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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
Speaker 2: on now, digny want of only Steve Harvey got what
Speaker 2: radio show man? What you're doing with it? Trying to
Speaker 2: do the very very best I can with it? I
Speaker 2: really am. You know, I get tired sometimes on my journey.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna kid you. Trying to make something about
Speaker 2: yourself is a task. If you want to attempt to
Speaker 2: do something and and and understand going in that that
Speaker 2: the if the thing you're trying to do is to
Speaker 2: improve yourself, to better your position, to better your relationship,
Speaker 2: your family, anything, you're trying to be a better you.
Speaker 2: You're trying to make more money, you're trying to get
Speaker 2: it together, you're trying to change if any of those
Speaker 2: things are in your hopes and dreams. Know this right,
Speaker 2: here you are about to face some challenges. But you
Speaker 2: might as well go ahead anyway and face those challenges,
Speaker 2: because if you don't, you have a whole other set
Speaker 2: of challenges to face. You know. It's it's an amazing thing, man,
Speaker 2: how people sit around and they watch other people strike
Speaker 2: out to become successful. They sit in the stands watching
Speaker 2: these people play out these games, and they and they
Speaker 2: and they criticize, They boo, they laugh at their efforts
Speaker 2: and everything, and they talk about the failse he missed
Speaker 2: that game when he shop boy, he sunk, man, he
Speaker 2: did this.
Speaker 1: He ain't worth that.
Speaker 2: I hear people who sit and stands who criticize people
Speaker 2: who are out there.
Speaker 1: On the playing field. Now, when you're on.
Speaker 2: The playing field, you have a set of challenges in
Speaker 2: front of you.
Speaker 1: You're going to be open to criticism. You're going to
Speaker 1: be open to ridicule. You're going to be talked about
Speaker 1: when you don't know the people who are talking about you. Now,
Speaker 1: here's the upside to being the player on the field
Speaker 1: that's facing all the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing, the joke,
Speaker 1: to being talked about. He has something going for him.
Speaker 1: This person, boy, woman, child, girl, man has an opportunity
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 2: They have an opportunity to win. And in the game
Speaker 2: of life, just because you lose one of the games
Speaker 2: or you lose one of the matches, it don't mean
Speaker 2: you've lost. You don't get put out. You keep playing.
Speaker 2: And when you're playing, here's the upside. You have the
Speaker 2: opportunity to win. But guess what, You're gonna win some
Speaker 2: of the matches. You're gonna win some of the points.
Speaker 2: You're gonna make some of the dunks. You're gonna hit
Speaker 2: some of them over the wall. You're gonna hit some
Speaker 2: out the park. You're gonna score some goals. You will
Speaker 2: if you're playing the game. Here's the problem with the
Speaker 2: people who don't face criticism, who nobody boos or cheers for,
Speaker 2: who sits in the stands and knows neither victory nor defeat.
Speaker 2: Those people, without realizing it, are facing a set of
Speaker 2: challenges also. And the challenges they're facing is how I'm
Speaker 2: gonna live with myself? What I'm gonna do? Now, what
Speaker 2: direction am I going in? Where am I gonna live?
Speaker 2: Wonder what job will hire me? Wonder if I can
Speaker 2: get paid for criticize? Ah, woe is me, I can't
Speaker 2: find the purpose in my life. And man, I'm just
Speaker 2: waking up in a state of confusion. I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do. Now, let me ask you something, which
Speaker 2: one of them set the challenges you'd rather be faced with?
Speaker 2: Because if I'm on the flow playing, if I'm on
Speaker 2: the field playing, if I'm out on the court playing,
Speaker 2: then guess what I got a chance at winning? But
Speaker 2: guess what I'm doing every day while I'm playing. I'm strategizing.
Speaker 2: I'm waking up with a purpose. I'm waking up trying
Speaker 2: to come up with another angle. I'm in pursuit of
Speaker 2: a goal every single day, versus the people in the
Speaker 2: stands who know neither victory nor defeat. Get in the game,
Speaker 2: face the challenges. Better yourself, better your wife, better your children,
Speaker 2: better your condition, better your employment status, better your job,
Speaker 2: better your career. Take a shot. Come on, man, what
Speaker 2: you waiting on? Because the alternative is to watch other
Speaker 2: people play the game? You know what I just do?
Speaker 2: Sometimes Sometimes I just I get Forbes magazine or Money magazine,
Speaker 2: or sometimes I still grab a copy of the rob Report.
Speaker 2: I just flip through it just to see get I
Speaker 2: used to get these this book called Unique Homes. Unique
Speaker 2: Homes is a magazine that just has a lot of
Speaker 2: extravagant houses that's on sale across the country, across the world.
Speaker 2: I used to flip through. Man, let me just see, man,
Speaker 2: what the people that's playing the game out there doing.
Speaker 2: Stop watching other people become successful when you could very
Speaker 2: easily be you if you make the decision. But when
Speaker 2: you make the decision to become successful, get ready for
Speaker 2: a series of challenges. I think it's more difficult not
Speaker 2: to accept the challenge.
Speaker 1: I think it's for me. This is just for me.
Speaker 1: It may not be the case for you.
Speaker 2: For me, I think it's far more difficult to wake
Speaker 2: up and just see how life gonna go today, because man,
Speaker 2: it could just deal you any kind of hand today.
Speaker 2: You understand, I don't like, you know, spades. Let's talk
Speaker 2: a card game for a time, the game of spades. Really, man,
Speaker 2: it ain't a whole lot you can do if you
Speaker 2: don't get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of
Speaker 2: little strategies you're gonna do. But you can have all
Speaker 2: this age, king, queen, diamond all you want. But man,
Speaker 2: you ain't got no spades. They cutting them. You're in trouble.
Speaker 2: Be it with different game. You can create what's in
Speaker 2: your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
Speaker 2: can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
Speaker 2: can make diamonds your spades. You can make hard to
Speaker 2: clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. You can do
Speaker 2: something with it. It's a different game, man. You can strategize.
Speaker 2: I would rather have a say so in my life
Speaker 2: than to wake up every day and just see how
Speaker 2: it's going. I think it's more difficult to not accept
Speaker 2: the challenge to be something than it is to accept
Speaker 2: the challenge to be something. I think it's more difficult
Speaker 2: to sit around and not be nothing. I think it's
Speaker 2: harder to watch everybody in life going somewhere but mine.
Speaker 2: I think it would be very difficult for me to
Speaker 2: sit here and hear them talking about other people that
Speaker 2: never mentioned my name. It would be difficult for me
Speaker 2: to see everybody rise and getting promotions accept me. That
Speaker 2: would be difficult for me. It may not be for you,
Speaker 2: but for me it would be quite challenging. I would
Speaker 2: rather accept the challenge of making something out of my
Speaker 2: life than to sit there and criticize those and then
Speaker 2: watch and see how my life just may go Okay,
Speaker 2: just a thought.
Speaker 8: Today you're listening morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. We are here. It is morning time.
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Speaker 2: yet alive again. I don't know about you, but I'm
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Speaker 9: Then it's Friday, Steve Harvey, good morning call.
Speaker 8: He for real, never mad on a Friday.
Speaker 2: What's up fruit.
Speaker 10: Junior ox tail seven nine pound this weekend?
Speaker 1: Just doing nothing?
Speaker 2: I can make somebody.
Speaker 11: Sentence man, Yes, Anthony Brown, you know what, Sean. After
Speaker 11: putting in a full week of work, it's like reaching
Speaker 11: a Friday. Thank you so much that we're here. We
Speaker 11: made it on Why I.
Speaker 1: Want to do? You know one day this week?
Speaker 9: Today?
Speaker 2: Wow, King of Preaks.
Speaker 1: Friday night, just got paid. Friday, baby, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Friday, Friday.
Speaker 1: You know Friday is good.
Speaker 3: But Friday used to be kind of scary when you
Speaker 3: was in school, cause that's when you get your ass
Speaker 3: whooped at three on Friday.
Speaker 1: You know you can get your you can get jumped
Speaker 1: on Friday.
Speaker 2: School that didn't happen came out Friday.
Speaker 1: You got your air whooped on Mondays Day when you got.
Speaker 2: Your airth well, you know I got a light on
Speaker 2: a lot of fights on Friday. Trying to help your
Speaker 2: little sorry assy Friday. I got to go down here
Speaker 2: and keep his.
Speaker 8: Ass's all right.
Speaker 1: You were supposed to do.
Speaker 2: You were supposed but it wasn't the good mouse. I'm
Speaker 2: ten years older than him. It ain't a good little
Speaker 2: he on the playground. I'm over there, I'm eighteen, trying
Speaker 2: to slow this ass whooping down.
Speaker 3: Back then you could hit the eight year old boy,
Speaker 3: hit him and you'll left you Well, I don't understand him.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm too old to be out there jumping on
Speaker 2: their kids grown.
Speaker 9: But I'm saying, why if they want to jump on
Speaker 9: Tommy though he is right there, because he was clever.
Speaker 11: They hated clever kids.
Speaker 9: They did.
Speaker 8: Tommy.
Speaker 1: All I know, sir, that I was getting jumped on.
Speaker 8: I'm glad Jay is here today one of his work days.
Speaker 11: To what what's different people jumped on and picked though?
Speaker 11: What is the difference between jumped on and.
Speaker 9: Chump on two or three people on his words, jumped on,
Speaker 9: cat picked.
Speaker 1: On, is your mama?
Speaker 2: Your mama jokes?
