Speaker 1: Some I'm driving down Sunset Boulevard this morning, feeling tired,
Speaker 1: running on fumes, and then suddenly, boom, the beaches come
Speaker 1: on and the Tony Mannaromie pops and I am jamming
Speaker 1: and so ready for today's lunch, because today we're having
Speaker 1: lunch with Chelsea Handler. And she is a force. She
Speaker 1: is an author, she is a comedian. She has a
Speaker 1: point of view, she's not afraid to share her So
Speaker 1: today we are going to have a great lunch at
Speaker 1: the Sunset Tower Bar, one of my favorites, as you
Speaker 1: know by now, and I hope you enjoyed. Oh, I
Speaker 1: see a blong beauty who the party is. Chelsea, of course,
Speaker 1: just exudes joy when she walks in the room. She's
Speaker 1: wearing an amazing navy jumpsuit and looks absolutely gorgeous. I'm
Speaker 1: so psyched to be sitting with delicious. Chelsea's regularly here
Speaker 1: at the Tower Bar, and everyone is so happy to
Speaker 1: see her. And if you work in the restaurant, is
Speaker 1: she is not only the type of celebrity you want,
Speaker 1: she's just the type of customer you want. She's not fussy,
Speaker 1: she's not precious, she's super nice and she just brightens
Speaker 1: up the joint. You know, I was looking at Eric's mullett.
Speaker 1: Eric's our server here today. Yeah, he has a handsome
Speaker 1: and he hasn't those of you who can't see this
Speaker 1: podcast because it's a podcast and he's from Wisconsin that
Speaker 1: we were talking about the return of the mullets. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. I've seen it and he was the first
Speaker 1: one who told me about it last week when I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: brought it back. That's that's how I feel about jumpsuits.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to say that. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to toot my own home. So pull up a chair.
Speaker 1: Today is bound to get a little rowdy. I'm Bruce
Speaker 1: Bozzy and this is my podcast table for two. Hi,
Speaker 1: Bruce Bossy. This is a really exciting day here to
Speaker 1: everyone who's on the other side of this mic, because
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with you know, you look fucking gorgeous. Chelsea Handler,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Hi. Hi, you're in this like navy. I
Speaker 1: love it. Jumpsuit, I mean, who doesn't love a jumpsuit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's like a female comedians uniform. These days, we're
Speaker 1: all wearing them for some reason. Really, I mean, I've
Speaker 1: been wearing a jumpsuit for on stage for about two
Speaker 1: uh two to four years now it's kind of turned
Speaker 1: into my outfit. I wore one recently last weekend that
Speaker 1: I bought at American let's say on that vintage store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good American. No, that's Chloe Kardashians company. Maybe that's the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think a good American And it just zips up
Speaker 1: and you can go commando commando. No, no, no. I
Speaker 1: always were underwear always, yeah, I never. I do not
Speaker 1: like that. I like something underneath my area to just
Speaker 1: make sure that we're covered on all bases. But I
Speaker 1: when I have had to pee outside wearing a jumpsuit
Speaker 1: at a music festival, and when you take it down,
Speaker 1: you really are more more vulnerable than any other situation
Speaker 1: where you pee outside because then your your breasts are out.
Speaker 1: I mean hopefully you're wearing a brad. If you're me,
Speaker 1: you have to wear a brad because my breasts are
Speaker 1: so big, But you have to. I've definitely had to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, you take it down and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: this isn't really good at all for this. I mean
Speaker 1: it's a good look and I like it, and it's
Speaker 1: it's like it's got a utility field, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't like any frills or bullshit anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is kind of the perfect outfit for me.
Speaker 1: So we are sitting here at the Sunset Tower. We
Speaker 1: both love this restaurant, and it's a big day for
Speaker 1: the woman I'm sitting with. It was an announcement today,
Speaker 1: you are going to host, yes, the Critics Choice Awards
Speaker 1: in January. How did that come about? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think my publicist called and said, would you like
Speaker 1: to do this? And I said absolutely, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 1: You know what it was? I hosted me kimmel Um
Speaker 1: like two months ago, and I hadn't done that in
Speaker 1: a while. I guest hosted for a week and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, oh, I like this, like, you know,
Speaker 1: being able to comment politically, culturally, societally on everything that's
Speaker 1: going on, and right now, obviously there's such a dearth
Speaker 1: of women doing that in that space. I was like, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get back, let's get this going again. I'd like
Speaker 1: to get back into that world. I'd like to get
Speaker 1: back into being a public, you know, daily commentator on
Speaker 1: the world's like affairs and in a fun and less
Speaker 1: gross way than I think. You know, the last kind
Speaker 1: of five years have brought out in a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know, myself included. You know, like after Donald Trump
Speaker 1: was elected, I went off the rails and then I
Speaker 1: had to really like get my act together and figure
Speaker 1: out how I want to contribute in a more meaningful way.
Speaker 1: And you know, and I had taken a long break
Speaker 1: from doing stand up, so I started doing that a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. And now with the talk shows
Speaker 1: and everything that's happening, it's like, now I feel that
Speaker 1: kind of motivation again. So that'll be a platform to
Speaker 1: do that. And you know, you do do it on
Speaker 1: your like I love your TikTok's, and you do call
Speaker 1: people out, uh, you know, your instagrams, like your stories.
Speaker 1: On a lesser serious note, when you were you did
Speaker 1: one where somebody had no shoes on on an airplane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty disgusting. It's it's actually kind of a epidemic,
Speaker 1: I would say, or a pandemic epidemic. No, it's a
Speaker 1: global issue actually, like epidemic. What's that panhandle? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are flying you should see my d m s.
