Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listen to the podcast every day. After the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me.
Speaker 2: But you should listen to the full show because it's
Speaker 2: way better that way it starts now.
Speaker 3: Experts say self checkout isn't going anywhere. Oh In fact,
Speaker 3: these days, self checkout machines are probably gonna ask you
Speaker 3: for a tip once you're done.
Speaker 1: That's true, and they're here for the long haul.
Speaker 3: But there's a criminal defense attorney on TikTok who came
Speaker 3: out and said you should never use self checkout.
Speaker 1: Why all I use?
Speaker 4: You're going to be accused of shoplifting like Alexis when
Speaker 4: she accused within the Green Peppers instead.
Speaker 1: Of the red you've seen the TikTok then.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm talking about Alexis's actual admission of that.
Speaker 3: You know, the woman says, too risky because you can
Speaker 3: get falsely arrested for shoplifting.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Like, let's say you do accidentally take something without paying.
Speaker 3: In a Lexus case, you like to round down from
Speaker 3: ten sweet potatoes to two. You know, basic math. Once
Speaker 3: the store does inventory and finds it that they're off.
Speaker 3: They'll actually look through the security tapes.
Speaker 1: And the footage from the self checkout machines, and they're
Speaker 1: able to trace it back to you using your rewards card,
Speaker 1: your credit cards.
Speaker 3: And now they're actually starting to report people to the
Speaker 3: police for ringing things up wrong.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with I don't believe this woman.
Speaker 1: I know that every time I say I don't believe
Speaker 1: that it's conspiracy after.
Speaker 7: They're checking these cameras strong now.
Speaker 1: She's getting cases where they're suing people.
Speaker 4: I want the attorney to go work at a grocery
Speaker 4: store because they're not reporting.
Speaker 1: Why do we even do this show? If you don't
Speaker 1: believe anything that I.
Speaker 4: Tell you, look got an interesting point, come on on.
Speaker 1: The other station that you love to shout out. But
Speaker 1: if you still field.
Speaker 3: The urge to your self check out, the legal experts
Speaker 3: say only do it with small orders, make sure you
Speaker 3: keep your receipts to be able to prove that you
Speaker 3: actually pay for your stuff, and go extremely slow, like
Speaker 3: slow so that the cameras can pick up everything that
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 4: I will say every time I go to self checkout,
Speaker 4: I have a total paranoia that someone thinks that I'm stealing,
Speaker 4: and I make sure to.
Speaker 6: Take my receipt.
Speaker 1: The fear is real, live and fear. There you go.
Speaker 6: I made nobody's reporting crap looking at surveillance.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, forget everything I said, because Brook says
Speaker 3: it's a lie. Let's just go to the shat calla
Speaker 3: question of the day, Jake, give us some totally.
Speaker 1: True trivia, nice and sloth like, please.
Speaker 2: And I'll say, I don't believe you.
Speaker 8: What I found out today is World Lion Day. According
Speaker 8: to my international every day has to be something day.
Speaker 1: Calendar, you do know every day.
Speaker 8: I thought this is the perfect topic for this group
Speaker 8: of animal enthusiasts. Yay irons sleep twenty hours a day,
Speaker 8: just like Jose. They have voracious appetites for disgusting scraps
Speaker 8: like Brooke, and they sing songs about befriending faral bug
Speaker 8: eating hogs just like Jeffrey. So in theory, you should
Speaker 8: have no problem getting all your answers right in a
Speaker 8: special one and done.
Speaker 1: Claws pause and blood dripping jaws shut.
Speaker 4: Collar.
Speaker 9: Question of the day.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hose, it's your turn.
Speaker 9: Hey.
Speaker 8: The original Lion King movie came out in nineteen ninety four, true,
Speaker 8: and the remake of the live action Lion King came
Speaker 8: out in twenty nineteen. One of those movies is the
Speaker 8: number one highest grossing animated film of all time, and
Speaker 8: the other is thirteenth, which is number one.
Speaker 2: I always think like the classics have more time to
Speaker 2: generate money, like it's been you know, for sale for
Speaker 2: twenty thirty years.
Speaker 3: Also, you had to go to the movie theaters back then. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now everything was streaming.
Speaker 1: Streamingmaking.
Speaker 4: Disagree with every false statement you make of the show.
Speaker 7: Is that what you want?
Speaker 1: We can discuss it rather than me a liar. I
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 2: I still think the original is gonna hold the record,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna go with the older one.
Speaker 8: Jake Jose said, the original, that is, the Lion King
Speaker 8: remake made one point six billion dollars and the original
Speaker 8: Lion King is almost at a billion, so we're over one. Alexis,
Speaker 8: it's your question, and no one in the room may
Speaker 8: help her in the slight.
Speaker 1: Alexis.
Speaker 8: In the Wizard of Oz, the tin Man was looking
Speaker 8: for a heart, the Scarecrow was.
Speaker 1: Looking for brains. What was the lion in search of?
Speaker 10: I think in.
Speaker 7: School when I was little.
Speaker 4: I can't believe we've gone this long without Jose doing
Speaker 4: the impression.
Speaker 7: I'm saying lion.
Speaker 6: I almost said his name, and then I ruined it
Speaker 6: because like if you say the.
Speaker 1: Full name of we're not allowed to help or assist.
Speaker 9: That's not true.
Speaker 7: There's a guy looking for what.
Speaker 8: So far, there was a tin man looking for a heart,
Speaker 8: the scared crow was looking for brains?
Speaker 1: What was the lion in search of? Okay, sex drive.
Speaker 7: He's really scared of everything. I think he's super scared.
Speaker 7: So it's like I think you, Sally, it's like bravery
Speaker 7: or courage or like some not going to need a patness.
Speaker 1: I need you to give me one answer.
Speaker 5: Bravery went with bravery, That is, he was looking for courage,
Speaker 5: because I wasn't bravery either, So I.
Speaker 4: Almost said the cowardly lion, and I thought that that
Speaker 4: would lend you to get into the right answer.
Speaker 1: The king open next over, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: Some lions breed with other jungle creatures, like a big
Speaker 8: cat mashup an entirely new species of animal. Tell me
Speaker 8: which of the following is a real animal. A lion leopard,
Speaker 8: which is a combination of a lion and a leopard,
Speaker 8: a jagglon, a combination of a jaguar and a lion,
Speaker 8: or a pumata, a combo of a puma and a cheetah.
