Speaker 1: Ring, ring, ring ring. May I please speak with Zoe.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, Lamurn, Let's patch in.
Speaker 3: Hannah.
Speaker 2: God, I forgot what it was like working.
Speaker 1: With you guys. Hannah Hannah, Hannah.
Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to our show.
Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, Welcome to our show.
Speaker 2: To our show.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, Hannah is call Hannah is
Speaker 1: calling in from some sort of exquisite location.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boom, I'm in Greece. What But you know what's
Speaker 2: more exciting than me being increasing? Me being in Greece
Speaker 2: is really exciting, let me tell you, and wonderful and
Speaker 2: crazy and fun. I did also something wonderful, crazy and
Speaker 2: fun today. I cut my own banks.
Speaker 1: You cut your own banks?
Speaker 2: Yes, I use scissors. You know our friend Nikki who
Speaker 2: was part of the hair department for a New Girl
Speaker 2: for many, many, many, many, many many years and cut
Speaker 2: my bangs all the time. She gave me real, like
Speaker 2: professional bang scissors, and I just went for it. I
Speaker 2: went for it today. But what do you think you
Speaker 2: can see?
Speaker 1: Hannah, Hannah, this is my face, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Do you understand? So you're going cross eye and it's
Speaker 2: like backwards and you're in the mirror and you're like cutting.
Speaker 2: It's it's the craziest thing that I don't look insane.
Speaker 2: I'm impressing myself for cutting my own banks and for
Speaker 2: being in grace.
Speaker 1: I cut my mustache. I had that thick mustache. I
Speaker 1: cut that off and grew in my beard. That's about it.
Speaker 1: And I had somebody else do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you did this.
Speaker 2: Yourself, because I've only ever really had Nikki do it,
Speaker 2: and I once let someone else do it. It did
Speaker 2: not go great, and so I was like, man, if
Speaker 2: I'm going to be mad at somebody, it might as
Speaker 2: well be me. So let's go.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. All right, So anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, Today we're going to talk about an episode
Speaker 2: which I will fully admit when I rewatched it completely
Speaker 2: forgot about its existence.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. I had to say. I had
Speaker 1: a similar thought up until a point. I remember certain moments.
Speaker 1: I remember the cranberry fight in the beginning. I remember
Speaker 1: having to talk loud because I thought a cranberry was
Speaker 1: stuck in my ear.
Speaker 2: Because that storyline I did well.
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting. I just thought I get
Speaker 1: to talk loud, I.
Speaker 2: Get paid to shout at people. That's a dream.
Speaker 1: And when we were I was testing out actually seeing
Speaker 1: if a cranberry would get stuck in my ears. I
Speaker 1: thought that was a ridiculous premise. I said, there's no
Speaker 1: way cranber's gonna get stuck in my in my ear.
Speaker 1: You talked to certain doctors. They've pulled cranberries out of
Speaker 1: certain parts of people's bodies, but ears had never been
Speaker 1: one of those parts.
Speaker 2: You pulled all the doctors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I pulled all of them, and I and I
Speaker 1: and I And during that episode, I was trying to
Speaker 1: see if I could get one stuck in and fun.
Speaker 2: Facts in real life.
Speaker 1: In real life, I was like not trying to see
Speaker 1: if it get stuck, but seeing if it would.
Speaker 2: Okay, Daniel day Lewis, get some get some method acting going.
Speaker 1: If y'all don't know me, that's one thing about me
Speaker 1: is on very method too.
Speaker 2: Well that's you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I couldn't And I low key got one
Speaker 1: a little bit stuck in there, and and so it
Speaker 1: is doable if you get one of those runt those
Speaker 1: are the runt of the cranberry. Litter man.
Speaker 2: Safety never takes a day off. Kids, seal up your
Speaker 2: ears around the cranberries.
Speaker 1: But then as the episode went on, as I was
Speaker 1: watching it, uh huh, I remember feelings of certain things.
Speaker 1: I remember working working a lot with like well, being
Speaker 1: around Olivia Munn for the first time, because I don't
Speaker 1: think I spent much time with her on the previous episode.
Speaker 1: I'm not too sure, but I think I remember being
Speaker 1: there and being at the house that cool, whatever the
Speaker 1: hell that house was, and I kept going, you know,
Speaker 1: I do remember this episode kind of vividly now, but
Speaker 1: there's these little lulls in that first Christmas party where
Speaker 1: I did not remember any of it.
Speaker 2: Any of it. Okay, So we are discussing, we're just
Speaker 2: so excited to talk about it that we're just diving
Speaker 2: right in Season two, episode eleven, Santa written by Love Rock,
Speaker 2: directed by Craig Zisk. You want to deep dive and
Speaker 2: give us the full recap.