Speaker 1: They were flooded. I was on a plane and I
Speaker 1: just was so disgusted by this man who was on
Speaker 1: like across the aisle with his feet on the TV screen.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe what was happening. And I feel
Speaker 1: like after like COVID was brought upon a time where
Speaker 1: everyone became more hygienic and more mindful, and now there's
Speaker 1: like this reverberation where it's like, no, no, no, we
Speaker 1: didn't mean any of that. Now you get on a
Speaker 1: plane and you looked it down, like over your arm
Speaker 1: rest to the side and see what's like the crevice,
Speaker 1: what is in there? You're like, what the hell is happening?
Speaker 1: Are animals? Yeah, like they've been let out. I was
Speaker 1: on I jet blued across the country the other day
Speaker 1: and I just looked down the skies as his flip
Speaker 1: flops on his big feet hanging out flip flops. I'm
Speaker 1: so sick of flip flops. They're not even a shoe.
Speaker 1: They're just like wearing rubber stuck to your feet. It's
Speaker 1: like wearing a Maxi shield on your foot. It's true. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I got inundated with other foot photos from airplanes because
Speaker 1: people were like, oh my god, And so people start
Speaker 1: taking photos of all these people get up to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom in their bare feet, walk down the
Speaker 1: aisle and go into that disgusting bathroom and then come
Speaker 1: back around. It's like, what who told you that that
Speaker 1: was all right to do? There's urine everywhere. We have
Speaker 1: all been told the amount of germs that you know,
Speaker 1: if you put that like black light on all over
Speaker 1: the tray that we're about to have lunch, just as
Speaker 1: a disgusting pre that's okay. Actually this is a great
Speaker 1: way to get my appetite stirred up. How do you
Speaker 1: remember us meeting? Wasn't at an Oscar party? Definitely was
Speaker 1: at an Oscar party, and it was always at Jennifer
Speaker 1: Aniston's house. Okay, yeah, yeah. My question is when we
Speaker 1: go because you look amazing. You are clearly in great shape.
Speaker 1: You know. One of the reasons we go is when
Speaker 1: she has these sort of curated speakers. They're talking about
Speaker 1: anti aging or longevity and I don't even know the
Speaker 1: anti aging is a correct word. Are you able to
Speaker 1: understand any of that? I feel like I need a
Speaker 1: PhD in that room. Well, I mean when you're a woman,
Speaker 1: you kind of get one, especially if you live in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. So I do understand it, but like half
Speaker 1: this anti aging stuff I take, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what it is or what it does. So, like, what
Speaker 1: is your basic day to day regard to keeping Chelsea
Speaker 1: Hamlet looking exactly like I see today? Um, well, I
Speaker 1: would thank you. I would say my day to day
Speaker 1: regiment would be I wake up every morning, I meditate,
Speaker 1: I work out, I take my NAD my n A
Speaker 1: D and I don't want to leave that out. I
Speaker 1: definitely think that every day. I injected every day. Now
Speaker 1: to the listener, I've done n A D as well,
Speaker 1: what is how do you? And it's very hard for
Speaker 1: me to explain, Yeah, how do you explain a D? Well?
Speaker 1: Hopefully I won't do it at disservice. It's an anti
Speaker 1: aging like molecule, cellular molecule that helps well, it's not,
Speaker 1: but it's a molecule that helps kind of um stagnate
Speaker 1: your aging and in some cases even reverse it. I
Speaker 1: think those drips are probably more powerful than the daily
Speaker 1: injections because you can only do like fifteen units. And
Speaker 1: but anyway, it's anti aging. It makes your hair come in,
Speaker 1: it makes your skin more luminous, it makes your muscles
Speaker 1: recover more quickly. Then there's another peptide. I take a BPC. Um,
Speaker 1: I eat really healthy. I'm like, you know, sometimes I
Speaker 1: go off, but not really. I mean, I'm too old
Speaker 1: for that ship, so I don't really do that. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I drink a lot less than I used to,
Speaker 1: ingest a lot of cannabis these days rather than alcohol.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still drink, but I don't like to
Speaker 1: be you know, it's not a cute look at a
Speaker 1: certain age in the same way you can't get away
Speaker 1: with it, and affects your body differently the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And I just don't like feeling foggy writing a new
Speaker 1: book right now. So, like men, mentally, clarity is like important.
Speaker 1: And I'm you know, at an age and forty seven
Speaker 1: where I understand what works for me and what doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me. I was never in working out when
Speaker 1: I was in my twenties. I just was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so annoying, you know, Like I would look at
Speaker 1: thin people and be like, why are they even working out?
Speaker 1: Like they've already made it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: They're already thin. And mine was constant like a battle, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've just got to get thin. I've got to get then.
Speaker 1: You know. Now that I am fin, I'm like enjoy
Speaker 1: being thin now, So all this is what you wanted,
Speaker 1: you know, like and then stop. Don't get carried away
Speaker 1: with your thinness. It sounds like you and I am
Speaker 1: the same thing, which is a consistency and moderation. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Who's was something I had a sort of deal with two.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was, I like to drink, have a
Speaker 1: wooden leg. Oh yeah, right, what I would say, I
Speaker 1: have a wooden leg as well? But you still drink?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah right, okay, because yeah, there's nothing worse
Speaker 1: than finding out somebody sober halfway through lunch such a
Speaker 1: bummer and you're like, oh god, you too. You mean
Speaker 1: so if you were dating somebody a deal breaker? I think?
