Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brooke and Jeffrey Podcast.
Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy. Wait,
Speaker 2: those actually all have super hot men, don't they. Actually,
Speaker 2: if you're listening from their DM me after this, k
Speaker 2: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: Remember when Pete Davidson was first starting to date all
Speaker 3: those big A listers.
Speaker 1: There be so excited about that.
Speaker 4: Jake Wingman, Pete Davidson actually but yeah, Kate Back and
Speaker 4: Sale Kim k And when that was happening, everybody was
Speaker 4: desperately trying to explain it, like, yeah, how in the
Speaker 4: world is this guy with her?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: It's true.
Speaker 1: She was like, he's just hot.
Speaker 7: I don't get it either.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being Pete Davidson and seeing all those headlines.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: I'll give me some credit, man, But we were given.
Speaker 3: The term big d energy. Now there's a new word
Speaker 3: everybody on TikTok is using to describe that guy who
Speaker 3: isn't your typical type. But for some reason you can't
Speaker 3: explain it. You get all hot and flustered by him.
Speaker 1: Who is it? What do we call them.
Speaker 3: It's called the RIZ.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you guys heard of that's charisma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That sounds like a Broadway musical by Lin
Speaker 3: Manuel Miranda.
Speaker 8: Amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brook said it. It's short for charisma, and Urban
Speaker 3: Dictionary defines it as the quality of attracting women without
Speaker 3: even trying. You're just that guy everyone knows has the
Speaker 3: suavest personality, the most charm in the room. Yeah, people
Speaker 3: like Pedro Pascal. He's got the ribs, he's got a great.
Speaker 1: Wants him to take his shirt off constantly.
Speaker 3: Mick Jagger riddled with something book caught the RIZ actually
Speaker 3: twelve times in college. Luckily they had annointment at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm just happy you said in
Speaker 1: college instead of with the I don't know why I
Speaker 1: took that as a positive.
Speaker 3: At least they had a cure. Another cure for the
Speaker 3: RIZ is the shock collar question of the day, and
Speaker 3: we're going to give it over to somebody who's oozing
Speaker 3: dripping with riz.
Speaker 5: Jake.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 9: I want everyone to unclench your jaws, uncross your legs,
Speaker 9: and let my calming voice sweep over you like a
Speaker 9: tiny rumba for your soul. Because today is National Relaxation Day,
Speaker 9: why don't we just kick back, take a load off,
Speaker 9: and try not to think about how you're going to
Speaker 9: be painfully electrocuted if you get these trivia questions wrong
Speaker 9: during an extra soothing one and done, stress free fun
Speaker 9: shot colored.
Speaker 3: Question of the day you start with Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey, San Diego International Airport has a dedicated space just
Speaker 9: for relaxing while waiting for your flight. What's in this room?
Speaker 9: Is it a vibration neutral room which is free from
Speaker 9: noises and visuals common in the airport. Is it a
Speaker 9: meditation room decorated with art for quiet reflection, or is
Speaker 9: it a virtual reality spa all the comforts of a
Speaker 9: real spa just in headset form.
Speaker 3: Whoa, I feel like a giant man is massaging my shoulders.
Speaker 1: Take the headset off, jeff, I think it's actually just
Speaker 1: a weirdo in the airport.
Speaker 3: He thought about eucalyptus leaves on my eyes. It was
Speaker 3: just his wet nap that he tossed away.
Speaker 1: I think I tossed the headsets out, I mean just after.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound relaxing at all. Yeah, the dark room, though,
Speaker 3: the like the vibration neutral. Vibration neutral, no sounds, no visuals.
Speaker 3: That would make my hookups at the airport way easier.
Speaker 1: Your hookups have no sound.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying it'd be nice to do it
Speaker 3: in a dark place. Oh okay, still in the middle
Speaker 3: of the airport romantic. I'm gonna go with vibration neutral,
Speaker 3: Jeffrey said. Vibration neutral.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 3: San Diego has a meditation room.
Speaker 9: Very simple. We're over one Alexis. In Japan, there's a
Speaker 9: practice called chin rin yoku that is a preventative health
Speaker 9: care method based and relaxation. What does chinrin yoku translate to?
Speaker 9: Is it a forest bathing b stream yoga or c
Speaker 9: mountain hugging.
Speaker 2: Stream yoga like you stand in a water stream and
Speaker 2: like a paddle board yoga.
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 10: That's true dream.
Speaker 7: The sound of streams is very relaxing, So that's good.
Speaker 9: You know, treage and white river yoga.
Speaker 8: Four.
Speaker 3: The forest thrusting sounded kind of good to meet bathing
Speaker 3: force bathing. Don't go with that one. Are the neutral room,
Speaker 3: jeff is just head stupy do that?
Speaker 2: The sound of streams like that's on every little calming
Speaker 2: sound thing ever, I'm gonna go with that one.
Speaker 3: Jake Alexa said stream yoga.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 9: It was forest bathing. As you walk in silence amongst
Speaker 9: the trees, you're encouraged to stop, sit and look up
Speaker 9: at all around yourself and all the beauty the forest gives.
Speaker 9: No actual bathing takes place.
Speaker 3: Just like our camping trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there wasn't a lot of calm and quiet. A
Speaker 1: lot of you guys complaining.
Speaker 3: Jo your question.
Speaker 9: In the United States, meditation is the second most popular
Speaker 9: mind and body practice. I didn't know that which is first?
Speaker 9: Is it a visiting a chiropractor? B acupuncture or see
Speaker 9: massage therapy?
Speaker 7: Ooom man, I love watching chiropractic video.
Speaker 1: Is a chiropractor comment that all I don't know it
Speaker 1: is so no racket.
Speaker 8: It's doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: It will freaks me out.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: As a crack addict, which is what we're called, I
Speaker 7: don't even want to pitch all the YouTube cams and
Speaker 7: I follow. But I do agree with Brooke that not
Speaker 7: everyone feels like I do about this, like it's relaxing
Speaker 7: and calming. I do feel like it's stressful. I feel
Speaker 7: like everyone, though, can be excited for a relaxing massage,
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 9: Massage, Jose said, massage therapy. That is incorrect. It is
Speaker 9: visiting a chiropractice relaxing just ahead of meditation.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 9: We're zero for three, Brook, it's year turn to save
Speaker 9: the group, all right. Fika is a relaxation practice from
Speaker 9: Sweden that helps you get in the proper state of mind.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: What does fica translate to? Is it pickled herring and tea,
Speaker 9: meatballs and wine or cake and coffee.
