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Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve harvey Man
Speaker 1: got a radio show. Real glad about it too.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
Speaker 1: of mind to try to be sharing and try to
Speaker 1: be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
Speaker 1: wanted by some people. I have people around me who
Speaker 1: seem to not benefit at all or anything, and I
Speaker 1: can sit with them and talk to them or take
Speaker 1: meetings with them to try to encourage them, and for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep going
Speaker 1: the way they're going. When you run into people like that,
Speaker 1: you have to pray for them. You have to just
Speaker 1: hope that one day that they release the chains on
Speaker 1: their mind and open up your mind to a new
Speaker 1: way of thinking. A couple of things I wanted to
Speaker 1: go over with that I want you all today in
Speaker 1: terms of motivation. I want you to be aware of
Speaker 1: statements or old sayings that have been created that you
Speaker 1: hear over the course of time, and you may be
Speaker 1: applying them to your life. And I want you to
Speaker 1: be careful of some of them because some of these
Speaker 1: old sayings, man, are not designed for people who are dreamers,
Speaker 1: are not designed for people who have any aspirations of
Speaker 1: being extraordinary. These are not designs or sayings that people
Speaker 1: who want to be extremely successful at anything or have
Speaker 1: high aspirations to put these sayings into your life. Let
Speaker 1: me give you an example. Statistics say that's it. That's
Speaker 1: the one I want you to be careful about. Statistics say,
Speaker 1: be very careful of stats. When a person says, you know, statistics,
Speaker 1: say one out of every what see, listen to me.
Speaker 1: These are things that sound like they're good, sound solid advice,
Speaker 1: but they're setting you up for failure.
Speaker 9: And you can't adhere.
Speaker 1: Yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been passed
Speaker 1: down from generations, and it's not scripture, it ain't in
Speaker 1: a scripture nowhere that statistics say. It's just some people
Speaker 1: and a lot of people who have lost have come
Speaker 1: up with these sayings to justify why they keep losing
Speaker 1: or why they lost. When I Ears got started in
Speaker 1: the business, there were more stand ups around now than
Speaker 1: it is today because the comedy boom in eighty four
Speaker 1: eighty five was it was gaining a lot of momentums,
Speaker 1: comedy club, comedy nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy
Speaker 1: told me I told him I wanted to be on
Speaker 1: the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said,
Speaker 1: one out of every two thousand comedians ever make it
Speaker 1: to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when he told us that,
Speaker 1: some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow,
Speaker 1: man's that's rough. Because a guy had also said that
Speaker 1: there was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at
Speaker 1: that time. I don't know if it was true. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you a guy was out there fewer numbers.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how many it was, but he
Speaker 1: said one in every two thousand will make it to
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show. And he let the air out of
Speaker 1: everybody in the room but me. So every night before
Speaker 1: I went on stage, I used to do this right here,
Speaker 1: but bad. That was the tonight theme song. I was
Speaker 1: young opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't I was in
Speaker 1: Cleveland telling jokes at one night. But that was my
Speaker 1: thing because I was bent and determined that if it's
Speaker 1: one in two thousand, okay, why don't I just be
Speaker 1: the one?
Speaker 9: Be careful when.
Speaker 1: People say statistics say because they are set up to
Speaker 1: fulfailure if you're gonna adhere to them. See that one
Speaker 1: in so many it wanted so many people win the lottery.
Speaker 1: But if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be the one to hit. Not when the dude hits
Speaker 1: you go while he was lucky, but he played. Here's
Speaker 1: another one. Maybe it's not meant to be. Let's go
Speaker 1: one step further. I guess it wasn't the Lord's will.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare blame God for something you may have
Speaker 1: not done yourself because you didn't get the proper education,
Speaker 1: because you didn't do the things you were supposed to do,
Speaker 1: because you didn't stay to the task, because you quit,
Speaker 1: turned around and went the other way. Now, maybe it's
Speaker 1: not it wasn't the Lord's will. These are all statements
Speaker 1: that sound like sound advice, but they ain't all the time,
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you. Stop letting these old
Speaker 1: fogy sayings get in your way of what can happen
Speaker 1: in your life. Don't put all your eggs in one basket?
Speaker 1: Who came up with this?
Speaker 9: Who came up with it?
Speaker 1: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
Speaker 1: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
Speaker 1: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
Speaker 1: go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't
Speaker 1: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
Speaker 1: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stafford to get an education.
Speaker 1: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
Speaker 1: he gone, These are guys that put all they eggs
Speaker 1: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
Speaker 1: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
Speaker 1: effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
Speaker 1: basket made out of If your basket is made out
Speaker 1: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
Speaker 1: that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine in it.
Speaker 1: Because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
Speaker 1: telling jokes, one thing, one thing only. Even when it
Speaker 1: got ugly and I was living in a car, I
Speaker 1: never quit telling them jokes. Man. I just kept believing
Speaker 1: that them jokes was gonna pay me one day, and
Speaker 1: I'll be dog gone if it didn't. I ain't taking
Speaker 1: no time off. Go work at the Walmart, get me
Speaker 1: a job, go back to Ford and big for my
Speaker 1: job back. Hey, man, put all your eggs in a basket.
Speaker 1: Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
Speaker 1: hard work. Your basket woven by God. What you tripping for?
Speaker 1: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
Speaker 1: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
Speaker 1: got to bleed that God could do what he said
Speaker 1: gonna do because he'dn done it for others, He'll most
Speaker 1: certainly do it for you. Be careful of these sayings
Speaker 1: that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people to
Speaker 1: justify why they are not succeeding. Don't apply this stuff
Speaker 1: to your life, and it ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're listening morning yea, Ladies and gentlemen, let me have
Speaker 1: it your undivided attention. I know I say it every day,
Speaker 1: but man, it just bears repeating. You all, I don't
Speaker 1: really want you to overlook a very very basic and
Speaker 1: simple fact that today was given to us. This is
Speaker 1: something we've never had before. We've never had this day,
Speaker 1: We've never had this moment. We've been giving this incredible
Speaker 1: gift of life again. I know it comes with a
Speaker 1: lot of struggles. I know it comes with some situations
Speaker 1: that you got to grapple with. That's called life. The
Speaker 1: sun ain't gonna shine all the time, because if it did,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't appreciate it. You have the night so you can.
Speaker 9: Appreciate the day.
Speaker 1: You had, the clouds so you can enjoy the sun.
Speaker 1: You had the flowers. But you're gonna have to have
Speaker 1: his rain, now, you understand. So however it is, I'm
Speaker 1: just grateful that I'm here for it. I want you
Speaker 1: to join it with me. And be grateful to y'all,
Speaker 1: be grateful that God gave us this wonderful day today.
Speaker 9: Love it, man, Thank you Lord. I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Hope you give me a whole lot more. I love
Speaker 1: to live for one hundred and four years. But if
Speaker 1: you call me home early, just hope I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I just wanted to throw that out there.
Speaker 1: I'm clearly not right now as it.
Speaker 9: Talking to.
Speaker 1: Need a couple more forgivenesses to make sure, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: this is the Steve Harvey Martin Show, Shelley Strawberry calling
Speaker 1: for real Mississippi Monica Junior government named kills, frights and
Speaker 1: the legend of nephew Tommy. Ladies and gentlemen, and wah,
Speaker 1: same war, save war that before y'all that don't know French,
Speaker 1: that means it's me, Yeah, junior, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 7: You know these house projects, you know you know this
Speaker 7: is the part that you know. Man, I had to
Speaker 7: get the sealed up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I wasn't ready for that.
Speaker 7: No, I just I just I feel what else is
Speaker 7: coming down the line?
Speaker 11: What a man?
Speaker 9: Something you had you ever said that before.
Speaker 12: I ain't never said it had to get a deck sere.
Speaker 12: I ain't even know decks got sealed. I had no idea.
Speaker 12: I thought it was just wood outside.
Speaker 1: All you had to do is just go sit on it.
Speaker 1: Now you got to see junior, See junior, You see
Speaker 1: how your life you change. Yeah, yeah, now you got
Speaker 1: a deck. Used to have a little lad balcony. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that was their balcony. Yeah, this is your deck.
Speaker 1: Mm hm, man ain't God good? Yeah? But see to
Speaker 1: whom much is given, much is required. Now how you
Speaker 1: do this garage?
Speaker 7: You gotta put some down for the garage too.
Speaker 9: You need to do that yourself.
Speaker 1: Well everything you got to go to d why d
Speaker 1: I Y whatever they call it, do it yourself. I
Speaker 1: ain't done it in a while, but I used to.
Speaker 1: You got to learn how you need to stay in
Speaker 1: your garage floor. You need to figure out what your
Speaker 1: garage gonna be. First. Yeah, it is gonna keep tools
Speaker 1: and guard and equipment in it. Then you got to
Speaker 1: watch what you call your car just calls. Don't be
Speaker 1: hanging bikes in it. Because you ever had a bike
Speaker 1: fall on your car, you ain't gonna want that bike. No,
Speaker 1: damn more you that. I tell you that right now,
Speaker 1: all that bike hanging, yeah, get a damn kickstand.
Speaker 7: I'm figuring out all right.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
Speaker 5: the hour, we'll hear from the nephews.
Speaker 4: He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
Speaker 4: morning show?
Speaker 5: All right, nephew, it's time to start the morning off.
Speaker 5: Would run that prank back?
Speaker 4: What you got for us?
Speaker 11: It's time for some corporal punishments, Shirley. Let's get back
Speaker 11: to whipping and it's time we got way away from it.
Speaker 11: It's time to get back to whipping that behind cat dog,
Speaker 11: if you could corporal punishment.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hello, Hi, I'm trying to reach it.
Speaker 2: Mister Cotton, mismss Cotton.
Speaker 11: My name is mister Lanson. I'm actually the new principal
Speaker 11: here at middle school.
Speaker 2: And what's the name.
Speaker 1: Again, mister Lanson.
Speaker 2: Mister Lanson?