Speaker 1: So what are the deal breakers? Okay? With you dating
Speaker 1: air May's belts would be a big deal breaker. That's
Speaker 1: something I can't get past on a straight man. A
Speaker 1: gay guy could get away. Yeah, probably gay guys can
Speaker 1: get away with anything, in my book, but straight man
Speaker 1: have a like a long road to hold. Um. What
Speaker 1: else is a deal breaker? Somebody who's like not open
Speaker 1: to therapy as a deal breaker, you know, somebody who
Speaker 1: has not done any self examination. I wouldn't be turned
Speaker 1: on by that. Or is it like against pursuing that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm not down with that
Speaker 1: because that's just like not evolved in my opinion. Um,
Speaker 1: what else is a deal breaker? I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: you know, intolerance of other people like you? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean so you were very obviously, very pinionated. You're
Speaker 1: very direct human being. I completely appreciate that as I
Speaker 1: always been. Chelsea Handler. Did you were you born with
Speaker 1: this voice, with this strength? Yeah, I've been like this
Speaker 1: since I was a little girl. I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know that's you know, you're born with some personality
Speaker 1: and mine is was in your face. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I was the youngest of six kids, and I just
Speaker 1: came out like demanding shipped from my parents. I asked
Speaker 1: my dad when I was four, like if we had
Speaker 1: a dowry for me when I got married, And he
Speaker 1: was like what, He's like, what did you Where did
Speaker 1: you learn that word? I'm like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Do we have any money saved from my wedding? What's
Speaker 1: the game plan here? And do you guys have a
Speaker 1: savings account. My parents were just like a hot mess,
Speaker 1: and I knew that from a very early age. I
Speaker 1: had to get the hell out of Dodge. I was
Speaker 1: like I was eleven, looking through the want adds to
Speaker 1: find myself in my own apartment because I was trying
Speaker 1: to convince my parents it would be better off if
Speaker 1: I lived alone. Get out. Oh yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a real piece of work. Welcome back to Table for two,
Speaker 1: where I'm chatting with the amazing Chelsea Handler. As we
Speaker 1: dive into story time, I almost forget that we are
Speaker 1: in fact here for lunch. What are we eating today?
Speaker 1: I don't know what are we eating. I wasn't planning. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't really look at my calendar. I just saw
Speaker 1: I saw Bruce Bozzy. I'm like, I got a scedattle
Speaker 1: and it gets a tower bar. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just do a simple like chop salad. I think I'll
Speaker 1: take can I get a half dozen oysters? Love it? Unfortunately, don't.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll take a shrimp cocktail. Damn it. That's
Speaker 1: so Eric. I went to l A when I was nineteen.
Speaker 1: I tried to go to college for like a semester
Speaker 1: after high school, which was a community college in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: and I studied, ironically Russian history. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was thinking we're talking about. I was like filling
Speaker 1: a box of time because I was like, what am
Speaker 1: I going to do with my life? I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go to college, really, but we thought maybe I
Speaker 1: should start because I was eighteen and graduated from high school,
Speaker 1: and I think I just stayed in Marstown because I
Speaker 1: was dating this guy who lived in Marstown, and so
Speaker 1: that was like the Probably the real reason I stayed
Speaker 1: was because he was really hot. Yeah, but we weren't,
Speaker 1: you know. That wasn't why I stayed. For the beauty
Speaker 1: of Morristown. Then we broke up and I was like,
Speaker 1: what am I doing in New Jersey. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be here. I always wanted to move to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I had an aunt uncle who lived in bel Air.
Speaker 1: The first time I had come to Los Angeles, I
Speaker 1: was like ten years old and we came to visit
Speaker 1: my aunt and my mom's sister and we got on
Speaker 1: an airplane and it was the first time I had flown.
Speaker 1: I was like ten, and we walked past the first
Speaker 1: class actually in and I was like, whoa who were
Speaker 1: these people like this looks like this looks like my group,
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, no, no, honey, we have
Speaker 1: six children, like we're never flying first class. This is
Speaker 1: a different section of the plane. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, Like I feel like I
Speaker 1: belonged there. So we went back, and then two years
Speaker 1: later I had my second plane trip. But I had
Speaker 1: become a babysitter in between ten and twelve, and I
Speaker 1: saved up my money and I purchased my own first
Speaker 1: class ticket from a neighbor down the street who is
Speaker 1: my friend's mom, who happened to be a travel agent.
Speaker 1: And then the next flight we took as a family
Speaker 1: with my mom and I had two brothers with me
Speaker 1: who were all older. I'm the youngest. We get on
Speaker 1: the plane and it was my grandfather's funeral. He had died,
Speaker 1: and we're flying to California and to a was my seat,
Speaker 1: and I fucking flopped down and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I will see you guys at the end of the fight.
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, what are you doing? What Chelsea?
Speaker 1: Get up? I'm like, this is my ticket. I purchased it.
Speaker 1: And my older brothers like, oh, my god, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? He said, you have to give that seat
Speaker 1: to mom. I'm like, no, I don't. I purchased this.
Speaker 1: This is my earn money. Like a mom can sit
Speaker 1: in the back of the plane where she's that's fine
Speaker 1: with her. This is where I belong. That is maybe
Speaker 1: one of the best stories. Well, let's not get care
Speaker 1: of serious that you had that like fortitude to do that,
Speaker 1: to say, like, okay, next trip, I'm my own ticket.
Speaker 1: I was serious. I was so serious about being comfortable.
Speaker 1: Like my family life. It was fine. We were, you know,
Speaker 1: middle class in New Jersey, very Jewish and Italian like
Speaker 1: town Livingston, and we had everyone had, you know, it
Speaker 1: was well taken care of in our neighborhood. But our family,
Speaker 1: in contrast to the other families, because my father was
Speaker 1: a used car dealer and because they were used car
Speaker 1: strewn all over our driveway looked like Sandford and Son
Speaker 1: of our neighborhood. So I was always embarrassed. And you know,
Speaker 1: and growing up you become materialistic. If that's what you're around,
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, this is ridiculous. Like I would have
Speaker 1: people dropped me off three doors down from my parents
Speaker 1: because I didn't want you to see my parents driveway. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was very worried about other people's opinions and and
Speaker 1: right from an early age, I was like, this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna be This isn't gonna cut it for me, Like
Speaker 1: I need a little bit more. And then I moved
Speaker 1: out to l A. Really, when I was nineteen years old,
Speaker 1: I was going to drive across country because my brother.
