Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listen to the podcast every day. After the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me, But you should
Speaker 1: listen to the full show because it's way better that way.
Speaker 1: It starts.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Remember when everybody was celebrating canceling their cable subscriptions.
Speaker 4: God grew out.
Speaker 1: Outrageous fifty dollars monthly bill.
Speaker 5: Okay, I am it was like one hundred and fifty, yes,
Speaker 5: but yeah, I mean I was excited. I thought that
Speaker 5: I had finally figured out to, you know, put one down.
Speaker 6: On the man.
Speaker 3: You know, well, now after you cut the cord, the
Speaker 3: cord is firmly wrapped around our next because we've reached
Speaker 3: the end of an era. What experts say, once the
Speaker 3: year is done, cheap prices for streaming services will officially
Speaker 3: be over.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 7: That's why I kicked out.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, it's like drug dealers, Like they get
Speaker 5: you hooked right and then they up their price and
Speaker 5: they're like, you have nowhere else to go, We're your
Speaker 5: only place you can.
Speaker 2: Get this from. It's like crack.
Speaker 3: Now that you're hooked. You'll pay a couple extra bucks
Speaker 3: to watch Love Island season nineteen. I'll do some sketchy
Speaker 3: stuff or the Swedish version of Cocoa Melon.
Speaker 6: Money.
Speaker 4: Somehow, Coco Melons still comes with an Alan wrench.
Speaker 3: But Disney Plus just announced for the second time in
Speaker 3: one year, they're raising their prices again. Disneys Ye, along
Speaker 3: with Hulu, which Disney also owns the majority of stake in,
Speaker 3: they're bumping up the bill and it's rumored Netflix is
Speaker 3: looking at charging more again too, not to mention all
Speaker 3: the other streaming apps.
Speaker 2: That you have to buy.
Speaker 1: I already pay so much for Netflix because I pay
Speaker 1: for the high def four K version, and it's like crazy.
Speaker 8: I don't feel bad for you for that.
Speaker 3: It's like a month now, they're not even telling you
Speaker 3: that their massive libraries of content are shrinking by the
Speaker 3: end of the year.
Speaker 4: At this point, it feels like a bad relationship.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's really only one reasonable thing to do now.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey are one hundred percent free to scream.
Speaker 4: There are some commercials, but you can skip freeze.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Commercial.
Speaker 3: Jose even went to management and said cut the prices
Speaker 3: for the listeners and they said they'd already cost zero dollars,
Speaker 3: and he was like, cut them anyway.
Speaker 4: Are we paying people then? To listen, how is that we're.
Speaker 1: Going back there?
Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Is it financially savvy of us to charge people nothing
Speaker 3: for our hard work?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. It's a bad business. You're horrible with this,
Speaker 2: But we're notoriously stupid. So let's prove it with the
Speaker 2: shot collar question of the day, which.
Speaker 7: Is also, we can't even strike.
Speaker 4: We don't have a union.
Speaker 3: Jake's got a trivia question to make us really question
Speaker 3: our IQs today.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 10: Everyone knows this is my favorite month of the year,
Speaker 10: especially because of the outdoor activity it celebrates. It's pretty obvious,
Speaker 10: but for anyone who might be out of the loop,
Speaker 10: let's all say what the outdoor activity is on the
Speaker 10: count of three, one two three?
Speaker 9: Picnic month?
Speaker 2: Wait, what did you guys say, football?
Speaker 4: I was swimming.
Speaker 10: It's picnic month, clearly picnic month, which is why today
Speaker 10: we're doing a special one and done meal under the sun.
Speaker 10: Yogi Bear stole our picnic basket and ate all of
Speaker 10: our hot cross buns. Shut collared question of the day.
Speaker 5: I feel like you were inspired by yesterday's in office
Speaker 5: pic picic.
Speaker 10: Yes might be brook It's your turn. On July fourteenth,
Speaker 10: two thousand, a special six hundred mile picnic was held,
Speaker 10: extending the entire length of a country. Two millions of
Speaker 10: people turned out for the historic event to celebrate the
Speaker 10: birthday and the birthplace of the picnic. Where was it
Speaker 10: a Japan, b France or c Italy?
Speaker 4: That's so cool, six hundred mile picnic. I mean I
Speaker 4: feel like French.
Speaker 5: You picture like a French picnic basket.
Speaker 7: And cheeses and meats and a bad debt.
Speaker 4: You know, I feel like the French food could be
Speaker 4: so portable.
Speaker 2: I'm going France, Brooks said. France. That is.
Speaker 10: July fourteenth is bass Steel Day, commemorating the French Revolution,
Speaker 10: when the royal parks were open to commoners and the
Speaker 10: picnic was born.
Speaker 4: Oh good, cheese are.
Speaker 10: One for one, Jose. In Germany, picnics aren't just for eating.
Speaker 10: There are games to be played too. An outdoor picnic
Speaker 10: tradition called Fried corpor culture. Fried corporate culture, yeah there
Speaker 10: you go, encourages Germans to do what before they're outdoor games?
Speaker 10: Hey get wasted? Shout out that you're playing a game,
Speaker 10: so anyone around can join if they like.
Speaker 7: Cool played a game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, who wants it? Or see get naked?
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I can see any of these happening in Germany.
Speaker 2: They're they're they're built different.
Speaker 7: Your best friend lives in Germany.
Speaker 4: Have you ever had any naked picnics with her?
Speaker 7: Unfortunately? Not very friendly though.
Speaker 8: I feel like they wouldn't want strangers to play games
Speaker 8: that interesting.
Speaker 1: They would get mad at disturbing the piece.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I like them calling out to see if
Speaker 1: anybody else wants to play.
Speaker 2: Jose said, inviting people to play your game?
Speaker 6: That is incorrect.
Speaker 10: The answers get naked. Fried corpor culture means free body
Speaker 10: culture and encourages Germans to venture out and enjoy daily
Speaker 10: activities sands clothing, even at picnics in public parks.
Speaker 4: Well maybe you should be insulted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a kid over there naked around her?
Speaker 10: All right, Jeffrey, to your turn. In Scandinavia, a popular
Speaker 10: picnic game is called cub. It's a hybrid of two
Speaker 10: sports that are both world famous. What is cub a
Speaker 10: combination of Is it a bowling? And chess, b frisbee
Speaker 10: and badminton or c croquet and dodgeball.
Speaker 1: Bowling and chess would be kind of fun, like a
Speaker 1: giant chess board.
Speaker 7: But then what do you do?
Speaker 4: Like you get a chance to bowl over the queen.
Speaker 3: I kind of like the idea of doing croque dodgeball,
Speaker 3: where you're hitting hard balls at each other to create
Speaker 3: some excitement. At least, let's go with croq dodgeball.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey went with croque and dodgeball. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2: It is bowling. In chess, you.
Speaker 10: Attempt to knock over wooden blocks with wooden batons, and
Speaker 10: you win by knocking over your opponents king. And depending
Speaker 10: on your skill level, this game can take hours. All right,
Speaker 10: we're one for three so far, Brooks. The only person
Speaker 10: to get it right, alexis it's your turn. In a
Speaker 10: recent survey in North America, they found the number one
Speaker 10: food people bring to their picnics, and one item came
Speaker 10: out on top. Is it a cookies? B watermelon or
Speaker 10: see potato salad.
Speaker 11: Slack?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 7: In our work picnic the other day, we had cookies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had coal slat.
Speaker 4: We didn't have potato salad ever, I see its picnic,
Speaker 4: there's always watermelon. Yeah, gotta have it, some fruit.
