Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety three,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Dirdilly's Guys production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, Jim twenty eighth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Wow. I love that.
Speaker 2: It's National Parchment Day for all my people cooking like
Speaker 2: it's the seventies, National Insurance Awareness Day, International Body Piercing Day,
Speaker 2: National Paul Bunyon Day, National.
Speaker 1: Logistics Day, Alaska Day.
Speaker 2: You got it all? Oh it caps International caps lock Day.
Speaker 1: Okay, shout out to the former president who we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about. Paul Lonon keeps a lot that Paul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is big and he likes to keep his font
Speaker 1: big exactly. My name's Jack O'Brien aka oh Remis. You
Speaker 1: got what I need and it's a big cup full
Speaker 1: of come. It's just a big cup of your come.
Speaker 3: Oh Grid, miss you, you got what I need and
Speaker 3: it's a big cup full of com just a cup
Speaker 3: of your purple come.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the discord, Thank you for that one. Ravioli
Speaker 1: That no two words sound more like a ghost face
Speaker 1: lyric to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Ravioli God with the Gore text and you're like, what, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: I don't know it. It doesn't feel like it's going away.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like the Grimmas Com milkshake. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to stop being fun to make.
Speaker 2: TikTok fucking took took this stupid joke and was like,
Speaker 2: this is what we think of the purple and it's
Speaker 2: killing kids.
Speaker 1: We think it's fentanyl. It's also very good theory.
Speaker 2: That'd be amazing cops interacting just walking by McDonald's man,
Speaker 2: which they do from time to time, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, eat junk food.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm thrilled to be joined as always
Speaker 1: by my co host, mister Miles Graan.
Speaker 2: In yard Jam, in yard Jam, Gum's Gums come shout
Speaker 2: out to the Castle Casanova with that cranberries inspired AKA
Speaker 2: because yeah, talking about when if he was telling me that,
Speaker 2: like weightlifters just for cramming gummy works creaming gummies, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they gotta get that boost.
Speaker 1: Man. It just feels feels like they're also working jaw there,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because there's.
Speaker 2: Got to be just a mandibular extras.
Speaker 1: They have those, like why why not just if you're
Speaker 1: just trying to like pack in as many as much
Speaker 1: glucose as possible, just like bring bring a bottle of
Speaker 1: maple syrup. Yeah, squeeze that to the don't. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, gummies are fun there and they probably get
Speaker 1: the jaw working. You know, that big weightlifter jaw, that
Speaker 1: big RFK junior jaw. Don't remind me of that cursed
Speaker 1: r FK junior jaw.
Speaker 2: Actually, somebody on someone ze put jailhouse tattoos on that
Speaker 2: picture of him with the shirt off. Is any with
Speaker 2: and like put like have it wearn like Loakes like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have got him fully elected president when
Speaker 1: people were like, yo, dude, he's a gang He's a
Speaker 1: gang member. I'm voting for him. Man. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I love doing a nice extended preamble with our guest
Speaker 1: today because I feel like he's among the most both
Speaker 1: polite and that he doesn't talk before we introduce him,
Speaker 1: but also like kind of starts squirming around, really is
Speaker 1: ready to talk. He stays ready to talk. He is
Speaker 1: a hilarious and talented comedian and podcast host, one of
Speaker 1: our favorite guests. You've seen him doing stand up on TV.
Speaker 1: You've seen him doing stand up live in front of you,
Speaker 1: if you're very lucky on a stage. Possibly you've heard
Speaker 1: him on podcasts all across this great land we call
Speaker 1: the Internet. He is one of the foremost experts on
Speaker 1: who will win an Oscar. Please welcome the brilliant, the
Speaker 1: hilarious Nick Turner. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: I also wanted to come out with a little bitty
Speaker 4: about Jack Miles Gray, but you know, that's all I got.
Speaker 5: But I did think about how tik talk told me
Speaker 5: that rim is purple coum won't stop.
Speaker 6: Okay, there you go, like the TikTok song. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 6: there you go. Thank you guys, And no, I'm not
Speaker 6: going to talk during the beginning.
Speaker 1: You know, you're a fucking professional. People.
Speaker 5: People have been listening to podcasts for a long time,
Speaker 5: and they hear a voice of someone that has not
Speaker 5: been introviewed, introduced, they turn it off. I say, wow,
Speaker 5: the guest is not respectful. Goodbye. Yeah, my kid knowing
Speaker 5: this don't even last.
Speaker 1: I don't want my kid even like feeling the energy
Speaker 1: I'm picking up by listening to it.
Speaker 5: I don't want people to know it's even a possibility,
Speaker 5: my son.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't. Yeah, he's only good. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know about bad things, right, pure of heart. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then like every time someone gets murdered on TV
Speaker 5: and my son's I explained to him why that person
Speaker 5: deserved it, right.
Speaker 2: They spoke before they were being introed on a podcast.
Speaker 2: You didn't see that scene before, but that's why they
Speaker 2: just got brutally stabbed right.
Speaker 1: Now, including like the local news and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and every every time, it's just every time, you're
Speaker 2: just saying, that person spoke before they they were introduced
Speaker 2: as a guest on a podcast, this movie too.
Speaker 5: That person didn't tell Daddy they loved them.
Speaker 1: That. I think that's a good tip. All right, Well, Nick,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better.
Speaker 1: In a moment, we tell our listeners a couple of
Speaker 1: the things we're talking about today. There's been a tape leak.
Speaker 1: We've been a little leak of the tape that was
Speaker 1: referenced in the indictment against Trump. We're starting to see
Speaker 1: why Jack Smith seemed so confident he is. The tape
Speaker 1: is just it's truly like a comedic cutaway, like to
Speaker 1: contrast someone being like, I didn't do that, and then
Speaker 1: there's the tape of him being like I did it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it right now on tape. Look at me,
Speaker 1: Like it's do we know who released that? CNN? But
Speaker 1: who got it? Though? Yeah? Who got it? And also
Speaker 1: like they say he was talking to a writer, that
Speaker 1: is a question that I had, like who's the writer
Speaker 1: he's talking to?
Speaker 5: Well, the writers there's two writers that he's talking to
Speaker 5: that were writing an autobiography of Mark Meadows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what that's why they were there. Amazing, But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean it definitely it's not that
Speaker 2: it doesn't the DOJ isn't. They're not interested in that.
Speaker 2: It's probably on the other side.
Speaker 1: So for in terms of like technically learning new things,
Speaker 1: I don't think we have. But it's just wonderful texture.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of what you would expect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird to be a fly on the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like you know a moment where these people like fawning
Speaker 2: over Trump because he's just talking absolute nonsense and you
Speaker 2: can hear how people handle him. They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That He's like right, good, it's really cool. Right, all right.
Speaker 1: I can say even more now that you didn't think
Speaker 1: I was going to be this cool, did you.
Speaker 5: No, No, it is a little insight onto how like
Speaker 5: into how people talk to him. Mm hmmm, yeah, where
Speaker 5: it's like, I don't probably that's how every conversation goes,
Speaker 5: where he like says something insane, possibly illegal, and then
Speaker 5: you go yeah, oh yeah, yes, sir, that is crazy
Speaker 5: that you are showing me this.
Speaker 2: Yes, nothing else about it. Yeah, so this is a problem.
Speaker 5: I could have declassified this if I was still president,
Speaker 5: but now I can't. I mean, that line yeah alone
Speaker 5: is like just super cold amazing.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about the tape. We'll talk about the
Speaker 1: defenses of the tape. We'll talk about cocaine. Of course.
Speaker 1: Cocaine is the hot new drug. Have you have you
Speaker 1: guys heard of this? Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: I saw it at a liberal coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Recently they're melting down the plastic that they used to
Speaker 1: smuggle the cocaine. Titanic is coming in Netflix. People are
Speaker 1: acting like this was all a last minute arrangement. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: But we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: The Seagate thing for or ocean Gate thing for months now.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's all been a plan. It's one of the
Speaker 1: greatest examples of buzz marketing. Speaking of buzz logan, Paul's
Speaker 1: energy drink is trying to kill children, it would seem
Speaker 1: it's it seems like it's kind of bad for you.
