Speaker 1: What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2: Everyone?
Speaker 1: Hit record and we're back. I'm recording, Daniel, thank you
Speaker 1: for mind. I forgot how to do this. It's been
Speaker 1: so long, so we hate record.
Speaker 3: I made cookies, guys.
Speaker 2: Quality set to maximum, quality set to maximum.
Speaker 1: Let me see if my quality is set to maximum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's on maximum.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna muck bang right now.
Speaker 1: Monk bangs bang.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, somebody these muck bangs go get like millions
Speaker 5: people are turned on by the sound of chewing.
Speaker 2: It's true. Well there's there's there's two sides of it.
Speaker 2: There's the turned on by chewing, and there's the mesophonia
Speaker 2: crowd that has to throw their headphones on the ground
Speaker 2: whenever they hear it.
Speaker 3: I can't stand it.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I don't think our audience.
Speaker 5: I think our audience wants to.
Speaker 3: I think they do.
Speaker 5: And so for those of you who don't, just tune
Speaker 5: out for five seconds.
Speaker 1: But okay, let me see.
Speaker 3: I made this delicious cookie.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I like it.
Speaker 3: It is a.
Speaker 5: Chocolate chip mm hmmm, carmel m cookie.
Speaker 1: You made it from scratch from scratch ship he cooking.
Speaker 1: Let's see let's hear the muck bang. I have the
Speaker 1: weirdest boner right now. All right, thank you. That was
Speaker 1: the muck bang section of our program. Audience, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Sorry we haven't done a show in a minute. We
Speaker 1: we've been busy doing stuff. How fun was the live show?
Speaker 1: How fun was the live show?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: I really been looking back on and thinking, that was
Speaker 1: the hardest I've laughed in a very long time.
Speaker 6: Oh for sure, for sure.
Speaker 7: We were.
Speaker 5: We were in such a safe space with so many people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Seattle, thank you.
Speaker 3: First of all. Yeah, thank you, more theater.
Speaker 2: Thank you Seattle, thank you, thank you T Mobile, Thank
Speaker 2: you T Mobile.
Speaker 1: That was the greatest audience. I gotta say, I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying this everyone who showed up. There were two
Speaker 1: thousand people there on three levels, and they laughed so
Speaker 1: hard and created such an energy for us to have
Speaker 1: to be, hopefully be funny, and I think we were.
Speaker 1: And Bill came and it was just so funny and
Speaker 1: I had so much fun.
Speaker 8: My favorite part was when you got the audience to sing.
Speaker 8: I thought that was really entertaining and funny.
Speaker 1: And we sang guy Love, we sang everything comes down
Speaker 1: to poop. We had Chad from Laslo Baine come sing
Speaker 1: the theme song live. That was awesome.
Speaker 5: We had a wonderful super guest star with Bill Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill was hilarious. You were funny. Donald, you were
Speaker 1: you were like his second Donald gets from an audience,
Speaker 1: he just be crimes you. You're just so funny and
Speaker 1: you're crazy one one person, one person says yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a laugh for but who isn't uh? One person? Bill
Speaker 1: asked the audience, what's the most medically accurate uh comedy?
Speaker 1: The medical comedy and uh? And one person said house
Speaker 1: and Donald got up and tried to escort them out
Speaker 1: of the theater.
Speaker 3: Was I was literally on my way.
Speaker 5: He was on his way out if his sister hadn't
Speaker 5: begged for me to please let him stay and say
Speaker 5: that he was just being funny. So there were so
Speaker 5: many listen before we go, Before we go on, I
Speaker 5: need to apologize. There's a humming in the background, and
Speaker 5: that is because of a sofa being fixed in my
Speaker 5: house right now. That's one also too. I'm a bit
Speaker 5: under the weather. So if I sound a little different
Speaker 5: and I don't sound as sexy as I normally do,
Speaker 5: and you miss my and you missed and you missed
Speaker 5: the muck bang, but you kind of are like the
Speaker 5: voice isn't really there today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like give a cold, but we at
Speaker 1: least got to hear you muckbang.
Speaker 3: Would you like to hear it again?
Speaker 1: No, I think we're good in terms of just one
Speaker 1: more bite. Sure, all right, hold on, I have to shift. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a blast, so we're gonna do more because
Speaker 1: this was sort of our test pilot to see if
Speaker 1: it was if we thought it would be good, and
Speaker 1: if it came out well and we all had such
Speaker 1: a fun time, right, guys.
Speaker 6: I was way to do it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: You know, I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 5: our one and only Joel Monique, who really put it
Speaker 5: all together, put the show together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Joel.
Speaker 3: You deserve your flowers, young lady.
Speaker 1: Joel, get your flowers.
Speaker 3: I know you I you know.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say anything, but you know, some
Speaker 5: people were supposed to come on board and do some stuff.
Speaker 3: Leaving it all up to you.
Speaker 1: Joel did it all and Mark helped a lot my assistants.
Speaker 5: Let's give it up on top of it.
Speaker 1: Mark means flowers too, because that became his full time
Speaker 1: job with Joel.
Speaker 5: Let's give it up with Joe also, because you know,
Speaker 5: crushed it. He directed to it. We all had call
Speaker 5: times and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, Joe put a crew together and he directed
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So we are going to release the
Speaker 1: audio for this. By the way, eventually we just got it.
Speaker 1: We kind of just now now it was such a
Speaker 1: success and it was so much fun. We're all kind
Speaker 1: of lit up, and now we're going to figure out, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do more obviously, and tell us where you
Speaker 1: want us to come, because we're gonna come. Well, start
Speaker 1: domestically obviously, but then one day I.
Speaker 3: Really think we should hit Australia.
Speaker 1: I really, yeah, one day that would be so fun
Speaker 1: to do. I think I think I think just logistically,
Speaker 1: will probably start in North America.
Speaker 3: No doubt. But I just want you to know.
Speaker 1: I would love to go to Australia, kidding me, and
Speaker 1: in London and Land down Under and Germany. London, Austria, sorry,
Speaker 1: is a good one.
Speaker 8: More shout out to Carmen who was our social producer
Speaker 8: on the show.
Speaker 6: She did a lot of work well she was there.
Speaker 5: Carmen Dido did a great job to go.
Speaker 1: It was so fun, you guys. I really I've been
Speaker 1: I've just been laughing. I find myself laughing at something
Speaker 1: that was said, and and the audience just was I
Speaker 1: just want to thank the audience. They were so supportive
Speaker 1: and they were just they created an environment. We were
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, they want us to be crazy, we'll
Speaker 1: be crazy.
Speaker 5: It was just so safe.
Speaker 1: It was like a rock concert.
Speaker 5: Dude. The most unsafe I felt was Zach behind you.
Speaker 5: That was the most less safe I felt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the audience that wasn't there. We'll hear that
Speaker 1: when you hear the show.
Speaker 5: But there was a little inside joke for that's an.
Speaker 1: Inside joke for the people in Seattle. But you'll hear
Speaker 1: it all when you when we played for y'all. But
Speaker 1: it was it was so fun and I it's such
Speaker 1: a high making that many people laugh and singing. It
Speaker 1: was like a variety show. We sang Donald, did a
Speaker 1: little dancing.
Speaker 6: We did a killing Daniel dj at the time the.
Speaker 1: Way, a shout out to Daniel for djaying at the
Speaker 1: top of the show.
Speaker 2: That's my pleasure.
Speaker 6: Fucking killed it.
Speaker 1: Although Daniel, you had a couple morements for jokes that
Speaker 1: are gonna have to go next time.
Speaker 6: I loved that.
Speaker 1: I know Joelle loved. I'm like a proud sister. I
Speaker 1: turned to Donald once or twice. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: next time.
Speaker 2: He's not doing their problem.
Speaker 1: But your your songs were amazing though. It was a
Speaker 1: great job, thank you, And he was doing all the ship.
Speaker 1: Donald wanting to do the turning and the all the
Speaker 1: all the all the flair look like he was in
Speaker 1: It was like Tom cruising cocktail, but instead of making
Speaker 1: a cocktail, he was spinning music.
Speaker 5: What can I say, DJ Daniel's a real DJ.
Speaker 3: Y'all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't don't, don't don't think that this should fake.
Speaker 1: And I like the wide array of music you were playing.
Speaker 2: Thank you, trying to play a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1: You really you really jumped around. There was music that
Speaker 1: Donald and Joelle loved, the new that I didn't. And
Speaker 1: then you dropped some ship. I knew it was my pleasure.
