Speaker 1: Ring, ring, ring ring. May I please speak with Zoe?
Speaker 2: Oh, Hello, Lamurn, Let's patch and Hannah.
Speaker 3: God, I forgot what it was like working with you guys.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to our show. Welcome to our show, oh Man,
Speaker 3: fantastic show. Today we are recapping episode six of season two.
Speaker 1: Hallouey Halloween.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's another classic CC and Winston a mess around.
Speaker 3: You know what's so crazy is that it's still the
Speaker 3: little kid's song in my head when I have to
Speaker 3: spell Halloween.
Speaker 1: You know what? What's the kids song?
Speaker 3: H A W W E and spells Halloween?
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3: You never sing that as a little kid at school. No, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a song. It's a song. Somebody sound. I'm sure,
Speaker 3: Daniel Joel, can we play that link when we put
Speaker 3: this up, because I'm sure when you hear it then
Speaker 3: you'll you'll remember it.
Speaker 1: H Heangbo, Hello, Dobbo and spell Calloween, h Tank Hell,
Speaker 1: Gavel Cab and Calloween. Halloween songs that I remember was
Speaker 1: Werewolf bar mitzvah by Uh Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 3: No, you know this one? They did dumas, they did
Speaker 3: the bold Stone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that one, but I didn't I didn't.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Fun fact to this day. You know, I if you
Speaker 1: asked me to spell Halloween, I would that would freeze
Speaker 1: for a second because I'm always like, how many l's
Speaker 1: and how many ease? I know it's too easy because ween,
Speaker 1: but hello. Sometimes I'd be like, man, is it two
Speaker 1: l's and yeah.
Speaker 3: He double llo double you double and spells Halloween? Put
Speaker 3: your daughter?
Speaker 1: What Canadian?
Speaker 3: Joe? Old dan ol? Wait, you guys have to chime in.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know the song? No, I've never heard.
Speaker 3: Oh my Yeah.
Speaker 1: Me and Joel were business and every voice and sing
Speaker 1: we were singing, me and Joe. That's what me and
Speaker 1: Joel would get it too.
Speaker 3: All right, this is the Halloween. It's already scary this episode.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get a quick recap.
Speaker 1: Let's go okay now, folks. On this week's episode, everyone
Speaker 1: is attempting to update their relations status. Now that's internet
Speaker 1: speak for in real life, I'm young, and I get
Speaker 1: it and I'm with it. Now. Next, college crush Emilia
Speaker 1: played by Maria Thayer. She comes to visit give me
Speaker 1: Nick an opportunity to tell her how he feels for
Speaker 1: the first time. Now, Winston and Shelby. We know this,
Speaker 1: of course, Yet again they are in a sexual depression,
Speaker 1: and they use Halloween to try to put a spark
Speaker 1: back into their relationship. Jess, I mean wild, develops feelings
Speaker 1: for doctor Sam after she sees him interact with a
Speaker 1: pediac patient, while Schmidt does everything he can to sabotage
Speaker 1: she caes his new relationship with Robbie played by Nelson Franklin.
Speaker 1: All that's happening, guy, I love Nelson.
Speaker 3: Love Nelson.
Speaker 1: He's one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Now
Speaker 1: this entire crew. They make their way to the Haunted Fairgrounds,
Speaker 1: where Jess works a haunted house to make money in
Speaker 1: between jobs. Something about these spooky crowns brings everyone's relationship
Speaker 1: issues to life. Shelby thinks the best way to reignite
Speaker 1: the passion in her relationship is with a punny costume.
Speaker 1: Winston thinks cops are sexy. Unfortunately, neither partner sees eye
Speaker 1: to eye and they decide to break up. Meanwhile, Schmid
Speaker 1: escalates his intrusive tactics by dressing similarly to Ceci, so
Speaker 1: strangers see them as a couple. It teases Robbie about
Speaker 1: his costume, but Robbie shows how he won Case's heart
Speaker 1: by putting her needs first and building a bridge with Schmidt.
Speaker 1: That's so grown up and that's so adult. Fortunately for Robbie,
Speaker 1: the spark between Cec and Schmidt hasn't faded at all.
Speaker 1: I mean them thighs, m magic, Mike, hmmm. They become
Speaker 1: an awkward threesome as Schmidt dances his sexy Matthew mcconaugheyanus
Speaker 1: into the night. Now on the other side of the fairgrounds,
Speaker 1: Nick and jests. They encourage each other to tell their
Speaker 1: crushes how they feel. When Nick learns Sam as seeing
Speaker 1: someone else, he braves the haunted house to tell Jess
Speaker 1: before she embarrasses herself. Brave though he was, fear got
Speaker 1: the better of him, and you know what he did.
Speaker 1: He might Tyson punched just in the face. He cocked
Speaker 1: it back in everything. He knocked her the fuck out. Now,
Speaker 1: doctor Sam. He comes to her aid, but when Jess
Speaker 1: tells him how she feels, he can't reciprocate the love
Speaker 1: and chooses to leave. Inspired, Nick tells Amelia he was
Speaker 1: more in love with the idea of her than what
Speaker 1: the person she is. This earns Nick his first deserve
Speaker 1: slap in the face. Now back at exactly Now, back
Speaker 1: at the law from all the relationship dust that settled,
Speaker 1: Jess gets one revenge punch to the face. And that's
Speaker 1: what happened in episode two oh six Halloween, directed by
Speaker 1: Jesse Pretz, written by David Iserson.
