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Speaker 9: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
Speaker 9: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. I was working out.
Speaker 9: I was talking to a buddy of mine, and I
Speaker 9: was telling him something that Bishop td Jakes told me
Speaker 9: one time. I heard him say it. He said, I
Speaker 9: would hate to die and not do the thing that
Speaker 9: I was born to do. I would hate to die
Speaker 9: and not do the thing that I was born to do.
Speaker 2: Man, oh man, oh man, man.
Speaker 9: That hit me like a like a like a pile
Speaker 9: of bricks man, because it made me feel so grateful
Speaker 9: that God has allowed me.
Speaker 2: To live my life this way now.
Speaker 9: And I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,
Speaker 9: the bad, and the ugly, and I have had all
Speaker 9: of them. The person you see today, it ain't always
Speaker 9: who I was. It was on the inside of me,
Speaker 9: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It
Speaker 9: hadn't been bought out. It was in here, but it
Speaker 9: was under development. Who I am today was a process.
Speaker 9: But like I said before, don't trip. He ain't through
Speaker 9: with me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier
Speaker 9: for Christ. Today. I still fall short oftentimes, but I'll
Speaker 9: tell you what, I'm ever grateful for the life I have.
Speaker 9: And you know what, I want to encourage everybody today
Speaker 9: to explore your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities.
Speaker 9: Why would you not want to find out, discover, or
Speaker 9: know what it is God got for you? Why would
Speaker 9: you not want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities? Now,
Speaker 9: as I ask you this question, I want you to
Speaker 9: know that the devil is busy, that he plays mind tricks.
Speaker 9: So as you hear this, I already know he's saying
Speaker 9: to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, that's easy for you
Speaker 9: to say, but I didne got myself in this situation
Speaker 9: right here.
Speaker 2: You ain't nothing too hard for God, nothing nothing. And see,
Speaker 2: so as you listen to me, try to get your
Speaker 2: mind open to this.
Speaker 9: Why would you not want to explore all of your
Speaker 9: life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And I'm talking
Speaker 9: about from right where you are right now. I'm not
Speaker 9: asking you to change, I'm not asking you to do anything.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you this is a fact that God can
Speaker 9: get you from right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
Speaker 9: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
Speaker 9: talking about in your life.
Speaker 8: You know you.
Speaker 9: I missed the lottery, I missed my ride. They fired me.
Speaker 9: I missed the deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people.
Speaker 9: People just miss theay self to death. If you've been
Speaker 9: all in missus, God can get you from right where
Speaker 9: you are. God a home run hitter. I'm here to
Speaker 9: tell you that he's a home run hitter. He's a
Speaker 9: put him over the wall whenever he want to, all
Speaker 9: the time. And you can be a recipient of some
Speaker 9: of these home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand.
Speaker 9: But you got to swing now, listen to me. You
Speaker 9: got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to
Speaker 9: stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't
Speaker 9: hold you down about it if you don't hold yourself
Speaker 9: down about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
Speaker 9: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
Speaker 9: He make you think you ain't worthy. He make you
Speaker 9: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
Speaker 9: come back from it. He makes you feel like you
Speaker 9: so low you can't go up high. He knock you
Speaker 9: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
Speaker 9: hard than anybody else.
Speaker 2: You can't get up.
Speaker 9: He rolled you so deep down in that ditch you
Speaker 9: can't see over the edge. God can come get you
Speaker 9: from no matter where you are. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 9: you ain't in no hold too deep for God. Magic
Speaker 9: Johnson to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't
Speaker 9: in no hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can
Speaker 9: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep
Speaker 9: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that I can
Speaker 9: name you some people. Bishop Jakes can tell you that.
Speaker 9: I could tell you. Kenneth Olmah can tell you that.
Speaker 9: Bishop Kenneth Om I could tell you some people. Kirk
Speaker 9: Franklin can tell you that. Donnie Mcclerklin can tell you
Speaker 9: that I just know some people personally man that then
Speaker 9: been in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell your body.
Speaker 9: I know some people man been down, been in a
Speaker 9: hole so deep.
Speaker 2: I bet you. Paula Dean can tell you about it. See.
Speaker 2: But you know what, then here we go see see
Speaker 2: see you know, see.
Speaker 9: We don't like to talk about that because now we
Speaker 9: want everybody to pay extra hard for some mistakes they
Speaker 9: made when clearly an excuse me for being a new Christian.
Speaker 9: But there is a prayer that I've been saying since
Speaker 9: I was a little bitty boy, and it took me
Speaker 9: till I was a grown man to understand it. Forgive
Speaker 9: us our trespass, as we forgive those who trust passed
Speaker 9: against us. So see, it ain't my job to hold
Speaker 9: nobody down, to keep my knee on somebody's neck.
Speaker 2: Who am I? I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a
Speaker 2: second here, probably today.
Speaker 9: See so all this, you holding people down with the
Speaker 9: way you feel inviout them, And she shouldn't have said this,
Speaker 9: and she'll never get it. I'll never support this again. Man,
Speaker 9: get up, get up and get real, you for real?
Speaker 9: You think you ain't finnak need forgiveness real soon. You
Speaker 9: ain't finna make a diabolical mistake in your life. You
Speaker 9: don't think you are. I have thousands of them, probably
Speaker 9: gonna make a few hundred more for I get up
Speaker 9: out of here. So I've decided to be in a
Speaker 9: forgiving business because I want God to forgive. My trust
Speaker 9: passes as I forgive those who trustpass against me.
Speaker 2: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.
Speaker 9: I get tired of talking to piston, to people man
Speaker 9: supposed to be saved, and talking about dear Christians.
Speaker 2: I don't want that time religion. Man, I ain't in
Speaker 2: that no more. I ain't in that. You can call
Speaker 2: me wrong if you want to say it how you
Speaker 2: want to say.
Speaker 9: I ain't in that no more. I ain't in all that.
Speaker 9: You can feel how you want to feel about me.
Speaker 9: But I got proof that God work in my life.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 9: I can't hardly get it out sometime when people ask
Speaker 9: me something about depot on the inside of me, about
Speaker 9: my soul and how I used to be, and my
Speaker 9: journey and my trip, because people don't know the trip
Speaker 9: I've been on. You may have been on one worse
Speaker 9: than me, but you know what you ain't in a
Speaker 9: whole too deep. God can't get you out of and
Speaker 9: I wish, I want, I want people to remember that man,
Speaker 9: God is a redeemer, He the great I am. So
Speaker 9: if you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for?
Speaker 9: You know you might not have nothing because you ain't
Speaker 9: asking for nothing. Quit asking God to get you out
Speaker 9: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance.
Speaker 9: Then you take the money and you get out of debt.
Speaker 9: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep
Speaker 9: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
Speaker 9: what you asking God for? I'm just tripping today, that's all.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I apologize.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11: Wake up, Wake up, wake up? Oh you know what
Speaker 11: I heard?
Speaker 7: It was Wednesday, Wednesday. It is Wednesday. Oh I said
Speaker 7: it just right, dinner, It is Wednesday. Top of the morning,
Speaker 7: Rise and shine. Give yourself that stretch that morning, Yonie,
Speaker 7: sit on the edge of the bed, think the man,
Speaker 7: and then you got to get up, get out and
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Speaker 7: Steve's out on vacation and the crew is hold it down.
Speaker 7: This is your boy, nephew, tire me, the one and
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Speaker 11: We are here, top top top of them on what
Speaker 11: do do?
Speaker 8: What it do?
Speaker 1: What's happening? Onday?
Speaker 5: What's up? What's up?
Speaker 7: Mississippi? Montica? M I S S I S s I
Speaker 7: P p I Montica. That's Jackson my bad Ooh. I
Speaker 7: couldn't spell that back in school.
Speaker 12: Lord, but she didn't want to tell me you might hunt,
Speaker 12: And when we were little made us learn it. She
Speaker 12: made us learn it. And once we learned it, she
Speaker 12: would always make us spell it to her. And every
Speaker 12: time we got to the PP she would say, in
Speaker 12: the bed right there, yeah, and she would always do,
Speaker 12: come on, I'm not gonna do it this time. I
Speaker 12: just want to make sure you got it. Every time
Speaker 12: she would every time we get to the peep in
Speaker 12: the bed, honty.
Speaker 11: Hey, that's a good question. Have y'all started back being.
Speaker 8: In the bed?
Speaker 1: You know, no, never never consued at that age.
Speaker 7: You know, you know we're a little older now, you know,
Speaker 7: you know, you know, you revert back. You know, I'm
Speaker 7: just asking y'all ain't started back. Yeah, y'all, I'm this
Speaker 7: one one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you reverted, you reverted back.
Speaker 13: You got plastic covers over your mattress.
Speaker 11: What that plastic used to be grueling?
Speaker 13: Yes, adult diapers.
Speaker 11: You gotta take that off. You gotta clean that, and
Speaker 11: you gotta put that back on.
Speaker 13: All the bedding, everything because you cannot. But you're dreaming
Speaker 13: that you're in the.
Speaker 4: Bathroom, right, that's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. Oh wow,
Speaker 4: Yeah about your coworker.
Speaker 7: You had never dreamed you was in the bathroom going,
Speaker 7: So you got different kinds of dreams in your dream.
Speaker 11: You don't stop the pee. You don't stop the pee
Speaker 11: in your dream.
Speaker 3: You know what, I don't think I remember even when
Speaker 3: I was little, when I was pinty trained, I never
Speaker 3: peed in the bed. My mother had this This old
Speaker 3: lady in Chicago used to take care of him. My
Speaker 3: mother said, whatever she did, she must have traumatized me
Speaker 3: and beat my behind about poty training she had.
Speaker 1: At four three four, my but was getting up in
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 5: My mama said, you never.
Speaker 14: In here.
Speaker 5: My mom asked the woman, She said, what did you
Speaker 5: she said she don't be in the bed. My mom
Speaker 5: was like one.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up.
Speaker 13: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
Speaker 13: the nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show, and it's.
Speaker 1: Time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 10: What you got for his now?
Speaker 14: Huh huh?
Speaker 1: You heard me?
Speaker 7: What you were what you're calling on me? Is it
Speaker 7: time for stupid?
Speaker 11: Is that what it's time for?
Speaker 1: Always? Always in your world?
Speaker 7: Yes, well, one of the greatest movies out there. But
Speaker 7: this is the title little prank. The Postman Always Rings twice.
Speaker 7: The Postman Always Rings twice? All right, all right, cat dog,
Speaker 7: if you would.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlos. My name Benny Man,
Speaker 8: Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want to make sure I
Speaker 8: got the right person. You You you work for a
Speaker 8: post office, right, uh? Yeah, okay? Do you deliver mail
Speaker 8: off a Murphy Road?
