Speaker 1: Yeah the date Jesus Jim as he gets don Yeah.
Speaker 2: You are, don't give up the day.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: I'm a fat and all that shit around your eye.
Speaker 2: But they want this man to dog and blows man.
Speaker 2: They wait for Charlomade to top the gloves. You had
Speaker 2: to make a judgment of who was going to be
Speaker 2: on the Donkey of the day. They chose you. She
Speaker 2: was a breakfast club bitch. You Who's donkey of the
Speaker 2: day today?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh donkey today.
Speaker 3: For Friday, July twenty eighth, go to an eleven year
Speaker 3: old who's been arrested and charged with a felony after
Speaker 3: falsely reporting that her friend had been kidnapped because she
Speaker 3: was inspired by an online challenge Kids these days. She
Speaker 3: did it simply because she thought it would be funny.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Fox thirty five for the report.
Speaker 4: Please a tough lesson for an eleven year old girl.
Speaker 4: After deputy says she thought it would be funny to
Speaker 4: prank nine one one dispatch hers, I.
Speaker 5: Have to look at myself, you know, I know she's eleven.
Speaker 2: Who you got to send a message?
Speaker 4: LUSA Sheriff's deputies arrived at her parents' Port Orange home
Speaker 4: just before ten thirty Wednesday morning. After leading law enforcement
Speaker 4: on a wild goose chase on I ninety five, they
Speaker 4: spent about thirty minutes trying to find the driver of
Speaker 4: a white van. The girl had supposedly witnessed kidnap her friend,
Speaker 4: but it was all alive based on a YouTube challenge
Speaker 4: she saw.
Speaker 5: We scrambled air one. Air one was up for thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: That's probably five six hours worth of fuel. Every police
Speaker 5: department on the east side of the county, Port Orange, LUSHAMRNA, Edgewood,
Speaker 5: or us We're all up on ninety five looking for
Speaker 5: this car.
Speaker 4: Belusa County Sheriff Mike Chitpwood says they were able to
Speaker 4: pay her cell phone to her parents' home, where they
Speaker 4: put her into handcuffs right in front of her dad.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this right now. You're going to take
Speaker 2: this as a lesson at eleven years old. If you
Speaker 2: do something stupid in the future, you're going to enjoy
Speaker 2: those cuffs.
Speaker 3: We do not need the Collie Russell challenge. I don't
Speaker 3: know what came first in this situation. The chicken out
Speaker 3: of Klie Russell to Kylie Russell aught to egg because
Speaker 3: what if This was inspiration for what Collie Huss would
Speaker 3: just put people through. Have none of you kids ever
Speaker 3: read the story of the Boy who Cried Wolf?
Speaker 2: Has that story been lost? Huh? Do people really know
Speaker 2: what that story means?
Speaker 3: If you knew that story, you wouldn't be doing those
Speaker 3: stupid ass online challenges like this.
Speaker 2: Should. I give you a quick recap for.
Speaker 3: Those of you who weren't born and raised in the
Speaker 3: nineteen hundreds, There was once a shepherd boy who clearly
Speaker 3: needed a job. Okay, he was bored as he sat
Speaker 3: on the hillside, even though that.
Speaker 2: Was his job.
Speaker 3: He was bored at his job. He was watching the
Speaker 3: village sheep. He was bored, just like all y'all kids
Speaker 3: claim to be on the internet. So to amuse himself,
Speaker 3: the boy took a great breathaence, saying out, wolf, Wolf,
Speaker 3: the wolf is shaping chasing the sheep.
Speaker 2: All the villagers came running up the hill.
Speaker 3: That helped the boy drive the wolf away, But when
Speaker 3: they arrived at the top of the hill, they found
Speaker 3: no wolf.
Speaker 2: The boy laughed the sight of their angry faces. Ha.
Speaker 2: Do you think that stopped the young man?
Speaker 3: No, he did it again, and the villagers told him
Speaker 3: save You're Frightened song for when there is really something wrong,
Speaker 3: don't cry wolf when there is no wolf. Well, a
Speaker 3: wolf actually did show up in the little boy cried wolf.
Speaker 3: None of the villagers came, not one of them came
Speaker 3: at all. They didn't kill needed a job. The little boy,
Speaker 3: who clearly needed a job, was crying asking the villagers
Speaker 3: why didn't they come, And one of the elders in
Speaker 3: the village villagers said, because nobody believes a liar even
Speaker 3: when they are telling the truth. I repeat, nobody believes
Speaker 3: a liar even when they are telling the truth. Young
Speaker 3: eleven year old girl, and for any young people listening
Speaker 3: to me, Carly Russell case might have been fake, but
Speaker 3: human trafficking is real. And what happens if you are
Speaker 3: one of your friends, god forbid, actually gets kidnapped. Nobody
Speaker 3: is gonna take you serious because they were going to
Speaker 3: remember the fact that you lied about one of your
Speaker 3: friends being kidnapped because you was.
Speaker 2: Inspired by an online challenge.
Speaker 3: Hey man, we really got to create some job programs
Speaker 3: for the youth them. Okay, nothing pisses me off more
Speaker 3: than an eleven year old who says they bored. I
Speaker 3: can figure out something for you to do. Go wash
Speaker 3: some dishes, go do some yard work, get a hobby
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: And what race was this young lady?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like it's a young Karen in training,
Speaker 3: already lying, making false accusations.