Speaker 1: It was a good crowd. Everybody was really crowd was amazing.
Speaker 1: They were so wonderful and fun. We gave him a
Speaker 1: good show. We put it all. I was so nervous,
Speaker 1: I really was. I was just anxious to like you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to deliver for everybody. I wanted it to
Speaker 1: be funny. It was the first time we're trying this.
Speaker 1: It was nerve wracking, and then by the time we
Speaker 1: walked off stage, I just felt so high and happy.
Speaker 6: It was a good time.
Speaker 2: Man, it really was.
Speaker 3: To go back to it.
Speaker 5: Even however many weeks this is later, it's still kind
Speaker 5: of puts a warm feeling and smile on my face,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Yeah, you know I've experienced
Speaker 5: love like that. We've all experienced love like you know,
Speaker 5: oh my god, that's or oh my god, aren't you
Speaker 5: and that feels good. There's part of you that's like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm doing something right because I just touched somebody and
Speaker 5: they just had the they just couldn't help it and
Speaker 5: they had to just blurt that out just now, right.
Speaker 5: That was one of those moments where it was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: we're putting on a show. Who wants to come? That's
Speaker 5: a very vulnerable feeling. As an entertainer, that's a very
Speaker 5: very vulnerable feeling. And to know that we've not only
Speaker 5: not only did we sell out, we gave them a
Speaker 5: good show and they had a good time when they
Speaker 5: left yeah, man, I'm so appreciative to all of you
Speaker 5: that came and and those of you who are gonna
Speaker 5: get the chance to listen to this and uh and
Speaker 5: those of you you are listening now. Man, we never
Speaker 5: really get that opportunity. We do get the opportunity to
Speaker 5: say it, but we don't.
Speaker 3: Say it enough.
Speaker 5: And I want to say it now, because that live
Speaker 5: show was banging, dude. That ship was fire man.
Speaker 1: It was so fun. And by the way, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're a performer, whether you're a singer, you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: you're sketch, comic, whatever you're doing in front of people,
Speaker 1: the audience's energy fuels the show. And they came with
Speaker 1: such amazing positive energy, ready to laugh that that that
Speaker 1: fed all of us to put on an even better show.
Speaker 1: Because I don't think Donald I can speak, I can
Speaker 1: speak for us all that. We weren't expecting that kind
Speaker 1: of reaction and so that just made us go crazy.
Speaker 5: Yo. Joel walked across the stage in the background, trying
Speaker 5: to hide from the audience, and they started screaming that
Speaker 5: shit was weird.
Speaker 1: Yell, why why are you like a kid at the
Speaker 1: school play? Peeking their head out from the curtain. Why
Speaker 1: are you walking across the state?
Speaker 6: We're in makeup.
Speaker 8: There's makeup rooms in the back, and it was quiet
Speaker 8: and cooler than it was in a lot of the
Speaker 8: other spaces. I was like, we'll just go over here
Speaker 8: and I'll just have my makeup lady finish me off
Speaker 8: before we go on stage. And then I forgot that
Speaker 8: we did not have a curtain or anything blocks till
Speaker 8: it came out.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'll just like try.
Speaker 1: To slidell the audience a spoiler peak at her fit.
Speaker 5: It was, you know.
Speaker 8: The other moment that sort of elicited that reaction was
Speaker 8: the end of Guy Love, which felt like a full
Speaker 8: band stand like I don't know, what's the rolling Stones
Speaker 8: like standard, where they like play the first notes in
Speaker 8: the audience like besides themselves so excited.
Speaker 6: It was for sure one of those moments.
Speaker 5: It was like John Legend came out on stage and
Speaker 5: was about to sing like, you know, weird just ordinary people.
Speaker 1: I'd rather hear Guy Love myself.
Speaker 3: I do like that we crushed it.
Speaker 1: The other song. I fucked up a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Everything comes down to pooh, but the audience liked it
Speaker 1: when we fucked up I think they did.
Speaker 2: They loved it.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say we fucked up. I fucked up.
Speaker 5: I was about to say, dog, don't love me into that.
Speaker 3: Ship you tried to.
Speaker 1: It was great. You guys really crushed it. Yeah, Dan,
Speaker 1: you are gonna cut that so we can have an
Speaker 1: episode for our listeners.
Speaker 2: Right absolutely, I got all the audio already.
Speaker 1: You guys aren't gonna believe it. It was so I mean,
Speaker 1: this show that we're just doing in front of our
Speaker 1: zoom monitors, but in front of two thousand of the
Speaker 1: most raucous, fun ready to laugh people. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: It was really great.
Speaker 3: It's going on.
Speaker 5: Really came with it.
Speaker 1: Man, Bill was hilarious. We gotta have a guest. We
Speaker 1: gotta have a guest every time. I feel like every
Speaker 1: every episode we'll have a different Scrubs cast member or
Speaker 1: you know, it could be someone like Brendan Fraser or
Speaker 1: Johnny C or Christa Miller or Sarah Chalk.
Speaker 5: Or I think Sarah Chalk, Judy Rayes and Johnny C
Speaker 5: should be the first three.
Speaker 1: Like, right out, do you think we should do Sarah
Speaker 1: Chalk in Vancouver?
Speaker 3: I think we oh make it real.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, you got it. There
Speaker 1: has to be a little story behind each.
Speaker 5: My guest, that's fire idea. That's a fire idea. Everybody,
Speaker 5: everybody in Vancouver, everybody in Vancouver right now just got
Speaker 5: a little bit of movement. There was just like a
Speaker 5: little bit of shifting shift. It was a shift.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was thinking like we could do like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I was thinking that we with each guest
Speaker 1: like this is just random. But I was thinking like,
Speaker 1: all right, so Neil comes on, right. Neil's an improv
Speaker 1: sketch comedian genius. So like we could do a segment
Speaker 1: with Neil where he teaches you and I how to
Speaker 1: do like I mean, we know the basics obvious, but
Speaker 1: like he walks us through like an improv thing, right,
Speaker 1: and then we get call outs from the audience and
Speaker 1: the three of us do an improv sketch with Neil,
Speaker 1: like something that would that be funny?
Speaker 3: That'd be great? Is Chicago sure that one?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: And also it's like the improv capital of the country.
Speaker 1: There you go, Donald thinking it's gonna be fun. We
Speaker 1: got to pull out a planet now, Joel, I'll you
Speaker 1: know how any other jobs We're gonna get your help.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it now that we're doing it for real.
Speaker 1: Now that we're doing it.
Speaker 5: For done, that's it, yo, Yo, your lives are.
Speaker 1: Over, no, Joel, Joel, I want you to know that
Speaker 1: that was kind of the pilot, and we're going to
Speaker 1: get like a proper tour manager when we tour.
Speaker 8: I'm so looking forward to it working with somebody who
Speaker 8: knows what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna say, Joel, and you're and you're not
Speaker 1: to give you your flowers. You you really you really
Speaker 1: took on something you didn't know much about and did
Speaker 1: a fantastic job.
Speaker 8: It was a learning curve, but it was exciting to
Speaker 8: learn it. So I'm glad it all worked out. I'm
Speaker 8: so glad. Uh Mark showed up and was like, let
Speaker 8: me just handle this portion of it real quick.
Speaker 6: I was like a genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark helped a lot. I got to say, Mark
Speaker 1: really stepped up.
Speaker 5: And you know how we like it, Zach and I
Speaker 5: like to walk in, do that thing, walk out.
Speaker 1: That's what you did. I participated in some planning. That's
Speaker 1: what you did.
Speaker 3: Well, that's.
Speaker 1: No idea what happened, Joel.
Speaker 5: You know, Joel, you know how I like it? Yes,
Speaker 5: I do try to Donalds just shows up.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh ship, It's like lid and there's furniture.
Speaker 3: H god.
Speaker 5: I was just as surprised as the audience was on
Speaker 5: a show. Oh Ship, we were gonna sing.
Speaker 1: Donald's like Donald's like Donald's like somebody made a call sheet.
Speaker 1: We sounded good too on Guy Love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we sounded, we sounded we we we improvised
Speaker 5: a little bit like everything was just beautiful.
Speaker 1: It was that next time we sing I'll I'll be
Speaker 1: I'll be off book. I was holding the lyric sheet,
Speaker 1: which I which I which I don't, which is just good.
