speaker 12: the thing. But I also I'm getting a little bit
Speaker 12: of pressure from my family, of course because they love him,
Speaker 12: but they have kind of been on this journey too, Like, right,
Speaker 12: he's doing that.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure he's like hitting every family member up
Speaker 4: and friend for like, hey you want to invest into
Speaker 4: my new company.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's some of that too. But right now, what
Speaker 12: I kind of need help with is so for this
Speaker 12: app thing, he's just about ready to quit the job
Speaker 12: that he has right now, the stable job that he
Speaker 12: has right now. I want to convince him to not
Speaker 12: quit that, and then you know, to kind of convince
Speaker 12: him that he needs to start moving towards keeping stable
Speaker 12: employment because we've been having little conversations about family and
Speaker 12: the future, and.
Speaker 3: Well Brook will tell you family and future that's all overrated.
Speaker 1: Stuff, that's not true.
Speaker 2: I love bamily.
Speaker 3: So you want us to call your boyfriend then and
Speaker 3: help you convince him to not quit.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't want to hurt his feelings and streams.
Speaker 12: I just want him to start focusing on something a
Speaker 12: little bit more stable so that we can kind of
Speaker 12: move forward with our future.
Speaker 3: This is tough because you're talking to a room of
Speaker 3: people who all want to quit their jobs. So but
Speaker 3: maybe we'll be able to come up with something good
Speaker 3: for your boyfriend.
Speaker 9: Then I.
Speaker 1: Want a person.
Speaker 3: Yea half of the room wants.
Speaker 5: To be here.
Speaker 3: But at least we'll give you some half good advice
Speaker 3: when we come back and let you make your awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call to your boyfriend to tell him his
Speaker 3: new idea for an app is a bad idea. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll do it right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Imagine a world somewhere off
Speaker 3: in the distant future where flying cars take you anywhere
Speaker 3: you want to go, Wow.
Speaker 2: It's going to happen.
Speaker 14: Not with that attitude and self driving segways don't crash
Speaker 14: into random walls, and an app takes the terrible burden
Speaker 14: away from you from typing three whole letters to your
Speaker 14: friends and family.
Speaker 2: S up, sup, Wow? Are you writing the commercial for
Speaker 2: her boyfriend right now? Because I think she wants the opposite?
Speaker 3: Jeff, Sure, you do. Probably have to open the app,
Speaker 3: and then I'm guessing hit the menu button is like
Speaker 3: all the logins.
Speaker 2: Like all the paccessed, all your contacts, right.
Speaker 3: And then at that point you're hitting way over three
Speaker 3: buttons already. But still it is cool. I'm a believer
Speaker 3: in the sub app, the Thank Goodness. I'm not giving
Speaker 3: advice because Olivia wants her boyfriend of four years to
Speaker 3: keep his day job and not invent the next greatest
Speaker 3: thing our generation would embrace.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what she'd call it, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Welcome, You guys seem to think that, Brooke. How do
Speaker 3: you recommend shattering Tommy's dreams politely?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 4: I think Olivia, you need to concentrate on why he
Speaker 4: needs to keep his job, not on the app.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 12: Yes, absolutely, Okay, so that's.
Speaker 1: What you say.
Speaker 4: You say, man, honey, babe, whatever you call him. Okay,
Speaker 4: I've just been thinking about how good the romance has been,
Speaker 4: says what's going on?
Speaker 12: I completely forgot. So when you said whatever you call him,
Speaker 12: I just remembered we have we have the silliest nicknames
Speaker 12: for each other and we literally use them every time.
Speaker 12: And I'm going to have to use it on air
Speaker 12: or he's going to know something's going on and what
Speaker 12: is it? You can't judge me?
Speaker 3: Okay, we will judge it so that we don't laugh.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 12: I call him Pudgy Panda, and he calls me butter butter.
Speaker 4: Okay, so when he answers the phone, you say, fudgy Panda, Panda.
Speaker 1: Whatever, whatever panda you are.
Speaker 4: I have just been thinking about how good the romance
Speaker 4: has been since you've started that job. You know, just
Speaker 4: maybe about how you like, Yeah, like you fantasized about
Speaker 4: him in the office and it just turns you on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we got for you. Good luck. We're
Speaker 3: gonna dial your boyfriend Tommy right now and let you
Speaker 3: make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Okay, Okay, here for
Speaker 3: support butter Butter you got this?
