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Speaker 2: Hey, and don't forget you can still text in your thoughts,
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Speaker 3: Did you guys hear Taco Bell is opening a five
Speaker 3: million dollar taco tab and offering free Dorito's Locos tacos
Speaker 3: to customers in honor of the liberation of the Taco
Speaker 3: Tuesday trademark.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh wait, I was confused about this trademark.
Speaker 2: Does that mean that they only get to use it
Speaker 2: or now everybody gets.
Speaker 3: To use There was another Mexican food chain called Taco
Speaker 3: John's and the Taco Johns they actually trademarked that phrase
Speaker 3: for thirty four years wow. But Taco Bell continued to
Speaker 3: challenge it year after year after year, saying it's a
Speaker 3: common phrase, like an company shouldn't be allowed to own it,
Speaker 3: that should be for everyone.
Speaker 4: Le Ron James trying to buy it at one point.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like owning the phrase happy hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like pretty similar.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, Taco Bell has something that Taco Johns
Speaker 3: does not, what millions and millions of dollars to pay
Speaker 3: their expensive lawyers billions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just gonna wait it out with those legal fees.
Speaker 3: And they finally overturned the trademark everywhere everyone can use
Speaker 3: well everywhere except for New Jersey. Wait, because that was
Speaker 3: the first state to have a Taco Tuesday at Taco John's,
Speaker 3: so they're actually able to keep the trademark there.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: But now you can get free Dorito's Locos tacos all
Speaker 3: over Canada and America except for New Jersey every Tuesday
Speaker 3: from now till September twelfth.
Speaker 1: That's great. Taco John's is just still trying to be
Speaker 1: the king of New Jersey, you know.
Speaker 3: But Taco Bell is partnering with door Dash to make
Speaker 3: this happen. They're giving out three Dorito's Locos tacos to
Speaker 3: everyone except for New Jersey people, and from now until
Speaker 3: September twelfth.
Speaker 2: I mean, this really means that Taco John's has got
Speaker 2: to step up for New Jersey, Like, what are they
Speaker 2: going to offer for me?
Speaker 1: At least an extra.
Speaker 3: L you know what you're gonna do for New Jersey.
Speaker 3: We're gonna give them a special shock collar question of
Speaker 3: the day. Yah, just for Jersey. Let's give it over
Speaker 3: to our resident Jim Tanned Laundry spokesperson, Digital Jake.
Speaker 5: Jacob legend has it on this day, fifty years ago,
Speaker 5: at a party in the Bronx, a guy named DJ
Speaker 5: cool Hirk busted out his turntables and the genre of
Speaker 5: hip hop music was officially born.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 5: The legend also says that Brooke called in seven noise
Speaker 5: complaints on the party to keep.
Speaker 3: The dern rap music down. I was unable to.
Speaker 4: Dancing.
Speaker 1: Are you thank you? I would have been in the
Speaker 1: middle of the twurk yeah circle.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but to honor that historic moment in
Speaker 5: hip hop music history, we're doing a special one and done.
Speaker 5: DMC Comma Runsha T once wrote a song about Drake
Speaker 5: hiding a sun shot colored question.
Speaker 4: Of the day.
Speaker 3: All right, Brooke?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: In previous shot colored questions, we've learned that Lil Wayne's
Speaker 5: birth name was Dwayne, But what about his original rap pseudonym?
Speaker 5: Was it A Shrimp Daddy, B Lil Puffin or C. D. Chillist.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this would have been before he signed to
Speaker 2: like a label, probably right, Like, it's like Lil Wayne's
Speaker 2: out on his own and then some big marketing guy
Speaker 2: comes in and says, shrimp boy, that's that's not gonna work.
Speaker 4: What was the first one, Shrimp Daddy.
Speaker 3: The shrimp would make sense because he's a very tiny man.
Speaker 1: Wait, what are my other options?
Speaker 3: Lil Puffin was one of them.
Speaker 2: Random, I mean, but like puffin, you know, like puffin yea,
Speaker 2: And what's my last one? D chillist, D chillis, that's
Speaker 2: just so lame. It sounds like what your Yahoo account
Speaker 2: like chill us one and five at Yahoo dot com.
Speaker 4: I think it's chilling nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go with D Chillist, Brooks said, D Chillist,
Speaker 2: that is you talked.
Speaker 3: It was shrimp Daddy.
Speaker 5: It went along with his fellow cash money artist, Pimp Daddy.
Speaker 1: Pimp Daddy and Shrimp Daddy, the big two.
Speaker 5: We're over one, Jose, it's your question. The first all
Speaker 5: women's hip hop group faced intense sexism and difficulties on
Speaker 5: their rise to fame.
Speaker 4: No, no, not.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 1: We have cured it though it's not a problem.
Speaker 4: Anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm kidding, ladies that all women's group had clubs booked
Speaker 5: them and refused to pay them after their performances. But
Speaker 5: what was this group called the first all female hip
Speaker 5: hop group? Was it a the Mercedes Ladies b femine
Speaker 5: intuition or see skirts and skirt?
Speaker 1: Skirts?
Speaker 4: Skirt didn't become like a dumb expression recently. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: throw that one out.
Speaker 3: I really want to see like Bette Midler announced that
Speaker 3: at the Grammys, though, like the Grammy goes to skirts
Speaker 3: and skirt.
Speaker 4: All right, Mercedes Ladies, and what was the second one?
Speaker 5: Feminine intuition?
Speaker 2: My gut feeling because Mercedes were so like Baller back then, right,
Speaker 2: if you own the Mercedes, they were the richest of
Speaker 2: the rich.
Speaker 4: You know, I think it's feminine tuition.
Speaker 7: But because I kind of sabotaged Brook, I'm gonna go
Speaker 7: with her suggestion.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go with Mercedes Ladies.
Speaker 5: Jose said, Mercedes Ladies.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 2: There. You go call me shrimp Daddy.
Speaker 5: Please don't text in shrimp mommy. Jose, You're safe, Alexis.
Speaker 5: It's your turn, and you get no.
Speaker 1: Help from the rest of them. It's awful.
Speaker 5: Alexis the most viewed hip hop video of all time,
Speaker 5: has five point nine billion views on YouTube. It debuted
Speaker 5: almost a decade ago.
Speaker 3: Who was the artist?
Speaker 5: Was it a outcast, B Whiz, Khalifa or c Eminem?
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, you would have been in high school
Speaker 2: right a decade ago or just starting high school?
Speaker 1: What were you dancing to your sophomore prom? Not outcast?
Speaker 1: I don't think I was listening to I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Jake Alexis said Eminem, that is incorrect. Where's Khalifa? See
Speaker 5: You Again? Is the most viewed hip hop video of
Speaker 5: all time, but their five point nine billion views because
Speaker 5: of Paul Walker.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel I remember Brook and I were like
Speaker 7: it hit one billion years ago.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna mention Charlie pooth and that at all
Speaker 3: because there have some credit.
Speaker 1: Definitely not.
Speaker 3: He was also there.
Speaker 5: He was Jose's the only one saved so far, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: It's your turn, okay. In Drake's high school yearbook, he
Speaker 5: wrote that he wanted to be what when he grew
Speaker 5: up a zoo keeper, be a break dancer, or see
Speaker 5: a librarian?
Speaker 4: Wow? Not one option was like Degrassi.
Speaker 2: I mean, he would have already been a child actor
Speaker 2: by the time he was in high school, right, Like, and.
Speaker 3: Drake is half Jewish too, so break dancing is probably
Speaker 3: not in his blood. I've tried, does not go.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work.