Speaker 1: So it's a few days before Christmas and Winston really
Speaker 1: wants to believe Santa Claus is real, which you know,
Speaker 1: that's still up for debate. Now everyone is headed back
Speaker 1: home for the holidays. Yes, she's not content to let
Speaker 1: the season go by without having one more loving group. Hay, Now,
Speaker 1: Jess offers to be the designated driver, so everyone threw
Speaker 1: down their invitations and they decided to go party hopping. Yes,
Speaker 1: love a good party hopp on Christmas. Now they go
Speaker 1: to Sadies right, they go to Sadian Melissa's what we
Speaker 1: call in the episode is the Lesbian cookie Party, and
Speaker 1: they run into Sam oh yes, doctor Sam, who seems
Speaker 1: to be very intent on speaking to Jess. Now, Jess,
Speaker 1: she panics, right, and her response is to scream irish
Speaker 1: goodbye and then try to leave. Well, he clearly sees
Speaker 1: her right now. Nick wants to be as adventurous and
Speaker 1: as care free as Angie, but he's having a difficult
Speaker 1: time measuring up, you know what I'm saying. Now, Sam
Speaker 1: shockingly is also at the next party, which is which
Speaker 1: is very weird. How to Ellie get there? It turns
Speaker 1: out he has been looking for Jess and he wants
Speaker 1: her back in his life. But Jess remembers the pain
Speaker 1: of the breakup and has a difficult time trusting Sam,
Speaker 1: so she lies and tells him and she's dating Winston, which, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I'm the go to Winston's to go
Speaker 1: to He's the man from top to bottom, handsome, chisel,
Speaker 1: he measures up. Now this lie quickly falls apart. When
Speaker 1: Winston regains the ability to hear, he dramatically dumps Jesse,
Speaker 1: throws a drinker, and he sys to be gone, you know,
Speaker 1: now going on outside? Meanwhile, Nick is joining Angie and
Speaker 1: Santa Sleigh for a little bit of sexy, sexy good times,
Speaker 1: which y'all don't know what that means, that it's sex
Speaker 1: that hasn't sex South public in Santa Sleigh. But they
Speaker 1: end up breaking the sleigh and they wind up tumbling
Speaker 1: down the lawn half dressed. And do we or do
Speaker 1: we not see Jake Johnson's button? We see Jake Johnson's
Speaker 1: butt maybe his john man. We flash a glimpse of
Speaker 1: his Johnson don't know, slow it down. You do see
Speaker 1: butt crack for sure. Now, Angie, she takes a bow
Speaker 1: for the gauwking audience. Like what she just bows? She's
Speaker 1: got no shame in that. But Nick, Nick is living
Speaker 1: his worst nightmare and he wants to hide.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Nick reveals what's going on right, He's feeling a bit insecure,
Speaker 1: and Angie questions whether or not Nick can handle her
Speaker 1: being a sex worker. He says he can, he can
Speaker 1: do it because he knows it's only temporary. Angie never
Speaker 1: gave a time limit on her career, and she is
Speaker 1: very much so insulted that Nick would leap to such conclusions.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, CC wants to give Schmidt a gift as a friend,
Speaker 1: but the fresh hurt turned Schmidt into a real asshole
Speaker 1: piece of piss a d You know you're a real
Speaker 1: piece of d this dude. So he gives away the
Speaker 1: gift to the first blonde who walks by him, and
Speaker 1: then ask her out right in front of CECC says peace.
Speaker 1: We'll see the back of her head as she says peace.
Speaker 1: And Jess is trying to understand why Sam came back
Speaker 1: in the first place, but Sam interrupts that. He interrupts
Speaker 1: them talking it out Bart and it just throws a
Speaker 1: kiss on her mouth with his mouth as if to
Speaker 1: make hurt be quiet. Now, he hopes he's perceived as
Speaker 1: a romantic gesture. But just tell Sam she won't be
Speaker 1: falling for his kiss again anytime soon, you know. She
Speaker 1: walks out of him, she says peace. The camera turns
Speaker 1: around and she says peace and listen. The final party
Speaker 1: that the audience sees is at Winston's job. Jess and
Speaker 1: Nick are both feeling bad about their roles and their
Speaker 1: potential breakdown, so that they turned to one another for support.
Speaker 1: That's what they do as friends. Nick tells Jess she's
Speaker 1: the kind of girl a guy will come back for me,
Speaker 1: and that she should give it another tribe or what
Speaker 1: he said. Just tells Nick that fearless Angie might be
Speaker 1: the cure for his cowardice. He lets her up.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Nick apologizes to Angie and gives her an advanced day
Speaker 1: of lap dance of her life. It was a terrible
Speaker 1: lap dance, to be sure. Change takes the bee shame.
Speaker 1: Angie tries to return the favorite, but Schmidt he has
Speaker 1: some notes and he will not be out there now.
Speaker 1: On the way to the next party, Jes begins to
Speaker 1: rethink her decision to cut the same out of her life.
Speaker 1: She swerves to going to the hospital and sheet pulled
Speaker 1: over by a cop. Yes, if you do dumb shit
Speaker 1: like swerve on the flood, Yeah, the CoP's gonna pull
Speaker 1: you over. You don't do dumb shit. So she smells
Speaker 1: like the liquor that wins them through her. She's swerving
Speaker 1: and doing dumb shit she's tired, it's late, and she
Speaker 1: begins to explain the difficulty of her name. She starts crying.
Speaker 1: Of course she does Christmas miracle. The officer who looks
Speaker 1: like Black santin. He believes it. He lets her off
Speaker 1: of the morning. Oh my god, she just CROs and me.
Speaker 1: She just cries. Black said a cause believes her. It
Speaker 1: lets her off with the warning. That's what happens. The
Speaker 1: spirits are restored. They race to the hospital. It's after
Speaker 1: visiting hours, so Angie flashes her boobs so they can
Speaker 1: go and find doctor Sam, as one would do in
Speaker 1: a desperate situation. You've just done it millions of times.
Speaker 1: So many people have seen my area as now when
Speaker 1: a security guard cracks them down, they try to they
Speaker 1: try to sing Deck the Halls, but no one knows
Speaker 1: the actual words because it's been a while. But they've
Speaker 1: got that Christmas spirit and Zoey Dashaw's lovely, beautiful voice,
Speaker 1: so everyone comes out of their rooms to applaud the performance.
Speaker 1: Just tell Sam she believes that he wants and they
Speaker 1: kiss concept to each other, just kiss right there in
Speaker 1: the middle of the hospital. Schmidt reveals he didn't give
Speaker 1: away since his brace the ugly brace Rebot and then
Speaker 1: Nick is somewhere with Angie Quicken up in the hospital,
Speaker 1: probably in ICU somewhere, just slapping parts. And you know
Speaker 1: that's the that's the story, and I'm sticking.
Speaker 2: To it, Okay, beginning of this episode, That's right. They
Speaker 2: really are basically bringing up this idea of Santa Real,
Speaker 2: which made me think of, like, who ruins Sama have
Speaker 2: for you? Who did you ever believe in Santa That?
Speaker 2: Did someone school?
Speaker 1: You know, I got it growing up, we never really
Speaker 1: sell I don't know if that was a thing amongst
Speaker 1: like black folks on the South Side of Chicago. I
Speaker 1: don't remember ever anyone talking about Santa Claus. I don't
Speaker 1: ever remember it being a thing. My mom never had
Speaker 1: to have the talk. We I just like, especially because
Speaker 1: we grew up in the church, which where it was
Speaker 1: like it was Jesus, you know, Jesus. You know, my
Speaker 1: mama and Santa Claus. Everybody else is Santa Clause. But
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Ain't no man creeping in our house because
Speaker 1: because if he was, there'd be a problem, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So I never had that thought. I
Speaker 1: never had that idea of old Saint Nick, you know,
Speaker 1: sliding down eating all your cookies, because we weren't leaving
Speaker 1: cookies out for people either, because then that's how you
Speaker 1: attract roaches, so you leave to get spoiled milk and
Speaker 1: roaches all in your house. So we never did that.
