Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast.
Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy. Wait,
Speaker 2: those actually all have super hot men, don't they. Actually,
Speaker 2: if you're listening from their DM me after this, k
Speaker 2: after you hear the full shower.
Speaker 1: I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: Let's play a quick game of what would you do?
Speaker 3: Jose You're constantly having to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so this might pertain to you. Let's say you're at Disneyland.
Speaker 3: You're in the middle of a ride. Okay, the ride
Speaker 3: gets stuck and nature's a calling. Oh what do you do?
Speaker 3: Because that's exactly what happened to one woman recently while
Speaker 3: she was on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.
Speaker 3: That's good a water ride. Yeah, well, that's good.
Speaker 4: I was thinking of Splash Mountain, parts of Caribbean, Douche
Speaker 4: in the water and.
Speaker 1: You can go number two.
Speaker 3: It suddenly broke down and if you've never been on
Speaker 3: that ride, it's mostly in the dark. Yeah, the plus
Speaker 3: there and she was stuck with the group on one
Speaker 3: of the boats for over thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, it doesn't matter what it is, if
Speaker 4: an elevator stops too long, I'm immediately like.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're trapped and immediately have to peek.
Speaker 3: Like slyly, especially with all the sounds of the rushing
Speaker 3: water happening all around. And for the first fifteen minutes,
Speaker 3: everyone had to just sit and listen to the Yoho
Speaker 3: Yoho Pirate's Life for me lying over and over and
Speaker 3: over again on the epee. But that wasn't the worst
Speaker 3: part because employees eventually cut the music, they turned the
Speaker 3: lights on, but no one was allowed to get off
Speaker 3: the boats yet, and that's when the woman stood up,
Speaker 3: pulled down her pants, and ended up going to the
Speaker 3: bathroom off the side of the boat in full view
Speaker 3: of everyone.
Speaker 6: Okay, that water splashes on people like, I'm sorry, that.
Speaker 1: Is uncalled for.
Speaker 6: You can't find a cup somewhere that you can't just
Speaker 6: like down in the boat anything.
Speaker 3: There's so many kids too that reach their hands over
Speaker 3: the edge and they like flash their faces with wience.
Speaker 1: That woman is disgusting, although it.
Speaker 3: Is the most piratey thing aboard that entire ride is
Speaker 3: somebody actually go into the water.
Speaker 6: Dude, you just wet yourself and then you go to
Speaker 6: the gift shop and you buy an overpriced pair of
Speaker 6: terrible Mickey jeans.
Speaker 7: I disagree.
Speaker 3: I guess say the woman was a total Karen too,
Speaker 3: who's causing issues at the start of the ride. So
Speaker 3: it seemed like she was just trying to make a
Speaker 3: scene on purpose. Like if they're not going to restart this,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let it fly.
Speaker 8: Got it.
Speaker 6: I feel like you should have like an attitude meter
Speaker 6: before you enter Disney.
Speaker 3: Like you must be this tall to ride, you must
Speaker 3: be this happy to enter. It was like a Smiley charts.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry you can't.
Speaker 3: So back to Jose and our listeners at seven eight,
Speaker 3: five nine two. What would you do in that situation?
Speaker 3: Pee off the side of the boat or go right
Speaker 3: in your pants?
Speaker 1: Pants' start my pants?
Speaker 5: Then off the side?
Speaker 3: Whaction? What about going to another person's pants? You stay drying.
Speaker 3: It's an experience for everyone. Let's move on to the
Speaker 3: shot collar question of the day. We have a bucket
Speaker 3: full of names. We don't have a bucket full of
Speaker 3: names today, no buckets. Over to digital Jake to tell
Speaker 3: us what we're going to be doing.
Speaker 9: Jake, can you smell what the Jake's been cookingmell I.
Speaker 10: Said, can you some med what the jakes cook it?
Speaker 1: I feel like watching too much.
Speaker 9: If you're guessed a special round the room hot potato
Speaker 9: shot collar, you'd be correct potatoes. Remember in a hot
Speaker 9: potato shock. Once you get one correct, you're safe. The
Speaker 9: last person left gets shocked holding Jose's potato. And today
Speaker 9: your topic is superheroes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't know anything.
Speaker 9: Over one hundred and thirty thousand people voted on a
Speaker 9: popular website regarding the most popular comic book crime fighter
Speaker 9: of all time. Now, of course the top two are
Speaker 9: super easy. Spider Man was number one and Batman was
Speaker 9: number two. All you need to tell me are the
Speaker 9: others that are listed as the next four behind those icons. Okay, now, Alexis,
Speaker 9: since your favorite superhero is glam Girl, I'm going to
Speaker 9: let you go first.
Speaker 10: Let's start the panic inducing stressful music.
Speaker 1: Gosh, go, there's the Hulk, there's Oh, I'm just with
Speaker 1: the name one. Superman.
Speaker 10: Sorry, Superman is number eleven.
Speaker 1: It's his outfit.
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, I'm going to go iron Man.
Speaker 10: Iron Man is number four on the list.
Speaker 3: You got it between three and six.
Speaker 10: Ont Jose Brook, You're.
Speaker 4: Safe because she already said it gave me a good idea.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Hulk.
Speaker 10: The Hulk is number eight.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey's Anger Issues not popular. Maybe it'll come back, though.
Speaker 3: I think the most popular Marvel movie that I remember
Speaker 3: in recent memory featuring Alexis's dream husband, Black Panther.
Speaker 9: Black Panther is on the list at number twelve. Alexis
Speaker 9: only Brook is safe so.
Speaker 2: Far another superhero another one?
Speaker 3: So he into it?
Speaker 1: Like bed sheets at home? Does he have any superhero?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: What never? Hey think of your brother's bed sheets?
Speaker 1: What about like wonder Woman?
Speaker 10: Wonder Woman on the list at number ten.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm going to say the most popular guy
Speaker 4: in the DC universe also a crush of Alexis and Brook.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Aquaman.
Speaker 10: Aquaman, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Never gonna I mean, that's just because Jason Momoa is hot.
Speaker 6: It's not because Aquamani, right, Okay.