Speaker 3: No, it just doesn't work. Culture. Yeah, as close as
Speaker 3: we can get, Zoo Keeper is interesting. I could see
Speaker 3: Drake being an animal lover or do you think.
Speaker 2: He's like saying Librarian, he's being sarcastic because he's like,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean, Like, he's already he's
Speaker 2: already a child star. He's like that kid in high
Speaker 2: school who's like.
Speaker 3: Just being ironic.
Speaker 1: Obviously I've already made it.
Speaker 3: I do think he wants to sound smart and funny.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go with Librarian on.
Speaker 5: This logic, Jeffrey said, Librarian. That is, Drake wanted to
Speaker 5: be a break dancer and a singer, one of those.
Speaker 4: I want to see him break dance.
Speaker 3: Now, Well, Brooke Alexis and I got ours wrong. We're
Speaker 3: gonna be getting shocked while singing classic hip hop song
Speaker 3: baby Got Back.
Speaker 4: I like big butts that I cam.
Speaker 3: Cam girl walkscent around thinking your face you get shot.
Speaker 3: That's your question of.
Speaker 6: The day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The makers of jet puffed marshmallows have just come out
Speaker 3: with a unique spinoff product that's going viral right now,
Speaker 3: and they have to put a warning on the box
Speaker 3: that says beware, these shoes are not for eating shoes.
Speaker 3: They're selling some Moores shoes. Their shoes that look like
Speaker 3: a hot toasted right on your feet.
Speaker 1: They're like those They're like those slip ons and.
Speaker 2: The top of them look like big marshmallows on the
Speaker 2: you know, but like.
Speaker 3: Puffy, puffy, golden brown slip ons. If you want to
Speaker 3: see the picture, it's up on our Insta stories. And
Speaker 3: they're not really shaped like s'mores, like a square, but
Speaker 3: they do have that more vibe.
Speaker 1: I'd still want to lick one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can fully eat it.
Speaker 1: But I just want to see if there's any.
Speaker 3: It's just because she's yeah, she flicks it on you.
Speaker 3: They're listed on the website as toasted marshmallow mars roamers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they'd be so fun to wear like
Speaker 1: the campsite.
Speaker 2: Yea, literally, can I imagine your family with all yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: They're only available for a limited time and they're not cheap.
Speaker 3: Each pair only costs one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm thinking, slipper.
Speaker 3: This is why you tune into our show for the
Speaker 3: latest foodshoe news. Yeah, shoeshoe news. We're the number one
Speaker 3: show in food shoe news. Next week, I'm predicting Jello
Speaker 3: Jordan's gonna hit the market.
Speaker 1: Okay, hashtag food shoe news.
Speaker 3: Cheg foodshoo news. Maybe we'll get more in the Laser
Speaker 3: Stories next. It's the radio segment that designed a new
Speaker 3: toy that children can use to help around the house more,
Speaker 3: especially with the upcoming Spider season. It's called My Little
Speaker 3: Flame Thrower.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: For Laser Stories, the segment where we do weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we've got a laser. Those other scrungebobs just don't. This
Speaker 3: first laser story is out of you, guess Florida. A
Speaker 3: fifty three year old man named Daniel Kasmar was in
Speaker 3: a Walmart this week.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is a good start, Jeffrey, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: just give it to a Daniel decided it was time
Speaker 2: for a little five finger discount.
Speaker 4: I bet he did.
Speaker 3: You don't want to go too long in between those,
Speaker 3: so he took a bicycle pump, a lock, and the
Speaker 3: inner tube of the bicycle tire. Tried to hide all
Speaker 3: of it by stuffing the items under his shirt.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, not awkward items put under your shirt at all.
Speaker 3: Unluckily for him, he somehow got spotted by the store
Speaker 3: of security and they called the cops.
Speaker 2: Is it bad that I just feel like this guy
Speaker 2: has a flat on his bike and needs to fix.
Speaker 3: You feel sympathy. Daniel was arrested outside of the doors.
Speaker 3: He admitted to the theft and even told the cops
Speaker 3: as he took the bike pump out from underneath his shirt, quote,
Speaker 3: I'm not good at shoplifting. He didn't ask him to
Speaker 3: assess his prowess, he just volunteered that information. So he
Speaker 3: was hit with a felony because he has two prior
Speaker 3: theft convictions on his record. Involved him hiding multiple drinks
Speaker 3: and sandwiches underneath his shirt. The other involved him trying
Speaker 3: to fit a television in his pants. Afterwards, one of
Speaker 3: the officers said he may not have passed the round
Speaker 3: hole in the square peg test back in elementary school.
Speaker 3: Let's get to your next laser story. Out of Holly
Speaker 3: weird fun. Tracy Anderson is considered one of the top
Speaker 3: celebrity trainers to the stars, and with a client list
Speaker 3: that includes j Lo, Madonna and even our show favorite
Speaker 3: Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1: Got all those to her.
Speaker 3: She commands attention from the elite. But now even the
Speaker 3: richest of the rich are complaining about the prices at
Speaker 3: her new studio. Why well, let's start with the membership,
Speaker 3: which is only nine hundred dollars. That's nine hundred dollars
Speaker 3: a month to the.
Speaker 2: Gym her jim, do they work out for you and
Speaker 2: you can get the benefits?
Speaker 3: Well, that'll allow you to learn the Tracy Anderson Method,
Speaker 3: which is a dance based workout in a room heated
Speaker 3: to exactly ninety five degrees with precisely seventy five percent humidity.
Speaker 4: Seventy that's a lot.
Speaker 2: She wanted to do ninety eight degrees, but Nicola had
Speaker 2: that copyrighted.
Speaker 3: On top of your membership fee, you'll also have to
Speaker 3: pay a map fee. Oh, that essentially allows members to
Speaker 3: save their favorite spot in class with just a regular
Speaker 3: yoga mat.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's enough people going to a nine hundred dollars
Speaker 2: a month place that you can't get a lot.
Speaker 3: You want the best spot in the studio. Okay, that'll
Speaker 3: cost you a whopping five hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold up?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Oh did we mention the classes aren't free either? No, nope,
Speaker 3: tag on another ninety bucks per hour hour.
Speaker 1: It's all over the place and what things are worth here.
Speaker 3: The people who go there are telling news reporters that
Speaker 3: the prices are outrageous and ridiculous. Another member, who wished
Speaker 3: to remain anonymous, said, who has their finger on the pulse?
Speaker 3: No one. It's like the yoga apocalypse right now. I mean,
Speaker 3: I still pay it, but wow, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: I couldn't feel worse for rich people right now, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: They have it so hard.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next lazer story. Out of the
Speaker 3: hair way up there your hair up there? About bad
Speaker 3: hair day is a regular thing for you. If so,
Speaker 3: blame your parents because a new study found much of
Speaker 3: it comes down to your genetics and the hair pattern
Speaker 3: that got passed down.
Speaker 1: My dad doesn't have hair so well.
Speaker 3: That circular pattern at the crown of your head, you
Speaker 3: know where your hairs at the top, It's called your hair.
Speaker 1: Warl like.
Speaker 3: Whirl but with an oh war war and just like fingerprints,
Speaker 3: your hair war is unique, like which hairs point in
Speaker 3: what direction and whether it goes clockwise or counterclockwise.
Speaker 1: My son constantly has a rats mess back there.
Speaker 3: You should probably like get the rat.
Speaker 2: Means I mean it, and it literally comes back in
Speaker 2: one ot his hair grows.
Speaker 1: That it's just crazy.
