Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: He is a down down, down, down, down, down down down.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being a friend, travel around the world
Speaker 2: and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal
Speaker 2: and a confidant. And if we threw a party and
Speaker 2: in inbodied everyone we knew you would see, the biggest
Speaker 2: gift would be from me, and the card attached would
Speaker 2: say thank you for being a friend. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: Are you back? Are you back on the weed?
Speaker 2: Am I back on the weed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean not like all the time.
Speaker 3: So yes, yes, ah, oh boy, you're growing your face
Speaker 3: your hair out.
Speaker 1: No, I just haven't shaved. We did a whole other
Speaker 1: podcast while we waited for you.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, bro, my friends, my friends, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I apologize to you. But the cord attached say thank
Speaker 2: you for me. Okay, okay, he's here.
Speaker 1: He found us. Well, we waited for Donald for a
Speaker 1: half hour. He had to upload his new But something
Speaker 1: on your computer.
Speaker 2: No, for some reason, my computer just it does this.
Speaker 2: It just it upgraded itself.
Speaker 1: Daniel can tell you how to turn that off, Daniel,
Speaker 1: can't you?
Speaker 4: I mean sure, I would just recommend turning it on
Speaker 4: more often.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about that's it's way too much
Speaker 2: bong water.
Speaker 1: Are you high now?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not high. I'm coming down.
Speaker 1: I know you very well. I know so yes, A
Speaker 1: and B. I know you very well. And I know
Speaker 1: the radius of your eyeballs when.
Speaker 5: You're high, radius of your eyeballs.
Speaker 1: You know how much I'm talking about how much of
Speaker 1: the eyeball I can see under the island. I know
Speaker 1: him so well I can be like, okay, eyelids are
Speaker 1: that low. It was probably a joint. Forty five minutes ago.
Speaker 2: We walked into a meeting for the podcast. Once I
Speaker 2: was blitzed out of my mind, not realizing how the
Speaker 2: what the meeting was for, like not what the meeting
Speaker 2: was for, but how important the meeting was. I should
Speaker 2: say blitzed out of my mind. Guy goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Zach turns to me and goes, dude, you ston't And
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm so so the this was.
Speaker 1: The very first meeting. You were also late, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was, I was, I was very I was.
Speaker 2: I was pointing.
Speaker 1: I was talking about the very first meeting with the
Speaker 1: company we didn't go with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on time, you were late and you
Speaker 2: know I was on time. Fuck you, dude.
Speaker 1: I remember the awkward small talk I had with dude
Speaker 1: waiting for you.
Speaker 2: You were early, dude, that's what happened. You were like
Speaker 2: five ten minutes early.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what they say, Donald, It's better to
Speaker 1: be a half hour early than one minute late.
Speaker 2: That's true. Indeed, it's true.
Speaker 1: Indeed, I believe that when you're late to meet me,
Speaker 1: you're saying I don't respect you. Oh no, I mean
Speaker 1: now because you had computer problems. But I mean in life.
Speaker 1: I think if you're a young person preparing to go
Speaker 1: out there into the professional world, it's better to be
Speaker 1: a half hour early than one minute late. Right, you're well,
Speaker 1: you're wise.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 5: I as a black person, I feel I can never
Speaker 5: be late. That's what my parents told me. They said,
Speaker 5: don't give them an excuse not to hire. These are
Speaker 5: the rules.
Speaker 2: Tell that to my brother. I'll be like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: we gotta be there at eleven o'clock. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll see you at eleven one thirty. Rolls around like
Speaker 2: I'm at the gate. Can y'all let me in?
Speaker 1: Perfect, It's good to see you, It's good to see
Speaker 1: you all. We have new merch out, very exciting Joel.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's been a while for a while. By the
Speaker 5: time this comes to air, well, this.
Speaker 1: Is the first time we're recording audio where the new
Speaker 1: merchan has been out. And there's for those of you
Speaker 1: have been clamoring, there's finally a Joel Monique our Queen
Speaker 1: T shirt.
Speaker 6: It's perfect, It's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: It comes in many colors. I'm gonna get yellow.
Speaker 6: Yellow looks nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, does it.
Speaker 1: Say on the back if you know you know or something?
Speaker 1: I mean it should You're only only true fans of
Speaker 1: the podcast are gonna know who that queen is.
Speaker 5: And the to add this is a great way you
Speaker 5: just spread the word of the podcast. If that's your ministry,
Speaker 5: you know, wear the shirt, tell people about the pod.
Speaker 1: Yes. Please.
Speaker 5: Hopefully when we when it's safe to go back to
Speaker 5: conventions we can, we'll see your shirt and then we'll
Speaker 5: recognize you as a fan and we'll it'll warm our hearts.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be I think you should start. Yes, I
Speaker 2: was about to say I heard it's really you know,
Speaker 2: we're getting to that time where people are like, hey,
Speaker 2: we've got a theater opening, do you guys want to
Speaker 2: rent out this theater space it's happening.
Speaker 1: Well, I look at all the musicians, everyone's going back
Speaker 1: on tour. So I think we should start to think
Speaker 1: about a tour. I mean, I agree, after I'm done
Speaker 1: editing my movie in the first quarter of the year,
Speaker 1: but like maybe the second quarter of the year, we
Speaker 1: should go on a big ass tour Spring twenty twenty two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing all these tour announcements come out because everyone's
Speaker 1: like so excited for touring.
Speaker 2: I would love that. I think that would be I
Speaker 2: think that would be a lot of fun. Actually, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to, I want I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure that we have a giant party bus.
Speaker 6: Okay, giant party bus.
Speaker 2: No, man, I want to sleep and stuff too. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm old man, now, I don't you know. It would
Speaker 2: be fun for like the first two days and ship,
Speaker 2: but then after that I'm gonna want my naps and.
Speaker 6: You can break the bus at a hotel.
Speaker 1: Everyone, are you gonna get You're saying you're gonna get woozy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna get woozy. But come on, man,
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody in on this freaking podcast right now,
Speaker 2: can sit here and say to me, you know what,
Speaker 2: I miss the days when I would get blackout drunk,
Speaker 2: wake up and do it again the next day, and
Speaker 2: then wake up and do it again the next day.
Speaker 2: I miss those days.
Speaker 1: I want to go back to listen. We're not those
Speaker 1: people anymore.
Speaker 4: No, it may not be that person anymore.
Speaker 7: But I'll tell you what, if I could go back
Speaker 7: and do that again for a month, I would do
Speaker 7: it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: You know I wouldn't. You would go and do what
Speaker 2: you used to do back in the days. Right now,
Speaker 2: they'd be you know that the African dudes that are
Speaker 2: carrying a casket dancing. That would be your funeral. Let's
Speaker 2: put it out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now how you know how you see the
Speaker 1: giant tour bus pulling a trailer on the back. Now
Speaker 1: that back thing will be Daniel's bedroom, something all over
Speaker 1: the road. Come on, man, No, our tour bus doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be like we're partying, like we're like twenty
Speaker 1: years old. Donald. It can be a mature adult tour bus.
Speaker 2: A mature adult tour bus that has freaking groupies and roadies.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have groupies.
Speaker 2: It's going to be like I don't have groupies and
Speaker 2: roadies with the tour fork.
Speaker 7: Okay, well roadies maybe one. I mean I'm the road
Speaker 7: That's what that's literally my job. I'm the fucking roady
Speaker 7: carrying the gear.
Speaker 1: I think, Donald, I can't believe you're pooing this dream
Speaker 1: I've had. I had this dream that we would tour
Speaker 1: Europe in a giant tour bus and and just just
Speaker 1: bond over the sites and try ganza.
Speaker 2: Can't it? Can it be? But if it's a tour,
Speaker 2: can it be like the tour and almost famous where
Speaker 2: they're on the bus?
Speaker 8: I almost famous, some tragic tale if you don't want to,
Speaker 8: But don't you want don't you guys want a moment
Speaker 8: where we're like all mad at each other and then
Speaker 8: blue Jean baby?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I imagine the tour bus will be very
Speaker 1: expensive anyway, so we'll get rid of the tour bus.
Speaker 2: Well, there goes the tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there goes the tour. I only wanted to is gone.