Speaker 3: I think a key to popularity with superheroes is he's
Speaker 3: got to be a little bit funny. Humor goes a
Speaker 3: long way, and that's why I think Ryan Reynolds Deadpool.
Speaker 10: Deadpool is number five.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, I haven't seen any of those movies.
Speaker 1: Are they good?
Speaker 9: Whoever gets one right here is safe and the other
Speaker 9: person will get shocked.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I literally can't think of another movie.
Speaker 12: I've even seen.
Speaker 1: The Time Guy, but I feel like he's super lame.
Speaker 1: But he was in Spider Man, the Doctor Strange.
Speaker 10: Guy, Doctor Strange.
Speaker 1: Not on that to.
Speaker 9: Say, no you need it's a I have individuals on
Speaker 9: my list, but these are comic book crime fighters.
Speaker 4: Because I wanted to say X men, maybe I'll just
Speaker 4: go with Cyclops Sydeclops.
Speaker 6: I'm not on the last you guys, I mean, don't
Speaker 6: you think there could be another woman that is in
Speaker 6: the top.
Speaker 10: Brooks.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to.
Speaker 1: Brooke, but it just came to be Black Widow.
Speaker 10: Wow is number fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't know about the females.
Speaker 5: I have to say Catwoman.
Speaker 10: Catwoman not on the list. Back to Alexis are there?
Speaker 5: Oh I think I got one. I got in my head.
Speaker 5: Now there's going to be.
Speaker 10: That guy that's exactly what I.
Speaker 5: Was going to say.
Speaker 10: Is number six, Yeah, Captain America. Captain America was number seven.
Speaker 5: I literally thought of.
Speaker 9: Jose ran out of time, So he's the one that's
Speaker 9: going to get shocked, just.
Speaker 3: Down just who else was on the list.
Speaker 9: Wolverine was number three, X Men Captain America was number seven,
Speaker 9: The Flash was number nine, and The Punisher was number thirteen.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I need to give him Tom Jane.
Speaker 1: To go to Jeffrey's house this weekend.
Speaker 3: Jose, looks like you're gonna be getting shocked. And somebody
Speaker 3: wanted to hear Superman by five for fighting.
Speaker 12: Oh I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.
Speaker 5: I'm more than some pretty.
Speaker 1: Face beside train.
Speaker 5: And it's not easy to me.
Speaker 3: That used to be a popular song, alexis anymore. That's
Speaker 3: your shock question of the day.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's easy to lie to your significant other. We've all
Speaker 3: done it for one reason or another before, whether it's
Speaker 3: to spare their feelings or to not get yourself in trouble,
Speaker 3: or just for the thrill of deceit. It's yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't even know it well. It's not easy, though,
Speaker 3: is to keep a big lie going for weeks and
Speaker 3: weeks without ever breaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. It's so terrible.
Speaker 3: Takes determination, takes skill, and today we have a master
Speaker 3: on the phone because he's been lying to his girlfriend
Speaker 3: over the last eight months about something huge Jins. They
Speaker 3: live together and she still has no idea this has
Speaker 3: been happening out. But now finally he's ready to come
Speaker 3: clean and tell the truth.
Speaker 1: Well, we need to learn from him to us, not to.
Speaker 3: Talk to her. To his girlfriend, it's only to us.
Speaker 3: He's gonna tell us what he refuses.
Speaker 10: To tell her.
Speaker 3: In a brand new edition of The mass Speaker that's
Speaker 3: coming up at seven ten, you don't.
Speaker 10: Hear me confession. I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 13: Mouse speak.
Speaker 3: You know in the action movies, when the bad guy
Speaker 3: holds somebody for ransom, you demand millions of dollars in
Speaker 3: order to set them free. The key is to use
Speaker 3: a voice changer during your ransom call with the cops.
Speaker 1: For sure, you have to do that. I want five
Speaker 1: billion dollars in.
Speaker 6: Paperbag sent by the garbagem.
Speaker 1: Turn out police, Okay, I probably show up to the
Speaker 1: other way.
Speaker 3: Sorry, get down. We can give you that same thrill
Speaker 3: of holding someone hostage with this segment called The mass Speaker.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners is on the line, ready to
Speaker 3: get something off their chest. He's chosen to go by
Speaker 3: the alias Rich Rich very creative fake name there. I
Speaker 3: like it. It's better than poor. You are today's mass speaker.
Speaker 13: Rich.
Speaker 3: Your phone lines being run through our voice changers. So
Speaker 3: whenever you're ready, tell us your secret confession.
Speaker 13: Are you ready for it?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 14: Rich?
Speaker 13: Feeling somewhat guilty, But it's something I've kind of been
Speaker 13: dealing with for a while and now it's almost like
Speaker 13: a numb to it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's going on.
Speaker 13: Tell us, Well, I lost my job about nine months ago.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, man, the way it goes.
Speaker 3: I just have to ask, did you work at this
Speaker 3: radio station? This is some sort of revenge thing because
Speaker 3: I know we had to let go a bunch of people.
Speaker 3: I really hope you're not one of them.
Speaker 1: Too soon is actually I don't know. I'm actually kind
Speaker 1: of worried.
Speaker 3: To I know, can you confirm or deny that?
Speaker 13: Rich? I can not confirm or deny those allegations.
Speaker 6: You can't confirm more Tony, Okay, let's just continue with
Speaker 6: the story, and I hope you don't have our address.
Speaker 13: Well, around the same time as I lost that job,
Speaker 13: I started dating a girl.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, so we went.
Speaker 13: Really fast, me and this girl, and I felt kind
Speaker 13: of forced to move in together.
Speaker 6: Wait, what do you mean, like from pressure from her
Speaker 6: or because you were out of work?
Speaker 13: Because I was out of work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well he needed something nice to say. Yeah, did
Speaker 6: you tell her that you didn't have a job and
Speaker 6: you needed to move in or something?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 13: She was hoping that it was for you know, romantic intention,
Speaker 13: not just because times were tough.
Speaker 3: So you lied to her, and that's what you said.