Speaker 14: Uh sometime?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, okay, I live it. First of all, I
Speaker 8: wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now
Speaker 8: it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman
Speaker 8: that has been stopping by my house, and I'm what
Speaker 8: I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to
Speaker 8: my door the post to just putting mail in the
Speaker 8: mailboxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.
Speaker 14: What do you say that again?
Speaker 8: I live at Murphy Road, Murfey Road.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I deliver over there. But you say delivering package
Speaker 15: at your house?
Speaker 8: No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
Speaker 8: and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlos.
Speaker 8: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
Speaker 8: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
Speaker 8: more than one occasion, on a on a daily basis.
Speaker 8: You coming by there two three times, you know. But
Speaker 8: what I'm gonna saying, there ain't no male being brought
Speaker 8: over that. I'm trying to figure out what are you
Speaker 8: doing at my house? Now?
Speaker 16: What? What? What?
Speaker 8: Really? Hadn't been brought all this to a head because
Speaker 8: you already know what's going on, Let me go on,
Speaker 8: let you know that call over. I do know what's
Speaker 8: going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners
Speaker 8: this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post
Speaker 8: office shirt in my package. What color was it? It's blue?
Speaker 8: Light blue.
Speaker 14: I got blue.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well explain this to me. How your shirt getting
Speaker 8: my house? Do you have my name on it?
Speaker 14: Because that could be anybody's shirt.
Speaker 8: Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
Speaker 8: is some it's more postman stopping by my house?
Speaker 15: Yeh man sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
Speaker 15: guys in that in that neighborhood, you know, Because.
Speaker 8: Here's my problem, man, My problem is this is that
Speaker 8: my wife is at home all day every day. And
Speaker 8: my understanding is is that you stopping body bringing more.
Speaker 15: First of all, about you can call you can call
Speaker 15: it one of eight hundred numbers, because how did you
Speaker 15: get my number?
Speaker 16: Do that?
Speaker 8: I don't worry about that. I find ways. How you
Speaker 8: how you get my address? That you stopping by that
Speaker 8: every morning?
Speaker 15: I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
Speaker 15: do I put the middle in a box and lift
Speaker 15: of the package.
Speaker 14: I don't get out.
Speaker 8: Excuse me, I don't do that.
Speaker 16: That wasn't me, dude.
Speaker 8: I just know you're clean us this morning and pick
Speaker 8: up clothes. And it is a post office shirt in
Speaker 8: there that belonged ever then that belonged to a man.
Speaker 8: That's got to be. It must be yours.
Speaker 14: That's none of mine. Man, that's not mine.
Speaker 8: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 8: what this is. We're gonna do, Carlos to calose, see what.
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. I know you're lying, see
Speaker 8: and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
Speaker 8: at my house. And I know it. Calos, you understand me,
Speaker 8: So listen.
Speaker 16: Not me.
Speaker 8: Ascuse me. That's not me.
Speaker 16: It can't be mean.
Speaker 8: Let me let me tell you something. When you come
Speaker 8: on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there
Speaker 8: at them at the mailboxes, waiting on you for what?
Speaker 8: For what? Me and you gonna have this problem that
Speaker 8: we got tomorrow morning when you bring in the mail.
Speaker 8: So when you bring the mail, bring your too, Okay, Carlos.
Speaker 14: All of them ain't threatening me.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.
Speaker 14: Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
Speaker 14: ain't gotta come to me like that.
Speaker 8: Dude. Hey man, you came up in my house and
Speaker 8: I know you said off my shirt in my house.
Speaker 14: Dude, that was not me. I don't know where you live.
Speaker 14: I don't know who the you are, but you threatened me.
Speaker 8: Dude, dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning
Speaker 8: at the mailbox. Bring your carlos.
Speaker 14: I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house.
Speaker 14: We're playing clothes on and whoop yo?
Speaker 8: What you say you work for me? Hey?
Speaker 14: This oh where you met running roads.
Speaker 8: I won't team perfect roads. Bring your because what you're
Speaker 8: not gonna keep doing is running up in my house
Speaker 8: while I'm out at work trying to earn a living
Speaker 8: for my family, and you up in my house laying
Speaker 8: up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some mason there.
Speaker 8: I guess that's what you use when you spray on
Speaker 8: them dogs. I found that too.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up
Speaker 14: with that.
Speaker 8: Mate.
Speaker 14: I will knock you out for this, I said.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be rut of intim waiting.
Speaker 14: Car I can't wait till tomorrow and shoot me. This
Speaker 14: is I told you I wasn't the one. But if
Speaker 14: you want to put me thrown for real, okay, cool,
Speaker 14: I'll give off when I see your office.
Speaker 8: When I see you tomorrow.
Speaker 14: It's old. It's whatever hey, you're sending to me all
Speaker 14: that I'll tell you what. I will come over there
Speaker 14: as some playing closing with you, because you're not gonna
Speaker 14: make me lose my job, dog job.
Speaker 8: But whatever it's got to be. I don't care if
Speaker 8: you if you're in the post office, you the farm.
Speaker 8: I don't give a damn of you in your pajamas, Carlos.
Speaker 8: But when you come to that mailbox and I find
Speaker 8: you out there by the mailboxes, that show man. Because
Speaker 8: I know you've been in my house, Carlos.
Speaker 14: I'm telling you I'm there.
Speaker 8: Okay, so be it there, so be it. I got
Speaker 8: I got one more thing else I want to tell
Speaker 8: you when you before you get.
Speaker 14: There, tell me what you know I recall me.
Speaker 8: Is you listening to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your coworker.
Speaker 16: You You.
Speaker 14: Ain't just.
Speaker 8: From my Rods collars. You all right?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 14: Ah dude. I'm driving put over to Sade of the road.
Speaker 14: I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to go, Cray.
Speaker 14: I don't want my way to your house right now.
Speaker 14: Put on my way to your house.
Speaker 8: I took God for work, Damn, I forget oh man,
Speaker 8: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
Speaker 8: is what is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 15: Steve Harvey Morning Radio Show, no doubt all the way.
Speaker 14: You have it?
Speaker 8: What what what what?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 10: You know what when you know it?
Speaker 7: Let's let's take time right now to give it up
Speaker 7: to all of the postal workers out there. Man, arriste
Speaker 7: ups fi and get some act conditioners and all them
Speaker 7: be hippos, okay, every last one of them. It's too
Speaker 7: hot out there, people working hard. Man, give it up
Speaker 7: all the postal workers out there because they doing it. Man,
Speaker 7: if I was y'all postal work, y'all wouldn't get none
Speaker 7: of y'all meal hot like this.
Speaker 15: Here.
Speaker 7: The whole bag is at the end of the street.
Speaker 7: Y'all go in there and look and see if y'all down.
Speaker 1: There all right? Thank you.
Speaker 12: Coming up next it is as the ridd you're listening
Speaker 12: morning show coming up at the top of the hour
Speaker 12: and entertainment news. Brace yourselfs guys, there's a Magic City
Speaker 12: docuseries coming out soon.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 7: They don't have no footage or nothing though. Do rewinded,
Speaker 7: Hey man, you better stop this all They rewinding take.
Speaker 5: Like the freak nick people. Are you nervous?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're always just eating wings. That's all I was.
Speaker 1: That's why you went That's why you went there, all right?
Speaker 12: And then Drake is fining two hundred and thirty thousand
Speaker 12: dollars for going past the curfew at his recent Detroit concert,
Speaker 12: and Kiki Palmer turned her recent drama into dollars with
Speaker 12: two new T shirts. We'll talk about it at the
Speaker 12: top of the hour, but right now it is time
Speaker 12: to ask the riddlelo the ready love Officer.
Speaker 13: Nephew, Tommy and Junior.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 12: Sandra in College Park says, I'm fifty seven years old
Speaker 12: and my boyfriend is forty nine and ready to settle down.
Speaker 12: I've been married three times, so I'm ready to have
Speaker 12: fun and have a few threesomes with him. Why is
Speaker 12: he so dead set on settling down instead of enjoying
Speaker 12: life a little bit?
Speaker 7: First a minute, Wait a minute, it's a lot in
Speaker 7: this right here. First of all, have you told him
Speaker 7: about the threesomes? We had this discussion. Surely he's not
Speaker 7: passing on this. I'm not being really old right now,
Speaker 7: riddle old. I'm just I'm just asking as a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd been the nothing.
Speaker 8: What are you being?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So we have these do we have these email addresses of.
Speaker 8: Junior?
Speaker 5: What you got?
Speaker 8: I don't know this?
Speaker 1: Like my AINTI fifty seven? I can't think about that threesomes.
Speaker 13: Yeah, she wants to have a little fun and have something.
Speaker 1: That's what she said. Yeah, w whe he.
Speaker 17: What's my sid My ain'tie? My anti is now I'm
Speaker 17: thinking about fifty seven, you said, I think my ani
Speaker 17: just I just.
Speaker 8: Thought my hend.
Speaker 1: You don't want to think having three nights, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not I can't.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 11: We think can't.
Speaker 1: No three man and Peter the one.
Speaker 13: I think about it, just like we don't want to
Speaker 13: think about our parents doing it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So what's your advice to Sandra in College Park?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 17: Well, y'all go ahead and do the threesome. It's going
Speaker 17: if you can find somebody else.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 13: She wants to, he doesn't. He wants to settle down.
Speaker 7: He's found a good man and she wants to play
Speaker 7: with him, and she at the end of the day,
Speaker 7: that's what's gonna happen. You can find yourself a good
Speaker 7: man and now you want to go out and get
Speaker 7: freaking Dicky. And guess what right after freaking Dicky, trust me,
Speaker 7: we done, which we ain't done with you, but we
Speaker 7: ain't married. After the freaking Dicky, I'm letting you know,
Speaker 7: all right.
Speaker 12: Moving on to Masie and sagon On, Mazie says, I'm
Speaker 12: a high school basketball coach and when I go to work,
Speaker 12: I'm in sweats. My new boyfriend prefers that I coach
Speaker 12: in sweatpants instead of shorts because I have a big behind.
Speaker 12: He is a teacher at the school, so her question
Speaker 12: is do I cater to him or do I dress
Speaker 12: like I want to.
Speaker 7: You got to be comfortable while you at work, and
Speaker 7: if that means your butt need to be out, then
Speaker 7: your butt need to be out. Whatever whatever it takes
Speaker 7: for you to be comfortable. Now, we ain't gonna be
Speaker 7: up in the sweat. It's too hot for these sweats
Speaker 7: right now. Of course, when when schools start back, it's
Speaker 7: still gonna be a little hot. So hey, let that listen.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. These kids need to see
Speaker 7: what they're gonna grow into.
Speaker 11: They need to see that.
Speaker 7: Okay, you can't cover all that up of these little boys.