Speaker 1: We'll talk, Yeah, like trying to kill them. It's so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: allee plenty more. But first, Nick Turner, we do like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search
Speaker 1: history that's first? Tom, Yeah, he doesn't need to be
Speaker 1: It's fine, And I'm just surprised we have the rearranged
Speaker 1: search history has probably been first for one thousand, five
Speaker 1: hundred episodes. Is that how we've done?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, Well it's funny because it's it's last on
Speaker 5: the list of things that you send out that you're
Speaker 5: going to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like to keep you off guard so that
Speaker 1: maybe you give us your real search history, pretty search
Speaker 1: history you want people to believe.
Speaker 5: So anyway, I just know that I'm angry right off top.
Speaker 5: The last thing that I that I google old was
Speaker 5: where does bandit work? M And you don't band If
Speaker 5: you have a kid who's maybe just a little younger
Speaker 5: than mine or too old, what's your youngest lie?
Speaker 2: Mine is five years old.
Speaker 5: Okay, so he's in it. It's yeah. But what's funny
Speaker 5: about Blue is that they have jobs, and they have
Speaker 5: like dog jobs.
Speaker 2: Oh and wait, which one's blue? Wait, who's bandit?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the dad's.
Speaker 2: I've seen the Bluey.
Speaker 1: I've seen.
Speaker 2: I definitely seen a couple of episodes. Oh so, oh
Speaker 2: Bandit is like the okay, got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, if you don't know, Blue is like one of
Speaker 5: the only shows that you can watch as an adult
Speaker 5: like a kids show. I think it's like SpongeBob, you know,
Speaker 5: where it's like the jokes are good enough, you know,
Speaker 5: and it feels good enough that adults watch it anyway, Right.
Speaker 1: It feels good. It's also it can be like heartbreak hands.
Speaker 1: It's it's very it can be heartbreaking.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like, uh, I look at his like
Speaker 5: a blueprint for how to interact with your kids. It's
Speaker 5: like the parents just yes and everything and explain everything,
Speaker 5: and they're just so nice and.
Speaker 1: So patient, so patient, like the they have like Zen
Speaker 1: Buddhist levels of patients with their children, and that that
Speaker 1: is one of the first questions that occurs to you
Speaker 1: watching it, is like, so the dad is just like
Speaker 1: unemployed or something. What's going on? Why is he spending
Speaker 1: an entire day?
Speaker 5: Because the show's not about their jobs, it's about you
Speaker 5: know how so but the both the parents have.
Speaker 1: Dog jobs, which I think is really funny.
Speaker 5: Like he's an archaeologist, meaning that he digs up bones, okay,
Speaker 5: and the mom, Chili is is a sidewalk shitter. She's
Speaker 5: a bomb sniffing dog at the airport.
Speaker 1: No wait, there's applies the presentstic and international terrorism, but
Speaker 1: there Australia, there's not as much of a worry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ozzie's a gang. Who are who's who's bringing bombs
Speaker 2: into your country?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 1: Not with Chili on the way do.
Speaker 2: They reference like do you ever go to work with
Speaker 2: the dad and be like, oh he's doing this, and
Speaker 2: like oh this mom is, you know, sniffing up bombs
Speaker 2: and ship.
Speaker 8: I don't know if they know she's a mom at work,
Speaker 8: you know, yeah, exactly, you know, not it's not her
Speaker 8: only identity.
Speaker 5: Because women at work often face extra challenges, uh, being mothers.
Speaker 5: This is true, and some of them have really mean bosses.
Speaker 5: And now my wife actually has a very mean, mean,
Speaker 5: mean boss at her office and it's sounds horrible. Oh,
Speaker 5: it's me, that's right.
Speaker 1: I am pretty bad. What you see not what you
Speaker 1: get with this podcast, this whole.
Speaker 5: Personality, hiding it in front of almost everybody every time
Speaker 5: you ever open up your mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's good, I'm coming for him, but because I
Speaker 1: just I think I can squeeze a little more productivity
Speaker 1: out of them with the force of my personality nick
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure, and and my hunger for conflict.
Speaker 1: Those are the two things that drive me.
Speaker 5: And you've started that seven day work week for.
Speaker 1: Which she loves. That's right. Yeah, that's how the only
Speaker 1: way we'll have it. The we don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: we're fully up on Blue, or at least I don't
Speaker 1: think I've watched every episode of Blue with my kids.
Speaker 1: They do. We don't like go to work with them ever,
Speaker 1: right is this just lower?
Speaker 5: No, you don't go to work with them. They just
Speaker 5: talk about it like sometimes, but like not enough to
Speaker 5: even like know, Like I don't know their names because
Speaker 5: they don't mention it enough. It's only like if another
Speaker 5: adult they see out calls them by their first name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, banned it and chili yeah yeah, you know some
Speaker 1: great Australian accents like the really really makes you fond
Speaker 1: of I guess it just makes you fond of everything
Speaker 1: that it touches, you know.
Speaker 5: I was reading recently they had to change an episode
Speaker 5: that hadn't aired here just in Australia that included fat
Speaker 5: shaming because they're very worried about everything.
Speaker 2: All right, But it's when you're ascribing some kind of
Speaker 2: value to it that yeah bad. Like It's like it's
Speaker 2: like the same thing too. I've talked about like in
Speaker 2: like Asian culture, because you'd be like, hey, you're bald,
Speaker 2: or like wow, look at your pimples. Like you know,
Speaker 2: it's like a lot of cultures don't have like a
Speaker 2: there's no like you just go straight to it. There's
Speaker 2: it's it's very direct, and especially when you talk about
Speaker 2: someone's looks. And I was talking about that with like
Speaker 2: my wife and I was like, oh, yeah, we do
Speaker 2: that japanel times, like yeah, but that's.
Speaker 1: Like toxic And I'm like, right, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, that's true.
Speaker 1: Haha. I didn't think. I feel like bald shaming is
Speaker 1: still pretty common like in the US at the very least,
Speaker 1: like that, oh yeah, yeah, nobody's trying to speak up for.
Speaker 2: The bald well, I think it's because it's, like, you know,
Speaker 2: because we live in such a patriarchal society. They're like, no,
Speaker 2: fuck you guys talking about men.
Speaker 5: The only show that really talks about being bald is
Speaker 5: Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: And they they understand that people hate bald. People hate
Speaker 5: you bald, Larry Yo, I just got on monoxidil. Uh
Speaker 5: huh oh you started taking hair loss pills or the
Speaker 5: or growth or whatever because I just got I got
Speaker 5: to this. I'm not bald, but I've got enough of hair.
Speaker 2: You got enough of a you're starting a measure, trying
Speaker 2: to measure it.
Speaker 1: You're like, I can notice it. You got the calipers
Speaker 1: out and went from your eyebrow bone to your hairline,
Speaker 1: and we're like it's pasted. Yea where I need.
Speaker 5: That's the one where that's like a pencil holder, slash
Speaker 5: knife that you compass. That's a that's a compass. That
Speaker 5: thing is how I used it in school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the first compass you can bring to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was allowed allowable And isn't the compass the ruler
Speaker 1: that's a protractor pro tract, that's a pro tractor. Wrangles
Speaker 1: and stuff the way you said ship like like a lot,
Speaker 1: like you just fucked up majorly with them. He's just up. Hey, Nick,
Speaker 1: you just fucked up big time. Man. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to tell you.
Speaker 5: My kids school supplies and I really got him the
Speaker 5: wrong thing they get.
Speaker 1: You got him a compass, Yeah, they they generally don't
Speaker 1: give those two.
Speaker 5: I got him a whole orienteering set.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know that phrase.
Speaker 5: But oh, that's like, that's where you would have a compass.
Speaker 5: That's for like looking, you know, like tricking the woods. Nick,
Speaker 5: what's something you think is great question? Yes, great question,
Speaker 5: and I'm prepared to answer that. I think overrated. Are
Speaker 5: the signs that say smile.
Speaker 1: You're on camera there.
Speaker 5: I don't know why anyone would buy it. I don't
Speaker 5: know why anyone on earth would put that on the
Speaker 5: outside of their house, because nothing makes me angrier.