Speaker 2: First of all, I would just like to say the
Speaker 2: fact that you say my mom never had to sit
Speaker 2: me down and have the talk and it was about Santa,
Speaker 2: not sex, is one of the funniest things.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 2: It's a weird thing. I don't I definitely was. I
Speaker 2: remember presents at Christmas and it would say from Mom,
Speaker 2: from dead, and from Santa. So I definitely remember. And
Speaker 2: this is the weird reason why I remember is because
Speaker 2: my dad has beautiful handwriting, and I just remember how
Speaker 2: we were just like we're Santas. It was very beautiful
Speaker 2: and so and still to this day at Christmas, my
Speaker 2: dad will give me a present from Santa, so he's
Speaker 2: tried to keep that alive, I guess, but I don't remember,
Speaker 2: so I guess it wasn't that traumatic. I get somebody
Speaker 2: at some point was just like that's still from ya,
Speaker 2: Daddy and your mommy, But I don't remember it being
Speaker 2: some big trauma thing. But I do remember some kids
Speaker 2: to school like having the whole world show. But as
Speaker 2: you get older and you're around kids like little kids
Speaker 2: and Christmases start it it's a weird thing to explain
Speaker 2: as a positive that while you're sleeping, if you've been a.
Speaker 5: Good little boy and a good little girl, a man
Speaker 5: going to creep into your house who's been watching you
Speaker 5: all the time, all the time and will give you
Speaker 5: presents if you were a good little girl, and you
Speaker 5: better give him a cookie.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I'm not giving Santa my cookie. Santa, that's
Speaker 1: my cookie. That's my no, no, Santa, what the hell.
Speaker 4: It's a weird thing and to be like and it's great,
Speaker 4: and it takes a lot of questions for a child's mind,
Speaker 4: like how they get around in the world, and how
Speaker 4: do they get.
Speaker 2: Every single person's house? And do some people not get
Speaker 2: them because they they didn't say thank you when they
Speaker 2: left the restaurant the other day? Like what's the what's good?
Speaker 2: What's bad? And so I feel like there is this
Speaker 2: new wave of parenting where people are just sort of
Speaker 2: like it's a story, it's a fable, and it's wonderful
Speaker 2: that it's part of like the Christmas cheer, but nobody's
Speaker 2: creeping to your house baby when you sleep.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's fine. We have a DT security security system
Speaker 1: with alerts also in the chimney. I almost screwed up
Speaker 1: someone's life recently. I was at a friend's house and
Speaker 1: they have two little kids, and I hadn't seen them
Speaker 1: in a while, and we were just kind of catching up.
Speaker 1: Me and my buddy were like literally like sipping on
Speaker 1: whiskey and they were eating pizza, and the mom was
Speaker 1: there and everyone. It was like right before their bedtime,
Speaker 1: and I made I made some sort of weird joke
Speaker 1: because there are toys all over the place. I forget
Speaker 1: what the joke was, but it was something in regard.
Speaker 1: It was something on the lines of like Santa Claus
Speaker 1: not being real. It was in that vein, and my
Speaker 1: buddy and my buddy and his wife looked at me
Speaker 1: with the most like fear in their eyes, like what
Speaker 1: did you do? And then the daughter girls what And
Speaker 1: I was I was just about to go, you don't
Speaker 1: believe in Santa Claus. I was, I was this close
Speaker 1: to dropping the bomb for her. And then I looked
Speaker 1: at my friends and they were like the look on
Speaker 1: her face was pure panic, and I was joking, and
Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm just I'm just joking, you know.
Speaker 1: I love Santa Claus like he's I met him before,
Speaker 1: and they're like what, And then I had to like slow, Then.
Speaker 2: You went too far. This is the new word. This
Speaker 2: is where elements of our characters sometimes are embedded. It's
Speaker 2: like you went you went too big, way too big, way,
Speaker 2: way too big for that Santa and.
Speaker 1: For you love Santa Claus. He's my good buddy, and
Speaker 1: it's oh my god, at my house right now.
Speaker 2: Actually they're like we're going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so in which I found it'd be very interesting
Speaker 1: that Winston is like whether or not Center is real?
Speaker 1: Even I think when I read that in the script originally,
Speaker 1: I immediately tacked it on to all the weird things
Speaker 1: about Winston and I just died laughing at the table
Speaker 1: read what.
Speaker 2: I do love that about our show so much though,
Speaker 2: because we did a lot of holiday episodes, and I
Speaker 2: feel like that there was always that, you know, the
Speaker 2: little leap into like the Christmas Magic, where you had
Speaker 2: to do something goofy, like have a character still kind
Speaker 2: of maybe believe in Santa and then do that moment
Speaker 2: at the end where it takes scen Yeah, black Sanna,
Speaker 2: Black Santa. I thought it was just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was really like lovely and the
Speaker 2: fact that it was so silly and starts with like
Speaker 2: a you know, a cranberry in the ear. It sometimes
Speaker 2: when we got super goofy. But like I said, I
Speaker 2: had zero recollection of this episode and I watched it,
Speaker 2: I was like what. And then when they like leap
Speaker 2: into the party hopping. I remember that when I moved
Speaker 2: to LA and everybody would throw these Christmas parties because
Speaker 2: nobody was with their family. But they're all, we're going
Speaker 2: to be with their family in a week, so they
Speaker 2: wanted like a big send off with their friends. But
Speaker 2: there was a million Christmas parties. But it's LA, so
Speaker 2: they're all like forty five minutes away from each other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you need a designated driver. So the fact that
Speaker 2: they were that was such like an LA like response.
Speaker 2: I felt like when they're all like, no, we're not
Speaker 2: doing this, and then she's like, well, I'll be the
Speaker 2: designated driver, and everyone's like oh right, okay, cool, let's go.