Speaker 3: Let's dive in one of my favorite Halloween episodes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: one of my favorite Halloween episodes, purely for the Jake
Speaker 3: Johnson screams that happened when he faces the clown inside
Speaker 3: the haunted house. It's one of my favorite moments of
Speaker 3: this series. That type of scream scare me there is,
Speaker 3: By the way, there's no way, in no situation, you
Speaker 3: could get me to go into a haunted house. No,
Speaker 3: thank you, I can.
Speaker 1: I have a moment to say something. Yeah, listen, I
Speaker 1: know everyone loves a good haunted house, but let me
Speaker 1: tell you why haunted houses are bad and why I
Speaker 1: hate them so much. Are they scary? Sure, Hannah, Yeah
Speaker 1: they can be. Have I almost shipped myself in a
Speaker 1: haunted house allegedly, you know, but that's only because I
Speaker 1: was doing the juice cleans at the time and the
Speaker 1: timing was just all off. Okay, they don't. Also, they
Speaker 1: don't offer bathrooms. You know, when demons are and zombies
Speaker 1: are trying to kill you, like, where do you go
Speaker 1: to relieve that pressure on them?
Speaker 3: It's a good way to.
Speaker 1: Post exactly, And I don't. It's what I don't want
Speaker 1: to happen. I don't want anyone on, you know, in
Speaker 1: the haunted house industry to be pissed off at me,
Speaker 1: because it's a big industry, you know. I looked it up.
Speaker 1: It's over a three hundred million dollar industry, the haunted
Speaker 1: house industry, you know. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If I'm a psycho killer and I just escaped from
Speaker 1: an insane asylum from killing a bunch of people, first place,
Speaker 1: I'm going Haunted House.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find victims, Hannah. And the reason being
Speaker 1: is nobody's gonna know when I've done a slaying. No
Speaker 1: one's gonna know.
Speaker 3: I don't trust Okay, I don't like it. I don't
Speaker 3: trust it. Why would you pay to be scared?
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't get it at all. It's just not for me.
Speaker 3: It Also, when I watched this episode, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: actually remember feeling really relieved because they I remember they
Speaker 3: were like, oh, we're gonna do a Helloween episode, and
Speaker 3: they had to because it was like a really amazing
Speaker 3: haunted house that they built. They were like, you know,
Speaker 3: but they didn't say which character was gonna have to
Speaker 3: be part of the haunted house. And I, as Hannah,
Speaker 3: was genuinely scared that my character was gonna have to
Speaker 3: be in this creepy haunted house and be attacked by
Speaker 3: spooky things. I was like, I'm gonna have to do it.
Speaker 3: I was so scared. I got really grateful that it
Speaker 3: was just gonna be Zoe and Jake.
Speaker 1: That's not for me. Friends friends all the time. Hey man,
Speaker 1: we want to go to Hollywood Hollywood horror Nights. I go, No,
Speaker 1: you're on your own the one. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. I've been on the hay Ride one.
Speaker 1: They chase you. No, they chase you from the woods.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: We're not doing Have you seen the movie Clownhouse?
Speaker 3: No? I don't watch horror movies either. Nothing.
Speaker 1: Let me give you the synopsis of Clownhouse really quick,
Speaker 1: just to put some more fear into your heart. Just
Speaker 1: before a Halloween, three young brothers alone in the Big House.
Speaker 1: Sam Rockwall's in this movie, by the way, Young Sam Rockwall.
Speaker 1: These three brothers, they are alone in the Big House,
Speaker 1: and they are menaced by three escape mental pace who
Speaker 1: have murdered some traveling circus clowns and taken their identity. No,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a real thing that could happen. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 3: The thing if you want to know how much I
Speaker 3: hate scary movies and haunted houses in that whole spooky
Speaker 3: industry for me. Look the people that it works for.
Speaker 3: We look, I'm not taking any dollars out of their
Speaker 3: their pockets by saying this, because the people who love
Speaker 3: it love it, I know. But before New Girl, before anything,
Speaker 3: I got offered a movie because it was a friend
Speaker 3: of mine who got as big break as like a director,
Speaker 3: and it was to direct this absolutely twisted, disgusting horror film.
Speaker 3: And he knew me, and he was like, you're you know,
Speaker 3: I know your great actress. It's going to do a
Speaker 3: bunch of stage stuff whatever. He was like. It was
Speaker 3: like I want, I want you to be the lead.
Speaker 3: And it was like me having to watch like horrifying
Speaker 3: things and then being chased through the woods at night
Speaker 3: with someone racing after me with like a machete and
Speaker 3: then catching me. And I was like, I have to
Speaker 3: really do that. Though as a person, I know I'm acting,
Speaker 3: but as a person, you're gonna have me run through
Speaker 3: the woods all by myself at night. Well, you guys
Speaker 3: are way deep off doing a big wide shot with
Speaker 3: your camera while someone chases me through the woods. And
Speaker 3: I thought about like that whole like Hitchcock, you know,
Speaker 3: the Psycho, And I was just like it would haunt
Speaker 3: me forever. And even though I was trying to get
Speaker 3: my break as an actress, here's an offer for a movie.
Speaker 3: I've got a blank resume, nothing on it. I said, no,
Speaker 3: thank you. That's how much I hate it. I was like, nope,
Speaker 3: I'll give up my dream as an actor. I cannot
Speaker 3: put myself in that situation. Oh, you should maybe talk
Speaker 3: about this episode because I could talk about my fear
Speaker 3: for five hours.