Speaker 1: It was insecurity about fucking up the lyrics. I just
Speaker 1: held it, but then I then I fucked up because
Speaker 1: I was overthinking the lyrics. Obviously I know the words
Speaker 1: to those songs. I just tried to not have the
Speaker 1: crutch of the lyric sheet. But we I didn't suck
Speaker 1: up Guy Love, and that sounded perfect. So I want
Speaker 1: to tell you. I did Pete Holmes's podcast, and I
Speaker 1: find Pete Holmes to be one of one of the
Speaker 1: funniest stand ups there is Bill and I went to
Speaker 1: see him rehearse his hour long special That's Gonna be
Speaker 1: Coome on Netflix that he shot since and we were
Speaker 1: just belly laughing. It was so funny. And he went
Speaker 1: into his podcast and he has two things that told
Speaker 1: we were going to steal for our podcast. He goes,
Speaker 1: when someone says something, he goes, speed agree, I speed
Speaker 1: agree on that. Speed agree. That just means like you
Speaker 1: agree so fast, like you don't even finish your thought
Speaker 1: like that that's good. And the other one is scandal noted.
Speaker 1: So let's say you want to talk about someone who
Speaker 1: has problem, you can talk about them. You just got
Speaker 1: scandal noted. But I do want to say that that's
Speaker 1: good cover. I like that because we were trying to
Speaker 1: talk about some people that have been canceled or have
Speaker 1: you know, issues, But you still want to be able
Speaker 1: to make your point, so you say, like think about
Speaker 1: Cosby scandal noted. Was that he.
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: So if it's right with you, I'd like to introduce
Speaker 1: I'd like to steal from Pete Holmes a speed degree
Speaker 1: and scandal noted. Did beget in the showdownes about show
Speaker 1: we made about.
Speaker 5: A bunch of dogs and nurses. He said, he's the stories.
Speaker 8: So yea.
Speaker 1: YEA very funny episode, very funny episode really hur issues,
Speaker 1: some real HR issues.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I will say that. Yes. Scandal noted.
Speaker 5: Scandal noted that's funny.
Speaker 1: See, you already got it. Donald Scandal noted JD and
Speaker 1: Turk would have been fired for their behavior on this
Speaker 1: talent show.
Speaker 5: Real cool, my gosh, from back in the day, from
Speaker 5: back in the day when they were interns to when
Speaker 5: they decided to do to make their own interns do it,
Speaker 5: they would have been completely.
Speaker 1: I just kept cremated. I kept cringing. I mean, like.
Speaker 3: One joke, I only cringed it one.
Speaker 1: But the asking the two women to lube themselves up. No,
Speaker 1: well you should have cringed at that one. Brady, that
Speaker 1: was crazy. Didn't you get mad at you for that?
Speaker 5: Understandabaye?
Speaker 3: I apologize and I apologize.
Speaker 1: You did apologize, I remember, yeah, I did to.
Speaker 5: His face after he stepped to me, like Yo, what
Speaker 5: the fuck did you say?
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, Wayne, I'm so sorry, I am
Speaker 3: so sorry.
Speaker 1: Well you know I think you you were. You were
Speaker 1: not at a point yet and you are now. We
Speaker 1: both are where you were. We we were still wide
Speaker 1: eyed enough to be like, oh yeah, if he wants
Speaker 1: me to say that, I'll say that like now I
Speaker 1: would say like I would never, I'm not going to say.
Speaker 3: That, right.
Speaker 5: I mean, we were just trying to be funny too,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. And that was what I
Speaker 5: was trying to you know. It was like, I'm just
Speaker 5: trying to be funny, dude, I'm just trying. It was
Speaker 5: like at your expense, at your you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: That's not really funny, that's just stupid. And I apologize
Speaker 5: to him. Then I apologize now too. I think that
Speaker 5: was a taste.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's forgotten you, forgotten that. He's forgotten me too,
Speaker 1: He's forgotten you your alleged. He's such anyway, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the show.
Speaker 5: He's an amazing let's give him his flowers too while
Speaker 5: we're since we're here, he is amazing performer, amazing Broadway performer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: No Johnny C in episode This must be Johnny C's
Speaker 1: turn to take a break.
Speaker 5: But they bring in Sonny and Joe.
Speaker 1: It's a big This really feels like, you know, in hindsight,
Speaker 1: there's Billy. In hindsight, we really see Bill teeing up
Speaker 1: what he's gonna try and do for season nine, which
Speaker 1: is make these interns the start. This one is really
Speaker 1: about Sonny and Joe.
Speaker 5: I really feel like this was the path right here.
Speaker 5: This was the blueprint, the handoff. I feel like this
Speaker 5: was the blueprint. Bill said it, Look, this is how
Speaker 5: we should do the show. We could still have the
Speaker 5: main characters of the show, but let's phase them to
Speaker 5: the background and put them in the mentorship part. Johnny
Speaker 5: ces Kelso, will have you guys play the mentors, and
Speaker 5: let's just make the show about the young guys, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, the young ones. And it really
Speaker 5: does work. Sonny and Joe were actually a great That's
Speaker 5: a great.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 5: I don't know why the two of them didn't why
Speaker 5: that wasn't season nine, but that would have.
Speaker 3: That was really funny.
Speaker 1: They were a part of season nine, weren't they.
Speaker 5: Well, Joe Denise is a part of season nine. Sony's
Speaker 5: only in one episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, they walk in and they called Joe Denise
Speaker 1: dude chick, dude chick. Elliott tells her that, you know,
Speaker 1: because Joe is so dedicated to being there all the time.
Speaker 1: And Elliott says, look, you gotta blow off some steam.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta you can't just stay, you know,
Speaker 1: because Joe's staying all night long and the other interns
Speaker 1: are going and having drinks and at least having some
Speaker 1: social life.
Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say that.
Speaker 5: Also, this is the episode that we're learning Joe's actually
Speaker 5: Denise is actually a really good uh intern slash doctor.
Speaker 5: She's actually one that cares, even with this exterior of
Speaker 5: of you know, this hard exterior that she has. The
Speaker 5: show opens up with her warming someone's bedpants so they
Speaker 5: can go take a shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does care. She just and her bedside manner
Speaker 1: is still a bit gruff, but she's working on She's
Speaker 1: making strides with that.
Speaker 3: Everything's tracking.
Speaker 1: Elliott says that some babies smell like ham. She thought
Speaker 1: this was related to how she used to warm up
Speaker 1: her sandwiches in the Nick You and then and the
Speaker 1: baby incubators, but then she realized that some babies do
Speaker 1: in fact smell like ham and she calls them Ham babies.
Speaker 1: She runs into one the way out of this first
Speaker 1: scene and she smells it and she goes, ham baby.
Speaker 5: So I've never smelled a ham baby, but I do
Speaker 5: love the way a baby's breath.
Speaker 1: Smells a baby's breath.
Speaker 5: There's nothing fresher in the baby's breath. Listen, it's even
Speaker 5: a line in the most deaf song. But look, check
Speaker 5: this out out. It smells like, uh, breast milk, but
Speaker 5: vomit rights exactly. All of you out there, all of
Speaker 5: you out there who have kids and remember when they
Speaker 5: were babies, know exactly what I'm talking about. You could,
Speaker 5: I mean, I didn't do this, but I could literally
Speaker 5: take my nose if just stick it.
Speaker 3: In my kid's take.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
Speaker 5: And I can't do it right now because I'm stuffed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, you wouldn't be able to get that
Speaker 1: beautiful breast milk vomit sent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't beat it. I wish I could. I
Speaker 5: wish I could. I wish I could sit that in
Speaker 5: a candle.
Speaker 1: So, for the second time in Scrubs history, we know
Speaker 1: that we learned that Karla has whiskers on her on
Speaker 1: her areolas, but this one was great the first time
Speaker 1: and this thick as a thorn. The first time was
Speaker 1: when Turk drew a drawing of it and it looked
Speaker 1: like a walrus. And now she plarks a giant I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a giant.
Speaker 3: Did she get thorn from a cactus?
Speaker 1: How did she let that get so long? I mean
Speaker 1: that's not that was that almost needed brushing.
Speaker 5: It's clear that her breast area is not part of
Speaker 5: her intern sex life. Like ever since well ever since
Speaker 5: he saw the walrus.
Speaker 7: He was like, no, no, no, no no no no
Speaker 7: no no no no, let's do it a different way. So, well,
Speaker 7: that's quite a hair. I mean that hair sh.
Speaker 5: Look like it was from a cactus. Man, if there's
Speaker 5: multiple down there, she's freaking. It's like she's protecting, like
Speaker 5: the nipple is being protected with thorns like that.