Speaker 11: Okay, your your son he attends middle school here? Am
Speaker 11: I correct?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 11: Okay, good listen. I'm the new principal here. We've just
Speaker 11: replaced the last principal and I'm actually calling around. What
Speaker 11: I've done is when I before I got here, I
Speaker 11: asked for a list of students that were you know,
Speaker 11: I'm not going to say problem kids, but you know
Speaker 11: that kind of get themselves in a little trouble here
Speaker 11: and there.
Speaker 1: And your son's name happens to be on the list.
Speaker 2: Name is on that list.
Speaker 11: Yes, I got about I got about thirty five kids
Speaker 11: that are actually on this list, and your son is
Speaker 11: actually on the list.
Speaker 1: And you are, mister of Cotton, correct.
Speaker 2: I am mist I mean, are you sure you speaking
Speaker 2: about my son though?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean there's only there's only one on the list, sir.
Speaker 11: I'm it's it's it's what's been given to me. And
Speaker 11: what what I'm doing is calling around to all of
Speaker 11: the parents of the kids that are on this list
Speaker 11: and letting you guys know that I'm going to be
Speaker 11: keeping a closed eye on them as well as letting
Speaker 11: you know that I'm going to be reinstating corporal punishment
Speaker 11: here in the school. So so what's that That's actually
Speaker 11: where if your son gets sent to the office, which
Speaker 11: is my office, then there will be paddling going on.
Speaker 11: And opposed to I don't believe in I don't believe
Speaker 11: in I don't believe in suspension. I believe in you know,
Speaker 11: if we spank these kids, we can get them back
Speaker 11: in order. So, sir, here's my thing. I really truly
Speaker 11: believe that we get back to you know, and I
Speaker 11: don't mean what I'm about to say to be harsh,
Speaker 11: but if we get back to beating, we'll get these
Speaker 11: kids back in order.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I know he had troubled in English,
Speaker 2: but I don't think that calls for beating.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 11: This has nothing to do with great sir. This has
Speaker 11: to do with punishment. And what I'm understanding is if
Speaker 11: your son is on my list, and if your son
Speaker 11: comes down to my office, I'm gonna take care of
Speaker 11: it right then and there.
Speaker 2: What if my son come to your offer, You're gonna
Speaker 2: be on my damn list, Sir.
Speaker 11: I'm trying to get these kids back in order. That's
Speaker 11: the reason why I've been brought in, and I've replaced
Speaker 11: the last principle.
Speaker 1: You understand.
Speaker 11: So what I need from you is to get to
Speaker 11: get a great understanding that if your child comes to
Speaker 11: my office, corporal punishment will be what he's going to
Speaker 11: deal with.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you what. Let my son come home
Speaker 2: and tell me he got some damn corporal punishment, and
Speaker 2: the next morning me and you're gonna do some corporal punishment.
Speaker 11: Sir, do you want your child in order or do
Speaker 11: you want to be bailing his butt out of jail
Speaker 11: at the age of eighteen.
Speaker 6: They gonna be.
Speaker 2: Bailing me out of jail if you put your damn
Speaker 2: hands on my son.
Speaker 11: Okay, are you taking care of your son? Punishment wise
Speaker 11: at home?
Speaker 2: You need to my son don't give you no damn trouble.
Speaker 11: Okay, here, here's the problem. Parents not be leaving that
Speaker 11: their children get in any trouble. That's the first part.
Speaker 2: Well, I got email, I got a phone call. So
Speaker 2: the first phone call I get is going straight whipping it.
Speaker 2: Ain't no letter, sit home, ain't no email, sit home
Speaker 2: saying day it's a problem.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't, sir.
Speaker 11: I'll you know I'm gonna come down here. I'm gonna
Speaker 11: tell you once again, I am not going to send
Speaker 11: your son to detention. I'm not gonna call you. I'm
Speaker 11: gonna take care of my job.
Speaker 2: My job is to make it I'm gonna take care
Speaker 2: of mine when you take care of your, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take care of mine and that protect my son, and
Speaker 2: you put your hands on him, and we got a problem.
Speaker 11: We're gonna have a problem because nine time. I'm telling you,
Speaker 11: right now, I'm calling you and giving you the warning.
Speaker 11: Your son will be dealt with, and you're gonna be
Speaker 11: dealt with, will be dealt with on a regular basis
Speaker 11: if needs to be.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get dealt with on a regular But you're
Speaker 2: gonna get tired of seeing.
Speaker 1: Me, sir. Do I need to actually have corporal punishment
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: I tell you what, when you do, when you bring
Speaker 2: that corporal punishment to me, you better have the police
Speaker 2: there because they gonna need corporal punishment. They gonna need whatever.
Speaker 2: Hell they're gonna need to swat team when I get
Speaker 2: down you put your hands on my son. I know
Speaker 2: that all them.
Speaker 1: You know what, sir, Maybe maybe maybe the swipper needs
Speaker 1: to start with you.
Speaker 2: It has matter of fact, what time do you go
Speaker 2: to lunch? If we can do this in front of
Speaker 2: the cafeteria and let all the kids see the damn principal,
Speaker 2: get your damn corporal punishment, sir, Sir.
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. I don't I don't fear you kirsonal.
Speaker 2: You to fan me because I want you to stand
Speaker 2: there and take your whipping like man. I don't want
Speaker 2: to chase your around like no little ground in.
Speaker 11: School, Sir, Sir, sir, The bottom line is, corporal punishment
Speaker 11: is being instated. Your son is gonna abide by it.
Speaker 11: You're gonna have to accept it.
Speaker 8: Or maybe maybe you need to tell you what you say.
Speaker 2: You got thirty five names on your list, it better
Speaker 2: be thirty four. Can god name may not be on
Speaker 2: no corporal punishment list.
Speaker 6: I know that, sir, sir.
Speaker 11: Listen, He's not on a corporal punishment list. He's on
Speaker 11: a list of kid of kids that act up from
Speaker 11: time to time.
Speaker 2: My damn son don't act up. My son is a
Speaker 2: model student. He got a little trouble with English, you know,
Speaker 2: because his mama a little slow. But that's my dad.
Speaker 3: I did that.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to.
Speaker 2: The child right now, you're talking to a grown man.
Speaker 2: And if you put your hands on my son, you
Speaker 2: gonna see that I'm a grown man. When I come down, man,
Speaker 2: I'm only wanna put my hands on my damn son.
Speaker 11: Then I guess it's gonna be a lot of kicking circle.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be some kick and you line them up, sistant, principal, Principal,
Speaker 2: I'll kick the CAFETERI lator, So I come down then,
Speaker 2: if she got something to say, you're gonna.
Speaker 11: Watch your tone. You understand me, and you're gonna you're
Speaker 11: gonna take what I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm grown man, I.
Speaker 11: Don't care what you're saying. Everybody's gonna bide. I put
Speaker 11: chains on the door.
Speaker 2: I make sure Joe Klop putting chains on your name
Speaker 2: with Lance you Joe Klop.
Speaker 11: I'm mister Lanson, and these kids are gonna abide by
Speaker 11: what I want, and so are the parents. And damn it, you,
Speaker 11: mister Cotton, you're gonna have to toughen up and let.
Speaker 9: Me do my damn job.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, then you're gonna do what you
Speaker 2: got to do today. But when I get down there,
Speaker 2: you better have the police.
Speaker 1: When I get there, I tell you who else I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have here.
Speaker 2: If you tell me who you gonna have down there,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have.
Speaker 11: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's
Speaker 11: who I am.
Speaker 1: Your co worker Silver, You've got me to break phone.
Speaker 2: Call you what I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna break.
Speaker 3: Get laid on the.
Speaker 2: Kids. Man, I'm looking for my damn kids.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I got one more thing now she missed.
Speaker 2: What's that man?
Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 2: Man? They see morning show? I love y'all.
Speaker 4: Man, All right, thank you Tommy.
Speaker 5: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O
Speaker 5: our Chief Love Officers, you're listening hard morning show coming
Speaker 5: up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Speaker 5: Alicia Key's eight year old son stood guard on stage
Speaker 5: so concer gerers wouldn't throw objects at her. Erica Badu
Speaker 5: suggests that Beyonce copied her style during the Renaissance tour.
Speaker 5: And in trending news, Miss Henrietta Lacks family finally settles
Speaker 5: their lawsuit. We'll talk about all of these stories at
Speaker 5: the top of the hour, but right now, it is
Speaker 5: time to ask the CLO with a Chief Love Officer.
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Kyleen in South phil says, my husband took
Speaker 5: me to his favorite cigar bar and the waitress came
Speaker 5: to get our drink order. I ordered my usual badka soda.
Speaker 5: The waitress winked at my husband had said, I already
Speaker 5: know what you want. My husband was grinning from ear
Speaker 5: to ear. He thinks I'm stupid? Am I crazy?
Speaker 4: Or is this while to you?
Speaker 1: Now that a wild he go to his favorite cigar
Speaker 1: bo She say, I already know what you drink because
Speaker 1: with the wind ordered to.
Speaker 9: Drink all the time in there located wink shirt.
Speaker 1: Now what's what?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody calling you stupid? Well, you know that's what
Speaker 1: she got out of that. Well, she did it in
Speaker 1: front of you, you know, just you know she that's
Speaker 1: how she may come money. She flirts hips exactly, you know,
Speaker 1: she nice and friendly. I what's what you mad at
Speaker 1: your husband for? That's that's what your husband took you
Speaker 1: to his favorite sit you go, He took you there.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing happen to why he took it down and
Speaker 1: he took I swear to God, see right down, man,
Speaker 1: stay your ass away from all this here. Now, this
Speaker 1: is my wife going on, you know, man, And it
Speaker 1: always should be something that a man has that's his,
Speaker 1: and a woman has that's her. Stay out of hers,
Speaker 1: she stay out of yours. It don't mean that the
Speaker 1: person is cheap man. Could you just got to have
Speaker 1: some me time? He's been going to the cigaret une?