Speaker 3: The picked on is your mama jokes?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 11: Can you get picked on and jumped on at the same.
Speaker 2: Picking on usually occurs hold of jumping yes, in order
Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, that's the lead off. They don't jump
Speaker 2: on you then pick on you. They pick on you
Speaker 2: and depend on how you're taking it. That turns into
Speaker 2: a whoopie.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I only got jumped on Jay after I
Speaker 3: said some stuff he told me to say.
Speaker 2: San I told him, he said if he could back
Speaker 2: it up. I didn't tell him to go down there
Speaker 2: that day.
Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, will
Speaker 9: you go up from the nephew as he runs that
Speaker 9: prank back right after this? You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show?
Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time to start the morning off
Speaker 9: with the nephew and run that prank back.
Speaker 8: What you got for snap?
Speaker 3: Surely it is PSC ps C, that is prostate chuckle.
Speaker 1: Let's go yeah, no PSC cross state.
Speaker 4: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. Roger, my
Speaker 4: name is Greg, I'm a PSC. I got you on
Speaker 4: my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow
Speaker 4: morning at about seven fifteen. I just want to give
Speaker 4: you a call and give your heads up and let
Speaker 4: you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
Speaker 4: my understanding, you go to work yet. Uh, oh, you say,
Speaker 4: I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
Speaker 4: I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
Speaker 4: you go to work at seven thirty, and my proceed
Speaker 4: is only going to take a couple of minutes. But
Speaker 4: I wanted to a friendly call and let you know
Speaker 4: that I will be by there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 12: What's a PSC PFC?
Speaker 13: What's you said?
Speaker 14: A PSC?
Speaker 4: PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
Speaker 4: in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
Speaker 4: fourteen years now.
Speaker 12: What is PSC specialist?
Speaker 13: What you do?
Speaker 4: Oh? You're not I'm sorry, you're not familiar.
Speaker 12: How you got me on the schedule? Why ain't you
Speaker 12: trying to us?
Speaker 4: And nothing? Oh? I got you on my list here.
Speaker 4: I don't know who puts you on here, but you
Speaker 4: it's been paid for everything for me to come by
Speaker 4: and do my job, and like I said, it only
Speaker 4: take me a couple of minutes and I'll have you
Speaker 4: on your way. How do you get my number? Take in?
Speaker 12: How did you get my phone number?
Speaker 4: Sir? Everything I have got, I got twenty stops tomorrow
Speaker 4: and I got your schedules as my first stop tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: I don't know I got your phone number. I do
Speaker 4: have your address. Are you at drive Yeah.
Speaker 12: That's my ad just but I'm not scheduled for nobody
Speaker 12: to come to my house in the morning. I gotta
Speaker 12: go to work in the morning. I'm i gonna be
Speaker 12: you right right.
Speaker 4: My understanding, Well, from my understanding, you pull out about
Speaker 4: seven thirty and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen.
Speaker 4: Like I said, you know, the procedure only takes about
Speaker 4: two three minutes, and you don't worry about everybody my information?
Speaker 12: You know when I leave home and everything.
Speaker 14: Who is it?
Speaker 4: Like I said, my name is Greg, I'm a PSC
Speaker 4: and I'll be there.
Speaker 12: Okay, you said that, I read it.
Speaker 4: You'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
Speaker 4: give your friendly call here on Sunday and let you
Speaker 4: know that I'll be there. I'll be there about seven fifteen,
Speaker 4: and we'll get you taken care of it, and then
Speaker 4: I'll let you get on any way to work.
Speaker 12: You still ain't telling me what I What you're supposed
Speaker 12: to be.
Speaker 9: Doing, sir.
Speaker 4: A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker, and
Speaker 4: what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
Speaker 4: pro state tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Oh well, now you ain't coming here checking my price state.
Speaker 12: I get my price state checked by my doctor. Who
Speaker 12: was you talking about coming to check my five state?
Speaker 4: Now at my house?
Speaker 14: You ain't come to check my And.
Speaker 4: You know what, I get this all the time. I
Speaker 4: get a lot of people that are in denial, A
Speaker 4: lot of men that claim that they got.
Speaker 12: The state is fined. I my price state check just
Speaker 12: air at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't
Speaker 12: need to come to my eye checking my prive state, Sir.
Speaker 4: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
Speaker 4: denial saying that they got it checked and they got it.
Speaker 4: A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
Speaker 4: there has to be a reason if I got you
Speaker 4: on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid one
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come out
Speaker 4: there and check it.
Speaker 12: Well, you should be happy you paid us twenty five dollars.
Speaker 14: This is a lesson job.
Speaker 12: You have to do that because you're not come and
Speaker 12: check my prive state.
Speaker 4: Sir. I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by
Speaker 4: there tomorrow and I'm seven pif pent. I'm putting my
Speaker 4: rubber glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
Speaker 4: and i am gonna check your price state and then
Speaker 4: I'll let you get on the work.
Speaker 12: Well, I'll tell you what. That rubber glove ain't going
Speaker 12: nowhere their me home, boy.
Speaker 14: I tell you what.
Speaker 12: You may on over my eyes if.
Speaker 4: You want to.
Speaker 12: It's not gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be
Speaker 12: nice with you in your rubber glove.
Speaker 4: Sirt might have mad to stick a.
Speaker 12: Rebel glove up joke when I'm done with you, and
Speaker 12: don't be comforted by my high talking about taking my
Speaker 12: price state.
Speaker 4: Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
Speaker 4: calls to black men? Do you realize that.
Speaker 12: I understand that all right the black men.
Speaker 4: Three out of five black men are lost every year.
Speaker 4: So you ought to be very grateful that someone is
Speaker 4: sending me by there to check it. And make sure
Speaker 4: you're okay.
Speaker 12: I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
Speaker 12: I go to every at.
Speaker 4: Once a year.
Speaker 12: Man, you're gonna have to talk to my hot time
Speaker 12: by sticking no rubber glove of me.
Speaker 4: Man, it's fun with you, sir. So I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: sit here and go back and forth with you. My
Speaker 4: job is to give you a friendly call and let
Speaker 4: you know that I'm coming all right now tomorrow morn listen.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear anymore of it. Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
Speaker 4: price state checked whether you like it or not.
Speaker 14: Well, you made y'all buy here, then I.
Speaker 4: Show you here.
Speaker 14: You bayl bad? Thank you bad enough.
Speaker 12: To come over here and check my price?
Speaker 14: Sate you bay it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make it so you just be ready at
Speaker 4: seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate checking.
Speaker 14: I'll be here. That's don't let you go on the
Speaker 14: work in case. Come you come on over here if
Speaker 14: you want.
Speaker 12: You you know my address and all about what time
Speaker 12: I go to work and everything. You you bang your back,
Speaker 12: don't over here if you want to.
Speaker 4: I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
Speaker 4: and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
Speaker 4: to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning.
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what you bring your mark John over them.
Speaker 14: You you think you know who I am, what I
Speaker 14: need over there? You come on over here and you
Speaker 14: do what you gotta do. I can't bring over there
Speaker 14: tomorrow more wherever being wrong. You're gonna be checking something
Speaker 14: else besides me. You're gonna be checking you off. You
Speaker 14: bring it.
Speaker 12: I don't know where if you want to she if
Speaker 12: I don't get you up out of here, I'll be
Speaker 12: coming to my house today. But you you tell somebody
Speaker 12: talking about I needed prostaint check or something, somebody on
Speaker 12: the phone talking out I need to prostate or something.
Speaker 12: You bang your I'll tell you what.
Speaker 14: I'll be here when you get here. You bang it over.
Speaker 14: I will tomorrow in the morh going off. You may
Speaker 14: walk it. If you gotta be weird away.
Speaker 12: From this, you may if you want to.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be checking your prostays. Got to tell you ain't in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 12: You want to tell about checking the price state, You're
Speaker 12: gonna be checking your own pride state because I'm telling
Speaker 12: you what, I got something for you. You come from here,
Speaker 12: you bang your bad You think you're bad enough to
Speaker 12: come off here and chase I'm over here.
Speaker 14: You come on with it.
Speaker 4: I got one more wing I need to say to
Speaker 4: you all. You're listening, then, what Dad you got to
Speaker 4: say to me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 12: You told me it's not just you got to tell me.
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 14: Are you listening to me? This bay down over here?
Speaker 14: You're gonna be here and I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna be over there. But I got one more thing
Speaker 4: I want to say.
Speaker 12: Are you listening what you got to say to me?
Speaker 4: Man? That's this nephew tim Me from the Steve Harby
Speaker 4: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy? Who?
Speaker 12: Who who you say you was?
Speaker 15: Again?
Speaker 4: Hey man, this is Nephew tim Me from the Steve
Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank
Speaker 4: phone call you, Chris, don't harmond?
Speaker 14: Tell me by man all Roger boy, y'all about to
Speaker 14: make me go out? I'm wonder who the hell don't
Speaker 14: come out?
Speaker 12: Somebody how to do a pro state kicks on a
Speaker 12: regular basis like that? Yeah? Yeah, I sold got me, man,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna get him back. Boy, I can't believe you
Speaker 12: do me like that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go over there and check his pro state.
Speaker 12: You know, I don't even think you get here checked
Speaker 12: on the regular. I want to have somebody to come
Speaker 12: check mine.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 4: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, time now for ask the c l O.
Speaker 9: The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building.
Speaker 9: Are you ready, sir, Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 9: Ma and Tulsa says, I'm a forty year old professional
Speaker 9: man and I have two Great Danes that are my babies.
