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Speaker 7: I just have to tell you about it. I can't
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Speaker 7: good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.
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Speaker 7: the procrastination is only hurting you yourself. If you got
Speaker 7: a goal of aspiration to dream and you fall off
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Speaker 7: know where you left off.
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Speaker 7: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
Speaker 7: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
Speaker 7: knows where you left off, you can get back on track. Look, man,
Speaker 7: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
Speaker 7: and it got off track. Now it got off track.
Speaker 7: I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
Speaker 7: in some real dog moments when it looked like it
Speaker 7: wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
Speaker 7: just the hope that one day it could. But that's
Speaker 7: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
Speaker 7: things that you cannot see. But faith gives you the
Speaker 7: confidence to keep hoping.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 7: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Speaker 7: Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
Speaker 7: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope, And
Speaker 7: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
Speaker 7: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
Speaker 7: gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
Speaker 7: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
Speaker 7: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
Speaker 7: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
Speaker 7: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
Speaker 7: dream on aspiration of vision or something, when you fall
Speaker 7: off track and you want to go get back in line,
Speaker 7: God holds your place.
Speaker 4: See. He held on to that for me.
Speaker 7: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
Speaker 7: he said, okay, here's where we stopped.
Speaker 4: You want to be on TV. Now.
Speaker 7: When you get it together and you quit tripping and
Speaker 7: you come and your turn to me, I'm gonna hold
Speaker 7: your place, put you back in line. Then we're gonna
Speaker 7: finish the journey that took me a lot longer to
Speaker 7: get here than I wanted to. But then it was
Speaker 7: necessary because I needed all of them mishaps to happen
Speaker 7: to me along the way. So when I got on
Speaker 7: the radio one day, which I did not see coming,
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all. That's why I
Speaker 7: say it every day. See, because of this radio show
Speaker 7: that I didn't see coming. Now I have stories to tell.
Speaker 7: I got experiences to share, and I can tell you
Speaker 7: about me better I can tell you about anybody. And
Speaker 7: I don't been through enough whereas relatable, where enough people
Speaker 7: can go. Man, that happened to me, appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 4: That's what it was for.
Speaker 7: See, I get it now. See at the time, no,
Speaker 7: I didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
Speaker 7: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
Speaker 7: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
Speaker 7: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
Speaker 7: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
Speaker 7: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
Speaker 7: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
Speaker 7: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because
Speaker 7: man if you ever come to me, I have a
Speaker 7: plan for you that is going to be far and above.
Speaker 7: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
Speaker 7: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
Speaker 7: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
Speaker 7: And then God started working and here I am today.
Speaker 7: Now he threw it me yet Nope? Have I arrived
Speaker 7: jet Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
Speaker 7: other day about comedy, and he's a really good stand up.
Speaker 4: You know, this young dude that's really good.
Speaker 7: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
Speaker 7: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7: I just want it off me, I said, sir, listen
Speaker 7: to me, you young dude. This thing that climbs on
Speaker 7: my back every night before I go on stage. I
Speaker 7: don't know what it is. It's got something to do
Speaker 7: with pressure, It's got something to do with anticipation. It's
Speaker 7: got a whole lot to do with the fear of falling.
Speaker 4: He said, what you mean by that?
Speaker 7: I said, every night I walk out on stage, it's
Speaker 7: like I'm about to go and step off of cliff.
Speaker 7: I say, it's a sickening feeling. He said, man, but
Speaker 7: you do so well. I said, that's because the parachute opens.
Speaker 7: I say, but I want you to understand something. When
Speaker 7: I first walk out there, it's just stepping off the cliff. Now,
Speaker 7: the yolks provide a parachute which slows my descent when
Speaker 7: I jump off the cliff, and I turned it into
Speaker 7: a glide. And then I take the audience this way
Speaker 7: and I swung them back over to that way. We
Speaker 7: might swing out to the Colorado Rockies. We may go
Speaker 7: down to Miami with this joke. We may take it
Speaker 7: on out to LA and I just swing back and
Speaker 7: forth till I land softly. The crowd cheers. The night
Speaker 7: is over with, I said, but it's been too many
Speaker 7: nights though. When I walked off that cliff and I
Speaker 7: pulled the cord and the parachute didn't open, I said,
Speaker 7: Now I'm just free falling out there for thirty minutes.
Speaker 7: Ain't no jokes working. Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said,
Speaker 7: So see, that's what it's like for me. And then
Speaker 7: you know what I found out if you done walked
Speaker 7: off the cliff in life, and you ain't got no
Speaker 7: guard in your life. It's like not having a parachute.
Speaker 7: You step off the cliff and you just free falling.
Speaker 7: Now see we all now that fog gets you closer
Speaker 7: to the grave, right, we all heading to the grave
Speaker 7: from the moment we're born. But the cool thing about
Speaker 7: a relationship with God is when you step off the
Speaker 7: cliff and you got God here a parachute. You still
Speaker 7: going down, but it's a nice ride, and God just
Speaker 7: helps your descent appear more like a rise and more
Speaker 7: like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God
Speaker 7: in your life and you just walking off that cliff
Speaker 7: every day, free falling.
Speaker 4: Ain't got no.
Speaker 7: Cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because
Speaker 7: you to mess around with yourself, and ain't let God
Speaker 7: come into your life and provide.
Speaker 4: A parachute for you.
Speaker 7: I would rather have a parachute since I got to
Speaker 7: jump every day, than to not have one. God has
Speaker 7: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
Speaker 7: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
Speaker 7: most good things that happen in my life that I
Speaker 7: can't explain, it's usually him.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, it is here, the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 7: Show has beset itself upon us.
Speaker 4: It is an.
Speaker 7: Arrival of a new day. It is a glorious day.
Speaker 7: Today is the day that the Lord has made. Let
Speaker 7: us rejoice and be glad in it. I want to
Speaker 7: thank ILOs Via Harvey for saying that to me on
Speaker 7: my way out to school every morning. I didn't get
Speaker 7: it back then because I was boy and I just
Speaker 7: didn't want to apply that.
Speaker 4: I ain't understand why.
Speaker 7: She kept saying that I heard this yesterday, But oh God,
Speaker 7: I thank her for that, because now I realize today
Speaker 7: is today that the Lord has made that I had
Speaker 7: nothing to do with the production of it. He makes
Speaker 7: that sun come up every single day. You can't stop it.
Speaker 7: You can't move it shifted, you can't do nothing with
Speaker 7: its appearance or its arrival or its departure. Man for
Speaker 7: the Mighty God, research thank you all for the day. Yes,
Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: This show stars a bunch of Christians.
Speaker 7: Shirley Strawberry who sends for scriptures every morning. I've asked
Speaker 7: her too, and I thank her to do it. Call
Speaker 7: her for real? Who is a Christian that's very similar
Speaker 7: to the Christian that I am. Entry level Christianity only
Speaker 7: Carl and I do not practice advanced Christianity. We are
Speaker 7: very comfortable with entry level. If you slap us, you
Speaker 7: will be slapped back. The mouth of the South. Give
Speaker 7: him all the praise and glory, the mouth of the South,
Speaker 7: who's raised in Mississippian Old Lord, if you don't relieve
Speaker 7: any religion anywhere, you need it now, Ladies and Jermy
Speaker 7: kill Spates, better known as Junior, who has called on
Speaker 7: God more time than any of us put together. In
Speaker 7: week one week, he said his name more times than
Speaker 7: we do in a year. The last but not leads
Speaker 7: a man who resembles the art of Christianity, even at
Speaker 7: a lower level than Carle and we do entry level Christianity.
Speaker 4: He just does basic Christianity. It's called b C. He
Speaker 4: has a form of Christianity that that was done before Christ.
Speaker 4: He honors the.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 4: This boy is different. He's a knockout artist.
Speaker 7: He's a grudge holder, hate the part of his repertoire, hothead,
Speaker 7: short tempered, quick week.
Speaker 4: All of that.
Speaker 7: Has the nerve to love the Lord anyhow and help
Speaker 7: wounded veterans around the world, right, got the nerve to
Speaker 7: be it. In the words of my mama, tender hearty.
Speaker 7: She told me about my father one day. One day,
Speaker 7: my mama said, boy, you just like your daddy. Your
Speaker 7: daddy rough, Your daddy'll whoop a man, but your daddy
Speaker 7: tender hearty. He said, your daddy cry. I said, Mama,
Speaker 7: I ain't never seen daddy cry before. She said, you
Speaker 7: ain't never seen him. I'm married to him. You tend
Speaker 7: to hearty just like your daddy. So boy, you ignory
Speaker 7: just like him too.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it is coming up. In thirty two minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew and run that
Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
Speaker 1: with the nephew and run that prank back. What you
Speaker 1: got for his neph This.
Speaker 2: Right here is your son is going back to pre
Speaker 2: k to let's go catch dog. I don't want hear
Speaker 2: nothing else but.
Speaker 8: Hell.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas.
Speaker 9: Please.
Speaker 2: My name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over
Speaker 2: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
Speaker 2: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting his
Speaker 2: first grade.
