Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listen to the podcast every day. After the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me.
Speaker 2: But you should listen to the full show because it's
Speaker 2: way better that way it starts.
Speaker 1: Now, here's an interesting question.
Speaker 3: If you bumped into your favorite celebrity out on the street,
Speaker 3: would you rather take a selfie with them or get
Speaker 3: their autograph?
Speaker 4: Selfie? Selfie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean what do you do with an autograph? Yeah,
Speaker 5: lose it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the autograph is actually worth money. The selfie's worthless.
Speaker 4: No, not for Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think about it that way. Over five
Speaker 1: thousand people were pulled.
Speaker 3: Apparently autographs are still a thing because twenty percent say
Speaker 3: they'd rather get the autograph.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not though.
Speaker 3: Forty two percent want that selfie. Twenty seven percent said
Speaker 3: they wouldn't ask for anything because they respect boundaries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so you're next to them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Not even going to tell you what the eleven percent
Speaker 3: it said because it's just going.
Speaker 1: To make me angry.
Speaker 5: They don't know, they.
Speaker 1: Couldn't make a decision. Couldn't two choices too much pressure.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was different for guys and girls though,
Speaker 3: because guys say they were more likely to want the
Speaker 3: autograph that way because they're probably picturing their favorite male
Speaker 3: athlete and they're trying to cash in on that.
Speaker 6: I guess maybe like on a football, But how are
Speaker 6: you like randomly carry it around sports memorabilia to sign?
Speaker 4: Like the only thing I would have to side, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't even have a check book anymore, Like what
Speaker 4: would I have on me for them to sign.
Speaker 5: My boots?
Speaker 3: Women were more likely to want the selfie and Brooke,
Speaker 3: I'm curious how much do you charge per selfie?
Speaker 4: You know, I think.
Speaker 7: Bucks.
Speaker 5: Oh that's exactly cool.
Speaker 1: The discount right.
Speaker 5: Yourself.
Speaker 1: It's easier to just sue them afterwards.
Speaker 8: I feel terrible when listeners run into be in public
Speaker 8: because I'm you know, usually not very well made up.
Speaker 9: Right now, all right, well, I'm a bad celebrity. I
Speaker 9: don't know how to do it. I literally get excited,
Speaker 9: too excited, and oh my god, they're like, my mom
Speaker 9: loves you. I'm like, let's call your mom right now.
Speaker 5: I'll do videos for people.
Speaker 3: I'm like, let me sign some like I'm a bracing
Speaker 3: I will have them.
Speaker 9: Do you want to picture? He will be like, no, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, I'm you know what? Actually gotta go?
Speaker 9: I like to scare you.
Speaker 2: Why did I say let's move on and get into
Speaker 2: the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: We do not have the bucket in studio right now
Speaker 3: because we don't want that thing. We just want to
Speaker 3: hear Jake's gorgeous, beautiful, sensual voice as he tells us
Speaker 3: about the shot collar question.
Speaker 10: You're how do you know when you found the one?
Speaker 1: God? That voice?
Speaker 9: I don't know some.
Speaker 1: Autograph.
Speaker 11: I know. God.
Speaker 10: When I say the one, I don't mean the romantic
Speaker 10: bring me my burrito while I'm on the toilet one.
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 1: Not even the baby?
Speaker 10: Burden me some clam chowder through a straw. I'm talking
Speaker 10: about a new survey which asked people which businesses gave
Speaker 10: them the biggest challenge in finding the one for their services,
Speaker 10: And after all the results were in, people said, it's
Speaker 10: hardest to find a great barber or hairstylist.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 10: That was number one. I need you, guys to come
Speaker 10: up with the jobs that are two through five on
Speaker 10: the list by playing a one and done, hot potato shot.
Speaker 10: If you get one right, you're safe from the collar.
Speaker 10: If not, you're gonna get zapped. And we'll start with Alexis.
Speaker 10: Tell me another one that made the list that is
Speaker 10: not a hair dress or a barber.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm thinking it's gotta be something with your health,
Speaker 12: like maybe like a doctor.
Speaker 5: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Doctor is number two on.
Speaker 11: Safe.
Speaker 4: Okay. My first thought is a plumber?
Speaker 10: Plumber not on the.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, a good plumber is so freaking hard.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say like a plumber or handyman
Speaker 2: because it can come and do almost anything in the house.
Speaker 1: Is that like based on attractiveness?
Speaker 10: Are you talking about constantly clogging the toilets, kissing?
Speaker 4: My dad almost beat up a plumber in my back
Speaker 4: as a thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, we are said doctor. But is therapists allowed?
Speaker 4: That's good?
Speaker 10: Therapist could be a guess it's not on the list
Speaker 10: on a.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Yeah, I mean is this list talking just about
Speaker 3: North America or is it all over the world?
Speaker 5: What what would be the difference?
Speaker 3: I know in other countries it takes forever to find
Speaker 3: a good snake milker.
Speaker 1: Okay, go through like a dozen before you find just
Speaker 1: the right one to milk your snake.
Speaker 4: You just wanted to say that at the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah you did, you did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe this is too similar to hair stylists, but
Speaker 3: with your pet, maybe it's like a pet groomer.
Speaker 10: Pet groomer is on the list, but it's at number six.
Speaker 6: This is a hard one. Okay, plumber wasn't on there. God,
Speaker 6: who else do I find that's like my person? My
Speaker 6: eye doctor I love?
Speaker 4: I mean, is Dennis different than a doctor?
Speaker 6: Because I have a real hard time finding a good dentist.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say dentist.
Speaker 10: Dennis is number three on the list. Two answers left
Speaker 10: on the board and Jeffrey and Jose are left answering.
Speaker 9: Okay, we're going before taking my answers.
Speaker 4: Is it too bougie for me to suggest house cleaner?
Speaker 2: Well, no, because I actually thought of that too, I know.
Speaker 4: Do you know what is the most fought after thing
Speaker 4: in my life?
Speaker 5: A good babysitter.
Speaker 6: And you can't give their number to anybody because what
Speaker 6: if someone books them on the same night you need?
Speaker 5: It is so coveted, dude, you know what, I think
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with it.
Speaker 10: Babysitter jack it in Jose took Brooks suggestion because she
Speaker 10: keeps running babysitters out of.
Speaker 9: Her home.
Speaker 10: And babysitter is on the Number five on the list
Speaker 10: was tattoo artists, get familiar with the tattoo artist personal
Speaker 10: and intimate relationships them. And number seven was your nail technician.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought about that nail.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I was going to go with
Speaker 1: drug dealer. Hard to find a good one pretty much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: I am going to be getting shocked today, and somebody
Speaker 3: wanted to hear that's what I want by little nass.
Speaker 1: No, I want someone who loves Okay, I need.
Speaker 3: I want someone who loves me, need someone who needs me.
Speaker 9: That makes so much sense.
Speaker 4: I feel like the shot color would work in a
Speaker 4: little noz X video.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, we're just on the red carpet. Yeah sure,
Speaker 1: he could make that sex. Yeah yeah, that's your shot colored.
Speaker 7: Question of the day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you know me, then you know I've always loved musicals.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, and sequence.
Speaker 3: Miss Guys and Dolls Hannibal Lecter on Broadway one can't
Speaker 3: miss that on beans. I will admit they are a
Speaker 3: little bit unrealistic, specifically where people are just going about
Speaker 3: their normal day and then out of nowhere, they'll just
Speaker 3: break into song.
Speaker 4: And it doesn't upset anyone around here.
Speaker 3: In fact, everybody somehow knows the lyrics and they're all
Speaker 3: great singers.
Speaker 1: That would never happen in real life. It's too bad,
Speaker 1: or would it?
Speaker 3: Like said, I was having just a regular chat with
Speaker 3: my co host Brooke, and I'm like, hey, there, Brooking,
Speaker 3: where you've been hooking? Can you tell us about your
Speaker 3: night with your hobby.
Speaker 6: He didn't have to pay go ahead, Hey, going to tell.
Speaker 5: It was so fun.