Speaker 9: I recently started dating a new woman, and she's intimidated
Speaker 9: by my dogs because of their size. When she first
Speaker 9: visited me, I put the dogs in the garage, but
Speaker 9: it's too cold for that.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 9: I suggested to her, I let the dogs room free
Speaker 9: in the house and we can stay in my bedroom.
Speaker 9: She didn't like that idea, and she said we're not compatible.
Speaker 9: My dogs are sweethearts, So I don't know what the
Speaker 9: problem is. Should I compromise with her?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what's your compromise? Dog?
Speaker 1: You can lose your woman over them damn dog.
Speaker 2: Now, if that's what you prefer over this woman, then
Speaker 2: keep your damn dogs. I mean, you got two big
Speaker 2: ass great dangs walking around. She's scared of them. You know,
Speaker 2: sisters are scared of dogs like that. Should I compromise
Speaker 2: with her? What's the compromise? Pardon it, ain't that cold
Speaker 2: in the garage. Put a heat in the garage. You
Speaker 2: gonna lose his chick over these damn dogs. Understand If
Speaker 2: all you pet lovers is finna get mad at this statement, right,
Speaker 2: I don't give it. Then I don't give a damn
Speaker 2: I'm not losing the chicken my dreams over no damn
Speaker 2: dog or my dream I ain't never dreamed of no dog.
Speaker 8: Problem.
Speaker 2: That's all that to you. See, Everybody ain't gota like
Speaker 2: your dog. Everybody ain't dog people. Everybody ain't cat people.
Speaker 2: Everybody don't fish people, you know, And that's that's it.
Speaker 2: You know, my wife loves our dog bad, but she
Speaker 2: know I got rules. You know, ain't staying here sleep
Speaker 2: in the bedroom for what man, he got in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: One morning, my arm was laying off the bed and
Speaker 2: he came over and was licking it. And I didn't
Speaker 2: know what it was. When I woke up and there
Speaker 2: was dog he got back, hand in his ass on her. No, no,
Speaker 2: I back him and peede on myself. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: not not now. What's gotta happen?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, back, I got to go get up in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm nicked.
Speaker 2: He see me. It's pitch black. I can't see him.
Speaker 2: Next thing, I know, his cold ass, his cold nose.
Speaker 2: Oh my ass, how that feel? I didn't take him
Speaker 2: a total doorway out.
Speaker 14: Gotta go.
Speaker 2: I'm damned. The total door way out.
Speaker 1: You don't even understand because.
Speaker 9: You don't need the light when you wake up.
Speaker 8: I get it because you don't wear everything.
Speaker 2: Nose his cold ass nosed and touch my ass. So no, no, man,
Speaker 2: you girl don't care about them great dangs. That's you don't.
Speaker 2: So how many your beer You're gonna lose a girl
Speaker 2: over the door. Get a heater for the garage.
Speaker 9: All right, Amar, you heard the clo moving on Chavette
Speaker 9: and Birmingham says, I'm fifty nine years old and I'm
Speaker 9: engaged to be married for the fourth time. I want
Speaker 9: everything to go right this time, so I need to
Speaker 9: know how I should handle a big secret. I have
Speaker 9: a problem with my feet, and I've hidden it from
Speaker 9: my fiance for the entire eight months we've been together.
Speaker 9: My feet sweat constantly and they smell bad. I constantly
Speaker 9: washed my feet and used powder when he was around.
Speaker 9: We will be living together soon, so my doctor said
Speaker 9: to be honest with him.
Speaker 8: Do you think it will be a deal breaker for him?
Speaker 2: Well, he'll come number five. Yeah, I ain't got nothing
Speaker 2: for you. Oh no, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1: You got to keep fixed punk your feet though, pitch out.
Speaker 1: You got to keep washing them and keep hout on him.
Speaker 2: Now, who wants to look down to the white air
Speaker 2: feet all the time, looking like you've been kicking sacks
Speaker 2: and fly all day long?
Speaker 1: We go, we go out one night in the summer.
Speaker 2: When we come home, I look down, you'll feet soppy, wet,
Speaker 2: and they think, girl a nutritionist. Maybe now you gotta
Speaker 2: get some injections. Yeah, I tell you, I have a suggestion.
Speaker 2: What go to home? Depot and get some Thompson's water
Speaker 2: sealer and dip your feet down in that ceiling. If
Speaker 2: it can seal the deck, it can seal your feet.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's all I got for you.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like some polished oak. What is gonna
Speaker 1: look like?
Speaker 2: What you want?
Speaker 1: You want shine, and you won't stink what you want shine.
Speaker 8: I'll take shine out there.
Speaker 2: So when you pour water on it, just beat up
Speaker 2: on it because it beat up everything. You don't need sweating,
Speaker 2: no more water, just roll right off.
Speaker 8: What's the name of it, Thompson.
Speaker 2: Thompson's water Seals for decks and porches.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, you.
Speaker 2: Heard clear color. Now don't go do that. That's what yo.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, of course, yes, please don't go do that
Speaker 9: for real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say, at home depot. I thought that would
Speaker 2: clear it up, but yeah, you know, just for protection purposes.
Speaker 9: Marshawn in Houston says, I'm twenty eight years old and
Speaker 9: married to a great guy that is starting his own business.
Speaker 9: His business partner is my friend from my hometown, and
Speaker 9: he has a successful business already. He might be into
Speaker 9: some kind of fail attraction because we had sex a
Speaker 9: few times before. I got married for old times sake,
Speaker 9: and about three months ago he met my husband and
Speaker 9: propositioned him about a new business idea. I may be
Speaker 9: overthinking this, but it's odd to me.
Speaker 8: What do you think? Does he have an ulterior motive?
Speaker 2: He propositioned your husband about it is business idea?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Well, well, if the proposition got something to.
Speaker 2: Do with you, you may not how to worry about
Speaker 2: this old secret no more because he can get an
Speaker 2: ass will because once a man make you his wife,
Speaker 2: he he called with a different attitude. You might want
Speaker 2: to tell him, might want to tell him you nothing,
Speaker 2: tell him for what the business might be a legitimate business.
Speaker 2: You're overthinking it.
Speaker 1: So don't tell him. Y'all have a relationship, and why
Speaker 1: don't you do that?
Speaker 2: No? Her?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 8: Everything? All right?
Speaker 15: Jay?
Speaker 2: It ain't the time for honesty you you Yeah? Where
Speaker 2: do y'all keep getting me the honest? Most never? It's
Speaker 2: damn say no time to come clean?
Speaker 4: By what?
Speaker 2: And that Ald is saying that everyone's ever and the
Speaker 2: dog come to light. That ain't true saying the dog
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 9: Listen, thank you feel we're out of time. You're listening
Speaker 9: Morning show.
Speaker 14: Jay.
Speaker 9: This is about stuff you say to your neighbors. Under
Speaker 9: your breath, please explain. This has to do what we
Speaker 9: see our neighbors all the time.
Speaker 11: We're not that fond of them sometimes so we speak,
Speaker 11: But under our breath we're saying little things, little little
Speaker 11: insulting things like hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: You kind of downe last as.
Speaker 11: Keep one hundred, Jack, keeping it keeping it one?
Speaker 8: You got one Jack, Jake.
Speaker 2: I just want Earl, how you doing? How you Earl man?
Speaker 2: You need some curtains?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Franklin's good to see you.
Speaker 10: Hope they boys stay home this time.
Speaker 8: It takes vacations.
Speaker 9: See U fift times? Come on, nephew, stuff.
Speaker 3: Parkins, How are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: If you do something with that damn boat you've been having.
Speaker 2: Worse?
Speaker 3: I know it's Kennedy.
Speaker 16: Hey, I don't smell that.
Speaker 5: We wail in.
Speaker 8: Cross the street, smell.
Speaker 2: Dale Dale, Kim. How you guys doing today? To stupid
Speaker 2: ass Ki half Yeah.
Speaker 9: Stuff we say to our neighbors under it's gotta be said, come.
Speaker 2: On Smith, scut see right now.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't be pushing my mama that she got to
Speaker 10: do something.
Speaker 3: Three people, Hey mom, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: You can have your fair wife from swimming naked on
Speaker 3: the probably scaring the hell out of my dog stands gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got folk claws on the block, and don't none.
Speaker 9: Of them four cards?
Speaker 8: Yard is a mess.
Speaker 9: Up, We say to our neighbors under our breath.
Speaker 3: Come on, will us spot old boy? I see I
Speaker 3: have a go with today.
Speaker 2: Shore glady over there, because that roughly he cut.
Speaker 9: He killed my flowers.
Speaker 1: He spoke to me and cut my grass.
Speaker 9: Like, wow, that's bad. That's a dragon, right.
Speaker 2: Hey, ain't Johnson's.
Speaker 10: It's good to see y'all.
Speaker 2: All right now, man, now now.
Speaker 1: We good good?
Speaker 10: Stay right now.
Speaker 1: I know a baby when he eat paper. I know
Speaker 1: that baby eat paper.
Speaker 9: And he gotta tell me no more.
Speaker 10: I know that baby eats pipe.
Speaker 2: Baby he's smart at all.
Speaker 1: Now you gotta bring mo no.
Speaker 4: We good.
Speaker 9: His birthday, We say to our neighbors under our bread.
Speaker 3: Tommy go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day?
Speaker 1: Good cook? Wasn't good last night? Damn police?
Speaker 2: No you said.
Speaker 1: You called them.
Speaker 4: Stuff?
