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Speaker 2: got a radio show man. Clear indication of how God
Speaker 2: can do some unexpected, wonderful things for you, how he
Speaker 2: leads your life in directions that you never ever saw coming.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I was talking with somebody the other day and they
Speaker 2: were talking about how man, they were young and they
Speaker 2: were doing things, and they never knew that the things
Speaker 2: that they were doing as a youngster would come and
Speaker 2: help help form who they were today as an adult.
Speaker 2: This guy is fifty years old. And you know the
Speaker 2: same thing for you. If you look back on your
Speaker 2: life and all of the things that you've done, it
Speaker 2: helped shape you into who you are now. This is
Speaker 2: provided now that you take the positive approach. Now when
Speaker 2: I say look back at your life and see what
Speaker 2: you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the misfortunate moments,
Speaker 2: because the misfortunate moments were necessary.
Speaker 6: I know it.
Speaker 2: It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
Speaker 2: but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
Speaker 2: makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
Speaker 2: makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
Speaker 2: it's cold.
Speaker 6: Is rain in our side.
Speaker 2: What really makes you appreciate when you're up, it's because
Speaker 2: you've been down. See if you were up all the time,
Speaker 2: just the nature of us as human beings, we would
Speaker 2: lose our appreciation for it because it becomes case arrah.
Speaker 6: Whatever it is, what it is, what it is.
Speaker 2: I'm just what you take it for granted, it becomes expected.
Speaker 2: But what happens in life is it has so many
Speaker 2: twisting turns, and then you learn how to deal with
Speaker 2: those twisting turns, which makes you now a more experienced person.
Speaker 2: And then when the sunny days come, man, you go, wow,
Speaker 2: it's really nice outside. You really want to appreciate how
Speaker 2: warm weather. Just stay in a bunch of cold weather
Speaker 2: all the time. You know what I'm saying. I'm just
Speaker 2: this is really simple and now allowing the analogies, but
Speaker 2: it helps you along the way. Now here's what I
Speaker 2: came to say today to everybody out there.
Speaker 6: And this has helped me in my life.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you what it's done for me, but
Speaker 2: a lot of people are struggling with moving forward with
Speaker 2: their future. Their future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations,
Speaker 2: their future hopes, their future dreams, just simply your future wants.
Speaker 6: A lot of people try.
Speaker 2: I have a hard time mapping out their future, even
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do, what I'm gonna be, what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make, how I'm or go about it?
Speaker 6: What do I do next? I want to share something
Speaker 6: with you that I had.
Speaker 2: To come to terms with the quickest way to lose
Speaker 2: focus on your future is to keep focusing on your past.
Speaker 6: You know, It's like I said at the beginning.
Speaker 2: You know, when I say It's wonderful to look at
Speaker 2: your life and review it, because if you look at it,
Speaker 2: it'll tell you it really helped shape inform you today
Speaker 2: as the person you are now. If you look at
Speaker 2: it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in
Speaker 2: harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that
Speaker 2: keeps you from seeing the good in the incident. Every
Speaker 2: bad thing that's happened to you, that was a silver
Speaker 2: lining behind it.
Speaker 6: I know people who were on.
Speaker 2: Drugs who finally, man just got sent to prison for
Speaker 2: stealing because of their habit had sold dope. Well, he
Speaker 2: went to prison. He told me one time, he says Steve.
Speaker 2: He said, man, this is the best thing ever happened
Speaker 2: to me to save my life. Now, most people would think,
Speaker 2: how in the world is going to prison helpful for you?
Speaker 2: The brother said, it saved my life. First of all,
Speaker 2: it got me clean. He said, I've been clean for
Speaker 2: five years from sitting in here. That's for starters. I'm clean.
Speaker 2: I ain't stealing no more. I ain't putting myself in jeopardy,
Speaker 2: and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.
Speaker 6: He said.
Speaker 2: Now, man, I done went to college. I done got
Speaker 2: a college degree. While I'm in here. Then he was
Speaker 2: released from prison, and the brother's life was completely turned around.
Speaker 2: He married, he got a family, he got a great job.
Speaker 2: He go to work every day. He's a productive citizen.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
Speaker 2: and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
Speaker 2: life he had taken for granted and was missing because
Speaker 2: he said, man, my life was just in a blur.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
Speaker 2: Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what
Speaker 2: I mean. Even in your missteps in life, there is
Speaker 2: a purpose for the missteps.
Speaker 6: Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.
Speaker 6: See what I.
Speaker 2: Had to do was I had to learn that all
Speaker 2: of my failures taught me how to get back up.
Speaker 2: So I became a very strong and tough person in
Speaker 2: getting back up. And then I was down and out
Speaker 2: so long that it taught me how to really appreciate
Speaker 2: that up. And so I've taken all of that and
Speaker 2: used it. Those experiences that happened to me, and I
Speaker 2: became a more experienced person.
Speaker 6: So next time when.
Speaker 2: People talk about me who don't know me, it don't
Speaker 2: shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man, you
Speaker 2: might as well go and get on this train right now.
Speaker 2: And so what I'm saying to you out there is
Speaker 2: the quickest way to lose focus on your future is
Speaker 2: to keep focusing on your past. Let it go. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing. I know
Speaker 2: it's hard to break up because now you're loaning you
Speaker 2: by yourself. But man, but wasn't you in misery when
Speaker 2: you was in that? Weren't you in complete misery in that?
Speaker 2: Now you kept asking God to fix it. But it
Speaker 2: takes two people to fix a relationship. It don't just
Speaker 2: take one. It take two to make a thing go right.
Speaker 2: It take two to make it out of sight. You
Speaker 2: really do have to have two people wanting a relationship
Speaker 2: to work. It can't just be one person won a relationship.
Speaker 2: So you can pray about the relationship all you want.
Speaker 2: If the other person don't want you no more, it
Speaker 2: ain't gonna act right. You can't make him do that.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't make her do that. But you steady
Speaker 2: asking God for a new relationship. But you are yet
Speaker 2: to be grateful that you are in a position to
Speaker 2: have a relationship. And you keep harping on the past.
Speaker 2: You don't think you hear that. I'm just a dude
Speaker 2: with a show and I hear it all the time.
Speaker 2: Let it go, go forward.
Speaker 6: It's over.
Speaker 2: You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
Speaker 2: you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and
Speaker 2: making it the cross around your neck when clearly he
Speaker 2: had removed it for you.
Speaker 6: Now, all you got to do is come on.
Speaker 2: So if you sitting behind them walls, brothers and sisters,
Speaker 2: I'm talking directly to you sometimes. Man, you just got
Speaker 2: to get it right. All this repeat of fender business,
Speaker 2: that's for?
Speaker 6: Who is that for?
Speaker 2: How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
Speaker 2: back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets,
Speaker 2: do the right thing. Ask God to help connect you.
Speaker 2: He could do anything. You think he can't give you
Speaker 2: a job? Are you serious?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all. Let
Speaker 6: it go.
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Speaker 2: That's what's gonna be happening today. Warning Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 11: Hey, good morning Steve. Thanks for the warning. Thanks call
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Speaker 12: I'm ready, I guess good morning again, JR.
Speaker 10: Yayyyy, Tommy, one more time, were about to pop the
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Speaker 2: Now what you have been worn? Welcome to the ride. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 6: Man. All right, well Thursday, y'all scared, y' all I
Speaker 6: want to talk.
Speaker 11: About No, No, I'm not. I'm myself.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because if I know what vintage Steve Harvey is, I.
Speaker 11: Know it's embarrassing. That's what it is.
Speaker 2: You know, And that's that's a good thing. Sometimes you
Speaker 2: need that in your life, some embarrassing moment. My mama
Speaker 2: used to tell me that when we go to church,
Speaker 2: don't embarrass me. And I sit my ass right over
Speaker 2: there and do it, mouth full of candy, spit it out,
Speaker 2: laughing at the visiting past. I didn't think nobody could preach,
Speaker 2: but Bishop James L. Harton anybody else was a comedy
Speaker 2: routine to be here. That was just came, he snorted.
Speaker 6: I believe a god I would one day come back.
Speaker 2: We would all be in the health and we all
Speaker 2: you know, we're right, boy Floyd the ho was that.
Speaker 6: The third snort? Paul Walker and butcher boy cousin.
Speaker 2: We was leaving on E show to laugh and I
Speaker 2: had so much cand here my mom. You know, I
Speaker 2: was trying to keep my mouth prosing of chewing candy
Speaker 2: so my mama couldn't see our head, candid juice all
Speaker 2: down and crack of Mama. I was dripping on my suit,
Speaker 2: was laughing so hard.
Speaker 11: My embarrassed her. She asked you not to. All right, listen,
Speaker 11: we got to move on, sir.
Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 7: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
Speaker 7: right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, guys, it is time now to run that
Speaker 7: prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 11: What you got f the church.
Speaker 8: Parking lot here it is, Come on care.
Speaker 13: Hello, this is Brendan.
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, Brendan, Hey, trying to reach you. How you
Speaker 10: doing uh Britain. I want to make sure I got
Speaker 10: the right person. You're the person that uh you work
Speaker 10: at the at the first of all, I go to
Speaker 10: uh my name, my name is Calvin, got brother Calvin.
Speaker 10: But I go to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church where
Speaker 10: you yeah?
Speaker 13: So yeah, so everything all right.
Speaker 10: Everything fine, Well, I got a little issue and I'm
Speaker 10: trying to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 10: You work in the before service start. You work in
Speaker 10: the parking lot on and yeah yeah, and you tell
Speaker 10: people where the park and stuff right right, right, what.