Speaker 1: I mean that was to the point where she if
Speaker 1: she's going to keep it, it needs conditioning. I mean
Speaker 1: it's uh, it was quite a long hair.
Speaker 3: I don't think conditioner will do anything with him.
Speaker 1: Well, she could have just like pulled on it with
Speaker 1: some shampoo and then pulled on it with some conditioner.
Speaker 5: I don't think that would curl it. I think that
Speaker 5: thing was just a straight up like tusk. It was
Speaker 5: like a tusk and it didn't even fall. It was
Speaker 5: just it was it was just a straight air.
Speaker 1: I think they went too long with it in the
Speaker 1: directorial choice. It wasn't believable. All right, So then Kelso
Speaker 1: and the janitor both witnessed this, right, but Carla doesn't
Speaker 1: see that the janitor.
Speaker 5: Notices no, she sees that he notices No, she doesn't
Speaker 5: she does. I thought he popped up and was like,
Speaker 5: what the heck? And then Kelso so she just act
Speaker 5: like you didn't see it, and then Kelso goes what
Speaker 5: the heck and she's like, oh.
Speaker 1: Shit, okay, you're right. So she just knows she's going
Speaker 1: to gaslight the janitor for the whole episode. She really
Speaker 1: sucks his mind up. She fucking successfully gaslights him that
Speaker 1: he's questioning everything, even the fact that he was in
Speaker 1: the fugitive.
Speaker 5: Right, this is guy to come back around. This guy
Speaker 5: has to come back around full circle. I love that
Speaker 5: the fugitive callback, isn't it though?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He's a was was that even in the.
Speaker 5: Field of under his breath he says it. She doesn't
Speaker 5: even hear him say it, So his secret's still safe.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking hilarious dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the secret he told to JD.
Speaker 3: You're tell anybody you're dead.
Speaker 1: Right and then and then oh he Judy doesn't Carly
Speaker 1: doesn't hear him say at this time.
Speaker 5: No, she doesn't hear him say maybe I his secret
Speaker 5: is his secret is still saved. She's she's still trying
Speaker 5: to figure out a way to freaking console him after
Speaker 5: she's mind fucked him so good.
Speaker 1: You know, I just realized something I didn't realize with
Speaker 1: regards to Neil's cameo and shrinking that I didn't really
Speaker 1: I just thought it was sweet that Neil was Harrison
Speaker 1: Ford's character's patient. I didn't realize that they have that
Speaker 1: that connection back to the Fugitive, did you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: What it's Indianiana Jones.
Speaker 5: He's at Kingdom Skull, Crystal Skull.
Speaker 1: I made Neil is Yeah, wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: But I just feel it's funny. That's such a blind
Speaker 1: spot because I went, oh, it's just cool Neil's doing
Speaker 1: a cameo because he's part of the Bill universe. And
Speaker 1: and then I went, oh, no, they have that moment
Speaker 1: in Fugitive together. That's so cute.
Speaker 3: Kembo, Cambo. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Okay, so
Speaker 1: the interns are going to put on a sketch show.
Speaker 1: I guess every year the interns put on a sketch
Speaker 1: show and they roast the senior staff. And this year
Speaker 1: JD and Turk are in charge, and unlike most years
Speaker 1: where the interns are allowed to write their own sketches,
Speaker 1: JD and Turk decide that they're going to write all
Speaker 1: the sketches for them because they're hilarious.
Speaker 5: Because they're funnier than anybody else in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're very excited to this. I've never seen
Speaker 1: them so excited about anything.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what it comes down.
Speaker 1: They're like giddy schoolgirls.
Speaker 3: Here's what it comes down to.
Speaker 5: Their senior staff now, so they get to do what
Speaker 5: ever the fuck they want. Matter of fact, their mentor
Speaker 5: the dude that they go and get beers with and
Speaker 5: shit like that, and the dude that used to fucking
Speaker 5: h haze them and stuff and then became their friend
Speaker 5: and has giving them the best advice is now the
Speaker 5: chief of medicine. So they're like, yo, this is our hospital, man,
Speaker 5: we run this thing. Turk and JD are running the show.
Speaker 5: It's that thing and they know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And the flashback, Oh no, oh my god, there's so
Speaker 5: many moments.
Speaker 1: Flash that way before you get to the flashback, which
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life. But this is the first moment they
Speaker 1: would have been fired when they ask for two volunteers
Speaker 1: who are willing to go full frontal. Now, they don't
Speaker 1: specifically say that they need to be women, but they
Speaker 1: do say that whomever it is is going to be
Speaker 1: rubbing oil on each other. And I don't even know
Speaker 1: why that was. It was related to a sketch that
Speaker 1: they had written.
Speaker 3: I don't I think. I think we've tried to and
Speaker 3: what is that.
Speaker 1: I have no clue, no scandal noted. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that this is uh, we would have been as as
Speaker 1: as as doctors quickly fired for asking our interns to
Speaker 1: rub lube on each other at the talent show.
Speaker 5: Male female them they or whatever you want to say,
Speaker 5: my friend, yes, like, so.
Speaker 1: I apologize for Jadie and Jerk's behavior during the talent
Speaker 1: show in whatever year this was.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 5: You come out of being like that's like, oh man,
Speaker 5: that's horrible.
Speaker 1: Flashback when you come out as a Loma. Now mind
Speaker 1: you Aloma. This is Aloma by the way, playing Nurse
Speaker 1: Roberts again in the flashback. She's back to Nurse Roberts.
Speaker 3: Now, not not right, that's not Shirley, and.
Speaker 1: You are so fucking funny, and she's.
Speaker 5: Enjoying Jesus and Jesus.
Speaker 3: He loves me.
Speaker 5: Jesus, you're some right now.
Speaker 1: Aloma, the character Nurse Roberts is enjoyed it at first.
Speaker 1: She's like, you love Jesus, I do love me some Jesus.
Speaker 1: She's not offended at all. She thinks it's funny. She's
Speaker 1: down to be teased. She's like, yeah, until Jesus comes
Speaker 1: out and Jesus comes out and goes shaloman I now
Speaker 1: knew my Friends.
Speaker 3: Verse is not like that at all.
Speaker 1: Nurse Roberts is not playing with that. Nurse robertson and
Speaker 1: she tackled Jesus. Jesus. Nurse Roberts went from enjoying this
Speaker 1: show to getting on stage and tackling jad because he's
Speaker 1: playing Jesus.
Speaker 5: And he said before she tackled Jesus, was I don't
Speaker 5: love me some Jesus?
Speaker 1: The line before was coloman I knew, now knew my Friends.
Speaker 5: The line from Nurse Roberts before she tackled Jesus was
Speaker 5: I do love me some Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll put her over the edge was shalom
Speaker 1: and I'm given the peace, sons. I wonder what the
Speaker 1: end of that schedule was. That schedule was hilarious.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 8: Did you guys like really miss each other, because it
Speaker 8: was if I remember Donald was off and then you
Speaker 8: were off, right.
Speaker 1: We missed each other if we were just wrapped at
Speaker 1: dinner time and didn't see each other until the morning,
Speaker 1: like another level.
Speaker 8: In this episode, though, it seems like you guys were like, yes,
Speaker 8: finally we're back.
Speaker 5: I would. I mean at this point we had just
Speaker 5: I mean, it just had been it's polished.
Speaker 3: At this point, we had done it so much that
Speaker 3: it was like, well.
Speaker 1: We're having fun. We were clearly in this episode, you
Speaker 1: and I are clearly cracking each other up.
Speaker 5: There's a point where we're making this stuff up, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of improv here in this one.
Speaker 1: And I also remember, I can see in your face
Speaker 1: when you think you're holding it together, but when Jimmy,
Speaker 1: the overly touchy intern is massaging your breasts, you are
Speaker 1: cracking up on the inside. Yeah, Darren was so funny
Speaker 1: in this Oh.
Speaker 5: My god, this is all a prelude to Matt TV.
Speaker 5: This is all a prelude to shouting that live.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I laughed out loud when you after Alma tackles
Speaker 1: JD as Jesus, you go, there will be a twenty minute.
Speaker 5: I know that was improv because I remember that just
Speaker 5: being from theater, being at my parents' theater and freaking
Speaker 5: somebody coming out on stage because they needed to be
Speaker 5: in the show and they didn't have no other part,
Speaker 5: and so you'll beat the intermission.
Speaker 3: Motherfuck all right, that's who you're gonna be.
Speaker 5: So they do that first act right at the National
Speaker 5: Black Theata in Harlem.