Speaker 3: Until now, most experts thought your hair WORL was determined
Speaker 3: by a single gene, but the study found it's actually
Speaker 3: controlled by multiple genes all working together. In other words,
Speaker 3: your crazy, untamable, cawlicked, rat infested hair was a group
Speaker 3: effort by Alexis's mom, Barb and whoever Alexis's real father is,
Speaker 3: I'd blame him for your hair. So feel free to
Speaker 3: blame your mom and dad for any bad hair days
Speaker 3: you have. Going forward official his next Lazer stories out
Speaker 3: of the perspiration of inspirations. You've seen those motivational posters before,
Speaker 3: like the one with a kitten on a rope that
Speaker 3: says yeah, Well, a new collection of dem motivational posters
Speaker 3: is going viral.
Speaker 1: So this is what we're going to decorate our office with.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying we should An online blog
Speaker 3: posted the funniest ones people voted on, and each of
Speaker 3: them lists a theme followed by a message that's the
Speaker 3: opposite of motivational.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3: Here's the top vote getters. Number five responsibility. If your
Speaker 3: job really mattered so much, wuldn't your company have hired
Speaker 3: someone better to do it?
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 3: Number four underachievement, the tallest blade of grass is the
Speaker 3: first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Speaker 1: Underachieved, save yourself, it's worth it.
Speaker 3: Number three Healthy the slowest possible rate at which you
Speaker 3: can die. Number two relationships. Sure, there are plenty of
Speaker 3: other fish in the sea, but you're not anywhere near
Speaker 3: the sea. You're in the desert all alone.
Speaker 8: Yes, no, one's just gonna And the number one top
Speaker 8: demotivational poster, which was voted on by the people, says,
Speaker 8: today it's the first day of the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.
Speaker 4: I kind of.
Speaker 3: Wonder what this guy's motivational phrase would be. Maybe, uh, dedication,
Speaker 3: the will to hump for every keep on staying dedicated,
Speaker 3: little guy, that Salmon's laser stories has come to an end.
Speaker 3: For the day, We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 6: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Planning a wedding takes a lot of time and money, energy, stress, tears.
Speaker 3: It's full of stress.
Speaker 1: God even just saying that that's a lope.
Speaker 3: I mean, just to ask Alexis. She's been just seventy
Speaker 3: five of her best friend's weddings just this summer alone.
Speaker 1: I've even planned them, and I'm having breakdowns.
Speaker 3: There is one woman who's going viral today because of
Speaker 3: her recent nuptials, and she does not shy away from
Speaker 3: the stress.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: In fact, she leans in, maybe harder than any other
Speaker 3: bride ever has, and now she's famous for it. We're
Speaker 3: gonna tell you why coming up at seventeen. Whether they
Speaker 3: want to admit it or not, most single women have
Speaker 3: an idea in their heads about what they want their
Speaker 3: dream wedding to look like, Like Alexis Michael B. Jordan's mansion.
Speaker 3: Ditch the chocolate fountain for a white cloth slipping slide,
Speaker 3: and after everybody eats their dry powdered mac and cheese,
Speaker 3: it's time to gather around for the ceremonial crop top Tossna, guess.
Speaker 7: Why do I feel like the slipping slide is the aisle.
Speaker 3: But honestly, that's what makes weddings so special because it
Speaker 3: should be personalized to you and your interests. That is true,
Speaker 3: and that's why a woman named Shelley is making headlines
Speaker 3: today because Shelley met her dream guy years ago, and
Speaker 3: back in twenty sixteen, they decided to tie the knot
Speaker 3: at the happiest place on Earth, Disneyland. She said, it's
Speaker 3: quote their go to place where we could run away
Speaker 3: together and forget about our everyday lives.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they've been married a while now.
Speaker 3: Then, well back then, they did it big, over one
Speaker 3: hundred guests in front of Cinderella's Castle.
Speaker 1: They have packages like you can just buy a wedding package.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people can sign up to do this, but they
Speaker 3: hire Disney characters to do meet and greets with them.
Speaker 3: And Shelley loved their Disney wedding experience so much that
Speaker 3: she had another one, and another one whoa, and another
Speaker 3: one ranch the same guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's renewing the.
Speaker 3: Vows at Disneyland every year for four consecutive years.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if you are a bridesmaid, you are
Speaker 2: so over that there is no way I'm going to
Speaker 2: my girlfriend's wedding four times.
Speaker 3: Well, she didn't have all the guests there and all
Speaker 3: of like the wedding party there like she did the
Speaker 3: first time round. They were smaller as they went, but
Speaker 3: each one had a different theme. Like I told you,
Speaker 3: the first one was Cinderella, but after that she did
Speaker 3: a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding at Disney. You
Speaker 3: could then a Pixar movie up themed I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna tell you she found the man she's supposed to
Speaker 2: be married to if he was okay with.
Speaker 3: And most recently, a Star Wars themed vow where they
Speaker 3: walked down the aisle between raised lightsabers and got married
Speaker 3: by Darth Vader.
Speaker 2: Now they haven't been married long enough to forget the original.
Speaker 1: Vows, you know, do we really? I think the whole.
Speaker 2: Point of renewing them is to be like, Okay, we've
Speaker 2: changed as people and this is where our relationship is.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, if you don't believe in true love, Shelley says,
Speaker 3: once you have a Disney wedding, you're just kind of
Speaker 3: addicted and you want another one, and Disney is more
Speaker 3: than happy to a comment. Oh I bet that, So
Speaker 3: you're probably wondering if you're doing this every year, how
Speaker 3: much does that cost?
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I'm going to say over forty It.
Speaker 3: Can range anywhere depending on what you get, from fifteen
Speaker 3: to one hundred thousand.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: But if you get all the characters and stuff, that's
Speaker 2: where you're you've.
Speaker 1: Got to be so much.
Speaker 3: The most expensive package is for the Magic Kingdom that
Speaker 3: has like the famous casting and now it's our first one,
Speaker 3: and that one starts at forty five grande starts Wow,
Speaker 3: just like renting the property, and what do you get?
Speaker 2: I mean, you just only get to serve the guest
Speaker 2: turos like for that, you're.
Speaker 4: Shut down the castle. By the way, people have to
Speaker 4: be able to walk around.
Speaker 3: You, right, Disney says, because everything's paid for separately after
Speaker 3: you put down your dep it, technically nothing else is included,
Speaker 3: but you can pay more for add ons, like if
Speaker 3: you want a private fireworks show, a couple thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: they'll do that for you. If you want Mickey and
Speaker 3: Minnie to show up, yeah, five grand apiece. They'll come
Speaker 3: to your ceremony and be your wedding guests.
Speaker 4: Oh no god, and.
Speaker 2: They don't even talk, you know, It's like there's just standy.
Speaker 3: There, and Shelley has done some of these things. She
Speaker 3: even bought out a couple of rides, Star Tours and
Speaker 3: Tower of Tear for her wedding guests. I didn't know
Speaker 3: that you could rent out a ride for an hour.
Speaker 3: It costs about ten grand per ride.
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Can we go into what either Shelley does or what
Speaker 2: her family did?
Speaker 1: Like, where is she getting this blood money from?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 3: Is she works a regular nine to five jobs.
Speaker 1: Because Shelley's ranting out for another wedding.
Speaker 3: Get some pictures of Shelley and her husband at their
Speaker 3: Disney weddings. Here's some photos done very professionally by Disney
Speaker 3: for chogh. The first you could see her riding around
Speaker 3: the park in Cinderella's glass pumpkin carriage pulled by a
Speaker 3: pair of stately ponies. That's ten grand.