Speaker 12: Hello, Hey, pledging Panda's me?
Speaker 6: Oh is it my little butter slug?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm so sorry, sorry for what.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry for bugging you at work. I know how
Speaker 12: busy you are.
Speaker 11: I love being your pudge Panda. I can make time
Speaker 11: for you.
Speaker 12: Me too, Me too. But there is something that I
Speaker 12: need to talk to you about. Is this a good time?
Speaker 6: What's up? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Okay, So I know you've been talking about leaving your
Speaker 12: job at the store to do the app thinks the right.
Speaker 12: So I've just been thinking about it and wondering if, like,
Speaker 12: are you sure that you want to quit everything for
Speaker 12: you know, for that.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, this is nine guaranteed to just blow up, so.
Speaker 12: Right right, Yeah, I know, but you have like said
Speaker 12: that before about some of the other businesses and things
Speaker 12: that you've tried.
Speaker 11: I know, I know, but look, I promise this is
Speaker 11: this is going to be the one, you know.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 12: It's just you know, you're you're so good at your
Speaker 12: job at the store, and it's so sucky, like when
Speaker 12: I go in there and I see you in your
Speaker 12: uniform and you just work in.
Speaker 11: And I don't know, oh you even think I'm even
Speaker 11: sexier when I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 12: Ok Home, yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 11: It's gonna be And look with a book, I have
Speaker 11: people that say that they're ready to invest.
Speaker 12: So wait, really, well, this is the thing my situating.
Speaker 11: This guy whose dad works for like Apple tech support,
Speaker 11: so she thinks I could get a meeting or at
Speaker 11: least like a zoom.
Speaker 12: Yeah, honey, you already told me about that. And that's
Speaker 12: just a guy who works literally at the Apple store.
Speaker 12: He doesn't have like connections with the higher ups in Apples.
Speaker 6: I mean, you never know those people know. People just
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 12: Okay, that's true. But we're talking about possibly getting married
Speaker 12: some days, and I don't want my husband to feel
Speaker 12: like some broke, flailing entrepreneur.
Speaker 11: When you have, you know, you to say because of
Speaker 11: your situation, Well.
Speaker 12: My situation doesn't have anything to do with it, you know,
Speaker 12: it's not really relevant to like.
Speaker 11: Okay, oh, because you're a trust funder and you haven't
Speaker 11: worked in four years, that means you can make all
Speaker 11: the decisions in our life.
Speaker 3: That's new if.
Speaker 1: You haven't in four years?
Speaker 3: What was that Tommy's Okay, sorry, broad.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like the audio version.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on the radio right now with Broke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. My god, this is a segment
Speaker 3: that we do called an Awkward Tuesday phone call. We
Speaker 3: were trying to help Olivia with her conversation about holding
Speaker 3: onto that great sexy job.
Speaker 4: That you have, but we didn't know that Olivia hasn't
Speaker 4: worked in four years.
Speaker 3: It was like super important you had to like keep
Speaker 3: your job. Yeah, Olivia, you did withhold some information from us.
Speaker 12: Okay, so yes, my situation is different. But I and
Speaker 12: I didn't tell you because I don't want to look
Speaker 12: like a hypocrite saying that he needs to make money.
Speaker 12: But I don't want us to get into a marriage
Speaker 12: and then if have like resentment building later, if he
Speaker 12: feels like I'm funding all of these things that aren't
Speaker 12: working and I want him to be able to build
Speaker 12: funding for himself that he's proud of.
Speaker 1: Well he'll need that because I'm sure there'll be a prenup.
Speaker 3: So you know, I don't think you have any resentment
Speaker 3: if you're funding the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think that would lead to all sorts of issues.
Speaker 2: Well not from him, from him.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the thing I've asked her to invest and
Speaker 11: stop and she just refuses.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guessed before.
