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Speaker 1: morning everybody.
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Speaker 1: Ain't God been good to me? But then again, ain't
Speaker 1: he been good to you?
Speaker 6: Two?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: I mean, really, man, think of all the blessings God
Speaker 5: has given you. You know what, that's a good news today, though, y'all.
Speaker 5: In the face of the world being the way it is,
Speaker 5: the evilness that's out there, it just it just seems
Speaker 5: like that's all that's on the news sometimes, you know,
Speaker 5: we got we got news of parents not really standing
Speaker 5: up being parents. We got news stories of children turning
Speaker 5: on their parents. You got you got everything, the economy,
Speaker 5: you got places you thought usould beautiful places to go.
Speaker 5: Now they got travel alerts it's just it's all over us.
Speaker 5: It's it's all over. But the good news is there's
Speaker 5: something that you can have in this relationship with God
Speaker 5: that gives you a way to deal with it all.
Speaker 5: And I'm not saying that it'll protect you from every
Speaker 5: single thing out there is happening, because some things are
Speaker 5: going to happen to you. You're going to be in
Speaker 5: an accident from time to time. You're going to make
Speaker 5: a mistake and fall down from time to time. But man,
Speaker 5: wouldn't it be incredible to you for you if you
Speaker 5: understood that you had some insurance in all of this
Speaker 5: that no matter what happened to you, you know you
Speaker 5: will covered. You know, look, insurance companies as good as
Speaker 5: they are, you know, like our friends that stay farm
Speaker 5: or any other insurance company you know, they do, they
Speaker 5: do some amazing things. Insurance is a really really good
Speaker 5: thing to happen in the event that something happens to you.
Speaker 5: You know, you may not want to pay the premium,
Speaker 5: but guess what in the event that something happens to you,
Speaker 5: that insurance is absolutely critical. Well, but guess what they
Speaker 5: cover certain things. You could get life insurance, you can
Speaker 5: get all insurance you can get accident insurance, you can
Speaker 5: get health insurance. There is nothing that you can buy
Speaker 5: to safeguard you against life's decisions. You know, if you
Speaker 5: make a mistake, if you cheat, if you lie, if
Speaker 5: you if you fall down and you can't seem to
Speaker 5: get it together, and you make a crazy decision about
Speaker 5: how you're gonna go about securing an income, that there
Speaker 5: are there are no policies you can buy for that.
Speaker 5: You can't buy a policy if you stop being the
Speaker 5: man you're supposed to be, and and and and give
Speaker 5: up on your children. You can't buy a policy if
Speaker 5: something happens as a mother and all of a sudden
Speaker 5: you're not the mother you're supposed to be.
Speaker 1: But there is some insurance coverage out there for you.
Speaker 5: And that relationship that you form with God, that friendship
Speaker 5: that you form with help, that that alliance, that that partnership,
Speaker 5: that that prayer that you put in all the time,
Speaker 5: there is an insurance policy that you have taken out
Speaker 5: when you form a relationship with your heavenly father, when
Speaker 5: you form a friendship, when you form a bond that
Speaker 5: protects you, that protects you when these things happen. In
Speaker 5: the event that they happen. Now here's a great thing
Speaker 5: about prayer. Prayer can head off some stuff from happening.
Speaker 1: It really really can.
Speaker 5: Prayer can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll
Speaker 5: give you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 5: because see, see's the best way for me to do it.
Speaker 5: Because see, what I don't like to do is talk
Speaker 5: to people without letting them know. Hey, look, I'm in
Speaker 5: this hole with you. I feel where you at. Okay,
Speaker 5: here we go. I was making some decisions a few
Speaker 5: years ago because what I thought I was doing was
Speaker 5: counterbalancing something that was happening in my life. You know,
Speaker 5: I thought that since I wasn't happy or well for
Speaker 5: whatever the reason I thought I wasn't happy, if I,
Speaker 5: as wrong as I am, wanted to blame somebody else
Speaker 5: from my unhappiness. That's really if I make a bad
Speaker 5: decision because I'm thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, Holy pardon too.
Speaker 5: Wrongs don't make it right, and I make a decision
Speaker 5: to do something wrong, and now the consequences come when
Speaker 5: I do something wrong. See then that I already know,
Speaker 5: as an intelligent thinking man, as most of you are,
Speaker 5: that when you do something wrong that you know, there
Speaker 5: is a consequence for that. I teach that to my sons.
Speaker 5: When you do something wrong, there is a consequence. So
Speaker 5: as an adult, I fully understood the consequence. And so
Speaker 5: what I was doing was I was making some decisions
Speaker 5: that was causing some consequences in my life, that was
Speaker 5: delaying my happiness, delaying my progress, causing my business not
Speaker 5: to go the way it could go, so forth and
Speaker 5: so on. Well, what I started doing was I took
Speaker 5: out this insurance policy called Prayer, and I started putting
Speaker 5: it in my mix on a daily basis. And then
Speaker 5: I started putting it in my mix, you know, two
Speaker 5: three times a day. And then I found myself using
Speaker 5: it all the time. And then I really started putting
Speaker 5: it in when I didn't need any help, when I
Speaker 5: wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance in. I started
Speaker 5: making deposits into the bank. I started paying my premiums down.
Speaker 5: And Prayer is like a premium, you just pay into it.
Speaker 5: Then when situations started coming up, now that Prayer that
Speaker 5: I had put in, that in those premiums I had
Speaker 5: paid it started preventing me from making the decisions I
Speaker 5: was making in the past. Thus I didn't have to
Speaker 5: suffer the consequences. Thus my businesses didn't have to be
Speaker 5: delayed in this progress because I had put some payments
Speaker 5: on some premiums taking out an insurance policy.
Speaker 1: With my life my real life.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about your life where you make your day
Speaker 5: to day decisions in I'm not talking about see life.
Speaker 1: Insurance is only good if you die.
Speaker 5: God has a policy that's available that's available for you.
Speaker 1: Why are you living? See? In order for an insurance
Speaker 1: policy to pay, something bad got to happen.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: There may be some others out there I don't know
Speaker 1: nothing about.
Speaker 5: But all the ones I got my car insurance, they
Speaker 5: only come into play if I have an accident. I
Speaker 5: have an accident insurance policy where if something happens to me,
Speaker 5: I got accident, I got My voice is covered in
Speaker 5: case something happened to that. I got that, but I
Speaker 5: got to not be able to talk to cash that one.
Speaker 5: You understand everything I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show
Speaker 5: up on my homeowner's insurance unless it's a flood of fire,
Speaker 5: of felt. Something bad got to happen for my insurance
Speaker 5: to even make sense. When you take out the policy
Speaker 5: with your heavenly Father. When you pay the premiums of prayer,
Speaker 5: and that's all it costs. Man, It ain't you. Ain't
Speaker 5: got to have no money for this policy. I put
Speaker 5: into the policy. It pays me dividends and benefits for living.
Speaker 5: Ain't nothing got to go wrong for me to cash
Speaker 5: in on this policy. I use this policy for good things.
Speaker 5: I give you example. I use this policy to ask
Speaker 5: God to watch over my family when I travel. Make
Speaker 5: the decisions to pay your premiums in prayer. Talk to
Speaker 5: your heavenly Father, get you some insurance in your life.
Speaker 5: And when you have little things like that, keep on stepping.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: God loves you.
Speaker 5: Man, Man, I show hope you talk to God today
Speaker 5: because guess what He shure would like to hear from you.
Speaker 8: That's for Shepstening.
Speaker 4: Show.
Speaker 7: Wake up, Wake up, wake up, rising shine y'all, give
Speaker 7: yourself that stretch that morning your own and sit on
Speaker 7: the edge of the bed. Thank the man, and then
Speaker 7: you got to get up, get out and get something.
Speaker 7: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's the nephew
Speaker 7: holding it down. Uncle Steve's out on vacation and the
Speaker 7: beautiful ladies are here. Shirley Strawberry, cal of Farrell, Mississippi, Monica.
Speaker 7: And then it's the belated birthday Kim Junior, boy at spades,
Speaker 7: what's up day at the top of the morning, more
Speaker 7: than everybody's calling off.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get to it.
Speaker 2: How was the birthday?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, yeah, birthday was birthday was nice? It
Speaker 1: was really nice. You see how heart? Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you's a restaurant with did you wear your birthday suit?
Speaker 7: Like I told you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, time want birthday?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was right if you he's right, I will on
Speaker 1: your friends. How long your praying? It's around with it?
Speaker 7: How long you do that?
Speaker 1: Oh we had a good eye with it. Yeah we're
Speaker 1: talking about boy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, super our.
Speaker 1: Let me take you out.
Speaker 7: That's major.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what thing she did really nice
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 9: Ran me a bubble bad I said, all right now okay, right,
Speaker 9: yeah yeah, let me put.
Speaker 1: The nfe Jan's on.
Speaker 9: Let me spend some time in there. Okay, But then
Speaker 9: what when she walked in? Lord, have verse pray God?
Speaker 9: Oh they like having a wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah what.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man, so thank you so much. Man, it really feels good.
Speaker 1: Be forty five. We did forty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made it.
Speaker 1: You made forty five. They told me I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: make it to eleven, but look at me forty five.
Speaker 8: Yeah, blessing.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is because of sickle say they because of
Speaker 1: the sickles, said, yees, don't even playing a life on him.
Speaker 1: He ain't gonna be around. But I'm here now forty five.
Speaker 2: Look at God.
Speaker 1: I know that's why it's so special for me. I'm
Speaker 1: still here. We got we got another one coming up
Speaker 1: this this month, I'm sure.
Speaker 8: Bear Yes, birthdays next Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now he turned forty five, Shirley, I knew you were
Speaker 1: going to go there.
Speaker 6: What I.
Speaker 7: Mean, j you know, proudly told us he turned forty
Speaker 7: five and just said, what are we looking forward to?
Speaker 6: Sharon?
Speaker 8: Well, wait till my birthday?
Speaker 7: How about that?
Speaker 8: It's all about junior todaydayday?
Speaker 1: Okay, yesterday, you're looking forward.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: We want to know what number we look at and.
Speaker 8: That's gonna make a difference in your life.
Speaker 7: How it's not, it's not, but you know, inquiring minds
Speaker 7: want to know that's.
Speaker 1: That's a woman hurt?
Speaker 7: Why is that?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 8: Because that's the rule and it's standards you know it's
Speaker 8: double standard. You know it's double standard. There's certain things
Speaker 8: women don't do to men, as certain things women don't
Speaker 8: do to do to me.