Speaker 6: That sounds awesome, sounds like a cocktail. I want to drink.
Speaker 1: Italian Italian cocktail.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say the jaguar lion is not real because
Speaker 3: jaguars are in South America and lions are Africa.
Speaker 1: Kay, Puma, puma, cheetah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are they living in the same place.
Speaker 1: Cheetahs are like exclusively.
Speaker 6: Africa, So aren't puma's in Africa? Are I think they
Speaker 6: are too?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think the lion.
Speaker 6: I'd argue against you, but then I'll be a king.
Speaker 6: You can't have a conversation with Jeffrey today.
Speaker 1: We look at that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with lion leopard combo, Lio leopard.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey said, Lio leopard. That is, it's a jaggulon.
Speaker 8: Jacque or jaquelon is the offspring between a male jaguar
Speaker 8: and a female lion.
Speaker 11: Lion.
Speaker 1: Us we are three brook It's your turn, okay. Brook.
Speaker 8: Lions are the national animal of several African countries, but
Speaker 8: they are also the national animal of many European nations.
Speaker 8: To which of these has a lion as its symbol?
Speaker 8: Is it A the Netherlands, B, Spain or C Finland?
Speaker 4: Well finished lion seems ridiculous, doesn't.
Speaker 6: It's just so north like the other ones, so cold.
Speaker 3: England is even farther north, and they're famously like love
Speaker 3: the lions, that's true.
Speaker 4: That sometimes nice everybody that had lions. That's the I
Speaker 4: think connection there.
Speaker 8: From Narnia and lived in the snow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not pigeonhole lions for the.
Speaker 8: Brook said, Netherlands that is kraz It's called the Dutch lion,
Speaker 8: Spain's animals the bowl, and Finland is a brown bear.
Speaker 3: All right, So Jose Alexis and I got ours wrong.
Speaker 3: We're going to be taking the shock. And somebody wanted
Speaker 3: to hear Circle of Life from the Lion King.
Speaker 1: Perfect is the.
Speaker 9: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Pranks are pretty common among siblings growing up, but rarely
Speaker 3: does one reach the level of okay, we need to
Speaker 3: talk about this.
Speaker 1: On our radio show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because what one girl did to her little
Speaker 3: sister was so devious and also kind of clever. It
Speaker 3: rivals the time Brooks switched out Jose's insulin shots with
Speaker 3: cadburry cream.
Speaker 6: WHOA that.
Speaker 11: Hilarious?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: But you know what, as good as that was so thick,
Speaker 1: this prank was even better.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker
Speaker 3: coming up at seventeen.
Speaker 1: You hear me concession.
Speaker 11: I can't take back arms speak.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, the naughtiest thing I ever
Speaker 3: did was go out with my friends dressed in all
Speaker 3: pink and we cover random people's front lawns with dozens
Speaker 3: of plastic pink flamingos.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh goddamn.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so cute and also kind of expensive.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Sorry, did you say bad? It's and cool? Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's how the legend of the pink flamingo Bandidos came
Speaker 3: to be true.
Speaker 1: Story, you just got flocked.
Speaker 3: And lately we're getting lots of mass speaker requests from
Speaker 3: people who want to confess things that they did in
Speaker 3: their childhood.
Speaker 1: So let's do that and start with a guy who
Speaker 1: wants to go buy Alex today. Alex, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: Guys, Hey, okay, would you consider yourself a good kid
Speaker 4: or a bad kid overall, or a flamingo bandid.
Speaker 9: Who.
Speaker 11: I was never as evil as a flamingo bandidos. I
Speaker 11: was always a good kid, always a good Okay, we'll.
Speaker 1: See about that. Voice changers on. You're the mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11: Well, when I was about ten years old, my friends
Speaker 11: convinced me to sneak out of the house.
Speaker 6: Oh that's pretty young.
Speaker 11: Yeah, a little young. But the whole idea was that
Speaker 11: we're going to go to the local school and egg it.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 6: So it's probably like eight forty five pm two.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but yeah, no, I was a very very good kid,
Speaker 11: and I didn't really want to do it. I was
Speaker 11: just trying to fit in, you know, with my buddies.
Speaker 11: I would have gotten away with it, but poor little,
Speaker 11: innocent old me was so worried because I was left
Speaker 11: with the two empty egg cartons and I couldn't find
Speaker 11: a recycling Oh you're.
Speaker 6: Going to recycle them?
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, you me in.
Speaker 6: The garbage, you say, composed of bles.
Speaker 1: I just need to recycle.
Speaker 11: That was the main thing on my mind, is yeah,
Speaker 11: let's recycle.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So what did you do well.
Speaker 11: While I was walking home. I had the egg cartons
Speaker 11: in my hand, looking for my recycling ben and sure
Speaker 11: enough a cop comes pulling up.
Speaker 7: That's scary when you're young, even Yeah.
Speaker 11: And there I am red handed, or I guess yo candid?
Speaker 11: Oh god, yeah, you quickly figured out that I was
Speaker 11: the one. So, of course, being ten years old, I
Speaker 11: started crying.
Speaker 1: Oh man, did you blame it on your friends?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 11: They took off running, so I didn't want to bring
Speaker 11: him down. I'm too good of a kid.
Speaker 6: What did the cops do? Do they put you at handcuffs?
Speaker 11: No? No cuffs, that would have been terrifying. But no,
Speaker 11: they they put me in the back seats and like,
Speaker 11: oh no, either I'm going to jail or I don't know,
Speaker 11: like how long do I get for eggs? Yeah? He
Speaker 11: dropped me off and gave me the threat of I'm
Speaker 11: going to come back tomorrow. I'm gonna talk to your parents.
Speaker 6: Oh no, wait, he didn't knock on the door just then.
Speaker 6: That's crazy.
Speaker 11: No, you just lit me up there.
Speaker 1: You probably better stuff to do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, he never showed up. You never came back
Speaker 11: the next day. So I was sweating for months just
Speaker 11: thinking that this CoP's gonna come.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's smarter the cop every night, and you're the
Speaker 2: best behavior of your life.
Speaker 9: I better.
Speaker 4: That's actually worse than him showing up the next day
Speaker 4: just getting out over with.
Speaker 6: You're living with the guilt doom.