Speaker 1: The subtext of that is hey, fuck face, Like there
Speaker 1: is an implied hey fuck face in there.
Speaker 5: Yes, like it reads as a curse word. Of course,
Speaker 5: smile a dipshit. Yeah, fucking something, you fucking Joe's house,
Speaker 5: your piece of ship, and I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Speaker 1: Smile aggressive.
Speaker 5: It sucks because Also it's like if you I don't
Speaker 5: even think you have a camera. I think you're just
Speaker 5: saying that because you're like afraid because you don't have
Speaker 5: a camera. If you have a camera, you're secretive about
Speaker 5: it because you want to catch somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean would you rather catch
Speaker 2: somebody trying to murder you or have them be dissuaded
Speaker 2: by a cabinance within.
Speaker 5: Well, I can't come.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for you, motherfucker.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if most people like breaking into your
Speaker 5: house are there to murder you.
Speaker 1: Uh, you never know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is. It is one of those
Speaker 2: things whenever you see like like vandalism and stuff, like
Speaker 2: you're like, I wonder if what would happen if they
Speaker 2: had a camera?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in terms of if because I'd say, smile,
Speaker 1: you're on camera, they're generally trying to stop people from
Speaker 1: doing a crime that's like vandalism, right yeah, or you know,
Speaker 1: and and then you are just antagonizing them, like in
Speaker 1: order to get them to stop to not like kick
Speaker 1: over the potted plant as they steal your Amazon delivery
Speaker 1: or whatever. You know.
Speaker 5: It's also extra worse in Los Angeles because like you know,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get on TV. And then when you
Speaker 5: come at me and you're like, smile, look, we're recording.
Speaker 5: That's what I wanted, but not like this, not like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then let you like knocking on the door,
Speaker 2: Like could I actually get the daily footage? Like to
Speaker 2: go back over the daily obs for real?
Speaker 1: But I ain't never done nothing. Yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: really funny to like go to the house with that
Speaker 1: sign and be like, hey, could I actually get a
Speaker 1: look of that at that footage? I just want to
Speaker 1: see like how I'm how how I come across on camera?
Speaker 2: Or you should record an audition on it and demand
Speaker 2: that they give it because you need it for a
Speaker 2: role you're going for, like knocking the door. Hey man,
Speaker 2: I just didn't audition on your camera.
Speaker 1: You said I was on camera? What the man you
Speaker 1: were directing me asking me not to come for.
Speaker 5: The I always yeah, you just like put on a
Speaker 5: play for those people. Just give him some to look at,
Speaker 5: Like I always do the monologue from uh, I know
Speaker 5: what you did last summer where she's in the rain screaming.
Speaker 1: What are you waiting for?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But they never come out. Yeah, what a monologue?
Speaker 5: The best written monologues in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was the guy.
Speaker 5: Wait, wasn't that the guy who wrote Scream, who wrote
Speaker 5: Dawson's Creek. Oh sure, Kevin something Williamson. Yeah, the guy
Speaker 5: who wrote Dawson's Creek wrote Scream. Yeah, he was like
Speaker 5: the hottest guy in the world.
Speaker 1: Kevin Williamson. Yeah. I think that's right. Yeah, maybe Creek.
Speaker 5: Yeah is the is a I know what you did
Speaker 5: last summer there scream just scream. I don't I know
Speaker 5: he did, I know what you did.
Speaker 1: I feel like that was one of those things when
Speaker 1: a writer gets really hot, they have like a team
Speaker 1: that is just churning out Kevin Williamson brand script. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, Maybe that does like James Patterson. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: damn developed Vampire Diaries. This guy is fucking pay Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing very good. Geez his number of houses he
Speaker 1: owns probably yeah. Well, well, well, if it isn't Creek
Speaker 1: Sides very own Steven Spielberg creeks, Hey, Dawson, What was
Speaker 1: the name of that place? I haven't no idea, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't remember. I mean, everyone just greeted
Speaker 1: each other the most. It was like they were trying
Speaker 1: to get to a word count every every time they
Speaker 1: opened their mouths on that show.
Speaker 2: That show is so bad or is I remember watching
Speaker 2: it like last year or some of it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, where are the black people? And then when
Speaker 2: they appear, it's just like so terribly handled. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is this is something else. This creek wasn't for me.
Speaker 2: Cape Side, Massachusetts Cape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well well well North Carolina shot shot is where
Speaker 1: it was shot, right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I took the tour and I mean it's like a
Speaker 5: self tour when I was doing stand up there one
Speaker 5: weekend and I went to all the spots on it
Speaker 5: and I did not recognize one of them.
Speaker 1: What are the spots even?
Speaker 5: Like it at Yeah, it's like bars and like you
Speaker 5: know the pier and I don't know these certain streets
Speaker 5: or whatever, Like I don't know, you're not going to
Speaker 5: Michelle's house.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. Somebody went through with a camera one day
Speaker 1: for twelve hours and got a bunch of shots of
Speaker 1: the outside of buildings that were then used to set
Speaker 1: up scenes that happened on.
Speaker 5: A back line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a hey, Nick? Oh shit, Nick over here
Speaker 1: over here? What is something? What's something?
Speaker 5: You think is underrated, Nick Oh, I think I just
Speaker 5: went to Mexico. I went to end Sonata, which is
Speaker 5: two hours south on the Baja Coast, south of two
Speaker 5: hours south of Tijuana, and I had very expensive tacos.
Speaker 5: I had very cheap tacos. I had every type of
Speaker 5: tacos you could have. And the tortillas in these tacos,
Speaker 5: no matter where you get them, are so superior to
Speaker 5: tacos and tortillas that I get in Southern California. And
Speaker 5: you constantly hear, living in Southern California, how you got
Speaker 5: the best Mexican food in the world. But there is
Speaker 5: a disconnect and I don't know what it is, and
Speaker 5: I don't know why I can't purchase tacos or tortillas
Speaker 5: like shipped up that taste is good. But I think
Speaker 5: we really, we really got a big head based on
Speaker 5: our location and number of Mexican restaurants that our food
Speaker 5: is somehow comparable to that of Mexican food, and it isn't.
Speaker 5: And I also need recommendations on where to get tortillas
Speaker 5: that taste like that in Los Angeles because somebody must
Speaker 5: be shipping them.
Speaker 1: Right, that's tortillas. I've ever had in southern California or
Speaker 1: Sonora Town way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had Sonora Town that's good. But can you
Speaker 5: buy Yeah, you can probably buy tortillas from them.
Speaker 1: Maybe they seem cool.
Speaker 5: Like Guisado's has great tortillas. But I've been told cookbook,
Speaker 5: gotta go to Cookbook. I haven't been yet.
Speaker 1: Okay. It is the thing where we have like shipped content.
Speaker 1: There are trucks driving across the United States full of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn tapwater. You like make bagels in Los Angeles as
Speaker 1: we speak, presumably, but they have not figured out that
Speaker 1: that'd be really fun.
Speaker 5: The idea of taking Mexican tap water, bring it, just
Speaker 5: killing yourself with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder is it just like the corn or
Speaker 2: like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I can't figure it out. I was baffled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one curse. Research would tell you that a
Speaker 2: lot of the ingredients just lack the kind of preservatives.
Speaker 1: That's a boo when you're buying, like if you then
Speaker 1: stable for four months at least. Yeah, yeah, well this
Speaker 1: is not helped. Yeah, well, look, hey, figure it out.
Speaker 1: Somebody let them know. That's what we're here for to
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: listen to the Trump tape. And we're back and CNM
Speaker 1: released audio recordings of Trump that we're referenced in the indictment.
Speaker 1: And it's pretty pretty damning. So it is, Yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 1: It's pretty.
Speaker 2: But that's what I think makes it frustrating. You're gonna
Speaker 2: listen to this tape. He's gonna literally describe the crimes
Speaker 2: he's doing and his like his knowledge of it. And
Speaker 2: then we're still going to be pondering if he will
Speaker 2: see the inside of the jail. But anyway, here, here
Speaker 2: we go. This is uh the Trump mixtape that just
Speaker 2: dropped courtesy of CNN.