Speaker 6: Now, no like to travel across the Europe, get it together.
Speaker 1: The only reason I wanted to do is to live
Speaker 1: my dream of being in a rock band. In a
Speaker 1: tour bus.
Speaker 4: It's fun.
Speaker 1: We should still do it, you know, with the bunks
Speaker 1: and it's there's like those Star Trek doors that open.
Speaker 2: You sleep like a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What else should we talk about? There's merch that
Speaker 1: you get that Merchant Cottonbureau dot Com. If you're someone
Speaker 1: who likes merch.
Speaker 2: By the time this episode airs, well Black Widow have
Speaker 2: come out already.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yes, Jack, but I'm pretty sure that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Black Widow comes out July ninth, So absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be so if you want to lay down
Speaker 2: the spoilers now, you might as well go ahead. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Trying to ruin it for you. Three. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. It's very exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm going to look.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure that you reserve your don't forget that.
Speaker 1: We have a date July ninth.
Speaker 2: It really looks awesome. The commercials look really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if you're a Marvel geek, you're going
Speaker 1: to go full geek explosion.
Speaker 2: Well I'm ready to Are you ready to expla?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna scream at the screen?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna. It's not gonna it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be that.
Speaker 1: No, because you remember when we went to the Star
Speaker 1: Wars premiere and you embarrassed me in front of Sean Hayes.
Speaker 2: What did I do.
Speaker 1: Right in front of us? And so was one of
Speaker 1: the stranger things kids, and you were making all kinds
Speaker 1: of noises and everyone was turning around, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: you got it, you gotta hold it together.
Speaker 2: But I was pissed off. I was upset.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, this is the beginning. When
Speaker 1: you first heard the music, you were like standing up
Speaker 1: like you wet rocky horror Picture show.
Speaker 2: I thought I was sitting there like, mm, girl, you
Speaker 2: shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: No, you weren't. You didn't decide you didn't really like
Speaker 1: it until the after party when you when you accidentally
Speaker 1: talked to the wrong Kathleen Kennedy and spoke to her
Speaker 1: identical twin.
Speaker 2: Why did moments like this continuously happen to me? Why
Speaker 2: did they always happen to me?
Speaker 1: That's you know. I feel like, if you're Kathleen Kennedy
Speaker 1: at the Star Wars premiere, everyone's going to be coming
Speaker 1: up to you. I just don't think the identical twin
Speaker 1: should be invited. No, I think the identical twin has
Speaker 1: to stay at home.
Speaker 2: Stay home.
Speaker 1: It's not nice at home.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not nice to us, and it's not
Speaker 2: nice to your sister either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think Chewbaca is going to show up with
Speaker 1: his twin? No? All right? Should we talk about Scrubs five?
Speaker 1: Six stories?
Speaker 9: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs
Speaker 9: and nurses?
Speaker 2: He said, he's the stories neat so yander raun here,
Speaker 2: YadA ra here. And this was a very funny episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, I laughed a bunch.
Speaker 2: I left quite a bit. This has a lot of
Speaker 2: very funny moments in it, moments that we're I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you something right now. This show has officially gone
Speaker 2: off the rails.
Speaker 1: Yes, season five is bat Ship.
Speaker 2: Officially offish gone off the rails. It's glazy. There's some
Speaker 2: lines in this that you know, where the fuck did
Speaker 2: that come from?
Speaker 1: Well? This is the jig ball, yes, which is which
Speaker 1: is a hospital wide secret that only JD doesn't know
Speaker 1: that they're planning on just pelting the game is pelting
Speaker 1: JD with tennis balls.
Speaker 2: Nobody really knows what the game is other than the janitor.
Speaker 1: Well, they know how to play.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows how to play. Everybody just knows that the
Speaker 2: janitor wants them. When they're talking to JD to mention
Speaker 2: the game jiggly ball with the orderlies. That's all they know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well where did they learn to play?
Speaker 2: There is no game, and that's not the game. They
Speaker 2: just pelt you, dude.
Speaker 1: And I'm not mad at anyone. Can you imagine this
Speaker 1: happened in their life? And everyone where you work stood
Speaker 1: in a line and pelted you as hard as they
Speaker 1: could tend balls, so much so that you have wilts, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Open swords like play paintball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but worse because Carl is using alcohol on me,
Speaker 1: on swabs on me, like, and and JD's not mad
Speaker 1: at anyone, like, huh, that was crazy, guys.
Speaker 2: Not only that he also has a freaking he also
Speaker 2: has a coffee cup a coffee Uh what is it?
Speaker 2: What is that? A mob pot? Yeah? A pot around
Speaker 2: us his hand which he breaks, and now is a
Speaker 2: bracelet that he can't get off.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you've got your arms stuck in the canning
Speaker 1: vending machine.
Speaker 2: That didn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: A lot of it didn't make sense.
Speaker 2: That didn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: What about the whole balancing wheelchair thing, and that JD
Speaker 1: is balancing so hard that he but but barely keeping
Speaker 1: it up. And he does it onto the elevator, down
Speaker 1: to the first floor, down the fucking down the ramp.
Speaker 1: It's bad ship. We are very close. I'm sensing my
Speaker 1: Spidey sense is sensing that we are very close to
Speaker 1: the episode where ostriches steal your can goo and wear it.
Speaker 2: It might be coming.
Speaker 1: That's that's how. That's how, Joelle. Will you find out
Speaker 1: what episode that is? Yeah, I think it's something. I
Speaker 1: think bird is in the title.
Speaker 2: The fact that j D still has secrets, like him
Speaker 2: being a gymnast in high school and not wanting that
Speaker 2: to get out.
Speaker 1: Why didn't I want it to be a gymnast to
Speaker 1: get out? I forgot.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it explains a lot about it's
Speaker 2: gonna find out.
Speaker 6: He already calls you a girl's name any more.
Speaker 10: Few.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is the episode Sarah was dressed
Speaker 1: as Turk, and it's been edited out. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you noticed that.
Speaker 2: I did notice that.
Speaker 1: I it's funny it happened, and it's so seamlessly edited
Speaker 1: out that I thought, oh, I thought this was that episode,
Speaker 1: but no, it's been edited out and restored. My Big
Speaker 1: Bird five oh eight is yeah, that's coming up, guys.
Speaker 1: That is where Scrubs really goes off the rails. That's
Speaker 1: the episode with Jason Bateman where Donald and I are
Speaker 1: forced into a tree by ostriches acting like sentries.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of Bill Lawrence, I played, he
Speaker 1: taught me how to play pick a ball.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to explain this to me because
Speaker 2: you were like, Yo, you're gonna love pickle ball.
Speaker 1: I gotta know how lover I am.
Speaker 2: You know this is this is a crazy first of ball. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I want you get into your store. But this's the
Speaker 2: craziest thing ever. Zach never hits me up about sports ever.
Speaker 2: Right Ever, it might be the occasional, It might be
Speaker 2: the occasional. You want to play some ping pong. This
Speaker 2: looks like you gotta run around. There's some effort involved.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It is like it's kind of like you're
Speaker 1: standing on the ping pong table, okay, and you're really
Speaker 1: good at ping pong and you love tennis and it's
Speaker 1: a lot of fun, and everyone's talking about pick a ball.
Speaker 1: It's basically a smaller tennis court game. If you don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, google it. It's a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of become this crazy seniors are playing
Speaker 1: it because if you love tennis when you were younger
Speaker 1: and your knees can't do that anymore. It's a way
Speaker 1: like my stepmother's in her late seventies and she was
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. And and of course people of all
Speaker 1: ages are playing anyway. You know how when you go
Speaker 1: see something and you like it, a movie or whatever,
Speaker 1: a concert, and you want to call your lover and
Speaker 1: be like, baby, you would love this. Well, that's how
Speaker 1: I felt. As I was playing pickleball with Bill. I
Speaker 1: leaned over to him. I leaned over to him and said,
Speaker 1: Donald's gonna love this.
Speaker 2: Was this while you were holding his pickle.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. You don't hold any of the game,
Speaker 1: at least the way he talking. But we were at
Speaker 1: a very wasty club. Maybe at other locations you hold pickles.