Speaker 1: Did he carry your ass down there? As soon as
Speaker 1: he carry you down?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: She ordered your wife you audio drink, and she say
Speaker 1: I know what you drink, and then ween like I
Speaker 1: got you. That's all it is, right. She flirt with
Speaker 1: everybody like that. Did you watch her when she went
Speaker 1: around everybody else?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, anybody calling you stupid? Yeah, I know what you want.
Speaker 1: I know what you want and wink at your yea,
Speaker 1: my stupid ye know what? What's stupid? You see you
Speaker 1: making something out of nothing that ain't even there?
Speaker 5: Okay, Moving on to Cheyenne and Arlington, Cheyenne says, I
Speaker 5: was set up on a blind date, but I actually
Speaker 5: knew the guy and had had a one night stand
Speaker 5: with him years ago. He didn't remember me, so I
Speaker 5: didn't bring it up until our third date. He was
Speaker 5: turned off when I told him it was a one
Speaker 5: night stand. He said he did and remember me, and
Speaker 5: he ghosted me.
Speaker 4: What did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: What you're telling foulk? He told y'all truth, truth. We
Speaker 1: every day I'd have told y'all about just damn truth. Now,
Speaker 1: shut up your mouth telling everything I have told transparency.
Speaker 9: What's the matter? The truth ain't always the best part.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 9: First of all, you now he was feeling you because
Speaker 9: you were on the third day.
Speaker 4: Third day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, See he wasn't feeling you before because it's a
Speaker 1: one night stand. You ain't heard from the man now
Speaker 1: for some reason, something about the two of you are different.
Speaker 1: Maybe there ain't no alcohol involved, and now he feeling you.
Speaker 1: But now you tell him you was a one night stand.
Speaker 1: Now he going, Oh, that's what you do. Damn, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that was you because you seem so different.
Speaker 1: You should have just left it down. Why y'all always
Speaker 1: got to tell the damn truth. Yah's stupid.
Speaker 4: Some things you need to do the grave, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Stupid, Shut show, damn mouth. If he don't bring it up,
Speaker 1: why would you bring it up? Obviously it wasn't a
Speaker 1: good experience. You never heard from the man again. You
Speaker 1: on your third date.
Speaker 9: You don't remember.
Speaker 13: Because he didn't remember her, all right. Moving on to
Speaker 13: Sophia and Walter. Your arms folded all that makes me sick?
Speaker 1: Shoes I told.
Speaker 5: Ahead Sophia and Fort Walton Beach says I'm married to
Speaker 5: the president of the men's club at our church, and
Speaker 5: since he got his title, he's been asking me to
Speaker 5: dress like the first lady of our church. I don't
Speaker 5: do panty hose and hats. It's too hot for all that.
Speaker 5: Should I try to respect his wishes.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody putting all that on though?
Speaker 9: That's too much?
Speaker 1: Know, they still sold any Be real with you if
Speaker 1: you're gonna rock some fish necks or them in the
Speaker 1: planes or something like that, or you can go some
Speaker 1: you know, you know, get you some waterfoot I think
Speaker 1: I think it's called waterfoot. Had them cold designs on
Speaker 1: the stock going up the back?
Speaker 11: What for?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice, right, that little SEXU like that line
Speaker 1: that go up the back? Oh woman, wear them stocking
Speaker 1: with that scene in the back. Saw a girl one
Speaker 1: time with with with with a leaf vine running up
Speaker 1: the back of her leg and and and let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, she wasn't really all that, but it
Speaker 1: did make you wonder where that vine was going though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he ain't dressing like men's club. But no,
Speaker 1: not somewhat man. You know, all that pretense stuff. That's
Speaker 1: the problem with church. Not everybody want to fake the phone.
Speaker 1: You know, just be who you are God, and God
Speaker 1: ain't asked you to wear no penny holes and big
Speaker 1: hatt it.
Speaker 14: Petty holes and big hats is not in the Bible,
Speaker 14: all right, So she should just keep doing her thing
Speaker 14: because her question is should she respect his wishes?
Speaker 1: Well, just going to You know, if you want to
Speaker 1: wear certain things the church, you can the stuff you
Speaker 1: don't want to wear, you don't have to. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't you know what is he doing different? He
Speaker 1: done got this little tight he president of min's But
Speaker 1: what the men club do it? Suod, that's a dry
Speaker 1: ass title. Now men's club that don't do nothing. Man,
Speaker 1: We don't go out. We don't go to cigar lounge.
Speaker 1: We ain't got no drink night, we don't watch the
Speaker 1: game and cuss, what a sweet of president of men's
Speaker 1: club fall man. We don't. Yeah, ya ain't sending out
Speaker 1: no videos, y'all. Ain't sitting out no funny Instagram clips.
Speaker 1: You know, boy boy, you see us from right here.
Speaker 1: Ain't none of that happening at the church. Men's Club
Speaker 1: kind of like Father's Day there with that man right up,
Speaker 1: the president of men's club at the church. You see
Speaker 1: if you're the president of a car club. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you're the president of motorcycle club.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, you're the captain of the football team.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you know.
Speaker 9: You know you the captain of the softball team. Yeah,
Speaker 9: the president of men's club at the church.
Speaker 1: What nothing? What do that do?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna this evening, We're going into another scription. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're going to have brother Button artist going to read
Speaker 1: twenty third songs.
Speaker 9: We read that last week.
Speaker 7: Thought it all right it.
Speaker 4: Thank you Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 4: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 4: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 5: Alicia Key's son proved to be a fierce protector of
Speaker 5: his mom. Amid the rash of concert goers throwing objects
Speaker 5: at performers while they're on stage. During the Seattle stop
Speaker 5: of her Keys to the Summer tour, Alicia and Swiss
Speaker 5: Beach youngest son, Genesis Ali Dean, provided a form of
Speaker 5: extra security detail. He heard how people have been acting,
Speaker 5: you know, at these shows lately, his father, Swiss beat said.
Speaker 5: In a series of Instagram photos of the youngster standing
Speaker 5: guard by his mother's side during the show. He said
Speaker 5: my brother. My boy is serious in real life, he said.
Speaker 5: My boy said, I'm not playing no games on mom stage.
Speaker 5: He a real serious one. Thank you, Jin, We love
Speaker 5: you and your protection.
Speaker 4: He didn't care. She was live on stage, so there
Speaker 4: you go.
Speaker 11: I love it.
Speaker 1: No, throw a drink on, mama. I'm watching now. I
Speaker 1: know all these songs. I ain't even listening. I'm watching you.
Speaker 7: She was said it right by that piano too.
Speaker 2: Look at I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: Switching gears and other news.
Speaker 5: Miss Henrietta Lax a black woman who's given more to
Speaker 5: medicine than you probably ever realized. Her cells were the
Speaker 5: first to ever be reproduced in a laboratory, which gave
Speaker 5: scientists the ability to research and develop vaccines for polio, herpes, leukemia, aids,
Speaker 5: the coronavirus, Parkinson's, the flu, and more. Her cells have
Speaker 5: been cited in over eleven thousand scientific papers and are
Speaker 5: referred to as an quote unparalleled medical legacy. But that
Speaker 5: legacy happened without anyone's consent. Miss Henrietta, as I mentioned
Speaker 5: as a black woman, had her cells taken with out
Speaker 5: her knowledge back in nineteen fifty one, when she.
Speaker 4: Was only thirty one years old. And dying of cancer.
Speaker 5: Tuesday, on what would have been her one hundred and
Speaker 5: third birthday, Henrietta Lack's family finally settle their case with
Speaker 5: Thermo Fisher Scientific. They say the biotech company sold and
Speaker 5: profited off herself without ever asking for their consent. The
Speaker 5: terms of the settlement are confidential, but both parties released
Speaker 5: a statement saying they were quote pleased that they were
Speaker 5: able to resolve the matter.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you recall, but Oprah played her
Speaker 4: in a movie not too long ago. But yeah, that
Speaker 4: was very story.
Speaker 5: We don't No, they didn't say, they don't didn't cloth that,
Speaker 5: but can you imagine?
Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: That is horrible?
Speaker 9: That is horrible that they did that.
Speaker 1: Well, the testigee, yes, absolutely, you're right, Yeah, shift study.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes, a thing. I consent you right, my.
Speaker 9: Damn Texas.
Speaker 1: Asked me.
Speaker 4: Finally.
Speaker 5: In entertainment news, Erica Badu has suggested that Beyonce copied
Speaker 5: her style as one of her Renaissance Tour costumes. Erica
Speaker 5: posted a picture of Beyonce rocking a hat with the caption,
Speaker 5: I guess I'm everyone's stylists favorite chrome mirror hat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love it. Erica look.
Speaker 5: According to baller Alert, Queen Beat paid homage to Erica
Speaker 5: on the remix of her song Break My Soul, where
Speaker 5: Beyonce gave a shout out to Lauren Hill, ROBERTA. Flack
Speaker 5: and Erica baddu Someone posted a comment to Erica saying,
Speaker 5: Abe Lincoln rocked at first Erica post laugh emojis K Steve.
Speaker 5: You know we all call you blue cheese because what
Speaker 5: because I dressing right, anyone tried to.
Speaker 4: Copy your style or steal your look.
Speaker 9: I mean it was all back in the day.
Speaker 1: If you look at the NBA draft and Michael Jordan
Speaker 1: and uh and Magic Neim and Jalen Rose and all
Speaker 1: them cats, they'll tell you they used to sit up
Speaker 1: and watch the Apollo to see what I was wearing.
Speaker 1: That's when I was wearing in Barbara Bates suits, and
Speaker 1: the and the NBA copied that whole look, you know, really, yeah, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: ain't no doubt about how you feel.
Speaker 9: I was dope.
Speaker 1: I mean, what was it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't you know.