Speaker 7: These little boys need to do They need to get educated.
Speaker 7: They need to see that back there. Okay, I understand
Speaker 7: you got a big old, buddy, and when we was
Speaker 7: young and we was in school, we needed to see that. Okay,
Speaker 7: can't helps you grow up and be a man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right there, Mason got a big old but.
Speaker 5: You have you been?
Speaker 11: I can't wait to take PG with Coach Judy Boody.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 12: Moving on to Jamie in uh Indianapolis. Jamie says, my
Speaker 12: boyfriend and I are compatible in most ways, but we
Speaker 12: bump heads in the bedroom. I mean literally, Uh, he
Speaker 12: has head, but it means several times and I'm scared
Speaker 12: he might knock me out one day.
Speaker 13: Why can't he keep his head from king during sex?
Speaker 7: Well, there, listen, y'all need to practice and discuss which
Speaker 7: way your head gonna go so we can get this understood. Yes,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go I almost. I'm gonna move my head
Speaker 7: to the left. You move yours to the right. Let's
Speaker 7: try not to bump heads to each other because in
Speaker 7: a minute, when it's when it gets a little bit
Speaker 7: more aggressive, somebody gona knock somebody the hell out. Sonna,
Speaker 7: it's gonna help, But that's when it's good though.
Speaker 1: We get knocked out, you get knocked down.
Speaker 11: You're getting knocked.
Speaker 1: When you let me tell you something.
Speaker 11: You leave the bedroom with.
Speaker 7: When you leave the bedroom with a bandage around your head,
Speaker 7: that's when you know it's good.
Speaker 1: You got an ice pack up there? Ye boy, looking
Speaker 1: at did that.
Speaker 7: And got that age band and wrapped around boy, that's
Speaker 7: when it's good.
Speaker 13: Needs a helmet, yeah, helmet works, That will work.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 7: Callor too helmets and be doing it on Sunday, doing
Speaker 7: the game. I like that football.
Speaker 1: Don't look like Yeah, I am not mad that.
Speaker 17: I mean if one thing about it, though, is they're
Speaker 17: doing a lot of eye locking in this room. In
Speaker 17: here you that's only you're gonna bump head because y'all
Speaker 17: keep leaving each other in the eyes. Somebody need to
Speaker 17: turn their head the other way because you you're gonna
Speaker 17: keep knocking somebody out.
Speaker 1: But it's good sex. So if you get knocked out,
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 13: Trying You don't think they should look at each other
Speaker 13: in the eyes.
Speaker 1: Surely you have some good trying to.
Speaker 11: You're trying to make love now, not.
Speaker 17: Doing all that you gotta not and gotta make a
Speaker 17: doctor's appointment after the sex.
Speaker 1: That's some good sex there. We gotta go see your doctor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good. Not on your head, Yeah you
Speaker 1: got that.
Speaker 11: Gonna see that's what happened here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't explain that.
Speaker 13: You stupid, all right?
Speaker 12: Tanya, Tanya, this is the last one, guys, last one.
Speaker 12: Tanya in Newark says, my husband and I allowed his
Speaker 12: sister to stay in our basement for three months. It's
Speaker 12: been three months and she's ated a small fridge, a
Speaker 12: hot plate, and a microwave to the basement. Since my
Speaker 12: husband won't confront her about leaving, how should.
Speaker 14: I do it?
Speaker 13: She wants her out, She wants her sister in law out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't understand. You don't understand your husband going
Speaker 7: down there in the basement. You just don't realize it, don't.
Speaker 7: You don't realize it. He's been going down there there,
Speaker 7: but he'dne bought all that stuff for her down there.
Speaker 7: You don't realize it for his sister.
Speaker 11: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wait a minute, now.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, all right, Take two. I'm going to read
Speaker 13: it to you again.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 12: My husband and I allowed his sister to stay in
Speaker 12: our basement for three months. Been three months and she's
Speaker 12: out of a small fridge, a hot plate, and a
Speaker 12: microwave to the basement. Since my husband won't confront her
Speaker 12: about leaving, how should I do it?
Speaker 7: So she wants to know you as you need to
Speaker 7: ask your sister, like, winning the hell did you getting
Speaker 7: out of here with all this furniture?
Speaker 11: That's what you need to do.
Speaker 7: Then you must be saving up all this stuff for
Speaker 7: your for your apartment. When did you leave?
Speaker 8: When?
Speaker 11: When? When did your date? When? Is that you got
Speaker 11: to because you're.
Speaker 7: Gonna look up and they're gonna be bringing in a
Speaker 7: bed and a couch.
Speaker 12: And do Yeah, it's gonna be looking nicer in the
Speaker 12: house upstairs.
Speaker 17: You got to go down there and repossess all that
Speaker 17: stuff just down there, that hot plate, that microwave, and
Speaker 17: that fridge.
Speaker 1: You got to start repressing stuff.
Speaker 17: Just start unplugging stuff and taking it back upstairs and
Speaker 17: walking ap Just don't.
Speaker 12: Plug all right, guys, thank you? Coming up next, it
Speaker 12: is entertainment news right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: Well, guys.
Speaker 12: Magic City Strip Club has been one of Atlanta's main
Speaker 12: attractions for nearly forty years now, and finally, fans of
Speaker 12: the City, as it is lovingly called, we'll get to
Speaker 12: know the.
Speaker 13: True history behind it.
Speaker 12: There's a three part docuseries in the works, and it's
Speaker 12: called Magic City, an American Fantasy. It showcases the club's founder, Michael,
Speaker 12: mister Magic Barney, and the women behind the Magic City's mystique.
Speaker 12: Over the years, Magic City has evolved into an internationally
Speaker 12: recognized destination in the South and for Atlantans, it's the
Speaker 12: place where celebrities, politicians, and locals all come together. There
Speaker 12: is no release date set for the documentary, but we
Speaker 12: will be on the lookout for it, and of course
Speaker 12: we will let you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but we but we better not be on there
Speaker 7: the bet no VHS tape back there. I'm just telling y'all,
Speaker 7: y'all bet not be running that.
Speaker 1: I think were good. I'm just going to cover to
Speaker 1: women in the owner. I think we do okay, So.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 11: They're doing that freak mixt up. Then we got an
Speaker 11: issue over here.
Speaker 1: Now what you're a little nervous.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they're gonna probably.
Speaker 11: All I'm a lot nervous.
Speaker 5: Oh we are, So you about to sue you hold.
Speaker 7: Yes and let her quick and let her need to
Speaker 7: do something else quick. Coming out with these stories about y'all,
Speaker 7: uh and these documentary y'all gotta found something else to do.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Jermaine dupri y'all need to make an album
Speaker 7: or something. Find something else to do. We come down
Speaker 7: there to release our tension. We don't come down there
Speaker 7: to get taped and and and documentarized.
Speaker 13: You want to eat wings, to go eat the wings,
Speaker 13: but and then what are you nervously?
Speaker 11: I'm eating them in front of the pole. I'm eating
Speaker 11: them in front of the pool. Okay.
Speaker 13: And a woman, a woman just happens to be on
Speaker 13: the ball.
Speaker 7: Yes, and it'd be three of morning at one time,
Speaker 7: Lord him Mercy and I have made it rain about
Speaker 7: six thousand dollars. I know I should not let I
Speaker 7: cannot let Jack can see me making it rain up
Speaker 7: in that.
Speaker 5: I'm just storm.
Speaker 1: That's that's a purse.
Speaker 11: That's a purse.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know he was doing all that. Tea goodness,
Speaker 1: bro here.
Speaker 13: You don't have a Magic City story.
Speaker 1: I have plenty of good You're going no.
Speaker 17: I first went to Medic City when I was doing place,
Speaker 17: and they took me in there and it was amazing.
Speaker 1: The wings were so good.
Speaker 13: Look at this, now, tell me ate his wings in
Speaker 13: front of the pole.
Speaker 1: Just so happened.
Speaker 13: He said, would you eat your wings in the VIP?
Speaker 5: Are you a very important person? The very person?
Speaker 11: And it's and it's a poll in there too.
Speaker 1: It's a nice pole in a Coveany make these poles.
Speaker 17: It's a really good company that make these.
Speaker 1: All that will be in the documentary.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you will you know the company that made
Speaker 5: the pole.
Speaker 17: Yeah, these poles are locked in the everywhere in the
Speaker 17: structure of yes for all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they have a whole section on things you can
Speaker 7: do with brass. That's it, a whole section, all right.
Speaker 12: So again we'll be on the lookout for it. We'll
Speaker 12: let you know when the document series will drop. And
Speaker 12: other news, Drake ended up paying about two hundred and
Speaker 12: thirty thousand dollars in fines for exceeding the curfew of
Speaker 12: the concert venue where he performed. It's his All a
Speaker 12: Blur tour. It's It's All a Blur. That's the name
Speaker 12: of his tour. It was in Detroit over the weekend
Speaker 12: and the venue I keep it Blurlure. It's blur, Yeah,
Speaker 12: it was, It's all a Blur. I know what's blur.
Speaker 1: It was all a blur, all the blur.
Speaker 13: All right, it's all a blur.
Speaker 12: Tour within Detroit over the weekend, and the venue has
Speaker 12: a strict curfew. Okay, but Drake wasn't finished with the show,
Speaker 12: so he told the audience it's a ten it's ten
Speaker 12: thousand dollars a minute to stay in. This building has curfew.
Speaker 12: Drake being Drake, said, I don't give a blank, We're
Speaker 12: doing this whole song.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 12: The show reportedly ran twenty three minutes past curfew, and
Speaker 12: Drake was fine, Like I said, two hundred and thirty
Speaker 12: thousand dollars.
Speaker 13: Yes, you got that, Drake money baby.
Speaker 7: Yes, do you know what Tommy would stop in the
Speaker 7: middle of a joke and got these people out this day?
Speaker 11: That will y'all had my question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you do it?
Speaker 7: Yes, go, We're gonna finish this joke outside. But I
Speaker 7: need everybody to get the move towards the exit. Though
Speaker 7: I can't, I can't I take it that time. He
Speaker 7: in a minute, I promise you, In that minute, I'm
Speaker 7: getting 'all out of there in thirty seconds.
Speaker 11: I sweat to y'all, No, what JR.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I can't even see how I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be funny with this joke. This joke ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be funning. Good Night, No, no, no, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it was about whoever I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: And you know what, another thing. Good Night's in mid joke.
Speaker 17: Yes, we was running down the street and everybody the
Speaker 17: good night house houselights.
Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing, nothing, none of that, none of that. We
Speaker 7: go email, y'all arrested this joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, you dropped the mic? Yeah, turn them to see
Speaker 1: how morning to show. I'll finish it there.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 1: I love that one.
Speaker 10: Yeah all right.
