Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listen to the podcast every day. After the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me, But you should
Speaker 1: listen to the full show because it's way better that way.
Speaker 2: It starts now, it is time for us to crown
Speaker 2: a new Brooke and Jeffrey Hero of the Week. Someone
Speaker 2: who demonstrates bravery, couraginosity, yeah, and person vere and near
Speaker 2: far wherever you are that.
Speaker 3: Fits with the recorder in the background really distracted.
Speaker 2: This week's Honoreie is a thirty three year old named
Speaker 2: Kimberly Winter from Virginia who's one of those people that
Speaker 2: let her friends and family know what she was doing
Speaker 2: and they all said it stupid, and Kimberly said, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm doing it anyway.
Speaker 4: Okay, kimber like somebody who does stupid things.
Speaker 2: What did she do? Well? Our unshakable valiant hero next
Speaker 2: door just said a new Guinness World Old record for
Speaker 2: loudest burp by a woman. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Experts say she can belch louder than some motorcycles Normally,
Speaker 2: I would not play this at all, but Alexis has
Speaker 2: specifically replaced to me. I see her raising her hand saying,
Speaker 2: can you please play the belt headphones. Alexis, your wish
Speaker 2: is our command. Let's listen to Kimberly's record setting burn.
Speaker 5: Let's when we get to it's a seven point three yo.
Speaker 2: Yield seven point three decibels, which beat the previous record
Speaker 2: of just one oh seven set by some time.
Speaker 4: Do we know what she did?
Speaker 3: Was she drank or ate right beforehand?
Speaker 4: Questions?
Speaker 2: Her quote afterwards was I'm really excited that I broke
Speaker 2: the record, but I'm even more excited to break it
Speaker 2: again next year. And then she burped in anticipation. That's
Speaker 2: how she shows enthusiasm and appreciation in her life. Some
Speaker 2: people applaud and whistle at concerts. Kimberly belches, yeah she does.
Speaker 2: Let's get some burps of approval as we move on
Speaker 2: to the shock collar question of the day with our
Speaker 2: own belching expert, Digital Jake. Jake belch out a question
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 6: It's time to lock in your safety harness and put
Speaker 6: down your novelty forty ounce barrel of pink Raspberry lemonade,
Speaker 6: because today is National roller coaster day.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 6: Roller Coasters were originally created in the eighteen hundreds to
Speaker 6: distract bored people from thinking about sinning. But today it's
Speaker 6: how thrill seekers and daredevils get their jollys off. Now
Speaker 6: what we can do is have you all take part
Speaker 6: in us special one and done three sixty spun, keep
Speaker 6: your hands inside the studio and hold on to your buns.
Speaker 6: Shock collared question up today?
Speaker 8: Buns?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: Your first then, Jose alright. The fastest roller coaster in
Speaker 6: the world goes from zero to one hundred and forty
Speaker 6: nine miles per hour in just four point nine seconds,
Speaker 6: and it gives you a feeling of four point eight
Speaker 6: g's ah. What theme does this speedy coaster have? Is
Speaker 6: it A The road Runner Extreme at Hershey Park, Pennsylvania
Speaker 6: that plays cartoon running sounds zips around the track. B
Speaker 6: The Formula one roller coaster at Ferrari World Abu Dhabi,
Speaker 6: a race car themed ride, or see Peregrine. Falcon Madness
Speaker 6: at Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, a coaster that's an ode
Speaker 6: to the fastest bird in the world.
Speaker 3: It's actually fastest animal on the planet Earth like Florida.
Speaker 8: The falcon itself goes like two hundred forty miles an hour.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 7: Crazy.
Speaker 2: The United Emirates, though, they're famous for like wanting to
Speaker 2: set world records in everything. They have the tallest building,
Speaker 2: they have like the longest buffet line in the.
Speaker 4: World, and come this close to killing tourists, but not
Speaker 4: all the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems totally there. Sometimes you guys talk me
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 8: We're gonna go Ferrari.
Speaker 6: World, Jose said. Ferrari World, that is, it's called Formula Rassa.
Speaker 6: It goes zero to one forty nine in less than
Speaker 6: five seconds. It reaches a maximum height of one hundred
Speaker 6: and seventy feet as well.
Speaker 2: Pretty tall, fast, and I've seen it.
Speaker 6: I didn't know it was a We're one for one, Alexis,
Speaker 6: it's your turn. In Germany, they're already working on the
Speaker 6: next best roller coaster of the future. What will the
Speaker 6: new attraction be? Is it a a hybrid roller coaster
Speaker 6: water slide, b A Wiener Schnitzel shaped roller coaster that
Speaker 6: goes into a giant's mouth through his digestive system and
Speaker 6: out the back end. Wow, I want to educational se
Speaker 6: A solar enhanced roller coaster that goes faster when the
Speaker 6: sun is out longer.
Speaker 2: But on a rainy day it's just slow as.
Speaker 9: A very dangerous cloudy Yeah, through a giant What.
Speaker 6: Was the first one roller coaster water slide hybrid.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to.
Speaker 6: As went with Wiener Schnitzl. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2: Lexus is like, please ride the Wiener.
Speaker 3: You're not okay with burps, but you're cu okay coming
Speaker 3: out of sun.
Speaker 4: Dude's back En, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 6: Boy, it was the roller coaster water slide. Alexis is
Speaker 6: getting shocked, Jeffrey, it's your turn. Richard Rodriguez set the
Speaker 6: world record for the longest marathon roller coaster ever. But
Speaker 6: was his marathon more or less than fifty days in
Speaker 6: a row?
Speaker 2: Roast?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Five minute break every hour, and I'll tell you he
Speaker 6: was allowed to pull up his five minute breaks into
Speaker 6: larger breaks if you wanted to.
Speaker 4: Oh, can I tell you, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: I had a promotions director who actually got the job
Speaker 3: because he was part of a radio station contest to
Speaker 3: see who could ride a roller coaster the longest.
Speaker 2: How long did they go?
Speaker 4: It was like eight days, like he was on.
Speaker 2: The roller coaster? How many rides? I'm curious, do you
Speaker 2: scream woo before you give up in this record breaking attempt?
Speaker 2: Are you done after day four?
Speaker 4: God, wouldn't it be weird to sit next to you?
Speaker 4: Sit next to the guy who's on day forty.
Speaker 2: If Brooks RinkyDink radio station can go eight days, I'm
Speaker 2: saying this dude went over fifty.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey said more than fifty, that is, it was more.
Speaker 6: It was one hundred and twelve days.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: So every hour he rode, he earned a five minute break,
Speaker 6: and he would save up those breaks for one hour
Speaker 6: each morning where he would lie down.
Speaker 2: And eat food.
Speaker 6: But other than that, he rode the roller coaster for
Speaker 6: three straight months.
Speaker 2: Like, wow, he did.
Speaker 6: He could lay down during that break and sleep. But yeah,
Speaker 6: sometimes machine position brook your last up? Which country has
Speaker 6: the most roller coasters in the world?
Speaker 4: Interesting?
Speaker 6: Is it a the United States, be China or c Russia?
Speaker 4: Oh god?
Speaker 8: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Such a basic question.
Speaker 3: But I feel like Russia is so severe that they
Speaker 3: wouldn't have a ton of like enjoyment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fulfillment.
Speaker 8: Yeah, roller coaster jump on back of Polar Bear.
Speaker 2: Goude.
Speaker 4: China loves them. Some theme parts, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Like they could build these and well.
Speaker 4: The United States is huge. China's even bigger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, more rides to entertain more people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say China.
Speaker 6: Brooks said, China.
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 6: China has fifteen hundred and eighteen roller coasters in the US.