Speaker 5: And it's nice because you can just like there's no garbage,
Speaker 5: I mean, like you just throw the rines away, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna go with watermelon.
Speaker 2: It's easy, Alexa said. Watermelon. That is it's potato salad.
Speaker 10: It's known as the King of the picnic basket. And
Speaker 10: it's popular because there's so many varieties and inspired international
Speaker 10: flavors and it's cheap to make.
Speaker 2: I can see those.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Brook is the only one who got her question right.
Speaker 3: So the rest of us are taking a shock and
Speaker 3: somebody wanted to hear smack that by acon difference along,
Speaker 3: alexis you lead it?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, look.
Speaker 8: Sma, give me some mona.
Speaker 6: A question of the day Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask a question that Brooke asks herself
Speaker 3: every morning when she looks in the mirror.
Speaker 2: How do you improve on something that's already perfect?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Jeffrey Brook nail on head.
Speaker 3: I mean, I am grateful every single day for the
Speaker 3: tiny potato of perfection to my left. But apparently there's
Speaker 3: something else. Yeah, appairly there's something else though that a
Speaker 3: lot of people would tell you is already perfect, but
Speaker 3: they just.
Speaker 2: Made it even better.
Speaker 3: What talking about avocados week, They're pretty amazing and I
Speaker 3: spread them on toast, blend them in a smoothie, wear
Speaker 3: them as a tiny hat.
Speaker 5: It's like they have such a small window of perfection
Speaker 5: and we don't even hold that against them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love them no matter what.
Speaker 3: But there's a new variety on the way called luna
Speaker 3: avocados mean and experts say there's been several major improvements
Speaker 3: over the prevalent haas ones that we all tend to
Speaker 3: use it for starters. The skin of the luna avocado
Speaker 3: changes color exactly when it's ripe, from emerald green to
Speaker 3: dark black, so you don't even have to guess when
Speaker 3: it's red.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Perfect.
Speaker 5: Screw grocery stores, They're like, how are we going to
Speaker 5: sell these old ones.
Speaker 3: It also has an even smoother or creamier texture on
Speaker 3: the inside, ideal for guacamole.
Speaker 5: Tell me, it's, oh god, not that watery type. You
Speaker 5: know when you get those watery avocados and you can yeah.
Speaker 4: You're like you weren't ripened on a tree, you were picked.
Speaker 1: For you years ago.
Speaker 3: The luna has been the result of decades of breeding.
Speaker 3: But don't get too excited quite yet.
Speaker 4: Just by the word breeding, it's well, don't get.
Speaker 3: It too excited for the lunas, because it's probably gonna
Speaker 3: be a few more years before it starts showing up
Speaker 3: in stores.
Speaker 2: Because avocados take about.
Speaker 3: Three to five years from planning the seed to making
Speaker 3: the first fruit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we got away a little bit like Avocado Mills.
Speaker 2: I like a pure avocado, pure bread.
Speaker 1: I'll buy it from a shelter, if anything.
Speaker 2: I don't want to rescue. Okay, I want a pure avocado.
Speaker 4: Let's get it.
Speaker 5: Are they climate friendly avocados that would make me even happier?
Speaker 7: Avocado Mills, go take whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it green on the inside. That's all she
Speaker 2: wants to know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, look out for those lunas.
Speaker 2: Laser Stories is coming up next.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment who partied so hard with Tiesto
Speaker 3: last night he convinced him to legally change his name
Speaker 3: and drop the S. So now he's touring around as Tito.
Speaker 3: Oh some concert. Yeah, yeah, it's all thanks to Laser Stories.
Speaker 4: It's Expecting Vodka.
Speaker 3: The second, where we read weird news stories around the
Speaker 3: globe just like everyone else does, except we have a
Speaker 3: laser and those other blow cellas just don't. This first
Speaker 3: laser story is out of Salt Lake City. A thirty
Speaker 3: one year old woman named brin Elise made a video
Speaker 3: that's now going viral all because of an email she
Speaker 3: got from her hair salon. And the letter said they
Speaker 3: were raising their prices, so the hair extensions she normally
Speaker 3: gets would cost her close to four thousand, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh my, y like thousand Wait, that's how much hair
Speaker 5: stitches extensive?
Speaker 7: Yeah, not that I've looked into it.
Speaker 3: A hair that price did seem insane, so she started
Speaker 3: doing research and realized most of the dream hair that
Speaker 3: she saw on her feed was from a.
Speaker 2: Stylist in Turkey.
Speaker 3: That's good, So she DMed him and got a quote
Speaker 3: for her perfect hair extensions and it would only run
Speaker 3: her five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: WHOA, not bad.
Speaker 7: That is a big price difference.
Speaker 3: That's when she knew she could actually save money traveling
Speaker 3: all the way to Turkey.
Speaker 2: From Utah to get her hair cut. It's gonna cost
Speaker 2: for that fly No, she.
Speaker 3: Booked a ticket on an off day and ended up
Speaker 3: finding a flight for only eight hundred dollars round.
Speaker 2: Trip round in the middle of the work week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, on a Tuesday. You come back on a Thursday.
Speaker 4: Then traveled on holiday.
Speaker 3: She rented a gorgeous apartment for the week on Airbnb
Speaker 3: for less than three hundred and fifty dollars total.
Speaker 2: Whoa nice, very nice.
Speaker 3: She also says food prices there can vary, but you
Speaker 3: can get a meal in a nice restaurant for under
Speaker 3: ten bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: When we went to Thailand for our honeymoon, I think
Speaker 5: the most expensive dinner we got with drinks was like
Speaker 5: thirty dollars.
Speaker 4: We did have one guy shoot us a snake in
Speaker 4: the jungle one night as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, and your husband do romantically with the jungle
Speaker 3: people of Thailand.
Speaker 2: Is your own business. Keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1: When she said a snake, that's an expression.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was it.
Speaker 3: In the end, Brinn traveled over six thousand miles to
Speaker 3: get her hair down and saved two thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 3: bucks y plus.
Speaker 2: Her video was viewed ten million times, so she could
Speaker 2: be making money off of that as well.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god, it is paying for itself.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, this next laser story is out of Oh no,
Speaker 3: it's oopsie worlds. Have you ever sent a text and
Speaker 3: autocorrect completely changed the meaning of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, who hasn't.
Speaker 3: This might be the most epic example we've ever seen.
Speaker 3: A woman near Allentown, Pennsylvania recently texted a friend. She
Speaker 3: wanted to say, I think I just pooped myself. She wanted,
Speaker 3: she wanted to say it, except she used the S word.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, she's having a bad day, wasn't she?
Speaker 3: I think she said got worse. Unfortunately, autocorrect changed the
Speaker 3: S word to shot. Oh said I think I just
Speaker 3: shot myself. The friend immediately called one.
Speaker 7: That's a good friend.
Speaker 3: So the woman who texted had been dealing with health
Speaker 3: issues and was waiting to have surgery on both hips,
Speaker 3: so she was having trouble getting around and that's when
Speaker 3: police showed up, so she couldn't get to the door
Speaker 3: and was really embarrassed that even happened, and she had.
Speaker 4: Just pooped her pants, Like there was a lot going
Speaker 4: on in her life.
Speaker 2: She's like, I wish I shot my Oh my god.
Speaker 7: In that embarrassing moment. To the authority showing.
Speaker 3: Up, well, she told them through her ring doorbell about
Speaker 3: the autocorrect mistake, but they didn't go away. Eventually they
Speaker 3: busted down her door and yanked her outside, restraining her.
Speaker 7: She say she shot someone else.