Speaker 1: God, I would love to sit down with meatballs and wine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but I think Jake's trying to trick me.
Speaker 1: He just picked two things he knew I would like and.
Speaker 3: Put it in the middle.
Speaker 1: I think it would be more calming though, and more
Speaker 1: of like, I'm just thinking of what would feel like
Speaker 1: self care to me, and that would be cake and coffee.
Speaker 1: That sounds lovely.
Speaker 3: Broke went with cake and coffee.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 9: Speak as a cake and coffee break and encourages slowing
Speaker 9: down and enjoying your moments of peace while sharing food
Speaker 9: with your friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, like Brook in the break from hugging a cake.
Speaker 5: This is my.
Speaker 3: Straightway.
Speaker 1: It's actually costco said.
Speaker 3: Okay, Book's the only one who got hearts right, and
Speaker 3: so the rest of us are gonna get shocked.
Speaker 1: Somebody wanted to you're still with me?
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to hear I'm blue by Iifel sixty.
Speaker 1: How is that relaxing?
Speaker 3: It's not Yes, I'm blue, Indeed, I haven't died. Indeed,
Speaker 3: I haven't died. Indeed, it's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 6: Day, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think there's people among us who secretly
Speaker 3: are living a double life.
Speaker 11: That is wild.
Speaker 3: You think you know them, but you have no idea
Speaker 3: what they're really capable of. When they go home behind
Speaker 3: closed doors. Like Alexis, you probably assume, Oh, she just
Speaker 3: leaves the radio station every day, gets her hair done,
Speaker 3: and stumbles into whatever the closest happy hour is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, stumbles, Sure, is that it?
Speaker 3: But no, she actually goes to her other job in
Speaker 3: a state of the art science lab running analytics on
Speaker 3: parasitic bionodes to unlock cures for rare diseases across.
Speaker 1: The glam Really is I know.
Speaker 3: It almost sounds made up. It's too good to be true.
Speaker 1: Shine Time, He's the legally blonde.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying you never know. But we have a
Speaker 3: guy on the phone who learned a deep family secret
Speaker 3: about his own grandpa, who was living a double life.
Speaker 3: And it all started when he was randomly watching TV
Speaker 3: one night and saw something crazy on the screen. It's
Speaker 3: not that you're gonna hear the story in a brand
Speaker 3: new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 5: Concession I can't take back all arms.
Speaker 3: Speaker sext the seven eight five nine two says, when
Speaker 3: I was six, I used to strip down completely naked,
Speaker 3: crawl inside my pillowcase and force myself out, pretending I
Speaker 3: was a baby being born. Not just once, I did
Speaker 3: this several times. I know I was a weird kid.
Speaker 1: I just say, you had a bigger grasp of how
Speaker 1: babies are born than any other kid that I've ever met.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to pretend my pillow case was my girlfriend
Speaker 3: and it was hot until we got into this big
Speaker 3: fight one night, and then she dumped me and left
Speaker 3: me for my lamp. Wow, and then they would look
Speaker 3: up in front of me.
Speaker 1: I feel like this was only like five years ago.
Speaker 3: It still hurts a little bit. Yeah, very disrespectful. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: but the segment isn't about me and my healthy past.
Speaker 3: This is about the listeners and their past, letting them
Speaker 3: share it during the mass speaker. We've got a guy
Speaker 3: who wants to unpack his secret pillow in front of everybody.
Speaker 3: He wants to go by Kevin today. So Kevin, what's up?
Speaker 3: Welcome to show many what's going on?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to be reborn?
Speaker 8: Kevin?
Speaker 3: All right, let's do. We got the voice changer on.
Speaker 3: You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5: All right, When I was years old, right, I stay
Speaker 5: with my grandparents and it was way out, I mean
Speaker 5: way out the bullies like little house on the prairie.
Speaker 5: I mean it was rural. I mean chickens, goats, pig
Speaker 5: they had live stocks to what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they had to working is what they probably
Speaker 1: had to do, and out there right you know.
Speaker 5: To me, it wasn't work at that time because I
Speaker 5: was a little kid. It was like being at the
Speaker 5: zoo and helping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so fun exactly.
Speaker 5: Because I was out there in the summertime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5: And they loved having me out there. That was the
Speaker 5: cool thing about They loved having me. I used to
Speaker 5: explore the woods, you know, climb trees.
Speaker 3: Grandparents are so weird. They always love having those little
Speaker 3: kids around because.
Speaker 1: They can give them back. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they could just spoil them and say, yes, awesome.
Speaker 5: Exactly, load us up with sugar and send us on
Speaker 5: the way home. I'll tell you the thing that I
Speaker 5: really liked is we used to eat dinner together like
Speaker 5: a family every night, same time and watch TV at
Speaker 5: the same time. My parents would never let me do that.
Speaker 1: They would let Dinny.
Speaker 3: TV is your dinner.
Speaker 5: So check this out right. One night, I'm watching the show,
Speaker 5: We're all watching it together, and I'm swearing. Right in
Speaker 5: front of me, I see a flash of what looks
Speaker 5: to be my grandpa's face right there on TV.
Speaker 1: Are you guys watching the local news? I mean old
Speaker 1: people love that.
Speaker 5: I don't know what we were watching. I just showed up.
Speaker 5: His face shows up. My grandma jumps up Pursy TV
Speaker 5: channel immediately, so we're not watching that time go to bit.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what the hell would changes was that Grandpa?
Speaker 5: Don't know? That was just somebody that looked a lot
Speaker 5: like Grandpa. That wasn't really him.
Speaker 3: Her behavior though, that's so odd.
Speaker 7: The fact that she jumped to change the channels.
Speaker 5: I've never seen her move that that. Didn't think much
Speaker 5: about it until like years later, so they don't have
Speaker 5: this weird kind of memory like a day's avoo. But
Speaker 5: I realized I've been watching America's Most warn.