Speaker 13: You looking for some employment? You want to you want
Speaker 13: to join us?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, what to see the issue I got, man,
Speaker 10: I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
Speaker 10: months now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 10: So the problem is when I come to the church
Speaker 10: last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
Speaker 10: like my my my my regular card and broke down
Speaker 10: on me. So I had I got an old van that.
Speaker 13: I've been about that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you know, I got old van and I've
Speaker 8: been using to get around in.
Speaker 10: So now for the last two months, I've been riding
Speaker 10: in it when I come into the church. You know
Speaker 10: you and I find out who you were, but you
Speaker 10: keep sending me to the back of the parking lot.
Speaker 10: And then but you know I noticed, now, no, brother,
Speaker 10: not on the real So you sending me to the back,
Speaker 10: and I'm noticing when I see cars that's like two ten,
Speaker 10: twenty fifteen cars.
Speaker 13: Well, brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
Speaker 13: where we put model car. You know, I just direct
Speaker 13: the traffic.
Speaker 10: Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me. For
Speaker 10: the last two months, you just direct traffic. But you
Speaker 10: got but you directed me to the back every time.
Speaker 10: But a car behind me or a car in front
Speaker 10: of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 13: Now where you getting this information from me?
Speaker 10: I didn't seen you man or send people to the
Speaker 10: front to park. I hadn't seen you do.
Speaker 13: No. No, I just I just put you know, the
Speaker 13: bigger vehicles in the in the back and uh certain
Speaker 13: you know it's really no schedule if if you come in,
Speaker 13: I just I just direct you to the right of
Speaker 13: the left. It's really nothing to it.
Speaker 10: Really, So you're not trying to say so my my
Speaker 10: van being raggedy ain't the reason why I'm.
Speaker 13: Be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what
Speaker 13: we're about. Now, Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Speaker 13: I mean, so I guess this Sunday.
Speaker 10: Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday, Michael,
Speaker 10: make sure, no, no, let me tell you right now
Speaker 10: when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 10: you right now, if I get sent to the back,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be no,
Speaker 10: it's gonna be a problem if I get.
Speaker 8: Sent to the back.
Speaker 13: You know, now, you don't have to cuss up. Just this,
Speaker 13: calm down, it's not it's not that serious.
Speaker 10: No, it is serious. See what already know. I know
Speaker 10: I got a ragged ass van.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 10: I know that, but I see that's the reason why
Speaker 10: I'm getting sent to the back. And I know it
Speaker 10: because the car I had before y'all were sending me
Speaker 10: up front.
Speaker 8: So already know. I'm just saying.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 10: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
Speaker 10: the back.
Speaker 13: Brother, you just singled me out, and no, no, or
Speaker 13: did you?
Speaker 10: I didn't single you out? You you are the person
Speaker 10: that has been sending me to the back, Dude, No,
Speaker 10: I haven't. Hey, man, why you keep Why are you
Speaker 10: sending it?
Speaker 13: Why are you accusing me?
Speaker 8: I'm thank because I didn't seen it.
Speaker 14: No you are.
Speaker 13: You're calling me. You're calling me out of the blue,
Speaker 13: and you accuse me of something that I'm not doing.
Speaker 8: No, No, you just sent my ragged ass band to
Speaker 8: the back.
Speaker 10: You dodnet done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
Speaker 10: you have.
Speaker 13: Done having Yes, you have.
Speaker 10: You sent all the Preda cars up front. That's what
Speaker 10: you're doing. But I tell you what comes sound is
Speaker 10: gonna build a problem.
Speaker 8: You're threatened me.
Speaker 13: I mean now now listen, we we we can meet
Speaker 13: up at it. We can meet up there to be
Speaker 13: for any cars get there? How about that?
Speaker 8: I don't care how you want to do it, Brendon.
Speaker 13: You actually do know how you want to do it,
Speaker 13: So bring it then.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm letting you know my car, yea, my van
Speaker 8: gonna build.
Speaker 13: Frock comes give bent get band. It's me and you.
Speaker 13: How about that? You want you you want to talk
Speaker 13: to Tony stuff?
Speaker 8: Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 13: So now like you already did so, I guess I'm.
Speaker 8: Making Okay, Well, no, I'm going to call.
Speaker 13: Listen, brother, brother, listen, you're not gonna call my phone
Speaker 13: and threaten me and tell me what you what you
Speaker 13: think I did? When I didn't do it.
Speaker 10: I told you, man, you've been sending me to the
Speaker 10: damn back man.
Speaker 13: That's what we passed, what you thought.
Speaker 8: Okay, that's what it is. No, it's what I know.
Speaker 8: It's what I know, Brendan, it's what I know. Okay,
Speaker 8: you didn't you didn't sit where you're at right now. Okay,
Speaker 8: you know you know work, you know what. I'll tell
Speaker 8: you what you are right now, Come sunny. That's it's
Speaker 8: damn brend.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about what
Speaker 13: you're doing right now?
Speaker 8: What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
Speaker 8: work right now?
Speaker 13: Ohh So you at work calling me about some bull
Speaker 13: parking spot?
Speaker 8: Oh okay, Oh look at the cussing Christian.
Speaker 13: Now look at you. No, look at the cuss No
Speaker 13: you no, no, no, matter of fact you Okay, if
Speaker 13: you want to do something, let's do it now.
Speaker 8: Parking lot.
Speaker 13: I don't I don't care.
Speaker 8: We'll be at okay.
Speaker 13: Okay, that's one thing you're not gonna do.
Speaker 6: Is this just me?
Speaker 13: I'm telling you that right now, Brother, Calvin, you bring,
Speaker 13: I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
Speaker 13: You don't know who you with? Okay. I didn't been
Speaker 13: locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church
Speaker 13: trying to get my life together. And you said you're
Speaker 13: just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
Speaker 13: I'm gonna tell you that right now. So if you
Speaker 13: want to get it off, meet me in the parking
Speaker 13: lot right now. I give you an hour to get
Speaker 13: there your piece tonight.
Speaker 10: Now you're trying to scare me with your God, with
Speaker 10: your background. What it is you're trying to scare me
Speaker 10: with your background or something like EVI then you I
Speaker 10: ain't know you had been in jail.
Speaker 13: With the wrong one.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna say this. Do you know Lester that
Speaker 10: that also want he also had a cars parking.
Speaker 13: Would you dry by yourself out of this you're talking
Speaker 13: about I know a lesser?
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
Speaker 10: call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Speaker 10: Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot, got
Speaker 10: me the front from the car. Yeah, I brought the
Speaker 10: lockdown out there?
Speaker 8: You man? Did I bring the lockdown out there?
Speaker 13: Strangles? Y'all got me out here talking recklessly. I should
Speaker 13: have cast it this way.
Speaker 10: By hanging there, bro, and then do this for me, man,
Speaker 10: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
Speaker 10: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 13: Man, It's Steve Harvey Radio.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 10: Hey, man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up in
Speaker 10: a van, show them some love, baby, show them some love.
Speaker 13: I might have to call out just wed, my heart
Speaker 13: can't take you.
Speaker 11: I know where you're going.
Speaker 7: Coming up next, it is Ask the Clo with our
Speaker 7: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the Building for your
Speaker 7: Love Questions. Right you're listening, shoot Steve Harvey Morning show
Speaker 7: Time Now for Usk the Clo. This one is from
Speaker 7: Frida in Jacksonville. I'm a twenty eight year old single woman,
Speaker 7: free to set and a man that lives in my
Speaker 7: apartment complex invited me to game night at his place.
Speaker 7: It was just the two of us and we played
Speaker 7: Uno and drank a lot of tequila. The rules were,
Speaker 7: whoever loses has to take off, you know, a piece
Speaker 7: of clothes. Okay, I lost two games and I ended
Speaker 7: up in my panties and my bra. When it got late,
Speaker 7: he told me to get dressed so he could walk
Speaker 7: me home. Nothing happened, not even a kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 7: Was he turned off by me?
Speaker 11: Or was he being a gentleman?
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about a couple days. They're I don't know, naked,
Speaker 2: and you're sitting up in brown panties. He made up
Speaker 2: rule yeah, and when you took all your clothes off,
Speaker 2: he said, all right, that's it.
Speaker 6: Put everything on.
Speaker 1: You're pretty nice, Seela, see you some all the time.
Speaker 6: Well, let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: When you pulled your clothes off of you completely comfortable.
Speaker 11: At least she sounds like she was Steve.
Speaker 7: She was really Yeah, she said I lost two games
Speaker 7: and I ended up in my panties in bra.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well she didn't say if he lost any games.
Speaker 2: So let's just look at this. Let's take the road
Speaker 2: that I think. It depends if you're twenty eight, it
Speaker 2: depends on how old he is, If he over forty,
Speaker 2: it's game. Yeah, he played you and you just gonna
Speaker 2: he just gonna see where it would go. And he
Speaker 2: playing it. Now, next come on there and you take
Speaker 2: them off.
Speaker 6: I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: I can't promise you nothing, nothing to that if you
Speaker 2: come back up in there, if I invite you the
Speaker 2: game night again, and yeah, sure we ain't got to
Speaker 2: play no cards this time.
Speaker 6: All to be seeing one of them, that could be it.
Speaker 7: Well, she sounded like she was disappointed. Nothing happened, not
Speaker 7: even a kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 6: Well, you know.
Speaker 2: You just I haven't seen you, so only you can
Speaker 2: answer this question. But you could send us when you
Speaker 2: saw yourself sitting if you was him and you saw
Speaker 2: you sitting over there in some panties and a brawl
Speaker 2: twenty eight, what would you do twenty eight?
Speaker 11: At twenty eight.