Speaker 9: I wasn't who I am today. And even if it
Speaker 9: was what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, everybody wrote them big pants long coach look at
Speaker 1: all on look at Michael Jordan threw all of the
Speaker 1: last dance stuff that the show was over, long ties
Speaker 1: and long jackets.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I remember Michael came to see me at the State
Speaker 1: Theater in Chicago, set on the front row, and it
Speaker 1: came up to me, it's a bad jacket, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get that. He came, Well, you got the money,
Speaker 1: you can get all this here. This cost me, damn
Speaker 1: the third of my salary. I bet your ass can
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah. So, yeah, you know, it was always
Speaker 1: that and I saw that happening, you know me, and said, oh,
Speaker 1: water splits in the back of the jacket. We introduced
Speaker 1: that to the to those vents in the back of
Speaker 1: the jacket. It's a sad thing when I see it.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 1: People be coming on family fused, Steve, I got your
Speaker 1: suit on man stuff, saying that though y'all need to
Speaker 1: come on down after them pants man and get them
Speaker 1: square toe gators off and stuff like that. But you
Speaker 1: know it happens, man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you good on Family few though you're looking good.
Speaker 15: I watched it the other night. You're you're a foul fly, Steve.
Speaker 15: You had this mint green tight Oh I saw that
Speaker 15: blazer do you remember that episode, did you?
Speaker 1: What is it veil? What is that crushed velvet? What
Speaker 1: is a racket? I call it the interior of a
Speaker 1: jewelry box? Okay, you won't to surprise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, keep up with good work.
Speaker 1: And I did.
Speaker 5: I never got the I never thought that Erica would
Speaker 5: say that about Beyonce.
Speaker 4: Kind of funny. Well, I guess i'm everybody stylist.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, you know, it wasn't a slam and
Speaker 9: none of it.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't shoe shade. It was fun.
Speaker 4: It's fun, fun, fun, all right.
Speaker 5: Well, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, former
Speaker 5: President Trump has been indicted by a grand jury for
Speaker 5: a third time.
Speaker 1: What that rack up?
Speaker 4: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Hardy
Speaker 4: Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Well, of course, King to ABC News, former President Donald
Speaker 5: Trump undertook a criminal scheme to overturn the results of
Speaker 5: the twenty twenty election. This is the third indictment based
Speaker 5: by the former president. Prosecutors say the alleged scheme, which
Speaker 5: they say involved six unnamed co conspirators, including enlisting a
Speaker 5: slate of so called fake electors targeting several states using
Speaker 5: the Justice Department to conduct sham election crime investigations, enlisting
Speaker 5: the vice president to quote alter the election results, and
Speaker 5: doubling down on false claims as the January sixth riot ensued,
Speaker 5: all in an effort to subvert democracy and stay in power.
Speaker 5: We all know about Trump's indictment last month in the
Speaker 5: Special Counsul's probe into handling of classified materials after leaving office,
Speaker 5: and his indictment back in April on New York State
Speaker 5: charges of falsifying business records in connection with a hush
Speaker 5: money payment made to adult film stars Stormy Daniels. Trump
Speaker 5: is scheduled to appear in a federal courthouse this afternoon.
Speaker 1: This one on the state level in Georgia has real
Speaker 1: complications for him because there is a recording of him
Speaker 1: asking the lead vote official to find eleven hundred votes.
Speaker 1: He's recorded saying that that's a problem. It would be
Speaker 1: a major problem for anybody else. Why they have a
Speaker 1: fear of this man is beyond me and this party
Speaker 1: man now is starting to splinter because there are some
Speaker 1: people who are willing to run for president in our
Speaker 1: position of him, including Pence. Yeah, so.
Speaker 9: Is starting to splinter.
Speaker 1: But somebody has to come out and say, in the
Speaker 1: Republican Party, we've got to do be able to do
Speaker 1: better than this.
Speaker 4: No president in the history has indicted.
Speaker 15: This one is three time, and this is your man,
Speaker 15: this is your candidate possible.
Speaker 1: Just the best pay then you can offer to America
Speaker 1: and his ignorant Trump supporters.
Speaker 4: They denied the truth. They're in denial.
Speaker 1: But that's what the whole critical race theory is about.
Speaker 1: They want to deny the truth, they want to deny.
Speaker 4: History, right exactly.
Speaker 1: So you want to remove that so those types of
Speaker 1: people can not feel guilty or bad about what was done.
Speaker 1: That's that's crazy, and we cannot let this happen. He's
Speaker 1: supposed to go to jail if dog, imagine if Barack
Speaker 1: Obama had been indicted three times.
Speaker 9: What are we talking about here?
Speaker 1: Anybody else? Tim Scott, the little black dude that thinks
Speaker 1: he's finn be elected by the white folk. She like
Speaker 1: to you got to cut this out, though, dog, You
Speaker 1: put your ass on over here with being casting and
Speaker 1: today how they do all right? Well?
Speaker 5: Coming up us coming up in thirty four minutes after
Speaker 5: the hour, we'll talk about getting healthy.
Speaker 4: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 5: So have you guys seen the latest cover of Men's
Speaker 5: Health magazine with Method Man, Busta Rhymes, and fifty cent.
Speaker 5: The magazine is honoring the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop
Speaker 5: by talking about strength, survival and grit.
Speaker 4: So Steve method Man is tall like you. He's about
Speaker 4: sixty three, he's fifty one years old, and he's into
Speaker 4: weightlifting like you.
Speaker 5: Here's a question for you. Why is cold plunging now
Speaker 5: a part of your workout? Because you do it every
Speaker 5: day now you've been doing it for quite a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll pass to one hundred mark, so you've done
Speaker 1: it one hundred times. Tis there's nothing to do with weightlifting.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. And I don't
Speaker 1: lift like Method Man. Do I have jobs. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of jobs lift because as you get older,
Speaker 1: you have to lift, because lifting is important. It just
Speaker 1: keeps you younger, you know, Like, I'm gonna go lift
Speaker 1: today after the show. I just got of lift.
Speaker 9: You gotta do that.
Speaker 1: But cold plunging, for me, it does several things. First
Speaker 1: of all, it's invigorating. It it would it heightens my
Speaker 1: alertness and clarity because anytime you put your body under
Speaker 1: that type of I don't want to say the wrong word,
Speaker 1: but it undert any time you put your body under
Speaker 1: that type of attack and put it in a situation
Speaker 1: where your body starts to have to save its life,
Speaker 1: it releases a thing called protein synthesis where everything in
Speaker 1: your body, your liver, dumps out all of this to
Speaker 1: screech these chemicals to go to help save your life,
Speaker 1: you know, and everything rushes to the core to start
Speaker 1: producing heat to save your life. And that is quite
Speaker 1: quite an invigorating thing. And in order to save your life,
Speaker 1: it has to produce heat. To produce heat, your body
Speaker 1: has to burn brown fat to produce heat. So it
Speaker 1: has helped me in the fat department quite I've lost
Speaker 1: sixteen pounds of fat off my body hold so the
Speaker 1: cold plunging alone, I can do it now, of course
Speaker 1: I eat right.
Speaker 6: How long do you think you can do?
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 9: One minute?
Speaker 1: It I don't see six at all.
Speaker 9: I do six minutes?
Speaker 4: And why six minutes?
Speaker 9: Because that's why told me to do No?
Speaker 4: Okay, is this just some random number or you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, at one point in time, you can't stay
Speaker 1: in fifty degree water, just your body won't survive that
Speaker 1: after a while, and after a while, there's no science
Speaker 1: that says longer it's better, So you know, along with that,
Speaker 1: and I think the other thing is just my Elevate
Speaker 1: You product. To be honest with you, man, I think
Speaker 1: using that every day has been probably the biggest benefit
Speaker 1: to me because it's given me the energy to do
Speaker 1: all these things. And you know, just in case you
Speaker 1: were wondering about it, the stick packs Elevate You and
Speaker 1: the gummies are now in Walmart. I mean they in there, Dogger,
Speaker 1: you ain't even got to now. It ain't no no
Speaker 1: if you don't see them in your Walmart, because they're
Speaker 1: in the Walmart down here by my ranch, and they
Speaker 1: I know, good hell well, if it's down here, it
Speaker 1: got to be one. You end up in Atlanta and Chicago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I nt count them down here. After the
Speaker 1: Walmart carries the stick packs and you can get the
Speaker 1: green flavors and the stick packs where you can travel
Speaker 1: with its easy, no more scooping, take it on the go.
Speaker 1: And they got the gummies for increase your immune system.
Speaker 1: The metabolism is really going well in the digestive health.
Speaker 1: And they're Walmart now. So between those three things that
Speaker 1: out in corporate. I do some other things too, like
Speaker 1: I do pay attention very closely to what I eat.
Speaker 1: But that's been the success of it, man, just a
Speaker 1: huge part of the success. That's big. That's big. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also wanted to ask Tommy and Jr. About their
Speaker 4: workout routine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because Tommy's a runner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you slim down quite a bit.
Speaker 2: You want to know.
Speaker 7: My workout is, Yeah, whatelse my wife tells me to do. Yeah,
Speaker 7: take that trash at Mappa's flows back. Did you call
Speaker 7: them people down there? Who coming over? Yeah, listen, that's
Speaker 7: my work out.
Speaker 1: Make that bed up.
Speaker 7: Listen, listen, pull up out for me to cook. I
Speaker 7: got a bunch of workouts.
Speaker 12: You lose weight by taking meat out the free zom
Speaker 12: you tell me what, Yeah, to gym.
Speaker 7: Just wait for my phone call, all.
Speaker 5: Right, coming up next to the nephew and today's prank
Speaker 5: phone call right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Speaker 5: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 5: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 5: the subject is I like taffy but he doesn't. We'll
Speaker 5: get into that find out what that's all about. In
Speaker 5: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 5: the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 4: What you got for its neph I.
Speaker 11: Got Frank, Let me ask you. I mean, you know
Speaker 11: it just crossed my man. I'll be doing these cold plunges.
Speaker 11: Do you think you could do a six cold pluge?
Speaker 11: Is that possible?
Speaker 7: Delay fur, It's possible, very possible, But you won't be
Speaker 7: performing we.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I can promise you you won't be
Speaker 1: able to do that.
Speaker 11: Right there ain't no way you done, cold plug.