Speaker 3: Shout them out.
Speaker 5: They got a show on broad Raid right now called
Speaker 5: fat Ham.
Speaker 1: Oh that's doing really well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, National Black Theata shouts you out. Shot eh oh me.
Speaker 1: Bath Ham is really popular. That was one of the
Speaker 1: shows everyone was talking about.
Speaker 5: Marcel Spears, shout him out. Picasso at the Lapani's yield
Speaker 5: Baby for Life, Baby Anyway Life. He and I did
Speaker 5: a play together, and he's on Broadway right now as
Speaker 5: fat Ham.
Speaker 1: I got to digress for a moment. I saw four
Speaker 1: one person shows in New York when I was just there. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was my one person show trip. For some reason,
Speaker 1: I saw Jody Comer in Prima Faci. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: Then I saw the best magic show I've ever seen
Speaker 1: called Inner Circle, which you have to go see. It's
Speaker 1: like close up magic in a theater, but a very
Speaker 1: small theater. Again, I got a magician, Israeli magician named
Speaker 1: Assi Winn. Incredible. Then I saw One Woman Show, which
Speaker 1: is a spoof of one person shows, that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then I saw Alex Edelman, who's a comedian and
Speaker 1: he did he He's a really really funny to me,
Speaker 1: and he's a Jewish guy, and he went and attended
Speaker 1: an alt right meetup in Queens and so the story
Speaker 1: the show is the story of him attending an alt
Speaker 1: right gathering and uh, it's so crazy and insane and
Speaker 1: but also hilarious.
Speaker 2: Rather than I, Yeah, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: There's no way in hell.
Speaker 5: I mean, I would have to be blind, like freaking
Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle was in that sketch.
Speaker 1: No, you you couldn't go because you.
Speaker 5: And not know that I was black, Because I would
Speaker 5: There's I mean, I just imagine some of the things
Speaker 5: you hear somebody say and that ship. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: know if my heart, I don't know if my heart
Speaker 5: could take it.
Speaker 1: I know it was insane, but he's presented in a
Speaker 1: in a in a in a really comedic way. And
Speaker 1: I recommend all four shows of people. That was really good.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and we'll be right back,
Speaker 1: right Donald, Yes, we will. We'll be right back, all right,
Speaker 1: back to our show scrubs, Donald, my love. So that
Speaker 1: was so funny. We talked about that. So Joe ignores
Speaker 1: Elliot's advice. So they have a patient named Brianna, and.
Speaker 3: She has heart issues.
Speaker 1: She has some issue where she's she has immune immune
Speaker 1: immune disorder where she's very vulnerable to getting sick.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what it is.
Speaker 5: And she's so sick almost every month and she almost
Speaker 5: dies almost twice to three times four times a year.
Speaker 1: Or something, right, she has, So she's her mom is
Speaker 1: very protective of her. The kid is complaining about it.
Speaker 5: And never been out, never gone outside of the house
Speaker 5: because of her ailment.
Speaker 1: Right, and.
Speaker 5: So never seen no parts of another person's body is
Speaker 5: pretty much what we're trying to say.
Speaker 1: She has no experience with anything. I don't know how
Speaker 1: old she is. She's she like a she's at least
Speaker 1: an older teenager.
Speaker 5: All I know is they're trying to get her out
Speaker 5: so she could at least dance with another person.
Speaker 1: They want to take her out, and the mom is
Speaker 1: saying no, and Joe says.
Speaker 5: Because she could get so sick if she dances with somebody,
Speaker 5: or even just SIPs a beer next to somebody, that
Speaker 5: she could wind up back into ICU.
Speaker 3: Of course, could die.
Speaker 1: And it's just the thing between like the moms saying, look,
Speaker 1: I know it's best for her, and both Elliott and Joe,
Speaker 1: independent of each other, are trying to get her to
Speaker 1: have a chance to get outside and feel like a
Speaker 1: normal kid.
Speaker 3: Right, But some of these people are taking their own advice.
Speaker 1: Right because Elliott goes and talks to her even though
Speaker 1: she advises Joe not to.
Speaker 3: Well, we find that out later.
Speaker 1: How funny is that fantasy? Is it a fantasy or
Speaker 1: or a hallback? When I go, this is our sketch show,
Speaker 1: and I keep slapping.
Speaker 5: It and keep slapping our sketch show, our sketch show.
Speaker 5: It's a fantasy, and then you slap them. Then you
Speaker 5: snap out of it and you're like, oh, it's all
Speaker 5: right if you're late our sketch show. I remember shooting that.
Speaker 5: I do remember shooting that.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 5: I remember getting slapped and looking into the camera and
Speaker 5: all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And each time you go, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our sketch show, This is our sketch show.
Speaker 1: No One picks Denise as a scene partner. The janitor
Speaker 1: tells Carla that he did see her pluck.
Speaker 5: Out her hair, and she's like, no, you didn't, and he.
Speaker 1: Makes all these noises. He does a whole shtick with
Speaker 1: the hair, like moing moying, and then he plays it
Speaker 1: like a violin.
Speaker 5: I wasn't here yesterday. That's Carla's excuse forever I was
Speaker 5: here yesterday.
Speaker 1: She really commits to the gas lighting route.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're going to gas light, you might
Speaker 5: as well commit, right, She goes, You can't half ass
Speaker 5: no gas light. You can't be like, you know, I
Speaker 5: wasn't here yesterday, or maybe I was, and then expect
Speaker 5: to win. He's all baked and I'm just sick, man,
Speaker 5: I'm on that fucking uh.
Speaker 1: What's taking weed as part of your medicine?
Speaker 5: Know that D was that not the dick? But was
Speaker 5: the other that th D? No, not that vitamin d
Speaker 5: D Vitamin D. No, it's that over the counter medicine quill,
Speaker 5: not day quill D. But uh, what's the other one
Speaker 5: that they got, Duke Madame musinx.
Speaker 2: D D what you think of I think you may
Speaker 2: have added some GANDA to your regimen.
Speaker 5: No, but that's what the name of it, because there's
Speaker 5: also the clarity dye.
Speaker 2: No, you're totally right.
Speaker 5: Next d's a bunch of ds advil.
Speaker 1: Did you add anything to your regimen?
Speaker 3: Who tanked forever? Who tanked forever?
Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm gonna keep.
Speaker 1: It one hundred, yeah, please keep it one hundred.
Speaker 5: I felt like I could dry out some.
Speaker 3: Of that mucus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was wrong.
Speaker 5: I probably inflamed that motherfucker a little bit more. The
Speaker 5: point is, yeah, I'm on that D.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on that D.
Speaker 5: I got some of that big fat D up in me.
Speaker 1: The janitor says that he wants Judy Carla's nipplehair. He
Speaker 1: wants to he collects things, he says, and he wants
Speaker 1: to put it between his molars and a snug which
Speaker 1: is a snail slug hybrid that he was able to
Speaker 1: splice together unsuccessfully. Yes, that had to be Neil, just
Speaker 1: making it up. Absolutely that smells of Neil riffing.
Speaker 5: But I can't imagine that too. Just the two animal
Speaker 5: sliced and then tried to stick them together.
Speaker 1: I like that. He says he was able to splice
Speaker 1: together unsuccessfully.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a slug and a snail, he commits. You know, dude,
Speaker 5: he has like straight up uh, murderer tendencies.
Speaker 3: The janitor does.
Speaker 1: But again we don't know if it's all lie. We
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, we have seen him with his
Speaker 1: squirrel army, so we know that's.
Speaker 5: True, right, and he captured those squirrels and killed some
Speaker 5: of them too, if I do remember correctly, I think, all, wow,
Speaker 5: see there are no squirrels around the hospital anymore.
Speaker 1: That's true. They don't have issues with squirrels.
Speaker 5: I mean, these are these are murderer tendencies.
Speaker 3: These are things that people who.
Speaker 1: He wants to kill me. He says it lots of times,
Speaker 1: all because I put a penny in the door. Why
Speaker 1: did I put a penny in the door?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you just but you did it. JD
Speaker 3: did it.
Speaker 1: I know we never analyzed that though, we haven't gotten
Speaker 1: there yet. But when JD admits to putting the penny
Speaker 1: in the door. But why would JED put it?
Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense, j asshole.
Speaker 1: No, it's his first day and he gets accused of
Speaker 1: putting a penny in the door.
Speaker 3: Why is it just like Cobra Kai.