Speaker 1: She shot herself, you know, but they think she may
Speaker 1: harm herself.
Speaker 4: I see the emergency here.
Speaker 3: This all happened months ago. We're just hearing about it
Speaker 3: now because she's suing. The lawsuit claims they also illegally
Speaker 3: detained her for thirteen hours, causing pain in psychological distress. Yes,
Speaker 3: all of this happened because of one autocorrected letter. This
Speaker 3: mechilizer story is out of Australia.
Speaker 5: OLLI with that, Yeah, you never been.
Speaker 3: A local supermarket had to be evacuated after the store
Speaker 3: manager found a rare spider on their bananas.
Speaker 2: Banana spiders.
Speaker 4: This also sounds like an innuendo a real spider.
Speaker 3: Emergency services were called in after it was identified as
Speaker 3: a highly venomous Brazilian wandering spider.
Speaker 4: Oh serious, you know, Oh my god?
Speaker 5: You know if it scares Australia, it actually must be scared, right.
Speaker 3: The creature is one of the planet's most venomous around
Speaker 3: and bites can be fatal, causing hypothermia.
Speaker 2: Blurred vision convulsions and in some.
Speaker 3: Cases uh huh, erections lifelong permanent ones.
Speaker 4: To shut the grocery store down just because the influx
Speaker 4: of men.
Speaker 3: Spider anyway, an exterminator was called into the grocery store
Speaker 3: and the doors were sealed.
Speaker 2: However, no spider was found. The manager took him home.
Speaker 3: The shop will remain closed until next week, but officials
Speaker 3: are warning local residents to be on the lookout for
Speaker 3: the four inch venomous creepy crawley that likes to hide
Speaker 3: inside cars and houses. Whatever you do, do not try
Speaker 3: to use them for recreational purposes, even if you think
Speaker 3: it will be helpful.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's just so ironic. It was found on bananas.
Speaker 6: I know it.
Speaker 3: Nextzer story is out of Science Central. We joked about
Speaker 3: it on the show, but apparently it's a real thing.
Speaker 3: Intimacy in space, or the two hundred and fifty mile
Speaker 3: high Club as they call it, will be a real thing.
Speaker 2: Karagoya, I know it, I know it, I know it.
Speaker 6: He did call it.
Speaker 7: How does it work with no gravity?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 4: It's gonna be one of those things where it's a
Speaker 4: total letdown.
Speaker 3: I mean, most experts say it should be safe enough
Speaker 3: they're safe enough. Their main concern, though, is if someone
Speaker 3: gets pregnant, because even a day or two of the
Speaker 3: radiation up in space could potentially cause issues.
Speaker 2: Oh, just be careful up there.
Speaker 3: In other space news, Russia launched its first moon lander
Speaker 3: in fifty years.
Speaker 2: Clap it up for Russia.
Speaker 6: I don't think we do that.
Speaker 7: No, you don't clap for Russia.
Speaker 2: For Russia, we do that Russia. Sorry, you've done messed up, Jeffery.
Speaker 4: You really need to read more news, like actual news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, NASA is worried other countries could find water up
Speaker 3: there for though, and refuse to share it.
Speaker 7: But we haven't found water up there yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, but Russia's going to beat us to it, and
Speaker 3: then we're all going to be clamoring over to Russia.
Speaker 4: We're back in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 3: The tech writer who does weird size comparisons with asteroids
Speaker 3: did another one, and AI recently found an asteroid the
Speaker 3: size of one hundred and eighty two beavers.
Speaker 7: That's the comparison.
Speaker 2: That's the scale.
Speaker 7: Why does everything sound.
Speaker 3: Dirty to me speaking of one hundred and eighty two beavers?
Speaker 3: What a family of beavers? Damn the lake where this
Speaker 3: guy lives and he is.
Speaker 2: Upset about us. Yeah, that's the sound of you're angry.
Speaker 2: He is right now, he's writing a letter to his
Speaker 2: local official to complain.
Speaker 4: I'll take take that beaver damn down.
Speaker 3: That town means laser stroids has come to an end
Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: We've all been there. You're out late one night, a
Speaker 3: little too much to drink, feeling a little lonely, and
Speaker 3: you send that two am texts. It is fast forward
Speaker 3: a day later. You're apologizing profusely to your cousin. Oh, sorry,
Speaker 3: you're just cute. It was a weird, nice apology.
Speaker 2: I take it back, Okay.
Speaker 6: Unless.
Speaker 11: Take it back. I'll take it back.
Speaker 2: I promise you.
Speaker 3: There's a group of people who are gonna wish they
Speaker 3: only sent a drunk text, but instead they left an
Speaker 3: entire voicemail on our answering machine.
Speaker 2: And there's no takesie backsies, because.
Speaker 3: We're about to play him for you in a brand
Speaker 3: new loser line coming up at seven texts.
Speaker 6: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
Speaker 6: the loser line.
Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back. If you haven't heard a
Speaker 2: loser line before, it works like this.
Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 3: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 2: Oy Sheila, Oh you Australian because you meet all my
Speaker 2: qualifications media one second number one qualification.
Speaker 3: After that, whatever you do, do not report him to
Speaker 3: the International Bad Accent Police. Instead, tell him this pickup
Speaker 3: line was pretty clever for a dingo.
Speaker 2: Okay, get.
Speaker 3: After you give them numbers the loser lines, and hopefully
Speaker 3: he leaves an awkward voicemail.
Speaker 2: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 11: Hey, stay s it's you know, I mention at the
Speaker 11: festival the other day and I appreciate you giving my number.
Speaker 11: You mean me your number, and I just want to
Speaker 11: invite you over to my place this weekend. I've actually
Speaker 11: got this. I've had this pretty dope setup. It's like
Speaker 11: a bow and arrow setup. I like built this backdrop myself,
Speaker 11: and it's it's pretty cool. And if you if you
Speaker 11: want to print out like a picture of your boss
Speaker 11: or or a douchey X or something like that, you
Speaker 11: know we can. We can tack it on the target
Speaker 11: and fire away, you know, let it rip. But yeah,
Speaker 11: you know I'm going to say this, but I don't
Speaker 11: know if you know, but shooting a bow and arrow
Speaker 11: is kind of a natural aphrodisiac, so we can hit
Speaker 11: a target more than one way. You know, I'm sire.
Speaker 11: That's so stupid, But I don't know. I figured i'd
Speaker 11: shoot my shot, you know what I mean? All right, Well,
Speaker 11: give me a call back.
Speaker 5: Oh by god, that was such a lesson, and stop
Speaker 5: your message halfway.
Speaker 12: Through you.
Speaker 2: At all?
Speaker 7: No, I actually was still even, Like sure, I got a.
Speaker 4: Couple of people's faces I could bring to an archery
Speaker 4: like I was still there.
Speaker 2: I think we've heard worse. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure,
Speaker 2: let's give him credit for not being the worst person
Speaker 2: to ever the bar.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey Derek, it's you know from yesterday.
Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, I just wanted to thank you for
Speaker 9: their night.
Speaker 13: I don't know. I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 11: I don't know how I got so drunk, honestly, I mean,
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 13: How many long islands did I have, Like, I honestly
Speaker 13: don't know if they're so good. So it was again
Speaker 13: to thank you because you didn't have to hold my
Speaker 13: hair when I my pizza out of the bus and
Speaker 13: you know, thank you for you know, listening to me
Speaker 13: when I cried about my ex you know, times and
Speaker 13: one hundred. I would never like in a million years
Speaker 13: exchange numbers with someone in that state. But you know
Speaker 13: what they say, if you can't handle me at my worst,
Speaker 13: then you.