Speaker 12: Finally, Keiki Palmer has turned her recent drama into dollars
Speaker 12: with her new I'm a Mother met merchandise. The shirts,
Speaker 12: of course, are a spin off of her boyfriend's tweet
Speaker 12: after she posted a video at the Usher concert.
Speaker 1: We all remember that video.
Speaker 12: Kicky posted a cute video on Instagram singing to her
Speaker 12: newborn son, and she teased her new two shirt her
Speaker 12: new t shirts she has coming out. She has I'm
Speaker 12: a Mother Tea and I'm a I'm Stevie to the BS.
Speaker 10: You know what that means.
Speaker 1: I'm Stevie to the BS. I'm blind, Yeah, I'm blind.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Steve, Yeah, I'm stevee uh huh uh. They're on
Speaker 12: sale now. And Kiki, Hey, she made lemons out of lemonade,
Speaker 12: out of lemons.
Speaker 1: That's what she did.
Speaker 7: Her baby daddy need to make a shirt to say,
Speaker 7: put some dawn clothes on.
Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, You're still with the daddy
Speaker 13: on that one.
Speaker 11: Nephew, right, I'm with the daddy. I'm saying.
Speaker 6: What else?
Speaker 1: What about Russell Wilson?
Speaker 5: Is Sierra? He had no problems when she Remember Cierra.
Speaker 11: Russ I'm running thudding over there.
Speaker 13: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. Have you
Speaker 13: heard of the newest social media app, Threads. We'll talk
Speaker 13: about it right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: Well, this week, Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram,
Speaker 12: released Threads as a competitor to Twitter.
Speaker 13: In the last few days, more than seventy million.
Speaker 12: Seventy million users joined Threads, and it's easy to join
Speaker 12: because you can set up Threads using your Instagram account,
Speaker 12: rather than having to create a new username, a new
Speaker 12: password and profile photo. Threads looks a lot like Twitter,
Speaker 12: and it offers many of the same features as Twitter,
Speaker 12: with a scrolling feet of posts, some photos or videos,
Speaker 12: and the ability to repost other users. For people who
Speaker 12: liked Twitter but didn't like all of the recent changes,
Speaker 12: Threads is exciting.
Speaker 13: Have you guys joined yet?
Speaker 1: Anybody joined yet?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Take that?
Speaker 5: You are shame as we get back today.
Speaker 12: So yeah, so okay, so you have Threads, but you're
Speaker 12: still gonna stick with Facebook and Instagram, right, Well you
Speaker 12: can have an addition to Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't get rid of the Facebook. It took
Speaker 7: me a minute to get rid of my Space.
Speaker 11: I mean I would wave, no do it all you
Speaker 11: gotta have. If you want to reach what you want
Speaker 11: to reach, you got to have all of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Instagram and threads, sha it is booth. I
Speaker 3: worried about Twitter.
Speaker 1: I haven't used charging money to be on Twitter. I
Speaker 1: left exactly.
Speaker 12: Yeah, they're calling it musk verse versus you gotta be
Speaker 12: He gotta be kicked off about this though.
Speaker 11: He really got to be ticked off.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, because I don't think he's saw it coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's what you get for treating your followers, people
Speaker 3: that used your Elion musk, people that use Twitter.
Speaker 5: That's what when Lebron and Whoopy and them saying I'm not.
Speaker 3: Paying when they got off yet, that's when the big
Speaker 3: celebrities took off from Twitter.
Speaker 5: That's when he lost it. So I'm glad. I'm glad
Speaker 5: there's an alternative to that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Seventy million users. Yeah, in the last few days. Pretty impressive,
Speaker 12: Pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: And I like threads.
Speaker 3: You get to post pictures too, You can do videos.
Speaker 3: We can do everything.
Speaker 11: The videos of five minutes or less.
Speaker 3: Right, well, you could do I'm not sure of the length,
Speaker 3: you know, because I'm scratching my head trying to figure
Speaker 3: out threads.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like something else you gotta learn.
Speaker 1: But yeah, keep your current. Yeah, keeps your current. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does, it does.
Speaker 5: And we FM our Instagram page.
Speaker 13: We have threads too, so we hit us up.
Speaker 11: Guess okay, don't add nothing else till we get this
Speaker 11: down now. We don't need.
Speaker 14: New to us.
Speaker 11: We don't need them from now. They got thimbles, we
Speaker 11: don't need that. We're gonna.
Speaker 8: Meals.
Speaker 11: We don't just to slow down, take us slow.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we can do it.
Speaker 12: But yeah, all right, Coming up next, Thanks guys. Coming
Speaker 12: up next, we'll talk about summertime fun and our favorite
Speaker 12: games growing up.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 1: Well, today is National etch.
Speaker 12: A Sketch Day? All right, what you remember at your sketch? Yes,
Speaker 12: loved etch a sketch when we were kids. But you know,
Speaker 12: today's kids know nothing about that. Our children, our grandchildren
Speaker 12: play computer games, they play PS five games, they played
Speaker 12: games on their phones.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any of that. Okay.
Speaker 12: We had board games, we had outside games, we had yeah,
Speaker 12: we had each other. Yeah, so so, so talk about
Speaker 12: talk about some of your childhood games. I mean like
Speaker 12: board games. Monopoly of course comes to mind.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, down, loan from me.
Speaker 1: I know it's never ending, right, it.
Speaker 11: Just you know, I grew up well, you know with
Speaker 11: my daddy, Checkers was the bomb to me.
Speaker 1: Checkers. Yeah, we played Sorry sorry she's yeah.
Speaker 11: I didn't play life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say time in life. I ain't life. Life
Speaker 1: was alone.
Speaker 11: Monopoly. I ain't like that.
Speaker 13: I had that little wheel and the money too much
Speaker 13: for me.
Speaker 11: I need an ending to the game. I need an ending.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what about outside? I mean besides riding your bikes,
Speaker 12: that that was so much Hide and.
Speaker 11: Go seek.
Speaker 1: That was mine.
Speaker 11: It would have gotten dark.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna tell you a game. We'll go ahead,
Speaker 1: I say, like green Light the Drop.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, Simon says, yes.
Speaker 11: Your Simon, though I never really knew who Simon was.
Speaker 12: Always jumped out there before Simon said anything.
Speaker 1: Always.
Speaker 17: I'm telling you a game that I was really good
Speaker 17: at that nobody could be man mad Freeze tag. I
Speaker 17: ain't frozen better than anybody. You say, I ain't knew
Speaker 17: but nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm frozed.
Speaker 13: Hopscotch with my Hopscotch.
Speaker 18: I wasn't good at Hopscotch. Always on the damn then
Speaker 18: it was Yeah, that was a girl thing. Yeah, Marble Marbles, boy,
Speaker 18: that was that was the game I played.
Speaker 1: Dodgeball.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was aggressive in our neighborhood with dodgeball.
Speaker 11: We will we'll tell your face off. I'm serious, we'll
Speaker 11: take your face off with that. Boss.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. When you play dodgeball
Speaker 3: and kickball, were you mad that.
Speaker 1: You the number of the order you got picked to
Speaker 1: be on the team when they.
Speaker 5: Didn't even last?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Last, what about Jack's Though?
Speaker 11: I played jacket lag four five games.
Speaker 1: Now I could you played Jack's Tommy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I played Jack.
Speaker 1: You on your tools, No you ain't no more. I'm
Speaker 1: on my three.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Paddle ball, Oh yeah, I was good. Good.
Speaker 7: That could ask for that because my GRANDMAMAA tore that
Speaker 7: ball off of the whoop mynds with that.
Speaker 11: That it was a paddle with.
Speaker 12: A long rubber string and then a little bitty rubber
Speaker 12: ball at the end, and you just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I started picking games after a while that I knew
Speaker 7: couldn't whoop my behind. You have to really be strategic
Speaker 7: on what you asked for. Yeah, you could do huli hoo.
Speaker 11: But don't know, but that hot wheel track, that hot
Speaker 11: wool track was a whooping lady.
Speaker 12: Yes, okay, I'm going to ask you guys about this
Speaker 12: this outdoor game that we played as a kid. I
Speaker 12: don't know if it's a Chicago thing, but I'm just
Speaker 12: gonna see if you guys played it too. It was
Speaker 12: called Rock Teacher. Did you all play rock anybody play
Speaker 12: Rock Teacher? Talking about Rock Teacher.
Speaker 13: And yeah, rock Teacher Okay, Rock Teacher was one person.
Speaker 12: Okay, we had houses in Chicago where step long steps
Speaker 12: like stone steps. Yeah, stoop, So anyway you sit on
Speaker 12: the first step and you you you elevate, you go
Speaker 12: the second step if you could guess how many rocks
Speaker 12: or which rock was in the person's hand in front
Speaker 12: of you, and that was the teacher.
Speaker 1: Okay, we had to play Porsche Teacher in we.
Speaker 8: Just have can.
Speaker 12: Whoever got up to the to the the last the
Speaker 12: last step first was the winner and they got.
Speaker 13: To be rock teacher.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We looked an apartment in Chicago house so.
Speaker 13: There were houses on our block.
Speaker 1: Though we got one steps.
Speaker 12: Rock Teacher my granddaddy yard, and that's exactly where we
Speaker 12: got all. Coming up next and is the nephew and
Speaker 12: the prank phone call for today. Right after this you're
Speaker 12: listening morning show coming up about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 12: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 12: this romance is a problem for me.
Speaker 13: But uh, right now we'll.
Speaker 12: Get into that and find out what that's all about.
Speaker 12: But right now it is time for the prank phone
Speaker 12: call with the nephew for today.
Speaker 7: What you got for us now, Well, sirly, you know
Speaker 7: everybody has one uh at work pretty much everybody male female,
Speaker 7: everybody has one.
Speaker 11: They have a work spouse.
Speaker 7: You understand I'm saying this right here is work husband,
Speaker 7: work husband.
Speaker 11: You know, and everyone has a work what what?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 1: What call?
Speaker 11: I'm in your work husband right here?
Speaker 8: What is what?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I've been begging for divorce, beg.
Speaker 13: How many times have you filed?
Speaker 1: Over and over?
Speaker 5: He won't sign these papers.
Speaker 1: She wants to be free. So here we go.
Speaker 11: This right here is work husband, work husband. Let's go
Speaker 11: cat dog.
Speaker 16: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gary. Gary.
Speaker 8: Who is this? Hello?
Speaker 7: Who is this?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 16: This is Tony Man. I work with your wife, Pam
Speaker 16: Is She's fine, She's fine.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 16: I'm I'm one of a co workers.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 16: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
Speaker 16: been working with her quite some time. I'm kind of
Speaker 16: like what they call her, a work husband.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 16: You may have heard her mentioned me before Tony.
Speaker 14: Wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I may
Speaker 14: be a little sleep What did you say a husband?