Speaker 7: He's are bad, sick.
Speaker 6: That was your cue, you know, against you.
Speaker 9: When Millie's talking about, oh, you were going to try
Speaker 9: to do a kid now that they were trying to
Speaker 9: do that before you even were sworn in, that's right,
Speaker 9: trying to overthrow your life.
Speaker 7: Well with Milly, let me see that. I'll show you
Speaker 7: an example. He said that I wanted to attack.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're hearing him shuffle what we announce these top
Speaker 1: secret documents. So that's the bag.
Speaker 2: He goes hand me that really quick because the thing
Speaker 2: they're even starting off. Was the idea that Mark Milly
Speaker 2: was saying that like, you know what he what the
Speaker 2: plan was for if Trump went, you know, just completely
Speaker 2: off the rails and was trying to start a war.
Speaker 2: And that's why he's like to him, like, no, this
Speaker 2: is this is what is really happening. To hand me
Speaker 2: these secret documents.
Speaker 7: Isn't it amazing? I have a big pile of papers,
Speaker 7: this thing just camera up.
Speaker 2: Look this was him.
Speaker 7: They presented me. This is off the record, but they
Speaker 7: presented me this, this was him.
Speaker 5: This was also what record.
Speaker 7: We looked at him. This was him. This wasn't done
Speaker 7: by me, This was him. All sorts of stuff, pages long,
Speaker 7: the record.
Speaker 1: From yeah, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Just found Isn't that amazing? This totally wins my.
Speaker 1: Case, you know, I just love.
Speaker 2: This totally wins my case. You know, the most damning evidence.
Speaker 1: M hmm, okay, well that was the coup they were
Speaker 1: doing against you, against you the whole time. But he
Speaker 1: goes on, except it is like highly everyone's laughing.
Speaker 7: Look at this, Jack and Hillary would print that out.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what he just said? Look at this
Speaker 1: it's secret. Look look at this.
Speaker 2: You attack and like clearly showing you something very fairy.
Speaker 5: Then the staffer says, Hillary would print that out all
Speaker 5: the time, you know, yeah, Shade, but uh, it's in
Speaker 5: his fucking hand, right, he wouldn't print it out already.
Speaker 7: She send it to Anthony Wayner.
Speaker 10: A politician that she knows, not a stranger she was
Speaker 10: trying to impress by restaurants with clearance.
Speaker 1: It's truly, he is in the like end of raging
Speaker 1: bull like era where he's just trying to impress whoever
Speaker 1: comes by and just be like, hey, look at this.
Speaker 2: Right right, just a punch drunk boxer.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Anthony Wiener thing is just to be
Speaker 1: able to evoke his name because you know, he was
Speaker 1: with Juma Aberdeen her you know number two. Anyway we go, he.
Speaker 7: Said he wanted to attack a run and what he
Speaker 7: said this was done by the military given to me.
Speaker 7: I think we can probably know.
Speaker 5: We'll have to see, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Ss president, I could have, can't you know? But this is.
Speaker 1: Is that interesting? We have a problem?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's even like, yeah, maybe we could try
Speaker 2: to like she even knows like I you can't.
Speaker 1: But anyway, now we have a drum. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 7: It's so cool. It's so and you probably almost didn't
Speaker 7: believe me, but now you believe me. It's incredible, right,
Speaker 7: it brings brings.
Speaker 1: Some cos it's so cool. I mean it's so Look
Speaker 1: her and I and you probably almost didn't believe me,
Speaker 1: but now you believe me.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I believed you. Please don't show me that again.
Speaker 2: It's incredible, right, And they bring us in. These weren't planted,
Speaker 2: These were given to me by the Pentagon. Like there's
Speaker 2: no he can't argue away anything at this point, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like he's talking about like the
Speaker 2: origins of the papers, he's holding them, he's when he's
Speaker 2: saying they you're talking about the fucking Pentagon.
Speaker 1: Just like did she know at one point I think
Speaker 1: we Yeah, I think we have a problem now or
Speaker 1: something to that effect, like, yeah, this is what just
Speaker 1: went down is pretty fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was after because again he's trying to say
Speaker 2: it starts off he's like we'll have to try to
Speaker 2: uh and it's like declassify.
Speaker 1: You can hear it again and probably think probably would.
Speaker 7: President I could have No, I can't, you know, but
Speaker 7: this is.
Speaker 1: Now we haven't even just like laughed your way out
Speaker 1: of that. You know, this is how I.
Speaker 5: Know that the government didn't kill JFK, because Trump would
Speaker 5: have told us.
Speaker 1: They didn't tell his to attack Iran.
Speaker 5: But you don't just get all the secrets, I.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't think so. I remember Obama being pissed
Speaker 1: at one point or like kind of intimating that he
Speaker 1: wanted to know like the UFO secrets or no. Clinton
Speaker 1: I think at one point was like, yeah, they like
Speaker 1: if they have discovered UFOs, they're not telling me, and
Speaker 1: like seemed like genuinely pissed, like I think they keep
Speaker 1: some stuff.
Speaker 5: The only the only UFO and Clinton administration was the
Speaker 5: cume flying around his.
Speaker 1: Offense unidentified flying object. I was trying to sorbs of com. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Unidentified flying offenses.
Speaker 1: That's the BA way. We did our best. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: this kind of completely unravels his defense, right Like he
Speaker 1: claimed in a recent Fox News interview that the.
Speaker 5: Recording unidentified flying orgasms.
Speaker 1: There it is. It is all right, We're done here, folks,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Nick. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow right here? Baby? But he said in the Fox
Speaker 1: News interview like that when he was showing documents relating
Speaker 1: to Iran. They were merely newspaper stories, magazine stories and articles.
Speaker 1: But on the tape he repeatedly like brags about how
Speaker 1: the Pentagon gave him these files and they are secret
Speaker 1: and when he was president he could have declassified them,
Speaker 1: but now he can't. And the person he's with says,
Speaker 1: now we have a problem. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2: Bring in some cokes please, little stressed I need to
Speaker 2: stress DC real quick to sip on. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, it's again, it's like so clear. There's so
Speaker 2: many people who are, like, you know, from like Watergate,
Speaker 2: historians are like, you never even had Nixon even coming
Speaker 2: close to like articulate, like short of him citing the
Speaker 2: actual like legal like code that he violated. This is
Speaker 2: pretty this is pretty you know, damning.
Speaker 5: But again, yeah, but I did hear something like you
Speaker 5: can only prosecute people for these crimes where it happened,
Speaker 5: and since this crime happened in New Jersey, I'm not
Speaker 5: sure it can be a part of the like the
Speaker 5: grand jury convening in Florida or the grand jury convening
Speaker 5: in DC.
Speaker 2: It's well, a lot people are saying that that's where
Speaker 2: Jack Smith is leaving options because the documents were recovered
Speaker 2: in Florida, which is why it's in that in the
Speaker 2: southern district of Florida. Yeah, and the people are suspecting
Speaker 2: that if Judge Cannon goes all in on just mucking
Speaker 2: around and like fucking up this trial, that they have
Speaker 2: many other cards to play. So it doesn't like this
Speaker 2: isn't the be all end all, which could potentially be
Speaker 2: about disseminating information in New Jersey, that would be the
Speaker 2: charge in New Jersey would be the dissemination of that information, Okay,
Speaker 2: And had that happened at Bedminster, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So
Speaker 2: that's why, like there's a lot of intrigue. A lot
Speaker 2: of people are like, oh, I wonder if they just
Speaker 2: have all these sort of you know, contingency plans in place,
Speaker 2: because they know that you could get a very friendly
Speaker 2: judge or a mistrial or something.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you have to come back to other things.
Speaker 5: They moved to Florida one from DC and then started
Speaker 5: a new DC one that's like the where they got
Speaker 5: Steve Bannon coming in right, there's.