Speaker 1: Because I ain't seen y'all hold nothing back?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 8: We don't do whatever we want exactly pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 1: So we're not supposed to ask a lady how old
Speaker 1: she is?
Speaker 2: We didn't ask.
Speaker 1: He told us, Yeah, yeah, I know, I know what
Speaker 1: you would have. But anyway, how say that again?
Speaker 8: Look at the time coming up in thirty two minutes
Speaker 8: after the hour, we'll hear once again from the nephew.
Speaker 8: Is he runs that prank back right after this?
Speaker 7: What year was you born?
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show? It is time now for
Speaker 8: the nephew to run that prank back?
Speaker 1: What you got for us?
Speaker 7: Neph This right here is how much in the account?
Speaker 7: Past as bitch of jakes. When y'all get to the
Speaker 7: products out how much we got in the account? Passed?
Speaker 7: Ask Jamal Brian how much? How much we got Let's
Speaker 7: go get doctor. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes.
Speaker 7: Pastor Hayes, how you doing this is? This is brother
Speaker 7: line Line Thompson.
Speaker 4: How you doing I'm good brother, and how can I
Speaker 4: help you today?
Speaker 1: Past?
Speaker 7: I'm actually one of your members at the church, and
Speaker 7: I want to just command you that you're doing a
Speaker 7: good job the way you are displaying safety. Let me
Speaker 7: say that first and foremost.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we just want everybody
Speaker 4: to be safe and healthy.
Speaker 1: And your name again the brother line of Thompson.
Speaker 4: Okay, and and and other times I'm tying about to
Speaker 4: be in the middle of dinner. How can they help you?
Speaker 7: Brother? Well, here here's what I wanted to ask you, man,
Speaker 7: uh pass, I want to ask you this. I know,
Speaker 7: you know a lot of people are going through different
Speaker 7: things and and and uh people are you know, trying
Speaker 7: to make sure they keep food and stuff in the
Speaker 7: house because it's you know, time like this. You know
Speaker 7: you kind of want to they put in and but
Speaker 7: you want to make sure you got enough food and
Speaker 7: water and things like that. So but but but what
Speaker 7: I wanted my reason for calling you is I wanted
Speaker 7: to ask you how how much money do we have
Speaker 7: in the account?
Speaker 3: Come again, the church account?
Speaker 7: How much money do we have in there?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 3: What what do you say? Your name was?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 6: Brother?
Speaker 7: My name is a brother Lianel Thompson.
Speaker 4: Okay, brother Thompson, how did you get my personal cell
Speaker 4: phone number to be calling me at home the time
Speaker 4: of day?
Speaker 7: Well, I got this number from one of the brothers
Speaker 7: at the church.
Speaker 3: What what brother? The church?
Speaker 4: But they know not to give my personal number off
Speaker 4: to to people I don't know, are you?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm
Speaker 7: a member though I'm a member.
Speaker 4: Well, how long you been a member? Because I've been
Speaker 4: pasting this church for ten years and your name ain't
Speaker 4: familiar to me.
Speaker 6: How long?
Speaker 4: How long you been a member.
Speaker 3: Of my church?
Speaker 7: I've been a member of probably going on going on
Speaker 7: three years now, but I ain't I ain't been in since,
Speaker 7: you know, since that day I joined.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 6: How it go.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, wait wait wait wait wait wait, So
Speaker 4: you you've been a member of my church two or
Speaker 4: three years? You ain't been to the church in two
Speaker 4: to three years? Are you calling me to ask me
Speaker 4: about finances of my church?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna say what you're looking for.
Speaker 7: Well, I am a member, so I mean I do
Speaker 7: have to don't I have the right to know what
Speaker 7: we got in there, what we got in the account.
Speaker 6: Actually you don't.
Speaker 4: You don't have to write to that question. If you
Speaker 4: don't actively come to the church, you can't come to
Speaker 4: the church, sign up the church, and then call me
Speaker 4: three years later asking me what we got going on
Speaker 4: at church. So I need to understand what is your purpose?
Speaker 3: What do you well?
Speaker 7: Like I say everybody going through hard times, I'm trying
Speaker 7: to see what we got in there, because you know,
Speaker 7: I need to pick up a few things from the stove.
Speaker 7: I don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I
Speaker 7: be able to lean on my church?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 4: You can lean on that. We've done a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff in the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We
Speaker 4: got a full bank. We've been cash acting people some
Speaker 4: money that when we can. But you ain't been at
Speaker 4: this church in three years. You can't call me after
Speaker 4: three years and think I'm about to give you some
Speaker 4: money for someone I don't even know if you're a
Speaker 4: real member.
Speaker 7: I am a real man. I'm a real member.
Speaker 1: So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pastor.
Speaker 4: Hold on, no, no, hold on, no, no, no, you
Speaker 4: hold on what boy? Look here, I'm trying to sit
Speaker 4: down have dinner with my family. You sitting here on
Speaker 4: my last n Look here, brother Thompson, I don't know you.
Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of you. You am not about
Speaker 4: to call here and try to get some money out
Speaker 4: of me. You ain't even a member of the church.
Speaker 7: I am a member of the church.
Speaker 4: Because you come to the church one time, you ain't
Speaker 4: been back in three years and you come to me
Speaker 4: for some money.
Speaker 7: I am a member.
Speaker 6: Gave your mama. You are not a member of this church, sir,
Speaker 6: I am a member.
Speaker 4: Of the church.
Speaker 1: Look, look, look, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: I know this.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you where you can't call my church
Speaker 4: two or three years ago and called me three years later,
Speaker 4: get my number from somebody and ask me for money
Speaker 4: because you're going through hard time.
Speaker 6: Now, if you was a.
Speaker 4: True member of the church, you'll understand how we work
Speaker 4: and how we give money to people that's struggling. I
Speaker 4: just delivered forty meals today to our elderly.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 4: Last week we cash out people money to go pick
Speaker 4: up grocy Paris.
Speaker 7: Well, do you need my cash out?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 7: Do you need my cash?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 6: Boy?
Speaker 4: Are you gonna make because you ain't even tithing.
Speaker 6: So how you not tithing?
Speaker 7: And then you I told you out here fell on
Speaker 7: bad times, didn't I say I fell on bad times?
Speaker 4: You fell on bad times for three years?
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, fact,
Speaker 7: why are you? Why are you judging me in opposed
Speaker 7: to trying to figure out how to cash at.
Speaker 6: Me so I can get on a member of my church.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you some scam artist trying to
Speaker 4: get money from the church. Sir, I have never met you.
Speaker 3: I don't know you.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I'm about to call up the deacons
Speaker 4: to see who you are and why they would give
Speaker 4: my number to some point to call me and ask
Speaker 4: me for some money.
Speaker 7: Hey, let me say this to you. If you don't
Speaker 7: cash at me, then I'm finna let all the members
Speaker 7: that I know you. I know our church ain't no megachurch.
Speaker 7: You know we got three four hundred members already know so,
Speaker 7: but I would let every member know.
Speaker 1: That you not cash up in me to help me
Speaker 1: in a time of knee.
Speaker 7: I will do that.
Speaker 4: Hey, Rob Thompson, you you can let him know. You
Speaker 4: can Facebook at Instagram and you can put it on
Speaker 4: that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
Speaker 4: you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't never
Speaker 4: heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
Speaker 4: off my phone. I got dinner with my wife. Boy
Speaker 4: to go on, man, and I ain't got time to
Speaker 4: be going.
Speaker 3: Back and forth with you.
Speaker 4: I need to know who gave you my number to.
Speaker 4: I can call them up and tell them. Don't be
Speaker 4: giving my number out to some stranger who ain't been
Speaker 4: our church in two to three years and gonna ask
Speaker 4: me for some money, some cash out, or if you
Speaker 4: don't get off this phone, who gets you?
Speaker 7: Okay, so let me ask you something. So So, you
Speaker 7: know Deacon Marvin.
Speaker 4: Dillar, I know Dickie Marvin.
Speaker 6: Yet what about him?
Speaker 7: Do you know he listened to the radio every morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7: Pastor Hayes, you just got pranked by your boy, Deacon
Speaker 7: Molly boy.
Speaker 4: See, and that's why about to get kicked off the board.
Speaker 6: Boy, you got me out here in my yard.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They know
Speaker 4: I'm on the block. You almost made me cush. You
Speaker 4: can't be doing that during this time. Man. All right, man, Man,
Speaker 4: I'm good, man, I'm good. Maybe everything good. My wife
Speaker 4: came out here, boy, and you ain't don't want her
Speaker 4: to set it off.
Speaker 1: You don't want the first lady to go out?
Speaker 2: Okay, man, but nah, we.
Speaker 4: Take care of our church man. We feed them, sending
Speaker 4: the money, man, delivering mills. Man, make sure everybody good
Speaker 4: during this time.
Speaker 7: That's good man. Hey man, Before we get off, you
Speaker 7: gotta let me know what is the baddest and I
Speaker 7: mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4: Man, It's a Steve Harby morning show with that, isn't it, nephew, Timmy, all.
Speaker 8: Right, nephew. Coming up next is ask the Rid of Love?
Speaker 8: Ready to Love? Officer and Junior, you're listening hard morning
Speaker 8: show coming up at the top of the hour. In
Speaker 8: the Entertainment News, the Sean Carter Foundation's gala brings in
Speaker 8: a whopping twenty million dollars in donations. Yeah, yeah, impressive, right.
Speaker 8: Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods might be patching up their friendship,
Speaker 8: and the Aka's made history with their own credit union. Wow,
Speaker 8: I'll say yeah, yeah, told me nothing.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 8: Also, Black China celebrates ten months of sobriety. That's all
Speaker 8: coming up at the top of the hour. But right
Speaker 8: now it is time to ask the riddlo the ready
Speaker 8: to love Officer and Junior.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 8: This one's from Ronda and Elizabeth. Ronda writes, I divorced
Speaker 8: because my husband and my sister had an affair. My
Speaker 8: parents are getting older, and they want to know that
Speaker 8: my sister and I are over the drama and we'll
Speaker 8: be there for each other forever. How do I let
Speaker 8: go of this grudge and move on?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a big one. Oh, this is himfolk, God.
Speaker 7: We get Ooh, y'all know I'm you know I you
Speaker 7: know I would give very y'all know I forgive very easily.
Speaker 7: You know, y'all know who are you?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: The biggest grudge hold?
Speaker 8: I mean, you're still holding grudges years decade.
Speaker 7: I'm holding a grudge against her sister for I am.