Speaker 16: No? No, no, no, no, no no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 14: It ain't but one husband here.
Speaker 16: Okay, now I got that. I'm a work husband, you know,
Speaker 16: you know, like you know, be just something playful at
Speaker 16: the job.
Speaker 14: They be saying, what are you talking about?
Speaker 16: Well, you know, it's just just something, you know, playful
Speaker 16: they be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around
Speaker 16: somebody a lot, they say he's a work husband or
Speaker 16: your work wife, if you know, something like that. But
Speaker 16: not nothing, nothing, nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all.
Speaker 14: Man, All right, what's what's up?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 14: I mean what's up?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 16: I was calling man, trying to ask you how long?
Speaker 16: How long have your pay been married?
Speaker 14: Wait? Wait, what's what's your name again?
Speaker 16: My name is Tony.
Speaker 14: Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years.
Speaker 16: I mean, what's up? How long do you do? If
Speaker 16: you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you
Speaker 16: see y'all y'all being married?
Speaker 14: I kind of do mind you? Okay, what hold up?
Speaker 14: How'd you get this number again?
Speaker 16: Man? Like? No, I got to I got the number
Speaker 16: out of out of Pam's phone.
Speaker 8: Man, I wanted to call you myself.
Speaker 14: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
Speaker 14: out my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't
Speaker 14: even ask out whoa on whoa? Why are you in
Speaker 14: my wife's phone?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 8: Nah?
Speaker 16: Dude, I mean I just got it off a desk.
Speaker 8: Man. I wanted to I wanted to, you know, I
Speaker 8: wanted to reach out to you man and kind of
Speaker 8: have ala like a private conversation.
Speaker 16: Which that's for what?
Speaker 14: First one, why are you and my wife's phone you
Speaker 14: calling me? Dude? I mean, this is this is this
Speaker 14: is how this this husband thing really is really bolling
Speaker 14: me right now?
Speaker 16: Well, it's just it's just work. That's a work husband, man,
Speaker 16: that's all it is.
Speaker 8: What is a work?
Speaker 16: Husband?
Speaker 8: What are you?
Speaker 14: What are you doing with my wife?
Speaker 16: You know, that's just like you know, like you know,
Speaker 16: I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,
Speaker 16: or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,
Speaker 16: if you don't feel like going on, My wife.
Speaker 14: Don't even like donuts. If we got a new coffee
Speaker 14: machine just two weeks ago. So why are you bringing
Speaker 14: my wife food? Hey?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 16: Listen, really, I really, I basically I just called for
Speaker 16: this year. How loan? Do you foresee y'all being married
Speaker 16: to death?
Speaker 14: Do us part? What do you mean? How long are
Speaker 14: we gonna be married? What's your lever is to man?
Speaker 8: Tony?
Speaker 16: Tony, Tony, I don't.
Speaker 14: Give a damn you ask you me this? Hold on,
Speaker 14: let me let me call my wife hold on.
Speaker 16: No way say hold on? Hello? Hello Gary, Hell Gary.
Speaker 14: Look tam. You better call me within two minutes. Right now,
Speaker 14: it's ten thirty eight. You better call me by ten fortier.
Speaker 14: You're black, be sleeping outside?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 14: Non tory?
Speaker 16: Hello?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 8: Are you do that?
Speaker 16: Why you call her?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 16: This? This is gonna be a conversation me and you
Speaker 16: having together?
Speaker 14: Heldo on on her? You're talking about you. You my
Speaker 14: wife's work husband. It ain't but one husband up in here.
Speaker 14: What I got my lad name and she don't keep it?
Speaker 14: Kill death? Do us part? Now? I'm glad you called
Speaker 14: me on a Friday. I'm so glad because I got
Speaker 14: all weekend to think about that swip' I'm gonna give
Speaker 14: you because this out here now.
Speaker 16: Hey man, man all, I'm trying to figure out how
Speaker 16: much run with? Do you think you want to be
Speaker 16: married to her?
Speaker 14: Oh? Yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better
Speaker 14: get right with Jesus on Friday? Because I gave dance?
Speaker 14: You're gonna meet a Monday morning?
Speaker 16: He all, I'm trying to if I'm taking my.
Speaker 14: Wife up there early and I want to see you black.
Speaker 16: I'm just trying to do all I'm saying is if
Speaker 16: you didn't want to be be mad to any longer
Speaker 16: than maybe we could work something out. That's all I'm asking, man,
Speaker 16: I work out, partner.
Speaker 14: All we need to work out is be there Monday,
Speaker 14: because I'm sure that Hell's gonna be there fasting early Monday,
Speaker 14: waiting for.
Speaker 16: Your work husband.
Speaker 14: Mind.
Speaker 16: Okay, look man, I'm not gonna work. I'm not trying
Speaker 16: to look. All I'm trying to do is help a
Speaker 16: deeferent man to man conversation with you.
Speaker 14: Man, all right, you don't call me talking about you
Speaker 14: bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up, been
Speaker 14: up so on. This ain't no decent conversations.
Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody most people
Speaker 16: have a work husband, all work wife, man. That's that's
Speaker 16: known in the corporate work work husband.
Speaker 14: You hear what I'm saying, what a work husband and you.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna be there Monday, eight o'clock.
Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm not finishing.
Speaker 8: Go back.
Speaker 16: Look you know what I'm Finnah, Just call Pam. I
Speaker 16: just call Pam.
Speaker 14: Pay call me back in about a minute and fifteen seconds.
Speaker 14: We're gonna wait for her to call me back.
Speaker 16: Work husband, my something this on a Friday, Okay, well
Speaker 16: that it was just it was just a question.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 16: I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to
Speaker 16: maybe we could work something out if.
Speaker 14: I find out if this is any truth to anything
Speaker 14: you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be the layout all night
Speaker 14: to night.
Speaker 16: Ain't nobody gonna do nothing to my baby? I mean,
Speaker 16: ain't nobody gonna do it?
Speaker 14: What did you just call my wife your baby?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 14: Man, I'm just tell them Monday.
Speaker 8: And this for work.
Speaker 14: Husband.
Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm not going I got one more thing
Speaker 16: I need to say to you.
Speaker 14: Man, No, you got loveing to say to me? Said Monday?
Speaker 16: No? No, no, no, I got something else I need
Speaker 16: to say to you. Are you listening?
Speaker 14: You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up
Speaker 14: there on Monday at eight.
Speaker 16: Okay, I got I got one more thing I need
Speaker 16: to say.
Speaker 14: You got nothing to say to me itself? Monday?
Speaker 16: I got I do got one more thing to say
Speaker 16: to you.
Speaker 14: Go ahead, go ahead, I say that you listening, I'm listening.
Speaker 14: This for work hasbage?
Speaker 16: Well, guess what I want to tell you?
Speaker 14: Tell me.
Speaker 16: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 16: You just got pranked by your brother Eric.
Speaker 14: That I put you up to this. I'm so glad
Speaker 14: it's a joke. Somebody was about to die. I'm gonna see.
Speaker 16: You all right. Man.
Speaker 14: Oh man, that's a good one.
Speaker 16: You all right? I need a drink, man, Man, yeah, many.
Speaker 16: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 16: what is the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 14: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Y'all crazy.
Speaker 11: Work husband, baby work husband.
Speaker 1: That's you boo man, he was playing with you. Don
Speaker 1: is on one husband over here.
Speaker 11: All I want to know, man, how long you see
Speaker 11: yourself being married to you?
Speaker 16: Know?
Speaker 11: You see you see it going south anytime soon.
Speaker 8: That's all.
Speaker 13: That's all say till death to us, part till hard.
Speaker 10: You got some nerve.
Speaker 11: I'm ignorant and gonna be ignorant.
Speaker 7: Just coming Saturday night in Dopething, Allabama, Baby Dathan Alabama.
Speaker 7: That's me JJ Williams and Jamming Jay Lamont tp heards
Speaker 7: the building is stacked. That's right, that's me, nephew Tommy
Speaker 7: and Dothan Alabama.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 7: JJ Williams and that boy straight ignorant Jamming Jay Lamont.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, a talent that you really need to see. T. P. Hearns,
Speaker 7: Oh my god, ain't seen you the minute. Can't wait
Speaker 7: to see you. And during the day I will be
Speaker 7: uh you know I love giving to wounded warriors. Freedom
Speaker 7: isn't free, It's a Veterans Appreciation. The Nephew will be
Speaker 7: there along with Davis Entertainment and vf W, which is
Speaker 7: the Veterans of Foreign Wars and we are showing showing
Speaker 7: these veterans mad mad love Saturday during the day before
Speaker 7: my show.
Speaker 11: So I'm excited. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: All right, nice, nice, all right?
Speaker 11: Free is it free?
Speaker 7: Veterans Appreciation Saturday, July fifteen, from twelve to two, and
Speaker 7: we will be at the uh Dothan Housing.
Speaker 1: All right, Dothanhousing, all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is a Strawberry Letter for today
Speaker 12: and the subject is this romance is a problem for me.
Speaker 12: We'll get into that and find out what that's all about.
Speaker 12: Right after this.
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Speaker 11: Buckle up and hold on tight. Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: Thank you, nephew. Subject this romance is a problem for me.
Speaker 12: There's Stephen Shirley. I'm dating an old school player, but
Speaker 12: he's only forty four. I'm thirty eight and we've been
Speaker 12: dating for eight months, and he has all the characteristics
Speaker 12: of his sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Year old dad.
Speaker 12: He idolizes his parents' relationship and whenever he witnessed them
Speaker 12: doing whatever he witnessed them doing.
Speaker 1: He does that with me.
Speaker 12: Most of it is really sweet and romantic, but some
Speaker 12: of it just causes me to do extra work. For instance,
Speaker 12: he loves to give me a sensual foot massage on
Speaker 12: Friday evenings because he knows I've had a long week
Speaker 12: on my feet as a nurse. His oil of choice
Speaker 12: is baby oil, and it's ruined two of my good comforters.
Speaker 12: I don't want to stop the massage to tell him
Speaker 12: to watch where he's putting baby oil. So I've started
Speaker 12: laying down a towel to avoid an oily disaster. Then
Speaker 12: there's our Sunday evening bubble bats in his tiny apartment bathtub.
Speaker 12: He schedules our bubble bats in advance, so I have
Speaker 12: to plan my day around. I've been at brunch. It
Speaker 12: had to cut it short so I can go get
Speaker 12: in the tub with him. He says it's our way
Speaker 12: to reconnect and talk about our week ahead. But to me,
Speaker 12: it's a nasty mess. Once we are done, I have
Speaker 12: to go home and take a shower afterwards so I
Speaker 12: can get that grime off of me. When we do
Speaker 12: it at my house, I have to scrub the tub.