Speaker 2: A yeah, there's the January sixth one in DC and
Speaker 2: then this one they did it in Florida, because there
Speaker 2: would have been potential for Trump and his legal team
Speaker 2: to argue that this actually should be tried in Florida
Speaker 2: and not DC. Right, So they were just trying to
Speaker 2: basically take away as many arguments going into it to
Speaker 2: just I have a feeling there's I mean, like the
Speaker 2: January sixth thing is like we just found out that
Speaker 2: the Secret Service just testified and gave their account of
Speaker 2: what happened. And then there's like the fake elector's thing.
Speaker 2: There's like there's like other things happening, and like there's
Speaker 2: all still other dimensions of this document's case that ye know,
Speaker 2: the Secret.
Speaker 5: Service too, they've got you know, full immunity. Could be
Speaker 5: like we did terrible things because say this because you
Speaker 5: know what, that's our job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say no to the guy. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know there really it does go back. Like I remember
Speaker 1: when he was running for president, there was this old
Speaker 1: New Yorker profile that like interviewed him and the guy
Speaker 1: who wrote the Art of the Deal for him, and
Speaker 1: it was like just you know, the the point of
Speaker 1: the article is that like Donald Trump didn't really write
Speaker 1: a single part of that book. But they're like at
Speaker 1: the very end of the article is like them just
Speaker 1: kind of summing up Donald Trump's character with this scene
Speaker 1: where he's like showing off. I think it's like Buster
Speaker 1: Douglas or like Evander Holyfield's boxing glove. To the person,
Speaker 1: they're like, all he is is somebody who just like
Speaker 1: takes you to his office and like shows you sports memorabilia.
Speaker 1: And then the last quote is he's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a real authentic Tyson boxing glove. He gave
Speaker 1: it to me. It's a it's a pretty cool life, right,
Speaker 1: It's just like that that. I think that just sums
Speaker 1: him up. Even as president. That was all he was about,
Speaker 1: was just like getting access to neat stuff and then
Speaker 1: like showing it to people and being like it's so cool.
Speaker 1: I mean it's so look her and not and you
Speaker 1: probably almost didn't believe me, but now you believe me.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, right Like that that, I think that just
Speaker 1: is all he cares about ultimately, is like and that.
Speaker 1: And also in case you think that doesn't impress rich guys,
Speaker 1: the rich guys who he golfs with every morning and
Speaker 1: is who like kisses ass all night like that is
Speaker 1: Harlan Crowe, who like has a house full of fucking
Speaker 1: Nazi napkins and shit like that, Like that's all they
Speaker 1: Nazi tea set, Okay, Nazi tea set, yes, but like
Speaker 1: that's all they care about is like, wow, real artifacts.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's power. It's a show and tell. But yeah,
Speaker 2: for ages. And I'm sure at a certain point, Trump's like,
Speaker 2: I can't afford that stuff, then I gotta be president
Speaker 2: so that I can have not secrets. No one's gonna
Speaker 2: top that shit. But anyway, so we have this guy
Speaker 2: on tape describing his crimes, his intent, his knowledge of
Speaker 2: how transgressive the act is.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, this.
Speaker 2: Is beyond slam dunk, right. But anyway, despite how clear
Speaker 2: like the audio and like context is of this moment,
Speaker 2: the MAGA people are coming. It's all hands on deck
Speaker 2: for kind of obscure what was happening here. We'll start
Speaker 2: off with one of our favorite characters from the Trump administration,
Speaker 2: teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels himself, Stephen Miller Abels. Anyway, this
Speaker 2: is what he said, quote. The security state is very
Speaker 2: skilled at psychological warfare. They're skilled at the art and
Speaker 2: artistry that's often deployed in foreign countries. Of how to
Speaker 2: control the narrative in our country. Don't fall for it.
Speaker 2: We have been watching them try to play us year
Speaker 2: after year after year, going all the way back to
Speaker 2: the Russia hoax, and of course remember the Ukraine hoax.
Speaker 2: Remember the election year now, the Russian bounty story where
Speaker 2: Trump was letting Russia get away with putting bounties on
Speaker 2: our troops. Then it comes out later that was a
Speaker 2: fake story.
Speaker 5: He found one story from seven years ago.
Speaker 2: That's how they do. Okay, fine, how about this one?
Speaker 2: This is from a Trump spokesperson quote. The audio tape
Speaker 2: provides context proving once again that President Trump did nothing
Speaker 2: wrong at all. The President is speaking rhetorically and also
Speaker 2: quite humorously about a very perverted individual, Anthony Wiener, who
Speaker 2: is deep inside the corrupt Clinton campaign. Weird, the media
Speaker 2: and the Trump haters once again, we're all too willing
Speaker 2: to take the bait, falling for another Democrat. Doj hoax,
Speaker 2: hook line and sinker.
Speaker 1: Boom got him? I don't know. I don't know how
Speaker 1: you win this case in court. Now, after they at
Speaker 1: that point.
Speaker 5: That we were all talking, the only thing we talked
Speaker 5: about from this was the one Anthony Wiener reference. Well,
Speaker 5: That's the only important thing here, and I'm glad you
Speaker 5: mentioned that. Yeah, nothing else.
Speaker 2: This exonerates him. And then if you want to hear
Speaker 2: from the Orange kool aid man himself again, this is
Speaker 2: an all.
Speaker 1: Caps cap alert in honor of National All Caps Day.
Speaker 2: Could somebody please explain to the deranged Trump hating Jack Smith,
Speaker 2: his family, and his friends that as the President of
Speaker 2: the United States, I come under the Presidential Records Act,
Speaker 2: as affirmed by the Clinton Socks case, not by this
Speaker 2: psycho's fantasy of the never used it before Espionage Act
Speaker 2: of nineteen seventeen, quote unquote. Smith should be looking at
Speaker 2: Crooked Joe, bidden two d's, and all of the crimes
Speaker 2: that he has perpetrated on the American public, including the
Speaker 2: millions and millions of dollars he extorted from foreign countries. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So Smith, if that he's even is your name?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Is it just me or does
Speaker 5: Smith like not look like his job? He doesn't. He's
Speaker 5: like the world's most competent man. But just looking at him,
Speaker 5: you're just like, I wouldn't ask that guy to watch
Speaker 5: my laptop at Starbucks.
Speaker 1: He's got dope, Yeah, he got it. He he does.
Speaker 1: He I don't, I don't know exactly what, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he just doesn't exude competence for a whek. He looks
Speaker 1: like he snuck into this pool yest.
Speaker 2: Right or he just he just looks like not a
Speaker 2: chill guy. Like all he knows, Like all he talk
Speaker 2: about is like the law and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, like too.
Speaker 2: So your point like if he was holding a baby,
Speaker 2: I feel like he would get lost in thought and
Speaker 2: like just drop it.
Speaker 1: But he yeah, Trump like that's kind of openly threatening,
Speaker 1: right saying, would somebody explain to him his family and
Speaker 1: his friends like it? Why include his family in there? Well,
Speaker 1: because it's just everybody, so they let you know that
Speaker 1: he can touch anyone. Like I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't say that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't talk about a guy's family that's at work.
Speaker 5: It's not at work, man, it's not at work.
Speaker 1: Not at work.
Speaker 2: You're trying to fight because then then bring up my
Speaker 2: family at work, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Again, it's just it's just him fucking flopping around right
Speaker 2: now because it's like and all they can do, they're
Speaker 2: fully now the legal defense is basically not ah yeah,
Speaker 2: but just with like fancier words, which is like they're
Speaker 2: saying this incriminating tape actually should proves his innocence, Like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's fucking on what planet? Twenty four hour news cycle,
Speaker 1: Planet of the Unit, the States of America. That's the planet,
Speaker 1: the only planet, the greatest planet of all time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: doctor SaaS is about to take over. Anyways, we'll see
Speaker 1: how this goes. It seems bad for him, but yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know, consequences seem seemed to be like a
Speaker 1: substance that does not it just goes away when it
Speaker 1: comes near Trump. So we'll see. Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and talk
Speaker 1: about how cocaine is back.
Speaker 2: Baby, Bring some cocaine.
