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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 6: radio show. Hell Man back in business too, Man, Man,
Speaker 6: How good is God? I mean, really, if you think
Speaker 6: about it in spite of all that's going down in
Speaker 6: your life. First of all, it could be worse. But secondly,
Speaker 6: sometimes you have to remember. And I've just had to
Speaker 6: have this conversation with myself this morning. That's how I'm
Speaker 6: fresh on this one right here. When a challenge faces you,
Speaker 6: are you going through a difficult moment, or you didn't
Speaker 6: hit a bump in the road in the middle of that,
Speaker 6: if you could manage to be grateful, it would take
Speaker 6: you a long way. Gratitude is a powerful resource. If
Speaker 6: you can be grateful in the middle of it. Gratitude
Speaker 6: is a powerful resource when it's dim for you. And
Speaker 6: then got a little bumpy on the road, and he
Speaker 6: ran into some obstacles, and you done ran up into
Speaker 6: some detailed signs, and your journey ain't smooth as it
Speaker 6: was last week or last year. You gotta be grateful
Speaker 6: for the things that are going right and that have
Speaker 6: gone right, and for the thing that's wrong right now
Speaker 6: to get right?
Speaker 2: Man? Can I share that with you? Man? Is that
Speaker 2: a tough one to learn? It is for me.
Speaker 6: It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
Speaker 6: learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
Speaker 6: but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
Speaker 6: it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
Speaker 6: See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
Speaker 6: the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
Speaker 6: But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
Speaker 6: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
Speaker 6: believe this is happening. Why this keep going down? That
Speaker 6: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
Speaker 6: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
Speaker 6: making it sound worse than it is. Tell the story
Speaker 6: for pity from other people. All of that right there,
Speaker 6: has nothing to do with the fix. Sometimes you're just
Speaker 6: mulling over it. You're just making it worse. You're just
Speaker 6: making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it into your atmosphere,
Speaker 6: You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now, all
Speaker 6: of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 6: you're having a bad day. If you're having a bad day,
Speaker 6: it's because you've been having some bad thoughts. So what
Speaker 6: I've had to learn how to do, and what I'm
Speaker 6: working on this morning is I'm working on the situation
Speaker 6: that then cropped up. I was going kind of smooth
Speaker 6: here for a minute, and now then got real bumpy
Speaker 6: in the road, you know, and all this here. So
Speaker 6: what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've
Speaker 6: hit a bump the road, and even though I done
Speaker 6: ran into a detour, and even though I've hit this lull,
Speaker 6: I'm going down into a valley, I ain't.
Speaker 2: Up on the peak.
Speaker 6: Can I not still be grateful for all the things
Speaker 6: that God has given me, for all the things He's
Speaker 6: done for me, for all the things He's brought me through,
Speaker 6: And realizing that even this that's happening to me again
Speaker 6: is going to pass to He gonna get me through
Speaker 6: that attitude. Come on, man, God is a good god.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: It's a lot to be grateful for. So while I'm
Speaker 6: tripping on this bumping the road out and here, what
Speaker 6: I got to remember is all the things He's done
Speaker 6: for me. And like I say, my saying is joint
Speaker 6: depression cannot reside in the same place. So instead of
Speaker 6: being down about this new bumping the road, if I'm
Speaker 6: constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of how good
Speaker 6: He's been to me, of what all he's done for me,
Speaker 6: of all the things he's brought me through, of all
Speaker 6: the blessings he's presented me with, when I go to
Speaker 6: on that list, I really don't have a lot of
Speaker 6: time to mull over the situation.
Speaker 2: Now. Do I have to fix this bump in the row?
Speaker 2: Of course I do.
Speaker 6: Are There's some things I'm going to have to do
Speaker 6: to straighten it out, of course it is. But Steve
Speaker 6: just going to get the business of doing it and
Speaker 6: straighten it out. What you mulling over and worrying about
Speaker 6: it for you know, old people. I heard old people
Speaker 6: say something. When I was growing up in the church,
Speaker 6: they say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
Speaker 6: about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
Speaker 6: pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
Speaker 6: happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't
Speaker 6: always been that way. I want you to understand that
Speaker 6: my first weapon of choice was you do it to me,
Speaker 6: I do it to you. You called me out, I
Speaker 6: call you out. You say something bad about me. I've
Speaker 6: tried to find you say something bad about you. That
Speaker 6: was my weapon in the past. How did that work
Speaker 6: out for you, Steve?
Speaker 2: Not so good?
Speaker 6: Because you know what, I spent a lot of time
Speaker 6: fighting back, kicking back, swinging back, when I could have
Speaker 6: spent all that time climbing. See, all you trying to
Speaker 6: do at the end of the day, folks, is have
Speaker 6: a better life than the one you got. All you
Speaker 6: trying to do is to improve your position in life.
Speaker 6: You know, it's not my business to make sure you
Speaker 6: don't get where you going. I ain't got no time
Speaker 6: for that. It's not my job to assure that you
Speaker 6: ain't as high as me. I ain't got no time
Speaker 6: for that your real mission and purpose is to have
Speaker 6: the best life that you can have, to ascend to
Speaker 6: the highest plateau that you can get to, to make
Speaker 6: your family as comfortable as you can, to provide as
Speaker 6: much as you can for your family. But legally, see,
Speaker 6: those of us are sitting up here trying to come
Speaker 6: up with sideways. You can ask a couple million men
Speaker 6: sitting in prison today how they wish they hadn't done that,
Speaker 6: and they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never
Speaker 6: had did it.
Speaker 2: I knew not to go down there. Something told me
Speaker 2: not to go down there. Man.
Speaker 6: If I could change things, I would. But they sitting
Speaker 6: somewhere doing some time that had they made another decision
Speaker 6: they wouldn't have to do now. That don't make them
Speaker 6: throw away people, nah, man, Because everybody make mistakes, and
Speaker 6: God is in a forgiving business. And some of us
Speaker 6: have done some things that really broke the law, and
Speaker 6: a whole lot of other things and deserve to do
Speaker 6: some time.
Speaker 2: But through the grace of God, we didn't.
Speaker 6: But now we sit up here we pass judgment on
Speaker 6: people who got to do some Man, I don't care,
Speaker 6: I don't care what you've done. God can forgive anything
Speaker 6: but our position, our motivation in life is to try
Speaker 6: to have the best life we can have and provide
Speaker 6: for those around us and make it comfortable. If that's
Speaker 6: your ambition, you don't have time to worry about or
Speaker 6: concern yourself with another person. And I wasted time doing that,
Speaker 6: and that's not the way to get it done. It's
Speaker 6: simply mine to your business. Taking care of you and
Speaker 6: getting yourself right and tight is to tent four seven.
Speaker 6: So that's a full time job. So what I had
Speaker 6: to learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen
Speaker 6: prayers as my weapon of choice now is that now
Speaker 6: prayer helps me that I don't have to fight back. Now,
Speaker 6: if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't
Speaker 6: even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still working
Speaker 6: on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
Speaker 6: you know, and and and and so I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 6: slowly getting better at that. But I've learned that my
Speaker 6: weapon of choice is prayer now. So when it happens
Speaker 6: ugly for me, I pray about it. When it gets
Speaker 6: tight and dismal for me, I pray about it. And
Speaker 6: the thing about prayer man is Prayer changes things.
Speaker 2: Yes, it does. Now read about it and try it.
Speaker 2: That's the deal.
Speaker 6: Okay, come on, prayer is a wonderful weapon. Show ladies
Speaker 6: and gentlemen, let me have your divided attention.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 6: This at the beginning of a new day. This is
Speaker 6: the start of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us
Speaker 6: begin three two one?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: Charlie?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 2: Steve?
Speaker 1: Col what's going on?
Speaker 2: Steve Hey?
Speaker 5: Cruise Junio?
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 8: Going on the porch?
Speaker 5: Doggie done.
Speaker 1: Like you're on the porch and we're passing by, and.
Speaker 6: Drive up third, drive a third boy. Oh you act
Speaker 6: like you don't know no about it? Oh wait, you
Speaker 6: look cute there, girl. I don't want a holiday. And again, Bobby,
Speaker 6: if you take holding down, I love it. If you
Speaker 6: think you know, I think I'll go down stoke.
Speaker 2: Give me a watermelon.
Speaker 1: That's what you got to say.
Speaker 2: Let me when you all got to tell you the watermelon?
Speaker 2: When you thump a watermelon, what you're listening for? No,
Speaker 2: I don't think bottlemelon. Well, I know how to pick watermelons.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought you're supposed to thump No dog, what you're
Speaker 2: gonna tell you about the thumb.
Speaker 6: This is how you pick a sweet watermelon. What is
Speaker 6: stem comes out the bottom? Boy, it has its stem
Speaker 6: on it or what it still used to be. If
Speaker 6: you see a lot of you know those veins, Yeah,
Speaker 6: a little veins on the outside.
Speaker 2: That's sugar content. So that means it's a sweet that's right,
Speaker 2: that's right. Now.
Speaker 6: You can pick a sweet one that don't have it
Speaker 6: because like them, dark green eas don't oftentimes show a
Speaker 6: lot of veins. But when you pick them light green
Speaker 6: with them long ones, huh yeah, you said, huh, got
Speaker 6: that right now? When it got a lot of brown
Speaker 6: veins coming around off that stalk, that stem, that sugar content, Oh.