Speaker 7: I don't know how you get past this one.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 7: Your sister slept with your husband. Your parents are getting older.
Speaker 7: They want to know that y'all cool before they go
Speaker 7: on to the other side. I just you know what,
Speaker 7: right now, you got to lie to your mama. Andem
Speaker 7: that's all I can do. I got the lie to
Speaker 7: maminem and tell Mama and them that everything is fine.
Speaker 1: I love her to death.
Speaker 7: We are peachy and cream were good and uh when
Speaker 7: my we're gonna get on right on back over.
Speaker 8: Hello, yeahross the line.
Speaker 1: This is here, this, this is this is horrible. Don't
Speaker 1: I don't see how you let this go. You don't
Speaker 1: let it go.
Speaker 9: No, you, like Tommy said a lot of your mom
Speaker 9: and daddy. As soon as they get over there, you
Speaker 9: just don't let them know. Y'all watching Brenda here, Watch
Speaker 9: your man. Brenda's in the building. Hello, Hello, me see
Speaker 9: how over there. Brenda's in the building. She'll take your man,
Speaker 9: I'm telling you. Okay, Now she did it to me.
Speaker 9: I'm a sister. You ain't gonna be hard to get
Speaker 9: to you. Yeah, let them know that's what she do,
Speaker 9: Mom and daddy.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Jenna and Pittsburgh, China says, I'm fifty
Speaker 8: seven years old, and there's a younger lady in my
Speaker 8: office that I mentor. She recently got a promotion, and
Speaker 8: when her office moved to my floor, she started dressing
Speaker 8: like me, and she ordered three pairs of shoes like mine.
Speaker 8: Is this admiration or is this stalking?
Speaker 7: Hmmm, Oh no, I don't think it's stalking. I think
Speaker 7: she just liked to weave. You know, she likes your swag.
Speaker 7: She likes she picking up on your swag. I think
Speaker 7: you know you should be honest. But at the same time,
Speaker 7: you should tell her quit wearing what I wear. You
Speaker 7: you you you might want to have a conversation with her.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it sounds like you don't watch Lifetime movies a lot.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, because this is exactly stocking in a Lifetime movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know to to I mean, I guess so,
Speaker 1: But what do you think you should pull it.
Speaker 8: To the side, have a right, Yeah, because she is
Speaker 8: mentoring her. What you think, Junior?
Speaker 9: I think I think saying they have a conversation with her,
Speaker 9: but let her know this is what I'm wearing on
Speaker 9: Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 4: You need to know this.
Speaker 9: Don't put this on Tuesday and three when I come
Speaker 9: in here. This is what I'm winning on Thursdays. Now,
Speaker 9: you need to figure out something else on these days. Oh,
Speaker 9: I don't really care about this firstday of the week,
Speaker 9: but Fridays you bet not.
Speaker 1: Have on this sundress.
Speaker 7: I'm wanting to here we go.
Speaker 1: I had it on.
Speaker 9: You got to tell her yo outfits. That's all you
Speaker 9: got to do. Let her know what you're wearing and
Speaker 9: let her no, don't do it enough. I see them
Speaker 9: shoes and I got on. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 9: I'm taking your shoes off your feet from everybody. You're
Speaker 9: not wearing the same shoes on wearing.
Speaker 1: You're not doing it.
Speaker 10: Now, be prepared to You might lose your little minte
Speaker 10: that she might be a yeah, they just make these
Speaker 10: shoes for you.
Speaker 8: You might get that's back to the Lifetime movie. Back
Speaker 8: to the Lifetime.
Speaker 1: All right either way, yeah, all right.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Lakeisha and Irvine Lukeisha writes up, my
Speaker 8: roommate and I are both twenty seven years old, and
Speaker 8: we've had a few wild sex parties at our place.
Speaker 8: When I met my new boyfriend, she assumed he was
Speaker 8: community property. I told her he was off limits, and
Speaker 8: she said I should let him decide that should I
Speaker 8: ask him to see where his head is or keep
Speaker 8: him away away from her all together?
Speaker 7: And you didn't told her what the rules are.
Speaker 1: And that's it.
Speaker 7: Now you come over here half naked if you want
Speaker 7: to you're gonna get your butt book what.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: All right, we're trying to be roommates to the end
Speaker 7: of the year. Look like we might not make it.
Speaker 7: Keep on over here, keep on, we couple. My boyfriend
Speaker 7: come over here, walk through here like like you would
Speaker 7: have for nothing on and watch me whoop your behind
Speaker 7: right in front of swear god, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Beat your ass.
Speaker 8: Let him decide that.
Speaker 7: Shot up in here.
Speaker 1: He don't decide nothing in here. He don't pay no
Speaker 1: bills and here let him decide.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 9: No, I just told you, and that's what it should be,
Speaker 9: the end of it. I tell you you can't tell
Speaker 9: that part. He's off living.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's all. We sha Roman noodles up
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 7: We're shamed.
Speaker 1: Roman paper towels. That's a boy those things we're sharing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but but I mean, what about the wild sex
Speaker 8: parties they used to have?
Speaker 1: Is always got my boyfriend now, uh huh, okay, don't
Speaker 1: touch him. We can still have him party. We just
Speaker 1: have some of my boyfriend here.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 7: We're not gonna stop the fund. We just he just
Speaker 7: ain't gonna be here when we're doing that. You just
Speaker 7: need to know the rule. There's some weird rules, but
Speaker 7: I'm justo many rules. Yeah, all right, we're gonna still
Speaker 7: have the party.
Speaker 8: Wilding and what are we doing?
Speaker 7: We wild?
Speaker 1: Were he not here?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, those are the rules.
Speaker 10: But when he finds out about the sex parties, he's
Speaker 10: going anywhere anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 8: Last one. This one's from Shawnee in Toronto. Johnny says,
Speaker 8: I can't stand my husband's friends because they are a
Speaker 8: bad influence. They keep my husband out all night and
Speaker 8: encourage him to drink and shoot dice. He promised to
Speaker 8: put his old life behind him when he met me,
Speaker 8: So why can't he get new friends?
Speaker 6: Why this?
Speaker 7: Ain't this? This ain't the friends, this something of your
Speaker 7: husband want to do. This, ain't nobody persuading him just
Speaker 7: what he want to do. I don't what he done?
Speaker 7: Told you that they keep making me go out here
Speaker 7: and shoot. He's dying, O.
Speaker 2: Lord.
Speaker 7: I tried to stay home when they came and picked
Speaker 7: me up, and we out here drinking again. Lord, maybe
Speaker 7: I keep talking. I don't know why they keep pulling
Speaker 7: me out here. Ain't nobody pulling your husband out that house?
Speaker 7: He's doing that on his own. Okay, then you're putting
Speaker 7: this on his friends. I don't like his friends. They
Speaker 7: just they just appe the grown ass man talking about
Speaker 7: I'll be trying to I be trying not to pick
Speaker 7: them dice up.
Speaker 1: Then they keep coming back, Tom.
Speaker 9: It can't believe it, but they got me going to
Speaker 9: Max Wheels again and we got a dice game right
Speaker 9: after that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's here.
Speaker 7: Babe making me do this. I don't nobody keep doing that.
Speaker 7: And they keep bringing these old fashioned drinks and putting
Speaker 7: them in front of I keep telling you about wants
Speaker 7: some tea, and I don't know what you telling about,
Speaker 7: want some tea?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he wants him to get some new friends. All right, guys,
Speaker 8: thank you. Riddelow and Junior coming up next. It is
Speaker 8: entertainment News. Right after this, you're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 8: On Friday night, Jay Z and his mother, doctor Gloria Carter,
Speaker 8: commemorated the twentieth anniversary of the Shawn Catter Foundation with
Speaker 8: a fundraising gala in New York Now. The star studied
Speaker 8: event was hosted by Regina Hall. That is our girl.
Speaker 8: We love her. She's so funny. We love Regina Hall
Speaker 8: and Babyface was a special guest performer. The gala raise
Speaker 8: twenty million dollars and that will be used to further
Speaker 8: the Shawn Carter Foundation's ability to provide college scholarships and
Speaker 8: other opportunities for students. So that's great news.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, Junior was Anita Baker there because you know
Speaker 1: he can't perform. If Anita found out baby faer for form,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you gonna be yeah, beefing at the R
Speaker 1: and B beat at the gala.
Speaker 8: We didn't think they were gonna beef on tour.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but if Anita found out he was down at
Speaker 9: jay Z's gala, I'm telling you she coming down now.
Speaker 8: I know he hate singing?
Speaker 7: Is he saying with me? R?
Speaker 1: And by?
Speaker 2: What is the world?
Speaker 1: Is this for the cooling?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: I told him of sang two songs and that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 7: Great job, all right.
Speaker 8: So guys, you might not care about this story, but
Speaker 8: it looks like Highie Jenner and Jordan Woods are speaking again.
Speaker 8: They were best friends, remember back in two thousands, Back
Speaker 8: in the two thousands and since they were kids, really
Speaker 8: up until twenty nineteen when Jordan allegedly kissed Tristan Thompson.
Speaker 8: Remember when he was the NBA player. He was still
Speaker 8: dating Chloe Kardashian. Kardashian, who is Carly's sister. Kylie and
Speaker 8: Jordan had a big fallout after that and they stopped
Speaker 8: speaking for about four years. Well Over the weekend, they
Speaker 8: were spotted leaving a restaurant together in la and a
Speaker 8: source close to both ladies revealed that they're privately that
Speaker 8: they privately hung out before and avoided the paparazzi. So
Speaker 8: they're friends again. That's good news. All is forgiven. All
Speaker 8: is forgiven.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, stay at that house.
Speaker 1: I've been stay at that house.
Speaker 7: What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I don't know. I'm not gonna know. Man
Speaker 1: inside inside, boys my voice. What you're trying to say
Speaker 1: to Kardashian curse is that what.
Speaker 7: You Stay out that house? Stay out that house. To
Speaker 7: man by going to house, come I crazy, Stay out
Speaker 7: that house.
Speaker 1: That's what you say.
Speaker 7: You ain't nobody come out and be decent. Everybody go
Speaker 7: in the house, come out crazy all up. Look, he
Speaker 7: didn't move across the street. It's something about that house.
Speaker 1: He wasn't crazy before.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, we love the Kardashians.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Well, Chloe, though I.
Speaker 10: Don't know, thought their house maybe apologized to Jordan because
Speaker 10: of Tristan's behaving.
Speaker 7: Just me, It just kids that what's that boy on
Speaker 7: Saturday Live? What's his name? He didn't he didn't checked
Speaker 7: himself into something name. I'm trying to tell y'all, y'all
Speaker 7: got to stay at the house.