Speaker 1: To the party. Because here's the thing you want to
Speaker 1: be festive, you know what I mean. As a kid,
Speaker 1: you you had your limitations, you know of how festive
Speaker 1: you could be. And as a grown up, Christmas really
Speaker 1: is about going to these parties and drinking and separating
Speaker 1: and you know, kicking it. And so if somebody else
Speaker 1: is driving, then great, especially back then, because you know,
Speaker 1: Uber wasn't around back then.
Speaker 2: That's right, It's true, you needed someone to kind of
Speaker 2: be like, all right, I got it. And then the
Speaker 2: other part of this episode that I thought was really
Speaker 2: great and I could relate to was the discussion of
Speaker 2: the exit strategy of getting out of a party. Because
Speaker 2: I am the queen of an Irish goodbye.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, you know, we all know it.
Speaker 2: You know, just like, was she ever there?
Speaker 1: Did she even care?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 2: That's it. I go shake the hands and kiss the babies,
Speaker 2: grab a couple of drinks, maybe a cookie, and bye bye.
Speaker 1: Can I can I share a story for our fans
Speaker 1: out there that I don't think we've ever told anyone?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Okay this Hannah? Oh no, you're talking about Irish goodbyes? Hannah?
Speaker 1: Oh no? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is this is this the shirt?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: This isn't the shirt. This is when you rip my
Speaker 1: very very fancy shirt. This because you thought it was
Speaker 1: a snap on shirt. We're just buttons. You just ripped
Speaker 1: the whole thing. That wasn't it. It was it was
Speaker 1: a and that sounds weird. We were all out, all out.
Speaker 1: He would try to be funny and you but there's
Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. This is when we went
Speaker 1: to it, but you went. I think it was made
Speaker 1: me a GQ party, like Man of the Year party.
Speaker 1: And I drove and you wanted to Irish goodbye, and
Speaker 1: I didn't because I was really that was my first
Speaker 1: time ever being at a place like this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is pretty damn and you were like
Speaker 1: had a had a like halfway through the party, was
Speaker 1: like peace, let's go, and I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And we got into an argument on
Speaker 1: the way home. I remember that going like, I feel
Speaker 1: like Hannah and I have never been in an argument before,
Speaker 1: and the other day I thought about it and I went, no,
Speaker 1: we did.
Speaker 2: We had one argument and it was right in the
Speaker 2: beginning of our friendship. That happened, I remember, and it
Speaker 2: was just so interesting because it was such a real,
Speaker 2: like brother sister moment right where I was like I'm
Speaker 2: done and don't want to go, and You're like, it's
Speaker 2: about Barty and then we were like now what. And
Speaker 2: I remember the conversation the next day, well, it's funny, yeah,
Speaker 2: you lost, and then I won is and like we left.
Speaker 2: But I remember being so sad because I knew that
Speaker 2: you and I just had that thing where we were
Speaker 2: going to be lifelong friends. Forget this job, it could
Speaker 2: be canceled after a year. I just knew it. You're
Speaker 2: always supposed to be in my life and always supposed
Speaker 2: to be in my world, and I knew it. It's
Speaker 2: I got really sad, so I'm like, this doesn't feel right,
Speaker 2: like this is someone I know I'm gonna love so deeply.
Speaker 2: And then it was I just remember the next day,
Speaker 2: I think, I feel like I wrote you this big
Speaker 2: thing and you then called me, and then when we
Speaker 2: were like, all right, cool now and now we know
Speaker 2: that about each other and we'll we'll just figure it
Speaker 2: out better next time. And what was really cool about
Speaker 2: it is that we put it down and maybe until
Speaker 2: now this episode reminded us of it, we've never ever
Speaker 2: picked it up or thought of it. Again, which is like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: If you surely thinking about it, we have kind of
Speaker 1: it must be sitting in the back of our minds
Speaker 1: because I've never picked you up again. Yeah, you drive yourself,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because we know, we know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: You like to stay, You like to You're the last
Speaker 2: person at the party. You're the one that keeps it going.
Speaker 2: And I walk in, I do a lap, and I leave.
Speaker 2: We can never ride together to a party. We'll never
Speaker 2: roll together. That's so funny, But so the Irish Goodbye.
Speaker 2: When I watched it, it made me laugh so hard
Speaker 2: because she gets there, just gets there, gen'si's her ex
Speaker 2: and then tries to hide. It doesn't work. He spots
Speaker 2: her and she shouts Irish goodbye and runs out in
Speaker 2: the biggest fashion ever, which is the opposite of an
Speaker 2: Irish goodbye. It he just got piece up. I did
Speaker 2: not remember that shooting that. I can't usually when I
Speaker 2: watched something, I'm like, oh, I remember where that was,
Speaker 2: I remember the location, I remember whatever it is. I
Speaker 2: do not remember that at all. And then when I
Speaker 2: saw the dress I was wearing, I was like disappointed
Speaker 2: in myself for not remembering because that was a gorgeous dress.
Speaker 2: I was so angry. I was like, what happened to
Speaker 2: my brain? The Swiss cheese and I would not remember
Speaker 2: that dress. That's how my brain works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember anything about like that particular party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that party, I don't remember being there at all. I
Speaker 1: think I'm struggling to figure out where it was.
Speaker 2: Especially because Walton was there and Olivia Munn was there. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: and it it's so funny. I wonder why I didn't
Speaker 2: remember it until the next party, because I remember we
Speaker 2: shot at that crazy, crazy, crazy house that you just
Speaker 2: mentioned the beginning. Yeah, And the reason I remember the
Speaker 2: crazy house, I don't know you remember this is because
Speaker 2: it had the steepest driveway in all of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you had to go up literally at the
Speaker 2: most extreme I mean extreme angle. It was crazy to
Speaker 2: get up there. So once we were up there, they
Speaker 2: were like, that didn't feel safe for driving you guys
Speaker 2: in this little van. You guys are just gonna stay there.
Speaker 2: So we stayed there. We all stayed there, which is
Speaker 2: kind of crazy in terms of how you shoot a
Speaker 2: TV show, because if you're not in a bunch of scenes.