Speaker 7: I thought it was just favorite programs.
Speaker 1: Your grandpa was a wanted criminal.
Speaker 5: That's when I found out he used to work for
Speaker 5: the mob mob.
Speaker 3: I wonder he lives in the Boonies.
Speaker 1: It probably hid the bodies or fed him to the pigs.
Speaker 5: Fed.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Wow, that's dark.
Speaker 1: Well that's what you should do.
Speaker 3: Brook knows this information. She lived out in the Boonies too.
Speaker 3: He went right to yeah, well.
Speaker 1: You know, no, like he was part of the mob,
Speaker 1: like the mafia.
Speaker 5: They were super nice to me. I didn't know anything
Speaker 5: about it, and they made grape bacon. I can tell
Speaker 5: you that.
Speaker 7: I wondered why I had like a million uncles like
Speaker 7: uncle tight lips and he doesn't talk.
Speaker 1: He wore this like pinky diamond ring.
Speaker 3: And when they did chores around the house, I always
Speaker 3: wanted to make cement shoes very artistic.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Did he ever get caught.
Speaker 5: I could never ask anybody about it. I was curious
Speaker 5: of the same thing myself. I'm like, what did you
Speaker 5: do that kind of thing? I didn't have anybody I
Speaker 5: could talk to about it, so I just did some
Speaker 5: of my old research. I found out Grandpa actually changed
Speaker 5: his name relocated out there in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I mean he was a super nice guy.
Speaker 5: But he passed away a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Super nice mob guy.
Speaker 1: I killed a couple, but not directly, and somebody else
Speaker 1: do it for him.
Speaker 5: The cool thing was, sometimes at night, I'll actually, this
Speaker 5: is stupid. I will google his wanted poster and just
Speaker 5: look at him and think about the guy that I do.
Speaker 5: He was just he was my grandpa, you know. That's
Speaker 5: why I knew.
Speaker 7: Rather we just cooked the books or something.
Speaker 1: You want him on your side, so heaven, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Mass speaker that.
Speaker 1: Hey, gotta love him.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession holding on to we can
Speaker 3: hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
Speaker 3: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6: Up next week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a woman who manages a high end
Speaker 3: senior living facility and she's been stressed because the events
Speaker 3: coordinator has been out, and that means she's been the
Speaker 3: one hiring people every other day to come in to
Speaker 3: entertain the old folks. Now, most of the time she
Speaker 3: meets them face to face before, but this week she
Speaker 3: took a recommendation from a coworker, and that recommendation was
Speaker 3: for none other than the guy who danced with Fred
Speaker 3: Astaire and Ginger Rogers himself. Oh, the Alan winter Oh
Speaker 3: see how it goes in your phone? Tap right now,
Speaker 3: it's another.
Speaker 8: On the Twenties.
Speaker 5: Estate Senior Living facility.
Speaker 10: This is Emily Hello.
Speaker 12: Hello, Yes, my name is Alan Winterbottom. I'm supposed to
Speaker 12: be there on Friday for the bingo game. I'm at
Speaker 12: the special guest reader for the numbers.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Randall said you would be calling.
Speaker 11: U's nice to talk to you.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's nice to talk to you. You're You've got
Speaker 12: a nice pretty voice there.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 12: You sound like the Wettiners we hired in the seventies
Speaker 12: for our daughter. She was she was a real looker,
Speaker 12: knew how to boil my cabbage.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 10: I yeah, normally I meet with someone in person before
Speaker 10: we hire them, but I'm.
Speaker 12: Sorry to interrupt you. I was wondering, have you checked
Speaker 12: out my rider yet?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Or what my rider?
Speaker 12: I have a requirement that I need to get up
Speaker 12: and entertain the crowd before the bingo game starts.
Speaker 10: Okay, I've never had anybody send that over, So what
Speaker 10: is it?
Speaker 12: I guess I could tell you, But how about I
Speaker 12: just show you?
Speaker 11: How are you gonna show me?
Speaker 3: Let me just get out the old walkman over here.
Speaker 12: Okay, here we go. This is an Allen winter Bottom
Speaker 12: one time exclusive. Oh yeah, you feel that, mama, take
Speaker 12: your dentures out for this one, ladies, Allen's going hardcore.
Speaker 8: Let me see.
Speaker 12: Oh now is it worth it? Let me work you
Speaker 12: to put my thing down, flip it and reverse.
Speaker 11: You can get him and.
Speaker 3: You excuse me?
Speaker 12: You interrupted me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I was really starting to flow.
Speaker 10: I don't think that we can play that song at
Speaker 10: our senior living facility.
Speaker 3: You can't, but I can't. I got my walkman.
Speaker 11: Just plug it in, I know, but I can't. I
Speaker 11: can't allow it.
Speaker 12: If you got a big let me search you to
Speaker 12: find out how hard it kind of work. S Chip, he.
Speaker 3: Come up.
Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to cut you off.
Speaker 13: You're sure, what do you understand?
Speaker 10: This is a senior living facility. Like most people here
Speaker 10: are eighty and ninety years old, they don't need to
Speaker 10: hear it.
Speaker 12: And we're not dead. We still know how to get
Speaker 12: funky with it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 12: I'm sure you can't wait for us to all kick
Speaker 12: the bucket and get us off your hands.
Speaker 13: That is such an inappropriate comment.
Speaker 12: Actually, it's funny. That was the title of my first album,
Speaker 12: Kick the Bucket with Alan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Me and Snoop Deal double G.
Speaker 13: I doubt you know Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: You know it's it's not the Snoop dog that you know.
Speaker 12: It's the guy who used to write the Snoopy comic
Speaker 12: him and I year old old Buddy's.
Speaker 11: Back in greats.
Speaker 13: No, I don't care like I am trying to get
Speaker 13: somebody to co entertain our people.
Speaker 3: One entertainment. You haven't even heard the third verse yet.
Speaker 12: You don't go down there?
Speaker 3: You will, won't you? You go downtown need and like
Speaker 3: a vulture.
Speaker 12: You know what that means.
Speaker 11: Unfortunately, Joe know what that means.
Speaker 3: Can you explain it to me? Because I feel weird
Speaker 3: when I sing that part.