Speaker 8: This is that we're moving on. You're crazy.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: This is great news for Alpha Kafa Alpha Sorority Incorporated.
Speaker 8: The Akas have established their own credit union, making them
Speaker 8: the first Greek he organization to ever do this. The
Speaker 8: credit union's unique name for members Only or f m
Speaker 8: oh gives you an idea of who can join this
Speaker 8: credit union. Okay, it's only for members of Alpha Calfa
Speaker 8: Alpha Sorority and their families. AKA holds the distinction of
Speaker 8: being the first ever black owned, women led sorority based
Speaker 8: digital financial institution in the country. That is excellent news.
Speaker 8: Congratulations to the AKA. Yes, yeah, that's really great. Really
Speaker 8: all right.
Speaker 7: Capitals were meeting this weekend.
Speaker 8: We come on, now, let's talk.
Speaker 7: You need a bank or something. We need a bank
Speaker 7: or something. We got hey, Okay, we can't let them
Speaker 7: out do us. Now, let's step up.
Speaker 1: We got credit union check cashing at minimum.
Speaker 4: We need.
Speaker 7: Something at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 8: Finally, Angela White, we formally knew her as Black China,
Speaker 8: well Black China. Angela White as she as she goes
Speaker 8: by now is celebrating another major milestone. Friday. She announced
Speaker 8: on Instagram that she's been sober for ten months. Congratulations
Speaker 8: for her congratulations one day at a time. She posted
Speaker 8: a few pictures of herself glowing and just looking real
Speaker 8: cute as she always is, with the caption happy ten
Speaker 8: months sober, clean, eating, working out, saying in the word
Speaker 8: healing my mind, body and soul. TMZ caught up with
Speaker 8: Angela in La and she stated she's co parenting with
Speaker 8: their children the best she can and it's all love
Speaker 8: and positivity right now. Congrats to Angela White aka Black
Speaker 8: China on being ten months sober. That's really good.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 9: No, girl, I didn't know that was That was my
Speaker 9: first time hearing her real name, her real name. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you talk about different people, Oh you did? And yeah,
Speaker 9: say Black China and Angela White. I said, what they
Speaker 9: both ten months?
Speaker 1: They're one of the same. But you know white, that's
Speaker 1: what she did. Yeah, she was back.
Speaker 8: She's Angela White. Now it was black China. But now
Speaker 8: she's Angela White.
Speaker 1: She's two different people.
Speaker 9: Well, good, that's a good black child's being held.
Speaker 1: But that black China. What are heating black up from
Speaker 1: the floor of her.
Speaker 8: She's always been a beautiful, beautiful woman. And yeah, she's
Speaker 8: looking good. Skin looks good, she looks great. I'm happy
Speaker 8: for her ten months. Sober up the good work. Yeah,
Speaker 8: keep up with the work. For sure.
Speaker 1: You had to go to angel white to the black
Speaker 1: China was giving to him black chin.
Speaker 7: Black China was fine, man, beautiful girl, she is all right.
Speaker 8: Thank you guys. Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 8: It is Wellness Wednesday, and we'll tell you why. Rapper
Speaker 8: Fat Joe lost two hundred pounds to reclaim his health
Speaker 8: right after this. You're listening, Hardy Morning Show. Rapper Fat
Speaker 8: Joe detailed his impressive two hundred pounds weight loss in
Speaker 8: an interview with Men's Health magazine that Joe said he
Speaker 8: decided to overhaul his lifestyle when he weighed his heaviest
Speaker 8: at four hundred and seventy pounds and was battling depression.
Speaker 8: He said in the article that he went to a
Speaker 8: funeral of one of his friends and he saw his
Speaker 8: deceased friend's daughter and she was the same age as
Speaker 8: his daughter, and he said to himself, you gotta lose
Speaker 8: weight or you will be out of here. Fat Joe
Speaker 8: said he now regularly checks its blood pressure, cholesterol, and
Speaker 8: blood sugar levels to make sure he's at his healthiest.
Speaker 8: Although Fat Joe might not fit with his new leaner
Speaker 8: appearance the name Fat Joe, he said he has no
Speaker 8: plans to change that. He's going to be fat Joe,
Speaker 8: whether he's two hundred pounds lighter or whatever. Yeah, here's
Speaker 8: a question. What's been your aha moment to spark a
Speaker 8: change in how you eat and care for yourself.
Speaker 3: The mirror.
Speaker 7: To put the scale, the mirror.
Speaker 1: That mirror is the bees boy. That mirror don't lie.
Speaker 8: Mirror, It does not It tells the truth. When you
Speaker 8: see it's just yes, you'll be like wait yeah.
Speaker 7: When you yeah, because you lean a certain ways. Oh
Speaker 7: when I lean that way, my whole half of stomach
Speaker 7: is over there.
Speaker 6: That sign.
Speaker 8: Turned to the side.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, going to the doctor getting the psical.
Speaker 10: Yeah, these are moments where you know your doctor tell you,
Speaker 10: as you age, come on now, chronic disease. It's not
Speaker 10: just about your weight size, how much you weigh, health
Speaker 10: and wellness Wednesday is both.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I think that's what it's right, That's what
Speaker 8: it was for Fact Joe when he when he talked
Speaker 8: to the to the young when he saw the young girl,
Speaker 8: he said, you know, he wants to be there for
Speaker 8: his daughter. If he doesn't get healthy, he'll be out
Speaker 8: of here, you know. Quite impressive. That's a whole, very impressive.
Speaker 1: Body.
Speaker 8: Yeah, lot, Yeah, and he said he was depressed too.
Speaker 10: I guess when you watch TV commercials and we see medication,
Speaker 10: it seems like they list the side effects of why
Speaker 10: are you taking this medication because this? Yeah, but before
Speaker 10: they say that, it seems like they will say when
Speaker 10: diet and exercise won't do so it's like you still
Speaker 10: have to do these things to prevent yourself, you know,
Speaker 10: from getting sick, so you might as.
Speaker 1: Well do it do it either way, right, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, Carl, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 9: I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna have
Speaker 9: to get some ozimpic because it's only every thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: No Zimpic is on TV every thirty seconds.
Speaker 9: You have to get I know what it's full to Getlets.
Speaker 8: Take it people. It helps people with weight loss too,
Speaker 8: it does, all right? Yeah, coming up next, have you
Speaker 8: ever mistakenly said something you weren't supposed to say and
Speaker 8: still regret it? Who hasn't? Is the question. We'll talk
Speaker 8: about it right after this. You're listening Morning show, all right?
Speaker 8: The question is, guys, have you ever regretted saying something
Speaker 8: or you revealed a secret and you still regret it? Well,
Speaker 8: our girl, Kelly Rowland is still reeling from a decade's
Speaker 8: old mishap that happened back with Beyonce when Beyonce was
Speaker 8: pregnant with Blue Ivy Remember. On the Yeah I Fed
Speaker 8: Up Podcast, Kelly shared the biggest mistake she ever made
Speaker 8: when she revealed the gender of Beyonce's baby at the time.
Speaker 8: She recalled how it happened in an interview, and she
Speaker 8: said she was so excited for the Carters that she
Speaker 8: blurted out, quote, I'm so happy for my sister and
Speaker 8: her husband, Jay is going to buy that little girl
Speaker 8: every single thing possible. She won't be spoiled, but she
Speaker 8: will be very well looked after. That sent the Beehive
Speaker 8: into a frenzy, and Kelly still feels terrible for revealing
Speaker 8: the gender. Kelly and the Beehive is unforgiving saved enough
Speaker 8: lay about there.
Speaker 10: Said that because she said that wasn't her secret to tell.
Speaker 10: She really felt mad. She felt horrible.
Speaker 8: So Tommy, I know you've done this. I know you've
Speaker 8: said something and you immediately regretted saying it.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 7: I did.
Speaker 1: There's a okay, a member in our in our family,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 7: I knew who his father really was, and I knew
Speaker 7: who he thought who his father was, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean? But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, like you know, I met
Speaker 1: my mom's house.
Speaker 7: You say, she say, you know, uh, such and such
Speaker 7: as in that he in the back room. I said
Speaker 7: that boy, I'll find out that's his daddy. And I
Speaker 7: didn't know the boy heard me and just yeah, it
Speaker 7: wasn't deliberate, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But I felt so.
Speaker 7: Bad that I'm the one that that that how he
Speaker 7: found out who is real daddy was. I felt so bad,
Speaker 7: and my mama just looking at me. Will I be damn,
Speaker 7: you just gonna sit there and say it. And boy,
Speaker 7: I just told you. The boy back in the back room,
Speaker 7: I said, mama, and the boy came out around the
Speaker 7: corner looking.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know, I said, Mama. I told
Speaker 1: my mama, I'm fin to go. I know you have one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I didn't regret saying it, though, but I
Speaker 1: said it.
Speaker 7: And I accidentally thought, you know, just like this is
Speaker 7: just you're supposed to not say nothing. I thought somebody
Speaker 7: was pregnant, and they really worked. Oh yeah, you know
Speaker 7: what I'm saying. And I've asked so so so so
Speaker 7: you know how many months are you? And they looked
Speaker 7: at me.
Speaker 8: I did did I didn't supposed to say that.
Speaker 1: I just I have learned to shut up flying off
Speaker 1: thing in Yeah, in Lexingiton, Kentucky.
Speaker 9: At Walmart in Lexington, Kentucky, I was down there doing
Speaker 9: the show and the people were so nice down there,
Speaker 9: speaking to everybody. I go over there to the section
Speaker 9: and I see the lady that I said, well, how
Speaker 9: many months are you? And she said, blankety blank, I
Speaker 9: ain't pregnant. Your mama's pregnant.
Speaker 1: You know That's how I come here.
Speaker 9: Now I'm sitting over. She cussing at me so loud.
Speaker 9: I said, well, she had all the signs. I mean,
Speaker 9: you know what it looks like.
Speaker 1: You know, man, she had all the time right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her ankles was falling out of shoe. You know the stuff.
Speaker 1: It was, dare, I said, looked like you are so wrong.
Speaker 7: Pregnant when you see it, you know, you think you think.
Speaker 8: I don't know if I say this or not.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 8: When I love that's near and dear to.
Speaker 1: My heart, look at my face.
Speaker 8: I love her dearly.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 8: I have not mentioned any names, but one time.
Speaker 3: It was me. It was me.
Speaker 8: We were shopping something, Carla. Were we shopping?