Speaker 1: This sounds like it was really naked and afraid.
Speaker 8: It really do sound.
Speaker 2: Like when I was twenty eight, I wouldn't have given
Speaker 2: a damn what you look like it would have been.
Speaker 2: I would have felt obligated at this point your duty.
Speaker 2: This looks like something I must do.
Speaker 11: But how is she not fine at twenty eight?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 11: Twenty eight? Twenty eight?
Speaker 2: Some people ain't fine at Shirley, Shirley. When you graduated,
Speaker 2: you was about eighteen, as all of.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: When you went to your ten year reunion, did you
Speaker 2: not go what the hell?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, holy hell?
Speaker 11: At ten years years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lloyd Freeman.
Speaker 1: Looking a mess.
Speaker 6: Lloyd had full teeth missing in the front, all the top.
Speaker 10: Just ten years later, I'm going to tell you ain't
Speaker 10: get no tea for the reunion.
Speaker 7: Lauren in the DMV says, I'm in my mid thirty
Speaker 7: and I'm dating a fine man I met at church.
Speaker 7: We're both in the choir, and I had a question
Speaker 7: on him for a while, but then I heard he
Speaker 7: wasn't interested in females. Well, he asked me out a
Speaker 7: few months ago, and now we're dating. Other choir members
Speaker 7: give me the side eye when they see us together,
Speaker 7: and it makes me unsure about my man. We've had sex,
Speaker 7: so I know he's into me, But how can I
Speaker 7: tell if he's got other interests too?
Speaker 6: Well, everybody else knows you. That's it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not preaching to the choir.
Speaker 6: You in the choir and who looking at you?
Speaker 11: Side?
Speaker 15: Ay?
Speaker 11: All right now, choir members.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know he.
Speaker 2: Might be changing his ways, but he picked you to
Speaker 2: change with. Should it could have happened?
Speaker 7: Well? Mo and Gary Indiana says, I'm a forty four
Speaker 7: year old married woman and I need to know why
Speaker 7: my husband's underwear disappearing. He had started going back to
Speaker 7: the gym after work and when he gets home, he
Speaker 7: drops his clothes on the floor and he takes a shower.
Speaker 7: I've been picking up this man's clothes and washing them
Speaker 7: for nine years, and I can't figure out why some
Speaker 7: days there's no underwear on the floor or in his
Speaker 7: gym bag. My intuition says, something strange is going on,
Speaker 7: and he's hiding his underwear from me.
Speaker 2: What do you think no one or two things can
Speaker 2: be happening. I have taken off a pair of draws. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Well, I had to immediately take out back, tell them
Speaker 2: and start a fire.
Speaker 6: And get them draws off flame.
Speaker 2: I knew he held well not to put them in
Speaker 2: my mama washing machine. Yeah, but I was gonna spawn
Speaker 2: all the clothes in the water. Can't run up and
Speaker 2: down the floor playing basketball.
Speaker 6: Them things, and that would would ruin some things.
Speaker 2: Now the other other time, back in my wild days
Speaker 2: when I was wild, and yeah, some of them draws
Speaker 2: couldn't come back to the house.
Speaker 6: Either, because it just ever did.
Speaker 14: It?
Speaker 16: You know?
Speaker 6: Telling what's on these draws?
Speaker 10: Running that blue light over that.
Speaker 2: I can't explain nothing on these draws, hand prints, make up?
Speaker 6: Yeah, what is this stuff? I could not so Chamber
Speaker 6: two things.
Speaker 2: Are you either working out really hard he's embarrassed or
Speaker 2: he's working out real hard and he's in bad.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Clo.
Speaker 11: You're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, Jay, it is time for one of our
Speaker 7: favorite segments, comedy roulette.
Speaker 1: Why do we do that, Jay, because.
Speaker 17: Because juniors comedian comedian.
Speaker 1: Let's show number one.
Speaker 7: Things people say who've been in jail a long time.
Speaker 11: Okay, get this one, guys. Directions that black people give
Speaker 11: you all.
Speaker 7: Right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not getting
Speaker 7: a lot of sex all day, that for a hour.
Speaker 7: If you want, some people say, who don't have cable?
Speaker 7: That's another girl, all right.
Speaker 18: It's funny. Oh this is unusual.
Speaker 11: It's step down directions that black people get.
Speaker 1: Definitely, black people give different directions.
Speaker 11: What do you mean jay? Here though?
Speaker 17: What you want to do is do you know where
Speaker 17: the Baptist church used to be?
Speaker 6: You don't know where it.
Speaker 8: Used to be.
Speaker 17: You're not gonna find it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: I know a lot about this because I am.
Speaker 12: Black, so I do have a I do know some
Speaker 12: directions that black people here. This is also a direction
Speaker 12: when you back it up.
Speaker 8: Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come
Speaker 8: on back, come on, you.
Speaker 1: Come on, o union. You got it on this side? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on. Hold what you.
Speaker 8: Got that's what you're looking for right there, that's the
Speaker 8: whole what you got direction people give all Now, look,
Speaker 8: this is what you want to do.
Speaker 10: Now you want to go down here to the second
Speaker 10: stop time you're gonna mend the left right there, go
Speaker 10: down to the next block. I don't know what street
Speaker 10: that is, but go down to the next block. It's
Speaker 10: the store there. Go in that store and ask for Lucky,
Speaker 10: and Lucky know how to get.
Speaker 8: Come on, see.
Speaker 6: All is right down there across from Earl Neil.
Speaker 8: That's what people say.
Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, directions and black people give you jay.
Speaker 8: We're different with.
Speaker 17: You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna
Speaker 17: see an old man sitting on the porch. If he
Speaker 17: ain't on the porch, you just keep driving or wait
Speaker 17: till he come out, and then you make the left
Speaker 17: right there.
Speaker 1: You can't miss.
Speaker 11: It right during that.
Speaker 12: This is a direction step Black people give you what
Speaker 12: you mean. You don't know where we're at. We at
Speaker 12: the same place where Liddy was shot right there. How
Speaker 12: come you home with him? You've been when Liddy got shot.
Speaker 12: I was there, Keith was said down with that. We
Speaker 12: the exact same spot with when Liddy got shot. My god,
Speaker 12: this is what you want to do. Take this road,
Speaker 12: this road, Take this road, this road.
Speaker 6: It take this road.
Speaker 10: It you go down that road. Now this here is
Speaker 10: is uh asphalt. Now wait, do you see your dirt road.
Speaker 10: You see a dirt road that way, you make your right.
Speaker 10: You are to see the house coming up on the
Speaker 10: right side. If you go further than that, you might
Speaker 10: see a clan round and that means you went too far.
Speaker 8: You might want to back it up. You might want
Speaker 8: to back it up.
Speaker 1: Directions that black people give make enough.
Speaker 2: When you get down there and see the big black
Speaker 2: tree that got the squirrels in.
Speaker 1: It, and you got to be looking.
Speaker 17: The directions, Yes, he go here, go right here. How
Speaker 17: much gas you got in your car? Because you ain't
Speaker 17: gonna make it on half a tank. You're gonna need
Speaker 17: to have a whole full tank of gas.
Speaker 6: To get what.
Speaker 8: I got it.
Speaker 12: These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you
Speaker 12: coming to the Fan of Reunion, follow the north.
Speaker 8: Star till the run into Sherylf House.
Speaker 6: People.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, all right, you're trying to get your
Speaker 10: convention center. Thats where you're trying to go. Let me
Speaker 10: tell you what you need to do. I can't get
Speaker 10: you there, but I can get you there for them
Speaker 10: to do what I need.
Speaker 1: You to do.
Speaker 10: Take Maine, get your main if you go down nine
Speaker 10: uh uh the second street. I think commerce, commerce and name.
Speaker 10: It's a girl named Glitter. That's the prostitute right there
Speaker 10: on the car.
Speaker 4: Glitter.
Speaker 8: Get Glitter in that car and Glitter.
Speaker 6: Know how to get you to that convention.
Speaker 9: Thank you Glitter?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Direction, all right?
Speaker 2: You go all the way down now to you'll see
Speaker 2: black people no more. Then come back two blocks black people.
Speaker 6: Get it hig bigger, right.
Speaker 17: Kenny, Kenny, it's a man out hit lost.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know how to get that.
Speaker 2: Come out breath, Okay, Going down all the way to
Speaker 2: the rock, the rock. Get down at that rock, make
Speaker 2: a right pulling that gas station on that corner. Now,
Speaker 2: it's an old woman in there that's selling Barbyq sandwich.
Speaker 2: You got to buy a Barbyque sandwich from her.
Speaker 6: Then't ask her question where you're trying to.
Speaker 2: If you don't buy a sandwich, that's just gonna be
Speaker 2: stepping in there.
Speaker 7: And that lady concludes comedy Roulette for today.
Speaker 8: We'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show. All right, it is time now
Speaker 7: for a rounded. Would you rather, guys, would you rather
Speaker 7: have a missing tooth on the side or a full
Speaker 7: chest of gray hair?
Speaker 6: Give me b Yeah, I'm gonna take you want that, don't.
Speaker 2: Take that chest full of gray hair. I'm making sex
Speaker 2: out wear black shirts with it. Who salt? I got
Speaker 2: to have that tooth though. You know, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the wall where you can have a cigarette dangling off
Speaker 2: the side of your mouth in that flot.
Speaker 11: That is not sexy.
Speaker 8: That's a visual. We all got it right.
Speaker 6: Down, all right.
Speaker 7: Would you rather take a guaranteed five hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 7: Are guaranteed five hundred thousand dollars? Or would you rather
Speaker 7: a chance at getting one million dollars?