Speaker 10: I don't think we need to talk about that I'm
Speaker 10: gonna have to speak to Randall about this. He recommended you.
Speaker 9: No, he recommends me.
Speaker 3: He didn't recommend me.
Speaker 12: He recommended you or a prank phone call on the radio.
Speaker 5: Wait, what.
Speaker 12: Is a prank phone on you?
Speaker 3: Do you get it?
Speaker 12: I worked it and it was worth it. I put
Speaker 12: your thing down and pranked it and then reversed it
Speaker 12: on the radio.
Speaker 3: So this is my real name is jeff from Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 13: I was genuinely scared.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to do it to you. Then Randall set
Speaker 3: you up because he said, you've been really stressed. Since
Speaker 3: you guys don't have an event courting and you're over there,
Speaker 3: everything's been on your plate instead.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I am back to doing bingo.
Speaker 10: I'm just really glad this person's not showing up.
Speaker 12: Because you'd want him to go downtown like a vulture.
Speaker 10: Huh. That was yeah, very interesting.
Speaker 6: Wake up Every morning was fu tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: How early is too early to quit your job?
Speaker 1: Don't ask me. I've only been here eighty six years.
Speaker 3: Technical Director Ashton wanted me to ask it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no way, you're staying around.
Speaker 3: All right here, You're stuck here.
Speaker 5: But no.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners emailed saying he's ready to fully
Speaker 3: walk away from his job after just one day at
Speaker 3: the office.
Speaker 8: It was that.
Speaker 1: Bad, and they say people don't want to work anymore Joe.
Speaker 6: But I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Quitting isn't the big problem for him. The real issue
Speaker 3: is that walking away could ruin his friend's life forever. WHOA,
Speaker 3: We're going to hear why and see if we can
Speaker 3: help in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 8: Next, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: There's certain milestone days you'll look back on and remember
Speaker 3: for the rest of your life. The day you get married, sure,
Speaker 3: the day your first born child comes, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: the second and third one no one.
Speaker 1: Really cares, but of course they do.
Speaker 3: Then of course, the day you die. You won't forget
Speaker 3: that one for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: My grandmother saying was always dying forget it all.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: That's a wise woman. But another moment that gets seared
Speaker 3: into your brain is your first day at a real
Speaker 3: professional job, and one of our listeners vividly remembers their
Speaker 3: first day at the real job because it just happened yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh wowow, and they're already having issues.
Speaker 1: That was quick.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to Freddy about it. Freddie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hey guys, how's it going.
Speaker 1: So is this your first full time job or you
Speaker 1: working part time?
Speaker 11: Freddy, this is my first full time, my first profession
Speaker 11: of my first adult, forty hour week job.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to say congratulations, but it sounds like
Speaker 3: you're having problems.
Speaker 1: You realize that it sucks. Supplies. It took you twenty
Speaker 1: four hours.
Speaker 11: I mean it took me far less. I mean within
Speaker 11: the first hour. It was awful. I knew immediately like
Speaker 11: this was a terrible decision.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, back up a little bit. What where
Speaker 1: are you work it, I guess is where we should start.
Speaker 11: So I went to school for marketing, so it's like
Speaker 11: a kind of an entry level marketing position. I guess.
Speaker 11: Let's say that so like office work.
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure what goes into marketing at all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, but uh, it sounds fancy.
Speaker 1: Do we even have a marketing team here?
Speaker 3: No idea.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how alexis. You're the expert. What are
Speaker 3: you saying for us? Yeah? Go to market? Close?
Speaker 1: Ye, don't figure it out.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like this little piggy went to market. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: market Are we close? Freddy?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I guess, I guess. I mean again, this
Speaker 11: is my first kind of standard.
Speaker 3: I guess it doesn't even know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's kind of like major in communications,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I also did that vegue vague.
Speaker 3: Okay, is our marketing department is?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Tell us why you didn't enjoy your first day in marketing?
Speaker 11: I don't know. It's just isolating. It's kind of suffocating.
Speaker 11: I thought it was going to be more like you know,
Speaker 11: writers group and brainstorming. But I'm just in the sterile office.
Speaker 11: Nobody really speaks anyone else. It's just uh, it's just awful,
Speaker 11: just awful.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, I mean you're getting way ahead of yourself.
Speaker 1: You were there one day.
Speaker 11: And that's all it took. I mean when I'm I
Speaker 11: mean the boss, they were like, oh, you know, like
Speaker 11: a coworker made a comment like, hey, here comes. I
Speaker 11: won't say his name. And he just walked completely by.
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm a brand new employee. There is no
Speaker 11: meet and greet.
Speaker 1: Oh you wanted more fanfare? Bye? See?
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably more camaraderie.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, something acceptance. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Brooke did have a good point. Why not give it
Speaker 3: just a little bit longer?
Speaker 1: I feel like everything takes at least a year to
Speaker 1: really know. Yeah, you already took the job. It's gonna
Speaker 1: look terrible on your resume if you quit after a day.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna put it all in?
Speaker 3: No, maybe not a whole year, give it like a week.
Speaker 11: I just have really, I just have good instincts about
Speaker 11: these things.
Speaker 1: Like how do you have good instincts when you've never
Speaker 1: done it before.
Speaker 11: I can just pick up vibes of like this is
Speaker 11: not the best fit for both of us. Also, like
Speaker 11: I don't want them to waste even more time on
Speaker 11: training me if I if I know already this is
Speaker 11: not a good fit.
Speaker 1: Okay, that part I could see. Yeah, that's I don't
Speaker 1: know about that, but it's valid. So what are you
Speaker 1: wanting to do? You're wanting us to help you quit
Speaker 1: after one day?
Speaker 3: Who are we calling?
Speaker 11: So the other side of this is my friend, one
Speaker 11: of my closest friends, Sloan hooked me up with this job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone actually went and recommended you, vouched for you.
Speaker 11: Yes, and she's been there quite some time.
Speaker 3: You have to stay there for at least ten years now.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just has a favorite Sloan.
Speaker 11: I mean, I know, like that's a difficult situation, but
Speaker 11: I feel like, because she did so much for me,
Speaker 11: I need to let her know before I either duck
Speaker 11: out or I don't even want to put it in
Speaker 11: two weeks, but I need to let her know for it.