Speaker 14: Don't deserve me at my best.
Speaker 13: And well, clearly you can handle me at my worst.
Speaker 14: So that's a good time.
Speaker 13: Although I will be honest, I have been worse than
Speaker 13: that before.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't even bite any security guards this time out?
Speaker 4: Did you guys catch that she was peeking out of
Speaker 4: a bus window?
Speaker 3: But hey, if you're into helping a bunch of drunk strangers,
Speaker 3: then go follow us on TikTok book and Jeffrey. We
Speaker 3: have the top loser line of the week posted every
Speaker 3: single week on there, and you never know. It could
Speaker 3: make you smile, it could make you ill and puke
Speaker 3: off the side of the bus. Let's find out what
Speaker 3: happens in.
Speaker 14: This next clib next message, Hello, Alessandra's it's it's me.
Speaker 14: Remember me. You gave me your numeral at the bar,
Speaker 14: the bar, the fiesta party. I didn't realize you didn't
Speaker 14: speak English. I uh, I don't speak Italian. I'm sorry
Speaker 14: you are Belissi mom my, uh.
Speaker 9: Me, no, uh.
Speaker 14: Uh, you're very beautiful.
Speaker 15: You like movie.
Speaker 14: I have the narrow money. Uh call me cellula, cellular phone,
Speaker 14: Telephonoh call me.
Speaker 3: You know, he could have googled a few nice things
Speaker 3: to say to a woman in Italian before the call,
Speaker 3: but I appreciate that he said no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna wing.
Speaker 2: It and speak Gibberish, Spanish Middle from the heart.
Speaker 4: He could have just realized she was just pretending like
Speaker 4: she couldn't speak English, like.
Speaker 7: Since the beginning of time.
Speaker 2: It's weird. Her name was kimber.
Speaker 15: Next.
Speaker 16: Hey, Matt, it's tea. I was just calling because I'm
Speaker 16: just I'm just very frustrated because I have all these
Speaker 16: plants and they keep dying. And remember we were talking
Speaker 16: and you said you were a grower and like you
Speaker 16: you know, you mentioned you like a green thumb or something.
Speaker 16: I'm like the grim reaper of plants over here, Like
Speaker 16: I just my succulent, my cactus dies. How do you
Speaker 16: kill a cactus? They live in places called death Valley.
Speaker 16: Apparently it's just my apartment and I have overtwater and
Speaker 16: you're underwatering, and I like, try singing to them, because
Speaker 16: I've read somewhere that if you sing to the plants
Speaker 16: like they're very you know, gentle kind creatures. And then
Speaker 16: I'm like, well, maybe they don't make my songs.
Speaker 17: I don't know what kind of.
Speaker 16: Music they like. I know I'm not like the best
Speaker 16: singer in the world, but I you know, I'm not
Speaker 16: the worst. And like maybe they should like understand my
Speaker 16: vibrational intentions and realize like I'm trying to be nice,
Speaker 16: and then they could just grow a lease, like how
Speaker 16: just sproute once? That's not you know what? No, don't
Speaker 16: even just stop falling off you have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you make fun of my singing. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 4: just you need to understand my vibrational intention I.
Speaker 2: Want to see what the plants look like in Alexis's apartment.
Speaker 2: Are they not a lot less graveyard?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The Loser regularly at this time every week, and make
Speaker 3: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: You can hear all the Loser line second dates and
Speaker 2: phone taps right there. We're gonna do a phone tap.
Speaker 6: Right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: When you're on the phone with a customer service person.
Speaker 3: There's a few personal questions that they're allowed to ask,
Speaker 3: like how's the weather in your area? Oh?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you having a nice day?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you thought about going back to your ex who
Speaker 2: cheated on you and giving you more chance.
Speaker 4: You'd actually get into it?
Speaker 3: Are you not supposed to ask that one? That's very
Speaker 3: crossing a boundary, because that's what Jose does in your
Speaker 3: phone tap right now?
Speaker 2: Another Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, my name is Garrison from customer Support.
Speaker 2: Is this Jenna?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 12: Why?
Speaker 1: Hi, Jenna? I just first off, I wanted to apologize
Speaker 1: for the snaffhoo regarding your account. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 17: I'm not aware of a snap. Who what are you
Speaker 17: talking about?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: So you haven't spoken with David, your fiance, about what?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I just got off the phone with him like five
Speaker 1: minutes ago, and he was really upset.
Speaker 16: I really don't understand what's going on.
Speaker 9: Can you just please tell me?
Speaker 1: So here's the situation, and it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a long story, but I read the work order incorrectly
Speaker 1: and I just need to confirm that you were leaving
Speaker 1: his family plan and joining Michael's and he was not lappy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently that's like your ex boyfriend or something.
Speaker 17: Why in the hell would anybody do that to me.
Speaker 17: I didn't sign up for that.
Speaker 1: I was going through paperwork and it had both men's
Speaker 1: income on it listed, and I was like, there's no
Speaker 1: way she's with that David guy. Michael makes so much
Speaker 1: more than him. So I just mess a button.
Speaker 14: Okay, none of if it's any of your sam business.
Speaker 17: I don't see how you get off looking at other
Speaker 17: people's financials or anything else that's for that matter.
Speaker 2: It's my bad.
Speaker 1: Like I just thought it was like a lose zero
Speaker 1: get with the hero type of thing. Right, They're not
Speaker 1: going to be with.
Speaker 2: A poor guy.
Speaker 17: You are a customer service person and all you are
Speaker 17: doing is stirring up in my life. I don't even
Speaker 17: talk with Michael like a year, and you have got
Speaker 17: me on his plans.
Speaker 6: Honey.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping I'm not crossing any boundaries here. But Michael
Speaker 1: and I did speak about it in boundaries.
Speaker 17: You that's stomped on the boundaries with your big boots.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if you heard what I said.
Speaker 1: I said I spoke with Michael about it.
Speaker 16: You talked to Michael, Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 1: He says everything happens for a reason, and he'd actually
Speaker 1: like you to call him.
Speaker 17: I bet he would, but he's a douchebag, and I'm
Speaker 17: not going to and you're not going to put me
Speaker 17: on his plan.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like your current boyfriend, David just
Speaker 1: seems so like quick tempered and insecure.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: Michael was like, sweet, you need to shut the hell up.
Speaker 17: You don't even know what you're talking about. You spent
Speaker 17: five minutes on the phone with somebody and you're going
Speaker 17: to be their judge, and damnation, listen, I.
Speaker 1: Know tempers are flaring right now.
Speaker 17: I can damn right they are. Well, you have every
Speaker 17: right to be mad. You are a horrible customer service person.
Speaker 1: I am sorry. I just want to make sure, like,
Speaker 1: are you confident you made the right choice?
Speaker 17: How dare you ask me that? That is none of
Speaker 17: your business? Okay? Michael is on, No, David is wonderful. Okay,
Speaker 17: he you're getting me all frustrated.
Speaker 1: Was that a little slip of the tongue.
Speaker 16: You need to shut up.
Speaker 17: I need you to fix this right now or I'm
Speaker 17: going to come down there.
Speaker 2: It's your life, your decisions.
Speaker 17: Damn right it is.
Speaker 1: So here's what I recommend. Obviously, your having conflicted thoughts.
Speaker 1: I think you go back to your ex boyfriend's house
Speaker 1: and sleep with Michael one last time, just.
Speaker 17: To see no, no, no, you's right now. I'm tired
Speaker 17: of you, and I'm tired of this conversation.