Speaker 4: It lasted a toss cut.
Speaker 6: The music just cut it okay, happy.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I was expecting that to go
Speaker 3: better than it did.
Speaker 1: Was it ready? Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, we're in practice. We're going to
Speaker 3: play a song first, and when we come back. It's
Speaker 3: the first ever edition of What's on Your Mind? The musical.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and is it
Speaker 3: We heard that people camp in nylon tents among total
Speaker 3: strangers out in the wilderness, but they'll lock all their
Speaker 3: doors and windows around their next door neighbors.
Speaker 4: I thought about that I have thought about it.
Speaker 5: I do think it's very strange.
Speaker 13: True.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm asking you all to unzip and let
Speaker 3: me into your tents today metaphorically for What's on your mind,
Speaker 3: where we unzip each other's brain flaps and peek in
Speaker 3: to see what's going on inside. Starting with Brook Brook,
Speaker 3: what's in your brain flap?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 8: Over this past weekend I went to an Independence Day
Speaker 8: parade in a town of about six hundred people.
Speaker 1: Oh, those are going to be the most intense ones.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you some highlights.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 8: Not so many floats, but a lot of just trailers, right,
Speaker 8: you like drive through It's like the local cement companies there.
Speaker 5: You know some people who like downtrees like that.
Speaker 1: Got sure.
Speaker 8: But my very favorite moment happened with Elsa and Wonder
Speaker 8: Woman came down the parade.
Speaker 5: To me, said, Mommy, they look different.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, well they're both over sixty five.
Speaker 1: What happened to Elsa's teeth?
Speaker 8: Funny you say that Elsa had all her teeth, She
Speaker 8: just had a lot more body than she does in
Speaker 8: the dizzy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wonder Woman, however, did not have them all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was wearing a bra, so.
Speaker 14: There was no one.
Speaker 3: I thought she has an invisible plane, not an invisible suit.
Speaker 8: We thought that maybe wonder woman didn't age. She did
Speaker 8: and it wasn't gracefully.
Speaker 9: Good hometown parade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I visited my parents recently and you guys,
Speaker 2: it happened again.
Speaker 9: I'm floating in.
Speaker 2: The pool, eyes closed, sons out and relax, I'm tanning,
Speaker 2: and my dad's wins up to me and he's just like, hey,
Speaker 2: did you know the lady that lives two blocks away
Speaker 2: when on vacation outside of the country recently?
Speaker 5: What happened to me?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, eyes closed still, Oh no, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that your neighbor, went on.
Speaker 5: I don't live in this neighborhood, dad, and he goes.
Speaker 9: Yes, she got a brand aneurysm and now she is dead.
Speaker 8: I just had a feeling that your dad's neighborn survive.
Speaker 2: You guys know my dad talks about this all the time. Now, Oh,
Speaker 2: I heard that when people retire they tend to die. No,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, he goes, yeah, I used to
Speaker 2: work with a friend who retired.
Speaker 9: They went to go check on him at his house.
Speaker 9: The next day he was dead.
Speaker 2: Why are they checking on you.
Speaker 5: Hang out with my dad. My dad always says, hey,
Speaker 5: stop working, you die broke. That's what happens, you know.
Speaker 9: I'm trying not to acknowledge it. I'm just like, oh wow, okay.
Speaker 9: And then of course we're in a pool. So then
Speaker 9: he's like, do you know how many people drown the pool?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think his whole community is just dead,
Speaker 2: like everyone around him.
Speaker 3: That sounds we should do a segment with him on
Speaker 3: the show. I was dead, just just dad, people from
Speaker 3: down the block.
Speaker 9: He loves the bits best one of the newspapers.
Speaker 1: Alexis, tell us what's been on your mind this past weekend.
Speaker 4: I was at like a major League baseball game and
Speaker 4: I'm sitting.
Speaker 1: In the go ahead.
Speaker 15: You could have just said baseball, major League baseball, Thank you, bro,
Speaker 15: just telling you, trying to set the scene for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, professional stadium.
Speaker 1: Pro sports. Go ahead.
Speaker 12: I'm in the bleacher seats and I'm like the fifth
Speaker 12: person in and someone comes up to my aisle and
Speaker 12: like points at me and is like, hey, I want
Speaker 12: to take a.
Speaker 5: Photo with you.
Speaker 9: Cool.
Speaker 4: You assume it's a listener, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 12: So I like get up and I'm trying to like
Speaker 12: squeeze through to get to them, and then the.
Speaker 5: Girl goes, what, no, not you?
Speaker 4: Who are you.
Speaker 12: Standing up?
Speaker 9: And I'm so embarrassed, and then she.
Speaker 12: Goes, I'm talking about her, points in my friend next
Speaker 12: to me who's a pro runner.
Speaker 5: But she wants a photo.
Speaker 1: So how do you get out of the embarrassment of it?
Speaker 5: Sit down, and the people and with go why would
Speaker 5: you stand up?
Speaker 16: And then I try to embarrassingly explain why I would
Speaker 16: even think they want a photo with me in the
Speaker 16: first place. It happens sometimes, I swear it was so embarrassing,
Speaker 16: and everyone I was just thought I was the most
Speaker 16: like full of myself.
Speaker 4: Person in the entire groom.
Speaker 1: All the time.
Speaker 5: I don't mind any photos. I'm very humble.
Speaker 3: Now, this is that's what happened when you go to
Speaker 3: these major league professional games.
Speaker 5: With professional ass session. All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: I've mentioned several times over the last months that I've
Speaker 3: been having issues with my house.
Speaker 5: You stay there, so that's good, Well, it's cheap, so
Speaker 5: what are you going to do?
Speaker 3: But this weekend happened. I was going to bed, had
Speaker 3: my TV on, and in front of the screen. I
Speaker 3: see something flutter by a.
Speaker 1: Break. It's a moth.
Speaker 3: Inside like not to be able to sleep with this
Speaker 3: bug in my room, So I get to take care
Speaker 3: of it. Turn on the light and I see it
Speaker 3: on the wall and I'm like, oh my god, that
Speaker 3: is way way bigger than a moth.
Speaker 1: That is a freaking bat. And it's my bedroom.
Speaker 9: Now, oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's no in my house, so it couldn't have come
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 5: Take it, squeeze through anything.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, we've had a lot of bad issues
Speaker 4: in my life.
Speaker 5: You have to get this.
Speaker 9: A silver steak and.
Speaker 1: A silver bullet.
Speaker 5: You sleep with the garlic necklace.
Speaker 3: So I am I'm googling what to do. Rule number
Speaker 3: one is stay close to the walls inside my house.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have a lot of wine. It's really big.
Speaker 3: And so for the next hour and a half, I'm
Speaker 3: army crawling underneath a blanket around.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get bit and get rabies bite you.
Speaker 4: All you need is just a fishing net and you
Speaker 4: just trap fishing, lying.
Speaker 9: Around like a tranquilizer dart the neck.
Speaker 1: It's fine, army crawling, yes, because I'm trying to avoid it.
Speaker 1: I'm like begging it to leave. I didn't get it.
Speaker 5: It's still there.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't see it, my god, but we don't have
Speaker 3: any windows that open in the house, so there's only
Speaker 3: one door could have gone out of.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it did. Look for batpoop to
Speaker 1: call Brook the blood out of it, or.
Speaker 9: We're just cam the beehive a week.
Speaker 3: Doing seriously text into seven eight five nine two, tell
Speaker 3: us what's been on your mind? Is Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning, and we've had a lot of texts
Speaker 3: coming in seven eight five nine two with people telling
Speaker 3: us what's been on their mind.
Speaker 1: We just shared what was on ours.
Speaker 3: Someone texted in what's on my mind is why don't
Speaker 3: my friends like biscuits and gravy for breakfast?
Speaker 4: How could they not don't.
Speaker 9: Breakfast?
Speaker 6: You don't like bacon, you don't like gravy, and you
Speaker 6: say you go to brunch, What the hell do you eat?
Speaker 11: It's just.