Speaker 6: Is about half of that.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: I the listeners get a treat today because Alexis is
Speaker 2: gonna be soloing this weird She's gonna sing Roar by
Speaker 2: Katie Perry while she gets shown.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I got the eye of the tiger fight dancing
Speaker 10: through the fire because I am a champion and you're
Speaker 10: gonna hear me raw.
Speaker 2: Collar.
Speaker 7: Question of the Day, brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Brooke, as a parent, you've had those situations where you're
Speaker 2: out in public and your kid like blurts something out
Speaker 2: that's kind of weird. Oh my god, like inappropriate.
Speaker 3: Almost Remember my son loves tubby time where he likes
Speaker 3: to lift up my shirt and just grab it and say, squishy.
Speaker 4: It's so squishy, mama, just just like a marshmallow. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I had a couple of those times, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Or like when he said, my mommy says everybody should
Speaker 2: be forced to speak English if they want to live.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a sweetie. Remember those are private conversations.
Speaker 4: It's really rare when he says that it is bilingual school.
Speaker 2: See that's the thing about kids. They don't know any better. No,
Speaker 2: they can say or do whatever thought pops into their
Speaker 2: head and they'll be able to get away with it
Speaker 2: Scott free. Yeah, and that's why today I want everyone
Speaker 2: to channel your inner child and give us your pure,
Speaker 2: unfiltered thoughts during a brand new edition of What's on
Speaker 2: Your mindh don't worry, Brook, We're gonna do it all
Speaker 2: in English for you. Coming up. Buying a fire extinguisher
Speaker 2: is one example where you actually hope it's a waste
Speaker 2: of money. Yeah, and I'm hoping this segment isn't a
Speaker 2: big waste of time where I go around asking my
Speaker 2: co host what's been on their minds. I guess we'll
Speaker 2: find out if it's worth it afterwards. They're gonna start
Speaker 2: things off with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 3: So it's been the summer of the bike for my youngest. Okay,
Speaker 3: he's learned how to ride his this summer.
Speaker 8: In summer.
Speaker 3: The problem is that he hasn't quite mastered breaking yet.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 8: So we're going.
Speaker 3: Down like a small hill and he's quite a bit
Speaker 3: of ways ahead of me, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: I see that he wants to stop, and he like
Speaker 3: turns his handlebars.
Speaker 4: And he goes into the grass right.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, you know, thinking he's
Speaker 3: gonna go out in the road. He stops just in time,
Speaker 3: right next to this parked truck and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: thank god. Right, and then he turns his handlebar and
Speaker 3: as he turns it, the metal on his handlebar creates
Speaker 3: a six inch deep.
Speaker 2: Huge scratch.
Speaker 4: All down this parkd truck's door. He did, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: and it was so deep. So we go up and
Speaker 4: I'm like, we gotta talk to the guy.
Speaker 2: We gotta give him her to be like, okay, ready, book,
Speaker 2: it is this sweet elderly man. You guys, it was.
Speaker 4: We just got the quote for getting his door fixed
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, bro, good thing that's chump changed for you.
Speaker 2: But normal people were doing to go fund for the listeners.
Speaker 4: They I'll just take it out of his college fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ose, what's been.
Speaker 1: On your mind? Well, I like to keep my apartment
Speaker 1: at seventy degrees, okay, very specific.
Speaker 5: The other week, I looked at the temperature and I
Speaker 5: noticed that A C wasn't blowing very hard, and the
Speaker 5: temp in my apartment was seventy two.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was climate change telling you.
Speaker 3: To have this.
Speaker 8: So I called maintenance and some guy comes up.
Speaker 5: He sees ice on it and goes, oh, that's not good.
Speaker 5: So he scrapes the ice off, okay, gets rid of it,
Speaker 5: and then packs up and leaves and goes, all right,
Speaker 5: there you go, a good day. Well that didn't work
Speaker 5: because I get home the next day and now my
Speaker 5: apartment's four degrees hot, and so I'm.
Speaker 8: Like, okay, still blowing weak.
Speaker 5: A new maintenance guy comes up and he goes, I'm
Speaker 5: also going to change the reader, which is just a
Speaker 5: display that says it's seventy four degrees.
Speaker 3: It's a tricky little zero there.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it was, but he goes, okay, bye, leaves.
Speaker 5: Today my apartment is at eighty degrees. You guys, ten,
Speaker 5: I am so hot in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5: Another guy's schedule to come today, but he's supposed to
Speaker 5: be here like there now while we're here, So I
Speaker 5: love post it notes all over yeah, scrape the ice,
Speaker 5: but do something else. Please check the filter made.
Speaker 4: I like, I'm just trying to say step is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do?
Speaker 8: No idea?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if I don't come into work tomorrow, I
Speaker 1: died of heat of a heat wave.
Speaker 3: At least you have a c I just want to
Speaker 3: read what alexis like that for.
Speaker 2: A long time? What has been on your mind?
Speaker 10: So these past few days, I've read into a lot
Speaker 10: of listeners out So that's fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always so fun. I love when they come
Speaker 4: say hi. But what of him?
Speaker 10: Said to Later this weekend, he came up and he
Speaker 10: was shocked at how much better in person I look?
Speaker 2: He said, Is that a compliment?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 10: I'm like, it's like a little backhanded, right, and like
Speaker 10: not the typical.
Speaker 4: You look different than I thought you would. You know,
Speaker 4: it's a radio, which is what everybody means. No, No,
Speaker 4: he said, he's.
Speaker 10: Seen me online and I look better in person.
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to disagree with him.
Speaker 11: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm target digital Jak who's in the room.
Speaker 10: Actually some filters on my camera.
Speaker 2: I think it's better though, this way, because you kind
Speaker 2: of underpromise over deliver person that's how you want it
Speaker 2: to be. You don't be just ated with when they
Speaker 2: meet you a person once a.
Speaker 10: Day on socials, that means I'm looking bad every day
Speaker 10: until they see them. Maybe yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean he's really tall and that makes our angle
Speaker 3: really bad when he takes photos.
Speaker 2: Now we've shamed Digital j for his.
Speaker 10: Camera.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind.
Speaker 2: In a couple of weeks, I'm supposed to officiate my
Speaker 2: best friend's wedding in Mexico. Oh that's really exciting. But
Speaker 2: the other day, I was driving home and I just
Speaker 2: had this sudden, horrible feeling come over me, like, wait
Speaker 2: a second, when's the last time I renewed my passport?
Speaker 3: Shut up, Jeffrey, God, this is you were the guy
Speaker 3: without car insurance. You're the guy that probably doesn't even
Speaker 3: have a driver's license.
Speaker 2: So I get home and I checked my drawer where
Speaker 2: I keep it, and I find my passport. Okay, he's
Speaker 2: expired by five years. My heart saying, I feel terrible
Speaker 2: because Brooke talked about this recently. She had an issue
Speaker 2: with passports, and it takes a minimum seven to nine
Speaker 2: weeks if you want to expedite it.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I expedited two months prior and it still didn't show
Speaker 3: up on time.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh my god, you idiot, Jeff, Like
Speaker 2: you're screwed. You just ruined your best friend's wedding.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jeff.
Speaker 2: But I started to look up options online and I
Speaker 2: found there is one service that you can pay to
Speaker 2: get your passport shipped in a week or less. It's
Speaker 2: not gonna work, but it costs over one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to do it, and I'm thinking, what do I do.
Speaker 2: I can't call up my best friend two weeks before
Speaker 2: the wedding and be like, hey, bro, sorry, I don't
Speaker 2: have a passport. Good luck.
Speaker 4: How do you know it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else I can do, So I
Speaker 2: pay one thousand dollars, I put my credit card information
Speaker 2: in hit send, Okay. Five minutes later, I calm down
Speaker 2: from my panic and I go, hold on, didn't I
Speaker 2: renew my passport like a year ago. I go and
Speaker 2: I check inside my old luggage my last trip. There's
Speaker 2: my updated passport. Oh my god, tell you valid?