Speaker 1: And we're back. And the uns annual World Drug Report,
Speaker 1: which I hadn't been paying attention to but now we'll
Speaker 1: anticipate every year when it comes out, was released. The
Speaker 1: biggest mover this year. You guessed it, folks, it's cocaine
Speaker 1: the charts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess. Traditionally the main markets
Speaker 2: were North America, Western Central Europe. Now in this report,
Speaker 2: they're like, it's fucking everywhere now, like it's people are
Speaker 2: starting to use it more in Africa, Southeast Asia, Southeastern Europe.
Speaker 2: Use is at an all time high. Like sometimes they
Speaker 2: would see like it ebb and flow. Now they're just
Speaker 2: like it's all upward arrows, consumption's up, productions up, and
Speaker 2: it's it's the eighties. Baby, there's cocaine everywhere, And I
Speaker 2: guess traditionally no, I'm sorry, Like even though production is
Speaker 2: at an all time high, they're also saying seizures are
Speaker 2: actually outpacing production, so you know, mark one up for
Speaker 2: the drug war. But yeah, apparently this has only led
Speaker 2: the like to like the drug traffickers to go next
Speaker 2: level with the chemistry.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: In my mind, the last time I was like watching
Speaker 2: drug documentaries, it was like probably about like like eighties
Speaker 2: or nineties, where people just like smuggling them in little
Speaker 2: chotchkes and stuff or like on a janky submarine. But
Speaker 2: they've stepped the game up. Traffickers are now quote increasingly
Speaker 2: smuggling cocaine based by dissolving it into plastic and charcoal
Speaker 2: objects because it's much harder to detect. Then they set
Speaker 2: up super labs in Europe where they extract the cocaine
Speaker 2: base out of those materials and turn it into powder.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is gonna be huge for pusha
Speaker 1: ts next album, Like he has so much material to
Speaker 1: work with. Oh yeah, like we were it into plastic
Speaker 1: and charcoal objects.
Speaker 2: Right, Scanners, X rays and canines usually can't detect cocaine
Speaker 2: that's been smuggled in this manner. And they said, now
Speaker 2: there are clandestine chemists can use certain chemicals to quote
Speaker 2: lock the cocaine into the carrier products, making it impossible
Speaker 2: to retrieve the drug without knowing which chemical to use.
Speaker 5: Wow, I was whoa, Yeah, I mean this is this
Speaker 5: is like my Chiach and Chong made their whole van
Speaker 5: out of the weed.
Speaker 1: Right, can't arrest us if the whole nice try ass,
Speaker 1: so this whole van's weed, let us go.
Speaker 2: Oh but yeah, I mean it's again, this is just
Speaker 2: like some next level trafficking thing. I didn't realize, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like it. The the use of cocaine is
Speaker 2: I feel like like where was I recently? I was
Speaker 2: traveling somewhere and like people were talking about cocaine in
Speaker 2: a way that I was like what the fuck? Like
Speaker 2: in my mind, cocaine users were like city folk, right,
Speaker 2: just getting off a break from you know, the trading
Speaker 2: floor a wall street, and now it's in all the
Speaker 2: corners of the earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The guy when you're like checking out at the
Speaker 1: gas station is like, you're do you want some cocaine
Speaker 1: or do you have any cocaine that I could? I
Speaker 1: noticed you seem to be from the city.
Speaker 5: Right right, right, So they put all like they got
Speaker 5: scientists working on you know, it's breaking bad, and they
Speaker 5: got like, you know, they're they're spending weeks, you know,
Speaker 5: putting all the formulas together. And then they have a
Speaker 5: secret formula you know that turns it into a plastic bottle.
Speaker 5: And then you got to have a secret formula that
Speaker 5: turns it back into And then as soon as it
Speaker 5: get gets into some dealers here and he's like, why
Speaker 5: didn't I shake a little baby potter in here? Right?
Speaker 5: A little fentanyl and like it seems.
Speaker 1: Like just some laxative. It all works.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get some pencil shavings.
Speaker 1: The real question is where do these chemists get all
Speaker 1: the energy to come up with this stuff? Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: what what's the arc of that chemist? Too?
Speaker 2: Like it's like a chemist who is super promising and
Speaker 2: then it's like, I also got a bad coke problem, man,
Speaker 2: So I think I'm gonna switch gears and start working
Speaker 2: for them. I got.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah yeah, joining my drug dealer. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's it makes sense overall, given like what
Speaker 1: we're dealing with, you know, giving what we in our
Speaker 1: special Interview Expert episode yesterday, like what Private Equity is doing,
Speaker 1: where they're just like taking over every business in the
Speaker 1: country and cutting staffing so that everybody just has to
Speaker 1: work like twice as hard. It makes sense that the
Speaker 1: drug of the moment would be something that gives people
Speaker 1: the energy to keep up with this.
Speaker 2: Show as we all just become like husks of a
Speaker 2: human existence. And then it's like, oh this for a
Speaker 2: little animation. Yeah, but yeah, it's back in a big way, folks,
Speaker 2: big way.
Speaker 5: No, you know that ventanyl is the leading cause of
Speaker 5: death for men between eighteen and forty nine, leading lead
Speaker 5: big that's incredible.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. Yeah, I mean that's the other thing that
Speaker 1: fucking like this story, Like a lot of people I've
Speaker 1: known people who died from trying to do cocaine and
Speaker 1: they're being ventanyl in it, Like that's happening a lot.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, and again I think also like to your
Speaker 2: point about we've talked about like just deaths of despair.
Speaker 2: That's like a whole category of death that like we're
Speaker 2: not actually reckoning with. And yeah, just again like adding
Speaker 2: to this feeling of oh, society's creeping into like this
Speaker 2: weird like stop in a weird way. But you know
Speaker 2: when you look at like again, I hate to keep
Speaker 2: talking about private equity, but like when you think about
Speaker 2: how much job loss and access to wealth or things
Speaker 2: that are cut off from these kinds of like business
Speaker 2: moves and the effects it has on people, especially people
Speaker 2: who like you know, like need to work to survive.
Speaker 2: All adding to like this this background hum of like, but.
Speaker 1: What about the teenagers? Guys? How do the young teenagers
Speaker 1: keep up in this world if they don't have access
Speaker 1: to cocaine? How are they to keep up in this
Speaker 1: world where private equity is Are you pitching us a business?
Speaker 1: I am, well, there's that, but what if you can't
Speaker 1: get access There is a shortage of that. And that's
Speaker 1: where my good friend Logan Paul comes in. I want
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Speaker 1: KSI other YouTuber and it became like the tickle me
Speaker 1: Elm of last year, Like it was just there weren't
Speaker 1: enough of it, and people were there were there are
Speaker 1: reports of people having a bottle, keeping the empty bottle
Speaker 1: and then like charging people one hundred dollars to take
Speaker 1: a picture with the empty bottle for social media purposes
Speaker 1: because you just like couldn't get access to the drink.
Speaker 1: The so Dystopian for sure, it's the the drink has
Speaker 1: the legally, I have to think this is the maximum
Speaker 1: legal amount of caffeine that you can put in something,
Speaker 1: two hundred milligrams of caffeine. That seems to be where
Speaker 1: every like highly caffeinated drink or product maxes out at
Speaker 1: at two hundred milligrams. But that is what they're giving
Speaker 1: children in like kind of small doses.
Speaker 2: I know you're the like the caffeine fact, God, what
Speaker 2: how does that rank? Because then like every time we
Speaker 2: talk about caffeinated drinks, I was like, how many milligrams?
Speaker 2: Because like you're gonna have an idea, what like what's a.
Speaker 1: Celsius is the other one is maxed out at two
Speaker 1: hundred nothing has more than two hundred as far as
Speaker 1: I know, and even like caffeine pills have two hundred milligrams.
Speaker 1: What's the coca cola? Got?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Coca cola is like in the thirties usually I think
Speaker 1: the forties. I think diet coke is in the sixties
Speaker 1: and and even and like Mountain Dew, I don't think
Speaker 1: it even cracks one hundred. But yeah, these.
Speaker 2: Are twice as much as Red Bull.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, it's cool.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the videos though, where people like to
Speaker 2: your point about how like it's become the most sought
Speaker 2: after thing, Like people are stunting on TikTok with how
Speaker 2: much fucking like Prime they have in their fridge.