Speaker 1: So your parents never found out.
Speaker 11: No, parents never found out, So nobody knows until now.
Speaker 3: Well, we got to get to another caller. We have
Speaker 3: someone wants to go by Tiffany today too. Tiffany, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you, all right, how are you feeling?
Speaker 12: I'm good?
Speaker 13: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: She's excited, very perky for someone who's about to share
Speaker 3: a dark secret from your childhood. But voice changer is on.
Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker, whenever you're ready, let's hear it.
Speaker 13: Well it's not dark, but I don't come off really great.
Speaker 13: So I have a younger sister. We're five years apart,
Speaker 13: and she was always very gullible, and I always loved
Speaker 13: to mess with her.
Speaker 6: When she was sick. She was really prime.
Speaker 1: That's what all the slings do.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so we.
Speaker 13: Can call her Carrie. So one day I choked it.
Speaker 13: It's like, Carrie, you know, now that you're seven years old,
Speaker 13: it's time that you knew our big family secret.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, what is she? She adopted? Your dad's an alien.
Speaker 13: No, it's so dumb when I think about it now.
Speaker 13: But I said, you know, mom, she isn't really our mom.
Speaker 13: Our real mom got eaten by a lion in Africa
Speaker 13: on a safari.
Speaker 1: You told us to a seven year old.
Speaker 13: Yes, And then I told her that an agency sent
Speaker 13: over this like replacement lady, and that's our fake mom.
Speaker 3: Whoa.
Speaker 13: And then I said, the good news is she's just
Speaker 13: a fake mom, so you don't really have to listen
Speaker 13: to her.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're just setting her up to get in all
Speaker 4: sorts of trouble.
Speaker 1: That does sound logic.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, that's fake mom, that that is your real mom,
Speaker 3: right are you going to I was kind of into
Speaker 3: the eating story to second.
Speaker 1: Concing maybe it's the voice changer that got me.
Speaker 13: I just I'll never forget how she looked, and she
Speaker 13: was like, oh my god. And all she wanted to
Speaker 13: know really was did our dad know? And I said, yes,
Speaker 13: he knows.
Speaker 1: He was there.
Speaker 12: And then she spent the whole.
Speaker 13: Day just ignoring fake Mom's requests.
Speaker 9: And our mom.
Speaker 13: Was kind of exasperated, like, oh my god, she's getting
Speaker 13: so stubborn, and my sister, yeah, she's always been seven,
Speaker 13: and she was just like, Nope, nope, not going to
Speaker 13: do it.
Speaker 6: Get out of here with your fake request, fake mother.
Speaker 1: Go back to the agency.
Speaker 13: And then at the end of the day, our dad
Speaker 13: got home and I told her to like, don't bring
Speaker 13: it up because it's you know, it's kind of painful.
Speaker 13: But she went straight to my dad and she was
Speaker 13: asking about what is real mom looked like and what
Speaker 13: was it like when she got eaten by the lion,
Speaker 13: And he had to show her a picture of our
Speaker 13: mom holding her as a baby. Was really convinced her
Speaker 13: that she was really our mom. And yeah, I was
Speaker 13: grounded for a month. And I don't tell people because
Speaker 13: I come off really mean.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm an older sibling. I don't think
Speaker 6: it so mean. Is that man?
Speaker 7: Is that bad?
Speaker 1: I think it comes to the territory.
Speaker 7: I want to.
Speaker 1: Text seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 9: Next Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, a wife is setting her husband
Speaker 3: up because of a recent conversation they had. It all
Speaker 3: started with the one thing that strikes fear in Jose's heart.
Speaker 1: She checked his browser history. You guys don't want to
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 3: It turns out he was curious one day and went
Speaker 3: onto the website only fans. Oh claims he was just
Speaker 3: there for a couple of minutes to see what it
Speaker 3: was all about his research.
Speaker 1: So what did his wife do?
Speaker 3: She reached out to us and said, look, he already
Speaker 3: knows he's in trouble.
Speaker 1: Let's just mess with him. We're going to do it
Speaker 1: in your phone. Tap right now, it's another Mornings on
Speaker 1: the twenties.
Speaker 7: Well, hi is this Todd?
Speaker 14: Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 7: This is miss Vanessa from an elementary Uh, okay, I
Speaker 7: teach second grade. Here, your son, Dawson's in my class.
Speaker 14: Oh have we met?
Speaker 7: Not face to face, but I think I saw you
Speaker 7: yesterday at the school pickup.
Speaker 14: Okay, what's this all about?
Speaker 7: Well, first, Dawson is a great.
Speaker 14: Kid, right right, thank you.
Speaker 7: He's good at math, he's good at science, and I
Speaker 7: mean he definitely got his father's good looks.
Speaker 11: What.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that like you and I have
Speaker 7: history together.
Speaker 14: Oh, oh okay, dew we yeah.
Speaker 7: You follow my only fans?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 7: Sorry? Is this awkward? I didn't want it to be weird.
Speaker 14: It's not. I mean, I don't even know what this is.
Speaker 14: But what are you? What are you even talking about?
Speaker 7: Okay, don't be shy. We're two consenting adults.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 15: I'm being honest, I don't.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Come on, Todd, you knew exactly what to say when
Speaker 7: you were paying for my bath water?
Speaker 10: What which?
Speaker 7: By the way, thank you you are so generous.
Speaker 15: Look, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not
Speaker 15: whoever you're thinking of. I have never done that.
Speaker 7: No, it's okay, don't stress it. People are into weird stuff.
Speaker 7: I see it all the time.
Speaker 15: I'm not into weird stuff, but I don't do that.
Speaker 7: You don't have to be nervous. It's just me, Todd.
Speaker 7: I'm the same girl, even with my clothes on.
Speaker 15: No, you know this isn't me. You got this wrong.
Speaker 12: I can't.
Speaker 15: I don't even know what to tell you.
Speaker 7: Like, here's what I'm gonna do for you? Okay, I
Speaker 7: know I have a parent teacher conference coming up with
Speaker 7: you and your wife and I just wanted to ask
Speaker 7: if you had any special requests.
Speaker 15: What in the hell are you talking about.
Speaker 7: Like a certain outfit, maybe a pink one. You commented
Speaker 7: on it before and you tipped me. Remember, I don't.