Speaker 3: Another person texted in what's on my mind? Could we
Speaker 3: go back to the mandatory mask? This morning, some guy
Speaker 3: sneezed on me while I was standing in line at
Speaker 3: the grocery store, and of course it.
Speaker 1: Hit my face.
Speaker 5: Did you not try to cover it all.
Speaker 3: And someone texted naps are completely underrated. I should emphasize
Speaker 3: naps taken by yourself because we all know napping with
Speaker 3: a partner.
Speaker 1: Is just to baby waiting to happen.
Speaker 7: Just be careful who you nap, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 7: the morning.
Speaker 1: That feeling when you step into a steamy shower.
Speaker 4: Because even you describing it felt good, I.
Speaker 3: Know, but then the hot water suddenly runs out the toilet,
Speaker 3: Or when you crawl into your bed at the end
Speaker 3: of a brutal day, I want to go back there
Speaker 3: right now, but then you realize you forgot to turn
Speaker 3: the lights off.
Speaker 9: I think I did that last night.
Speaker 1: Or finally peeing after you've held it in for a
Speaker 1: long long time.
Speaker 5: These are real pleasures, but then the.
Speaker 1: Cops roll up behind you because you're at the playground.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 3: Apparently, these feelings of disappointment are exactly how are listeners
Speaker 3: feel when they score themselves a hot date, but then
Speaker 3: somehow they end up on this segment Battle of the
Speaker 3: Tender Dates, telling us how their promising night ended in
Speaker 3: total disaster. We're gonna hear some of the worst date
Speaker 3: night stories coming up at seven ten two.
Speaker 7: Hopeless one dating app Then there's swipe right. The question
Speaker 7: is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that strongly believes any good
Speaker 3: first kits should draw a lease a little bit of blood.
Speaker 1: Whoa, It's Battle.
Speaker 3: Of the Tinder Dates where two of our listeners go
Speaker 3: head to head to find out whose dating life is
Speaker 3: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a
Speaker 3: second here, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner,
Speaker 3: she once seduced an entire room of Saudi Arabian princes
Speaker 3: by doing the flossy dance with finger guns, and that's
Speaker 3: why she's known in Dubai as finger Pistol Crystal.
Speaker 6: WHOA, did you rehearse that for a wild Crystal?
Speaker 4: But yeah.
Speaker 3: In the other corner, she's a former competitive swimmer who
Speaker 3: now teaches an online course on how to bring.
Speaker 1: The butterfly stroke into the bedroom. WHOA swim Kim, say, I.
Speaker 11: Go to this.
Speaker 4: You don't want to get somebody a black eye.
Speaker 9: Imagine someone's like.
Speaker 3: Overhead, the secrets and the leg kicks. I'm taking a class,
Speaker 3: But here's how the game works. One contestant is going
Speaker 3: to start by telling one of their worst dating stories.
Speaker 3: Then the other will try and counter with a nightmare
Speaker 3: story of their own. We're going to go back and
Speaker 3: forth for three rounds here, and then afterwards we will
Speaker 3: declare a winner, and Crystal, you're gonna be up first.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 17: So I at a bar and I meet this dude
Speaker 17: and we're in mid convo and all of a sudden,
Speaker 17: his Apple watch goes off off right.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got an Apple watch. So's fancy.
Speaker 17: Okay, yeah, sure, maybe good sign up first. Until he
Speaker 17: drops to the ground and starts doing push up.
Speaker 5: He's going to close the circles.
Speaker 17: Man asked him what he was doing, and he was like,
Speaker 17: that's how he keeps the calories off.
Speaker 18: He works out while he drinks alcohol.
Speaker 1: Book has a camelback of wine.
Speaker 17: That's okay, it was all night too, he did it
Speaker 17: all night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, drink free, swim Kim. Time to counter.
Speaker 18: All right, here we go. So I fell for the
Speaker 18: typical U up text.
Speaker 11: Oh we all have yeah, yeah, we all know how
Speaker 11: this is going to go.
Speaker 18: So I met my tender day. I went two am
Speaker 18: to hang out, which yes, I should have known was
Speaker 18: a bad idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you did just use air quotes with your fingers
Speaker 4: right when he said hang out?
Speaker 13: Did you see it? How did you know?
Speaker 18: So I get there and it turns out that he
Speaker 18: just needed a designated driver to take him and his
Speaker 18: strong friend's home.
Speaker 11: None.
Speaker 19: So you didn't even want to hook up, not even
Speaker 19: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Did you actually drive him?
Speaker 18: I did, and to make things worse, he puked in
Speaker 18: my car.
Speaker 3: I'll never answer a U up text ever again. Let's
Speaker 3: go to round two. That means we're back to you
Speaker 3: finger pistol crystal.
Speaker 18: Okay, So I went on a date with a guy
Speaker 18: who told me he was a doctor.
Speaker 17: He actually stopped me mid sentenced and asked if I
Speaker 17: could call him doctor all night.
Speaker 1: Oh it's.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 17: I thought he was joking because really, but he was like, no,
Speaker 17: it's more respectful that way.
Speaker 4: Okay, Wait, so did you do it?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 17: I started to little bit until the worst part. He
Speaker 17: decided to take out a knife and wanted to show
Speaker 17: me how to do stitches on ketchup and bread rolls.
Speaker 1: This patient O, let's go back to cam. Time to
Speaker 1: punch back.
Speaker 18: So I was on a date with a guy who
Speaker 18: told me that he was a writer, which I thought
Speaker 18: was cool. So he had me go watch him do
Speaker 18: this like poetry night at a bar and he got
Speaker 18: up to speak. Well, I mean, I guess by writer
Speaker 18: he must have meant professional plagiarizer because he went up
Speaker 18: on stage and had Doctor Susan's green eggs and ham.
Speaker 18: But if it was his, because he renamed it to
Speaker 18: green eggs and Yam, I've not heard that, So naturally
Speaker 18: he got booed off stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually throwing eggs at him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we're on to that final round. Hopefully you've
Speaker 3: saved your best stories for last year. So Crystal, what
Speaker 3: do you got?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 17: I was on a date where we both knew this
Speaker 17: was just going to be a kind of one night
Speaker 17: hook ups kind of thing.
Speaker 18: Okay, he invited me back to his place.
Speaker 17: We get there, we immediately go to his bedroom.
Speaker 19: He takes me there.
Speaker 17: All right, Yeah, so far, so good, and then he
Speaker 17: says he wasn't going to do anything until marriage, including kissing.
Speaker 9: What the heck do you do?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 1: Get down?
Speaker 4: Was it a joke?
Speaker 17: So?
Speaker 18: I was like, why did you invite me to your bedroom?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 17: And he gets this huge smile on his face and
Speaker 17: he said, I never said licking faces was off limits.
Speaker 5: What Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The weird workaround some people have to like, Yeah, just
Speaker 3: believe those virgins are always the freakiest.
Speaker 18: This is it, last shot, All right, buckle up, kids,
Speaker 18: here we go. I went with a guy to a
Speaker 18: restaurant that he chose. It was really fancy, and he
Speaker 18: very aggressively kept insisting that I order whatever I wanted.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 18: So when the waiter dropped the bill off at the table,
Speaker 18: he picked it up and he read the total out loud.
Speaker 11: What rude?
Speaker 18: Yeah, it was almost two hundred and fifty dollars. It
Speaker 18: was a lot.
Speaker 4: Did he read it like he was surprised or like
Speaker 4: he was showing off?
Speaker 18: Well, what he did is he told me that I
Speaker 18: was going to have to pay for it all, and
Speaker 18: if he didn't, he would call the police and tell them. Look,
Speaker 18: I was about to seduce a minor.
Speaker 11: How old was it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 18: He pulled out his id and showed me that he
Speaker 18: was sixteen years old.
Speaker 20: Oh's the scoreboard, Alexis, who's your choice?
Speaker 4: I have to give it to K for the minor.
Speaker 1: One for Kim bruh, and I hope you paid for.
Speaker 5: That poor sixteen year old by dinner. I'm giving it
Speaker 5: to Kim.