Speaker 10: Let me tell you we learned them all in Birmingham, right,
Speaker 10: We went shopping and so we were trying on dresses
Speaker 10: and I tried this dress on and I said, surely
Speaker 10: what you're saying, how does this look? And she said, oh,
Speaker 10: it looks good on you. We'll get you some spanks
Speaker 10: and stuff and you look good.
Speaker 1: And I had at the time when she said yeah,
Speaker 1: I walked out the store.
Speaker 8: I'm I think she I think she called me on
Speaker 8: my name that day.
Speaker 7: I love you girl.
Speaker 3: You know I do.
Speaker 8: I'm coming up next to a man all over again,
Speaker 8: coming up next to his nephew in today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: I love you, Carla, I love you.
Speaker 10: You need to be on an apology to it with
Speaker 10: me now right now, break it out, streak it out.
Speaker 8: We'll talk about the prank phone call right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up at about four
Speaker 8: minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today
Speaker 8: and the subject is baby, I can't tell my man
Speaker 8: he ain't fine.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that in.
Speaker 8: Just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 8: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got
Speaker 8: for his nep.
Speaker 7: Wedding and a funeral. Wedding and a funeral at the
Speaker 7: same time at the same you know, there's been some
Speaker 7: confusion at the church and we're gonna still have the wedding,
Speaker 7: but we want to let you know that when you're
Speaker 7: having the wedding that the body from the funeral will
Speaker 7: be there in the sanctuary at the same time.
Speaker 1: All right, you can't move nobody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is a wedding and a funeral. Cat dog
Speaker 7: if you would he Lord is.
Speaker 6: Ryan, all right? I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan, how you doing, Hey,
Speaker 6: I'm good. I'm thinking this is Josh Josh over at see.
Speaker 6: I want to be officials at the church where you
Speaker 6: guys are getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: I want to thank y'all for that too, man, We
Speaker 3: will appreciate it sure here.
Speaker 6: Well, we definitely hope to make you remember here sooner
Speaker 6: or later since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 3: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
Speaker 3: soon as I tweak at the mood at around a
Speaker 3: little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 6: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
Speaker 6: come up. We have some problems and uh miscommunication and
Speaker 6: been on the outside. They had your name Ryan down
Speaker 6: here with your phone number as well as you're assume
Speaker 6: to be wife Sonya. They had her name here, but
Speaker 6: we didn't want to call her with this. We wanted
Speaker 6: to just reach out and talk to you and see
Speaker 6: if we just make you aware of what was going on.
Speaker 3: Okay, What's what's going on?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: There's been a mix up on on scheduling. I don't
Speaker 6: know if you know since the older make she passed
Speaker 6: away a week ago, and you're not you're not a
Speaker 6: member of the church, so you wouldn't know it. But
Speaker 6: she's one of the one of the oldest members here
Speaker 6: at the church. Just the older may passed away. And
Speaker 6: what's going on is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
Speaker 6: twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
Speaker 6: o'clock here at the church.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, Josh, Josh, okay, look here, brother Josh, hey man,
Speaker 3: we we we already.
Speaker 6: Got this thing.
Speaker 3: Emotion. Man, we didn't stand out. They have me had
Speaker 3: two hundred invitations. Man, I mean, blessed sister, and and
Speaker 3: and and.
Speaker 6: I understand that, but but but I mean, you know,
Speaker 6: she's there's no way we could have moved it around. Now.
Speaker 6: The biggest problem the funeral home is bringing the casket
Speaker 6: first thing in the morning. So what I want, what
Speaker 6: I wanted to make you aware of, and I didn't
Speaker 6: want you to tell your wife this, but the actual
Speaker 6: casket would be in the sainctuary. But we will have it.
Speaker 3: Hold hold on, man, are you serious? I look at hey,
Speaker 3: y'all need to move this round. I don't know what
Speaker 3: y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellows appall in the
Speaker 3: back or something like that.
Speaker 7: Ryan.
Speaker 6: The only place we can actually put the casket, and
Speaker 6: if we didn't put it there is in the actual
Speaker 6: room that you'll you'll soon to be wife would be
Speaker 6: changing it. That's the only place.
Speaker 3: My wife could have changed. No room with no dead bodies.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
Speaker 6: thing I thought of, And I thought, I said, let's
Speaker 6: just put the casket way it goes for the funeral
Speaker 6: and we're gonna cover it up and see basically you
Speaker 6: actually get in Wow, I can't even believe you call it?
Speaker 6: What did man?
Speaker 3: Look at and excuse my french man? Yeah, I know
Speaker 3: I need to get back into church, I really do,
Speaker 3: But right now that this ain't going down like this. Man, Now,
Speaker 3: we didn't already pay the money. First of all, First
Speaker 3: of all, you know she should have. I don't even
Speaker 3: feel like she may to pay, you know, to hold
Speaker 3: no wedding over a hunt her where she pay tithes at.
Speaker 3: That's that's the first thing, you know. I ain't like that.
Speaker 3: From the jumping but I would ahead, when will it
Speaker 3: because she want her pastor to marry us. And now
Speaker 3: that you got the nerve to tell me that, y'all
Speaker 3: we arrange something that a funeral gonna happen the same
Speaker 3: day as my wedding, and my wife got to get
Speaker 3: dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 6: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like
Speaker 6: I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
Speaker 6: front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
Speaker 6: what you're getting out of is you're getting more flowers
Speaker 6: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
Speaker 6: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a
Speaker 6: perk for I just wanted you to be aware that
Speaker 6: it's probably gonna be more people than you think, because
Speaker 6: some of the people that's gonna be your wedding is
Speaker 6: really for the funeral.
Speaker 3: A hold hold on, man, are you serious?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: I mean, look here, doctor, I then paid for this
Speaker 3: wedding to happen at this church, man, Okay, And no
Speaker 3: disrespect to the lady that has passed, God bless her family.
Speaker 3: I ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having
Speaker 3: no funeral at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. How much
Speaker 3: come down there.
Speaker 6: First too, sir. She's a member of the church too.
Speaker 3: I don't give it by not being no member of
Speaker 3: the church.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I done paid for this wind and it's going to
Speaker 3: happen tomorrow. Man, you my fixing and putting no dead
Speaker 3: body at my wedding?
Speaker 6: What this ryme?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: I mean, no disrespect. But the woman has passed. She
Speaker 6: is not gonna get up.
Speaker 3: I mean, what is the paper? The problem is, yo,
Speaker 3: calls me with this man's day before my wedding. We
Speaker 3: didn't schedule there six months ago. I got to finished
Speaker 3: twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed okay, and
Speaker 3: I just gonna tell me that we got to share
Speaker 3: our wed with a funeral. But the hell is I
Speaker 3: want with you? Man?
Speaker 6: Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 3: I pay for them? What you mean wrong? I'm having
Speaker 3: a wedding, okay, I'll tell you What't lit the body
Speaker 3: be up in the marning. I'm rolling right out of
Speaker 3: the street planning y'all just stay out, saying in the
Speaker 3: front and and and throw flowers like throwing rice. But
Speaker 3: we're gonna have a wedding inside that saint here tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I promise you that I can't.
Speaker 6: I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
Speaker 6: no other place to put the body.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to put it.
Speaker 3: If I get that a mark, it's a body in there.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 3: You got two choices. To move in funeral or to
Speaker 3: remburse me back. This's thirty thousand dollars out of hour
Speaker 3: to spend. Those are the two choices I want to
Speaker 3: hear about. Meet me at the front door to night
Speaker 3: with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check, or we say
Speaker 3: to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You
Speaker 3: heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,
Speaker 3: no joke. It's wrong with child.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: You can do something else, man, I understand that I
Speaker 6: don't want to know more from you. Man.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is it's gonna be a wedding at
Speaker 3: this church tomorrow without saying dead aboudy, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6: To push it to the band man, There's there's one
Speaker 6: more bit of an issue that I need to tell you.
Speaker 3: Also, what can be worse than dead body? What issue
Speaker 3: can be worse than dead body? At my wedding?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: The issue here that is worse than the dead body?
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Speaker 7: We can do both.
Speaker 3: We can.
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Speaker 8: Coming up next Strawberry letters subject baby, I can't tell
Speaker 8: my man he ain't fine. We'll get into that right
Speaker 8: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It's time now
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Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew. Subject Baby, I can't tell my man
Speaker 8: he ain't fine, Okay, Stephen Shirley. I'm married to the
Speaker 8: sexiest man alive, and I can't deal with his shenanigans
Speaker 8: much longer. We got on a miracle weight loss plan
Speaker 8: that's popular right now, and we've been slim We've slimmed
Speaker 8: down a lot, both of us. He lost more than
Speaker 8: I have, and two of his ab muscles have come
Speaker 8: back because he's been lifting weights and exercising with the
Speaker 8: weight loss. Baby, I can't tell this man he ain't
Speaker 8: He's not God's gift to the world.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: I love his confidence boost when he's out in public,
Speaker 8: and I think it's so cute when he jokes about
Speaker 8: all the women that look his way. Now he's really handsome,
Speaker 8: and he hasn't been this size since he was in
Speaker 8: his twenties. I'm happy for him, but I need him
Speaker 8: to wear a robe when he gets out of the
Speaker 8: shower and wear pajama bottoms or pants in the house.
Speaker 8: He gets out of the shower, and now he likes
Speaker 8: to air dry instead of using a towel. For most
Speaker 8: of the day. On weekend, he's air drying. Luckily, he's
Speaker 8: only in the bedroom or in his office naked, because
Speaker 8: I think it's gross to have his naked butt on
Speaker 8: my furniture in the front of the house. When he
Speaker 8: comes home from work, he takes the shower immediately and
Speaker 8: puts on his boxers and that's it, just boxers. He
Speaker 8: showcases his two abs and sits his half naked behind
Speaker 8: on the couch. I've encouraged him to put on a robe,
Speaker 8: and I've bought him a couple of pairs of pajama bottoms,
Speaker 8: but he won't wear them. My mother can't make eye contact.
Speaker 8: When she came over, she couldn't make eye contact when
Speaker 8: she came over for a quick visit. He says, this
Speaker 8: is his house and he's going to be comfortable. I
Speaker 8: get it, he's proud of his weight loss, But what's
Speaker 8: with all the flexing? Will he ever get used to
Speaker 8: being thinner? Okay, I'm sorry, Boru. When I read this letter,
Speaker 8: it just made me laugh so hard because what this
Speaker 8: sounds just.
Speaker 2: Like Tom and Tommy.