Speaker 14: Know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7: Okay, listen, I I could wear a sweater over it.
Speaker 15: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7: You want me to go sweaterless then, Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I mean it's gonna be pretty revealing.
Speaker 15: But you're gonna get me in trouble with my wife's hit.
Speaker 15: This is not cool.
Speaker 7: I get it. Wink wink, this is not cool.
Speaker 14: What does wink wink means?
Speaker 7: You know what wink wink means? Wink wink.
Speaker 15: No, this is not funny at all. Like I'm telling
Speaker 15: you right now, you get the wrong person.
Speaker 7: You're upset. I get it. You're upset because I've busted you.
Speaker 7: But that's okay. You could still request a special outfit
Speaker 7: for the parent teacher conference.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, no, it's hard.
Speaker 7: I don't like it when you're mad, lady, Just go
Speaker 7: to the website. I know you already hit your limit
Speaker 7: on DMS for the month, but literally, whatever you want,
Speaker 7: I'm willing to do that for one of my VIPs.
Speaker 8: I am not your VIP.
Speaker 7: This is not me John from Columbus. I can't even
Speaker 7: read your VS number. It ends with four nine sixty three.
Speaker 15: Is no way, yes, way to get talking about I've
Speaker 15: only been knowing the twice.
Speaker 14: Maybe.
Speaker 7: Oh that's right. Your wife, Flor told me you admitted
Speaker 7: that to her.
Speaker 14: What what are you talking about.
Speaker 7: My name's Alexis from Brig and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: We're doing a prank phone call on you.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 7: Sorry, I talked to your wife and she said you
Speaker 7: confess to looking at OnlyFans, so that's why we're doing
Speaker 7: a phone tap.
Speaker 15: Oh, holy crap.
Speaker 7: You sounded so nervous. I totally busted you.
Speaker 14: He didn't really bust me. I said, I've only been
Speaker 14: there once or twice.
Speaker 7: No, I'm not believing that. Todd. There's no way.
Speaker 15: But seriously, like you work on a radio, how can
Speaker 15: I look up your picture and stuff?
Speaker 7: Todd, you realize your wife is listening to this.
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 9: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Brook, have you ever had a good friend of yours
Speaker 3: turn around and stab you in the back.
Speaker 6: Oh I have it was terrible.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, I remember you tell him you shamed
Speaker 3: her for her baby wait online.
Speaker 6: After that had come back.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 6: College.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners has spent years feeling like they
Speaker 3: were betrayed. It all started one morning when he woke
Speaker 3: up and noticed his good buddy was gone and he
Speaker 3: had stolen his car.
Speaker 7: WHOA, Oh my.
Speaker 6: God, that's even worse. It still in a boyfriend or something.
Speaker 3: Zero explanation for why it happened or where he went.
Speaker 3: And today we're finally going to get some answers when
Speaker 3: we do a brand new closure call. Coming up next,
Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And this is
Speaker 3: one of the most popular segments on our.
Speaker 1: Show right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah what is it?
Speaker 3: Shockingly because it's one of the more serious ones that
Speaker 3: we do where our listeners can get some resolution in
Speaker 3: their lives. It's called closure call. Yeah, and some people
Speaker 3: will advise you.
Speaker 1: Let the past be the past, but not here.
Speaker 3: We like to dig the past up, dust it off,
Speaker 3: throw a mustache on it, and prop it up for
Speaker 3: everyone to see and take cute pictures.
Speaker 6: With so funny with a mustache.
Speaker 3: I like it that way we can get some much
Speaker 3: needed finality. And one of our listeners, Peter, is on
Speaker 3: the phone today hoping to prop up his MUSTACHEI had
Speaker 3: past so Peter, good day, mate, Hey, good day.
Speaker 6: Peter has an accent. I like it.
Speaker 12: How are you doing, Peter, I'm pretty good. I'm excited
Speaker 12: to be here, and I think this is a really
Speaker 12: great thing that y'all are doing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so tell us about why you emailed us. What
Speaker 3: happened in your past?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Well, I had this buddy back in my twenties. His
Speaker 12: name was Arlow, and we used to hang out all
Speaker 12: the time, like, you know, we did the bars, we
Speaker 12: picked up girls, we did video games.
Speaker 1: Brooke real quick. Did you ever sleep with an Arlow?
Speaker 6: I didn't, Okay, but I would have.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a fun guy, you know, like everyone's going
Speaker 4: to party with Arlow?
Speaker 6: Yeah right, Yeah, it sounds like he sounds popular.
Speaker 1: So what happened with Arlow?
Speaker 12: He was?
Speaker 15: He was fun.
Speaker 12: Well, one night, you know, he crashed at my place.
Speaker 12: In the next morning, I get up and and he's
Speaker 12: not there. He's not on the sofa like it was.
Speaker 12: It was kind of like his his sofa, right, it's
Speaker 12: where he slept.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that would be unusual for him to be
Speaker 4: gone the morning after drinking.
Speaker 12: Well, without a doubt. Like I was the coffee person,
Speaker 12: I would get him all set.
Speaker 6: Up, so okay, okay.
Speaker 12: So a little bit later, get ready for work, I
Speaker 12: go out. I went to grab my keys, and my
Speaker 12: keys are gone. I couldn't find my keys anymore. And
Speaker 12: I always just tossed him in the bowl and knock
Speaker 12: in the door.
Speaker 1: Sure, but after a night of drinking, who knows where
Speaker 1: the keys landed.
Speaker 4: Sometimes Yeah, well, hopefully you were even driving the night before, right, Like, no.
Speaker 12: No, no, definitely this was this was an at home
Speaker 12: video game movie.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, that is weird that the keys wouldn't.
Speaker 12: Be there exactly. So I go downstairs and my car's gone.
Speaker 6: Oh that's why they are there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ad Arlow borrowed your car before without asking.
Speaker 6: Because I'm guessing that's who that was my question.
Speaker 12: So I call him, no answer, I text him, no response.
Speaker 12: I call again, and now it's going direct to voicemail,
Speaker 12: and so you know, I'm getting a little concerned. Yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm leaving text message after text message like yo, Arlow,
Speaker 12: what's up? Where are you doing? And he never responds.
Speaker 12: I mean, like twenty four hours go by and he
Speaker 12: doesn't Respondike.