Speaker 9: Oh god, I.
Speaker 1: Just the more you talk, the more I don't like.
Speaker 1: Shelley was that bad.
Speaker 3: She believes in love and she's doing it at her
Speaker 3: favorite place in the entire world.
Speaker 1: But there's so much better things she could do with
Speaker 1: the money. She's already done it once her.
Speaker 3: Shelley says, this has become her full time hobby. All
Speaker 3: of the money that her and her husband make every
Speaker 3: year at their regular nine to five jobs all goes
Speaker 3: towards planning their next Disneyland nuts.
Speaker 4: They're just saving every month, and.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be She's gonna be one of those people
Speaker 2: that go on those you know, money shows, and they're like,
Speaker 2: I have eight million dollars in debt?
Speaker 1: How do I fix it?
Speaker 3: And it was worth it because she understands. Not everybody
Speaker 3: is gonna get this. Not everybody's gonna understand. But she says,
Speaker 3: some people, you know, like collecting cars, some people like
Speaker 3: buying new clothes. But me, I enjoy having Disney weddings.
Speaker 3: That's what makes me happy at my court.
Speaker 1: Collecting part book.
Speaker 10: It makes her happy just over alone.
Speaker 2: Such a terrible financial decision, getting job there and at
Speaker 2: least getting ployed.
Speaker 1: Can she be a princess?
Speaker 3: She's actually created a whole online persona her Instagram. She
Speaker 3: calls herself the serial Bride.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to go blocker right now. I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't want her to come up in my I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Usually when someone's labeled a serial anything, that's a good thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Shelley is not done. She already has two more weddings
Speaker 3: on the book at Disneyland, one next year in the
Speaker 3: year after that. Good for you, really, I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: when you wish upon a star and put down a
Speaker 3: forty thousand dollars deposit in real life.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mickey agrees.
Speaker 3: My dream is to do a phone tap coming.
Speaker 6: Up now, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's happened to millions of people. You meet someone off Tinder,
Speaker 3: schedule a date for the next night, and find out, yikes,
Speaker 3: they're a lot different than what you expected them to be.
Speaker 3: Most of the time, it's how they look where it
Speaker 3: doesn't really match up with their photos. But we're in radio,
Speaker 3: so today we're gonna have jose just do a surfer
Speaker 3: Broie voice and pretend to be really into something that
Speaker 3: he definitely did not mention on the dating profile. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear it, right. That's a little teaser for you.
Speaker 3: It's your phone tap right now. Another Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 3: Hello sop.
Speaker 11: Stop, Hello sub girls.
Speaker 4: Bryce from Tindertown. We were chatting last night.
Speaker 12: I remember, Sorry I had a different number.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, you're right. That's actually the bench phone number.
Speaker 11: The bench phone number.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're off the bench girl. Congrats, you're in the
Speaker 7: starting lineup now.
Speaker 11: I didn't even understand that. What did you say?
Speaker 7: Don't worry about it. It's whatever. Look, I'm picking you
Speaker 7: up tomorrow night. I guess what I'm picking you up in.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a little hint and see if
Speaker 4: you can figure it out.
Speaker 12: Okay, come on, Oh yeah.
Speaker 11: Is that a motorcycle?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Earth to Julia?
Speaker 3: Do you hear that?
Speaker 11: Oh? I mean I mean yeah, it sounds like a motorcycle.
Speaker 4: Oh and by that, I mean, oh for two.
Speaker 3: Come on here.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna put my phone up to the exhaust pipe.
Speaker 11: No you really, don't you.
Speaker 4: Off without me. It's going to take off without me.
Speaker 4: Rest in peace to ears, like all the ears everywhere.
Speaker 12: I literally don't know what vehicle you're doing, Like, why
Speaker 12: are you doing this?
Speaker 11: That's enough, Like I'm that's annoying.
Speaker 4: Did you get it though? When I said rest in
Speaker 4: peace to ears?
Speaker 7: It's like, yeah, it was okay, you didn't laugh. So,
Speaker 7: like I'm starting to wonder if we're on the same page.
Speaker 11: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 12: Actually, what you just seem different, like different than.
Speaker 11: How I thought you would be, like cooler.
Speaker 12: You mean, I just mean like like very different, Like
Speaker 12: your tone is just different.
Speaker 11: I just thought so It's like.
Speaker 7: If I'm listening correctly, it's like every time I read
Speaker 7: the engine, you're getting a little hot and.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm distracting. If anything, it's in your pants.
Speaker 11: Girl, dude, it's.
Speaker 4: Like that pedal is like a feather, you know, take
Speaker 4: off at any moment.
Speaker 13: I this is great, but I gotta I gotta go
Speaker 13: hold the phone.
Speaker 4: No, I mean like literally hold it, don't put it down.
Speaker 4: I just like want you to know when we're on
Speaker 4: our way to the movies tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, No, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Speaker 7: There's like some fred in the slow lane, you know,
Speaker 7: doing the speed limit. I'll lay this on that bad boy.
Speaker 7: We're stunting, Babo sutting you feel?
Speaker 4: Is it felt?
Speaker 11: I honestly think this is a mistake. I'm just gonna
Speaker 11: be honest with you. I don't think this is gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Girl, say nah, say it ain't so say na right now.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna say nah. Okay, I'm telling you no.
Speaker 4: Fine, if we're not going out. Then you're not in
Speaker 4: my top five any more.
Speaker 12: Great.
Speaker 4: You know who's gonna be upset is Kaylee because she's.
Speaker 7: Now well maybe she's gonna be happy she'sn't the starting five. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you know your friend Kaylee. Sorry this is my real voice,
Speaker 7: by the way, but.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Kaylee set you up for a prank phone call.
Speaker 11: Are you kidding?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not joking. Well I was joking, but now
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is actually Jose for the rare show Brook
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 7: on you.
Speaker 11: God, you guys got me going. I was spinning out
Speaker 11: for a minute.
Speaker 3: Spinning out exactly.
Speaker 7: In studio pluck of love, girl, I don't want to
Speaker 7: cost over.
Speaker 12: Oh oh, I got really worried for a minute that
Speaker 12: I was actually gonna have to go on a date
Speaker 12: with that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: No, if I picked you up for the movies, i'd
Speaker 7: probably make you drive and i'd sit in the back
Speaker 7: seat to Actually it's not probably you'd have to pay.
Speaker 7: I don't I don't make a lot of money. Actually
Speaker 7: I may need some money for this call.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I've got to give the girl on the phone for
Speaker 3: today's second date update some big props. Okay, because this
Speaker 3: has to be one of the most embarrassing misunderstandings that
Speaker 3: we've ever had happen on dates.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, even.
Speaker 3: More embarrassing than that time that guy told us that
Speaker 3: he spent the night at a girl's place and ended
Speaker 3: up spilling pancake batter all over his pants.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't remember that one.
Speaker 3: Turns out they never even made pancakes. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I mean that's healthy something.
Speaker 6: Guy.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be one for the record books. Oh
Speaker 3: wowk cringe moments ever for a second date update. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear it coming up. Second date update, ladies, what's
Speaker 3: the one quality in a guy that would make you
Speaker 3: say he's perfect?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: Gosh, just one?
Speaker 3: Is it a good sense of humor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 3: Is it his bulging cabs? Is it his bulging bank account?
Speaker 1: Hello? I thought we're somewhere else and I was going
Speaker 1: to be more excited.