Speaker 1: Is pickleball basically picture it like a small tennis the
Speaker 1: tennis court, but but like a quarter of the size,
Speaker 1: and and uh it's just fast and and and the
Speaker 1: rackets are smaller and it's a whiffle ball, so you
Speaker 1: can like put crazy spin on the ball. Donald, You'll
Speaker 1: fucking love it because you're a spin master. And uh
Speaker 1: and it's it's kind of like it's I think of
Speaker 1: it like you're standing on the ping pong table, except
Speaker 1: obviously not that small. Okay, just google image just if
Speaker 1: you're looking or you're listening and you're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is he talking about? Just google image it and
Speaker 1: you'll see what I'm talking about. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I played a little bit of tennis. I'm starting to
Speaker 2: play a lot more tennis.
Speaker 1: Now will you play with me? Because I'm only here
Speaker 1: for a little bit and I would love to have
Speaker 1: some qu I think you need to get your quality
Speaker 1: time with me in before I leave the state.
Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred. Why don't we make
Speaker 2: that happen? Why don't you.
Speaker 1: Well, I need you to manifest it. Bro okay, because
Speaker 1: daddy's not here that long.
Speaker 2: Come tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're gonna miss me come tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Damn it to tennis. Yeah I will.
Speaker 1: JD. Okay. So I'm fondeling you with the newly edited
Speaker 1: moment out and I'm feeling you up. Yes, you're nice
Speaker 1: perky bees.
Speaker 2: They look like c's but they're really bees.
Speaker 1: They're definitely a perky bee. Especially season. This season, you're
Speaker 1: all trim and you've got petreles majors.
Speaker 2: You're all trim. Now, you guys, this dude sends me
Speaker 2: freaking photos. Enough's enough.
Speaker 1: But I don't send them anymore because the last time
Speaker 1: we recorded, you said that it was you were feeling
Speaker 1: that it was too homo eerotic.
Speaker 2: I have like six or seven of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know who to send them to. I send
Speaker 1: them to my girlfriend and I get appreciation, and who
Speaker 1: else can I send them to? You? I can't send
Speaker 1: them to like what I'm gonna do with them? Trying
Speaker 1: to I'm trying to get an ada boy from you,
Speaker 1: out of life. I'm just trying to get out of boys.
Speaker 2: From you, ada boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So back to the show Scrubs Deadwood, we bring
Speaker 1: up did you know cowboys used to cuse?
Speaker 2: You know what, even if you didn't watch even if
Speaker 2: you didn't watch the show, the reference is so JD
Speaker 2: and turk, you know what I mean. Like, even if
Speaker 2: you didn't watch Deadwood and you didn't know that cowboys
Speaker 2: cursed and everything like that just the reference. Did you
Speaker 2: know Cowboys is so non sequitary it means.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what I imagine. Deadwood was
Speaker 1: a very popular show at the time. I've never seen Deadwood,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 2: Know the Cowboys curse.
Speaker 1: Remember that, there's a lot of cursing. And I love
Speaker 1: Timothy Alphon. As you know. We made a movie together
Speaker 1: called The Broken Hearts Club. I've never seen dead What
Speaker 1: should I see Dead with?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's good.
Speaker 7: Really, Oh yeah, I consider it. I consider it a
Speaker 7: prestige HBO HBO show. How three or so three?
Speaker 6: I think it's three, yeah, I'll double check, but not
Speaker 6: that many.
Speaker 1: And that was unique about it was the language, like
Speaker 1: they didn't speak like we always think cowboys.
Speaker 2: It was almost it was almost Shakespearean. No, they've said
Speaker 2: ship like that too, but it was almost Shakespearean the
Speaker 2: way they talked.
Speaker 6: All right, yeah, three seasons.
Speaker 5: It's on HBO Max right now if the people want
Speaker 5: to watch it. It's it was like it was coming
Speaker 5: out around like the time of Breaking Bad and stuff.
Speaker 5: And it was not like the glossy sort of Western
Speaker 5: that we were used to at the time. If you
Speaker 5: think of like a tombstone or something like that, which
Speaker 5: sort of like the last Westerns of the cinema age
Speaker 5: until you know, recently, is there.
Speaker 2: Se Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of news.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't say whorehouse anymore. We will cut it,
Speaker 1: they say, play. No, we don't. We say place where
Speaker 1: sex workers weren't volvas. That's to say that's the that's
Speaker 1: the appropriate way to say. I got to go to
Speaker 1: my local Vulfa dealership. Yes, it's dann Al, it's a
Speaker 1: Vulva dealership.
Speaker 6: I'm prepared.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm in. I started watching Bosh because
Speaker 1: everyone said to watch what is that? Bosh is like
Speaker 1: an l A Neon noir detective show, and my parents
Speaker 1: were like, a lot of people are talking about it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like you follow a murder mystery over
Speaker 1: the course of each season, and I like, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I was saying, we were talking about how Jad was
Speaker 2: a gymnast in high school, and then we kind of
Speaker 2: left it alone. But it explains a lot about you know,
Speaker 2: your pratfalls and all of that stuff, and how he's
Speaker 2: able to dangle so well, and you know, you'd.
Speaker 1: Think that he would be a bit more coordinating though
Speaker 1: he's very uh goofy and clumsy.
Speaker 5: I mean, how many in many schools. I'm sure there
Speaker 5: are not enough boys to fill men's gymnastics team. So
Speaker 5: maybe he wasn't very good, but he was still.
Speaker 6: On the team.
Speaker 1: I remember we had to take gymnastics and as part
Speaker 1: of my gym his head thing, and we had to
Speaker 1: learn a floor routine. I remember, think this is.
Speaker 2: So Wait you had to learn a floor routine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in public high school in New Jersey you
Speaker 1: had to take gymnastics, and like they set up the
Speaker 1: whole gym with all the different things.
Speaker 2: Wait a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't wear like dazzled clothing or anything.
Speaker 2: Telling me there was a moment time where you did
Speaker 2: a floor routine, Yes, it did. Did you do the horse? No?
Speaker 1: But I chose No.
Speaker 2: No, you did not.
Speaker 10: You did not.
Speaker 2: No, you did not know, you did not. Please tell
Speaker 2: me this is a lie, this is true. No, we
Speaker 2: must tell story.
Speaker 1: Didn't we didn't pick music. We didn't pick music. But
Speaker 1: I remember you had to, like you had to put
Speaker 1: together a routine that was enough points, you know, and
Speaker 1: you had to do like. But I wasn't a gymnast,
Speaker 1: so it was ridiculous. It was like three summersaults into
Speaker 1: a cartwheel, jump leap land. It was like so it
Speaker 1: was like something that a beginner could do, but at
Speaker 1: least showed that you were trying.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy I did not go to public high
Speaker 2: school in Jersey.
Speaker 1: If this is what, yeah, you had to do it,
Speaker 1: you had to.
Speaker 2: Did anybody ever take it really serious?
Speaker 1: Like first, there were girls particularly who were like you know,
Speaker 1: had done gymnastics as kids, who were who were naturally amazing,
Speaker 1: and I would try and copy them and then get hurt. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about that girl, what's her name, Simone Biles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's doing stuff that they're like, this is too dangerous
Speaker 1: to be done. She's doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not Sincinnatio. When she was standing on beams and
Speaker 5: flipping over and stuff. I don't think they've banned a
Speaker 5: move since then.
Speaker 1: I was so nervous when they when they're on the
Speaker 1: balance beam doing that stuff, like they're going to break
Speaker 1: their spine.
Speaker 2: Speaking of nervous energy, when people fall, do you and
Speaker 2: you see it, do you feel it anywhere in your body?
Speaker 1: I think I hold my neck like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my spine, your spine feels so fragile at the back
Speaker 1: of your neck.
Speaker 2: I feel it in my balls, even if it's a woman,
Speaker 2: no matter who it is, no matter who falls, I
Speaker 2: feel it in my balls.
Speaker 1: Like do you laugh when people fall?
Speaker 2: When it's funny? Because there's time when people fall, aw,
Speaker 2: it's like, ooh, that looks like it really really hurt.
Speaker 2: But then there's time we're.