Speaker 4: And now it's not valid anymore because you applied for you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I hadn't gone through like all the steps
Speaker 2: of typing it in. So the good news is my
Speaker 2: passport is still valid. The bad news is I am
Speaker 2: out a thousand bucks for absolutely no reason than my
Speaker 2: own stupidity.
Speaker 8: Will they not refund you?
Speaker 2: I canceled it, but they won't give me back the money?
Speaker 2: You deserve it though I do.
Speaker 7: How do you.
Speaker 2: Live in a state of panic and stress? Look? So
Speaker 2: there we go, good news, bad news. That's what's on
Speaker 2: our mind? Textans seventy eight five nine two. Tell us
Speaker 2: what's been on yours that strust me out?
Speaker 4: You're a terrible person.
Speaker 2: I am a terrible person. Oh my god, brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 7: Morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: Textas seventy eighty five to nine two that says, what's
Speaker 2: on my mind is losing weight? Oh does Jose have
Speaker 2: any tips? He wouldn't and sharing you want the diabetic
Speaker 2: guy who doesn't exercise to give you some lost dipsas?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jose? What do you? What do you do?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: I stopped drinking. That was the big thing, Like, just
Speaker 1: don't drink alcohol anymore?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: And cutting out carbs is probably the best thing you
Speaker 8: can do.
Speaker 2: All right, No more fun for you. Another text to
Speaker 2: seventy five nine two says, would you guys ever do
Speaker 2: a show bingo night?
Speaker 5: I would, Oh god, everybody, I'll play some strip bingos.
Speaker 4: You could win money. Alexis interesting.
Speaker 2: One more text says, Hey, guys, I'm having surgery tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Wish me luck. I listen to you every single morning.
Speaker 2: The doctor who's doing it looks exactly like a taller Alexis.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe we should wish the doctor last.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most terrifying sentence. I think anybody's ever texted.
Speaker 4: That could happen.
Speaker 2: Too risky for me. Keeper text commings haventy five nine two.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Are we living in the golden age of reality TV?
Speaker 2: Maybe there's so many shows out there now because people
Speaker 2: just love that type of drama.
Speaker 4: I thought it was because all the actors are striking.
Speaker 4: It's all been.
Speaker 2: Non actors. Yeah, if you're into that dramatic reality TV
Speaker 2: type of show, you're all in luck, because I promise
Speaker 2: this next segment is more scandalous than Love Island, more
Speaker 2: salacious than Rodeo for Romeos.
Speaker 8: I don't think I've seen that yeah, more.
Speaker 2: Dramatic than that animal dating show Manate Matchmaker. I'm talking
Speaker 2: it's cute and hot at the same time. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about a brand new Battle of the Tinder Dates where
Speaker 2: we're going to hear some of the worst real life
Speaker 2: dating stories from our listeners. It's coming up at seven
Speaker 2: to ten.
Speaker 4: We don't have one.
Speaker 7: One dating app. Then there's you swipe right. The question
Speaker 7: is whose love life is more tragic.
Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game
Speaker 2: show that Larry the Cable Guy likes more than Redneck
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune. Wow, spell Tiger Girl, I'd like to
Speaker 2: buy six ease please. It's Battle of the Tender Dates,
Speaker 2: where two of our listeners go head to head to
Speaker 2: figure out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll
Speaker 2: explain the rules in just a second, but first let's
Speaker 2: meet today's contestants. In this corner, her go to first
Speaker 2: date move is offering to go lady in the tramp
Speaker 2: on a THHC gummy worm. Oh hell, that's why the
Speaker 2: boys call her Chronica. Monica Guy.
Speaker 4: Guy, watch out, Monica. You may be Jose soulmate.
Speaker 8: Also about dating life.
Speaker 2: And in this other corner, she was the most popul
Speaker 2: a girl in her high school because she stuffed her
Speaker 2: bra not with tissues with fresh baked cinnamon rolls. Met
Speaker 2: Joe Chloe, still the most popular girl on the show
Speaker 2: right now too. Here's how the game works. One contestant
Speaker 2: is going to start by telling one of their worst
Speaker 2: dating stories. Then the other will try and counter with
Speaker 2: a nightmare story of their own. We're going to go
Speaker 2: back and forth for three rounds here, and then afterwards
Speaker 2: we'll try and declare a winner. Are our contestants ready.
Speaker 12: Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 13: Let's hear it all right.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Chronicle Monica kick us off.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 12: So I went to this guy's house. We were sitting
Speaker 12: on a couch watching a movie, and he asked me
Speaker 12: if I wanted a snack. All right, So he reaches
Speaker 12: under the couch and grabs out a half eaten bag
Speaker 12: of popcorn and a.
Speaker 7: String cheese cheese.
Speaker 2: What a gentleman?
Speaker 4: Was The string cheese also half eaten?
Speaker 12: No, but look okay, yeah, then he got shock when
Speaker 12: I did not want to ihose it.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of shocked too.
Speaker 3: It was still in the wrapper, Alexis.
Speaker 2: You don't know that.
Speaker 4: It just gets a little sweaty.
Speaker 2: That's the only problem when it gets war sounds like
Speaker 2: someone's a couch snob. Yeah, let's keep going, Doe Chloe,
Speaker 2: can you counter?
Speaker 13: So a guy picked me up for breakfast, and he
Speaker 13: said he was gonna take me to a local place,
Speaker 13: but he wound up showing up at a church.
Speaker 4: At a church.
Speaker 2: Church.
Speaker 8: Church has some good food.
Speaker 2: Okay, those crackers.
Speaker 13: Yeah, So we're inside the church and unbeknownst to me,
Speaker 13: we wound up saying for the entire two hour service.
Speaker 13: Oh and then we had a little try of mini
Speaker 13: donut holes and that was their breakfast.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you the payout wasn't good nocake or something.
Speaker 4: At least he wasn't trying to convert you or anything.
Speaker 2: We're on around two, Monica. That means it's back to
Speaker 2: you what he got, all right?
Speaker 12: So is that this guy's place, and we were fooling
Speaker 12: around and all of a sudden he just jumps up
Speaker 12: and was looking out the window. I didn't know what
Speaker 12: was going on. So he rushed outside and grabbed me
Speaker 12: with him, and there was a chipmunk, a chipmunk out
Speaker 12: There was a trip bunk near a trap that he
Speaker 12: had built. You wanted to bet me money to see
Speaker 12: if he would get his leg chopped off? That killed
Speaker 12: the romance.
Speaker 2: He's like, how would you want to bet?
Speaker 8: When I go check, it's like legs.
Speaker 2: Bucks?
Speaker 4: Did you win the money? Is that mad that I
Speaker 4: want to know?
Speaker 12: I wouldn't bet him. He was betting five dollars for
Speaker 12: one part, ten dollars for two.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my gosh, why is he trapping him too?
Speaker 4: I hope you didn't eat his cooking. I'm just saying.
Speaker 8: Saying, all right, cookies are chocolate chipmunk.
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like Monica's pulling ahead, So Chloe,
Speaker 2: you got to bring it here.
Speaker 13: So this guy was seeing last minute invited me out
Speaker 13: for a party at three pm, okay.
Speaker 8: Afternoon, early one.
Speaker 3: You're at a church at the last story.
Speaker 13: So I thought it was a little odd, but I'm like, hey,
Speaker 13: I'm done for a danger.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 13: So I showed up with my uh my crop top
Speaker 13: and my vodka, and I see his entire backyard is
Speaker 13: decorated with like kids, hobtrollsy Oh no, and I'm like,
Speaker 13: uh yeah. So it winds up. It was his son's
Speaker 13: birthday party and he wanted help watching twenty kindergartener.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't wear my rubble sht alcohol.
Speaker 2: Onto the third and final round, chronicle Monica, give us
Speaker 2: your best.