Speaker 8: Would they say?
Speaker 1: One hand be two in the bush.
Speaker 11: That's why, sure thing I can flip that.
Speaker 8: I'll take the hash.
Speaker 11: Can't make a die, make a nickel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna definitely take that hand.
Speaker 1: All right, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather have stinky breath or stinky feet?
Speaker 6: Yeah? B, I put them in them shoes I got,
Speaker 6: I got shoes. I get through fishing. I can't even
Speaker 6: take my damn.
Speaker 11: Boots off like that.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm going with bee, Yeah, B all.
Speaker 2: Right, the gym got through working out and took them
Speaker 2: shoes off, But at least you have to unleash them.
Speaker 6: A problem with bad breath is it is you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've never heard nobody go like people go, man,
Speaker 2: whose feet is that?
Speaker 6: You know? Ain't nobody would? Who breath?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 1: They know?
Speaker 2: You open your mouth and used to hut talking and
Speaker 2: we were affected.
Speaker 11: And what about the mask? The mask?
Speaker 2: Well you know that bad Breaference rough Man, because if
Speaker 2: you put that mask on, you actually knocked your own
Speaker 2: ass out.
Speaker 8: And there's some people just not knowing it was them.
Speaker 6: I can't wait. This is another. Ain't gonna finish the
Speaker 6: day out right here?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 11: Last one?
Speaker 7: Would you rather have a constant sinus headache? Constant sinus
Speaker 7: headache or constant itching down there?
Speaker 16: I'm just I'm just gonna be stopped up all the
Speaker 16: way stopped up. No sis headache. No, well, I'm just
Speaker 16: I'm gonna just be digging. Damn you can dig and
Speaker 16: I help dog. I'm talking about look.
Speaker 6: At making eye contact?
Speaker 1: What you want that.
Speaker 11: You're listening?
Speaker 9: Morning show time?
Speaker 7: Now to check Steve's voicemail. If you want to leave
Speaker 7: Steve a message, call him eight seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 11: Steve. All right, So Steve.
Speaker 7: Recently we talked about the new dating term on the
Speaker 7: dating apps called ethical non monogamy you guys remember that
Speaker 7: from the other day. It's a practice of having a
Speaker 7: closer sexual relationship where both parties consent to the infidelity.
Speaker 7: In other words, I'll tell you that I'm married and
Speaker 7: you agree to sleep with me anyway, Swinging, open relationships,
Speaker 7: all that polyamory all fall under the umbrella of ethical
Speaker 7: non monogamy. So we have a caller that left a
Speaker 7: message about our discussion on the subject.
Speaker 9: Take a listen, So y'all.
Speaker 15: Are talking about ethical non monogamy and call them at cheating.
Speaker 15: And I'm going to let y'all know right now you're
Speaker 15: very much showing your age.
Speaker 14: Just in times of it all.
Speaker 15: If you don't want to do it, then don't but
Speaker 15: call us I'm cheating and changing the terms, because again,
Speaker 15: what is monogony monogymy saying partnership ethical nominogamy? You're saying
Speaker 15: that you don't want now is it something that I
Speaker 15: want to do? So I get jealous? I don't feel
Speaker 15: like sharing. Is it something that I almost to hear
Speaker 15: in clowns because I don't want to do it? Now
Speaker 15: I understanding that it's just not for me. Y'all are
Speaker 15: very much showing your age and insisting that something is cheating.
Speaker 15: When you are open with your partner and discussing the
Speaker 15: fact that neither of you want to just be with
Speaker 15: one person is not cheating. Not the first time I
Speaker 15: saw something that I don't understand, probably not gonna be
Speaker 15: the last time. But again, being ethically non monogamous means
Speaker 15: you're quite literally let your partner know that we're not
Speaker 15: the only people together. You both know that you both
Speaker 15: have that agreement and.
Speaker 4: It works for them.
Speaker 15: If it works for them and it doesn't work for you,
Speaker 15: leave it alone. Simple as that. Don't folk call on
Speaker 15: something cheat and cheating.
Speaker 3: This is not cheating.
Speaker 15: Cheating is lies.
Speaker 1: Cheating involves lines.
Speaker 15: If it does not involve lighting line, it's not you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you calling in and telling us we're showing
Speaker 2: our age because well we have the age to show.
Speaker 2: Your ass is showing yours because you don't listen. The
Speaker 2: lady that wrote the letter and called in did not
Speaker 2: say they partner knew about it. They said that's what
Speaker 2: they were practicing. There are sites on where married people
Speaker 2: are on there putting it out there for the other
Speaker 2: person to partake in them and letting them know that
Speaker 2: they're married and their partner knows nothing about it. That's
Speaker 2: what the phone call was about. So when you call
Speaker 2: here talking about somebody showing they age, make sure yo,
Speaker 2: the last I ain't showing yours too. So learn to listen,
Speaker 2: because that's what it takes when you come after me,
Speaker 2: y'all showing y'all age. Now, look, if y'all swingers, we
Speaker 2: know what swingers is. We was doing when this was
Speaker 2: around for your young ass was born. Now have you
Speaker 2: got another couple of y'all going out to the club.
Speaker 2: Now you want to swing? We know what that is.
Speaker 2: That ain't what the damn call was talking about. But
Speaker 2: you didn't listen to that. You heard the part you
Speaker 2: on it, and now you want to call it and be
Speaker 2: critical because we old. Old is the goal and maybe
Speaker 2: one day your ass to get older and have some
Speaker 2: damn sense too. Sitting up in here and I'll be
Speaker 2: listening to this stuff, and I'm sorry, lady, but you're
Speaker 2: on the back end of my work week because I
Speaker 2: work for young people. That family few say stupid sugar
Speaker 2: hundred ice teeth all.
Speaker 6: Damn day long.
Speaker 2: And I got to sit there because HR just riding
Speaker 2: the corner and I gotta act like I'm okay with that.
Speaker 14: What I.
Speaker 2: And you done walked up into the hornet's nest while
Speaker 2: the hornet was sitting outside reading the paper and buzz
Speaker 2: stanging your ass. All right, I can ty the young
Speaker 2: people because we old, we stupid, and we don't know
Speaker 2: how to look at stuff.
Speaker 6: Y'all can come up with all these new ass titles.
Speaker 9: You won't do, Brian.
Speaker 6: It's called cheat the hell it is man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's an agreement between the people who are going
Speaker 7: to be cheating with the or seeing each other. They
Speaker 7: didn't say anything about the their telling their partners or
Speaker 7: anything like that.
Speaker 2: That's surely definite, even what the call was that though,
Speaker 2: you all want to light us up because her dumb
Speaker 2: ass is some relationship and some man that told her
Speaker 2: he's seeing somebody else.
Speaker 6: No, her dumb ass trying to be okay with what you.
Speaker 7: Call he's uninformed. Coming up next, the nephew with the
Speaker 7: frank phone call for today right after this You're listening
Speaker 7: morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 7: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 7: The subject he facetimes me when he's with her.
Speaker 11: Huh. We'll get into that and just a few.
Speaker 7: But right now the nephew is here with today's frank
Speaker 7: phone call.
Speaker 11: What you got for us, nest?
Speaker 10: Surely it is PSC ps C. That is pro State Checker,
Speaker 10: pros State Checker.
Speaker 11: Okay, you going in?
Speaker 10: Huh yeah, I'm going I'm going in PSC. All right,
Speaker 10: all right, let's go get o PSC pros State check.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 14: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. Hi. My name
Speaker 14: is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you on my schedule.
Speaker 14: I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow morning at
Speaker 14: about seven to fifteen. I just want to give you
Speaker 14: a call and give your heads up and let you
Speaker 14: know we will be there about seven to fifteen. From
Speaker 14: my understanding, you go to work yet, Oh you say
Speaker 14: I'm a PS See, sir, I'll be there. I'll be
Speaker 14: there tomorrow. I got you on my schedule for Monday morning,
Speaker 14: and I'll be there at least about seven to fifteen.
Speaker 14: From my understanding, you go to work at seven thirty,
Speaker 14: and my proceed is only going to take a couple
Speaker 14: of minutes. But I wanted to do a friendly call
Speaker 14: and let you know that I will be by there
Speaker 14: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 20: What's the PSC PFC.
Speaker 21: What's you say a PSC PSC?
Speaker 14: Sir, PSC, I will be there tomorrow. I've been in
Speaker 14: business probably for the last I guess about thirteen fourteen years.
Speaker 21: Now.
Speaker 20: What is PSC specialist?
Speaker 13: What you do?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 14: You're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.
Speaker 20: How you got me on the schedule? Why ain't trying
Speaker 20: us for nothing?
Speaker 14: Oh? I got you on my list here. I don't
Speaker 14: know who puts you on here, but you've it's been
Speaker 14: paid for in everything for me to come by and
Speaker 14: do my job. And like I said, only take me
Speaker 14: a couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.
Speaker 14: How do you get my number?
Speaker 20: Say again, how did you get my phone number?
Speaker 6: Sir?
Speaker 14: Everything I have I got. I got twenty stops tomorrow
Speaker 14: and I got you schedules as my first stop tomorrow morning.
Speaker 14: I don't know I got your phone number. I do
Speaker 14: have your address. Are you at drive?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 20: That's my address. But I'm not scheduled for nobody to
Speaker 20: come to my.
Speaker 3: House in the morning. I gotta go to work in
Speaker 3: the morning. I'm i gonna be here right right.
Speaker 14: My understanding, Well from understanding, you pull out about seven
Speaker 14: thirty and I'm gonna get there seven fifteen. Like I said,
Speaker 14: you know, the procedure only takes about two three minutes.