Speaker 5: Man, the janitor is fucking Johnny and you are fucking
Speaker 5: LaRusso and you come into the new area and you
Speaker 5: just fucking up all of his shit because you're the
Speaker 5: new guy and you have this entitled feeling and you
Speaker 5: decide to put a penny in the door and mess
Speaker 5: up his day, and because of that, he's now viewed
Speaker 5: as the bad guy. It's Cobra Kai.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this narrative. I don't believe the narrative
Speaker 1: that JD on his first day is of Why didn't
Speaker 1: in turn, purposefully put a penny in the door to
Speaker 1: break the emergency door in the emergency room? What the
Speaker 1: fuck is I think JD if he does admit to that,
Speaker 1: like I think he does, right, I think he was
Speaker 1: just trying to find some closure with the janitor. Why
Speaker 1: would he do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We got to go back and figure it. Can't It
Speaker 5: has to be some for some malicious reason.
Speaker 1: I've never really thought this out. Ever, we're gonna.
Speaker 8: Learn soon, or we'll at least get the reason very
Speaker 8: specific reasoning soon, you know.
Speaker 1: But but he does admit it, right, That's why I
Speaker 1: do recall that. But that doesn't make any sense. He
Speaker 1: must be just saying like, hey, let's have some closure.
Speaker 8: I did, yeah, because Wikipedia says JD accidentally stuck a
Speaker 8: penny in the door. And I don't know how somebody
Speaker 8: accidentally sticks a penny in a door.
Speaker 5: Hold that door? He probably they should. I got it. See,
Speaker 5: this is why weed. This is why weed sometimes.
Speaker 1: Is for weed.
Speaker 5: This is what happened. J D was running extremely late
Speaker 5: that day, and he was excited, if I do remember correctly,
Speaker 5: and he would trying to get through the door, but
Speaker 5: it was closing. His macguiver like instincts. He pulls out
Speaker 5: a pinion.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have mcguy for like instincts. He's John Dorian to.
Speaker 5: Try and for musical angle it into the sensors so
Speaker 5: the automatic door slides open. It's broken. He flees the scene,
Speaker 5: knowing that.
Speaker 3: He broke it.
Speaker 5: Comes back later the janitor's there. JD, like all people
Speaker 5: when they're guilty of something, admit it in some way.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe there's a pen. Maybe somebody put a penny
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: I think, if anything, a penny fell out of JD's
Speaker 1: pocket and and and he realized it must have come
Speaker 1: from my pocket. He is not purpose.
Speaker 5: I like my story better. My story is way more heroic. Yeah,
Speaker 5: your story is just like Indiana Jones esque, and you
Speaker 5: need to run with it.
Speaker 1: Your story is weed based, but it's.
Speaker 5: Very Harrison Ford Indiana. Joe. JD's not Jackson slash mcguy Burrish.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to the show. So then
Speaker 1: there's another hr nightmare. We're trying to make sure that
Speaker 1: the whoever the woman who's playing Elliott has a flat
Speaker 1: enough ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we wanted to go get some cardboard.
Speaker 1: And we're examining the woman's ass and we're like, it's
Speaker 1: not flat enough. JD says, I've chewed on that day
Speaker 1: and it's flatter than Dale Beard. By the way, Sarah
Speaker 1: has a very nice bum for what it's worth.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sarah has a very nice bump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah has a very nice bump. So scandal noted.
Speaker 1: But I want the record to reflect that Sarah does
Speaker 1: not have a flat bump. Speed degree, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Pete Holmes is gonna be so happy. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that jd are yelling at an inn that her
Speaker 1: ass needs to be flatter. Turket's massage by Jimmy Lee,
Speaker 1: I can never say it. Jimmy the overly touchy, orderly
Speaker 1: and he just calmly says no, thank you. But if
Speaker 1: you look, if you go back and look at Donald's eyes,
Speaker 1: he is holding in a laugh. I can just know
Speaker 1: that face. Yeah, and then when it's over, you're so
Speaker 1: proud of yourself that you got through it. You're like
Speaker 1: you got You're like I did it, and you're.
Speaker 5: Like, he's very difficult, and you know, especially back then
Speaker 5: when he was just starting to hone his.
Speaker 3: Craft to not laugh around.
Speaker 5: I remember, I mean, look some of the scenes with
Speaker 5: Taren in this show and Sam Lloyd on the floor
Speaker 5: when he's breathing in his ear and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know how Sam was able to keep a
Speaker 5: straight face.
Speaker 3: We laughed very hard at that just by watching it.
Speaker 1: And so you know, there were so many bloopers. Whenever
Speaker 1: Tarren was massaging you, there was no in and I'll laugh.
Speaker 5: There's because he really one. He really massaged you. So
Speaker 5: it feels good.
Speaker 1: No, it was so intense. I remember being really intense.
Speaker 3: But I like intense. You don't like an intense.
Speaker 1: Love but not from Jimmy the overly touching injur And
Speaker 1: I like one from a massuse or do I like
Speaker 1: it hard? I don't like it when they come and
Speaker 1: just basically rub lotional.
Speaker 3: You don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I want the elbow in my back. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to be like, oh why.
Speaker 5: I want to I want I want to be like,
Speaker 5: please a little softer. Yes, I do like that.
Speaker 1: I want to get to the point where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: mercy a little bit.
Speaker 5: So you got it, you got it, you got it,
Speaker 5: you got it. I want to say my my safety word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have a let's have a what do you
Speaker 1: call it? A safe word? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is your safe word with your messuse?
Speaker 5: Please stop? I mean okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very it's very transparent.
Speaker 1: Mine's ouch.
Speaker 3: Same thing.
Speaker 1: So Bill is obviously trying to buy back his two
Speaker 1: largest breaks in reality of the series Scrubs. When Carlos
Speaker 1: says you lied about building a giant sand castle and
Speaker 1: JD flying like a flag because those things defy the
Speaker 1: laws of physics.
Speaker 5: Why do you think he was trying to buy that back?
Speaker 1: Because I think Bill has spoken openly in the years
Speaker 1: since and laughed about it that he didn't always nail
Speaker 1: the world of when something was a fantasy and when
Speaker 1: it was reality. Like JD being in that backpack is
Speaker 1: a real world. You stuff JD into a normal sized
Speaker 1: backpack and closed it in the real world.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's a sitcom, you know.
Speaker 1: But there's a balance of reality.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, even come on, man, these guys blew up.
Speaker 5: We've blown up cars. We freaking like, come on, man,
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I agree with Bill that he was pretty he's pretty
Speaker 1: good at keeping the insane insane stuff in fantasies and
Speaker 1: then occasionally like the janitor building a sand castle that's
Speaker 1: livable in the in the in the in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, Bill said, Bill said in the past that
Speaker 1: he said like he showed up one day, which is
Speaker 1: cannot true because that think parts are.
Speaker 5: A week time hell right about to say they had
Speaker 5: to dump all of that sand.
Speaker 1: No, they well wasn't even it was it was literally
Speaker 1: it was two stories too. It was just like it
Speaker 1: was just coated thinly with it was like it was
Speaker 1: like it was it was built like a two story
Speaker 1: house and they just put sand on the outside of
Speaker 1: So Bill saying that he didn't know his bullshit because
Speaker 1: they would have had to build that ship for a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's uncomfortable, it's gone.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just lean forward, bro.
Speaker 5: It's just so uncomfortable in here, dude.
Speaker 3: And this is the only room that I have that
Speaker 3: I can do this and right.
Speaker 1: Now, why don't you go back to your closet life.
Speaker 5: Because my closet has a bunch of fucking generators and
Speaker 5: all of that ship is so it sounds like a
Speaker 5: fucking dum What.
Speaker 1: Does it sound like? Does it sound like this? No?
Speaker 1: Does it sound like this?
Speaker 2: You honor me?
Speaker 6: No, Donald, if you want, we can set you up
Speaker 6: with the studio too, like we can.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna do that, he does.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to a studio.
Speaker 5: But what I do, what I am going to look
Speaker 5: into is getting a little box because I do do
Speaker 5: a lot of Uh I did, I did your right,
Speaker 5: but I do And he said do doo, Yeah I did,
Speaker 5: And so I'm thinking about because remember those little studios
Speaker 5: back in the day that you could buy and you
Speaker 5: could close the door and open the door. Sure, I
Speaker 5: think they're a lot cheaper than they used to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Do you have one that you're already
Speaker 2: looking at?
Speaker 5: I don't, not yet, But this was just an idea
Speaker 5: split second, just now.