Speaker 13: I acted a little bit more into her than I
Speaker 13: should have. Okay, but here's my big ultimate confession is
Speaker 13: she thinks that I have not been working obviously, but
Speaker 13: I've actually been working for like seven months now.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, hold on, then are you not paying
Speaker 1: her rent?
Speaker 13: So what I'm doing is literally, she'll go to work,
Speaker 13: then I'll make sure that my hours coordinate with me
Speaker 13: sneaking out and getting back before she gets back, and
Speaker 13: then having to explain to her that I'm, you know,
Speaker 13: went to an interview or I'm trying to network.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Why would you do that?
Speaker 6: Why wouldn't you just tell her you have a job
Speaker 6: and you don't have to pay rent?
Speaker 3: It his own place.
Speaker 13: I'm saving so much much money.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she's still covering the rent for you even
Speaker 3: though you have a job.
Speaker 13: That's correct.
Speaker 5: Dude, comes home and it's like, why isn't this place clean?
Speaker 5: What do you do all day?
Speaker 1: Do you like her? Or do you not like her?
Speaker 1: I'm really confused.
Speaker 13: I don't love her, but I like her, of course,
Speaker 13: but I don't love her. And here's the kicker, which
Speaker 13: probably prompted me to be like some point, I gotta
Speaker 13: step up to the plate and admit this. But I
Speaker 13: met this other girl that lives in the same building
Speaker 13: as us, and she's been pretty flirtatious with me and
Speaker 13: making a lot of hints. And I'm not saying that
Speaker 13: I'm going to like move in with her instead, and
Speaker 13: kind of you're not saying.
Speaker 3: But she does have a corner unit overlooking. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: has a balcony on hers.
Speaker 5: Wow, dude, you must be hot dog, you must be
Speaker 5: like Super.
Speaker 6: Said, No, it's just that women just we're putting up
Speaker 6: with anything that's not true.
Speaker 5: Women don't put up with me, Bro.
Speaker 6: You're finding the wrong one it.
Speaker 3: Wow, have you done anything with this new girl?
Speaker 5: Have you guys had kissed or anything?
Speaker 13: Or we haven't done anything physical, but I've definitely made
Speaker 13: some jokes and said some things, and I could tell
Speaker 13: that she's very into it.
Speaker 1: It's still hung up on the fact that you're not
Speaker 1: paying rent.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's really hard when you used to deposit money
Speaker 13: and do your account and then it doesn't get sucked out.
Speaker 6: I know if anyone is listening that has it at
Speaker 6: home boyfriend right now that doesn't have a job, you
Speaker 6: may need to do some background.
Speaker 1: Yeah, riches with you.
Speaker 5: You're going to be like unemployment and check his references.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me where you went exactly.
Speaker 1: You don't feel bad about this at all, though, do
Speaker 1: your rich.
Speaker 13: I'm not a sociopath, but I may have some issues
Speaker 13: with empathy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can tell on a sociopath that I have
Speaker 6: no Well, it's a win win for him.
Speaker 4: Neither stays where he's at, doesn't pay rent, moves it
Speaker 4: with a new girl, doesn't pay rent.
Speaker 6: It just feels icky, rich, It's not going to end
Speaker 6: well for you. It's like bad karma or something.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe the new girl is his soulmate who's he's
Speaker 3: meant to end up with.
Speaker 1: I'll have a lot of money to spend on her.
Speaker 1: Now a good twist, then.
Speaker 3: A good twist, all right, Rich, Well, keep us updated
Speaker 3: on what you decide to do. Okay, Oh, well, maybe
Speaker 3: there's some listeners out there that can help you move
Speaker 3: some boxes into the new place.
Speaker 6: Helping hand because you know he's not paying for movies,
Speaker 6: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's almost time for your phone tap. And today I
Speaker 3: call a youth football coach who's concerned about some changes
Speaker 3: that are being made to the upcoming season. Okay, apparently
Speaker 3: he's been getting a lot of complaints from concerned parents
Speaker 3: that the game is just too violent and too dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it makes sense, got to.
Speaker 3: Protect the kiddos. Well, the assistant to the superintendent is
Speaker 3: stepping in to tell me about the new kid friendly
Speaker 3: rule changes. Oh. I think he's gonna love it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: No, he actually might kill me. It's your phone tap
Speaker 3: right after this another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 3: looking to speak with coach Michael.
Speaker 11: This is coach Who's this?
Speaker 3: My name is mel Lester. I'm the assistant to the superintendent.
Speaker 3: How are you today?
Speaker 11: I'm doing well.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm doing a okay, Mike, Thanks for asking. I
Speaker 3: know we haven't spoken before, but you know, since the
Speaker 3: football season is going to be starting up soon, Superintendent
Speaker 3: Shaw wanted me to reach out to all the coaches
Speaker 3: and have a little.
Speaker 11: Chat and chat about what.
Speaker 3: So it turns out some of the parents have been
Speaker 3: complaining about a few of the things in the game.
Speaker 3: So we're going to be making a couple of rule
Speaker 3: changes for the upcoming season.
Speaker 11: So you're just listening to the parents, You're not going
Speaker 11: to listen to the coaches.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if we didn't hear them out first,
Speaker 3: then they wouldn't have their kids come out to play.
Speaker 3: So we kind of had to. I guess, well, I'm
Speaker 3: glad you understand, coach. But as you know, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of parents nowadays who think the sport's a little
Speaker 3: too violent.
Speaker 11: They're not going to stop us from tackling each other.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I mean not yet at least, but just
Speaker 3: to help with the optics of the sport, we're gonna
Speaker 3: have to change the term tackle to something else, something
Speaker 3: a little softer tackle, because you know, it sounds kind
Speaker 3: of aggressive. So instead, when you're teaching the kids, instead
Speaker 3: of saying tackle, from now on, you'll need to say
Speaker 3: happy hug, happy hug. So instead of saying go tackle him,
Speaker 3: I need you to motivate your players by telling him
Speaker 3: to hug the stuffing out of that kid.
Speaker 12: Do you know how asinine this sounds?
Speaker 3: I do, trust me, but you know how the parents
Speaker 3: are now.
Speaker 11: The parents shouldn't be right. I mean the game, this
Speaker 11: is football, an American tradition.