Speaker 4: Baby is ready, right, Listen, miss Thomas.
Speaker 2: I've been going through actually all of the children's records
Speaker 2: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
Speaker 2: son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I
Speaker 2: mean there's been a few. I actually spoke with the
Speaker 2: teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and it
Speaker 2: seems like he just really wasn't up to par as.
Speaker 4: The rest of the children.
Speaker 5: His conduct. Now, he talks, but he gets his work.
Speaker 5: So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?
Speaker 2: Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
Speaker 2: his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
Speaker 2: the other children.
Speaker 4: She did tell me he was a disobedient child.
Speaker 5: No, he disobedient and talking two different things.
Speaker 4: Come on, Okay, well.
Speaker 2: Man, listen, what we've decided here is we're gonna let
Speaker 2: little actually do another year of kindergarten.
Speaker 5: No, y'all ain't gonna gonna let him do another year
Speaker 5: of kindergarten.
Speaker 4: No, sign man, that's that's the only choice I.
Speaker 7: Have after lo u.
Speaker 5: No, we got our letter in the mail with our
Speaker 5: report card the week after school's started, and it said
Speaker 5: on the back promoted. And if I got to get
Speaker 5: about this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be
Speaker 5: out because I'm telling you right now we will be
Speaker 5: in the first grade. Kindergarten. Wasn't that hard. I'm not
Speaker 5: sure what they told you about him, but it must
Speaker 5: be the wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, he don't understand that. He doesn't color as well
Speaker 2: as the rest of kids. He's all out of it.
Speaker 2: He's out of the lines when he colored. He doesn't
Speaker 2: know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we
Speaker 2: need when you first come into into the.
Speaker 5: First grad when I can show you on this paper
Speaker 5: he did satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about
Speaker 5: to out and I'm already sick calling me with some
Speaker 5: by my son blunking kender garden. He ain't that kind
Speaker 5: of thing.
Speaker 4: It does not color well, ma'am.
Speaker 5: I say, Colin ain't got nothing to do with the
Speaker 5: dadgarde kindergarten. He is going to the first grade and
Speaker 5: I'll be down there on August twenty four.
Speaker 4: No, I will not be able to allow you to get.
Speaker 5: Into school on a god, mister, I'm sorry, and let
Speaker 5: me get Let me tell you what. Let me go
Speaker 5: in and get my pencil pen because I don't live
Speaker 5: that far from the school. And if y'all aren't ready
Speaker 5: down there, calls him some conflict. I need to get
Speaker 5: up and go down there because I'm not telling my
Speaker 5: baby when he come home today, so he ain't going
Speaker 5: to the dad gun first, ma'am.
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: refuse education from him on August.
Speaker 5: You know what, I just went back and put him
Speaker 5: in public school. I know that was a stake in
Speaker 5: the first place. Food which I'm talking about some coloring.
Speaker 5: Give me your name against her Stapleton, man, And what's
Speaker 5: that number down there?
Speaker 4: The number here is actually area code.
Speaker 5: Wait, man, I got the number. Now, mind, I pulled
Speaker 5: up this report card. I got the number your name
Speaker 5: on the back of this paper. I tell you what
Speaker 5: I was twenty fourth wheel be coming in there, going
Speaker 5: to school, and I might make a trip around there
Speaker 5: this evening when I come from the document. I'm not
Speaker 5: want to hear that calling. Ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 5: with nothing else.
Speaker 4: It's not only color.
Speaker 2: Here's arithmetickets back all right, No, are you working with
Speaker 2: him at home?
Speaker 5: When you're doing anything at home today? What you're trying
Speaker 5: to say, I'm an incompetent parent.
Speaker 4: I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with
Speaker 4: your child.
Speaker 5: I'm working with my child every day. He can read
Speaker 5: better than you.
Speaker 3: Probably, No, he can't read, Princess.
Speaker 5: I can't read better than you, because honestly, you read
Speaker 5: that wrong on that paper that he's supposed to be
Speaker 5: going back to kindergarten, when I know the paper saying
Speaker 5: from his going to the first grade. And I'm not
Speaker 5: listening to no more this about him going backward. Now,
Speaker 5: if you got a problem with your paper work, maybe
Speaker 5: you need to go talk to your secretary or somebody
Speaker 5: in there that wrote my baby.
Speaker 4: Name down with your son's name.
Speaker 5: Thomas, Ma'm no, it ain't him, baby, I know it
Speaker 5: ain't him. You're not gonna sit up and tell me
Speaker 5: my son is flocking kindergarten. He is not going back
Speaker 5: to that kindergarten.
Speaker 4: Don't bring your son down August four.
Speaker 5: I tell you what, be ready to put me and
Speaker 5: my husband, but we will be down there. Augia four,
Speaker 5: that pant shoes, uniform. Everything you hear me, I will
Speaker 5: not be able to allow him in education, and that
Speaker 5: right now. I will come down there, right now and
Speaker 5: make that correction on that paper for you. Is not
Speaker 5: going back to no kindergarten for no coloring.
Speaker 4: Can you bring him down here and let him color
Speaker 4: for me?
Speaker 5: You tell about coloring arithmetic on ourself? No, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: We will be down there augusta twenty four. I will
Speaker 5: have this poor card in my head that says you
Speaker 5: have been promoted to the first grade. And he's gonna
Speaker 5: have a mile on his face, and so are you.
Speaker 4: I got one one thing I need to tell you.
Speaker 4: Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say
Speaker 5: something that sounds like the first grade, because I'm not playing.
Speaker 5: I would go down to this dadgun administrative office and
Speaker 5: I had five because my son would be in that
Speaker 5: first grade.
Speaker 4: Are you raising your voice at who are you raising
Speaker 4: your voice?
Speaker 5: You're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy to you?
Speaker 5: What ground woman? I don't need to be explain to
Speaker 5: you why I'm.
Speaker 4: Trying to Did you graduate?
Speaker 5: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a
Speaker 5: great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves
Speaker 5: and for our children. And that's why we know you're
Speaker 5: not You're.
Speaker 4: Not even at work right now, man, I.
Speaker 5: Said, I'm shack phone. I told you that when you
Speaker 5: call him right on the doctor to call me now, partner,
Speaker 5: that'sing my phone call.
Speaker 4: Can you color because your son can't color?
Speaker 5: Got of questions that can ask me? Can I color?
Speaker 5: Why are you white or black? You asked? Mess dressed?
Speaker 5: May am I colored?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I asked you? Can you color like your son?
Speaker 5: Some racist lines in there? Can you color?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: My color and me being colored ain't got nothing to
Speaker 5: do with none of this. Is this a race thing?
Speaker 5: You trying to make sure you send him back.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want
Speaker 2: to send him back to color to get his coloring together.
Speaker 5: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
Speaker 5: And if you are the head person down there now,
Speaker 5: you aren't competent and you are an illiterate, call me
Speaker 5: and tell me that my son has to go back
Speaker 5: the first grade. I got one mixed up. I'll tell
Speaker 5: you what I'm through with this guy. I'm this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be
Speaker 4: out here. Are you listening.
Speaker 2: I'm listening this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 2: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girl friend
Speaker 2: of f Laicia.
Speaker 5: I'm Onlia, I am going to beat her. You're about
Speaker 5: to get to out the plank. I mean, I'm writing,
Speaker 5: I'm in everything, that everything. I'm gonna beat her because
Speaker 5: you know I don't play when it comes to my kids.
Speaker 4: That's all right, all right, but one more question?
Speaker 2: Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 2: radio show in the land.
Speaker 5: That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Baby, come on here now, all right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next? It is as the CELO, our Chief
Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building and he's waiting.
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time to
Speaker 1: ask the CLO, Chief Love Office of Steve Hart. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: here we are is ready? Are you ready? Irma and
Speaker 1: Hammond writes, I'm a sixty year old widow and I'm
Speaker 1: dating a guy that's a chef. We bonded over our
Speaker 1: love for food, but he thinks he's the best cook
Speaker 1: on the planet. I made gumbo for him and instead
Speaker 1: of enjoying it, he critiqued it. We got in an
Speaker 1: argument and I said, most of his food is bland.
Speaker 1: He hasn't called sense. Should I reach out?
Speaker 2: Nothing like a good gumbo argument. Well you see, y'all
Speaker 2: too old, last people.
Speaker 7: Y'all too old last people here arguing about food instead
Speaker 7: of trying to find a way to get along, y'all
Speaker 7: trying to find a way to see. His need to
Speaker 7: be accepted as the chef and your need to be
Speaker 7: accepted as a good cook's greater than both y'all's needs
Speaker 7: to have a quality relationship. Oh wow, there is a saying,
Speaker 7: And I'm not sure if it's a scripture or not.
Speaker 7: Ain't no food like an old food pretty show? That
Speaker 7: ain't a scripture, ain't no party, but it sound.
Speaker 4: Like it should be. So congratulations.