Speaker 2: You can go back to your trailer and relax or
Speaker 2: leave or whatever, but we couldn't for that. All the
Speaker 2: stuff shot there, we all had to stay there till
Speaker 2: like three in the morning. Yeah, because there was no
Speaker 2: way to get up and down this literal mountain of
Speaker 2: a driveway.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember walking around that house thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: one day, one day, I live in a house like this,
Speaker 1: And then fast forward, Hannah Simone bought that very house.
Speaker 2: No, but I did do a photo shoot there years later. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: it was really funny and they were like, we're doing
Speaker 2: a shoot at this house. It's really beautiful. It's got
Speaker 2: a grave view.
Speaker 1: And I was like all right.
Speaker 2: And then we started to drive up this crazy hill
Speaker 2: and I was like, without you ever laying eyes on
Speaker 2: the house, I was like, I know this house. It
Speaker 2: was a really cool house. Though it's like fifties retro
Speaker 2: what then they call it like Danish modern Inside, I.
Speaker 1: Think it was all of that. For now, it was
Speaker 1: just pure event. It's like an event space now.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: The guy was there with his cat, I remember that, yes,
Speaker 2: because they would lock himself in a back bedroom so
Speaker 2: the cat didn't get loose and it was like super
Speaker 2: off limits. Who cannot go in this bedroom because the
Speaker 2: man is in there with his cat and he didn't
Speaker 2: want to move the cat. I remember that also very clearly,
Speaker 2: which was hard because there was they had hired a
Speaker 2: ton of these amazing background actors that were with us
Speaker 2: up there also with nowhere else to go, and so
Speaker 2: we were all just kind of like stuck in the
Speaker 2: one three room at the owner and a cat lot lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the that I didn't know that I I
Speaker 1: you know, I couldn't imagine some guy in the back
Speaker 1: of his room with like security cameras everywhere, just petting
Speaker 1: his cat while he's watching.
Speaker 2: Us terrified, like, well they just broke that bull I know,
Speaker 2: well they just scuffed that door. That reindeer just fell
Speaker 2: in my book.
Speaker 1: So so so what is what is this dump fantasy?
Speaker 1: We're at this house, We're at this new fancy house,
Speaker 1: and then she sees, uh, you know, Sam, he kind
Speaker 1: of appears out of nowhere and it creeps the hell
Speaker 1: out of her. And you know, Winston obviously gave Sam
Speaker 1: the address an exchange for a little ear exam, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, he thought Jess would be happy that Sam
Speaker 1: was crawling back to her. And I think Schmidt calls
Speaker 1: it the dump fantasy, right, is that Is that a
Speaker 1: real thing?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: Because I personally there are times when I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be great. When I when I was dating
Speaker 1: Zolle Kravitz and I dumped her, and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: i'd be really cool. She can't just crawling back to me.
Speaker 1: But there are moments where I break up with people
Speaker 1: and or they break up with me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: good riddance. They don't come calling back because I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'll give in too easy.
Speaker 2: I think it's the dumb fantasy is around people that
Speaker 2: maybe like did you wrong, right, and then they dump
Speaker 2: you and you're just like, hold up, I'm amazing and
Speaker 2: you shouldn't dream me like that, and who do you
Speaker 2: think you are? And how you walking away in your
Speaker 2: high house? Wonder you will go to realize amazing I
Speaker 2: am and you gonna come crawling back and then I'm
Speaker 2: going to be like nothing you but right, and you
Speaker 2: want you want that opportunity. And so the fact that
Speaker 2: he kind of did her dirty, Sam did her dirty,
Speaker 2: She like spilled her heart out and then he was
Speaker 2: just like no, thank you, now here. He is crawling back,
Speaker 2: being like, I want you, I want you, and she
Speaker 2: has the power. So yeah, I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people have that dumb fantasy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And
Speaker 1: Jess obviously weirdly goes about handling things in a very
Speaker 1: strange way, you know, like when she decides to she
Speaker 1: decides to tell you that she's been she's been seeing Winston,
Speaker 1: and which I thought, you know, I thought it's obvious,
Speaker 1: you know, but in certain moments, I'm always like, it
Speaker 1: also makes me the butt of the joke, And I said,
Speaker 1: part of me was like, well, hold on, why can't
Speaker 1: why wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you know. So I thought that was a very funny moment,
Speaker 1: especially with the confusion going on because Winston can't hear
Speaker 1: a damn thing, and as she's explaining to Sam all
Speaker 1: these things and he's kind of co signing it purely,
Speaker 1: you know, accidentally. I thought it was a very funny moment,
Speaker 1: especially when Sam and Winston had that that little, that
Speaker 1: little sit down where he pulls the cranberry out of
Speaker 1: his ear and he's saying, yeah, I know it would
Speaker 1: be you. I knew you'd be the guy you know,
Speaker 1: which means he totally had it wrong, because I think
Speaker 1: we know where this is headed.
Speaker 2: Do what you say when you do the fake breakup?
Speaker 2: One of the funniest things ever the things you call her,
Speaker 2: the throwing of the drink unnecessary away out of hand,
Speaker 2: but that made me laugh out loud. What did you say?
Speaker 1: You called her a I said, be gone honkey through
Speaker 1: a drink at it?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Do you know if you made that? Was that improvised her?
Speaker 1: Not I did. There's no way I'm improvising calling somebody.
Speaker 1: This ain't the sixties.
Speaker 2: What where did that come from? Who wrote it? I
Speaker 2: want to ask, because it was love who wrote the episode?
Speaker 1: That sounds like a love joke?
Speaker 2: Gone, I can't. I gotta ask. That is one of
Speaker 2: the funniest things. I was like, Whoo's mind was like,
Speaker 2: you know what?
Speaker 1: And the even the throwing of the drink. I think
Speaker 1: I remember something. I remember a moment where it was
Speaker 1: are we throwing the drink in her face? M are
Speaker 1: we throwing the drink on her? And then it being
Speaker 1: a bit of a discussion on set, and it didn't
Speaker 1: make any sense for you to throw the drink on
Speaker 1: her face because this is no I'm putting on her
Speaker 1: like a ruse. I'm just kind of like here, I'm
Speaker 1: tossing the drink at your you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: something really light and easy, And I remember it being
Speaker 1: a thing like, are we gonna throw it in her face?