Speaker 9: We say to our neighbors under our breath.
Speaker 1: Herman, how y'all doing ethel and her.
Speaker 2: Tell me y'all put your mom in a hole?
Speaker 9: Say that.
Speaker 1: From the window.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like people don't do that.
Speaker 8: Hey, mister Mitchell, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't see that, you just don't.
Speaker 1: You don't leave it.
Speaker 2: Neigh.
Speaker 9: Stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.
Speaker 10: James, hey, jations going on?
Speaker 2: All right now, I ain't the end the world?
Speaker 13: No better that that damn line. He ain't killing that
Speaker 13: way too much noise. I don't even know how they
Speaker 13: touched both they stumached. All right now, I'm good.
Speaker 9: Man, Come on, nephew. Stuff, We say to our neighbors
Speaker 9: under our breath.
Speaker 3: Condley, Kindley, y'all looking good, looking real good, and come
Speaker 3: over with this line though you come over this damn
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that you know what's damn line? I
Speaker 3: know you know what you know my side? You know
Speaker 3: your damn sign or that probably line means, but it
Speaker 3: means something, you know where that line, that's my line.
Speaker 8: Stuff, We say to our neighbors under our breath.
Speaker 16: Hey, what's going Yeah, I'm good?
Speaker 2: Who she was gone that night?
Speaker 9: I got into a fund.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, come.
Speaker 9: On, Steve closed it out.
Speaker 2: Stuff, We say, Sydney, Hey, it invited me over to
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 8: And everything.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I know you ran out of room.
Speaker 10: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 9: Ah guds, thank you. That was good. Coming up more
Speaker 9: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: It is time, guys. Would you rather take five toddlers
Speaker 9: to the beach or would you rather take them to
Speaker 9: six Flags Beach?
Speaker 1: Beach?
Speaker 2: The beach to rides? So them people? Now, all them
Speaker 2: games and different food boosts, No path throom, No, we
Speaker 2: all go in the bathroom at the same time. Let's
Speaker 2: walk out in the water ahead, let's walk on back.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Now we're gonna take them five
Speaker 2: tallers to the beach. Watch on the collar, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, we ain't for to go to this park though,
Speaker 2: whole hands. Watch people.
Speaker 9: Would you rather wear a linen suit without underwear or
Speaker 9: would you rather wear dress suits, dress shoes with tube socks.
Speaker 9: Linen suit, no underwear, dress shoes, tube socks.
Speaker 1: Give me the linen suit, linen and no drugs.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try that.
Speaker 1: I'm go have to go and put these damn tube socks.
Speaker 17: I'll tell you right why linen uh huh lenity, Yeah,
Speaker 17: it gets real fast.
Speaker 2: I ain't thick enough, I ain't enough support you know.
Speaker 2: Hell all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather your face turns red fire red when
Speaker 9: you're aroused? Or would you rather your eyes blink real
Speaker 9: fast when you're around?
Speaker 2: Mind?
Speaker 1: Blink fast? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Mine blinking immediately when I'm around.
Speaker 1: You think I'm trying to give you a signal?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: What about you, junior?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna go with blink real fast. I don't
Speaker 10: want be breathing.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 10: It's hard to get rid of my coat. I can't.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 2: I just going to take the red face.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be sitting everyone. You don't think I
Speaker 1: got your ride?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather make love for hours?
Speaker 9: Make love for hours once a week or a quickie
Speaker 9: twice a week? Make love for hours just once a week,
Speaker 9: or have a quickie two times a week?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You're not a robot?
Speaker 2: I do that one hour once a week? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: put some pressure, you can do moves, you try things,
Speaker 2: you know you you know you take a drink, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Get some water here?
Speaker 8: Hour for hours?
Speaker 6: Week?
Speaker 2: Two quirkies? Now? Hell, no, all right, we gotta go.
Speaker 8: That's today's rounded. Would you rather doth.
Speaker 3: In Alabama and everybody around the way. It's your boy nephew.
Speaker 3: Tell me July fifteenth, the nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what I said? Dothan, Alabama?
Speaker 3: I said, July fifteenth, the nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 3: I'm back, I'm stronger, I'm better, I gotta testimony.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a purpose and.
Speaker 1: I'm still straight stupid.
Speaker 3: Come on and get you laugh on baby, it's going
Speaker 3: down July fifteenth.
Speaker 1: Nope, that Alabama tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 8: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now to check Steve's voicemail and if
Speaker 9: you want to leave a message for Steve, call him
Speaker 9: eight seven seven twenty nine Steve.
Speaker 8: All right, Steve, this first caller has a spiritual question
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 18: Good evening, Steve. Thank you so much for sharing your
Speaker 18: inspirational relationship with God with the world. My question is simple,
Speaker 18: how does one stop longing for something that God has
Speaker 18: obviously said no to that particular question? Thank you bye.
Speaker 1: That's my question.
Speaker 2: That's everybody's dilemma.
Speaker 8: We want what we want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's everybody's delivering. And then also sometimes what you want, Jess,
Speaker 2: is in the form of temptations. You know, it's not
Speaker 2: always longing for something you ask God for and he
Speaker 2: told you no. Sometimes God makes moves he know you
Speaker 2: wouldn't make because he heard conversations you didn't hear, and
Speaker 2: He made decisions that you just not gonna make for
Speaker 2: the betterment of yourself. Example, I want this relationship to
Speaker 2: work with this person. God know that ain't the one
Speaker 2: you need, so sometimes he don't aid you in doing that.
Speaker 2: Now you can run off and do it yourself, but
Speaker 2: you're gonna get beat up. He not coming back. You
Speaker 2: quit asking God for him to come back. He not
Speaker 2: coming back. Now they got nothing to do with God.
Speaker 2: The dude you want and made a decision that he
Speaker 2: don't want you. Now, once you keep asking God for
Speaker 2: him for instead, you should ask God for somebody that
Speaker 2: want you. So sometimes and I had to learn this myself.
Speaker 2: The thing that I'm asking God for that I keep
Speaker 2: getting a know to is for a reason.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And it's.
Speaker 2: Usually been because God, I'd have something.
Speaker 1: Better for me.
Speaker 8: Better all the time.
Speaker 2: But you got to open up yourself to the better
Speaker 2: and stop thinking you got the answer. You can't ask
Speaker 2: God to bless you and then tell him how to
Speaker 2: do it. To do that's just does a man brother.
Speaker 9: Uh huh, all right, you better preach up in here.
Speaker 9: You met a minister, all right, this caller, all right.
Speaker 9: Last week we had a colo question, Steve.
Speaker 8: It was about the Uh. It was from the married
Speaker 8: woman who had emailed us.
Speaker 9: She asked us if she was wrong because she purchased
Speaker 9: Raider season football tickets but changed them from her husband's
Speaker 9: name to her name after he told her he preferred
Speaker 9: attending the games with his boys instead of going with her.
Speaker 8: So this caller has a comment about that.
Speaker 9: Say, Steve, come lousing your radio show this morning, and
Speaker 9: I agree with you.
Speaker 15: My husband is one of the three brothers.
Speaker 9: The brothers need to be to Gebo sometimes just a mend.
Speaker 9: I'm okay with him hanging with his brothers. You don't
Speaker 9: need me around all the time.
Speaker 15: We didn't get it once they for.
Speaker 8: Us even seven days a week.
Speaker 12: Let that man have some men time.
Speaker 15: If you don't, you wanna drive him crazy, and you're
Speaker 15: gonna want to know why he ain't home, or you're
Speaker 15: coming home and go straight to leave.
Speaker 1: These woman needs to let her loose.
Speaker 15: You want to hang with your girls, You hang with
Speaker 15: your girls.
Speaker 9: You don't ask to come.
Speaker 2: I love it when my husband hang with his brother.
Speaker 3: Let them men have that many time.
Speaker 9: Y'all have a good day.
Speaker 2: I didn't that because listen, everybody needs me time.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Say, when I tell my wife I'm going on the
Speaker 2: golf trip, she wanna be talking them cannot go? No,
Speaker 2: she know I don't want her to go right now,
Speaker 2: I want to go play golf, talk trash, get to
Speaker 2: go eat without showering? Then I want to take a shower.
Speaker 2: All these speeches you got, you've been playing golf. I'm
Speaker 2: hungry now, I'm hungry now, I'm hungry now and now
Speaker 2: here she she'd have walked in the room. I do
Speaker 2: want to go where you ain't?
Speaker 1: You ain't get out.
Speaker 2: Of this studio, Mardrie. You're not going to play golf.
Speaker 2: You are not going to play golf. No, you don't
Speaker 2: want to go to not going. I want to talk.
Speaker 2: I don't want to shower when you asked me to show,
Speaker 2: so I want to heat. Now, Why don't you take
Speaker 2: a shower first? You enjoy your food better? Who need
Speaker 2: a shower to enjoy it?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: Can we go to break?
Speaker 8: Yeah? It's about that time?
Speaker 9: Love all right?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 9: Coming up next it is the nephew today's break phone call.
Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening hard morning.
Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 9: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 9: subject my sugar Daddy set me up.
Speaker 8: But right now the nephew here, what the prank phone call?
Speaker 8: What you got next?
Speaker 1: House party, ed Glenn? Oh, house party? Everybody like a
Speaker 1: good house party?
Speaker 8: House good Glen, Glen.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice
Speaker 4: over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
Speaker 4: Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see U
Speaker 4: if y'all need some What kind of beer should I bring? Man?
Speaker 4: Y'all want some beer? Man?