Speaker 1: Want you to want you around. You don't know how
Speaker 1: to do anything.
Speaker 7: It's worse if he has two weeks on his resume
Speaker 7: rather than just like I worked a half a day.
Speaker 1: This is so bad.
Speaker 11: That's why I need your help. Like, I don't really
Speaker 11: so much care about this job. I mean, job's probably
Speaker 11: a diamond dozen, but I care about this friendship. I
Speaker 11: don't want to ruin that over there.
Speaker 3: Maybe she has another job that she worked at before
Speaker 3: that she could recommend you for it. That'd be a
Speaker 3: better fit.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to hit up Sloan anymore
Speaker 1: for a job wreck. Yeah, I think that's the end
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll just stick with the basics and come
Speaker 3: back and call Sloan and let you make your awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call to tell her I'm quitting after one
Speaker 3: day on the job that you recommended me for. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, you're to the point, and we're still going
Speaker 3: to make sure that you and Sloan are best friends
Speaker 3: even after this conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be like second tier.
Speaker 7: Yeah no, I think you may sleep on her couch
Speaker 7: for a little bit if he doesn't have a job.
Speaker 3: They're going to have new friendship necklaces that they're going
Speaker 3: to mint as soon as this call is over. That
Speaker 3: is our goal. It's going and I believe in you
Speaker 3: to come up with good advice for We're going to
Speaker 3: do it with your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 8: Next, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: Fun fact, when I first started working here, I tried
Speaker 3: to quit on day one, really, but Brooke came to
Speaker 3: me with tears.
Speaker 8: In her eyes.
Speaker 3: Did I And she grabbed me by my bicep and
Speaker 3: stroked my chest and she begged me not to leave.
Speaker 3: Why Because the printer was broken again and she needed
Speaker 3: somebody to fix it so she could print off eight
Speaker 3: by ten glossy headshots of herself and sell them to
Speaker 3: underprivileged children for forty dollars a pop.
Speaker 1: It's like charity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but one of our listeners, Freddie, is also ready
Speaker 3: to throw in the towel on day one at his
Speaker 3: office job, but out of respect, he wants to tell
Speaker 3: his friend Sloan, who recommended him for the position first.
Speaker 1: Puts her in such a bad position.
Speaker 3: Now, Freddie, before we do this, Brooke wants me to ask,
Speaker 3: can you fix printers? That way you can transition careers
Speaker 3: smoothly over to us?
Speaker 11: No? Probably not at all.
Speaker 1: There should be a like a major at college because
Speaker 1: you would have job security for the rest of your
Speaker 1: life so much.
Speaker 3: All right, well, you can't fix printers, but Brooke does
Speaker 3: have some advice that she wants to give you first.
Speaker 1: I just think, Freddy, that the only way that Sloan
Speaker 1: isn't going to blame you for this is if it's
Speaker 1: not your fault that you have to quit. Okay, are
Speaker 1: you following me?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm listening. I mean, what do you got in mind?
Speaker 1: An allergy? Perhaps allergic who knows something in the events.
Speaker 1: I mean, I sit under an air conditioning vent over
Speaker 1: at my desk, and I'm telling you it is just
Speaker 1: dousing me with God knows what you or maybe a
Speaker 1: dust situation hay fever. I don't know.
Speaker 11: I mean the place does give me highs.
Speaker 1: Allergy stress.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe jose you got something else.
Speaker 7: All you have to say is I got a better offer.
Speaker 7: Tell her you applied to another job weeks before you
Speaker 7: got this one, and.
Speaker 3: They just got back to you.
Speaker 7: So unfortunately you have to quit because they pay better.
Speaker 1: But she's your friend. She's gonna know.
Speaker 3: No, a true friend would support him what he actually
Speaker 3: has to have the other job.
Speaker 1: Later, he's manifesting it.
Speaker 3: He'll get one. Brook is basically clinging onto your bicep
Speaker 3: to Freddy, begging you feel ready to call her.
Speaker 11: Uh not really, but I mean I will give it
Speaker 11: a shot.
Speaker 3: All right. We're just gonna leave it in your hands
Speaker 3: and we'll jump in when we feel like you need
Speaker 3: a little bit of help.
Speaker 11: Okay, I do appreciate that.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, now your number right now?
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey, Sloan, how's it going?
Speaker 13: Freddy?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 13: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 11: I'm doing fine, man, I really get to talk after
Speaker 11: work yesterday. So I just I was thinking, if you
Speaker 11: don't have plans maybe I don't know, like a dinner,
Speaker 11: drink or something this evening.
Speaker 13: Maybe yesterday was your first day, wasn't it. It was amazing?
Speaker 13: So what'd you think?
Speaker 11: Ah? Well, first of all, if I didn't and I
Speaker 11: feel like I said this, but I do just want
Speaker 11: you to know, thank you so much for the recommendation
Speaker 11: the referral. I you really went above and beyond. Nobody's
Speaker 11: ever done that for me, but you.
Speaker 13: Deserved it, and you know, I knew you'd be a
Speaker 13: great fit for the company. So tell me what do
Speaker 13: you think of the first day?
Speaker 11: Well, so you know, the uh the coffee bar, like
Speaker 11: the downstairs the lobby coffee bar.
Speaker 13: That is great.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's great. I kind of thought we might get
Speaker 11: like a like a better employee discount. What I mean,
Speaker 11: let's like this place that I tempt for it, you
Speaker 11: would get like twenty percent off of anything at their
Speaker 11: coffee bar, and here it's only five percent, which is
Speaker 11: that's kind of weak, like that barely covers the tax.
Speaker 11: So that's that sort of rubb be kind of the
Speaker 11: wrong way.
Speaker 13: Okay, they're free coffee in the break room.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, no, that's uh, that's gross. That's it's there
Speaker 11: all day now.
Speaker 13: Okay, so you didn't like the coffee bar and the
Speaker 13: discount wasn't enough, but I mean everything else was great, right.
Speaker 11: Uh, I don't know about so if I'm being kind
Speaker 11: of honest. Uh, some of the people that we work with,
Speaker 11: they're they're a little weird, right, what do you mean.