Speaker 1: Okay, but this is the last thing I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: Michael is totally open to talk about reconciliation.
Speaker 17: He told me that you are out of your damn mind.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't his fault he got caught cheating.
Speaker 16: I am going to come down there and have your job.
Speaker 17: I'm going to get you fired. This is so inappropriate.
Speaker 1: You know it's actually inappropriate that you're not giving him
Speaker 1: a second chance.
Speaker 17: I don't want to hear it. Shut up, fix it
Speaker 17: right now now.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I just need permission for my supervisors Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey first, and then I can do that.
Speaker 17: Okay, will you give a little Brook and Jeffrey to
Speaker 17: act down here because I need everything that you picked
Speaker 17: up today.
Speaker 1: Do you know them, because I'm pretty sure they I'll
Speaker 1: at least approve you for a prank phone call. If not,
Speaker 1: the plan switchy thingy, you know the phone call that's
Speaker 1: happening right now that your fiance David set you up
Speaker 1: for what It's a prank. This whole thing has been
Speaker 1: a prank.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Are you me right now?
Speaker 2: That's the point I am kidding you.
Speaker 1: My name's actually a Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning and this is a phone tap.
Speaker 2: Your fiance set you up.
Speaker 16: Holy crap me. And if you get a game went on,
Speaker 16: I get home.
Speaker 17: The hell is crazy.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: You were talking the other night about how awful your
Speaker 1: ex was and how thankful you are to have him.
Speaker 17: So well, I'm not as thankful as I was before.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Places you probably shouldn't kiss.
Speaker 3: During your one on one disciplinary meeting with your child's teacher.
Speaker 4: Gets a kid out of trouble, you know, it gets their.
Speaker 2: Grades up a little bit?
Speaker 3: Or what about in the middle of your annual mammogram,
Speaker 3: ma'am chest your mouth here, you're already half naked.
Speaker 5: That is really I mean just the position, oh mammogram
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of the other doctor.
Speaker 2: No, that one you need. You should be kissing for sure.
Speaker 3: But we heard about a first kiss from one of
Speaker 3: our listeners recently and it sounded like one of the
Speaker 3: most awkward experiences ever, not just because of where it happened,
Speaker 3: but how it started. You're gonna hear it in your
Speaker 3: brand new second date update next kiss me.
Speaker 2: I was kidding the second date up date.
Speaker 3: In previous second date calls, we've heard of people visiting
Speaker 3: a cemetery for a date. Remember the guy that wanted
Speaker 3: to introduce the girl to his grandparents and so he
Speaker 3: took her to meet them.
Speaker 4: Like maybe a couple of years into your relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little intense for the first date.
Speaker 3: We've also heard about people stopping in on a funeral
Speaker 3: in the middle of their date because they forgot that
Speaker 3: they double booked it. And we're like, we can get
Speaker 3: back to bar just a second, but I have to
Speaker 3: make Chris stop just real quick.
Speaker 2: I just have to be seen here.
Speaker 4: You can get a free bouquet flower though for your dates.
Speaker 2: They don't know, Jose, but you know, I don't think
Speaker 2: we've ever heard about two people meeting at a funeral before,
Speaker 2: so This is definitely a Brook and Jeffrey first and
Speaker 2: one of our listeners. Julia says it just happened to her. So, Julia,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hi guys, Hey.
Speaker 4: With my background, I just have to ask you weren't related, right, No,
Speaker 4: it wasn't.
Speaker 9: A kissing cousins situation. I'm glad to say that at least.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, who is this guy that you met?
Speaker 9: So I met Rick at a funeral?
Speaker 4: Is it to ask that before we asked who died?
Speaker 4: Or do we not ask who died? Is that weird?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't know them. I'm sorry. Was it someone in
Speaker 2: your family?
Speaker 9: It was not someone in my family. It was a
Speaker 9: good friend of mine. It's her colleague that passed away. Okay,
Speaker 9: she said she really didn't want to go by herself
Speaker 9: and last place I thought I was gonna meet someone
Speaker 9: I'll be honest with.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I know it's in Alexis's top five.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I am emotional and vulnerable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but look at her, an old rich guy that's
Speaker 4: close to the same thing.
Speaker 2: She can wear her tiny black dress with the crop
Speaker 2: top black dress.
Speaker 7: You can't wear that's my funerals.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, sorry, sorry, I know this is more of
Speaker 3: a serious topic, but so how did you meet Rick?
Speaker 9: So it's a tiny event. There's like maybe twenty five
Speaker 9: thirty people, and I'm kind of people watching and I
Speaker 9: look up and here's this like super cute, sensitive guy.
Speaker 9: And something in me said, when he's going to find
Speaker 9: someone that's showing like this vulnerable side to them?
Speaker 2: Oh he was looking vulnerable.
Speaker 7: Well, I can't imagine some stoke dude going and not cry.
Speaker 2: I haven't cried at a funeral. And in a while
Speaker 2: you have it. I got, I got an appearance to
Speaker 2: a poll.
Speaker 7: I guess it is more rare than alexis. And I figure,
Speaker 7: how do you.
Speaker 4: Strike up a conversation with him because you don't know him?
Speaker 9: Well, it was like a private event, so there was
Speaker 9: like a viewing room and then there was like a
Speaker 9: little reception area with some snacks.
Speaker 2: Walk up to him and come here often, Oh god,
Speaker 2: what did you do a little bit like that?
Speaker 9: I went in and I just thought, let me go
Speaker 9: say hello. So we started to chatting, just like superficial
Speaker 9: like surface stuff was what was his vibe?
Speaker 2: Getting chatted up in the middle of the funeral by
Speaker 2: a cute girl crying like Yeah, my name's Rick.
Speaker 9: I think it gave him like a moment of distraction
Speaker 9: because he was so upset. Yeah, it was a beautiful
Speaker 9: day and there was like a little park outside, so
Speaker 9: I don't know who brought it up, but we decided
Speaker 9: why not get some fresh air and just kind of
Speaker 9: do a lap around the park.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so he was thinking what you were thinking,
Speaker 4: Like don't you think you guys?
Speaker 5: I mean like if a if a pretty girl you
Speaker 5: don't know comes up to you at a funeral, like
Speaker 5: why would.
Speaker 7: You live with her?
Speaker 18: You wouldn't live with her, Like if your whole family's
Speaker 18: there and all your friends, Like, well, sometimes if you're
Speaker 18: wound up in that emotional situation, it just helps to
Speaker 18: get out of there for a second, to have a
Speaker 18: chance to breathe and decompressed rather than being stuck in.
Speaker 4: A room and feeling all those but not with someone
Speaker 4: you just met.
Speaker 2: If you want to be picky about who you take
Speaker 2: your walks with. Was how was the walk?
Speaker 9: It was great. We were like chatting, you know, we
Speaker 9: were kind of like just getting to know each other,
Speaker 9: And so I brought up the person that passed and
Speaker 9: just kind of asked them like how he knew her.
Speaker 4: That's a pretty normal question that if you're.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And that's when he got really emotional. So okay,
Speaker 9: I went in, you know, just to give him a hug,
Speaker 9: you know, for comfort, and we did kiss.
Speaker 2: Whoa, wow, I told you.
Speaker 1: We kiss from all the da Oh my god, wait
Speaker 1: is this the date?
Speaker 4: Like, did you guys you made.
Speaker 9: Out at the This is so weird, like we just
Speaker 9: had one innocent kiss. It was yeah, we it didn't
Speaker 9: get heavy or anything like that. And once we got
Speaker 9: back into you know, the room, I jokingly said to him, Hey,
Speaker 9: maybe next time, you know, we'll made outside of a funeral.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, because you're this is where.