Speaker 2: Boy, now they got they thump them down south. I
Speaker 2: didn't well, you know, you don't. You don't know how
Speaker 2: to do that because you don't buy nothing of them.
Speaker 6: You don't grow them. If you grow watermelons, you could thump.
Speaker 6: But you don't know what you're even look at?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Okay, when the thought what you're looking for?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm listening. So now you just thumping?
Speaker 2: You didn't take this ragged ass watermelon right onto.
Speaker 1: The house, and are we are we doing seeds or seedless?
Speaker 1: Because I like seeds.
Speaker 6: No, see, there's no watermelon that don't have seeds in
Speaker 6: all watermelon got seed.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, but you know they have seedless watermelons.
Speaker 2: That's genetic, you modified.
Speaker 1: Surely I can read. Well, yeah, the store like yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but that then, but.
Speaker 6: That ain't the real real watermelons have seeds. Oh that's
Speaker 6: what I Let me tell you something. Go to Africa
Speaker 6: and you'll be trying to find seedless watermelon whole time
Speaker 6: you over there.
Speaker 1: Okay, the seeds, I want the seeds. Yeah, okay, just a.
Speaker 6: Little country ness on how to pick a watermelon because
Speaker 6: we boy, we approaching watermelon season. Is it exactly July
Speaker 6: to September?
Speaker 2: Your death? Watermelon time come on.
Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: the Nephew, and run that brenk back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
Speaker 1: that breank back.
Speaker 7: What you got for us, nep Well, let me see
Speaker 7: if I can see how stupid I can get this morning, Shirley.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna try to get I'm gonna try to multiply
Speaker 7: that thing by five this time.
Speaker 2: Let me see it.
Speaker 7: I'm at the valet all right, All minds clear, dog,
Speaker 7: if you would, let's go problem at the valet.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hey, hold on, no, hey, tell me?
Speaker 9: How's it going?
Speaker 8: Hey man? What's going on? You're doing all right?
Speaker 10: I'm doing good, doing good?
Speaker 9: What's up?
Speaker 8: Hey? Listen? I need you to do something for me.
Speaker 11: Do you need your your car hetails?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, not this week. Listen.
Speaker 8: I got something I want you to do for me.
Speaker 8: I'm doing a prank phone call, and I want you
Speaker 8: to call this guy and tell him you're the valet downstairs,
Speaker 8: ask him for his ticket number, and tell him, hey,
Speaker 8: we got a little bit of an issue. But my
Speaker 8: manager's gonna call you back. Uh you sure you want me.
Speaker 6: To do it?
Speaker 2: You're the valet guy.
Speaker 8: That's all you gotta do, all right?
Speaker 3: What is the Mexican guy?
Speaker 11: Gotta be at the valet guy? And you get to
Speaker 11: be the Manager's up with that?
Speaker 8: Just like this, I'm finna click over Nick the call.
Speaker 8: All I want you to do is just tell him
Speaker 8: you near the valet guy. Will you do that for me?
Speaker 8: All right? Man, I got you all right? All right,
Speaker 8: all right? Hang on height Hello? Hello?
Speaker 10: Is this mister Franklin?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 9: Can I ask this calling?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yes, I'm I'm.
Speaker 11: Orlando with ballet.
Speaker 10: Did you park a lectus with us about thirty minutes ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 10: What's what's going on?
Speaker 9: What's just about?
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna need your ticket number real quick. There's
Speaker 10: a small issue. And once you get the ticket number,
Speaker 10: I could have my manager just call you back five
Speaker 10: three four six. But why do you Why do you
Speaker 10: need my ticket number? Is there something wrong with my car?
Speaker 10: If something happened, my manager will call you back and
Speaker 10: he'll give you all the details. Oh okay, so so
Speaker 10: something did happen to my car? Once I give my
Speaker 10: manager your ticket number, he'll call you back shortly and
Speaker 10: he'll tell you everything. Okay, Well, can you have him
Speaker 10: give me a call as soon as possible because I
Speaker 10: would like to know what happened to my car if
Speaker 10: something happens. This is I don't I don't really understand
Speaker 10: what's going on here. I'm sorry I have to go,
Speaker 10: but you can't tell me anything else before you leave.
Speaker 10: I mean, there's no details that you can give me
Speaker 10: a bout anything with my car.
Speaker 8: Like I said, my manager won't handle it.
Speaker 9: I think get going.
Speaker 8: Perfect, Orlando. That's perfect, all right, I got it from here, bro.
Speaker 8: I appreciate.
Speaker 9: Let's call him back.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hello, Is this is this mister Franklin? Yeah?
Speaker 10: This is he can ask his crawling.
Speaker 8: This is cluff Man. I'm the manager here down at
Speaker 8: the valet.
Speaker 10: Oh great, thank you. I've been waiting to hear it
Speaker 10: from you.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, thirty minutes ago you you pulled in
Speaker 8: with a they're telling me a silver or light? Great lexus, Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's that's Yeah, that's my car.
Speaker 10: What what's going on with my car here?
Speaker 8: Okay? And what's your number? Is it? Five? Three four six? Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's that's my number.
Speaker 11: I mean I already went through this with the other guy.
Speaker 10: Can you just tell me what the hell is going
Speaker 10: on with my car?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: Are you able to come downstairs right now? No? I can't.
Speaker 8: I valate over there.
Speaker 11: I'm at I'm at a lunch with a client somewhere else.
Speaker 10: I'm not there right now.
Speaker 11: Why do I need to come down right now?
Speaker 2: He just what is happening?
Speaker 8: Okay? So here's the deal, sir. We have a we
Speaker 8: have a one of the valet workers here has gotten
Speaker 8: that and he left, he quit the job, and he's
Speaker 8: he's gone, he's left the premise. The problem we're having
Speaker 8: right now is we don't see.
Speaker 3: Your car, you know, and you don't see it. What
Speaker 3: do you what? I'm sorry?
Speaker 8: What? Well, I'm okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 11: Ho wow, all right, so my car is gone?
Speaker 9: My car is gone?
Speaker 3: Is that what you told me?
Speaker 8: Right now?
Speaker 10: Somebody's company and work my car?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 8: Well, wow, we're looking on every floor and we're trying
Speaker 8: to figure out if it got parked somewhere else. But
Speaker 8: he's gone and we're we're that's why we called to
Speaker 8: get your number.
Speaker 11: Car somewhere else.
Speaker 12: Man, what the do you mean?
Speaker 2: Do I have a car or not?
Speaker 3: And my car is so with how.
Speaker 8: Many fours do you have? How long to say?
Speaker 11: I just bought that car that is a brand new car.
Speaker 8: And now it's just man, are.
Speaker 3: You kidding me?
Speaker 8: Right now? Well, hold on, hold on, I understand, I understand.
Speaker 8: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: Is there a way? Is there a way?
Speaker 8: Maybe you can come by tomorrow and we can try
Speaker 8: to work. Come now and just see if you know.
Speaker 11: No, there is no way I'm coming by tomorrow for
Speaker 11: a call us.
Speaker 8: This is today.
Speaker 11: First of all, we need to get the police involved
Speaker 11: in this. The police right now, mister Frank.
Speaker 8: We don't want to get the police involved in this week.
Speaker 2: Who is?
Speaker 11: Because I damn sure whether to get the police involved.
Speaker 8: So who is? I'm just saying, listen, I don't want
Speaker 8: to lose my job because we lost the car. If
Speaker 8: you just give me some time to find the car,
Speaker 8: That's all I want you to do, is give me
Speaker 8: some time. Let me go by this guy's house where
Speaker 8: he lives and see.
Speaker 3: If the car is there.
Speaker 11: You should already be in a car driving. Don't be
Speaker 11: as to this man's house talking to me right now. Hey,
Speaker 11: the fact that you're not there.
Speaker 8: It's not practice. I call it the police.
Speaker 11: I'm sewing the building on I'm sewing the manager. I'm
Speaker 11: sure who made the valet box, I'm sure what everybody affiliated.
Speaker 8: With your business.
Speaker 9: You didn't see me right now?
Speaker 8: Okay, but it's a park listen, Why are you?
Speaker 2: Why are you?
Speaker 8: Why are you gonna sit with me? I didn't do nothing,
Speaker 8: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Take the car.
Speaker 11: Okay, what are you responsible for this parking lot? Are
Speaker 11: you a manager what's your occupy them.
Speaker 8: Sir, I knew the manager. I'm the manager here, and
Speaker 8: Orlando called you earlier, okay, and we're trying to find
Speaker 8: out where the car is.
Speaker 3: We are I really feel like it.
Speaker 11: You don't even want the police involved. Man, you're not
Speaker 11: trying to punch you trying to come yet.
Speaker 8: It's right now.
Speaker 10: I'm mad at Orlando, I'm mad at you, I'm mad
Speaker 10: at your company.
Speaker 11: I'm mad at the man who put the damn asphalt
Speaker 11: down in the parking lot. I'm mad at everybody right now.
Speaker 8: Okay, Cliff, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: We con down, Okay, but let me ask you this here.
Speaker 3: Are you are you?
Speaker 8: Are you mad at are you manage your wife?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: No, not a wife? But what didn't steal my damn.
Speaker 8: Car Ain't your wife name Carrie?