Speaker 4: So wait, did you like call his family or like
Speaker 4: a girlfriend or somebody to help try to track him down.
Speaker 4: I'd be freaked out at the He's like in a
Speaker 4: ditch somewhere.
Speaker 1: Now you're getting in twenty four hours is like the
Speaker 1: area of worry.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well that that's exactly where I was. So I
Speaker 12: called the police. Oh yeah, and I found the report
Speaker 12: for my missing car missing person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did this car really bad.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 12: I filed for the missing car and I let him know,
Speaker 12: like my guy, I love, he's gone too. And they're like, well,
Speaker 12: we can focus on the car and hopefully ourlot will
Speaker 12: turn up with the vehicle. And so days go back,
Speaker 12: you know, three, four or five days? What nothing, Nothing happened.
Speaker 6: And I'm and you still haven't heard from Arlow.
Speaker 12: I know I haven't heard from I asked the mutual friend.
Speaker 12: You know, we had some folks that we that we
Speaker 12: hang out with and no contact with them either. Right,
Speaker 12: He's like essentially just ghosted like that everybody.
Speaker 1: That is not a good sign.
Speaker 6: I love a dude's reaction, Like he just ghosted everybody.
Speaker 7: I'd be like, I'm track is phone everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guy just need a loan.
Speaker 6: I'd be calling hospital.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you try contacting his family or something?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, yeah I did. I did go to both place.
Speaker 1: Oh you went to his parents place?
Speaker 12: I did? Yeah. Yeah. And I found out through that
Speaker 12: visit that he did contact them and he said that
Speaker 12: he was taking a trip and he'd be back later.
Speaker 12: And you know, I tried to press them for details,
Speaker 12: but they didn't have any details because he was really
Speaker 12: vague about it.
Speaker 1: And just took your car for this impromptu.
Speaker 12: Car At this point, it's six days. Six days.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I mean, had he ever done anything like this before?
Speaker 4: Is he like the crazy guy you.
Speaker 6: Know that will do random stuff?
Speaker 12: No, he was never like the crazy one. I mean
Speaker 12: he was up for a good.
Speaker 6: Time, right yeah, unpredictable. So this was totally out of character.
Speaker 6: I guess this is my question.
Speaker 12: It is not a character. And you know this is
Speaker 12: three years ago.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Wow, that's a long tri ripped to take time.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I wonder if my car was still running.
Speaker 6: Wait, you don't have your car.
Speaker 12: I don't Oh, I had to like let it go,
Speaker 12: like I had to move on.
Speaker 4: I mean, he.
Speaker 2: Filed a missing report on it, so if a police
Speaker 2: officer pulled the guy over anything.
Speaker 1: You get it back right.
Speaker 12: But nothing, nothing happened, nothing came of the police search,
Speaker 12: nothing came of the car search. And I wasn't like
Speaker 12: pressing his parents every day for information, so I, I mean,
Speaker 12: I just had to move on.
Speaker 4: Why So it's been three years no car and you
Speaker 4: haven't talked to Arlow exactly.
Speaker 12: But the other day one of my buddies said that
Speaker 12: they saw a post from Arlow on social media and
Speaker 12: the location looks like it's some kind of tropical or
Speaker 12: subtropical place.
Speaker 1: He drove your car across the ocean. No, that is
Speaker 1: really weird, dude.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 12: You know, we might you know, now, my friends, we're
Speaker 12: all we're not talking about Arlow again. And I just
Speaker 12: figured i'd reach out to you guys, yeah, and see
Speaker 12: if you get.
Speaker 6: Help out the mystery of Arlow for sure.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've had friends that have gotten up and
Speaker 2: moved to tropical locations, but they tell people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I steal your car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, left guessing his job, his family, less everything.
Speaker 3: And if you're just joining us, we're doing something called
Speaker 3: the closure call here. If any of our listeners are
Speaker 3: unfamiliar with this segment, it takes a long time to
Speaker 3: do these. We have to reach out to these people
Speaker 3: weeks and sometimes months in advance just so we could
Speaker 3: track them down and get some answers here.
Speaker 6: So please stop texting that you want to hear it
Speaker 6: every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of work for us, well for
Speaker 3: a producer. And I'll tell you we did reach out
Speaker 3: to Arlow and Peter our listener already knows that. But
Speaker 3: Arlow did not respond to any of our texts. The
Speaker 3: number said it was disconnected.
Speaker 1: Then why are we here? All we did?
Speaker 3: Also we sent him emails. He didn't respond to any
Speaker 3: of the emails.
Speaker 6: Again, what did you send him? The facts of Carrier pigeons.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you Arlow did respond when we d m him.
Speaker 6: Was that when we used that fake picture of the
Speaker 6: girl with a big boot, But he.
Speaker 3: Said leave me alone and he brought us so our
Speaker 3: producer went to a different account and reached out to
Speaker 3: Arlow from there again saying we are going to keep
Speaker 3: doing this and keep contacting you until you answer a
Speaker 3: few of our questions.
Speaker 6: Has producer, but he's the worst.
Speaker 1: He's not a listener of ours, and technically he's a thief.
Speaker 1: So I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3: And finally Arlow said fine.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 6: It's going to be real friendly in the emails.
Speaker 3: We're going to find out because we sent him four
Speaker 3: questions and he responded back.
Speaker 1: And now we.
Speaker 3: Know where Arlow went back then, and more importantly why,
Speaker 3: we're gonna find out exactly what happened after he took
Speaker 3: your car, Peter, three years ago, when we come back
Speaker 3: and get your closure call. Next, we're in the middle
Speaker 3: of a closure call with one of our listeners, Peter.
Speaker 1: This is a very serious segment.
Speaker 6: Music doesn't help.
Speaker 3: Okay, I play this music Because Peter had kind of
Speaker 3: a mystery situation happened to him three years ago in
Speaker 3: his late twenties. He had a buddy named Arlow who
Speaker 3: spent the night over at his place. But when Peter
Speaker 3: woke up the next morning, Arlow was gone, and so
Speaker 3: was Peter's car.
Speaker 6: Arlow stole your car, dude, Well.
Speaker 3: We assume we assume that he took the car. We
Speaker 3: don't know that for sure, but ever since that happened.