Speaker 9: One, all right.
Speaker 12: So this guy sends me and the dressed to meet
Speaker 12: him someplace. So I go, and I show up into
Speaker 12: the tattoo polor Wow kind of weird? Oh yeah, maybe not.
Speaker 7: So I go in.
Speaker 4: He's sitting in.
Speaker 12: A chair at his appointment. He's getting a tattoo.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so he waves me over.
Speaker 12: I go over there, and the tattoo waters shows me
Speaker 12: a picture of a tattoo she's doing on his neck,
Speaker 12: and it's my Tinder profile picture.
Speaker 2: No, your picture, my picture.
Speaker 12: The guy thought it would be romantic to have my
Speaker 12: picture on his neck, Like what you do you well,
Speaker 12: I told him, I wait outside and then I ran home.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that could have been cool though, Like if
Speaker 2: you gave him a hickey, it'd be like you were
Speaker 2: making out with your sounds. That's kind of weird. We
Speaker 2: got to talk of one more dooey Chloe.
Speaker 13: Okay, I was on a little dinner date and someone
Speaker 13: came up to ask for an autograph.
Speaker 4: From you or from your date.
Speaker 13: From my date. So he got off, he took pictures,
Speaker 13: he sat at their table. He was really polite, very nice.
Speaker 13: So I was thinking, oh my god, I'm out with
Speaker 13: like a celebrity right.
Speaker 4: Now, and I don't.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So when I asked about it, she tells me he
Speaker 13: was on an episode of Cheaters a few years.
Speaker 2: Why would he brag about that.
Speaker 13: He tries to go on and on and tell me
Speaker 13: it was just a big misunderstanding, But I'm like, really,
Speaker 13: I'm out with the guy who was on Cheaters.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: The final bell means the matches over. It's go to
Speaker 2: the judges and find out who is going to be
Speaker 2: the winner today.
Speaker 4: Alexis, I'm going with Chronica.
Speaker 13: Monica for the chipmunk guy.
Speaker 3: One vote for Monica, Dude, I'm going Monica for the
Speaker 3: tattoo of her face.
Speaker 2: Monica, That means you are the winner. Congratulations. You have
Speaker 2: the sadist dating life of the Yeah.
Speaker 4: But now that guy has a winner tattooed on his neck.
Speaker 7: We just.
Speaker 2: That was Battle of the Tender Days. We got your
Speaker 2: phone tab coming out.
Speaker 7: Next Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Today, we call a woman and who's co owner of
Speaker 2: an entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and
Speaker 2: magicians for kids' birthday parties. Oh yea, and her boyfriend
Speaker 2: said she's been dealing with some pretty uptight parents as
Speaker 2: a boy. But I promise she has never gotten a
Speaker 2: complaint like the one she's about to receive today. Is
Speaker 2: it shocking? Yes?
Speaker 9: Oh no?
Speaker 2: Was it my idea? No? Okay, it was her boyfriend's. Okay,
Speaker 2: and out of my better judgment, I did it anyway. No,
Speaker 2: so she is definitely going to be floored when she
Speaker 2: hears it in your brand new phone. Tap right now
Speaker 2: on the twenties.
Speaker 9: West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave
Speaker 2: my child herpies. I'm sorry what someone gave my kid
Speaker 2: herpies and I need it to be addressed.
Speaker 9: I don't understand how.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my son was at a party with his friends
Speaker 2: last Saturday and one of your face painters thought it
Speaker 2: would be funny to paint herpes onto his face the
Speaker 2: RNA Belle.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, it was painted on his face. Oh thank god?
Speaker 2: What were you thinking?
Speaker 9: I don't even want to say. Can you please just
Speaker 9: tell me what happened?
Speaker 2: Right? So my child comes home and I see him
Speaker 2: and say, why do you have herpes on your face? Son?
Speaker 2: So he looks at me and says, they're grapes, Dad.
Speaker 2: But clearly I know the difference now getting one by me.
Speaker 9: So you're saying that one of our face painters painted
Speaker 9: the word herpies on the child's face.
Speaker 2: No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling
Speaker 2: me there were grapes.
Speaker 9: Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were
Speaker 9: grapes and my face painter thought that they were groups
Speaker 9: on the face.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that I don't know
Speaker 2: what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.
Speaker 9: I don't know how burning Man has anything to do
Speaker 9: with this, but I know that my face painter would
Speaker 9: never do something like that.
Speaker 2: Fine, I've taken a public bus in Detroit. I've taken
Speaker 2: a tour of the Hershey factory.
Speaker 9: I don't understand all.
Speaker 2: Different places where you would contract herpes.
Speaker 9: You have a lot of different examples of where you
Speaker 9: can get these, but I.
Speaker 2: Do I have more. If you want to hear something.
Speaker 9: This has nothing to do with us, sir, I don't
Speaker 9: understand what this is about.
Speaker 2: It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks
Speaker 2: he has herpes because I told him.
Speaker 9: Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell
Speaker 9: him something like that. You told him that.
Speaker 2: Your company's the one who painted it, so you're to blame.
Speaker 9: We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think.
Speaker 14: We would do that?
Speaker 2: I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden
Speaker 2: outbreak of injustice. You want to be compensated, I think
Speaker 2: that's only fair.
Speaker 9: Well, I could give you a gift card for a
Speaker 9: free face painting session.
Speaker 2: Oh what so I can come home and find out
Speaker 2: you put gonnerie on his forehead. Hold on, I don't
Speaker 2: think so sure.
Speaker 9: You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.
Speaker 2: I know. I don't think I'm crossing the line at all.
Speaker 2: I think at this point you and your crewed face
Speaker 2: painting crew need a dose of public shaming to set
Speaker 2: you all straight. What how about you stand by a
Speaker 2: freeway off ramp holding a sign that says I gave
Speaker 2: herpes to a kid, Oh my god, and I tried
Speaker 2: to cover it up with gonnorrhea in a gift card.
Speaker 9: Okay, we're done. Here, sir, we're not done.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk to the Attorney General about you, ma'am.
Speaker 2: So your disgusting warped company never paints a face again.
Speaker 9: You know what, sir, go right ahead. That would really
Speaker 9: make my game.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face
Speaker 2: painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn what, because he's the
Speaker 2: one who sets you up for the prank phone call today.
Speaker 9: So ha, Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 14: God, make it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is a joke. My name is jeff
Speaker 2: from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone.
Speaker 7: Tap on you.
Speaker 9: Oh God, that was creepy, creepy. Oh I'm going to
Speaker 9: kill him.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it wasn't my idea. It was definitely
Speaker 2: your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us saying that you deal
Speaker 2: with crazy parents all the time though from these parties.
Speaker 9: God, yes I do.
Speaker 2: He thought I could be the craziest of all.
Speaker 9: God, that was horrible.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I said after I went on that
Speaker 2: Hershey factory tour.
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but
Speaker 9: whatever you think.
Speaker 7: The weeke up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 7: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: When it comes to professions that can instantly win over
Speaker 2: any woman, there's firefighters, doctor and of course Brook's favorite
Speaker 2: major league hot dog hookers.
Speaker 4: So toss up between that and taxidermy.
Speaker 2: So I'll take four once, big boy. She's not even
Speaker 2: talking about the food.
Speaker 15: Hey, but one of our listeners says she was instantly
Speaker 15: smitten when she showed up to an event and saw
Speaker 15: one guy crushing it at his job.
Speaker 2: At that point, she was willing to do whatever it
Speaker 2: took to get him alone. You're gonna hear it. It
Speaker 2: wasn't that. It was even sexier. You'll hear a brand
Speaker 2: new second date up date, next second.
Speaker 7: Date up date.