Speaker 11: How the hell you know my wife's name?
Speaker 8: You know how I know your wife's name because your
Speaker 8: wife got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
Speaker 8: from the Steve Harvey More. Damn frankly, you just got
Speaker 8: plank bybybody. Damn blows.
Speaker 9: Oh boy, we're going to marriage counsel.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 8: Y'all.
Speaker 10: Have you have this? Boy?
Speaker 8: She said, he just bought this car. He loves this
Speaker 8: car outside shitting in it when he ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 8: I can't believe anyone.
Speaker 10: It's always it's always the closest people.
Speaker 9: It's all.
Speaker 3: I tell you.
Speaker 8: What I tell you.
Speaker 11: Who is not getting to ride this car for a
Speaker 11: long time?
Speaker 8: What hey, man, I mean is what is the baddest
Speaker 8: that I'm talking about? The baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 10: It's the Steve Harvey Morton Show.
Speaker 1: Baby coming up next to is ask the CLO our
Speaker 1: chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening, she would Stave Harvey Morning Show, It is
Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: in the building. This one is from May in Culver City, California.
Speaker 1: It says, in regards to your life Strawberry letter with
Speaker 1: the cheating Man, I have a similar situation. I had
Speaker 1: an affair on my husband and the first time I cheated,
Speaker 1: I got pregnant. I couldn't let my husband raise another
Speaker 1: man's child without knowing it, so I had a DNA
Speaker 1: test and confessed. My husband chose to stay in the
Speaker 1: marriage and raise the child as his own, but whenever
Speaker 1: the spirit hits him, he calls me names and makes
Speaker 1: my life miserable. In this case, is divorce a better
Speaker 1: choice or are his actions justified?
Speaker 2: Whoa ummano?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Let me do like women should all do.
Speaker 6: If there was shoe was on the other foot and
Speaker 6: your husband went outside the marriage and had another baby,
Speaker 6: and you decided to stay, would you not call him
Speaker 6: a bunch of names whenever the spirit hit How about
Speaker 6: every birthday? That's all the Christmas money? When that child
Speaker 6: support going out the door. I think it's a heck
Speaker 6: of a man to stay and raise it as his own.
Speaker 6: And and then he spared you the shame of it.
Speaker 6: But I mean, well, you're gonna throw it in the face.
Speaker 6: See the thing about saying I'm sorry is it? That
Speaker 6: don't fix it? He may eventually stop doing it. But
Speaker 6: if you can't take it, then you want to get
Speaker 6: a divorce.
Speaker 2: That's on you. But what did do that?
Speaker 6: They gave you the baby at in the first but
Speaker 6: where he at, she didn't Well I don't see him
Speaker 6: raising his hand volunteer. And I ain't saying stay and
Speaker 6: take any form of abuse. That's not what I say,
Speaker 6: because that's not right at any level, you know, but
Speaker 6: he gonna he's gonna throw it up in your face
Speaker 6: every night, and and I don't know how that works.
Speaker 6: He's I'm not really sure I could do that, So
Speaker 6: I don't think I'm the perfect person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think once you do it, you gotta gotta
Speaker 5: gotta accept it.
Speaker 7: But you can't keep throwing it back out if you
Speaker 7: decide you're going I sound real good, right, I mean
Speaker 7: that sounds good exactly.
Speaker 1: But right if you're gonna say you're gonna accept the
Speaker 1: baby and raise him as your own. But but so
Speaker 1: much of the time, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I could take that. That's tough because you're only human.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be some moments. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, all right,
Speaker 1: We're moving on Joseph and the Bronx CLO says, my
Speaker 1: boss and I have the same birthday, so we went
Speaker 1: out two weeks ago after work and celebrated. She's got
Speaker 1: a husband that's very jealous hearted, so she told him
Speaker 1: we were where she was going and invited him to
Speaker 1: join us. We invited other coworkers, but they didn't show up.
Speaker 1: My boss's husband was waiting for us as we walked
Speaker 1: out of the restaurant. He got in my face and
Speaker 1: said he'd beat my if I ever tried anything with
Speaker 1: his wife. I was ticked off and wanted to fight him,
Speaker 1: But I need my job. How do I settle this?
Speaker 6: Come on, clo, Well, I mean, bruh, you can't go
Speaker 6: out with the man's wife no more, period.
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn. Y'all got same birthday his boss.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 6: She got a husband. She invited him, he didn't go.
Speaker 6: He probably walked up to the door, saw y'all sitting
Speaker 6: over there by yourself, and decided not to go in
Speaker 6: because he gonna handle it outside.
Speaker 2: So now it wasn't nobody. So now he'd have told
Speaker 2: you what you want me to do?
Speaker 6: Hey, look, apologize, send a man a letter, Tell him
Speaker 6: you didn't mean no harm. It won't happen again, and
Speaker 6: it won't happen and again. She can't fire you for
Speaker 6: this now, homie. Oh, I done took the class. She
Speaker 6: cannot fire you for this. Hr Yeah, because according to
Speaker 6: the class I took, she has created a hostile work
Speaker 6: environment for you. You felt obligated to go because it
Speaker 6: was your boss had you go to celebrate the birthday.
Speaker 6: You didn't want to say no because you didn't want
Speaker 6: to affect your job. Now you feel like it's a
Speaker 6: hostile environment because her damn.
Speaker 2: Husband all to be your faith and that's in the class.
Speaker 2: That's in the class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just took it, So how should he settle it?
Speaker 6: Then, Steve, and I'm telling you, sir, as an active bystander,
Speaker 6: which is what I'm.
Speaker 1: Being, just apologize.
Speaker 6: I would apologize to the man and get it on
Speaker 6: record that I had to apologize.
Speaker 1: To him because he's not his boss, all right, and
Speaker 1: he can't fight back because his wife is his boss.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, right there. Yeah, he starts
Speaker 2: swaying a hand in your business.
Speaker 1: Boy, okayre you go, all right, that's better. Sophia Sofia
Speaker 1: in Dallas.
Speaker 2: H offices are usually never in parking lots.
Speaker 1: Sophia in Dallas says, I'm forty two years old and
Speaker 1: I'm dating a man that's eleven years younger than I am.
Speaker 1: We're both financially secure, and we both got nice houses.
Speaker 1: After a year of dating, I finally met his mom
Speaker 1: when she came to visit him. His mom asked my age,
Speaker 1: and I thought he had told her that I was older.
Speaker 1: She started calling me a sugar mama and pointed out
Speaker 1: that she's only twelve years older than me. He didn't
Speaker 1: defend me and said, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Am I overthinking it?
Speaker 2: Well, he didn't defend you. You're twelve years younger than.
Speaker 1: His mama, eleven years older than him, eleven years older
Speaker 1: than her. So what are you saying? Colo?
Speaker 6: Got sugar mama rode on it. But if y'all in
Speaker 6: a good place, and y'all got a good relationship, whose businesses?
Speaker 2: It really ain't his mama's business. Y'all been all been
Speaker 2: at this for a year.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. He didn't speak up. He didn't
Speaker 1: say anything to his mom when she started calling her names.
Speaker 2: Well, sugar mama, kind of sweet, don't you do? Sugar?
Speaker 1: Oh stop? You know, way better than that, no shade
Speaker 1: with sugar mama.
Speaker 2: Better than black ass cougar. Now come on, come on, all.
Speaker 1: Right, well, thank you, Colo, you're listening morning show and
Speaker 1: it's time for comedy Roulette.
Speaker 13: Take it away, Jay, take plus subject, put them on
Speaker 13: a wheel, spun the wheel wets that we do to thing?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 14: Here we go here, go to subjects.
Speaker 1: Things you say to talk your way out of a
Speaker 1: butt whipping, your favorite lunchtime meal at school. Stuff you
Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're trying to lose weight. I've
Speaker 1: said some things, okay, number four, things you say when
Speaker 1: you're lost.
Speaker 13: All right, Bunny, Yeah, funny, I like you, Jay, let's go,
Speaker 13: let's go.
Speaker 14: Way be talking to myself.
Speaker 1: What are the things you say to talk your way
Speaker 1: out of a butt whipping?
Speaker 13: Okay, I want to hear. Yeah, let's go, Jack, I
Speaker 13: go first first. The classic, the very classic. This is
Speaker 13: the classic. I ain't gonna do it no more.
Speaker 1: Yes, come on, Junior.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's when I use the lat It wasn't just me,
Speaker 4: all of us was doing it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Sitch.
Speaker 2: Truth be told, Mama, Truth be told.
Speaker 8: Dad.
Speaker 2: And the one broke the dog on plate, the one
Speaker 2: it ain't had nothing to do with me. He told me,
Speaker 2: don't say nothing to you. You got a double But
Speaker 2: I was not ever even in there. I want.
Speaker 7: This.
Speaker 13: The one will get you a real bad but whoop.
Speaker 13: If you beat me, I'm gonna tell grandma.
Speaker 2: Oh, all right, Things.
Speaker 1: You say to talk your way out of a butt whooping, Junior,
Speaker 1: and go Mama.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 14: I don't really want to tell this right now, but
Speaker 14: I feel a crisis starting.
Speaker 1: He said it worked.
Speaker 3: She wasn't terrible at.