Speaker 8: Tom always trying to lose weight. He works out. You know,
Speaker 8: he thinks he's fine. You know, he thinks he's sexy.
Speaker 8: Tommy would be doing the same thing. He's constantly talking
Speaker 8: about being naked, so I can see him doing exactly
Speaker 8: what your husband is doing. Wait you'll see, Wait till
Speaker 8: Tommy gives this answer, you'll see. Anyway, your husband is
Speaker 8: right about one thing. It is his house, and yes
Speaker 8: he should be able to do what he wants to
Speaker 8: do in his own house. But he forgets one thing.
Speaker 8: It's your house too. He can't be naked all the time,
Speaker 8: just walking around his boxers making you uncomfortable, and especially
Speaker 8: when your mother comes over. Tell him to put some
Speaker 8: clothes on when company comes. Have you ever told your
Speaker 8: husband how you feel? I mean, he might think you
Speaker 8: enjoy his nakedness is much as he does his two
Speaker 8: abs poking out. So let him know that he looks good.
Speaker 8: He looks good and everything, but you would appreciate it
Speaker 8: if he would put a top on with his bottoms.
Speaker 7: Tommy, go ahead. I love your husband. I'm not wearing
Speaker 7: a damn thing with him. I understand sanded, baby, what what?
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. When a man finally gets
Speaker 7: two abs back, do you know what that means to
Speaker 7: a man?
Speaker 2: Two alps?
Speaker 7: I got my two albs. I'm naked everywhere I go.
Speaker 7: I don't care nothing but your mama coming up with you.
Speaker 7: Everybody finna get it in the face. Yes, I'm sexy everywhere.
Speaker 7: When they come over here to fix the air conditioner,
Speaker 7: when the man opened the door to acting this man,
Speaker 7: I'm right there, boxers and that's it. Come on in,
Speaker 7: let me show you what a problem is every time
Speaker 7: somebody come to the house all time, and god own
Speaker 7: is them boxes and you better be glad I got that.
Speaker 7: And yes, when the kids ain't here, I'm on that
Speaker 7: couch with just a shirt on. That's it. Yes, just
Speaker 7: just just be naked. And what I am naked and
Speaker 7: free all because of two alps, and I really honestly,
Speaker 7: but the most important thing I really want to know
Speaker 7: is what kind of die are y'all on?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 7: That ain't no slim fast right there? That's something else.
Speaker 7: I don't know what that is. And I'm gonna tell y'all,
Speaker 7: and I mean this from this. I mean this, y'all
Speaker 7: gonna quickly leading people diabetic medicine alone.
Speaker 1: I know what y'all doing. I know that's what it is.
Speaker 7: Y'all hitting a no zipic hard stay off of it,
Speaker 7: all right. These people can't get their medicinecause y'all out there.
Speaker 1: Losing all this weight. And I understand it.
Speaker 7: But when you get them two alms, though, when you
Speaker 7: get that and you see what life used to be like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, you don't want to cover that up.
Speaker 7: You want to show it to the world, you know.
Speaker 7: And I can't wait right here on this radio show
Speaker 7: wait till I get my two albs. I'm gonna be
Speaker 7: right here on this zoom but I'm gonna be on
Speaker 7: this zoom button ask what you're not what Junior? You
Speaker 7: gonna you gonna look me in my eyes every morning
Speaker 7: walk because I'm gonna sit in this chair I'm gonna
Speaker 7: spin around, grab the mic. I'm gonna be cold with it.
Speaker 7: Watch me when I get these two apps. Now, I
Speaker 7: got one ASP trying to show up.
Speaker 1: I got one.
Speaker 7: I got one.
Speaker 1: I've been working on.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 7: You knew, girl, you better ask somebody. Listen, you gotta
Speaker 7: let this man. You gotta let him have his moment. Baby,
Speaker 7: let him.
Speaker 1: You gotta let him have it.
Speaker 7: This man ain't seen these asps since he was twenty
Speaker 7: two years old, y'all, probably by forty something. This man
Speaker 7: you see two asps?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm not wearing no shirt when we go to church,
Speaker 7: a blazer, some shorts, no shirt, just a blaz pa.
Speaker 7: Got to deal with this. Come on here and lay
Speaker 7: hands on need two alf that's what you can do.
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to tike. I'm trying to take.
Speaker 8: All right, Junior, I know you have something because I
Speaker 8: saw you writing Johnny notes Dur's response.
Speaker 7: You better.
Speaker 1: You better be next yours. You better be answering.
Speaker 7: All right. Listen, we'll have.
Speaker 8: Part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty
Speaker 8: three minutes after the our. Today's subject, Baby, I can't
Speaker 8: tell my man he ain't fine. We'll get back into
Speaker 8: it right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. It's
Speaker 8: time now to recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is, baby,
Speaker 8: I can't tell my man he ain't fine, uh, A
Speaker 8: woman wrote in. She says she's married to the sexiest
Speaker 8: man alive, but she can't deal with his shenatigans anymore.
Speaker 8: And basically they've been working out. They lost a lot
Speaker 8: of weight together. He's lost more weight than she has,
Speaker 8: and now he can see two abs coming in, So
Speaker 8: now you can't tell him anything. He's so fine. He
Speaker 8: doesn't even use a towel after he takes a shower
Speaker 8: to dry off. He just air drives. He just air drives,
Speaker 8: walks from the house and air drives. He's naked everywhere.
Speaker 8: The most hillware around the house is some boxers. That's
Speaker 8: the most hillware. She's sick of it. When her mom comes,
Speaker 8: her mom can't make eye contact with the man. She
Speaker 8: just wants him to use a towel every now and then.
Speaker 8: Then just put some bottoms on. That's what she wants.
Speaker 8: Put some pants on. Okay, she does don't want his
Speaker 8: naked butt on her sofa and all of that anyway,
Speaker 8: So she's a little upset about that. That's what she's
Speaker 8: calling her Shenanigan. She wants to know, you know, will
Speaker 8: he ever get used to being thinner? As it's always
Speaker 8: how he's going to be now, all this flexing and stuff.
Speaker 8: That is her concern. Right there, Junior, what you got,
Speaker 8: I'll tell you exactly what I got. You can't tell
Speaker 8: your man he ain't frying. I can't not frying.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you right now. You not God's gift to earth.
Speaker 9: First of all, it's gonna get that straight. And you're
Speaker 9: not the sex his man alive because nobody's even heard
Speaker 9: of you, so you had to write in and.
Speaker 1: Let us know you even existed. And two apps. No
Speaker 1: woman gets excited over two apps? No, no men do women?
Speaker 9: Don't each of all the women looking his way because
Speaker 9: it's still looking disaster. And see we assumed he was fine.
Speaker 9: Hell now because they look at because it's still a
Speaker 9: hot mess. Because you didn't tell us how much weight
Speaker 9: you came down from.
Speaker 2: That's how I know.
Speaker 9: So so like if you was, if you were four
Speaker 9: fifty and you down to three eighty, it's still a
Speaker 9: mess with two asps.
Speaker 1: It's not fine now because you ain't even sit around,
Speaker 1: walking around like you God's gift to earth. You're not
Speaker 1: doing that to his No, no, no, no, Let me
Speaker 1: show you something. This is what you need to do.
Speaker 9: Start reminding him when his ass was fat. Just start
Speaker 9: reminding us. That's what you do, because it ain't this impressive,
Speaker 9: like you know, he had to he just out there
Speaker 9: just air drying.
Speaker 1: Really, this is what you doing with two asps. You
Speaker 1: just stand in the mirror. Just just send the water.
Speaker 8: Just be on the floor.
Speaker 1: You ain't doing nothing else. You still he's the big dude.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Just mind.
Speaker 1: Remember your hands had trouble climbing the stairs. Remember that.
Speaker 1: Remember that?
Speaker 7: Remember that.
Speaker 1: Remember we had trouble getting off the couch.
Speaker 7: Remember all that.
Speaker 1: Rocket. Remember you was doing all that with your fat ass. Said,
Speaker 1: you're still fat, dar You're still fat.
Speaker 8: In your in your response, right, Darren, We can't be
Speaker 8: waiting you.
Speaker 1: Get out the car now. We can't keep waiting on
Speaker 1: your fat ass to get out the car. We can't
Speaker 1: keep waiting there.
Speaker 9: Take it too long, one leg at the time, cross over,
Speaker 9: set on the side the rock again?
Speaker 1: Why see too much?
Speaker 3: He man?
Speaker 8: How many as do you have, Junior? How many?
Speaker 2: I ain't got that.
Speaker 8: That's where the hate is coming from.
Speaker 1: Now what y'all want'll want to He's God's gift earth
Speaker 1: with two he but two ahead of me. I can
Speaker 1: catch him. You don't, But you don't sometime you don't No.
Speaker 8: What air drop was the man got the tie water
Speaker 8: drip on the floor, on the floor.
Speaker 1: My wife would kill me. I sit up here just
Speaker 1: letting water where I go in the house. No, see,
Speaker 1: it's only.
Speaker 9: Impressive to her. It ain't impressive to her because she won't.
Speaker 9: You put the twel on because you tied two ass
Speaker 9: so it's sexy.
Speaker 1: You don't get out of the shower and walk to
Speaker 1: the kitchen. You don't do that. You don't want the
Speaker 1: kitchen in this house?
Speaker 2: How much squad foot it?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, did you know how much water
Speaker 1: will be in this house? You can't do that.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Timing, Well, you got it.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 1: You haven't tried it yet, but you're gonna love the
Speaker 1: air drive drive?
Speaker 8: What is with air drying?
Speaker 2: The time I got it?
Speaker 7: I got it from Cuba gooding on Jared Maguire. He
Speaker 7: the person one I seen do the air dropt And
Speaker 7: that's when I started.
Speaker 1: That's when you start doing.
Speaker 8: I'm told you this letter was about you. That worked
Speaker 8: out for him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: See, so you go ahead with your angry response.
Speaker 1: I just have to sit up here and remind him
Speaker 1: how fatty the ass still is. That's all you have
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, right now, see them tell you right now,
Speaker 9: see right now. If you can't even you drop your keys.
Speaker 9: You can't get down to pick them, but either can't
Speaker 9: you with your fat ass you can't get your keys.
Speaker 9: See that's how he can No, he can't. He can't
Speaker 9: two apps, y'all?
Speaker 1: Oh going crazy over two damn apps? Really? Really, I
Speaker 1: don't have nothing. But he ain't that far ahead of me.
Speaker 2: How I know I can catch him and you.
Speaker 8: In the gym all the time.
Speaker 1: You ain't still ain't got him at forty five?