Speaker 20: And you tell me about everybody my information, you know,
Speaker 20: when I leave home and everything.
Speaker 3: Who is this?
Speaker 14: Like I say, my name is Greg, I'm a PSC,
Speaker 14: and I'll be there.
Speaker 20: Okay, you said that already.
Speaker 14: You'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
Speaker 14: give your friendly call here on Sunday. I'll let you
Speaker 14: know that i'll be there. I'll be there about seven
Speaker 14: fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then
Speaker 14: I'll let you get on any way to work.
Speaker 20: You still ain't telling me what I was supposed to
Speaker 20: What you're supposed to be doing, sir.
Speaker 14: A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker and
Speaker 14: what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
Speaker 14: pro state tomorrow.
Speaker 20: Oh well, now you ain't coming here and check my
Speaker 20: prive state. I gave my pro state checked by my doctor.
Speaker 20: Who is you talking about coming to check my five state?
Speaker 3: Not at my house?
Speaker 21: You ain't come to check my And you know what,
Speaker 21: I get this all the time.
Speaker 14: I get a lot of people that are in denial,
Speaker 14: a lot of men that that claim that they STY.
Speaker 20: Is signed I hear my price state checked just at
Speaker 20: at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't need
Speaker 20: to come to my eye checking my price.
Speaker 21: State, sir.
Speaker 14: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
Speaker 14: denial saying that they got it checked and they got it.
Speaker 14: A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
Speaker 14: there has to be a reason. If I got you
Speaker 14: on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid one
Speaker 14: hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come out
Speaker 14: there and check.
Speaker 20: It, well, you should be happy you paid us twent
Speaker 20: a five dollars. This is a lesson job you have
Speaker 20: to do then, because you're not come and check my price.
Speaker 14: State, sir, I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be
Speaker 14: by there tomorrow and I'm seven pif pent. I'm putting
Speaker 14: my rubber glove on with a little bit of jail
Speaker 14: on it, and I am gonna check your prop state
Speaker 14: and then I'll let you get on the work.
Speaker 20: Well, I'll tell you what that rubble glove ain't going
Speaker 20: nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you
Speaker 20: pay on over my eyes if you want to. It
Speaker 20: ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice
Speaker 20: with you in your rubber glove, sir, I might have
Speaker 20: had to stick a rebel glove up yo. When I'm
Speaker 20: done with you, and I'll be comforted by my eye
Speaker 20: talking about checking my price.
Speaker 14: State sir, Sir, do you realize that this is the
Speaker 14: leading calls to black men?
Speaker 20: You realize that I understand that, all right.
Speaker 14: They ain't.
Speaker 6: Black men.
Speaker 14: Three out of five black men are lost every year
Speaker 14: we dump, So you ought to be very grateful that
Speaker 14: someone is sending me by there to check it and
Speaker 14: make sure you're okay.
Speaker 20: I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
Speaker 20: I go to every at once a year.
Speaker 3: Man, you're gonna have to come to my hot time,
Speaker 3: my sticking, no rubber glove of me. Man, it's phone
Speaker 3: with you, sir.
Speaker 14: So I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
Speaker 14: forth with you. My job is to give you a
Speaker 14: friendly call and let you know that I'm coming all
Speaker 14: right now tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 14: I don't want to hear anymore of it. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 14: I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
Speaker 14: pro state check. Whether you like it or not.
Speaker 20: Well, you bad it.
Speaker 21: Don't buy here dead. I showed me here. You bay
Speaker 21: your bad thank.
Speaker 20: You bad enough us come over here, check my prist
Speaker 20: take you bay it.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna make it so you just be ready at
Speaker 14: seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check, and
Speaker 14: I'll be here.
Speaker 21: I want to let you go on the work case comes.
Speaker 20: You come on over here if you want. You you know
Speaker 20: my address and all my wi time I go to
Speaker 20: work and everything. You you bag your back.
Speaker 3: Don't know me if you want to.
Speaker 14: I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
Speaker 14: and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
Speaker 14: to check your prostate at seventy fifteen tomorrow.
Speaker 21: Morning, or I'll tell you what you bring your mas
Speaker 21: John over them.
Speaker 20: You you think you know who I am?
Speaker 21: What I need over here? You come on over here
Speaker 21: and you.
Speaker 13: Do what you gotta.
Speaker 21: Don't over that worrow more wherever being wrong. You're gonna
Speaker 21: be checking something else besides me.
Speaker 20: You're gonna be checking you own.
Speaker 21: You bring your don't know where if you want to,
Speaker 21: she'll wrong.
Speaker 3: Get you up out of here.
Speaker 20: I be coming to my house and that.
Speaker 13: But but you.
Speaker 3: You tell somebody talking about I needed pros stint check
Speaker 3: or something somebody on the phone talking about I need
Speaker 3: a prostate or something.
Speaker 20: You bring your I'll tell you what. I'll be here
Speaker 20: when you get here.
Speaker 21: You bring it over.
Speaker 14: You will tomorrow right in the mall going wrong.
Speaker 3: You won't walk it over.
Speaker 21: If you might be wheeled away from this, you rain.
Speaker 3: Up where if you want to.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna
Speaker 14: be checking your prostates.
Speaker 21: I'll tell you what you ain't in the morning.
Speaker 20: Where you want to talk about checking the price state,
Speaker 20: You're gonna be checking you on frid Stay cause I'm
Speaker 20: telling you what I got something for you. You come
Speaker 20: from here, you bring your bad You think you're bad
Speaker 20: enough to come on here and chase something over here?
Speaker 14: You come on with it. I got one more with
Speaker 14: I need to say to you.
Speaker 8: Are you listening?
Speaker 20: But what Dad you got to say to me?
Speaker 15: Now?
Speaker 20: You told me it's not just you got to tell me.
Speaker 14: Now, Are you listening to me?
Speaker 20: This bab down over here?
Speaker 14: You're gonna be here and I'm gonna be over there.
Speaker 14: But I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 21: Are you listening?
Speaker 20: What you got to say to me?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 14: That is nephew Tim me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14: You just got pranked by your homeboy.
Speaker 20: H who you say you was?
Speaker 14: Again? Hey man, this is Nephew tim Me from the
Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me the
Speaker 14: prank phone call you.
Speaker 3: Good, damn Harbin tell me by man, you are right?
Speaker 14: Roger boy, y'all about to make me go out.
Speaker 21: I'm wondering, who the hell don't come out somebody how
Speaker 21: to do.
Speaker 20: A postage chicks may on a regular basis like that?
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, I got me man.
Speaker 20: I'm gonna get him back.
Speaker 21: Boy.
Speaker 20: I can't believe he do.
Speaker 21: Me like that.
Speaker 20: I'm gonna go over there and check his prostate.
Speaker 21: You know, I don't even think you get here checked
Speaker 21: on the regular.
Speaker 20: I want to have somebody to come check mine.
Speaker 14: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
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Speaker 14: baddest radio show in the land, Steve.
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Speaker 11: Oh my god, he's not about that.
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Speaker 1: Fringe you.
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Speaker 8: See I say I do stupid, then I turn around
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Speaker 17: I don't know what I did was stupid, but on
Speaker 17: he put his finger on the funny.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, you get.
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Speaker 10: I got a purpose and I'm still straight stupid. Come
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Speaker 7: All right, well, thanking if you coming up. Strawberry letter,
Speaker 7: He facetimed me while he was with her we'll get
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Speaker 7: It is letter subject he facetimed me while he was
Speaker 7: with her.
Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 7: I met the love of my life seven years ago
Speaker 7: and I was twenty one years old at the time.
Speaker 7: He's three years older than me and had already had
Speaker 7: a child. He was my first everything, and he influenced
Speaker 7: everything I did. I overlooked a lot of things he
Speaker 7: did because I was young and crazy in love. He
Speaker 7: would be intimate with the mother of his child, and
Speaker 7: he didn't try to hide it. It made me feel
Speaker 7: like I wasn't good enough or skilled enough at sex
Speaker 7: because he kept on having sex with her. She threw
Speaker 7: it up in my face whenever she could, so I
Speaker 7: finally broke up with him. I was heartbroken, but managed
Speaker 7: to stay friends with him. He ended up having another
Speaker 7: child with this lady and told me that it was
Speaker 7: a big mistake. Then he started dating this lady he
Speaker 7: worked with, and they had a baby together.
Speaker 11: After his third child.
Speaker 7: Was born, he came to me humbly and said he
Speaker 7: was so tired of how he had been doing things
Speaker 7: and he wanted me back. He also said he was
Speaker 7: ready to get married. We got back together eight months ago,
Speaker 7: and I'm pregnant. He seemed to be happy when I
Speaker 7: told him, and he said he would have my dream wedding.
Speaker 7: We would have my dream wedding, but that's on hold
Speaker 7: for now. Week ago, he went to visit his youngest
Speaker 7: son and we were on FaceTime as he drove.
Speaker 11: When he got out out of the car.
Speaker 7: He thought he had hung up and he must have
Speaker 7: thrown his phone in his pocket. I heard a female mumbling,
Speaker 7: and then I clearly heard her ask if he had
Speaker 7: a condom. Then I heard a lot of moaning. I
Speaker 7: hung up and I got physically ill. When he came back,
Speaker 7: I didn't let him know what i'd heard. I'm about
Speaker 7: to deliver his fourth child, and he's still a liar
Speaker 7: and a cheater.
Speaker 11: I don't want to be a single parent. What should
Speaker 11: I do?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 7: Well, girl, you got to get it together, I mean
Speaker 7: quickly and in a hurry. You're about to deliver his
Speaker 7: fourth child. You gotta just stop being stupid.