Speaker 14: The hospital, just as healthy.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't want to beat the barrel of
Speaker 2: ann news.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 2: But to car already had it then on it. It
Speaker 2: did nothing to do with it.
Speaker 4: The thing you say to talk you away out of
Speaker 4: the would you want me to beat you?
Speaker 1: Playing those guilt strings?
Speaker 8: Mama, Mama?
Speaker 2: Would you want me to beat you? All right?
Speaker 1: Thing you say to talk your way out of the
Speaker 1: butt whipping? Come on, Jay, please don't beat me.
Speaker 13: The lad there you beat me. I had real bad nightmare.
Speaker 14: You're gonna have some.
Speaker 4: More things you say to keep them getting the bootmark.
Speaker 4: Huh Mama, daddy having an affair.
Speaker 7: You didn't gotta start start right, Mama, look me in
Speaker 7: my eyes before you wood men, just tell.
Speaker 2: Me what would Jesus jump? What would Jesus?
Speaker 5: We're Christians, Mama, We Christian.
Speaker 8: Christian.
Speaker 2: I thought you all loved me.
Speaker 13: Nothing actors. It's okay. I know you don't beat me,
Speaker 13: but before you beat me, could I just have a hood?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Things you said talk your way out of the whipping.
Speaker 1: These are some good ones. Boy.
Speaker 14: Wait wait, wait, wait? You you said if I made
Speaker 14: all you leave me alone?
Speaker 2: You made you made all? You feel like if you
Speaker 2: did good at school, you would your wool.
Speaker 7: That didn't work, So, mama, what that's about. It's really
Speaker 7: about them telling me I'm really not your son.
Speaker 1: That's myla belt.
Speaker 4: Things you say to talk your way out of the
Speaker 4: front within.
Speaker 2: Tell your butter. Let's pray first, that's right there, call
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 13: I think you just mad because daddy lost his job
Speaker 13: and you're taking it out on me.
Speaker 2: That's another one to get your head.
Speaker 1: Your Indian.
Speaker 4: Things you say, keeping getting the butt with Wait mama,
Speaker 4: wait minute, what about your off writers?
Speaker 3: Know?
Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, come on to talk your way out
Speaker 1: of the butt.
Speaker 2: Hold you do this right now, Mom, I got a
Speaker 2: baby on the way.
Speaker 14: You wayn I gotta baby.
Speaker 1: You say to talk your way out of the butt
Speaker 1: whipping close it out?
Speaker 2: Steve, have we not learned anything from slavery?
Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening. Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 1: Time Now for a rounded, Would you rather all right, guys,
Speaker 1: here we go, would you rather work four day weeks
Speaker 1: or work two months on and one month off. Hey, Amy,
Speaker 1: think about that?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I want two months own, one month off?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2: Work week, I've been in four day weeks. I better
Speaker 2: do that. That one month off, I'm gonna forget. I'm working.
Speaker 2: I got it. Two months own, one month off like that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all day? Because you went in Vegas for thirty days?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
Speaker 1: or one night stand with your celebrity crush? Hey, oh,
Speaker 1: lot of sight?
Speaker 2: Just a I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have a one night stand with
Speaker 1: your celebrity crush?
Speaker 2: Or you don't get your partner?
Speaker 3: No more?
Speaker 2: Both of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah you cannot.
Speaker 2: I'm taking the what the hell I want? I'm gone
Speaker 2: take a hell.
Speaker 1: Why are you down? Upset about it?
Speaker 5: Gone over here where I've been? Just tell Helen once again?
Speaker 2: Now you know the real.
Speaker 6: Shaka for you when you discover Helly don't want you?
Speaker 6: I sure wish I could arrange.
Speaker 2: That she don't want. She don't want the one night stand?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: All the ten years be.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be in jail for five years or
Speaker 1: being a coma for a decade, jail for five or
Speaker 1: a coma for ten.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna do this jail. I'll take jail really,
Speaker 2: hell yeah, you take that get I'm gonna take that coma.
Speaker 6: Give me some rest, Koma when you come out that ConA.
Speaker 6: You and I can't tell you how poor yo.
Speaker 2: As I don't like people. Just come in here and
Speaker 2: visit me when I'm in the hospital. You're getting now
Speaker 2: you know what you're gonna wait? You know what You're
Speaker 2: gonna look like? A beard? How long will this beard be?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 5: No, you would rather go to jail, jail for I
Speaker 5: can't do that jail.
Speaker 6: There'll be in a coma for ten. I'm laying up here.
Speaker 6: That ain't I done missed everything.
Speaker 5: I'm hilarious in jail.
Speaker 2: Dog, I'll give me some dog I get some groups
Speaker 2: together in prisoning.
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather you're
Speaker 1: listening Morning show? Just say it's the nephew with side.
Speaker 8: This is what it is.
Speaker 6: Hey, Just come on, man, I'm gonna ask the questions
Speaker 6: that side pieces will ask, and I'm gonna let Tommy respond.
Speaker 6: So Tommy if your side. Peace asks you, when can
Speaker 6: I call you?
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: If I don't call you, we don't talk.
Speaker 8: That's all.
Speaker 2: You don't. You don't call me.
Speaker 5: I do call it.
Speaker 2: Okay. Can I ask you?
Speaker 6: Here's a note? When can I text you? Same answer after?
Speaker 7: If I don't text you, we don't text you. Way
Speaker 7: I start everything?
Speaker 1: Yes, when we hang up, when we hang up the phone.
Speaker 7: Okay, let me tell you something when we when we
Speaker 7: hang up the phone, if you forgot to say something
Speaker 7: and you got to wait till I call you back.
Speaker 2: Okay. Here's the next question. Can we spend the night together? Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, of course, but my night in at six
Speaker 2: forty five. I gotta get my hands. I can't. It's
Speaker 2: for five my night.
Speaker 7: We can lay up on each other from three few years,
Speaker 7: but come six forty five, I got to go.
Speaker 3: This is PM.
Speaker 1: I am PM.
Speaker 7: Yes, we get We're gonna watch the six o'clock news together, right,
Speaker 7: I'm gone.
Speaker 2: Wow, All right. Here's the next question. Can you give
Speaker 2: her a nickname?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Baby, same thing I called my wife. Man.
Speaker 6: What I want to do, what I ain't ben to
Speaker 6: do is say nothing wrong. Everybody, baby, everybody babs. Okay,
Speaker 6: let me ask you a question. Will you buy a
Speaker 6: gift for your side piece like cologue?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, cologne, and now you can get that, but
Speaker 7: it's gonna be the same damn cologne my wife. Well,
Speaker 7: why I'm not gonna come home smelling like no other
Speaker 7: woman gonna smell my wife?
Speaker 2: Smile? You're gonna smell like her? Okay, okay, here's enough.
Speaker 2: Can she introduce you to her? Free?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 2: No, they don't need now exist?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 9: What? What?
Speaker 2: Why is we wild? I'm meeting them people. I'm not
Speaker 2: finna do nothing with them people.
Speaker 13: Why did you talk about me.
Speaker 2: Bringing me up?
Speaker 7: The people shouldn't even know I existed at all. You
Speaker 7: shouldn't be over that running your mind about me to nobody. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: tell me he go next?
Speaker 2: You can she meet your friends? Okay, now that's a
Speaker 2: good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 7: Yes you can, but only on side peace night. You
Speaker 7: canna you're gonna meet some mos. What you ain't gonna
Speaker 7: do is be meeting them in the white night.
Speaker 5: That's not.
Speaker 2: It ain't till night you side peace night? You know
Speaker 2: other side pieces?
Speaker 6: Okay, yady, just gotta be comming.
Speaker 2: Can she have a picture of you. You just got
Speaker 2: to have one. You go on my Facebook Greenshall got
Speaker 2: a picture of me and my family crowd?
Speaker 8: Did that?
Speaker 2: Cracked that down? Where you got only me? Now you got.
Speaker 1: Profile?
Speaker 2: Okay, tell me ask you this.
Speaker 6: If she says I love you, do you love me?
Speaker 6: What's your ass? Did I'm not finna say to him
Speaker 6: a bunch of diddle?
Speaker 2: Did all that? Did over? But I'm not finna see
Speaker 2: here and had an ill word? Come on, you know.
Speaker 1: You're stupid. Did you're listening Morning show? Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today, subject I taught this
Speaker 1: young man everything he knows. Okay, right now, m uh,
Speaker 1: the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone
Speaker 1: call what you got for his nest?
Speaker 7: So I got to drop y'all down. One of the
Speaker 7: classics here, uh in the name of the prank is sweat.
Speaker 7: That's what it's got. Let's call cat dog, let's sweat
Speaker 7: it up.
Speaker 3: Let's go Hello, I'm trying to reach manny. Is this Manny? Nah?
Speaker 8: This ain't manny?
Speaker 9: Man this sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 3: Hey? This is right?
Speaker 12: He ain't.
Speaker 3: Man, Wow, this what okay? Hey, uh, mister Keith. We
Speaker 3: got we got people down here. You're supposed to be
Speaker 3: here at the record store, man, right here in Harlem,
Speaker 3: and we got people wrapped around the building. You're supposed
Speaker 3: to be here sign in these cities, man, But it's
Speaker 3: been over hour. These people have been standing there waiting
Speaker 3: on y'all. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Man, I don't know nothing about no record store and
Speaker 9: and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 9: Who set this up?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean the name I was given was Manny? Who
Speaker 3: was who was? Manny?