Speaker 12: Yeah, do you see what I'm talking about? Even right there,
Speaker 12: I'm not going to invest in something that I don't
Speaker 12: think is a good investment, and then that's going to
Speaker 12: create resentment between me and I and issues if he's
Speaker 12: wanting me to contribute to something that I don't really
Speaker 12: think is a good idea, and I just want him
Speaker 12: to have a stable foundation on his own so that
Speaker 12: he doesn't feel like he is beholden to me in
Speaker 12: any way.
Speaker 3: That was a good argument there, Ready for your rebuttal.
Speaker 11: It said the same thing about the computer, like they
Speaker 11: thought it was crazy. They thought it was wild, and
Speaker 11: it's right.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone ever said the computer was a
Speaker 1: bad idea. I don't think that that is actually correct.
Speaker 3: I could see that they were. They were saying like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is stupid. Who would ever use this device? The outside?
Speaker 1: It was using it right away.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting analogy.
Speaker 12: I love your positivity about it. I just I'm really
Speaker 12: wanting you to consider holding onto something that's long term
Speaker 12: and a little more stable until you get one of
Speaker 12: your ideas up on its feet.
Speaker 3: That's the part of this that we didn't mention to you, Tommy.
Speaker 3: Is the whole reason we're calling you is because Olivia
Speaker 3: loves you. She loves everything about you and your motivation
Speaker 3: and drive. She just doesn't want you to give up
Speaker 3: on your solid thing at your job before you fully
Speaker 3: dive into something you're not one hundred percent sure on.
Speaker 4: I mean the thing is maybe you'll have some contacts
Speaker 4: at your regular job that will help propel sup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because like you said, you never know
Speaker 3: people know people. It's like the Apple guy.
Speaker 11: Sure, yeah, I guess you have a point. I see
Speaker 11: what you're saying. Okay, yeah, Now it's blasts on the radio.
Speaker 6: I feel like someone's going to rick it off.
Speaker 2: Think about it as free promotion, Tommy.
Speaker 4: As soon as that app is up and going, everyone
Speaker 4: listening is gonna download it.
Speaker 9: Big show.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I don't know who's talking. I don't know your name,
Speaker 11: but uh, I do need a VP.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Brook, would you like to sign on as
Speaker 3: the vice president of Sucktock Options and everything.
Speaker 1: I'll think about it.
Speaker 11: I just need a sizable investment, and it's the job.
Speaker 3: Look at that. The person who hated the idea of
Speaker 3: the most is now basically running and funding the whole company.
Speaker 3: Up the phone, keep us updated, you two, all right?
Speaker 12: All right, we will thank you by us.
Speaker 1: He means them. I don't really need to know.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about, Brooke. You're going to be
Speaker 3: giving the updates because you're running, sup. Now you're the
Speaker 3: female Zuckerberg.
Speaker 9: In the morning.
Speaker 3: You've heard the term tall tales. Yeah, yeah, there are
Speaker 3: quote true stories from the past that usually have the
Speaker 3: details pretty heavily exaggerated, like the story of Paul Bunyan,
Speaker 3: who was twenty five feet tall with his trusty five
Speaker 3: ton Blue Ox and founded the original Big and Tall store.
Speaker 1: You say that's not true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently some part of that story is exaggerated. I
Speaker 3: don't know which part. Or Johnny apple Seed, the pioneer
Speaker 3: who famously explored the frontier planting ten million apple seeds,
Speaker 3: which clearly wasn't a euphemism in any way.
Speaker 1: Shape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an adult I.
Speaker 5: Never thought of that.
Speaker 1: Read it as a kid like that too.
Speaker 3: It feels like we never hear any new tall tales
Speaker 3: though being made nowadays.
Speaker 1: Oh should we make one?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: That could change today because the stories I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you may sound like they're out there and seem like
Speaker 3: tall tales, but I promise is use just because a
Speaker 3: lot of them are from Florida.
Speaker 1: They're more like meth Tale the True.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna hear them in a brand new edition
Speaker 3: of Care. I don't care, though this is coming up
Speaker 3: at eight cents. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And
Speaker 3: you know the tradition of not seeing the bride in
Speaker 3: her dress before the wedding. It was probably just one
Speaker 3: lazy dude who really didn't want to go dress shopping
Speaker 3: with his future wife.
Speaker 2: It's actually genius.
Speaker 3: It's bad luck for me to see you all by yourself.