Speaker 1: Likely to laugh at an ice skater falling than a
Speaker 1: than a gymnast.
Speaker 2: No, not if an ice skater falls on her face.
Speaker 1: No, but I mean when I think of Olympic gymnastics
Speaker 1: and they fall, I feel so sad for them, but
Speaker 1: I'm more apt to giggle when an ice skater falls.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see ice castles? Did you have see
Speaker 2: ice castles?
Speaker 1: No? What's ice castles?
Speaker 2: You've never seen ice castles? Have any of you guys
Speaker 2: ever seen ice castles?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: With the theme song, please don't let this feeling? And
Speaker 2: yes you Robbie Benson, d D y'all never seen ice castle?
Speaker 4: No idea Robbie.
Speaker 2: You know who Robbie Benson is?
Speaker 1: Though, right, yeah, I can picture him.
Speaker 2: You don't know who Robbie Benson is?
Speaker 10: I can.
Speaker 1: I know who Robert Benson is. I'm older than they are.
Speaker 2: Robert Benson, Robbie Benson.
Speaker 4: From the nineteen seventy eight film Ice Castle.
Speaker 1: Of course he had blue eyes. I remember he had
Speaker 1: really blue eyes.
Speaker 2: Right. He was also the Beast's voice. He was also
Speaker 2: the Beast's voice.
Speaker 4: He was And.
Speaker 1: Because I can't picture his face, Robbie Benson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was in.
Speaker 2: Movies. Whether't hen in bank shot or something like that.
Speaker 4: He is also in most extreme primate. That's sick.
Speaker 6: He's a running brave and the chosen and.
Speaker 4: What this guy's This guy has a dude, he works.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta you gotta google old images
Speaker 1: to get his face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't remember Robert y'all a freaking hate.
Speaker 1: He is shirtless here he is shirtless with the surfboard guys.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Ice Castles, it's a movie about this girl from
Speaker 2: a small, small, small small town. She's an ice skater.
Speaker 2: She has her chance to make it all the way
Speaker 2: to the Olympics or some ship like that, and one
Speaker 2: night and she forgets about every body from her town.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like La La Land, except one night
Speaker 2: she's out freaking ice skating and she falls and hits
Speaker 2: her head and goes blind, and it's her trying to
Speaker 2: figure out how to you know, get it all back?
Speaker 1: Please does it? Don't let this feeling and with her
Speaker 1: doing the big ice skating routine blind.
Speaker 2: You already saw it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm guessing what he obvious answer of the plot
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 2: You just saw the movie.
Speaker 1: Did does everyone give her a standing ovation and someone
Speaker 1: has to like let her know that she's done it
Speaker 1: and everyone's happy.
Speaker 2: There's a really sad moment that happens when she gets
Speaker 2: a standing ovation.
Speaker 1: As she does get a standing ovation, doesn't she she does?
Speaker 2: They even throw roses and what happens?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 2: What do you think happens?
Speaker 1: She falls again and then she gets her.
Speaker 2: She falls on the roses. That's right, she slips and
Speaker 2: falls on the roses.
Speaker 1: And gets her site back.
Speaker 2: No, does she die, but Robbie Benson comes out on
Speaker 2: the on the she.
Speaker 1: Dies, and then there's a sequel where she learns how
Speaker 1: to fucking still skate while dead as a ghost. They
Speaker 1: animated very there is no back to the show Scrubs everybody.
Speaker 1: Colonel Doctor is finally introduced.
Speaker 2: He is introduced. Not only is he introduced, but we
Speaker 2: explain why we call him Colonel doctor.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the okay sign? Is that a is that
Speaker 1: a colonel Colonel Sanders thing? Did he used to do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't remember he does this in.
Speaker 1: The show, which now I think he's like a KKK
Speaker 1: thing white power? Isn't this white power?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: Joe is well, I don't know why Colonel Doctors throwing
Speaker 1: up fucking white power signs.
Speaker 6: Was thick and it's new.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's upside down the white power. No, it's you
Speaker 1: can't really do okay anymore. It's out.
Speaker 2: You can do okay, you can't do white.
Speaker 5: It's best not to do it and just not. You know,
Speaker 5: people are trying to People are like, is that what
Speaker 5: it means?
Speaker 6: And it is what it means.
Speaker 1: I think we just got to stay away from the okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, not that I was ever anyone throwing the
Speaker 1: okay sign. I mean have you ever thrown an okay
Speaker 1: sign in your life?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Man?
Speaker 2: No, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: I've never done that.
Speaker 4: Nobody here sounds good to me.
Speaker 5: Never done this, yeah, probably back in my softball years, but.
Speaker 1: I have never done this in my life. Well there
Speaker 1: you go, how are you okay?
Speaker 6: Sucking corn?
Speaker 1: And yet I'm still mad about it. I'm still mad
Speaker 1: that they've co opted it and we can't use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we should talk about something else that
Speaker 2: they co opted and that can't be used again. Sooba
Speaker 2: Boba Fett's ship is no longer called Slave one anymore. Well,
Speaker 2: they call it now Boba fet Starship. What's the name
Speaker 2: of the ship? And name? Why?
Speaker 1: The star one?
Speaker 2: Because that was what he chose it to be called
Speaker 2: Slave one. It's it's a galaxy that has slaves and
Speaker 2: everything like that in it, and his ship just so
Speaker 2: happens to be Slave one. Robot Chicken does a great
Speaker 2: does a great freaking sketch where Lando and Boba Fett
Speaker 2: are standing at the doors of Cloud City and Lando
Speaker 2: goes to Boba fett great ship, Boba. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: about the name though.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Yeah, I saw what Donald's talking about. There's
Speaker 1: toy on the toys. On the box of the toys,
Speaker 1: they've removed the name slave one.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: All right, We'll be right back to talk about more
Speaker 1: chi These words.
Speaker 2: And Elliot's high pitch scream that shit was funny, especially
Speaker 2: when she does it and you don't understand the word.
Speaker 2: She says, Yeah, Carla does that had me rolling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carla translates for her. What about when the janitor says,
Speaker 1: my TV doesn't get the news, just the Bible channel
Speaker 1: and some kind of Chinese boxing. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that means. I think Neils came up with
Speaker 1: that on the spot.
Speaker 2: Just like you came up with I can't feel I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm not even saying this this right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what is the what is the actual line?
Speaker 1: I say?
Speaker 2: I think there may be something wrong with her.
Speaker 1: Might be something wrong with my spine because I'm not
Speaker 1: even doing that right. That's definitely one of my jokes
Speaker 1: because I've done that before with you, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: even telling my leg to do this right now, and
Speaker 1: like I'm dancing.
Speaker 2: But where did that come from? That came out of nowhere?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just does z b random.
Speaker 2: This whole episode has a bunch of random shit in
Speaker 2: so Kelso hides as a painting. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has a mural he hides in the mirror.
Speaker 1: By the way, they just threw up the mural randomly,
Speaker 1: and we're all supposed to just assume the mural has
Speaker 1: always been there. But we've seen that wall a thousand
Speaker 1: times and there's no mural on it. But in this
Speaker 1: episode there's a mural.
Speaker 2: There isn't it there for the rest of the run.
Speaker 1: I think they probably left it up for the season
Speaker 1: at least, But like all of a sudden in this episode,
Speaker 1: because they clearly came up with the joke in the
Speaker 1: writer's room, they just decided, oh, now there's an elaborately
Speaker 1: painted mural on the side of the hospital.
Speaker 2: We learned that.
Speaker 1: We learned that Kelso was in NOAM and that in
Speaker 1: NOM they pulled out his fingernails.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: We also learned that he was caught cheating and forced
Speaker 1: a diamond stud earring into Yes, but he kept in
Speaker 1: We see it bleeding. That's how That's how much he
Speaker 1: didn't wanted to know that he likes to sleep with
Speaker 1: Vulva rentals.
Speaker 6: It's a callback.
Speaker 2: But this is how Elliott gets her job back at
Speaker 2: the end of it all.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, because she catches him. Now, why would
Speaker 1: Kelso go to a free clinic? I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like he could probably write his own prescription for to
Speaker 1: get rid of VD.