Speaker 9: Man is my road manager? But he don't set things up.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 9: He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
Speaker 9: handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
Speaker 9: told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
Speaker 9: I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
Speaker 9: have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 9: So I don't know nothing.
Speaker 3: About this, my brother, Okay, Well, you know we got
Speaker 3: to get this taken care of. We got people wrapped
Speaker 3: around the building. We got a table here laid out,
Speaker 3: we got pins and everything for you to sign these CDs. Man,
Speaker 3: we got one hundred people outside the store.
Speaker 9: My brother, nobody told me about no no signings or
Speaker 9: no nothing.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 9: I mean I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
Speaker 3: We got people outside the building waiting for you to
Speaker 3: arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm I supposed
Speaker 3: to tell these people?
Speaker 9: I don't know what you're supposed to tell them, man,
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, And it's kind of like you're
Speaker 9: raising your voice. Dude, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 9: First of all, I don't even know who you are
Speaker 9: calling me like this. I told you, man, I just
Speaker 9: said nothing up.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 9: And you know, I mean I don't even know who
Speaker 9: gave you my number.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying for I mean, I I
Speaker 3: don't have all this information was on the fax machine.
Speaker 3: I got this as a contact number. Man, he is
Speaker 3: the person I'm supposed to be talking to. And missus
Speaker 3: Sweat was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. Now
Speaker 3: here it is. It's one fifteen, one twenty man, and
Speaker 3: you ain't here, and we got people wrapped around the building.
Speaker 3: We've been advertising this for the last two weeks. I
Speaker 3: mean the album dropped me that.
Speaker 9: I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
Speaker 9: but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
Speaker 9: know nothing about a sign. And if I knew about
Speaker 9: a sign and or knew I had a sign and
Speaker 9: says it, I wouldn't have the people sitting around or
Speaker 9: standing around like that.
Speaker 2: That's not what I do.
Speaker 9: But no one informed me that nothing like this was
Speaker 9: going down today.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, So okay, But look man,
Speaker 3: but now that you realize people are here waiting, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do? What I'm supposed to tell them?
Speaker 9: Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
Speaker 9: there and do a signing at this time, late time,
Speaker 9: right now.
Speaker 3: Man, I mean, you need to get so big of that.
Speaker 3: You need you need to try to try to get
Speaker 3: yourself down you know.
Speaker 9: Or First of all, I mean, you know you just
Speaker 9: say y'all, I think you just called me I'm a
Speaker 9: name my son. Man, What did you just say to me? Mann?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm saying, I'm saying you need to try
Speaker 3: and come on down and sign sign these CDs for
Speaker 3: these people. Man, these people are here. They wait their line.
Speaker 3: They've been waiting over an hour on you. Now this
Speaker 3: this is not gonna go good. This is day dude.
Speaker 3: We got your we got your CD almost on every
Speaker 3: shelf that.
Speaker 9: I'm feeling you and I understand now, I understand what
Speaker 9: you're saying to me, but there's no way I can
Speaker 9: get down there. Man, we do you just gonna have
Speaker 9: to reschedule this. So we're gonna have to reschedule this.
Speaker 9: I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line
Speaker 9: is I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Hold on a second, hold on, mister, and
Speaker 3: this is missus sweat. He's saying he don't know anything
Speaker 3: about being here. I'm telling him we got people all
Speaker 3: wrapped all around the building. He don't care.
Speaker 9: Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear.
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 9: There's nothing I could do.
Speaker 8: I just say it.
Speaker 3: Not just say that.
Speaker 9: Man, don't put words in my mouth, my brother, What
Speaker 9: do you want me to be? All you gotta do
Speaker 9: is reschedule it for another time, man, that's what you do.
Speaker 3: Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to figure out and if we got people fin to
Speaker 3: get mad man, because you're not here. I'm okay. Whoever
Speaker 3: many man he needs his man he does.
Speaker 9: I don't say we don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: I ain't got nothing to do with that. Man.
Speaker 9: All I know is that nobody told me about that.
Speaker 9: Is you know, our call and he and I as
Speaker 9: we said, because I don't do things unless I know
Speaker 9: where it's coming from.
Speaker 3: I ain't no way you can get your you can
Speaker 3: get yourself down.
Speaker 9: All you keep further off.
Speaker 3: Man, You don't talk to me like I'm your child.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 9: You know you keep saying there's no way I can
Speaker 9: get my You know you're back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Dudey man, Man, we having a problem. This is supposed
Speaker 3: to be one of the biggest days of our record store.
Speaker 3: We got your CD on every shelf, and you you're
Speaker 3: just so calm and collect like it's not a problem
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 9: What I'm supposed to do. Man, when I need know
Speaker 9: nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
Speaker 9: problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
Speaker 9: But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, I want to say, take all
Speaker 3: his damn CDs off. The shelf, every lads going off
Speaker 3: the yo.
Speaker 9: Yo, I don't know what you're talking about. Man, You
Speaker 9: losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not trying
Speaker 9: to disrespect you, dude, but you're really losing your mind.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 9: Now you're doing something you ain't got no business though, Man,
Speaker 9: I staid, reschedule the situation.
Speaker 3: Man, you know tomorrow the day only rescheduling when the
Speaker 3: album drops today.
Speaker 9: Okay, well, so there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 3: Who's the way? Way? Sounds like you're raising your voice?
Speaker 9: O my boys, man, because you now you disrespect me.
Speaker 9: You don't call my phone going off like like like
Speaker 9: I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, and you
Speaker 9: don't talk.
Speaker 8: To me like that.
Speaker 3: Man, call on. So you can't stop what you're doing
Speaker 3: and bring your butt down here to the record store.
Speaker 3: Can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important.
Speaker 12: You can't come man, It ain't none of your business
Speaker 12: what I'm doing right now. Dude, I'm saying, I know
Speaker 12: I knew nothing about this, man, So I'm not gonna
Speaker 12: keep going back and forth with you, like like like,
Speaker 12: I gotta explain to you why I can't. I gotta
Speaker 12: start what I'm doing to come down there. I knew
Speaker 12: nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude. You need
Speaker 12: to take this up with somebody who scheduled this because
Speaker 12: I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 3: That's a right and a wrong way to look right
Speaker 3: and the wrong way to do somebody, mister Sweat, O, Man,
Speaker 3: come on now, you sang my songs. Man, Come on, man, Okay,
Speaker 3: no doubt. So I'm just gonna go out here and
Speaker 3: tell everybody in the line, mister Sweat don't want to
Speaker 3: come okay, and I'm taking all of damn cs off
Speaker 3: the shelf because you don't want to stand up and
Speaker 3: be the celebrity that you're supposed to be.
Speaker 9: Man, Okay, now you know what, man, You do what
Speaker 9: you gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what
Speaker 9: you gotta do.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 9: But Yo, who am I talking to you anyways?
Speaker 3: En Man? Raheen Raien, I work here at the store.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well I'll see you Rahen.
Speaker 3: You go ahead and do what you get me to do,
Speaker 3: and I'll come and see you do what what what
Speaker 3: what you mean you're gonna see me. What that means
Speaker 3: I see you.
Speaker 9: I'll see you. I'll see you.
Speaker 3: That's what it means. I'll see you, okay, because because
Speaker 3: the bottom line is, man, Tommy said you was gonna
Speaker 3: come here, the one said you was gonna come sign
Speaker 3: Tommy who now you raheen?
Speaker 9: Tommy? Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
Speaker 3: Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby Morning Show sweat,
Speaker 3: I got your.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 9: You know what, man, y'all tripping boy?
Speaker 6: For real?
Speaker 9: You you don't even understand what you just get me?
Speaker 3: Makes me.
Speaker 9: You're crazy boys, I mean you.
Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying. Y'all don't have anything that didn't me.
Speaker 3: And that's what I knew the album was dropping. Man,
Speaker 3: I said, I'm getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man,
Speaker 3: I'm good man. Boy, you crazy boy, man, Let me
Speaker 3: get off this tall man. Y'all do what boy? You
Speaker 3: don't even understand? I swear man, I had to get
Speaker 3: you dog, look at it. You know, I know you
Speaker 3: got your show, but you got to tell me what
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Speaker 9: Nephew time.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Did you know that I ain't look like that.
Speaker 1: I'll play with everybody.
Speaker 14: I used to work for Keith with an F K
Speaker 14: K e h k E I f L Keith.
Speaker 2: Oh you can do k E E L real Keith.
Speaker 1: That was funny, funny king pranks.
Speaker 5: Happy but lated birthday to our boy Keith Swift Cave.
Speaker 2: Oh we gotta go.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter. Subjects I talked
Speaker 1: this young man everything he knows. We'll get into it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Time now
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and
Speaker 1: relationships on I hear you Steve on dating, work, sex,
Speaker 1: parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We
Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one right here, right.
Speaker 2: Now for you. J that's for you, fu love and
Speaker 2: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
Speaker 2: is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Subject I taught this young man everything he knows.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a confession to make, and
Speaker 1: I know I can count on Steve to give it
Speaker 1: to me straight. I am a divorced female and I
Speaker 1: work as a corporate trainer. I'm forty nine years old
Speaker 1: and I have one daughter and a granddaughter. Last fall,
Speaker 1: I was called to train staff at an insurance agency.