Speaker 15: Everybody over here pretty much do?
Speaker 4: Budwiser?
Speaker 15: Man, who'd you say? Just watch the game?
Speaker 4: This Lawrence? This launch man. I ran to see your
Speaker 4: wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,
Speaker 4: you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
Speaker 4: come on through if I ass some time. So I
Speaker 4: didn't want to just come through that without nothings, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. I want to you know, come
Speaker 4: through empty hand and looking disrespectful.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I feeling, man, just be pretty much over age,
Speaker 15: just kicking and watching the game. Man, you can you
Speaker 15: know some beer, some ice that is, that'd be good?
Speaker 4: Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,
Speaker 4: I mean people all. I want to make sure I'll
Speaker 4: bring enough stuff.
Speaker 15: Yeah, but who who do you? I can't, I can't really, man,
Speaker 15: who'd you say this was?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 15: Though?
Speaker 4: My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Laura. I
Speaker 4: went to Uh, I went to school with Glinda.
Speaker 15: Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?
Speaker 4: Okay, Laurence, Huh yeah we went. We went to school together,
Speaker 4: so you know, we we I ain't seen her like, man,
Speaker 4: I swear it's been like fifteen twenty years, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean ironically, you know, I just got back
Speaker 4: to town, you know, two weeks ago, and to you know,
Speaker 4: running to a classmate. I was like wow, but but
Speaker 4: you know, uh, she invited me off. Man, I ain't
Speaker 4: been nowhere since I got here. So you know, it's
Speaker 4: cool just to get out a little bit. So you know,
Speaker 4: you say, but wise and I bring some ice, man,
Speaker 4: So yeah, we good? We good. I'm just gonna bring
Speaker 4: a couple of cases. That's cool.
Speaker 15: Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say Glenda,
Speaker 15: which y'all, y'all, y'all went to high school of college
Speaker 15: and what you what'd you meet her at?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, me and me and Glenna went to
Speaker 4: high school together. Dog.
Speaker 15: Oh, y'all went to high school together.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 15: Okay, you say what you say? You said your ain't Lawrence?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lawrence Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man,
Speaker 4: that was you know, man, Glennon still look good? God?
Speaker 4: How long y'all been married?
Speaker 15: Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
Speaker 4: Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, man, you
Speaker 4: did good.
Speaker 15: Man.
Speaker 4: I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: But you know it's neither hitting on that man, But
Speaker 4: this is ironic that I ran into him. Man, So
Speaker 4: I just appreciated the invite I saw. I saw Glindon. Man, yoo,
Speaker 4: your girl looking good, man, I ain't seen it in
Speaker 4: a long time, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 15: Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,
Speaker 15: what do you mean you you hate you messed that up?
Speaker 15: What do you mean? By that.
Speaker 4: Well, no, that's no. Okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm
Speaker 4: thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See Glendon was
Speaker 4: Glendon was my high school sweetheart. You know. We dated
Speaker 4: from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man, we
Speaker 4: went the problem together, all right, right, But I.
Speaker 15: Ain't, man, I see you know what man let me?
Speaker 4: She like, I don't know.
Speaker 15: I don't know what Glinda what she meant by by
Speaker 15: telling you, she you could come through the crib, bro,
Speaker 15: but you can't come through my house, dog. I mean
Speaker 15: I didn't. I didn't have mine back in the day,
Speaker 15: and she might have had hers, bro, But you you
Speaker 15: can't come over my house, dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, hold hold hello, holdo man. Now Glinda then
Speaker 4: invited me, and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 4: what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm
Speaker 4: coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 15: You ain't come into my house though, Hey.
Speaker 4: Dog, listen to me, man, I'm not finn sit in
Speaker 4: and go back and forth with you. I would have
Speaker 4: ran into Glenn in the store. Glenna said, she you know,
Speaker 4: it was good to see me, you know, come through
Speaker 4: the night. I say, cool, you know, and she gave
Speaker 4: me the number on asking you what else I should
Speaker 4: you know? What else I should get you? Know? So
Speaker 4: I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some
Speaker 4: lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's
Speaker 4: just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up?
Speaker 15: Insecure?
Speaker 8: Listen?
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 15: Dog, I'm I'm gonna go and get Glinda all right,
Speaker 15: and cause right here don't make sense to me.
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 15: What you mean? Glenny invited you to the house and
Speaker 15: I'm telling you right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro,
Speaker 15: if you come to my house, you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Get you up off. So you what you're threatening me? Now? Dog?
Speaker 4: That's what who ish you done? I'm gonna first, That's
Speaker 4: who I am done. I remember who's first. I'm off first.
Speaker 4: I'm the one. She really remembers.
Speaker 15: You mean you don't want She really remembers, I'm all first.
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 15: She mean I look, man, I like I said, you
Speaker 15: bring your pop over to my house. And it's gonna
Speaker 15: be about twenty way nor all my boys over here.
Speaker 15: We're thinking it.
Speaker 4: All right, you bring you over here.
Speaker 14: You won't leave.
Speaker 4: I promise you that I'll tell you what man, I'll
Speaker 4: be over there because Glinda the one invited me, and
Speaker 4: I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
Speaker 4: guess what, dog it's on and poppets. One thing I
Speaker 4: don't forgot is my first love and my first love
Speaker 4: that invited me to the house.
Speaker 15: And I can't I can't even deal with that right here, brother,
Speaker 15: I'm gonna tell you, no, you you obviously you don't
Speaker 15: spoke to Glinda. You know where I live, like you
Speaker 15: show your stuff. I want you to come on. I
Speaker 15: want you to come on over and you show up
Speaker 15: like I said, you shut up and everything going on,
Speaker 15: I promise.
Speaker 4: You that, brother. Whatever then, man, just whatever? Right?
Speaker 15: Hey bright look look man, me and my boys over here,
Speaker 15: we just waiting on we just waiting on there. All
Speaker 15: you gotta do is is make the move right.
Speaker 14: All you want to do is make if.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let me call Glenda.
Speaker 4: See I need to call Glinda because see see see.
Speaker 15: Glenna, let me kick Glinda.
Speaker 4: Can you don't you? I'm gonna tell you one month time.
Speaker 4: I am Glinda's first. Don't give her on the inner
Speaker 4: sidelighte I might be her last, her everything.
Speaker 15: Must be out his mind. See load this, I got
Speaker 15: this park on the phone.
Speaker 4: Rick yo, yo, dog. Let me ask you this here. Man,
Speaker 4: you don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you
Speaker 4: do you? What the I know where her spot at?
Speaker 15: What the fip are you dong? What the think this
Speaker 15: she is?
Speaker 4: Bro? Hey man, ain't you bring up over here?
Speaker 15: I don't want you to show up in Mike you
Speaker 15: call me with this stupid boy you're talking about my girl?
Speaker 4: My girl?
Speaker 15: Spot you come? But I want to see you at
Speaker 15: the crib right now. Bro, you're your whip. Right now
Speaker 15: you drive down to my you I'm you up.
Speaker 4: Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
Speaker 14: You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to tell you.
Speaker 15: What I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump
Speaker 15: you bring over here? Well, I'm telling you not going
Speaker 15: home though, you're not going home whatever.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to you?
Speaker 4: Is you listen my girl? I got one more thing
Speaker 4: I want to say to you though? Is you listening
Speaker 4: to me?
Speaker 15: I'm not listening to you?
Speaker 4: Hey man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidently
Speaker 4: you ay? Are you listening to me? You want to say,
Speaker 4: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your wife Glinda. You see.
Speaker 15: Not playing many, I'm playing dog gonna kill y'all.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 15: I'm so glad there's a joke. Bruh. I'm telling because
Speaker 15: one of us was leaving here tonight.
Speaker 4: Broh uh before.
Speaker 1: Going to my normal routine. Hey, j Anthony Brown?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you need?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: From my understanding, you know the other day when I
Speaker 3: was doing my golf turtle, they telling me, uh, they're
Speaker 3: telling me Jay, you you you mister team Tommy President
Speaker 3: Team tom They tell me you seeo a team time
Speaker 3: you're doing me?
Speaker 1: Now from what I understand, can Tommy can't here?
Speaker 2: Why Tim I can't here? Why are you? What did
Speaker 2: you hear it? What in what in mind did you do? Jay?
Speaker 11: In my defense, if y'all gonna sit in and talk,
Speaker 11: go back for giving the lady.
Speaker 2: You know, y'all.
Speaker 16: You had a long segment about forgiveness and what I'm
Speaker 16: what I'm asking you to anything that was a sense
Speaker 16: of I teach you to such deep down in your heart,
Speaker 16: I need your forgive me.
Speaker 1: And forgive me, serve you to know in your heart and.
Speaker 2: I'm not. What I'm not going to do is hug your.
Speaker 3: Ass, you know, Dathan Alabama and everybody around the way.
Speaker 3: July fifteenth, the nephew is coming to town. Did you
Speaker 3: hear what I said, Dothan, Alabama? I said, July fifteenth,
Speaker 3: the nephew is coming to town. I'm back, I'm stronger,
Speaker 3: I'm better, I gotta testimony. Oh, I got a purpose
Speaker 3: and I'm still straight stupid. Come on and get your
Speaker 3: laugh on, baby. It's going down July fifteenth. M hmm,
Speaker 3: Open Alabama. Tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 8: All right, we gotta move on, guys. Thank you nephew,
Speaker 8: and thank you Jay.