Speaker 2: I don't know, and doctors write their own prescriptions. I
Speaker 2: don't know they I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are they not allowed that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you look that up? Guys like, did you let
Speaker 1: doctor and you get VD? Are you not allowed to
Speaker 1: write yourself a prescription for VD? Begone medicine?
Speaker 2: Hey, so I have a I have a I have
Speaker 2: a question. Were you laughing when Elliot said are they
Speaker 2: Are they trying not to laugh at the word duty? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was definitely laughing.
Speaker 2: I was laughing. I was laughing too, I was literally them.
Speaker 1: Duty is a funny word when someone just brings it
Speaker 1: up out of nowhere. So right, I mean, you can't
Speaker 1: just say duty these days and not expect people to laugh. Right,
Speaker 1: It's just a word. It's just not fashionable to say anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you have people in your life that use duty
Speaker 1: not as a fecal matter term?
Speaker 2: No? Not as Yeah, no, my kids use it as
Speaker 2: a fecal matter term all the time. But no, I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, when do you have anyone in your life who's like, like,
Speaker 1: every time I passed duty free in the airport, and
Speaker 1: I make the same joke, either to myself or to
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, I wish I.
Speaker 4: Was duty free.
Speaker 1: Now, if you're listening. Every time you pass duty free,
Speaker 1: I want you to turn to your friend or significant
Speaker 1: other and say, I wish I was duty free. Under
Speaker 1: federal law, Donald, physicians in the United States are not
Speaker 1: prohibited from self prescribing medications. State laws governing physicians, however,
Speaker 1: may vary greatly, and some may prohibit physicians from prescribing, dispensing,
Speaker 1: or administering certain medications to themselves or family members. Guess
Speaker 1: it depends on where you live.
Speaker 2: Donald. Okay, so let's talk about the theme of this episode.
Speaker 2: The theme of this episode really is, you know, at
Speaker 2: least the a storyline is that Kelso really doesn't care
Speaker 2: once he leaves the hospital, or that he puts up
Speaker 2: a front like my all my troubles are gone once
Speaker 2: I get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yes, I leave it all at the office.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you have that in your life?
Speaker 2: Any of you? Any of you can answer this question,
Speaker 2: But do you feel like you have that in your
Speaker 2: life now? Like when you're done with work, don't you
Speaker 2: feel like there's still more work to be done.
Speaker 6: I have not mastered this craft.
Speaker 5: My father has a downpack and he, like for a
Speaker 5: long time, has been like you got you gotta get it.
Speaker 5: You gotta figure how to just leave it at the
Speaker 5: door so you can just go on and live the
Speaker 5: rest of your life. And I don't know how my
Speaker 5: email is dinging and I'm worried about did everything get done?
Speaker 5: And did everyone have a good time? And are we
Speaker 5: coming in on bud? Like it's just I can't I
Speaker 5: don't know how.
Speaker 4: Same can't not respond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about those people you send an email to
Speaker 1: and they don't reply till like Monday morning. I've never
Speaker 1: been that guy.
Speaker 2: Like, when's the last time you went on a vacation,
Speaker 2: a real vacation where you were like, I'm not even
Speaker 2: gonna answer my phone. Nobody's gonna hit me up.
Speaker 1: I never do that.
Speaker 2: It never doesn't happen. It doesn't happen, right, I never.
Speaker 1: I mean, even if I'm on some beautiful beach somewhere,
Speaker 1: I have my phone with me, I don't not reply
Speaker 1: to an email. But that would be probably good to do.
Speaker 1: I know my my shrink does that. He tells me
Speaker 1: that he he goes like for like ten days or
Speaker 1: two weeks once a year, and he doesn't. He puts
Speaker 1: his phone in the hotel safe and his wife has
Speaker 1: a phone in case you know, there's emergency, she can
Speaker 1: be reached, and he doesn't look at his phone for
Speaker 1: like that long. That's I can't imagine doing that.
Speaker 6: It sounds really nice, I aspire.
Speaker 2: I think it would make me anxious, right, But then
Speaker 2: Kelso can come to work the next day and then
Speaker 2: go through everything he goes through, and then once again
Speaker 2: turn it off once he leaves. Well.
Speaker 1: I think also he's talking about the decisions that this
Speaker 1: man has to make. They're trying to human Bill I
Speaker 1: think is obviously trying to humanize Kelso a bit here
Speaker 1: and say, the decisions that he has to make are
Speaker 1: so enormous, and he has to look at the greater good.
Speaker 1: So the fact that he has to kiss the ass
Speaker 1: of this potential financial donor who could if that person
Speaker 1: is happy, then give money to reopen the neonatal unit.
Speaker 1: He has to make these giant life and death decisions
Speaker 1: and and and in a way he can't. He couldn't
Speaker 1: function if he didn't find some coping mechanism, some way
Speaker 1: to leave it all on the front steps. But we
Speaker 1: see in the end that that's not true. He's still right,
Speaker 1: he is human. I think this is you know, this
Speaker 1: is a beautiful episode for Ken. He was incredible, but
Speaker 1: you really see that he's uh, he's he's putting on
Speaker 1: a facade that we the younger doctors might see him
Speaker 1: as heartless, but he's actually putting on a front.
Speaker 2: It was actually a really good episode. Like, you know,
Speaker 2: I was dreading when we got to this point in
Speaker 2: the show when the show started to get wacky and
Speaker 2: and silly, because our jokes were genuine before this, like
Speaker 2: they were genuine jokes that we earned, and now we're
Speaker 2: just making slapstick. We're being you know, we're being really goofy,
Speaker 2: And I was worried that I wasn't gonna like the
Speaker 2: show when we got here. But I'm laughing really, really hard.
Speaker 2: And somehow there's still moments in the show that may
Speaker 2: you say, oh shit, that's right, this is Scrubs.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you so far? Do you think?
Speaker 1: I mean, I look at season five, is noticing a turn.
Speaker 1: I mean, Billy will even say he had to find
Speaker 1: a way to make it new and it's interesting for himself.
Speaker 1: But I noticed that it's taking a sillier turn. But
Speaker 1: I am still really enjoying this season.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, That's what I mean, I'm still
Speaker 2: laughing so hard. You know, I was afraid that I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be I was afraid that I was going to
Speaker 2: be like, oh man, this is come on.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 2: We look at us just not really and we're not
Speaker 2: phoning it in, but we're like so, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know I'm phoning in. If we were phoning it in,
Speaker 1: I think then that would be a reason to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this has jumped the shark. What it is is just
Speaker 1: it's a it's a tone shift a bit so far.
Speaker 2: But everybody is so gun ho with this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're all excited and we're all clearly finding
Speaker 1: it funny. I mean, what about chest hands?
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, we go to a fantasy.
Speaker 1: Where I've had Elliott's hands put on my chest. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's got stubs yeah yeah, wrists, yes, and she can
Speaker 1: enjoy the popcorn so I have to feed her, yes,
Speaker 1: with my chest hands.
Speaker 2: Yes. What about the pool, the four pool joke? What
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well with something the hotties at the pool. There ain't
Speaker 2: no women at the pool. There's always women at the pool,
Speaker 2: not the ymc A pool on Sundays. There you go,
Speaker 2: you could go there. You ever been to the YMC
Speaker 2: a pool on Mannight, It is like, what the hell, dude.
Speaker 1: Well, I have no idea. It's just a I guess
Speaker 1: it's a gay night at the YMC. A joke.
Speaker 2: No, yes, that is. It is a gay joke. Yes,
Speaker 2: but it's like it comes out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: None of these jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it's out of nowhere. What about
Speaker 1: when I say I would never swim in a ponds serpents?
Speaker 2: Come on, what do we do doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. It's funny.
Speaker 2: Who cares exactly? Well, exactly I want for the for
Speaker 2: the fans. From the for the fans point of view,
Speaker 2: I wonder if they could tell the tonal shift. I'm
Speaker 2: sure they can, of course, but.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it with shows that you watch
Speaker 1: that aren't one that you started, and you go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this season's a little different. I'm sensing they shifted a
Speaker 1: little bit, but I'm still enjoying it, you know, Right
Speaker 1: with Mandalorian and your favorite show, I think like, well,
Speaker 1: I was about to definitely definitely changed tones for me
Speaker 1: a bit. I was still enjoying it, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: exactly the same show in my opinion.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. I was going
Speaker 2: to say, it really does. Usually when shows shift tonally
Speaker 2: the show has jumped the shark, or is it's over.