Speaker 1: My dad gave me one of his jelopes to take
Speaker 1: across country. It was an Audi quatro. And my brother
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if you should be driving
Speaker 1: across country by yourself. And I was like, oh, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship, Like I'll be fine. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna work with me. And he's like, I met this guy,
Speaker 1: this bartender the other night. He's driving across country too.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys drive together? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but my brother literally met the guy the other night.
Speaker 1: My mouth is open. Okay, So I picked this guy up.
Speaker 1: This is and I picked the guy up. We get
Speaker 1: in the car and he's like, let's go to Harlem.
Speaker 1: I want to get some cocaine. And I was This
Speaker 1: was before I had ever experimented with cocaine. And I
Speaker 1: wasn't about to with this guy, you know, I was
Speaker 1: still like a little fresh, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm like I had no judgment about I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, cocaine, what you know, I had no interest
Speaker 1: of nine. But I was like, okay, sure, let's go
Speaker 1: get it. He comes. I mean, this guy bought so
Speaker 1: much cocaine. It was just this humongous bag, is all
Speaker 1: I remember. Like, I mean, it was like something out
Speaker 1: of a drug cartel. And he starts doing it as
Speaker 1: I'm driving. He just starts snorting cocaine. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't stop talking. This guy will not shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. And I'm already like, okay, if this
Speaker 1: part of I can't handle, like I can't handle the
Speaker 1: incestant chatting. And he had maps laid out. It's just
Speaker 1: as you were leaving, Yeah we were, and yeah, and
Speaker 1: so then we stopped somewhere. We get a hotel room.
Speaker 1: We get a hotel room with two beds. We check in.
Speaker 1: He has maps strewn everywhere across and talking about this
Speaker 1: route and that root and then he's putting up like
Speaker 1: little like flash cards on the wall, like and I
Speaker 1: was like looking at this guy, going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this guy is a mess. I can't be around him.
Speaker 1: So in the morning we woke up. I woke up.
Speaker 1: He had been up all night. Of course he he
Speaker 1: was staring straight at me with his pupils completely dilated,
Speaker 1: and I just was like no, So I said, give
Speaker 1: me a minute, and I said I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I just wanna, you know, And I grabbed my suitcase
Speaker 1: and I went outside to the car. I took his
Speaker 1: stuff out of my car, left it on the parking
Speaker 1: lot floor and pulled away and drove across country by myself.
Speaker 1: Good for you. And then like two and a half
Speaker 1: days later, I'm in Amarillo, Texas, and I get pulled
Speaker 1: over by a state trooper and he has a guard
Speaker 1: dog and tells me to get out of the car
Speaker 1: and the dog is going through my car, going nuts,
Speaker 1: going crazy, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get arrested for like residue or cocaine. And luckily he
Speaker 1: didn't find anything, but there was just you know, like
Speaker 1: you could I'm sure he picked up the set and
Speaker 1: I was just I remember sitting on standing on the
Speaker 1: side of the highway with my leg shaking, and I
Speaker 1: just thought, this is it. I'm going to go to
Speaker 1: prison now for the rest of my life. Wow, breathing
Speaker 1: that story. That is a good, crazy story. And then
Speaker 1: I called my family. They were on Martha's vineyard at
Speaker 1: our summer house. My brother picked up and said, I said,
Speaker 1: let me talk to mom and dad, and he goes, no,
Speaker 1: they don't know that you're driving with that guy across country.
Speaker 1: And I don't think you should tell them until you
Speaker 1: get there. They're not gonna like that. And I was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, that guy I left in Maryland, Okay,
Speaker 1: so don't even worry. I'm not with that guy anymore,
Speaker 1: you idiot. And don't ever set me up with anybody
Speaker 1: you met at a bar. Oh my god, all those
Speaker 1: stories with the inspirations for all your books. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean a lot of my books are, you know. Always
Speaker 1: in my books it's about my family because I'm very
Speaker 1: tight with my brothers and sisters. My parents have both
Speaker 1: passed away, and I mean that's where you get your
Speaker 1: kind of cynicism and starchasm, you know, especially being Jewish
Speaker 1: and growing up in Livingston, New Jersey. It's just kind
Speaker 1: of like our family was very like everything is sardonic,
Speaker 1: and we're all just kind of you know, that old
Speaker 1: school sense of humor where you like, even when it's
Speaker 1: a good moment, like, wow, this is fun. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not. Nothing's fun. Really, Welcome back to the table.
Speaker 1: I'm in an amazing conversation with Chelsea Handler. The food
Speaker 1: hasn't even arrived yet, and the stories are so juicy.
Speaker 1: It's easy to get caught up in a personality as
Speaker 1: big as Chelsea's. Oh, let's tell everyone just happened. Thank you, Eric,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Eric delivered not only the shrimp cocktail, but
Speaker 1: the oysters. Where did you get? Oh my god, see
Speaker 1: a table for two with Bruce? Yeah, should happens? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Are we allowed to eat the eating? Well,
Speaker 1: you bring up something that I was going to talk
Speaker 1: about a little later, which is really your political activism.
Speaker 1: Because one of the things that you do is you
Speaker 1: visit college campuses and you talk to people, and you
Speaker 1: want to get back on a platform. What is the
Speaker 1: vibe on the campuses with everything at stake going into
Speaker 1: the midterms, Women's rights, gay rights, what's Chelsea's voice going
Speaker 1: to be saying? Well, I think during the last four years,
Speaker 1: like I realized or between. I mean, I was just so,
Speaker 1: I was just I couldn't believe it, you know, and
Speaker 1: I realized, you know, used to use your voice more judiciously,
Speaker 1: you know. Sometimes I just can rant and rave, and
Speaker 1: then it's I'm just speaking to my own audience and
Speaker 1: people who agree with me anyway. And the real kind
Speaker 1: of delicacy or talent would be to kind of step
Speaker 1: in in timely moments instead of beating the same drum
Speaker 1: all the time, you know what I mean. I think
Speaker 1: you know, when you argue the same point all the time,
Speaker 1: it kind of diminishes the argument. So applying that to
Speaker 1: my activism has been you know better because a doesn't
Speaker 1: keep my blood pressure at such a high level. It
Speaker 1: allows me room to think and be thoughtful about what
Speaker 1: I'm saying and contributing. Um. But I'm definitely not like,
Speaker 1: you know, screaming from the rooftops the way I used to,
Speaker 1: because I don't think it was reaching anybody new or different.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, effectively, you know, stand up is
Speaker 1: such a great tool. Like I've been on this tour
Speaker 1: for a year, which has also kept me very busy,
Speaker 1: but it's given me like a way to actually reach people.
