Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2: Little mouse Speak text to sevent eighty five nine two says,
Speaker 2: when I was six, I used to strip down completely naked,
Speaker 2: crawl inside my pillowcase, and force myself out, pretending I
Speaker 2: was a baby being born. Not just once, I did
Speaker 2: this several times. I know I was a weird kid.
Speaker 2: I just say, you had a bigger grasp of how
Speaker 2: babies are born than any other kid that I've ever met.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to pretend my pillowcase was my girlfriend and
Speaker 2: it was hot until we got into this big fight
Speaker 2: one night, and then she dumped me and left me
Speaker 2: for my lamp wow, and then they would hook up
Speaker 2: in front of me.
Speaker 1: What do I feel like?
Speaker 2: This was only like five years ago. It still hurts
Speaker 2: a little bit, very disrespectful. I'm sorry, but the segment
Speaker 2: isn't about me and my healthy past. This is about
Speaker 2: the listeners and their past, letting them share it. During
Speaker 2: the mass speaker, We've got a guy who wants to
Speaker 2: unpack his secret pillow in front of everybody. He wants
Speaker 2: to go by Kevin today.
Speaker 1: So Kevin, what's up? Welcome to the show Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Guys?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to be reborn?
Speaker 1: Kevin? Ooh, all right, let's do.
Speaker 2: We got the voice changer on. You're the mass speaker.
Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1: All right. When I was eight years old, right, I
Speaker 1: used to stay with my grandparents and it was way out,
Speaker 1: I mean way out the bullies like little house on
Speaker 1: the prairie. I mean it was rural. I mean chickens, goats,
Speaker 1: pig They had live stocks with them.
Speaker 2: Trying to say, okay, so they had you working is
Speaker 2: what they probably had to do and out there right,
Speaker 2: you know, to me, it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't work at that time because I was a little kid.
Speaker 1: It was like being at the zoo and helping. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were happy.
Speaker 1: So fun exactly because I was out there in the summertime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: And they loved having me out there. That was the
Speaker 1: cool thing about it. They loved having me. I used
Speaker 1: to explore the woods, you know, climb trees.
Speaker 2: Grandpa are so weird. They always love having those little
Speaker 2: kids around. Yeah, because they can give them back, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: they can just spoil them and send yes.
Speaker 1: Awesome exactly, load us up with sugar and send us
Speaker 1: on the way home. I'll tell you the thing that
Speaker 1: I really liked is we used to eat dinner together
Speaker 1: like a family every night, same time and watch TV
Speaker 1: at the same time. My parents would never let me
Speaker 1: do that. They would let dinny.
Speaker 2: TV is your dinner.
Speaker 1: So check this out right, one night, I'm watching the show,
Speaker 1: we're all watching it together, and I'm swearing. Right in
Speaker 1: front of me, I see a flash of what looks
Speaker 1: to be my grandpa's face right there on TV.
Speaker 2: Who are you guys watching the local news?
Speaker 1: I mean old people love that. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we were watching. I just showed up. His face shows up.
Speaker 1: My grandma jumps up purs your TV channel immediately, so
Speaker 1: we're not watching that time got the bit. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell change was that? Grandpa? Don't know? That
Speaker 1: was just somebody that look a lot like grandfather. That
Speaker 1: wasn't really him.
Speaker 2: Her behavior, though, that's so odd, the fact that she
Speaker 2: jumped to change the channels.
Speaker 1: I've never seen her move that that. Didn't think much
Speaker 1: about it until like years later. Okay, have this weird
Speaker 1: kind of memory like the days out, But I realized
Speaker 1: I've been watching America's most warn.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Jeff's favorite program, America's Hottest grand Ye,
Speaker 2: your grandpa was a wanted criminal.
Speaker 1: That's when I found out he used to work for
Speaker 1: the mob. The mob. I wonder he lives in the Boonies.
Speaker 2: It probably hid the bodies or fed him to the
Speaker 2: pigs or fed that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's dark. Well that's what you should do.
Speaker 2: Brook knows this information. She lived out in the Boonies too.
Speaker 1: He went right to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, no, like he was part of
Speaker 2: the mob, like the mafia.
Speaker 1: Yep. They were super nice to me. I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything about it, and they made grape bacon. I can
Speaker 1: tell you that. I wondered why I had.
Speaker 2: Like a million uncles like uncle tight lips and he
Speaker 2: doesn't talk. They wore this like pinky diamond ring. It
Speaker 2: just and when they did chores around the house. I
Speaker 2: always wanted to make cement shoes. Yes, very artistic.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Man.
Speaker 2: Did he ever get caught?
Speaker 1: I could never ask anybody about it. I was curious
Speaker 1: of the same thing myself. I'm like, what did you
Speaker 1: do that kind of thing? I didn't have anybody I
Speaker 1: could talk to about it, so I just did some
Speaker 1: of my old research. I found out Grandpa actually changed
Speaker 1: his name relocated out there in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean he was a super nice guy.
Speaker 1: But he passed away a few years ago.
Speaker 2: Super nice mob guy, I mean killed a couple, but
Speaker 2: not directly, had somebody else do it for him.
Speaker 1: The cool thing was, sometimes at night, I'll actually this
Speaker 1: is stupid. I will google his water poster and just
Speaker 1: look at him and think about the guy that I do.
Speaker 1: He was my grandpa. You know, That's why I knew.
Speaker 1: Rather we just cook the books or something.
Speaker 2: You want him on your side.
Speaker 1: So even up in heaven, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Some mass speaker that bar seven eight got to love them.
Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 2: we can hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. Your phone's town's coming up
Speaker 2: next
Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,