Speaker 1: Were swim.
Speaker 3: Kim, congratulations you have one of the worst dating lives
Speaker 3: we've ever heard.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, I'm not proud, but I am proud, you
Speaker 18: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That was Battle of the Tender Days. Phone coming up.
Speaker 7: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I found out a disturbing fact the other day that
Speaker 3: made me shudder.
Speaker 1: What did you guys know?
Speaker 3: Teachers in schools are actually teaching kids things.
Speaker 1: No, I know, horrifying.
Speaker 4: No wonder we are where we are.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Even worse, parents are getting jealous because their kids know
Speaker 3: too much now we learn like Brooke, for example, today
Speaker 3: she poses as a mom, sorry, a good mom than
Speaker 3: you just learned something at school?
Speaker 5: Yeah, to know where the reach was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's definitely not going to fly in her house.
Speaker 3: And she needs to have a little talk with this
Speaker 3: teacher and maybe get a little lesson herself.
Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now.
Speaker 7: It's another.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hi is this mister speaking?
Speaker 11: Who am I talking to?
Speaker 4: My name's Hillary. My son is Arlow and he's in
Speaker 4: your kindergarten class.
Speaker 11: Ah, you're Arlow's mother. How's it going today?
Speaker 4: Not great? Not great at all? Actually thanks to you.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry. How can I help you? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Well, Arlow came home the other day and said, guess
Speaker 4: what mister taught me? And then he whistled.
Speaker 11: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I went over whistling with the
Speaker 11: kids in class the other day for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Clearly, you did not think about how that would affect me,
Speaker 4: how whistling would affect you, ma'am, Yes, whistling.
Speaker 11: Did you not want him to learn to whistle?
Speaker 4: Of course I want him to learn, but I don't
Speaker 4: know how either. So now I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 6: Okay, he's trying to have a whistling contest with me
Speaker 6: and said, I sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, ma'am.
Speaker 11: Like, I'm clear.
Speaker 7: You hear that?
Speaker 4: Do you hear that? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Are you blowing into the phone right now?
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to whistle? What are you making fun
Speaker 4: of me?
Speaker 5: Now too?
Speaker 11: I would never make fun of you. I'm your teacher.
Speaker 11: I've just tried to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 4: I need you to teach me to whistle right now.
Speaker 11: I mean, you could teach yourself how to whistle. I
Speaker 11: don't see you would call beat on my day off?
Speaker 6: Is you're the one that put me in this situation,
Speaker 6: so you need to help me right now gain back
Speaker 6: some respect from my son.
Speaker 11: Wait, please stop yelling right now? Maybe you just need
Speaker 11: to go man, Please stop.
Speaker 4: Do you hear that it's just air?
Speaker 5: How do people make it sound musical?
Speaker 4: I don't understand.
Speaker 11: Do you hear that? It's very easy? Okay, but I've
Speaker 11: never tried to teach it to doun't how to whistle
Speaker 11: over the phone before?
Speaker 4: Just a tip a trick.
Speaker 11: Are your lips like wet or are they? Try right now?
Speaker 4: What should they be?
Speaker 11: They should be wet? Okay, you need to moisten your
Speaker 11: lips first before you even try it. Yes, okay, they're wet.
Speaker 4: They're very wet.
Speaker 5: I just put spit all over them.
Speaker 11: That's too much information, Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm basically drooling over here.
Speaker 5: Just get to the next part.
Speaker 11: Make a tight hole with your lips?
Speaker 4: Fine, tight hole it is?
Speaker 11: Now what excel puts the hair out? What do you
Speaker 11: mean now?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 11: Rid gentler? Look, that's not working, and I feel like
Speaker 11: if we keep trying, you're just gonna get even more upset.
Speaker 4: You're a terrible teacher. Whoa, I'm just going to say it.
Speaker 11: Come on now, this is a fun whistling thing.
Speaker 4: Fun for who.
Speaker 6: It's tearing my relationship with my son apart. Don't try
Speaker 6: my own thing.
Speaker 9: Useless.
Speaker 11: There's no need now, no need for name calling.
Speaker 4: Now shut up and.
Speaker 5: Let me do this.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 11: Huh yeah what.
Speaker 5: Pretty good.
Speaker 4: Huh relaxing, huh uh.
Speaker 5: I'm great at whistling.
Speaker 11: Wait, how are you talking at the same time?
Speaker 6: Pure talent, pure because this is actually broke from a
Speaker 6: broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 6: on you.
Speaker 7: Wait who I don't know who Arlo is.
Speaker 4: My name is Brooke with the radio show, and we're
Speaker 4: doing a prank phone call.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: Oh, I actually felt bad calling you a terrible teacher,
Speaker 6: but seriously, your tips horrendous.
Speaker 11: You should feel bad.
Speaker 4: You could blame your.
Speaker 5: Best friend Eric, He's the one that set you up
Speaker 5: for this.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you need me to come into the
Speaker 6: class and give some extra pointers, because.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I did. I need to get into your class.
Speaker 5: That's right, that is right.
Speaker 7: The wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 7: on the twenties, broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you've ever met any D list celebrities like a
Speaker 3: reality TV contestant, or a social media influencer or a
Speaker 3: morning radio host, but they're probably gonna try and tell
Speaker 3: you within the first five minutes that their quote unquote
Speaker 3: kind of famous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people know me.
Speaker 3: That's why we were all shocked when we learned the
Speaker 3: guy on the phone didn't tell us immediately who he
Speaker 3: was because he's actually been on TV before.
Speaker 18: Cool.
Speaker 3: But it was only until after we got his date
Speaker 3: on the line that his true identity was finally revealed,
Speaker 3: and it left the entire studio shocked.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dare I say intrigued?
Speaker 7: Very?
Speaker 4: I'm going to say very.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say aroused.
Speaker 5: Oh, well say that.
Speaker 4: I don't think that'd be disturbing.
Speaker 1: Okay, find out disturbed is a good one.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's put disturbed in there. But see if you
Speaker 3: recognize this guy when you hear the second.
Speaker 1: Date, next second data date.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wonder do opposites really attract? Okay, good question,
Speaker 3: because I look at Brooks husband and he's handsome, charming, wait, funny,
Speaker 3: but extremely humble. Yeah, brook you're wait, wait, probably at
Speaker 3: least one of those things, if not.
Speaker 7: Half of one.
Speaker 4: I mean, I agree with you about my husband, but
Speaker 4: now I feel a little hurt.
Speaker 7: Question.
Speaker 4: I think it's more of a personality thing that makes
Speaker 4: us opposite.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hey, hey, hey, there's a lot of theories.
Speaker 1: It has been thrown around right here.
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners, one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Tried the opposite approach, and I wonder how that went
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 5: Since he's on the phone with us, I'm going not, well, yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably, but I am interested in hearing his story. So
Speaker 3: let's talk to Chris. Chris, what's up man?
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, Well, it's not going terrible, but I could
Speaker 11: use your help.
Speaker 4: Okay, you just need a little help, not a ton
Speaker 4: of help.
Speaker 11: Well we'll see, I mean hopefully.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, tell us about your opposite Who are they?
Speaker 11: Well, the girl's name is Tiffany, but she's a couple
Speaker 11: of years younger than the girls I've been dating, and
Speaker 11: like loves to party and go out and super social and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and do you like that?
Speaker 4: Is that a lifestyle you're into?
Speaker 11: You know, I had a last with her, and like,
Speaker 11: I've typically not gone out with people like that. And
Speaker 11: then I get kind of bored of the people that
Speaker 11: I've been dating, and yeah, so I figured I'd give
Speaker 11: this a whirl.
Speaker 9: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: I think everyone comes to a point where it's like,
Speaker 2: you love being drunken a bar at midnight, and then
Speaker 2: you get older and you're like, I'd rather be in
Speaker 2: bed at midnight, you know, maybe reading a book, yeah something.
Speaker 3: I think that that's not what Chris is saying. He's
Speaker 3: saying the opposite. He wants to get back into the
Speaker 3: fun lifestyle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, he was bored by the early.