Speaker 1: We're putting two and two together. But we've been wrong
Speaker 1: about these things in the past.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the keys were literally gone from the dish by
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 1: Jet could have been a ghost. We don't know. Arlow
Speaker 1: has been m i a though to family, friends and
Speaker 1: to Peter for the last three years.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 3: The thing is Arlow posted on his social media the
Speaker 3: other day from a tropical location, and that's how we
Speaker 3: were able to get in touch with him and finally
Speaker 3: get some answers on what happened three years ago. Now, Peter,
Speaker 3: all that you know right now is that he's responded
Speaker 3: to the questions and you work with the producers on
Speaker 3: which questions to ask him, right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we did. Yeah, and the producers really helpful with that.
Speaker 4: And you sound like a really chill dude, But like,
Speaker 4: how are you feeling because this is a friend who
Speaker 4: just left you, you.
Speaker 6: Know, like that would be really hard.
Speaker 12: Oh, it was hard. It is hard, and I mean, honestly,
Speaker 12: I kind of forgot about it until my body said,
Speaker 12: oh my god, look at this photo of Arlow and
Speaker 12: where the hell is he?
Speaker 7: Like, if you couldn't stay off social media, he had
Speaker 7: to post some.
Speaker 3: Topic now, Peter, you don't know the answers yet, and
Speaker 3: no one in this room knows, but we're about to
Speaker 3: find out and hopefully get give you some peace of
Speaker 3: mind here with the closure call.
Speaker 1: So let's just get right into this.
Speaker 4: I hope all your friends are listening to because I
Speaker 4: know that every one of you want to know what happened.
Speaker 12: Oh, they are, they will be.
Speaker 3: And this is kind of funny because I know that
Speaker 3: you miss your friend. You told us that that he
Speaker 3: was a fun guy. But of course your first question
Speaker 3: has to do with your car.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's just like when you call the police report
Speaker 4: about the missing car, didn't report the missing person.
Speaker 1: Also, there's a human life at stake.
Speaker 12: But really, yeah, I guess so I get my thought.
Speaker 12: Maybe is the car will lead us to Arlow?
Speaker 6: Right, okay, let's see.
Speaker 3: So first question, why in the world would you steal
Speaker 3: my car.
Speaker 1: And leave me hanging like that?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: So Arlow wrote back. He said, first of all, your
Speaker 1: car was a piece of.
Speaker 3: Oh probably worth less than five hundred dollars. Oh why
Speaker 3: did you have a favor his car? And second of all,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't
Speaker 3: take it that night, So I guess I have to
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: Next question, Whoo.
Speaker 12: I don't like this. Wow, that tone sounds really harsh.
Speaker 4: I guess that's why the police didn't put much energy
Speaker 4: into finding your car. You didn't tell us it wasn't
Speaker 4: worth anything.
Speaker 12: You know, it was worth more than five hundred dollars
Speaker 12: for sure. I mean, I just put new tires on it.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: Oh man, Oh wow, he's trying to get more money back.
Speaker 6: Next question, why did you sell my tires?
Speaker 3: Let's go to question two. Here we asked where have
Speaker 3: you been for the last three years? And why haven't
Speaker 3: you spoken to me or anyone else about it?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 1: This is the question, so Arlow wrote.
Speaker 3: The best way to say it is I needed to
Speaker 3: leave my old life behind. And even though I considered
Speaker 3: you a friend at the time, Peter, I didn't feel
Speaker 3: like you'd take a bullet for me.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: He says, that's the kind of loyalty I need. So
Speaker 3: I had a few contacts down south, ended up in
Speaker 3: Honduras for a bit business deal here, made some money
Speaker 3: and invested in crypto.
Speaker 1: Nobody was doing it at the time.
Speaker 3: I made a killing off coins that looked like kittens
Speaker 3: and now I live very well, but there's zero chance
Speaker 3: I'm coming back, so he must because that's Peter.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that he's rich?
Speaker 12: I mean, it's honestly hard to hear that.
Speaker 1: Are you jealous? Is that what this is.
Speaker 9: Going?
Speaker 12: I don't don't really even know what that is, but
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess good for him. I don't know
Speaker 12: why he needed to leave without zero connection.
Speaker 6: And are you not pissed? Like he's like you wouldn't
Speaker 6: take a bullet for me?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Would you have jumped in front of
Speaker 1: a bullet for him?
Speaker 7: It's hard.
Speaker 12: I mean, you know, in my twenties before he stole
Speaker 12: my car, probably would have. Right now, I'm not feeling
Speaker 12: like I would.
Speaker 6: Well, what kind of barometer is that? Protesting a friendship
Speaker 6: or not?
Speaker 2: I don't think I take a bullet for any of
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 6: I take like a slap.
Speaker 1: Can you said if a burgoer came.
Speaker 2: Out, it's like heap?
Speaker 7: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: Apparent.
Speaker 6: Arlow's a little intense.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of a closure call right now.
Speaker 3: We're trying to get answers for Peter, whose car and
Speaker 3: friend both went missing three years ago.
Speaker 4: So far, we've just found out that he just got
Speaker 4: really rich on some sort of weird kitty coin.
Speaker 3: And was in Honduras for a while. Apparently, Let's go
Speaker 3: to the third question. We asked, do you feel bad
Speaker 3: or guilty for leaving us all hanging? A lot of
Speaker 3: friends still care about you, and we're worried for months?
Speaker 3: So Arlow wrote back, looking back, the only person I
Speaker 3: feel bad for is my self because of the low
Speaker 3: because of the low lives I used to hang around
Speaker 3: in that god forsaken town that he did, right, oh,
Speaker 3: says I always knew I was destined for greater things,
Speaker 3: and I realize now that you my girlfriend are other
Speaker 3: idiot friends, and my own parents were just holding me back.
Speaker 3: He ends it with, so, in short, ha, no regrets.
Speaker 1: Oh, give me a refund for.
Speaker 7: The car, like you're rich now?
Speaker 12: I mean, honestly, I don't know like he can himself
Speaker 12: at this point.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, if I was in your position, Peter,
Speaker 3: I would see an opportunity here to reach out to
Speaker 3: a really rich friend who's apparently.
Speaker 1: Moved up in life.
Speaker 3: And there's a chance for you to like apologize maybe
Speaker 3: here and I don't know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, or hire an attorney, okay.
Speaker 6: To get your car back the six hundred dollars, he
Speaker 6: owes you.