Speaker 7: Both of you all have ruined your relationship because you
Speaker 7: all won't let the other person win. And that's as
Speaker 7: simple as that. And what would it have hurt if
Speaker 7: he'd have just hho, damn gumbo? And what would have
Speaker 7: hurt if you would have just said you a great chef?
Speaker 7: What would it have hurt? But he bought this on
Speaker 7: hisself because he started he did dumb ass dude. Sometimes
Speaker 7: the damn gumbo.
Speaker 4: Ego got in the way.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right.
Speaker 7: I mean, let's look at our very own show as
Speaker 7: a great example. Shirley k Ball water but she got
Speaker 7: a hug, but don't know she hello, learn yourself something,
Speaker 7: lady teaching, and Paul Nesto then had to eat lord
Speaker 7: knows what out of a damn crock pot. He had
Speaker 7: steak and rice out of a crock pot one time,
Speaker 7: lady with foam on it, and he ate it. No,
Speaker 7: he didn't, didn't need Let's pray for nests though.
Speaker 1: Moving on, Okay, Marie in Tampa says, my husband and
Speaker 1: I met through my best friend, so we're all close
Speaker 1: and they talk often. She needed boxes moved from her
Speaker 1: attic and she called my husband. I went too, because
Speaker 1: I don't trust women. She jokingly said, uh, don't nobody
Speaker 1: want your man? He laughed, but I didn't. Was she
Speaker 1: joking or being shady?
Speaker 7: The three of us on this show will tell you
Speaker 7: that the best jokes we've ever written has been ninety
Speaker 7: percent truth.
Speaker 2: The truth.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's something to her line that she stated.
Speaker 7: Don't nobody want your man? Why you call him all
Speaker 7: the time. If you don't want my man, why you
Speaker 7: ask him to come over here and move?
Speaker 4: No box?
Speaker 2: You don't know no other men. They got three men
Speaker 2: in a truck. They got all kind of moving companies.
Speaker 4: You can come.
Speaker 7: Hell, yeah, they probably got Uber moves by now there
Speaker 7: you go, you haul?
Speaker 4: Oh you know what? You ain't tripping? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes, she says she does not trust women. Okay, go
Speaker 1: with your first man, all right, Marie. And I'm mad
Speaker 1: at hope for they're not And all right. TetR im
Speaker 1: Portsmouth says, I'm moving to a new city to marry
Speaker 1: a man that I met online. I've been single for years,
Speaker 1: so I had to tell my old sex buddies and
Speaker 1: exes that I'll be off the market. One of them
Speaker 1: said goodbye. One of them got some goodbye cookie too.
Speaker 1: I want to intermarriage with a clean slate? Should I
Speaker 1: change my Facebook page and my cell number?
Speaker 7: If you want to hit a marriage with a clean slate,
Speaker 7: what you need to do is quit calling people up
Speaker 7: because your ass gets talked into things.
Speaker 4: Don't get it. You just need to quit calling people up. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 4: I'm Finn.
Speaker 1: Move up?
Speaker 4: Huh? Say one month? What Saturday?
Speaker 1: Saturday?
Speaker 7: Last time? You promise, Okay, I'll be there. You like
Speaker 7: the red Ones, Okay.
Speaker 2: To you.
Speaker 4: You need to just look, just do what you're gonna do.
Speaker 7: Block everybody, change your number, get off Facebook like that
Speaker 7: and going about your business.
Speaker 4: How many people you do have to call?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might want to get baptized too. You might
Speaker 2: want to do a little that too. Just yeah, you
Speaker 2: need to be washed. Yeah, in the blood of the
Speaker 2: life all you can get washed. That'll probably be better. Oh,
Speaker 2: because if you get washed, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, Moving on to Liliana. Oh Liliana, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty name, Liliana, and Savannah says. I'm a thirty
Speaker 1: three year old Latina woman and I am only interested
Speaker 1: in dating black men, but I hear horror stories about
Speaker 1: how mean they are. The first black man I dated
Speaker 1: ghosted me after we had sex, even after I waited
Speaker 1: three months to sleep with him. Is it a way
Speaker 1: to vet these guys before I get too deeply involved
Speaker 1: with them?
Speaker 7: So wait a minute, let me ask you, so before
Speaker 7: you start slamming the whole black male races your monsters
Speaker 7: that they are. Why Latino men I mean, I mean,
Speaker 7: I mean Latin men is because men are the same
Speaker 7: everywhere why don't you try some white men that were
Speaker 7: all the same we men, y'all get upset.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, let me tell you something. If you got
Speaker 4: the wrong one, you got the wrong one. I don't
Speaker 4: care what race he belonged to.
Speaker 7: You all the focus on getting the right man instead
Speaker 7: of a type of man, because obviously your type ain't
Speaker 7: working for you. So why don't you try that, Lily Anna?
Speaker 7: Because Tommy, me and Junior, Hey, we ain't never we
Speaker 7: never been described as monsters towards women. You might not
Speaker 7: like me now once I end up not liking you,
Speaker 7: Oh I'm gone. Now, Yeah, I get ghosts.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if you told her these horror stories
Speaker 1: that she's heard.
Speaker 4: But I hear a.
Speaker 1: Black men are well what you want us from white
Speaker 1: women being ghosted? Latino women?
Speaker 7: And oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that
Speaker 7: CLO has an announcement to make you think black men
Speaker 7: is moss. White men will have your ass on a
Speaker 7: fishing boat with rocks in the boat, throwing out to
Speaker 7: sea and way coming back.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you feel you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: Steve, what does Jay have going on?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 4: This road trip?
Speaker 7: A reenactment of everybody who's going to be taking a
Speaker 7: road trip this summer summertime, time for a bunch of
Speaker 7: people to get in the car and ride.
Speaker 11: And it was sound something like this.
Speaker 7: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React. What
Speaker 7: is it like when six grown people who work together
Speaker 7: take a road trip?
Speaker 4: All right, everybody in bug out?
Speaker 7: All right, let me start the car. They're dinging right there.
Speaker 7: Somebody ain't got their seat belt? All right, all right,
Speaker 7: now we need a little driving music.
Speaker 4: Boy, I like that. Did you hear what that help from? Taylor?
Speaker 1: Stripy version?
Speaker 4: Almost didn't like that? Girl no more?
Speaker 1: Well, quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music.
Speaker 7: Come on, k.
Speaker 11: Dang, that's nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what happened to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So we're not listening listen to nothing. We ain't listening
Speaker 4: to nothing.
Speaker 11: Hang in silence, riding silence. Then let's just ride in silence.
Speaker 12: I just have a question, Yeah, well, boy, are we well?
Speaker 4: What you come for?
Speaker 1: You want to play a game?
Speaker 4: Play what game? Games?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: We can sing that song? Ninety nine bottles of beer
Speaker 1: saying that?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 11: Can we that's my cock?
Speaker 4: Can we play that?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 4: In the car. You own? Can we can we get
Speaker 4: something to eat?
Speaker 3: You know we just got in the car.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something.
Speaker 4: Week Yes, to be quiet?
Speaker 1: No, oh, it's hot in here. Can you turn to
Speaker 1: Anna say this?
Speaker 11: I gotta say this.
Speaker 3: What I'm gonna say it?
Speaker 4: What I got? The peek said, damn it? Everybody else,
Speaker 4: get out the car?
Speaker 3: Just open the day.
Speaker 4: I'm constantly wait, wait, wait, hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I'm Nona, damn nephew. I'm the dont no everybody out.
Speaker 2: I ain't everybody. You're talking about him.
Speaker 1: As much as I hate packing and I hate jack
Speaker 1: out to car, give me there.
Speaker 4: If you did pack, that's right. Get out. I just
Speaker 4: so I got a gun. Get out? Name is actually
Speaker 4: shoot something?
Speaker 7: Get out to car, get out, tell me get out,
Speaker 7: drunk out, joint out, Colin, Charlie out.
Speaker 1: I'm not walking in here.
Speaker 4: You ain't got to walk. Get out to car. Don't
Speaker 4: push me now, don't push your now what happened? Now?
Speaker 13: That's all you want to do is turn that musical
Speaker 13: he just drove off? Say carl called uber?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Tell me called uber? Ye can't believe I'm not walking.
Speaker 4: The car.
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a fun road trip.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: He do nothing together?
Speaker 4: I know he better put them back up, lights on
Speaker 4: to bring his hands back down. Here is he making
Speaker 4: it right on the highway?
Speaker 2: Look, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I got I got it. I gotta say no, let
Speaker 2: me do this. Hold on, hold on, I got you.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're standing out here.
Speaker 4: I got the back home.
Speaker 1: I'm home.
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go. Hold on, Yeah, I fixed,
Speaker 2: I fixed, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know you just
Speaker 2: left all us on the side of the road.
Speaker 4: Hello, hey, what you left us on the side of
Speaker 4: the road.
Speaker 3: You're not coming back.
Speaker 4: I can see you. Oh, we got girls with it.
Speaker 4: You there with you, take care of them. Okay, this
Speaker 4: car ain't coming back.
Speaker 11: There's ladies and heels out here that take the heels.