Speaker 3: Well, it can still be an American tradition. But we're
Speaker 3: just gonna have a few slight, teens tiny switches to it.
Speaker 13: That's all you're telling me.
Speaker 11: There's more, there's happy hugs, and there's more.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, the parents are a little worried that the
Speaker 3: game's too risky from a speed standpoint, So we're not
Speaker 3: gonna be able to do that anymore. To what run?
Speaker 3: You know, we can't have the players running.
Speaker 12: As m What do you mean they can't run?
Speaker 3: Well, we just we need to slow it down just
Speaker 3: a little bit. That's why players in our league are
Speaker 3: only going to be able to move at a brisk walk.
Speaker 13: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: I'm maybe a skip, but anything faster than that they're
Speaker 3: gonna get penalized.
Speaker 11: I'm not telling my players to walk briskly or even
Speaker 11: walk faster.
Speaker 12: That's not football.
Speaker 3: I'm with you. I'm with you, coach. I mean, we're
Speaker 3: just lucky that the beach ball rule didn't get passed
Speaker 3: because that was a close one. So what some of
Speaker 3: the parents were suggesting that we use a beach ball
Speaker 3: instead of a football? You know, it's a lot less pointy,
Speaker 3: it's non threatened.
Speaker 12: Hell, hit the hell out of here, well a beatball, coach.
Speaker 3: I agree with you, and we all.
Speaker 12: Agree to get your head out of here.
Speaker 11: I'm at a breaking point with this.
Speaker 13: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10: Coach?
Speaker 3: I think this kind of talk from you, this aggressive talk,
Speaker 3: that's what the parents don't like football.
Speaker 12: That's how the game is play.
Speaker 3: Look, coach, I understand that you're upset, but the way
Speaker 3: you're speaking to me right now, it's bringing back a
Speaker 3: lot of negative memories from my father.
Speaker 11: So that is not my responsibility. I am a damn
Speaker 11: football coach. And the day I will ever set foot
Speaker 11: on the field where.
Speaker 12: Kids are hitting beatballs and they're hugging each other is
Speaker 12: the day I'm done. You hear me, This conversation is over.
Speaker 12: You can run it off the superintendent. I don't get
Speaker 12: a flying.
Speaker 11: What's the damn is so funny and Why are you laughing?
Speaker 13: You think this is some kind of yoke.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's kind of a joke.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't. You're talking about my career son.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 3: The reason why I say it's a joke is because
Speaker 3: I'm not really calling from the school.
Speaker 11: My name is Where the hell are you calling from?
Speaker 12: I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 11: I got your phone number.
Speaker 3: I have your number two because my name's Jeffrey from
Speaker 3: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you out.
Speaker 12: You're kidding with me, right, I am kidding.
Speaker 3: This is all prank. Your wife, Shelby, said that you
Speaker 3: were a little worried about coming back to coach. Sorry,
Speaker 3: she thought it would be really funny to mess with you.
Speaker 3: She knows you're really passionate about football. When you said,
Speaker 3: as long as did it with a smile.
Speaker 8: The week, every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's almost time for your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: But first I have to say, okay that we love
Speaker 3: our listeners.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, for really, I mean I.
Speaker 3: Know I love three of them. In the back alley
Speaker 3: just last week. Yeah, stop that.
Speaker 6: But you know what, though, I say, good for you,
Speaker 6: make our show, keep our show number one.
Speaker 3: It's a grassroots move man, I see that. But no,
Speaker 3: I think we truly believe that one of the coolest
Speaker 3: parts of doing our jobs here is actually getting the
Speaker 3: opportunity to help people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, great, even if it's just making them laugh.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I know that maybe working through an awkward conversation
Speaker 3: might not seem like a big deal to most people,
Speaker 3: but it is to the listeners who email us and
Speaker 3: are asking for help.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, they're desperate, they're emailing us.
Speaker 3: That's why I am so incredibly disappointed in us today,
Speaker 3: because while we honestly tried to help one of our
Speaker 3: listeners with a hard talk that she needed to have
Speaker 3: with her boyfriend, we kinda ended it up, making it
Speaker 3: like a thousand times worse. Yeah, we honestly didn't mean to. No,
Speaker 3: I don't even know exactly where everything went wrong, but
Speaker 3: it did.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 3: Maybe you guys can help us figure out why everything backfired.
Speaker 3: When you hear your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go in the bathroom and just keep repeating it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't my fault, It wasn't my fault, or play it
Speaker 3: for you right after this, It's awkward Tuesday.
Speaker 8: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: We get emails to our show all the time. I'd say,
Speaker 3: there's a fair number that are from guys asking how
Speaker 3: do I get out of the friend zone. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: today's a little bit different because we actually got an
Speaker 3: email from a female listener who wants to get into
Speaker 3: the friend zone and she needs our help. I like
Speaker 3: her name's Violet. Heylet I just want to say, no,
Speaker 3: we cannot be just friends. I'm a wild stallion and
Speaker 3: you know this.
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, No.
Speaker 6: No, you're not.
Speaker 3: Okay. I'm maybe you're not actually emailing about me. Who's
Speaker 3: the guy that you're what's his name?
Speaker 7: His name is Cole Cole, and Cole and I have
Speaker 7: been like, really really good friends for like ten years.
Speaker 6: I don't understand why it would be so hard to
Speaker 6: friend zone someone. Then if you've already been friends for
Speaker 6: ten years.
Speaker 1: I mean, haven't you been in that zone for a
Speaker 1: very long time?
Speaker 7: Right, So here's the situation. We've been really good friends
Speaker 7: for ten years, and like we know, we hang out,
Speaker 7: you know, it's friends all the time.
Speaker 8: Whatever.
Speaker 7: And so one day we're hanging out, he was like,
Speaker 7: I used to have a crush on you, and I
Speaker 7: was like, really, you know I used to have a
Speaker 7: crush on you too.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you returned it.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, Violet, if you wanted to only be friends,
Speaker 6: that was not the thing to say.
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask were you drinking during this conversation.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: You guys ended up making out, didn't you not that night?
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 7: Eventually we did.
Speaker 3: Son.