Speaker 4: I spend four hours telling you that all white dresses
Speaker 4: don't look the same.
Speaker 3: It's funny because I don't let my co hosts hear
Speaker 3: these news headlines until the actual segment. Oh annual tradition
Speaker 3: and Care don't care. Let's get right into it with
Speaker 3: your first headline. Either you love bacon or you're wrong.
Speaker 3: Don't care.
Speaker 1: I care, so I guess I can.
Speaker 3: There's a collegiate summer baseball team in Macon, Georgia. They
Speaker 3: call themselves Macon Bacon. It's a fun team name, and
Speaker 3: their mascot is actually a seven foot tall slice of
Speaker 3: bacon named Kevin. Here's a picture of it. Do you
Speaker 3: get it? Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon, you know the one.
Speaker 4: The collegiate summer baseball team by my house is the
Speaker 4: fish Sticks, and they have the giant fish stick that
Speaker 4: walks around.
Speaker 1: They need to meet up with Kevin.
Speaker 3: Not everyone is amused, though, by the Bacons. Recently, an
Speaker 3: animal rights group took a stand and said bacon is
Speaker 3: not only a cruel industry, but it increases cancer risk
Speaker 3: in humans.
Speaker 2: Oh really, there's some carcinogens in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So they have asked them to come up with
Speaker 3: a new team name that's healthier and more earth friendly,
Speaker 3: like the Macon smoothies.
Speaker 1: Oh what about the Bacon, Bacon and Bacon.
Speaker 3: Well, the president of Macon Bacon says he was very
Speaker 3: surprised to hear the criticism, which has also been posted
Speaker 3: on billboards all around the city.
Speaker 1: Wow, they went far with it.
Speaker 3: He said that while they do serve a ton of
Speaker 3: bacon in the stadium, they also offer much less popular
Speaker 3: plant based options.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about a backhanded statement.
Speaker 3: He's like, they're there if you want to try him.
Speaker 3: As for the name, he says, we will not consider
Speaker 3: a name change, not now, not ever, no matter how
Speaker 3: many people die from bacon.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: I may have just added that last part.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine walking into that baseball stadium and it
Speaker 4: just smells like bacon?
Speaker 1: Survey?
Speaker 3: Even the players can't focus. God side note, this animal
Speaker 3: rights group is also unhappy about a sports team in
Speaker 3: Wisconsin called the Milwaukee Milkmen.
Speaker 4: Why let's not tell you about my fish sticks.
Speaker 1: Okay, our baseball stadium is called the Fryar.
Speaker 3: Let's get into your next headline. You think this celebrity
Speaker 3: TV host was rich before the results are in, he's
Speaker 3: gonna make even more care don't care, I don't care rich.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I really care.
Speaker 9: I care.
Speaker 1: I need a backup job and this doesn't work out?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, on the floor, how do you guys hate money?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, I guess we're going to our next one.
Speaker 3: The latest health and fitness study is shockingly great news
Speaker 3: for Jose talking I care. There's two thirty four year
Speaker 3: old twins named Ross and Hugo Turner. They're identical twins.
Speaker 3: Plus they're no strangers to a challenge. Okay, they've sailed
Speaker 3: the Atlantic crime, the tallest mountains and even tried to
Speaker 3: reach some of the most remote locations on Earth together.
Speaker 3: So they're really into exploration, Okay, get it, but they're
Speaker 3: equally fascinated with the human body. So in between expeditions,
Speaker 3: the twins did a little experiment on themselves to understand
Speaker 3: how to genetically ida dentical people react to the same
Speaker 3: diet and workout regiment. Okay, they lived together, so they
Speaker 3: were able to eat the exact same meals for twelve
Speaker 3: straight weeks. But the only difference was Hugo worked out
Speaker 3: for twenty minutes at a time while his brother Ross
Speaker 3: worked out for forty.
Speaker 1: Oh give me the twenty minute guy, tell me he won.
Speaker 3: After three months, the results were very eye opening. Despite
Speaker 3: working out twice as long as his twin brother, Ross
Speaker 3: says he saw next to zero difference in their physiques
Speaker 3: or their overall physical performance.
Speaker 9: Ah.
Speaker 4: I will say, it does sound like maybe these two
Speaker 4: were in really good shape before this started.