Speaker 1: You know, women are my audience. Gay men and women
Speaker 1: and young girls like are always at my shows, and
Speaker 1: they invariably are inevitably will drag some straight man with them,
Speaker 1: you know, And so if I can get my point
Speaker 1: across in that forum in a way that's comedic and funny,
Speaker 1: it's much more digestible than you know, screaming at somebody.
Speaker 1: So that's a lesson that I learned in you know,
Speaker 1: the last few years, and so I just think about
Speaker 1: that whenever I'm doing anything, you know, how to bring
Speaker 1: people in rather than turning them away or making them
Speaker 1: feel shameful about their decisions, trying to have a better
Speaker 1: understanding of why anybody's what anybody's motivation is to begin with.
Speaker 1: You know, obviously there are certain people that can't be
Speaker 1: reasoned with, and then there are certain people that are
Speaker 1: on the fence, and like those are the people. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's talk about Vaccinated and Horny tour. What was
Speaker 1: the inspiration for this tour? Um? I think, you know,
Speaker 1: when everything started opening back up, I just felt like
Speaker 1: as a comedian, I had something to offer people in
Speaker 1: terms of wanting to bring everybody out of COVID and
Speaker 1: wanting to put together people in a room for the
Speaker 1: first time, to remind them about togetherness. For some people,
Speaker 1: it was their very first time back out, and for me,
Speaker 1: I thought I felt a sense of responsibility, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can make people laugh and I can talk about
Speaker 1: all the stuff that I did during COVID, which was ridiculous,
Speaker 1: and the fact that my family invaded my house and
Speaker 1: I had to put my house on the market to
Speaker 1: get fucking rid of my family. I mean, I'm basically
Speaker 1: I'm living in a rental in Beverly Hills, in the
Speaker 1: mecca of plastic surgery, where I drive around the corner
Speaker 1: and I can't tell if somebody's thirty or sixty because
Speaker 1: everyone's got the same exact face and I don't. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this? This is like one of those It's
Speaker 1: like a Truman Show episode of a different nature. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm building a house in Brentwood. I bought a house
Speaker 1: in Brentwood because of my sister. I blame her, because
Speaker 1: I needed to downsize to send my family a very
Speaker 1: clear message that just because I had four extra bedroom
Speaker 1: does not mean I wanted fucking company, you know. Then
Speaker 1: I went to house shopping and then I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna downsize. I'm gonna downsize. And I had an
Speaker 1: offer on this one house on the Holland and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is perfect. I just want a
Speaker 1: bachelorette pad. I just don't want a huge house anymore.
Speaker 1: I have, you know, I go skiing in the winter
Speaker 1: and Whistler. I love that. I spend half my time,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm always out and about. It does like,
Speaker 1: just let's downsize. And then as soon as that play,
Speaker 1: that deal was supposed to close, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is too small. I'm like, ah, this is clostrophe. Nobody
Speaker 1: will be able to stay here. I'm like, oh wait, wait,
Speaker 1: this is exactly the opposite of what you were saying.
Speaker 1: So then I ended up buying a house in Brentwood,
Speaker 1: which is basically the same size of the house I
Speaker 1: moved out of, but it's in a much different neighborhood,
Speaker 1: and it's a different style, and it's a little bit
Speaker 1: more intimate, and I've converted every single guest room into
Speaker 1: something that is not a guest room. I have one
Speaker 1: room that is a guest room, and I'm putting two
Speaker 1: like queen size bunk beds in that guest room, so
Speaker 1: anyone who wants to sleep over it needs to sleep together.
Speaker 1: And I took one bedroom and blew it out and
Speaker 1: turned it into a two story library. I took another bedroom,
Speaker 1: blew it out and turned it into a podcast room.
Speaker 1: And I took the other bedroom and turned it into
Speaker 1: a closet. I love the plan. I think, like it's perfect.
Speaker 1: When you were horny and COVID, what was the horny piece? Like,
Speaker 1: I know, well, the horny piece was first of all,
Speaker 1: I had my nephew living there who was claiming he
Speaker 1: was horny, and I did not give a shit about
Speaker 1: his horny nous because he's twenty four years old, and like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, I think you can handle a pandemic.
Speaker 1: You know. He's like, I'm so stressed out. I'm like
Speaker 1: about what you're living. What are you stressed out about
Speaker 1: living in my mansion? What is stressful to you right now?
Speaker 1: Because I'm stressed because you guys are here and uh.
Speaker 1: I Then they left and I was so excited and
Speaker 1: I just was like, let's get the party started. Because
Speaker 1: I had those at home COVID health tests that you
Speaker 1: could buy, and I was like, Oh, this is awesome,
Speaker 1: Like I could potentially test any potential penetrators that came
Speaker 1: over to my house. I would just have been Rya
Speaker 1: and I would have different guys come over, and I
Speaker 1: would stand with their call times from like, you know,
Speaker 1: i'd have someone kind of an eid, someone coming to
Speaker 1: nine thirty because I knew they wouldn't all be home runs,
Speaker 1: and then I would just interview them, like and it
Speaker 1: took like I would do a nasal swab. I'd put
Speaker 1: it in the cartridge in my kitchen run the test.
Speaker 1: It took like thirty minutes for the test to come up.