Speaker 1: Off and be barefoot on the street.
Speaker 4: It was just way up after about four miles, every flatch.
Speaker 2: Can I say this, when we took our stuff out
Speaker 2: the cart, that black bag that you are your money
Speaker 2: in it, that bag is out here with us.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happen? Give me the black time,
Speaker 7: Let me have black be Give me the black bag,
Speaker 7: get the black back with your chance in the car.
Speaker 7: We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If
Speaker 7: I don't see the bag, he go to bang. Throw
Speaker 7: it in the window. I promise you, if you just
Speaker 7: throw it in the window, throw it in the window.
Speaker 8: Time.
Speaker 4: I got time, I got hold the bag. So y'all,
Speaker 4: don't pull this trick again. Throw the bag. And how
Speaker 4: about I open the bag and start counting and see
Speaker 4: how much already know what's in there? Throw it. Throw
Speaker 4: the bag in the window first. You know what, We
Speaker 4: can actually buy a car.
Speaker 8: With this bag.
Speaker 1: Tommy, I love it.
Speaker 3: You know what going on?
Speaker 8: We got?
Speaker 1: Oh, let's get to count, and it looks like a lot.
Speaker 4: We've got.
Speaker 7: We've got one, two, three before we've got five negroes
Speaker 7: on the side road with a black bag.
Speaker 4: Look like it don't belong to them. U, let's something.
Speaker 4: Shut everybody else up.
Speaker 8: I'm y.
Speaker 1: We wait a minute.
Speaker 4: We get the black ass on the ground. Shut up.
Speaker 4: We we we'll sing a group. You got one more time,
Speaker 4: little man, one more time? No man gets black ass
Speaker 4: on the ground. You everybody down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a warning shot. The next one goes in.
Speaker 7: You all right, hand me the bag, Hand me the bag.
Speaker 7: It's just the police an hand me the bag.
Speaker 11: Shot before. I don't want to go to that no more.
Speaker 11: We can't do a damn thing together.
Speaker 4: We can't take a road trip, take a road trip.
Speaker 1: And you're listening hard morning show, and it's time now
Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
Speaker 1: get a tattoo on the inside of your lipt or
Speaker 1: would you get a tattoo all over your right thigh?
Speaker 1: Which one inside of your lift?
Speaker 7: Not my lift, man, because my thigh and nip is
Speaker 7: the same size. I put a tattoo on this thing
Speaker 7: right here. I can't even my damn it's gonna look
Speaker 7: like a billboard.
Speaker 1: Here, all right? Would you rather walk barefoot in a
Speaker 1: public restroom on the floor at the airport?
Speaker 4: I been sleep on that floor at the airport. I've
Speaker 4: done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done that too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, that bathroom floor something. When I was homeless,
Speaker 7: I spent night in the airport, three nights. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I spent the night a bathroom in there and everything,
Speaker 7: and then I, you know, I flight you just went
Speaker 7: in there, oh hell, you know it before nine eleven.
Speaker 4: You could just walk on in there.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: I went on. I stayed at the gate, kept like
Speaker 4: I was boarding. Turned around the screw man wanted to
Speaker 4: go somewhere, act like I was interested. Have slept and
Speaker 4: then and then hell yeah.
Speaker 7: And then I met this girl that worked at uh
Speaker 7: then Press, that prezel plays aunties preszels. She liked me,
Speaker 7: dog if she gave me prestels all day long during
Speaker 7: her shift. I kept them at night. I ate pressel
Speaker 7: for about three days. No meat, some water, had water
Speaker 7: found in the hallway. I had water, bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was comfortable.
Speaker 4: I was in the dog. I was in there, people
Speaker 4: watching and stuff.
Speaker 7: Then I sat across from a Fridays and they had
Speaker 7: a TV on it and I watched TV.
Speaker 4: Everything you meet, Oh dog, I was comfortable. Wow. See
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be the captain of the football team
Speaker 1: or the valedictorian of your school? Of the whole school?
Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, I ain't finna be that.
Speaker 3: What what is b again?
Speaker 1: Valedictorian? You know, the smartest person with the grades to give.
Speaker 4: To be that.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be this captain famous. Yeah, at least I
Speaker 7: know how to give a speech in the locker room. Miss,
Speaker 7: you ain't even understand that And I'm sure we is.
Speaker 7: Glad y'all had me up here to do. I know
Speaker 7: you sound like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be this who
Speaker 7: captain of the football team. I ain't gonna make that
Speaker 7: valid valid thing.
Speaker 1: Valedictorian. All right, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: The company Dyson. We've all heard of Dyson, of course,
Speaker 1: mostly known for vacuum cleaners. Well, they've secretly been working
Speaker 1: on robots that do household chores. I'm whispering secret and
Speaker 1: when people say you kinda naturally whisper like, all right,
Speaker 1: need to be okay, yeah, listen, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: The gadgets seemed to be different versions of versions of
Speaker 1: robot arms that put stuff away okay, tidy up a bit,
Speaker 1: they help with the vacuuming, and they do the dishes.
Speaker 1: My favorite, what household Sure, here's the question, guys, what
Speaker 1: household chore do you dislike doing the most? What chore
Speaker 1: did your mom make you do on Saturday mornings?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we all.
Speaker 2: If that robot can't get them baseboars, my mama not
Speaker 2: fooling with them. If my mama not having that, my
Speaker 2: mom will cuss this robot out. If you don't get
Speaker 2: these baseballs. I'm telling you what I'm talking about. In
Speaker 2: this whole house, you're gonna get these baseballs.
Speaker 4: And I mean that here.
Speaker 2: Y'all gonna clean and whole refrigerate out, take everything out,
Speaker 2: and put everything back in there the way you're supposed
Speaker 2: to be. Now, if the robot can't do that that,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we're not gonna be able to use y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it, though, because I don't want.
Speaker 4: To do I love it. Oh my god, what you
Speaker 4: got you right now?
Speaker 14: Please let me know when the robot that can clean toilets,
Speaker 14: please let me know when he is sick of toilets
Speaker 14: to this game. That's why I got cleaning people now,
Speaker 14: because Mama made me clean this toilet, not just on Saurdays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays.
Speaker 14: I'm sick of toilet, the back of the toilet, under
Speaker 14: the toilet, round the toilet, the bowl inside, under the lips.
Speaker 12: If I could get a robot for that, I'm buying it.
Speaker 2: I'm buying a matter of fact, when you get through
Speaker 2: with that toilet, jun you're talking about, if that robot
Speaker 2: can't put that comment in that hot in that tub
Speaker 2: and let it sit for you know. Yeah, we always
Speaker 2: we always sprinkle the tub like seasoning with coming and
Speaker 2: walk away and sit for a way with a little
Speaker 2: bit of water and then the water let it.
Speaker 1: Tommy, there was the comp There were the comic people
Speaker 1: and the Ajax people. We were comic people always always,
Speaker 1: but there was Ajax too, remember Ajax Samon, the blue
Speaker 1: can and the green can. Yeah, yes, yes, but it
Speaker 1: was almost like, oh, you used comment, We used a jack,
Speaker 1: use a, we used comments.
Speaker 2: Don't let it be something that really need to be clean.
Speaker 2: That's when Grandmam gonna bak break out that ammonia on you.
Speaker 1: Yes, and oh, chemicals, do you know how many chemicals
Speaker 1: we breathed in?
Speaker 14: I think your house wasn't clean unless you get a
Speaker 14: smell like chemicals.
Speaker 3: And pine lord.
Speaker 4: Yes, everything, But we didn't upgrading that baby. We've got
Speaker 4: to have you got to have that fabulu.
Speaker 1: Local y purple, purple, but.
Speaker 3: Smell so good.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it all right.
Speaker 15: So okay, so Tommy, you took you brought back some
Speaker 15: memories when you said clean out the refrigerator and take
Speaker 15: everything out. So when we were little, we moved from
Speaker 15: Chicago to Houston. I was maybe about twelve. So we
Speaker 15: looked with my grandmother for a little while. Boy, my
Speaker 15: grandmother told my mom, clean out refrigerator. Clean out refrigerator.
Speaker 15: So my mom put it off.
Speaker 1: Put it off.
Speaker 4: Now my mom's good and grown. Yeah.
Speaker 15: Boy, my grandmother, she was a nurse. She came home,
Speaker 15: she opened, she opened that refrigerator, pulled everything out, put
Speaker 15: it on the floor, and see, y'all gonna clean out refrigerator.
Speaker 1: My mama looked at me and say.
Speaker 4: We moved.
Speaker 6: We moved.
Speaker 4: We'll be down in the shelter. Clean up this. First.
Speaker 1: I had to mop the kitchen floor. After I cleaned
Speaker 1: the cleaned it up.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 1: That was the oven, all the dishes, all the big pots. That.
Speaker 1: Then we had to mop the floor. Lord and we
Speaker 1: had the you know the mop that she had to
Speaker 1: ring out. Yeah, remember that mop.