Speaker 12: I mean, I'll be honest, this was really sorienting.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean it's gonna make it easier for closure,
Speaker 6: for sure.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So let's get to that last question that we send.
Speaker 3: We send Arlow, is there anything else you'd like to
Speaker 3: say or get off your chest? And Arlow said, yeah,
Speaker 3: three things. One, the girls in South America are five
Speaker 3: hundred times hotter and more fun than the ones in
Speaker 3: the previous goal I lived in.
Speaker 6: Again, I heard this, Arlow. Eating sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's a point number. Two, If you're smart,
Speaker 3: you'll leave like me. And maybe someday you'll own a
Speaker 3: mansion on the beach and swim in champagne hot tubs.
Speaker 1: Sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 6: It sounds sticky.
Speaker 3: And then three, he says, just so, just so you'll
Speaker 3: stop about it and leave me the hell alone, give
Speaker 3: me your Venmo, and I'll send you twenty bucks for
Speaker 3: your apt carl.
Speaker 1: And then he says bye forever.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll say bye forever to Arlow too. Sound like
Speaker 12: he's a total.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you want us to share your venmoan it
Speaker 6: is twenty bucks.
Speaker 12: You can keep the twenty bucks. It seems like it's
Speaker 12: more important to him than Friendshipike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm sorry this happened the way that it did. Like,
Speaker 3: you never really know what you're gonna get when we
Speaker 3: do these calls and sounds like your friend Arlow is
Speaker 3: kind of a jerk.
Speaker 1: But hopefully we gave you some resolution here.
Speaker 14: No, you did.
Speaker 12: I mean, it's not the kind of closure I wanted,
Speaker 12: although I didn't know what to expect. I mean, at
Speaker 12: least now we can just close the book on this part.
Speaker 1: And the friends are rich, jerk and wants nothing to
Speaker 1: do with you.
Speaker 6: Don't be an Arlow in this world.
Speaker 1: Also, come we borrow your car real quick. I promise
Speaker 1: we'll bring it back.
Speaker 3: Remember, if you want to get a little bit of
Speaker 3: closure in your life, you can always reach out to
Speaker 3: the show on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey or
Speaker 3: on the website Brooklynjeffrey dot com and we can bring
Speaker 3: a little peace of mind to something from your.
Speaker 1: Past with a closure call. Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 9: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: A woman is going viral today for the genius hack
Speaker 3: she used to finally her boyfriend cheating on her, and
Speaker 3: it only cost her four dollars to pull the elaborate
Speaker 3: scheme off. Plus, if you're in a relationship, you might
Speaker 3: want to go check your significant other's Instagram page for
Speaker 3: one major red flag. People are shocked. They've never thought
Speaker 3: of looking for it before this. You're gonna hear it
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Speaker 1: New Woo TikTok click shot that happens at a ten.
Speaker 3: All the big companies and corporations are constantly trying to
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Speaker 6: Please say they're really going for the z ors on
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Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 3: Talking about the biggest tiktoks of the past week. With
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock, let's get right into your first one,
Speaker 3: which is from a twenty two year old named Mia
Speaker 3: Dio and she's considered an influencer with five point two
Speaker 3: million followers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, followers, not even likes.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's influencer status.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She said her boyfriend was acting kind of weird lately,
Speaker 3: staying out late, being vague, and saying he was just
Speaker 3: chilling with his buddies. It's never a good sign if
Speaker 3: the guy tells you he's chilling with friends.
Speaker 6: It is so distracted right now because you have the
Speaker 6: biggest piece of glitter, right.
Speaker 1: I was chilling with my buddies last night. I'll get
Speaker 1: it twisted.
Speaker 3: So Mia did what any gen zer with over five
Speaker 3: million followers would do. She used AI to clone her
Speaker 3: boyfriend's voice, call up his best friend and figure out
Speaker 3: if he lied.
Speaker 1: About what he was doing the night before. Here we go.
Speaker 4: Or it's just like if you think it's that bad,
Speaker 4: like he's probably cheating, just move on.
Speaker 7: You can find out for sure.
Speaker 1: Let's listen and hear how it went.
Speaker 10: I'm going to use his iPad to FaceTime audio well
Speaker 10: his friend and see if his friend confirms what they
Speaker 10: were doing last night.
Speaker 11: Hey man, what's up too much? Man? Just chould how
Speaker 11: are you feeling?
Speaker 9: Everything is fine?
Speaker 11: Kind of? I don't know. Are you alone?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, man?
Speaker 1: Just you know, chilling at the house.
Speaker 11: I don't remember much from last night. I don't know
Speaker 11: why I feel weird. What did I do?
Speaker 10: Did you go in the face and the Denton's last
Speaker 10: night and you picked up some random sword you go
Speaker 10: from your team made out with her in front of everyone?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh no, if you think it's happening, it's happening.
Speaker 1: That sounded awful. I don't know, I bro I am hungover.
Speaker 1: What did happen last night?
Speaker 3: Men are notoriously bad with words.
Speaker 4: I mean, it is weird that he didn't just text
Speaker 4: his friends. I mean that should be your first warning.
Speaker 1: Bottom line. Her idea worked.
Speaker 3: The dude really thought it was his buddy and made
Speaker 3: it to everything, and her video went viral, getting over
Speaker 3: seven million views in the first twenty four hours alone.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it's just legal to take somebody's voice
Speaker 4: and use it like that.
Speaker 6: You know, there's like no laws. It's a wild West
Speaker 6: out there.
Speaker 3: Commenters thought it was a genius hack for tracking down cheaters,
Speaker 3: and it only cost her four bucks to clone his
Speaker 3: voice through the AI app.
Speaker 1: Day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we should called Brooks Voys. I want to what
Speaker 7: we could do.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sure the company's working on it for all
Speaker 6: of us right now.
Speaker 3: So that was a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok
Speaker 3: click shot is from a young woman named Emily Hammecon,
Speaker 3: who racked up seven million views with her latest video, explaining, quote,
Speaker 3: the Instagram thing.
Speaker 6: What's that?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know about that?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: The Instagram thing.
Speaker 3: It has to deal with relationships and how your boyfriend
Speaker 3: handles Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think.
Speaker 7: It taught us when they have an account and don't
Speaker 7: use it.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's part of it. Let's let's hear how Emily
Speaker 1: describes it.