Speaker 2: This is working.
Speaker 7: What did he say?
Speaker 9: So we exchanged numbers all right, and everything seemed fine.
Speaker 9: And now I can't get a hold of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, how long has it been.
Speaker 9: It's been about a week week.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the one time we can't say she
Speaker 4: got ghosted.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, the right right today?
Speaker 15: Okay.
Speaker 2: And there's no chance there or any other like cute
Speaker 2: girls at the funeral.
Speaker 9: No, there really wasn't a lot of other people there.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's just still trying to process it all,
Speaker 4: you know. That's a lot of emotion in one day.
Speaker 9: That's fair, That's fair. I just kind of I'm curious.
Speaker 9: Did I really cross the line? Am I am my head?
Speaker 9: I just I'm dying to know what the other don't
Speaker 9: you start.
Speaker 2: All right? I'm trying to figure out the right way
Speaker 2: to say this. Put your your anxieties to rest. No,
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll get answers.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're hopefully more uplifting second date update, less morbid
Speaker 3: second date up dates exactly.
Speaker 2: We'll do it right after this, Okay, okay, okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
Speaker 3: The most shocking part of what we just heard after
Speaker 3: Julia met a guy at a funeral is the fact
Speaker 3: that all of my co hosts seem to be totally
Speaker 3: cool with it.
Speaker 6: What do you mean what?
Speaker 2: I'm surprised.
Speaker 3: I thought somebody here would take issue with an impromptu
Speaker 3: funeral hookup.
Speaker 5: If people get horny at my funeral, I say, go
Speaker 5: for it, get dressed up anyway.
Speaker 7: Paradigm, it's definitely unique.
Speaker 3: Is the only one who's like kind of reserved about it.
Speaker 3: A wish as they went farther.
Speaker 7: You know, the only thing life is guaranteed, Jeff is death.
Speaker 7: Taxes you.
Speaker 2: Open. Yeah, that's not usually a turn onto people, though, Broke.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess I underestimate this group, how down you are
Speaker 2: for anything? And I said, I said hook up. That's
Speaker 2: kind of a strong word, it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an innocent kiss that proves love can blossom anywhere.
Speaker 2: That's right, even from death.
Speaker 7: Usually that's pretty fertile ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Julia, if we will, I'm it's a serious thing.
Speaker 7: Okay, cry, I mean, what's your option.
Speaker 2: I apologize for Brook first of all. Okay, I kind
Speaker 2: of get it all right now, if we are.
Speaker 3: Able to get you a second date, are you excited
Speaker 3: to tell your future grandkids that you frenched their father
Speaker 3: above a tombstone?
Speaker 2: That tasteful French it, Julia?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I am. He's just super cute and sensitive
Speaker 9: and that's like what I was trying to attract. So
Speaker 9: there he is. Sorry I met a funeral.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, we'll be respectful when he's on
Speaker 5: the phone, because he did get emotional when you brought
Speaker 5: up the person that passed. Like, we don't want to
Speaker 5: we don't want to hurt his feelings or you know,
Speaker 5: make him upset.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Like, I don't want to be a jerk, you know,
Speaker 9: and be insensitive.
Speaker 2: But unless he's a jerk to us first, then well
Speaker 2: if he starts it, I can't help myself. You higher, Nope,
Speaker 2: going low right now. I'm worried about this call.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking for Rick.
Speaker 15: Uh this is Rick was calling.
Speaker 2: Hey Rick, My name is jeff from a radio show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey Rick, good morning.
Speaker 15: Uh, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 3: We were past some security footage from a local cemetery
Speaker 3: and what we saw something interesting happen there.
Speaker 2: We heard the angle over taken here. Yeah you don't.
Speaker 2: I think you just reinded.
Speaker 3: We're a radio show do a silly segment called second
Speaker 3: Date Updates?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I know that was a lot. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: went all over the place.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is a segment where we try and help out
Speaker 3: our listeners who've met someone or been on a date
Speaker 3: with someone they really liked, try and get another date
Speaker 3: and figure out why.
Speaker 2: It hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3: So the cemetery I was talking about was where you
Speaker 3: met Julia, one of our listeners. Julia, it was about
Speaker 3: a week ago.
Speaker 15: Yeah, no, I remember, Julia.
Speaker 4: What was that like for you meeting Julia.
Speaker 15: I mean she was great. Really, I didn't know where long,
Speaker 15: but we really vibed a lot of That is a funeral,
Speaker 15: you know.
Speaker 3: We get the sense that you may have liked her
Speaker 3: a little bit because rumor has it YouTube kissed.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, listen, guys, I'm gonna it's just a weird situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely.
Speaker 4: I bet you didn't expect that to happen that day.
Speaker 15: Well, for sure.
Speaker 6: Not.
Speaker 15: Listen. I just feel guilty, and that's why I haven't called,
Speaker 15: just because it was a funeral.
Speaker 2: Are you in a relationship that's it?
Speaker 15: No, No, I'm not at all. It's uh, it's a
Speaker 15: job thing job.
Speaker 4: Do you feel guilty of your job?
Speaker 15: I'm just going to be straight with you.
Speaker 12: I was hired by that person that the person who
Speaker 12: has passed away her family to be a professional mourner
Speaker 12: at the event.
Speaker 4: Wait, what, professor say that?
Speaker 6: Slower?
Speaker 4: Say that slower.
Speaker 12: I was hired by that person's family to be a
Speaker 12: professional mourner the event.
Speaker 2: Even slower.
Speaker 4: Right in the middle, You didn't know the person who
Speaker 4: died at the funeral?
Speaker 15: No, I've a mother before.
Speaker 7: Oh what why why do they need you?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 5: Why did you get emotional. She said, you got emotional
Speaker 5: when you guys were go on the walk and you brought.
Speaker 2: Her us mourners.
Speaker 15: Essentially, I am paid to be a mourner there.
Speaker 12: So what happens is I go to things like this,
Speaker 12: to a funeral, and I'm an actor, I become emotional.
Speaker 5: Why why would people want that a funeral though? It's
Speaker 5: like Grandma wasn't that well loved.
Speaker 4: Can somebody cry for it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: I don't get it?
Speaker 2: She said, it was a super tiny funeral. Maybe this
Speaker 2: makes sense. You might want one of these for.
Speaker 7: Your Let's just keep this, guys, I'm forcing you to cry.
Speaker 1: I'll be a professional laugher at your funeral.
Speaker 2: Brug Yeah, why that is a good question. Tho, why
Speaker 2: do people hire you? What's the point?
Speaker 15: Well, sometimes it just makes a place look fuller.
Speaker 12: Sometimes people are less self conscious about getting emotional if
Speaker 12: there's already someone there doing it.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of an icebreaker, Okay, I mean for like
Speaker 5: a you know, emotionally closed off family.
Speaker 4: That kind of makes sense.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so back to what you called. I really don't
Speaker 12: want to tell her why I was there. I mean,
Speaker 12: I was paid to be there, and it feels strange
Speaker 12: to tell her now.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, you know, you don't have to beat
Speaker 3: yourself up trying to figure out how to tell her
Speaker 3: because he kind of already did.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Wait, so you actually get paid to cry at stranger's funeral?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Julia.
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, I got that.
Speaker 2: We'll just let you guys talk.
Speaker 11: Listen.
Speaker 12: I mean you heard it essentially. Yeah, I am paid
Speaker 12: to cry there, But it's not just crying sometimes though,
Speaker 12: like I've given a speech before, I've been a pall bearer.