Speaker 1: Yeah I had.
Speaker 11: I had a taste of it, and it was it
Speaker 11: was awesome.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what did you and Tiffany do?
Speaker 11: So we initially met up at a barkay and like
Speaker 11: the sort of general awkwardness of like the first meeting
Speaker 11: was broken immediately because she was like, hey, honey, it
Speaker 11: just gave me a huge hug, and like it was
Speaker 11: very different from sort of the stand office like oh
Speaker 11: nice to meet or.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like the whole tim and me.
Speaker 6: She wasn't old enough to be jaded yet, so she
Speaker 6: didn't have as many barriers as many guards up.
Speaker 3: It's nice because some people are actually like that, they're
Speaker 3: super outgoing and personable the second you meet them.
Speaker 1: So it's so nice that you found somebody like that.
Speaker 1: How did the actual date go?
Speaker 11: It was great, Like I'm not one to go clubbing,
Speaker 11: but I guess I can say I have now because
Speaker 11: typically like I go to like maybe one bar or
Speaker 11: one place to kind of ha out there for the eving.
Speaker 11: I think we went to three clubs after, so like
Speaker 11: I got dragged around and like willfully and happily.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good thing. Or is that a red
Speaker 1: flag in your mind?
Speaker 11: I just kind of rolled with it and wasn't really sure,
Speaker 11: like is this going to be fun? Is this going
Speaker 11: to be annoying?
Speaker 6: But that's sure, right, and that's her scene, right, Like
Speaker 6: did you have to wait in line or was she
Speaker 6: able to get you in at every place?
Speaker 8: Because that's how you know if she's yeah, she knows
Speaker 8: all exactly what's up.
Speaker 11: Well, she was on the list at two places, and
Speaker 11: then like we were in line for we got like
Speaker 11: got to the first club and got in line and
Speaker 11: immediately these two girlfriends are hers and like pulled it
Speaker 11: up to the front and we walked right in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see that's even better and it is good.
Speaker 6: But also you know is it were you Jose because
Speaker 6: you said, oh, and she's on the list at two places.
Speaker 9: I mean, look, I have a lot of guy friends.
Speaker 2: I think we all know promoters, and the girls that
Speaker 2: tend to be on every list at every club tend.
Speaker 5: To be fun.
Speaker 7: They are fun.
Speaker 4: They are fun, but they're not necessarily looking for a relationship.
Speaker 5: Like maybe I've been looking to have fun.
Speaker 4: What are you looking for with her?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean see where it goes, I guess. But
Speaker 11: what's weird is at the end of the night, like
Speaker 11: had its amazing kiss with her and asked, hey, am
Speaker 11: I going to see you again? And she was like,
Speaker 11: if you're lucky, I love it.
Speaker 5: That's such a good movie.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well then her uber pulled up, she hopped it and
Speaker 11: like wave goodbye, and like that was it. But like
Speaker 11: I've reached out to her afterwards and she's responded. But
Speaker 11: when I asked her to like make plans, she's noncommittal.
Speaker 4: She doesn't sound like a person who makes plans, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like she's bar to bar, she's clubbed the club, she's
Speaker 6: rolling with life, right.
Speaker 3: And I mean that's that's a fun lifestyle to live.
Speaker 3: But is there any time during the night, Chris where
Speaker 3: you felt like the two of you just got to
Speaker 3: sit down and connect.
Speaker 4: That sounds old and boring, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the type of thing that I think you.
Speaker 11: We did talk a little bit about, like our families
Speaker 11: and how I recently lost a bunch of weight, and
Speaker 11: you know how she's.
Speaker 5: I have a sister.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I wasn't trying to have this conversation
Speaker 11: on the danceport. No was before we went to the club.
Speaker 6: And I guess you had travel time in between, right,
Speaker 6: like either you walking or in an uber or whatever.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, but I mean it wasn't like awkward eything.
Speaker 11: It was just sort of general. I mean, she said
Speaker 11: she showed a picture of family and friends so that
Speaker 11: I couldn't murder her.
Speaker 1: But and it's funny, tifvity sounds like a firecracker. So
Speaker 1: we're all going to have to turn up a lot
Speaker 1: before we make this far.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we should say it like that.
Speaker 1: How do we say it?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think we just be ourselves with Tiffany.
Speaker 4: We need to try to be cool, jeff It's going
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning when we come back cool.
Speaker 3: Boring songs so we can really skyrocket off of it
Speaker 3: when we do our second date up date.
Speaker 1: What's happening next?
Speaker 11: Hold on, Yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Got our glow sticks out, our flaming yellow shots lit.
Speaker 1: I just went in the bathroom and snorted something off
Speaker 1: the toilet seat. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I do feel lemony fresh before the
Speaker 3: second date update, because that's what our listeners trying to
Speaker 3: do for his dating life. Now, try not to be
Speaker 3: so boring anymore. Yeah, it's one of the main reasons
Speaker 3: he went out with someone named Tiffany. She's young and outgoing,
Speaker 3: loves to party and bounce around from club to club,
Speaker 3: so that's what they did for their date night. Had
Speaker 3: a great time. But afterwards Tiffany's been m I A
Speaker 3: good news is some of her wild side did rub
Speaker 3: off on you, Chris, because you're stepping out of your
Speaker 3: comfort zone now calling a radio show trying to get
Speaker 3: a hold of her.
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 11: I mean somewhat desperate, but.
Speaker 3: Slightly embarrassed, but still yeah, that's what the young people
Speaker 3: feel all the time.
Speaker 5: Do you think that she's.
Speaker 4: Actually going to be awake right now?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, like, I don't mean to make it
Speaker 11: seem like she's always partying, but I just feel like
Speaker 11: she would not miss a good party.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Okay, she's already on the list. She has
Speaker 6: a job and like some sort of like adult part
Speaker 6: of her life too.
Speaker 11: You mean, yeah, I mean, as far as I could tell,
Speaker 11: she seems to keep it together, but she's not the
Speaker 11: one who wants to Netflix and chill.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's no chill.
Speaker 11: Well, there's like chill, but like it's gonna be like
Speaker 11: chilling somewhere out and about.
Speaker 1: Chill, like no consciousness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 5: That she was passed out of an an alloys.
Speaker 3: Let's not waste any more time. Let's just call Tiffany
Speaker 3: and see if she knows Alexis personally and if she
Speaker 3: even remembers you, Chris.
Speaker 4: But we'll be come friends, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Let's just do this. I'm a dollar number right now.
Speaker 11: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, she's awake? Is this Tiffany?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It is Timmy.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 18: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Any I do who you're talking with right now?
Speaker 3: Or do you know?
Speaker 19: I don't know what I'm talking to you. I'm so tired.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you're on the radio right now with Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 19: No, yeah, yeah, Why am I on the radio because.
Speaker 1: A little birdie told me that you're a fun time.
Speaker 4: Why are you saying it like we're supposed to be?
Speaker 11: Then? Verdie?
Speaker 19: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, missus cool, you take it away.
Speaker 18: It's just.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It just sounded weird, like you got her number off
Speaker 4: some bathroom stall.
Speaker 1: Maybe I did, Tiffany, would that be weird to you?
Speaker 19: That would be weird? But the birdie No, I was
Speaker 19: partying with the birdie last night.
Speaker 3: I think she was hallucinating. But the truth is we're
Speaker 3: calling you because one of our listeners gave us your
Speaker 3: phone number because he wants to get a hold of you.
Speaker 3: Remember going out with Chris the other night?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, okay, did you follow Chris? Was he
Speaker 4: a good time?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 14: We have fun.
Speaker 19: For a guy that was like more of an introvert,
Speaker 19: he kind of let loose, okay, like he let it
Speaker 19: shell down and just like had at of ball.
Speaker 3: I can't help but notice the there's something in your voice,
Speaker 3: Tiffany that's telling me something was off.
Speaker 19: Yeah, so at one point to what the beginning of
Speaker 19: the date, he started like talking about how he's lost
Speaker 19: a lot of we and in the newspaper.