Speaker 11: These are some stupid moves you've been making, you know,
Speaker 11: with this man.
Speaker 7: This guy's been using you, lying to you all along,
Speaker 7: and you keep on falling for it. I know you're young,
Speaker 7: but I mean you could have just asked him to
Speaker 7: use a condom. You could have to use protection. It's
Speaker 7: okay to say that you know or or did you
Speaker 7: want to get pregnant by him? I'm not so sure
Speaker 7: you didn't, you know because you were so happy to
Speaker 7: have him back. I mean, and did you think that
Speaker 7: a baby would keep him well, as you can clearly see,
Speaker 7: it didn't. And now although you may not want to
Speaker 7: be a single parent, you will be. This guy is
Speaker 7: a loser in every sense of the word, who just
Speaker 7: keeps dropping babies wherever he goes. I mean, he's not
Speaker 7: thinking about protection.
Speaker 9: And you know.
Speaker 7: You never once said at least he's a good father,
Speaker 7: because he's not.
Speaker 11: He's not.
Speaker 7: Let's face it, he's too busy making kids and he's immature.
Speaker 1: Like a kid.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry you loved him more than you loved you
Speaker 7: and got yourself caught up in his game of lies
Speaker 7: and deceit.
Speaker 11: But please know that it is not the end of
Speaker 11: the world for you.
Speaker 7: First of all, please don't even consider marrying this guy
Speaker 7: right now. I mean, you need to walk away from
Speaker 7: this toxic relationship. It is now time to make plans
Speaker 7: for a future without him.
Speaker 11: Use this time. I'm telling you to use.
Speaker 7: This time to figure out how are you going to
Speaker 7: take care of your baby and taking that baby daddy
Speaker 7: to court right now?
Speaker 6: Steve, Wow, it's a lot of here, man. Listen.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for this lady right here, this young girl.
Speaker 2: But this started wrong, and it's wrong from the very beginning,
Speaker 2: and there are no corrections being made along the way.
Speaker 2: And now you're faced with the ultimatum. At the end
Speaker 2: of this letter, you're simply saying, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be a single parent.
Speaker 6: What should I do? Now?
Speaker 2: Well, let me show you what has happened so I
Speaker 2: can paint a clear picture of you. You met the love
Speaker 2: of your life seven years ago. Stop saying that because
Speaker 2: this is the love of your life, your life is
Speaker 2: headed for a loveless, remaining livelihood.
Speaker 6: This can't be the love of your life.
Speaker 2: This was the love of your life, so you thought
Speaker 2: up until that point.
Speaker 6: But after you met him, he started proving to you
Speaker 6: he was not the love of your life.
Speaker 2: You've got to get a better definition of love of
Speaker 2: your life. You got to learn how to let somebody
Speaker 2: else love you that knows how to do it. Twenty one,
Speaker 2: he's three years older, he already had a child. He
Speaker 2: was my first everything. He influenced everything I did. I
Speaker 2: overlooked a lot of things he did because I was
Speaker 2: young and crazy in love. Right there, right there, you
Speaker 2: made the statement, young lady, that I want you to
Speaker 2: pay attention to I overlooked a lot of things he
Speaker 2: did because I was young and crazy in love. He
Speaker 2: would be intimate with the mother of his child. He
Speaker 2: didn't try to hide it, so he just throw it
Speaker 2: up in your face.
Speaker 6: It made me.
Speaker 2: Feel like I wasn't good enough or skilled enough as
Speaker 2: sex because he kept having sex with him, and you
Speaker 2: knew he was kept having sex with her, and you
Speaker 2: allowed him to have sex, and then he kept having
Speaker 2: sex with and then the lady threw it up in
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 6: Whenever she could, and now you got.
Speaker 2: Other women calling you about the love of your life,
Speaker 2: and the love of your life is screwing all these
Speaker 2: other people. I was heart broken, but I managed to
Speaker 2: stay friends with him. Why why what has he done
Speaker 2: that's friendly towards you know, we need to do two
Speaker 2: things right now.
Speaker 6: When we come back, we talk about it. You need
Speaker 6: a new definition of friend and you need a new
Speaker 6: definition of love.
Speaker 7: Wow, all right, Steve, hold on to that thought. We'll
Speaker 7: get part two of your response coming up at twenty
Speaker 7: three minutes after the hours subject he face timed me
Speaker 7: while he was with her.
Speaker 11: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, Steve, come.
Speaker 7: On, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject he face
Speaker 7: timed me when he was.
Speaker 2: With her, This young lady who I have no jokes
Speaker 2: for because I'm heartbroken for her because the twenty one
Speaker 2: she claimed to have met the love of her life,
Speaker 2: which was just the love of her life up at
Speaker 2: that point. But this guy has shown her no respect
Speaker 2: or love. He was your first everything. He influenced everything
Speaker 2: you did. And the mistake you made was I overlooked
Speaker 2: a lot of things he did because I was young
Speaker 2: and crazy in love.
Speaker 6: So what did you do?
Speaker 2: You allowed him to have sex with other women repeatedly
Speaker 2: that you knew about it. They had other women call
Speaker 2: you to confront you about the screwing that he was
Speaker 2: doing with them. You allowed it, and you allowed him
Speaker 2: to put it in front of your faith because he
Speaker 2: didn't care that you knew about it. Okay, these are
Speaker 2: the stuff did you allowed to happen because you was
Speaker 2: young and crazy in love?
Speaker 6: Now let's move on.
Speaker 2: So finally you broke up with him, You say, but
Speaker 2: y'all remain friends. Why what friendly was he towards you?
Speaker 2: He's done nothing but dog you the entire time. That
Speaker 2: ain't love on friendship. I was heartbroken, but manistate friends
Speaker 2: with Windom. He ended up having another child with this lady.
Speaker 2: So now that lady they had another baby and told
Speaker 2: me that it was a big mistake. Then he started
Speaker 2: dating a lady from work and they had a baby together. Now,
Speaker 2: after the third child was born, he came to you
Speaker 2: humbly and said he was so tired of how he's
Speaker 2: been doing things and he wanted you back. He also
Speaker 2: said he was ready to get married. Oh, he said
Speaker 2: everything you wanted to. Hear got been together eight months ago,
Speaker 2: and I'm pregnant. He seemed to be so happy when
Speaker 2: I told him. He said we would have my dream wedding.
Speaker 2: But all that's on whole now. You know why because
Speaker 2: a week ago he went to visit his youngest son
Speaker 2: and we were on FaceTime as he drove.
Speaker 6: When he got out.
Speaker 2: The car, he thought he had hung up and he
Speaker 2: must have thrown his phone in his pocket. You heard
Speaker 2: a female mumbling, and you clearly heard her ask if
Speaker 2: he had a condom. Then I heard a lot of moaning.
Speaker 2: I hung up and I got physically ill. When he
Speaker 2: came back, he go to other mistaken I did not
Speaker 2: let him know what I heard.
Speaker 6: Now I'm about to deliver his fourth child.
Speaker 2: He's still aliar and a cheetah, has been that the
Speaker 2: entire time, and I don't want to be a single parent.
Speaker 6: What should I do now?
Speaker 2: So, a young lady, you don't want to be a
Speaker 2: single parent, So the only other option is this. You
Speaker 2: can get married and ruin your entire remaining life by
Speaker 2: being married to this liar and this cheater. Or you
Speaker 2: could take this blessing, this baby. Learn from your mistakes.
Speaker 2: Never allow another person to walk over you, take your child,
Speaker 2: raise him, and then wait on your real love of
Speaker 2: your life to come along.
Speaker 6: You're still young, You're still young. This is not the
Speaker 6: end of the world for you. The baby is not
Speaker 6: a mistake. It's not.
Speaker 2: The baby is fine. The baby will you'll You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: You will manage, just like every other single parent does.
Speaker 2: Do not marry this man. Now he gonna have to
Speaker 2: get his But it's not up you. It's not up
Speaker 2: to you to give it to it. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you some ladies, y'all alwayste a lie time being scorn,
Speaker 2: and I do understand it, and I ain't saying it
Speaker 2: shouldn't be that way. Because you hurt, you hurt. He'll
Speaker 2: have no fury like a woman scorn. I used to
Speaker 2: think it was a Bible verse. I swear to God,
Speaker 2: I did. I thought it was a Bible verse. It's not,
Speaker 2: but it sounds so true. And they use the word scorn.
Speaker 2: Scorn is a biblical term. That's why I thought it
Speaker 2: was a Bible verse.
Speaker 6: But it's not.
Speaker 2: So now you have it, you have a decision to make.
Speaker 2: Cut your losses from this man. Stop giving yourself to
Speaker 2: this man. Stop thinking you can change this man. Stop
Speaker 2: hoping this man changes. You may have been the love,
Speaker 2: he may have been the love of your life, but
Speaker 2: listen to me, young sister, you have never been the
Speaker 2: love of his life ever.
Speaker 11: He knows nothing about it.
Speaker 2: And you are not now, So let God handle him.
Speaker 2: Oh please know he got his coming. Ladies, dudes that
Speaker 2: do like this, they don't get.
Speaker 6: Away scott free. I'm just why. I just need you
Speaker 6: to know that.
Speaker 11: And he'll probably have more kids with other women.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean a lot of stuff gonna happen, but
Speaker 6: it don't need to happen in your face though.
Speaker 11: Nope, nope.
Speaker 2: You could take your baby and get along and start over.
Speaker 2: And it happens all the time. There are men who
Speaker 2: accept women who have children with open arms. Become great fathers,
Speaker 2: great families, They adopted kids, the kids take their name.