Speaker 1: Sorry everybody, Sorry, everybody. Go have fun this Halloween. Go
Speaker 1: to all the haunted houses. You want nothing bad, is gonna.
Speaker 3: Get all the candy. Candy delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in this episode, Nick, Schmidt and Winson they
Speaker 1: prepped the apartment for the for Nick's ex girlfriend to
Speaker 1: come in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very sweet. He's really excited. This girl is
Speaker 3: idolized his whole life and just love from the very
Speaker 3: first sight, but doesn't really know her at all.
Speaker 1: Right, he likes the idea of her. We come to
Speaker 1: find out later on. You can kind of tell when
Speaker 1: you watch it that you know that's that's kind of
Speaker 1: what's going on there, you know. I mean, I like
Speaker 1: to get personal. Have you ever gone through something like that?
Speaker 3: I've ever gone through something like that. I've definitely. You
Speaker 3: have a crush on somebody and then you meet them
Speaker 3: and chat with them and talk about them, and it's
Speaker 3: incredible how quickly somebody that you're like, oh, they're so
Speaker 3: beautiful or they seem so smart or whatever it is,
Speaker 3: can give you the ick really fast on something that
Speaker 3: you never saw coming. And in this case, the two
Speaker 3: of them are sexually incompatible. Different physical styles, o different
Speaker 3: physical styles. So I'm like, okay, I understand, Like I
Speaker 3: get it. And that's where you go like, Nick, you
Speaker 3: need to learn to grow up a little bit and
Speaker 3: and get truth.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, let me tell you something. It's hard to
Speaker 1: tell someone who bites your lip that that's bad, that's
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Especially no, I mean, I talk the truth of being like,
Speaker 3: this is not gonna work. You can't change how somebody like.
Speaker 1: Yes you can, Yes you can't. Don't put your backing
Speaker 1: teeth on my face? What is wrong with you? You know
Speaker 1: I am a professional actor. I have to go to work.
Speaker 1: How do you think this is gonna look when I
Speaker 1: show up with with Dracula's marks all over my body
Speaker 1: like someone's been drinking my blood, Like I'm into some
Speaker 1: weird Megan Fox and machine gun Kelly. Shit, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna look right. It works for them, it doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me. Well bites the.
Speaker 3: More either though.
Speaker 1: Now they broke up. Yeah, Hannah, stop, don't do this
Speaker 1: to me. Kinda, don't do this.
Speaker 3: I know. I'm so Look, who knows it might not
Speaker 3: be forever. I really break it next her and you
Speaker 3: could tell her that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I gotta let her know. I got to see
Speaker 1: if she's okay as a friend, obviously, yes, as a friend.
Speaker 3: Got a smile on your face, using him upset for
Speaker 3: a second, and now you realize something and now you're smiling.
Speaker 1: I just want to know you're saying machine gun killing.
Speaker 3: Slow it down more? Oh my gosh. Okay. The other
Speaker 3: thing that happens in the beginning of this episode that
Speaker 3: I think is really sweet is that because I just
Speaker 3: love it. This is like some like old rom com
Speaker 3: trope that I love so much. She finds out the guy,
Speaker 3: just finds out the guy that she's trying to be
Speaker 3: in this like meaningless sex relationship is a pediatrician, and
Speaker 3: like a sweet, fun pediatrician, which is her full crypto.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If there was somebody that you were dating very casually
Speaker 3: and you're like, I don't want to catch feelings. This
Speaker 3: person's made it clear that they'll never have those kind
Speaker 3: of feelings. Is there is there a professional kryptonite that
Speaker 3: they could have that you'd be like, oh no, you
Speaker 3: do that now. I can't help it. There's feelings and
Speaker 3: they're happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if she were like a dominatrix, I'd be like, kidding, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's scary to me. I don't know. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know. I love funny people, comedians, like you know,
Speaker 1: if there's a if there's someone who's like a comedy
Speaker 1: writer or something like that, I'm like, oh God, I
Speaker 1: gotta do it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you should put the Yeah, we're floating
Speaker 3: that out there, any you know.
Speaker 1: Any comedy writers out there, because you know, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's a very special trait to have, you know,
Speaker 1: especially because I'm stupid, and you know, there's if you
Speaker 1: can find the humor in my stupidity. I think that's
Speaker 1: I think that's really nice.
Speaker 3: That's so funny because that happens in this episode with
Speaker 3: Winston and Shelby is that she feels like Winston doesn't
Speaker 3: have a sense of humor and that's why they're incompatible.
Speaker 3: So you've got like sexual incompatibility sinking a relationship here.
Speaker 3: Then you've got this not having a sense of humor
Speaker 3: thing sinking a relationship. Yeah, and you have a guy
Speaker 3: who's like, I don't know what to tell you. I've
Speaker 3: been honest from the beginning. I don't feel anything for you,
Speaker 3: but I like having a physical relationship with you, and
Speaker 3: it's not changing. So you can't sit here and look
Speaker 3: sad because I've been clear, I've been honest.
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about that moment, I know we're
Speaker 1: jumping forward a little bit, is when she asks him,
Speaker 1: you know, when he says he can't change who he is,
Speaker 1: he says, do you want me to do you want
Speaker 1: me to leave? First of all, she plays that scene perfectly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know so it She portrayed that scene in such
Speaker 1: a dope way. The problem is she's dressed like a
Speaker 1: zombie zombie zombie witty Allen, and it's she I don't
Speaker 1: know how she pulls it off, but it works so
Speaker 1: perfectly that that I too wouldn't be able to fully
Speaker 1: convey my feelings or open up to her if she
Speaker 1: were dressed so stupidly, I'd be like, what then shut up,
Speaker 1: call me, call me later. What you know, it's just
Speaker 1: because I'm emotionally stunted. I know that for a fact,
Speaker 1: So that's.