Speaker 7: So we're hanging out, so we talk about how we
Speaker 7: felt about one another at one point, and so eventually
Speaker 7: we was like, you know what, let's date. So we
Speaker 7: started dating, you know, and it's cool or whatever, YadA YadA.
Speaker 3: But it sounds like a cool date, YadA YadA.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 7: Right, So, even though we were really good friends, you know,
Speaker 7: I didn't want to go too quick. So I just
Speaker 7: kind of wanted to make it, like, you know, a
Speaker 7: casual thing.
Speaker 1: This sounds like dating out of convenience.
Speaker 7: Maybe it was, but now, you know, I think he's
Speaker 7: more into it than I am, and I'm like, I
Speaker 7: really think that we should just be friends and it's like,
Speaker 7: I just need y'all help with trying to tell him.
Speaker 3: So how long were the two of you technically dating for?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, so you were in a full relationship then
Speaker 6: it wasn't.
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5: I mean enough to say.
Speaker 6: You were official and enough to know that you have
Speaker 6: to have a breakup talk with it. Yeah, I actually
Speaker 6: have hope for you as someone pre marriage that dated
Speaker 6: everyone of my guy friends. I mean, really, we'll just
Speaker 6: slep with them. I don't know which. I've maintained many
Speaker 6: relationship after that.
Speaker 5: I'm the opposite. I'm not friends with one of my exes.
Speaker 5: It's like okay, but it's like you're done. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: But it's like when you have such a solid foundation
Speaker 6: of friendship to start with, and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: maybe it's easy to get those feelings confused, like oh
Speaker 6: maybe there could be more.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He thinks he's really really into you right now.
Speaker 7: I really think he is. Okay, And you know, I
Speaker 7: thought I was like, Okay, you know, maybe I could
Speaker 7: marry my best friend possibly, but.
Speaker 2: No one person still likes the other. If you can
Speaker 2: be friends into it.
Speaker 6: And if you you know, you're like in that type
Speaker 6: of like like marry my best friend type of Like
Speaker 6: that's a whole other level totally.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is like when you have a brand
Speaker 3: new toy. It looks really cool in the box, and
Speaker 3: then you take it out of the box and you're like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I don't like it anymore and I never
Speaker 3: should have taken it out of the box.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: So you want to put him back into the friend zone.
Speaker 7: I want to put him back in the box. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, that ship may have sailed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I really really do not want to hurt
Speaker 7: his feeling. The main thing for me, because you gotta
Speaker 7: remember we've been friends for ten years. Like, I don't
Speaker 7: want to you know, he didn't do anything wrong. He's
Speaker 7: just not the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when you do this.
Speaker 5: Girls do to me all the time. You say you're
Speaker 5: too good for.
Speaker 3: You're a Miley.
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 1: It's a good friend.
Speaker 2: He should understand.
Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like we have a lot of advice,
Speaker 3: but let's save it because we have to play a song.
Speaker 3: Then we'll come back and we're gonna call Coal for you,
Speaker 3: and we're going to try and put Coal back in
Speaker 3: the friend box.
Speaker 7: All right, Violet Okay, guys, I really appreciate because I
Speaker 7: really need to help.
Speaker 3: Way all right, hold on if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners, Violet needs our help today because
Speaker 3: she recently started dating one of her close guy friends
Speaker 3: and after a few months, she realized she wants to
Speaker 3: put him back in the friend zone.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's like.
Speaker 3: Back to the future but sad. Yeah, I'm kidding, but
Speaker 3: Violet says she really wants to stay friends with her
Speaker 3: best bud Cole, and she's worried that he's not going
Speaker 3: to take this very well. But the good thing is,
Speaker 3: I know Brooke has a lot of personal experience hooking
Speaker 3: up with her close guy friends.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 3: She won't stop talking about it. Actually, So Brooke, why
Speaker 3: don't you tell Violet, how did you go back to
Speaker 3: being friends after they rejected you?
Speaker 6: Well, that's the problem is that they usually did reject.
Speaker 1: I was the one that just hung around. I'm still
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 6: I always say be honest in these segments, and and
Speaker 6: that's true to a point here. But maybe you can
Speaker 6: do like the I'm not ready for a relationship.
Speaker 3: So be honest. But lie, I.
Speaker 6: Mean, only pick the good stuff out of the honesty,
Speaker 6: pick and choose your honesty, is what I mean. Like,
Speaker 6: you're on a different trajectory than he is, and you
Speaker 6: know that it could end badly for you, so you
Speaker 6: want to end it before it gets to the bad point.
Speaker 3: Violet, how does that sound.
Speaker 7: Sounds good to me? I'm gonna try something because I
Speaker 7: don't want to hurt him, I know.
Speaker 1: And that's a good thing. Like, you're coming from a
Speaker 1: good space, so he's going to be.
Speaker 6: Hurt in the moment, but hopefully he'll be able to
Speaker 6: like work through those motions a friend he is, and
Speaker 6: then come back to you.
Speaker 3: I'm coming from a good space, and I want to
Speaker 3: put you into a bad space, but in a nice way.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe set him up with a friend, another friend
Speaker 1: that you guys have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think that's literally all the advice that
Speaker 3: we have. So I'm just gonna dial his number if
Speaker 3: you're ready.
Speaker 7: Oh, I hope I can do this, all right, guys,
Speaker 7: go ahead call him?
Speaker 1: Oh I can do it. You got this, Violet.
Speaker 3: Here we go down the number right now.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, it's me Nor what's up. You're coming up
Speaker 13: on a different number?
Speaker 7: Yeah, just alfaman, there's a number. How you doing today.
Speaker 13: Not bad. That's to go meet Corey up to the gym.
Speaker 7: So okay, yeah, I had to skip this morning. You know,
Speaker 7: I wasn't selling my best. But you know, I'll pick
Speaker 7: it back up tomorrow.
Speaker 13: I mean, honestly, you could afford to skip a couple
Speaker 13: of days at the gym. You look you look good.
Speaker 7: Oh that's so sweet, thanks babe. But yeah, so I
Speaker 7: don't know if there's a good time for you. But
Speaker 7: I I really need to talk to you about something.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, I got a few minutes and not
Speaker 13: pick me up until a little bit later.