Speaker 2: We have a return caller on the phone who actually
Speaker 2: did a second date with us a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: That either means we helped her so much she's been
Speaker 2: in a long committed relationship this whole time, yeah, or
Speaker 2: we traumatized her so badly that she's completely avoided dating
Speaker 2: until now.
Speaker 4: Probably the second and it.
Speaker 2: Was probably mostly Brook's fault. But her name is Amanda. Amanda,
Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4: I'm not arguing, Amanda.
Speaker 14: I think I'm a little bit of both.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The only thing I remember from the last time
Speaker 2: is the guy didn't want to go out with you
Speaker 2: because you wanted to put hot dogs on your salad
Speaker 2: or something like.
Speaker 4: That hot young salad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is totally normal and brooks home time.
Speaker 4: I haven't called you Amanda in a long time.
Speaker 2: I remember you now that's ancient history, though. We are
Speaker 2: moving on and we're happy to have you back. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about this new guy that you met. Who's he?
Speaker 3: So he's the lead singer in a band, A little band,
Speaker 3: a famous band.
Speaker 4: Where we're at, I.
Speaker 14: Mean, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2: I think Kloger, isn't it. You saw Nickelback?
Speaker 4: No, Nickelback would be calling back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're desperate for faud.
Speaker 4: Where did you meet this guy?
Speaker 14: So, my best friend Jess got married about a month ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're saying it like it's a sad thing, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we lost her forever.
Speaker 9: We lost one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you met him at the wedding.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I met him at the wedding. Well, he was
Speaker 14: working the wedding and I was part of the bridal party.
Speaker 4: So he was a singer in the wedding band.
Speaker 14: He was.
Speaker 8: I've seen some amazing wedding bands and some not.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I never thought about that. I would
Speaker 4: they get so much action?
Speaker 7: Am?
Speaker 14: I keep feeling like Adam Sandler movie. You guys remember
Speaker 14: with Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's literally called the Wedding Singer.
Speaker 2: Tell us about how you and and Chris likenected at
Speaker 2: the wedding. How did that even happen?
Speaker 14: Well, I didn't know if we connected or I just
Speaker 14: had a little bit semester drink. I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 14: It was a stressful day. And like my friend she's
Speaker 14: she was a little bit of a bright silla, Okay.
Speaker 14: I was just like, I'm going to try to get
Speaker 14: as much fun of I was wedding as I could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you're the first bid to say that.
Speaker 14: Oh my money is going to the liquor, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can get on board with that.
Speaker 4: No, you had some liquid courage going on. It sounds
Speaker 4: like I did.
Speaker 14: And like throughout the time they were playing songs and
Speaker 14: I was dancing, and I think I was dancing like
Speaker 14: a little bit too much. But I was trying not
Speaker 14: to span girl, but that look like extra despread.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you're like giving him eyes or something.
Speaker 13: I was winking.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, there is like a middle round here
Speaker 1: where you want to show him like you're impressed by
Speaker 1: his musical skills, but not overly impress.
Speaker 3: Where you look, I just see a drunk girl winking
Speaker 3: really hard.
Speaker 4: He takes you lost a contact.
Speaker 2: Probably very few times panties get thrown on stage at
Speaker 2: a wedding.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it felt like threw Barry Moorish just like doing
Speaker 14: the Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody remembers that movie as well.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I'm enjoying my age too. That's really sad.
Speaker 2: Now and us take us to the most romantic part
Speaker 2: of you and Chris.
Speaker 14: When they had a break. I went over and I
Speaker 14: just like introduced myself.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 14: I brought over some chicken skewers. I brought over some
Speaker 14: food to the band and I was like, hey, do
Speaker 14: you guys do something to eat?
Speaker 4: I went over a man give him some food, free food.
Speaker 14: They were like really happy that I did that. So,
Speaker 14: like the whole reception, everything was really great, and I
Speaker 14: danced a little bit too much. I'm gonna admit to that.
Speaker 4: I a thing. Can you dance too much? The wedding get,
Speaker 4: the more people dance, the better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a forty five minute dance limit on
Speaker 2: all weddings. If you go to the limit, you have
Speaker 2: to pay.
Speaker 14: When they put Shakira on and you think you can
Speaker 14: barely dance, you dance too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when did it move to romantic with the singer?
Speaker 14: Well, I wanted to stay over and help clean up,
Speaker 14: and honestly, I just wanted more time to talk to him.
Speaker 2: So you helped tear down the wedding.
Speaker 14: I was helping because it had to be down by
Speaker 14: a particular amount of time.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 14: That wil gave me more time to talk to him.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good, so it's a win win.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 14: It's like, hey, do you want to go for a
Speaker 14: drink after this? And he's like no, I got to
Speaker 14: go home, but I wouldn't mind having a drink here.
Speaker 8: So you wanted to have a drink there with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least it wasn't like a full.
Speaker 8: Rejection like he was, yeah, let's hang out here.
Speaker 3: So there's like a bar attached somewhere, so yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 14: Was inside so we just went back in and we
Speaker 14: were just chatting for like thirty minutes. We exchanged numbers.
Speaker 14: I had a great time calling him, and I haven't
Speaker 14: heard it back from him.
Speaker 4: Do you think you read it wrong? Like maybe he's
Speaker 4: not even single. Yeah, it's like the girl who brought
Speaker 4: him foods is being nice back.
Speaker 2: How long has it been since you guys were at
Speaker 2: that wedding together?
Speaker 14: Honestly, like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: That's a long time. Have you reached out to him?
Speaker 14: Yeah? I texted him and I called him a couple
Speaker 14: of times, but nothing.
Speaker 13: So I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna call Chris for you in just
Speaker 2: a minute. Here, we'll try and get you a second
Speaker 2: date update, and you can tell him I want to
Speaker 2: grow old with you. She gets the reference. It's from
Speaker 2: Wedding Singers. It is, Yeah, it's the song. Okay, see him.
Speaker 2: Amanda's just going to be you and me on our
Speaker 2: own during this morning.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we can just do the movie Punch Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: We quote the movie. Try and get your second date
Speaker 2: update right after this. Hold on, thank you, smut you're getting.
Speaker 15: I want?
Speaker 4: Is this movie even good?
Speaker 2: I'm playing this song from the movie The Wedding Singer,
Speaker 2: because my co host didn't know what I was talking
Speaker 2: about when I quoted this song.
Speaker 4: Is that Adam Sandler?
Speaker 2: That is Adam Sandler's singer, But you don't remember the
Speaker 2: movie I've seen it. The main reason I'm playing it
Speaker 2: is because one of our listeners, Amanda, met the lead
Speaker 2: singer of a wedding band the other day and was
Speaker 2: super turned on. It's hard to compete with Adam Sandler
Speaker 2: rocking a mullet, but Chris, who she met and was
Speaker 2: singing in the band the other day, was even hotter.
Speaker 2: That's why she stuck around late after the wedding was
Speaker 2: done to help clean up, just so she could spend
Speaker 2: more time with him after that night, though no second
Speaker 2: date has emerged. Brook thoughts theories. Would you like to
Speaker 2: badger the witness?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: Is your I mean, did you even ask him if
Speaker 4: he was single?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I did?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 4: There goes my number one theory.
Speaker 2: Well what did he say?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 4: Good, good fallow.
Speaker 8: Yeah he was like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, maybe, yeah, I'm a married man.
Speaker 4: I don't know a clue that. Maybe you were more
Speaker 4: sloppy drunk than you.
Speaker 8: Thought you were. Yeah, I mean, I want to say it,
Speaker 8: but we've all been way too.
Speaker 4: When you said that you danced too much, that's usually.
Speaker 8: Yeah, your brain was telling you to stop.
Speaker 2: But you would think as the lead singer of a
Speaker 2: wedding band, he would know that he's seen that before
Speaker 2: and would give.