Speaker 2: All types of stuff happen. Don't think it's hopeless for you.
Speaker 2: But please do not let your yearning not to be
Speaker 2: a single parent, wanting not to be a single parent
Speaker 2: be in your decision in fact of whether you marry
Speaker 2: this worthless, no good human being. For don't compound your mistakes.
Speaker 2: Your mistake was taking him back don't compound it by
Speaker 2: keeping him right.
Speaker 6: Let it go, little girl.
Speaker 2: Uncle Steve, you're telling you walk off, cut your losses,
Speaker 2: tell him what you know so he know, and go
Speaker 2: about your nie.
Speaker 11: Steve, thank you.
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Speaker 7: so this was a question guys from Facebook. It says, Hey, Steve,
Speaker 7: Tommy Junior, my homeboy took his girlfriend on vacation because
Speaker 7: they were beefing and thought.
Speaker 11: They needed a get away.
Speaker 7: They both were tripping and still arguing, so while on vacation,
Speaker 7: they decided to break up on the last day there.
Speaker 7: The flight home was tough, but they said, ultimately it's
Speaker 7: for the best man. I'd be mad if I had
Speaker 7: to spend three grand to figure out we needed to
Speaker 7: break up.
Speaker 9: Here's a question for you, guys.
Speaker 7: Did you ever break up on your vacation with your
Speaker 7: book or did you stay and fly home early?
Speaker 1: You did? I?
Speaker 8: Actually did?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 8: We broke on a damn cruise ship.
Speaker 9: Yes happened.
Speaker 8: It all just.
Speaker 1: Came to a rocky inn.
Speaker 10: It was bad I don't know how we stayed in
Speaker 10: that cabin two extra days.
Speaker 8: It was just bad.
Speaker 10: And by the time we docked, matter of fact, call
Speaker 10: it doc back in New Orleans. Man, take something. I
Speaker 10: was broke, didn't have no money, but I was though
Speaker 10: with hot.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 7: Were you guys having problems before you went on the
Speaker 7: cruise like this guy until you thought the cruise might
Speaker 7: you know we was having might make it better.
Speaker 8: Before we met. Seemed like we was having problem.
Speaker 10: Not Yeah, I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 6: This is like some.
Speaker 8: Ragged in memory lane.
Speaker 12: No, I ain't never did anything like that. First of all,
Speaker 12: only beef I'm eating is on the plane. You can't
Speaker 12: be beef before we go.
Speaker 6: I ain't never did nothing like this.
Speaker 2: Come, I'm here to tell you that I've gone on
Speaker 2: several vacations, yes, sir, and wanted to break up this
Speaker 2: soda vacation, wanted to break up on the vacation, stayed
Speaker 2: and went on some.
Speaker 6: More vacations.
Speaker 2: Until finally he's talking about he would be mad if
Speaker 2: he spent three thousand.
Speaker 14: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I've lost millions in bad vacations and break up. So no, son,
Speaker 2: Sometimes you try to save it. You try to go
Speaker 2: out there and you know, maybe this we get some
Speaker 2: time away alone. But that's the best way to find
Speaker 2: out if you really belong with somebody. Go somewhere where
Speaker 2: there's no distractions. It's just you and Marjorie and I
Speaker 2: have a running joke we knew we were meant to
Speaker 2: be each other when we went to Borrow because Bora
Speaker 2: bora has nothing to do.
Speaker 6: Bora bora. There's a Latin word that means boring, boring
Speaker 6: and bora.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, that's a good way to
Speaker 2: find out if you belong to think if you can
Speaker 2: pay three thousand to get out and learn that information, money,
Speaker 2: well spit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow about lesson?
Speaker 11: Uh huh, you're listening.
Speaker 9: Hard morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, So Steve, here's the question that we saw
Speaker 7: on Facebook. It says, my sixteen year old daughter has
Speaker 7: been dating a kid from school for the past six
Speaker 7: months and he's cool. The problem is, now, you know,
Speaker 7: we all know, it's summer and they're out of school.
Speaker 11: He's always at the house, I mean.
Speaker 7: Like from eight am to like ten pm sometimes later,
Speaker 7: which means we wind up having to feed him all
Speaker 7: his meals unless they should. Maybe they'll go out for
Speaker 7: an evening or something.
Speaker 11: I don't mind. I'm feeding him once in a while, but.
Speaker 7: Food costs a lot these days, and we can't really
Speaker 7: afford to keep feeding him. I told my daughter that
Speaker 7: he either has to come by less or maybe bring
Speaker 7: his own food now and again, and she got mad,
Speaker 7: telling me I was being cheap and unsupportive. This boy
Speaker 7: is eating us out of house and home. I mean,
Speaker 7: at this point, his parents should be paying me. I
Speaker 7: feed him so much. So the question is, Steve, what
Speaker 7: would you do and how did they get this boy
Speaker 7: to stay home sometimes?
Speaker 2: First of all, it's certain days you can't come over here.
Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna get this bill back down to normal, okay,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna have some visitation out and you sixteen y'all,
Speaker 2: you'll leave over here. You can't be over here all day.
Speaker 2: What they doing all damn day? You don't think nothing
Speaker 2: on his mind all day long, and you could don't
Speaker 2: lit onm night here, and that's why he's over there
Speaker 2: all day all night. No, man, you ain't coming over here.
Speaker 2: You can come over here on sad and wins now
Speaker 2: during the summer, we got in there and they may
Speaker 2: go somewhere in the evening here.
Speaker 6: You mean they may go somewhere.
Speaker 7: In eave, go out for the evening or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, you got to be careful, y'all showing your age,
Speaker 2: trying to show guidance and yeah.
Speaker 6: And things like that.
Speaker 2: But you're not bringing your ass over here all day
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 7: And the daughter remembers said that they were being cheap
Speaker 7: and unsupportive.
Speaker 11: She said that to her parents.
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what, you split your food with
Speaker 2: it because we're making three plates here.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because she got mad mad? Yeah, you know the
Speaker 11: daughter got mad.
Speaker 6: Do you know I wasn't even loud to get mad.
Speaker 11: Oh we didn't do at our parents.
Speaker 2: No, I be mad. But you just best to keep
Speaker 2: to yourself. Are you in that blowing.
Speaker 1: Shoe?
Speaker 8: What did you say?
Speaker 9: Shoe?
Speaker 7: Show your eyes again, that's the one I got all
Speaker 7: the time. Roll your eyes again one more time.
Speaker 6: Put you're in that quiet fault.
Speaker 1: All of that.
Speaker 8: I could.
Speaker 11: Let me give you something to think about.
Speaker 2: Better, not being there thinking about me and your daddy.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, this is crazy. So you're saying he can
Speaker 7: only come over one day a week.
Speaker 6: A couple of days a week, that we put some
Speaker 6: restrictions on.
Speaker 11: I know, everything boundaries.
Speaker 6: But you know, you know I'm gonna get his parents involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Come you sixteen without a
Speaker 1: summer jerm Where is your job? When I had it,
Speaker 1: I had to.
Speaker 4: Be at work.
Speaker 8: Get me over my girlfriend every day.
Speaker 6: I've had a job.
Speaker 7: Any high school memory? See when you were a teenager
Speaker 7: dating a girl in high school?
Speaker 22: Anything had a bunch of failures, no success story, all failures,
Speaker 22: no game.
Speaker 8: What's the longest you dated in high school?
Speaker 2: Probably about four weeks?
Speaker 11: It a month, a month. Yeah, it was all Why
Speaker 11: did you break up? Why did you break up?
Speaker 2: I usually had something to do with money.
Speaker 8: Yeah you heard earlier it was facial features.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know money, you don't had a flat tire,
Speaker 2: couldn't couldn't buy the glue to fix the flash that
Speaker 2: broke up one relationship. Then a girl gonna ask me
Speaker 2: to go to the movies, have me pay for it,
Speaker 2: and I didn't have no problem with it. But when
Speaker 2: we got to the movie, I didn't have enough money,
Speaker 2: so I just let her go.
Speaker 6: Don't have enough money?
Speaker 11: You were rich, you had to be.
Speaker 6: I went. I went to move with one girl.
Speaker 2: She mad because I only got one box of popcorn
Speaker 2: and we split it.
Speaker 6: That's all I had. Yeah, Drake, I said, here's a
Speaker 6: water fine out.
Speaker 7: All we gotta god me cry. All right, more more
Speaker 7: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up for twenty
Speaker 7: minutes after right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7: All right, So, guys, have you ever eaten a meal
Speaker 7: that just brought you to tears?
Speaker 11: It was so good? I mean, have you ever done that?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's gotten close?
Speaker 10: What when we were all in Paris that baked potato,
Speaker 10: oh with that loaded cayeh.
Speaker 8: That cavear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it had me so emotional.
Speaker 11: Yes you all right?
Speaker 7: Okay, well wait a minute, so good, hold your tears.
Speaker 8: It was good.
Speaker 1: Hold your tears, baby, all right, here we go.
Speaker 7: So yeah, So, so some of us have eaten a
Speaker 7: meal that has brought us to tears, or at least
Speaker 7: come close to bring us to tears. Or maybe it
Speaker 7: was a bill at the end of the meal that
Speaker 7: made you cry.
Speaker 11: Well, anyway, there is this elderly man in China.
Speaker 7: He's been diagnosed with an extremely rare condition. It's known
Speaker 7: as crocodile tears syndrome. I'm like, is this for real?
Speaker 1: You got this? Yeah, you got a to turn here.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I beat my mama oxtails and he just happened.