Speaker 1: I can give you my word on that. She might
Speaker 1: be able to, but you damn sure ain't. Because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, man, I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: he I'm gonna refer to him as he Okay, he
Speaker 1: runs for cover doing the plunge. He yeah.
Speaker 9: Let me just tell you better list. I think he's
Speaker 9: a coward. If you ask me, he.
Speaker 1: Retreats.
Speaker 9: That's the best way. I'm a pretty tea boy. He retreats.
Speaker 1: No way, brouh, it's no way in that water you
Speaker 1: could possibly you can get him, tom boy boy, all right,
Speaker 1: just ask you just start out as just start out
Speaker 1: ass all right. Let me get on over here, it's.
Speaker 4: Stupid about something you about something I.
Speaker 11: Knew about it exactly. This right here is neighborhood watch.
Speaker 11: Neighborhood Why sounds pretty simple? But let's take a listen.
Speaker 11: Cat dog, if you would.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Johnny. Okay.
Speaker 8: You're the one that be doing the neighborhood watch. You'll
Speaker 8: be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watches?
Speaker 1: Is that you?
Speaker 2: Who's this is this Johnny? Who is this man? This
Speaker 2: is pre J? Answer my question?
Speaker 8: Are you Johnny?
Speaker 10: Pull your road your row? I'm Johnny and I do
Speaker 10: the neighborhood watch. Who was the damn PJ.
Speaker 8: I'm pretty baby?
Speaker 10: Hold on, man, don't calm on my phone, yell at me,
Speaker 10: charging me up?
Speaker 8: Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,
Speaker 8: and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that
Speaker 8: ain't what you're doing now. I don't caught you looking
Speaker 8: in the window at my wife when I came outside.
Speaker 8: You was halfway down the street, you and your damn
Speaker 8: dog for her doing. You ain't watching the neighborhood You
Speaker 8: looking trying to see him in the window. That's what
Speaker 8: you're doing.
Speaker 10: Picking some please, I don't look. I do my job, man,
Speaker 10: I do my neighbors.
Speaker 2: I do my job.
Speaker 10: I do the neighborhood, watch, I make sure people ain't
Speaker 10: breaking nobody houses. I gotta like, what the hell I
Speaker 10: want to look at somebody else's like? I got a
Speaker 10: piece of at home?
Speaker 8: I want? Then you need to stay over looking with people,
Speaker 8: looking through people. Wonder man, you're supposed to be watching
Speaker 8: the neighborhood, not watching my wife.
Speaker 10: When you say you live a here, because I lived too.
Speaker 8: Streets, you know what, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you what though, I'll tell you what damn people Tom.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna show you what a damn people Tom is.
Speaker 8: Now I'm gonna show you what.
Speaker 10: Now. I'm gonna start looking through your.
Speaker 8: Window looking at your wife. See he serve another peep,
Speaker 8: mister Johnny.
Speaker 10: But putting your over here. I want you to look.
Speaker 10: I want you to look at my damn window.
Speaker 2: Who the hell is this?
Speaker 10: I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,
Speaker 10: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got
Speaker 10: time for this man. Don't look at a job, man,
Speaker 10: don't go find a job. I got here job.
Speaker 3: I got a job from when I'm at work.
Speaker 10: You got a job, Yeah, you got a job. Crying
Speaker 10: like a damn talking about somebody looking at your wife.
Speaker 10: Ain't nobody looking at your damn wife.
Speaker 8: Man, got a job. But when I'm at world, I'm
Speaker 8: wondering if y' is back at the home looking through
Speaker 8: the window at my wife.
Speaker 10: Please talk to my damn house.
Speaker 3: Please, I'm coming later in look through the window, fine
Speaker 3: and them?
Speaker 10: What the hell you talking about? Calling me telling my people?
Speaker 10: Ain't just damn white nobody.
Speaker 8: That's what your friend going.
Speaker 10: MAT's no white. You probably ain't got no wife. You're
Speaker 10: probably married to a damn midget or something.
Speaker 2: The what you talking about? Man?
Speaker 10: Talking about our people at your wife?
Speaker 3: I got a wife, and you was in the wonder.
Speaker 8: Watching the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: But that ain't what.
Speaker 2: I got that.
Speaker 10: Come over here now, sauce, you a round the neighborhood.
Speaker 10: You three streets whatever, how many streets? Whatever you are
Speaker 10: for me? Come right now. I stand outside with my
Speaker 10: dog wishing on your I want you to come by.
Speaker 8: Walking later that night or whatever at that shower the
Speaker 8: same way you were looking through my one.
Speaker 10: Please just come by, don't wait, just come by now, please, okay?
Speaker 3: With I don't know about right now, I'm working somebody
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 10: You ain't work, brother, I'm getting ready to flow down
Speaker 10: so I could get ready and tell of my business.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 10: I'm getting ready to go to work again in the day. Man,
Speaker 10: What the hell are you talking about? Brouh? I got
Speaker 10: two damn jobs. I got a job to work during
Speaker 10: the day and at night, and in between I do
Speaker 10: the neighborhood watch. I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lady.
Speaker 10: Do I you step up here watching people looking to
Speaker 10: see if they's looking at your damn watch. Why don't
Speaker 10: you get you a second job or something?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 10: Whyn't you Google want you with at muster dot com
Speaker 10: or something? What's the whole wrong with you calling me
Speaker 10: talking about I'm people at your damn watchy? Don't you
Speaker 10: ever call me when?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 10: The hole? Is this anyway? Yeah? Who the holl is this?
Speaker 10: Because I got some fo you going.
Speaker 2: To tell you who it is.
Speaker 8: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your wife, Trisha.
Speaker 10: Man, ain't want baby, They ain't right, baby, baby, that
Speaker 10: ain't right man. You got me man, because I say
Speaker 10: it ain't nobody go get me on, No prank man,
Speaker 10: I don't fall Ain't got time of that man, Damn
Speaker 10: prank Joe.
Speaker 8: Wife told me you do the neighborhood. Watch oh man,
Speaker 8: she said, you do the neighborhood. You walk, you know,
Speaker 8: because what you got Rod Waller?
Speaker 3: Yeh know me if I walk.
Speaker 10: That's why I use niggas. I want to be safe, man,
Speaker 10: just case something happened. I just my rock bellow.
Speaker 2: Then you got me bad?
Speaker 10: Yes, you you got me bad.
Speaker 2: You're good. I'm good, bag.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it over all.
Speaker 8: Right. Let me ask you this, though, what is the
Speaker 8: baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 8: the land.
Speaker 10: They the Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1: And there you have it right now, right there there
Speaker 1: you have it.
Speaker 4: Play too much? Okay, that's something you know about.
Speaker 1: Do I know about?
Speaker 9: Stupid?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh okay, okay, all right now listen check this out.
Speaker 11: They're calling this the Wild and Funny Summer Finale, the
Speaker 11: Wild and Funny Summer Finale, the Comedy Jam.
Speaker 1: That's what they calling it. The Wild and Funny Summer Finale.
Speaker 11: All right. That would be at the single the Uh
Speaker 11: in New Orleans Louisiana, hosted by Yours Truly said yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: you got kill Junior boy spades, you got dominant, Yeah,
Speaker 11: you got Dominique in the billing.
Speaker 1: That's a bad, bad girl right there.
Speaker 11: Honted Roberts boy ignorant, stupid, funny all day every day.
Speaker 11: You want to catch somebody looking into the wings. All
Speaker 11: the comedians peeking out, want to see somebody. It is
Speaker 11: that dog on Tony Robins because you don't know what
Speaker 11: that boyfriend to do because he's straight stupid. And then
Speaker 11: you got the legendary Monique headlining and we would be there.
Speaker 11: That would be the twelfth of August Saturday night, Thinger Theater,
Speaker 11: New Orleans, Louisiana. Tickets are on sale written now. And
Speaker 11: then laying in the cut for the nephew as you
Speaker 11: you know, I keep it laying in the cut Greenville
Speaker 11: Convention Center. That's Greenville, South Carolina, August the night eighteen
Speaker 11: beacause I only see it right now. That would be Nephew,
Speaker 11: Tommy and friends. You know, you know what, you know
Speaker 11: what we ought to do something in Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 11: See you want to hold up from me and the
Speaker 11: great just checking with him and let me tell you something. Look, man,
Speaker 11: see I'm tidy asking me to open. I ain't got
Speaker 11: nobody follow me. I'll just tell you that right now
Speaker 11: I can find the.
Speaker 9: Follow me. You know where you will be going to
Speaker 9: go off to here and rip it.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 5: The debate continues, coming up next Strawberry Letter, the second
Speaker 5: You are good?
Speaker 4: But is it? Boy? I like tap but he doesn't.
Speaker 4: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hard
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Speaker 5: Thank you, nephew. Subject I like taffy but my husband doesn't.
Speaker 5: Here's Stephen Shirley. I met my husband two years ago
Speaker 5: and we got married for Valentine's. We met at a
Speaker 5: nightclub and it's a funny story how we met he
Speaker 5: was on the dance floor with a very beautiful and
Speaker 5: curvy woman. I was dancing next to them, and the
Speaker 5: girl he was dancing with pulled me over to dance
Speaker 5: between them. She started grinding on me, and he got
Speaker 5: closer and started grinding on me too. The girl, whose
Speaker 5: name is Taffy, gave me her cell number and her
Speaker 5: driver's license. She had game and she knew how to
Speaker 5: get me to go home with her. She told me
Speaker 5: to do a screenshot of her license and send it
Speaker 5: to my best friend so she'd know my where a.
Speaker 5: That did make me more at ease about going to
Speaker 5: her house. I followed her home and the guy who's
Speaker 5: my husband now was right behind me. We did bourbon
Speaker 5: shots and smoked weed and I was feeling tingly in
Speaker 5: all the right places. I'm sure you know what happened next.
Speaker 5: We had a threesome that lasted all night, and by
Speaker 5: the next morning I was hooked on both of them.