Speaker 1: Sarah bought one of those because she does what's it
Speaker 1: called Rick and mortyry scandal, scandal noted rick and.
Speaker 5: Morty, scandal, noted scandal, noted.
Speaker 1: Sarah bought one of those because she does scandal, noted
Speaker 1: rick and Morty. And you should get one, since you
Speaker 1: clearly had never have a quiet home, not anymore. Your
Speaker 1: kids are cute. I saw Donald's kids the other day
Speaker 1: at my mom's house. My mom had a little pool
Speaker 1: party for all my friends.
Speaker 5: None of the adults got in the pool. All of
Speaker 5: the kids did, though.
Speaker 1: Ye well, I thought I was gonna swim too, but
Speaker 1: Donald was wearing a sweatsuit in like ninety degree heat
Speaker 1: for some reason. Go off, No the kid. The adults
Speaker 1: just had a great conversation and the kids swam. I
Speaker 1: was good. It gave the kids something to do while
Speaker 1: the adults chatted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I really do love your mom.
Speaker 1: My mom's the best. My mom's so sweet. She planned
Speaker 1: a pool party for all my friends, and she planned
Speaker 1: it far out. She made it sure everyone had it
Speaker 1: on their calendar, like two months out.
Speaker 2: Smart.
Speaker 3: She hit us up in April.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet though. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: you guys gotta turn up because my mom was like
Speaker 1: planning this like a wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah you yeah.
Speaker 5: Casey was like, there's no way you can ever miss this.
Speaker 5: That's the That was the smartest thing ever. If you
Speaker 5: want to make sure everybody shows up, put that ship
Speaker 5: two months out. There's no way that anybody.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing shit longer out, Like Yo, my
Speaker 1: birthday twenty four.
Speaker 5: Right, come on, you got counted six months to get
Speaker 5: it together.
Speaker 1: She got everyone, man, everybody turned up.
Speaker 3: Yeah they did.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll finish the show. It's called
Speaker 1: Scrubs and it stars Donald Faison, Zach braw He'll be right.
Speaker 4: Back, the famous ever back evergle Remember the gogle Google guys,
Speaker 4: Do you guys.
Speaker 1: Remember We're not gonna talk about the gurgle doesn't make
Speaker 1: it back. No, the gurgle's over.
Speaker 3: What about cluck?
Speaker 5: Cluck?
Speaker 1: No, no, no more gurgle. Okay, So the janitor says
Speaker 1: that that that Carla has a comically large hair on
Speaker 1: her baby feeder. He gulls her breast a baby feeder.
Speaker 1: He says, I saw you take a comically large I
Speaker 1: guess it was intentionally large, comically large hair off of
Speaker 1: your baby feeder. Then they cut to us in the
Speaker 1: in the cafeteria. This was so funny. Donald, when we
Speaker 1: go you, I'm so nervous, and I go, Welcome to
Speaker 1: Live Theater. Sounds like waiting for God.
Speaker 5: I was about to say this, just like waiting for Goman.
Speaker 1: I made me want to see a whole movie with
Speaker 1: us as like, yes, waiting for Guffman theater directors, you're
Speaker 1: the Donald Gay, Zach and Donald Wait, Zach and Donald
Speaker 1: Gay newlyweds in House Arrest, Zach and Donald that what House.
Speaker 5: Arrest was about, though, wasn't like one of them, like
Speaker 5: he did pitch something where we did try to put
Speaker 5: on a show.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but Zach and Donald. Someone did, But
Speaker 1: Zach and Donald, Yeah, did someone pitch something like this
Speaker 1: that we that we run an amateur theater.
Speaker 6: Yes, that was one of our pitches.
Speaker 1: I really after watching this episode, I like.
Speaker 5: I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1: Donald's the Donald's the choreographer, I'm the director, and we're
Speaker 1: and we're putting on a show. I watched the ship
Speaker 1: out of that.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, sh it.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Live.
Speaker 5: The you have it's a live theater, all right.
Speaker 1: So the first impersonator is doing Kelso and he said,
Speaker 1: I'm Bob Kelso. I do nothing but sit around here
Speaker 1: all day, and I like prostitutes. And then Kelso finds
Speaker 1: it hilarious. He's in the audience and he.
Speaker 5: Says, I do like prostitute, and he goes, it's funny
Speaker 5: because it's true. Right, that was a cringe moment right there.
Speaker 5: Why because all of the prostitute stuff that Kelso's done
Speaker 5: in the past, and.
Speaker 1: He does like he likes hiring sex workers. Is that wrong?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I suppose that he particularly is into,
Speaker 1: specifically into Asian sex workers. Maybe is cringe and scandal noted.
Speaker 5: Well, that's where I was going to go with it,
Speaker 5: but I don't want to take it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, now we have scandal noted, so we
Speaker 1: can address these things.
Speaker 3: Okay, scandal noted. I really like scandal noted. I really
Speaker 3: liked noted.
Speaker 1: Now, Joell, do you like scandal noted?
Speaker 6: I do like scandal noted I do.
Speaker 8: It allows us to not just address, but also it
Speaker 8: doesn't you know, you can't talk around it like.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, and it makes you it's telling the
Speaker 1: audience like, yes, we get that that is inappropriate and
Speaker 1: it's scandalous a bit, and yes we we hear you
Speaker 1: and we note it. But we need to we do
Speaker 1: need to do.
Speaker 5: To push forward and continue our wonderful show.
Speaker 1: We need to keep going with the podcast.
Speaker 3: We have to push forward.
Speaker 1: But also, and in Peter Holmes's case, you know, on
Speaker 1: his podcast, they just you know, he has people on
Speaker 1: and they just go all over the place. They're not
Speaker 1: following like redoing rewatching a show, so they go in
Speaker 1: all directions, especially talking about other comedians and stuff. So
Speaker 1: it's just sort of a quick way of him saying like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we hear you. We're not gonna we know that you
Speaker 1: have feelings about X, Y or Z. We it's noted,
Speaker 1: but we we're going to finish the sentence. You know what,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 6: Finish the sentence.
Speaker 1: That's perfect. U. He's really it's called you made it
Speaker 1: weird with Pete Holmes. He's he's a very funny guy,
Speaker 1: you guys. And he has a Netflix Netflix special coming
Speaker 1: that when when you when you see it out, recommend
Speaker 1: I recommend it because Bill and I saw the final
Speaker 1: rehearsal and it was so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then the beard face beard fa say comes out
Speaker 1: and JD says that he was up all night sewing
Speaker 1: the costumes.
Speaker 6: Great costume.
Speaker 3: And then Jimmy comes out.
Speaker 1: Jimmy comes and does all his Saturday Live Edition impressions, and.
Speaker 5: The last thing he does is Dane Cook.
Speaker 1: He does a good Brad Pitt.
Speaker 5: He does a good Dang Cook too, and then and
Speaker 5: then he went too far and then it was too
Speaker 5: much Jimmy. And then we're both like, too much Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we said we over Jimmy. Did you guys watch
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt is so funny? I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys watched Dave, but on the Dave finale so hilarious
Speaker 1: yet okay, good, Yes, everybody watched Dave and watched the
Speaker 1: Dave finale where Brad Pitt get stars as himself and
Speaker 1: it's really fun. But anyway, not a lot of people
Speaker 1: do a Brad Pitt impression, and I thought that Terarran
Speaker 1: does a pretty good one.
Speaker 3: That's a very good one.
Speaker 1: So then Joe and Sonny show up and they don't
Speaker 1: have any plan. They ignored rehearsals because they were obsessed,
Speaker 1: rightfully so, with their patient and they're playing Jad and Turk.
Speaker 1: We have no idea what they're gonna do. And they
Speaker 1: make out and that instantly makes us self conscious about
Speaker 1: our love.
Speaker 5: Guy love all of a sudden is in jeopardy.
Speaker 1: Now this ship, this second act ship with us trying
Speaker 1: like preventing ourselves.
Speaker 5: This ship was so funny.
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard at the second act of the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I have the fantasy that were actually sitting on
Speaker 1: the same side of the table thirty and we're so flirty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you're off carbs.
Speaker 5: She was hilarious.
Speaker 3: And then and then you get a.
Speaker 1: Big something good happens to you and I rush.
Speaker 5: Over right and and then you turn to walk away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not allowed to hug you. I got a
Speaker 1: new Turk want to do. There's like this like like
Speaker 1: fucking frosted lens on the outside, shallow focus, and Dolly
Speaker 1: pushing on both of us like a fucking rom com.