Speaker 11: I mean for starters, like you know Charlie. Yeah, he is.
Speaker 11: Uh he is like really really well dressed, like looks
Speaker 11: like he wants to be on the cover of GQ,
Speaker 11: and he gets a ton of female attention. It's just
Speaker 11: it's distracting.
Speaker 13: Oh hey, and well.
Speaker 11: So my old job. Like not to brag, but like
Speaker 11: I was kind of the office stud. Like I'm again
Speaker 11: not braggings, but like, I don't know, it's like it's
Speaker 11: distracting me how much he distracts the ladies. You know
Speaker 11: what I'm saying?
Speaker 13: Are you being serious? I mean, what are the problems
Speaker 13: that I don't understand? I don't get it, what's going on?
Speaker 11: I'm being serious right now. I know it might sound crazy,
Speaker 11: but this is destroying my self esteem, my self esteem
Speaker 11: is just abysmal at the end of that day.
Speaker 13: So your self esteem is destroyed because Charlie looks good
Speaker 13: in an.
Speaker 11: Outfit not not that. No, so I didn't know we
Speaker 11: were supposed to dress up like he's going above.
Speaker 5: It's too much.
Speaker 13: Uh huh. So how about you don't worry about how
Speaker 13: other people are or the price of coffee?
Speaker 11: Okay, no, see, I mean those those are so those
Speaker 11: are just two of the worst. Like honestly, if I'm
Speaker 11: and I don't want to just unload on you right now,
Speaker 11: but the worst for me, like the the office itself
Speaker 11: is the absolute worst.
Speaker 13: What are you talking about?
Speaker 11: They put me in front of a giant window. I'm
Speaker 11: like by myself with an incredible view of the city,
Speaker 11: and it's it's distracting between Charlie and the city. I
Speaker 11: can't get any work done in there. I'm just isolated
Speaker 11: looking at this.
Speaker 13: Are you Are you serious with this? People fight for
Speaker 13: that office and they just gave it to you.
Speaker 14: You walked and I don't understand that this is that's
Speaker 14: I look again, I I appreciate everything you did for me,
Speaker 14: and and if people were fighting over the office, they
Speaker 14: could someone else can have it because I'm actually flowing.
Speaker 11: I gotta, I gotta, I've gotta quit. I can't go back.
Speaker 8: What world.
Speaker 1: Is ridiculou?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 13: Where are you calling from? What's going on?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 13: Are you at the office? Are you calling me from
Speaker 13: the office office?
Speaker 3: You want to go on to day. I don't know
Speaker 3: where Freddy is calling from. But he didn't call into
Speaker 3: a radio show asking us for help. That's what we are.
Speaker 3: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Sloan.
Speaker 13: You called into a radio show.
Speaker 11: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I think a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is something called him. It's an awkward Tuesday
Speaker 3: phone call. And Freddy just didn't know how to tell
Speaker 3: you that. As much as he appreciates you sticking your
Speaker 3: neck out to get him this job, it's not the
Speaker 3: right fit for him.
Speaker 13: It's your first professional job. Change is hard. I get it.
Speaker 13: But the things that you're complaining about that you have
Speaker 13: a beautiful view and the coffee, I mean, come on,
Speaker 13: you can't quit over that.
Speaker 11: I mean, coffee is expensive, and what I'm not supposed
Speaker 11: to look out the window it's right there.
Speaker 3: I mean, in a way, you're kind of setting him
Speaker 3: up for failure.
Speaker 13: There, Freddy, I put my reputation on the line for you,
Speaker 13: so you could work here.
Speaker 11: I appreciate it a great deal. It's just it's not
Speaker 11: for me. Like this is one of those places where,
Speaker 11: like you wake up one day in you're fifty, your
Speaker 11: whole lives passed you by, and you're just staring at
Speaker 11: Charlie in a wind I can't speak.
Speaker 8: It's not for me.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Staring at Charlie and having that view sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty good way.
Speaker 3: To pass the time now, but he's still here, I know.
Speaker 3: I mean, as a woman, it would be great to
Speaker 3: have Charlie working there, But as a.
Speaker 1: Guy, there's hot women all over the place. You don't
Speaker 1: base your own confidence on what other people look like.
Speaker 11: I understand that, but could you work on like maybe
Speaker 11: a different fortis right right there?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, Freddie, are you kidding? If you're so
Speaker 13: intimidated by Charlie, then why don't you take it as
Speaker 13: a challenge and step up your style start dressing better
Speaker 13: than him.
Speaker 11: Oh, I mean, you guys are laughing and like this
Speaker 11: is all a joke to you, but like this is
Speaker 11: my life, Like I have to go in there every day,
Speaker 11: So yeah, Sloan.
Speaker 3: It's also her life, and she has to go in
Speaker 3: there every day after you quit.
Speaker 1: Not only that, but like she will never be able
Speaker 1: to recommend another person again. No one will ever take
Speaker 1: her recommendation.
Speaker 3: Although at this point, Sloan, you've heard all of his
Speaker 3: reasons for wanting du quit. Do you really want him
Speaker 3: to work with you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Well I'm beginning to wonder. I mean, come on, can't
Speaker 13: you just give it one more day? Just give it
Speaker 13: one more day? I mean, Jesus only forty eight hours.
Speaker 13: But I mean maybe it's it'll be better tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Brook says in her marriage to her husband.
Speaker 3: Just give it one more day. Can't get any.
Speaker 11: Worse, right, I mean, I mean, I mean for you, Sloan, like,
Speaker 11: I'll give it. I'll give it one more day. I'll
Speaker 11: give it a couple more days.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm going to turn.
Speaker 3: Into an awkward wedndows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the maturity is just leaping out of you right now, Freddy,
Speaker 1: I'm so busy. It's your lower Freddy, even alexis side. Yeah.
Speaker 11: But if it doesn't get better, I can't do it.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 3: I just really hope it's not Charlie's birthday at work
Speaker 3: tomorrow that would be a blow to.
Speaker 1: Freddy's my fingers for a sick days.
Speaker 6: Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You've probably seen the headlines in the news, like toothless
Speaker 3: Florida man just voted best dentist in Tallahassee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait that checks out.