Speaker 3: Probably why be like, I have to laugh at you
Speaker 3: right now because you look crazy. So I can't now
Speaker 3: break your heart and destroy your ego and reject you
Speaker 3: in this public place. Can we can we put a
Speaker 3: pin in it. I'll do it tomorrow exactly, not.
Speaker 1: Like exactly speaking of it. Let's let's go back a
Speaker 1: little bit there Woody Allen impressions. Who do you think?
Speaker 1: Who do you who do you think had the best
Speaker 1: Woody Allen impression? Let's put a poll out there for
Speaker 1: all the fans. Who do you you personally, who do
Speaker 1: you think had the best one?
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like Max did, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 3: and Jake's surprised me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't terrible, it wasn't bad. But I think Max,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a I think he's been
Speaker 1: studying Woody Allen.
Speaker 3: I think she's enjoyed it more. He like liked doing it,
Speaker 3: and so you feel that in the oh yeah and
Speaker 3: the Woody impression. Here's the thing that's funny is that
Speaker 3: when Winston does his finally right and Max and Jake
Speaker 3: clap that for real, I know that that was not
Speaker 3: on the page that they applauded. I think you were
Speaker 3: just supposed to say that line and that was supposed
Speaker 3: to be the button and they were just.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's kind of to.
Speaker 3: You morn Is who they were doing it and show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was probably a clap for the morning, because yeah,
Speaker 1: I can tell.
Speaker 3: I can see in their face they're just like, come on,
Speaker 3: it's really good.
Speaker 1: Anybody who knows me knows I don't like to appropriate
Speaker 1: other people's cultures. You know what I'm saying. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to pretend to be Woody Allen. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying no. Internally do I feel like Woody Allen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but externally nah, nah, there's too much melan in my voice.
Speaker 3: You see a very good impression too. I think that's
Speaker 3: why they gave you the applause. They were just like,
Speaker 3: come on, that was really good. You did a great job.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that. That means a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: one of the greatest impressionists of all time. Let's keep going.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Nelson Franklin and his com his when
Speaker 3: he genuine because he is a very tall man, when
Speaker 3: he walked out six twelve, he's six fifteen, when he
Speaker 3: walked out in those very tight because that was the joke,
Speaker 3: super tight green spandex pants. I remember audibly laughing. And
Speaker 3: because Nelson is the most wonderful human in real life,
Speaker 3: he's very Robbie like, he laughed himself. He thought it
Speaker 3: was great that people were laughing, like he's just the
Speaker 3: most wonderful person.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that scene in Max coming in, uhh, Schmidt
Speaker 1: coming in and just destroying him was one of the
Speaker 1: funniest back and forth. And Robbie could not be phased
Speaker 1: by by the insults coming from Schmidt.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, it is, and you get why
Speaker 3: CC kind of likes Robbie is that it is that
Speaker 3: as much as she cannot stay away from Schmidt and
Speaker 3: they're just thing, is that that undeniable thing, whatever it
Speaker 3: is that brings two people together. Schmidt is just like
Speaker 3: a whole bowl of insecurity and Robbie is a fully
Speaker 3: secure human. He's just very secure with himself, so you
Speaker 3: can't phase him. And I think that it bumps Schmidt
Speaker 3: so badly, yeah, because he's so insecure and if anybody
Speaker 3: said one of those things to him, he would it
Speaker 3: would impact him. The thing that's super funny about that
Speaker 3: scene too, when he's destroying Nelson, and this is how
Speaker 3: you know your cast members so well because you've worked
Speaker 3: together for so long, is when he says that he
Speaker 3: cut himself on a pumpkin. Not the knife, but the pumpkin.
Speaker 3: You if you were on the back of Max and
Speaker 3: it's on Nelson for that line, you watch Max shrug
Speaker 3: his shoulders up and down like this, and you know
Speaker 3: that's him because we know well enough, going like one
Speaker 3: of my that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's
Speaker 3: the funniest thing I've ever heard. And I'm gonna laugh
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna ruin with this take. You guys better
Speaker 3: call cut. There's nothing I can do. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: We're done. And I just know it from the motion
Speaker 3: of his shoulders to know what Max like. But that
Speaker 3: was that he was breaking and I could tell from
Speaker 3: him back that's how funny.
Speaker 1: Is it's so funny you say that. I was watching
Speaker 1: it with sam My assistant, and she mentioned that, she
Speaker 1: mentioned that very moment. Yeah, I swear to god, she
Speaker 1: just mentioned that a little bit ago when we were
Speaker 1: watching the episode, about the back of Schmidt's head, and
Speaker 1: you could tell they actually is giving just from that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing for them to cut to, because I
Speaker 3: think he was genuinely had the biggest grin and was
Speaker 3: just delighting and how funny Nelson was and he just
Speaker 3: couldn't keep it together. I love those moments. That's why
Speaker 3: these casts, like these guest stars that we'd have on
Speaker 3: our show, it was always the best when we made
Speaker 3: this show when they would show up, because we got
Speaker 3: to sit there and watch them of the funniest people
Speaker 3: do the funniest work, and we just got to sit
Speaker 3: there and watch it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll put our guest cast right
Speaker 1: up there with curb your enthusiasm.