Speaker 1: One of the male trainees got my attention and asked
Speaker 1: me for a business card. Before I left, he left
Speaker 1: a message on my office phone and invited me to
Speaker 1: dinner the next night. I knew he was a bit
Speaker 1: younger than I am, but I was flattered and went
Speaker 1: on a date with him. We have so much in
Speaker 1: common it's hard to believe he's only twenty five. After
Speaker 1: that date, we've been inseparable, and I've had a hard
Speaker 1: time hiding him from my daughter and my family. I've
Speaker 1: taken him on several business trips with me, and he
Speaker 1: looks great in all of the suits and nice shoes
Speaker 1: i've him. I've taught him etiquette and how to appreciate
Speaker 1: the finer things. We took a cooking class and he
Speaker 1: knows how to hand roll sushi for me. I showed
Speaker 1: him the art of making love to a real woman,
Speaker 1: and he mastered it. He's basically the perfect man for me,
Speaker 1: but the age difference will be a problem in the
Speaker 1: long run. I know my family and friends will judge
Speaker 1: me because he's two years younger than my daughter. He
Speaker 1: wants to get married so we can live together, and
Speaker 1: he wants me to meet his mother and grandmother. You
Speaker 1: know this isn't going to go over well with them.
Speaker 1: Men have always met and married younger women, but it's
Speaker 1: not as accepted when women do it. I would hope
Speaker 1: that I'm everything this man needs and he won't want
Speaker 1: a younger woman someday. Can this work? Or have I
Speaker 1: wasted all of my training on the wrong man? Okay,
Speaker 1: so do you have a training thing going on here?
Speaker 1: Sounds like sounds like you're a sugar mama because you're
Speaker 1: buying him so much stuff. Okay, you know you have
Speaker 1: a lot to be concerned about in this relationship. You're
Speaker 1: a mother and a granddaughter and this guy is just
Speaker 1: two years younger than your daughter. I mean, we talk
Speaker 1: about this a lot on the show The Double Standard.
Speaker 1: There are things that women can do that men can't
Speaker 1: or don't or won't do, and there are things that
Speaker 1: men can do that women can't or don't do you
Speaker 1: said it in a letter. Men have always met and
Speaker 1: married younger, but it's not as accepted when women do it.
Speaker 1: And mainly that's because women have a biological clock inside
Speaker 1: of them where we have to do things like have
Speaker 1: children at a certain age. And the facts are that
Speaker 1: you are twice this young man's age, which means you
Speaker 1: have way more life experience than him. You came in
Speaker 1: as the trainer. He's a trainee, which means you have
Speaker 1: way more experience than him. You're buying him suits as
Speaker 1: I mentioned, and shoes and stuff. You also have to
Speaker 1: think that you know he might want kids of his own,
Speaker 1: and that's where you have to think about your biological
Speaker 1: clock and the time you know he might want kids
Speaker 1: at some point as far as the love goes, of course,
Speaker 1: we all know the heart wants what it wants. It
Speaker 1: doesn't care about age or race, or religion or anything
Speaker 1: like that. But you, as the older, more experienced person,
Speaker 1: you have to let your thinking get involved here in
Speaker 1: your head. You have to think about these things. If
Speaker 1: he wants kids in the future and what the future
Speaker 1: might hold. Yeah, he will probably look at younger women.
Speaker 1: You guys, you're twice his age. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you'll be able to live with that or not
Speaker 1: as you get older. I mean, I'm sure you're beautiful
Speaker 1: right now. I'm sure you are, but you know you
Speaker 1: got to think about that, that twenty five year old
Speaker 1: age difference. I don't think that's going to work. And
Speaker 1: if you can live with all of that stuff, then
Speaker 1: go for it. I don't think you should. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. This has nothing to do with your your
Speaker 1: what your family or your friends say, or anything like that.
Speaker 1: It's not their business. This is a decision that you
Speaker 1: have to make, and I think, as the adult in
Speaker 1: this situation, you know don't. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I'll put it like that, Steve, you already know. You
Speaker 2: already know.
Speaker 6: So you want Steve to give it to your trade
Speaker 6: because you know you're gonna give it to your trade.
Speaker 6: Charley gave it to you, Chrey gave it to you, Bud.
Speaker 6: Since you want to hear from Steve, here we go.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point out some things Shirley pointed out, and
Speaker 6: point out some stuff Shirley didn't point out. You're a
Speaker 6: corporate trainer. You're forty nine years old. You have one
Speaker 6: daughter and a granddaughter forty nine. Let's just round it off.
Speaker 6: Say you're fifty. Women don't like to round it off up,
Speaker 6: so let me just go and get to it. Because
Speaker 6: your boss to be fifty. Any damn way, I'd have
Speaker 6: had a birthday by the time we read. Just let
Speaker 6: on the air anyway, So let's just say you're fifty. Wow,
Speaker 6: Now let's go. You got a daughter that's twenty seven,
Speaker 6: and you got a granddaughter.
Speaker 1: You train people.
Speaker 6: That's your calling in life. You train people. So you
Speaker 6: go to this agency, you training some people. Dude, got
Speaker 6: your attention to ask for a card, left the message
Speaker 6: invited you to dinner next night.
Speaker 2: You know, I knew he was a big younger than
Speaker 2: I am, but I.
Speaker 6: Was flatted because you bought you divorced. You've been singaphore
Speaker 6: while you're bought you. Figure, Hey, you've been on this session.
Speaker 6: Let me going out to dinner with him. We have
Speaker 6: so much in common. What the hell you got in
Speaker 6: common with a boy that's twenty five years the young
Speaker 6: man who's twenty five years younger than you. What y'all
Speaker 6: both like to eat? You don't play video games, you
Speaker 6: ain't into sport. He liked black dresses. You had on
Speaker 6: the black dress.
Speaker 2: That ain't nothing in common.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, Hang on, all right, we'll be back
Speaker 1: with part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Title of today's letter, I
Speaker 1: taught the young man everything he knows. We'll get back
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: I taught the young man everything he knows.
Speaker 6: Well, you will teach you a trainer. You're forty nine
Speaker 6: years old. You go out on this insurance thing to
Speaker 6: train a group of people. Young dude catches eye. I
Speaker 6: ask you for a business card, invites you to dinner.
Speaker 6: You flat it because he said your age.
Speaker 2: You go out with him.
Speaker 6: He's much younger than you. But you sit there and
Speaker 6: all of a sudden, y'all got everything in common. No,
Speaker 6: you don't know, you don't, and I'll prove it to
Speaker 6: you in the letter. Lady, you have so much of coming,
Speaker 6: like the same music, and y'all don't go to the
Speaker 6: same places. Y'all ain't had the same life in y'all
Speaker 6: ain't had the same life experiences. You can make children,
Speaker 6: he can't. You got kids, he don't. He played video games,
Speaker 6: you don't. He got a family, He ain't got no family.
Speaker 6: You do what y'all got in coming? And I sure
Speaker 6: would like to know what it is y'all got in coming?
Speaker 6: Or what did you sit there and fabricate in your
Speaker 6: mind that made it so good? Well, let me tell
Speaker 6: you what what after that date? We've been inseparable so
Speaker 6: much for in coming. I've had a hard time hiding
Speaker 6: him from my daughter and my family.
Speaker 2: Listen to me. I've taken him on.
Speaker 6: Several business trips with me, and he looks great in
Speaker 6: all of the suits and nice shoes I bought him.
Speaker 2: You know why, because he was wearing snickers and T shirts.
Speaker 6: You had to buy him them shoes and them suits
Speaker 6: cause you couldn't make his.
Speaker 2: T shirt wearing ass no. Well with you, I thought
Speaker 2: y'all had a lot in common. He don't know how
Speaker 2: to dress.
Speaker 6: You taught him to, Yo letter, I talked to this
Speaker 6: young man everything he knows. He ain't know nothing. You
Speaker 6: taught him everything. He didn't know nothing. You taught him everything,
Speaker 6: and you got a lot in common. What he didn't
Speaker 6: know how to hand roll sushi when you met him.
Speaker 6: Now you got him hand rolling sushi. Let me tell
Speaker 6: you something. I went in the sushi restaurant in Atlanta
Speaker 6: one night. And this is years ago, years ago, Kings
Speaker 6: of comedy, years and it was two black guys behind
Speaker 6: the counter at the sushi place. I turned around, walked
Speaker 6: right out the two black dudle say, Steve, come on here, man,
Speaker 6: the sushi good? I said, y'all know good? Hell, well,
Speaker 6: y'all don't know nothing about cutting no damn sushi.
Speaker 2: That is not our job. If you back fish, I
Speaker 2: sit down. But you slicing raw fish?
Speaker 8: Boy?
Speaker 6: Stop, Now, you'd have got him to hand roll sushi
Speaker 6: for you. I showed him the art of making love
Speaker 6: to a real woman, and he mastered it. He okay,
Speaker 6: you can say he mastered it. He didne got better
Speaker 6: at it. You can't get worse at sex.
Speaker 2: You can just get better at it. So he's teachable.
Speaker 6: He's basically the perfect man for me, except you can't
Speaker 6: take him around your daughter, your family, or your friends.
Speaker 6: But the age difference will be a problem in the
Speaker 6: long run. Nah, it's a problem. Now, why are you
Speaker 6: talking about this problem?