Speaker 12: His romancing is always extra work for me. He likes
Speaker 12: wine before bed, and last week he spilled wine on
Speaker 12: my nightstand and we woke up to ants everywhere. I
Speaker 12: don't mind the romancing, but I need him to be
Speaker 12: a little more neat with it. If I have to
Speaker 12: sit in a nasty tub of water one more time,
Speaker 12: I'm going to lose it. But it'd be rude if
Speaker 12: I told him that his romancing isn't romantic or should
Speaker 12: I stay quiet?
Speaker 13: Well, of course you should talk to him.
Speaker 12: If you're not. Please, And let me get this straight.
Speaker 12: You guys get in the tub without washing or showering first.
Speaker 12: I mean, that's not romantic, that's nasty. Dirt and doing
Speaker 12: it do not go together. They don't, and it didn't.
Speaker 12: We just talk about this the other day. You have
Speaker 12: to shower before you get in the shower with another
Speaker 12: person or a bath.
Speaker 14: You have to do that.
Speaker 12: Cleanliness is first and foremost. Cleanliness is king. Okay, if
Speaker 12: it's already clean, see, then you don't have to worry
Speaker 12: about that stuff. You don't have to worry about, you know,
Speaker 12: being nasty and not getting romantic. Yeah, come on now,
Speaker 12: scrubbing the tub and all of that afterwards, you don't
Speaker 12: have to do that if you're already clean. On another note,
Speaker 12: I do think it's sweet that your man is so
Speaker 12: thoughtful and gives you foot massages and all of that.
Speaker 12: Oh and and Steve, by the way, would love the
Speaker 12: baby oil touch. You know how much Steve loves baby oil.
Speaker 12: But yes, baby oil is greasy and it's messy, So
Speaker 12: take your good comforter off the bed, all right? During
Speaker 12: that time, I really think you should keep this man.
Speaker 12: He sounds like a good man. Just make sure you
Speaker 12: guys talk and the space is clean. You gotta talk
Speaker 12: about this stuff. You shouldn't have to do so much
Speaker 12: work after romance. That's when you're tired and.
Speaker 4: You just want to relax, all right, nephew, dirty Here
Speaker 4: a good man, but here a dirty man.
Speaker 7: And that's that's he's a dirty man. And that's the
Speaker 7: hard part here. The worst thing in the world is
Speaker 7: dirty love. He's a good man, but he's a dirty man.
Speaker 7: So here's what I want you to do, baby girl,
Speaker 7: cause you go you got some work. You gotta that
Speaker 7: you gotta do. You gotta go down here to home
Speaker 7: deepoint and get you go to the painting section and
Speaker 7: get you a roll of this plastic because we got
Speaker 7: to keep this.
Speaker 11: This all is too much. We got this all everywhere.
Speaker 7: So if you know, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
Speaker 7: do all this dirty love stuff, let's at least lay
Speaker 7: it out. Because you all this were messing up tiled,
Speaker 7: were messing up the bed. Let's at least get to
Speaker 7: the point where we got it laid out where we
Speaker 7: can slip and slide all over this plastic. I used
Speaker 7: to have all this plastic, So I used to do
Speaker 7: all this, all this dirty little stuff.
Speaker 11: I used to do all that.
Speaker 7: I used to have all the plastic laid out everything
Speaker 7: what Telly.
Speaker 11: You already know.
Speaker 5: I used to do that.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 7: I used to do biscuit booty brunch, you do all
Speaker 7: that kind of stuff to do. I used to do
Speaker 7: all that flipping and slide baby, all all that I
Speaker 7: used to You know, I know what y'all doing. But
Speaker 7: the fact that when you get through bathing, we still
Speaker 7: got all this dirt running around this tub. That's letting
Speaker 7: me know how dirty y'all really really are. And I'm
Speaker 7: not saying this you. I'm not saying this you, but
Speaker 7: I'm saying it's him. I know it's him because he
Speaker 7: the one got the ants in the house. Now, he's
Speaker 7: the dirty one. Okay, he's the filthy one.
Speaker 11: And I get it.
Speaker 7: So if you really want to get to this to
Speaker 7: some some clean loving, you're gonna have to get this
Speaker 7: plastic shower down.
Speaker 11: Everybody got a shower down, all right.
Speaker 8: And he need that.
Speaker 7: He need that lv or soap. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: He need that real stuff. Thats hard soap. Because I
Speaker 7: can tell you got a dirty man. I don't know
Speaker 7: what he do for a lippt, but you got a
Speaker 7: real a dirty man. Say it again, a real dirty
Speaker 7: man who is dirty all behind his earls. He just
Speaker 7: a dirty man. He dirty.
Speaker 11: And what is all this? What I don't get it?
Speaker 11: What is all this leaving brunch early?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 7: You're halfway longer when you get over here to get
Speaker 7: in the tub with this dirty man. You get in there,
Speaker 7: the dirty man, you're still hunger. You got to slow
Speaker 7: down and start taking time for you. Stop all this
Speaker 7: letting him play in these things. And the tub is
Speaker 7: too tight. That's another thing, y'all. Really, it's too tight
Speaker 7: up in there, this small environment. Let's let's let's spread
Speaker 7: this out. Get you some plastic and that's what I
Speaker 7: used to do, and get you one empty room in
Speaker 7: the house and just get the slide and all over
Speaker 7: the plack.
Speaker 11: Ain't nothing worse than a dirty man in a tiny house.
Speaker 11: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: This a romance is a.
Speaker 13: Problem for me as a title Today's Strugberry Letter.
Speaker 8: What you got? You know?
Speaker 17: I just first of all, it made me, he feels away,
Speaker 17: because I'm forty four. I ain't know old school player.
Speaker 13: I just that, but may hold on hold that thought.
Speaker 12: All right, we'll come back with part two of today's
Speaker 12: Strawberry letter. Subject is this romance is a problem for me.
Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 12: hard morning show. All right, we have to recap today's
Speaker 12: Strawberry letter. The subject is this romance is a problem
Speaker 12: for me? A woman thirty eight years old wrote in
Speaker 12: and said she's dating an old school player, but he's
Speaker 12: only forty four. He has all the characteristics of his
Speaker 12: sixty eight year old dad.
Speaker 1: She says.
Speaker 13: He idolizes his.
Speaker 12: Parents' relationship, and he tries to emulate his dad, what
Speaker 12: his dad does to his mom and all that. She says,
Speaker 12: most of it is really sweet. She loves it, is romantic,
Speaker 12: but it causes her to do a lot of extra work.
Speaker 12: First of all, you know, when they get in the
Speaker 12: tub together, he massages her feet and he uses baby
Speaker 12: old baby oil, gets all over her, the comforter, all
Speaker 12: over the bed and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's a mess.
Speaker 13: Then they get in the tub.
Speaker 12: Evidently they're not showering first, and it's grimy in the tub.
Speaker 12: It's the bath water's nasty.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 13: The guy is a sweet guy, but he's a mess.
Speaker 12: The nephew said, he's a dirty He's a what nephew, man,
Speaker 12: he's a dirty mess. So she's wanting to know should
Speaker 12: she say something or should she be quiet? Would it
Speaker 12: be rude if she told him that she doesn't care
Speaker 12: for the way he romances her?
Speaker 13: So that's the question, Junior, you're something.
Speaker 17: I just see this like this shirty Every Friday, you
Speaker 17: got to pull your feet out to get rugged.
Speaker 1: Oh frash, every Friday you're getting the foot roots.
Speaker 17: Okay with Babel and all this stuff, but tend you
Speaker 17: wish you really could skip Sundays.
Speaker 1: See you, you got to get in this tub. This
Speaker 1: dirty man comfortable?
Speaker 17: You know, I had an apartment. I seen the tub
Speaker 17: I had in my apartment. It ain't enough room for
Speaker 17: anybody in there. Letting on me adding two people in it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. It's all how uncomfortable is
Speaker 1: this bath with your knees in your chest?
Speaker 17: Both of y'all?
Speaker 1: You got your The grime is coming off. This man
Speaker 1: looks like a like a shoreline, just dirt.
Speaker 17: Just come on now, now you gotta take this rag
Speaker 17: and dip it under this water and then rag and
Speaker 17: then dirt on the rag. Why y'all just don't try shower?
Speaker 17: Has anybody thought to just trying to show it again?
Speaker 17: Stand up now, all of a sudden, I just.
Speaker 1: See water just going over the edge of the tub
Speaker 1: because y'all keep moving it here.
Speaker 5: Trying to twist and turn.
Speaker 1: Now your face like his leg is his leg that.
Speaker 5: Dirty knee in your throat?
Speaker 10: Just what is we doing?
Speaker 1: Why this is not ro man, It ain't working for
Speaker 1: none of us on this shol This doesn't make no.
Speaker 17: And then here it is, he talking about washing my back,
Speaker 17: and you take that dirty rag and slide it down
Speaker 17: this casting back.
Speaker 5: Now that ring around the tub just keep floating, and I'm.
Speaker 17: Sitting and trying to sing out what is such about this?
Speaker 17: I just tell him, I'm not getting in the damn
Speaker 17: tub with you this sunday.
Speaker 8: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 5: You gotta just tell him all.
Speaker 17: This up now you scrub in the tub after you
Speaker 17: ben't got out. Now you gotta take another shower.
Speaker 1: No, for love, I'm not showing this much for love.
Speaker 5: One more time.
Speaker 1: I like him, I'm not this much for love. No,
Speaker 1: not every sunday. I got to get we got this tub.
Speaker 1: I gotta go find some chlorax wifes and get some
Speaker 1: get some bleaching.
Speaker 17: Hen, we gotta do on this every Sunday, and you
Speaker 17: just keep I don't know what kind of work he does.
Speaker 1: He shed that much dirt in the tub. The word
Speaker 1: she used was grime. Grime.
Speaker 8: You know what you're not?
Speaker 11: Dirty?
Speaker 1: Grimy, dirty, grease and it's just it's grain and everything.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 7: Your back, lean your back up against that fascet.
Speaker 11: Yeah in the tub. You know how much that hurt
Speaker 11: right now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me tell you some time.
Speaker 17: You know how dirty when you just dip your arm
Speaker 17: into the water and you bring above the water and
Speaker 17: it's just just just glistening with dirt on it.
Speaker 1: This don't him man saying this, no, no, got you
Speaker 1: know this don't mean not for.
Speaker 8: Love not.
Speaker 11: Make that chain and pull that stop out and let this.
Speaker 10: Stop.
Speaker 1: Ain't even white, yeah, stopping, not even white. I said
Speaker 1: you wouldn't lose it.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 12: Now, what about the wine that he's filled on the
Speaker 12: night stand? Guys, what about that?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 11: I know, I know the ants are drunk.
Speaker 17: That's how they think it's a pool party they're in.