Speaker 1: No, yes, like this kind of shit. People are like, well,
Speaker 1: what's in my fridge? All Prime?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Like it looks like for.
Speaker 9: My grabbing goes for my kids if they don't have
Speaker 9: time to make a protein drink or an electrolyte drink
Speaker 9: before they leave for their practices for their sports they play.
Speaker 9: I like these Prime drinks because if you look at
Speaker 9: they don't have any artificial colors, They're naturally flavored. They
Speaker 9: have bcaa's. They also have electrolytes that come from coconut
Speaker 9: water and they only have two grams to sugar.
Speaker 2: But two hundred milligrams of fucking caffeine anyway. So like
Speaker 2: there's I've seen so many videos like this where there's
Speaker 2: like families being like we got the icy pop, we
Speaker 2: got cherry, and it's like you think people are doing
Speaker 2: like a money phone type thing with the amount of prime.
Speaker 1: Body, Yeah, this is the new money phone. It's just
Speaker 1: having a fucking prime.
Speaker 5: So this is like, uh, you know, you throw some
Speaker 5: vodka in there, some whiskey in there, and you'll party
Speaker 5: heart failure, right, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's like with people. They don't they don't fuck
Speaker 1: with alcoholic beverages. They just oh they got all the
Speaker 1: good pills.
Speaker 2: You're right, Yeah, they're just slamming borgs.
Speaker 5: Dude, got young people laugh at us with how we
Speaker 5: try to get high.
Speaker 2: Yeah young, oh yeah, because they're like these motherfuckers are dead,
Speaker 2: like they're trying to die. Like look at how they
Speaker 2: partied in the fucking I.
Speaker 5: Get hide through this weird music I listened to.
Speaker 2: Right, Like, I don't get high if my headphones are
Speaker 2: out of batteries. That's when I'm in a bad way.
Speaker 2: You've got to fucking shake.
Speaker 5: I get high from getting my friend's pronouns.
Speaker 1: Right, thank you, boom, thank you, sir, you, honor, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I nailed you both, So I mean you. You are
Speaker 1: counting on teenagers to consume like one of these a day,
Speaker 1: which I just can't imagine that's going to happen. And
Speaker 1: like there's there's all sorts of laws in place, or
Speaker 1: like that people have tried to put laws in place,
Speaker 1: like in twenty seventeen in South Carolina, a teenager died
Speaker 1: due to caffeine induced cardiac event, causing a probable arrhythmia.
Speaker 1: Countries like Lithuania and Latvia already have active bands on
Speaker 1: energy drinks that have thus much caffeine in him. But
Speaker 1: here in the US, back in nineteen eighty, the FDA
Speaker 1: attempted to crack down on caffeine and soda, but the
Speaker 1: soda companies, who you might recognize as having a little
Speaker 1: bit more money than the FDA, argued caffeine wasn't actually
Speaker 1: a psychoactive drug and therefore subject to regulation. Rather, caffeine
Speaker 1: is a flavor enhancer. I'm a telling you what exactly
Speaker 1: does caffeine taste like, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Is there some like a soda someme lia who's like
Speaker 2: oh wow, finishes very strongly with caffeine like they did.
Speaker 2: They were they even able to say like it enhances
Speaker 2: this flavor. They're just saying, no, it's in the category
Speaker 2: of flavor. Answer, Yeah, there's a loone. They're just lying.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Surge had sixty eight by the way, Yeah, sixty
Speaker 5: eight not even shit, that's more than this one says
Speaker 5: more than mountain Dew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think mountain Dew has crept up into the seventies,
Speaker 1: but I could be wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is fifty four, but I don't know. It's
Speaker 5: got two different numbers for Surge also, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't it's hard to know. Is a Caffeine Informer that's
Speaker 1: the that's my go to, No, I'm using that's my website,
Speaker 1: Uh Google, Google? Okay, yeahspi net. But anyway, you have
Speaker 1: to get an annual subscription to Caffeine Informer to really
Speaker 1: know the for sure.
Speaker 5: No, I had my dad's log in.
Speaker 1: Okay, But so stimulant medication with caffeine obviously has to
Speaker 1: include warnings, but energy drinks, which have far more caffeine
Speaker 1: are somehow free to market themselves with no warnings at all,
Speaker 1: or were for a long time. I think that might
Speaker 1: be changing. A senate investigation began looking into these drinks
Speaker 1: and specifically how they market their products to teenagers like
Speaker 1: Monster and rock Star, and decided that their products were
Speaker 1: actually foods, not dietary supplements after all. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: Prime didn't originate the problem. But it's like really at
Speaker 1: the outer limits of how much caffeine you can put
Speaker 1: it in a product and how much you can market
Speaker 1: yourself to teenagers.
Speaker 2: They're doing that too, So like when kids drink it,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, this sheep is fucking hit, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Because like, as you have access to
Speaker 2: like Red Bull or fucking Monster and shit, but then
Speaker 2: you come through with something with twice that, it feels
Speaker 2: like the intention is to also to get the consumers
Speaker 2: to talk about how this new fucking bag is just hitting.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're not getting it and just drinking one
Speaker 5: right like you're probably gonna like try to you know,
Speaker 5: be trying to get somewhere.
Speaker 1: To get somewhere. Man, I want to full personality change.
Speaker 1: I want to have a different personality after I'm done
Speaker 1: for drink enough that I'm on fentanyl. It's wild.
Speaker 2: It's like it's just yesterday. KSI and Logan Paul were
Speaker 2: in like Copenhagen promoting the drink Wow, and a lot
Speaker 2: of people suspect it may have been like set up
Speaker 2: kind of marketing because a bunch of like their fans
Speaker 2: just started throwing Prime at them. Oh wow, like like
Speaker 2: they were getting doused with it, and like even on
Speaker 2: TMZ they're like, like who knows about historyonics they like,
Speaker 2: and it could just be a very clever way to
Speaker 2: get us talking about this because here we are. It
Speaker 2: was kind of the literal like what was written in
Speaker 2: the article. So I don't know, but yeah, they it's
Speaker 2: fucking everywhere like Europe. It's really popular. They KSI is
Speaker 2: like a huge Arsenal fan, and somehow Arsenal got them,
Speaker 2: Like there's like Prime branding around the football club.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is fucking bad, dude. It truly
Speaker 1: seems like just taking a like no Do's caffeine pill
Speaker 1: and water like but with branding added on to it.
Speaker 2: All right, tell me if you think this is real.
Speaker 2: This is them at their Prime tour and they're getting
Speaker 2: somehow suddenly the crowd turns on them. They're getting doused,
Speaker 2: but everyone's like laughing, like the securities even like all right,
Speaker 2: that was a good bit.
Speaker 1: I know, nothing bad is actually happening. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: bring European security and on your bits.
Speaker 5: Come on, it's hard to connect with your like idols,
Speaker 5: and sometimes the only thing you can do because the
Speaker 5: distance is just hit them with something and then be
Speaker 5: like me and Loug and Paul hung out today.
Speaker 1: Yeah we had a laugh. Yeah, been a nice little Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: People keep throwing it at them.
Speaker 2: There's like multiple things people I wouldn't prime just turns
Speaker 2: people into fucking animals. And they're like, you.
Speaker 5: Know, anything like you give the fans on like whatever
Speaker 5: day at the ballpark is gonna end up on the field.
Speaker 1: On the field.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, this is a bibblehead right yeah, right right,
Speaker 5: because that that'll end up on eBay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird how like you can go to Dodger
Speaker 2: gaming like if it's if it's a bad night, these
Speaker 2: are going on the field.
Speaker 1: Other things. You're like they're never throwing bobbleheads. They never
Speaker 1: do like the snowstorm of inflatable bets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, speaking of a dropping your baby, I didn't
Speaker 5: at Dodger Stadium, but I regret it because I had
Speaker 5: this moment. I had a sports center moment, and I failed, Oh.
Speaker 2: To like catch a fly ball.
Speaker 1: I had my baby in my arms. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The fly ball came directly towards me. Yeah, I put
Speaker 5: out my right hand. It hit me in the palm
Speaker 5: and I dropped it.