Speaker 4: Her to go out with it on a date.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm coming. I'm trying to come in with a
Speaker 2: positive attitude here. Brook has no interest, So let's just
Speaker 2: call him and we'll see what he asked to say.
Speaker 2: You ready, Amanda, I'm ready?
Speaker 4: You got this?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey is this Chris?
Speaker 11: This is him?
Speaker 2: Hey Chris, my name is jeff from a radio show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Hey, Chris, you're on the.
Speaker 2: Show at us.
Speaker 11: Okay, the random.
Speaker 2: Sorry, don't worry about my co host. You just focus
Speaker 2: on It's just you and me. Right now, we're doing
Speaker 2: something called a second Date Update, and we're trying to
Speaker 2: help one of our listeners who you met the other
Speaker 2: night at a wedding where you were performing.
Speaker 11: Okay, wait, this is like a dating show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys didn't.
Speaker 4: I mean, she's not saying you guys went on a date.
Speaker 4: She was just interested in possibly dating.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe do you remember Amanda. One of the things
Speaker 2: she said that she did was brought some chicken skewers
Speaker 2: out to you and your bandaid. Yeah, I do, I
Speaker 2: do remember her?
Speaker 4: Oh you do? Okay, that's a good sign. I mean,
Speaker 4: I bet you meet so many people with what you do.
Speaker 8: It's pretty clutch getting food delivered to you. I mean
Speaker 8: that's pretty cool.
Speaker 11: I mean, it's a wedding band.
Speaker 9: It happened at every gig.
Speaker 2: Oh really required to feed the band in the contract? Okay,
Speaker 2: but I mean food aside. We were hoping to get
Speaker 2: a sense of what you thought about Amanda. You liked
Speaker 2: her at all?
Speaker 11: Yeah? She she was just a very very like a
Speaker 11: good dancer.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're going to say?
Speaker 11: She was a lot.
Speaker 2: She was a lot like a lot of dancing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely a lot of dancing. That's that's for sure.
Speaker 11: But I think the biggest.
Speaker 2: Thing that really really like threw.
Speaker 11: Me off is that she left a third review on Yelp.
Speaker 4: Wait what and she didn't tell us this part? Was
Speaker 4: she just trying to help you out or something?
Speaker 3: I mean, she obviously thought you were a good singer,
Speaker 3: and also attractive.
Speaker 1: Yea, hopefully that's someone on the review she's like five stars,
Speaker 1: he's so hot.
Speaker 2: I actually a good review.
Speaker 11: Actually, I actually left a three star.
Speaker 8: Review, three star, three out of five.
Speaker 11: Three stars, and she like wrote, oh, the music was
Speaker 11: really good, but the lead singer never called me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that is way too much information, like it's
Speaker 5: like a dating review.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was extremely awkward and and for me, like
Speaker 11: that really crossed the line, you know, like this is
Speaker 11: my business.
Speaker 4: And maybe she meant it as a joke.
Speaker 8: I dropping you said that, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to think of like it's gotta
Speaker 3: be she thought she was being funny.
Speaker 2: Could you say it as a grand romantic gesture?
Speaker 8: Three stars?
Speaker 10: I would try every social media like dming on literally
Speaker 10: every app before that.
Speaker 3: GI me though, were you planning on calling her back
Speaker 3: before you saw that Yelp review.
Speaker 11: I mean maybe I was thinking about it, but I've
Speaker 11: been busy, so it wasn't a matter of just like,
Speaker 11: oh damn, I haven't called it. But then when I
Speaker 11: saw that review on Yelp, now I just feel like
Speaker 11: her doing that makes me think, like, what else is
Speaker 11: she capable of? In terms of a dating situation.
Speaker 2: And I guess that's true. I mean, what lengths would
Speaker 2: she go to? Would she like call up a radio
Speaker 2: show and have them call you.
Speaker 4: So much more uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Because that's what's happening. And I feel like she's also
Speaker 2: on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I guess it's your chance to respond
Speaker 3: to the review.
Speaker 11: You guys are killing me here, Amanda.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Amanda, Sorry, you seriously left him a negative review.
Speaker 14: Negative.
Speaker 9: It's not like you totally suck.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't go to three star restaurants,
Speaker 3: you know, like three stars.
Speaker 11: That's the thing, Amanda, like you leaving that affects my business.
Speaker 11: You know, people are looking to book a wedding band.
Speaker 11: They look at reviews like some.
Speaker 1: Bride out there is going to book you guys and go, well,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna call any of me or my bride's
Speaker 1: maid's bag.
Speaker 4: It looks trashy.
Speaker 3: It makes him look trashy, like he's like any on
Speaker 3: all the guests or something there and see that.
Speaker 2: Are you are you understanding that, Amanda?
Speaker 14: No, I totally get it. I'm willing to negotiate.
Speaker 8: Oh, nego.
Speaker 2: Negotiate it like talking about I don't know.
Speaker 14: I mean, like, how badly do you want me to
Speaker 14: change that review?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: You can take it down?
Speaker 2: You're going to hold his review ransom?
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, it's just like black I.
Speaker 14: Don't know, ransom negotiations.
Speaker 2: She sounds like she's smiling you What I'm saying, if
Speaker 2: Chris does go out on a date with you, are
Speaker 2: you willing to take it down or change it to
Speaker 2: a five star glowing review?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 9: Two dates to.
Speaker 4: That sounds crazy?
Speaker 14: Okay if we if we do one date, I'll do
Speaker 14: four stars. I'll promise that.
Speaker 13: I see if I promise that, actually one star day.
Speaker 11: So if we go out on the date, you will
Speaker 11: change the review at least the four stars. And you're
Speaker 11: saying we have to do two dates in order to
Speaker 11: get five?
Speaker 4: What are you seriously considering this?
Speaker 2: His business is a business man. I mean, you know
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 11: I do admire her, her tenacity and a roundabout way
Speaker 11: of getting my attention.
Speaker 14: But okay, can I totally get points for creativity? Like
Speaker 14: give me something here?
Speaker 11: Hey, I'll give you that. That's for surely this was Survivor.
Speaker 11: I think you should probably win.
Speaker 2: So survivor like that, if anything, she could go with
Speaker 2: you to any of your future wedding gigs and dance
Speaker 2: a lot and hype you.
Speaker 14: Up, totally help manage just saying and negotiate me.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go that far. I was just going to
Speaker 2: be danced to get the whole crowd into it.
Speaker 4: But I'm just shocked that Chris is entertaining this idea.
Speaker 11: Hey, you know, it's a tough world out there, and
Speaker 11: I would leave.
Speaker 2: Amanda sounds over the moon. This is going We need
Speaker 2: to officially hear Chris say yes to a second date
Speaker 2: that we will pay for.
Speaker 11: Hey, it's one day, Like I think one day, I
Speaker 11: could probably get you to to leave a five star,
Speaker 11: So I guess I would be down.
Speaker 3: She's going to trap you into marriage just to save
Speaker 3: this business.
Speaker 2: I think that's the plot to a wedding singer. So well,
Speaker 2: congratulations you too. You guys got a date?
Speaker 11: Yeah, very unexpected.
Speaker 4: And Amanda, if you could leave us a review, I feel.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, we're called the Ryan Seacrest Show brooking
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, and I am so glad that
Speaker 2: this call happened for us today. Just goes to show
Speaker 2: the Brook and Jeffrey podcast doesn't have lots of bad reviews.
Speaker 2: It just has lots of people who want to date
Speaker 2: us and are trying to get attention.
Speaker 4: That's what that's it.
Speaker 2: We're the sexiest podcasts all platforms.
Speaker 3: Could you guys start going on more dates so we
Speaker 3: could up our stars. Yeah, that was messed up.
Speaker 4: That was kind of messing But he was into it.
Speaker 8: I think he had to be in.
Speaker 4: I don't think that that's it. I think that he
Speaker 4: you thought.