Speaker 1: And during that time, if they said anything that annoyed
Speaker 1: me or I saw a pinky ring, I would say,
Speaker 1: you have come really I like that, So you took
Speaker 1: care of business. How many times a week did that happen? Well? Actually,
Speaker 1: there were a lot of real disappointing men that came over,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't believe it. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is going on with straight guys? Like they were just
Speaker 1: becoming so oh. I mean they would say the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: or you know, one guy would say he wears masks
Speaker 1: all the time, but he didn't think that they worked.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh, shut shut up, who gives
Speaker 1: a ship what you think? You're not a doctor or
Speaker 1: a scientist or a nurse um. And so it was
Speaker 1: actually wasn't as successful as it should have been because
Speaker 1: I was ready to rumble. But then I went to Whistler.
Speaker 1: I bought a little house up in Whistler skill. I'm
Speaker 1: a big ski er. I love to see nude. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do that every year on my birthday to celebrate
Speaker 1: my independence. Oh my god, I love that. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: video is you can see yourself? Oh? Oh yeah, They're
Speaker 1: always on my Instagram. Every year. I do it on
Speaker 1: my birthday. I have a margarita one hand and a
Speaker 1: joint in the other, and I ski down topless with
Speaker 1: my little Canadian and American flag over my nipples to
Speaker 1: represent my two favorite countries. You are, you are okay?
Speaker 1: So now you go to Whistler and you're So I
Speaker 1: go to Whistler, I was like, how do I get
Speaker 1: into Canada? Because Canada is was sucking shut They were
Speaker 1: like get away from us in Arkans. So Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: was shooting a movie up there. And then I was
Speaker 1: watching Kevin Hart's Instagram and he's literally in l a
Speaker 1: one day and then in Canada the next day, and
Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me, there's a two week quarantine
Speaker 1: that everybody has to fulfill. Like what are you doing,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart? So I called him and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need you to get me a work permit for
Speaker 1: your you know you're on a movie, like get me
Speaker 1: hooked up. I need to get into Canada. I just
Speaker 1: bought a house on FaceTime and I need to go
Speaker 1: there to see I bought a house on FaceTime because
Speaker 1: I was desperate. Then I thought also Trump was the
Speaker 1: election was coming up, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: if he gets elected, I do need a place in Canada.
Speaker 1: So I was treating it like an episode of the
Speaker 1: Handmade s Tale basically, and Kevin said, sure, no problem.
Speaker 1: You know I'll hit you back in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: He was useless. He did not come up with anything.
Speaker 1: And I want to be on the record when I
Speaker 1: say that Kevin Hart is useless and he cannot help
Speaker 1: you with a visa or getting into any other country.
Speaker 1: So I finally get my own. I get a work permit.
Speaker 1: My agent finds me a theater in Vancouver, theater, decent
Speaker 1: sized theater, and he's like I can get you a
Speaker 1: residency there for three months. You just have to perform
Speaker 1: on Saturday nights. I'm like, great, that'll get me into Canada.
Speaker 1: So I go. I bring my dogs. I charter a
Speaker 1: private plane. Hopefully this is only industry listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: so that nobody thinks I'm unrelatable anyway. I'm an environmentalist.
Speaker 1: So I charter a plane and I bring my two dogs,
Speaker 1: and I just bring as much cannabis as possible. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm going for I don't know how long I
Speaker 1: was going to be there. I didn't know if I
Speaker 1: was gonna be there two months, six months. But what
Speaker 1: I did know is I had to quarantine for two weeks.
Speaker 1: When you get to Canada, you can't go back and forth.
Speaker 1: You have to stay exactly. Because Kevin obviously is somebody
Speaker 1: exactly and that's what he's known for. I get to
Speaker 1: the airport and the guy comes up to me, this guy,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm really worried. He had this Australian accent.
Speaker 1: I can't do an Australian accent, but he said, I'm
Speaker 1: really worried they're turning people around at the Florida. I
Speaker 1: don't think we should go, you know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean They're hurning people around
Speaker 1: the border, like I have all my paperwork here, like
Speaker 1: I've already, you know. And he's like, we've got to
Speaker 1: get on the phone with customs and la la la la,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like all right, and and then I'm
Speaker 1: getting nervous, like I might not be able to go,
Speaker 1: and all I wanted to do was go and ski
Speaker 1: because everything was shut everywhere. He gets on the phone
Speaker 1: with customs. Customs like, hi, miss handler, everything checks out,
Speaker 1: We're ready for you. We'll see you in a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. I look at the guy and I go, look,
Speaker 1: everything's fine there. They know I'm coming and I've got
Speaker 1: my paperwork. He said, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: People say they can you can go, and then you
Speaker 1: get turned around and I just don't know if we
Speaker 1: should do it. And I was like I'm sorry, who
Speaker 1: are you? Like are you a customs agent? And he's
Speaker 1: like no, I'm the pilot. And I was like you're
Speaker 1: the pilot. I go, you don't even have to stay
Speaker 1: in this, Like I hired a plane and a pilot
Speaker 1: and your co pilot who was on the plane, who
Speaker 1: was a gay man who totally fucking had my vibe right.