Speaker 2: If i'd had two hands, and you told your you
Speaker 2: told your son that, right.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 5: I'm waiting until can understand me, but I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 5: ream them out. So the ball dropped and I went
Speaker 5: for it, but some lady scooped it up beforehand. Again,
Speaker 5: I still have the kid in my arms. So then
Speaker 5: the lady heard my story kids first baseball game. Yeah,
Speaker 5: gave us, gave us the ball, but it still as
Speaker 5: good of a story as it could be.
Speaker 1: That doesn't you know?
Speaker 2: That doesn't That doesn't make you a man, right because
Speaker 2: you should have You would have caught that ship.
Speaker 5: I don't care, buddy, I mean I know this why
Speaker 5: I can't tell the story without like it being sad.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna you just lie to your son.
Speaker 2: What about this base, but oh you should have seen it.
Speaker 1: He caught it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah that I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: It would be like a hyper like extreme prime version
Speaker 1: of the like choose the ball or choose death scene
Speaker 1: from that. You know, you got to catch those ball, kid.
Speaker 5: Because it's public too. It didn't get on TV, but
Speaker 5: I had a friend in the stadium who saw it
Speaker 5: that was in front of me that I just found
Speaker 5: out about two days ago.
Speaker 1: There must have been a collective like holding of breath
Speaker 1: when people saw a foul ball speeding at you while
Speaker 1: you were holding a baby, right, Like was there aid
Speaker 1: to gauge? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like yeah, they were all relieved when I
Speaker 5: just dropped it.
Speaker 1: Yeah good, Well that's you would have been the wrong
Speaker 1: kind of on Sports Center if you had chosen otherwise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have made it to the real I commend you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Nick Turner as always such a pleasure having you. Where
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Follow you, experience you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff? You know?
Speaker 5: I don't know I'm out there, but I did want to.
Speaker 5: I want to talk about my favorite new podcast, please,
Speaker 5: The Rosi O'donald Show. I don't know who makes this thing,
Speaker 5: but I love it. Onward with Rosi o'donald. I mean
Speaker 5: she has some of the best conversations with women that
Speaker 5: I've ever heard. Also, have you heard of this show
Speaker 5: What Else with Josh Waitzapolski. Yeah, it's incredible powerhouse shows.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't understand, you know how people make
Speaker 5: shows this good?
Speaker 1: But what Else? And Onward with Rosio Donald.
Speaker 5: I mean those are those are two fantastic shows, and
Speaker 5: I hope you guys check them out.
Speaker 1: I believe it's called What Future? What did I say?
Speaker 1: You said? What Else? Fuck? What Else? What Else?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll take that out. Yeah, and we'll we'll add in.
Speaker 1: Meet the I love her. What Future? That's right, What Future?
Speaker 1: The Future? You were on it recently.
Speaker 5: I don't start with my episode because I did lose
Speaker 5: fully lose my voice in it. But it's a good
Speaker 5: moment in time. Of course, you know, the ideas are incredible.
Speaker 5: But the two of us sparring, come on, come on,
Speaker 5: come on, class. But just just two great shows. Uh,
Speaker 5: and thanks for giving me the opportunity to talk to
Speaker 5: America about him. I assume this is only America. Yeah,
Speaker 5: of course, of course we don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, anybody else can listen to it, but we don't.
Speaker 2: About I don't know how you'd get I don't know
Speaker 2: how you'd access it outside of America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's smuggled, it's baked in plastic.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 1: This is a plastic bucket. Dude. All right, that's what
Speaker 1: you think, dude. It's really interesting. Like that is one
Speaker 1: of the cooler scientific things. Like if somebody delivered anything
Speaker 1: to me by dissolving like a pair of sunglasses that
Speaker 1: it was like locked inside of with a like chemical signature,
Speaker 1: I would be like, kudos to you, friend, you are
Speaker 1: at the at the forefront of something. If anything, it
Speaker 1: just makes you root for the drug dealers. You're like,
Speaker 1: well that's cool, man, that's really cool man.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks Carco Traffickers.
Speaker 1: I do have to root against Blue's mom on this one,
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: Guess what, she's out of the fucking job.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. When that shipman comes in.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you know how much you know she's
Speaker 5: probably just taking it home, like oh right, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how Blue's dad has all the energy. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got my weaed stolen by uh at valet once
Speaker 5: I was fucking There's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 1: It's too loud.
Speaker 2: You should have sealed it up. Was it just was
Speaker 2: your car just stinking like a dead body.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, they just it was just
Speaker 5: in the in the middle of whatever, the console. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, they just check them all. Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 5: no one ever comes back and asks where they're legal drink.
Speaker 1: This is before it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where you have to put label everything fentanyl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just to put them off of it.
Speaker 5: I put I say, I say it's prime.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then then someone called. Then someone fucking calls the CPS
Speaker 2: on you. Like, this guy's got a kid and he's
Speaker 2: got a bunch of prime in this car.
Speaker 5: I keep my I keep my weed in my prime
Speaker 5: container because those things are worth thousands, and so that's
Speaker 5: a different charge.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, right, right? Is there a work a
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: Oh fuck yeah, the other two telling everybody about this.
Speaker 5: It's the best show on television right now, at least
Speaker 5: the funniest.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Season three is. I mean it's the best season they've had.
Speaker 5: And just like every episode, like they genres shift, like
Speaker 5: it's kind of a mess, but it's like but they're
Speaker 5: just so fucking smart. Yeah, I was so funny.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually love this season for the first two episodes,
Speaker 1: and then I like was watched seven in a row
Speaker 1: and was like, oh, this is incredible, but for some
Speaker 1: reason like this because we watched like season two right
Speaker 1: into season three and there is like a tonal shift
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is it's kind of got weird,
Speaker 1: but it's it's incredible. I think it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the appeal is like you can just tell like
Speaker 2: the they just get to indulge yes, all their fucking
Speaker 2: fun ideas in that writer's room, like without anyone being
Speaker 2: like I don't know about that, Like no, fuck this,
Speaker 2: We're doing the full on genre episodes.
Speaker 1: I heard Zaslov got really involved in the writer's room
Speaker 1: and has really made things sing.
Speaker 5: I heard the ghost writers for the new Mark Meadows
Speaker 5: biography got in there and they had some secret stuff
Speaker 5: secret Holly.
Speaker 1: Miles, where can people find you? What is work the
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying at? Miles of Gray? Where have
Speaker 1: you got at? Symbols to find people? Find Jack and
Speaker 1: I on our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack Got Mad.
Speaker 1: Bose will be in Vegas next weekend for NBA Con
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Speaker 2: And if you wanna hear me talk about ninety day fiance,
Speaker 2: another trash reality check. Sophia Alexander and I out on
Speaker 2: four to twenty day fiance. Two tweets I like. First
Speaker 2: one is from the they're both actually both from at
Speaker 2: the Onion. First one is note from she and worker
Speaker 2: hidden in order, states how much he loves doing sweatshop
Speaker 2: labor kind of how those terrible propaganda videos like. And
Speaker 2: then another one from at the Onion Police warn of
Speaker 2: new scam of vulnerable people being in need. Watch out
Speaker 2: for the on They're gonna say they need stuff, Well
Speaker 2: be careful they do, all right.
Speaker 1: A tweet I've been enjoying at Eric's Shadow tweeted just
Speaker 1: a day of their daily diet and this resonator when
Speaker 1: they say eight am egg white omelet, no cheese. Twelve
Speaker 1: pm one apple, one banana, one yogurt. Six pm chicken
Speaker 1: sees are salad, Prince's Light dressing PM, small frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: Eight thirty pm, A few hard pretzels. Eight forty five
Speaker 1: pm two oreos, eight fifty pm, four oreos eight fifty
Speaker 1: three pm, eight oreos, nine pm, grilled cheese nine thirty
Speaker 1: pm Pizza Hut Pizza. I have my will. My willpower
Speaker 1: just drains throughout the day and by the end of
Speaker 1: the day, I am big mackin eight oreos on top
Speaker 1: of each other. Yeah, it's good, slippery, it's good for you.
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