Speaker 2: It was real. I thought he was playing it up
Speaker 2: because he knew that she was on the phone just
Speaker 2: trying to make her feel comfort.
Speaker 8: She said, I can change it.
Speaker 5: He was like, oh, really, Like he hadn't thought of that,
Speaker 5: And then she's like maybe for.
Speaker 4: How that is the wedding business right now?
Speaker 3: That one review is going to But.
Speaker 8: If regardless, they're going out again.
Speaker 2: If you're ever getting some bad reviews on your dating life,
Speaker 2: you can always turn to us. We'll call that person
Speaker 2: who isn't calling you back and check out all of
Speaker 2: our second date updates on our highly rated podcast at
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Speaker 2: he was in a chat room in the early days
Speaker 2: of the internet. His friend said something that actually made
Speaker 2: him laugh out loud, so he typed LOL, and his
Speaker 2: friend asked what it meant, and then when he explained it,
Speaker 2: all the other people in that chatroom started to use it,
Speaker 2: and it's spread from there. It's been around that long,
Speaker 2: but now its run is officially over.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I had a good run, I mean good
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is New York Times just did a
Speaker 2: study on how LOL is dead.
Speaker 4: Okay, I know when it's bad.
Speaker 2: When a newspaper is calling. Yes, Now, what are you
Speaker 2: supposed to say when you think something's funny? Young people
Speaker 2: have started using ijbol.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's really similar, guys.
Speaker 2: It's like it's I just burst out laugh things. And
Speaker 2: instead of saying each letter like some crotchety, out of
Speaker 2: touch millennial, you're supposed to say each bowl, each bowl.
Speaker 4: That's going to be really embarrassing for you. Alexis in
Speaker 4: like ten years embarrassing.
Speaker 10: We're reporting this after the newspapers.
Speaker 4: Each bowl.
Speaker 2: Technically it's not even a new term. Each bowl has
Speaker 2: been around for over a decade. Young people, that because
Speaker 2: it seems newer than l ol. Right, but if you
Speaker 2: really want to each bowl, you got to stick around
Speaker 2: for some laser story.
Speaker 4: I'm each bowling right now. This sounds kind of naughty.
Speaker 2: That's coming up laser stories next. It's the radio segment
Speaker 2: that's trying to revolutionize breakfast for the under serviced swinger
Speaker 2: population who their new item is called swap tarts. Each
Speaker 2: pastry is shaped like a house key, and whoever has
Speaker 2: a matching tart, they're yours for the night. It's laser stories, sad,
Speaker 2: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 2: except we've got a laser and those other ankle liquors
Speaker 2: just don't this first laser story is out of Homes,
Speaker 2: Sweet Homes. There's a handyman out there named Flash Shelton
Speaker 2: who says he's come up with a unique strategy to
Speaker 2: help you get rid of squatters. What does he do?
Speaker 2: Flash says, he'll literally move in with the squatter and
Speaker 2: make them so uncomfortable they leave.
Speaker 4: He out squats them, he does.
Speaker 2: That's the new service he's advertising, and he's got proof
Speaker 2: that it works. In fact, he recently had a renter
Speaker 2: who eventually refused to pay and they couldn't be removed
Speaker 2: immediately due to legal constraints, so Flash moved in. Within
Speaker 2: a week they were gone.
Speaker 4: What is he that terrible of a roommates?
Speaker 8: Oppressive? Yeah, or he's just annoying, Like I could probably
Speaker 8: do this.
Speaker 2: He says, is a good point.
Speaker 8: I'm an annoying guy. I can't kick anybody who your
Speaker 8: ear off.
Speaker 2: And says he gonna do the same for you. Flash says,
Speaker 2: once he signs a new lease, his favorite move is
Speaker 2: to just go in and sit on the couch, open
Speaker 2: the fridge and say, I don't know what you're doing,
Speaker 2: but this is my home now. He belches, loudly, leaves
Speaker 2: his dirty dishes in the sink and his shoes right
Speaker 2: in the middle of the kitchen table, because.
Speaker 4: You know, squatters notoriously clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's basically the worst roommate you could possibly imagine.
Speaker 2: Another one of his signature moves is to install ring
Speaker 2: cameras in every room and tell squatters they're on a
Speaker 2: reality TV show.
Speaker 3: Is it weird that I kind of want to be
Speaker 3: able to see those ring videos?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want a TV show. According to him, that works
Speaker 2: wonders because people want to get way as fast as
Speaker 2: possible and do not want to be seen on camera.
Speaker 8: And what are they gonna call the cops?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, other illegal.
Speaker 8: Guy is film me.
Speaker 2: If a squatter leaves the home even briefly, Flash acts
Speaker 2: quick to secure the house so they can't ever get
Speaker 2: back inside once they're off the problem.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's been hired for multiple jobs in person, but
Speaker 2: warns you don't think you'll be paying less than three
Speaker 2: thousand dollars for his services.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I'll keep the squatter no personal.
Speaker 2: Go to your next laser story. Out of Tokyo, Japan
Speaker 2: is a notoriously hard working country that emphasizes extreme dedication
Speaker 2: to one's work.
Speaker 4: I've never wanted to move there. Literally, that's the only
Speaker 4: recess stable.
Speaker 2: In order to put up with that kind of grueling
Speaker 2: schedule and stress, some Japanese workers turn to short power
Speaker 2: naps for their day.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, god, you know me those.
Speaker 2: But if you're on the job, where do you nap? Well?
Speaker 2: One company says they have the solution by installing vertical
Speaker 2: sleeping pods called Giraffe naps. Here's a photo.
Speaker 4: It can't lay down, so it works.
Speaker 2: The company says they've created the pods with support points
Speaker 2: for various parts of the body that'll hold up your head,
Speaker 2: your butt, calves, and feet to ensure that the user
Speaker 2: maintains their upright position when napping.
Speaker 4: They hate laying down so much takes.
Speaker 2: Up too much space.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Each Giraft nap also features an alarm system that can
Speaker 2: be set by the user, an onboard sound machine, and
Speaker 2: a built in ventilation system.
Speaker 9: Oh good.
Speaker 3: We cannot put one of these here now, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would badnap.
Speaker 8: I would hang upside down on top of that.
Speaker 2: Overall, they're getting rave reviews from cafe business owners and
Speaker 2: from regular people. One person who tried it says it
Speaker 2: feels like you're a baby. Being pressed up against your
Speaker 2: mother's chest.
Speaker 9: Sweet.
Speaker 2: Another said it's a little scary at first. If your claustrophobic,
Speaker 2: do not at the timer to forty five minutes like
Speaker 2: he did. Otherwise it does take a while for it
Speaker 2: to unlock.
Speaker 8: I was waking up just like somebody.
Speaker 3: This is the opposite of are supposed to be sleepy?
Speaker 2: This next the story is out of chat GP. Who
Speaker 2: on your pros and CON's list for AI? Better add
Speaker 2: this to the cons side. Now it can steal your
Speaker 2: password just by listening to you type.
Speaker 3: Wow because we like pressed down harder on certain keys
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: A team at Cornell found out it's possible by training
Speaker 2: an AI to do it, and they had it listen
Speaker 2: in while they tapped on each key on a keyboard
Speaker 2: twenty five times, and it learned what each one sounded like.
Speaker 2: Oh so different.
Speaker 4: All they have to do to get my husband's password
Speaker 4: is just tell him that they have a really good deal.
Speaker 4: He seems to be giving it out willy nilly lately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something could use if they were sitting near
Speaker 2: you in a place like Starbucks.
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 2: The researchers basically created those conditions for their test. They
Speaker 2: used a phone to listen in on other people typing,
Speaker 2: and the AI was able to guess which keys they
Speaker 2: were hitting with ninety five percent accuracy.