Speaker 7: It causes him to cry every time he eats. It's
Speaker 7: ruining his social life. Doctors reported that his nerve fibers
Speaker 7: are misdirected and they interfere with his uh salivary glands,
Speaker 7: so when he smells or tastes food, it makes him cry.
Speaker 11: And I'm very funny, No it's not.
Speaker 1: Nat can't and try and trek him to him to say,
Speaker 1: just eat like this.
Speaker 7: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, it is time now for a round of
Speaker 11: would you rather? Guys?
Speaker 7: Would you rather have a missing tooth on the side
Speaker 7: or a full chest.
Speaker 9: Of gray hair?
Speaker 2: Give me be Yeah, I'm gonna take you want that,
Speaker 2: don't take that chest full of gray hair. I'm making
Speaker 2: sexy out wear black shirts with it. Oot. I got
Speaker 2: to have it too, though. You know, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the wall where you can have that cigarette dangling off
Speaker 2: the side of your mouth.
Speaker 6: That flop.
Speaker 1: That is not sexy.
Speaker 8: That's a visual.
Speaker 1: We all got it right down.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 7: Would you rather take a guaranteed five hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 7: A guaranteed five hundred thousand dollars, or would you rather
Speaker 7: a chance at getting one million dollars?
Speaker 8: Would they say one in a hand.
Speaker 1: Be two in the bush. That's why one of their
Speaker 1: take the half of the thing.
Speaker 8: I can flip that. I'll take the hash.
Speaker 11: I can't make it die, make a nickel.
Speaker 6: Fun I'm gonna definitely take that half.
Speaker 1: All right, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather have stinky breath or stinky feet?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I put them in them shoes I got, I got shoes.
Speaker 2: I get through fishing. I can't even take my damn boots.
Speaker 4: Off like that.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm going with bee Yeah, b all right, closing
Speaker 19: the gym, got through working out and taking them shoes off?
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 2: But at least you have to unleash them. Problem with
Speaker 2: bad breath is it is you?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You ain't never heard nobody go like people go, man,
Speaker 2: whose feet is that?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 6: Ain't nobody would? Who breath? Is that?
Speaker 11: They know?
Speaker 2: You open your mouth and you still talking, and we
Speaker 2: were affected?
Speaker 11: And what about the mask? The mask?
Speaker 2: Well you know that bad breakfast rough man, because if
Speaker 2: you put that mask on me.
Speaker 6: You actually knocked your own ass out.
Speaker 8: And there's some people just not knowing it was them.
Speaker 2: I can't wait, there's another. This ain't gonna finish the
Speaker 2: day out right here?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Last one?
Speaker 7: Would you rather have a constant sinus headache? Constant sinus
Speaker 7: headache or constant itching down there?
Speaker 16: He No, I'm just I'm just gonna be stopped up
Speaker 16: all the way stopped signs headache.
Speaker 2: No. Well, I'm just I'm gonna just be digging. Damn
Speaker 2: you dig and.
Speaker 6: I help dog. I'm talking about looking at making eye contact.
Speaker 7: What you want that's around today, coming up with.
Speaker 6: How you do it?
Speaker 7: Last break of the day, and closing from Steve Harvey.
Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Steve.
Speaker 7: Here we are end of the show with just one
Speaker 7: more thing. Your closing remarks.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, today I want to still stay on
Speaker 2: the encouraging tip and I want to talk to people
Speaker 2: about something that you should make. These are just suggestions, folks.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know everything, but these are some
Speaker 2: things that I do to personally keep myself moving forward
Speaker 2: in a positive direction because I'm always trying to accomplish
Speaker 2: something new. You know, I'm never satisfied. Well, it's not
Speaker 2: that I'm never satisfied. I'm never complacent. I don't I
Speaker 2: don't believe in sitting still. I don't believe in they're
Speaker 2: not moving forward.
Speaker 6: I just don't see it.
Speaker 2: You know, every day I try to wake up and
Speaker 2: approach and attack a new challenge. I've always setting goals
Speaker 2: out there because it just gives you something to aim
Speaker 2: for throughout the day. One of the things I want
Speaker 2: to remind people of something that I do and you're
Speaker 2: invited to do the sing is you know, have a
Speaker 2: life feel with a mission, have a life filled with
Speaker 2: a mission. Now you can have several missions in life,
Speaker 2: but get your life filed with missions. Remember the show
Speaker 2: Mission Impossible, And remember that tape recording that used to
Speaker 2: come on every day and tell the guy what to do,
Speaker 2: and then at the end of it, the tape with
Speaker 2: self destruct. But that became the mission. It became the purpose,
Speaker 2: the task at hand, and until you completed that task,
Speaker 2: you came back in and that's what the whole show is.
Speaker 6: It was a really funny thing.
Speaker 2: You know, this tape recording comes on and in it
Speaker 2: fears is and disintegrates, and that's your mission.
Speaker 6: I still do that. Man.
Speaker 2: It's sort of a funny analogy. I try to create
Speaker 2: a mission in my life all the time, and in
Speaker 2: order to accomplish your mission, one of the things you
Speaker 2: have to do is you have to surround yourself with people.
Speaker 6: Who are about the same mission.
Speaker 2: That will be no missions accomplished in life solely by yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't I can't think of anything that you can
Speaker 2: accomplish solely by yourself. You know, even if you want
Speaker 2: to have a relationship with God, Yeah, you can have
Speaker 2: a relationship with God, but to draw closer, you know,
Speaker 2: you gotta have some type of tool.
Speaker 6: Lig you know, you got to read some scripture. Somebody's
Speaker 6: got to show you another way to approach it. Somebody go, Man,
Speaker 6: if you going.
Speaker 2: Through this, read this or read that, and it sort
Speaker 2: of helps you with your goal even in that. But
Speaker 2: I don't know anything that you can accomplish mission wise alone.
Speaker 2: So you need to surround yourself who with people who
Speaker 2: are like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes when I'm
Speaker 2: going you use my motivational pictures.
Speaker 6: That I keep in my phone, and.
Speaker 2: I put them up on a big screen and I
Speaker 2: show them to people. And one of my favorite pictures
Speaker 2: is a picture of these lions walking and the expression
Speaker 2: on the lion's face because they've woken up from their
Speaker 2: nap and they're going out for the hunt.
Speaker 6: And if you look at lions when they're walking to
Speaker 6: go out on.
Speaker 2: A hunt, they all have that same determined look on
Speaker 2: their face because they're all about the same mission. You
Speaker 2: ever notice when lions ready to go out on the hunt,
Speaker 2: they leave the cubs back at the den because see,
Speaker 2: it ain't no time to play out here, because we're
Speaker 2: going out here to feed.
Speaker 6: Were going out here to hunt.
Speaker 2: So they leave the cubs back in the den when
Speaker 2: they go out on the hunt because they ain't got
Speaker 2: no time for no foolishness. And I have this picture
Speaker 2: in my phone of these lions just striding and if
Speaker 2: you look at all the looks on when they face,
Speaker 2: they serious.
Speaker 6: It ain't no playtime.
Speaker 2: Because everybody is on the same mission. Everybody is of
Speaker 2: the like mindedness that it takes to accomplish the mission.
Speaker 2: And the capture says, surround yourself with people who are
Speaker 2: on the same mission. And I'm saying that to you today.
Speaker 2: Find someone who is about the business just like you are.
Speaker 2: Start hanging out with people who are goal oriented, who
Speaker 2: are are success minded. Somebody was talking to somebody one time.
Speaker 2: They said, man, Steve, let me ask you something. Why
Speaker 2: rich people are always talking about money? That would get
Speaker 2: on my nerves. Okay, what else you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: You want to talk about what happened on the Real Housewives?
Speaker 2: What you want to talk about, what's going on in
Speaker 2: the theaters today? We can talk about that. But when
Speaker 2: I get together with my friends, we get together. We
Speaker 2: on a mission. I even play golf with people who
Speaker 2: are on the same mission as me, you know, because
Speaker 2: we of like mindedness. I don't play golf with a
Speaker 2: bunch of single friends because see, now, when we're not
Speaker 2: playing golf, we're not gonna be able to single mind
Speaker 2: I need people just want to go play golf, Go
Speaker 2: to the clubhouse, have a cigar, get yourself a drink,
Speaker 2: get yourself some neat and go and go to your room,
Speaker 2: cause we gotta get up early in the morning play
Speaker 2: this tournament game we got going again.
Speaker 1: That's just it.
Speaker 2: Even when I play, I play with people of like mindedness.
Speaker 2: I don't play with people that's doing something else because
Speaker 2: I don't need the distraction. It's very important that you
Speaker 2: surround yourself with like minded people.
Speaker 6: Find them somewhere.
Speaker 8: See.
Speaker 2: It goes along with an old saying. You've all heard this.
Speaker 2: If you're the smartest person in your group, then you
Speaker 2: need a new group. You can't be the smartest person
Speaker 2: in your group. Man, you gotta have somebody that knows
Speaker 2: a little bit more about the journey, or is familiar
Speaker 2: with a certain thing that's going to happen on the journey,
Speaker 2: or they can give you a suggestion when you get
Speaker 2: to that point. Everybody ain't got to be good at everything.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have specialty people. It's like you know, when
Speaker 2: you assembling your team, all of your friends ain't the same.
Speaker 2: Some of your friends you don't have spiritual messages for you.
Speaker 2: Some of them just have uplifts, some of them just
Speaker 2: cool to be around. Some of them do the same
Speaker 2: things you do. But surround yourself with people who are
Speaker 2: on the same mission. It will make your journey to
Speaker 2: the top a lot smoother. It won't make it easy,
Speaker 2: it will make it smoother.
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