Speaker 7: Okay. So I've been thinking I've been thinking a lot
Speaker 7: about us lately.
Speaker 13: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7: Actually, okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 13: You know what, did I just say I love you?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 13: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 14: I mean I probably should have said it like a
Speaker 14: month ago. I've been thinking about it so much, and
Speaker 14: you know, so I don't know I had to say it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh okay, I mean maybe we should hold off
Speaker 7: on you know that I love you until I say
Speaker 7: what I need to say. Maybe.
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, I know, I'm sorry. It's just how
Speaker 13: i've been feeling.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, do you really feel that way?
Speaker 13: I think I've.
Speaker 14: Always kind of felt that way, you know, and I
Speaker 14: regretted not telling you about it before, you know, like
Speaker 14: that the night I met you, when we got drunk
Speaker 14: together at that piano bar, I remember looking into your
Speaker 14: eyes and thinking, geez, why do I feel different about
Speaker 14: this person than any other person in the world.
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 13: Wow, it's just you.
Speaker 7: No, Oh my god, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 7: I really don't. I really don't know what to say.
Speaker 13: I don't want to make you uncomfortable. But you're just
Speaker 13: like the most important person.
Speaker 14: In my life right now and always really, and I
Speaker 14: just can't help it. I love you, and I smile
Speaker 14: every time I think about you.
Speaker 7: Oh, guys, guys, I need help here.
Speaker 13: Who are you?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 10: Wait, hold on, hey, Cole.
Speaker 13: Who is this? Who are you?
Speaker 3: We're the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: I'm so uncomfortable right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, radio, So you heard all of that that I
Speaker 3: was saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a good guy, Cole. We've been on
Speaker 1: the phone and sorry. We didn't expect that.
Speaker 3: Either.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I didn't either. This is embarrassing as all. Help.
Speaker 3: No, don't don't feel embarrassed. We're doing something called an
Speaker 3: awkward Tuesday phone call. That's where if one of our
Speaker 3: listeners needs help telling somebody something, will help them do
Speaker 3: that on our show.
Speaker 1: It right, Jeffrey, I don't know you do this? Are
Speaker 1: we help all done?
Speaker 13: Well? Then, what did you need help telling me?
Speaker 7: I really don't know what to say right now? Cole,
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, well I'm.
Speaker 7: Not sure if this is a good time.
Speaker 3: So you know what she wanted. She wanted to ask
Speaker 3: you if you were up for doing a weekend trip
Speaker 3: together and surprise you with it on the radio because
Speaker 3: she likes you so much.
Speaker 1: You guys need a break, because she values your friendship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she just wanted it to be a big surprise.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, Violet, Yeah surprise.
Speaker 13: Why are you to tell me that that's amazing and
Speaker 13: you set this all off to the radio station to
Speaker 13: do this.
Speaker 5: He's romantic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that violent?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I just really appreciate you in my life. I guess.
Speaker 13: God, I feel so dumb. I thought like, when I
Speaker 13: said I love you and you didn't.
Speaker 14: Say it back, I thought like, uh oh, something bands
Speaker 14: could happen.
Speaker 13: But this is awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, she just likes to keep you in suspense for
Speaker 3: the big surprise.
Speaker 6: I do think that that was a little much so cold.
Speaker 6: Maybe we could walk that back a couple of steps.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's like my best friend too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more than you know, probably, But okay, I mean
Speaker 3: at this point, I'm not sure what else to do.
Speaker 13: Well, I'm definitely up for it.
Speaker 1: So okay, wow, we're looking for silent. How are you feeling?
Speaker 7: Oh, awkward, I feel will be awkward image.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll let Cole go because it sounds like you
Speaker 3: have some working out to do, so we'll let you
Speaker 3: get to that.
Speaker 5: Cole.
Speaker 3: Sorry to take up too much time in your day.
Speaker 13: Huh, this is great, and I get a freak trip
Speaker 13: out of it. This is awesome.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're not paying for a trip. She wanted
Speaker 3: to surprise you at the trip. Perfect, all right, well, great,
Speaker 3: all right, have a good day, Cole.
Speaker 14: All right, Violet, Well, I'll text you when I'm done
Speaker 14: at the gym and we'll talk then.
Speaker 13: Okay, And I meant that I do love you, so
Speaker 13: uh yeah, we'll talk later.
Speaker 8: I love you.
Speaker 13: Okay, awesome, Well, I'll see I got a run bye.
Speaker 7: I mean I don't have him as.
Speaker 8: A friend.
Speaker 1: Yourself.
Speaker 3: That's not how he said it to you.
Speaker 1: You're making this messy?
Speaker 3: How did we make this worse? At the start of
Speaker 3: the call, you wanted to break up with him. By
Speaker 3: the end of it, we're planning a weekend get away
Speaker 3: and you're saying, I love you?
Speaker 10: What happened?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: Guys, can you call him a galers?
Speaker 12: Do it over?
Speaker 3: We only get one shot at these.
Speaker 1: If we called him the way this first one, you
Speaker 1: would be having babies.
Speaker 3: Or we call him just kidding. Everybody say, well, now,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? Violet? Are you going to
Speaker 3: break up with him?
Speaker 7: I mean, are you really giving us a trip?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to help you because you were
Speaker 3: lost in that moment.
Speaker 7: You know what to say.
Speaker 1: You got to break up with them, Violet.
Speaker 13: Yeaheah, Like we.
Speaker 3: Can't give you a trip, Maybe we can give you
Speaker 3: a gift card to PF chains for twenty bucks and
Speaker 3: you can jump them there. It sounds like the right environment.
Speaker 7: A lot of what the hell can I do with
Speaker 7: chains for twenty dollars?
Speaker 8: I know?
Speaker 3: Just do it. After the appetizer.
Speaker 1: You need to put your big girl pants on and
Speaker 1: just make this happen.
Speaker 7: Thanks for trying. I'll figure something out.
Speaker 1: Let us know how it goes, yeah, or send us
Speaker 1: the wedding invitation.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Do I my Grandma's earring? Or do I pull her hair?