Speaker 2: I feel like we still have ton of story to tell.
Speaker 2: It's just going to be a new way of us
Speaker 2: telling it.
Speaker 1: We were talking about Dave the show before you came
Speaker 1: on the air, and which I think is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: But definitely there's a slight shift this year's this season
Speaker 1: so far, it's even darker and weirder. But I'm still
Speaker 1: enjoying the hell out of it. Right.
Speaker 2: My point is, I feel like it's rare that it's
Speaker 2: like that. And I was so worried that when we
Speaker 2: got here, I was gonna be like, maybe this isn't
Speaker 2: the show that I thought it was. But it still is.
Speaker 2: It's funny. We still you know, it might be cartoony,
Speaker 2: but it's so funny it maybe it makes me laugh
Speaker 2: so hard.
Speaker 1: I think we were all having a blast. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think that's why it shows. We were just we
Speaker 1: were having a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but even my wife is still laughing. My wife says,
Speaker 2: she like, what the hell is going on here? But
Speaker 2: she's laughing so hard, you know, and she's the and
Speaker 2: she's and she's my you know, what is it my.
Speaker 1: Meter barometer, your barometer?
Speaker 2: Thank you, she's my barometer on what's funny and what's
Speaker 2: not funny. Because if she laughs, I know there has
Speaker 2: to be some funniness to it. And she's cracking up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their intimate is for serpents, the.
Speaker 2: Serpent?
Speaker 1: What about the What about the doctor who says I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to numb you?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no numb no no no. That was
Speaker 2: another that was a joke before where okay, so it
Speaker 2: was I gotta I got a case of doctor please,
Speaker 2: I got a case of the gotta seums. Remember that
Speaker 2: one where Elliot's showing everybody her boobs in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's early on.
Speaker 2: Right, So I got a case of the God of seams.
Speaker 2: One of the other jokes, one of the alternates, was
Speaker 2: I got a case of the numb numbs. And she
Speaker 2: goes the numb numbs, he goes, yesum, number numb.
Speaker 1: What about when the janitor goes, I'm busy cleaning and
Speaker 1: then everyone just starts laughing. But I can't decide if
Speaker 1: he's meant to be a good janitor because I think
Speaker 1: he's I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, well, he's definitely a leader. He's definitely definitely a
Speaker 2: leader if he can get all of these people together
Speaker 2: for Jiggly Ball.
Speaker 1: No, he's well connected, obviously, but he makes so many
Speaker 1: jokes about all the work he doesn't do. But he
Speaker 1: seems to always be working. Yeah, but then he has
Speaker 1: a lot of side projects.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Squirrel Army, but that was season two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm sure he still has and maintains his
Speaker 1: Squirrel Army. Or does he sell it? I think he
Speaker 1: mentioned selling.
Speaker 2: It for for I don't know. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be wrong. Let's ask Trevor. Can we ask Trevor?
Speaker 6: He does so, that's an episode we already covered. He
Speaker 6: does so. He sells the Squirrel Army to.
Speaker 1: Stephen.
Speaker 6: I thought it was for Elliott. I'll look it up.
Speaker 6: It's here somewhere.
Speaker 1: I think it was to buy Steven.
Speaker 2: No, he owed, Is that what it was? Because he
Speaker 2: owed he owed, uh, Carla a favor or something like that,
Speaker 2: because he was scared. I don't know, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how we were going over this show and
Speaker 2: already we're forgetting what we went over.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't. We don't have the greatest memories you
Speaker 1: and I put together.
Speaker 6: You know you are right, Zach.
Speaker 5: The Squirrel Army is subsequently traded over the internet for Steven,
Speaker 5: the replacement for Rowdy.
Speaker 1: There you go. One of those smokes, a lot of
Speaker 1: whed and one, doesn't.
Speaker 2: You know, Zach, when we put our heads together, we
Speaker 2: really come up with nothing.
Speaker 1: Yep, one one equal zero. All right? Should we go
Speaker 1: to break and then we'll have a guest. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. I'm sorry, Donald, Sorry, Donald, I'm just sitting down.
Speaker 6: It's just Zach's abs.
Speaker 2: Everybody.
Speaker 1: Donald, did you shift? Did you shift?
Speaker 2: I didn't shift.
Speaker 1: I got into one day.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get into those ab crevices with you. Dick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: Ah, come straight to the top.
Speaker 1: You have creamble in there. That was good. All right,
Speaker 1: we have a caller. Let's bring them in. My friend
Speaker 1: Daniel got a.
Speaker 11: Game you can talk to, you know, like a bottle smoke.
Speaker 11: Some maybe talking about the episode. So come on, let's
Speaker 11: get the show off.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, get it up. For Ryan, Hi, I
Speaker 2: he been g rated today. Ryan. For you? You got
Speaker 2: your kiddos with you for a little while.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, how are you? Welcome to the program?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 10: Hi everyone?
Speaker 1: And what's your Is that your wife's name?
Speaker 10: I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: Ryan and Lynn have two adorable children on their laps,
Speaker 1: so Donald will not say anything inappropriate.
Speaker 6: Really going to town on these pretzels.
Speaker 1: Where are you guys? Where are you guys? Call us
Speaker 1: from San Diego?
Speaker 2: No, San Diego the.
Speaker 1: Most beautiful place. It's the most beautiful place. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's really where God invented. It's really where God wanted
Speaker 1: us to live.
Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely, you.
Speaker 1: Know it's the perfect temperature always, it's the most beautiful place.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 10: I was representing as well too.
Speaker 2: Nice. I like that Star Wars and the herse. What
Speaker 2: do I keep saying in there?
Speaker 6: Stuck on it?
Speaker 2: Now? I know why.
Speaker 1: I have an idea why you might be doing that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know? Yeah, yeah, you're stuck on
Speaker 1: it like it's like this particular episode, it's become your
Speaker 1: what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Willis to talk about Will list A dal Shoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ryan, welcome to the program. Do you have a
Speaker 1: question for us? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I was gonna start with showing you guys a picture
Speaker 10: a little bit first, it's my profile pol in a
Speaker 10: little bit.
Speaker 6: It looks like tall doctor, but it's tall graduate.
Speaker 10: Yes, it is indeed a little bit of my background.
Speaker 10: I am a physical therapist, but as of this year,
Speaker 10: stay home dad for obvious reasons. That picture was about
Speaker 10: a week or so before my Pet School graduation when
Speaker 10: we got our gowns, and that was with one of
Speaker 10: my best friends from Pet School, Albert Uh. He and
Speaker 10: I were big fans of the show, and we looked
Speaker 10: at each other and said, world's most giant doctor of
Speaker 10: physical therapy.
Speaker 1: Nice man. I appreciate the shout out. And you're clearly
Speaker 1: a Star Wars fan, which Donald Will and Joel will appreciate.
Speaker 10: Yes, as biggest fans of you guys.
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, you can't stump them. Do you know
Speaker 1: what the name of Boba FET's ship that was just
Speaker 1: changed because of the of the name of the ship.
Speaker 1: It was just changed to something else. I do It
Speaker 1: was slave one. That's the level of knowledge I have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Ryan, get ahead. Do you have a question
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 2: You just make me angry sometimes.
Speaker 1: I know I love you, just love just hold it
Speaker 1: in y.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: My question, Uh kind of ties into my career story.
Speaker 10: As well too a little bit. But you know, of
Speaker 10: course of the pandemic, that has been a career shift
Speaker 10: for me. But I've also had another career shift and
Speaker 10: actually going into physical therapy. Uh. You know, I always
Speaker 10: knew I wanted to go into medicine and be a
Speaker 10: healthcare provider, but my wife was one who kind of
Speaker 10: directed me towards, uh, physical therapy. We started dating when
Speaker 10: she has a second year medical student and I was
Speaker 10: studying to go into medical school. But I just saw
Speaker 10: the rigor and you know how much she was studying
Speaker 10: for her board exams, and you know, I kind of thought,
Speaker 10: I don't know if I wanted that kind of lifestyle.