Speaker 2: You know what's got to be clean. To me, I
Speaker 2: can't stand it. The microwave has to be clean. I
Speaker 2: can't see it with somebody warm with something to micro
Speaker 2: waye it. Then popped all old dog on places.
Speaker 12: When you open that door, it looked like a crime
Speaker 12: scene in there. Gont just bust the sausage.
Speaker 1: And before I knew you couldn't put aluminum in the microwave.
Speaker 2: That was what.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Coming up next to nephew, Today's prank phone call right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up right
Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. As always, it's my
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The subject is I don't think we're really cousins. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it. Don't worry, we'll get into you, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll get in right now. The nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today Today's prank phone call. What you got for its nest?
Speaker 2: I Repoe Man shared, I got Repoe Man. Everybody's had
Speaker 2: a repossession at some point or another in your life.
Speaker 4: You had something, you walked outside in your driveway and
Speaker 4: it was gone.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's happened, it's already walked out there like what I know?
Speaker 4: Goodn't it down?
Speaker 7: Going?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I farket right, he Repoe Man. Let's go cat though. Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach age please. Sorry, my name is Robert.
Speaker 2: I'm with the collection agency. You do on a Sierra
Speaker 2: two thousand and three GMC truck. Am I correct?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't show that we've had any payments within
Speaker 2: the last I guess about three close to four months now,
Speaker 2: and we want to try and stop having to come
Speaker 2: in and repossess it. Maybe we give you a chance
Speaker 2: to bring your payment in, but we haven't had a
Speaker 2: payment from you in about four months, sir, No.
Speaker 8: Chances Financial along with the other another bank. I don't
Speaker 8: know what's in the mode. Yeah, I've been paying all
Speaker 8: the time. It's directed party.
Speaker 4: From our cod well, UH, I'm with they've they've turned
Speaker 4: you over to us.
Speaker 2: I'm with UH collection agency and we haven't gotten anything
Speaker 2: from I don't I don't show any uh any paperwork
Speaker 2: here on the computer at all that we've had any
Speaker 2: payments made within the last four months.
Speaker 4: So that's why they have.
Speaker 8: Turned it over to y'all without my permission. They can't
Speaker 8: never tell over to y'all A yo.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, I understand that, sir.
Speaker 2: What happens is if you haven't paid it in a
Speaker 2: certain amount of time, it actually comes over to the
Speaker 2: collection agency. And that's what they've done. They've actually sent
Speaker 2: it over to us. They've given us UH pretty much
Speaker 2: all the information on you. I guess it's a GOLDI
Speaker 2: type of color uh Cer two thousand and three GMC
Speaker 2: truck from our understanding?
Speaker 4: Am I correct? Okay?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Now, what I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is
Speaker 2: for you to come in uh and make a payment
Speaker 2: to us this evening for four months so we can see,
Speaker 2: so we don't have to come in and repossess your truck.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to have to do that. But
Speaker 2: if I have to send a record out there to you,
Speaker 2: I have your address on file as well. I don't
Speaker 2: want to have to send anybody out to pick it up.
Speaker 8: Y'all not coming here my truck. And I'm not paying
Speaker 8: y'all for for no full month. I'm not paying my
Speaker 8: truck no all the time every month. That's a dunk deal, sir.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get in a back and forth
Speaker 2: with you, but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I'll come out there and repossess it myself.
Speaker 8: But I'm telling you, look, that's not that's not even
Speaker 8: where we gotta go with that. Don't be you don't
Speaker 8: need to be screaming and fussing and chaotic and come
Speaker 8: get it yourself and all that. You ain't so much
Speaker 8: truck truck that's gonna be that?
Speaker 2: What hang on, let's back up, because I'm a man
Speaker 2: just like your man. What do you mean it's gonna
Speaker 2: that's gonna be that? What you're saying?
Speaker 4: What are you? What do you? What are you saying
Speaker 4: to me?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 8: I'm telling you. Look, I'm telling you that I'm paying
Speaker 8: my truck note and and that's a final I don't know's.
Speaker 2: I've already stated it to you before. I'm with an agency.
Speaker 2: And let's get one thing straight. You don't tell me
Speaker 2: I tell you now, Hey, calm.
Speaker 8: Down, law a phone, it don't make no sense. Tell
Speaker 8: me you know over the phone, it wasn't. You can come.
Speaker 8: You can come get the truck. My truck right here
Speaker 8: I work. I'm ready here.
Speaker 5: You can come.
Speaker 8: You can come try to get my truck. You can
Speaker 8: come on there, sir.
Speaker 4: I'm already aware of where you work in the whole
Speaker 4: nine yards. Now, I don't. I'm trying to be as
Speaker 4: uh cordial with you as I can.
Speaker 8: Now you can about coming get my truckle I'll tell
Speaker 8: you I'll be paying much. So you know you should
Speaker 8: have dropped down and been like, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 8: check with somebody else, Check with somebody else and make
Speaker 8: sure I'm right, and then call me back.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you haven't paid anything. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: telling you. I've got it listed on the computer. You've
Speaker 2: been turned over an agency and you haven't done it.
Speaker 2: You haven't done it thing. What used to you?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 8: You're raising your breast, screaming and hollo over the phone
Speaker 8: like that because they ain't gonna do me up.
Speaker 2: You no good.
Speaker 8: But you ain't getting no money from me? Then you
Speaker 8: ain't coming my truck. Well, a matter of fact, you
Speaker 8: could come for my truck. I'm I'm gonna be at
Speaker 8: my truck and I'm gonna wait on you.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any difference, sir. You gotta get repossessed tonight.
Speaker 2: If I don't get four months payment bruck, definitely, If
Speaker 2: I don't get four months payment brought into me collection agency,
Speaker 2: your truck will be taking care of. No.
Speaker 8: Hold on, listen, man, hold on the person. You kind
Speaker 8: of kind of serious. Hey, let's stop.
Speaker 4: You quick. Person at me.
Speaker 8: That's what trump you got. Look right outside, you can
Speaker 8: come over here and get it. Obviously, know their ways
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 2: Look, you know what I'm at the point. I don't
Speaker 2: give it about this job. I'm ready to come kick car.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm ready to do. Call him back care.
Speaker 4: I don't need a little scared hanging up the phone.
Speaker 4: You're standing here like a man, and you handle your problems.
Speaker 8: Hey, hold on, I'm I can't be I make it work, bro,
Speaker 8: stop calling.
Speaker 2: I'm at work to doing my job the same way
Speaker 2: you're doing yours.
Speaker 8: You don't want to do your job, get truck.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to
Speaker 4: you before you go. And you're listening this his nephew
Speaker 4: till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 4: got pranked.
Speaker 8: You got you got all my teacher, man, you are
Speaker 8: all right. Man, I'm gonna talk to this roof man.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about cooler, talking about.
Speaker 4: She told me. She told me, man, she said that
Speaker 4: boy love that truck.
Speaker 8: Yeah. That's my choice, man, my only traputation. Man, that's choice. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: you got it.
Speaker 4: I gotta ask. I gotta ask you.
Speaker 2: Man, Tell me, brother, what is the baddest I'm talking
Speaker 2: about the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 8: The late Steve Hall the Morning Shoe.
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah you did.
Speaker 1: He sounded a little bit like junior to me, and.
Speaker 4: I think if I remember, I think he knew Orleans.
Speaker 4: I think he Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 7: What you think, Steve, Well, I understand where it's coming from.
Speaker 7: Car mean get me, especially when I lived in it.
Speaker 1: Not only was it your transportation, it was your home
Speaker 1: again and they was looking for it too. M So
Speaker 1: you had to park.
Speaker 4: You've been you've been repolled before. How many times you've
Speaker 4: been reposessed?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 4: Just once?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: How many time you didn't dide? How long have you
Speaker 4: dodged it?
Speaker 8: Just?
Speaker 4: But let me ask that quin.
Speaker 1: Two years? Oh, you were skillful two years. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you had to park somewhere different all the time.
Speaker 4: Then I catched a bus home.
Speaker 7: I had a bike rack put on the back of
Speaker 7: it so I could park it somewhere and ride the
Speaker 7: bike home and ride the bike back to it.
Speaker 4: To work. Parking somewhere else you do better, Pain, No,
Speaker 4: I ain't had what you were in shape.
Speaker 2: I was outspanding and back then, sir, black people didn't
Speaker 2: have no bike racked on the back of their car.
Speaker 1: You were very creative, Steve.
Speaker 7: No, I parked at friend's house. Uh, wake up, couldn't
Speaker 7: remember where the hell my car was? Dog, You're gonna
Speaker 7: come get your carge driveway so I can go to work.
Speaker 7: Oh I went to the wrong house.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Steve, Wow, what was all in there?
Speaker 4: What did you I'm gonna close, you know, just a
Speaker 4: little stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that was I was.
Speaker 7: I was just financially wasn't fit there. But when I
Speaker 7: lived in it, I just drove out of state. Good luck.
Speaker 7: And you know this was before you had All you
Speaker 7: had to have was license plates. They hadn't come up
Speaker 7: with the sticker system yet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, wow.