Speaker 3: What do I saw my Mickey mouse onesie or my
Speaker 3: Elma one?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking?
Speaker 3: Do I prefer Mommy's right breast or her left? These
Speaker 3: are the questions babies need to answer on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: You might get her all about that.
Speaker 3: Right For the people on this show, our thinking power
Speaker 3: really hasn't developed much from that point. I mean I
Speaker 3: barely mentioned boobs. Jose is still smiling about it and distracted.
Speaker 5: I'm definitely thinking about it.
Speaker 3: To look down, don't look We have to dumb it
Speaker 3: down even further. Apparently, give you even simpler choices. Won't
Speaker 3: we do a brand new care or don't care?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: Distract?
Speaker 3: Coming up at a ten, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning, and it's the segment that asks you waffles
Speaker 3: or pan cakes, pork bacon or turkey bacon.
Speaker 11: I like more.
Speaker 5: Actually they're both really good.
Speaker 3: Macaroni salad or man salad.
Speaker 5: Macaroni can I.
Speaker 1: Have macaroni salad?
Speaker 10: A lot of tough calls to.
Speaker 3: Make, especially for my co host when I ask care
Speaker 3: or don't care? That's this segment where I read a
Speaker 3: buzzworthy headline to my co hosts and see if they
Speaker 3: want to hear about it or not. We'll get right
Speaker 3: into your first headline.
Speaker 1: Feel like we're warmed up. Let's go.
Speaker 3: A husband and wife team just gamed the system and
Speaker 3: now they're stinking rich. Will tell you how cared don't care?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I am?
Speaker 1: I need a plan b I care.
Speaker 3: There's a thirty year old woman from Wicomico, Maryland, and
Speaker 3: her name is Sarah Arbuckle. In her small town of
Speaker 3: Mardella Springs, she suddenly became very very famous. About four
Speaker 3: years ago. Her and her husband developed a system for
Speaker 3: playing scratch lottery games and through through a spreadsheet, they
Speaker 3: figure out which scratch games have been on sale for
Speaker 3: a long long time but still have a lot of
Speaker 3: big prizes left.
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually there's an half.
Speaker 4: I look it up and you can see how many
Speaker 4: of the actual bonuses that they've been hit.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you can tell if like maybe ones due.
Speaker 4: Exactly, It'll be like out of all the two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty thousand dollars bonuses.
Speaker 5: One of the five have been hit, so you know
Speaker 5: there's four out theres exactly.
Speaker 3: So when they zero in on something, she drives around
Speaker 3: to different locations and collects for that particular game just
Speaker 3: as many as she can get.
Speaker 5: Oh wow lot.
Speaker 3: Within a few months of using their system, they hit
Speaker 3: it big with a one hundred thousand dollars winner.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: A year later, another one hundred thousand dollars winner.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: So like the first time you think, oh man, are
Speaker 6: we just lucky? Are we wasting our time? But then
Speaker 6: the second time you're.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah something.
Speaker 3: A year and a half after that second time, another
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars inner.
Speaker 5: Well, so you just don't have to work anymore.
Speaker 1: It's the full time watching.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: After that one, she called her husban been and said
Speaker 3: five words, honey, we did it again. Another two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty thousand winner. She said, this is as crazy
Speaker 3: as it was all the other times. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: So she's still saying she's excited when she scratches it.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Every time is like the first time, Oh I bet okay,
Speaker 3: come on, and they're using all the money for their kids'
Speaker 3: college funds.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah, that's if they're going to private schools.
Speaker 3: Let's if you guys care about this one, the hilarious
Speaker 3: cringe moment that happened to a famous rock band live
Speaker 3: in Common Oh yeah, care, don't care. It's not uncommon
Speaker 3: for musicians to forget what city they're playing in, oh
Speaker 3: for sure. Like have you ever seen the movie Spinal Tap.
Speaker 3: There's this famous line in it where the guy shouts hello, Cleveldady, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they are not in Cleveland. It's less common for
Speaker 3: musicians to get their countries mixed up, though, but unfortunately
Speaker 3: that's what happened on a recent Kiss concert tour when
Speaker 3: they were they were in Vienna, Austria, no stop it,
Speaker 3: and at the end of the show a message went
Speaker 3: up on the big screen saying, Kiss loves you Austria. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know why I did a British accent. They're
Speaker 3: an American. I just pretend I said that American. And
Speaker 3: inside the Kiss logo there's supposed to be the image
Speaker 3: of an Austrian flag, but somebody got the countryes mixed
Speaker 3: up and put the image of the Australian flag.
Speaker 1: And anybody left at the end of a Kiss concert.
Speaker 1: They're also old. They go to bed.
Speaker 5: Concert starts at three pm.
Speaker 3: So it made a lot of people very upset.
Speaker 1: Yeahut it, but.
Speaker 3: They got them confused. So Kiss has since apologized and
Speaker 3: blamed it on a road he named Ben. Screw you, Ben,
Speaker 3: But by the way, would you like an internship on
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because there's plenty of
Speaker 3: people on this show with worse track records than that.
Speaker 5: Apology was like, we're sorry, amster.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline. The latest ice cream
Speaker 3: trend that has everybody going, don't care pole for No,
Speaker 3: I love that one. A pole for National ice Cream
Speaker 3: Monk just came out and found eating ice cream is
Speaker 3: one of the top summer traditions from childhood we still
Speaker 3: do as adults, along with long days at the pool,
Speaker 3: riding bicycles and water balloon fights.
Speaker 5: We all have the same child because I completely agree.
Speaker 3: But the ice cream question they also ask that's raising
Speaker 3: eyebrows is what's the weirdest topping you ever tried on
Speaker 3: your ice cream?
Speaker 1: This is going to be weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, gummy worms, I don't know.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: My daughter puts the sour gummy worms on chocolate ice
Speaker 6: cream and like the thought of it.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, that is nothing compared to this list. Here's
Speaker 3: the top ones. Chopped onions, noy caramelized, I mean, but on.
Speaker 1: A salted caramel ice cream.