Speaker 9: Listen. Coming up, it's the Strawberry Letter. Subject my sugar Daddy,
Speaker 9: set me up. We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 13: Check all right, ladies, Gentlemy's time for the Strawberry letter
Speaker 13: with my good friend Shirley strawberiod.
Speaker 9: Thank you my good friend Junior subjected my sugar daddy
Speaker 9: set me up. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty four
Speaker 9: year old woman grieving for the loss of my seventy
Speaker 9: seven year old best friend and sugar daddy that had
Speaker 9: been in my life since I was nineteen. He was
Speaker 9: also my father's closest friend, so we kept our relationship
Speaker 9: a secret for obvious reasons. When it all started, he
Speaker 9: was married to a woman that I looked up to.
Speaker 9: She was beautiful and classy, and he turned me into
Speaker 9: her with all of the nice gifts and trips he
Speaker 9: sponsored for me. We didn't have sex until I was
Speaker 9: twenty three years old, and he never pressured me for sex.
Speaker 9: He rented me an apartment and he'd come stay with
Speaker 9: me for hours just to avoid the arguments with his wife.
Speaker 9: We were happy for about seven years until he got
Speaker 9: a divorce and he wanted to see me more because
Speaker 9: he was bored and lonely. If I was busy and
Speaker 9: couldn't make time for him, he would get an attitude
Speaker 9: and threaten to cut me off. Instead of letting me go,
Speaker 9: he bought me a three bedroom house and he helped
Speaker 9: me get a luxury vehicle. By then, he didn't care
Speaker 9: as much about us getting caught because he was divorced
Speaker 9: and lived alone. I was still afraid of my father
Speaker 9: finding out, so I was still living a stressful double life. Well,
Speaker 9: my sugar daddy died two months ago, and that's when
Speaker 9: all of our secrets were revealed. I got a call
Speaker 9: from his ex wife and she said that my sugar
Speaker 9: daddy left me a large sum of money, the deed
Speaker 9: to my house and his two cars. His ex wife
Speaker 9: called me a whore and said she would be calling
Speaker 9: my father next. Before I could take all of this in,
Speaker 9: my father called and said he heard the news. He
Speaker 9: told me to have a nice life with the money
Speaker 9: and gifts that I prostituted for.
Speaker 8: I was crushed.
Speaker 9: I've also been a daddy's girl and he won't speak always.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I've always been a daddy's girl and he
Speaker 9: won't speak to me. Well, my father ever loved me again.
Speaker 8: What should I do?
Speaker 9: Well, there's not really much you can do now it's
Speaker 9: been done and.
Speaker 8: Your sugar daddy is dead.
Speaker 9: So you know, to the question will your father ever
Speaker 9: love you again, I mean, he's not going to stop
Speaker 9: loving you. He's mad right now. He's disappointed in you
Speaker 9: terribly right now. So trying to talk to him and
Speaker 9: all that is just going to have to wait until later.
Speaker 9: Some time needs to pass, and he needs time, your
Speaker 9: father does. I mean, this was his closest friend and
Speaker 9: he found out in a crazy way from his friend's
Speaker 9: ex wife, and I'm sure he was shocked he found
Speaker 9: out that his friend.
Speaker 8: Was sleeping with his young daughter.
Speaker 9: He doesn't know that, you know, you guys didn't sleep
Speaker 9: together till you were twenty three or whatever. He knows
Speaker 9: that you've known him since nineteen. And your father's not
Speaker 9: going to be good with this.
Speaker 8: He's just not you know.
Speaker 9: I'm sure it was embarrassing to hear it from his
Speaker 9: ex wife, from his best friend's ex wife. Sure, all
Speaker 9: that was embarrassing for your dad. And of course we
Speaker 9: know why his ex wife is upset. I mean, she's
Speaker 9: hating on you because a you were seeing him while
Speaker 9: they were married. And the biggest one of all, the
Speaker 9: sugar Daddy really did.
Speaker 8: Set you up. He set you up in a good way.
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, he probably left you way more
Speaker 9: than he left his ex wife, even though they're exes
Speaker 9: and she's mad about that. He left you some very
Speaker 9: generous parting gifts, so you know, please be smart, don't
Speaker 9: lose it all because you feel guilty for being with
Speaker 9: him and all of that, but you know it is
Speaker 9: what it is now and you can't take that back.
Speaker 9: You need to concentrate on maybe trying to fix this
Speaker 9: with your father. I say again, give it time, stay
Speaker 9: out of his way until you can ask for his
Speaker 9: forgiveness and you can.
Speaker 8: Talk to your dad. That's all I got for you, Steve.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to say. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: You've been dealing with a man forty three year old
Speaker 2: age difference, your daddy's best friend. He was married, seeing
Speaker 2: it been in your life since she was nineteen, started
Speaker 2: sleeping with him when he was twenty three. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't really know what to tell you. You know,
Speaker 2: it's really nothing, you know, I mean, yeah, it's over,
Speaker 2: it's water over the damn now. I really don't know
Speaker 2: what to tell you, little little girl. I mean, hell,
Speaker 2: so what you did it you knew it was wrong
Speaker 2: when you was doing it, even when he was married.
Speaker 2: Then when he got a divorce, he wanted more. You
Speaker 2: didn't want to give him more. He wanted more time
Speaker 2: and everything. He didn't. We cared about hiding it no more.
Speaker 2: You know, he told you he was gonna cut you
Speaker 2: off and all of it. You know, I just is
Speaker 2: it enough money? Is it enough money to give a
Speaker 2: daddy some I mean, I mean, if we got a
Speaker 2: way to fix this, you know, can we you know,
Speaker 2: get your daddy in a new truck out of it
Speaker 2: or something? You know, you know, you know you can
Speaker 2: heal people if they find a way. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. You know it, you
Speaker 2: know now the whole thing is the reason your daddy
Speaker 2: so upset is caused the call he got from uh
Speaker 2: the ex wife. Guess what your damn daughtery did sleeping
Speaker 2: with uh Cleafans while he was living in that got
Speaker 2: Cleafans's car, cleafanss got Cleafanser's car, got got got the
Speaker 2: d the Cleafand's house. That left him half of the money.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a it's a wonder why me and
Speaker 2: Cleafans didn't make it.
Speaker 1: Serious. All this cause a kesha that that's what happens.
Speaker 2: So I really don't know. I don't know how I'm
Speaker 2: gonna help you. I'm gonna come back and we'll see,
Speaker 2: But I'm really kind of stuck. Maybe I should come
Speaker 2: back with a list of things you could do to
Speaker 2: try to like buy his affection back.
Speaker 8: All right, hang on, Steve, we'll know what to really
Speaker 8: fix it. We'll have part two of your.
Speaker 9: Response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 9: My Sugar Daddy set Me Up is the subject. We'll
Speaker 9: be back right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's let's get back into
Speaker 9: the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 8: We got to recap it. My sugar Daddy set me
Speaker 8: Up is the subject.
Speaker 2: Who, Yeah, this girl was sleeping with her father's best friend.
Speaker 2: Been in his life since she was nineteen. He recently died.
Speaker 2: He's seventy seven years old. She been in this man's life.
Speaker 2: He's forty three years older than her, and she started
Speaker 2: sleeping with the man when she was twenty three. And
Speaker 2: she had a beautiful wife that she looked up to.
Speaker 2: Class and everything, sent on trips and everything and then
Speaker 2: his wife and him got divorced, and he turned this
Speaker 2: young girl into his wife, set up, sent her on trips,
Speaker 2: sponsored everything, got apartment that did work, luxury vehicle, then
Speaker 2: bart of the house, all this here will he died.
Speaker 2: I killed over all this extra sex just wore and
Speaker 2: took him out, just took a toll on him. You know,
Speaker 2: the wife, the little girl, the wife, the little girl,
Speaker 2: little girl probably killed him though, you know that's the
Speaker 2: one that probably killed him. Said you need to be
Speaker 2: grieving for a couple of reasons, because you probably killed
Speaker 2: his old as and then you know, and so now
Speaker 2: you know you just did get you dealing with the
Speaker 2: fact that he left. And when the wheel got rid,
Speaker 2: the ex wife was there and found out that he'd
Speaker 2: have left you the house, the car, some of the
Speaker 2: money and set you up for real good. Oh now
Speaker 2: she may so, she gonna tell your daddy, I would
Speaker 2: have got more, but your little prostituting ass daughter that
Speaker 2: set up here and prostituted herself to my ex husband, Cliffords,
Speaker 2: who were your friend. And I bet all y'all knew
Speaker 2: it all along, and he didn't. So now your daddy
Speaker 2: mad at you. You want your daddy back because you've
Speaker 2: been a daddy's girl. So what I've come up with this, Dad,
Speaker 2: maybe you're gonna have to buy it by your way
Speaker 2: out this situation. My question was simply before we left,
Speaker 2: is there enough money to give your daddy song? So
Speaker 2: let's try to.
Speaker 1: Think of stuff that old men need. Do he need
Speaker 1: some teeth? Could that be it?
Speaker 2: You know sometimes old people be holding off on teeth.
Speaker 2: You know how your daddy's gum line looking at everything
Speaker 2: all right? You know, do look like he needs some
Speaker 2: ever clear or anything off the placement or some dentures?
Speaker 2: You know, Hey, all old men need a new transmission.
Speaker 2: Let's look into that. You know, can you can you
Speaker 2: get his transmission down that Amaco, you know, get it
Speaker 2: down there and see what kind of deals they got
Speaker 2: fixus transmitted. Yeah. Yeah, here's here's a big one.
Speaker 10: For old men.
Speaker 1: Is that some part of the body that he needs removed?