Speaker 4: Was your plates? So was your plates really your plates?
Speaker 4: So that was?
Speaker 1: What does that mean exactly?
Speaker 10: I know?
Speaker 4: Well I had like three Ohio tags in my car.
Speaker 1: So even if they did find the car, you have
Speaker 1: three different.
Speaker 4: Lights of plates in the car.
Speaker 7: Like if I showed gas and I think they saw me,
Speaker 7: I go a little bit and change your tags.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get out of here. We'll be back with
Speaker 1: more of the.
Speaker 4: Teas up on all that. Sure, don't why you can't
Speaker 4: hold no public office?
Speaker 1: Right Strawberry letter coming up? I don't think we're really cousins.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I don't think we're really cousins.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. In high school, I liked a girl
Speaker 1: and she liked me. We talked on the phone and
Speaker 1: hung out together all the time, and her mom and
Speaker 1: my mom were close too, so she always was at
Speaker 1: my house or I was at hers. By the time
Speaker 1: we graduated from high school, we were even closer, and
Speaker 1: I told her that I wanted her to be more
Speaker 1: than my friend. She's always been really close to her
Speaker 1: mom and tells her everything, so she told her mom
Speaker 1: that she and I were dating. Her mom told her
Speaker 1: that I was her cousin. When she told me we
Speaker 1: were related, I felt strange because we had kissed a
Speaker 1: few times. We never questioned it. Though we stopped dating
Speaker 1: and remained very close cousins, we still did everything together
Speaker 1: and told each other everything, and by the time we
Speaker 1: were in our mid twenties, we had both had a
Speaker 1: bunch of bad relationships and always ended up back together.
Speaker 1: I realized that I loved my quote unquote cousin and
Speaker 1: she's a perfect woman for me. So I finally asked
Speaker 1: my mom if we were really related. My mom said,
Speaker 1: we're related somewhere down the line, but there is no
Speaker 1: way for us to find out now because all of
Speaker 1: the older relatives are deceased. I told my mom that
Speaker 1: I'm in love with her and I want to be
Speaker 1: with her. My mom told me to follow my heart.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to tell my cousin how I really felt,
Speaker 1: and I was relieved when she told me she's been
Speaker 1: in love with me forever. Since then, we've made love
Speaker 1: a few times, and I asked her to marry me.
Speaker 1: She wants to do a search of our family tree.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're cousins and this is only postponing
Speaker 1: our happiness. Should we search for answers or not? Hmm, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. On this one, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just don't believe your guys are cousins. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I think maybe you know, her mom told her that
Speaker 1: because she didn't want you guys dating for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't want you guys, not because
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be true or anything. I
Speaker 1: just don't believe your mom. Both of them are telling
Speaker 1: the truth. Even your mom said you were related somewhere
Speaker 1: down the line, she didn't even know, and she said
Speaker 1: there's no one in your family to validate it. But
Speaker 1: I mean, there are ways you can search to find out.
Speaker 1: It's just, I don't know, suspicious the way they handled
Speaker 1: everything and the way they told you, and for that
Speaker 1: very reason, Yes, I think you should find out if
Speaker 1: you're related. I think you should do the search. I mean,
Speaker 1: knowledgeous power. The truth will set your free. What if
Speaker 1: you want to have children down the line, you know
Speaker 1: this is something you should know, whether or not you're related.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to consider. You need the fact so
Speaker 1: you can make an informed, the clear headed, right decision
Speaker 1: and nothing just based on your emotions. Like your mom
Speaker 1: told you, just to follow your heart. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you don't care though, if your cousins are not, and
Speaker 1: your mom certainly doesn't care, but your girl wants to
Speaker 1: know and it's important to her. So I think you
Speaker 1: should do the search, and you know, whatever you guys
Speaker 1: find out, let the ships fall, you know where they may.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're really cousins. I don't know then,
Speaker 1: and if you find out that you're not, then you
Speaker 1: can move forward.
Speaker 7: Steve, Well, this is a short response for me, because
Speaker 7: I don't even understand. There's no advice to give in
Speaker 7: this letter, like you don't know, imal, I have sections
Speaker 7: why I break down what somebody said and what the
Speaker 7: other person said.
Speaker 4: Is none of that in here.
Speaker 1: And he just wants to know should they search? That's
Speaker 1: his question.
Speaker 4: Anyway, It ain't about that to me.
Speaker 7: If your mother, if the woman that she's really close to,
Speaker 7: and y'all been over each other's house, if that ain't
Speaker 7: your mother's sister, and that woman that's not the sister
Speaker 7: this girl that you're dating, and okay, let me put it.
Speaker 7: The woman and your mama are not sisters, and then
Speaker 7: her daughter is the woman.
Speaker 1: You love.
Speaker 7: That ain't your cousin. So now that's established right there.
Speaker 7: Now this y'all cousin somewhere down the line. Black people
Speaker 7: know what's happening. How far you get, lamb if all
Speaker 7: of them is dead, Black people know what's happening.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 7: What didn't happen is one of the men in the
Speaker 7: family and strayed off somewhere, had a child out of war,
Speaker 7: and one of your aunts or mama's is them now?
Speaker 7: Everybody dead?
Speaker 4: Stuff. Y'all got bibles, Open up them with old bibles
Speaker 4: and read who who? You ain't gonna see your name
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 2: Now once you don't see your name, Just open and
Speaker 2: shut case they know all the old people dead.
Speaker 4: Well, hot man, So what are we talking about here?
Speaker 4: So I don't really think it's a case.
Speaker 7: Of if you do the search, what you're gonna find,
Speaker 7: You're not gonna find anything, and you'll already you were
Speaker 7: in love with the girl.
Speaker 4: She in love with the girl, I mean, she in
Speaker 4: love with you. I mean, what.
Speaker 1: If they want kids. They're too far down the line
Speaker 1: for that to affect anything you're saying.
Speaker 4: I think they're way way down the line. Let me
Speaker 4: tell you something.
Speaker 7: It was something dangerous. The boy's mother would not have
Speaker 7: said follow your heart.
Speaker 1: But the other mother was the one that said their cousins.
Speaker 1: I think she said it because she didn't want them
Speaker 1: to date.
Speaker 7: She just said that, well, okay, tell her mama ask
Speaker 7: or ask her mama how uh huh.
Speaker 4: But she didn't even.
Speaker 7: Tell how these She can't even tell how these other
Speaker 7: two is related, the two women.
Speaker 4: What's their relationship?
Speaker 9: They're just they're just really close, you know, only cousins. Yeah,
Speaker 9: but they did it, they do know they did it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 9: it's in the letter.
Speaker 4: They said it in the letter.
Speaker 1: Yes, in the letter. We'll have part two of Steve
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after be our subject
Speaker 1: I don't think we're really cousins. We'll get back into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. All right,
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's recap today's interesting Strawberry Letters. Subject
Speaker 1: I don't think we're really cousins.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 7: This guy was in high school. He liked the girl
Speaker 7: and they she liked him. They talked on the phone,
Speaker 7: hung out together all the time. Yeah, her mom and
Speaker 7: my mom were close too, so she was always at
Speaker 7: my house. Never once in this letter does it say
Speaker 7: her mom and his mom was related.
Speaker 10: M M.
Speaker 7: By the time they graduated high school, we were even closer.
Speaker 7: I told her we want to be more than friends.
Speaker 7: She's always been really close to her mom and tells everything.
Speaker 4: So she told her mom.
Speaker 7: She and I were dating. Her mom told her I
Speaker 7: was her cousin, but your mama ain't related this to
Speaker 7: the boys, Mama, they're just so now where that comes from? Well,
Speaker 7: she told me we were related. I felt strange cause
Speaker 7: I had kissed a few times. We never questioned it though.
Speaker 7: We still updating and remained close everything together. Then they
Speaker 7: went through a bunch of bad relationships and always ended
Speaker 7: up back together. And then he said, I realized I
Speaker 7: loved my cousin and she's a perfect woman for me.
Speaker 7: So this dude go and ask his mom if they
Speaker 7: really related. The mother said, y'all related somewhere down the line,
Speaker 7: but ain't no way to find out because all the
Speaker 7: older relatives are dead.
Speaker 4: I did, well, okay, when's we talking about this folk?
Speaker 7: I told my mom that I'm in love with her
Speaker 7: and I want to be with her. My mom told
Speaker 7: me follow my heart. So then he ran and told
Speaker 7: the girl who is he thinks his cousin how I
Speaker 7: really felt, and he was relieved when she told me
Speaker 7: she been in love with me forever.
Speaker 4: Well then since then they'd have made.
Speaker 7: Love a few times, and I asked her to marry me. Yeah,
Speaker 7: she wants to do a search of our family tree
Speaker 7: first because she.
Speaker 4: Don't want to come up and get in bad.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 7: Then half these people you think it's dead, gonna show
Speaker 7: up at the wedding. Well, it ain't just strange, you know,
Speaker 7: I'm Gertrude's least Overtholom. Inside the all.
Speaker 4: Have old slaves names and everything.