Speaker 10: And so she had worked amongst physical therapists in the
Speaker 10: hospital while she was rotating, and yeah, she kind of
Speaker 10: steered me that direction. And you know, I haven't looked
Speaker 10: back since and havn't regretted my decision. You know, I'm
Speaker 10: still in the healthcare field, got my doctorate of course, still,
Speaker 10: So I was just wondering for you guys, was there
Speaker 10: any moment in your guys' careers or was like a
Speaker 10: role or anything that caused you guys to kind of
Speaker 10: like shift or change career path a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, you know, I Hm, I always knew I wanted
Speaker 2: to be an actor. Since I was five. I had
Speaker 2: been saying, you know, I'm going to be an actor
Speaker 2: when I get older. That was one thing that all
Speaker 2: my when my friends were like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I want to do, I was very clear on it,
Speaker 2: and I had already started making moves to make that
Speaker 2: dream come true at a very young age. You know,
Speaker 2: I talk about stop motion a lot on this podcast.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: You know, I like to think that would have been
Speaker 2: my career path if I had not. Animation would have
Speaker 2: been my career path if I had not chosen to
Speaker 2: be an actor. But there's never been a moment where
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: shift careers and change what I do or what I
Speaker 2: want to do, because it's always been acting.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too, man, I can't say that I know
Speaker 1: that's been a Choosing careers can be really stressful and
Speaker 1: confusing for a lot of people. I guess I've been
Speaker 1: always blessed that the second I knew it was a job,
Speaker 1: I've said on here, the second I saw my dad
Speaker 1: doing a community theater for fun. He was a trial attorney,
Speaker 1: but his hobby was doing the local plays. And I
Speaker 1: was like eight years old, and I remember thinking like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, hold on, this is a job, like
Speaker 1: you can do this, This could be something that you're
Speaker 1: allowed to do and you make money doing this. I never,
Speaker 1: I never, I never looked back. I knew that I
Speaker 1: would somehow be involved in trying attempting to entertain people
Speaker 1: really well with it, Thank you so much. I've liked
Speaker 1: physical therapists. It feels nice. Oh god, it does right
Speaker 1: when they get into that spot. I had a I
Speaker 1: had a rotator cuff injury from skin.
Speaker 2: I have a rotator cuff injury right now.
Speaker 1: Dude, baby said, listen, you gotta take a thera gun
Speaker 1: and put it on there. My therapist is the one
Speaker 1: who introduced me to the thera gun. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if they're a sponsor on here anymore. They used to be,
Speaker 1: but they that's that's a great product. And it felt
Speaker 1: so nice when he did it.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, Yeah, could you just
Speaker 2: go on like this hurts?
Speaker 1: I feel it, but I but the doctor told me
Speaker 1: eventually He's like I did everything. I did everything you
Speaker 1: can do. PRP is that what's something Ryan. I did
Speaker 1: everything you can do, and he said, the only thing
Speaker 1: I have to do is surgery, and he goes, you
Speaker 1: don't want to have shoulder surgery. It's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: So I just live with it. Surgery is one of
Speaker 2: those things that they sometimes don't get it right.
Speaker 1: Huh No, it's just that well Ryan can answer, but
Speaker 1: that I do. But he said, you're at least six
Speaker 1: months in a sling and I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 10: M Yeah, yeah, you want custods, especially if you're active.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he said, he said, you know you have
Speaker 1: to peel. You have to peel the muscle back to
Speaker 1: fix it and then put it back. And he's like,
Speaker 1: this is if you can operate with it, and you're
Speaker 1: just He's like, just don't do that. So I don't
Speaker 1: raise my hand anymore. Right, Basically, if you called upon yeah,
Speaker 1: if I have a question, I go left you all right, Ryan,
Speaker 1: you got another question for us?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 10: And this one actually is directly related to an episode
Speaker 10: of Scrubs. The episode was in season eight, which I
Speaker 10: know is a little bit further along or you guys
Speaker 10: are The episode was my cousin you guys recall that
Speaker 10: episode or not, But that one involved the Wiener cous pledge.
Speaker 1: Wien your cousin.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, that had to be one of the funniest
Speaker 10: episodes of TV I've ever watched at any show.
Speaker 1: Thank you, of course. And do you have Wiener cousins
Speaker 1: in your line?
Speaker 2: I was about to say, do you have a winder Custer?
Speaker 1: This is leading to you having a Wiener cousin.
Speaker 2: I hope this, I truly hope. This means that you
Speaker 2: have locked, you have docked.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no your cousin. Yeah, Wien your cousin is
Speaker 1: not docking. Donald, It means that you have connected. No,
Speaker 1: you don't recall. It means that you have occupied the
Speaker 1: same volva.
Speaker 2: Not at the same time, but.
Speaker 1: No, no, at different times, at different time. Yes. So, Ryan,
Speaker 1: is this leading to you having a share a volva
Speaker 1: volva with a friends story because we love those?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 10: Not, but I was just dying with laughter when they
Speaker 10: were showing all the background players, especially Colonel Doctor and
Speaker 10: Snoop Dogg residents at this time. Yeah. Uh, they were
Speaker 10: enacting the you know bow or plag the shape right uh.
Speaker 10: And what got me was us the last scene when
Speaker 10: it was Kelso and the janitor and acting these.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. We haven't gotten that far. Donald
Speaker 1: and I are not Wien your cousins.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I don't think we don't and I don't
Speaker 2: know that we will ever be Wiener cousins.
Speaker 1: Well now I can say that we won't be.
Speaker 2: But well, you never know.
Speaker 1: You might we might have been Wiener cousins and not
Speaker 1: known it.
Speaker 2: You might jump back into my past and get with
Speaker 2: some of the young hotties that I grew up with,
Speaker 2: or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's in my future, but.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: It's pretty hard to be you know, I I you know,
Speaker 1: I think good friends have a rule saying that obviously
Speaker 1: things happen accidentally. You didn't know that you that you
Speaker 1: that you had you had vacated that particular.
Speaker 10: Volv Well, I was just wanted to find out who
Speaker 10: you guys thought was there Kelso and the janitors.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. Who would Kelso and John
Speaker 1: Nitder have both been with Laverne? Yeah, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: gotta be Laverne at the pool party, at the above
Speaker 1: ground pool party, Oh my gosh. Because we never know
Speaker 1: what goes down at those above ground pool parties and
Speaker 1: we assume that it's definitely sexual and that there's drugs involved.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. A bunch of doctors high on drugs. Fucking
Speaker 2: you can't beat that with a baseball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love that. That would be a great
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, make a Scrubs movie. I would make the
Speaker 1: above Ground I would make the LaVerne's above Ground pool
Speaker 1: party movie.
Speaker 2: The movie's basically a comedy for the first forty five minutes,
Speaker 2: and it's just straight porn for the last minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Aloma Wright's going to be down
Speaker 1: with that. Do you want to make the call? Because,
Speaker 1: as you recall, she is a church going woman. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's going to be down for part What
Speaker 1: if you're like, Alma, you're only in part one. By
Speaker 1: the way, if we did make a Scrubs movie, it
Speaker 1: would be a great sort of spine, if you will,
Speaker 1: for the film. The structure to make it all cutting
Speaker 1: in and out of one insane day at LaVerne's above
Speaker 1: pool party. Yeah, like it splinters off from but it
Speaker 1: all takes place at the pool party, and it combs
Speaker 1: off to all the mayhem that happened kind of like
Speaker 1: that movie you Love with Rogan and Franco Maine about
Speaker 1: the end of the World.
Speaker 2: I love that movie. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. All right,
Speaker 1: it's time for San Diego's favorite segment. Everyone, It's time
Speaker 1: to fix your lie. All right, Ryan, you seem like
Speaker 1: you've got a great life. You live in San Diego.
Speaker 1: For goodness sakes, everyone would love to live in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Do you live in La Joya?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll move to La Joya because that's your neighborhood
Speaker 1: in San Diego.
Speaker 2: Where are you living in San Diego?