Speaker 2: It was also one before they'd established that Winston does
Speaker 2: go too big. Bill, Like, I feel like that had
Speaker 2: been established, you could have thrown in her face. But two,
Speaker 2: I also feel like it was really cold when we
Speaker 2: shot this, which is why everybody's in a coat and
Speaker 2: we only had this location for a little bit of
Speaker 2: time and to do the reset. If you threw it
Speaker 2: in her face, yeah, we're hair and makeup would be
Speaker 2: super annoying. Those are like the practical things I think
Speaker 2: of shooting a TV show sometimes, where you make decisions
Speaker 2: where it's not just all about what my character do
Speaker 2: it Just like that clock's a ticken a little on
Speaker 2: her make up jacket.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's the question right there.
Speaker 2: That's right. Go talk to glam and uh and see
Speaker 2: what we can have happened.
Speaker 1: Hey, folks, give us a second. We will be right back.
Speaker 1: Welcome shoes.
Speaker 2: Remember that, by the way, we're back. When you just
Speaker 2: threw the break. It reminded me of those after these messages.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember that after these messages. Who fun fact?
Speaker 1: Fun fact that this is not a fun fact. This
Speaker 1: is a fun uh searchable fact. Folks find out who
Speaker 1: sang that song.
Speaker 2: The jingle for what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was might have been like TGI Friday or
Speaker 1: our Saturday Morning cartoons.
Speaker 2: It's after these messages. Yeah, maybe of the.
Speaker 1: Cartoons Saturday Morning cartoons for.
Speaker 2: Barbara got to do it. You need that. You need that,
Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry. You're gonna have to sit here and
Speaker 2: be sold some g I joes. You know.
Speaker 1: Mine was I think Pro Stars. I think that was.
Speaker 1: It was Michael. It was a cartoon with Michael Jordan,
Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky, I want to say Bo Jackson and somebody
Speaker 1: Pearl Stars, Pearl Stars.
Speaker 2: I was like, Pearl Stars, what pro Stars?
Speaker 1: Pro Stars? I think it was called pro Stars. It
Speaker 1: was a cartoon that came on back then. But we digress.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Now we got two other little weird relationshipy things going
Speaker 1: on here. We've got CC and Schmidt. You know, you
Speaker 1: gave him a gift and he's at like a you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? He's acting like a little It.
Speaker 2: Was real rude, Like I get it if you're just like, look,
Speaker 2: I'm not ready to be friends with you right now,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to take some space one thing. But
Speaker 2: to be that rude and relentless. I was like, man,
Speaker 2: CC has more patience than I ever ever would have.
Speaker 2: And then when he takes it and hangs the hands
Speaker 2: into like some random chick, I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: bro a booh bah. Because at the end of the episode,
Speaker 2: if you remember when they're standing in like the halls
Speaker 2: of the pediatric ward, you know they have this like
Speaker 2: sweet moment. Looking back, I would not giving anybody a
Speaker 2: sweet look after that night with that man. I don't
Speaker 2: even care if something sweet's happening or it's Christmas, You're
Speaker 2: still going to get the full dirty look.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. So obviously you know you you
Speaker 1: had made a decision to go, you know, to take
Speaker 1: your talents elsewhere, right, that's right, So then you bring
Speaker 1: him a gift, first of all, that's your fault.
Speaker 2: I also thought that was like ridiculous. I was just
Speaker 2: sort of like, you know what it is. It's not
Speaker 2: that it's people in their twenties in relationships that still
Speaker 2: have feelings, but they don't want to have feelings. So
Speaker 2: then they sit there and say, well, let's just have
Speaker 2: a friendship, but they don't know how to handle the
Speaker 2: friendship and it's mixed messages and it's messy. And that's
Speaker 2: also why New Girl I thought, was like such a
Speaker 2: great show, because of course it doesn't make sense. But
Speaker 2: nobody when they're dating in their twenties and they fall
Speaker 2: in love but they don't know how to handle the relationship,
Speaker 2: makes smart, rational, sensical choices. So in that way it
Speaker 2: checks out. Of course, you're weird. X that does want
Speaker 2: anything to do with you would show up and give
Speaker 2: you a present and you'd be like, what do you
Speaker 2: mean a present for you said you don't want to
Speaker 2: be with me? Classic?
Speaker 1: Classic, Yeah that makes sense. I'm not gonna lie you.
Speaker 1: I still every once in a while look at my
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's IG stories, so I say, he.
Speaker 2: Knows you're looking. I doubt it. Feel like I have
Speaker 2: a whole burner account. I have a ghost i G account.
Speaker 2: Is I stocked my exes?
Speaker 1: It's called welcome back to our Show. I go to
Speaker 1: her page for the welcome back to our Show.
Speaker 3: It go.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So but also simultaneously, what's happening in this episode I
Speaker 1: will say, is is Nick you know, Nick is dating
Speaker 1: Olivia Munn in this one, or Jake is dating Figs
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Uh? And so it's a
Speaker 1: weird it's a weird dynamic between them two because she
Speaker 1: is a stripper, which fun fact, I dated a stripper.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the story. That's the whole story. But
Speaker 1: it's nothing different or it's not like, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, you're walking into orgies every day or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I think what they're trying to imply with him, though,
Speaker 2: is that he's intimidated by her comfort around sex and
Speaker 2: her body and being confident. But it's really I think
Speaker 2: that's what her whole thing is.
Speaker 1: She's just she just is.
Speaker 2: She is just a confident human who happens to also
Speaker 2: do that for a job. That's right. And so I
Speaker 2: feel like that's where she gets super offended because she's
Speaker 2: just like, I'm just a human being and I do
Speaker 2: that for my job, and yes I'm confident, and yes
Speaker 2: I'm ballsy and strong, and you need to get it together.
Speaker 2: That's why that moment when they go to that third party.
Speaker 2: I love that scene of jessin Nick in the phone
Speaker 2: booth where they're kind of calling each other out and
Speaker 2: it's like a real friendship. It kind of reminded me
Speaker 2: of a lot of conversations you and I had our
Speaker 2: trailers as friends. We were dating people and figuring things out.
Speaker 2: It was just really honest but kind. Yeah, because making mistakes.