Speaker 4: In the newspaper, Sorry, what did that have to do
Speaker 4: with the newspaper.
Speaker 19: Yeah, he said that they did a story or a
Speaker 19: feature of him or something who good for him, And
Speaker 19: then he said that he might also be on television.
Speaker 19: So so I researched it because you would think like
Speaker 19: the TV would tell the story when the newspaper, like
Speaker 19: both of those would talk about his weight loss and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because just knowing your type personality, you're not going
Speaker 3: to be reading any newspapers coming out.
Speaker 19: That's like I was really looking for the television.
Speaker 1: She's like, let me see the short news on TikTok,
Speaker 1: So what what did you find?
Speaker 19: I found him on Doctor Phil?
Speaker 4: Oh, Doctor Phil. It was like a national story.
Speaker 1: Why was he on Doctor Phil?
Speaker 13: So I'm not going to say why he was on there,
Speaker 13: because like that's his business, but I'm not going to
Speaker 13: hang out with him anymore because when I turned on
Speaker 13: the television, he was on the TV in the same
Speaker 13: outfit we went to the date and and he wasn't
Speaker 13: on there for his weight loss.
Speaker 6: So I can understand like the outfit thing, because everybody
Speaker 6: has that one outfit that makes him feel really good
Speaker 6: about that.
Speaker 9: I don't know, probably my outfit that i'd wear.
Speaker 5: I'm like dying to know what the Doctor Phil episode
Speaker 5: was about.
Speaker 9: Chris, Why do you smoke so much?
Speaker 19: Crime?
Speaker 4: That was a weight loss?
Speaker 5: Weight loss?
Speaker 1: I saw that that was a good one.
Speaker 19: Like I said, that's his business, is not mine. And
Speaker 19: clearly like he probably doesn't have a problem talking to
Speaker 19: you because he called you and you're calling me. But
Speaker 19: I would definitely ask him.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, if you're not gonna tell Tiffany, then we're
Speaker 3: just gonna turn over to the other line and ask Chris, Chris,
Speaker 3: why were you on Doctor Phil?
Speaker 19: Bro Wait, wait, you have him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's how this segment works. We haven't waiting
Speaker 1: on the other line.
Speaker 14: But Chris, Yeah, I mean, look, I met, I was
Speaker 14: on Touch so and but what I mean, Look, I'll
Speaker 14: explain sort of quickly words a lot what's going on here, But.
Speaker 9: I don't like it.
Speaker 5: How did you get a whole show?
Speaker 4: And why would you tell her about it if it's
Speaker 4: something you're embarrassed of.
Speaker 11: I wasn't embarrassed, but I didn't really think she'd go
Speaker 11: look it up. I was just like we were talking about,
Speaker 11: like being written up in the newspaper and possibly being
Speaker 11: on TV.
Speaker 1: All right, well, can you fill us in on why
Speaker 1: you were on the show?
Speaker 11: I was, I was a guest. I wasn't the main feature.
Speaker 11: But the deal was my sister was a stripper, and
Speaker 11: what was affed up about it was a friend of
Speaker 11: mine went to the strip club and Mike courted her.
Speaker 11: And so that's what the show was about, just.
Speaker 6: About somebody, I'm sleeping with your stripper sister exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, who hasn't that happened to before? Today?
Speaker 5: From doctor philm that sounds pretty like a lot worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a pretty dull thing. Like Tiffany, you're in
Speaker 4: the party scene.
Speaker 5: What does that bother you?
Speaker 19: The partner really like weirding me out was the fact
Speaker 19: when they asked him, like, if this wasn't your sister,
Speaker 19: would you be attracted to her?
Speaker 11: And he said, yes, Oh wait, tell my sister. She's ugly.
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, the point is to like imagine her
Speaker 3: as not a sister.
Speaker 11: There's no right to answer for that. They're only wrong
Speaker 11: that he has a point.
Speaker 5: Why is doctor Phil asking this question? You want the juice, dude,
Speaker 5: you want the drama on the show.
Speaker 3: I think, if anything, it proves that Chris is a
Speaker 3: gentleman because he knows how to compliment a lady as
Speaker 3: that is a stress.
Speaker 19: Being attracted to someone and complimenting them are two different things.
Speaker 11: Your sister, But what am I supposed to say? She's pretty?
Speaker 11: Just just not my type? I mean that's.
Speaker 13: I don't look at my sister like that.
Speaker 11: I don't know I would be a sister like that.
Speaker 3: The point was doctor Phil said, pretend it's not your sister.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe Doctor Phil should book both of
Speaker 3: you for a new show.
Speaker 19: Are you kidding me to get out of here?
Speaker 4: We need one more chance?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys just need one date to build a
Speaker 3: little bit more drama between you.
Speaker 19: I know what drama I don't want, don't it was?
Speaker 4: It wasn't drama though. It was just a misunderstanding a
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 11: That drama came from. You've seen it.
Speaker 19: Yeah, like he purposely misread me.
Speaker 4: So he didn't he did? He did.
Speaker 13: He wanted to be cool.
Speaker 19: He wanted to say that he was popular, or he
Speaker 19: had some type of fame. I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 11: And who's going to try to brag by saying there
Speaker 11: on doctor film.
Speaker 19: You don't say you are doctor Phil.
Speaker 11: You said you, that's right, I did not. I said
Speaker 11: I was a TV.
Speaker 19: Right, you're on TV when your stripperss sister you were
Speaker 19: attracted to if you.
Speaker 11: Needed a job. I'm not attracted her like that, like she's.
Speaker 10: A pretty girl.
Speaker 3: I think he's made it pretty clear here, Tiffany, he's
Speaker 3: not attracted to his sister.
Speaker 1: He is attracted to you.
Speaker 11: Though.
Speaker 5: To prove that.
Speaker 11: The girl's married and doesn't strip and come on question
Speaker 11: makes her less attractive.
Speaker 3: What we would like to send you, Tiffany on a
Speaker 3: date with this TV star who is one hundred percent
Speaker 3: not attracted to his real sister anymore?
Speaker 13: Anymore?
Speaker 19: When did he start being attracted there? I don't know
Speaker 19: what it is a joke.
Speaker 4: He doesn't like drama, Tiffy, give you another chance. He
Speaker 4: sounds like a cool dude.
Speaker 3: We can find out if he's really an honest guy
Speaker 3: or not. Right now, I'm just gonna ask you, unquestioned, Chris,
Speaker 3: are you attracted to my co host Brooke?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 11: I mean? I think she is a very attractive lady.
Speaker 1: I can't trust this guy. I'm with you, Tiffany, cut
Speaker 1: and run, can't.
Speaker 9: Trust this sty away from shows.
Speaker 3: Rooking Jeffrey in the morning, Man, I know we were
Speaker 3: kind of joking about it, but I'm serious. I actually
Speaker 3: think having those two on a Doctor Phil episode would
Speaker 3: be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think funnier than the stripper sister.
Speaker 1: Just hereing the vicker back and forth. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: TV gold.
Speaker 6: And I do like how honest he is about all
Speaker 6: his questioning, you know, even when asked if you thought
Speaker 6: his sister was attractive.
Speaker 1: That's all you can ask for.
Speaker 3: And after we recorded that second date behind the scenes,
Speaker 3: I did confirm that Jose has a sister, So I
Speaker 3: asked him if she wasn't his sister, would he be
Speaker 3: attracted to her? And to his credit, he was very
Speaker 3: grossed out by that. No, she's not his type.
Speaker 4: I think that's the thing with siblings.
Speaker 6: It's okay to say that that that your other sibling
Speaker 6: isn't attracted exactly, but.
Speaker 1: His mom that was a different story.
Speaker 5: Don't get me going mama like okay.
Speaker 1: Mam, okay, if she wasn't your mom, let me be clear.
Speaker 5: Answer.
Speaker 1: I thought it was assumed.
Speaker 7: It's not.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jose's mom better check her d M. A little
Speaker 1: bit later, he's got a message coming.