Speaker 2: You know they always you know, they put that off.
Speaker 2: You know, get your garb ladder took out. Old people
Speaker 2: put that off, you know, find out as their body
Speaker 2: part that he might need to move, you know, to
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: You can get through to it in that way.
Speaker 2: You've got to do something to get your gaddy back
Speaker 2: in your good graces. You know, do he need a
Speaker 2: flat screen? You know, here's another thing. Maybe he got
Speaker 2: different ties on his car. Do he wore all new
Speaker 2: tires that match, because a lot of old people don't
Speaker 2: have ties. That's a complete set. You got radios on
Speaker 2: the front, you got tread on the back, you got
Speaker 2: a chain link on one them. You gotta left. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe he need maybe he needs something. Maybe
Speaker 2: he need a body part. Do he need a foot
Speaker 2: removing it?
Speaker 4: Just?
Speaker 9: Do he need one?
Speaker 2: Do your daddy need a refrigerator in his room? You
Speaker 2: got to find Oh yeah, do he need a nurse's aid?
Speaker 2: Do you need somebody to come home and push him? Yeah,
Speaker 2: push him down to the stove.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: You know me old man like to get pushed down
Speaker 2: to the liquor store because they get to see the
Speaker 2: liquor from their chair. So dif you get because most
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of that good stuff is our level.
Speaker 2: The Hennessy and all that ian j is down. You know,
Speaker 2: Canadian wins all that stuff down.
Speaker 1: On the bottom rope. You know, you know you really
Speaker 1: thought about this.
Speaker 2: Sweaters. You know, maybe you can't have enough sweaters. You know,
Speaker 2: your daddy probably always wanted one of them cooochiees. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he probably always wanted you find.
Speaker 3: One of them.
Speaker 2: And hook him up with a coochie. You know, it's
Speaker 2: just some stuff you know y'all always wanted. You know,
Speaker 2: you got to think about that. You know, Hey, do
Speaker 2: he need a new Hey? Hey, get him an ivory checkerboard.
Speaker 2: Bet ain't nobody got that down there at the gas station.
Speaker 2: He show up with an ivory and jay, you know,
Speaker 2: check a boy, Hey, check the freezer. Fill it up
Speaker 2: with me. You don't man like that stuff? Old man like,
Speaker 2: old man like. That's a girl and girl, buddy, buddy,
Speaker 2: girl and can feel up their freet all kind of meat. Uh,
Speaker 2: just like that, you know, get him a new Wonder
Speaker 2: air conditioner summer coming that a really girl? If you
Speaker 2: put central Aye, now you winning. You can get your
Speaker 2: daddy back.
Speaker 8: Central app.
Speaker 4: This winter.
Speaker 2: Get them win to seal.
Speaker 8: Just take care of her, daddy.
Speaker 2: Lord, don't go in there and come up with a
Speaker 2: new water heatering because the two people take a bath.
Speaker 9: That's it right, Thank you. Steve Buster comments on Today's
Speaker 9: Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook
Speaker 9: and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.
Speaker 8: Done to man. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, it is time for comedy roulette, and
Speaker 9: Jay explained it to us Domina roulette.
Speaker 11: This will we take five subjects. We put the subjects
Speaker 11: on the wheel. We spun the wheel around and around
Speaker 11: and around. Where the wheel stops. Will do the damn thing.
Speaker 11: What are the subject you?
Speaker 9: Ready?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 9: Number one? I apologize baby. This is the first time
Speaker 9: this has ever happened. Number number two, Well, what is
Speaker 9: the baby going to sleep?
Speaker 4: That is me?
Speaker 8: Number three?
Speaker 9: How long is he going to stay in the sixth grade?
Speaker 2: Once again?
Speaker 9: Number four, Well you're big and bad, come on down here.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 9: Number five, I didn't get fired. They just tripping at
Speaker 9: the job.
Speaker 2: I didn't get fired.
Speaker 8: And here's a bonus.
Speaker 10: Number six.
Speaker 9: If you buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last, all.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, alright, alright, spend a day. That's the when
Speaker 6: you want, Jay, you did not want Number one?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 9: I apologize baby, This is the first time this has
Speaker 9: ever happened. Oh I don't want that one.
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 16: The problem is is you?
Speaker 2: You is the problem. I can't concentate because of you.
Speaker 11: You doing something to me, Yeah, make me lose my
Speaker 11: concentration and whatever, stop.
Speaker 2: It, you need to focus. That was personally, that was
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I wanted to stop.
Speaker 10: Um man, Okay, well look at, look at. I want
Speaker 10: to apologize.
Speaker 13: This has never happen, folk, but me and the microwave
Speaker 13: went off at the same time.
Speaker 8: I want to say, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I did not know I was through a Listen.
Speaker 19: Listen, listen, listen, listen. I apologize. This is the first
Speaker 19: time this has ever happened. I dreamed I was paying
Speaker 19: all right, that's why we're both laying here with just
Speaker 19: this is the third time this has ever happened.
Speaker 2: I was in my dream.
Speaker 8: Yeah, when you're twelve.
Speaker 2: Okay, come on, baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 2: know it was your mama, dyl.
Speaker 9: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I had no idea.
Speaker 9: All right, listen up next more of this crazy ignorant
Speaker 9: show Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: You guys already know, but sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.
Speaker 9: Here's a situation or question that we found on Facebook,
Speaker 9: and this one is from Jerry Jerry says, when my
Speaker 9: wife comes home from getting her hair done and colored,
Speaker 9: it doesn't look great, but I always.
Speaker 8: Tell her it does.
Speaker 9: Always Okay, any married man should know this, no matter what,
Speaker 9: tell her she looks beautiful.
Speaker 8: So when do you feel like honesty isn't the best
Speaker 8: policy all the time?
Speaker 1: Not all the time? That way, I've been on how
Speaker 1: this look on me?
Speaker 3: Just lie man, Just lie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, junior, I've been on the old.
Speaker 2: What you say, because I've been on the old Yeah, yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to save myself from what I already know.
Speaker 2: If I tell the truth, what's gonna happen? So why
Speaker 2: not try this? Yet?
Speaker 9: You put your hand on the Bible and still lie.
Speaker 2: That's not a real Bible. Ship, And the people that's
Speaker 2: in there trying to get me is not religious people.
Speaker 2: Everybody in that line, the prosecutor line, everybody in that line.
Speaker 2: Ain't you even put my hand on the Bible and
Speaker 2: then hold me to that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Have you lied sre in a relationship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The last thing you lied to you, the last thing
Speaker 1: you lied to your hood.
Speaker 8: Uh, it's been a while, that's been a while. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm not Yeah, you know, I don't really lie.
Speaker 2: But the last time you lied your wife tomy this
Speaker 2: morning once you called what perfectly comfortable?
Speaker 15: Yeah morning.
Speaker 8: Now that was an honest answer from you. When when
Speaker 8: about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, she out of town right now, so I'm
Speaker 2: anticipating soon. Well I'm anticipating as soon as she called.
Speaker 10: Exactly.
Speaker 8: But why do you guys lie when the truth will
Speaker 8: be just fine? I don't get that.
Speaker 1: Don't say that.
Speaker 2: No, you know, yes, of the time, the truth is
Speaker 2: not fine.
Speaker 8: Okay, what is she gonna ask you that you have
Speaker 8: to lie about this?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what asked me something.
Speaker 2: Let's let's just practice.
Speaker 8: Let's go on, honey, is it raining there?
Speaker 2: About to seem like?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Why you ask me to rain? Because see now I
Speaker 2: got to is it raining there? Because now what I
Speaker 2: got to see in you may no? Go ahead? She'll
Speaker 2: ask me much?
Speaker 8: What are you doing today? What are you gonna do today?
Speaker 8: Like after work?
Speaker 2: I know you have to work, but like after working
Speaker 2: all day, baby, I ain't I'm gonna work all the
Speaker 2: way to this time to go to bed.
Speaker 9: I ain't got no breaks, no breaks because I was
Speaker 9: thinking about coming down and maybe we could have lunch together.
Speaker 2: No, we ain't have a lunch today because we got
Speaker 2: we got cases. Is backed up for COVID.
Speaker 8: What what did you wear to work today? Did Ellie?
Speaker 8: Did Ellie pick something out for you to wear?
Speaker 2: No, just put on something myself, just got on sweatsuit,
Speaker 2: that's all. Well.
Speaker 8: I saw you posted something and it had Ellie's name
Speaker 8: under it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a picture from last week. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't post not no damn way, so I picture
Speaker 2: just from last week.
Speaker 9: Well, have you been on Instagram lately? Instagram social media?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Have you been on Instagram lately?
Speaker 2: When did they When did they start that?
Speaker 8: What did you have to lie?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 2: Just that that just gets black ass. If you don't.
Speaker 8: Ryteve, what are you lying about Instagram?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Just practice all right, listen, Graham, When
Speaker 2: did they start?
Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Hobby Morning Show coming up
Speaker 9: in twenty minutes after, right after I work with a
Speaker 9: bunch of liars.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're listening Morning show? All right?
Speaker 15: Guys?
Speaker 8: Uh, before we left for break, we were talking about lying.
Speaker 8: Isn't any good time to lie? But you guys lie regardless,
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll tell you why I lie regardless?
Speaker 2: Why Because if you tell a woman the truth, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're gonna expect it all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 9: And then man your expectations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then what happens when I do tell the
Speaker 2: truth and then she don't believe me? And I picked
Speaker 2: those moments where I will tell you the truth, but
Speaker 2: they're very few. And then when you when you assume
Speaker 2: that's a lie, then I jump out and proved that
Speaker 2: it was a truth. And then I'm good for another year.