Speaker 3: Actually, Florida man on myth gets trapped in unlocked closet
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Speaker 3: that and you think, oh, all the fun only happens
Speaker 3: in Florida. Yeah, but that's not true, because there's inspiring,
Speaker 3: head scratching stories of epic stupidity from all across the globe,
Speaker 3: and instead of making you find it, we're gonna give
Speaker 3: them to you. During a brand new edition of Care
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Speaker 1: Alright, the better jets, Yes, and Florida.
Speaker 3: Stories will be included. It's coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 3: For my next trick, I will spend six hours cooking
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Speaker 1: Not enough Salt Jeffrey set.
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Speaker 3: into your first headline. This could be the real life
Speaker 3: spooky sequel to Dude, whar's my car? What Care? Don't care?
Speaker 1: I care, even though I don't fully remember that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: A few days ago, a few days ago, police in Fresno, California,
Speaker 3: responded to a call about a suspicious item found in
Speaker 3: the weeds next to a road. So they sent some
Speaker 3: officers to go check it out. And turns out the
Speaker 3: mysterious item was a very nice casket. Oh wow, on
Speaker 3: the side of the highway.
Speaker 6: Was it full?
Speaker 1: Please tell me it was it full.
Speaker 3: After a few no, you open it, No, you open it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: one of the cops finally checked it out. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: and inside they found there were no vampires or zombies
Speaker 3: in it. It was empty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean that must have been the
Speaker 1: biggest moment of relief that those people had ever experienced
Speaker 1: in their life.
Speaker 3: So there was a local news report about it, and
Speaker 3: afterwards the TV station got a call from somebody saying, Hey,
Speaker 3: that's our casket. Wait what It was a husband and
Speaker 3: wife who used the casket for a Halloween display, and
Speaker 3: they found it missing from their yard mysteriously one morning.
Speaker 10: Oh man.
Speaker 3: So they went down to the Presno police station and
Speaker 3: the officers told them, yeah, it's over at this location,
Speaker 3: you can go.
Speaker 5: Pick it up.
Speaker 3: Okay. They hated bringing the casket back. They just left
Speaker 3: it out and the couple drove out to get it
Speaker 3: and it had been taken again. Somebody else swooped in
Speaker 3: and grabbed it. So the casket had been stolen, found,
Speaker 3: and then stolen again one day.
Speaker 1: I mean, when it's on the side of the road,
Speaker 1: you think it's free. That's how I treat anything on
Speaker 1: the side of the road. I wouldn't say it.
Speaker 7: Must have been a nice casket, flames on it or something.
Speaker 3: I want to die in that thing that Homely it's
Speaker 3: currently still missing, so you see it.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Reported in let's go to your next headline Hot Pizza
Speaker 3: in thirty minutes or less via chariot Care don't care.
Speaker 1: I like this much better than drones care.
Speaker 3: In the Italian city of Pompeii, they have an archaeological
Speaker 3: site where they're constantly finding new artifacts because if you
Speaker 3: didn't know, Mount Vesuvius erupted there in seventy nine, a
Speaker 3: d and bombed the whole city and ash preserving everything
Speaker 3: like almost perfectly. And one recent discovery has people freaking
Speaker 3: out because they unearthed a fresco, which is an ancient
Speaker 3: painting that looks like pizza. Okay, showing you a picture of.
Speaker 1: It look like pizza.
Speaker 3: Immediately everyone was like, wait a second, what they didn't
Speaker 3: have pizza in ancient Rome? They did, weren't sure, so
Speaker 3: historians dug into this and turns out tomatoes were only
Speaker 3: introduced over to Europe from the Americas a few centuries ago,
Speaker 3: so it couldn't be same thing with mozzarella cheese, which
Speaker 3: led directly to the invention of pizza nearby Naples in
Speaker 3: the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 1: It could have an olive oil base.
Speaker 3: Ew, disgusting.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's pasta.
Speaker 7: It's like, I may go n white sauce pizza.
Speaker 3: So if it's not pizza in the picture, what is it.
Speaker 3: Experts now believe it's ficasha bread covered with fruit, including
Speaker 3: pomegranates and possibly some dates sprinkled on there.
Speaker 1: I mean, a flat flat bread is so close to
Speaker 1: a pizza.
Speaker 3: You know it's a fruity flatbread and I know what
Speaker 3: you're thinking. But there's no mention about whether pineapple is
Speaker 3: okay on pizza.
Speaker 1: Oh pineapple, I see how it is.
Speaker 3: It's like written in stone next to the pizza Pineapple.
Speaker 6: No word on that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they knew what pineapple was.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline. The two letters switch.
Speaker 3: That's making one company millions, and everybody is pissed. Care
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 8: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Care.
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to know this because you know who's
Speaker 3: making millions of dollars per month right now besides Brooke.
Speaker 3: Try chat GTPOT, which is different than the chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Oh, people are just typing it in because the.
Speaker 3: Last two letters are switched. Chat GTP is something that
Speaker 3: the authorities are promoting as Flee swears it's basically a scam. Okay,
Speaker 3: So while the real AI version Chat GPT is free,
Speaker 3: Chat GTP says, sure.
Speaker 5: We'll help you.
Speaker 3: I'll just ask us a question, we'll answer it for
Speaker 3: ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: I need to text my husband now. He has been
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Speaker 3: On People don't know. And then so they're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll give it my credit card and then nothing happens.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they don't even answer your question.
Speaker 1: Oh well, something happens. They steal your information and your
Speaker 1: credit card number a fake answer, yeah you dollar.
Speaker 3: And now you're on the hook for a monthly ninety
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And it gets worse because soon your ninety nine cent
Speaker 3: charge will go up to as much as three hundred
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Speaker 3: trial period, which you didn't catch written in the small
Speaker 3: print on the website, call.
Speaker 1: Your credit card company put a stop payment on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sends hundreds of advertisements to your phone and
Speaker 3: your computer on a weekly basis. But the biggest problem
Speaker 3: is people try to delete the app to get rid
Speaker 3: of it, but that doesn't actually stop the painting.
Speaker 7: It doesn't cancel your subscription.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So that's generating millions of dollars a month without people
Speaker 3: even knowing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we already outsmarted the robots.