Speaker 3: Could be there too. We might learn the answer here
Speaker 3: in just a second. So guys, make sure you're paying
Speaker 3: attention because one of our listeners, Amelia, says she went
Speaker 3: out with the perfect guy for her and she needs
Speaker 3: our help today. Amelia, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi guy, oh man, you're setting yourself up for a
Speaker 2: lot of pressure calling him the perfect guy for you.
Speaker 1: He's not calling you back.
Speaker 13: Well, he really is the perfect.
Speaker 11: Guy for me.
Speaker 1: You're not backing down.
Speaker 3: I'm curious. What's mister perfect's name?
Speaker 6: Rob?
Speaker 3: Rob?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Rob Rob r a.
Speaker 3: W B rob.
Speaker 1: Like he robbed her heart?
Speaker 6: Hot?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 3: So how'd you meet Rob?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 13: We match on Tinder? Actually, okay, it's pretty so. First off,
Speaker 13: he's the typical tall, dark, handsome businessman, but he has
Speaker 13: the look of a sexy firefighter.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, brains, Yeah.
Speaker 13: That's what I'm saying. He even has a tattoo of
Speaker 13: a house cat. And let me tell you, I'm the
Speaker 13: cat lady. I love cats.
Speaker 1: You're okay cats? But no? You love cat cats?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But cats of cats. I actually have that calendar. So
Speaker 3: what did you guys end up doing for a date?
Speaker 13: So he asked me if I wanted to, you know,
Speaker 13: low key go out and just get some drinks and
Speaker 13: meet each other, And I said absolutely.
Speaker 2: At this point, were you like nervous or were you
Speaker 2: thinking this guy is too good to be true and
Speaker 2: he's probably gonna be like some sort of catfish.
Speaker 13: Well, I've got nothing to lose, so I was hoping
Speaker 13: for the dead.
Speaker 3: Couldn't get any worse in my dating Ye night as well.
Speaker 4: I'm just happy to have plans made.
Speaker 3: So what what did he end up being?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Was he everything that you would hope he would be?
Speaker 13: He really was. He was really good at holding conversation.
Speaker 13: He was a good listener. He listened, He asked me
Speaker 13: questions about me, like.
Speaker 3: What, why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I'm kidding people.
Speaker 13: I know, it's a rare thing. The last guy I
Speaker 13: was on a date with, I didn't get to talk
Speaker 13: for like over a half hour. All he did was
Speaker 13: talk about himself. He wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 2: And the people who usually talk that much about themselves
Speaker 2: are actually really boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never interesting people that that much.
Speaker 13: No, you're absolutely right about that. But you know, for
Speaker 13: me having a good looking, good listener, it's hard to find. Yeah,
Speaker 13: they're just they're just not out there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And a lot of times when guys are good
Speaker 7: looking and they are rich and they do have everything,
Speaker 7: they are super into themselves and they don't care about you.
Speaker 4: They're just like, hey, by the way, I am rich.
Speaker 2: Were you getting Were you getting more and more nervous
Speaker 2: as the date went on and you're realizing this guy
Speaker 2: is like checking every single box.
Speaker 13: No, I was getting more and more excited. I was like,
Speaker 13: I felt like I was listening to the lottery numbers,
Speaker 13: and each one that came up I had.
Speaker 3: So it's great. They had such a good vibe with him,
Speaker 3: But was there anything that was awkward or weird about
Speaker 3: the date like at all?
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 13: Oh That's why I'm calling you guys, is because towards
Speaker 13: the end of the night, we decided to have one
Speaker 13: more drink, but we weren't even doing our drink and
Speaker 13: he looks at me and he says, hey, I'm sorry,
Speaker 13: I have to wrap it up here.
Speaker 11: I have another commitment.
Speaker 3: Okay, business like all right, I mean that's okay, all right,
Speaker 3: But it's like.
Speaker 2: One drink, Like you can't wait ten more minutes to
Speaker 2: just finish, Like.
Speaker 13: That's what I was thinking. It was like it seemed
Speaker 13: to be going so well, and it was like almost
Speaker 13: like I scared him. So we went to the leave
Speaker 13: our table and I assume he was can they come
Speaker 13: with me, like.
Speaker 1: Walk you to your car or something?
Speaker 15: You mean, yeah, or.
Speaker 13: Just walk away from the table with me since we.
Speaker 3: Were done eating, right, but it's over.
Speaker 13: He got up, He gave me a hug, he told
Speaker 13: me it was great to meet me, and then he
Speaker 13: sat back down at the table and pulled out his phone.
Speaker 1: Why he's waiting for somebody else?
Speaker 3: So you left and he stayed.
Speaker 13: Yeah, And like I'm wondering, like if he's some kind
Speaker 13: of player that had a bunch of dates lined up
Speaker 13: and he was just gonna take us all to the
Speaker 13: same restaurant at the same table.
Speaker 7: Well, if you like it sounds like he is, I
Speaker 7: would be easier to do just like line him up.
Speaker 2: Having to do with rich has to do with efficiency.
Speaker 2: But that makes you feel bad, right because you're thinking, wait,
Speaker 2: was he interested in me? Or is he just thinking
Speaker 2: about whoever he's going out with right off? Why would
Speaker 2: he not like fake leave right or even go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, like, oh you go out, I got.
Speaker 1: To run to the restroom.
Speaker 13: Maybe it was something that isn't sketchy, so he didn't
Speaker 13: feel the need to like act weird about it for.
Speaker 4: His mom or something.
Speaker 3: There could be a reasonable explanation. But maybe mister perfect
Speaker 3: isn't so perfect after all.
Speaker 13: Well that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 4: Okay, someone what they seem.
Speaker 3: No, let's call mister perfect and find out for ourselves.
Speaker 3: Let's play a song, we'll come back and we'll try
Speaker 3: and get your second date update right after this. All right,
Speaker 3: thank you, guys, hold on a million successful businessman, great listener. Perfect.
Speaker 3: But that's how one of our listeners described the at least,
Speaker 3: I mean that's what I heard when she was telling
Speaker 3: us about going out for drinks the other night.
Speaker 2: I assume too, he was the whole package that's gonna
Speaker 2: be she said.
Speaker 3: Hunky fireman.
Speaker 4: That does not require that.
Speaker 3: It fits the description. But basically, everything was good until
Speaker 3: the very end of the night, when he told her
Speaker 3: that he had another commitment and had to get going,
Speaker 3: hugged her goodbye, then sat back down at the table
Speaker 3: that they were at, started looking at his phone.
Speaker 4: That just feels awkward to like imagine.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 1: He as a human that couldn't sit through that awkwardness.
Speaker 3: Someone with a perfect butt can sit through any phone book.
Speaker 3: But we're trying to figure out the reason why he's
Speaker 3: not calling Amelia back? Amelia, you feel ready?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And did you text or call or how did you
Speaker 2: try to get a hold of him?
Speaker 13: He actually texted me after the date and he asked
Speaker 13: me when I'm available.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then why are you needing our help to get
Speaker 2: in touch with him?
Speaker 13: Well, because I told him that I was free on
Speaker 13: Saturday and maybe we could do dancing or a show
Speaker 13: or you know, something along those lines, and he never
Speaker 13: replied to that.
Speaker 1: Oh that weird.
Speaker 13: So he goes to me after asking me on a
Speaker 13: second date.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's really weird. Ye put the feeler out.
Speaker 3: Well, I know you were worried that he might be
Speaker 3: a player, So let's call him and see what the
Speaker 3: deal is. I'm in Dalla's number right now.
Speaker 13: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 11: I need your help.
Speaker 3: Okay, We're gonna try our best. Here here we go.