Speaker 2: Everybody's making mistakes. But it's a really sweet It was
Speaker 2: a really sweet another little Christmas moment. But this is
Speaker 2: what I will say about that Christmas party. And I
Speaker 2: don't know because again I not remember this episode. So
Speaker 2: I watched it with fresh eyeballs. When Jake comes over
Speaker 2: and does the laugh dance for Olivia Munt and there's
Speaker 2: nothing I love more than watching Jake Johnson dance in
Speaker 2: a show because I know he hates it so much,
Speaker 2: so he gets super weird with it to make it
Speaker 2: funny because he's uncomfortable. So it's my favorite thing to
Speaker 2: watch as a friend watching a friend have to do that.
Speaker 2: So I'm already like laughing. But when Yes chapped in
Speaker 2: and pushed Olivia out of the way and said, this
Speaker 2: is how it's done, because in my mind, this.
Speaker 4: Is the first time I've ever seen this and does
Speaker 4: this scene and the way Jake slithers to.
Speaker 2: The floor between his legs and runs out it honestly
Speaker 2: is the I started laughing so hard and I started crying.
Speaker 2: It one of the funniest moments. And I was like,
Speaker 2: how is one of the funniest moments maybe in our series?
Speaker 2: That just little moment I forgot because I don't forget
Speaker 2: that stuff. I was so delighted that I could rediscover
Speaker 2: a moment like that in our show and it could
Speaker 2: catch me off guard and make me laugh that hard.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, no, I died laughing watching it.
Speaker 1: I was rewatching this the other day and I was
Speaker 1: in tears, tears because I don't remember being there for that.
Speaker 2: I was just like, what, I'm like mad. We could
Speaker 2: have been in the room and watched Jake have to
Speaker 2: sit through it with Max, and you know, Max want
Speaker 2: to make him feel the most uncomfortable because it's super
Speaker 2: funny to him, and the way Jake would have to
Speaker 2: get I would the fact that we could have had
Speaker 2: front row seats, because I bet you we weren't in
Speaker 2: the room when that happened, because we were nowhere near
Speaker 2: that it just kills mess coordinator. Yeah, I know it's
Speaker 2: going to now be in my like my top like
Speaker 2: twenty funniest moments of New Girl ever. For sure. I'm
Speaker 2: so grateful I got to rewatch it now.
Speaker 1: There's a moment also when Winston is singing, you know,
Speaker 1: upon the house top click click click. I think I
Speaker 1: get royalties from that. I'm still I random random story.
Speaker 1: I was. I'd made a little bit of music in
Speaker 1: my day, like stupid stupid stuff, dumb comedy albums and
Speaker 1: whatever and parody videos, and so you know, you have
Speaker 1: to register that type of stuff with publishing companies, which
Speaker 1: is I don't know anything about this type of stuff.
Speaker 1: And then BMI is one of them, and I get
Speaker 1: these emails randomly saying, check your B and my statement,
Speaker 1: check your B and my statement. The new statement is
Speaker 1: in and I'm going, I don't even know my log again,
Speaker 1: what is this? And I go in there and there's
Speaker 1: so much random, you know, checks, and it's just like
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks here, five hundred bucks here, two hundred
Speaker 1: bucks here for and I'm like over the years, right,
Speaker 1: And so they obviously get sent over and direct deposited,
Speaker 1: but I'm not seeing them physically. So I'm looking at
Speaker 1: all of these statements and I'm going, what are these
Speaker 1: four and singing? Elations is on there? So me and
Speaker 1: me and Sam Richardson get paid from Elations Elations Yes,
Speaker 1: And then this me singing this song.
Speaker 2: I am in shock.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the he?
Speaker 2: Why didn't I sing more stuff on the show?
Speaker 1: Every just start singing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the things you learn too late.
Speaker 1: They gotta get They gotta pay you. They gotta pay
Speaker 1: you for that beautiful voice of yours. You know, I
Speaker 1: have a voice of angel. That's what people say. They
Speaker 1: see me on the street.
Speaker 2: They're like that, you are so out of Ston't maker
Speaker 2: sing anything? No, you gotta pay us if she wants
Speaker 2: to sing it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no no. You got
Speaker 1: a beautiful voice and everyone knows it.
Speaker 2: Let's fast forward to the end of this episode because
Speaker 2: I have to ask about the Olivia Boom flash. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here's the thing that is Nick's girl. And then Schmidt
Speaker 2: runs out to take a peek and Winston and I
Speaker 2: was like, these are not your friend.
Speaker 1: Winston didn't take a peak. Whinston had dropped something, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: dropped something. He had come back to pick it up.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you, friends, that's the most disrespect.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a Christmas episode happening.
Speaker 1: It was weird, but at the same time, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: you know that's real, that'll probably happen. You know, she's
Speaker 1: out to open, like the clerk gets to see what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What are you doing.
Speaker 2: There's this great show called Colin from Accounts, Australian show
Speaker 2: that I love so so, so so much, and there's
Speaker 2: from the pilot actor she walks out and she uh
Speaker 2: flashes a boob, just like impulsively, and then the guy
Speaker 2: goes to work and his friend is just like you
Speaker 2: you saw like a like a free, a free stranger boob,
Speaker 2: but like out in the wild, like you didn't have
Speaker 2: to do anything for it, and they didn't expect anything.
Speaker 2: They're like, this is like the unicorn of all unicorns
Speaker 2: of life. Man, Like this is that's just like that's
Speaker 2: the most you just had the most incredible experience of life.
Speaker 2: And I just remember this incredible speech that happens and
Speaker 2: Colin from Accounts. I love that show. I love the
Speaker 2: couple that created that show. It's a wonderful show. You
Speaker 2: should watch it. But It made me think of in
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 6: I was like two guys, two guys in her episodes
Speaker 6: off free boob in the wild, two of them just
Speaker 6: tube boobs in the wild, which I guess for a
Speaker 6: lot of people that's just like highlight of the ear.
Speaker 2: Never forget that time I was a free.
Speaker 1: Boob, loose boobs, loose boob.
Speaker 2: The Christmas gifts and this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there are the real gifts for me and
Speaker 1: fun fact, everybody know she didn't really flash the clerk. No,
Speaker 1: we didn't really see her boobs. Okay, guys, calm down,
Speaker 1: but you're just toster own away. You're weird.