Speaker 2: See it? Damn, every time I tell you something, you
Speaker 2: think I'm lying, then I tell you the truth. Now
Speaker 2: look at this right here. Yeah, damn baby, Yeah, Now
Speaker 2: that allows me to lie for another year.
Speaker 1: Love it. You see what I'm saying. So you see that, Shirley,
Speaker 1: that's how that works.
Speaker 2: I see it.
Speaker 8: But you know whatever, with that, all those life keeps
Speaker 8: us together.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ain't you still with your husband after all these years?
Speaker 19: Yes?
Speaker 2: Thank the Lord? He been lying? Yes.
Speaker 9: So so then you're saying, all men lie, that's what
Speaker 9: you're saying. I'm saying what you're saying, all men lie?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 9: try to get the truth out of you when we
Speaker 9: play around them.
Speaker 8: Would you rather right after this? Right, you're listening Morning show?
Speaker 9: It is time guys. Would you rather take five toddlers
Speaker 9: to the beach or would you rather take them to
Speaker 9: six Flags?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Rather to beat beach? Beach the beach? Yeah, yeah, to
Speaker 2: the beach. No, not the riots then people, now all
Speaker 2: them games and different food boosts. No bathroom, No, we
Speaker 2: all go in the bathroom at the same time. Let's
Speaker 2: walk out in the water, Let's walk on back. Don't
Speaker 2: worry about it. Now, we're gonna take them five tallers
Speaker 2: to the beach.
Speaker 9: On the collar.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, we ain't finna go to this
Speaker 1: park thought whole hands.
Speaker 20: Watch people, Would you rather wear a linen suit without
Speaker 20: underwear or would you rather wear dress suits, dress shoes
Speaker 20: with tube socks.
Speaker 8: Linen suit, no underwear, dress shoes, tube socks.
Speaker 1: Give me the linen suit, linen and no draws. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to.
Speaker 2: I'm go to go home. Put the dawn tube socks.
Speaker 1: Tell you're right?
Speaker 2: Why linen? Uh huh, linen? Yeah, it gets wrinkle fast.
Speaker 1: I ain't thick enough that I ain't enough support, you know.
Speaker 2: Ah, hell.
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather your face turns red fire red when
Speaker 9: you're aroused? Or would you rather your eyes blink real
Speaker 9: fast when.
Speaker 1: Mind blink fast? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Mine blinking immediately when I'm arrived. You think I'm trying
Speaker 3: to give you a signal?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: What about you, junior?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna go with Blake real fast. I don't
Speaker 10: want to be breeding.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 10: It's hard to get rid of my coat.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to take the red face.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 8: Sitting and everyone will know.
Speaker 1: You don't think I got your rick?
Speaker 10: Tell me all right?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather make love for hours? Make love for
Speaker 9: hours once a week or a quickie twice a week?
Speaker 9: Make love for hours just once a week, or have
Speaker 9: a quickie two times a week?
Speaker 1: How many enough?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You're not a robot.
Speaker 2: I do that one hour once a week. Yeah, some pressure,
Speaker 2: you do, moves, you try things.
Speaker 1: You know you you know, you take a drink, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Get some water here.
Speaker 8: For hours?
Speaker 2: Two quirkies? Now?
Speaker 9: Hell, all right, we gotta go. That's today's round. I
Speaker 9: would you rather coming up next? At forty nine minutes after?
Speaker 9: It's our last break of the day, and we'll have
Speaker 9: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 9: right after that.
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are.
Speaker 8: It is the last break of the day.
Speaker 2: It's the last break of the day.
Speaker 8: Love it, and I know you want to leave us
Speaker 8: with some closing remarks Steve.
Speaker 2: You know, last night when I finished up Family Feud,
Speaker 2: I was talking to the audience and we were talking
Speaker 2: about hanging in there, and one of the audience members
Speaker 2: was saying that they feel underqualified because they work around
Speaker 2: and live around a lot of people with education, and
Speaker 2: education is important to a lot of people and in
Speaker 2: a lot of fields. And please know, education is really
Speaker 2: really great to have. I'm not knocking it in any
Speaker 2: shape form of fashion, so please don't misunderstand me. But
Speaker 2: I was asking this person were they good at school
Speaker 2: and they said no, never have been in it. Ask
Speaker 2: them what they want to be in life? Do you
Speaker 2: have to go to school? They said not really, And
Speaker 2: so that kind of troubled me a little bit because
Speaker 2: I was ended up talking to a person who was
Speaker 2: trying to shape who they really wanted to be and
Speaker 2: who they saw themselves becoming, but were trying to shape
Speaker 2: it in the image of other external people on the
Speaker 2: outside and around him. And I began to talk to
Speaker 2: this guy and I tried to enlighten him to some things.
Speaker 2: You know, education is important and you should get as
Speaker 2: much as you can, but you can become successful without
Speaker 2: an education. Now, understand something. If you want to be
Speaker 2: a doctor, dentist, lawyer, you know you want to work
Speaker 2: in certain branches and the fields. Of course, you can't
Speaker 2: be a teacher without an education, can't be a professor
Speaker 2: without one, can't be a lawyer, doctor, dentists, scientists. There
Speaker 2: are things that require an education. But if your imagination
Speaker 2: has you somewhere else, stop letting other people try to
Speaker 2: put you in the box that they came out of.
Speaker 2: There are some people that no matter how you talk to.
Speaker 1: Them, if you don't do it, they wig, then you
Speaker 1: ain't doing it the right way.
Speaker 2: I cannot even began to tell you how many people
Speaker 2: have tried to talk me off of the path I
Speaker 2: was on when clearly God had put me on another path.
Speaker 1: I tried to go to college.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I've never been a great student.
Speaker 2: Once again, understand me, now, I'm not knocking education, because
Speaker 2: I tell people all the time I admire people who
Speaker 2: climb the corporate letter through education, who climbed the educational field.
Speaker 2: That is amazing to me, because that's not a skill
Speaker 2: set I have. But I can't tell you how many
Speaker 2: people have tried to talk me off my path. Do
Speaker 2: you know one time a lady once told me at
Speaker 2: a major institution that if you want to rep this institution,
Speaker 2: you're going to have to go.
Speaker 1: Back to college. And I said, go back to college
Speaker 1: for what?
Speaker 2: And they said, because it would make a better statement
Speaker 2: if you were a college graduate yourself. And I wasn't
Speaker 2: being arrogant or anything, but I was looking at this
Speaker 2: lady trying to figure out what better statement could I
Speaker 2: make than crawling out of homelessness, putting my faith in
Speaker 2: trust in God and asking God to rescue me from
Speaker 2: all the misque I may watch him do it climb
Speaker 2: as well. Now I may not be up there where
Speaker 2: you think I ought to be, and I may not
Speaker 2: talk to where you think all to talk, But the
Speaker 2: God I served delivered me from so many mistakes I
Speaker 2: had made, college being one of them. What better testament?
Speaker 2: What better story can I tell? Don't let people put
Speaker 2: you in the box just because that's the box that
Speaker 2: they jumped out of. That ain't your box.
Speaker 1: That ain't your route, that ain't your journey, that ain't
Speaker 1: your ticket.
Speaker 2: You have got to put your faith in God and
Speaker 2: understand that all of us are on a different journey
Speaker 2: in life. Ain't nobody traveling the exact same path, in
Speaker 2: the exact same footsteps as nobody.
Speaker 1: I have admired so many people in this world.
Speaker 2: I have tried to pattern myself after certain people in
Speaker 2: this world, But no matter how hard I try, I
Speaker 2: have found no one who has taken the exact same
Speaker 2: footsteps as me. And that don't make them better than me,
Speaker 2: less than me. It just ain't no two people taking
Speaker 2: the exact same footsteps. Look. I admired Richard Pryor. I
Speaker 2: admired Muhammad Ali. I admired Martin Luther King. I admired
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, I admired Gandhi. I admired Mother Teresa. I
Speaker 2: admire Bishop td Jakes, I admire Bishop Geddy's, I admire
Speaker 2: Joe Oldstein. I admire Bishop Kenneth Omer. I admired Donnie
Speaker 2: Kirk Kirkley. I admire a lot of people, but they
Speaker 2: footsteps sain't mine, not the exact footsteps. I can learn
Speaker 2: from something they've all taught me. I can learn from
Speaker 2: some things I've watched them do. But at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, this is your journey. Your journey is
Speaker 2: as unique as your fingerprint. And that's how special God
Speaker 2: made each and every one of us, because we all
Speaker 2: got a different fingerprint. It's billions, over seven billion people
Speaker 2: in this world. Ain't no two people got the same fingerprint.
Speaker 2: So how the tour you gonna take the same steps?
Speaker 2: You better, you better listen to this. It ain't your journey,
Speaker 2: It ain't your path. Get on your path, Get on
Speaker 2: your journey, get on your faith, get on your knees,
Speaker 2: and accomplish your job, your dreams, make your dreams come true.
Speaker 2: Follow your heart, follow your goals, follow your imagination. God
Speaker 2: is good and he can get you there. And nowhere
Speaker 2: does it say a man without an education shall fail.
Speaker 2: It says a man without a dream or vision shall parish.
Speaker 2: Dust them off, handle your business. Those are my clothesing remarks,
Speaker 2: y'all have greatly and them from the pottom of my house.
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