Speaker 3: Not a crossover, actually a lot.
Speaker 1: Curb yeah, seam, Sam Richardson, a lot of people, damon.
Speaker 1: Well okay, let's talk a little bit about this Halloween situation. Well, Halloween,
Speaker 1: I think it's a natural thing for everyone to get
Speaker 1: super excited about the festivities. But more importantly, people want
Speaker 1: to know what you're going as, like what are you
Speaker 1: dressing up as? And Winston decides to dress up like
Speaker 1: a cop, shodowing and foreshadowing for sure, which fun fact,
Speaker 1: it is illegal in the state of California to dress
Speaker 1: up like a cop to present. Yes, So in that
Speaker 1: moment where because it's like impersonating a cop, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, people come up to you for help,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a there's a crime in progress, and
Speaker 1: they keep calling, hey, can you please help? Keep please up,
Speaker 1: and You're like, hell no, I'm not a real officer.
Speaker 3: This is pretend. I got it at Party City.
Speaker 1: Exactly, So that for sure is foreshadowing. But Shelby, my god,
Speaker 1: it's raining cats and dogs.
Speaker 3: She thinks, sexy, you just said that yourself, that that
Speaker 3: would be your professional kryptonite. So for little more and
Speaker 3: maybe that would work for you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. That she's showing up with
Speaker 1: a capeon with a bunch of fluffy teddy bears and
Speaker 1: stuff on it, she better have nothing underneath it, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Then i'd find that do the sioso.
Speaker 1: But right now, it's no bro, that isna. That's not it.
Speaker 3: I thought it was very funny, but it does if
Speaker 3: they're struggling in the relationship and they're like, watch this,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna knock you out on Halloween and I'm going
Speaker 3: to really go for it. Yeah, I would think that
Speaker 3: there's some subliminal messages going on. They were head to
Speaker 3: toe literally caped up. Yeah, I'd be like, I think
Speaker 3: you're I think maybe you're trying to tell me something.
Speaker 1: Else, because when she says it, she was. But once
Speaker 1: it even says he said, look at me, Look I
Speaker 1: came out here looking all good, looking, all sexy. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Because everybody loves If you ever
Speaker 1: go to one on parties and the strippers show up,
Speaker 1: they're usually wearing cop outfits.
Speaker 3: I've never understood that. I don't understand this. A man
Speaker 3: in uniform is so sexy. This, like I've never not
Speaker 3: know does not work for me? Really?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm you know, do I wonder if more
Speaker 1: people out there feel like you? I wonder I don't know,
Speaker 1: because people.
Speaker 3: Man dressed as a cop do it for you?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, if he's a BikeE cop, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Wearing wearing the tight shortshts, short shorts,
Speaker 1: you know, a little testicle hanging out, you know that
Speaker 1: don't hurt nobody. That might do it. That might do
Speaker 1: it for somebody. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm learning a lot about you to.
Speaker 1: Little short shorts right the Venice Beach.
Speaker 3: Speaking of short shorts, because Max ends up wearing nothing
Speaker 3: about his speedo at the end of it. We'll get
Speaker 3: to that because I have to discuss it. But the
Speaker 3: other laugh out loud funniest honestly in series, I think
Speaker 3: is the headbutt into.
Speaker 1: I can watch that and I have a million times that.
Speaker 3: Scene is and then he's like starts eating halfway through
Speaker 3: it and he's still Schmidt back. Is so funny to me.
Speaker 3: That whole storyline was so fun to do because Ceci
Speaker 3: always plays it really cool all the time. She plays
Speaker 3: it really cool and it was nice that to see
Speaker 3: character that he just took a step too far, Like,
Speaker 3: now you're really like disrespecting my relationship. You're treating my
Speaker 3: boyfriend like an idiot, which which you're treating me like
Speaker 3: an idiot. And then she gets really mad, and I
Speaker 3: remember being surprised that they wanted me to get really
Speaker 3: mad because it seemed a little out of character, but
Speaker 3: it just had it had pushed her too far. And
Speaker 3: I will tell you nothing makes me happier as a
Speaker 3: human being than getting paid to yell at someone. It's
Speaker 3: a real perk of the career. No, you can't yell
Speaker 3: at people in real life. That's not okay, don't do that.
Speaker 3: They'll speak to people like that. But you know what,
Speaker 3: it's a very cathartic thing to like get loud. And
Speaker 3: I just remember being like, oh, this is a nice thing.
Speaker 3: I get to just like yell right now at somebody
Speaker 3: and then y'all give me a check. This is great.
Speaker 1: But you know what's interesting about that is that it's
Speaker 1: that a person who can provoke you to get that way.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how you know that she's not over him,
Speaker 3: because you would think she would just grab a boyfriend's
Speaker 3: hand and be like this fool a stalker by.
Speaker 1: And it's not because Robbie has a very calm demeanor,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Hangs out with him alone. That's the funniest part. He's like,
Speaker 3: let's just go and work this out.
Speaker 2: You and I.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a question I have for you and for
Speaker 1: the folks out there and listener land, is that is
Speaker 1: that is that attractive to you? Is that a turn
Speaker 1: on to you, sybel who always remains calm even in
Speaker 1: those types of situations, or do you you know, do
Speaker 1: you want somebody who can, you know, every once in
Speaker 1: a while say hey, sit your ass down, shit, Joe,
Speaker 1: ass down, get your ass over here right now. Do
Speaker 1: you like that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that's personal taste. I just
Speaker 3: know that if somebody's going to talk to other people
Speaker 3: like that, that usually means if you push them far enough,
Speaker 3: they're going to talk to you like that. So be
Speaker 3: careful what you ask for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying every once in a while, you know,
Speaker 1: every once in a while, she need to sit an
Speaker 1: ass down, and and I need to be one to
Speaker 1: tell it to her with some bass in my voice,
Speaker 1: especially with this mustache.
