Speaker 1: Did you know the girl eaten by the shark? And
Speaker 1: jaw said, dandruff Her head and shoulders washed up on
Speaker 1: the beach. We got a new dog and I named
Speaker 1: him Shark. I took him to the beach, lost him
Speaker 1: for a little while, and well, things got awkward real fast.
Speaker 1: Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the
Speaker 1: ocean because he has a seal on his chest. In
Speaker 1: an effort to ease racial tension, scientists have agreed to
Speaker 1: rename the great white shark. It will now be known
Speaker 1: as the moderately okay Caucasian fish. A shark can swim
Speaker 1: faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark,
Speaker 1: So in a try bathlon, it would all come down
Speaker 1: to who was the better cyclist. Why do sharks live
Speaker 1: in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze. If
Speaker 1: you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try
Speaker 1: swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
Speaker 1: Why didn't the shark want to fight the octopus because
Speaker 1: he knew the octopus was well armed. I saw a
Speaker 1: guy at the beach yelling, help, shark, Help. I just laughed.
Speaker 1: I knew the shark wasn't going to help him. I
Speaker 1: have a half sister. Shark attacks are brutal. Did you
Speaker 1: hear about the group of killer whales that killed a
Speaker 1: great white shark? It was an orchestrated attack. Door Dash
Speaker 1: is now delivering to areas at sea. They recently dropped
Speaker 1: off five guys to some sharks. What do you call
Speaker 1: it when sharks are being ironic? Sharkcasm? What did the
Speaker 1: seal with a broken arm say to the hungry shark?
Speaker 1: Do not consume if the seal is broken my room?
Speaker 1: But went out my front door and a pack of
Speaker 1: bears attacked it. An eagle carried it away to the ocean,
Speaker 1: and a shark finished it off. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Speaker 1: My dad and I are watching Shark Week together. There
Speaker 1: was an advertisement for the return of the Great White
Speaker 1: cereal killer, and after they said the name out loud
Speaker 1: with a straight face, he looks at me and says,
Speaker 1: why are they calling it that? Sharks don't even eat cereal?
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the ghost shark? It vanished into
Speaker 1: fin air? Know why geese kill more humans every year
Speaker 1: than sharks Because it's really hard for geese to kill
Speaker 1: sharks who delivers prisons to baby sharks at Christmas Santa Jaws.
Speaker 1: My job as a shark mascot is wearing fin What
Speaker 1: do you call a man with a shark on his
Speaker 1: head an ambulance? What do Japanese sharks like to eat ramen?
Speaker 1: What do you call a shark swimming all by itself
Speaker 1: a loan shark? What do you call the soft tissue
Speaker 1: between a shark's teeth the slowest swimmer? What did the
Speaker 1: surfer say after his legs were bitten off by a shark?
Speaker 1: What a waist? My friend challenged me to write a
Speaker 1: joke about hammerhead sharks. Pretty sure I nailed it. Why
Speaker 1: don't sharks eat clowns because they taste funny? A shark
Speaker 1: bit off my left arm? It's okay, I'm all right now.
Speaker 1: What's yellow, gray and very dangerous? A shark in a
Speaker 1: bowl of custard? What does a great white become while
Speaker 1: it's eating something? A goblin shark? Did you hear about
Speaker 1: the woman who went on vacation and got bit by
Speaker 1: a shark? Her trip cost her an arm and a leg.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to sharks. One shark bite and it's straight
Speaker 1: to the er for me. What does a shark and
Speaker 1: the computer have in common? They both have megabytes. The
Speaker 1: shark bumps into a dolphin, and the dolphin says, did
Speaker 1: you do that on porpoise? Why don't sharks eat lawyers
Speaker 1: professional courtesy? When a guy I know meets people, he
Speaker 1: says he likes to treat them to shark fishing on
Speaker 1: his boat. He says he's gotten a lot of chums
Speaker 1: that way. What country do sharks vacation in? Finland? What's
Speaker 1: a shark favorite game? Swallow the leader a shark tried
Speaker 1: eating a boat, but he didn't like it didn't have
Speaker 1: enough vitamin C. Apparently, when hungary, wild goldfish will attack
Speaker 1: any other sea creature to steal their food, except for
Speaker 1: large fish with fins, because then they'd be jumping the shark.
Speaker 1: What is a dentist's favorite horror movie? Jaws? The mayor
Speaker 1: of Jaws is the same mayor in Jaws two goes
Speaker 1: to show that it's important to vote in elections. How
Speaker 1: important was chump to the shark fisherman in Jaws? It
Speaker 1: was quintessential. What's the protocol for marine biologists caring for
Speaker 1: pregnant hammerhead sharks to give them a wide berth. How
Speaker 1: did the hammerhead shark do on his midterm exam? He
Speaker 1: nailed it. What do you call water that buys hammerhead
Speaker 1: stuck shark invested water? What did the hammerhead say to
Speaker 1: the great white as they parted ways? I guess I'll
Speaker 1: see you around, chum. What do you call a group
Speaker 1: of hammerhead sharks a toolbox? What do great white sharks
Speaker 1: and tupperware sales ladies? Seven coming? They're all about a
Speaker 1: great seal. Why are sharks so untrustworthy because they tell
Speaker 1: great white lies? What were the coroner's findings after the
Speaker 1: surfer had an argument with a great white shark, he
Speaker 1: disagreed with something that ate him. I'm Montgomery Jones and
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