Speaker 1: I looked at him and he's like I'm so sorry. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You have to deal with this guy. So
Speaker 1: we get on the plane, we have my dogs, and
Speaker 1: I go, listen, this isn't up to you, like I
Speaker 1: hired you. If we go when we get turned around,
Speaker 1: that's on me. Like that's not You're not gonna have
Speaker 1: to deal with anything. Then you're just flying back anyway,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to fly back anyway. And he
Speaker 1: was really resistant, and finally I was like, listen to me,
Speaker 1: you aren't flying me to Vancouver now, and you need
Speaker 1: to put your foot on the gas and take the
Speaker 1: fucking plane up. So we get up in the air
Speaker 1: and we literally are like twenty ft in the air
Speaker 1: and he gets a call and he's like they're telling
Speaker 1: me that I have to ground the plane, that I
Speaker 1: have to ground the plane, that we didn't get cleared
Speaker 1: for takeoff. I get up out of the seat and
Speaker 1: I walk over to him and I said, if you
Speaker 1: turn this plane around, I'm gonna lose my ship. I
Speaker 1: was like, you need to fly me to Vancouver, no
Speaker 1: fucking around. And then we went to Vancouver and guess what,
Speaker 1: Customs walked on board and said, welcome to Canada, Miss Sham. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they said are your dogs? You know? Had your
Speaker 1: dogs been here before? Or when was the last time
Speaker 1: your dogs were in Canada? And I was like, they
Speaker 1: came last Christmas alone on a trip for themselves because
Speaker 1: I did not have their paperwork in order, so um,
Speaker 1: but it all show. Yeah I did. And then he
Speaker 1: started laughing and he's like, Okay, come on in. Do
Speaker 1: you feel like being someone who is so direct and
Speaker 1: opinionated and vocal and dynamic and just uh with the
Speaker 1: whole cancel culture? You do you get nervous about it?
Speaker 1: You feel like, well, funk, I'm going to say something
Speaker 1: that's going No, I don't. I don't because I'm not
Speaker 1: stupid and I'm not a racist or a sexist, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like the cancel culture. Yes, obviously
Speaker 1: it's gotten carried away because now people are being held
Speaker 1: accountable for things they said like twenty seven years ago,
Speaker 1: and that's not really appropriate either. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: there's like an overcorrection, you know, And I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a pattern with things, there's always an overcorrection. We
Speaker 1: had times up, then we had cancel culture, and you know,
Speaker 1: and like look at the reverberation of me too, like
Speaker 1: they overturn Roe v. Wade, Like that is related in
Speaker 1: my opinion. You know, if you have women speaking up
Speaker 1: loudly and proudly, and then we're like, no, shut the
Speaker 1: funk up, We're actually going to take your rights away. Like,
Speaker 1: it's not a coincidence that these political movements happen in
Speaker 1: kind of sequential order. So as far as cancel culture goes, though,
Speaker 1: Like I really think when people are guilty of something,
Speaker 1: they should have a sincere game plan to a address
Speaker 1: the situation and apologize in a sincere way instead of
Speaker 1: being this defensive person and saying I didn't mean it
Speaker 1: that way, I didn't do it. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: that was It's like that's not the answer. The answer
Speaker 1: is to be accountable and to say I fucked up.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I fucked up, and this is what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to make sure that I learn and
Speaker 1: no better so that I don't ever behave this way.
Speaker 1: So there's kind of like male resistance in this male
Speaker 1: like attitude that you can't say anything anymore. It's like
Speaker 1: you can you can say anything, you just can't rape
Speaker 1: because we're gonna tell on you. And you can't be
Speaker 1: sexist and not be racist. That's not a tall order,
Speaker 1: and that's the way it should be, like, you know,
Speaker 1: instead of like you know, it's it's not hard to
Speaker 1: go through the world or even stand up with some parameters.
Speaker 1: I like a little guardrails because I will go off
Speaker 1: the rails if you don't give me some parameters. I
Speaker 1: feel like the conversation has been had and we should
Speaker 1: now move on to the next phase. You know, what
Speaker 1: would that next phase be? Well, I mean I think,
Speaker 1: you know, instead of just canceling somebody completely, it's more
Speaker 1: of a conversation. It's like giving somebody the room to
Speaker 1: to make good, you know, giving somebody the opportunity to
Speaker 1: come and say I'm sorry, and and they're not gone forever.
Speaker 1: You know. I think that women are just so mad
Speaker 1: and so piste off, and they have every right to be.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm also bad and piste off on
Speaker 1: behalf of women. So I just think there's a toggle
Speaker 1: right now going on, and it feels like we're at
Speaker 1: the tail end of cancel culture, hopefully, and so that
Speaker 1: people can have room to grow and room to make mistakes,
Speaker 1: you know, not sexual assault mistakes, but language mistakes and
Speaker 1: confusing things. And there has to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more latitude. What are the things that keep you all
Speaker 1: at night or waking up in the morning saying okay,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, of course, you know, personal things and
Speaker 1: you know, like worldly things. I think it really depends.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like, look what's happening in Iran,
Speaker 1: and like look what the government's doing to those women.
Speaker 1: I can't even believe how brave these women are. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would be that brave. I
Speaker 1: mean I would have to be, because I would have
Speaker 1: to stand for something, but I wouldn't be psyched about it.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure they're not. But I mean that rock
Speaker 1: climber that went, you know, competed the other day and
Speaker 1: then flew back to Iran to basically be tortured while
Speaker 1: her brother was arrested. I don't I can't believe that
Speaker 1: that government is also not seeing the writing on the wall.
Speaker 1: You know that they're just killing them and shooting them
Speaker 1: and torturing these women and innocent men, and you know,
Speaker 1: even children. And I just watched these videos and I
Speaker 1: just can't believe these little girls in schools taking off
Speaker 1: their jobs and just you know, storming these men throwing
Speaker 1: ship at them, like you know, taking the control back,
Speaker 1: and and when these people have weapons, It's just unfathomable.
Speaker 1: So that stuff keeps me up at night. And climate
Speaker 1: change is, you know, is the Big two. Whenever I
Speaker 1: see anyone pregnant, I'm like, what are you? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Like this world is spelled taken broad like
Speaker 1: that's my cynicism. And I believe, you know, the way
Speaker 1: it's been accelerating and the floods all throughout the world
Speaker 1: that are happening right now. And I don't know, is
Speaker 1: it Are we too late to get around it? It It
Speaker 1: feels like it. It feels like it. Are you afraid
Speaker 1: of dying? I don't think so. I mean no, that
Speaker 1: would be a nice break, you know, like a nice
Speaker 1: long sleep. I'm definitely into sleeping. I just hope it's
Speaker 1: not something. Oh my god, your TikTok about sleeping and
Speaker 1: kids your life? Fun to know why I'm still in
Speaker 1: bed and my um, yes, I like to do mushrooms
Speaker 1: at eleven am with my landscaper. That's why I don't
Speaker 1: have children, because you know who's not doing that people
Speaker 1: with children. So okay, so the vaccinated and horny Tour.