Speaker 10: I just got out of a two year relationship. You
Speaker 10: always told me not to worry about Instagram. He doesn't
Speaker 10: go on it much, so that's why he's never posted me.
Speaker 10: You know, you don't want to be high maintenance. You know,
Speaker 10: you forget about it for two years. And I don't
Speaker 10: even think I was in his stories, And if I was,
Speaker 10: I wasn't like the main character of the story. So basically,
Speaker 10: I'm here to validate you to overreact if he's not
Speaker 10: posting you on his Instagram.
Speaker 6: To wait, seriously posting, but just not posting about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if your significant other doesn't ever post about you
Speaker 3: on his Instagram page giant red flag. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: he's basically trying to alert you. He does not want
Speaker 3: people to know that he is with you. Possibly he
Speaker 3: wants other people to think they're still available.
Speaker 4: With My husband hasn't posted on Instagram, and I think
Speaker 4: six years.
Speaker 5: Does that maybe eight years he doesn't post that all.
Speaker 6: But it definitely lurks. Heks. He's a lurker.
Speaker 3: That's That's what she says a lot of the times.
Speaker 3: The excuse is, oh, I just never post. I'm not
Speaker 3: really on Instagram. That's because they still don't want other
Speaker 3: people to know about you.
Speaker 6: I'm on his old Instagram. I just look a lot younger.
Speaker 1: That's the only.
Speaker 6: All of it is weird.
Speaker 1: It's the safest thing.
Speaker 3: Just spam post hashtag relationship goals, all photos of you
Speaker 3: and your significant other from now so you both die
Speaker 3: the person.
Speaker 6: There's a ship goal.
Speaker 1: That was a TikTok click shock, and finally your last
Speaker 1: TikTok click shock. He's back once again.
Speaker 3: His real name is Dan Phelps, but we know him
Speaker 3: as TikTok Graham, our favorite person on the Internet. Ever
Speaker 3: since we started talking about him, he's getting hundreds and
Speaker 3: thousands of likes on all of his video.
Speaker 6: It's definitely us.
Speaker 4: He has really launched my career as an oppressionist. I
Speaker 4: am really excited about this Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: So let's listen to his latest one where he teaches
Speaker 3: us how to roar like a lion.
Speaker 8: Let's get ready for Lion King with the challenge empty
Speaker 8: paper towel, roll the snort, and a hiss.
Speaker 1: Your turn.
Speaker 3: Wow, you've failed on your two previous attempts to sound
Speaker 3: like a baby and a barking dog. Are you sure
Speaker 3: you don't want to give up and spare yourself the embarrassments?
Speaker 6: Because I snort all the time. I can't help it. Okay, ready, she.
Speaker 1: Has a piece of paper.
Speaker 7: You got the story down, very sick.
Speaker 1: In the studio.
Speaker 3: Okay, how did we offend the entire global lining population
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 4: I think they're turned on, Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: Those stories for the day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Pretty from Pew Wallup is a new player on the
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Speaker 1: She works in finance. Why because she says she's always
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Speaker 3: Ah you bar, which is interesting because it leads me
Speaker 3: to the question that she asked our producer. She wanted
Speaker 3: to know in order to beat Brooke, do I need
Speaker 3: to get more or less correct?
Speaker 1: What? Pretty?
Speaker 3: This isn't like golf where a lower score wins. This
Speaker 3: is a trivia game where you need to get more
Speaker 3: answers correct.
Speaker 14: So the question was because I was excited and nervous.
Speaker 11: I just didn't know.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to beat brook and I just want
Speaker 12: to show what I know.
Speaker 4: There's no dumb questions on this show, only questions that
Speaker 4: we can make fun of.
Speaker 14: Yes, I am nervous and excited.
Speaker 6: Oh, you're so cute to make fun of.
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to send the big scary woman out
Speaker 3: of the room, so you're not so nervous any more.
Speaker 3: Brooke is leaving, and while she heads out, you know
Speaker 3: the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 3: can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke with
Speaker 3: more correct answers outright to win. All right, good luck,
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Kylie Jenner celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: How old is she? What is the national dog breed
Speaker 3: of France? How many holes are in two rounds of golf?
Speaker 10: Two?
Speaker 15: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: In the movie The Little Mermaid? What type of sea creatures?
Speaker 3: Paul King Triton's chariot?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Then, what do you call a book that's written with
Speaker 3: imaginary characters and events?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Cherry, plumb and grape are all varieties of which fruit?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 15: Plums?
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Speaker 10: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Thought Nepal is in Europe.
Speaker 3: I thought the Swiss mountains Nepal is, right, I swear
Speaker 3: I thought Nepoul was a European place.
Speaker 6: No, definitely different continent.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 11: Pretty my bad, No worries, but it does have the mountains.
Speaker 6: There you go, there, you go.
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Speaker 3: starts now. Kylie Jenner celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 1: How old is she?
Speaker 6: That's it?
Speaker 1: What is the national dog breed of France?
Speaker 6: Poodle?
Speaker 1: How many holes are in two rounds of golf?
Speaker 6: Two rounds?
Speaker 3: Thirty six in the movie The Little Mermaid? What type
Speaker 3: of sea creatures Paul king Triton's chariot?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: Seahorses?
Speaker 3: What do you call a book that is written with
Speaker 3: imaginary characters and events?
Speaker 6: Fiction?
Speaker 1: Cherry plum and grape? Varieties of which fruit?
Speaker 6: Cherry plum and grape are tomatoes?
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Speaker 3: Let's get these answers in real quick. Kylie Jenner has
Speaker 3: a birthday today. She turns twenty six years old.
Speaker 6: God, I knew that. That's so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was kind of sad. Like that's it, that's
Speaker 1: the question. Hooglos are the national dog breed of France.
Speaker 1: In two rounds of golf, there are thirty six holes
Speaker 1: eighteen each round.
Speaker 6: Oh my got eighteen plus eighteen took me too long.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: In the movie The Little Mermaid, King Triton's cherriot is
Speaker 3: pulled by dolphins.
Speaker 6: And seahorses. Though, I mean it makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a book with imaginary characters and events is a
Speaker 3: fiction book. And cherry, plumb and grape, all varieties of tomatoes,
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Speaker 11: I will thank you you guys, Thank you all the time.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,