Speaker 1: They getting.
Speaker 12: He's just making work for her. He's just making He's
Speaker 12: not a neat man. She needs a clean and neat man.
Speaker 12: He's a good man.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a good man. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not dirty. Mean, I don't know that. Me and
Speaker 1: time of good men, but we ain't dirty.
Speaker 13: But you can be taught that, right.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 11: I'm not a baby all guy.
Speaker 1: I'm just that's your uncle.
Speaker 13: That's your uncle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, he loves the baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And he smelled like a big old baby when he
Speaker 11: got it out. You don't never see.
Speaker 5: I have to get the guards.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to go get him because he done
Speaker 7: slipped and failing that baby all before.
Speaker 2: I don't know, y'all don't know.
Speaker 7: What was that story, my uncle getting a way back
Speaker 7: in the day and then slipped and failing some baby
Speaker 7: all to call her a while or not. I gotta
Speaker 7: go get his ass. You'd hear a puddle up baby.
Speaker 7: God damn broke his ankles. He's just stupid.
Speaker 1: He loves that baby oil. He loves that baby oil.
Speaker 12: So that this guy in uh In uh in in
Speaker 12: the letter. But yeah, they need to go back to
Speaker 12: square one with this.
Speaker 1: In this driveway. Let me just hold you down for load.
Speaker 1: Get in this terrible all.
Speaker 13: Right, guys, thank you.
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Speaker 13: Now, coming up next, it is Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 12: It is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for Junior and
Speaker 12: Sports Talk. Which you got Junior?
Speaker 17: All right, Shirley, Well, tonight, man, the SP's are tonight,
Speaker 17: Sports bigg As Night Wars.
Speaker 1: Everybody gonna be there, Patrick Mahome, you know I got
Speaker 1: Steph Curry in the building.
Speaker 17: Well, here's the funny thing about this this year, ess oh,
Speaker 17: nobody's hosting because of the writer strike that's still going on.
Speaker 7: They you ain't have to write nothing, That's what That's
Speaker 7: what that's about it. I could have done freestyle, freestyle,
Speaker 7: the whole thing, the.
Speaker 17: Whole the whole ess by yourself to you didn't need
Speaker 17: no teller, prompted.
Speaker 13: Nothing, put it out there, no man.
Speaker 17: But hey, but you know, hey, at least you know
Speaker 17: they're gonna have it tonight. So also, man, we got
Speaker 17: to give a shout out, man to this brother. He's
Speaker 17: still at wimbled and Christopher U. Banks Man straight out
Speaker 17: of Georgia Tech. He is the last American man playing
Speaker 17: in Wimbledon right now, your brother, Man, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Big yeah. So we're proud of him.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 17: Also, man, we gotta say this man. Now, you know
Speaker 17: Dami Little want to go to the heat. Well, Portland
Speaker 17: and spoke too. They said, well, we don't know where
Speaker 17: you're going. We're not trading you right now. We don't
Speaker 17: care if it takes months. You got four years, two
Speaker 17: undred million dollars cert where you owe us. They're not
Speaker 17: even trying to trade him. They said, oh, well you
Speaker 17: want to go to Miami, Well, we don't know when
Speaker 17: you're going, so right now you importantly yeah, right now,
Speaker 17: you just gonna be Portland trailblazer. Right now you want
Speaker 17: to see some heat, you better turn your furnace home
Speaker 17: because you ain't going down there. You're gonna get this
Speaker 17: out this furnace because you're gonna be in Portant. So
Speaker 17: we're gonna see what happens with that. Also, man, we
Speaker 17: want to say, uh, congratulations to Vladimir Gerril Junior.
Speaker 1: He won the home run derby the other night in
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. You know he's won.
Speaker 17: I know his dad won sixteen years before him. So
Speaker 17: congratulates his father's son. Bok Won Man that the home
Speaker 17: run derby some of his cool stuff. In NFL news,
Speaker 17: Saquon Barkley, Saquon running back for the New York Giants,
Speaker 17: still has not signed his deal. Y'all think he's gonna
Speaker 17: show up the training camp which starts next week. Also
Speaker 17: timing were back on the NFL. They going back to
Speaker 17: camp next week. But it's for ten million dollars and
Speaker 17: he will not He wants a long term deal and
Speaker 17: he doesn't have till next week to figure out a
Speaker 17: long term deal. Or Saquon movie sitting out this season,
Speaker 17: Well he.
Speaker 11: Need go up there to Portland and hang out with
Speaker 11: with Damon, but they ain't gonna do nothing.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 17: Calley said, all right, right, man, might as well because
Speaker 17: you look at that. He says, no, I want a
Speaker 17: long term deal. And I said, you know, you ought
Speaker 17: to give it to him because he's he's a great player.
Speaker 17: He deserves it, and so I do.
Speaker 13: Is he any relation to Charles Barkley?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's related to Charles Barker, but
Speaker 1: you know, I don't.
Speaker 11: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: But if he is barber, my.
Speaker 19: Cousin, he wants sign the deal. My coasin won't sign
Speaker 19: the deal. Won't sign the deal. So that's he's gonna
Speaker 19: be playing thirty point.
Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 12: My husband wrote in because his wife has limited mobility
Speaker 12: and it's not what you think.
Speaker 13: We'll get into it right after this man he can't walk.
Speaker 10: What's wrong you're listening Morning show?
Speaker 12: This is from LaMarcus and Montgomery. LaMarcus says, I met
Speaker 12: a beautiful older woman online. I'm fifty seven and she's
Speaker 12: fifty eight years old and she's old.
Speaker 1: Why too right? Came out same year?
Speaker 11: What did you talking about?
Speaker 12: She told me up front that sex has never been
Speaker 12: big on her to do list and that's why she
Speaker 12: ended up divorced. She said she wanted to do things
Speaker 12: differently with me, so we had sex after dating for
Speaker 12: only a week. I see why she got divorced. She
Speaker 12: has limited mobility. She's very stiff and her knees barely bend.
Speaker 12: I thought her joints would warm up eventually, but they didn't.
Speaker 12: She was uncomfortable the whole time. Should I be patient
Speaker 12: with her or should I move on to someone that's
Speaker 12: more experienced.
Speaker 1: That's Lamarcus's question.
Speaker 7: Oh oh wow, you got to put some hat on her.
Speaker 7: You got warm this thing up, right, there's some tiger
Speaker 7: bomb or something.
Speaker 11: You got to get them.
Speaker 7: Knees, elbows, get all every joint everything that being toes.
Speaker 11: Let's get all this stuff working.
Speaker 7: Drench her in icy hot and that way, and let
Speaker 7: some time go by, because it takes a minute for
Speaker 7: that ice had to kick in, you know, all you
Speaker 7: you know, now, if you don't want that heavy smell,
Speaker 7: get you that bio freeze.
Speaker 11: That's a little bit I know about freeze.
Speaker 7: Put that right there, and let's start bending her in
Speaker 7: these positions. Let's work her first, all right, before we
Speaker 7: may started, let's yeah, stretch her into these words. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: And it sounds like she can. She ain't touched her
Speaker 7: toes in you. You're gonna have to really really work
Speaker 7: her out. You're gonna have to shape her, inform her
Speaker 7: in these positions.
Speaker 11: That you want her to be in.
Speaker 13: That's good, he should be.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but we got her all her down with this
Speaker 11: icy hot.
Speaker 17: I'm just saying, I mean, you know, if you gonna
Speaker 17: have to get us some NFL equipment we're gonna need. Yeah,
Speaker 17: we wouldn't use to me, they feel equipment in here.
Speaker 17: You had to get a copper fit brace or something.
Speaker 17: You don't need one of them, because yes, you gotta,
Speaker 17: we gotta move.
Speaker 8: Huh. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: Get out of the three point stands for me. Now,
Speaker 1: come on and get on back up. That's what you
Speaker 1: have to do with her. We got to train her
Speaker 1: because she did not move it at all.
Speaker 13: So they're out in the park and what are they doing.
Speaker 17: Come and tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 17: This is what you don't want to hear in the bedroom.
Speaker 17: Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 7: Wait, no longer.
Speaker 17: He can't live my leg that fan hold on now
Speaker 17: wait wait come on, come on, LaMarcus, come on now,
Speaker 17: that's my back.
Speaker 1: Now come wait a minute. It's not a good situation.
Speaker 17: It's not six fifty eight man, something is it the
Speaker 17: two people from the Strawberry letter that was in the tub.
Speaker 1: Because it's like something they can't move.
Speaker 12: No, they were thirty eight and forty four people in
Speaker 12: fifty seven and fifty eight. Yeah, so then all right,
Speaker 12: so take her outside in the park and work out.
Speaker 12: He has to work out chicken.
Speaker 11: And start working on something. Yeah, yeah, but do all
Speaker 11: that naked though, don't do it with clothes on.
Speaker 8: Do all that?
Speaker 14: Nick?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 5: What why does that matter?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Because that's what she gonna be when they're doing it.
Speaker 7: You can't. The clothes might create a problem. You can't
Speaker 7: put all that ice and hot on then put them
Speaker 7: clothes on.
Speaker 14: Call.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that doesn't work.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, we're gonna move on. I think we
Speaker 12: have time for one more. This one is from June
Speaker 12: and Saint Pete. June says, I was doing laundry and
Speaker 12: I found a female's business card in my husband's gym shorts.
Speaker 12: I kept the card and put the shorts back in
Speaker 12: the dirty clothes stack to see if he was going
Speaker 12: to look for the card, and he did. I saw
Speaker 12: him searching both pockets for the card. The lady is
Speaker 12: a realtor, So should I ask my husband if he's
Speaker 12: thinking about buying a new house to make him sweat
Speaker 12: or put the card back?
Speaker 11: Oh ladies, y'all, boy, y'all, y'all, what's your thanks?
Speaker 1: Jr.
Speaker 17: Yo tell ya, we can't have a card in our
Speaker 17: pocket and you're looking for this, Yes, because I'm trying
Speaker 17: to get us a new house and.
Speaker 7: Put it on his forehead like you're playing bit but
Speaker 7: if you're smart calling you put a card back and
Speaker 7: just watch.
Speaker 11: If you were smart.
Speaker 13: Yeah, And that's what she's doing.
Speaker 3: So that's how she asks the bottom. I'm getting to
Speaker 3: the bottom of all this. Let's see you get the cocktail. Cocktail? Yeah,
Speaker 3: who you're talking about moving? That's what you're thinking about.
Speaker 3: You're thinking about moving?
Speaker 5: You got down payment money off?
Speaker 12: All right, go coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 12: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 12: after this.
Speaker 11: Who is to the real? That's what?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 13: Madonna is back in the news. She's been in there
Speaker 13: for a little while now.