Speaker 4: Damn, good time to be a scammer. How are they
Speaker 4: called researchers and not hackers? Isn't that what they're trying.
Speaker 8: To do here this point?
Speaker 2: Then they tried it over zoom and it was still
Speaker 2: ninety three percent of the time.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: It works by analyzing the sound that each keystroke makes
Speaker 2: and also how quickly one key is typed after the other,
Speaker 2: because it might take you longer to hit the X
Speaker 2: on your keyboard than it does the as So.
Speaker 4: What if you just scream every time you push a button?
Speaker 2: Try it in the dust. I guess we're just.
Speaker 8: Right now. I'm logging the face.
Speaker 2: Experts say it's more proof that how we log into
Speaker 2: stuff needs to change.
Speaker 4: Instead of our finger and don't they.
Speaker 2: Just fingerprints and hair follicle verification. That's going to be
Speaker 2: the new way to go.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna give them My first born child is that.
Speaker 2: You can only walk in once. At that point, this
Speaker 2: next lacer stories out of the world of work. You
Speaker 2: feel like you're working too much and not just at
Speaker 2: your job, but you're also doing housework and parenting and
Speaker 2: paying bills and on and on and on and on.
Speaker 7: I am tired.
Speaker 4: Are you saying life by the way, it's life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a formula you can use to figure out
Speaker 2: whether you really are working too much okay and not
Speaker 2: giving your brain and body a chance to relax. It's
Speaker 2: called the forty two percent rule.
Speaker 4: Catch me out?
Speaker 7: How about that?
Speaker 2: Basically, studies have found your brain and body need to
Speaker 2: spend at least forty two percent of their time relaxing.
Speaker 3: What how could that's possible if you have kids?
Speaker 4: That there is no way you have kids?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2: To break it down, forty two percent of your twenty
Speaker 2: four hour day is ten hours, So ten hours has
Speaker 2: to include sleep, exercise, watching TV, reading, or anything else
Speaker 2: that you do to relax or unwind.
Speaker 4: So you could be a Kardashian and that could work out.
Speaker 4: But that's about it.
Speaker 2: So what happens if you don't give your body forty
Speaker 2: two percent of time to relax? Eventually they say you
Speaker 2: will burn out, you'll get sick, or you'll wind up
Speaker 2: sleeping for at least twelve hours for a few days.
Speaker 2: Because it needs to catch up.
Speaker 8: That's happened to me.
Speaker 2: And you know what they say, early to bed and
Speaker 2: early to rise makes a turtle happy with a shoe
Speaker 2: between his thighs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I say.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah yeah, and that turtles relaxing and getting his
Speaker 2: forty two percent rule in yeah yeah it sound means
Speaker 2: lays of stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time. On Friday. Got a
Speaker 2: brand new player to win Brooks Bucks. Her name is
Speaker 2: Sophia and she was actually born in Italy. Cool and
Speaker 2: Italian people, or as we call them Italy, it's we
Speaker 2: that's what they're called. Yeah, I would ask.
Speaker 4: Sophia, I'm gonna get the locals. You can call them
Speaker 4: whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Love their food. So as what's her top three favorite
Speaker 2: Italian foods? And Sophia's aid Number one pizza.
Speaker 7: Oh that a girl.
Speaker 2: It's better in Italy than it is over here.
Speaker 9: Yes, for sure, hands down.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: That number two was gelato.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I just want to swim, I just want
Speaker 4: to bathe in it so good.
Speaker 2: What flavor?
Speaker 13: I do really like mint, which is unpopular, but it
Speaker 13: really is.
Speaker 4: I really like pistachio.
Speaker 2: Her third favorite Italian food canole, just because you can
Speaker 2: say it with the accent the canoes.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now we're all hungry, so we're gonna send check out.
Speaker 2: She's gonna go to the ram and bring us all
Speaker 2: back some food. And while she's out there, we're gonna
Speaker 2: explain the rules. Sofia, you got thirty seconds. Answer as
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 2: could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 2: Good, good luck? Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty two, Pete Best was removed from the
Speaker 2: Beatles and replaced by who Paul, John George or ringo Oh.
Speaker 2: The first issue of Sports Illustrated was published on.
Speaker 9: This day in what decade the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2: Originally called Marathon, What candy Bar changed its name globally
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety uh Which Kardashian owns a denim brand
Speaker 2: called Good American Chloe Kardashian. Joe Biden is what number president.
Speaker 13: Of forty six?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, through out a guess on that one.
Speaker 2: We'll see If you're right, Brook's going to come back
Speaker 2: into the studio and it looks like, Sofia, did you
Speaker 2: start a new job working from home? Or have you
Speaker 2: always had this job in tech?
Speaker 13: I started when I graduated from college, so I've had
Speaker 13: it for a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Okay, Top three things you love about being in tech o.
Speaker 4: We're just making our list everything, all top.
Speaker 2: Three lists.
Speaker 8: On the show.
Speaker 2: Top Yeah, just tell us one, what's what do you
Speaker 2: like about working in tech?
Speaker 13: I like that it gives me flexibility and creativity.
Speaker 2: She's Italian and she's flexible. Wow, put that on your
Speaker 2: dating a prosa.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say she's young and hopeful, which is nothing
Speaker 3: that we are anymore.
Speaker 2: All Right, Sophia, your turn is done. We're going over
Speaker 2: to Brook You ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: On this day. In nineteen sixty two, Pete Best was
Speaker 2: removed from the Beatles and replaced by Who Paul Okay.
Speaker 2: The first issue of Sports Illustrated was published on this
Speaker 2: day in what decade? Sports Illustrated sixties global are originally
Speaker 2: called Marathon What candy Bar changed its name globally in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Uh Marathon U Snickers.
Speaker 2: Which Kardashian owns a denim brand called Good America oh, Chloe,
Speaker 2: Joe Biden is what number president?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Almost one. We'll see if you're right. Go to the
Speaker 2: scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 4: So did you eat a lot of French onion soup
Speaker 4: last night?
Speaker 2: Or is that just the natural scent your body secretes?
Speaker 8: Some girl said that to me. Yeah, you got to
Speaker 8: correct today they say a dwar and don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, He's gonna trust Jose and Brook You got thar?
Speaker 2: Sorry I speak Italian if you don't.
Speaker 4: How does one innocent segment? Do we have a whole
Speaker 4: country hating?
Speaker 2: Let's get the answers in for everybody on the stay.
Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty two, Pete Bess was removed from the
Speaker 2: Beatles got replaced by Ringo Star. Wow, he was the
Speaker 2: original drummer. Did not know that I ever knew that
Speaker 2: first issue of Sports Illustrator was published on this day
Speaker 2: in the nineteen fifties. Nineteen fifty four was the first one.
Speaker 2: Originally called Marathon. They changed it to Snickers in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Globe Bide it was the UK.
Speaker 8: It was still Marathon up until nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: That's a weird name change.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: Chloe Kardashian owns the Denham brand good American and Joe
Speaker 2: Biden is president number forty.
Speaker 4: So many.
Speaker 8: And it's like another old white dude.
Speaker 2: We get it now, we have the Americans hating us too.
Speaker 2: There we go, Sophia. Unfortunately we can't give you any
Speaker 2: money here, but just for playing, you do win a
Speaker 2: pair of tickets to see Sam Smith perform at Climate
Speaker 2: Pledge Arena on August twenty third.
Speaker 5: Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you probably work from the concerts since you
Speaker 8: can work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could watch him work.
Speaker 6: Get work big.
Speaker 2: I'll bring my laptop and a big scoop of gelato
Speaker 2: to enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Hey, that was fun to play with you, Sophia.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah good, meaning you guys than I'm glad.
Speaker 4: You're doing this instead of actually working when you're out
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah sweet. Since you're free to come back and play anytime,
Speaker 2: you're welcome on the show. We'll be back to the
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.