Speaker 2: The hell you mean?
Speaker 9: He's been decides his twenties. I'll hold up all them
Speaker 9: fat ass baby pictures. I suwan jazz very much farther
Speaker 9: from this, very much further. Okay, we'll tell you sometimes,
Speaker 9: how come you in the gym all the time?
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 7: Times?
Speaker 1: How came we got your two as times?
Speaker 7: Oh? I got two you shore? I got two asps
Speaker 7: two chains. Yeah, I got what about when his.
Speaker 8: Mom comes over Junior, she can't even make eye contact
Speaker 8: with her mama, mom, her mom.
Speaker 1: Mama can't make our conjoint because it's two damn apps.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. He's gonna show this to everybody to
Speaker 1: come over here, poor Carlo So Junior.
Speaker 9: If he had a six pack, different story, Oh we
Speaker 9: got a whole six different story then yeah, well you
Speaker 9: can do all that, but over.
Speaker 2: Two has just all right?
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Speaker 1: Is really mad?
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Speaker 8: Sports talk.
Speaker 9: What you got R Yeah, I got to shore. Let
Speaker 9: me just add this last thing in there. See I
Speaker 9: just from the Strawberry Letter, the brother with the air
Speaker 9: drive with the two ALFs. I'm just say his first fall.
Speaker 1: During our last secon. Yeah, if you put him with.
Speaker 9: The two abs next to Idris Elba, is we still talking?
Speaker 9: He just sets his man inlivee Okay, thank you, that's
Speaker 9: why I rest my case.
Speaker 2: Thank yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, you know it's got six apps,
Speaker 1: so he at the top. How to hell?
Speaker 9: Two alps is the best thing? No, I can't see
Speaker 9: it sorts all the sports. The NBA Summer League ended
Speaker 9: with the championship game the other night. Man, let's go
Speaker 9: ahead and give it a shout out to Steve favorite team.
Speaker 9: Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Houston Rockets in the championship game
Speaker 9: for the Summer League, so they are the Summer League champs.
Speaker 9: Also in NFL news man sa Kwan Barkley did not
Speaker 9: get a long term deal and he said he is
Speaker 9: not showing up the camp. He is not coming with
Speaker 9: the Giants. With the Giants, he is not coming. He
Speaker 9: had his franchise tag for ten million dollars. He could
Speaker 9: sign that and he can get ten in the season. Now,
Speaker 9: I ain't mad at ten million.
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody make a nickel come yeah, yeah, Kevin, you
Speaker 7: can get over there with a crayola and sign your name.
Speaker 7: You a better put your name on this paper.
Speaker 1: Because it's just like the running backs are not getting deals.
Speaker 1: He's not the only one.
Speaker 9: Josh Jacobs for the Las Vegas Raiders. He didn't get
Speaker 9: a long term deal either. He won't sign his, he
Speaker 9: threatened not to come to camp, and then Tony Pollard Vegas.
Speaker 9: Man in Vegas, you're gonna need your money. I put
Speaker 9: the go ahead and sign. If you're gonna be in Vegas,
Speaker 9: you're gonna need your money. So it's another one Tony
Speaker 9: Pollard for the Dallas Cowboys. I think he signed his deal.
Speaker 9: He took his ten million. But they're not getting running
Speaker 9: backs to long term deals, like they're just expendables. So
Speaker 9: you got wide receivers making all this big money. You
Speaker 9: got line and making the big money, and they give
Speaker 9: a running back to just one one year deals or
Speaker 9: franchise tag while they just saying the position is just devalued,
Speaker 9: and running backs don't like it.
Speaker 1: They devalue in the position.
Speaker 9: So he said, we'll see how it's gonna turn out
Speaker 9: for the running backs, you know, because you know, Ezekiel
Speaker 9: Ellis still don't have no.
Speaker 1: Team, wow, playing no games, no games.
Speaker 9: He still ain't signed with nobody. So DeAndre Howkins he's
Speaker 9: gonna sign with the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, man got two year deal fifteen million that he
Speaker 9: taking his money. I know that everybody not like that.
Speaker 9: And you know what all these people got in commons apps.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you all of them got apps. That's path
Speaker 9: what they got. Six pats, every last name I just said,
Speaker 9: got real. They got real asps to cut on the
Speaker 9: side and everything. So we quip with the sexiest man
Speaker 9: live with two asps?
Speaker 7: Not doing that?
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all I got. I have some more
Speaker 1: sports for you tomorrow, but I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 1: you're not the sexiest man live with two damn apps?
Speaker 1: Not app.
Speaker 9: Now, just name five people that got apps. All six
Speaker 9: of them cut lines in the middle. They shaped down
Speaker 9: top row, middle row, and lower row.
Speaker 1: Apps. That's what they got.
Speaker 8: What if he had six, what is he?
Speaker 1: A different story? Sure, a different story, all.
Speaker 8: Right, Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top of
Speaker 8: the hour, a wife needs some advice after a mix
Speaker 8: up at the dry cleaners might end her marriage. We'll
Speaker 8: talk about it right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 8: This one is from Triva in DFE. Treva says, I
Speaker 8: picked up my clothes from the dry cleaner and I
Speaker 8: got a dress in a blouse that weren't mine. I
Speaker 8: went back in to return the items, and the cashier,
Speaker 8: who I've known for years, well, she said that my
Speaker 8: husband dropped the items off and she assumed they were mine.
Speaker 8: She's an older lady, so I questioned her until I
Speaker 8: got some answers. She said, my husband usually has a
Speaker 8: young lady pick up our dry cleaning, and he said
Speaker 8: she is his assistant. He doesn't have an assistant. He's
Speaker 8: a manager at a rental car company. He denied everything
Speaker 8: and said, I'm crazy for believing the old lady. Should
Speaker 8: I believe him or the old lady? That's the question
Speaker 8: for you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh what treated you?
Speaker 9: Yeah, bleed old lady she worked at Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 9: Bleed the old lady. She's not laugh, ain't.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with her memory?
Speaker 8: Why would she lie?
Speaker 9: Yeah, she ain't got any time life. She's passing our clothes.
Speaker 9: She ain't got time to be up here.
Speaker 2: Laugh.
Speaker 1: Why is he so stupid? Why would he go to
Speaker 1: the same cleaners? It makes no sense to me. Why
Speaker 1: would you do that?
Speaker 7: Why would you go to the same all these cleaners
Speaker 7: in the name, Why would you go to the same
Speaker 7: cleans And this woman was, yeah, he's cleaning, that's his assistant,
Speaker 7: that's his assistant.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help him out. That's his assistant.
Speaker 7: And these clothes got what came out of wanting them
Speaker 7: rental cars, and they just trying to clean these clothes
Speaker 7: and get them back to somebody and get them back
Speaker 7: to the rightful owner. That's what that is.
Speaker 8: His wife says, he doesn't have an assistant, He is
Speaker 8: a manager. Carnunkany Oh, yeah, so you're mad at him
Speaker 8: for that, for being that stupid. Yes, she should believe
Speaker 8: that the lady that works at the cleaners, the older.
Speaker 1: Old lady that clean, ain't nothing wrong with him.
Speaker 7: Trust me, that old lady clean to know exactly what's
Speaker 7: going on, you knowing at.
Speaker 1: Yah, that's what she does for a living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, and she knows him.
Speaker 1: Yes, she no clothes, he know renal calls. He don't
Speaker 1: know anything. Fast that.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 8: I think I think we have time for one more guys.
Speaker 8: This one's from Eris in Pensacola. Era says, I'm in
Speaker 8: a situationship with a man that I've been sleeping with
Speaker 8: for fifteen years. He's been married for twenty years, and
Speaker 8: it's no secret that he's not leaving his wife. Okay,
Speaker 8: she's been the same he's been married for fifteen. I
Speaker 8: know she's been sleeping with him for fifteen, but out
Speaker 8: of the fifteen, he's been married for twenty. And it's
Speaker 8: no secret that he's not leaving his wife. But he
Speaker 8: won't leave her either. Every time she tries to break
Speaker 8: things off, he sweet talks to her and gives her
Speaker 8: some good loving. How just should get from under his
Speaker 8: spell and stop being his mistress? That's a question.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is you.
Speaker 7: This problem is yours. You can't walk away. It ain't
Speaker 7: no heat he he he give you some good loving.
Speaker 7: Y'all been giving good loving for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 7: So what are we talking about. Y'all been giving you
Speaker 7: had enough good loving. When is it gonna be about you?
Speaker 7: It's not gonna be about you with him? You got
Speaker 7: to move on.
Speaker 1: You got el va. You're not gonna alva.
Speaker 8: Stop taking his calls, all of that, all of that.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have nothing.
Speaker 7: Yeah wait wait, I got it.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta find this and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: y'all exactly what it is. Keep going ahead, Junia, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Let me tell you something. You are for
Speaker 1: the world's greatest side piece.
Speaker 7: That's what you is.
Speaker 9: You are fifteen years You got to be understand this
Speaker 9: is Yeah, why can't you leave him?
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: I'll start with deleting his phone number.
Speaker 2: That don't get lead it.
Speaker 1: And here's rifling.
Speaker 10: He'll been mare for twenty years and been cheating for
Speaker 10: fifteen fifteen strifling.
Speaker 8: Right, Oh my, But she loves his sweet talk and
Speaker 8: his good loving as she says, so she she thinks
Speaker 8: she's under some sort of spell that he's cast on her.
Speaker 1: No, because I'm just settling for home. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: you want a penecola.
Speaker 7: Do better better? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Phone now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Goodness, Yeah, we do have to you and go to
Speaker 1: Destin and see if you can find somebody else.
Speaker 8: All right, So there you go. Coming up at twenty
Speaker 8: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 8: Morning Show. The superstar singer Dolly Parton is seventy seven
Speaker 8: years old, and she made it clear that she has
Speaker 8: no plans to retire anytime soon, and an apparents I'm
Speaker 8: the greatest hits radio show. Dolly said, I would never retire.
Speaker 8: I'll just hopefully drop dead in the middle of a
Speaker 8: song on stage someday. That's how I hope to go.
Speaker 8: Dolly has been performing since she was thirteen years old,
Speaker 8: and she released her first album, Hello I'm Dolly in
Speaker 8: nineteen sixty seven. Since then, she has put out sixty
Speaker 8: four more albums and will be releasing her sixty sixth
Speaker 8: album this year. So what do you guys think? Is
Speaker 8: that a good way to retire just in the middle
Speaker 8: of a joke?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 6: Want to?