Speaker 5: He was one of a kind in bed, and she
Speaker 5: was my first female experience. The guy and I started
Speaker 5: dating exclusively without Taffy, but I did beg him to
Speaker 5: have Taffy join us a few times. He would not
Speaker 5: allow it, so I had to respect his wishes. He
Speaker 5: also blamed the threesome with Taffy on alcohol, but I
Speaker 5: was not drunk and I knew.
Speaker 4: Exactly what I was doing.
Speaker 5: I revisited the subject of Taffy joining us for his
Speaker 5: birthday in August, and he calmly asked me not to
Speaker 5: ever bring up Taffy to him again. I knew that
Speaker 5: wasn't the right time to tell him. I've been seeing
Speaker 5: Taffy since we got mad Am, I supposed to stop
Speaker 5: seeing Taffy because he doesn't like her. Well, no, you're
Speaker 5: not supposed to stop seeing Taffy because he doesn't like her.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to stop seeing Taffy because you're married, and
Speaker 5: seeing Taffy means that you're having an affair. Okay, that's
Speaker 5: what that means. It doesn't mean. It doesn't matter whether
Speaker 5: he likes her or not. If you're seeing her behind
Speaker 5: his back and you are, then you're cheating on your
Speaker 5: husband with Tatfy.
Speaker 4: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: You're having an affair. Your husband doesn't know you've been
Speaker 5: cheating on him since you were married. You got turned
Speaker 5: out that crazy night you guys had the threesome, and
Speaker 5: he said he was drunk that night, and he's over it,
Speaker 5: and he wants you over it too. He doesn't want
Speaker 5: you to ever bring her up again.
Speaker 1: He's not with it.
Speaker 4: Don't you see that? You're his wife now and he
Speaker 4: is not willing to share with you or to share you.
Speaker 4: So it boils down to this wifey, your husband or Taffy.
Speaker 5: That's pretty much what it is. Can you will you
Speaker 5: leave Taffy alone for the sake of your marriage? I mean,
Speaker 5: we know you like Taffy and all that, but it
Speaker 5: doesn't and it doesn't seem like you can let her
Speaker 5: go because you're considering telling your husband that you've been
Speaker 5: seeing her since you guys got married. So do you
Speaker 5: honestly think he's going to stick around after you tell him?
Speaker 5: Is this thing with Taffy.
Speaker 4: Worth losing your husband over? That's what you have to decide, Steve.
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you, Shirley. A couple other things
Speaker 1: I want to add. You know, the subject of this
Speaker 1: letter is I like Taffy, but my husband don't. Taffy
Speaker 1: is a cold word. I know Taffy is the name girl,
Speaker 1: but what do taffy do? What is taffy? Taffy is
Speaker 1: a sweet form of candy. Taffy is good, Taffy is stretchable,
Speaker 1: Taffy is chewy, Taffy is sticky. Now y'all met at
Speaker 1: a night club where y'all was dancing. Now this means
Speaker 1: you all are older, because they don't do that at
Speaker 1: clubs no more. They just go to clubs and stand around.
Speaker 1: My kids when they go to club they ain't no dancing.
Speaker 1: They're all in there taking selfies, doing shots and standing
Speaker 1: in different sections. Ain't hardly no dancing at clubs no more.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you all notice this, but that
Speaker 1: ain't what they do. So you all have got to
Speaker 1: be older. If y'all was at a club dancing so much,
Speaker 1: he was dancing with a beautiful curvy woman. That's another
Speaker 1: clue that lets you know you old. She was very
Speaker 1: beautiful and curvy. Okay, you all are grown people. Don't
Speaker 1: nobody say that. Young people don't use curvey.
Speaker 6: Dick.
Speaker 1: They got other nasty ways of doing it. That's too
Speaker 1: much for radio, But that ain't what they call them.
Speaker 1: You was dancing next to him, and the girl pulled
Speaker 1: you over and danced between them. She started grinding on me,
Speaker 1: and he got close and started grinding on me too.
Speaker 1: Then the girl this a part that threw me a
Speaker 1: little bit, gave you her cell number and her driver's lushing.
Speaker 1: Oh well, she'd have done this before because I ain't
Speaker 1: never done that. And I gave a lot of girls
Speaker 1: my phone number. Hey am I giving you my drivers?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 9: What this right here? Anyway?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 1: She had game?
Speaker 9: You say she knew how to get me to go
Speaker 9: home with her? What sell number?
Speaker 1: Drivers lunching? Because if that's it, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: you know how many men gonna go out here and
Speaker 1: get fake license printed up.
Speaker 9: If that's all it takes.
Speaker 1: And she told me to do a screenshot of her
Speaker 1: license and send it to my best friend so she'd
Speaker 1: know my whereabouts.
Speaker 9: That did make me feel more at easy?
Speaker 1: Girl, what got to be crazy? How to hell it
Speaker 1: make you feel of? These could have been a fake license,
Speaker 1: little girl?
Speaker 9: Anyway, we'll be back. I'll tell you what else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hang on, Steve, We'll have part two of your
Speaker 5: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the subject
Speaker 5: for today's Strawberry letter. I like taffy, but he doesn't.
Speaker 5: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 5: Hard Morning Show all right, come on, Steve, let's recap
Speaker 5: today's strawberry letter. The subject is I like Taffy, but
Speaker 5: he doesn't.
Speaker 1: All right, So she met this couple, met her husband,
Speaker 1: she's been married a couple of years, at a dance floor.
Speaker 1: He was dancing with this beautiful curvy woman. The woman
Speaker 1: saw her, pulled her between and started grinding on her
Speaker 1: husband started grinding on it. The lady gave her her
Speaker 1: cell number and her driver's license, told him to come home.
Speaker 1: You driving home, meet with the girl. You follow home.
Speaker 1: The guy followed, y'all, who is now your husband?
Speaker 9: He was right behind me.
Speaker 1: Y'all did bourbon shots and smoke weed and was feeling
Speaker 1: tingly all in the right places.
Speaker 9: Well, okay, well, I'm sure you know what happened next.
Speaker 1: We had a threesome that lasted all night, and by
Speaker 1: the next morning I was hooked on both of them.
Speaker 9: He was one of a kind in bed. She had
Speaker 9: She was my first female experience.
Speaker 1: The guy and I started dating exclusively without Taffy. Here
Speaker 1: we go, just what the letter is about. I like Taffy,
Speaker 1: but he don't. We started dating exclusively without Taffy, but
Speaker 1: I did beg him to have Taffy join us A
Speaker 1: few times he would not allow it, so I had
Speaker 1: to respect his wishes. He's always blamed the threesome with
Speaker 1: Taffy on alcohol, and I was not drunk, and I
Speaker 1: knew exactly what I was doing. I revisited the subject
Speaker 1: of Taffy joining us for his birthday in August. He
Speaker 1: calmly asked me, don't ever bring up Taffy again to him,
Speaker 1: and I knew that wasn't the right time. Tell him,
Speaker 1: I've been seeing Taffy since we got married. Am I
Speaker 1: supposed to stop seeing Taffa because he don't like her? Well?
Speaker 1: Surey made the obvious statement, that's truly true. No, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't stop seeing taff because Taffan don't life. You're supposed
Speaker 1: to stop seeing Taffy because you was married now, But
Speaker 1: all this is out the one that don't even worry
Speaker 1: about that. We forget about morality here. You accepted that
Speaker 1: this is the way you're gonna do it, and this
Speaker 1: is what you're doing. So I don't.
Speaker 9: I don't your answer.
Speaker 1: Your questions, Are you supposed to stop seeing kaffe taff
Speaker 1: because he don't like her? Well, let me tell you
Speaker 1: the problem he got with Taffy. He knows something about Taffy.
Speaker 1: You don't. Here's a word that I could use on
Speaker 1: the radio and be comfortable. Taffy is whoish. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a radio. So you just went there with Yeah, Taffy's
Speaker 1: hoe ish and he that's not what he wants. See,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what your problem is that your
Speaker 1: huh no flood.
Speaker 9: Out there ain't got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: One night passing out screen shots of drivers license getting
Speaker 1: you to go home. You ain't the first woman she
Speaker 1: took home. You ain't the last, and he know that. See,
Speaker 1: but he knows something about Taffy.
Speaker 9: You don't. Here's the problem your husband got.
Speaker 1: The reason he don't want to be bothered with Taffy
Speaker 1: is because he trying to treat you special and you ain't.
Speaker 1: Your husband actually think he done found something, and now
Speaker 1: he won't it. Now he's blaming the relationship y'all had
Speaker 1: on alcohol, which was probably true. Y'all said, y'all doing
Speaker 1: shots and smoking weed. You knew exactly what you was doing,
Speaker 1: but you was doing shots and smoking weed. You remember
Speaker 1: it lasted all night. You was hooked on both of them.
Speaker 1: After that, he wasn't hooked on her no more.
Speaker 9: He wanted you. See, he know what Tiffany do. He
Speaker 9: didn't done that before.
Speaker 1: Taffy, he'd have followed her home before. It's a trick move.
Speaker 1: He already knows. So now he trying to treat you specially,
Speaker 1: and you ain't. The problem is he don't have what
Speaker 1: he think he got. He think he got a wife.
Speaker 1: Now he thene asked you not to bring her up.
Speaker 1: He'd have told you said for his birthday you wanted
Speaker 1: to bring up. Now you hit us with the information.
Speaker 1: I knew that wasn't the right time to tell him.
Speaker 1: I've been seeing Taffy since we got mad Am. I
Speaker 1: supposed to stop seeing Taffy because he don't like her.
Speaker 1: See so the same bot, You're gonna keep seeing Taffy.
Speaker 1: And when he find out, you're gonna lose your husband,
Speaker 1: See you won't. You want to do what you want
Speaker 1: to do. And in this world today, we posed to
Speaker 1: go along with this, but that ain't cool. See, everybody
Speaker 1: wants you to accept their lifestyle. But you don't have
Speaker 1: to listen, folks, you don't have to accept everything you
Speaker 1: hear today just because somebody want to go along with it.