Speaker 3: That I got now you're really loving your.
Speaker 1: Set your ass down. Now, I hadn't told you. I
Speaker 1: didn't told you. Now, set your ass down. I think
Speaker 1: that might go over will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're currently single at this moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah. People don't like people. Apparently women don't like to
Speaker 1: sit they ass down. And I haven't learned my lesson yet,
Speaker 1: but I will. I will.
Speaker 3: This is it's so funny in this relationship where you're
Speaker 3: seeing all of these incompatibilities. They really explore it a lot.
Speaker 3: In the episode. You see a huge moment of foreshadowing
Speaker 3: which Schmidt and CC dressed as a bride and groom,
Speaker 3: and I love it so much. It's so funny because
Speaker 3: she's so mad at it and he's loving it so much.
Speaker 3: But it's kind of like in that Fluffer episode that
Speaker 3: we talked about where they do these like little series foreshadowings.
Speaker 3: That was Nick and Jess going on a fake date
Speaker 3: that you could see was real to them, and you
Speaker 3: see they keep they keep it in a two shot
Speaker 3: for most of it, with Schmidt and CEC dressed as
Speaker 3: a bride and groom, so that the audience can kind
Speaker 3: of like sink their teeth a little further into that
Speaker 3: relationship and want them back together.
Speaker 1: That was nice. What was not nice was Schmidt dressed
Speaker 1: like Abraham Lincoln and then tells tells Winston that he
Speaker 1: witnessed the emancipation of one black man said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: shut up, like I mean, a good joke is a
Speaker 1: good joke. However, I was like, man, that eternally. It
Speaker 1: made me want to laugh, but I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is fun.
Speaker 3: I A'm laughing for you. That was a little offensive.
Speaker 3: And so the red here's the thing. If you walked
Speaker 3: into your trailer and hanging in your wardrobe area was
Speaker 3: just a pair of red speedos, would you be okay
Speaker 3: with that?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm getting there's this tool, there's weights that you
Speaker 1: can put on the another conversation, I'd be fine with it. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it'd be because for me, it depends. It depends. I'm
Speaker 1: not known as like I don't look like I'm not
Speaker 1: out here looking like Michael B. Jordan with my shirt off.
Speaker 1: You know these.
Speaker 3: Days I remember you were like you got all Actually did.
Speaker 1: I put in work? But then I put an extra
Speaker 1: work to get rid of that work.
Speaker 3: So that work, now, that second bit of work was
Speaker 3: so much easier. It's so funny, you have to choose
Speaker 3: the work. The second work is better.
Speaker 1: Was so much it felt felt great, felt great. But
Speaker 1: it depends. It depends on my you know how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: Max Greenfield stays in shape, so he loves that. He loves,
Speaker 1: you know, going out there with his thighs out, in
Speaker 1: his chest out. That's something that he He probably pitched
Speaker 1: that too. He probably auditioned from Magic Mike didn't go
Speaker 1: the way he thought it was going to go, and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, guys, can I show them what they've
Speaker 1: been missing? Can we? Right?
Speaker 3: Spady YadA YadA, YadA, yadda. I wonder I want to
Speaker 3: find the original script if it was on the paper
Speaker 3: that he had to dance.
Speaker 1: He loved dancing.
Speaker 3: I think I know he loved dancing. And I was like,
Speaker 3: I wonder because it was a very Max thing, and
Speaker 3: I was like, was that in there or did he
Speaker 3: just do it in that wide walk away shot and
Speaker 3: did something funny.
Speaker 1: I think he just did that at that moment. He
Speaker 1: had to have done that. He's a performer. When you
Speaker 1: see an audience, you kind of and then the background
Speaker 1: in that instance were audience members. He probably went for it.
Speaker 3: What a great episode. Here's my question, since it's you
Speaker 3: and me doing the podcast today and we are very
Speaker 3: good friends and we are like a brother and sister.
Speaker 3: So here's my situation. If it was me and you
Speaker 3: knew that this boy that I really liked, and I've
Speaker 3: been trying to play it cool, and I was going
Speaker 3: to tell him how I felt, and then you caught
Speaker 3: him texting some other chick and you knew, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not going to go well, she's going to get
Speaker 3: fully rejected, hurt. And we both have established our real
Speaker 3: fear of haunted houses. But I'm working in the haunted
Speaker 3: house in this hypothetical situation, would you brave it to
Speaker 3: come in and tell me?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely absolutely, I would do it. I would
Speaker 1: do it, or like any other logical person, I wait
Speaker 1: till she got out of the haunted house. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Here's what I would do. I would I would I
Speaker 3: would text you, text her. I would text you immediately
Speaker 3: without hesitation. I would wait by the back door where
Speaker 3: I know you'd walk out, so I'd get to you
Speaker 3: before you could go and get to this chick that's
Speaker 3: like about to break your heart. For sure, Like for sure,
Speaker 3: I don't know about go in the haunted house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, first of all, you ain't got to
Speaker 1: do that. You ain't got to go in there. I
Speaker 1: don't understand what the point is if you're having to
Speaker 1: go through that just to tell her some some some crap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bored information. I don't. I don't want you
Speaker 3: to get heartbroken, but I can't face that here for you.