Speaker 7: I want to at least hit the punch the joke, Yeah,
Speaker 7: hit the punk. I don't want to be like Lee
Speaker 7: y'all hanging though and really finish it and then on
Speaker 7: a nice stage. If I'm going on the stage, I
Speaker 7: want to be I don't want to be in No,
Speaker 7: it's some, it's some. It's some stages you don't want
Speaker 7: to be on. I want to leave like it, you know,
Speaker 7: Cornege Hall or something. You know, Yeah, you know you
Speaker 7: want to you want to go out with a bang
Speaker 7: if you go on the stage.
Speaker 8: What about you?
Speaker 1: Jor I could chuckles in Mississippi.
Speaker 7: I No, that ain't happen.
Speaker 9: Over the month they see either you pass sighted shof
Speaker 9: and they're not getting up.
Speaker 7: I said.
Speaker 1: We think it's part of the show. What we think? Yeah,
Speaker 1: play too much harmy crazy?
Speaker 4: Is there? All right?
Speaker 8: We'll have more of the Seve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 8: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 8: a round it would you rather? Right after this you're
Speaker 8: listening hard Morning Show? Time for a round of would
Speaker 8: you rather? Would you rather? Since you guys are both
Speaker 8: comedians and you perform on stage, would you rather have
Speaker 8: sex before the show or right after you get off stage?
Speaker 8: After you drop that? Like?
Speaker 9: Surely?
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, we'll take it either way.
Speaker 1: Can't before or after? Let's go after, Let's after.
Speaker 7: Stay focused on the job. Let's stay focused on the job.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be focused on the job. I'm gonna do
Speaker 9: that on doing right, I've been doing this. I'll be motivated.
Speaker 1: Go tell you joke now.
Speaker 7: You're a little more relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know? All right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather kiss us on the neck or kisses
Speaker 8: on your chest?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, sureley, either way word
Speaker 1: for me, I really I would rather be on my
Speaker 1: two albs.
Speaker 7: But that's just me. You know, the neck?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather take five tequila shots before a show
Speaker 8: or five shots of espresso.
Speaker 1: Espresso going, no, damn tequila espresso.
Speaker 8: No, all right? Would you want? Would you rather have
Speaker 8: a sugar mama that spoils you, a sugar mama that
Speaker 8: spoils you, or a young chick that's real freaky.
Speaker 7: I need the sugar, sugar mama, sugar. I want sugar,
Speaker 7: sugar food in that fridge. Boy, you got some leftover?
Speaker 7: What she got locked on? I love sugar man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sugar. That young girl.
Speaker 8: You could say that junior now that you're forty five too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that younger. No, no, no pressure. I don't need
Speaker 1: to be fooling with you.
Speaker 7: You can be that somebody walking around in a in
Speaker 7: a slip.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I won't slip.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is a black and white movie, he said,
Speaker 8: he likes I'm older like that.
Speaker 1: To praise the Lord every day. That's what I need,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather play truth or dare with your wife?
Speaker 8: Or would you rather play never have I ever?
Speaker 7: Truth?
Speaker 2: Or dare?
Speaker 1: Never have I ever? Y'are asking us?
Speaker 8: There you go judging again?
Speaker 1: Who writes this?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 8: What the would you rather? Committee? Okay, well you know
Speaker 8: the whole the department there's.
Speaker 1: A whole strike you write tomorrow.
Speaker 8: So which one truth or dare or never have I Ever?
Speaker 1: I'm going truth to death.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll just play truth to deare because I can't
Speaker 9: play never have I Ever and find out some stuff
Speaker 9: about my wife.
Speaker 1: I'm be mad. I can't do that. Junior hated to divorce.
Speaker 8: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming back?
Speaker 8: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
Speaker 8: close out the show at forty nine minutes after Right
Speaker 8: after this, you're listening morning show. Here we are, guys,
Speaker 8: our last break of the day on this Wednesday. It's
Speaker 8: been a great day. Thanks to everybody who tuned in.
Speaker 8: We appreciate you. If you missed anything, you can go
Speaker 8: to our very free iHeartRadio app to catch what you missed,
Speaker 8: catch the whole show all of that. More importantly, we
Speaker 8: want to talk about the Powerball drawing tonight. Okay, it
Speaker 8: is tonight. A billion dollars or more we can win.
Speaker 7: I think I'm gonna go on and play today. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna get play. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go on and play.
Speaker 1: Now, ask you a question, So how do you do it?
Speaker 10: Do you do quick pick or do you have your
Speaker 10: own numbers when you go in there and you fill out.
Speaker 7: Each I have a few numbers of that. That's my
Speaker 7: favorite numbers. And then and then I do a load
Speaker 7: of quick picks. Yeah yeah, but but but I have
Speaker 7: this whole thing where I feel like, don't buy a
Speaker 7: bunch of them at one store.
Speaker 1: Move around, you know, so you go to different locations. Oh,
Speaker 1: I get down there in that hood. Would they be
Speaker 1: winning it? That's where I go. I get down in there.
Speaker 7: They ain't winning in no rich neighborhood. I ain't seen nobody,
Speaker 7: no rich neighborhood win nothing. You got to go down there.
Speaker 7: You got to go down there. There's right next to
Speaker 7: the check cash and looking store plate right up in there.
Speaker 7: That's where you want to go.
Speaker 1: And they had that sign in the window that said
Speaker 1: we had a winner.
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm so proud of that because they win money too.
Speaker 8: If you if you buy the winning yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 8: want to.
Speaker 7: Buy one ticket there a boy, one ticket, get back
Speaker 7: in line, buy another ticket. Don't buy a whole bunch
Speaker 7: oft once at one time. Don't have that's your strategy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, feel like one ticket, one ticket wins.
Speaker 7: You know, instead of one that got he didn't spend
Speaker 7: two hundred dollars on all this, and that they didn't
Speaker 7: one ticket.
Speaker 2: Know what to try that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try that strategy.
Speaker 9: Have y'all ever seen the person that buy all the
Speaker 9: all the Powerball tickets and then they don't care about
Speaker 9: you waiting in line behind them. They got two hundred
Speaker 9: dollars of and they're gonna have to print all two
Speaker 9: hundred of these tickets out and they look right back
Speaker 9: at yourself.
Speaker 1: I don't care, they don't even care. Let's get you
Speaker 1: some M and ms and said it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: min I'm gonna be up Arizona.
Speaker 8: Tea all right, Netflix and chill baby, all right, a.
Speaker 1: Hot dog on that hot dogs day.
Speaker 7: What you better do? You better go over there and
Speaker 7: get your sev eleven?
Speaker 8: All right? Have you thought about what you do if
Speaker 8: you won? If you were to win, what would you do?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: First thing, I'm no longer employed here.
Speaker 8: Say ind and the alphabet? Okay, what else?
Speaker 1: What's next? Number two? You quit your job? What's number two?
Speaker 1: Quit your job?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And then you gotta quit your family? You got that
Speaker 7: number two right there? How the job first, then the family?
Speaker 7: You got to let both of them go what, Yeah,
Speaker 7: how do you do that?
Speaker 8: I'm trying to follow you here.
Speaker 7: You mean how you do that?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 7: How you did it? With the job?
Speaker 1: Quit walk in your living room and quit quit. Let
Speaker 1: me hear it, Let me hear.
Speaker 7: Listen.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be your dad a no more.
Speaker 8: I just I just wrong.
Speaker 1: Jordan, you twelve, You ain't that attached to me. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be. You're gonna get through this. And you in college.
Speaker 7: You in college now, Sidney, you're doing good for yourself that.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 7: I'm so proud of Youah, but I got to go, Trey,
Speaker 7: you got yourself on track.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 7: I'm so proud of you. I think your lives are
Speaker 7: gonna not will I really do. Y'all are great kids.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: Jackie, m hm, you're wife. We had a good we
Speaker 1: had a good run, didn't. I mean we had a
Speaker 1: good run. I mean we had a time.
Speaker 8: I mean we had a time last night.
Speaker 7: We did we did. Oh man. But I think I
Speaker 7: think we are at the benediction here. I just do
Speaker 7: I just think yeah, we uh, I just yes, go ahead.
Speaker 10: So when you're telling them this speech and they packing
Speaker 10: as I'm telling them this, Why would you take anything?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I'm gonna take things, you know, some sentimental values.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna take with me, just the little pictures of
Speaker 7: them so I can remember because I'm not going to
Speaker 7: see them.
Speaker 1: No more pictures and stuff for them, you know what.
Speaker 8: Okay, are you going to give them part of your winnings?
Speaker 1: I'm not telling they don't know you.
Speaker 2: They don't know you.
Speaker 7: No, no, se y'all. See that's the problem with y'all.
Speaker 7: Y'all don't know how to break up with a family.
Speaker 7: Y'all don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1: Watch, so let me get just right? Is right now
Speaker 1: for you? Your new name is now Thomas to them,
Speaker 1: I'm not Daddy no more.
Speaker 7: I'm Thomas, now commedy Thomas. But I'm changing all that
Speaker 7: when I walk out the door. All that's changed. When
Speaker 7: I walk out that door. I promise you I'm going
Speaker 7: down there at Birchy Ticket Place. I'm be Thaddius Ratcliff,
Speaker 7: Notatus Thaddeus. That last name record, just Thaddeus Ratcliff.
Speaker 1: I'm no longer a Miles.
Speaker 7: I'm no longer So when if they happen to see
Speaker 7: me in public and start calling my name. I'm not
Speaker 7: turning my head looking at them people. I'm not what
Speaker 7: you gotta tell.
Speaker 1: Your mama and your sister. Let me hear it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me hear that. Listen, because you know your mama, my.
Speaker 7: Mama eighty one. We have we have had some great time.
Speaker 7: We have finish with your mama. We have fish marble,
Speaker 7: we done called some great speckled trout, we called some
Speaker 7: flound dust. I mean we've done some great things. Great thing.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, last one, last one? Well maybe, Uncle Steve,
Speaker 8: what are you gonna say to your uncle?
Speaker 1: He ain't my uncle.
Speaker 7: Nomo win that lottery. He ain't my uncle. No, even
Speaker 7: even when I'm sailing the Mediterranean, someone I see him.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say none of that.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You're gonna ride right off my.
Speaker 7: Fly right past you. I'm not waving, I'm not doing him,
Speaker 7: and ain't mark on the deck.
Speaker 1: I don't see none of that. Man.
Speaker 7: I hope you enjoyed the ride. It is a Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show. In the words of my uncle, talk
Speaker 7: to God. He would love to hear from you. Until tomorrow,
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