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I just sort of lucked out.
Speaker 12: I didn't I didn't realize one of my job perks
Speaker 12: was meeting folks as we bury the dead.
Speaker 15: But there you go.
Speaker 2: Wow, Julia, I mean, how are you feeling hearing all that?
Speaker 9: I guess I just like thought you were this like
Speaker 9: really sensitive person that was like feeling your emotions and
Speaker 9: then just to find out that it's all just like
Speaker 9: a big game. It's I don't know's I'm kind of I.
Speaker 15: Know it's super weird.
Speaker 12: I know I was weird when I first got hired,
Speaker 12: But my feelings for you are real. The second time
Speaker 12: I cried with you in the park, remember Law, that
Speaker 12: was real.
Speaker 15: You brought the real emotion out of me, and that's
Speaker 15: that's why I kissed you.
Speaker 9: But you cried because I brought up the person that passed.
Speaker 9: So all you did was just you were like primed
Speaker 9: to be triggered by that to cry. So how can
Speaker 9: I trust like anything when like I know that you're
Speaker 9: preparing yourself for a reaction.
Speaker 15: I mean, do you trust a dentice to not scrub
Speaker 15: your teeth when he's not at work? You know what
Speaker 15: I mean? Work is work?
Speaker 16: You don't.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was a weird analogy, but you got somewhere
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, he's able to leave it at home.
Speaker 4: I mean he sounds sincere. Were you gonna call her?
Speaker 15: I wanted to, Yeah, I just I didn't know how
Speaker 15: to say it. I was trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2: He's in a tough position, didn't Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want to believe you at this point, Rick, And
Speaker 3: I feel like at this point, I mean, I might
Speaker 3: cry if you guys don't go out together on another date,
Speaker 3: because what.
Speaker 2: Does that say about me as a radio host to
Speaker 2: send you on a date? Making me laugh?
Speaker 11: We're paid for the guy?
Speaker 4: Are you sure you want to send guy?
Speaker 2: Seriously?
Speaker 3: Rick, are you up for seeing Julia and because it
Speaker 3: sounded like you were genuinely into her?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2: Now the question is, Julia Art, are you still interested
Speaker 2: in going out with Rick again after what you heard?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: I think I have to pass. I'm sorry, terrible you are.
Speaker 2: I can't make this happen. I can't make anything happen.
Speaker 4: This is pathetic.
Speaker 15: I got a gig next Tuesday. I can't go to
Speaker 15: if you want to kill in for me.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's almost gonna be like is that young Jeffery.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning?
Speaker 3: Drunk entertainers dressed in funny outfits, a giant kiddie pool
Speaker 3: filled with strange liquid? Where are we in an epic
Speaker 3: tug of war battle over the last can of bubblegum
Speaker 3: flavored white claw?
Speaker 7: Are we a sorority?
Speaker 3: It might sound like a children's birthday party at books house. No,
Speaker 3: I'm actually describing a typical NFL tailgate. And the person
Speaker 3: over that last white claw was, of course, our social
Speaker 3: media coordinator, Alexis. Yeah, because she joined Jose down at
Speaker 3: the stadium this weekend to moot you off the fans
Speaker 3: during the pregame festivities and also ask them what you're
Speaker 3: doing at the tailgate.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a brand new batch of audio to
Speaker 2: play for you coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 3: Dust off your lucky jersey, baked that six hundred layer
Speaker 3: nacho dipped, and install.
Speaker 2: A toilet seat right onto your lazy boy. Because football is.
Speaker 5: Back, baby.
Speaker 2: At the season, so soon.
Speaker 6: Soon.
Speaker 2: How dare you say stuff like that, Brooke?
Speaker 3: It's no The fans have been anxiously waiting for it,
Speaker 3: which is why the other day thousands rushed down to
Speaker 3: the stadium so they could hear the sweet symphony of
Speaker 3: helmets crashing, whistles blowing, and people screaming.
Speaker 1: Wait, fourteen dollars for one corn dog.
Speaker 2: It is like a spot for sports.
Speaker 3: But amongst all that chaos, you could also hear her
Speaker 3: own Jose Bolanios and Alexis Fuller walking around asking the
Speaker 3: fanatics a simple question, what you're doing at the tailgate?
Speaker 7: What you doing at the tailgate?
Speaker 2: Were drinking?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 6: Who's we?
Speaker 16: Who's this with you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm James, it's my bro You know how long
Speaker 2: have you been drinking for today? About an hour?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Since I woke up.
Speaker 7: You woke up an hour ago?
Speaker 4: Yeah, woke up, started drinking pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it the tailgate or just every day I
Speaker 2: work at a bar.
Speaker 17: You work at a bar, but you're not working today.
Speaker 2: No, no, supposed to be working right now.
Speaker 7: Oh did you call him sick?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Worse, worse.
Speaker 7: What's worse than being sick? What'd you say?
Speaker 2: Oh, brother got in a car accident?
Speaker 7: Oh you did?
Speaker 11: Yeah? I did?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What's wrong with your saying you're sick?
Speaker 2: I used that on Thursday?
Speaker 11: Is a lot.
Speaker 6: I want to hate.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hate on him, but I've used worse.
Speaker 4: You know, by the time I said, my roommate fell
Speaker 4: down the stairs and broke her arm.
Speaker 7: Oh, sometimes you just got to get creative.
Speaker 4: He's like the creative, the less questions you get.
Speaker 3: My dog ate his homework on Wednesday. He got his
Speaker 3: arms stuck in the blood pressure machine at the drug store.
Speaker 2: He's running out of idea. Watch his bosses like, you
Speaker 2: don't even have a brother, Yeah, not anymore?
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the tailgate, just trying to forget
Speaker 3: what I'm doing and where I have to be.
Speaker 1: Right now, You're at a tailgate with a bunch of people,
Speaker 1: everyone's drinking and laughing, and you're just kind.
Speaker 2: Of serious over here. That's just part of my life.
Speaker 1: But you're you have a beer in your hand, you
Speaker 1: have a jersey on. Are you excited to watch him football?
Speaker 6: At least?
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to dress.
Speaker 1: The part you're trying to blend in is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Yes, why is that? It's kind of leap? Oh, what's
Speaker 2: going on? I don't know. He just walked away. What
Speaker 2: is he doing?
Speaker 6: Do we know?
Speaker 2: Do we know why?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: He's coming back. I don't understand what happened. There were
Speaker 1: you trying to end the interview and then you left
Speaker 1: your beer here? Because now you just came back and
Speaker 1: picked your beer up.
Speaker 2: My gummy kicked in about ten minutes friar.
Speaker 11: Oh no, I got it back.
Speaker 4: I was like, why would he ready to even talk
Speaker 4: to Hosea? Oh he can't fill his arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in the corner of the tailgate doing his
Speaker 2: own thing. Why is this purple dragon trying to talk?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave my beer.
Speaker 3: That's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and
Speaker 3: Alexis went down to the football game and asked all
Speaker 3: the fans.
Speaker 2: A simple question, what you doing at the tailgate. I'm
Speaker 2: just here with a couple of friends, having some beers,
Speaker 2: about to go watch the game.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I have to ask.
Speaker 2: You're with a group of girls, they're just friends.
Speaker 4: You're not dating any of them?
Speaker 2: No, just friends? Yeah, not hooking up with any of them. No,
Speaker 2: I don't hook up.
Speaker 7: Why are you on the friend zone? What have you
Speaker 7: done wrong?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 2: Actually I think that I got the lake house with
Speaker 2: a boat, so they're probably just.