Speaker 3: And I don't even want to say what some of
Speaker 3: the other names are because yeah, thanks to that one
Speaker 3: scam site, there's dozens of copycats coming out with their
Speaker 3: own flee swear trying to scam people.
Speaker 1: With chat, GPT, Chat, ABC, Chat d A T.
Speaker 3: Jack experts say, if you've already downloaded one of the
Speaker 3: scam sites, go to the app store and follow the
Speaker 3: guidelines on there on how to properly unsubscribe.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what a nightmare, Jeff. That was good information.
Speaker 3: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day, carrot, don't care? What
Speaker 3: do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A che train?
Speaker 1: You didn't see that coming? Did you not see that coming?
Speaker 3: That was I don't know, a bubble gum conductor that
Speaker 3: don't care?
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: On the phone, we have Michelle from Port Angelis who
Speaker 3: works at a dialysis clinic as a facility systems specialist
Speaker 3: or is it a system's facility specialist? Is it a
Speaker 3: specialist of systems at the facility? I don't know because
Speaker 3: there are three generic words that can be rearranged in
Speaker 3: any order and probably mean the exact same thing. Michelle,
Speaker 3: which one are you?
Speaker 13: Well, they are pretty much the same exact thing, specialized
Speaker 13: and all the systems at our facility.
Speaker 3: Now, yes, thank you for clearing that up, Michelle.
Speaker 1: To know what your day to day consisted of and
Speaker 1: tell that.
Speaker 3: Yes, please, don't explain any more than you already have.
Speaker 3: We all get it. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Oh, thank you so much. It's great to be here.
Speaker 3: I should say welcome back because apparently been on and
Speaker 3: she's even beach.
Speaker 13: Oh no, Michelle, yep, I guess you were having a
Speaker 13: bad day, Brook, because I did beat me one time.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen. I am trying to win right now.
Speaker 1: My son has been listening and he called me yesterday
Speaker 1: and said, Mom, you won again. You're on fire. And
Speaker 1: then he told me that I owed him a dollar.
Speaker 1: I don't know if like he's charging for pep talks or.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well I want to win more than one dollar, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: one hundreds.
Speaker 3: So we're going to try and get you that. While
Speaker 3: Brook leaves the studio, let's explain the rules. Thirty seconds
Speaker 3: on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 3: you have to beat her out right to win. Are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 13: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Good luck, Michelle. Your time starts now. Today is Jennifer
Speaker 3: Lawrence's birthday? Is she turning thirty one, thirty three or
Speaker 3: thirty five thirty five. Ice hockey is the official winter
Speaker 3: sport of Canada. What's the official summer sport that's played
Speaker 3: on a field? In the Finding Nemo franchise, what's the
Speaker 3: character's name? That's a blue tangfish? Which river flows from
Speaker 3: Minneapolis down to New Orleans, Mississippi? There were four Twilight books?
Speaker 3: How many Twilight movies were there?
Speaker 5: Four?
Speaker 3: Three, two one? I like that strategy? Brooks coming back.
Speaker 3: Brook Is coming back in studio, and apparently Michelle told
Speaker 3: our producer that she has a joke about working out
Speaker 3: she would like to share. All right, welcome to the stage.
Speaker 3: Michelle put the spotlight on her. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 13: How do you know that someone does cross fit?
Speaker 1: How do you know someone does CrossFit?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 11: Oh you know.
Speaker 3: I've heard that same joke about vegans?
Speaker 13: Yeah, keto also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, all right, we're moving on to Brook.
Speaker 1: Ready after that joke, I am pumped. I know it
Speaker 1: is like a CrossFit.
Speaker 3: Michelle's are funnier than three fourths of the people on
Speaker 3: this show. So she's so cute. I think we know.
Speaker 3: Let's move on Brook You ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Jennifer Lawrence's birthday? Is
Speaker 3: she turning thirty one thirty three or thirty.
Speaker 1: Five thirty three.
Speaker 3: Ice hockey is the official winter sport of Canada. What's
Speaker 3: the official summer sport that's played on a field?
Speaker 1: Field hockey?
Speaker 3: In the Finding Nemo franchise, what is the character's name?
Speaker 3: That's a blue tang fish?
Speaker 1: Oh Dorry?
Speaker 3: Which river flows from Minneapolis down to New Orleans, Mississippi?
Speaker 3: There were four Twilight books? How many Twilight movies were there?
Speaker 1: Twilight movies? There are three?
Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna see how you guys, Bolt did We're
Speaker 3: gonna score with Jose? I'm sorry, I mean how often?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh man, nobody thinks that's funny.
Speaker 8: That's Michelle.
Speaker 7: You got to correct today.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I got one for sure.
Speaker 7: Well, she got the same amount of questions as you,
Speaker 7: but Brooke got.
Speaker 3: Three, right, Just edged out there, Michelle. I'm sorry. Let's
Speaker 3: get these answers in real fast. It's Jennifer Lawrence's birthday.
Speaker 3: She's turning thirty three years old today, Happy birthday, jen Birthday.
Speaker 3: Ice hockey is the official winter sport of Canada. Their
Speaker 3: official summer sport is lacrosse. In the Finding Nemo franchise.
Speaker 3: Dory is the blue tang fish. The Mississippi River is
Speaker 3: the one that flows from Minneapolis to New Orleans. Four
Speaker 3: Twilight Books. They turned that into five Twilight movies.
Speaker 1: I read all the books. I didn't see any of
Speaker 1: the movies. All right, Okay, well that's.
Speaker 3: All I got. That's all I got with the questions.
Speaker 3: We didn't get the money that you set out for
Speaker 3: at the beginning of this. But what we can do
Speaker 3: just for playing is give you a pair of tickets
Speaker 3: to see Sam Smith perform at Climate Pledge Arena on
Speaker 3: August twenty third money, I'm gonna tell me you said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just thought of another joke you did.
Speaker 7: Okay, how how can you can we turn the music off?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 7: How can we tell if someone is a video game
Speaker 7: streamer and we're out of time?
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing?
Speaker 1: And Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: That's when Brooks box. We'll do it again, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 3: brook
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.