Speaker 2: But I will say the actor played Black Santa. I
Speaker 2: never saw him again, so maybe that was real Santa.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was real Santa.
Speaker 2: Maybe that was Sam.
Speaker 1: We should look him up because hopefully nothing sad happened.
Speaker 2: So maybe it was really Sanda. Maybe it was maybe
Speaker 2: you click on his accountant there's there's it's nothing there
Speaker 2: because he he's the Christmas trying to end this podcast
Speaker 2: like that, I believe. Okay, ask me my favorite question
Speaker 2: so that I can be really happy about it.
Speaker 1: Anna, we have well are you happy? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you going to be happy? About the question I'm about
Speaker 1: to ask you.
Speaker 2: You're going to see, You're going to see, and.
Speaker 1: I think me and all the fans out there, you
Speaker 1: want to know where's the bear?
Speaker 2: Now it's time for where's the Bear?
Speaker 1: Where's the Bear?
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Speaker 2: it comes to your journey, Hyundai is thinking of every mile, ooh,
Speaker 2: where's the bear? Where's the Bear? I'm singing it hopefully
Speaker 2: I get like a royalty, but it's my own song,
Speaker 2: so I guess it doesn't work like that. Well, let
Speaker 2: me tell you this is why our listeners are the best,
Speaker 2: the best, and they're on the quest with me. Because
Speaker 2: I got a DM sent to me from Shista and
Speaker 2: she said, Miss Shista, she said the where's the Bear moment?
Speaker 2: In season two, episode eleven, Santa is In the first
Speaker 2: ten seconds of the episode, Nick says that Santa gave
Speaker 2: him his own fire truck and a peddy bear that
Speaker 2: smelled like his dad's cigarettes. Thanks so much, y'all for
Speaker 2: helping me prove my theory. Right bear in this episode.
Speaker 1: Kick well well, also fun fact, Shista, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: you dropped the ball, Shista. There are a couple of
Speaker 1: more moments, not when bear was just said verbally. We
Speaker 1: also see Nick Johnson's bear ass and we see Olivia
Speaker 1: Month's bear boobs.
Speaker 2: So this is my Christmas miracle that you would count that.
Speaker 2: That makes me so happy because it basically shows me
Speaker 2: that you're also on the bear believer side, which is
Speaker 2: a very very very nice thing for me to hear
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Santa's not real. Santa's not real. Let's just end
Speaker 1: it on that note. Santa is not real. That man
Speaker 1: a liar, He's a creep in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: It should be a relief to people, it should be
Speaker 2: a relief. I'm so sorry we ruined that for you,
Speaker 2: but you should be relieved that no one's creeping into
Speaker 2: your house and watching you all year round.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, that's weird. That's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us help you out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, we'll be right Backlco and folks, we are
Speaker 1: back and we were you know, as we always do
Speaker 1: on this lovely, lovely show. We're go ahead in this
Speaker 1: thing with a little segment we'd like to call Nick's
Speaker 1: Box now since we're missing Zoe, you know, we're doing
Speaker 1: a very special Nick Box. We're going to go back
Speaker 1: to our closets and pull out our favorite memories from Santa. So, Hannah,
Speaker 1: what was your favorite memory?
Speaker 2: This is the one create Honestly, it's a Christmas miracle, Okay,
Speaker 2: because I truly believe so far in all the episodes
Speaker 2: we've watched, I have remembered all of them so clearly,
Speaker 2: every single one. And the fact here's the gift of
Speaker 2: the fact though, except for those stuff shot in that
Speaker 2: crazy house, because I remember that house so clearly, the
Speaker 2: Christmas miracles and now it's my favorite memory of not
Speaker 2: only this episode, but it's going to be up there
Speaker 2: in the season. Is going to be the moment where
Speaker 2: Schmidt lap dances for Nick. That is just going and
Speaker 2: it's just and the fact that I didn't know what
Speaker 2: was coming and I got that punch in the chest
Speaker 2: laugh is It's gonna make me smile like all week.
Speaker 2: One of the funniest things. I'm so grateful I got
Speaker 2: to see it with fresh eyes and my Christmas spiracle
Speaker 2: is that I forgot it ever. Thank you so much,
Speaker 2: Black Santa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Black Santa. That's probably my favorite part of this
Speaker 1: show was was getting to hang out with an old
Speaker 1: dude with a beard, the old black dude telling me
Speaker 1: all all these old civil rights stories. Now I'm kidding. Yes,
Speaker 1: Isa is a lie. Yes, Miss Jerris pond Dexter, point Dexter.
Speaker 1: Jeri's pointdexter. He's still alive. He's not creeping in your house.
Speaker 1: Is he's an actor, folks, He's not real Santa, He's
Speaker 1: not really Santa Claus. Fantastic actor. But no, I would
Speaker 1: say that's probably my one of my favorite moments, because
Speaker 1: you know, I love the moments when we're all sitting
Speaker 1: in a car or all, you know, doing a bit.
Speaker 1: We're all in the scenes together, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And when he shows up, you know, they just add
Speaker 1: a little fun, quick little moment to kind of tie
Speaker 1: up the loose end of Winston not knowing or you
Speaker 1: know if that is real or not. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean to me, it just keeps adding to the
Speaker 1: mystique and stupidity of Winston, and obviously down the line
Speaker 1: you'll see more and more stupidity come from him. So yeah,
Speaker 1: i'd probably say that it's my favorite moment.
Speaker 2: I love doing this episode with you more.
Speaker 1: It was great, Ah, you as well, you as well,
Speaker 1: So folks, go ahead and give us five stars. You know,
Speaker 1: if you like this episode.
Speaker 2: I like how shameless we are. We're just like, we
Speaker 2: love doing this podcast so much. We really love hanging out.
Speaker 2: We love rewatching our show. I love all the messages
Speaker 2: you send and help me on my bear quest and
Speaker 2: things you notice. It truly is like, oh, it's just
Speaker 2: the best job. I can't even call it a job.
Speaker 2: So I think that's why we're shameless. We want people
Speaker 2: to know how much we love it. We hope you
Speaker 2: love it, so let us know if you love it.
Speaker 1: That's right, let's go buy a mug.
Speaker 2: All right by sea.
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