Speaker 1: Del Sero?
Speaker 2: Okay? You haven't go to the Old Glob the Old
Speaker 2: Globe theater.
Speaker 10: I walked fasted any times?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Donald wants you to go see a play there
Speaker 1: because he wants to a place.
Speaker 2: They do a lot of Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: There's not just Shakespeare, they do regular non shakespeare in
Speaker 1: plays as well. Donald, I believe like yours, Steve Martin
Speaker 1: wrote it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1: You didn't go see it, No, but it is a
Speaker 1: La Joya playoffs as well. Great place to see theater
Speaker 1: and a great place to go to the beach. And
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful place. I feel like we're doing an
Speaker 1: ad for San Diego. How can we help you, Ryan,
Speaker 1: We want to fix your life. Even though your life
Speaker 1: seems to be amazing, beautiful wife, two children. You gotta
Speaker 1: smile on your face. You can't possibly need anything fixed.
Speaker 10: Thank you, Thank you. I was actually contemplating this section
Speaker 10: for a while, and originally I wanted to ask me
Speaker 10: about kids, but I think we had that cover. But
Speaker 10: you know, since I had the chance to talk with
Speaker 10: you guys as artists, I was thinking, you know, what
Speaker 10: does it take to start a podcast? I've thought of
Speaker 10: some idea one, you know, during my time at home,
Speaker 10: and I was just curious on your guys thoughts of that.
Speaker 2: Well, you you got the hardest part down. You came
Speaker 2: up with an idea for a podcast. That's the hardest
Speaker 2: thing to do. It's easy to say I want to
Speaker 2: start a podcast, but then it's like, well what am
Speaker 2: I going to make the podcast about. You seem to
Speaker 2: say you just said you thought up the idea during
Speaker 2: your your quarantine. It's it's you know, we got very lucky.
Speaker 2: We have Daniel and Joel and they handle a lot
Speaker 2: of the business for us. And I'm not business. A
Speaker 2: lot of the uh mischis thank you for us. But
Speaker 2: you know, to start up a podcast, one you need
Speaker 2: an idea, and too you need people that want to
Speaker 2: listen to it, and you need to find a platform
Speaker 2: to use to deliver it to people. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: really all I can say. We got lucky. Somebody said
Speaker 2: to us, we really want to do a podcast with
Speaker 2: you guys, and we were like, we really want to
Speaker 2: do a podcast with you, And that's how iHeart happened.
Speaker 2: It doesn't happen like that for everybody.
Speaker 1: So you know, I think that if you have a
Speaker 1: good idea and it's something you're passionate about, first of all,
Speaker 1: it should be something you're super interested in. Donald and
Speaker 1: I are super interested in being silly and laughing with
Speaker 1: each other. We're very lucky that we have going through
Speaker 1: the show to help us because it kind of gives
Speaker 1: us a framework of things to talk about, but also
Speaker 1: we could just sit here and giggle with these two
Speaker 1: characters all day long. It's something we really enjoy. So
Speaker 1: I think your audience, and you know, you have to
Speaker 1: talk about something that that there will be an audience
Speaker 1: that will be just as interested in the subject matter
Speaker 1: as you are, and something you look forward to doing,
Speaker 1: because this isn't it's not zero amount of work. You know,
Speaker 1: it does take some work to put it out and
Speaker 1: and of course Joel and Daniell do a lot of
Speaker 1: work behind the scenes to make it all sound good.
Speaker 1: But that's my advice is that if you're going to
Speaker 1: do it and take it on, to have it be
Speaker 1: something that you're just could talk endlessly about. And also
Speaker 1: to surround yourself with good people who are great conversationalists, because,
Speaker 1: as we've said a few times, Donald and I love
Speaker 1: to chat and be silly, but we pulled Joel and
Speaker 1: Daniel onto the show and and and pulled them from
Speaker 1: behind the scenes to in front of the scenes because
Speaker 1: we find them so genuinely interesting and and good people
Speaker 1: to chat with. What you're trying to get it? Wait,
Speaker 1: that's not the one I met w Tank. I can't
Speaker 1: find you. Honor me, Daniel, you honor me, you honor me.
Speaker 4: Don't get you some stickers and we can put the
Speaker 4: little stickers on it.
Speaker 5: All.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to come fix the pad, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: update the pad. You're supposed to put labels on the pad.
Speaker 1: And now, yes, you think I've got a brother P
Speaker 1: touch Daniel bring You know how when people tweet shit
Speaker 1: their like, they put the clap sign after Daniel, Bring
Speaker 1: over your P touch.
Speaker 2: You should do it all at the same time.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me try that, bring over your P touch. Okay, okay. Now,
Speaker 1: when your podcast becomes a global hit like ours, Ryan,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need a sound pad and you're gonna need
Speaker 1: an engineer who refuses to update it. Okay, that's part
Speaker 1: of the sound pad. Make sure Ryan that you get
Speaker 1: an engineer who gets you a soundpad that takes a
Speaker 1: computer programmer to operate because it's so complicated. In honor
Speaker 1: of Daniel not updating the sound pad, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: hit a random button. See what comes up.
Speaker 4: Okay, appropriate, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: This is my new favorite. We got point Dexter run
Speaker 1: the violin and Lewis then Gill would from little.
Speaker 2: We have something something on the guitar and by little
Speaker 2: old me Jamal Lamarmar Tamar.
Speaker 1: All right, Ryan, you're welcome. You're welcome. Good luck with
Speaker 1: your podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I hope enjoyed. San Diego Man, I
Speaker 2: find an.
Speaker 1: Engineer who can give you a sound pad that What
Speaker 1: is it? Donald? We're doing a show here? What's going on?
Speaker 2: I got I got a kid in here? What's up on? Yes?
Speaker 1: Go what did he ask for?
Speaker 4: Jesus Jesus and Jesus Jesus so good right now?
Speaker 2: Yo, this kid is right now, this kid's getting good
Speaker 2: at basketball, man, like for real, for real, Like I
Speaker 2: believe he's starting to shake him bake. He's starting to shoot.
Speaker 2: It looks like he knows how to shoot now, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like it's starting to happen. I'm
Speaker 2: watching him play with his friends and go buy his
Speaker 2: friends and shoot floaters, and he's watching basketball games with me.
Speaker 2: He's staying up late to watch basketball games. Like my
Speaker 2: dreams are coming true. They are coming with this.
Speaker 1: By being too like agro dad about.
Speaker 2: It, I'm not, dude. He's the one that freaking gets
Speaker 2: me to the point He's like, Dad, can we go
Speaker 2: play basketball again? I'm like, my god, I just played
Speaker 2: basketball with you five minutes ago. I'm done playing basketball.
Speaker 2: But okay, let's go. You know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Telling you one thing. Don't get too into it or
Speaker 1: he will not want to play. Okay, all right, Ryan,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Take care of a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be asked with you guys. I think we
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 1: We did do it. Oh yeah, all right, well, thank
Speaker 1: you to Ryan, and thank you all to listening. Hey,
Speaker 1: there's new merch. This is the first episode where we
Speaker 1: can tell you. Go to Cottonbeureau dot com. There's a
Speaker 1: Joel t shirt. You can finally have the quick on
Speaker 1: your shirt. There's an awesome drawing that we licensed from
Speaker 1: a beautiful artist of me riding Donald, And there's a
Speaker 1: thought bubble of an eagle, and and there's the character
Speaker 1: names on unshirt. And I don't yell at me. People
Speaker 1: are already yelling at me Donald. That says we didn't
Speaker 1: put ted on the shirt. There was only room for
Speaker 1: certain amount of we'll put ted on the next shirt.
Speaker 2: I said the same thing when I saw the ship.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put it out there.
Speaker 1: But you said you didn't say it to me.
Speaker 2: I know, I said it in my head.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh great, that's so helpful that you
Speaker 1: said it in your head. I said the same thing,
Speaker 1: oh to me, No, in my head. All right, we
Speaker 1: love you guys, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: And I don't tell you guys this enough. Dan, Joelle,
Speaker 2: I love you guys. I love you so much. Tank Forever, Forever.
Speaker 2: Settings ABOUTIC seven eight.
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