Speaker 16: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Rob?
Speaker 16: Yeah? This is Rob.
Speaker 12: Hey man.
Speaker 3: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 16: How you doing today, man, Yeah, I'm good. What is
Speaker 16: this about?
Speaker 3: Well, this is about a segment that we do on
Speaker 3: our show from time to time. We do this thing
Speaker 3: where if two people hang out and if they vibe,
Speaker 3: but afterwards their communication breaks down, we can call one
Speaker 3: of them to help figure out what's really going on.
Speaker 16: Okay, I see.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the other night you kicked it with a
Speaker 3: woman named Amelia. You remember her?
Speaker 16: I do, yes, tell her, I'm very interested.
Speaker 2: Okay, why can't you tell her that? Yeah, she said
Speaker 2: she texted you about Saturday night and you never replied
Speaker 2: to her.
Speaker 16: Oh, I'm sorry. I've been super busy with work lately.
Speaker 16: You have to understand, you know, we're we're kind of
Speaker 16: on a hiring spree right now, and it's just really
Speaker 16: hard to keep people. So I got a lot of people,
Speaker 16: you know, it's people coming in and out of my
Speaker 16: life and phone numbers and things. That's been it's been
Speaker 16: difficult to keep track.
Speaker 3: Well, I could see how how that would be confusing,
Speaker 3: But I mean, Amelia did want to see you again.
Speaker 3: She was actually expecting to hear from you, and now
Speaker 3: she's feeling like you're not interested. But that's not true.
Speaker 16: Well, yes, of course, I mean I'm interested. I mean, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 16: So I.
Speaker 2: Feel like she's getting a lot of mixed vibes from you, Rob,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if you're doing it on purpose
Speaker 2: or not. But she also told us about like her
Speaker 2: leaving the restaurant and you staying at the table after
Speaker 2: you said that you had something else.
Speaker 3: Going on, right right, Okay, that's right, that's kind of
Speaker 3: I'm having a hard time reading you. So like you
Speaker 3: you like Amelia?
Speaker 16: Then, yeah, I think she'd be fine.
Speaker 4: She'd be fine.
Speaker 16: So I'm kind of confused right now about what you're implying.
Speaker 16: I don't understand what you're asking me here.
Speaker 4: We want to know normal dating stuff. Was she pretty?
Speaker 3: Did you guys? Vibe?
Speaker 2: Was the food?
Speaker 4: Was the conversation?
Speaker 1: I just want to know why you stayed at the table?
Speaker 1: Would she left?
Speaker 6: Said? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like it is driving me nuts.
Speaker 3: It's such a weird.
Speaker 16: Wait, wait a second, this sounds confusing. So I own
Speaker 16: the restaurant that we met in. I met with Amelia
Speaker 16: to see if she wanted to work in my restaurant.
Speaker 16: That wasn't a date.
Speaker 4: What way she didn't go on to apply?
Speaker 3: But no, she's she said that you guys met on Tinder.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yes, I mean I have
Speaker 16: on my Tinder bio that I'm looking that I owned
Speaker 16: restaurants and I'm looking to hire weight staff.
Speaker 4: Okay, first off, creative. Second, nobody reads anyone's cinder bio. Bro,
Speaker 4: just within a second, you thought.
Speaker 1: You were interviewing Amelia for a restaurant job.
Speaker 16: Absolutely sold her. Come on in and we'll talk.
Speaker 3: It makes so much sense, Okay, that he was such
Speaker 3: a good listener. He was asking me all these introspective
Speaker 3: questions they never ask you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Rob, she is going to be so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I mean, she thought the world of you. She was like,
Speaker 1: this guy is such a unicorn. He's so amazing, he's listening.
Speaker 16: I'm very flattered. But here's the thing. It's very difficult
Speaker 16: to find good restaurant workers these days, and I'm specifically targeting.
Speaker 16: I want good looking, gregarious people, you know, people who
Speaker 16: can just be open and fun and like really grab
Speaker 16: customers and just really that's.
Speaker 1: Great, Rob, But are you single, Like, is there even
Speaker 1: a chance?
Speaker 16: Well, I mean I am single, but I'm currently seeing
Speaker 16: a couple of people, a couple.
Speaker 4: For the decision.
Speaker 16: But I did not bring Amelia into my restaurant for
Speaker 16: a dating situation.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, who's going to be really disappointed to
Speaker 3: hear that, Rob?
Speaker 1: Her face?
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't see her face but I am
Speaker 3: assuming that it is that color, because I need to
Speaker 3: tell you. She's actually on the other line listening. She
Speaker 3: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13: What she did, Amelia, I'm so embarrassed right now.
Speaker 16: It's okay, I can understand the confusion. I get it,
Speaker 16: you know, but it says right there on my profile
Speaker 16: why I'm on tender. You know, it's another way to
Speaker 16: try to meet people who might be interested in working
Speaker 16: at the restaurants.
Speaker 3: I mean, Amelia, did you look at the profile? Did
Speaker 3: you see that sentence?
Speaker 13: If I'm being honest, I was pretty focused on that
Speaker 13: house cat tattoo.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, either that or his perfect behind. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: much good stuff to look at.
Speaker 2: Its, Amelia, Like who's having drinks with potential employees owner?
Speaker 13: Yeah, that you meet on Tinder? Like Tinder is a
Speaker 13: hookup site.
Speaker 16: Come on, yeah, it can be a hookup site. It
Speaker 16: can also be used for businesses, and they have a
Speaker 16: whole business side of the app. He's right, Seriously, eighty
Speaker 16: percent of my workers come from Tinder right now. It's
Speaker 16: actually been a really good resource. I have my manager
Speaker 16: on it. I'm on it.
Speaker 4: The thing is too on tender, you can say the
Speaker 4: age range you want male like you.
Speaker 1: It's really cool.
Speaker 2: Anyone else worried about employment law over here?
Speaker 3: Or is it just yeah, you want to talk about
Speaker 3: legalities here? I want to get back into the date.
Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't a date, you mean the job interview.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Things happened for a reason, like
Speaker 3: this meeting happened Amelia called us. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 3: there's a chance, Rob, we want to send you and
Speaker 3: Amelia out on another date. Sorry, on a first date.
Speaker 16: I guess I listen, but.
Speaker 3: But maybe I should ask Amelia first. I mean, Amelia,
Speaker 3: now that you know everything, are you interested still in Rob?
Speaker 13: I mean yeah?
Speaker 1: Now are you interested in dating or the job or both?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: I don't need a job. I have a job, I
Speaker 13: mean a man.
Speaker 16: Are you sure, Amelia? Because you have a great personality.
Speaker 16: I just watched a host that you would the amazing
Speaker 16: to put you in the front of the restaurant.
Speaker 3: That's some high praise, Amelia.
Speaker 6: Maybe if we.
Speaker 13: Explore the dating side of things.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're really a.
Speaker 4: Pick up a second job.
Speaker 1: But that's not too bad. You get paid though.
Speaker 3: If you just make out, that just shows what a
Speaker 3: go get her she is. You got to give her
Speaker 3: a chance.
Speaker 16: Sorry, but I do have a policy. I don't date
Speaker 16: any of my employees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the boss that's on Tinder.
Speaker 3: Suddenly Amilia is not interested in the job anymore. Now
Speaker 3: she just wants to go out with you. Yeah, when
Speaker 3: we'll pay for it if you agree to go out
Speaker 3: on a date, Rob, what do you say?
Speaker 16: As long as she understands I'm not really looking for
Speaker 16: a relationship.
Speaker 4: I was but a second interview.