Speaker 2: You got every person in a white van.
Speaker 3: Being pulled over because that's the description you gave, by
Speaker 3: the way they should be. Okay, there's a stereotype attached
Speaker 3: to white vans that cannot be eradicated because as far
Speaker 3: as we know, human traffickers really do be driving white vans. Okay,
Speaker 3: only vehicle that has the worst reputation in white vans
Speaker 3: is white broncos. Now, it is hard to give this
Speaker 3: young lady donkey of to day because she's eleven. She
Speaker 3: is the true meaning a father forgive them for they
Speaker 3: know not what they do. She really doesn't know what
Speaker 3: she does, but then again, maybe she do. We've seen
Speaker 3: kids like this before. Kevin McCallister, he was eight and
Speaker 3: home alone, okay part one, ten in Home Alone, Part two.
Speaker 3: But he should have been brought up on war crimes.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know that people say he was defending himself, but no,
Speaker 3: at any moment that little boy was old enough and
Speaker 3: smart enough to go to a neighbor's house, go to
Speaker 3: a police station. But he decided no, I want to
Speaker 3: torture these two individuals. Kevin McCallister knew what he was doing,
Speaker 3: just like this young lady knows what she was doing.
Speaker 3: They can't play dumb when you pull off something this intricate,
Speaker 3: this detailed. She's eleven. So yes, this is where you
Speaker 3: know judgment comes into question. But in light of everything
Speaker 3: that just happened with krly Russell, maybe I just need
Speaker 3: to tell folks, don't play with kidnappings. Okay, matter of fact,
Speaker 3: don't play anything involving the word kidnapping. Okay, anything involving
Speaker 3: the word kidnapping should be removed from your mind and vocabulary.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear nothing about a kid, nothing
Speaker 3: about a nap. I don't even want to hear about
Speaker 3: a kid that was taking the nap. Okay, this makes
Speaker 3: me so worried about the future. All Right, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be nothing but AI and dumb ass kids, just a
Speaker 3: bunch of cluelest ass.
Speaker 2: Minors letting robots control everything.
Speaker 3: Not only was it dumb to lie to the cops
Speaker 3: about a kidnapping, but to do it from your phone.
Speaker 3: You might as well have drop the pen for them
Speaker 3: to find you. As technology gets smarter, criminals get dumber.
Speaker 3: And I know it's hard to call her dumb because
Speaker 3: she's eleven, but she was smart enough to come up
Speaker 3: with this DVS playing if you can hunt, you can hear. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what this is. Don't tell me you dumb. Don't
Speaker 3: try to play stupid. Now, you were smart enough to
Speaker 3: put all this together. I just want to know what
Speaker 3: happened to laser tag, what happened to Hide and Go Seek,
Speaker 3: which later evolved to hide and go hunch?
Speaker 2: Does anyone remember friendly games of grab ass? Huh? Don't
Speaker 2: play that one though, you'll get me too later.
Speaker 3: The marrow of the story is what happened to fun
Speaker 3: games eleven year old.
Speaker 2: Used to play? When did playing with the cops?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: When? Did?
Speaker 3: When did that become the equivalent of your mom saying
Speaker 3: go outside and find something to do.
Speaker 2: We don't have to play. Guess what race it is?
Speaker 2: I don't think we do? Yes, we do? You think
Speaker 2: we do? I like that game.
Speaker 3: I don't know where race she is though, no, So
Speaker 3: just please give this young eleven year old girl the
Speaker 3: biggest he huh, oh.
Speaker 2: We do know where race she is? Don't let me
Speaker 2: get in the text. Just then, please, let's play a
Speaker 2: game of guess what? All right, give us a clue.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, now, hold on, what's her names? I
Speaker 2: had to answer? Then I had an I got. I
Speaker 2: believe she's hmmm, all right, let's play. Let's just play
Speaker 2: for and giggles.
Speaker 3: Young young girl, you're eleven years old, decides to tell
Speaker 3: police that her fourteen year old friend had been kidnapped
Speaker 3: by a bunch of people in a big white van.
Speaker 2: Yes, what race she is? Me? Me white? Why do
Speaker 2: you think she's what? These black people don't play with
Speaker 2: police like that. We ain't calling the cops. That's true?
Speaker 2: What I don't think?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Same answer here? What I gotta give you the clues again?
Speaker 3: Eleven year old is arrested in charge with a felony
Speaker 3: after false reporting that her friend had been kidnapped.
Speaker 2: When you kidnaped by some people in a big white van,
Speaker 2: Yes what race?
Speaker 3: She is?
Speaker 2: Caucasian?
Speaker 1: And in a black household, you literally are losing all privileges.
Speaker 1: You can't go outside, can't talk to your friend's phone
Speaker 1: taken away? You do not call nine to one one.
Speaker 1: You know that something is really you do not do
Speaker 1: that back when they could whoop. Y'all know they can't
Speaker 1: do that anymore right now? Oh yeah, my mom, what No,
Speaker 1: that's a big no.
Speaker 2: No, that's the answer. I believe she's white. That's what
Speaker 2: the producer.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: Either that or her black household is very progressive and gentle, because.
Speaker 3: I feel like I saw the video and they had
Speaker 3: her face blurred because she's a minor, but it was
Speaker 3: a white blur behind the blur, if that makes sense.
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