Speaker 1: And be this and be that. They are allowed to
Speaker 1: do that. You're free to make choices as human being.
Speaker 1: But you ain't got to like that. I ain't gotta
Speaker 1: like that. You like threesomes and I don't. I ain't
Speaker 1: gotta like that. Now he done married you, He don't
Speaker 1: have no idea. You still kicking it with Tiffy, Taffy Tiffany?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 9: What difference do it mean?
Speaker 4: Taffy is not Tiffany?
Speaker 9: But what difference do it mean?
Speaker 1: He don't want her? Bought up no more?
Speaker 9: And you doing her? And you want to know simply?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to stop seeing Taffy because he don't
Speaker 1: like her? What do you know of a married man
Speaker 1: that can ask that question to his wife? Am I
Speaker 1: supposed to stop seeing these chicks on the side because
Speaker 1: my wife don't like her?
Speaker 6: Do you know how that?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: That has no possibility of working? So how are we
Speaker 1: supposed to I don't care what you do. Lady, listen
Speaker 1: to men. Listen to men. You should have never gotten married.
Speaker 1: See you don't found your first experience with a female.
Speaker 1: That's what you want to do?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 9: You want to be by?
Speaker 6: Didn't go be bye?
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with that? Go do you Bye Taffy,
Speaker 1: but that ain't what's it? Bye Taffy, by you, by
Speaker 1: your everybody by post.
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Speaker 5: Come up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
Speaker 5: Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 4: You're listening Hard Morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 4: Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior, Shirley.
Speaker 7: It's especially day to day Shirley. Oh man, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: need pimping, hunk.
Speaker 1: Go find pimping for me. Pimp y take nothing, but
Speaker 1: one way that was quick.
Speaker 9: Pimp man.
Speaker 1: Fall way you know.
Speaker 2: Is in me.
Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 10: Yeah, what's what's up?
Speaker 6: And pipping man.
Speaker 7: I don't know where you've been, man, but at that
Speaker 7: time of year.
Speaker 1: Man, we back ain't no sports. We don't on the fall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you back to day though, babe, get no baseball. I
Speaker 1: don't hope you make the announcement bound Houston, so I
Speaker 1: can tell you I feel about it.
Speaker 6: Pipping man. We got a game to night.
Speaker 7: Pipping the Cleveland Browns and the New York Jacks.
Speaker 6: Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 1: It's too early to care, though, but we gotta this
Speaker 1: game is so meaning. Listen, I don't even care we
Speaker 1: getting clothes. Man, I don't even food this thing into
Speaker 1: the regular season. I don't go preseason because some of
Speaker 1: them people ain't even gonna.
Speaker 6: Be on the team.
Speaker 7: No, no, they're probably not.
Speaker 6: Now I'm cool.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're excited because I ain't.
Speaker 7: How do you feel about Aaron Rodgers and the New
Speaker 7: York gyt How you feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a nice move, fan man, getting on up
Speaker 1: there with all them thoughts. He'd be having, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: all that vascination talker, all that on up to New York.
Speaker 1: You know they want to hear that, and I ain't
Speaker 1: want to hear them green Bay. I can tell you
Speaker 1: that right now.
Speaker 9: They listen to all that in New York. He going
Speaker 9: up there, go to them caves and stuff.
Speaker 1: He be going on them. You know they like all
Speaker 1: that in New York. They were so sicky as they
Speaker 1: asked some green Bay talking about going in this cave
Speaker 1: to think about it for three days, about your ass
Speaker 1: out the cave and left town.
Speaker 9: I could have told you that in Hawaii.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the King Dak Prestott said, Man, he not gonna
Speaker 12: throw more than ten interceptions this season for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7: You believe that, Pippy?
Speaker 6: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna hand it all? That's a stupid
Speaker 1: thing to say. Why would you try to creep? Why
Speaker 1: would you try to accomplish your positive with a negative? Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, Pippin, I ain't gonna throw no more than ten.
Speaker 1: So you think the ten is all right, dude? Depends
Speaker 1: on when you throw them, Keen. Yeah, you can throw
Speaker 1: the one at the end of the game.
Speaker 9: For the championship. We gonna hate your answer again.
Speaker 12: Running backs feel like they're not valued in the NFL, Pipping, Well,
Speaker 12: talk to him about what value be.
Speaker 7: Do you have some value, Pippings?
Speaker 11: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, run the thing. I got the one thing everybody won't.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hand it to me, and here they came
Speaker 1: to get it. Man, you got to pay me, pay
Speaker 1: me or quit handing it to me. Shake it loose,
Speaker 1: fumble heating me hard man?
Speaker 4: Damn all right, Junior, thank you.
Speaker 5: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, somebody
Speaker 5: needs some social media advice. He says, I stupidly answered
Speaker 5: when my girlfriend asked how she ranked.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 4: Morning Show. This is from Lance on Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 5: Lance says, over the weekend, my girlfriend and I were
Speaker 5: going at it exceptionally well. Afterwards, she turned to me
Speaker 5: and said, modestly, I've got to be one of the
Speaker 5: best you've ever been with. I looked at her, not
Speaker 5: that she's not phenomenal, but the crazy weekend I spent
Speaker 5: with the strippers going to be tough to beat. So
Speaker 5: I actually took some time to think about it, way
Speaker 5: too long, it turns out.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: And then for some stupid reason, I said I put
Speaker 5: you third. Less to say, the rest of the weekend
Speaker 5: didn't go well, so I want to know how do
Speaker 5: I clean this mess up. I didn't mean to insult her,
Speaker 5: but I clearly blinked up.
Speaker 1: Now he ain't stupid. First of all, though, these are
Speaker 1: the lessons my father taught me about. The best lesson
Speaker 1: is a baut lesson, meaning the one you pay for Now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for this because you stoop, because you
Speaker 1: even said I stupidly said, see bro, when a woman
Speaker 1: asked you how she rank, and y'all went at it all,
Speaker 1: and that right there, I've got to be the best.
Speaker 9: You've ever had.
Speaker 1: Girl, you ain't lying the best I've ever had. Now,
Speaker 1: you can go in your back of your mind. Well
Speaker 1: except for that time I had that stripple, But now stripple,
Speaker 1: that stripper is probably excellent because that stripper has had
Speaker 1: a lot of experience because she ain't just a stripper.
Speaker 1: That's how you got it, because she stripped stripping as advertising.
Speaker 1: Not all of them, but there are some who used
Speaker 1: the stripping as advertising. Once again, not all of them,
Speaker 1: but some. And you ran into one who strips, and
Speaker 1: then for extra price, we'll show you what what come
Speaker 1: down off the pole. And that's what you got. Now
Speaker 1: while you eve even put her in the conversation with
Speaker 1: your girl, I have no idea, but you are stupid.
Speaker 1: There there's no fix in this. You can go back
Speaker 1: and say, you know what, I was just messing with you, girl,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what your head was. You
Speaker 1: can tell that lie and try to go from there. No,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna help. He didn't tell this, He didn't
Speaker 1: tell her the strip a part. Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1: But what he should have did, though, was he got
Speaker 1: to go back and say, you know what, I was
Speaker 1: just messing with you. Yeah, make sure the best I
Speaker 1: have had. You need to wrap that up in some
Speaker 1: flowers and something to the best I've ever had, And
Speaker 1: I wish I had told you the truth. I was
Speaker 1: just messing with you to see if see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It was a horrible mistake. It was the best I've
Speaker 1: ever had. You gotta start, You gotta go down there
Speaker 1: or the next time, if there is the next time,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to let out some You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to let out some primal screams or some guttural sounds like.
Speaker 2: What like what.
Speaker 4: Whoa what.
Speaker 10: Did you just do to me?
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go over the top. Dog, You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to go over the top. It's gonna have
Speaker 1: to be guttler and primal.
Speaker 11: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: And when it's over with, you got to lay back
Speaker 1: and go to sleep with your mouth wide over hand,
Speaker 1: your head off the head of the bed backward and
Speaker 1: let your mouth hang open and go to sleep, but
Speaker 1: be completely naked on top of the covers and have
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 4: Back like she wore him out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the only way you can cover.
Speaker 4: That's the only way. Can I hear that screen one
Speaker 4: more time?
Speaker 9: That we're not doing that?
Speaker 4: No, Tommy, his come on, Tommy, let's hear your scream.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Never mind, here we scream, never mind, never mind. You
Speaker 4: guys have no fun.
Speaker 9: No, that would have been way motive fun.
Speaker 4: Oh, look at the time. Look at the time.
Speaker 5: Coming up at about twenty minutes after the hour, we're
Speaker 5: gonna have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty
Speaker 5: minutes after the hour.
Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: So Stephen, Tommy, you guys know that August is National
Speaker 5: Fishing Month. All right, so we know you both love
Speaker 5: to fish. Steve, we recently saw a video of Marjorie
Speaker 5: fishing at your family ranch on the gram.
Speaker 4: So what kind of fish? Tell us about fishing? What
Speaker 4: kind of fish do you like to catch? All of that?
Speaker 1: Were you proud of Marjorie for more of a variety
Speaker 1: than me? So go ahead, But you know, I meant
Speaker 1: to tell you I went fishing in Tampa, man.
Speaker 11: I had fun, but we was catching a fish that
Speaker 11: supposedly it ain't in season, or you don't keep it snook.
Speaker 11: We called some what you call snook, and I was like,
Speaker 11: why in the hen is we catching a fish we
Speaker 11: can't keep.
Speaker 1: I need fish. I can fry no back. We're just
Speaker 1: catching and throwing it back.
Speaker 9: This is not fun.
Speaker 1: I want some I can put in my dog on cooler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I got a lot of snook. See what you
Speaker 1: salt water fish?
Speaker 4: You deep?
Speaker 9: You deep fish?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I don't do I fresh water fish only. I fish
Speaker 1: for bass. Every now and then a crop you'll hit
Speaker 1: the lure, A big croppy might hit it. But I
Speaker 1: fish for bass. I hunt farm. I look for cover.