Speaker 1: I love you, and I'm gonna tell you right now
Speaker 1: while you're working. Yeah, you know, because you gotta stay
Speaker 1: focused as a performer to scare these people.
Speaker 3: I'd call you. I'd like, then you know something's go up.
Speaker 3: If I actually like rang your phone, you know, like yeah.
Speaker 1: Because also, what you got to realize is that he
Speaker 1: did the wrong thing because he went in there and
Speaker 1: he ended up beating her up.
Speaker 3: That's right. It was too much for him to handle,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: The moment got ahead of him and he punched her
Speaker 1: in the face and knocked her clean out, And I
Speaker 1: think that was a sign that he should have probably
Speaker 1: texted her.
Speaker 3: Would you offer that to somebody if you accidentally hit
Speaker 3: this girl total accident, like a crazy scenario like this,
Speaker 3: would you be like, you know what it doesn't sit
Speaker 3: right with me. You you get you, you get a
Speaker 3: free hit.
Speaker 1: No, you know I would, Uh, i'd buy her something nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no need for an eye for an eye,
Speaker 3: you know, that's thinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lie. That's that's that's too much. That's
Speaker 1: too much because you know what, you know, two wrongs
Speaker 1: don't make it right.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, you can't do you can't perpetuate violence. You know,
Speaker 1: in our community, there's too much violence happening, and I
Speaker 1: think we need to come together, yeah and buy each
Speaker 1: other nice things to say we're sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bill. This was a wonderful episode. When
Speaker 3: we come back from the break, we're going to play
Speaker 3: some true American. Well, we're back, and it is time
Speaker 3: for True American. This week, we want to get to
Speaker 3: the truth of exes that hang around after our relationship
Speaker 3: has ended. What's the best way to handle X is
Speaker 3: if you're the new partner.
Speaker 1: The best way to handle exes if you're the new partner?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go first on this one, because
Speaker 1: this one, this is something I think about.
Speaker 3: This is you and I have talked about this because
Speaker 3: I remember when we first met and we were chatting
Speaker 3: about it. You were like, you what, It's always been
Speaker 3: this way, so it's not like changed from relationship to relationship.
Speaker 3: But unless you're fully done with your ex and they
Speaker 3: are fully out of the picture this, I don't think
Speaker 3: that a relationship between you and I are gonna work.
Speaker 1: Yeah you lingering, They can't now, And.
Speaker 3: I do the same. If I break up with somebody
Speaker 3: that relationship is over, I'm not texting them and checking
Speaker 3: in with them and calling them and whatever, because I
Speaker 3: don't think that's for me works like it's fair for
Speaker 3: my my new relationship, a new partner, for us to
Speaker 3: like be full and to have somebody that I I
Speaker 3: loved still hanging around. Now. I know lots of people
Speaker 3: who are friends with their exes and that's just a
Speaker 3: part of their life and they're like, look, this is
Speaker 3: just part of my deal and it all works for them.
Speaker 3: But for me, it's always been a rule, Like since
Speaker 3: I was like a teenager.
Speaker 1: I can tell you this. I am friends with a
Speaker 1: lot of my exes. I know you are, you know,
Speaker 1: and I think it's okay. I think it's okay. However,
Speaker 1: like there are moments for me personally where I don't
Speaker 1: want to see her ex hanging around.
Speaker 3: So is it a double standard?
Speaker 1: Then? Yeah? Probably, And I'll be the first to admit that,
Speaker 1: because you know, it also depends on how the relationship was,
Speaker 1: how it ended it. Let's say, let's say you know,
Speaker 1: they were in some crazy, you know, wild Megan Fox
Speaker 1: machine Gun Kelly esque blood drinking relationship. And then let's
Speaker 1: say you go and you start dating Megan Fox and
Speaker 1: you're having a good time in six foot five, you know,
Speaker 1: machine gun Kelly show up spitting bars while he got
Speaker 1: a vile on his neck with your lady's blood in it.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I don't know if I like this, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I like the energy. That's because
Speaker 1: clearly that was a very very passionate relationship.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it would depend on the X. And if
Speaker 3: you are dating someone and they were like, well that
Speaker 3: one friend of yours that used to date that one
Speaker 3: for some reason to feel comfortable, would you be able
Speaker 3: to let go of someone who is now a friend
Speaker 3: that you used to date if it makes your current
Speaker 3: partner uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have to. It would have to come
Speaker 1: from a reason though, because let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: I can't make you happy. You have to make yourself
Speaker 1: happy in life. I can be a participant in your happiness.
Speaker 1: But if you're, if you are, if you get into
Speaker 1: a relationship, yeah to both both parties have to be solid.
Speaker 1: Both parties have to be secure. Both parties have to
Speaker 1: be comfortable. You have to be able to make yourself happy.
Speaker 1: So if my past affects you, yeah, and any kind
Speaker 1: of way, part of that is on you. Now, it's
Speaker 1: also on the X. If the ex is showing up
Speaker 1: all the time. Look, you know what I'm saying, doing
Speaker 1: the doing the thing that you like, making the faces,
Speaker 1: making the gestures. No, he knows your tickles spots. If
Speaker 1: he walking up talking about hey, and he give you
Speaker 1: that look and he got hazel eyes and stuff and
Speaker 1: he like skinned like you know how those dudes be
Speaker 1: too much? And then he whispering her ear and he
Speaker 1: tickled the back of her neck because he know that's
Speaker 1: what she's into. Then we got a problem. We got
Speaker 1: a problem, Tarren Howard.