Speaker 7: Frederick, you know, Frederick was your uncle, great great great
Speaker 7: great uncle, Frederick Frederick Douglas.
Speaker 4: Boy, you got to afro just like him, you know,
Speaker 4: be a guy. So she wants to do a search
Speaker 4: and to think.
Speaker 7: And he said, I don't think we cousins, and this
Speaker 7: is only postponing our happiness. Should we search for answers
Speaker 7: or not? Okay, let me explain something to you, son.
Speaker 7: When you get through searching, it ain't gonna change one
Speaker 7: thing you feel about this girl. Come on, boy, when
Speaker 7: you get through searching, it ain't gonna erase the fact
Speaker 7: and y'all in love with each other, and y'all been together.
Speaker 7: It ain't gonna erase nothing, no matter what the search say.
Speaker 7: And if you find out you somewhere way down the line.
Speaker 7: How far down the line is it? Now?
Speaker 4: How many people got to die? Steve?
Speaker 7: Well, all your evidence is dead down the line is dead.
Speaker 7: But your mother and her mother ain't even related. So
Speaker 7: what are y'all talking about?
Speaker 1: See? I think her mother didn't want them to date,
Speaker 1: because immediately when she told him that, they stopped dating.
Speaker 7: If there's no relation between the two friends, well that
Speaker 7: could be happening because maybe they just friends and the
Speaker 7: two kids.
Speaker 4: And other families.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a possibility.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't think their cousins I don't think
Speaker 1: will hurt anything to do the search because we.
Speaker 4: See the problem with that is we're talking about two mothers. Though. See,
Speaker 4: once you have mothers involved, it ain't no, you ain't
Speaker 4: in the family.
Speaker 1: M hmm, what you mean?
Speaker 4: This woman.
Speaker 7: Is the mother of the boy all your heart is
Speaker 7: the mother of the girl. So how are these two
Speaker 7: kids related? How am I missing something?
Speaker 1: It could be through? Could it be through mar I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 7: Two women were married to the same brothers or some friends.
Speaker 7: That could happen.
Speaker 1: But now, yeah, I don't think that I just don't
Speaker 1: think they're related.
Speaker 4: What's that test you take? Din We had that test
Speaker 4: one time. What is the name? I think ancestry doctor.
Speaker 4: That's it right there.
Speaker 1: I just did one. I just did a test.
Speaker 4: I just did it. I had people do mine for me.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. You don't have to have
Speaker 1: living relatives, you know. So his mom said, everybody's dead
Speaker 1: to prove whether or not there I can.
Speaker 7: Find stuff on my mother's side, but it goes back
Speaker 7: to my father and it stops.
Speaker 4: Oh so if down the line ain't here.
Speaker 1: You can still find out what's going on. He love
Speaker 1: it though, Yeah, yeah, she loves him. She wants she's
Speaker 1: the one that wants to know. I mean, you do
Speaker 1: have to consider that you have small children and everything.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: Are you out, Steve? You're done well.
Speaker 4: I told you I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: Cause you got awfully quiet right there.
Speaker 4: It was hard to raise anyway, don't have it?
Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth?
Speaker 4: You said? Well, yeah, you're gonna have a situation with
Speaker 4: him if ain't nothing wrong with him?
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, listen, guys. You can leave your comments
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Speaker 4: All right, Steve.
Speaker 1: So, recently, during our Ask the Colo segment, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you'll remember this, a woman wrote in said her four
Speaker 1: year old son sleeps in the bed with her and
Speaker 1: now that she's engaged, her fiance said it's time for
Speaker 1: the boy to sleep in his own bed. Well, you
Speaker 1: agreed with the fiance. You know, we had a problem
Speaker 1: with that. We wanted the baby to stay in the
Speaker 1: bed with the mommy. But this caller left a message
Speaker 1: and disagree with you.
Speaker 6: Listen, Okay, these guys aren't taking live callups because you
Speaker 6: can't take the heat.
Speaker 5: But Steve, you have never raised a four year old.
Speaker 5: He's never been around any of your children.
Speaker 14: At the age of four, were your vice children at
Speaker 14: the age of four, So you have no idea how
Speaker 14: bonded the child is at four years old.
Speaker 7: Okay, Now, first of all, you a damn lie because
Speaker 7: Brandon Carley, I watched them being born.
Speaker 4: You don't know nothing about me, and don't worry about.
Speaker 7: Marjory's kids and all this here you'll call in myself
Speaker 7: talking about do.
Speaker 4: You can't take no heat.
Speaker 7: Your ass don't know what you're talking about. I've been
Speaker 7: round kids. I've been around Winton since he was born.
Speaker 7: I've been around bribery. I've been round between you. The
Speaker 7: one ain't been round me. Oh, call here no more
Speaker 7: with your little mucky ass statement. You don't know how
Speaker 7: kids are. I know plenty about kids. I ain't never
Speaker 7: had a child. But your ass gonna get in your
Speaker 7: bed and foe and sleep while your damn self. That's
Speaker 7: what you gonna do. And you're not gonna call here
Speaker 7: no more, which show damn wrong ass information.
Speaker 4: I wish you would call here. Lie, You ain't gonna
Speaker 4: been around your own kids. You don't know me. You
Speaker 4: an internet person? All right? Now, we ain't moving on.
Speaker 4: We're staying right here. What was her name.
Speaker 7: Name?
Speaker 4: Oh coward too? Oh a coward?
Speaker 7: Now you're gonna call it, tell me what I ate,
Speaker 7: But you ain't gonna leave your name. Oh maybe ragged
Speaker 7: ass calls me no more.
Speaker 4: And this is why we.
Speaker 7: Don't take the cause. Lie this why right here? Ain't
Speaker 7: nobody scared? This is why we don't take live calls.
Speaker 7: They don't know this on the hal All right.
Speaker 1: Now we're moving on to a voice call from a
Speaker 1: calling who appreciates us.
Speaker 4: Steve.
Speaker 1: How about that change, Steve.
Speaker 10: I just want to say, God bless you and your
Speaker 10: whole entire morning. So cruise, y'all are such a blessing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the advice.
Speaker 10: I appreciate the straightforward and this has been an inspiration
Speaker 10: and it keeps me going. It gives me my chuckle
Speaker 10: for the morning, and I love it. My kids love it,
Speaker 10: even though some of it's not children I appropriate, but
Speaker 10: we do appreciate you. North Carolina represents all day, every
Speaker 10: day and fort Uncle Steve and the cruise.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you very much for that. Oh wow, you
Speaker 7: know you don't have levels show. You have to have
Speaker 7: levels and I just wanted to say thank you so much, sister.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you Steve. You're listening morning show. All right,
Speaker 1: So this summer heat wave really hot. We've been sweating.
Speaker 1: We know how hot it is. And you know, think
Speaker 1: about kids today. They don't really know how to play
Speaker 1: the games that we used to play back in the
Speaker 1: day during summer. Uh So, guys, I want to ask
Speaker 1: you this question. Can you, guys reminisce and tell us
Speaker 1: about some of the games you played outside. I know
Speaker 1: you have some story, Steve, give us some suggestion about
Speaker 1: what the kids can do to stay cool this summer.
Speaker 7: Get your daddy's uh pipe wrench. Go down there, take
Speaker 7: that Take that nozzle off that fire hydrant. Get all
Speaker 7: the damn water you want.
Speaker 4: A turn that sprinkl on in the front yard and
Speaker 4: just run your air back and forth to it.
Speaker 7: Ah, let your mama take that nozzle off that fire
Speaker 7: hose and put her thumb on it and spray your ass.
Speaker 7: I act like y'all don't remember that, man, Please, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna tell you something I did one time. Man, we
Speaker 7: played Hide and go Seek. One time I hid under
Speaker 7: Ms Payne's porch. I damn it, fainted under there was
Speaker 7: so damn hot.
Speaker 12: Nobody never found you.
Speaker 4: Man, ain't nobody found me, and I forgot we was playing.
Speaker 7: I was damn man hard, damn lost consciousness under that
Speaker 7: hot ass porch. Yeah, Man, I crawled out. They found me.
Speaker 7: I was just trying to crawl getting my head out
Speaker 7: in that damn driveway. Get some app man, I love it, man,
Speaker 7: U s all right?
Speaker 2: Iron?
Speaker 1: I love and seek man, because you know what.
Speaker 7: Man, we playing hide and go seek. I had heard
Speaker 7: so good under that porch. You know how they go
Speaker 7: and free?
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 7: I couldn't even muster up the strip to crawl out
Speaker 7: money the damn porch. I was into the porch going
Speaker 7: help meet kids.
Speaker 4: What man, it was fun of what were growing up?
Speaker 4: We have to go outside. I'm going outside with fun.
Speaker 4: We wouldn't played like it was a job.
Speaker 12: I said nine that morning. You couldn't come back in
Speaker 12: there till five.
Speaker 7: I had to eat two bowls of cereal before I
Speaker 7: went outside, coming back to lunch, and we find go
Speaker 7: out here play these hard.