Speaker 9: He mama doesn't know how to check her DM.
Speaker 5: Actually, I think mama needs the block her.
Speaker 7: So yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we just kind of with a fun new
Speaker 1: party game though, that you can play. It's called if
Speaker 1: She Wasn't your sister has.
Speaker 5: They're like twelve one of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the legal one. I mean that's fair enough.
Speaker 1: No, you can stop at first base.
Speaker 3: You don't go any farther the Okay, we hope you're
Speaker 3: listening anyway. If ever you want to get a second
Speaker 3: date update, or just be really grossed down by a
Speaker 3: few minutes of us talking to you, email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who wasn't calling me.
Speaker 7: Down brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We're only a month or so away from the start
Speaker 3: of the holidays. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. But
Speaker 3: sure earlier and earlier.
Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, it's not a month away.
Speaker 3: Okay, summer, you're going to be late to the holidays
Speaker 3: this year, Brook, if you don't get on it now,
Speaker 3: our listeners are always tuning in every year during July
Speaker 3: to get hot ideas for Christmas presents. And you know
Speaker 3: the latest trend right now is quirky scented candles to
Speaker 3: give to all your friends or your family members. Like
Speaker 3: the shake Shack candle that smells like.
Speaker 1: A burger in the park.
Speaker 4: How disgusting though, Or the Candeles soup.
Speaker 3: Candle that smells like tomato and grilled cheese. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: or the Ikea candle that smells like sweetish frustration.
Speaker 4: My best friend got me a wop candle.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm afraid that. Sure, well, I have a
Speaker 3: new one for you. And this isn't your grandma's old
Speaker 3: quirky candle?
Speaker 5: All right, okay, what is it?
Speaker 3: Because General Mills just announced they're turning five of their
Speaker 3: most popular breakfast cereals into candles, specifically cinnamon toast crush,
Speaker 3: Lucky Charms Tricks, Cocoa Puffs, and honeynut Cheerios.
Speaker 4: Tricks smell like though just I mean, I'm sorry, yeah, lucky.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Selling all these at Target, who says candles are now
Speaker 3: their biggest growing household item in their store.
Speaker 9: Can you imagine intimate time and you're like, hey, baby,
Speaker 9: let me like.
Speaker 7: The fruit.
Speaker 4: Coco puffs type of girl.
Speaker 3: You are dirty girl, So you're gonna have to really
Speaker 3: search for them at Target because they now have nine
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty five different types of candles on shale
Speaker 3: target at Target, Yeah, because they close down all the
Speaker 3: mall candle shots.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine if what target goes up in flames,
Speaker 6: it's gonna smell delicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh it's so good smell that fire from a
Speaker 4: mile away.
Speaker 3: But to all you adults out there listening in your
Speaker 3: elf pajamas sipping your peppermint mochas, right now, you are welcome.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Jolly Jeffy just gave you a treat for your nostrils. Okay,
Speaker 3: now I got a treat for your ears when we
Speaker 3: do Laser Stories next. It's the radio segment that challenged
Speaker 3: the Mona Lisa to a staring contest in one Wait,
Speaker 3: how what.
Speaker 1: Yo, Lisa?
Speaker 3: Next time, I'll bring that weak Italian sauce when you
Speaker 3: face Laser Stories segment where we'd read weird news stories
Speaker 3: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 3: have a laser. Those other craft Wacaroni's just this first
Speaker 3: laser story is out of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Sean Benward and
Speaker 3: his assistant, Yvonne, arrived at a local casino separately, but
Speaker 3: they both found their way to the same roulette table.
Speaker 11: About to go down.
Speaker 4: Fancy if he has an assistant.
Speaker 3: The dealer had no idea what was happening, or that
Speaker 3: the pair even knew each other, so after the ball
Speaker 3: was dropped into the roulette wheel, Yvonne distracted him, giving
Speaker 3: Sean ample time to make his move.
Speaker 9: What did he do?
Speaker 3: See, Sean isn't just a normal guy with a regular job.
Speaker 3: He's known in some circles as Sean the Great, who's
Speaker 3: a magician and illusionist.
Speaker 5: I thought the job Are you joking me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just enough time to swiftly place his bet on
Speaker 3: the winning number.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And then he cut Yvonne in half, which was really awkward.
Speaker 9: The whole the doves flew out under the table.
Speaker 1: And their plan worked.
Speaker 3: The couple allegedly tried out the scam five times over
Speaker 3: a twenty four hour period, and they racked up the
Speaker 3: winnings every time, walking away with over ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 9: I was going to ask how much they were betting.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine like I'd like to put one million
Speaker 2: dollars on this one number into the Swan gay Bye.
Speaker 3: After reviewing the security footage, authorities caught onto their slighted
Speaker 3: hand trick and both were promptly arrested.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: You got to do a little bit amount from each casino,
Speaker 6: not a big chunk for more casino.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish my grandfather would have taught me some
Speaker 4: magic tricks.
Speaker 3: The third degree felonies carry up to seven years in
Speaker 3: prison and fifteen grand in fines.
Speaker 9: Oh that's not even how much they won.
Speaker 5: They got ten covered of it, right, But Sean.
Speaker 1: Is in a little more trouble.
Speaker 3: The magician drove to the casino on a suspended license,
Speaker 3: so they charged him with that as well.
Speaker 4: That's like insulted injury.
Speaker 5: Doesn't it feel like that.
Speaker 1: Was at another ten days onto a seven year sentence?
Speaker 5: Was it necessary?
Speaker 11: This?
Speaker 3: Next laser stories out of social media one oh one.
Speaker 3: A woman on TikTok suspected that her boyfriend was still
Speaker 3: going to strip clubs even after he promised.
Speaker 1: Her he'd stop.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sounds about right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she came up with a plan.
Speaker 3: She put a tracker on his car and saw that
Speaker 3: he was in fact going to a strip club and
Speaker 3: followed him there.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, he'll still have an excuse when she pulled.
Speaker 4: Absolutely just getting my buddy. He was like in trouble
Speaker 4: and I gotta go help him.
Speaker 3: But she didn't just confront him. She had a different idea.
Speaker 3: The lady stripped down to just her bra and put
Speaker 3: on a thong that one of the dancers gave her.
Speaker 3: She had the girls give her a few pointers, and
Speaker 3: then jumped up on stage.
Speaker 5: This is awesome.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 9: Get down from there. I don't want everyone seeing you
Speaker 9: like that.
Speaker 4: Even that her, he's like true, come true.
Speaker 3: She walked over to her boyfriend and said, you want
Speaker 3: to show, babe, watch this show.
Speaker 1: So he was pretty upset, but she didn't care. She says.
Speaker 3: She danced around for some of the other guys, flipped
Speaker 3: him off and grabbed the microphone, saying he would never
Speaker 3: see her again.
Speaker 9: That's a way to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope she made a lot of money too.
Speaker 4: Definitely got some like trauma from the strip club.
Speaker 9: Now he's probably confused, like I'm so mad and so
Speaker 9: turned on.
Speaker 11: Too.
Speaker 1: She says she made one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: In tips dance and it's not bad for a rookie.
Speaker 1: The owner even offered her a job. Who but she's
Speaker 1: done stripping.
Speaker 3: The woman says it was a one time thing and
Speaker 3: she did it just to end things with her boyfriend
Speaker 3: and of course for the great TikTok yah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and the hundred bucks paid for her gas to
Speaker 9: go back home. Perfect.
Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of flying cars and life
Speaker 3: on Mars School. Between the surgeon popularity of electric vehicles
Speaker 3: to robots serving burgers, it's quite apparent we are now.
Speaker 1: Living in the future.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 3: Enter a company called Piazo Fast Forward, a robotics business
Speaker 3: that's quote building a first of their kind cargo carrying.
Speaker 4: Robots like a semi trush.
Speaker 1: Show you the pictures.
Speaker 3: According to the site, the small wheels droid follows you
Speaker 3: around and communicates through colored lights and lighting patterns.