Speaker 5: Right, because Turk and JD have said, look, because of
Speaker 5: this kiss, and this is how everybody perceives us, we
Speaker 5: need to take a step back. You turn around, and
Speaker 5: JD turns around and Turk is gone, and he feels
Speaker 5: like he's missed his opportunity to to to look back
Speaker 5: and tell Turkey he loved him and he was proud
Speaker 5: of him. And when before JD can turn back around,
Speaker 5: we see Turk right, and he goes. I read all
Speaker 5: the way around. I read all the way.
Speaker 1: Around that she is so funny and cute.
Speaker 5: That ship reminded me of way to go, Paula. I
Speaker 5: don't know why, but for some reason, I write it
Speaker 5: the way around, I wade it the way around.
Speaker 1: They love each other so much. You skipped one part
Speaker 1: where Todd is congratulating uh Turk, and he says, I
Speaker 1: shaved my my private's ball like your head. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: as a tribute to you, the Todd shaves his scronum.
Speaker 3: And scandal noted.
Speaker 5: And Turkeys very appreciative too.
Speaker 1: Yes, Turk appreciates it, sincerely, Okay, so you don't know, Joel, Joelle,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a scandal that Rob Sha shaves
Speaker 1: his balls.
Speaker 5: Joelle shave, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: It would be weird.
Speaker 8: It was like an honor of your bald head shaved.
Speaker 8: My general's like, that's an hr cup.
Speaker 2: In the real life scenario.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, anyway, JD and Turk they can't last fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the Eagle and sing Guy
Speaker 1: Love that Chyl comes on, Dylub comes on the soundtrack.
Speaker 3: And they hug.
Speaker 1: Singing Dylave was so fun. I think we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to sing Guy Love at each show. I agree, even
Speaker 1: though even though that we won't be doing the musical
Speaker 1: each time, I feel like the audience for each show
Speaker 1: deserves a rendition of live Guy Love. They would freak out.
Speaker 1: We gotta do it. I love singing it so much.
Speaker 1: I've been walking around the house singing it. This Donald
Speaker 1: doesn't text me back, unlike Turk and JD. I can't
Speaker 1: get a fucking text back.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's change the subject.
Speaker 5: The Eagle in this episode where you jump on my
Speaker 5: back and we fly off one. First of all, who
Speaker 5: was ever on a Dolly on a steady cam. Great shot.
Speaker 5: It was almost like you were on one of those things.
Speaker 5: It looked like we were flying, almost right when it
Speaker 5: pulls back and we run off the camera and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 5: not only that, it's a very very popular me of us.
Speaker 1: I forgot that that's where that gift meme is from.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh so when I see I see it
Speaker 5: all the time, and I forgot what season it was.
Speaker 5: I thought we had missed it. But here we are,
Speaker 5: and it's it's it really is shot beautifully. It does
Speaker 5: look it feels like you know, you know how I am.
Speaker 5: It feels like fucking Superman John Williams taking off.
Speaker 1: There's a new Jewish Superman in town.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: And I believe there's a new Jewish American. I believe
Speaker 1: there's a new Jewish Jewish Lois Lane to go along
Speaker 1: with him. Sorry, America, she's not. Oh she just plays
Speaker 1: one on TV. Yes, Scandal, noted him. I don't like
Speaker 1: that that anymore. I've been watching that show and she
Speaker 1: plays she really leans into the Jewish New Yorker stereotype.
Speaker 1: So this is my protests protest noted anyway. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a new you got a new Superman.
Speaker 5: Donald, Yeah, we'll see what's up. They're doing a really
Speaker 5: good one too. It's All Star Superman, right or is
Speaker 5: it Kingdom Come? Which what are they doing.
Speaker 6: They're doing like closer to an all Star like very
Speaker 6: classic kind of Lewis Lane And yeah.
Speaker 5: That was that's a that's a great comic. All Stars
Speaker 5: are really good comic.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Nothing O G the O G.
Speaker 3: It's not an og comic, but it's a it's a it's.
Speaker 5: A it's a homage to what the comics were back
Speaker 5: in the day.
Speaker 1: Oh so they're not doing like the one we saw
Speaker 1: with Christopher Reeve episode one.
Speaker 5: Way further than that. They're doing like it's more like
Speaker 5: All Star Superman is more like, uh, what was the
Speaker 5: first Superman?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Reeve? George Reeves?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, that's our show. We love you
Speaker 1: very much. We appreciate you spending some time with us.
Speaker 5: We gotta be we gotta give the girls the props
Speaker 5: Sonny and Joe. First of all, at the end, tricks
Speaker 5: Joe into finally seeing how she's being a hypocrite trying
Speaker 5: to get this young lady out even though she's not
Speaker 5: going and what she does what she does. It built
Speaker 5: the bridge that is built between her and Sunny from
Speaker 5: this adventure that they've gone on together trying to get
Speaker 5: this young lady out of the ICU. It pays off
Speaker 5: at the end with the two of them see each
Speaker 5: other and I think it's a really cute moment, and
Speaker 5: I think this is where Bill really stuck the landing again, like, look,
Speaker 5: this is what Scrubs could be if you wanted it.
Speaker 5: We've got our guys being silly, you still got all
Speaker 5: of that, but these are now new, fresh stories with
Speaker 5: new characters and everything like that, and we can go
Speaker 5: this direction. I wish he would have stuck around and
Speaker 5: did it, but you know, he had Cougartown, no Bill,
Speaker 5: but he had Cougar Town and the people that did
Speaker 5: do it. You know, we got a full season out
Speaker 5: of it, and we're very.
Speaker 1: Grateful he didn't. You got twelve episodes.
Speaker 3: That's a full season nowadays.
Speaker 1: In today's numbers. Yeah, that's funny. Also, I was happy
Speaker 1: they didn't bring the girl. I thought the end was
Speaker 1: gonna be they snunk the girl out, the teenage girl
Speaker 1: out to a bar, and I was like, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a weird and I thought I saw her for
Speaker 1: a second, and I was really relieved when that wasn't her.
Speaker 5: That would have been a really bad ending. That's not
Speaker 5: the I mean, we have endings like that. Let's keep
Speaker 5: it one hundred. We've done shit like that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, please tell me they didn't
Speaker 1: sneak the girl out to a bar. And I was say, okay, good,
Speaker 1: they didn't.
Speaker 3: They snuck that kid out to his graduation whenever.
Speaker 1: She's like a compromise and like she shouldn't be like that.
Speaker 5: Motherfucker couldn't stand.
Speaker 3: The kid couldn't stand.
Speaker 1: That was really bad when they took the kid through
Speaker 1: his graduation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he couldn't stand.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he collapse?
Speaker 5: Pretty much does not.
Speaker 8: Make it to the stage. No, I'm not a worthwhile trip.
Speaker 1: They meant, well, their heart was in the right place. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: all right, that's our show. We love you very much,
Speaker 1: Joelle Daniel. You want to say.
Speaker 8: Anything, no, thank you guys for more information on the tour.
Speaker 6: It's coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really really excited.
Speaker 1: More more of well diets on tour will come. Donald
Speaker 1: give me you want to say.
Speaker 5: I just want thank everybody for listening. I am so grateful,
Speaker 5: especially after experiencing, uh, what we experienced in Seattle. Uh,
Speaker 5: to know that you guys really really do like us.
Speaker 5: I mean you like us, You really really like us.
Speaker 1: You're doing the Sally Field Oscar speech.
Speaker 3: No doubt. It just feels.
Speaker 5: It feels really good, especially around my birthday time.
Speaker 3: So thank you very very much.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell everyone you when I gave
Speaker 1: you for your birthday?
Speaker 5: He gave me a picture of two of my favorite things,
Speaker 5: the notorious big and marijuana.
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't really describe it very well.
Speaker 3: It's big smoking weed.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful photograph print that I got of a
Speaker 1: really shallow picture picture of a biggie with a with
Speaker 1: a with a blunt dangling from his lips and the
Speaker 1: smoke is clouding in front. It's awesome. That's very cool.
Speaker 1: And I said to Donald, I combines two of your
Speaker 1: favorite things into one picture.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful and it hangs in my house.
Speaker 1: Oh is it already on the wall.
Speaker 5: Well, we have to have the frame guy come, but
Speaker 5: we already have the space where we want.
Speaker 2: Are all right?
Speaker 1: We love you, guys? Kind of shout Donald stories.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Dogs and nurses.
Speaker 1: I said, he's a stories
Speaker 5: So Yetta here yea here swe