Speaker 4: Ass games tag. I'm playing tag with soft nim And
Speaker 4: they asked, what's fast.
Speaker 12: Football? Touch on the concrete, tackling the grass.
Speaker 4: That's it, sideline stick all of that.
Speaker 7: Go down there and go fence hopping and started down
Speaker 7: at the end of the street and just hop fences.
Speaker 7: Whoever get to the top of the block first win.
Speaker 7: But you had to go past cane no see kings chained.
Speaker 1: The German shepherd.
Speaker 4: Did you ever win when.
Speaker 7: Oh hell, yeah, my list can ask because I could go, man,
Speaker 7: I can come. Plus, I was from the country, you know.
Speaker 7: That's all I did was climb on stuff so I
Speaker 7: could win.
Speaker 4: You got caught one of the fence because I damn yeah,
Speaker 4: shirt caught up. Shirt hell shirt.
Speaker 12: Rock ahead from the ball.
Speaker 7: Get your shirt. My whole ass hung up on top
Speaker 7: of that. I mean just hanging on it, bleeding, you know,
Speaker 7: because you don't know you got your belt, Loupe caught
Speaker 7: on that thing. You then toyo jeans and don't more
Speaker 7: than lee jeans.
Speaker 4: Man. I was just jangling from the fence. My brother
Speaker 4: had to come get me down.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, did you up playing sports?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: Baseball, gods ball?
Speaker 3: What about.
Speaker 4: I was scared of Laryer or lad. I could throw
Speaker 4: that ball so damn hard.
Speaker 1: Oh ouch, you know.
Speaker 4: You know we did up.
Speaker 14: We had found a set of golf club We didn't
Speaker 14: know nothing about golf in the hood.
Speaker 12: Eric Well dug a hole across at an abandoned house.
Speaker 4: That was the whole.
Speaker 12: Everybody had a club. I'm over there trying to get
Speaker 12: this ball across the street with a pun. Clean know
Speaker 12: nothing but off.
Speaker 11: Fun time ye till I was exhausted right right back?
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Speaker 7: She gave me preszels all day long doing her shift.
Speaker 7: I kept them at night. I ate pressel for three days.
Speaker 4: No meat. Some water, had water found in the hallway.
Speaker 4: I had water bathroom. I was comfortable, dog.
Speaker 7: I was in there, people watching and stuff. Then I
Speaker 7: set across from a Fridays and they had a TV
Speaker 7: on it and I watched TV.
Speaker 4: You had everything you need, oh dog, I was comfortable.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: See all right, would you rather be the captain of
Speaker 1: the football team or the valedictorian of your school, of
Speaker 1: the whole school.
Speaker 4: No, hey, yeah, I ain't finn to be that.
Speaker 1: What is again, valedictorian? You know, the smartest person with
Speaker 1: the grades and given.
Speaker 4: To be that. I'm gonna be this captain.
Speaker 7: Ga, yeah, at least I know how to give a
Speaker 7: speech in the locker rooms missing it. You ain't even
Speaker 7: understand that. And I'm sure we a is glad y'all
Speaker 7: had me up here to do. I know you sound like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be this captain of the football team. I
Speaker 7: ain't gonna make that valid valifetorian.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with our last break of
Speaker 1: the day and some closing remarks coming up at forty
Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour right after this you're listening
Speaker 1: morning show. All right, here we are, Steve, We've come
Speaker 1: to the end of our show. Wow, a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff happened on this show today. So here we go
Speaker 1: with just one more thing and your closing remarks.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, I wanted to talk to you all
Speaker 7: in my closing remarks today about something that I've had
Speaker 7: to learn to rely on more of late. I wish
Speaker 7: I had learned this a lot earlier in my life.
Speaker 7: It would have helped me such a great deal. I've
Speaker 7: had to learn to trust in God's timing and I've
Speaker 7: had to learn to trust in God's will. Now these
Speaker 7: are tough lessons to learn. I know why I didn't
Speaker 7: learn these lessons earlier because I thought that it was
Speaker 7: in my best interest to work as hard as I
Speaker 7: could make choices and decisions and go about the process
Speaker 7: of trying to make those choices and decisions work.
Speaker 4: And I did that, and a lot of people do that.
Speaker 7: And you know, we set our goals and where our
Speaker 7: dreams up on our vision boards, and we get locked
Speaker 7: in on that, and that's what we started shooting for.
Speaker 7: What I've learned as I've gotten older, it's Steve Harvey.
Speaker 7: It's absolutely fine to have aspirations, dreams, and visions and goals,
Speaker 7: but in your request of requiring or attaining all of
Speaker 7: these things, you should also add in the request that
Speaker 7: God let your will be done and give me the
Speaker 7: strength and wisdom to trust in your timing.
Speaker 4: But I didn't do that.
Speaker 7: I thought that it was in my best interest to
Speaker 7: set my goals and aspirations and then just start working
Speaker 7: towards them as hard as I could. Some of those
Speaker 7: things happened because some of those things were in His will.
Speaker 7: But when a lot of things didn't happen for me,
Speaker 7: I didn't understand that it just wasn't God's will for me.
Speaker 4: And so what I've had to learn as I've gotten.
Speaker 7: Older is when I set up my vision board, when
Speaker 7: I set up my dream board like I have on
Speaker 7: my phone today, and I have in my notes section
Speaker 7: of everything I want I'm asking of God on page
Speaker 7: one it says trust in his timing and trust in
Speaker 7: his will. Because the old I've gotten, I've discovered something
Speaker 7: that everything that I wanted and then I wanted it
Speaker 7: to work out as say, a certain way, what God
Speaker 7: has given me didn't work out that way, and what
Speaker 7: He gave me was far greater than what I asked.
Speaker 7: I can tell you it has worked that way every
Speaker 7: single time.
Speaker 4: Why I did not.
Speaker 7: Learn this when I was younger, Man, it befuddles me.
Speaker 7: But that's what age is though, that's what experience he is.
Speaker 7: They say experiences is priceless. It's a shame. You have
Speaker 7: to pay for it with your youth. And it cost
Speaker 7: me my youth to learn that God's will and God's
Speaker 7: timing is far superior than mine.
Speaker 4: So now, Steve, how do you fix that? How do
Speaker 4: you fix that?
Speaker 7: Well, it's a couple of things I had to get
Speaker 7: in line with. First of all, the will of God,
Speaker 7: our Father, who art in heaven. How will be thy name,
Speaker 7: thy Kingdom come? Thy will be done on earth as
Speaker 7: it is in heaven. That's important when you pray to
Speaker 7: ask God that his will be done in your life.
Speaker 7: I mean, who would know better how to direct your
Speaker 7: life than the person who.
Speaker 4: Gave you life, your creator.
Speaker 7: So that was the first thing I had to start
Speaker 7: implementing in my prayer, to let your will be done
Speaker 7: on earth as it is in heaven. And then the
Speaker 7: Lord's prayer gets real specific. Give us this day our
Speaker 7: daily bread.
Speaker 8: You know what that is?
Speaker 4: You're just asking for. You need enough to get through today.
Speaker 7: See, tomorrow ain't promised and you have no control over tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Do you know that today is enough?
Speaker 7: Do you know that if you take care of yourself today,
Speaker 7: today got plenty for you to do. Today is a
Speaker 7: monster man, Today is a truckload. This is all we
Speaker 7: were built for. We were built for today.
Speaker 2: Now, once again, does not to mean you don't have aspirations,
Speaker 2: goals and hopes for tomorrow.
Speaker 7: That's not what it says. The Bible says a man
Speaker 7: without a dream or visions you'll perish. That ain't what
Speaker 7: he's saying. But you got to get your focus on today.
Speaker 7: Give us this day our daily bread because that's enough.
Speaker 7: Tomorrow will take care of itself. And like that quote
Speaker 7: I was reading to you all the other day that
Speaker 7: I got, and I'm gonna grab it right quick, but
Speaker 7: it really really helped me man, in my focus point
Speaker 7: of learning how to be you know, because it's just
Speaker 7: important that I learned this lesson right here. Fear does
Speaker 7: not stop death, it stops life. And worrying does not
Speaker 7: take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace. Come on, man,
Speaker 7: if you focus on today, you'll have a much more
Speaker 7: peaceful life.
Speaker 4: Worrying about tomorrow it does nothing for you.
Speaker 7: That's God's will, That's God's timing. Tomorrow, yours is today.
Speaker 7: Focus on today, man, trust in God's timing, trusting God's
Speaker 7: will because it's better than the plan you got. I
Speaker 7: thank God that I started become more trusting in his
Speaker 7: timing and his will and stop tripping all the time
Speaker 7: on what Steve Harvey want?
Speaker 4: What do God want for you? Man?
Speaker 7: Have you ever asked that that's way better than what
Speaker 7: you could ever imagine? Those are my closing remarks. Don't
Speaker 7: forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and don't
Speaker 7: ever be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things. Pray, Chase,
Speaker 7: y'all have.
Speaker 4: A good day.
Speaker 8: For all.
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