Speaker 2: In the long run? You can't take him nowhere. He
Speaker 2: don't know nothing.
Speaker 6: You done taught him everything. It's a problem now. I
Speaker 6: know my family and friends gonna judge me because he's
Speaker 6: two years younger than my daughter.
Speaker 2: It's a problem now. Not in the long run.
Speaker 6: This problem ain't gonna get better. You gonna get older,
Speaker 6: and the gap it's gonna be more obvious. He wants
Speaker 6: me to meet his mother and grandmother. Let me tell
Speaker 6: you something. They gonna eat your ass alive. You go
Speaker 6: in there with this boy's mama and grandmama. He don't
Speaker 6: even he's so stupid. You didn't teach you what was
Speaker 6: gonna happen when he walked your old ass in there
Speaker 6: with his mama and grandmama.
Speaker 1: Did you who's gonna be worse though? See the mom
Speaker 1: or the grandmother?
Speaker 2: The grandmama gonna come. Oh, so you one of my friends.
Speaker 2: I saw you down at the hall.
Speaker 6: Didn't you look like the girl to work at the
Speaker 6: tavern I go to see. It's gonna get bath. They're
Speaker 6: gonna eat you.
Speaker 2: They gonna eat you a lot. You you walk your
Speaker 2: old ass in there with this daughter that's two years
Speaker 2: older than this boy. They already know what you.
Speaker 6: Did they already and know you that you done whipped it,
Speaker 6: because see this boy, he's whipped and they know you
Speaker 6: to put it on him like he never had it before.
Speaker 2: And now you he want to marry you. Has he
Speaker 2: lost his rabbit ass mine?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Boy, you you'd have whipped him this bad that he
Speaker 6: wants to marry you, and you gonna go in there
Speaker 6: and face his mother and grond I hope you do well.
Speaker 6: She said, you finish find it. I don't give a damn.
Speaker 6: You know this ain't gonna go overwhelmed with them. Okay,
Speaker 6: So you once again see when you said in this letter,
Speaker 6: this is gonna be a problem in the long run.
Speaker 6: I keep telling you it's a problem now. You hiding
Speaker 6: him from your friends. You got him here from your daughter.
Speaker 6: He's two years younger than your daughter. You got a granddaughter.
Speaker 6: You take him everywhere, and you done taught him everything
Speaker 6: because it's as stupid.
Speaker 2: He ain't know nothing.
Speaker 6: You men have always met married younger women, but it's
Speaker 6: not as accepted when women do it. I would hope
Speaker 6: that I'm everything this man needs and he won't want
Speaker 6: a young woman someday what his mom?
Speaker 2: Who the hell don't want a young woman.
Speaker 8: So what.
Speaker 2: What you all this stuff you have taught him to master?
Speaker 2: You don't think he won't want to show this to nobody?
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, thank you, Steve, will thank
Speaker 1: you Steve. We'll leave it right there. Post your comments
Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2: F n crazy. She know this ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1: She knows on Instagram and Facebook and coming up.
Speaker 2: But I do want you to go meet his mom
Speaker 2: and grandmama.
Speaker 1: Please turned out. Ye you're listening hard Morning show. All right,
Speaker 1: does marriage make you a better person? That is the
Speaker 1: question on the table right now.
Speaker 14: No, hey, hey, get test.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing newly on this show. A new study from
Speaker 1: Tilburg University in the Netherlands suggests that marriage can make
Speaker 1: you a better person. Specifically, getting hitched makes you more
Speaker 1: forgiving and more likely to exercise self control. All right,
Speaker 1: that's what it says.
Speaker 2: Who I study.
Speaker 1: This is a new study. They studied married married people,
Speaker 1: people that.
Speaker 2: Are in come by my house and study.
Speaker 1: From the Netherlands. It suggests that marriage can make you
Speaker 1: a better person. Specifically, getting hitched makes you more forgiving.
Speaker 1: It makes you more forgiving tom marriages and it makes
Speaker 1: you more likely to exercise self control. If you married
Speaker 1: to the wrong nothing, Tommy, No, that what are the
Speaker 1: one they got over here?
Speaker 6: Thank you, you married a wrong person. It will not
Speaker 6: make you a better persion. It makes you better at
Speaker 6: doing certain things. Like what a lot more crack cheater
Speaker 6: you ask? You real craft can learn somethings.
Speaker 5: What you learn like not how to go home?
Speaker 6: You learned about spots. You'll know about a lot of restaurants.
Speaker 6: You have a lot of little cobby holes when seeing restaurants.
Speaker 6: You know how to walk in places and spot cameras.
Speaker 6: You learned a lot the back way. Yeah, you know
Speaker 6: you use your phone different. When I was out there,
Speaker 6: wasn't no phone cameras, wasn't no GPS, wasn't none of that.
Speaker 2: When you're out there, Yeah, and I was out there
Speaker 2: see all this. Now, I already know I'm good because
Speaker 2: where I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6: Eye how to keep my head home, not figure GPS
Speaker 6: off your phone.
Speaker 2: You got to turn that on as soon as your leader. Hey, dog,
Speaker 2: if you're famous, you can't do nothing. You just can't
Speaker 2: do nothing. Just go home.
Speaker 6: Yes, if you're famous and you're not happy, just get
Speaker 6: yourself a divorced man because you gonna get seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it will be at your Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you did you want to say that aloud? Or
Speaker 1: did you want to keep that to yourself?
Speaker 5: He said, just go.
Speaker 2: Miserable meetings? You talk to another miserable heads.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he get married?
Speaker 2: I didn't. Y'all ain't tell me everything.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back. You're listening, Morning show. Here's
Speaker 1: a question. A guy asked his friend to email the
Speaker 1: morning show to get your opinion. Steve Uh, My wife
Speaker 1: went out of town this past weekend, and it was
Speaker 1: a good thing because on Saturday, a young guy, me
Speaker 1: around twenty years old, rang my doorbell. He asked me
Speaker 1: my name, asked if I once lived in Memphis, and
Speaker 1: asked me if I knew a woman whose name I
Speaker 1: won't mention. When those checked out, he then put out
Speaker 1: his hand and told me he was my son. I
Speaker 1: lived in Tennessee two decades ago, and I dated the
Speaker 1: woman for a little while. So the math checks out,
Speaker 1: and this was right before my wife and I got married.
Speaker 1: But the kid's mom didn't tell me any of this.
Speaker 1: I invited the young man in and we talked more
Speaker 1: about it. He's trying to put his life together. It
Speaker 1: was a cool conversation and we both agreed to get
Speaker 1: a DNA test to confirm or deny the possibility that
Speaker 1: he is my son. And yes, he favors me either way.
Speaker 1: How do I break this Maury Povich you are or
Speaker 1: you are not the father situation? To my wife? Do
Speaker 1: I tell her everything about the visit, the DNA test,
Speaker 1: or wait for the results and then tell her I
Speaker 1: have a son?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would, I would.
Speaker 6: I would take the DNA test and then when it
Speaker 6: comes back positive that that's your son, then you got
Speaker 6: to tell your wife exactly how it happened. This guy
Speaker 6: came to my house.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, oh, hell, I say, don't tell her
Speaker 1: about the visit first.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, it's easy. No.
Speaker 13: No, you did on the weekend.
Speaker 1: What happened this weekend?
Speaker 10: What'd you do?
Speaker 2: Nothing there? I'll watch it to you myself. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: promise you.
Speaker 6: I'm not mentioned. So he came over you. How come
Speaker 6: you didn't tell me this right there? Baby, listen, I
Speaker 6: didn't know whether this young man was telling the truth
Speaker 6: or not. I do remember this woman over twenty years ago.
Speaker 6: It was before we got married. I do remember this.
Speaker 6: But if it wasn't no DNA, it ain't no need
Speaker 6: of him talking to me about this. I find out
Speaker 6: it's truth.
Speaker 1: I have a son, So you know, twenty years means
Speaker 1: nothing to her because this happened right before the wedding.
Speaker 1: He was born before the wed Yeah, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you do realize that, well at.
Speaker 6: Nine months, nine months, you know all as long long
Speaker 6: is he born before this weddy we got we got something.
Speaker 8: So you.
Speaker 1: Knew about this woman while you were walking down while
Speaker 1: we were walking down the aisle.
Speaker 6: I had I had known of this woman before we
Speaker 6: got married, but after I found out we were serious,
Speaker 6: I broke it off. I was younger back ton, I
Speaker 6: was younger back then. You'll be able to get past
Speaker 6: this twenty year thing. And there see no, no, no,
Speaker 6: listen to me, No no, no, it's not gonna be easy.
Speaker 6: But see you out of the child support stage. You know,
Speaker 6: ain't no money got to come out the house. You
Speaker 6: know it's easier to you know this is my son.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it.
Speaker 6: Then you got to do the right thing as a
Speaker 6: man because he trying to put his life together. So
Speaker 6: you got to help this your son at this point,
Speaker 6: I don't think this is going. This is not gonna
Speaker 6: lou cause him his marriage. It's gonna create a whole
Speaker 6: lot of questions. He gonna get tapped a lot in
Speaker 6: the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, yes, he is. Let me. Let me ask
Speaker 2: you something.