Speaker 1: I look for current change, I look for water temperature
Speaker 1: or water color. I look for little present town girl.
Speaker 1: It's dead, said man man man walking about. I'm out
Speaker 1: here fishing, and I WoT bass, large mouth bass. I
Speaker 1: got some some hybrid fish or hybrid stripe of bass
Speaker 1: in my other pond. That's really aggressive.
Speaker 4: But all right, most fascinating. Coming up in thirty three
Speaker 4: minutes after the hour, we'll play around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 5: Right after this you're listening Morning show, it's time for
Speaker 5: another round of would you rather? Would you rather? A
Speaker 5: high high grade point average or be the most popular
Speaker 5: in high school? Which one high grade point average or
Speaker 5: most popular?
Speaker 1: I wish I had the high grade point There was
Speaker 1: no chance of me having a high grade point average.
Speaker 1: Nobody would believed it. I'd have been down at the
Speaker 1: principal's office for cheating.
Speaker 9: On Hell, will.
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 9: What the hell going on?
Speaker 5: What would you rather look at your spouse's Internet search history?
Speaker 5: Or would you rather know all about their past relationship?
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn, but none of them. I
Speaker 1: don't care about neither one. Yeah that I'm here now,
Speaker 1: I don't give it. Damn. I don't move the needle.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's splip it. Would you would you want your
Speaker 4: spouse to see your Internet search history? I don't know
Speaker 4: about your relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 9: You can look on my mine, and you're gonna have
Speaker 9: a lot of questions for me.
Speaker 2: But I'm.
Speaker 6: What are you over here?
Speaker 1: I'd be googling and stuff you ain't thought about what.
Speaker 7: I'm here to sell a dickory?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 5: Would you rather have spicy food or bland food for
Speaker 5: all your meals?
Speaker 1: Spice all of them. You better get this spice boy food.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to not eating. It's gotta be low, low,
Speaker 1: low spicy. I can't. I don't like real hot spicy food.
Speaker 1: I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Right, well, yeah, all right. Would you rather be stuck
Speaker 5: for a year with someone who talks to too much?
Speaker 5: Or someone stuck for a year with someone who talks
Speaker 5: too little?
Speaker 1: B Yeah? Too little? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You want someone that doesn't say much?
Speaker 9: Yeah too much? Gotta be crazy?
Speaker 4: No talking too much.
Speaker 1: No man wants that at all. Talk too much? No,
Speaker 1: talk too little? That's perfect, Yes, really perfect?
Speaker 6: You would what's wrong with you?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 7: Hell no, I won't be concerned about nobody. Never said nothing.
Speaker 9: Don't even give a damn.
Speaker 4: There, look pretty?
Speaker 1: He's less close, less talking less. We won't less.
Speaker 4: Would you rather go vegan for life or give up
Speaker 4: alcohol for life?
Speaker 1: Giving up alcohol? I'm not finna be no vecan what? Okay?
Speaker 1: What I'm not finna be no vegan?
Speaker 4: You what's wrong, Tommy?
Speaker 1: I can't be no vegan? Right? All right?
Speaker 5: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 5: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
Speaker 5: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning show. All right, guys, here
Speaker 5: we are last break of the day on this Thursday.
Speaker 5: It's been a good day, a fun day. You've got
Speaker 5: fun today, Steve.
Speaker 1: Any words in closing, I want to share something with you.
Speaker 1: I have a I'm on a group chat with some
Speaker 1: brothers I went to school with. Man, it's like thirteen
Speaker 1: of us. We get together a couple times a year,
Speaker 1: and it's probably my favorite time of the year because
Speaker 1: I'll get to hang out with some guys and some
Speaker 1: men who knew me before all of this happened to me.
Speaker 1: And that's really been a great blessing for me, Man,
Speaker 1: because I'm able to be myself around these men. I
Speaker 1: don't have to put on no pretenses. They knew me
Speaker 1: before all of this. They've seen the changes in me,
Speaker 1: and they see the similarities in me, and they cool
Speaker 1: with both of them. Because I developed the saying over
Speaker 1: my life, I was who I was and I am
Speaker 1: who I am, and I'm cool with both them. People
Speaker 1: Now I say it a little bit more graphic when
Speaker 1: I'm talking to them, but just for the radio, I
Speaker 1: was who I was and I am who I am,
Speaker 1: and I'm cool with both them. Blanks and you can
Speaker 1: put that put that in however you want to. But
Speaker 1: that's how I said to myself. But we were talking
Speaker 1: the other day and one of my partners as a pastor,
Speaker 1: and he sent me this thing called the Seven Rules
Speaker 1: of Life. And he said, Man, when I listened to
Speaker 1: your show, Steve, I've heard you say all of these
Speaker 1: things at one point and time. He said, I just
Speaker 1: thought i'd send it to you. So for the first time,
Speaker 1: I have it kind of all like printed out right,
Speaker 1: the seven Rules of Life, and I'm share them with
Speaker 1: you right now because they're very, very helpful. And the
Speaker 1: pastor calls him the seven rules of Life, and he
Speaker 1: sent them to me. Number one, make peace with your
Speaker 1: past so it won't disturb your present. I think that's
Speaker 1: so important for people, man, that you stop allowing who
Speaker 1: you were, and stop allowing people to come into your
Speaker 1: life to remind you of.
Speaker 9: Who you were when clearly you've changed and moved on.
Speaker 1: Stop allowing people to hold you to your past mistakes
Speaker 1: when God has clearly forgiven you, and move on. Man,
Speaker 1: I get tired of people talking about me. I don't
Speaker 1: even worry about that no more. What you did, you
Speaker 1: left this and you walked out of.
Speaker 9: Here and you did this. You don't even know the story.
Speaker 1: Rule Number two, what other people think of you, and
Speaker 1: I learned this from Bishop Jakes. Number two, what other
Speaker 1: people think of you is none of your business. And
Speaker 1: I've often said that what other people think of you
Speaker 1: as none of your business, nor should you make it yours.
Speaker 1: It ain't your business what they think of you, because
Speaker 1: it don't even matter. You'll be so much happy if
Speaker 1: you could worry about what other people think of you.
Speaker 1: Number Three. Time heals almost everything. So give it some time.
Speaker 1: You know, people think when something happens to him it's permanent.
Speaker 1: It's given some time. I had a friend of mine
Speaker 1: whose wife's mother passed, and he called me. He said, man,
Speaker 1: because my mom's still living, I know your mom gone.
Speaker 1: Do you have any advice for my wife? Because she
Speaker 1: want to give up? And I was going, well, first
Speaker 1: of all, would your mother wants you to give up?
Speaker 1: Which all those of us who have lost our mother,
Speaker 1: our mother loved us enough where I'm sure our mother
Speaker 1: will want us to continue and live the best life
Speaker 1: we could. So you in here talking about giving up
Speaker 1: because your mama gone. Hold on, man, get his things.
Speaker 1: Some time. It's called grief. It's hard to deal with,
Speaker 1: but give it some time because time heals almost everything
Speaker 1: if you give it time. Number four, no one is
Speaker 1: in charge of your happiness except you. Stop giving people
Speaker 1: permission to direct your life and determine who you are
Speaker 1: that's yours. No one is in charge of your happiness
Speaker 1: except you. Bishop Jakes told me one time. He says,
Speaker 1: it's not your job to make another person happy, nor
Speaker 1: should you make it yours, because it's a hard job.
Speaker 1: It's an impossible job. You can't make another person happy.
Speaker 1: I've tried it before, trust me, you can't.
Speaker 9: Number five.
Speaker 1: Don't compare your life to others, and don't judge it
Speaker 1: because you have no idea what their journey is all about.
Speaker 1: How many times have you been judged by people about
Speaker 1: your life when they don't even know the story. Somebody
Speaker 1: asked me one time, They say, man, you always crying
Speaker 1: every time I see you. You know why I cry
Speaker 1: when I'm talking about it Because I know the fine print.
Speaker 1: Y'all saw the headlines. I know the fine print. I
Speaker 1: know the story. I know the story behind it. I
Speaker 1: know the context that the story was in. I remember
Speaker 1: all the pain of it. I remember all the wishing
Speaker 1: that would change, and now that it's changed, sometime it
Speaker 1: bring tear to my eyes. So don't compare your life
Speaker 1: to others, and don't judge them because you ain't got
Speaker 1: no idea what their journey is all about. Number six,
Speaker 1: Stop thinking too much. It's all right not to know
Speaker 1: the answer. Do you know how many times you've talked
Speaker 1: yourself out of something? And the reason you talk yourself
Speaker 1: out of something because there's an answer you don't have
Speaker 1: an answer to it. Because there's a question or a
Speaker 1: problem you don't have an answer to, And because you
Speaker 1: don't have an answer, it freezes you because I don't
Speaker 1: know how that's gonna turn out, or I don't know
Speaker 1: how that's gonna be. Man, Stop thinking too much. It's
Speaker 1: all right not to know the answers. You ain't supposed
Speaker 1: to know what your future holds. You just supposed to
Speaker 1: live and have the faith that it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be some problems coming, know that, But you
Speaker 1: ain't got to sit here and try to figure out
Speaker 1: what's wrong with tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Last, but not least, the seven rules of life.
Speaker 1: Smile, Smile. You don't own all the problems in the world.
Speaker 1: Smile because you don't own all the problems in the world.
Speaker 1: Smile because no matter how bad it's going for you,
Speaker 1: you better believe it's going way worse for somebody else. Smile.
Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin wrote a song, you look so much better
Speaker 1: when you smile anyway. I know it's hard, but man,
Speaker 1: those are the seven rules of life. Man, I just
Speaker 1: want to share it with you. That's been a benefit
Speaker 1: to me. I've known them all, but to see them
Speaker 1: all in print in front of me meant a lot
Speaker 1: to me the other day, so I thought i'd shared
Speaker 1: with you. Y'all have a great day today. Talk to
Speaker 1: God that they love to hear from you. Okay, y'all,
Speaker 1: stay in peace with all.
Speaker 10: For all.
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