Speaker 3: Just reminded me of and then we will close this episode.
Speaker 3: But this did just remind me of you telling me
Speaker 3: of a friend of yours that would put on some
Speaker 3: very revealing sweatpants and would walk through a room when
Speaker 3: you were dating someone to test if the chick you
Speaker 3: were dating had wandering eyes. Like that was your homie
Speaker 3: being like, Okay, let me just see if she's going
Speaker 3: to be like faithful.
Speaker 1: That's what that's what the homies do for the homies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea. I was like, he did what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, let's see if I walk out here
Speaker 1: throwing it around.
Speaker 3: All the tests and relationships. I truly believe.
Speaker 1: That that year old self though that was back in the
Speaker 1: early Yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Was back in the day, but it was very sweet.
Speaker 3: It was a sweet, little, like you know, act of
Speaker 3: like friends solidarity would be like, let's test them. Let's see,
Speaker 3: let me put on these one bear of sweatpants I
Speaker 3: wear for this occasion.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Upon having sex with her,
Speaker 1: I could tell you that she is she is a wanderer.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks you our real friend.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing friend on a few more dates.
Speaker 1: I would keep test in her. Ok we're getting married
Speaker 1: now the morning, I feel like she's not the one
Speaker 1: for you anymore.
Speaker 3: For you, but if you don't mind, yeah, with her, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, friendships first, before we go you know, there's something
Speaker 1: that I got to call you out on. You know,
Speaker 1: we're over here talking about relationships and friendships and you're
Speaker 1: sharing stories from the past, but this is one thing,
Speaker 1: there's one particular thing that I definitely have to call
Speaker 1: you out on, and I'm sorry to put this out
Speaker 1: there publicly. You haven't found the bear.
Speaker 3: Now it's time for Where's the Bear?
Speaker 1: Bears the Bear?
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Speaker 3: it comes to your journey, Hyundai is thinking of every mile. Okay, listen.
Speaker 3: Season two, okay, because I've taken I've pulled back the
Speaker 3: lens and you know, I do all of my I
Speaker 3: don't only just watch looking for the bear. I go online,
Speaker 3: I crowdsource, I do everything I can. Season two is
Speaker 3: a little trickier for my bear hunt, but I still
Speaker 3: have this unshakeable belief that the bears are planted there
Speaker 3: for a reason and intentionally. So the bears on the fridge,
Speaker 3: you see it clearly on the fridge, and I go like,
Speaker 3: is that just now this thing in the bear hunt
Speaker 3: where Liz and everybody were just like, we're just going
Speaker 3: to have like a perma bear, and then we might
Speaker 3: have some additional bears. So I feel like my bear
Speaker 3: hunt is like fully validated with the bear on the fridge,
Speaker 3: and then we're going to find additional bears. And that
Speaker 3: is what I am telling myself. And I'm not looking
Speaker 3: for any response.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, Hannah, I'm right there with you. Hey, whatever
Speaker 1: makes you feel better about not being able to find
Speaker 1: the bear. I mean, bear is a massive creature. You know,
Speaker 1: we all know when a bear is in the room.
Speaker 1: But if you don't want to, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But that's on you, and I think the fans out
Speaker 1: there will be holding you to task. They will call
Speaker 1: you out on it.
Speaker 3: Also, by the way, the fans are the most people
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Speaker 1: Oh, before we go really quick, Yes, my mustache really
Speaker 1: fell off in that argument scene. It fell off, and
Speaker 1: I said, yes, you're making me. You may be so
Speaker 1: mad my mustache fell off. I was going to ask you.
Speaker 3: About that because I remember watching that episode. I think
Speaker 3: it was one of the very few times cause I
Speaker 3: laughed out loud and I watched it when it really
Speaker 3: aired back in whatever twenty twelve, texting you or asking
Speaker 3: you the next day on set, I was like, because
Speaker 3: I wasn't there for that, I was like, did did
Speaker 3: they like, like pull part of your mustache off for
Speaker 3: that joke? And no, you told me it fell off,
Speaker 3: and then you just kept going in character and it
Speaker 3: was so funny that it made the show.
Speaker 1: They kept it in there. I was shocked they kept
Speaker 1: it so good though. Oh yeah, there's a couple moments
Speaker 1: like that throughout this show where stuff happens for real,
Speaker 1: me stubbing my toe. Fans always ask about that these
Speaker 1: things really happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are moments that truly happened and they would
Speaker 3: make this show. But it's it's one of those things
Speaker 3: that you you get to be on the show long
Speaker 3: enough you learn and remember which is it said old
Speaker 3: cliche of like until they yell cut, keep going, just
Speaker 3: keep going, because you could have just been like, oh,
Speaker 3: hold up, the mussage came off and they could have
Speaker 3: fixed it. They would have glued back on and we
Speaker 3: never would have gotten that moment. So kudos to you
Speaker 3: first staying in it because it was so funny.
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Speaker 3: So oh and the other my favorite thing, and I
Speaker 3: know this is not airing around Halloween, but I will
Speaker 3: say one of my favorite things that still goes on
Speaker 3: is one for Halloween. People dress up as the New
Speaker 3: Girl characters and Tag is in it. Yes, awesome.
Speaker 1: Keep doing that, but don't go on black fans, don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: Don't everybody knows where the lines are. These are New
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Speaker 1: I know that's a problem. Don't don't go back.
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