Speaker 1: Mountains.
Speaker 3: But the crazy part is the one who worked out
Speaker 3: more ended up gaining more weight than his brother did. Yeh,
Speaker 3: muscle mass, No, they had the same muscle mass, the
Speaker 3: other gained more fat.
Speaker 1: It's admitting hes. Yeah, he's like, I'm working out more,
Speaker 1: I deserve it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they concluded a short workout is just as beneficial,
Speaker 3: if not better, than a long work out.
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty second workout.
Speaker 3: Ross was obviously frustrated at the end of their experiments,
Speaker 3: saying I put in double the work, lifted sixteen extra
Speaker 3: hours over twelve weeks, and the results were not worth it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did they decide which brother was going to
Speaker 4: get the long workouts?
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 3: Let's if you guys care about this one. It's already
Speaker 3: dangerous enough when Alexis drives, but this makes it even worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, care, good, bad driver, But I care you're not.
Speaker 3: Driver. Well, if you're in a fairly new car, then
Speaker 3: you probably got a big touch screen display on your dashboard.
Speaker 3: But now companies are planning to upgrade again. How are
Speaker 3: they doing that getting rid of the touch screens altogether?
Speaker 1: We have for like six months?
Speaker 3: Well stop, because apparently the screens are actually the cheapest
Speaker 3: option for manufacturers that cost as little fifty bucks to
Speaker 3: put those in.
Speaker 4: Oh that makes sense because TVs these days are so
Speaker 4: cheap too, so the.
Speaker 3: Car companies would love to keep using them. But there's
Speaker 3: been more and more evidence that having all your controls
Speaker 3: on a screen is actually very very dangerous.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just rented a car over the
Speaker 4: weekend and it had a touchscreen. I could not figure
Speaker 4: out how to turn the heat up, the volume down.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, serve it all over the place.
Speaker 3: Is such just an age thing.
Speaker 1: There's so much information on one screen.
Speaker 3: One expert said, it's weird that everyone knows texting and
Speaker 3: driving is bad, but no one complains that everybody's basically
Speaker 3: using an iPad when they're out on the road right here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they say, knobs and buttons are easier to find without looking,
Speaker 3: and that's something that the younger drivers are just now
Speaker 3: finding out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So Tesla put all those screens in not because they
Speaker 4: were fancy, but because they were cheap.
Speaker 3: That's right. So companies are starting to switch back now
Speaker 3: to the old knobs and buttons way, although it could
Speaker 3: be temporary because cars are becoming more and more autonomous anyway,
Speaker 3: and they're driving themselves, so soon you won't you won't
Speaker 3: have screens or buttons or knobs. It's just going to
Speaker 3: be a chair in an empty.
Speaker 1: Vehicle and you just trust it to get somewhere.
Speaker 3: You just hop it, take a nap till your car
Speaker 3: and get see where you want to go. Finally, Jeff's
Speaker 3: joke of the day, carrot don't care? What do you
Speaker 3: call it when a tired dad makes a pizza? What
Speaker 3: Papa yawns? That was carrot don't care?
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: On the phone today, we have Zach from Olympia, who
Speaker 3: has never played win Brooks Bucks before. Yeah, in fact,
Speaker 3: doesn't know anything about the game.
Speaker 2: Why did you call in?
Speaker 3: He called in by accident. Now that he's here, he says,
Speaker 3: you know what, I think I could possibly beat her. Okay,
Speaker 3: so he's gonna give it his best shot. We actually
Speaker 3: had to explain what the game was before he even
Speaker 3: came on. But Zach, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Zach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know the show at all?
Speaker 11: I listened to the show.
Speaker 6: I wasn't sure what I was calling about. I just
Speaker 6: heard the like.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure who you were.
Speaker 3: But I swear, I mean, we didn't do this every
Speaker 3: single day. So that you saying you listened to the show,
Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent of.
Speaker 6: Zach.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you being here. We're sending Brook out of
Speaker 3: the studio for this and while that happens. Here's how
Speaker 3: the game works. Thirty seconds for you to answer as
Speaker 3: many questions as you can. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat Brook
Speaker 3: out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 10: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Speed is the name of the game. Here, good luck.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. In what year of the nineties
Speaker 3: did Aerosmith become the first major band to let fans
Speaker 3: download a free new song from the.