Speaker 9: Here for me.
Speaker 7: Wait, you're the lake house of the boat.
Speaker 2: I mean you want my number, I give.
Speaker 9: It to you.
Speaker 7: I mean, why are you taking the boat out next?
Speaker 2: Literally tomorrow night.
Speaker 7: You got to give you my number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it'll just be meet you and a bunch
Speaker 2: of girls. All the pictures you want. Nut dudes at all,
Speaker 2: not even Jose.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 2: How was the boat?
Speaker 7: Oh so good?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 7: Your voice change? Oh my god, I can't help it.
Speaker 2: Well how many times does that happened to you?
Speaker 4: Where people want to come out of my boat?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Where you get on your guys boat?
Speaker 4: I buy my own boat.
Speaker 2: Job like your boat?
Speaker 6: Gross?
Speaker 2: Get away for me. What you're doing at the tailgate
Speaker 2: just drinking pounding drinks? Really honestly, realize you have a
Speaker 2: football game to go to after this crack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to be a blast.
Speaker 2: We're not even going to watch it.
Speaker 7: We're here for the boys.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're here for the boys. Your your friends are
Speaker 2: here for the football game.
Speaker 7: I'm here for the football players.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Would you ever go out with the professional athlete?
Speaker 6: Hell?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes?
Speaker 2: Why why date an athlete?
Speaker 6: Money?
Speaker 2: Not even some? Actually I have dated a professional athletes?
Speaker 7: No way, Oh he was a professional athlete.
Speaker 1: Oh, your friend just kind of called you out during
Speaker 1: high school and college?
Speaker 2: The way. How did the breakup work?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 7: I said, I don't want to be with you anymore.
Speaker 2: You broke up with him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just wasn't worth it looking back.
Speaker 1: Did you make the right decision now that he's rich
Speaker 1: and famous?
Speaker 7: No, I really have fumbled the bag.
Speaker 4: She's like, it wasn't worth it.
Speaker 18: I mean it was, yet, I just it's hard for
Speaker 18: me to admit that thought being the bigger person.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't know why you guys say love
Speaker 4: doesn't exist anymore?
Speaker 12: Not sure.
Speaker 3: When Jose asked why would you date an athlete? I
Speaker 3: thought she was going to say intellect for sure, money, That.
Speaker 7: Was deep conversation.
Speaker 2: Why do you say that? Off the air?
Speaker 1: Literally I was talking to her, thanking them, saying goodbye,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I was like, seriously, why didn't work out?
Speaker 2: And She's like, he was so dumb. She definitely doesn't
Speaker 2: like our show though. That's what you're doing at the tail.
Speaker 6: Game, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We have a new player on the phone named Erica,
Speaker 3: who is a retired from the Navy.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you this, Erica, everyone in.
Speaker 3: This room is saluting right now, except for Brook, who
Speaker 3: has her back turned for some reason. Just a game,
Speaker 3: come on, like competitiveness against the entire art forces.
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, my brother in law also retired from the
Speaker 5: new All right, okay, so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Really appreciate what you have done for this country.
Speaker 19: Erica, Thank you, Brook.
Speaker 2: But I have anger, she said, but I am.
Speaker 4: Going to annihilate you in this game.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, Bro, I mean you expected.
Speaker 19: That, though, Erica, Right, well, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's awesome, She's like, what am I god to
Speaker 3: Let's send Brook out of the studio for a second.
Speaker 9: Erica.
Speaker 3: While she leaves, we'll explain the rules. You got thirty
Speaker 3: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you have
Speaker 3: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. The Sega
Speaker 3: Genesis gaming system was released on this day in what decade?
Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety A.
Speaker 2: Terrapin refers to what type of animal.
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 3: Again, a terrapin refers to what type of animal? What
Speaker 3: tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code name
Speaker 3: the famous music the female musician who was originally born
Speaker 3: with the name Destiny Hope. What was the official language
Speaker 3: spoken in ancient Rome?
Speaker 6: Pas?
Speaker 2: Okay, quick review of your own performance, there.
Speaker 19: Erica, I don't think I did very well.
Speaker 3: Okay, honest with yourself. I do see on my phone
Speaker 3: screener here that you work out three hours every single day?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 6: What do you do?
Speaker 7: Don't you get bored?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 19: I do a little bit that I part of it
Speaker 19: is an hour of abdominals and then I do two
Speaker 19: hours on my elliptical machine and I read and I
Speaker 19: watch movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, I could hear your muscles through the phone. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: You are dedicated.
Speaker 3: We're gonna give you Jose's phone number, so you two
Speaker 3: can swap exercise tips and tricks because Jo has a bunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I like to cry in the shower for
Speaker 2: thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good core workout and if you make the
Speaker 1: water really hot, you sweat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it's healthy to cry.
Speaker 3: Yer, put that into your routine. Okay, okay, turn you ready? Yeah,
Speaker 3: your time starts now. The Sega Genesis gaming system was
Speaker 3: released on this.
Speaker 2: Day in what decades, oh gosh, eighties. A terrapin refers
Speaker 2: to what type of animal?
Speaker 4: Terrapin? Is it a bird?
Speaker 3: What tennis tournament has a famous all white dress code?
Speaker 2: M British Open named the female.
Speaker 3: Musician who was originally born with the name Destiny Hope Hope,
Speaker 3: uh pass. What was the official language spoken in ancient Rome?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Got there? Know what Roman language sounds like?
Speaker 4: We're gonna go to the score the Roman numerals. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's probably Latin. Wasn't it Latin for that?
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 7: To get down lucky.
Speaker 2: Yea Erica, you got one? Correct?
Speaker 4: God? It was rough Erica for me too, She says,
Speaker 4: it was I've never heard of.
Speaker 2: I know, for number one? Usa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you say you would say even.
Speaker 7: And bok you also got tied.
Speaker 2: Tie does go to the house on these Erica.
Speaker 4: I'm just lucky it wasn't a push up competition.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's get these answers in the Sega Genesis
Speaker 3: gaming system released on this day back in the nineteen
Speaker 3: eighties nineteen eighty nine. Specifically, a terrapin is a type
Speaker 3: of turtle. Yeah, they're the mascot for the universe. We
Speaker 3: have Maryland.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I know from you Maryland.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Interesting tennis tournament that has the all white dress code
Speaker 3: is Wimbledon brook Isn't that the same as it's like
Speaker 3: the British.
Speaker 2: Open, But it's called Wimbledon, so you gotta say wimbled
Speaker 2: not enough for it.
Speaker 3: The famous female musician originally born with the name Destiny Hope,
Speaker 3: she's known as Miley Cyrus changed it to Miley because
Speaker 3: she was so smiley.
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy that Miley is a more normal name
Speaker 4: than the one that you.
Speaker 5: Know, like, well, it's a celebrities, right, So he was
Speaker 5: like Destiny Destiny Hope, Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 2: The official language spoken in ancient Rome that was.
Speaker 5: Latin and sorry to any Destiny's listening like it's a
Speaker 5: great name. Just Destiny and Hope together is a little
Speaker 5: redundant to oh yeah, are b are that great name?
Speaker 2: Erica.
Speaker 3: We can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 3: you do win a pair of tickets to see Sam
Speaker 3: Smith perform at Climate Pledge Arena on August twenty third.
Speaker 6: Hey, oh sweet, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gonna be an ad workout, law dancing.
Speaker 2: Rusting, finding.
Speaker 3: I think you enjoy Erica, thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 3: We all salute you. We'll be back to de Windbrooks
Speaker 3: Buck same time tomorrow
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.