Speaker 1: Hey, you're hot. She knows what she's getting with a
Speaker 1: bar owner. Okay, yeah, a lot of free drinks.
Speaker 3: So Rob, like, we want a definite avevancer here. What
Speaker 3: do you say, yes or no?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 16: Sure, I'd be open to that, but you know, can
Speaker 16: I pick the restaurant?
Speaker 4: Yes, that is one of yours?
Speaker 1: If you.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know, it does feel good when people actually agree
Speaker 3: to meet up again on one of these calls.
Speaker 1: That's the whole point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't feel quite as good when they tell
Speaker 3: us up front, like, oh, yeah, I'm not interested in
Speaker 3: anything serious at all.
Speaker 2: Just probably is gonna be one my fake This is
Speaker 2: a really good lesson for everyone to read.
Speaker 1: Bios Y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, unless you are only looking for like
Speaker 3: a short term, one night stand thing, then who cares?
Speaker 3: But if you want the real deal and yeah, read
Speaker 3: that by.
Speaker 1: It she ended up a job interview.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't know you could end up at a
Speaker 3: job interview for like to be a CEO of like
Speaker 3: a mega conglomerate company.
Speaker 4: You go, you could end up anywhere and this thing
Speaker 4: you know, you're on an amusement.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that that's how they're hiring over it, like Microsoft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, I remember, if you ever want to
Speaker 3: get a second date update, you can always email the show.
Speaker 3: We'll call the person who isn't calling you.
Speaker 6: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: They always seem to say the greatest artists in history
Speaker 3: were underappreciated in their time, Like Picasso wasn't really popular
Speaker 3: until after he died. Mozart struggled his entire life and
Speaker 3: died penniless.
Speaker 1: Actually think public. Picasso really hung out with a lot
Speaker 1: of celebrities and stuff.
Speaker 2: But whatever I think you're thinking of.
Speaker 3: Of course, I was gonna bring up tea pain undervalued
Speaker 3: legend of music.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, his new cover album is so good.
Speaker 3: Says the one fan. I'm just hoping that my enormous
Speaker 3: lack of success means that I'm one of those geniuses
Speaker 3: whose work won't be recognized and appreciated till much later
Speaker 3: in life or even when I'm dead. That's why this
Speaker 3: next one goes out to all my real fans in
Speaker 3: the year twenty two eighty seven, this song of the
Speaker 3: Week is for you. Biden is back, He's still around.
Speaker 3: It's coming up doing it at It's time for my
Speaker 3: song of the week. And over the years, I've made
Speaker 3: it my mission to highlight some of the more underappreciated
Speaker 3: and not to mention underpaid jobs in our society. You're
Speaker 3: doing the work, Jeff, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I'm saying about mailmen, teachers, garbage collectors. I even say
Speaker 3: about the Yams.
Speaker 1: I'm a little questionable, but.
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Young athletic males. Nobody gave them the time of day
Speaker 3: till I did something about it, and then what happened
Speaker 3: nil deals. Now they're all millionaires by age nineteen. You
Speaker 3: are welcome, ms Yam. But after over a decade of songwriting,
Speaker 3: I am ashamed. Dare I say embarrassed to admit that
Speaker 3: I may have missed one extremely important group.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they texted it about it if you missed them,
Speaker 2: because they let you know.
Speaker 3: They are a faction of brave men and women who
Speaker 3: are so key to the safety and well being of
Speaker 3: our communities that I deserve to be punished for not
Speaker 3: praising them sooner. Yeah, you do text into seven eighty
Speaker 3: five nine two first ten people get to spank me
Speaker 3: for free, to teach me a lesson.
Speaker 1: You're asking for it.
Speaker 3: I deserve that, Okay, Because today I want to finally
Speaker 3: shout out all of the incredible firefighters of North America, one.
Speaker 1: Of the sexiest professions.
Speaker 3: How much they sacrifice day in and day out to
Speaker 3: protect us and just keep this community running. I mean,
Speaker 3: look at the situation in Hawaii right now. The fire
Speaker 3: crews are working around the clock twenty four to seven
Speaker 3: because that's their job and they are proud to do it.
Speaker 3: So we got to step up and support them in
Speaker 3: any way that we can. Yeah, I'm going to try
Speaker 3: and do that with a song. And that's why instead
Speaker 3: of doing the hit nineties ballad by Seal Kiss from
Speaker 3: a Rose, It's Young Jeffreys missed from a Hose.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel this may be inappropriate. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's praising the firefighters.
Speaker 1: Okay, trust that's not.
Speaker 3: The energy I need going into the song.
Speaker 1: And it's just we're coming off a yam conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah go, I'm al to the yams next seas the
Speaker 3: firefighters at the spotlight today from the point when I'm ready,
Speaker 3: point by by by.
Speaker 11: By, bye y.
Speaker 15: Bye y.
Speaker 14: There is a little fire station two blocks down the street.
Speaker 3: Who can save your cat that got stuck up a tree?
Speaker 1: Highly trained?
Speaker 10: If dad lost control.
Speaker 14: Of the grille, then fire pros in heavy clothes will
Speaker 14: run out and slide down that pole like a magic
Speaker 14: mic scene.
Speaker 10: Baby, watch them spray.
Speaker 4: Ain't out the.
Speaker 3: Mist from the homes of the flame. Ooo.
Speaker 10: Doubts it like a down my breakups? Besy YEA streams
Speaker 10: of salvation lead loose like a pulllic restrooms, you're old cave.
Speaker 3: Maybe if I pull the fire alarm, a hot fireman
Speaker 3: will cut No, do not pull the fire alarm. No,
Speaker 3: but just maybe resist the arch. If they're cute, please
Speaker 3: don't pull the freaking fire alarm.
Speaker 1: Fair.
Speaker 10: Out of all the first responders, firemen are most face
Speaker 10: the cane on career day. They're all the kid's face.
Speaker 10: Oh gray, of course they got a pet Dalmatian riding
Speaker 10: by the side, lift his leg and putting out the place.
Speaker 14: Their sirens blow, so you know to merge your car right,
Speaker 14: But some moreron is blocking the streets.
Speaker 10: Bird drain, how about you take a freaking hand move
Speaker 10: your car out the way. Ooh, my plot is pounding
Speaker 10: at the fire trust well, the blow through a Redlieder two.
Speaker 10: Because heroes gotta rules, they must break.
Speaker 15: They save dim wits who smoke near propane. They save
Speaker 15: children who fell down the drain.
Speaker 10: They keep fire engines neatly maintained.
Speaker 3: Truck's been more on of.
Speaker 14: Tunes than se fain is a calendar with shirtless fireman
Speaker 14: on display.
Speaker 10: Hi love Augustus sambern yay.
Speaker 3: When it comes to cp A, you know they do
Speaker 3: it right, begging on to help you, demonstrain and duty calls.
Speaker 3: They risk it all, they'll fight any Amber got hum.
Speaker 15: And torchwating his geese, fireman burning building, tad and place.
Speaker 3: As he ran through the flames.
Speaker 10: Ooh, got the Muska's like a hot time to fill. Yeah,
Speaker 10: extinguish that toaster you use host down carbeques on highways?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see you through the mist from your
Speaker 3: hose that she sprays.
Speaker 10: Ooh, the fire knows the real salt.
Speaker 4: Show is you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Smoky, the Bernis the crew. Oh when a gender
Speaker 10: review goes.
Speaker 3: A strange thank you firefighters, Yes, of women everywhere.
Speaker 1: I know we have a lot that listened to our show.