Speaker 6: Internet ninety eight?
Speaker 3: What animal is considered to be the national bird of America? Eagle?
Speaker 3: What comes after million, billion and trillion In the US,
Speaker 3: they're called a principle. What are they called in the UK?
Speaker 3: Averaging four thousand hours of sunshine per year? What Arizona
Speaker 3: city is considered the sunniest place in the world. Phoenix,
Speaker 3: Tucson or Yuma, Phoenix? Well done, Zach for that first try.
Speaker 3: Good work there. Brook's gonna come back into the studio
Speaker 3: and I see on my screen or here Zach works
Speaker 3: security at construction sites.
Speaker 4: Oh do you ever cat call the construction workers just
Speaker 4: to know No, I'm usually there even the playing field.
Speaker 3: Well, we have the security guy, the construction guy. We
Speaker 3: just need to get a Native American chief in there
Speaker 3: and a biker guy, and then soon you're gonna have
Speaker 3: the whole village team. The village Team. For copyrights, we
Speaker 3: can't call them what the original band name.
Speaker 1: We might as well just call them the town people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't think we can say it, Josh.
Speaker 3: Okay, well fun the village people. Uh so, oh no,
Speaker 3: you just got so because your turn.
Speaker 6: You're ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your time starts now. In what year the nineties
Speaker 3: did Aarosmith become the first major band to let fans
Speaker 3: download a free new song from the.
Speaker 1: Internet nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: What animal is considered to be the national bird of
Speaker 3: America the bald eagle? What comes after million, billion and
Speaker 3: trillion bajillion. In the US, they're called the Principle, But
Speaker 3: what are they called in the UK?
Speaker 2: Uh? Superintendent, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know who ouch? Averaging four thousand hours of sunshine per year?
Speaker 3: What Arizona city is considered the sunniest place in the world. Phoenix,
Speaker 3: Tucson or Yuma.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I'm gonna go Uma.
Speaker 9: Ooh.
Speaker 3: We're gonna see if any of that was right when
Speaker 3: we go over to the scoreboard and check it with
Speaker 3: Jose cheap bes cheap.
Speaker 1: By oh baby che moos chiemus.
Speaker 13: Zach, for the first time, you did okay, you got
Speaker 13: one oh okay.
Speaker 3: Acceptable and Brook you didn't get the same amount of
Speaker 3: questions in and you got to barely barely close game.
Speaker 2: Jason, call back and play again sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get these answers in for everybody real quick.
Speaker 3: In the nineties, Aerosmith became the first major band to
Speaker 3: let fans download a free new song from the Internet.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety four. On this day, the song was
Speaker 3: head First. The animal that's the national bird of America
Speaker 3: is the bald eagle. Did we give that one to Zach?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 3: We gave you credit for eagle on that one, Zach.
Speaker 3: After million, billion and trillion, next is quadrillion.
Speaker 2: But jillion would be so much cooler.
Speaker 3: In the US they're called the principal. In the UK,
Speaker 3: they're called head teacher.
Speaker 1: Or headmaster like head mistress.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Averaging four thousand hours of sunshine per year. The Arizona
Speaker 3: city with that's the sunniest place in the world is Yuma, Arizona.
Speaker 11: Cool.
Speaker 3: Now, Zach, We can't give you any money here, but
Speaker 3: what we can do just for playing is send you
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars gift card to shoogar Plum. Sugar Plum
Speaker 3: is a locally founded, woman owned business that is the
Speaker 3: natural way to be hair free. You can book your
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Speaker 6: Yeah sounds fun.
Speaker 3: All right, there you go go get your plumb sugar.
Speaker 1: How was your How would you rate your first time?
Speaker 11: Not too bad?
Speaker 12: That would be a lot, I mean more difficult at
Speaker 12: least even though I only got one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an interesting thing to say after you only
Speaker 4: get one, Zach, But it was pretty easy.
Speaker 6: But I lost.
Speaker 3: I was expecting a negative score. Well, you'll do better
Speaker 3: next time, bro, Thanks so much for playing, dude. We'll
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Block same time tomorrow, brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.