Speaker 7: Cue.
Speaker 9: It looks like a Chevy R two D two.
Speaker 6: Yeah if you put all your stuff on it and
Speaker 6: suddenly like backpacks with wheels are cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It kind of looks like a suitcase, but just like
Speaker 3: a big round suitcase that calls you around like a
Speaker 3: hard shell.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and big wheels.
Speaker 3: For example, you can take your little twenty pound buddy
Speaker 3: to the farmer's market, then tap.
Speaker 1: His hood to open them up and put all your food.
Speaker 9: Inside all these fresh radishes.
Speaker 3: It has storage capabilities without having to fuss over multiple
Speaker 3: shopping bags, and it takes the strain out of lugging
Speaker 3: around any other cargo. But the question a lot of
Speaker 3: people have on the site is would the little guy
Speaker 3: be able to avoid stuff like poles, mailboxes, dog droppings.
Speaker 9: She's a good babysitter, you throw your kids in here
Speaker 9: around or anything.
Speaker 3: The company says it's working on perfecting it when it
Speaker 3: comes to obstacles, and others are saying that we're finally
Speaker 3: living in a Pixar movie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it feels like so cool until the battery runs
Speaker 6: out and you have to carry it home half a mile.
Speaker 1: His next lazer stories out of Breakup Headquarters.
Speaker 3: A new study was just released that explored the job
Speaker 3: types and individual occupations that see the highest divorce rates.
Speaker 3: No surprise, bartenders and weightstaff top the list.
Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I mean the hours alone would kill a relationship on
Speaker 4: weekends too.
Speaker 3: No, bartenders have a divorce rate of four point three
Speaker 3: four percent, while weight staff have a divorce rate of
Speaker 3: three point four Those are over double the national average.
Speaker 4: It I'm not good with percentages, but it sounds badah.
Speaker 3: And when it comes to types of jobs, military specific
Speaker 3: occupations like soldiers and such are next, then healthcare support
Speaker 3: like nurses or nurses aids, along with food service workers.
Speaker 5: Craamy, look at that, you guys.
Speaker 4: For once you gave me a divorce survey where I'm
Speaker 4: not in it all right, I.
Speaker 9: Can't get a date, but your marriage all last forever.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, heating and cooling mechanics are next, along with receptionists
Speaker 3: and clerks, rounding out the top five in cheaters.
Speaker 4: So your hvac guy is and lady is.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because you have to always ask is it.
Speaker 2: Hot in here?
Speaker 4: It's a pickup line, no matter, I see, I see.
Speaker 5: It's just a.
Speaker 1: Miscommunication for both women and men.
Speaker 3: The three jobs that are least likely to get a
Speaker 3: divorce are clergy, pastors and ministers. You know, farmers and ranchers.
Speaker 9: They're so isolated.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 1: And then physicians, well, then they make so much.
Speaker 5: Money they probably divorcee.
Speaker 3: I know one guy who believes in forever love and
Speaker 3: he doesn't care what profession his partner has as long
Speaker 3: as it's not a shoe salesman. Then there could be
Speaker 3: some bumps in the road. Oh yeah, that sound means
Speaker 3: laser stores have come to an end for the day.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it again the same time on Friday.
Speaker 1: Broke gotta say you've been hot, lady.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm always hot.
Speaker 1: Not physically but competitively.
Speaker 19: It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: And Jeff hits on me, I know, saying you're on
Speaker 3: a hot streak going for twenty five wins in a row.
Speaker 1: That was all I was saying.
Speaker 5: Say I'm hot again.
Speaker 1: That's all you heard what you wanted to hear.
Speaker 4: Weird contact.
Speaker 3: We'll see if you can keep the streak going against
Speaker 3: Jason from Tacoma. Jason, what's up man?
Speaker 7: Not much how you guys doing ja?
Speaker 4: But how hot are you?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 11: What's pretty hot? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What scale are we talking?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Washington eighty.
Speaker 9: That just means you're like in LA four y e.
Speaker 11: Alright.
Speaker 3: We're gonna sending Brook out of the studio to cool
Speaker 3: down a little bit while that happens, you know how Okay,
Speaker 3: bro get out there. You know the game works. Chason,
Speaker 3: you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you could say past, but
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke.
Speaker 1: Outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. The first
Speaker 3: shopping cart was patented on this day in what decade?
Speaker 11: Uh, nineteen forties?
Speaker 1: What city?
Speaker 3: In what city is the Kentucky Derby held each year?
Speaker 3: What character does bennettict Cumberbatch play in the Marvel films?
Speaker 11: Pass?
Speaker 3: One pint of milk is the equivalent of how many
Speaker 3: cups too? Which of these is a real necktie? Not
Speaker 3: Carrick Bend, Steve Adore or a foreign hand?
Speaker 11: Foreign hand?
Speaker 3: If you can tell if an egg is bad, if
Speaker 3: it does what in water? Floats or sinks floats? Let's
Speaker 3: bring Brooke back into the studio and Jason, it says
Speaker 3: on my phone screen to hear that you went to
Speaker 3: Mexico recently.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we went down to Cabo for my daughter's graduation
Speaker 11: a few months ago.
Speaker 4: Wait, she graduated in Cabo. That's why I just heard.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, she graduated here, but we took her
Speaker 11: and friends down to Cabo.
Speaker 9: Was it like kindergarten graduation?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 9: How big of a YEA.
Speaker 6: I would do Mausolon without my parents right after high
Speaker 6: school graduation great for me, would not recommend for my
Speaker 6: own children.
Speaker 1: That's some good advice. Do you have any advice, Jason
Speaker 1: for people going to Cabo?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Don't give anybody money up front.
Speaker 1: Payment is optional. All right, your turn? You ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The first shopping cart was patented
Speaker 3: on this day, in what decades? For in what city
Speaker 3: is the Kentucky Derby held each year? What character does
Speaker 3: Benedict Cumberbatch play in the Marvel films past?
Speaker 1: One pint of milk is the equivalent of how many cups?
Speaker 11: Eight?
Speaker 1: Which of these is a real necktime? Not Carrick Bend, Steve.
Speaker 3: Adore or a foreign hand Steve Adore. You can tell
Speaker 3: if an egg is bad if it does what in water?
Speaker 3: Floats or sinks? All right, I got the answers in.
Speaker 3: We're going to the scoreboard to see how you did
Speaker 3: with Jose your pants.
Speaker 1: I don't even know your name.
Speaker 9: Jason.
Speaker 4: You great, my guy, You got four correctly, he may
Speaker 4: have gotten me Brook.
Speaker 2: You did get the same amount of questions and you
Speaker 2: got gun you going on two.
Speaker 3: We comes to and has congratulations, well done.
Speaker 4: God, I got too full of myself. I can't be
Speaker 4: hot anymore.
Speaker 5: Brooke tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers here.
Speaker 3: The first shopping cart was patented on this day in
Speaker 3: the nineteen thirties. Close a Long Time in the Kentucky
Speaker 3: Derby is held each year in Louisville, Kentucky since eighteen
Speaker 3: seventy five. Bennett Cumberbatch plays Doctor Strange in the Marvel films.
Speaker 3: One pint of milk is equal to two cups, so
Speaker 3: don't eat any of Brooks cooking heavy on the days.
Speaker 9: Ess all milk.
Speaker 6: You guys would believe how many conversions I have to
Speaker 6: google when I'm looking terrible with those things.
Speaker 3: Google between Krrick Ben Stevedore or foreign hand foeg in
Speaker 3: hand is the real necktie?
Speaker 11: Not?
Speaker 4: Why would I know that?
Speaker 1: And you can tell if an egg is bad if
Speaker 1: it floats in water.
Speaker 9: If it floats, it's bad. Yeah, it should always sink
Speaker 9: and be at the.
Speaker 1: Bottom because it's bad. It's letting out like gas and
Speaker 1: air inside, so it should not be floating.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's gases inside.
Speaker 1: So congratulations man, thanks for playing. We'll do Windbrooks Box
Speaker 1: same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.
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