Speaker 6: So when we went to Kane, Ko, because you were
Speaker 6: seeing her way wait man, wait wait wait.
Speaker 2: But you was in Memphis.
Speaker 1: In ninety.
Speaker 6: Yes that wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold on waitmen.
Speaker 6: In two thousand, though, we we went to see my
Speaker 6: mama in Texas. Black women can do math. Wait wait
Speaker 6: wait wait wait minute wait wait minute, wait, manue hold on.
Speaker 6: So when you was driving, yes to see me in Dallas, which.
Speaker 2: Way you go? Because that's fardy, fardy fardy.
Speaker 6: Once you come down Nashville, you hit fardy and then
Speaker 6: you come across the Augasas to get on thirty.
Speaker 2: You must have stopped. You want to see this happen
Speaker 2: right for you? Baby birthday.
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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we
Speaker 1: will play a round of would you rather? Right after
Speaker 1: this you're listening morning show time now for a round
Speaker 1: of would you rather? All right, guys, here we go.
Speaker 1: Would you rather work four day weeks or work two
Speaker 1: months on and one month off?
Speaker 13: Hey, Andy, think about that?
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no, I want two months own, one
Speaker 6: month off? Yeah yeah, hell yeah, work week. I've been
Speaker 6: in the four day weeks.
Speaker 2: I better do that. That one month off, I'm gonna forget.
Speaker 2: I'm working. I got it. Two months own, one month
Speaker 2: off like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all because you went to Vegas for thirty days?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
Speaker 1: or one night stand with your celebrity crush?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 14: Oh live sid just okay, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have one night stand with your
Speaker 1: celebrity crush?
Speaker 2: Or you don't get your partner?
Speaker 6: No more?
Speaker 2: Both of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you cannot.
Speaker 2: I'm taking the I'm gone take all.
Speaker 5: You said?
Speaker 1: Why do you sound upset about it?
Speaker 5: Gone over here where I've been to Helen once again.
Speaker 6: Now you know the real Shaka for you when you
Speaker 6: discover helly don't want sho I showed wish I could arrange.
Speaker 2: That she don't want.
Speaker 14: She don't want the one nice stand right all.
Speaker 2: The ten years?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be in jail for five years or
Speaker 1: be in a coma for a decade? Jail for five
Speaker 1: or a coma for ten?
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to do this jail really, hell yeah,
Speaker 2: wet that cam get it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take that coma. Give me some rest, Cooma
Speaker 6: when you come out that come. I can't tell you
Speaker 6: how poy.
Speaker 1: Like people.
Speaker 2: Just come here and visit me when I'm in the hospital.
Speaker 2: You don't now you know what you're gonna wait? You
Speaker 2: know what You're gonna look like? A beard?
Speaker 1: How long will this beard be?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 14: You would rather go to jail?
Speaker 1: Help?
Speaker 6: Okay, do that jail. There'll be in a cab for
Speaker 6: ten they're laying up here to Hey, I done missed everything.
Speaker 5: I'm hilarious in jail.
Speaker 2: Dog, I'll give me some dog, I'll get some groups
Speaker 2: together in prison.
Speaker 8: And what.
Speaker 7: You all right?
Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather? Coming up forty
Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour. It's our last break up
Speaker 1: the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the
Speaker 1: one and em least stee you Harvey. Right after this
Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show, Steve, We're ready for your closing remarks.
Speaker 6: I'm so happy, hight everybody my closing remarks today. This
Speaker 6: is what I've chosen to do. I have variations of
Speaker 6: this when I'm talking as a speaker and things like that,
Speaker 6: but I'm I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Go a different way with you today.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: There's a saying.
Speaker 6: That if you're the smartest person in your group, then
Speaker 6: you need a new group. I want you, I want
Speaker 6: you all to just think about that for a minute.
Speaker 6: If you're the smartest person in your group, you need
Speaker 6: a new group.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: I've been very, very guilty of this, not saying that
Speaker 6: I was smarter than everybody else, but I had been
Speaker 6: exposed more than a certain group of people I had
Speaker 6: employed and had hanging around me. I had been exposed
Speaker 6: to more things. I naturally was making more because they
Speaker 6: were mostly employees. I wanted more, uh and because of
Speaker 6: the fact that I had more and more was required
Speaker 6: of me, I just had bigger dreams. I outdreamed everybody
Speaker 6: in my group, and it just gotten to a point.
Speaker 6: And I'm saying this because I want you all to
Speaker 6: put everything into perspective. As I'm talking to you, just
Speaker 6: imagine at your place in your life that if you're
Speaker 6: the one that's constantly coming up with the ideas, you're
Speaker 6: the one constantly coming up with the solution. You're the
Speaker 6: one everybody turns to for guidance. You're the person always
Speaker 6: picking up the tab. You're the person that's the.
Speaker 2: Only one who's dreaming really big.
Speaker 6: You're the one that's pulling the wagon, and you happen
Speaker 6: to be carrying everybody.
Speaker 2: That's on it.
Speaker 6: Ain't none of your associates getting off the wagon to
Speaker 6: help you pull it, push it, guide it, or nothing.
Speaker 6: They just own the wagon and you're doing all the pulling.
Speaker 6: You need a new group. You need a new group.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: The problem with acquiring this new group is going to
Speaker 6: be that the fact is inevitable you have to get
Speaker 6: rid of the old group.
Speaker 2: And it's hard.
Speaker 6: It's hard cutting people loose because for the most part,
Speaker 6: you're just a nice person because you start beating yourself
Speaker 6: up with stuff that has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: Well, if I let them go, what they gonna do?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: How his family gonna eat? How her family gonna survive,
Speaker 6: How they gonna if I let them go?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: How they gonna feel about me? What will they say
Speaker 6: about me? What will the other group members think about me?
Speaker 6: But you know something, mad, that's not your job. And
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to sound cold to callous, but it's
Speaker 6: just not your job. They are responsible for themselves.
Speaker 2: But through this.
Speaker 6: Meaningless emotion called guilt, they will make you feel guilt
Speaker 6: about letting them go and making them stop riding up
Speaker 6: the heel and your wagon for free. And they use guilt,
Speaker 6: which is the most meaningless emotion, and they give it
Speaker 6: to you all the time.
Speaker 2: Y'all, do yourself a favor. Stop doing that.
Speaker 6: Stop carrying people who should be walking themselves. Stop pulling
Speaker 6: people up the heel and your wagon when they need
Speaker 6: to get their own wagon to pull.
Speaker 2: Stop, do yourself a favor, get yourself a new group.
Speaker 6: They will be fine because let me ask you a question.
Speaker 6: This is something my father used to say to me
Speaker 6: all the time, what would you do if you didn't
Speaker 6: know me? And I used to never understand when my
Speaker 6: father said it that until I got older, but I
Speaker 6: hear him saying it to me all the time. People
Speaker 6: come to you and ask you for money because I
Speaker 6: know you got it because you're doing better than them. Well,
Speaker 6: you work harder than them, so quite naturally you should
Speaker 6: be doing better them. Now they come to you and
Speaker 6: ladies guilt.
Speaker 7: Man, you.
Speaker 6: Done came up and all us, over all of us,
Speaker 6: and left us back. He now, we so proud of you.
Speaker 2: Let me hold.
Speaker 6: My father used to say, if you didn't know me,
Speaker 6: what would you do? So I started incorporating that in
Speaker 6: my life. If you didn't have my number, who would
Speaker 6: you call? I cannot be everybody's emergency. If you are
Speaker 6: everybody's emergency phone call, you need a new group. They
Speaker 6: gonna bring you down. Man, I'm telling you, they're going
Speaker 6: to bring you down. And when you go down, guess
Speaker 6: what they gonna get another emergency number. They not gonna
Speaker 6: be there for you. All these people that use you
Speaker 6: as they emergency, do you have the ability to use
Speaker 6: them as your emergency?
Speaker 2: I think not. It's time to look at getting a
Speaker 2: new group. Now.
Speaker 6: You can sever the ties with these people now, or
Speaker 6: you can wait until a major event occurs. That's gonna
Speaker 6: cause you have to break it off, and it's gonna
Speaker 6: be a lot more painful and a lot more costly,
Speaker 6: you know. But Bishop Jake said one time, sometimes you
Speaker 6: have to let people go so they can be freed
Speaker 6: up to go be who they're supposed to be, because
Speaker 6: some people just hanging on casts. It's comfortable because you've
Speaker 6: made it comfortable for people. And I'm talking to everybody
Speaker 6: out there. This ain't for me or people who have employees.
Speaker 6: This is for people who have people in their lives
Speaker 6: that's constantly pulling on you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: For twenty dollars here, forty dollars here, one hundred over here?
Speaker 6: My light bell went off. They cut this off. They
Speaker 6: calling me, I'm behind on my TAXI my income tax check.
Speaker 2: Ain't hear you?
Speaker 5: Man? Oh man?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 6: How many times do you get that? Stop being everybody's
Speaker 6: emergency phone call? Because if they didn't know you, what
Speaker 6: would they do? My father used to say, when they
Speaker 6: don't know you, what would they do? They need to
Speaker 6: get home and get to doing it. You can't save
Speaker 6: everybody because they'll bring you down. If you're the smartest
Speaker 6: person in your group, you need a new group.
Speaker 2: Y'all have a great day. Okay, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 2: good weekend too.
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