Speaker 1: For some reason, my New York accent Horny Tour doesn't
Speaker 1: come out right to you. When are you shooting or
Speaker 1: did you shooting? I shot my sh It's airing on
Speaker 1: Netflix December, two days after Christmas. So it's really it's
Speaker 1: my best special for sure. Yet I'm really excited about
Speaker 1: it for it to come out, for people to see it,
Speaker 1: because I'm now back in the groove of doing stand up.
Speaker 1: I had taken like a six year hiatus from stand
Speaker 1: up because I just didn't feel like I had anything
Speaker 1: to contribute, you know. I didn't feel like I had
Speaker 1: anything to say. And now I'm like, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: something to say, you know. So I came back with
Speaker 1: a vengeance. I did my last special at HBO Max,
Speaker 1: which was called Evolution, and that was based on my
Speaker 1: last book, Life Will Be the Death of Me, which
Speaker 1: is about going to therapy after Trump was elected, being
Speaker 1: so angry and having being filled with such a vitriol,
Speaker 1: you know, about the whole process and and Trump supporters
Speaker 1: and the whole Trump family. The fact that I was
Speaker 1: going to have to look at Ivanka's and Eric's veneers
Speaker 1: for the next four years pissed me off. Then, you know,
Speaker 1: I went to therapy. I did really deep work with
Speaker 1: this guy, Dan Siegel. I had never been a therapy before.
Speaker 1: I really like found out about all my anger and
Speaker 1: all my kind of movement throughout my life, and how
Speaker 1: I was never able to be still and I was
Speaker 1: never able to sit and reflect, and I was never
Speaker 1: able to like meditate or be alone, like I always
Speaker 1: had people everywhere, and I, you know, I realized I
Speaker 1: was so upset about my brother dying when I was nine.
Speaker 1: I never dealt with that. I just kind of put
Speaker 1: it away and shoved it down. Was like I became invulnerable,
Speaker 1: you know, like I wasn't gonna let any man hurt
Speaker 1: me again. My father after my brother died, was he
Speaker 1: may as well have died too, because he was just
Speaker 1: so he was never the same. And so it was
Speaker 1: like two of my attachment figures just basically kind of
Speaker 1: ditching me. And in a nine year old's brain, that's
Speaker 1: like a break up, like an abandonment. Even though there
Speaker 1: was an accident, you don't have that you know, uh,
Speaker 1: nuance our maturation to to digest it. And my parents
Speaker 1: certainly didn't send any of us to therapy. So it
Speaker 1: took me a long time to even understand that that
Speaker 1: was my issue and that I was so like because
Speaker 1: I was so protective of myself because I had to
Speaker 1: be at a very young age to not be hurt
Speaker 1: by anybody. So I wrote a book about that, my
Speaker 1: last book, um and and then I turned it into
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, maybe I can if this
Speaker 1: can be in the medium of stand up, Like if
Speaker 1: I could make this funny, So that was important for
Speaker 1: me to do. So I did that and then I
Speaker 1: was like, I like, stand up again, and then I started,
Speaker 1: you know, I did another tour and I and this
Speaker 1: is it revolution, and I think I'll keep doing it. Now.
Speaker 1: I have to say that we are lucky in this
Speaker 1: world to have your voice and your power because this
Speaker 1: is a time where people like yourself make such a
Speaker 1: huge difference. Your voice is really important and that is
Speaker 1: such a blessing, So very thankful for you, Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 1: You know, there's just nothing better than getting completely lost
Speaker 1: in a conversation and talking to Chelsea just does that
Speaker 1: for me and I hope you feel the same way.
Speaker 1: So before we say goodbye, there is one more question
Speaker 1: that I just needed to know. What's your favorite position
Speaker 1: for sex? Yes, I think missionary, romantic, not my to
Speaker 1: I know, but like kissing and like, yeah, that's my
Speaker 1: favorite position, right, Yeah, I like like a guy on
Speaker 1: top of me, you know, face to face. Do you
Speaker 1: like a like a big guy, like bigger than me? Ideally,
Speaker 1: I mean I would like their thighs to be bigger
Speaker 1: than mine. But I've also been known to like depart that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've had men with less big or lesser
Speaker 1: thighs than I do, and that's not great. But you know,
Speaker 1: as you get older, you realize that everybody comes in
Speaker 1: all different shapes and sizes. And I'm kind of pleased
Speaker 1: with my openness sexually and dating wise. Like if you
Speaker 1: look at my track record, it's all over the shop.
Speaker 1: So I love that because that's who I am. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't have a type, and I don't think I
Speaker 1: ever have. I just like when somebody makes me interested
Speaker 1: and is compelling, you know that I can completely connect
Speaker 1: with And confidence. Confidence is really like attractive, and especially
Speaker 1: when you're someone like me who has the ability to
Speaker 1: kind of turn men off. Our men will be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's too loud or she's too brash. You know, Like
Speaker 1: it's really intoxicating to be around a man who appreciates
Speaker 1: those qualities and understands that I don't have the ability
Speaker 1: to be something that I'm not or and I don't
Speaker 1: have the desire either, you know, Like I'm embracing myself.
Speaker 1: What a joy to have you here, What leisure to
Speaker 1: have you on the earth. Like everyone who's at the
Speaker 1: table today, I hope you really enjoy this because Chelsea Hamlet,
Speaker 1: you are a powerhouse, beautiful, incredible person and I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy you came today. Thank you, Bruce, You're
Speaker 1: so cute. Cheers cheers, sears to not getting ship faced
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