Speaker 12: She's spoken out for the first time since she was
Speaker 12: admitted to a hospital's I see you for a bacterial
Speaker 12: infection last month. Post it a selfie on Instagram Monday
Speaker 12: and captioned it quote, my focus now is my health
Speaker 12: and getting stronger.
Speaker 13: And I assure you I'll be back with you as
Speaker 13: soon as I can.
Speaker 12: Thank you for your positive energy, prayers and words of
Speaker 12: healing and encouragement.
Speaker 13: I have felt your love.
Speaker 12: I'm on the road to recovery and incredibly grateful for
Speaker 12: all the blessings in my life.
Speaker 1: N okay, yeah, I heard her.
Speaker 13: She was going to start her celebration tour.
Speaker 12: Well, it's officially postponed until October, and we're glad to
Speaker 12: see that she's home and recuperating.
Speaker 13: Madonna is sixty four years old, still touring, still touring,
Speaker 13: sixty it really is.
Speaker 12: So do you think, Junior, you'll still be on stage
Speaker 12: performing at sixty four?
Speaker 13: You and Tommy what you think.
Speaker 7: At sixty four? Said, I just got to going through something.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to get to sixty four. I don't know
Speaker 7: what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1: I've got to get there first. Don't rush me now, wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, but.
Speaker 13: Don't you think of you know, the future, what your
Speaker 13: life will look like in the future and stuff.
Speaker 11: In the next ten years.
Speaker 5: You're playing you.
Speaker 8: In ten Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was heavy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll try tomorrow hard though, y'all.
Speaker 12: Tomorrow Baby coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 12: we'll play around him.
Speaker 13: Would you rather right after this you're.
Speaker 12: Listening Hard Morning Show, it's time for would you rather,
Speaker 12: would you rather a woman that plays hard to get?
Speaker 13: Or would you rather a woman that's aggressive?
Speaker 1: No, not hardlay hard to get.
Speaker 11: I've seen it aggressive before. That ain't what you want.
Speaker 11: Come here, come, it's just it's scared.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's like yeah, uh huh, you know I came
Speaker 17: my my propperly one time she popped out the bushes.
Speaker 1: Where you going? Do you think you're about to do?
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. I did not like that. Is
Speaker 1: that aggression or that's aggression? That's aggression? And yeah, all right?
Speaker 13: Bottom line, you like a woman that plays hard to get?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 12: Do you like a woman that or a spouse that
Speaker 12: wines all day? Or you want one that drinks wine
Speaker 12: all day? Which one?
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, give me one that's wine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wine, Yeah, I could take it.
Speaker 5: You want a winer all day?
Speaker 8: You want to.
Speaker 5: Wine all day?
Speaker 1: She won't be able to talk and.
Speaker 6: Your dinner.
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If she own wine, call in Shirley. He gonna sound
Speaker 1: like that anyway, No, it's not.
Speaker 13: It's gonna sound it's gonna be a little more slurred.
Speaker 11: Yeah, a little slur to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 12: Would you want a wife that takes would you want
Speaker 12: to take a tork class with your wife?
Speaker 13: Or would you want to take a pole dancing class.
Speaker 11: I'm not getting on no pole now.
Speaker 5: Although in the Magic City eating Chick.
Speaker 11: That pole when I was in there, I have never won.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so we're working, okay, Junior.
Speaker 1: Nothing and nothing. I can't. I'm just gonna be in
Speaker 1: the pole dance class watching her as I just how
Speaker 1: the money at my wife. You're gonna make it, raina
Speaker 1: make it. I'm gonna ask for it back when she
Speaker 1: threw the.
Speaker 10: You give.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather have several positions within five minutes? Would
Speaker 12: you rather have one position for ten minutes?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 11: I want that fire because I ain't work for damn
Speaker 11: at ten. No way, I want that five.
Speaker 5: I don't tell nobody else that what God.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. If you do that five right,
Speaker 7: were everything is five? Goodness? And then all I want
Speaker 7: after that call is a sandwich and some doritos and
Speaker 7: uh cut that down, give me that remote control and
Speaker 7: give me a glass of lemonade.
Speaker 11: Man, I'm good.
Speaker 13: What we do a good five?
Speaker 1: A lot of positions are just now I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm doing ten minutes one position. That's it because of
Speaker 1: the game in a minute. Yeah game, that's today.
Speaker 7: Rhyme would you rather get ten?
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about this is gonna be nice for you.
Speaker 12: We have we'll be back and have our last break
Speaker 12: of the day coming up at forty nine minutes after
Speaker 12: the hour.
Speaker 13: We'll close out the show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 12: day on this Wednesday. This week is moving. Huh Yeah, man, man,
Speaker 12: I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I know, I down, I know,
Speaker 12: I know. I told you when it's Christmas tomorrow, tomorrow
Speaker 12: in July.
Speaker 7: I wish I wish my uncle would enjoy his dog
Speaker 7: on vacation and quit texting me.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, not enjoying it.
Speaker 11: Because he keep.
Speaker 7: Texting me stuff. Why would you text me somebody that
Speaker 7: didn't learned how to get taller?
Speaker 11: Why would you do.
Speaker 16: That?
Speaker 7: Why do I want to know that. I don't want
Speaker 7: to know that somebody went from five eight to five ten?
Speaker 2: Gonna shook me that?
Speaker 7: Check out what I got a little exercise and just
Speaker 7: look at every morning and and and he didn't over
Speaker 7: course the time, he didn't gain two inches.
Speaker 11: I don't want to. I don't want to see all that.
Speaker 12: Remember we have that story a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 12: about the man who into Turkey and got his legs extended.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah did so it's real, it could happen.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So he's thinking about you on this vacation.
Speaker 7: Your vacation, leave me alone. That ain't that ain't helping me.
Speaker 7: That ain't thinking about me. He's just throwing some little
Speaker 7: digs at me.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 7: That's great, I got I gotta confess I did something
Speaker 7: so stupid.
Speaker 11: And don't tell, don't do not tilt.
Speaker 13: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I said what like, I was surprised.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you should be. You should be.
Speaker 1: You should have all the way back.
Speaker 18: So smart.
Speaker 1: That one surprised that surprise.
Speaker 7: What happened?
Speaker 16: What you do?
Speaker 11: So don't laugh at me? Thought, please don't laugh at you.
Speaker 1: We promised me.
Speaker 11: What everybody know? Does everybody probably not laugh.
Speaker 5: I'm not know everybody does.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna laugh.
Speaker 5: I'm not making that.
Speaker 11: On the on the fourth of July, right July.
Speaker 7: You know, in Houston, in Texas, it's scortchy, it's hot,
Speaker 7: I mean, it's it's it's unbearable. Right, So I was
Speaker 7: reading up when people were like I found out that
Speaker 7: people were I wanted to find out how do you
Speaker 7: get the temperature to your pool down so you can
Speaker 7: enjoy it? So we could be nice and cool, you know,
Speaker 7: and everybody get in the pool. I swear cooler.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so because you know, the pool is like bath water,
Speaker 11: it's like bad water is hot.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it's hot. So I read up.
Speaker 7: I was on some a social outlet, social media outlet.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, that's how they doing it, and I'm
Speaker 7: thinking I didn't figure it out right, y'all. I ordered
Speaker 7: two thousand and five hundred pounds of ice and had
Speaker 7: it delivered. What so I could put it in the
Speaker 7: pool and try to bring the temperature down. Okay, Now
Speaker 7: the pool is a ninety something degree. I yeah, I
Speaker 7: put that. I I had my boys out there, we
Speaker 7: all busting these bags of ice over me putting that
Speaker 7: ice in there.
Speaker 11: I said, Dad is gonna show.
Speaker 1: Y'all something that I'm laughing.
Speaker 7: Sorry, my son, my son, Jordan's say, I don't think
Speaker 7: it's doing anything, Goddy. I said, you just put the
Speaker 7: ice in there, boy, get bust these bags over, get
Speaker 7: this ice in it, and and and I mean it
Speaker 7: took us a long time to get the ice from
Speaker 7: the front from the front yard, from the truck delivery
Speaker 7: to the backyard and get it in the pool.
Speaker 11: We brought that temperature down one degree.
Speaker 13: Oh, I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing.
Speaker 7: Nine hundred dollars worth of ice thinking up in the brain,
Speaker 7: the pool down. And then they Mama, and then they
Speaker 7: Mama looked at me, jacually me and saying, you threw it,
Speaker 7: all your little crazy inventions. You threw it, all of this,
Speaker 7: all your little crazy ideas we do is we threw not.
Speaker 1: I was so not laughing. I know it sounds like it,
Speaker 1: but I'm really I'm crying.
Speaker 11: Stupidest thing Tommy has done this year right there.
Speaker 1: That's a rich person prime. Yeah, I'm twenty pounds of
Speaker 1: ice time, Just what it?
Speaker 7: Five hundred pounds of ice, fifty thousand, fifty thousand gallons
Speaker 7: of water.
Speaker 11: I called myself trying to chill it. And it did not.
Speaker 11: It didn't work. Buddy.
Speaker 1: We heard what your wife said, But what did your
Speaker 1: baby boy say? What did you written say?
Speaker 7: I told you, I told you, I said, what shut up?
Speaker 7: You get these get all these plastic bags in the
Speaker 7: trash can.
Speaker 11: Shut up.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that.
Speaker 11: I tried.
Speaker 12: I trek try only because the temperature of the pool
Speaker 12: was so hot. If the temperature of the pool was cooler,
Speaker 12: a little cooler, it probably would have worked.
Speaker 3: But is so hot outside the ice is melting right
Speaker 3: right immediately immediately.
Speaker 1: Here's a thought. I mean, maybe this possibly could have worked.
Speaker 1: Getting the pool at night.
Speaker 5: When the sun is.
Speaker 11: The cookout was at three.
Speaker 13: Oh, gotch okay, I like you y'all come on over.
Speaker 7: About nine thirty. That's when Junior say we can get into.
Speaker 13: Poke Jordan's one more time when the Jordan's.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's doing anything, Daddy, I don't think.
Speaker 11: I really don't.
Speaker 20: Yeah, in the trash can, boy, Junior, you do anything,
Speaker 20: you know kind of stupid And alright, your stupid thing
Speaker 20: I've done already what you knew?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go in there and wake my wife up at night.
Speaker 1: That's a stupid thing I've done.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I shall have done that, asking her questions and
Speaker 17: oh yeah, that's the stupest thing i've done. Yeah, I've learned, Yeah,
Speaker 17: I've learned. Do not wake your wife up when they sleep.
Speaker 17: That's what I've learned.
Speaker 1: Every one. Yeah, yeah, that's that's the stupest thing I've done.
Speaker 11: I'll tell you well, I find a pool chiller, I.
Speaker 1: Can take his home.
Speaker 2: Nephew.
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