Speaker 1: I do, and we appreciate you.
Speaker 10: Especially.
Speaker 2: They always honk the horn when they drive by, and
Speaker 2: my kids get excited.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're the coolest ever. They are, And I really
Speaker 3: really hope people don't take firefighters for granted like they
Speaker 3: did with the Yams. But we're working, okay, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: best thing seventy five nine two. Tell us what you
Speaker 3: thought about the song of the week and shout out
Speaker 3: your favorite firefighter. We're gonna post a video up with
Speaker 3: all the lyrics there on our socials, on TikTok, on YouTube,
Speaker 3: on instagent, everywhere.
Speaker 1: Latter thirty six, whatever number you are, that's your song
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 6: Week, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy five nine two that says,
Speaker 3: my uncle's been a volunteer firefighter for twenty years. He's
Speaker 3: the coolest guy ever and extremely underappreciated. I'm sending this
Speaker 3: song to him. Thank you for the recognition. Also, please
Speaker 3: donate to my GoFundMe for my upcoming elective surgery. I'd
Speaker 3: like to get a thicker neck.
Speaker 1: Wait, you can do that.
Speaker 3: At the beginning of that text, I totally get was
Speaker 3: very sweet. I'm not sure how the elective surgery relates
Speaker 3: to your hero firefighter uncle, though, maybe.
Speaker 1: Go stand out in the corner with the boot see
Speaker 1: if somebody will fill it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, if you missed it. Instead of singing
Speaker 3: the nineteen nineties popular ballad by Seal Kiss from a Rose,
Speaker 3: I sang my own version called missed from a Hose
Speaker 3: for all the underappreciated men and women out there who
Speaker 3: work as firefighters. I'd never sung about them before, and
Speaker 3: I am glad that was able to do it today.
Speaker 4: Yeah is great.
Speaker 3: I do see. We're getting more feedback on the textboard. Brook.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, here's what it says.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not sure if you got my earlier text
Speaker 2: about my GoFundMe.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I said it was elective, but I did find a
Speaker 2: doctor in Mexico who said it would protect me from
Speaker 2: a bad sunburn. Although I don't really see how Maybe.
Speaker 3: Is it like an extra flap of skin that you
Speaker 3: like fold over your you like wear it like a
Speaker 3: hoodie hats.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: Google how to get a thicker neck, maybe even donut
Speaker 3: to that go fund me while you go. Listen to
Speaker 3: the song on Brook and Jeffrey's TikTok Facebook instaff or
Speaker 3: you subscribe to our YouTube page. All of It's at
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful day on the phone lines when Natasha
Speaker 3: from Bremerton calls in to play wind Brooks Bucks.
Speaker 13: What an intro because I love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying it's beautiful because she is our resident male carrier.
Speaker 2: Oh, we love Natasha.
Speaker 3: She has been on to play six times. Is oh
Speaker 3: and six over? Okay, we love you, Nash.
Speaker 11: I'm good. How are you guys doing.
Speaker 1: Any big obstacles on your route lately?
Speaker 9: Actually, today's my first day back in like five days.
Speaker 1: No, No, what'd you do for vacation?
Speaker 13: It wasn't really a vacation.
Speaker 9: I just bought a house so I like moved all in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2: I bet Now you're just calling into with the money
Speaker 2: you used to want to play the game, but exactly
Speaker 2: actually got a mortgage.
Speaker 3: All right, using abuse all you want, Natasha, We're setting
Speaker 3: Broke down to the studio. While that happens, you know
Speaker 3: the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 3: could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 3: to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Hulk Hogan celebrates a
Speaker 3: birthday today. Is his real first name Terry Barry or
Speaker 3: Jerry Jerry? A football field is three hundred feet long?
Speaker 3: How many hundreds of feet long? Is an official hockey
Speaker 3: rink path? What planet destroying device did the Empire have
Speaker 3: in the original movie Star Wars?
Speaker 7: Path?
Speaker 3: In music, what's the term used when someone is signing
Speaker 3: with no effects? Or sorry? Is singing with no effects?
Speaker 3: Or music accompaniment?
Speaker 9: Acapella?
Speaker 3: I'll give you one more? What airline uses the slogan
Speaker 3: keep climbing delta ata? Okay, we got that in Brooke
Speaker 3: is going to come back in the studio And my
Speaker 3: producer said that you had something to say, like a
Speaker 3: PSA for male thieves or porch pirates.
Speaker 13: Oh yes, it really.
Speaker 9: I mean I would just say check your mail regularly.
Speaker 9: A lot of people are on vacation for the summertime,
Speaker 9: so you know, they're kind of space putting their mail
Speaker 9: on hold, and the theme trant.
Speaker 2: They know it.
Speaker 9: So they're just popping mailboxes, taking packages too.
Speaker 7: They just like test it out, open up a mailbox
Speaker 7: and see if something's in there.
Speaker 2: Well, you can tell if it's all we put our
Speaker 2: mail on hold. It's so easy to put your mail
Speaker 2: on hold.
Speaker 4: How do you tell brook if a.
Speaker 1: Well, when I go up to the porch quickly, how
Speaker 1: do you think I get my exercise every day?
Speaker 4: And that's also why you put yours on hold.
Speaker 3: That's also that's good advice for the residents. Do you
Speaker 3: have any advice for the porch pirates?
Speaker 9: Uh, it's not worth it, so.
Speaker 11: You don't even know what you're getting.
Speaker 2: I feel like porch pirates are just those kids that
Speaker 2: can't stand to have a package that's not opened.
Speaker 12: Do you know me?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not. Maybe they're just so curious they need
Speaker 1: to do an unboxing video. Yeah there you go, ready,
Speaker 1: Yeah you ready?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Hule Cogan celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: Is his real first name Terry, Barry or Jerry.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Jerry.
Speaker 3: A football field is three hundred feet long? How many
Speaker 3: hundreds of feet long? Is an official hockey rink?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 1: Same?
Speaker 3: What planet destroying device did the Empire have in the
Speaker 3: original movie Star Wars?
Speaker 1: Watch this? They have the death star?
Speaker 3: In music? What's the term used when someone is singing
Speaker 3: with no effects or music accompany?
Speaker 12: Tella?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna go to the scoreboard right now. Check
Speaker 3: out you both did with Jose. Let's get some hookers
Speaker 3: and some coke and go crazy, all right, doctor Frail?
Speaker 4: Natasha, you got to correct today?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 4: Started is strong and brook Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, I was almost rooting for you.
Speaker 3: Serious bunch of ties happening lately for some reason. But
Speaker 3: those do go to the house, Natasha, no victory. Let's
Speaker 3: get these answers. In Hulk, Hogan celebrates a birthday. His
Speaker 3: real first name is Terry. Terry Hogan turned seventy years old.
Speaker 3: Football field is three hundred feet long an official hockey rink.
Speaker 3: It's not the same as a football field, it's two
Speaker 3: hundred feet Yes? What planet device does the Empire have
Speaker 3: in Star Wars that is the death.
Speaker 1: Star got it.
Speaker 4: Good job.
Speaker 3: In music. If someone's singing with no effects or music accompaniment,
Speaker 3: they're singing a cappella and the airline with the slogan
Speaker 3: keep Climbing is Delta.
Speaker 6: Yay.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I like to travel yea.
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Speaker 9: Nice. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah you good luck with the new house. Natasha and
Speaker 1: the neighbors. Have they met you yet?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, yes he might listen.
Speaker 3: But thanks for playing. We're going to be back to
Speaker 3: do Windbrooks Blocks same time on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.