Speaker 3: There you go. Chicken on your ice cream. Fried chicken
Speaker 3: might be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah I could. I could do it.
Speaker 3: Avocado the list.
Speaker 1: I put that in my smoothies and it's delicious. That's
Speaker 1: a lot different than ice cream.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't know what I'm put in my smoothieskaw.
Speaker 3: About topping your I skin with a dash of garlic powder?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I heard that Balsamic vinegar on vanilla ice
Speaker 6: cream is supposed to be unbelievably good.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, that's not on the list, But coffee grounds is.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can get behind this. I love coffee ice.
Speaker 3: Cream to keep you awake while you're eating. Shaved beets
Speaker 3: made the list because they're healthy. You need something to
Speaker 3: balance out with nutrition sugar.
Speaker 5: Summer.
Speaker 3: Also green beans and squid ink what that's like? Balsamic
Speaker 3: actually Asian balsamic?
Speaker 4: I bet I bet in Japan that would be really big.
Speaker 4: They love squitting stuff out there.
Speaker 3: Some people said, a dollop of mayonnaise on their ice
Speaker 3: it's just extra creamy, Oh my gosh. And finally, the
Speaker 3: weirdest topping that someone ever put on the ice cream.
Speaker 3: Someone says, squirt some ketchup on there.
Speaker 1: Just ruined summer, Jeff, how about.
Speaker 3: Topping your ice cream with Jeff's joke.
Speaker 8: Of the day.
Speaker 3: Okay, that goes down nice, delicious. What do you call
Speaker 3: a man with no shins? Tony? That was I don't
Speaker 3: care top your ice cream with it?
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, broke, you're going for.
Speaker 3: Twenty three wins in a row today, And how sympathetic
Speaker 3: are you feeling this morning?
Speaker 1: I was looking real hard inside me. I couldn't find it.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, it's not good news because you're playing somebody
Speaker 3: who last time they were on lost so bad to you.
Speaker 3: They've tried to block the memory out forever.
Speaker 1: We're going to bring it up again right now.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe that wasn't the smartest.
Speaker 1: You're a sympathetic person, but.
Speaker 3: Let's welcome back Dan from ELMA. What's up?
Speaker 13: Dan? How y'all do it?
Speaker 1: But we're good?
Speaker 10: Dan?
Speaker 1: How are you doing?
Speaker 13: Dan?
Speaker 5: Is that the first time you laughed in years?
Speaker 8: Or what.
Speaker 5: To hear you smile again?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, we want to get you a good memory. Yes,
Speaker 3: we do, well, some of us do. The good people
Speaker 3: in this room do. We're sending the bad one out
Speaker 3: of the studio and all that happens. Dan, you know
Speaker 3: the game's played thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 3: you do have to beat broke out right to win?
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 13: It might be a lot of passing, but I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, I believe in you.
Speaker 13: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today's National Bagpipe Day. What instrument
Speaker 3: family is it in? Or link is the main character?
Speaker 3: And what iconic video game franchise?
Speaker 13: Oh, my Son's gonna kill me?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: What state has shoreline on both the Atlantic Ocean and
Speaker 3: the Gulf of Mexico?
Speaker 7: Repeat?
Speaker 13: Repeat?
Speaker 3: What state has shoreline on both the Atlantic Ocean and
Speaker 3: the Gulf of Mexico? Ulda, Oh, Dan, we're going to
Speaker 3: bring Brooke back into the studio.
Speaker 10: Classic.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know about redemption today. We'll see, but I did.
Speaker 13: He did ask me, what's something interesting in the show?
Speaker 5: Doesn't know about me.
Speaker 11: Maybe I'll just lean on that it is actually do
Speaker 11: announcing for a high school and seeing the national anthem
Speaker 11: every once in all when they need you to.
Speaker 13: So they're been interesting.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Okay, you do have a talent that promised me to
Speaker 4: say instead of O, say every time?
Speaker 13: Oh, because I got it.
Speaker 6: Every time I hear someone talk about singing a national
Speaker 6: anthem at a high school, I get.
Speaker 3: Like you get traumatic PTSD flashbacks.
Speaker 1: I did it once and it was it went really bad.
Speaker 11: It was bad.
Speaker 3: Your turn, you're ready? Ready? Your time starts now. Today's
Speaker 3: National Bagpipe Day. What instrument family is it in? Wind link?
Speaker 3: Is the main character in what iconic video game franchise
Speaker 3: helda What state has shoreline on both the Atlantic Ocean
Speaker 3: and the Gulf of Mexico Florida. You would see a
Speaker 3: person wearing a hat called a toke blanc in which profession.
Speaker 1: Uh, cooking chef?
Speaker 3: What position does Tyler Lockett play.
Speaker 1: For the Seahawks receiver wide receiver?
Speaker 3: How many points do you score for an official bullseye
Speaker 3: in darts? All right, I got those answers. Let's go
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with Jose.
Speaker 10: Drink before the show.
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're gonna play, so that kind
Speaker 4: of yeah, all right, Dan, you guys zero my god,
Speaker 4: he said he was gonna pass.
Speaker 5: Didn't pass a lot of time on the question.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brooke, you already know you on and you got
Speaker 3: four let's.
Speaker 1: Say oh no, let's yeah.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers here. Today's National Bagpipe Day.
Speaker 3: Bagpipes are part of the Woodwind family.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Link is the main character in the video game Zelda.
Speaker 3: He's the guy with the shield on the sword.
Speaker 5: Which Dan figured out after the game ended.
Speaker 3: So we couldn't give you credit for that.
Speaker 13: Dan.
Speaker 3: There's shoreline on the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 3: If you're in Florida. The profession that wears a toke
Speaker 3: blanc for their hat is a chef. That's the tall
Speaker 3: chef's hat. Tyler Lockett plays wide receiver for the Seahawks
Speaker 3: and an official bulls eye in darts is worth twenty
Speaker 3: five five points.
Speaker 1: I always give myself fifty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just slaughtering everyone.
Speaker 10: That vision is fairy.
Speaker 9: That's true.
Speaker 3: So Dan, thank you so much for playing. We'll be
Speaker 3: back to do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow, Brooke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,